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Neighbors, Broke Millennials, Parenthood, Comedy Roulette, Mind Your Own Business, Cutting People Off, Closing Remarks and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all bat all
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  Speaker 1: me true good to Steve Hardy listening to me, to
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show man. God is in a blessing business. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in the receiving line, man. That's a good feeling, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I thank God for waking me up in the mornings.
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  Speaker 1: I really really do. I thank God for the spirit
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  Speaker 1: that he wakes me up with because I finally, but
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  Speaker 1: I finally figured it out. Such a blessing that shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be taken for granted. The fact that you are up today,
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you just got off work and you're
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  Speaker 1: driving home, the fact that you got a job to
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  Speaker 1: come home from the fact that you got a job
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  Speaker 1: to wake up too. Whatever it is, the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you can see, think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's a blessing. Man, It is a blessing.
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  Speaker 1: Every time he wakes you up, it's him saying, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't through with you yet. Hey, man, still got
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  Speaker 1: still got some work for you, still putting you into
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  Speaker 1: the plan. And you know, um, I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: a partner of mine last night and an analogy came
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  Speaker 1: to me last night of what my life has been like.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just going over my story with a
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  Speaker 1: friend of matter, all the some of the things I
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  Speaker 1: had gone through, and he never knew it because he said, man,
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  Speaker 1: you never told me that. We were just talking. One
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  Speaker 1: of the things I remember, and it's kind of equated
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  Speaker 1: to my life, was when I was a little boy
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  Speaker 1: and should go to the store with my mom and
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  Speaker 1: she would let me buy a jigsaw puzzle and uh,
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  Speaker 1: I love getting the jigsaw puzzle. Custom man. It was
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  Speaker 1: it was that was just interesting to me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: for those of you to grow it back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of cool because you know, I
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  Speaker 1: was telling my partner, you know what, no video games
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  Speaker 1: to play another. So in the wintertime, a jigsaw puzzle
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  Speaker 1: was kind of cool to me. It gave me something
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  Speaker 1: to do. And what we do is my mother would
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  Speaker 1: spread out a piece of newspaper on the section of
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  Speaker 1: the floor, or spread out some newspaper on the end
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  Speaker 1: of the table, and I would buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now,
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  Speaker 1: for those of you, a jigsaw puzzle comes in the box.
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  Speaker 1: Now are no instructions. It just comes in a box
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  Speaker 1: and it's simple. You're gonna dump the pieces out in
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  Speaker 1: the pile and you're gonna try to put the pieces
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  Speaker 1: together until it looks like the picture that's on the
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  Speaker 1: cover of the box. That's as simple as it is.
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  Speaker 1: Here is the deal. I would select a jigsaw puzzle
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  Speaker 1: based on the picture that I liked and if I
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  Speaker 1: thought I could do it. Now, if the jigsaw puzzle
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  Speaker 1: ift the picture looked too crazy, if it looked too intricate,
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  Speaker 1: too detailed, I didn't want that puzzle, you know. And
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  Speaker 1: the thing was, back in the day you got a
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  Speaker 1: jigsaw puzzle, you had a hundred piece puzzles. Four hundred
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  Speaker 1: piece puzzles. Man, then they say a thousand piece puzzle.
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  Speaker 1: You go, oh, man. So those were a little difficult
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  Speaker 1: for me when I was a little boy, so I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want that. As I got a little bit older,
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  Speaker 1: I had more challenging puzzles, you know, for fifty five
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  Speaker 1: hundred piece puzzles. But I always picked a picture of
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  Speaker 1: something I liked and wanted to see happen. So it's
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  Speaker 1: very simple. You get the jigsaw puzzle, you get it home,
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  Speaker 1: you open it up, you dump it out on the table.
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  Speaker 1: You flip all the pieces over so you can see them,
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  Speaker 1: and then I would try to sort them based on
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  Speaker 1: the colors on the box. If it was like a
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  Speaker 1: a black section, I take all the black pieces and
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  Speaker 1: slide them over there. If it was some flowers, I
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  Speaker 1: try to find all the pictures with little jigsaw pieces
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  Speaker 1: with the little floor, and I separate them. And then
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  Speaker 1: I started putting it together. And the way I started
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  Speaker 1: was I try to build the border first, because I
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  Speaker 1: knew all the straight edges had to be side by
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  Speaker 1: side at one point, so I'd go like that. And
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  Speaker 1: it was funny, man, because it's related to my life.
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  Speaker 1: I would start putting the pieces together of the picture
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  Speaker 1: I saw that I liked, and that would be my picture.
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  Speaker 1: And oftentimes when I got through with the puzzle, the
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  Speaker 1: puzzle would be about maybe two ft wide two feet high,
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  Speaker 1: something like that. I liked them about that side. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I get a little bigger one pin on the size
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  Speaker 1: of the piece of stuff, and I would make that puss.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people didn't like jigsaw puzzles. The majority
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  Speaker 1: of people I knew and my friends didn't like jigsaw
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  Speaker 1: puzzles because they didn't like the work. And I had
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  Speaker 1: a partner that used to come to my house and
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  Speaker 1: see mine and get mad, and he'd go home and
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  Speaker 1: started wanting he gets too difficult along the way, and
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  Speaker 1: then he'd stopped go back to it, and his puzzle
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  Speaker 1: was left unfinished a lot of time. As a matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, none of the boys on the street like
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  Speaker 1: jigsaw puzzles. But me. What happened was, as I got older,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted more difficult than challenging puzzles, but I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: go too far. I wanted some nice stuff to happen.
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  Speaker 1: I had a picture of what I wanted for my life,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't want to go too far because it
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  Speaker 1: was so challenging and difficult. I had I couldn't see
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  Speaker 1: myself at all of that, and I didn't have the time,
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  Speaker 1: the knowledge, the expertise to figuring all the intricate details.
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  Speaker 1: And I discovered something when I was talking last night.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happens in life to a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: You get bogged down with the details of coming up.
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  Speaker 1: You said, all that pulls are crazy. Next thing you know,
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  Speaker 1: you crumbled it up and put it back in the box.
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  Speaker 1: So you go halfway and you get stuck, and you
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  Speaker 1: get to the part where it ain't a lot of
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  Speaker 1: different colors. It's all the same, and that's a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more challenging. So that may stop you. But it's
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  Speaker 1: somewhere in the jig saw puzzle that it gets very
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  Speaker 1: difficult and challenging. The bigger the picture you want, but
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  Speaker 1: then what are happened in your life? It's just like
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  Speaker 1: what ha happened in the jigsaw. Once you get comfortable
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  Speaker 1: and you don't mind the challenge, you could get a
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  Speaker 1: bigger picture. But here's the key to it, though, if
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  Speaker 1: you put God in your mix. See the picture that
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  Speaker 1: I saw all for myself as a boy is not
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  Speaker 1: the picture that has happened to me as a man.
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  Speaker 1: Because along the way from boyhood to manhood, from the
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  Speaker 1: time I was tending, you understand what happened along the
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  Speaker 1: riding there was I started putting God in the mix.
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  Speaker 1: And so now the picture that I have now is
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  Speaker 1: not the picture I saw. It's the picture that God saw.
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  Speaker 1: So what I'm saying this analogy is the picture you
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  Speaker 1: have may be difficult to complete, but if you were
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  Speaker 1: to include God in your life, put God in your
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  Speaker 1: jigsaw puzzle, God will not only help you complete the puzzle,
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  Speaker 1: and he gonna add some pieces, he gonna do some favors,
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  Speaker 1: he gonna show some mercy, and you're gonna look up
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  Speaker 1: and the picture that you're able to end up with
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  Speaker 1: or be totally different and much more complete, much more
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  Speaker 1: beautiful or bigger picture than the one you had. Because
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  Speaker 1: there's no way that I could have saw the life
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  Speaker 1: that I have today back when I was a boy.
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  Speaker 1: And it amazes me when I hear people say I
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  Speaker 1: always saw this for myself. I didn't do that. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't quite see this for myself. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: you can have the ability to see what God really
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  Speaker 1: has for you. But man, he's a masterful jigsaw. Man,
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  Speaker 1: he's an incredible puzzle completer. So, if you got a
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  Speaker 1: puzzle that's challenging to you, what's the picture that God
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  Speaker 1: has for your life? If God were in your life,
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  Speaker 1: if you completed the puzzle, what would it look like.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be a far more extensive puzzle, and it would
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  Speaker 1: be a far more beautiful piece of scenery than you
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  Speaker 1: could have ever imagined. And guess what, He ain't through
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  Speaker 1: with me yet. That's what's amazing and exciting about a
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God. God could take your jigs all puzzle
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  Speaker 1: and fix it. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody your attention, please,
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  Speaker 1: we are in full effect this morning. Shelly Stowberry. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Steve Harvey, callin for real. Good morning. What's up? Boss? Well? Well,
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  Speaker 1: well are you in full effect? Are you still down?
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  Speaker 1: Seventy junior in the building? Seventy junior back? Jeffany Brown?
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  Speaker 1: What up? Steve? High that? Well? Well, well, well, well
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  Speaker 1: look who the wind blew in? Do him first? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Do him first? Okay, hold on, okay, So this is
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  Speaker 1: Tommy after the pranking? Huh did I do it? What
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  Speaker 1: was that? Everything you thought I was gonna be? You've
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  Speaker 1: been gone? Praise me, Am I the king or not?
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  Speaker 1: You're the king? You're the king? Was it stupid? Yeah? Huh,
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  Speaker 1: Well where you can catch me at the place well
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  Speaker 1: down that tickets on sale now, be ready. Stupid is
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  Speaker 1: coming to times what he's doing every day you've been gone.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got no idea how many tickets and left, but
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  Speaker 1: you better get them for they sell out. Probably won't,
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  Speaker 1: but come on anyhow, whoa did I do it? Every day?
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  Speaker 1: Tom y j Tim Tomins? All right? Bobby doing some planks? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: best of you can pick him up at Walmart church
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  Speaker 1: folks need last two volume seventy eight and wearing it
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  Speaker 1: out every day? Tim me every day? Nothing else to do?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, man, you weren't here and we
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  Speaker 1: were doing the prank, so somebody had to introduce me
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  Speaker 1: and act like you heard him and so. And I
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  Speaker 1: got so many complments, man, you signed your light time.
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  Speaker 1: They actually thought she was him. Man, that show. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't pay no attention. Why he praised itself like that?
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  Speaker 1: You know he donna be praising himself here? And what
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  Speaker 1: is what is room with Junior? What's what was he?
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  Speaker 1: Sev o lesson? Will Let's just say you could beat
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  Speaker 1: him today, right, now I invited him all over to
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  Speaker 1: the house to participate. Hey man, my security God called me.
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  Speaker 1: He's a Mr. H It's a lot of cars in
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  Speaker 1: the front of the house, just checking on checking, all
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  Speaker 1: the cameras. Who is all the people laying in your grass?
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  Speaker 1: They get it's time for something funny coming up. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back at thirty two after you're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, it's time for something funny.
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  Speaker 1: And Jay, this is about stuff you say to your
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  Speaker 1: neighbors under your breath. Please explain. This has to do
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  Speaker 1: what we see our neighbors all the time when not
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  Speaker 1: that fond of them. Sometimes so we speak, but under
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  Speaker 1: our breath, with saying little things, little little insulting things
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  Speaker 1: like hey, hi, do you need kind of done? Keep
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  Speaker 1: keeping keeping in one? You got one? Jack? Jay? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing you? Oh? My man, you need
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  Speaker 1: some curtains? How you doing? Franklin's good to see it.
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  Speaker 1: I hope the boys stay home this time. It takes vacations.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see us come. My nephew, Perkins, how are you good? Good?
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  Speaker 1: You should do something with that damn restriction. I don't know. Skennedy, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I done? Will cross the street, that smelling den. Don't
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  Speaker 1: kill how you guys doing the jake with too? Stupid
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  Speaker 1: ass kid kid stuff, we say to our neighbors under
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  Speaker 1: its gotta be sick. Come on, Smith's good to see
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  Speaker 1: it all right now. I wouldn't be pushing my MoMA dead.
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  Speaker 1: She got to do something. Three pep, hey, how are
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  Speaker 1: you good? Good? You can stop your fat as wife
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  Speaker 1: from swimming naked on probably the hell out my dog
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  Speaker 1: to night going. Yeah, how you your phone claws on
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  Speaker 1: block and don't know nothing more? Four card is a mess. Stuff,
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  Speaker 1: we say to our neighbors under our breath. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: sell us boy, I see you have a good with
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  Speaker 1: the day. So glad he cut my grass, killed my flower,
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  Speaker 1: spoke to me and cut my grass. Wow, that's bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's a dragon right hey Johnson, it's good to see y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Alright now man, now now we're good. Were good right now?
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  Speaker 1: I know a baby when to eat paper. That baby
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  Speaker 1: eat paper. You gotta tell me no more. I know
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  Speaker 1: that baby eats piper. Baby, he's smarted. Now you gotta
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  Speaker 1: bring up. Now we're good stuff, birthday stuff, we say
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  Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath. Tommy go Leonard, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: nice day to day, good good, good night? Damn policy, No,
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  Speaker 1: you said you called him stuff We say to our
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  Speaker 1: neighbors under our breath, elo irman, how y'all doing, Tell
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  Speaker 1: y'all put your bomb in the hole that yeah, like
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: people don't do that. Hey, Mr Mitchell, what's going on? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. You don't see that dog doing your yards?
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  Speaker 1: You just don't see stuff. We say to our neighbors
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  Speaker 1: under our breath. We stop, Curtis, Hey, case's going on?
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  Speaker 1: All right now? Ain't the end that that damn line
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  Speaker 1: ain't killing that way too much? No, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know how they touched both they stumped. All right, now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good man, Come on, nephew. Stuff we say to
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  Speaker 1: our neighbors under our breast, kindly, kindly, y'alls looking good, looking,
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  Speaker 1: real good, and come over with his lyne though you
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  Speaker 1: come over with that damn I'm telling you that you
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  Speaker 1: know what, damn you, you know what? You know my
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  Speaker 1: you know your damn stup propably line means something invisible,
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  Speaker 1: but it means something, you know what. That man, that's
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  Speaker 1: my line. All right, I think we have time for
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  Speaker 1: two more Jay, and then Steve closed it out stuff.
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  Speaker 1: We say to our neighbors under our breath. Let's go, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's going. Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I
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  Speaker 1: who she wi that night he got into a fun Yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, close it out stuff. We stay right,
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  Speaker 1: un hey could invite me over to the little stink
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  Speaker 1: and everything. I know, I know you ran out a room.
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  Speaker 1: I came over. All right, guys, thank you, that was good.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up next is the nephew and run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: right now. It is time for the nephew to run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. Come on, now, you gotta prank foods?
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  Speaker 1: What you got the air conditioning man? Okay, let's just
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  Speaker 1: leave you to that. Hello, I'm trying to reach you, Mr.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the name. What's this in regard to, uh,
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  Speaker 1: just about the air conditioning unit? You did some work
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  Speaker 1: offf Force over on uh my household off Street. Do
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  Speaker 1: you remember coming out there last week? Yeah? Yeah, I remember, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: my Uh it was a lady that my wife, she
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  Speaker 1: let you in to come right there is their problem
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  Speaker 1: is the problem that is not cooling? No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's cooling everything fat. I want to tell you, uh
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  Speaker 1: that you did you did a good job. But I
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  Speaker 1: got a question for you now. When you was at
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  Speaker 1: the house and you was working on the A condition
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  Speaker 1: out there in the backyard, did you did you happen
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  Speaker 1: to go on the side of my house and pull
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  Speaker 1: out and used the bath room right there on the side.
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  Speaker 1: Did you go in and you do number one on
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  Speaker 1: the side of mind? Well, what I'm saying is that
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  Speaker 1: my wife tells me that when you were there, that
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  Speaker 1: you you went on the side. She was looking out
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  Speaker 1: the winners. She said that when you was there that
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  Speaker 1: you uh and went and used the bath room on
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  Speaker 1: the side hole. I did what not to what? Right? You? You? You?
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  Speaker 1: You and you did number one over on the side
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  Speaker 1: of the house. Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, Look,
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  Speaker 1: you got to understand something, all right now. I apologize
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  Speaker 1: if that did happen, but you got to understand something.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we're down the south man, and you know
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  Speaker 1: we're talking eighty five, ninety and ninety five, greet weather Man.
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  Speaker 1: I got to stay high trated. I got to drink
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fluids. So you know, with me being
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  Speaker 1: the age that I am. I have to drink a
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  Speaker 1: lot of fluid and the tend to pass through once
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  Speaker 1: and once again. I said, I apologize. I understand all that,
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  Speaker 1: but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like
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  Speaker 1: that when I got a man this got on the
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  Speaker 1: side of my house and then man, I'm apologizing to
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  Speaker 1: you and you're coming off on me like that you
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  Speaker 1: do and on the side of my house in front
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  Speaker 1: of my wife not looking at young man. Now, if
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  Speaker 1: your wife shown me it was really she needs to
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  Speaker 1: see some type of because you never really ain't doing
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  Speaker 1: something you know that happen? Oh you think you're talking
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  Speaker 1: to you watching me anyway? Do my work? What is
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  Speaker 1: she hold up that she got to look at the
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  Speaker 1: old man? Look? Look, look, all I know is I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to know man at my house in the
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  Speaker 1: huse side of the house, back yard. Nothing. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Dog, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the only person and house you understand me. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't right the ship out there looking at me. Look
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  Speaker 1: your fun I'm a professional, Okay, I do my job
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  Speaker 1: and I take my job with pride. Okay, it's not
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  Speaker 1: being professional. There's something that I did that's that water
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  Speaker 1: running through me. Right, okay, but you don't. You don't
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  Speaker 1: at no other man's house. And you at my house
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  Speaker 1: and my wife sitting there looking at you. I have
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  Speaker 1: to wonder, now I got a problem with that or
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  Speaker 1: what you need to help? Come with your wife looking
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  Speaker 1: at me? And if that's what I did, you know
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  Speaker 1: what you need to be at home and getting something
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  Speaker 1: tell me what I need to do about my wife.
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  Speaker 1: You don't go to another man. Man, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to lose it all right now you're going
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna make You're gonna make me lose a quick.
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  Speaker 1: and people my wife looking out the window, and I
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  Speaker 1: isn't the real up fit with these accusations? All right? Now? Look,
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  Speaker 1: you had you had what it? Now you are? You
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  Speaker 1: do is at another man house and that's what you did.
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  Speaker 1: And you know it ain't called for now. You could
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  Speaker 1: have had that apologize, man, I had to go. I
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  Speaker 1: told you I drink a lot of fluids in this heat. Man,
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  Speaker 1: what else do you want me to do? I want
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  Speaker 1: you to keep your flui until you get to the
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  Speaker 1: need this my life, man, he said. Man, my boy
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  Speaker 1: be out there fixing a conditions that he doesn't think.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate men. I got one more question to ask you, man,
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  Speaker 1: There you go, shot, all right, you're listening to the
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Millennials are going broke. I think
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: we all have millennials. Yeah I don't have. Yeah you
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: have a genny, Yeah you have one of those, Carlin.
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  Speaker 1: We all have millennials here. They say they're going broke
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  Speaker 1: because of social media, though, according to research by Alian's Life,
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  Speaker 1: percent of millennials that's compared to eight percent of Gen
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: xers and seven percent of Baby boomers say they've spent
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  Speaker 1: money they didn't have because of something they saw on
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  Speaker 1: social media. Yeah, yeah, with our money, right, not keeping
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  Speaker 1: away with right Facebook. But we have jobs, we can
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  Speaker 1: buy it our kids. Uh all right. It seems lots
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: of millennials feel pressured to keep up appearances, with nearly
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  Speaker 1: fifty percent saying they're influenced by their friends posts of
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  Speaker 1: lavish vacations and lifestyles. Now, according to the survey, social
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  Speaker 1: media has become the millennials financial Achilles heel, All right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you agree, not have that problems on a polar road.
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  Speaker 1: And if you saw it when you were cutting grass
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  Speaker 1: and collecting bottels and all that stuff to get money,
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  Speaker 1: it was a whole different story. It was a hustle, yeah,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: or you got allowances. I think it's more reactionary spending
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: available to young people now, compulsive spending. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think they could just press a button and it's done. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it wasn't though we had to get up,
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  Speaker 1: go to the store find it all. Like it. You
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  Speaker 1: can just do compulse it buying and you can press
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  Speaker 1: a button and press a button. I got that, or
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  Speaker 1: I got that, and I got that and next thing,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: you know, no, you don't have that. And I think
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: that's a big cause of it right there, the accessibility
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: of everything, and it's so easy to do, and we
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: didn't give him a credit card to do it. That's
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the problem because the parents, you guys live a better
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  Speaker 1: lifestyle than how our parents did, so you're able to
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  Speaker 1: give your kids. Yeah, you know, I mean you gotta
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: give him a debit card because that's everything set up
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  Speaker 1: on that, you know what I mean. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: Tom carrying the cash, so you give him a debit card.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: But you've got to teach them and that's the struggle. Uh,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: my boys are better at it. What Morgan is really
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  Speaker 1: good with money? Put Morgan and her husband are very
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: very self sufficient. Carling and her husband are very self sufficient.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Brand is out, she's self efficient. My oldest son, I
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: don't have to concern myself with him. Lauran went and
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: damn well, the two that's always had it good. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: them two right there, ain't handle They ain't handled dog.
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  Speaker 1: Are you still in the given situation of their lives?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Meaning if they don't have it? I am out? Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My daughters, Yeah, I mean, you know, if they come
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  Speaker 1: to me with a situation, I'm gonna help before I
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  Speaker 1: have to let them have to go to some man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'll help him before they have to go
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  Speaker 1: to some man, because then I know that comes with
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: some stipulation. One of my daughters just text me today.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they make me sick, don't the way they text?
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  Speaker 1: Hey dad? You know what? But put Yeah, it's really
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: not a lot behind the big and that they do
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  Speaker 1: because it's so short. It's not But I don't but
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  Speaker 1: don't text me hey dad, question mark. I'm busy, but
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  Speaker 1: they text like they talk hey dad, and then they
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  Speaker 1: wait on you to go hey girl, and then they
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  Speaker 1: go what you're doing? And then it took me forever
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  Speaker 1: to find out what w y D was. So I said,
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  Speaker 1: walking down, I love it. I love our millennials. And
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  Speaker 1: then they're gonna go back and forth like that, and
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of time. So I ignored
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: the hey dad text, what do you want? You know,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't have time to take back go hey you,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing today? How you that w y D?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got time for that. I wish they had
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  Speaker 1: what we had, just the J C. Painted cat. You
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  Speaker 1: better get busy, my daughter said, what could that do
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  Speaker 1: to get you? Call somebody else? All right, listen, we
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  Speaker 1: and Trip. Good morning everybody. This is and Trip with
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  Speaker 1: dealing with a serious summer heatwave right now. Folks dealing
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: with scorching temperatures across the south, Midwest and the East coast.
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  Speaker 1: the front cover that Minneapolis was like Saudi Arabia with
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  Speaker 1: and several other children and adults for absolutely no reasons
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  Speaker 1: charged with first degree murder. The children ranged in Asia
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  Speaker 1: from three to twelve, and police say the victims are
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  Speaker 1: members of refugee families from Syria, Iraq, and Ethiopia. A
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  Speaker 1: man in Cleveland has been arrested by federal agents for
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  Speaker 1: that Demetrius and Nathaniel Pitts told an uncover agent that
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  Speaker 1: who's an American citizen, now charged with attempted support of
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  Speaker 1: a terrorist organization. The Feds say that Pitts initially came
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  Speaker 1: join Al Qaeda. Pits faces a maximum for twenty years
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  Speaker 1: in prison if he has found guilty. Looks like President
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  Speaker 1: Trump is sticking to his promise to announce his pick
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  Speaker 1: The interviewed and met with four potential justices of our
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  Speaker 1: new predatory sexual assault charge in Manhattan involving a third woman.
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  Speaker 1: Weinstein already pleased they're not guilty to similar charges involving
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  Speaker 1: been laid to rest and in the same southern California
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  Speaker 1: Joe Jackson died last Wednesday in Las Vegas. Joe Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it is time, guys, for comedy roulette.
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  Speaker 1: Here are today's categories. You probably pretty much know the rules,
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  Speaker 1: right Jake, explain it quickly? You want to run it down? Man,
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  Speaker 1: are bad. Rolling wheel and do the last where it starts. Oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: loves that's that's your nerves are bad. Yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 1: we're doing. We're gonna see now we're gonna find out
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  Speaker 1: who really funny. Go ahead, Jake. Man, when you say
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  Speaker 1: hello to somebody and they go hello, what do you
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  Speaker 1: mean by hello? Hello? What man's got to be hello
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  Speaker 1: in the morning? Why can't it be in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of people speaking to me here in the
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  Speaker 1: Every time I look around, somebody, good morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's so damn good about it? Come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: outside your office, gonna know you're gonna ask him? No,
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  Speaker 1: you ask no, You're going to ask you go ask him.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna ask him. You ask him who we're
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  Speaker 1: playing comedy rolet itself a man, your nerves are bad.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you. You know your nerves bad when you're
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  Speaker 1: sitting there shaking, smoking a cigarette. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're going through, but your nerves is bad. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what the evidence is, but yours is shaking. Let
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  Speaker 1: the menu today? PSC? What was this? Don't want to
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  Speaker 1: a PC p SC sir, P s C. I will
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  Speaker 1: a couple of minutes, and I'll have you on your way.
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  Speaker 1: be you right right, my understanding, Well you for my understanding.
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  Speaker 1: the seven fifth things. Like I said, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: procedure only takes about two three minutes, and and we
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  Speaker 1: said about every about my information, you know, when I
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  Speaker 1: leave home and everything. Who is this, like I said,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: my name is Greg, I'm a I'm a PSC and
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  Speaker 1: I'll be there. Okay, you'll you'll see me tomorrow. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to give you a friend a call
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  Speaker 1: here on Sunday and let you know that I'll be there.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be there by seven fifteen and we'll get you
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  Speaker 1: taken care of and then I'll let you get on
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: the way to work. You still ain't telling me what
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I was supposed to What you're supposed to be doing, sir,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: A p SC is PSC. I'm a prostate checker, and
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: what I'll be doing is coming in and checking your
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  Speaker 1: prostate tomorrow. Oh hell, now, you ain't coming here and
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  Speaker 1: check my prist stay. I gave my prodctate check. But
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  Speaker 1: my doctor, who was you talking about? Come to check
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  Speaker 1: my prist stay not at my house. Main't come and
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: check my And you know what, I get this all
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: the time. I get a lot of people that that
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: are in denial, a lot of men that that that
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: claimed that they fine. I heard my pricetate check just
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: at the beginning of this year. Man, you don't need
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: to come to my checking my PRIs state. So a
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: lot of people, a lot of men are in denial
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: saying that they got it checked and they got it.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: A lot of times we find out they haven't. And
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: and and there has to be a reason if I
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: got you on my list and it's paid. Somebody has
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: paid a hundred and twenty five dollars for me to
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: come out there and check it. Well, you should be
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: happy you paid the five dollars just to let's job
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: you have to do then, because you're not coming check
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: my prost state, sir, I'm gonna check it now. I'm
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: gonna be back there tomorrow and I'm seventh. I'm putting
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: my rubber glove ball with a little bit of jail
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: on it, and I am going to check the proper
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: state and then I'll let you get on the work. Well,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what that rubber glove ain't gonna know
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: where near me home. But I tell you what you've
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: ed over my eyes if you want to, it ain't
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be nice with
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: you in your rubber glove. When I'm done with you,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: don't be coming about my high time by checking my
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: price state. Sir, sir, do you realize that this is
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: the leading calls the black men? Do you realize I
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: understand that black men three out of five black men
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: and a lost every year, So you ought to be
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: very grateful that someone that's sending me by there to
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: check it and make sure you're okay. I'm grateful that
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I can pay for a doctor that I go to
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: every every once a year. Man, you don't want have
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: to turn to my hot time by sticking on rubber glove.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: But me, man, it's fun with you, sir. So I'm
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: not gonna sit here and go back and forth with you.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: My job is to give you a friendly call and
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: let you know that I'm coming, all right, not tomorrow more. Listen,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear anymore. Tomorrow morning, I'm there
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: seven fifteen, and you're gonna get your prostate check whether
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you like it or not. Where you buy, don't buy here,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: then I shall be here. You buy her back? Thank
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: you bad enough to come over here and check my prostate.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: You buy it, I'm gonna check it. So you just
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: be ready at seven fifteen that you're gonna get your
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: prostate checking the case. Cool. You come on over if
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: you want. You You know my address and all my
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: AA time I go to work and everything. You you
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: buy your back, don't know me if you want to,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I don't care. If I gotta come over there, sir
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: and hold you down and check your prostate. I'm coming
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: to check your prostate at seven fifteen tomorrow morning. I'll
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: tell you where you bring your mat over him. You
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: do you think you know who I am? Would I
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: need over here? You come on over here, and you
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: do what you gotta do. You're gonna be checking something
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: else beside of me. You're gonna be checking you on
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: you buy it. I don't know over if you want
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: to ship, I don't get your pot of hell. Be
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: coming to my house to that baby you have. Somebody's
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: talking about I need it prostate check or something. Somebody
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: on the phone, somebody need a post something. You bring
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: your Yeah, I'll tell you whether I'll be here when
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you get here. You braying will be tomorrow. See in
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: the mor you won't walk you over here. You might
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: be wheeled away from this if you want to. I'm
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: gonna have my glove on the morrow, and I'm gonna
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: be checking your proper stays. Tell you in the morning
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: who you want to tell about checking the price stay.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be checking on price stay because I'm tell
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you where I got something. You come over here. You've
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: been your bad You think you're bad enough to come
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: off and check some I'm over here. You come on
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: with it. I got one more thing I need to
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: say to you all. You're listening, But what there you
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: got to say to me? Now you told me it's
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: not what just you got to tell me? Not? Are
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: you listening to me? Just baby going over here. You're
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be here and I'm gonna be over there. But
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say. Are
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: you listening what you got to say to me? Man?
• 48:48
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• 48:52
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• 48:59
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• 49:03
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• 49:06
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• 49:25
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• 49:27
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• 49:30
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• 49:36
  Speaker 1: me man. I'm gonna get him back. Boy. I can't
• 49:38
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• 49:41
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• 49:43
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• 49:45
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• 49:50
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• 49:53
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• 50:05
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• 50:08
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• 50:13
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• 50:36
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  Speaker 1: It is to Strawberry letter. Alright. Subject. My husband lives
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: with my brother. Dear Stephen Shirley. I have been married
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: for five years, but my husband moved out three years
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: ago and moved in with my brother after he got
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: into a big argument with my son. My son really
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: didn't know my husband that well when we got married,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: and he thought that my husband was using me, so
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: he didn't like him. My husband tried to come back
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: home twice, and my husband and my son disrespected him
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: both times, so he said he would never come back.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Despite our living situation, my husband and I still do
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: everything together. We make love all the time we um,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: but we have to go to hotels. My husband says
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: that he loves me very much and I love him
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: as well, But years later, he still refuses to move
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: back in. So I moved closer to my brother's house
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: to make it more convenient for us to see each other.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: He and my son are doing a little better now.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: When they see each other, they speak and shake hands,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: but that's it. One of my husband's female friends told
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: me that he talked about coming home soon. She knows
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: him very well, so I got excited, But he said
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: that another one of his female friends told him if
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: he moves back home, she will never talk to him again.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: So he says, to avoid conflict, they'll just stay where
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: he is. I pray daily that he will change his mind.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: What can I do to get my husband back home
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: where he belongs. Stephen Shirley, please help. You've got to
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: be kidding me, right, You've got to be kidding me, Tommy?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Are you are you pranking us right now? I mean,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: this is your husban have been, your house, your son.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: No one has any control over what's going on in
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: your marriage, but your son, who shouldn't even be at
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: your house because if he's young or old enough or
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: grown enough to um to disrespect your your husband and
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: fight him, then he should probably be on his own
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: and out of your house. Now your husband, on the
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: other hand, uh, something is going on with him and
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: his so called female friends because he's taking to what
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: they're saying and uh not listening to you, his wife.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: He'll just stay where he is because one of his
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: female friends will never talk to him again. Okay, so
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: what this is really crazy? So to avoid conflict, he'll
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: just stay where he is. Yeah, he likes staying with
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: your brother because he can come and go and do
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: whatever he wants to do and then have you, his
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: wife on the side, convenient whenever he wants you. It's
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: a perfect situation for him. You, as his wife, needs
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: to um set some boundaries, some rules. You either he
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: either comes back or it's over. Why are you making
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: it so easy for him? Why are you allowing him
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: to do all these things? It's his son, and it's
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: your son, and it's him. This is your life. What
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do? You need to talk to both
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: of them, Steve, this is crazy. Yeah, this letter right here.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I agree with most of what you say and Shirley.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: But let me say this first of all. The whole
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: problem in his letter, the damn boy hell he in charge?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Who stayed well when he ain't paying for nothing. Now,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: unless your son is real big and your husband is little,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: ain't no boy running me out no house unless I
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: took it as an opportunity to get out, which could
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: be the case. As you said, your husband moved out
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: three years ago, moved in with your brother. Now he
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: got the big argument with your son. Yeah, you know
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: your son didn't know your husband that way women got man.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: He thought my husband was using me, so he didn't
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: like him. How old is this boy? That would help
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: if I knew that my husband tried to come back
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: home twice, my son disrespected him both times. See me
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: and this sun, we're gonna work this out, because what
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: you're gonna stop doing, a little boy, is the disrespected
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: me thing. That's what that's first thing, all right. So
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: he your husband said he would never ever come back.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: He said he would never ever come back. So here's
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: here's what the deal is. Your husband says he loves
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: you very much and you love of him as well.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: But years later he still refuses to move back in
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: so I moved closer to my brother's house. Oh that's
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: the solution. You don't move in your brother's house. You
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: just moved closer to his house. That's smart. That's a
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: marriage to make it more convenient for us to see
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: each other. Now here, my son, they're doing a little
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: bit better. When they see each other. They speak in
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: shake hand. Okay, that's the start. But here's the problem though.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: When you do see him, you go to hotel. So
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: what the hell did you move closer to him for?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: And y'all still going to the hotel? Why is your
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: son running your life? My next point of contention, your
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: collars shug a lot of female friends WHOA and they
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: got pulled too. His female friends got more poor than you,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: and you the wife I have to share something with.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Your husband is a bachelor. Seriously, your husband is a
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: bachelor should be the title of this left. My husband
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: is a bachelor because he lived by his self with
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: your brother, who I bet you ain't married. And he
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: can come and go like he pleads. And he got
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: female friends. One of him has told him if he
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: she go back, if he go back to you, she
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: won't talk to him no more. So you know, what
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: he decided. Oh, she's not gonna talk to me no more.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I gotta stay in this brother's house. Now, when we
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: come back, I'm gonna share another fact with you that
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: no one has thrown out in this letter. Please, ma'am,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: be sitting down. I'll be right back. We're some more
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: unveiling of the letter. Alright, you hurt, Steve. Well, we'll
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: have part two of his response coming up at twenty
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: three after the hour. You're listening, Steve, Come on, Steve,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: let's get your response to part two of the Strawberry Letters. Marriage.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: This man. This man don't get along with her son.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Her son is in charge of her life, in the
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: house and everything. The man leaves every time you try
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: to come back. Twice the board disrespect him. He leave
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: again because the boyd think he uses So he moves
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: in with your brother. You try to keep the relationship together.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: You move closer to your brother. But he got female
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: friends telling him not to go back. He says he's
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: coming back, but it's been years now he still ain't back,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: and one of his girlfriend told him, if you go back,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I'll never speak to you again. So the whole down confusion.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: He said he's gonna stay away. M hm, his your
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: his female friends have more pool than his wife. The
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: new name of this letter I've re entitled it is
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: your husband. It's a bad Okay. Now here's something we
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: haven't explored in this letter. I need your undivided attention. Please,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I need everybody to take a seat your husband. It's
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: seeing your brother. God, anybody thought of this right here?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Your husband and your brother. Could they be seeing? I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: want him know. I don't know this, but he showed
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: like staying with your brother more than he likes staying
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: with you. Didn't we have a strawberry letter like this once.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I just wanted to throw that
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: out there and put that in the mix. People think
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: we make those letters up. In the words of Bill Withers,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: who is he and what is he to you? My
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: friends feel is they're appointed duty. They keep trying to
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: tell me that I ought to not let you just
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: walk on me. My brother. He set me right down
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: and he talked to me, and I'm sure he meant, well, yeah,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: But when I talk was through, I said, brother, if
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: you only knew, you'd wish it, you in my shoes. Oh,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: you just keep on using me until you use me
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: up now here at your brother's house, getting used up
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: for real. Something is a miss in this Latin and
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I think is your hood. Alright, See, we gotta go.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: You know that email as your Instagram. That's your thoughts
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: on this strawberry letter from today at my girl Shirley
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: switching gears. Now all right, Carlos Steve, you guys are
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: dog owners dog lovers. Yes, there's a recent outbreak on
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: the dog flu. Okay, I didn't even know there was
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: such a thing. Uh. Puppies across the United States have
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: literally been getting sick as a dog. I mean literally
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: getting sick as a dog due to K nine flu. Uh.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: This this past year, more than a hundred dogs have
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: tested positive for the virus, including seventy two in California alone.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: You lick you Okay, you're buying the kids your rid.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: They don't have it t T. You're laying in the yourself.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: That's how they greed each I don't go to college,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: that with a trade school. But if you have a
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: habit of constantly licking, you'll sl How do you have
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: to stand like I got your mouth all around somebody
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: else's tail tail and you'll smell somebody Else's what you're
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: bound the kids, that's their thing. That's what animals do. Well,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: if they got something, you're gonna get it right away.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Stay current tact points you close. There are cases in
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Georgia and the southeast parts of the country to uh. Yeah,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: but but here's some good news. So I do have
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: good news for the dog lovers out there. The dogs
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: can get vaccinated. Okay, yeah, they can't like humans. Yeah
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: they can. They can take your ye. Dogs with the
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: flu have the same symptoms as humans, coughing, sneezing, running nose,
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  Speaker 1: and eyes. They have the same symptoms. Yeah, and they
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  Speaker 1: can spread the flu to other dogs or cats by barking,
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  Speaker 1: but they can't split. This is in case you're wondering,
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  Speaker 1: they cannot spread it to humans. To be out of here,
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  Speaker 1: so flash, just take care of your pressure. Do you
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  Speaker 1: want to go? Do you want to go? And do
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  Speaker 1: you want to guess what you ain't going? If that's
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  Speaker 1: the dog, you're a dirty blood. This black dude right
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  Speaker 1: here watching here, he's gonna start. I'm gonna range my
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  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna be hard as I can't right in
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  Speaker 1: his mouth while he up gets Kate, I mean you
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  Speaker 1: want in your mouth? I know you do. And now
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  Speaker 1: you want to go what's your next school? Parrets? Good,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going? What's be because you have the flu? No,
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  Speaker 1: ugly Jack, poor dog? So mean, don't we get anything? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can take him to the vet and get some fancy.
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  Speaker 1: You gonna take her to the bed. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: my baby to get sick. You're gonna take your dog
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  Speaker 1: to the vet to do what for prefstion, to get
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  Speaker 1: evascination or for her to get checked out? To make
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  Speaker 1: sure they have a vascination? Yeah, I just said that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they can be descinated. Yeah, you should do the same.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Today it's crazy comedy segment. In about ten
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  Speaker 1: minutes at forty one after the hour, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve Jay is here with
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: things that have a cut off age. Jay explain, well, well,
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  Speaker 1: well Steve actually has. It's just things Shelly and everybody.
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  Speaker 1: There's a cut off age to everything everything you do.
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  Speaker 1: Some people some people just ignore it and just keep
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  Speaker 1: doing it. But fronted up like this should have a
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  Speaker 1: cut off point. The name name. We're wring me to
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  Speaker 1: look out there and see you doing the name name,
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  Speaker 1: the whip or the name name and you fought it
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  Speaker 1: really thirty five? Thirty three, yeah, thirty three you add
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  Speaker 1: stuff doing the whip and the name. Here's what you
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  Speaker 1: can't do. If you over thirty five, you cannot go
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  Speaker 1: see the me goes to four so you can listen
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  Speaker 1: to him. You can't, but you gotta take your keys
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  Speaker 1: with you. Just went way too old, way too old.
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  Speaker 1: People sitting next to mom. Here's something that has a
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  Speaker 1: cut off age. And we don't have to cut off age,
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  Speaker 1: but just listen to this. You cannot wear crop tops
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  Speaker 1: if you have a muff been top man or woman
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  Speaker 1: ship that's cut out too short. Like you exec elliot,
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  Speaker 1: you're well, you're not. That's a good like it. Just
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of muff you can't do it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't mind a little muffing on the woman, but on
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  Speaker 1: the name. Man. Dude, dude, if you're over, you got
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  Speaker 1: to stop using the word lit. You're over twenty five, yes, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: you got to stop using the word little day stetic
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  Speaker 1: if you aver fifty five. If you're still using the
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  Speaker 1: word coprosthetics, that's cop asthetic, man, man, that's cop asthetic.
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  Speaker 1: You can come on out, Come on. If you're four
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  Speaker 1: years old and you're in a stroller with your legs
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  Speaker 1: cross and you can pull yourself along in the stroller,
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  Speaker 1: the ass needs to be walking. You got something for
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  Speaker 1: the babies, Here is one. If you're over eighty with
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: a walker and it's gotta come, hold a fanny pack
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  Speaker 1: or play some hold of newspaper tennis ball for a grip.
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  Speaker 1: Damn it, you're gonna take something off just too much.
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  Speaker 1: If you over and people are still considering you ratchet,
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  Speaker 1: You're not ratchet. You're actually stupid. A man over farty
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  Speaker 1: with two change and his name is not to change
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  Speaker 1: on the outside. You are empty and still wearing any
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  Speaker 1: form of nugget jewel nuggets? What about the set? You
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: a nugget set? His one, Monica Sherley. If you're over fortified,
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  Speaker 1: each finger nail can't be a different compa. They've been
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  Speaker 1: doing it the polished whatever. You all don't know. We
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  Speaker 1: might not know, we know that. Let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: this though, don who's in charge of all of our
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  Speaker 1: social media are digital programming and all of that. When
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  Speaker 1: you mentioned nuggets, she looked over like, oh she could
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  Speaker 1: think of was like chicken McNuggets. What you were talking about? Yeah, nugget.
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  Speaker 1: Watch she's like nuggets, Yeah, nuggets are still she thought
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  Speaker 1: you were talking about it, McDonald nugget the nuggets set.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see which one was my favorite. It was
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  Speaker 1: between Amigo's party and Muffin top Crop. Yeah, I like
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  Speaker 1: four years old, still in the stroller. Yeah, you got
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  Speaker 1: your leg crossed in my head. You don't get the
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  Speaker 1: it's so Steve, I got a question. So I can't say,
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  Speaker 1: let what's the cut off age? Cut off ages? The
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  Speaker 1: thirty five over thirty five? You know what? You can't
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  Speaker 1: say Jane Trump. You can't say Trump remember Trump? Remember?
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  Speaker 1: Or that's up there with Turkey. Yeah, we couldn't say
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  Speaker 1: monk with I couldn't say what monk with? Don't be
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  Speaker 1: monking with me and don't mean around. You can't say
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  Speaker 1: that I'm going to see the mega see me, don't
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  Speaker 1: see me? Junior to me? Take something, Junior? What am
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  Speaker 1: I doing watching? What is that? Do? You're sitting in
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  Speaker 1: there looking over your glasses, old lady watching the me
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  Speaker 1: over going there? Ain't don't don't go down to embarrass yourself,
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  Speaker 1: do that? Y'all ever seen your monica look over glass
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  Speaker 1: lady was looking at the met But but but with
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  Speaker 1: a foam dress on and some pumps with the ankles. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but with a low kitty kitty he alo. You cannot
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  Speaker 1: go see to me. We got cut off age. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything they have definitely coming up more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show at seven after the hour. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: This segment is called none of your darned business? Kay,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: please explain? Okay, it's very easy. You need to stay
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  Speaker 1: out other people's business. You see something going on that
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: don't bother you, that don't concern you. For instance, you
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: see somebody steal somebody's order at starbuck daniell just take
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  Speaker 1: it right on the end, you know what, And they
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  Speaker 1: take it then you're damn budes your name anywhere they
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  Speaker 1: put your name on away? Yeah, you don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that person going through it left him head that call.
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  Speaker 1: They got some mold back there. It's fourteen dollars a cup. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: let him at that name is on the cop and
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  Speaker 1: don't change inside the cup. And it ain't but an
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: eight cent loss. To stop, write it off, write it off?
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  Speaker 1: Want to tell you what you know if it's the
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  Speaker 1: fifteen h and you go to your mailbox, uh, and
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  Speaker 1: you see somebody else opening somebody else's checks, that none
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  Speaker 1: of your damn bites I ain't got, you know what
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  Speaker 1: the fifteen You know the check coming ain't totly gonna
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  Speaker 1: take the money they did ye when you get Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you you at the mall, uh huh. You see your
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  Speaker 1: best friend's wife uh huh switch cars to get out
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  Speaker 1: of her car and get in another car and they drive.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't none of my damn That ain't ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: do with me. You know, she might be test driving.
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  Speaker 1: I don't driving. That ain't jill business. Other people didn't
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  Speaker 1: happened to me before. If I'm standing in line at
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: the bank, uh huh, and I go up there and
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  Speaker 1: I and I'll give her a withdrawal slip and she
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  Speaker 1: give me too much money, right, that is none of
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  Speaker 1: my damn bid Count your blessings and go home. Excuse me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get into a whole lot now you that
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  Speaker 1: extra time walk away, and that ain't your bill. I
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  Speaker 1: hate to say that stealing. Okay, No, that's not stealing.
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  Speaker 1: You gave it to him money was given to him.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not your money. I didn't slide her a note.
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  Speaker 1: I slid her withdrawal. All that's legal. Now, how much
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: you put in now, that's none of my biss Now
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: if it's not enough, it's my bills. Too much, nobody,
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  Speaker 1: I just I won't spend it for your fine. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you at work and you know one of your co
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  Speaker 1: workers arms is oning smoking. Tellin't your business? Just don't
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  Speaker 1: sit And that's dumb. I take that point your friend
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  Speaker 1: towards the business. Why they're they're going through? Just like
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: that coffee dealer. You wouldn't say over the smell like
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  Speaker 1: hot gars. You wouldn't slode, come deodor over there. You
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. You wouldn't anything. When you were in
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  Speaker 1: the parking lot and you see somebody back in do
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  Speaker 1: enough and I'm talking about heating good. But then they
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: look up and see you and they driven right down. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't get there like that way. You forgot to
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: me information that ain't they ain't not you at your
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  Speaker 1: ass gonna be in the witness protection program called the police.
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  Speaker 1: What you came for? I'm at I'm at the dinner table.
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  Speaker 1: But the dinner table next to me, got about eight
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  Speaker 1: people that having dinner. They didn't order wine and everything.
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  Speaker 1: I know the waiter from the rack of a big
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  Speaker 1: till they leave two hundred dollars on the table for
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  Speaker 1: the waiter. The bus board come by and slide the
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  Speaker 1: two hundred in his pocket. Look at me, and I
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  Speaker 1: just threw both my hands up. That ain't none of
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  Speaker 1: my damn bend. That ain't none of my damn that't
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  Speaker 1: But but you know he didn't got tired. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: ain't moved up to wait to wait again. He tied.
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  Speaker 1: He's been busting them tables. Man, seeing all that money
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: on that table, Yeah, he's tired of it. You had
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: a football game. You in the middle of the row.
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  Speaker 1: Hide dogs, hell hot dogs? Hell huh? A man six
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  Speaker 1: people down order the hot dog. The hot dog get past.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get to the man, somebody else eat it.
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  Speaker 1: Two people spit into it. You know it's going down
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: that he's already been into it. Hot dog man. Gotta
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  Speaker 1: make him no got one. You have seven right, you're
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: in the back where they have the drinks, sodas. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you see somebody get a drink drinking, Get a drink drinking,
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  Speaker 1: Get another drink, drink, and they go up to the
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  Speaker 1: counter with a full cup, say I had one, Solda,
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  Speaker 1: how does that concern you? He down three in the back,
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  Speaker 1: out of all over all, three of you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to tell the guy at the cash register. You're not
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: gonna say any Alright, guys, you number three in line
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: at the A t M machine. One guy lead, a
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: second guy step up. It says on the screen, would
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  Speaker 1: you like another transaction? Which means the last guy did
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: not clear out. You know what I'm saying. He didn't
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: finish his transaction. So this man go back in this
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: man bank account and get to three. And I'm watching it.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: But that ain't not of my damn bold with stuff
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: that ain't your business, we'll get you hurt. Coming up,
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  Speaker 1: this Tuesday at seven a m. Six a m. Central.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. A new study
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: out of the University of Queensland Guys, Queensland, Australia, determined
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: that being in a relationship makes people fatter. Okay. The
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: study found that those were the long term partner weighed
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: on average twelve point seven pounds more than single people
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: what what, and showed an average weight gain of three
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: point nine pounds per year. And it could be that
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: eating with someone leads people to eat larger portions and
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: more calories. Or it could be that since they don't have,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: you know, they don't have to impress anyone. Uh, couples
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: just kind of let themselves go. Yeah, what's it. It's
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: when you out there running them. It's actually reduces calories. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when you out there, listen to what when you out
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: there running them, you're running them, that's exercise, that's work.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: You gotta get over here, back in here, answer that
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  Speaker 1: phone right quickly, dabble and knocking off the table. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta run down here, dry your car, haide it into
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  Speaker 1: bushes around the corner, walk back over to the house.
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  Speaker 1: Your weight gonna stay down. Excuse me the table, Yeah,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: the dove over a table to answer that phone. Oh
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  Speaker 1: us to get this fune. No, you can't be picker.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be You know you're constantly looking at the
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  Speaker 1: windows and who might show up. You don't know, you
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: may plan you you're nervous and you ain't hard to
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  Speaker 1: have come. Yeah, you know you can't have company over.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: You don't know we're gonna come over. Yeah. He stressful
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  Speaker 1: and you lie. You can't eat on the tail because
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  Speaker 1: you gotta cap your mouth for that. And I got
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: nine to tell. I can't be sitting up in here
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: eating and you gotta remember that you can't. You can't eat.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: You gotta go over there and eat for that person.
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  Speaker 1: Run over that man. You can't lie and eat at
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  Speaker 1: the same time. It's too much. That's why single people
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: are tremble. It's just it's possible that you can't lie
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: any out of you can do let's do it. All
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: this stuff that you're running from, I run to it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't, don't don't accept this that you can't take
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: the challenge. Man, you know what you're doing. Take your
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: take your phone at night, put it in your draws,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: and you know what do you go back to the
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: house and get your phone? Oh yeah, over eight cars
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: trying to get there. So wait, what are you saying?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: So you're on your way to work. Yeah, you half
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: way to work. You discover you left your phone. You
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  Speaker 1: get that phone. I'm gonna be late. You gotta get
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  Speaker 1: that phone. I might get fine. And whoever you work
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  Speaker 1: for will understand. White. Hold on, let's ask. Let's ask
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  Speaker 1: the boss. Is this true? Boss? Oh? We don't. We
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. We don't understand what we know what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: You have left your phone? Saying again what Stave have
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: left your phone? Everything? Oh you should have here, act
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  Speaker 1: like you go back home. That all heil were don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: Steve was just as calm. Everybody worried about Tom. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, we haven't heard from Tim. Y'all stop all
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: this Daves. Something could have happened to him. I'm gonna
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: call his girlfriend. Don't do that. They happened recently with Jay. Yeah,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: never called anybody's girls coming up. It's more of the
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. At thirty three after the hour
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, We're in
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: the middle of this segment called I'm Becoming my parents,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: and Jay and Steve Harvey are are letting us know
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: that they're saying things to their same thing. We haven't
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: come up with nothing new. You got one, You got one.
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  Speaker 1: Scratch on that wall. Scratch you betta say it? That
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  Speaker 1: mean now, scratch on that wall. It's gonna be scratch Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: wratch on that wall. That means you really want to
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  Speaker 1: scratch on your behind you that wall? How about I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it could be done, but I damn
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  Speaker 1: never got beat to what I thought it was gonna
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  Speaker 1: come out. I will beat all all the black. You
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: said that, I will be like all the black. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know you could go that. You're
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: standing in that refrigerator. Don't like the box, So what's
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  Speaker 1: what's the time living on that? No, you gotta get
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: in and get out. I like it. Somebody needs to
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  Speaker 1: tell me while all these lights is on. I need
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: to know that that's me, that's my husband. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: need to know. Wow, all these lights is on. Yeah,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: we're becoming parents. I'm tired called Julia. Yeah okay. This
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  Speaker 1: this is dedicated to Calin. This is Pat Boltoner's love mama.
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  Speaker 1: Huh if you can hum me, you can hear me
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  Speaker 1: about to make me crack? You can you can hear me. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is what mama was a heavy, little heavy, heavy
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  Speaker 1: on the stock aside. So this is her pattern. Don't
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  Speaker 1: make me run after you, and she couldn't run anyway,
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  Speaker 1: but don't make me run after you. You know you
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  Speaker 1: didn't want that. Let me gonna walk back and take
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  Speaker 1: this because it ain't gonna be nice. This one is
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: dedicated to Shirley's mama, Miss Helen, sit down. Everyone has
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  Speaker 1: seen you do too. You did everybody a little show
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  Speaker 1: that you get out of this room looking in my
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  Speaker 1: mouth when I talk, because it ain't nobody talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is ground folk talking up. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: we are becoming looking down my throat while talking. What
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  Speaker 1: you got, Steve, keep on keep on acting cute. See
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  Speaker 1: how cute your daddy? Thank you is what you get
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  Speaker 1: from work. Whoa slick, get in here, we slick, don't
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  Speaker 1: cut out? All is cute? Okay, your mama said, and
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  Speaker 1: your daddy hit home? All right? Coming up Steve's closing
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  Speaker 1: remarks at fort nine after the hour. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. Give your closing remarks, are back what
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  Speaker 1: you got for us today? You know what, I just
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  Speaker 1: want to remind people because it's it's a tough thing
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  Speaker 1: to cut people out your life. It's a tough decision
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  Speaker 1: for people to make because the average person, uh you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's a positive nature. They like positive things around them,
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  Speaker 1: positive energy, and it's difficult. We you as a positive
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  Speaker 1: or decent or caring person, has to be faced with
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  Speaker 1: the decision to cut somebody out your life. And I've
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  Speaker 1: had to do it many times, and I'm faced with
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  Speaker 1: the decision again even this stage of my life. That
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  Speaker 1: are people who I really should not have around me now.
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  Speaker 1: Because I have a sense of guilt, I continue to
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  Speaker 1: keep them. You know, I come up with excuses for them.
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  Speaker 1: You know what they're gonna do. You know, if they're
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  Speaker 1: not here, what would they do if if if I
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  Speaker 1: remove them, what happens to them? Well, I mean that's
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  Speaker 1: because you're caring person. But can I tell you how
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  Speaker 1: much that ain't your business. M It's really really not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not your business, nor should you make it yours,
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  Speaker 1: because what will happen is if you guilt yourself into
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  Speaker 1: holding on to this person, you will continue to possess
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  Speaker 1: that nagging, gnawing feeling that you have every time you
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  Speaker 1: around them because they actually bring no real value to you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they bring you a lot of promises. Oh, they
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  Speaker 1: bring you a lot of Oh man, this is man,
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  Speaker 1: I got something big I'm working on. Oh you hear
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  Speaker 1: that all the time? Or I should appreciate you. Lord,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where I be without you. You've been.
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  Speaker 1: You've been such a blessing to me. You know you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it all kinds of ways, and that makes
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  Speaker 1: you feel even worse about the inevitable decision that you
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  Speaker 1: know you have to make. But let me help y'all
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  Speaker 1: understand something right here. People can be manipulative. People can
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  Speaker 1: be very very manipulative. And when a person know they're
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  Speaker 1: getting over on you, they say the things because they
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  Speaker 1: know you're a decent person, So they say that things
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  Speaker 1: to you to keep in the forefront of your mind,
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  Speaker 1: and how decent you are. God bless you. You've been
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  Speaker 1: a blessing to me. Lord, I don't know what I
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  Speaker 1: do without you. I thank God for people like you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: when do I get to thank God for you? When
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  Speaker 1: do you become such a blessing to me? When at
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  Speaker 1: the point in this relationship where every relationship should be
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  Speaker 1: give and take, When do I get to take something out?
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  Speaker 1: Because right now all I'm doing is given. I'm telling you, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I know how you're feeling about cutting these people out
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  Speaker 1: your life, but you have got to because if that
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  Speaker 1: as a person in your life, that's just on the
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  Speaker 1: receiving end of your friendship and give you nothing in return.
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  Speaker 1: They are on the receiving end of your paycheck and
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  Speaker 1: give you nothing in the return. They are receiving end
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  Speaker 1: of all your goodness and favors and give you no
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  Speaker 1: goodness and favors. You no longer have an obligation to
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  Speaker 1: that person. You really don't. And I remind you of
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  Speaker 1: something that Bishop Jake said, Sometimes you have to let
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  Speaker 1: people go so they can be freed up to their
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  Speaker 1: own destiny, see, because they keep tying their destiny to yours.
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  Speaker 1: But see God didn't give them your destiny. They got
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  Speaker 1: their own destiny. You know, unless you're with your wife
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  Speaker 1: and your children, their destinies ain't tied to yours. And
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  Speaker 1: once your children get a certain age, your destiny don't
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  Speaker 1: belong to them no more. They have to they, as
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  Speaker 1: Marjorie says, their wings work. You gotta let them get
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  Speaker 1: out there and get the flapping so they can fly.
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  Speaker 1: So as you make your list of people who bring
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  Speaker 1: you nothing but bad news, they have to go. When
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  Speaker 1: you make your list of people who every time they
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  Speaker 1: call you they just won't something, they have to go.
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  Speaker 1: They have to go because they're slowing you down. They
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  Speaker 1: dead wait, they're sitting on the wagon and they ain't pushing.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't getting out the wig wagon to remove no
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  Speaker 1: rocks and to brie out the way. They ain't trying
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  Speaker 1: to fill a pothole for you. They don't even repair
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  Speaker 1: wagon wheels. They just own your wagon, sitting there, legs
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  Speaker 1: up and just chilling you out on a rope, just pulling. You.
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  Speaker 1: Got to get rid of them people. The other people
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  Speaker 1: you have to get rid of is sometimey people. Because
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  Speaker 1: you know what's so hard about sometimeing people, Because you
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  Speaker 1: don't never know when their time gonna be because they sometimey.
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  Speaker 1: So sometimes they're cool and sometimes they ain't. And on
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  Speaker 1: the days when you need them be cool, that's what
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  Speaker 1: that's one of them, some days where they are. So
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  Speaker 1: now you got on these sometimey people in your life
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  Speaker 1: and you've been going, well, they're cool over here, but
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  Speaker 1: they ain't cool over there. If the people in your
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  Speaker 1: life ain't cool everywhere you take them and every time
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  Speaker 1: you talk to them, you got to get rid of
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  Speaker 1: them too. I'm sorry. Now that's gonna shorten your list,
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  Speaker 1: But what good is to listen if it ain't a
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  Speaker 1: good list? Stop just trying to have a list. It's
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  Speaker 1: like people in a bad relationship. So you're gonna stay
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  Speaker 1: in the bad relationship just so you can say you're
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  Speaker 1: in a relationship, or will you free yourself so that
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  Speaker 1: you can be freed up to your destiny to possibly
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  Speaker 1: be in a good relationship. But you're never getting a
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  Speaker 1: good relationship if you're gonna stay and sit in the
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  Speaker 1: bad relationship. What you has proven year after year after
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  Speaker 1: year to be of no substance and no just no
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  Speaker 1: goodness for you. It just does nothing for you. But
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna stay in it just so you can say
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  Speaker 1: you in a relationship. That's crazy, man, that's crazy. So
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  Speaker 1: y'all think about it. Those people that you gotta cut loose,
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  Speaker 1: You got a tough decision, but you have to do it.
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  Speaker 1: God to bless you for it too. And guess what,
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  Speaker 1: you have more, more free time, you have more money
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  Speaker 1: and everything when you let them go and you don't
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  Speaker 1: even have to deal with the aggravation to them anymore.
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  Speaker 1: That's an amazing thing. So it's my closing remarks. Just
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  Speaker 1: want to remind you all that have a great weekend.
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