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Loyalty Inspectors, Alarm Clocks, SHVM, Unorthodox Snacking and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what's time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 1: All at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 1: Black all buss things and boozy yeah listening to to.
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  Speaker 4: I don't Joy? Yeah, Joy, you got to do that.
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  Speaker 5: Turn love you, you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 6: I can't to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Turn the word of the mony up.
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  Speaker 3: Look, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you're thinking, uh.
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  Speaker 7: Huh, I shall wall Good morning everybody. You are listening
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  Speaker 7: to the voice. Come on, dig me now one and
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  Speaker 7: on it. Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: I want to share something with you that I had
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  Speaker 7: to come to the realization one time, and even in
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  Speaker 7: the reinvention of myself right now, I've had to come
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  Speaker 7: to that and I want to share it with you today.
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  Speaker 2: Give it to you.
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  Speaker 7: I want to tell you about something that a lot
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  Speaker 7: of people do in their life and I want you
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  Speaker 7: to be aware of it. Here it is, don't get
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  Speaker 7: stuck on yourself. You could be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 7: I said, don't get stuck on yourself. You could be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: You know. The reason I'm saying this.
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  Speaker 7: Is because people have a tendency to once they make
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  Speaker 7: a decision about something, or once they decide to go
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  Speaker 7: a certain path, they go against all everything, anything anybody says,
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  Speaker 7: anything anybody might do, any other ruling they may come across.
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  Speaker 7: They shun advice, They don't listen to counsel. They just
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  Speaker 7: I made the decision. I'm gonna do it anyway. Don't
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  Speaker 7: get stuck on yourself. You could be wrong, you know.
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  Speaker 7: Now here's a sure fire way to tell if you're wrong.
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  Speaker 7: If you don't see any movement in the direction you've chosen,
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  Speaker 7: if you don't see anything going right in that decision,
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  Speaker 7: if you feel as though you're in a rut, if
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  Speaker 7: the wall you're climbing seems so insurmountable that you ain't
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  Speaker 7: even moving an inch, and every time you turn around
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  Speaker 7: you keep getting knocked by down, knocked back down. Don't
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  Speaker 7: get stuck on yourself. You know you could be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 7: See, that's why it's important for people to always be
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  Speaker 7: open to the reinvention of yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you.
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  Speaker 7: Cannot be afraid to reinvent yourself. In other words, you
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  Speaker 7: can't be afraid to change. Change is necessary when it
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  Speaker 7: comes to growth. There is no growth without change. The
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  Speaker 7: more you know, the older you look. That is no
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  Speaker 7: growth without change. If you're heading in a direction, it
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  Speaker 7: ain't nothing going right in your life. Could it be
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  Speaker 7: the wrong direction. If you're climbing and you're making no headway,
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  Speaker 7: could it be the wrong direction? Could you have possibly
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  Speaker 7: made the wrong choice. Don't get stuck on yourself cause
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  Speaker 7: you done made the wrong stuff. It's okay to forgive yourself.
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  Speaker 7: It's okay to let yourself off the hook. It's even
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  Speaker 7: smarter sometimes to admit that you were wrong. You ever
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  Speaker 7: met somebody ain't ever wrong. Have you ever met somebody
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  Speaker 7: you talk to? They ain't ever wrong about nothing. Man,
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  Speaker 7: They just it's they way or the highway. It's this
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  Speaker 7: is my way, this is the I know people like that,
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  Speaker 7: stuck on them power trips and all like that. You
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  Speaker 7: know what I had to learn how to do. I
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  Speaker 7: had to learn how to let them go on them
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  Speaker 7: power trips. But listen to this. Though you're not taking
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  Speaker 7: me on that trip. Though you going on that trip
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  Speaker 7: by yourself, I'm going in the right direction. I've decided
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  Speaker 7: to stop the way. Okay, listen to this person. This person,
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  Speaker 7: I decided to stop doing business the way I was
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  Speaker 7: doing business. I decided to stop to allow business being
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  Speaker 7: done around me the way business was being done around me.
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  Speaker 7: You know, the best decision I made was to allow
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  Speaker 7: for God to have some say so and to offer
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  Speaker 7: me his direction. I have found him to be a
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  Speaker 7: better driver than anyone else I know. I have found
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  Speaker 7: him to know more about the man he made than
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  Speaker 7: anybody else who's merely associating with me. I have found
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  Speaker 7: it to be a fact that my maker knows more
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  Speaker 7: about the vehicle he created than does anybody else. If
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  Speaker 7: your Chevy break, don't you take it to Chevy. You
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  Speaker 7: don't take your Forward when it breaks down to a
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  Speaker 7: Toyota dealership. They not gonna know everything that the Ford
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  Speaker 7: dealership would know about the vehicle. You know why, because
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  Speaker 7: they're not the maker of it. So now, why are
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  Speaker 7: you letting? You're letting your life being led, controlled and
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  Speaker 7: guided by somebody other than your maker. I'm just asking
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  Speaker 7: you to let's all take a common sense look at this. So,
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  Speaker 7: if going to your maker is the best way, the
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  Speaker 7: best decision I made in my business was take over
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  Speaker 7: my brand myself, and to allow the maker of this
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  Speaker 7: brand see without God, I'm none of this, I'm none
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  Speaker 7: of this. I want you to clearly understand I ain't
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  Speaker 7: none of this without him. I wish I could have
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  Speaker 7: the guts to reach back there and pat myself on
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  Speaker 7: the back for what I've accomplished in my life.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I had the guts. I wish the.
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  Speaker 7: Nerve of me because I know for a fact that
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  Speaker 7: there is no way that I could have manufactured the
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  Speaker 7: life that I have.
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  Speaker 2: I could not even have thought of it.
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  Speaker 7: It's no way I could have told you that this
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  Speaker 7: was the route I was gonna take and this is
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  Speaker 7: the outcome because of it.
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea, no clue.
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  Speaker 7: The one thing I had, though, was an unshakable faith
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  Speaker 7: in God. I had an un and I just kept
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  Speaker 7: believing in him. I kept believing that he had something
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  Speaker 7: more for me. And then when I touched base with
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  Speaker 7: him and asked him to show me what it is
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  Speaker 7: what he had for me, Tada, the magic show began.
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  Speaker 7: Because you know what he did. He took all my
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  Speaker 7: natural abilities that he had given to me, This gift
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  Speaker 7: that he gave me, that he poured into me at birth,
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  Speaker 7: that same gift that he poured into you at birth.
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  Speaker 7: The moment you go to him and let him show
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  Speaker 7: you that gift and then guess what. Once he takes
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  Speaker 7: what he naturally put in you and put his super
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  Speaker 7: his superpowers on top of that, then you have some
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  Speaker 7: supernatural things going on in your life. And you may
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  Speaker 7: not be feeling me. I'm cool with that, but I
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  Speaker 7: done have some supernatural things happen to me. Every day
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  Speaker 7: I wake up some supernatural the man, the rewards of
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  Speaker 7: my life, the awards of my life, the accomplishments, the
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  Speaker 7: how I'm working, the how I manage it all all
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  Speaker 7: that ain't nothing but God. That ain't nothing but God.
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  Speaker 7: You can't even explain this schedule to people. Sometimes when
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  Speaker 7: people ask me, Steve, how do you do it? I go, well,
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  Speaker 7: this is when I manage my time. Then at the
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  Speaker 7: end of when I get through, I say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 7: you know what I need to tell y'all for real,
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  Speaker 7: it's God. I don't really know, but I'm letting him
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  Speaker 7: manage me. So he handling it. He ain't gonna put
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  Speaker 7: no more on me than I can bear. Listen to me, y'all,
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  Speaker 7: don't be afraid to reinvent yourself and remember this. Don't
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  Speaker 7: get stuck on yourself because you could be wrong. You know,
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  Speaker 7: you absolutely could be wrong. If you don't tie this
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  Speaker 7: to your gift, you will be struggling the rest of
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  Speaker 7: your life.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning Show.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen. Let me have your attention please. What
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  Speaker 7: I'm about to do is start something. And it's called
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  Speaker 7: the Morning Show. We invite you to get with it.
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  Speaker 7: Be about it. Uh huh and come on yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Be cause we cause I'm gonna tell you right now.
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  Speaker 2: We're good as gone.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so you know I'm just telling you. Come on,
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  Speaker 7: I wake up on ready set? Yes, here we are,
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  Speaker 7: ladies and gentlemen. Steve Hally, Morning Show, She'll stop.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Friday, Ready set, Steve Harvey, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Damn must be called up for real here. Thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Never mad on a Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Never could have made it.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Junior gone like I beat Timmy, I'll be dade up.
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  Speaker 7: I thought you was gonna ain't up. The other day
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  Speaker 7: we was talking about racing. I got scared. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 7: well well well Jay Anthony Brown.
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  Speaker 9: After a full week of work, it's great to see
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  Speaker 9: a Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Jesus.
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  Speaker 9: Start any well, it's Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Stevens and nephew Tommy. You gotta let him speak to me.
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  Speaker 2: Sure Jesus. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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  Speaker 9: Tommy, man, and she ain't sick because you know what happened.
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  Speaker 2: You'll call to your out doc. You'll be out beat
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  Speaker 2: the doctor.
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  Speaker 6: He was.
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  Speaker 2: He was a wonderful person.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not working with them, said it is ways sorry, nephew.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on?
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  Speaker 6: You killed?
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  Speaker 10: You killed?
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  Speaker 2: Shirley has killed four people on the shop.
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  Speaker 11: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't lying, So I'm a murderer. What are you saying?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 9: You you, you are on the phone. You an accessory, Shirley.
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  Speaker 9: If you was a rapper doing a rap battle, you.
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  Speaker 1: The one killing people.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, you're slaying them.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. It was an oversight set up, Tommy. What? Oh wow?
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  Speaker 1: Was oversight? Wow?
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  Speaker 2: I see where we're going. You're throwing hooks out where
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  Speaker 2: we go?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 1: You oversight?
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  Speaker 2: Sit up, Timmy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so, anyway, I was always saying, Steve, it's Friday.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 2: I do radio show after this, I'm gonna go hear
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  Speaker 2: some golf balls.
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  Speaker 1: And you're still taking lessons?
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  Speaker 7: Well, everybody still taking Tiger had a coach and he
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  Speaker 7: was a great to put what.
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  Speaker 1: You don't just get it. One day it clicks and
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  Speaker 1: you don't need okay.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta know that, all right, So just like a
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  Speaker 2: click click.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening morning.
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  Speaker 3: Show all right?
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  Speaker 1: Time to start it off? Kick this morning show off,
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  Speaker 1: nephew would run that prank back? What you got for us?
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  Speaker 9: Sixty ten? All right, there's a strong, strong black sister
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  Speaker 9: right here.
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  Speaker 2: Cat dog. If you what?
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  Speaker 3: Hello? Along trying to speak to a letrenda?
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  Speaker 6: Please, this is Trenda.
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  Speaker 3: Who is this? Can you work at same with shop? Yes?
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  Speaker 6: I do? Who is this?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? With you there? Did you work last Wednesday? Like
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  Speaker 3: from six to I guess six to close?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: I work every Wednesday? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Who is this?
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  Speaker 3: Hey? My name is Ralph, and I basically, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 3: looked around to try and get your phone thumb. I
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  Speaker 3: got a bit of a complaint.
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  Speaker 13: Rout Wait wait wait wait wait you calling me with
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  Speaker 13: a complaint on my cell phone? Who gave you my number?
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  Speaker 3: I've done the research to get your number, man, And
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  Speaker 3: what I'm calling you about is, while I was in
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  Speaker 3: there getting the sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you
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  Speaker 3: came out of the bathroom without washing your hands.
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  Speaker 13: And first of all, you need to be calling the
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  Speaker 13: corporate headquarters if you got a complaint, or you call
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  Speaker 13: that eight hundred number on the back of your receipt.
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  Speaker 13: Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever gave you gave
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  Speaker 13: you myself on I'm.
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  Speaker 6: A whoop day.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen, listen. The problem is is that you're coming
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  Speaker 3: out not washing your hands.
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  Speaker 13: No, No, the problem I don't never come out not
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  Speaker 13: wash my hands.
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  Speaker 12: First of all, you're working.
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  Speaker 13: I've been working there for three years. Okay, be coming
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  Speaker 13: at me with no book that I ain't came out
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  Speaker 13: and I washed my hands.
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  Speaker 3: I guess you ain't been washing your hands for no
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  Speaker 3: three years and you're coming out and you know unsanitizing
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  Speaker 3: this way you're treating people.
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  Speaker 13: Don't First of all, don't be calling my phone talking
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  Speaker 13: about hind it. I ain't washed my hands, like I said,
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  Speaker 13: I've been there three years. I've been employed at a month
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  Speaker 13: six times. Don't be coming to me.
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  Speaker 3: With none of this before. I don't like how you
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  Speaker 3: employee of the month. You must be the nasty employe
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  Speaker 3: of the month because you're coming out you're not washing
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  Speaker 3: your hands. I saw you scratch your head here and
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  Speaker 3: you ain't putting no clombs on.
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  Speaker 13: I always put gloves on my hands.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't have no gloves on the list.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know who the hell you.
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  Speaker 13: Think you are, but don't be calling my phone with this.
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  Speaker 13: You need to be calling headquarters if you gotta complaint.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what. I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming
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  Speaker 3: at a mom to see if you're gonna be up
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  Speaker 3: in there with some gloves on, or you're gonna come
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  Speaker 3: out there to out of the bathroom again with the
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  Speaker 3: same things.
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  Speaker 6: Come on up there.
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna be there from six to sixty claus And
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  Speaker 13: I bet you if you come up to the mall,
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna make it standwich.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you're gonna do what.
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna make it standwich.
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  Speaker 6: Y'all.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, who you think you talking to? Yo?
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  Speaker 13: You said your name was round right. Let me come
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  Speaker 13: on my phone with this.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, let me tell you something. All I'm saying that
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  Speaker 3: you is this right here? If I come up in
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  Speaker 3: there tomorrow and find out you ain't got them gloves on,
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  Speaker 3: you gonna mess round.
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  Speaker 13: I get all right, You're gonna whoop my you're gonna
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  Speaker 13: want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there from sixty ten,
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  Speaker 13: and I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't calling my brothers,
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  Speaker 13: my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm gonna whoop you
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  Speaker 13: by myself.
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  Speaker 3: Axcuse me. You gonna you're finna try to take on
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  Speaker 3: a man.
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said.
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  Speaker 3: Your need to get your little nigga sit behind in
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  Speaker 3: the bathroom and wash your hands and keep going them
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  Speaker 3: or put wam next on your hand. You're gonna be
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  Speaker 3: coming with some people food like that.
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  Speaker 13: Bring your throwing up there sixty ten. You know where
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  Speaker 13: I weren't sixty ten, and I'm gonna whoop yo.
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  Speaker 6: Who you think you talking to?
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  Speaker 13: I don't even know who the you, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 13: know your tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your
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  Speaker 13: throwing up there six fifteen and I'm gonna walk yo.
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  Speaker 3: I'm coming up there tomorrow. Come on, I'm coming up
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  Speaker 3: there tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna show you how
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  Speaker 3: to be sanitized. I'm gonna be with some gloves on.
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  Speaker 3: Do you hear me?
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  Speaker 13: You're gonna be my and you stay talking about women.
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  Speaker 13: Let's go bring you some up there. We gonna see
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  Speaker 13: who's gonna get me? Well, what kind of man as
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  Speaker 13: you anyways? Be talking about fighting?
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  Speaker 6: A walk?
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  Speaker 3: You a you A what you call me?
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  Speaker 13: See tee?
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  Speaker 6: Ask you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm coming up there to see you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 12: Is you?
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  Speaker 3: Is you gonna be ready when I get up there?
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  Speaker 13: What kind of you anyway? You're gonna call up and
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  Speaker 13: talking about.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna fight.
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  Speaker 13: Females y'all with some hand washing. Bring your friend. I'm
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  Speaker 13: gonna show you what it is. Sixty ten, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 13: be here. Matter of fact, I'm gonna be there five
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  Speaker 13: forty five. Bring your up at four o'clock in and
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 6: Whoop yoke who you think you're talking to.
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  Speaker 13: I'm going You're gonna talk to you, Frank for tomorrow,
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  Speaker 13: sixty seen, You're gonna see, You're gonna see what's up.
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  Speaker 3: I got one more thing and saying you for her
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  Speaker 3: come up there tomorrow.
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  Speaker 13: I'm gona you got to say.
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  Speaker 12: I don't care.
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonnahoop yo, say that.
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  Speaker 3: I got I got one more Listen to me what
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  Speaker 3: you listen?
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  Speaker 6: What what listphew?
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  Speaker 3: Tim me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who you
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  Speaker 3: you say, Hey, this nephew tib me from the Steve
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  Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show. You just got franked by your coworker.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 13: You man see man, y'all got me. Man, it's like
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  Speaker 13: sixty te in tomorrow. I got something for her. She's
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  Speaker 13: gonna have to watch her back every hour, every hour
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  Speaker 13: on the hour. I got something for her. I ain't
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  Speaker 13: gonna hurt her, but I'm definitely gonna do in tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Believe that you ready though, tell.
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  Speaker 13: You I'm gonna whoop playing. You don't even know what
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  Speaker 13: you have a store for you. You was like that
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  Speaker 13: you are gonna pull me off, and that probably wouldn't
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  Speaker 13: have been enough either.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I got one more thing, as baby girl. What
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  Speaker 3: is the baddest radio station in the land?
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  Speaker 13: You already know, Steve har Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: I think La Trenda was a strong black woman. What
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: you think?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, you got out to hold today? Six to ten?
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Ten?
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'm here from six toteen. I'm on down here.
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: I don't need my brothers, my cousin, I don't need
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: none of them. Whoop your behind by myself. That's how
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna do it.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: The ten.
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: If you know any trenda's out there, they're not up
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: for no foolishness.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: All the trenders are not up for foolishness. They will
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: they will check.
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: You on site, especially today on the day like today,
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: LA trenders will check you on site.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you. You Coming up next as the CLO Chief
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Love Officers Steve Harvey in the building for your love questions.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: time now for usk the CLO. The Chief Love Officer
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey is here and he's ready to go. This
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: one is from Tara in Arlington, Virginia. Tara says, my
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: husband and I have four rental houses and we have
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: one tenant that's a headache because she's running a barbershop
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: in the house that we're renting to her. I'm at
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: the end, Yeah, I'm at the end of my rope
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: with her. So my husband said he'd go buy the
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: house and talk to her. He came home two hours
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: later with a fresh haircut and it looked like he
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: got his eyebrows arched. I was very upset that he
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: has probably made this problem worse. He told me to
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: calm down. And give her a break. Is what he did. Disrespectful?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Please help cla.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's not disrespectful to you. He was going to
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: say so to her. You know, she said, you ain't
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: gonna talk to me with your edge just looking.
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: Like that, and you know, you know, you know, she
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: kind of flipped it on and made him feel bad
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: about the way he was looking at your kitchen wrong.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: You know, she used a couple of terms to him
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: that he was familiar, wouldn't sit down, tightened his fade up,
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: and then once she did the eyebrows though, that's really yeah,
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: han't been a lot of barber shops back in the
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: day ever got the eyebrows.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: Dune never, that's was mad.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Down.
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: Give her a break because he probably thinking, she said,
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: let me cut this food. Hell so he can get
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: up off me, I'm gonna give it to him free looked.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see so that's that could be a problem.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she took that cake, turned them around.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not to mention she might be candid.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Oh see, I do see boys, new location's not gonna
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: be mad, I mean, not gonna be happy about this.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Moving on, Kim and Oxford, Mississippi says I'm thirty nine
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: and I have a husband and a boyfriend, and they
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: met each other recently. My husband went to a lounge
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Friday evening and he came home with my boyfriend's business
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: card and laid it on the kitchen counter. I almost
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: passed out. I pulled it together and asked my husband
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: whose card that was. He said it was a guy
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: he met that does roofing, and he's going to get
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: an estimate from him on fixing our roof. I didn't
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: know we needed a new roof. Should I be concerned?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Is this a trap?
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Well, they get you up there to fix that roof yourself. Yell.
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: I don't even know what to tell you about this
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: system that you're thirty nine. You find that business card
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: on that desk, Boy, you were a wolf. You was
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: tight because that because that's something a woman.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Would do exactly play right there.
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: But well, he gonna have him come over and give
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: you all the roof estimate. You need to call ahead
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: to him, and I'm gonna give you a player moves.
• 23:31
  Speaker 13: Now.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Need to call ahead to him.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: Because I don't know if there's a way that the
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: roofing guy knows that's your husband.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he knows that.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: So if he doesn't, what you need to do is
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: call roof a boy and go, hey, the man you met,
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: you gave a god too, that's my husband. Don't bring
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: your ass over here with this real business, because if
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: you climb up on that roof, you'll never climb up
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: on me.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Shut the don't.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, hey, they doing it now, so we just I'm
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: advising her like I would have.
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: Do you better get some shingles and get up there
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: and change that not doing no time.
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: Now, this was a man I was talking to and
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: a woman was coming bruh. But like I said, you
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: got to stop this immediately.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, thank you, cello. Moving on, steps.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Hot up that come on and get sell some tea.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Don't in the house now, I bet that. I bet
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: all right, Stefan. Iheard app listeners says I'm about to
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: get married and my fiance isn't preparing his home for
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: me to move in. Every weekend, I've been asking him
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to do little things to improve the house because we're
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: living there until we can purchase a home together. He
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: needs to replace the carpet in the bedrooms, get the
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: hardwoods clean, put in a shelving system in the closet
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: to accommodate me and a few other things. I want
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: to hire a contractor, but he won't let me. Is
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: this a sign that he's not ready for marriage?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: He's not ready to give over the reins to his house,
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: that's all that is.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: It's not a sign that he's not ready.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: To get married. And then he don't want to admit
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: that he can't do nothing. You know me and don't
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: like to feel inadequate. I'll get to it. I'll put
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: it in there. I don't need no a contractor and
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: he does. Yeah, clearly, because this house fitln't be.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: All over the place.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah it is. And she doesn't want to
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: move there with dirty carpets and stuff. You know, if
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you want to marry her, make it right for her.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: What is the.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Problem up right? Yeah? All the facts all right? Thomas
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: and Arizona says. I'm in my late forties and I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: have a crazy ex girlfriend that showed up at a
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: restaurant while I was on a first date with a
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: woman I met recently. She told this girl that I
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: gave her an STI and I sleep around. The ex
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: girlfriend that showed up at the restaurant when he was
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: having dinner with the woman he recently met. Showed up,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: told the girl, told the date that the man gave
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: her an STI and that he sleeps around, and he
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: says the lady that I was with. Was unmoved by
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: the lady and we continued our date, but the conversation
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: was strained going forward. She said she doesn't want me
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: to contact her anymore. I really like this one and
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: have been trying to get at her for a while.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: How do I control the X and possibly get my
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: girl back?
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: Hm, Well, you ain't addressed a big elephant in the room.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: That's what you really need to figure out what the hell.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: That came from?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, well, thank you CLO. Yeah, he needs
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: to deal with that. You're listening Morning show. Do you
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: hit this newze on your alarm or do you get
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: right up now? Steve, a listener sent us an email
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: and wanted to know our morning show routine. This email
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: is from Kevin. He says, Hey, morning crew, my wife
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: wakes up very early in the morning, and when her
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: alarm rings, she turns it off and gets right up
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: to get ready. I couldn't be more opposite. Every time
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: my alarm goes off, I hit this snooze button at
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: least once. I also have crazy procrastinating thoughts when my
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: alarm goes off, like hmm, I'll just take a shorter shower,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: or I'll skip breakfast. Also, I can sleep a little longer. So, Steve,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I got to ask you, what is your morning routine,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: because you know we have to be up very early
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: in the morning. Do you hit this news on your
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: alarm clock or do you just pop right up? And
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: let's answer that one first.
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: Well, first of all, I almost never ever set my alarm.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: I almost never, because I wake up every morning before
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: I'm supposed to. I very rarely ever use my alarm.
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: The only time I use alarm is when I travel. Yeah,
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: and I get in late and I got to get
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: up really early, like four thirty or four forty five
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: something like that. Then I use my alarm on my telephone.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: When I'm at home doing television and radio, I never
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: ever set my alarm, so I only use my alarm
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: when I have to. Yeah, I wake up automatically.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Day my mom used to do that. Yeah, Well, like
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: at what time? Like four?
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: I mean, I cannot sleep past five. That's that's not.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Going to happen.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Now, do you get Are you just up? Or you
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: up and out of the bed.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: Well, when I do wake up, I wake up and
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: I just you know, lay that for about probably about
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: sixty seconds. And because it's kind of weird, man, I'm
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: always like excited to get up. I think it has
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: a lot to do with my age, because I just
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: think I'm at that age now, man, where I don't
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: want to miss nothing.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Like a kid who gets to go to sleep.
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because like I mean, really and really, to be
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: honest with you, I know that I do not have
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: sixty two more years left already.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: No, I don't.
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: So since I know that I've lived longer than I
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: got left, I have a tendency to get up and
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: get it started.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because just twenty four it could happen.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't want to do that. That's long.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: Yes, that's a lot of cuss in one. I'm gonna
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: do one O four and get on out health age,
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: still driving if I want to four. Oh yeah, I'm
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: gonna still be able to.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Drive if I want to. I can walk around the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: block of heels and stuff.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna be you're not struggling.
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: No, no, man, I'm gonna take care of myself. I've
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: cut me way way back, way back. It's not completely gone,
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: but it's it can be absent for long stretches at
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: a time.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: So if you let go barbecue, is this what you're saying?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I haven't had any in a long time?
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: Surely?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I haven't had barbecue since.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Breaking news, since Labor Day.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I have some barbecue this summer.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, Fourth of July holiday.
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: Somewhere like that. But other than that, No, man, I've
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: cut way back.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: To be honest with you, that's good.
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: Let's get back to the driving with the keys at
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: one hundred and four, don't you take it?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: We should take your.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: Key now when I get outside. Yeah, you ain't gonna
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: take the keys. I might need help finding a.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Car, but you do that. It's all good.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I'm gonna have so many you.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Know, I might forgive which one I drove today.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: You look forward to seeing your your grandkids and your
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: great grandkids and all of that. Do you look forward
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: to that?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Here's my deal.
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: I would really love to see Winton's grandchildren.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Wow, grandchildren? Why that's my goal?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: If I could you know, Winton have a son. He
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: could have a son within ten years. That ain't no
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: big deal. I'll be I'll still be here. But if
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: I could see Winton's grandchildren.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: That's how I've been talking to God about that. Winton's grandchildren.
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: That's what I want to see.
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: Wow, your children, Wow, man, that I want to see.
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: I want, I want son, I want wanting to have
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: a boy. Please God, let me see that. And if
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: that boy can have a boy and I live to
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: see it, yeah, I can go on in there.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Well what if he has a girl.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, then I'm gonna be disappointed. Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Really, what is that about, Steve?
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: No, I mean that's about the truth.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: What Wow, because you want to carry on one of the.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, see them girls of mine? I love them, But
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: Lord have merchy when they get married, the name.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Gone, they get hyphenated.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: No, I don't hyphenate nothing. No, man, you gotta agitated.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: At.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say old fashion, I'll just say so traditional.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: It's it's just if you have boys. I don't care
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: if they have girls. I'm beautiful with them. I love
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: my daughters and my granddaughters. They so precious man. But
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: if he don't have no boys, I'm gonna be hurt. Yeah,
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: that's gonna buzz me a little bit. Okay, that's just
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: being real. Want what everybody tripple for.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's okay.
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: If you don't want to answer, don't ask.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I can't ask you about the snooze. But but I
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: did I know he came.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I just said I would be disappointed.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: If he has girls. I'm gonna be disappointed. Oh wait,
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: let me tell you the real truth. When them twins
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: was born, and the first one came out and they
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: said it was a little girl, so that's cool. The
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: second one came they said, oh, the second one is
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: a boy, I said, my man did he said, oh, no,
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: it's another baby girl.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: I was crushed.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Ah, like a great dog. All right, you're listening Morning show.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for a round of
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather be a bowling champion
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: or a curling champion?
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Bowling? Who you're talking to?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: We know, we know what your answer is out the gate.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: We already know.
• 34:19
  Speaker 11: Go ahead, Julian, I'm gonna go bowling because I don't know.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: I'm not sweeping on no ice, dog, I'm find to
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: be international world class curling chap.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Stones.
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: That's an Olympic sport that white people play. You've never
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: seen the black person just forever. I will be the
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: first one, And the whole time I'm curling, I'm gonna
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: have my mouth hanging open.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Oh be, could you smooth.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: You go?
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: I didn't even know what they was saying. Yeah, I'm
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: gonna do everything. I don't want to sweep.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Thought racist to me. We always got an issue.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: We gotta lie.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be playing a sport. I'm not sweeping.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: So okay.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be an okay looking person but be
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: very funny, very interesting, or would you rather just be
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: super fine, super hot and very boring?
• 35:39
  Speaker 9: So okay, I'm just gonna be eight all y'all just
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: say hey right now.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: Except for cutie Pie down there in the corner, he's fine,
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: just all right. I'm all day. I know what I am.
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: You need to get your all right looking ass over
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: here with me and Junior saying we already we a
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: all day.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: Ain't no need of wanting to be be because we
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: describe a again, Shirley, all.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Right, would you rather be okay looking, but very funny
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: and interesting or super hot and very boring? Which one
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: still a?
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: We got to be a wants to be ain't no,
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: Russ got a chance of being be super.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: I'm interesting in boring hot too, though.
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: Damn you you're not hot boy, You're okay regularly looking.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Ass ain't fine on top of your glasses at us? Now,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: don't anybody pick you cause you fine? I'm hot.
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: No, you already to love because you're funny and interesting.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Ain't on that cause you fine? Yea all expressive.
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: Ass suits like your I we got a dress expressive
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: because strange.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Looking, Junior said, if you're hot, turned the air on
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: you are? You're listening hard morning show. Here's the question,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: what's the most unsafe thing your parents let you do
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: as a kid. Here's a comment from JJ that we
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: saw on Facebook. It says, now that I'm a parent,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: when I think about it, all of the unsafe things
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: my parents let me do as a kid, it makes
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: me say, what the hell? It was truly different back then.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: I remember my dad letting my brother and I have
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: BB guns. We also build a mini bike out of
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: a lawnmower engine, with which we would crash on a
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: regular basis. So, I mean, you guys, think about it. Steve,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior, how was your your childhood unsafe compared to
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: the kids today? To me and Steve, y'all are parents.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: So we played outside a lot.
• 38:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I got a hundred over go ahead.
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: One of the first things my parents they maynew that
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: was unsafe, was like in six cook, I got the
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: whole operation of the stove.
• 38:18
  Speaker 11: They let me cook at six years old.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: You were boiling hot dogs on high.
• 38:26
  Speaker 11: Water gold out the pote.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I ain't got no water in here.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: You could have burnt the whole house down. I did today.
• 38:34
  Speaker 11: That was put a pizza in the oven in the box.
• 38:38
  Speaker 11: Did not know.
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  Speaker 6: This?
• 38:42
  Speaker 11: Oh that was a woman I got.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Over you bet you said, warming up. I've been cooking.
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: Come on, flips off the house, off the top of
• 38:55
  Speaker 9: the house. My brother flip off the house and laying
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: on the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah, flip off the house, popper.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: That was Tommy.
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: We was we was trying to kill you.
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: The parents never knew that, Timmy. They didn't let you
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: do that. We told you, they said you could.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: That is just not nice, all right? Come on, big dog,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: what you got.
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: Going down the freeway in a station wagon, standing up
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: in the back seat, hanging out the window looking.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: See what.
• 39:38
  Speaker 9: None of that back then were just standing up head
• 39:41
  Speaker 9: out the window like a dog.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Dogs.
• 39:47
  Speaker 13: I bet.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Wow what?
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I got one? I got one. I wanted this so bad.
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: I wanted to smoke, my daddy said, And I begged
• 40:01
  Speaker 9: and begged until finally he said, Okay, cool, You're gonna
• 40:04
  Speaker 9: smoke the whole damn thing.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I was nine.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: I was throwing up for three days.
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: I was literally throwing but I didn't want to see
• 40:14
  Speaker 9: another city.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, come on, Junior, got anything else?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Steve yea, I'll let you know nothing.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: And were probably wasn't safe. But as a kid, when
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: I was like ten, catching the city bus.
• 40:25
  Speaker 11: To school, not the school bus, the city bus, How
• 40:28
  Speaker 11: the hell.
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: I was supposed to know a bus ride at Team?
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: I got to find my old way to school. I
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: didn't even know youance out there. I can't take you
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: this morning.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Just get on.
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: Running behind, Just get on the bus three seven eight Broadway.
• 40:41
  Speaker 11: Take it to your seior school.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: I love your family.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: To know that tem Team, you can close it out.
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: No got We lived in an industrial city, factory republic.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Still forced to come. They let me make and eat
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: snow ice cream.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, grown up in Chicago, I've had some of those,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the ring down the.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Street from the steel meal. You don't good. Hell, well,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: it's calling monoxide.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Who's next?
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: Come on, I'll tell you nothing they let me do. Okay,
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: it's unsafe for kids to take shots of crown.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna tell that right now.
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: Your long let the devil I ain't got. It's unsafe
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: to take a shot of crowd.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: In ten Oh my god. All right, listen, coming up
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: next to the nephew is here with today's frank phone call.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. Coming up
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject is You're
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: not as sexy as you think you are. We'll get
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: into that. I can't wait to stee here is this one.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a little bit, because
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: What you got for us, nep.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Make a wish ministry?
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: All right, I wanna say it one more time, make
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: a wish ministry.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: You a Baptist? This is Terrence Man. I help you please?
• 42:52
  Speaker 12: Brothers? Yeah, how you doing? I got your number? You
• 42:57
  Speaker 12: you would to over the church, you would to make
• 42:59
  Speaker 12: a wish ministry?
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: Yes, I am I going to help you.
• 43:02
  Speaker 12: Well, listen, I'm I'm actually I'm terminally hell brother, brother, parents,
• 43:10
  Speaker 12: and I don't you know as far as what the
• 43:13
  Speaker 12: doctors tell me, it could be six months or another year.
• 43:18
  Speaker 12: But I know my time here is definitely limited.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, but we're definitely here
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: to help you out with whatever you need or whatever
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: we can help you with. So what can we do
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: for you?
• 43:32
  Speaker 12: Well? You know, I truly believe that sometimes people have
• 43:36
  Speaker 12: you know, I've seen one of the more movies that
• 43:38
  Speaker 12: got where it got a bucket list or whatever they
• 43:40
  Speaker 12: call it, you know, people trying to do things before
• 43:43
  Speaker 12: they leave here. I guess I'm just sitting around trying
• 43:45
  Speaker 12: to figure out what I could do and what I
• 43:47
  Speaker 12: wanted to do before I left this world and went
• 43:51
  Speaker 12: on to what he has for me next. You know,
• 43:54
  Speaker 12: I don't believe in doing anything unless it's preyed on first.
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, if you don't mind, maybe you can you know,
• 44:03
  Speaker 12: before I even tell you my wish. We prayed that
• 44:05
  Speaker 12: the wish would come to you. You're not doing anything like.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: That, Oh no, I don't mind praying. That's what we're
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: here for. Bow your head with me.
• 44:14
  Speaker 12: Yes, yes, yes, sir, is your head by yes.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: Sir, yes sir, it is Brother God. We come to
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: you in the homeless way. We know how Lord, we
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: asked you to touch this young man and every which
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: way he hurt, and then we asked you to deliver
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: him for whatever is going on with him and let
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: him know that we the church is here to help
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: him with whatever his needs is in his last days.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: And Jesus Name, I pray say Amen with.
• 44:41
  Speaker 12: Me, Amen, Amen, that's gonna do it here.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: Now you a member of the church here of New Well.
• 44:50
  Speaker 12: I was a member. I still consider myself a Remember
• 44:53
  Speaker 12: it's just been quite sometimes probably over a year and
• 44:55
  Speaker 12: a half, two years since I've been able to come,
• 44:58
  Speaker 12: you know, through to my my illness. But definitely I
• 45:02
  Speaker 12: will remember that.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: Well, that's all right. We're not worried about all that.
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: We just here to take care of your last and
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: final wish. That's what our ministry is for, you know.
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: We helps people with with with anything they need.
• 45:15
  Speaker 12: You know, like what what what all of I mean
• 45:17
  Speaker 12: when when people call and won't thing what all of
• 45:20
  Speaker 12: you you all, what all of y'all helped them with?
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: Well, we've helped them with the rent. Uh, take them
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: to the store, help them with a utility bill, come
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: out and cut the grass, anything like that that they
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: just can't do. Take them to the doctor's apartment. Anything
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: we'd like to help them with, We do exactly that.
• 45:40
  Speaker 12: Okay, Well, I pretty much got those things taken care of.
• 45:45
  Speaker 12: I think what I'd like to do between you and
• 45:48
  Speaker 12: and myself as a chand and I've never told anyone
• 45:52
  Speaker 12: what I'm about to tell you. I've never been with
• 45:56
  Speaker 12: a with with a woman. Huh, I've I'm you know,
• 46:01
  Speaker 12: I'm thirty eight, but I've never been with a woman.
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: Well, I guess that might be a blessing. You might
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: you might be here. That's a good thing.
• 46:09
  Speaker 12: Well, you know, but sometimes you know, I guess before
• 46:12
  Speaker 12: I leave, I guess that's a desire that I have.
• 46:16
  Speaker 12: And and and uh, what I wanted to ask you was,
• 46:19
  Speaker 12: there's a lady there at the church, and before I leave,
• 46:25
  Speaker 12: I think that's the woman that I would actually like
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: to be with.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if make a wish ministry can
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: support that kind of stuff, but uh, go ahead, let
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: me hear.
• 46:36
  Speaker 12: Okay, the lady that I'm I'm actually interested in actually
• 46:41
  Speaker 12: uh she works at the church too. Oh really, but
• 46:45
  Speaker 12: now see she's kind of a tall when she's about
• 46:47
  Speaker 12: five to nine, and she's probably about a size eight,
• 46:51
  Speaker 12: A beautiful long league man and and and sandy type
• 46:56
  Speaker 12: of hand, sandy color, sandy brown man. And I mean
• 47:00
  Speaker 12: you look like care ma'am.
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: Hold on a minute. What's her name? Uh?
• 47:06
  Speaker 12: I think her name Linda?
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: Now hold on, that's my wife? What you mean?
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Go ahead?
• 47:11
  Speaker 12: See wait wait wait wait wait wait wait sending your wife?
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's my wife? You sorens?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 47:19
  Speaker 12: Listen, y'all are ministry now now, if y'all sants to
• 47:22
  Speaker 12: be taking care of people, don't make a wish and
• 47:24
  Speaker 12: taking care of what they want before they leave this world.
• 47:27
  Speaker 12: If that's my wish, what is the problem?
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: Listen?
• 47:30
  Speaker 12: Here?
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: You done cross every line there was about this man,
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: So I don't give a damn about it. The more
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: you talking about sleeping with my wife. If I see you,
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna do something to you. They ain't gonna even
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: be able to recognize you. So what the you talking about?
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: Messing with my wife? Son of us?
• 47:45
  Speaker 12: I'll call missus Linda myself and see if you know
• 47:47
  Speaker 12: our problem would help me to make my wish come true?
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: Right ahead and calling you won't call nobody else. That'll
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: be the last call you make.
• 47:57
  Speaker 12: I thought y'all were here to relieve people so they
• 48:00
  Speaker 12: can enjoy themselves before they leave this world.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: You talking about sleeping with my wife?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Are you crazy?
• 48:06
  Speaker 12: But if I'm finna leave here, ain't nobody gonna know?
• 48:09
  Speaker 12: But you want to hunt?
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: I don't care if you die. I don't care. You
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: ain't sleeping with my wife and you fool with her,
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: you probably gonna go ahead and die quicker than you
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: need to.
• 48:19
  Speaker 12: I thought this was a ministry.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: I don't tell you.
• 48:22
  Speaker 12: You're over there telling me about God. Y'all supposed to
• 48:25
  Speaker 12: be a ministry that helps people before.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: They land on water?
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: What it is?
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: But you talking about sleeping with my wife? You got
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: an illness? But something must be wrong with your We
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: ain't talking about messing with my wife.
• 48:35
  Speaker 12: Ain't nobody gonna even know? I fit with your wife?
• 48:37
  Speaker 12: Want I'm gone? It ain't gonna be with the two
• 48:39
  Speaker 12: of y'all, at least you would have helped me before
• 48:41
  Speaker 12: I lived.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: No, I can't help you with nothing. And let me
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: tell you something. I'm not the preacher, I'm not the pastor,
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: I'm not the nacon, I'm not none of them. But
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: if you mess with my wife, you gonna know who
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: I am. I'm gonna be the hunt to take cause
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: do you understand.
• 48:54
  Speaker 12: I don't hear what you're saying. But I got one
• 48:55
  Speaker 12: more paint. I need to tell you about who.
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: I who asked you? Isn't it? Go ahead?
• 49:01
  Speaker 12: Meant from the Steel Harvey Morning Show, your wife Linda,
• 49:07
  Speaker 12: y'all need the prase, y'all tell me about you.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: You y'a don't even recording.
• 49:17
  Speaker 12: This man just recorded every last.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: Lord Hammer past ain't gonna hear this is.
• 49:28
  Speaker 12: Oh God, I got one more thing that Lord what
• 49:31
  Speaker 12: is the maddest and I mean the radio show in.
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: The lane, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Come on, Chutch, he hopes you die. Come on here, Chuck.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: He'll give a damn if you die. And make that listen.
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: If you're messing my wife, you're gonna do, You're gonna
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: die sooner than you.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Got to preach.
• 49:58
  Speaker 11: But I'm convinced that you ain't going to hell.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: I'm just yeah, no, I ain't going to hear no, no, no, no,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: no no no no.
• 50:05
  Speaker 9: You agreed to it, you said, yeah, no I ain't
• 50:07
  Speaker 9: no yeah, no no no no. It wasn't fitcing he
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: has said it, and your dumb man said, yeah, oh wait,
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: I ain't going to help.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: No, no, not here. I'll come on pun.
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: Pray for you, yeah, pray for you, yes, praying pray
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: in junior wax may get ready November the tenth and eleven.
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: I will be at the Funny Bone in Syracuse, New York.
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: Syracuse Syracuse get Ready laying in the cut November seventeenth
• 50:36
  Speaker 9: and eighteenth, Virginia Beach, another Funny Bone attraction. The Nephew
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: will be there. There's a new sighting. The Nephew is
• 50:44
  Speaker 9: moving all over the country. Tommy T's December eight, nine
• 50:47
  Speaker 9: and ten in Oakland, California. That's Tommy T's December eight nineteen, Oakland, California,
• 50:52
  Speaker 9: and then December fifteenth, sixteenth, and seventeen to Cooma, Washington.
• 50:56
  Speaker 9: Nate Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club. Nate jacks So Super
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: Funny Comic Club to Cole in Washington. Y'all better get
• 51:03
  Speaker 9: your tickets. I've never seen y'all. Y'all never seen me
• 51:05
  Speaker 9: get ridy.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next. Strawberry Letter.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Subject You're not as sexy as you think you are. Okay,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, we could
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: we're going to read this one right here, right now.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Fucking up. Hold on tight, we got it for you. Here.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: It is Brawberby Letter.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Subject You're not as sexy as you think you are.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty year old married woman
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: and my husband and I have been together for six years.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: We have a three year old son, and since I
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: have the baby, our intimacy has gotten a little stale.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: We tried role playing, watching videos, and talking dirty to
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: keep the magic going, but nothing helped. A friend suggested
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: we put a full length mirror next to our bed
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: because it worked for her and her hubby. They love
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: watching themselves getting it on. My husband and I decided
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: to try it. We bought a big mirror and put
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: it right next to our bed. The first night we
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: got busy, I was disgusted and utterly mortified at what
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I saw. I haven't lost all the weight from when
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I was pregnant, and seeing myself from those angles and
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: in the crazy positions my husband likes. I was ashamed
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: at what I saw, and he did not look that
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: great either. I was so turned off by watching us
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: get it on, but my husband loved it. I tried
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: to keep my eyes closed, but he wanted me to
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: look him in the eye the entire time. I faked it.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I faked it until he was done. He asked me
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: if I loved it, and I yelled peck no, and
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I don't like it at all. He said that I
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: had to get used to it because he feels like
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: our sex life is back to normal. I want to
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: crack the mirror and throw it out. I tactfully told
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: him that he's overweight and so am I, but he
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: said he doesn't care how he looks and the mirror
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: is staying. I have been dieting since then to get
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: myself back in shape, and I've lost a few pounds,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: but he is not working out or dieting, so I'm
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: stuck looking at his big, wide naked behind all the time.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: How do I tell him you were going to like
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: that a lot? How do I tell him that he
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: is not sexy without insulting him or making him feel
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: self conscious? Please advise? Well, I mean, you know, I'm
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: glad at least you found something, thanks to your good
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: friends to help you get your groove back, A big mirror.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Who knew that was the answer because you said your
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: sex life have been getting stale, So this is good.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, you could look at this at least a
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: couple of different ways. You can choose to concentrate on
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: your partner's body like you've done, and not, you know,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: get into the act itself. That would be boring and
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: utterly disgusting, as you said, because you couldn't get past
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: his body or yours at the time. The other way
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: you could look at it is just to go with
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: the moment and forget what he looks like, just, you know,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: get into it. The good thing is that it did
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: motivate you. I'll say this to get in better shape
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: for yourself, which is good for your health. But you
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: want to know, how do you tell him that he's
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: not sexy because you don't want to do it without
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: insulting him or making him feel self conscious. I mean,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: you said, you said you told him that you didn't
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: like it, and he said, well he did in the
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: mirror staying. So you got to try and persuade him,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: you know, and in the best way you can. And
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: sounds like you know how to do it because he's
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: happy now to let him know that. You know, why
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: don't you guys, you know, get healthy, eat better so
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: you can look good in the mirror. That turns you on.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: You have to tell him stuff like that so he'll
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: get into it, all right. I think if you tell
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: him in that way, you know, he won't feel self
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: conscious about it and you won't insult him, all right, Steve.
• 55:19
  Speaker 7: Well, well, well, well you ain't as sexy as you
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: think you are. Fry on a study of your old
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: married woman husband been together six years, I got a
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: three year old, and uh, you're that intimacy kind of
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: got a little stale. So they tried something. You know,
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: they were doing role playing. They've been watching videos talking dirty,
• 55:44
  Speaker 7: but nothing to help. A friend of yours told y'all,
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: y'all need to get a full left mirror, put it
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: next to y'all's bed, and look at y'allself.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: The first night y'all did it, you.
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: Got this disgusted and utterly mortified at what you saw
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: because you ain't lost all the weight from when I
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: was pregnant. And that's understandable. Use that baby weight. It's
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: hard to get it off. But you now, you're too
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: hard on yourself now, and you've been seeing yourself from
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: all these angles, in the crazy positions.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Your husband like you ain't know you look like that?
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: See you know why because you're looking at yourself from
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: the side.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: I have four warned y'all.
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: The best way to look at yourself naked is fresh
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: out the shower.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Don't dry off, and walk directly head on straight to
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: the mirror.
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: That's your absolute best naked body who don't dry off
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: and do.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Not turn sideway.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: Lord, I came out. See, I came out the bathroom
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: one time taking the shower, and I was going over
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: to my closet and I walked past the mirror, and
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: I ran right quick because I thought somebody was in
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: the bathroom and it was my fat ass.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: It was I thought somebody was in the bathroom.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, it was me, crazy.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: Because I looked at myself from the side, So see
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: you seeing yourself from the side.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I was ashamed and he didn't look that great.
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: Eth you got so turned off watching, but your husband
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: liked it. I tried to keep my eyes closed, but
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: he wanted me to look him in the eye the
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: entire time. Oh yeah, that's a turn on right there.
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: I faked it till he was done. He asked me
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: if I loved it.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: I said hell no.
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: He said, you better get used to it, because we're
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: back and I'm gonna keep it like that. So now
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: he keeping the mirror and you trying to make out
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: how to tell him he's not sexy without insulling him
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: or making feel self.
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  Speaker 3: Come.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: I had that answer for you.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Susan, right at twenty three minutes after the hour of
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter subject you're not as sexy and she'd
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: think you are. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right, Steve come on, let's
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry letters. Subject You're not as sexy as
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: you'd think you are.
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, they didn't mess around about this mirror listening
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: to a friend to hers friend told him to add
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: spicing to your sex. Like when they put the mirror
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: up and they got busy. The woman did not like
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: the way she looked because she ain't lost her baby. Wait,
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: she got three year old, and she was mortified at
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: the way she looked from some of the angles that
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: her and her her husband had her doing.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: So she didn't like it.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: She was ashamed.
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: But here the thing was, he didn't look that great either,
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: so she was so turned off by us getting it
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: on that she tried to close her eyes.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Now he wanted me.
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: He wanted her to look at her and the eye
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: the entire time, so she faked that he was good.
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: He asked me if I loved it. I said, hell no,
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: I don't like it all. Well, he said, you better
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: get used to it, because we feel like our sex
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: life is back. I want to crack that mirror, throw
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: it out now. I'm gonna show you how to do
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: that when tomorrow night a Western heels and then act
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: like you get good till you hang your leg off
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: the bed and kick it.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Got to crack the mirror and break it. It'll be
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: over and he'll.
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: Think it's because he was really bringing it. All you
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: want to do is screw it on to the edge
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: of the bed and let that leg fall off and
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: kick that damn.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Meal with them heels on. Okay, we can get rid
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: of like it.
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: But I tactfully told him he's overweight, and so in
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: mind he said he don't care how he looks and
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: the mirror standing.
• 59:56
  Speaker 9: I've been dying since then to get myself back in shape.
• 59:58
  Speaker 9: I've lost a few pounds, but he ain't working out
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 9: or die.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: So I'm stuck looking at his big, wide naked behind
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: all the time. How do I tell him he's not
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: sexy without insulting.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 9: Him or making him feel self conscious? He is what
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 9: you got to do.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: When a man thinks he bringing it, you can't insult him.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: So what you have to do is you have to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: insult him, but in complementary insulting ways.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: You have to.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: Insult him, but in complementary sexy ways.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 8: Oh, come on, fat daddy.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: He's got to say stuff. Yeah, spank me.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: With your fat You know, you got to say stuff
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: like that that'll turn him home.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: And but then he'll go, wait, boy, spank me with
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: your fact, you know. Oh I see you, fat boy.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Oh bring it? Oh pills breay do. Boy can't be
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: this good. You got to say stuff like that. You're
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: white ass is bringing it.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: Yes, you know, just start singing his Siaclaus is coming
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: into town.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yad said.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: It's coming to town. Yeah, you got to do that.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: You got to come up with names and U all
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: fat app but is in the building. You got to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: say stuff like that, but say it during sex where
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: he after why he goes, Wait.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 9: A minute, Oh, who.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 7: The hell you call it fat apple? But I was
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: just looking in the mere baby. That's who you remind
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: me of. Don't stop, keep going, And you just got
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: you got to crack him with insults that are.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Complementing complimentary insult right, will he got the message?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: You think.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: One of them, one of them gonna be really really
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: be striking her with it. You just gotta say stuff,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: Oh that's domina. No, you got to say it like that,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: you know, Ah, look at my little butterball turkey.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: You know. Ah, you better come on with your big
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: white naked ass. Just look how wide you is.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Boy, you might not be long, but who are you? Why?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: What what did she say?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: You ain't doing nothing?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: But who you?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Why though I can't even see the head? Boy?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: You anything?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: That's your stomach? Oh my stomach. That's it. That's it.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, man, you know, you know, hold up, you know.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: I appreciate you, you know, getting into it and everything.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: But you don't you don't think you saying a little
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 7: bit too much. Well, I'm I'm just saying what I see.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: I'm doing.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: See something, say something, you.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: See something, say something?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I'm all, I know, I'm just you know. I mean here,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: all this mirror, all this mir all these angles and everything.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Come home. Oh, mister Walrich. What we're gonna do tonight?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve. We got the message, all right. Post
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: your comments on today's Let I say one last thing,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: one last.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: Thing, and if that don't work, divorce him.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: As I was saying. Poster comments on Today's Strawberry Letter
• 1:04:16
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• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast. Undemand you're
• 1:04:23
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• 1:04:27
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• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: leave Steve a message, call him eight seven seven twenty nine.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Steve is the number. We might just play your message
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  Speaker 1: back on the air like we're gonna do Rosa and Tennessee.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 12: Hello, Steve, how are you doing in the morning cruise?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Look, I was talking.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: About I'll these be writing me in about they bore
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: friends cheating. But what they expect, like I said when
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: I was head, was had a you know, dating or
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: whatever I tell them up front.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I said that see cheat on, I ain't got hand.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: For no cheating.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: If you want to be cheating dead side in the
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: street where you can cheat, sod he gonna.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: Be dipping and them in one place and then come
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: lay down with me.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: But I said, I live in Tennessee and my first
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: name is Rod.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: First of all, let me say this right here. I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: really couldn't understand if y'all gonna have to stop no, no,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: but y'all gonna have to start there here'all, especially y'all
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 7: gonna have to start drinking and then calling this machine.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Because y'all ain't got no friends.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: Look y'all, ain't got nobody in your life, and you
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: do all this drinking and there I can't.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: Find nobody to talk to. Hid call Steve.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Well if I don't call me, if you've been drinking,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: I had to tell you something.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 9: Don't collo stay out in their streets, gonna come up
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: in here.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 7: And dibbing and dabbing like you filish just being here
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: and sleeping with me for the streets, because when I'm
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: in the bed, I want to be in the bed
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: for myself to to be there. And then when you're
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: coming in with it, and I'll be sitting in the
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: hell waiting on you, and you out in there.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Streets and to come. You get it. I've been cooking
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: all that food in here and and you ain't out
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: in the street. Stop talking close, do let it? You
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: let the flies in here.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 9: And then that's what and that's all I want. My
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 9: first name in Rome, that's what they told me it was.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 9: Next caller is arnieyrself junior.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Her name is Carla. This next caller she needs some
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: advice about her mean, mean mother. I see it's Carla.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 14: My mom has a stink attitude and she came to
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 14: my shop and embarrass me, and I not want to
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 14: have Thanksgiving.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: Dinner with her at all.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 14: Ever, I need a nice way to tell her, No,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 14: I don't want to have Thanksgiving dinner with you because
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 14: you got.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 12: A stink attitude.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 14: Let me know thanks by well.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 7: Based on the way you sound, you can't cook yet.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Yay, Yeah, you don't even know.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: You don't know how you know roasted, no turkey, you
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: don't know how to make, no dressing.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: How can you tell that?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: By the way she's that, I can just take well,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: you know, she she got a stink attitude. She can't
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: to my said, I won't go to her house for
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 7: Thanksgiving forever, which means you've been going over there forever
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: and reading you go over there is because it's family
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: and your mama can cook. You can't cook. It's gonna
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: be a home grass Thanksgiving for you. I'm gonna tell
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: you that right now. You don't really sound like you're
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: a big football fan. And even if you won't, I
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: don't know what you're gonna eat this Thanksgiving. You wanna
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: have to order pizzas? Girl, listen to me, don't do that.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: Just stop doing her hair.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Don't you're listening? Morning show. Hey, cheaters, this one's for you.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Listen up. Check this out, cheaters. There is a new
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: job for special investigators whose main goal is to catch
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: married men cheating. The trained staff of professional what women
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: that's right, attempt to seduce the client's husband, and then
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: they provide the client with proof of their husband's faiths
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: or unfaithfulness. The women are called get this name, I
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: love it, loyalty inspectors, and they have become popular on
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: various social networks because they're usually young, attractive women. Loyalty
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: inspectors usually will slide into their targets d ms and
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: then take screenshots of any conversations and photos that proves
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: the husband is a cheater. Right now, this is big
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: business in Brazil and it's expected to spread to the US. So, guys,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: you have Instagram accounts, do women slide into your d M?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I know? Good answer to guys.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 9: Good answer, they say, that's some lowdown ass mess right there.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: That ain't really no loyalty check. You know, that's called entrapment.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: That's against the law, even the leap.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 9: But you know you can't then track the man you
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 9: entice the man teasing man laid out there then he
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 9: started playing with you with some comments.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Now you screen shot him and stuff. Frank, I think
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: that's trifle his hands.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: I don't make a man not loyal, That makes it weak.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: I ain't got no g d M. I don't even
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: know where it's at.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: A g d M.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: You know you don't tell you what to say?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Shup, Well it's coming.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: I was saying, no, it's d M because I thought
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: you were supposed to just scroll on Instagram and just
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: look at stuff.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: That's what I'll be doing.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Good answer, good answer.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: I'm on my sp.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's that's that's.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: A whole, a whole, another level of gotcha. Yeah, I
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: wonder how much loyalty inspectors get paid.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: That loyalty is well see, but hold up though, but
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: what I think?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: But but but but see, but what I think.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Their employees that are doing a job, Yes, they're just
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: doing their job. What's requirding their job description?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: So so let me so, let me say this right here.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: The number one reason that me and cheat, and I've
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: said this before, it's because there are so many women
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: willing to cheat with them exactly. So y'all, little sisterhood,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: y'all trying to form. If y'all would be loyal to
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 7: each other, we wouldn't even have half these damn problems. Yeah,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: hell yeah, trying to flip down here, y'all defend them helpless.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: They're doing their jobs.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Steve, do their jobs. They do their work.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: Jobs.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: People need you some real work while your work is
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: in the destruction of other people.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Look, it's coming to the US next year's big in Brazil.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: It's been here.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of girlfriends?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: That's what it is? Get where him that girl?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know why you guys are mad.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: I mean they are mad, yeah, but I am proud though,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: because to prove something.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: And then you know, y'all the ones out there tripping
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 9: ladies married me and alone. Mind your damn business. Get
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 9: you a husband, making websites and stuff.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: Get a website, Get your ass a husband.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: On the Steve Harby Morning Show. Right after this, you're
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, So you guys like
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Pringles writer, you know about Pringles, you've had them before
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: all of that. And I know you guys like caviar,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: especially you Tommy, But have you ever tried caviar on Pringles?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: That's the new thing now. Tiktoker's made this trend go viral,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: and it's become so popular that Pringles has teamed up
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: with the Caviar Company to release a limited edition Crisps
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: and Caviar collection. The collaboration features three different caviar kits,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: combining a different flavored Pringle with two types of caviar.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: The kids start at forty nine dollars and go up
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: to one hundred and forty dollars, and each kit comes
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: with a gold collectible keychain. So would you try Pringles
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: in caviar to see how it tastes together? Would you
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: just try it?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 8: First of all, show that you're talking to Uncle Steve
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 8: and Timmy, you're not talking to me. I didn't even
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 8: know what caviar looked like till I went to Steve House.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 8: Had never seen it.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Huh, but now you do, now you know?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if you buy some caveall some Pringles and you
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 7: get a gold chain with it, yeah, I said that
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 7: forty nine dollars.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Uh huh forty nine or one hundred and forty Yeah,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: you get a gold what would show a gold keychain? Key?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: You get a gold key chain.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 9: Ringles and some caveall for one hundred and forty nine.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 9: Uh huh, I need to be careful eating that caveat
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 9: The question is would you eat pringles and caviar together?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: Though it don't make no sense to me?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, try try, Come on, Steve, let's try it, all right?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: No, you want that little waffle. You don't want no pringle.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: You want more of the Steve Hard Morning Show coming
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after. We'll play around him.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Right after this? The little waffle is called Bellini?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning Show? All right, guys, it is time
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  Speaker 1: for a round of would you rather? Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: be a bowling champion or a curling champion?
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  Speaker 2: Bowling? Who you're talking to?
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  Speaker 1: We know, we know what your answer is out the gate.
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  Speaker 1: We already know.
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  Speaker 11: Go ahead, Julian, I'm gonna go bowling because I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sweeping on no ice, dog.
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  Speaker 1: What are you gonna find to be?
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  Speaker 7: International? World class curling? Chap Stone, that's an Olympic sport
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  Speaker 7: that white people play. We've never seen the black person
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  Speaker 7: this forever game. I will be the first one and
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  Speaker 7: the whole time I'm curling I'm gonna have my mouth hanging.
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  Speaker 10: Open because you smooth, You're gone.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't know what they were saying. Yeah, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 9: do everything. I don't want to sweep, though a little
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  Speaker 9: racist to me.
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  Speaker 1: We always got an issue. We gotta lie.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be playing of sport. I'm not sweeping,
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  Speaker 2: So okay.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be an okay looking person but be
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  Speaker 1: very funny, very interesting? Or would you rather just be
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  Speaker 1: super fine, super hot and very boring?
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  Speaker 7: So okay, I'm just gonna be eight all y'all just
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  Speaker 7: say hey right now, except for cutie Pie down there
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  Speaker 7: in the corner. Fine, he's all right, man, all day.
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  Speaker 7: I know that.
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  Speaker 9: You need to get your all right looking ass over
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  Speaker 9: here with me and Junior.
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  Speaker 11: We already a.
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  Speaker 2: We a all day.
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  Speaker 7: Ain't no need of wanting to be be because we
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  Speaker 7: described a again, Shirley.
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 1: He Would you rather be okay looking but very funny
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  Speaker 1: and interesting or super hot and very boring? Which one?
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  Speaker 1: Still a?
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  Speaker 2: We got to be a what wants to be?
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  Speaker 9: Ain't no us got a chance of being b sooner?
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  Speaker 2: I'm interested in boring hot too.
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  Speaker 9: Though, Damn you you're not hot, boy, You're okay, regularly
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  Speaker 9: looking ass.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't fine on top of your glasses at us.
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  Speaker 9: Now, don't anybody pick you cause you fine, I'm hot.
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  Speaker 7: No, you already to love because you's funny and it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: all the expensive as suits like your uncle. We got
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  Speaker 7: a dress expensive because we strange.
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  Speaker 1: Looking, Junior said, if you're hot, turned the air on.
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  Speaker 1: That's you are coming up in forty nine minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, last break of the day. Closing remarks. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening morning show. All right, here we
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  Speaker 1: are the last break of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Hey hey, ye.
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  Speaker 3: Coming up right now.
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  Speaker 2: It is the last you had more breaks? This is it.
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  Speaker 2: This is the last one of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, thank you for clarifying.
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  Speaker 3: Jay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, y'all here I go.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me. This is some encouragement for everybody.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna use myself as an example because that's the
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  Speaker 7: ex experiences I have. I've understood something about my life
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  Speaker 7: and you should understand it about yours too, that I've
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  Speaker 7: been processed over the years, and the process is never comfortable.
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  Speaker 7: It's cause you're processing, you know, and and and and
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  Speaker 7: and and what you're gonna look like when you come
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  Speaker 7: out ain't gonna be the same thing it look like
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  Speaker 7: when it went in because you're being processor.
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  Speaker 2: If you put if you put food in a.
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  Speaker 7: Food processor, what you what comes out of it don't
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  Speaker 7: look like what went in it.
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  Speaker 2: But it's uncomfortable in the process.
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  Speaker 7: But I want everybody to understand that we are all
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  Speaker 7: being processed, and what we're looking right now ain't how
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  Speaker 7: we gonna be looking when we come through it. So
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  Speaker 7: be strong and hang in there, because you ain't going
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  Speaker 7: through nothing that nobody else went through. You're being pro see.
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  Speaker 7: A lot of things happened to me in my life.
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  Speaker 7: I've actually heard people say I was done, washed up,
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  Speaker 7: that ought to do it for him. I actually heard
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  Speaker 7: a lady in a blog on a situation. They were
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  Speaker 7: talking about me. They said he was he's buried. They
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  Speaker 7: just they just burying him. They want to get rid
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  Speaker 7: of him, so they burying him. I wanted so bad
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  Speaker 7: to say something, but I didn't. I held my peace.
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  Speaker 7: I stayed on the wall. So I don't always stay
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  Speaker 7: on the wall, but this time I did. But you know,
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  Speaker 7: some of y'all, when they write you off and they
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  Speaker 7: say you buried, what they don't realize is I wasn't
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  Speaker 7: actually being buried. I was actually being planted. See they
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  Speaker 7: look like the same thing, but they not the same thing.
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  Speaker 7: See when you bury something, you saying goodbye to it.
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  Speaker 7: I'll never see you again, So we burying you. I'm
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  Speaker 7: saying goodbye to it. But when you plant something, and
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  Speaker 7: what you're doing is you're repositioning it. You're putting it
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  Speaker 7: from one place over to another place so you can
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  Speaker 7: reposition it again so they can come back up again.
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  Speaker 2: See so every time.
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  Speaker 7: People thought I was buried, they didn't realize I was
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  Speaker 7: actually getting planted. God is taking you and placing you
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  Speaker 7: in another situation so you can come back up again,
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  Speaker 7: and to come back up this time will be always
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  Speaker 7: higher than the place that they thought you got buried in. Man,
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  Speaker 7: you better hear what I'm trying to tell y'all. You've
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  Speaker 7: got to deal with the process. Don't worry about them
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  Speaker 7: laughing that you're talking about you buried.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Now you ain't buried. You've been planted.
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  Speaker 7: All God doing is he moving you to another position
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  Speaker 7: so you can come back up stronger, taller, bigger.
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  Speaker 2: And brighter. And I want you to understand something too.
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  Speaker 7: On your way to greatness, you have to incubate greatness.
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  Speaker 7: That God inside of you, he gonna take you through
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  Speaker 7: some things that's gonna put you in some positions. Man,
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  Speaker 7: that God inside of you, he gonna take you through
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  Speaker 7: some situations that's crushing. He gonna take you to some
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  Speaker 7: dark places. God gonna take you through some isolated places.
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  Speaker 7: He gonna take you to some places that's overlooked and ignored. See,
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  Speaker 7: so that that greatness and you can germinate in a
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  Speaker 7: private place. Because y'all want to know something, Greatness ain't
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  Speaker 7: never germinated in public. Did you hear what I said?
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  Speaker 7: Greatness has never germinated in public. You ain't never seen
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  Speaker 7: nobody come become great right before your eyes. No, they
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  Speaker 7: always show up somewhere and all of a sudden they different.
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  Speaker 7: They they they they make a comeback when you thought
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  Speaker 7: they was buried and you found out.
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  Speaker 2: They was planning it.
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  Speaker 7: They've been somewhere in a place when everybody had written
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  Speaker 7: them off.
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  Speaker 2: That's how you become great. You get incubated.
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  Speaker 7: You get in some dark places, some isolated places, some
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  Speaker 7: overlooked and ignored places, so that greatness can can can
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  Speaker 7: germinate in a private place in the dark. See when
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  Speaker 7: you plant it, you got to have dirt on top
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  Speaker 7: of you. You got to get the dirt on top
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  Speaker 7: of you to get planet. You can't put a seed
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  Speaker 7: out on the concrete and it's spread. To suspect it
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  Speaker 7: to grow, you got to put it under the ground.
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  Speaker 7: You got to put it into the dark place so
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  Speaker 7: we can germinate what people forget about it for a minute.
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  Speaker 2: That's how you become great.
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  Speaker 7: So when you going through the process, remember this you
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  Speaker 7: it don't look like what it did when it went in.
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  Speaker 7: It's called a process. It's gonna reappear and it's gonna
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  Speaker 7: be what God wanted to be. So all of y'all
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  Speaker 7: is going through the process, understand that.
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  Speaker 2: That's all it is. It's a process.
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  Speaker 7: And when you come up, the ones that think you buried,
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  Speaker 7: they're gonna find out you just got planned. That's all
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  Speaker 7: it is. I've been replanted over and over and over.
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  Speaker 7: It just happened to me recently. I'm back up again.
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  Speaker 7: That's because that God you serve, he a good god man,
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  Speaker 7: He really is. Those are my closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: And then to that state, Yeah, amen, amen, amen again.
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  Speaker 1: Well you can say it. You can say it now.
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  Speaker 2: This ain't nothing new. Have yourself a great wiked didn't I.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you it's here.
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  Speaker 7: I lived my life with the expectation that greatness is
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  Speaker 7: always coming, even if it don't seem like it's coming.
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  Speaker 2: No time too soon, It's on the way. Have yourself
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  Speaker 2: great weekend.
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