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FULL SHOW: Prison, Or Return The Million?; Strawberry Letter: Number 2 Will Never Be Number 1 - 3.20.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what's time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 1: At all at all, So don't given them all black
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  Speaker 1: a million bus buss boozy.
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  Speaker 3: Ya listening to st Joy? Yeah, Joy, You don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Turn You.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 3: To turn the mouth turn, got to turn mouth, turn
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  Speaker 3: the word of the money. Look me, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you're thinking that, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 4: You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me
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  Speaker 4: now one and only uh huh. Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 4: radio show here you do. Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 4: But like I said the other day, you got something too, though,
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  Speaker 4: don't you. God then done something wonderful for you. You
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  Speaker 4: just got to thank Him for it, you know, in
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  Speaker 4: the midst of all that's going on in my life
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  Speaker 4: and in your life. You know, I always use myself
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  Speaker 4: as an example because well, I mean that way. I
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  Speaker 4: guarantee you one hundred percent I know what I'm talking
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  Speaker 4: about here. Here's the situation, you know, with everything that's
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  Speaker 4: going on in my life and all the things I'm
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  Speaker 4: asking God for.
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  Speaker 2: In the midst of.
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  Speaker 4: Taxing and a very trying situation that's very challenging for
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  Speaker 4: me right now. Man, God just keeps on, keeps on
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  Speaker 4: surprising me. He keeps doing things, And I want you
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  Speaker 4: to look at your life. Or for a second, let's
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  Speaker 4: make two columns here. Let's make a column of all
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  Speaker 4: the things you want from God. You know, just do
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  Speaker 4: that throughout the course of the day. You know, you know,
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  Speaker 4: run down the list of all the things you're asking
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  Speaker 4: God for, all the things you're praying for, the things
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  Speaker 4: you aspire to, what your dreams, your visions, whatever it is.
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  Speaker 4: Just make a column a list of all those things.
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  Speaker 4: Let's make three lists. And then the second list, I
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  Speaker 4: want you to make a list of everything that you've
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  Speaker 4: been asking God for, so I guess that could be
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  Speaker 4: a little bit of the same. But this third list,
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  Speaker 4: I want you to do a check off point. I
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  Speaker 4: want you to do a make a list of everything
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  Speaker 4: that God has given you that you've asked him for.
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  Speaker 4: Just think about it like that for a second. I
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  Speaker 4: may be explaining a little wrong right now, but I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna pull it together for you.
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  Speaker 2: Make a list of everything you're asking God for. Just
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  Speaker 2: just listed.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, It's a dream board. You can call it that.
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  Speaker 4: I got one it's a vision board. You know, everybody's
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  Speaker 4: got something you hope for. Make a list. Now. I
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  Speaker 4: want you to make another list of everything you've asked
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  Speaker 4: God for that he's given you already. See this is
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  Speaker 4: a good list because sometimes and what I've been guilty
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  Speaker 4: of and maybe you two in my request list on
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  Speaker 4: my dream board. I keep focusing so hard sometimes on
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  Speaker 4: the what I'm yet to receive. I keep focusing so
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  Speaker 4: hard on the what I hope he gives me. I
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  Speaker 4: keep focusing so hard on the things that I yet
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  Speaker 4: not fulfilled in my life that sometimes, as he starts
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  Speaker 4: checking off my wish lists, the things I've asked for
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  Speaker 4: in the past that have come to pass that he's
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  Speaker 4: given me, I sometimes, in praying for what I want
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  Speaker 4: forget to thank him for what he's done for me.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm currently in the middle of that situation.
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  Speaker 4: And this morning when I woke up, I really, man,
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  Speaker 4: I just got on my knees this morning and I
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  Speaker 4: quit tripping for a second. I said, Man, hey, God,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I really do need all them things
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  Speaker 4: I'm asking for, and I'm really am believing that You're
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  Speaker 4: gonna give it to me. But in the meantime, though, Man,
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  Speaker 4: have I overlooked some important details here? I had to
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  Speaker 4: really look at what he's done for me. I mean, look, man,
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  Speaker 4: take yourself out of it personally and look. Or you
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  Speaker 4: can leave yourself in it however you want to be.
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  Speaker 4: Some people can't do that, so just leave yourself in it. Then,
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  Speaker 4: But man, I started looking at the eyepart of me,
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  Speaker 4: and I started looking around at what's happening overall. Like, man,
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  Speaker 4: he has kept my family together and in spite of
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  Speaker 4: the attempts to tear it apart. I look at all
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  Speaker 4: of that. I look at how he's blessing my children
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  Speaker 4: with the desires of their heart, which I pray for
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  Speaker 4: my kids. You know, I want my kids to have
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  Speaker 4: a better life than I've had.
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  Speaker 2: I really really do. I don't want them to take
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  Speaker 2: as long as it took me to get it together.
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  Speaker 4: I really really don't. I'm trying to say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 4: if you go to college, this is what you can be.
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  Speaker 4: Don't do like your father did. Don't go three years
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  Speaker 4: drop I'll throw yourself into a spiral. And then got
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  Speaker 4: to start to scratch all over again, you know, And
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  Speaker 4: for the most part so far, you know, they're doing
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  Speaker 4: quite well. Of it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you know, they they're getting kicked around a
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  Speaker 2: little bit, but that's life.
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  Speaker 4: I started thinking of the blessings that he's helped me
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  Speaker 4: overcome with some of the previous mistakes I've made in
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  Speaker 4: relationships in my life. And then I started looking about
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  Speaker 4: the things he's blessed me with that I've been asking
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  Speaker 4: him for. But since I've moved on from it, I
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  Speaker 4: forgot to keep thinking because I got to always thank
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  Speaker 4: God for a roof over my head because guess what,
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  Speaker 4: when I was asking for the roof and I didn't
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  Speaker 4: really have it, then he gave me one. Now, since
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  Speaker 4: he gave it to me, what, I'm just cool now
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  Speaker 4: I can't ever go back to him and go, hey, man,
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  Speaker 4: really do appreciate this roof over my head because there
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  Speaker 4: was a time when I was living in a car.
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  Speaker 4: But see, so every morning I wake up, I gotta
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  Speaker 4: remember the fact that I have a home now, because
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  Speaker 4: I got to look back and go, Man, that was time, Steve,
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  Speaker 4: when you didn't have no home. But see, we forget
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  Speaker 4: what God has done for us because in our column,
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  Speaker 4: the won't column, the need column, we oftentimes forget for
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  Speaker 4: the columns and the checkmarks that He's already fulfilled.
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  Speaker 2: In our life.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to take inventory every now and then daily
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  Speaker 4: if possible.
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  Speaker 2: But I know we humans, we're not gonna do that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. But you've got to take inventory of your
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  Speaker 2: life to say, hey, what has God done for me?
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  Speaker 4: You know? And remember something else too. Change is good,
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  Speaker 4: but change is challenging. Accept the challenge that it is. Look,
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  Speaker 4: a lot of you come up to me all the
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  Speaker 4: time and say, Steve Man, thank you, man boy you
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  Speaker 4: in the morning. Man, I really be needing that. Well,
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  Speaker 4: like honest said it a hundred times, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: say it again, y'all, I be needing it too. You know,
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  Speaker 4: you understand, sometimes what God is dealing with me is
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  Speaker 4: for me. But now I'm in a sharing position where
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  Speaker 4: I can open up and if I just if I
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  Speaker 4: just quit being so about me and become a little
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  Speaker 4: bit more transparent, I can maybe some of me that's
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  Speaker 4: happening to me is happening to you, and you can
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  Speaker 4: see some of this in me. That's why I use
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  Speaker 4: myself as an example, because man, I'm catching it too, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't perfect either. So for those of you that
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  Speaker 4: come up to me and say that I want you
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  Speaker 4: to understand these these talks in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Man, this is.
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  Speaker 4: Important for me because man, I need these conversations from God.
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  Speaker 4: I need God to continue to strengthen me, to show
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  Speaker 4: me the way, to help me understand what's happening to me.
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  Speaker 4: And see, as we've all those of you who have
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  Speaker 4: made the decision to change, to become a better person,
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  Speaker 4: a better woman, a better boy, better girl, a better man.
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  Speaker 4: For those of you who's made the decision to change,
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  Speaker 4: change is a challenge, and accept the challenge because it's
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  Speaker 4: gonna come. Because right out of that here come to haters.
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  Speaker 4: Here they come people you don't even know, discussing your
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  Speaker 4: life and your change. If God see you really really
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  Speaker 4: mean what you say in spite of what they say
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  Speaker 4: about you, God will raise you above the freight.
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  Speaker 2: He'll keep promoting you. He'll keep blessing you, He'll keep
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  Speaker 2: moving you up. He will use you as a show
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  Speaker 2: off point.
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  Speaker 4: He'll show you off, man, He'll he'll make you look
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  Speaker 4: good the people man, who wish you'd fall all day long.
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  Speaker 2: And so to all your haters, all your haters will
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  Speaker 2: end up just watching you rise. Man. They will watch
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  Speaker 2: you continue to grow That's what God will do for you. Man.
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  Speaker 4: You can fool the world, but you can't fool God.
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  Speaker 4: God know your heart, He know your every thought.
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  Speaker 8: you say all that? What you be seeing?
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  Speaker 9: You know?
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  Speaker 4: I scrolled through that every now and then, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I just watch people. First of all, back your cameras up.
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  Speaker 4: these filters.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to see the real.
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  Speaker 4: You got scared condition, you got exa on your face,
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  Speaker 4: the cauld a filter on him. I'm looking at you.
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  Speaker 2: You got commercials on TV stuff right here. It's just
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  Speaker 2: it's hard, Junie, It's just hard. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I see too many mistakes. And if you old, this
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  Speaker 4: is not what you do going live on I g
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  Speaker 4: and all that. That's a young person sport. It's not
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  Speaker 4: for old people. You've never been live in your life.
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  Speaker 2: This ain't the time to.
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  Speaker 1: Try what's the problem with it? Why do you have
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  Speaker 1: a problem with that though?
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  Speaker 4: Because of the amateur mistakes that people make. This is
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  Speaker 4: not like you like the camera too closed, like you've
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  Speaker 4: got you lose your filters, make yourself somebody you not
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  Speaker 4: see see.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you didn't like that. I thought you wanted
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  Speaker 1: people to be natural.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not looking for nobody on line, So I don't
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  Speaker 4: care if you on line. You know they got stuff
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  Speaker 4: where you can just blur your face out. You look
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  Speaker 4: like a movie star in the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you have got to learn how to use your filters.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, got to. I used to not, but now I'm bad.
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  Speaker 4: I changed my mind. You are for the well just
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  Speaker 4: filters filtered. Please use your filter.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if you don't look like that in
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  Speaker 1: real in real life, and.
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  Speaker 2: care something right.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after we'll hear from
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  Speaker 1: the nephew if he runs that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 2: I got it for you. You hit my car? You
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  Speaker 2: hit my car? What you hit my car?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: You wait?
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  Speaker 11: That there Raymond notes all over the place.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adell's This is she?
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  Speaker 6: Do you live in an apartment number seven eight? Oh?
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  Speaker 11: That depends on who is asking.
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  Speaker 6: My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,
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  Speaker 6: Apartment one on FI. Do you live in apartment number
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  Speaker 6: seventy eight?
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  Speaker 11: What you want with where I live?
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  Speaker 1: Look?
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  Speaker 4: Fam?
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  Speaker 2: Do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera light blue one?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, all right, your next door neighbor then told me
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  Speaker 6: that you ran into my car. I got a Bens,
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  Speaker 6: a black one of two thousand and five C two forty.
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  Speaker 6: Now I got light blue scratches.
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  Speaker 1: On my My neighbor told you what your neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, his name is Brian Kendall.
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  Speaker 1: I told you the.
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  Speaker 11: Cross up across the hall. What the cross? I they
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  Speaker 11: live across the hall?
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  Speaker 1: Told you what, ma'am.
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  Speaker 6: Listen, all I know is he said he live in
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  Speaker 6: apartment eighty. He lived next door to you. You live
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  Speaker 6: in a supposedly apartment seventy eights right here in Cambridge
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  Speaker 6: Court apartments. Now, all I'm saying is he told me
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  Speaker 6: your car is, which is the light blue car hit
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  Speaker 6: my backed into my car? Now, I ain't trying to
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  Speaker 6: create no problem, but somebody got to fix my car
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  Speaker 6: and I got light blue scratches.
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  Speaker 1: On my bens.
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  Speaker 12: Uh.
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  Speaker 11: Last I checked my light blue clamor wasn't the only
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  Speaker 11: light blue camera they made?
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  Speaker 2: Ma'am, you're the only light You're the only light blue
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  Speaker 2: car in the parking the.
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  Speaker 11: Only light blue car in the parking lot. Right now,
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  Speaker 11: I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue
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  Speaker 11: car in the parking lot.
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  Speaker 2: Ma'am, I'm not.
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  Speaker 11: Look and I'm in the middle of watching t What.
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  Speaker 7: Can I do for you?
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  Speaker 2: What you mean? What can you do for me? You
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  Speaker 2: didn't hit my car, You.
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  Speaker 11: Ain't touch your car. If you got some cameras out
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  Speaker 11: in this parking live that.
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  Speaker 2: Saw me hit your car, no, I don't have no cameras.
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  Speaker 11: But I believe this conversation is over, and I don't
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  Speaker 11: give what the cross eyed man across the hall told you.
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  Speaker 2: Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
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  Speaker 9: Hold on, hold on?
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  Speaker 11: Play Uh is you yelling at me?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not yelling at you.
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  Speaker 6: But you did hit my car to the only light
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  Speaker 6: blue car in the parking.
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  Speaker 11: Line, the only light blue car in the parking lot.
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  Speaker 11: Now and as a matter of my car ain't even
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  Speaker 11: in the parking lot. My sister bor my car go
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  Speaker 11: to the soow Well, is it possible that your sister
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  Speaker 11: is the one that hit my car?
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  Speaker 12: No?
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  Speaker 7: Now, what okay?
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  Speaker 6: Is your sister when is she coming back? Maybe she
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  Speaker 6: hit my car and didn't tell you she hit my car.
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  Speaker 11: No, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
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  Speaker 11: because she would have told me she hits your call. Look,
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  Speaker 11: I said, ain't nobody hit your car. My car ain't
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  Speaker 11: got no scratches on it. Give us what kind of
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  Speaker 11: stretches you got on your car? But I can't do
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  Speaker 11: a thing about it. And even if you did, let
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  Speaker 11: me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance, no way,
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  Speaker 11: so I can't do nothing for you.
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  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let me tell you
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  Speaker 6: something you ain't got to tell me.
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  Speaker 11: You ain't got to seeing me. Thanks, and as far
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  Speaker 11: as I'm concerned, this conversation is over.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, let me ask you call it back.
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  Speaker 1: Mister.
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  Speaker 11: You act like I ain't got on my car by
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  Speaker 11: you had them scratches on your car all ready, and
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  Speaker 11: you ain't finna use me as no excuse to get
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  Speaker 11: you no new papers.
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  Speaker 2: I have had no scratches already on my car.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah you had them. Oh yeah, you had no idea.
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  Speaker 11: Now I'm gonna tell them insurance is justin if he
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  Speaker 11: come over here now because you gonna be using your insurance.
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  Speaker 11: I already told you I ain't got it.
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  Speaker 6: Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: there standing in the door.
• 18:22
  Speaker 11: I'm on my way to the door now I'm standing
• 18:25
  Speaker 11: in the door.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: Come on, come on, Look, I got thirty five hundred
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: dollars worth of scratches on my car that you need
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: to pay for you to own.
• 18:32
  Speaker 11: That ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars. So
• 18:37
  Speaker 11: you already doing better than me?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: What? What?
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: What? What?
• 18:41
  Speaker 11: Look? I already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: I'm watching TV and you ain't got talking to me
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: about it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I need to talk to you about this car.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I got thirty touch your car.
• 18:53
  Speaker 11: My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
• 18:56
  Speaker 11: even park next to no BMWs lately.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: It's an it's a ben C two forty, a black giver.
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: If it's a ben seven seven and seven, I can't
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: help you.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: They don't make a seven seventy lady. Look, you know what?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Can I say something to you?
• 19:17
  Speaker 11: No, you can't say you know what you can say
• 19:19
  Speaker 11: to me? You can say bye.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I just want to say one more thing to.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: You, one more thing.
• 19:24
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead on.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: All I want to say is this, nephew Timmy from
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your sister robbing out of DC, putting.
• 19:33
  Speaker 11: Me up oh that it's gonna make me. You know what,
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: I don't even have y'all show. I listened to the
• 19:41
  Speaker 11: show on the internet and this, oh you wait till
• 19:46
  Speaker 11: I talked to.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Her all mister Dale, will Lizzen before you go? Can
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: you tell me what is the baddest radio show.
• 19:53
  Speaker 11: In the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Allright, nephew, Talm, you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Knew you didn't run into nobody else.
• 20:02
  Speaker 11: I ain't here nobody because I'll be trying to pull
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: myself out there, thalk, So won't nobody?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: All right, you're talking about the cross side blankety blank
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: cross the house.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: That's what you're talking about.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: You got her riled up.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I love her time.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Hey, Tommy, I member white dude at bass Master Classic.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: It's a young dude, probably about thirty, he said. Mister Harvey,
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: I listen to you show every morning. Will you please
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: tell Tommy that I don't love nothing like I loved him.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Prank phone call after YouTube, channleng and everything.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
• 20:46
  Speaker 13: If I'm going to laugh, if I see a blue
• 20:48
  Speaker 13: cameray today, I haven't seen one of those in quite
• 20:53
  Speaker 13: a while.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: So yeah, the huffing and puffing all of them. Yeah,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: that's wrong.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: You know what, have y'all subscribed to my YouTube call?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to be honest, but I'll do today.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how did you ask Steve? Did
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: he subscribe?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Subscribe to?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: What the YouTube channel?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Are you got to do that for?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Coming up? Thank you, nephew. It is as the sale.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Right
• 21:34
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• 22:16
  Speaker 1: of the hour. In entertainment news, the Academy issued an
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: apology to Tiana Taylor for an incident during the oscars.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: We'll tell you about that. The woman that allegedly fired
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: on Rihanna's home now faces fourteen charges and her bail
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: is set at almost two million dollars. And March, Yeah,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: March Madness is also the sectomy season. Did you guys
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: know that? We'll talk about all of these stories at
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, but right now it is
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: time to ask the clo our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: This is from Carrie and Detroit. Carrie writes, my husband
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: and I sleep in separate bedrooms and I love it,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: but he does not. He keeps falling asleep in my
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: bed after sex. Our sleeping arrangement was his idea, and
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: now I sleep better without his snoring? How do I
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: get him to understand that? Wait?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: So y'all hup gets to have sex with you and
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: then get up and go sleep somewhere else and.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: She's, oh my god, Yeah, she loves it. But he
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: doesn't like it though, even though it was his idea,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: he doesn't like it. He stays right there.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: He's so stupid.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: You're disappointed in him. Yet he asked for it, he
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: got what he wanted. Now he man, you can't.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Get up, Go get a sandwich. You can't get him,
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: go watch TV. Nothing, you got to lay that and
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: and oh damning you.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Know, come no, she loves it. She wants him out.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Why are you in here?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know what he got.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Remember what you wanted? Remember I gave it to you? Yeah,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Johnson in Minneapolis, Johnson writes,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: my ex wife got the house in our divorce, and
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I keep cutting the grass at the house, but I
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: stopped recently when I realized she had a new boyfriend.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: She called to ask me when I could come cut
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the grass. But so would it be petty to tell
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: her to tell her new man to do it?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Hot ass? Petty? Who was you over there in the
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: birthplace cutting frost?
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Well? First, I ain't over there cutting no grass. But
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: now you got a boyfriend? When am I coming over?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: And why don't you ask god? Uh, tricky when he
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: gonna cut the grass?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Who's tricky?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Her new boyfriend?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Why is his name tricky?
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Because I had to edit it for radio, I won't
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: So we just gonna go with tricky Tricky?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he can't keep cutting the grass, just because
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: she has a new boy. Maybe your boyfriend isn't a gardener,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know what to do.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Oh he's a god noy. He and not digging up
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: the yard. When you're going out there and cut the grass?
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: How far you want? Just togotire and gave you keep
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: pushing me, just hit it this way. In a minute,
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: we're gonna be talking about something else.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Now, No we're not.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well I'm just move on. Then I'm told my
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: name tricky. He in the digging up the yard. Might
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: well go out front and cut the grass. One more
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: line and we're gonna be off into something else.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It has to go moving on moving, I'm just getting
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: ready to move on to Aisha and Charlotte Isha. Right,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: my dad gets upset at my mom and calls me
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: to talk about her. I told him that I can't
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: be up in her business like that, in their business
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: like that. He said, he has no one else to
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: talk to. Should I hear him out and remain neutral
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: even when he's wrong? And my mom is.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Right, Well, your daddy need a therapist or a friend.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: He can go to therapy for this. Would y'all always
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: recommend on this showy or he can get a friend,
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: a partner. Uh, I can't say anything negative. Well, you
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: can't say anything negative about the child's parent. It's her parent,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: it's her mother. So you need a partner, You need
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: a friend, you know, a dude, your boy, you're homie.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: That I know. Women do it, but men do it
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: like that too. They call their friends to talk about
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: their wife.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: And never I ain't never done that.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, I ain't never done that because he because first,
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: because you better not say nothing.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew she was crazy.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: When you're messed, you can't say that about your friend's wife. Yeah,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: that's not gonna work. So he's that's what he told
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: his daughter. He is no one else to talk to.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: He wants to get it out.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Well, bruh, you can't use your daughter.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she feels very uncomfortable.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's her mother you're talking about, and she'd be
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: right a lot of times. You're taking all the bad
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: information over him. Yeah, I asked your mama.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: What's your what were you going to say? See, I
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: ask your mama. You no to yourself. You filtered yourself
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: yourself on the air.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: You got to get through this show right here, because
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I'm on age.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: What's wrong?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: How you saw cancelation go across the zoom?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: School?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Father say, oh, see all questions. Man, So you're you're
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: suggesting that he'd go to therapy, he gets some therapy.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: No, not really recommend therapy. I'm not a therapist person.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: I believe in prayer. I can fix anything.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: So he should pray then, because he's got to get
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: it out.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: But Charlie, I just tell you he need a friend.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: But you just said guys don't do well in those
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: type of situations.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Listen to me.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: I have never called Tommy and told Tommy I was
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: having a problem with my wife. Tommy has never called
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: me and told me he's having a problem with his wife.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: That's Junior. We both called Junior, told Junior the problems
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: he was gonna have when he was me.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: That.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: But guys do guys do do this?
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: We won each other. Hey, man, you know when you
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: get I told you that. I said, Junior.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Now, after you get married, you're gonna become the next
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: day a father, a husband, and a grandfather, and you
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: have no training wheels.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: On for none of that.
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: Said I tell you that, jun Yes she did, and bam,
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: what happened, no training wheels.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Everything right up in there and crash your bike.
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, gotta keep this on the road in the ditch.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Moving on the last one, Steve, this is from Rashad
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: and flag Staff. Rashad. Right, So I'm engaged and my
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: parents are coming to visit. I asked my fiance to
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: either help me clean or hire someone to come clean
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: up the house. She told me they are my parents
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: and my responsibility.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: W t F.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Shall I pump the brakes on the wedding?
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: Wow?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I might want to hold up player, I might
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: want to hold up You don't know what you got?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is crazy.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you ain't got a real team player with something
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: that miner. Yeah, just.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: How hire someone?
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Suppose she has that same attitude when something major happen.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: She probably will see that.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: No problem, that's a sign. Yeah, man, Yeah, I'm gonna
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: give me somebody else.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What last time you cleaned up?
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Though, Steve, you made the bed up and cleaned up
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: winn lent you got a name Hill made a bed.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Out.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Celo coming up at the top of the don't walk
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: off entertainment news for you right after.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: This, I only look being.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Hey y'all. This is Monica, This is Spike Lee. Hey,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: this is Mary J. Blod Yo.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: This is Steven A. Smith.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Chakka Kahan.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: You have no idea what it is.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. The Academy of Motion Pictures, Arts and Sciences
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: has issued an apology to OSCAR nominated actress Our Girl
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Tiana Taylor after an intense encounter with the security guard
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: backstage at Adobe Theater during Sunday night's Oscars. The security
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: guard allegedly put his hands on Tiana to block her
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: from returning to the stage. Video from inside Adobe Theater
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: shows Tiana telling the guard not to put his hands
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: on a woman and calling him quote rude. Sources claim
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: the situation escalated when the security guard reportedly told Tiana
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: to apologize to him for how she reacted. This week,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the Academy issued an apology, saying Tiana Taylor's experience was unacceptable,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: and they praised her for handling the situation with remarkable grace.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: So there, Tianna kept it classy as we always knew.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: She would despite how the security guard tried to mistreat her.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: That was all over. Yes, I saw that incident.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Man, if I was out out of handlet for him
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: because yeah, oh yeah, put your hands on her man
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: for what?
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: What is that about? And she told him.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Overdoing his gay? Yeah I could have took him though,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: took him.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: And then thank you Steve for wanting to protect the system.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Black man. I'm not standing there and let that happen.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just ain't leave us alone.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: But the way the story first came out, it was
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: almost like, you know, she was being belligerent or you know,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: gard something. Yeah, she was the one, and that's what
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I was not. No, it's not, it's not she's.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 32:18
  Speaker 10: LEAs Oscars don't worry about it. He that's the longest
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: is LEAs Oscar yout to worry about him?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: No more?
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? All right.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Moving on to the woman that fired that semi automatic
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: weapon at Rihanna and Asap Rocky's la house. She now
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: faces fourteen counts, including one count of attempted murder, ten
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: felony counts of assault with a semi automatic firearm, and
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: three felony counts of shooting at an inhabited dwelling or
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: a camper. That's according to the release from the La
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: County DA's office. Thirty five year old Evanna Ortiz is
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: being held on one point eight million dollars bail and
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: she is set to appear for an arrangement next Wednesday,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: March twenty fifth. So they caught her and charged her.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Does she know her at all?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Who the lady that shot?
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Personally? Yeah, I think she stopped stocking her.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was shooting and somebody how you a fan
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: that ain't no fan? She got a jail?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Well, fan is short formatic.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: You do know?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: She ain't got no money. So she's going to jail. Yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: She could have hurt someone, Yeah, she could have killed
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I go to jail, yeah and stop. Yeah this is crazy. Yeah,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: almost two million dollars bail. Wow.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Finally, as March Madness has grown in popularity, so has
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: a trend for guys to get visectim. He's around this
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: time of year, so you guys knew about this already. Huh.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Well, you know money on that bracket. Yeah, that's good
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: time to get your stuff cut off.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: The procedure is we're just moving on yeah, because that's
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: just that hurt me.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean. You know, your little lines, you
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: got to get them, you know, cut off so you'll attach,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: all right. The procedure mess up your money for a
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: family anyway.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: So we all just betting that, betting on the that's
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: one of the largest betted things outside of the Super
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Bowl is.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: March mad March Madness.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's more, but they bet more money on that
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: than the World Series.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: M Well, it's a highly popular procedure in March, and
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: it's often called vast Madness or the second season. So
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: they're they're two to three day recovery period coincides with
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: the n cua A basketball tournament. Man can wrest.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: What over?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: That's personal, Steve.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: We talked about it on the air one turn.
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: No we ain't no, we ain't got no over sac wow,
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: put no tools near me. I'm good. I just say no,
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: that's what I do.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well uh wow, okay.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: They can sit on the couch and watch basketball after
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: they have the procedure. If you're not clear on what
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: a vasectomy is, you can.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Sit on the couch. You can sit on the couch,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: but you have to be off to one side. Well,
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: a frozen bag of pee. Yeah, yeah, you can't just
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: sit down on the couch now.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Well, here's a technical term for vaseectomy in case you're wondering.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It's a permanent, outpatient procedure that cuts the duct to
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: prevent sperm from entering a man's semen Recovery involves a
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: couple of days of discomfort, with full healing within a week.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: So have you, guys, ever even considered of affect me? Yes, Steve, I.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Thought about it. Hold on, what you ain't got?
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: You got to howl? You not telling me? And I
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: ain't got all? Make now you ain't gonna do nothing?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Now, well, you can still have children, right, that's what
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: this is.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: By man, I don't think I can make nothing saying
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: that right now, it ain't I can't make nothing.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Wow, this is an uncomfortable conversation. It's not at all.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: It's not at all just getting old with nothing. I'm
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: just sharing with you. Just you just keep living.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: You ain't have to get us as you drink your coffee.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: You're comfortable with this conversation.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: With this whole coy. We was talking about prostrate exams
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: at all. Family feud the other day.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Well that's for your that's good.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Twenty three year old boy was on the front road
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: just sitting there with look like he would look at
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: a d in headlights.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I'm told him nowhere it's coming.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Wow. All right, thank you guys. I think coming up
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  Speaker 1: at twenty minutes after a Nigerian man shows a year
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: in jail instead of repaying over one million dollars that
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  Speaker 1: dot com. Video went viral online of a Nigerian man
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  Speaker 1: that chose to serve one year in prison, rather than
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: repay close to one point one million dollars in bank
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: funds that were mistakenly transferred to his account following a
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five era by First Bank. The man spent
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: part of the money instead of notifying the bank that
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: the money was in his account. The Economic and Financial
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Crimes Commission the EFCC recovered some of the money, but
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: the man was ordered to pay back the remaining balance
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: of close to three hundred thousand dollars. The man said
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: he does not have the money and chose to go
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: to prison for a year. He was sentenced back in
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: January of this year and is still expected to repay
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: the money. So here's a question. Would you guys have
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: worked out a payment plan with the bank or would
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: you have done time in prison? Which one would you
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: have been? Like this Nigerian?
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Well depend on how much he's in my bank account.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: I got to be able to keep it now, I
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: don't want to get out. Yes, yeah, okay, So here's
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: the real question. Yeah, it's spend a year, okay, Junior,
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: one year in jail? Five million dollars one year?
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: Now, see y'all three, Season five, take me through that.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: I'm so good surely one year five no, no call
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: it one million? No, no, okay calling one year in jail?
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: No team million. I'm not going to jail for no.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: You do something to my tomy. Old that's the only.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: One year in jail. Twenty five million.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: I'm in there, Braiden Diddy hair, I promise you what
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: take me through that.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I'm in a hair you hear me? Take that? Take that.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I'm in there. We're doing burpys and everything. What cow
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: time is six?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Let's go all right, how much is it gonna take
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: for you for a year in jail, mister Harvey, since
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: you're asking, well, I don't know. Y'all have fIF million?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Fifty million? Oh no, no, you ain't going for fifty million.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Hell no, that's too low a number for you.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Your radio equipment and and everything. Man, they're gonna take that. No, no,
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: somebody gonna want that equipment in there. I ain't fighting
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: going my comrades box all down the range.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Four hundred million dollars one year in prison.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in there, lights out.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: I'm in there, man, I'm in there telling jokes, everything,
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: got talk show in everything, really podcast.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I'm in there cutting deals.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: I'm playing well I got so much because I got money.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: So I'm overa with so many people watching me. I'm
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: and million.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna do this one year.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be out because because right now I can't.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: I can't think nothing I can do to make four
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: hundred million yourself.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess I go on in here?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: No wow, Okay, all right.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Now i'd be I'd beat the sound in Jania for all.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Kelly coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Roscoe Wallace, I believe we can fly right after this, Roscoe.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, Carl, your buddy
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Roscoe is here.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: All day? Baby ready on point one? Two? Three point
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Oh man? Everything? How am I doing it?
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: He was O Tommy, what's up?
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Roscoe? How you doing?
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: Going?
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: Old sippy girl? Pretty little thing? Won't holler you? Hey, Shirley,
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: what was happening?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: All? Roscoe?
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Alright, I'm here fight you.
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: We're going on, Hey, Jill, you Roscoe my hero man?
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Oh man, we're going on college. What you got for
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: him to date?
• 41:59
  Speaker 9: Anything? Oh? Hoothing for you?
• 42:02
  Speaker 12: So March is Women's History month. So today, Roscoe, I
• 42:07
  Speaker 12: want you to sing your favorite songs. I'm gonna call
• 42:10
  Speaker 12: out an artist's name, a female artist, Okay, and you
• 42:13
  Speaker 12: sing a song by that artist.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Whitney Houston.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: Hi, everyone, mon, it's all in me. Hey, you can't
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: get hit enough for me. Baby, you're from a to
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: z oh oh oh hey, oh.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah it love it Roscoe Tina Turner.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Oh what love got to do? Got to do with it? Nothing?
• 42:52
  Speaker 12: Love?
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: But the second handy move shows what love got to do,
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: got to do with it.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I can not slap in me. You go to hear.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: The original.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Okay she wrote that vice.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're going deep. Shirley Murder.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Oh look girls, we lay We forgot about the price
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: we had to pay. T is morning, Yes it is.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I've been laying here too, Lord, eight hundred messages.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: He's on my phone. Oh Lord, are you doing because
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: you close your eyes?
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: I thought, yeah, you know, that kind of took me
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: back to the whole time I was. You know, he
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: was doing my sixth marriage and I was going through
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: some things.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: That was the sixth nine total, not even married nine times.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: I wrote the song after the sixth marriage because I
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: was over the woman house, my side, chick house, you know,
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: and that's how I wrote that song.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Shirley Murdoch, who, by the way.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Was my.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: SHIRLEYE.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Murdoch with your side chick Rock.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: We wrote that song together that morning Shirlie Sharley Murdock
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: was my side piece. Bailey and me and Shirley. Shirley
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: said rock, o's time to go. And I woke up
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: in with sunlight. I hell no, And then I just asked.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: I said, hey, you saw me laying here.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: It was her fault.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then she said, oh, you forgot about the
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: price we had to pay.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: And I went on, here you pulled out your pen
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: and pad and that was it. Huh.
• 45:26
  Speaker 13: All right, let's take it to the Jones girls. Let's
• 45:30
  Speaker 13: do some emails, singing gro.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: That's you go on to make me love somebody else.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Come on, if you keep on treating me the way,
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: I don't want to do it. I don't want to
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: do it. You go on or make me love somebody. Hell,
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: if you keep on treating me the way you do,
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: I didn't. Got tired of it, all this messing me around,
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: All right, Siry Murdock's house.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Thank you Roscoe, sing us out the old time, nephew,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: tell me up. Next with today's prank phone. You're listening
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at about
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: today and the subject is number two will never be
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: number one? Okay, pretty self explanatory right there. We'll see
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: we'll see.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Threes come up. Though I haven't seen some threes get
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: to that two slot, dough. I haven't seen it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Have that's coming up in just a few because right
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone. Call, nephew,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: what you got for us?
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: How far over the line do y'all want me to go? Hey, man,
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: just go do the prank. Okay, you know you're over there,
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: just gonna do it.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: But I'm going way past it this morning right here, Yeah, long,
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: I'm going way past. We've all gone to the cleaners.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: We've all left some stuff in our in our pockets
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: and our clothes. We've all done it. But have you
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: ever left the condom in there? This is condom cleaning condom?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: It hurts. Let's see if we can hurt this lady.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: I'm Finn, crush it. Let's go, cat dog.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Tomka.
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: This is Shan.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: How you doing. I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners. I'm
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: the manager over here. Uh huh, listen, did you bring
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: some clothes in this morning?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: No?
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: I didn't bring anything into you this morning.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well listen, we got an order that was dropped
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: off this morning here. Uh it's a couple of suits, uh,
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: some business shirts and a few other things. But there's
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: actually been some articles actually left in the clothing.
• 48:02
  Speaker 9: So I want my probably brought that down.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well he dropped about this morning. It was dropped
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: off like around seven this morning, but we got it's
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: got it's worked just like about a hundred bucks cash
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: in the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh,
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: there's there's a cup link. Hey, I looked all over.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: It's only one cup link and then there's two condoms
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: in here.
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: So I wanted to.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: See if you guys wanted me to put this in
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: a plastic bag or something and have it have it.
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: Can you repeat what was left in there?
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: Again?
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: Well, like I said, we got a uh is it
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: like right out one hundred maybe a hundred and five
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: bucks of cash. Uh, there's a business card from an
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: insurance company. There's another business card for uh what?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: It's just this is?
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: Uh what else was left?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to tell you about all the business cards.
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: I don't I'm not interested in the business card because
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: you said something else.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Okay, No, there's a coupling that we can't and we
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: can't find the other coupling if it's here. We look
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: all over the bag to see if we can find it,
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: but we don't see that either.
• 49:05
  Speaker 9: What else is in this pocket?
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Like I said, you got a you got one hundred
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: dollars in here?
• 49:11
  Speaker 7: There's some No, no, no, no, you have said something
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: to me.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: There's yes, there's business cards, there's an insurance car.
• 49:19
  Speaker 9: Some business cards. You said something.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Else, A couplingk ma'am. There's a coupling in here that
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: we can said something else? Oh, okay, what the last week?
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: There's two condoms in here? Hello?
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: What did did you say?
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Like I said, there's one hundred dollars in here, there's
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: no business.
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: Did you say did you say there was some condoms
• 49:43
  Speaker 9: in there?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: There's two.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: There's two extra large condoms in here. Hello, I'm here.
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: I'm just trying to digest all the stuff that you
• 49:54
  Speaker 9: had just said that that was in my husband's pocket.
• 49:58
  Speaker 9: Now you sure that there's is my husband Chris?
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Chris?
• 50:02
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Well it has uh? I mean maybe you know the
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: itels man? This is there's a there's a gray suit.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: There's also a solid blue suit. That's that sounds that
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: sounds familiar.
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: But I'm not understanding what your summery? That was condoms?
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: The phone number that the phone number that I called,
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: the number that's attached to this actual order. So I mean,
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: this is the number we have on file? Is this
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: is this his number? Or your home number?
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Was your say?
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: What the number is this?
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: This is our house number?
• 50:35
  Speaker 9: I just don't believe you know what what you're telling me,
• 50:38
  Speaker 9: because we just celebrated our our anniversary last.
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: Week and this is what what?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: What?
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: What? What? I mean? What's what's wrong?
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 50:48
  Speaker 9: What's wrong?
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: What?
• 50:49
  Speaker 9: First about we marry and we never used condoms? And
• 50:52
  Speaker 9: then you look yet calling me talking about you got
• 50:54
  Speaker 9: condoms left in his suit coat?
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: Hockett.
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: I'm not understand.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know he ain't checking on me, well not not,
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: I mean not necessarily. I mean, you know they could
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: have been there.
• 51:06
  Speaker 9: Why why he would have kinds in his pocket? I
• 51:10
  Speaker 9: just don't make any sense if we marry and we
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: don't use kind of want of what do you have
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: kind of in his pocket?
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know, man, you'd have to talk to Chris
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: about that one. I guess my main reason is is
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: you want me to wait wait a minute.
• 51:24
  Speaker 9: I wanted to know did you did you clean anything yet?
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: Did you clean the suit or no, we haven't cleaned it.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: I just I just start talking stuff and I don't
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: want you.
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: I don't want you to clean up things. And all
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: those articles that that you said. I want you to
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: put it. I want you to. I want you to
• 51:41
  Speaker 9: put everything, including them damn conders. I want you to
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: put it in the bag. I want you to put
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: it in the bag. Don't clean nothing. But if I'm
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: gonna come up there and I'm gonna pick everything.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Up, okay, I mean I'll be here all day. Like
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: I said, my name is Brad, and I'll be here
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: if you want me to. If you want me to
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: put him to the side, I won't clean him. I'll
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: just put him to the side and I leave him
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: in the same laundry bag. Yeah, when he dropped them.
• 52:04
  Speaker 9: Off, I'm Chris, I don't believe that I ain't gave this.
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: I'm a good years of my life and he's gonna
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: turn around a cheat on me. You make sure you
• 52:12
  Speaker 9: don't clean up thing, because I'm gonna certify all that
• 52:15
  Speaker 9: my self. You put all that in the back. I'm
• 52:18
  Speaker 9: gonna call my job and let him know I'm not
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: coming in today.
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: Want to slow down.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: I don't want you to get to hysterical. I mean,
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: you know you're getting a little irate, are you okay?
• 52:28
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna be all right. I am going to be
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: all right when I get up there. Who Chris is
• 52:36
  Speaker 9: gonna get up? That's all I got to say. You
• 52:38
  Speaker 9: make sure you have all that stuff not clean. I
• 52:41
  Speaker 9: don't want you to clean it. I want you to
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: put all that other that you said that you found
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: in his pocket. You put all that in the bag
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: because Chris is I don't know who you think he's.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: Okay, mister, would you like for me to call Chris.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: I don't want you.
• 52:56
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, Bobby, I don't want you no no, no.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Man. Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait my next bread
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: I'm brad.
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: I don't give it. Your name is so I really
• 53:07
  Speaker 9: don't okay, because Chris is gonna get stuff. You just
• 53:11
  Speaker 9: put everything in the back side like I had asked
• 53:13
  Speaker 9: you to. I am on my way down there, and Chris,
• 53:17
  Speaker 9: you know this ain't going down this way. We just
• 53:19
  Speaker 9: renewed our battle. A matter of fact. Don't come in
• 53:22
  Speaker 9: those coming three and you up there talking about that.
• 53:25
  Speaker 9: That's what I'm not understand that I know how to
• 53:28
  Speaker 9: do my math. Okay, Chris is gonna get okay when
• 53:33
  Speaker 9: you get home tonight.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: Here's here's something else in the pocket too. There's a
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: note in here, a note.
• 53:38
  Speaker 11: What does it say?
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, man, you know what this has gotten way way
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: out of hand. I don't want to and you need
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: to quick kill many.
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: You're a rocket?
• 53:47
  Speaker 9: Would you make that to me? Matter of fact, I
• 53:50
  Speaker 9: want that in the bath too. The more evidence I have,
• 53:53
  Speaker 9: the better off is gonna be for me.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kid.
• 53:57
  Speaker 9: Uh What did the note say?
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: The note says, this has left you Tommy from the
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: Steve Harby Morning Show. Your husband Chris got me to
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: play phone call you.
• 54:08
  Speaker 9: What my god, Chris was going to die tonight. I
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: was we was going to have a god cue and
• 54:19
  Speaker 9: him honor.
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: Do you hear do you hear me?
• 54:23
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: My God, don't believe to me.
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, Oh Tommy, Hey, let me ask you
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: this radio show in the lady.
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: Why Morning show Baby, Steve Morning show Man.
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: If y'all don't stand up in your chair right now
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: and tell me this was outstanding?
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: To come on, I just felt her heart. She was
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: at she know me, And you're proud of yourself for that.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: When you go over the line and you almost bring tears.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, what mean yeah? That? Really?
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  Speaker 12: Have you?
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever done one that you regretted?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I do, I do? I have one?
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  Speaker 1: Which one? The one you you never?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Really we never got on the air?
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  Speaker 4: Oh you.
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  Speaker 2: I regretted it?
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Oh really?
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just yesterday. That's why I am. Wow, I've done
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: the joke before. I'll never do it again.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Oh oh wow we have? Yeah, it got deep?
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Did happen the folks? What happens? Yeah?
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  Speaker 12: All right?
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you for coming up next today Strawberry Letters. Subject
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: number two will never be number one. We'll get into
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: that right after this.
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• 56:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right time now
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  Speaker 1: guys for today's Strawberry Letter and if you need advice
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• 56:30
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  Speaker 2: It is the Strawberry Letter.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject number two will never be number one.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I was a single and attractive, thirty four
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: year old woman losing hope at finding love. I grew
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: tired of the dating Sitechael, and I decided that I
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: would not have sex again until I was married. I
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: prayed and practiced celibacy, and a year later I met
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: the man of my dreams. He is handsome, educated, gainfully employed,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: and he loves the Lord. I fell hard for this man,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: and a year after we met, we got married. I
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: was so excited for my wedding night because it would
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: be our first time making love. He is blessed with
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: the proper equipment, but it's his skill set that's lacking.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: On our wedding night, I had the absolute worst sexual
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: experience I've ever had. It was four minutes from start
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: to finish. Then he passed out and slept like he
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: has showed out. Since then, he's been overly confident, and
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: he's not as attentive and loving as when we met.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Six months into the marriage, I ran into an old
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: friend from college and he had some dental work done
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: and it made a world of difference in his appearance.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: We had lunch and we talked for hours. He said
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: that when I got married it broke his heart because
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: he's always had a big crush on me, but didn't
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: think I'd give him the time of day. Well, I've
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: given him a lot more than that. I'm falling for
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: this man because he has given me his whole heart,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: and he holds me after sex, kisses my nose, and
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: looks into my soul when he talks to me. I'm
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: ready to get a divorce and date my boyfriend for
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: a while. I want to be happy, and so far
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: this guy could be my soulmate. Steve says that number
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: two will never be number one, So I want your
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: opinion on my situation. What if this time there is
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: an exception to the rule. Could this be true love? Wow? Well,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: by exception to the rule, you mean he's your number two, right,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: and you're thinking of making him number one and replacing
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: your husband with him. Could this be true love? You ask, Well,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I don't know if love
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: has anything to do with this. I do think lust
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: is all over this situation, though, I do. And instead
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: of and would you say, Steve, oh oh oh, sorry,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I thought it was see.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't say stupid stuff out.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Of nowhere, Okay, okay, And you're right about that. I
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: should have known better, because I do know you. You
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: know you talked in the beginning of your letter how
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: you grew tired, you decided you wouldn't have sex again.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: You started losing hope and finding love. And then you
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: met this great man, the man of your dreams, and
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: six months into your marriage you've already cheated on him.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Instead of trying to fix your new marriage and fight
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: for it, you haven't done that at all. I mean,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I think you've checked out, you've moved on just six
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: months in. But I think you're falling for the grass
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: as always greener trap. And not once did you say
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: you tried to, you know, talk to your husband about
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: what you like, you know, maybe he could do something better.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: And then wait a minute, you did say you prayed,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: you practice celibacy, and your husband loves the Lord, so
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I would think that you would honor your marriage vows
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: since you're the one that brought the Lord into it.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: This letter doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I want to tell you to leave your number two
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: alone and try to work on your number one right now,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: since it's only been six months into it. But I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: don't think you're going to listen at this point. I
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: just don't think so Hm, Steve, that short ass doesn't
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: think she's gonna listen.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I got you.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: She wants what she wants.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I understand what you said. I think you
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: make valid points in here too. The number two will
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: never be number one. Let me help you out with
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: something you said. Let's start with the letter. Steve says
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: number twos will never be number one. So I want
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: your opinion on my situation. What if this time that's
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: an exception to the rule. Could this be true? Love?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: I said, men don't make their number twos when they
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: have a number one.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: If a guy has a.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: Solid his ride or die, and that's what he called
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: in her and then he got a chick on his side.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: And your number two, we don't promote number twos to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: number one because you ain't.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Considered ride or die. That's what the situation is.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: So now this is a different situation because you're married.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: You're supposed to be your husband's number one and your
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: husband is supposed to be your number one. But now
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: you are a woman wanting to promote your number two
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: to the number one position, and that's what you're wanting
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: to do.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: This is rare.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: Here, let me walk you through some contradictions in this
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: letter before I give you what I want to say.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: You didn't have sex to you was married. Thirty four
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: year old woman found this man. He's a man in
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: your dreams. He's handsome, educated, gainfully employed, and he loves
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: the Lord.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: You did not mention how much you love the Lord?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: She brought up though.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he loves the Lord. He ain't say nothing
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: about you.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: I fell hard for this man, and a year after
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: we met, we got married. I was so excited for
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: my webnite because it will be our first time making love.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: He's blessed with the proper equipment, but it's his skill
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: set that's lacking. Oh so you took a year off
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: still hand Joe skills. So what are we really talking
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: about here?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: All right? Hold on, Steve? Yeah, power two. Steve's response
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: is coming up at twenty three minutes after Number two.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Will never be Number one is the subject. We'll be
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. Subject number two will never
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: be number one.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: This is an interesting letter about this woman who states
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: that Steve says that the number two will never be
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: number one. So I want opinion on my situation.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 9: What is this?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: What if this time there's an exception to the rule.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: Could this be true love? I'm gonna get to this
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: part quickly. But first of all, she married this guy,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: man of her dreams, everything. She's been celibate for a
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: year and a half. She didn't have sex to her
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: wedding night. She was so excited about the sex she
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: fell hard for the man. They made love. He got
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: the right equipment, but his skill set is lacking. Our
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: wedding night, I had the absolute worst sexual experience I
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: ever had.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: It was four minutes from start to finish.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: So he didn't got you un dressed, took all them
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: buttons off that wedding dress.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Got all them guarters down, and then five hyhs and
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: all that.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: Une snapped all them spranks and got all that stuff
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: unstrapped and got them clips. Wedding dresses have about four
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: five pieces to it. And then right after that it
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: was over in four minutes, and he passed out and
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: slept like he had showed out to him he did. Now,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: he ain't had sex in a year and a half either,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: So come on now, it's a lot of It's a lot.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: So the first time, maybe he didn't do right, but
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: I guess it continued that way because since then he's
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: been overly confident.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: He's not as attentive and a loving as he was
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: when you met. So in other words, I'm.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Assuming you're saying that he's become arrogant for some reason,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: that maybe he thinks he all that because you ain't
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: looking upside his head the right way. You know this
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: four minutes. You need to stop something before we get there.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me? Can I get more
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: at fault today?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: What we're doing? Can we do eight? Let's spend o' clock.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: You need a timer on the night standing hit a
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: thing like a chest clock and you need I need
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: eight from you tonight.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Let's work. Let's beat last night. We need twelve, but
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: he ain't been.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Giving the teeth. So you ran into an old college
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: for you and had some dinner work done. So that
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: means before in college he had a reggedar mouth. But
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: now he'd have got this dinner work done. And he's
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: made a world of difference. He said, when he got married,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: it broke his heart. He always had a big crush
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: on me. But he didn't think I'd give him the
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: time of day. Well, hell, he knew he wasn't. He
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: had reggedar mouth.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: He knew, well, he knew it.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: He knew the girl wasn't gonna give him time to day.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: You got regular, my raggedy mouth me and no, they
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: ain't got no. You know your teeth is they gonna
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: see your teeth? Hard to hide your teeth when you're talking.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: Can't laugh with bad teeth, You can't even have a
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: good sense of humor.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: We got reggedar mouth.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: So there, Well, I've given him a lot more than that.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: I'm falling for this man because he's given me his
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: whole heart. He holds me after sex, kisses my nose,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: looks into my soul when he talks to me. I'm
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: ready to get the voice and date my boyfriend, and
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: date my boyfriend. Awhile I want to be happy and
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: so far this guy could be my soulmate. Steve says
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: his number two would never be number one. So I
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: want your opinion on this situation. What if this time
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: this is an exception to the rule. Could this be
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: true love?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: Here's my answer. It could be you may have married
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: a person that's not your soulmate. It happens all the time.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: Sometime it take a minute to find your soulmate. Sometime
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: it takes MOLDI one time.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Help me Jesus trying to work through this letter.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Give him a chance, though.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: I think it maybe, I think she may have realized
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: she made a mistake. I think this, Once you got
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: to live, been with a guy and sleeping with a guy,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: you discovered some things that might not be changeable. Now
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: you can go to counseling. But you got to be
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: in love with this man. If you're not in love
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: with a person, that ain't gonna work.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: M hm, she said. Tina Turner said, WHOA. Of course,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: love got to deal with it.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: She got to do hard for him, Well, fell hard
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: and stayed falling two different things.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: I feil.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: I fell hard for a whole lot of people in
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: my life. Got my right back up though, me too, Yeah,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: I fell hard for a whole lot of people.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Got my right on back up. Let me stop.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Did you marry them though? Did you marry them though?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: I'm on my third marriage.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know a whole lot of people. You haven't
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: had a whole lot of marriages.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: No, I ain't got I ain't married everybody I fail for.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: I fell for three women because they had apartments.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: I was home.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: If I met a girl at the club. Yeah, when
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: I was homeless, I met a girl at the comedy club.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: I was in love with it at night.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Hate hard for her.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: At the first sight, at first. I love you as
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: soon as I heard her. She has some keys jangling? Hey,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: what is them keys to?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: She said? In my apartment? Apartment A dope, you got.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: A bathroom room, A kischen girl. I love you so.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be, and you may have married the
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: wrong person, But only you can know that. I don't
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: tell people to stay in marriages. It ain't good counseling
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: ain't gonna save all of them. Sometimes you made a mistake,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: you got to eat the mistake. So now it is
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: an exception to the rule. He could be it, but
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: you could be wrong about this one too.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: I'm move my third.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Steve. All Right, guys, we got
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: to get out of here. You can host your thoughts
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: on Today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey FM. And check
• 1:10:03
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• 1:10:08
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  Speaker 10: Professional wrestling fans, that action continues every week. Watch TNA
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• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior.
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  Speaker 10: What you got all right, Well, Shirley's gonna be a
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• 1:10:59
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• 1:11:00
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be games all weekend.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 10: But listen, if the games in your city, you need
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• 1:11:05
  Speaker 10: these games.
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  Speaker 8: These ain't cheap games.
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  Speaker 10: Now for rounds one and two, they're gonna be in Portland, Philadelphia, Buffalo,
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  Speaker 8: It's four hundred six three dollars a ticket.
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  Speaker 10: In Portland, it's four hundred and ninety five dollars in Philadelphia, Buffalo.
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  Speaker 2: To go to the INNSAC games.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, Saint Louis eight hundred sixty five to fifteen hundred
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  Speaker 10: to go to that game. Buffalo eight hundred sixty five
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  Speaker 10: dollars to fifteen hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: You get wings with that? Do you get Buffalo wings
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: with them?
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  Speaker 10: You know, it's just a ticket inside, that's it. In
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 10: Buffalo Buffalo changed somebody with you. That's that's that's a
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  Speaker 10: lot of Money's three grand at the time. That's a
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  Speaker 10: lot of money.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go.
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  Speaker 10: Now, if you're going to the Sweet sixteen of the
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  Speaker 10: Elite eight, which happens to be in Houston, Chicago, and Washington,
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  Speaker 10: who I can tell you right now in Houston is
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  Speaker 10: five hundred eleven dollars to two thousand dollars to go
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  Speaker 10: to the game at the Toyota Center. Ain't nobody from
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  Speaker 10: fifth Ward going to this game? You can tell the
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 10: whole fifth Ward missing at this game. Third Ward, we
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  Speaker 10: just not going South Park, Missouri City. We're not gonna
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  Speaker 10: be there. Chicago though, Chicago is six hundred dollars to
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 10: three thousand dollars in Chicago.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, is that pretty expensive.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah outside West Side, Okay.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: In Chicago.
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  Speaker 10: Now here's another one now, DC, DC showing out, DC said,
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  Speaker 10: we started at seven hundred and tip it out at
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  Speaker 10: thirty five hundred. Who come on, come on, DC, We
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 10: started at seven and we tap it out at thirty
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  Speaker 10: five hundred dollars just to go see the.
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  Speaker 1: Gay has one coins together.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, if you're going in d c Now, if you
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  Speaker 8: going to the final.
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  Speaker 1: Four that's in where Indianneapolis aplis.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, if you're going to the final four, it's five
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  Speaker 10: hundred dollars, and then the town that is ten thousand
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  Speaker 10: and seven hundred.
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  Speaker 6: Get that for one fifty. I get that for one
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: now because it's because that's what my cable bill is.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: We're gonna watch it right at the house right there.
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  Speaker 2: You can tap that.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, which city y'all want to go to?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: The city of our homes.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess the couch is looking real good right
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  Speaker 8: by name.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's say it on Steve Yes f s one Steve,
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  Speaker 2: y'all gonna make it to that.
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  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you you coming up trying to.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Drive y'all up to the state. Fan tuxs.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. A woman
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  Speaker 1: a man was busted after his wife opened his mail
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: and he needs some advice. We'll get into it right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is from Princeton and Gainesville. Princeton says, I was
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: intimate with a lady I met at a jim and
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: my protection failed me. It came off without me knowing it.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: I'm married, so I panicked and went to get a
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: check up a few days later to make sure I
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: didn't catch anything. Not thinking things through, I use my
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: insurance to pay for my doctor's visit. Well, my wife
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: is also covered on my health insurance. And months later
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: the invoice was mailed to our home. My doctor's visit
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: was listed as STI screening. My wife asked me why
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I got tested for a sexually transmitted infection, and I
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: was caught off guard and I told her it was
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: for my job. She knows I'm lying, and she made
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: me sleep on the couch. Luckily she goes to work
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: early so she can't hear this show. Can I please
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: get some advice? Wow? Stupid, we're on early.
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  Speaker 4: Well see, first of all, dog, you have got to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: get control of the narrative of this letter.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's hear this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure I.
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  Speaker 4: S T D is a skin disease Infection's stupid, We're
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: gonna tell we go out to try that, but we
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: have to. It's a skin disease infection. Okay, s D
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  Speaker 4: I does not always meanly T.
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  Speaker 1: I s T I sexually transmitted infection. That's what s
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: T I stands for. Oh, so it's s t I.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, yeah, you got another lie.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, then that's that's a sun transmitative infection.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: It's winter.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, baby, I might have skinned cancer, yes, son transmitted infection.
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  Speaker 4: You have got to get the words sexual out of
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: her head. Yeah.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Don't you know that she knows that what it stands
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  Speaker 1: for though, Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: S T I.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, everybody knows that it means. Yeah, it means
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: sexually transmitted infection. That's what it's. That's what it means.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Str Steve and Tommy Incorporated. Did you just make up
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: a company? Man?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: Y'all got to start thinking faster than this. You're you're
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: not gonna have no marriage if you don't learn how.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: To do this thing. That's what it is.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Well, he didn't think it through for sure, because he
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: said it. Not thinking young is stupid.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 6: I'm still trying to figure out how did it fall off?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: That don't make sense to me.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Well, wait, it came off the protection the condom.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: The protection fellow read to read the first line, sheldy,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: what did you say?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: I was in LA and he just met this woman
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: at the gym? Yeah? Yeah, oh she's strong. Yeah. And
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: then after the fact. He panics. What that's good. That's
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: a good explanation.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Next, Yeah, let men just leave it to deck. I
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: can tell you that's how you wanted. That's all you want.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 8: Fell off?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: Can wife thought? Can he sue his wife his mail?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: Can he do y'all find?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: If he wants to divorce, Yeah, if she wants to
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: divorce for opening his mail, which she should sue him
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: for cheating and be grateful and thankful that she didn't
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: get anything. Yeah, uh huh, she could catch exposure to Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Why do y'all keep talking about this secretly transmitted infection?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 12: Because he did.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: He went to the doctor for testing for that.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: Did you hear If I take a cigarette torch lighter
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: and I put a burn on my arm, you don't
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: see that as skin cancel?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: No, don't I see that as a man from a cigarette?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: This like, man, I do like your I met a
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: woman at a gym, had sex with her, and the
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: condom fell off, Okay, and it's like, all.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: Well, exactly exactly if it fell off on the float.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: He need to stop dating other people. That just you
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: need to stay with your wife, little man, and just
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: stay with your wife because it's on the flow.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: You're not You're not.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after We'll have more of
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  Speaker 1: this ignorant show.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Right after this.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. According to Vice,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: new research shows that dropping grudges, oh, and choosing to
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: forgive can boost your overall well being. Wonder who this
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  Speaker 1: is for? Research reveal that participates, I didn't understand that
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  Speaker 1: new research, new research. According to Vice, new research shows
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: that dropping grudges and choosing to forgive can boost your
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: overall well being. Okay, got that? Research reveal that participants
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: in the study that were more forgiving reported feeling optimistic
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: and being filled with a sense of purpose, and had
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: more satisfying relationships with others. Research noted that letting go
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: of grudges may not improve your physical health, but it works.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Wonders for your soul? Does anybody come to mind when
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: you're that's what you got at the store?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: I'm interested in who put it out there? Who advice?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: Why do we care about what they think?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: They do? Research? They do research on people that research.
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  Speaker 8: Hey man, are you going for give? But just go
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 8: to hell?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 6: Basically, what it's saying you can go to help, and
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 6: it's still not like people.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: I know when I get to help, it's gonna be
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: some people. I'm I'm messed with you.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Right by something?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: You see some people I can go. I know that
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: ain't raying nod with him? All right?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Sorry, We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: coming up. We'll play around him. Would you rather right
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: after this?
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  Speaker 2: Jesus, why is rating nod of it?
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  Speaker 1: Time now for a round I would you rather? Would
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  Speaker 1: you rather work all day in tight shoes? Or would
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: you rather work all day in pants that are too tight,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: tight shoes or tight pants all day.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Them tight gonna be that's gonna show on right? What
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: what kind of work we doing?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: It's just it's just hard. It's so much wrong with
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: everything that just came out of your mouth.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: What kind of.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Everything that spewed out?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Spitting all over the zoons? All right? What is it?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Tight shoes and tight pants?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: I don't want them type pants. I'm gonna do them
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 6: tight shoes. I hope I ain't working with an Iowa too?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather sail on a boat with
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: a sea through glass bottom or would you rather fly
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: on a pant plane with a sea through glass bottom?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Uh huh?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: The boat on that boat and see that way out?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: No? No, another w word? Too much?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Really? Is which one you'll screen off?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: It's too much? Really, Tommy?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Which one? See through boat or see through plane?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: The plane?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, gonna stick to the window on the plane.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: That's enough.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Would you rather sleep in the forest without a tent
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: or sleep at your ex's house just naked and afraid
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: like that? Naked and afraid there you go?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: Or at your exs house?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Mmhmm, I'm gonna deal with that bath then in the woods.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: I'm.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: Come on, ifna eat these mosquitoes off, I'm gonna make
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: it through the night.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be found with no tent.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: You're just out there where you gonna hitching snakes.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: With my here, I'm gonna pulley leaves up on me
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: and gone get cold.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: Really, you could sleep at your axes in a nice
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: warm dead.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 10: If they could take tars and in, and I'm gonna
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 10: be out there too, they take tarzan and in?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: What tars and I is salad? All right?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with co workers?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Are stuck by yourself? I'll be in there with y'all, Okay,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: all right, Junior, No, no.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 6: No, you don't want to do that. Junior certainly gonna
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 6: panic haul of gold.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: Panic. It's not gonna be good.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: I've been staying your gay panic Yeah at b at
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: w b LS in New York. I've been yeah, Yeah,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: we were stuck.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: I've been on that elevator. What's her name panicked Gloria,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: Gloria Lord. I thought she was going what we own here?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: I kept pushing the button between flaws coming up next
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• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: Happy Friday, Happy Spring.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't spring.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: It was fart a something two days ago. What did
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: what did a caller said earlier? Somebody send her a
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: text that said, come on spring, fight back.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: It's been cold.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah like this, what are just punking?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: You?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Fight back?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: Have some guts, do like the President telling all them
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: all tank of drivers have some guts?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey man, So the President want you to drive.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: The slowest vessel old water, that weighs the most, that's
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: loaded with the.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Most highly flamable.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: Content merchandise you can have on the boat. He wants
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: everybody to just show some guts and drive through the
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: straits of her most.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 13: Shaking your head, that's all you You got to be
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 13: kidding me, man, terrible, terrible.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: Hey, these are my clothes remarks today, y'all listen to this.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: I've had to discover this myself, and I wish I
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: had made this a priority earlier in my life, because
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: you know, if you find something that you really really
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: enjoy doing, something that you're passionate about in this thing
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: called life, since it has no promises or you don't
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: get to select the end date, man, go enjoy it more.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: I'm talking to myself now, Steve Harvey should really do
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: a lot more fishing. So I'm just gonna tell you
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: right now, look out, because my son really spend a
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: lot of time with my oldest son, Junior. He spent
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: a lot of time with me at the bass Master Classic.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: He went here.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: My son actually looks out for his dad. That's pretty cool, man,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: to raise a son that care about you, you know,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: that looks out for you. Hey, Dad, it's your schedule
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: for the day. I don't think you ought to do that.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be too many people, Dad, you're gonna get
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: beat up. We're gonna go this way. So some of
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: my son travels with me and takes care of that.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: He said, Dad, Hey, man, I know you've been doing
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: TV a long time. You're doing this, this and the other.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: Why aren't you gonna do what you love to do? Man,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: You love to fish. So they came up with this
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  Speaker 4: show you all the stuff he does pertaining to fishing.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do tutorials on there. I'm gonna show you
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: stuff I got. I'm gonna give you an inside peak
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: on what I do and how much I love fishing. Now,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: I am I the best fisherman out there, not even close.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: I was with the Michael Jordan of fishing this past week.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: I was with Kevin van Dam. I was on the
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: boat with the legendary Bill Dance, who taught me how
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: to fish while I was homeless. Taught me a lot
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: more than I knew, is what I'm saying. I was
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: on the boat with the owner of Bass Pro Shops,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: Johnny Moores, and I was on the boat with one
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: of the biggest country artists out there, Luke Bryan. And
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: let me tell you something. All them guys has done
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: more fishing than me. All them guys have a knowledge
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: of fishing. What I learned from them was is it's crazy.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 4: And I know that wasn't a but God's grace got
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: me in that position. But man, I'm gonna do that.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: And I'm telling you, if you like cigars, go do that.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: If you like golf, go do that. If you like pickleball,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: go do that. If you like working out, go do that.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: If you like soccer, go do that. If you like basketball, man,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: go to shooting pool, go do that. Darts, I don't
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: care what it is, go do it, go do it.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: Have you sell some fun, man. So the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 4: Fishing Channel, I'm not gonna give you the name on
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  Speaker 4: it because I don't want nobody stealing that, but I
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  Speaker 4: got a name for it. But get ready because that's
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  Speaker 4: coming and man, I'm gonna have some fun. I'm just
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  Speaker 4: gonna have myself.
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  Speaker 2: Some fun.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonnavite a couple people that I like to fish
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  Speaker 4: with me. Oh, I tell you, somebody just send me
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  Speaker 4: a text date. Y'all know Greg Street? Yeah, man, some
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  Speaker 4: pot one of the most famous DJ's in all the radio, Greg.
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  Speaker 1: Street, their personality all that.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, in Atlanta, he text me and say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 4: we still ain't with fishing. So I'm gonna go with
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  Speaker 4: Greg Greg Street. I'm gonna get prime time on the boat.
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  Speaker 4: I got some people are like, you know, it's kind
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  Speaker 4: of crazy that I found out I don't really like
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  Speaker 4: a whole lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: So fishing show only gonna have about four guests on it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to be sitting on that boat
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  Speaker 4: if I don't really like you, because a long time,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do something to joining me.
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  Speaker 2: So, Junior, you don't know how to fish?
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  Speaker 1: Do you?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't tell me you fish though, tell me know
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  Speaker 2: how to fish? Yes, sir, yeah, you ain't that what.
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  Speaker 8: I was a kid, I ain't never been as an adult.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, how did the rod feel? And your
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  Speaker 2: It was a snoopy rider.
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  Speaker 8: It was one snoopy.
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  Speaker 2: He was snoopy Rod.
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  Speaker 4: He was a kid.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, hey, hey Jr. Bring that with you.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't got it no more.
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  Speaker 2: So I could humiliate.
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  Speaker 5: You.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta see that.
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  Speaker 4: Hey man, y'all have a great day. Go do something
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  Speaker 4: fun today. I'm a relax today. Today is I bought
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: from TV summer Relax a little bit today. Ten most
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  Speaker 4: seconds of just telling you how good God is to me. Amen, man,
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  Speaker 4: that's my time. My time is up, y'all. Y'all have
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: a good one today. Talk to God today. Absolutely love
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  Speaker 4: to hear from it.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all. Stay in peace.
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