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FULL SHOW: Lots Of Questions, Strawberry Letter: Leave My Man Out Your Rumors - 5.20.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at all
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  Speaker 2: at all.
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  Speaker 3: So don't given a.
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  Speaker 1: Black bus busy.
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  Speaker 2: Listening to me. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Joy, Yeah, Joy, you got you.
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  Speaker 4: Turn out.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 1: To turn the mouth the turn you probably got to
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  Speaker 1: turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Turn out, turn the money. Looking me, come come out.
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  Speaker 2: You'll think that I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 6: You are listening to the voice, come on, dig me
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  Speaker 6: now one and only see if Harvey got a radio
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  Speaker 6: show man.
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  Speaker 2: God is in the blessing business. I'm in the receiving line.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good feeling. I thank God for waking me
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  Speaker 2: up in the mornings, I really really do.
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  Speaker 6: I thank God for the spirit that he wakes me
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  Speaker 6: up with because I finally, but I finally figured it out.
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  Speaker 6: Such a blessing that shouldn't be taken for granted. The
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  Speaker 6: fact that you are up today, the fact that you
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  Speaker 6: just got off working, you driving home, the fact that
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  Speaker 6: you got a job to come home from, the fact
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  Speaker 6: that you got a job to wake up too. Whatever
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  Speaker 6: it is, the fact that you can see, think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason,
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  Speaker 6: whatever it is, it's a blessing Man. I was talking
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  Speaker 6: to a partner mine last night and an analogy came
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  Speaker 6: to me last night of what my life has been like,
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  Speaker 6: just going over my story with a friend of mine
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  Speaker 6: of all some of the things I had gone through,
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  Speaker 6: and he never knew it because he said, man, you
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  Speaker 6: never told me that we were just talking. One of
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  Speaker 6: the things I remember, and it's kind of equated to
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  Speaker 6: my life, was when I was a little boy and
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  Speaker 6: she go to the store with my mom and she
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  Speaker 6: would let me buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now, for those
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  Speaker 6: of you, a jigsaw puzzle comes in a box. There
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  Speaker 6: are no instructions. It just comes in a box and
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  Speaker 6: it's simple. You're gonna dump the pieces out in a
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  Speaker 6: pile and you're gonna try to put the pieces together
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  Speaker 6: until it.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like the picture that's on the cover of the box.
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  Speaker 2: That's as simple as it is. Here is the deal.
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  Speaker 6: I would select a jigsaw puzzle based on the picture
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  Speaker 6: that I liked and if I thought I could do it. Now,
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  Speaker 6: if the picture looked too crazy, if it looked too intricate,
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  Speaker 6: I didn't want that puzzle, you know. And the thing was,
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  Speaker 6: back in the day, you got a jigsaw puzzle. You
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  Speaker 6: had a hundred piece puzzles. Four hundred piece puzzles, man,
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  Speaker 6: then they say a thousand piece puzzle.
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  Speaker 2: You go oo.
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  Speaker 6: So those were a little difficult for me when I
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  Speaker 6: was a little boy, so I didn't want that.
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  Speaker 2: As I got a little bit older, I had more
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  Speaker 2: challenging puzzles, you know, four fifty five hundred piece puzzles.
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  Speaker 2: But I always picked a picture of something I liked.
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  Speaker 2: So it's very simple.
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  Speaker 6: You get the jigsaw puzzle, you get it home, you
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  Speaker 6: open it up, you dump it out on the table.
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  Speaker 6: You flip all the pieces over so you can see them,
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  Speaker 6: and then I would try to sort them based on
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  Speaker 6: the colors on the box. If it was like a
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  Speaker 6: black section, I'd take all the black pieces and slide
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  Speaker 6: them over there it was some flowers, I'd try to
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  Speaker 6: find all the pictures with little jigsaw pieces with the
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  Speaker 6: little floor, and I separate them and then I start
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  Speaker 6: putting it together. And the way I started was i'd
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  Speaker 6: try to build a border first, because I knew all
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  Speaker 6: the straight edges had to be side by side at
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  Speaker 6: one point.
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  Speaker 2: And it was funny, man, because it's related to my life.
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  Speaker 6: I would start putting the pieces together of the picture
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  Speaker 6: I saw that I liked, and that would be my picture.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of people didn't like jigsaw puzzles. As a
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  Speaker 6: matter of fact, none of the boys on the street
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  Speaker 6: liked jigsaw puzzles but me, because they just didn't want
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  Speaker 6: to go through the intricate details of figuring that out
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  Speaker 6: to go outside and run or something like that. And
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  Speaker 6: so what happened was, as I got older, I wanted
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  Speaker 6: more difficult and challenging puzzles.
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  Speaker 2: But I wouldn't go too far. I wanted some nice
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  Speaker 2: stuff to happen.
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  Speaker 6: I had a picture of what I wanted for my life,
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  Speaker 6: but I didn't want to go too far because it
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  Speaker 6: was so challenging and difficult. I couldn't see myself with
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  Speaker 6: all of that, and I didn't have the time, the knowledge,
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  Speaker 6: the expertise, the figuring all the intricate details. And I
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  Speaker 6: discovered something when I was talking last night. That's what
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  Speaker 6: happens in life to a lot of people. You get
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  Speaker 6: bogged down with the details of coming up and trying
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  Speaker 6: to create the picture that you want for yourself. You
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  Speaker 6: put it to the side, you say, ah, that puzzles
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  Speaker 6: are crazy. Next thing you know, you crumb it up
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  Speaker 6: and put it back in the box. So you go
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  Speaker 6: halfway and you get stuck, and you get to the
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  Speaker 6: part where it ain't a lot of different colors.
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  Speaker 2: It's all the same, and that's a little bit more challenging.
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  Speaker 2: So that may stop you. But it's somewhere in the
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  Speaker 2: jigsaw puzzle that it gets very difficult in challenging the
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  Speaker 2: bigger the picture you want.
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  Speaker 6: But then what happened in your life, it's just like
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  Speaker 6: what happened in the jigsaw. Once you get comfortable and
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  Speaker 6: you don't mind the challenge, you could get a bigger picture.
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  Speaker 6: But here's the key to it, though, if you put
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  Speaker 6: God in your mix. See, the picture that I saw
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  Speaker 6: for myself as a boy is not the picture that
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  Speaker 6: has happened to me as a man. Because along the
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  Speaker 6: way from boyhood to manhood, from the time I was teening,
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  Speaker 6: you understand what happened along the ride in there was
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  Speaker 6: I started putting God in the mix.
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  Speaker 2: And so now the picture that I have now is
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  Speaker 2: not the picture I saw. It's the picture that God saw.
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  Speaker 6: So what I'm saying this analogy is the picture you
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  Speaker 6: have may be difficult to complete, but if you were
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  Speaker 6: to include God in your life. Put God in your
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  Speaker 6: jigsaw puzzle. God will not only help you complete the puzzle,
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  Speaker 6: and he gonna add some pieces, he gonna do some favors,
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  Speaker 6: he gonna show some mercy, and you gonna look up
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  Speaker 6: and the picture that you're able to end up with
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  Speaker 6: will be totally different and much more complete, much more beautiful,
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  Speaker 6: a bigger picture than the one you had, because there's
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  Speaker 6: no way that I could have saught a life that
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  Speaker 6: I have today back when I was a boy. And
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  Speaker 6: it amazes me when I hear people say I always
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  Speaker 6: saw this for myself. Ah, I didn't do that. I
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  Speaker 6: didn't quite see this for myself. I don't know how
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  Speaker 6: you can have the ability to see what God really
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  Speaker 6: has for you. But man, he's a master for jigsaw. Man,
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  Speaker 6: he's an incredible puzzle completed. So if you got a
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  Speaker 6: puzzle that's challenging to you, maybe you need to see
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  Speaker 6: what's the picture that God has for your life. If
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  Speaker 6: God were in your life, if you complete it to puzzle,
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  Speaker 6: what would it look like. It'll be a far more
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  Speaker 6: extensive puzzle, and it would be a far more beautiful
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  Speaker 6: piece of scenery than you could have ever imagined. Tears
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  Speaker 6: come in my eyes because I can't believe God bought
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  Speaker 6: me this far. I can't believe that when I opened
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  Speaker 6: up and accepted him and started talking to him, that
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  Speaker 6: he would add all these pieceles to my jigsaw puzzle,
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  Speaker 6: and my jigsaw puzzle would look like this. And I
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  Speaker 6: could tell you I ain't got a whole lot to
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  Speaker 6: do with what OT have turned into. It's mostly favor
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  Speaker 6: and blessings and grace and mercy of God. And I
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  Speaker 6: looked up and I just got a much bigger jigsaw
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  Speaker 6: puzzle completed. And guess what, He ain't through with me yet.
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  Speaker 6: That's what's amazing and exciting about a relationship with God.
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  Speaker 6: God could take your jigsaw puzzle.
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  Speaker 2: And fix it.
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  Speaker 2: What you got for is nef you not graduating? Let's
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  Speaker 11: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a travon. Please handle
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  Speaker 11: of this. This is my name is Joseph Workopen Student Affairs.
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  Speaker 11: How you doing today?
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  Speaker 12: I'm good? How are you?
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  Speaker 11: I'm good? Listen you're supposed to be This is your
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  Speaker 11: fifth year here at the university you're graduating in the
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  Speaker 11: next seven eight days. Am I right?
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  Speaker 13: Yes, there have you out of this joint.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, listen, I'm giving you a call. We got a
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  Speaker 11: bit of a problem here that we want to try
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  Speaker 11: and just us with you and maybe we can get
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  Speaker 11: you over at student Affairs and come in and have
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  Speaker 11: a meeting with us. But we wanted to bring it
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  Speaker 11: to your attention.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 11: You took a one of your last subjects was English, uh,
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  Speaker 11: and you had an English exam with a You guys
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  Speaker 11: are writing an essay? Am I am? I am I
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  Speaker 11: correct about that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, it seems that we got some problems here that
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  Speaker 11: the professor there is actually a simulating that you may
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  Speaker 11: have cheated on this on this essay that you've actually
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  Speaker 11: written cheated. No, I mean from what from what he's
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  Speaker 11: telling us here at student Affairs is that you may
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  Speaker 11: have plagiarized some things that, uh, that were in your essay.
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  Speaker 13: Dude, No, I didn't. I didn't plagiarize nothing that was
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  Speaker 13: in the essay. Everything is documented like it should be.
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  Speaker 13: So I don't know what you're talking about, especially cheating
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  Speaker 13: on no exam, on no paper, nothing like that. You
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  Speaker 13: must have got you mixed up to somebody else.
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  Speaker 11: No, no, no, not at all. You're actually mister Trevon correct.
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  Speaker 12: I mean that's me. But I didn't cheat on no exam, on.
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  Speaker 11: No paper for that matter. Okay, well, let me let
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  Speaker 11: me try to bring you up to speed here, SIRVN.
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  Speaker 11: What we're gonna need is we're gonna need you to
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  Speaker 11: actually come in and talk to us over here at
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  Speaker 11: student affairs so we can try to get this thing rectified.
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  Speaker 11: But I will let you know, it's gonna take a
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  Speaker 11: few more days longer than graduation. So as of right now,
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  Speaker 11: you're actually not gonna be walking and graduating with the
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  Speaker 11: rest of the students.
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  Speaker 7: What man do Man, you got me messed up?
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  Speaker 14: What you mean?
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  Speaker 13: I'm not gonna be walking.
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  Speaker 11: Well until we get this situation rectified here. You're not
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  Speaker 11: gonna be graduating with the rest of the students now.
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  Speaker 13: And I don't know what y'all gotta do, but y'all
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  Speaker 13: need to figure it out and find out what the
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  Speaker 13: problem is. Man, I ain't cheat on no exams you're
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  Speaker 13: talking about.
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  Speaker 7: Dude.
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  Speaker 13: My family is coming down here and you're talking about
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  Speaker 13: cheating on an English exam. They'll I look like she's
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  Speaker 13: on an example and I'm getting ready to graduate. Man, now,
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  Speaker 13: y'all need to fix it, like right now, like today while.
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  Speaker 7: We're on the phone.
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  Speaker 11: We can't do that. It's a little it's a sensitive subject,
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  Speaker 11: and like I said, it seems like it's plagiarism. You know,
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  Speaker 11: if we can get you to actually come over to
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  Speaker 11: student affairs next Wednesday, Man.
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  Speaker 7: You got me?
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  Speaker 12: So what do you mean next Wednesday?
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  Speaker 7: Dude?
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  Speaker 15: I'm graduating in a few days.
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  Speaker 7: Since you're talking about next Wednesday, Man, why my professor
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  Speaker 7: didn't give me a call? Why you calling me sir?
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  Speaker 11: This is not something that professors actually take care of.
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  Speaker 11: This is a student affair situation now, and it's a
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  Speaker 11: very sensitive situation. And what we want to do is
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  Speaker 11: try to get this thing taken care of. And if
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  Speaker 11: you if what you're saying is actually true, then you're
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  Speaker 11: probably graduating August.
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  Speaker 7: You got me. I'm telling you righting that this is
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  Speaker 7: a you got me August fifth.
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  Speaker 12: I'm graduating this semester.
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  Speaker 7: I haven't been here too long to go through some
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  Speaker 7: my last few weeks of school, and you talking about
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  Speaker 7: August n you didn't even telling me what you got
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  Speaker 7: to say, man, my family is coming down here from
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  Speaker 7: everywhere to see me graduating. I'm the first dad graduate
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  Speaker 7: from my family.
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  Speaker 15: You're talking about some tut my cheat on the paper,
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  Speaker 15: payment a paper.
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  Speaker 7: And you got me man, Am, I'm gonna work two
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  Speaker 7: and three jobs to see me to this cool And
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  Speaker 7: now I come getting ready to graduate and you're talking
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  Speaker 7: about I got to wait till August to graduates.
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  Speaker 16: Man.
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  Speaker 7: Hell Now, I'm on my way to the office right now.
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  Speaker 7: And you can tell whoever the professor is that I'm
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  Speaker 7: on my way and he needs to be there too, Sir.
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  Speaker 11: I can really tell you is that when trying to
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  Speaker 11: get this thing rectified as early as next weeay man.
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  Speaker 7: What's your name again?
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  Speaker 13: And where's where's your office?
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  Speaker 11: I'm in suiting affairs. I'm Joseph.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 13: So I'm about to get in my car right now
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  Speaker 13: and I'm about to come over there and we're.
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  Speaker 12: Gonna have to live today.
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  Speaker 7: And how you singing to me checking on the exam
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  Speaker 7: or paper?
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  Speaker 17: Man?
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  Speaker 11: Is that, sir, honor thing is that there's a possibility
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  Speaker 11: of plagiarism?
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  Speaker 7: Here are you Kennedy, dude? I've been in five he is,
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  Speaker 7: I'm the first love to graduate from colors. Ma'am.
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  Speaker 15: Grandmama is eighty two, he is, Oh, and she come
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  Speaker 15: in here and see me graduate. And you're telling me
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  Speaker 15: some somebody seen on the paper, and I gotta wait
• 18:52
  Speaker 15: till August and graduates.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: Man, Man, you tell the professor to come to your
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• 19:03
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• 19:06
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• 19:09
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• 19:12
  Speaker 7: got room on your schedule.
• 19:13
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• 19:16
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• 19:18
  Speaker 7: right now, and I'll tell you. I'll tell you, and
• 19:21
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• 19:24
  Speaker 7: I ain't graduating in a few days.
• 19:26
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• 19:27
  Speaker 12: You have to deal with my family and my mama.
• 19:29
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• 19:32
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• 19:35
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• 19:38
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• 19:41
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• 19:43
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• 19:44
  Speaker 7: You can't stand me saying you're not ready call me something.
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: I can't graduate with my class after I didn't been
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: there for five years, the second flight and sudden myself,
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: and you're telling me I can't graduate until August.
• 19:54
  Speaker 15: You ain't got to tell me.
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: I do have one more thing I need to tell you,
• 19:58
  Speaker 11: and then I'll let you be on your way. Okay,
• 20:01
  Speaker 11: go ahead? Can I tell you what I want to
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: tell you?
• 20:04
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• 20:04
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• 20:28
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• 20:33
  Speaker 12: Five years?
• 20:34
  Speaker 11: Man, you are the first black male and your family
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: to graduate from college. You're doing a big boy man.
• 20:42
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• 20:44
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  Speaker 10: Danella and Saint Louis writes, I'm thirty years old and
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  Speaker 10: I lost a lot of weight in a short period
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: of time because of an illness. My boyfriend is still
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: a fat boy, and he's insecure about it. When I
• 22:24
  Speaker 10: go out now other men hit on me, and that's
• 22:27
  Speaker 10: a first. I've never had options when it comes to dating.
• 22:31
  Speaker 10: So do I stay with fat boy or be single
• 22:34
  Speaker 10: and date other men?
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: Wow, well, it looks like you're real happy with these
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: new options. To me, I'm just gonna go out there
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: and say it odd. Now you could bank on the inevitable.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: I don't know if you want to do that, or
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: you could just go on and stay huh state, what's that? Well,
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: you know fat boy eventually go get sick saying that,
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: and then his weight could come down too, and then
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: y'all be matching.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: So she's got to wait till he gets sick.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Well, that's that's an option.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: You don't know what's gonna happen, but it's gonna be
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: that overweight. Don't worry about it's coming. So you could
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: do it like that, or I think you're starting to
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: enjoy your new Yeah, yeah, because now.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: You have options. These options are good.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: You know she lost thirty yeah, oh yeah, but then
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: you need to you also need to know in a
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: short period of time.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, that's what she said, because of an illness.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, probably need to find out about this illness
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: what she got, because you want to tell you.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Might want to catch it. If it's short term.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know, you might want to.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I was curious myself.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: All the all the fellas that's listening, you might want
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: to want to look in.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: If you hollering at somebody who lost a lot of
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: weight drastically, she could be in this letter, so you
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: might want to be careful.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Bree in Nashville.
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: Uh, Bree writes, So I got a call from my
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: seven year old son's school because he had condoms in
• 24:21
  Speaker 10: his backpack. He said he got them off his daddy's
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: back seat. I checked our account in my p went
• 24:27
  Speaker 10: to the pharmacy recently, which is odd. He said he
• 24:31
  Speaker 10: went and bought a gatorade and gum. Well the totals
• 24:34
  Speaker 10: don't add up.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: So why lie m W gum? Why come on?
• 24:43
  Speaker 11: Why not?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: What What is he fin to say that he bought that?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: You think he's fin to say he bought some kindom
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: at the drug store. We're going that little boy boy
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: in the back seat and put him in the backpack.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Thanks to the school, good looking out?
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, your seven year old got some condoms in it?
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Boy?
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: Where you get these condoms at the back seat that
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: was taking me to school? Wow, I threw I threw
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: the one out the window that was open.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: But what can he say? I mean the two gatorade
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: and gum? Well unless unless let's you got to go.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: I want to hear this is really wide because I
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: did buy gum. Are you sure those were condoms?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: M hmm, yeah, they're sure.
• 25:44
  Speaker 14: So you think the people at the school didn't know
• 25:46
  Speaker 14: what a condom was? An adult that called another adult because.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: You know that that gum.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: I was blowing bubbles and you know if that that
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: could be what the boy found and now here his
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: teacher thinking it's a condom. What she needed to do
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: is get herself together that this boy that picked up
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: some bubbles I was blowing.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: And I just was laying them in the back.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: That's but.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Something.
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, no, let me tell you where I work on
• 26:20
  Speaker 9: because they don't have the out ofized receipt list. See
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: they don't know what was on the receipt. They just
• 26:24
  Speaker 9: got the total.
• 26:25
  Speaker 18: See you don't know that we ran out of balloons
• 26:32
  Speaker 18: or for a party and we needed to get them instead.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: That don't work. That don't Yeah, that's why I blew up.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: The gum was the receipt. Now let me ask you something.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Do you see condoms on that receipt?
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: No? No?
• 26:49
  Speaker 11: No?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Or do I see this live working?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: No, I don't see that either. It's the problem. Miss
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: he got busted by.
• 27:01
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to ask this boy what color was?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Don't implicate the boy. It's not his fault.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, Shirley caller, what color was it?
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Just give me a color, any color blue? Hey, very flavor, bubblicious.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna ride.
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: Very flavorsh Okay, all right, we're moving on because thank you.
• 27:30
  Speaker 10: This is just all right, all right, Nikki and Seccaka
• 27:34
  Speaker 10: says I finally let my wait, hold.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: On, hold on, hold on, I want to say something
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: to see how you said. We're just moving on. Yes, yes,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: we are. That's one of the.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: Great things about being a professional m When you lie,
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: it can be so affective that a person just give
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: up and move on. That's not it.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Nicki.
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: Nicki says, I finally let my coworker come by so
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: he could stop begging for a taste. He told all
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: the guys at work that he's got me whipped. I
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: told the guys it wasn't that at all, and he
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: wasn't all that. Now he's mad at me, But I
• 28:19
  Speaker 10: only did it because he gotsiped first.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: How do I fix this?
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: What you gotta fix?
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: What?
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: What you gotta fix? It wasn't all that.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: He ain't all that.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: There you go, Yeah, and he runs his mouth. Now
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: you know that, Nick, There you go in Scaucus.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, you ain't got to do that again, you know,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: And you could have had a V eight.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Instead of him.
• 28:49
  Speaker 10: All right, Moving on to last one, Steve Carolyn and
• 28:52
  Speaker 10: Prosper says, my husband talked me into us buying a
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: huge estate in the country. I'm still socially active, so
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: I'm back and forth to the city a lot. I
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: told him I want an apartment in the city too,
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: and he's got a problem with that.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I made the sacrifice. Why can't he?
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're not buying no apartment in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: we're not buying no apartment in the city.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: That sounds crazy, Okay, she doesn't want to drive hard?
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: No, No, well, initially that's what I'm saying to myself, now,
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: how we're gonna explain it? Now, we're not gonna get
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: this apartment. Has to come a different way. But I'm
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: just talking to us. No, we're not getting no apartment.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, just no, it's a note for me.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to look at this account.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: See what all right? Thank you, Celo.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Moore on the show man, ain't nobody playing
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: with y'all?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: What did he say?
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: Time?
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Pretty close? Ago said, I'm sorry, pretty close to that.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: He's not quite go down.
• 29:59
  Speaker 19: I can't sure I'm talking shy Shirley Sharley. Yeah, I
• 30:04
  Speaker 19: can hear you now she can't Sharley Kate Sharley. So
• 30:10
  Speaker 19: that's what he was saying to me, And tell me, oh,
• 30:12
  Speaker 19: is that what he was saying? Shey t second?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Not Cat? Maybe second Cat?
• 30:20
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• 30:21
  Speaker 10: You guys you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time
• 30:38
  Speaker 10: for something funny. Okay, cool and it better be funny.
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: Well it's up to tom Well, we don't know all.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what were the region?
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: All of you get to ask me a question about
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Tommy and then you.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Judge if it's hate hate.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's all all of you think of a question
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: for me concerning Tommy and Tommy. You can join into
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: and we'll see if it's hate and watch it don't
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: be hate.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Watch I'm ready.
• 31:14
  Speaker 14: First, Carla, do you believe that Tommy sells out venues
• 31:22
  Speaker 14: comedy clubs when he's on the road doing his dates doing.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Some comedy clubs.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Yes, and lots of shows, comedy shows within the weekend.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, But you let him answer.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Tommy, Yes, I do feel as though he sells our sun.
• 31:38
  Speaker 14: Okay he said, yes, he does feel Okay, Okay, not all.
• 31:43
  Speaker 14: Oh God, you can't to judge the answer.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I wouldn't, Okay.
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: So, since you've known Tommy all his life, uh huh
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: the w situation, you know where he can't really pronoun w's.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: How did that start? Was it an accident or what happened?
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Well, when Tommy was small, my father said he was
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: small as a Vianna sausage weenie, and so Tommy thought
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: that was his name. So he was trying to Tommy,
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: he go Weeni and that's how that's when we first
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: discovered that that he couldn't say w's because he couldn't
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: say his nickname, which was Weenie.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: How old was he?
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: About? A little over? About two? Started? Okay?
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Was that Tommy?
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: I believe the go ahead?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: Do you feel you in competition with Tommy?
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I can't be in competition with somebody ain't
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: on the same race course this year.
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: That's the truth. I mean, look, he tried to straight. No,
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: hold up, I'm retired from comedy. He in comedy?
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: What what?
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: What is we competing for? That's what we've been all
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: trying to figure out for a long time.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: But see didn't I'm not It's not competition. It's all
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: something ain't I tell you you got? I ain't got
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: nothing you got? But you won't hate hate hate?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: But your wont it you And it's the wanting that's
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: causing you to look bad.
• 33:27
  Speaker 18: It's the wont that's causing you hate of it and
• 33:30
  Speaker 18: won't quit step with all in hate?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Just what you got? What's wrong with wanting? We better life?
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: If you want a better life, But you mad at
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: me because I got it and you ain't. Nobody I'm
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: supposed to be brother.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: It's always a competition with him. That's why he don't
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: come get this Mintry. Surely that's exactly Why'm not gonna
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: get no hate, Minyery.
• 33:59
  Speaker 18: I'm telling you right, because your mentoring is hate and
• 34:02
  Speaker 18: I don't want it. I'm not filling my life up
• 34:04
  Speaker 18: with all this hate you got. Next question please?
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: All right, yeah, okay, Steve, don't get mad. But it
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: does seem like.
• 34:17
  Speaker 14: You picked Junior over Tommy sometimes situations.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Let me finish Junior just like absolutely. Oh, she didn't
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: get a chance to find hate.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: A ration?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Baby, Wait, a ration your blood nephew?
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: What is going on?
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: Because my nephew refuses to listen. At least Junior will
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: take my advice and use it. My own nephew won't
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: even come and sit and counsel.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: With me cause you hate.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay here, okay, So so let me ask you this,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: uncle Steve.
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: Oh, you say that Tommy is the only person on
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: earth that claims that I'm a hate Please make note
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: of that.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Go ahead him, Okay, so we'll put a pen in that.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not the only one. Thing, well, the only thing
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: you can said after that.
• 35:20
  Speaker 10: We're doing that more, all right, Steve. So you know
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: you talked about everything concerning Tommy. This is what I
• 35:34
  Speaker 10: want to ask you, are you proud of him? Because
• 35:36
  Speaker 10: Tommy has reached a certain amount of notoriety and success
• 35:41
  Speaker 10: separate and apart from you and on his own.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: So where where is the praise? Where are the for that?
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: For to Tommy is very successful because, like I said,
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: success is not determined by how far you've got, but
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: how far you've come from you started. So Tommy is successful,
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: and I've said it on several occasions. It's just that
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: I don't praise him as much as he praises himself.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: And so it seems as though I don't praise him often.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: But neither neither do any of you, because none of
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: you can possibly praise him more than he praises hisself.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I try to see Hallelujah time praising me day right
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: after the prank, right before the prank.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Every say, this is the replay of the prank, then
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: the prank itself.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, dude, you don't you don't like the prank? You
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: don't I.
• 36:49
  Speaker 14: Learned.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it is. It's number one. He don't
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: like that, and I'm attached to it. That what it is.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: No, that's absolutely fine with me, because that's attached to
• 36:59
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• 37:02
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• 37:04
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• 37:06
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• 38:08
  Speaker 10: happy life? Or would you rather you both be happy?
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: It's a but I would like me, but I don't
• 38:15
  Speaker 9: see it coming would you rather of the choice of
• 38:21
  Speaker 9: you rather, I'll go ahead, it's.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: A future for you. I don't know. I don't even
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: know how that's what would you rather? I thought that's
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: the desert? Is it ever?
• 38:40
  Speaker 17: All right?
• 38:41
  Speaker 18: Let's hear from from the nephew. What happy wife, happy life.
• 38:46
  Speaker 18: I'm not messing that up?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, good answer, good answer?
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be super rich, super rich and small
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: down you know there? Or would you rather have an
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: average income and be big?
• 39:05
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 39:07
  Speaker 18: I don't know, I'll be rich with a night little yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 18: I mean I'm going super rich, I'm Soor if y'all
• 39:13
  Speaker 18: asked a question calling y'all be a little old tiny
• 39:19
  Speaker 18: thing just just as rich as all get out? Show will.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Junior?
• 39:26
  Speaker 9: Well, you know, will go? You know I'm already be
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: might as well go be e?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Then listen to the stunter. All right, let's hear from
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: the man super rich.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: Oh well, I'm not fitting to give up my money
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: for nothing. Can't nobody tell about talk about it anyway?
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: So how you feel about me?
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 40:00
  Speaker 10: Would you rather have very skinny legs or very long neck?
• 40:04
  Speaker 10: Which one man.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: A lone neck?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Skinny legs are long neck.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go. Yeah, let's go with the legs. I
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: got rein deir legs anyway, So.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: You'd rather have that?
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Could just keep what you got?
• 40:23
  Speaker 18: Your turtleneck don't fit right now?
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Want that?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: But you will be looking crazy because you were running
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: all right, skinny legs.
• 40:39
  Speaker 10: Would you rather be sexy and hated by many or
• 40:42
  Speaker 10: average looking and very popular?
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: Im finna be here? Yeah, that's thesis of your popul legs.
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: Come on now, come on and all three of us
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: its beats?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, try to not would you rather?
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: Guys?
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is Spike Lee. Hey,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: this is Mary J. Blood Yo.
• 41:10
  Speaker 9: This is stephen A.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Smith. Hey, this Isa con You have no idea what
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: This is Carlos Miller. And this may or may not
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: be the Steve Harvey Morning Shows. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Morning Show.
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: Let's have some fun, guys, come on, time to play
• 41:29
  Speaker 10: Who on the show would you trust?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: All right, Carla has a list of questions for us.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Let's go Carla. All right, Shirley, guys, here we go.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Who would you trust?
• 41:39
  Speaker 11: So?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Who on the show would you trust to bail you
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: out of jail?
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Anybody can.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Where the money resides.
• 41:48
  Speaker 18: Yeah, he ain't gonna answer that phone when they called. Now,
• 41:54
  Speaker 18: let me tell you that that one call you got,
• 41:56
  Speaker 18: you're not he's not picking that up. I'm gonna call
• 41:59
  Speaker 18: somebody else help them.
• 42:01
  Speaker 14: Right, So same question for you, Steve, who would you
• 42:06
  Speaker 14: call on this show to bail you out of jail?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: You got to do a blow huff.
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: Because because in his mind, ain't none of us got
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: no money? Well, all y'all got enough money to get
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: me out. But who would pick up the phone and act?
• 42:24
  Speaker 17: First?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Monica?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: She would be crying.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: To be on the internet because she'll want to post
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: it on her high.
• 42:34
  Speaker 14: G All right, here's another question. Who on this show
• 42:45
  Speaker 14: would you trust to protect you from an intruder? Let's
• 42:56
  Speaker 14: go Tommy, anybody.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you can't pick yourself. You can, well, of
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: course me.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: But I picked Tommy because he's hot headed. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: he's gonna do something. He's gonna spring and actually gonna
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: be a problem.
• 43:14
  Speaker 14: We all picked, all right, Who on this show would
• 43:19
  Speaker 14: you trust to keep all of your Vegas secrets?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Definitely not Monica, not the mouth of the South. I
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: picked Shey.
• 43:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, you gamble, you don't drink surely, yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because carl ain't gonna go down, because because she
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: halled cold.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: FIfF wald Lly.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: You know, okay, all right?
• 43:57
  Speaker 14: Who on this show would you truyt us to be
• 44:01
  Speaker 14: kind to your family if you died?
• 44:13
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Everybody would be kind to the.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Feldom okay, good, so everybody?
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: So who on this show would you trust to perform
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: c p R on you?
• 44:25
  Speaker 17: That had to be you are Shirley, definitely? I would you, Sureley?
• 44:30
  Speaker 17: A monument my father the other too, right, I can't.
• 44:33
  Speaker 17: I can't have them on that, these two.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I can't wake up in Jay over me, blowing out.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: And staying still out, Jane standing on.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Me with give me an ambulance. We listen that.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: But he saved your life.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: I can hold my breath that long. Hell, I took
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: a shot, little brain damage. I've got recover some therapy.
• 44:58
  Speaker 18: When I wake up, your life, at least when I
• 45:03
  Speaker 18: wake up, switch places with him.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Don't let me see him over me, y'all?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's crazy? All right, here we go. This is
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: a good one right here.
• 45:13
  Speaker 14: Who on the show would you trust to keep your
• 45:18
  Speaker 14: sex tape from falling into the wrong hands?
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: Me?
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: Godg Well, well, first of all, look who had the
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: biggest reaction. That means there's a possibility to Dan's a
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: tape out there somewhere.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: They don't.
• 45:39
  Speaker 18: They don't, they don't. They don't play VHS is no more.
• 45:42
  Speaker 18: They don't have no more VHS.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: We got gital baby.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: All right, look at the time we gotta I say, Junior,
• 45:56
  Speaker 10: I say jun.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Coming up back on not Carlo or okay.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: I trust Carla, y'all looking at it?
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: Hell now, y'all, y'all send it to the wife, you know,
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: not for free?
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 46:13
  Speaker 10: Coming up next to the nephew with today's prank phone call.
• 46:16
  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 46:27
  Speaker 10: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is leave
• 46:30
  Speaker 10: my man out of your rumors. Okay, simple request, simple request.
• 46:36
  Speaker 10: We'll see what that's all about. And just a few
• 46:39
  Speaker 10: but right now it is time for the nephew and
• 46:42
  Speaker 10: the prank phone call for today. Almost said cone falls,
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: tell me I almost fall trade.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: That's what Trey used to say. How are you about
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: to do the comb foules?
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: What you got for us today. Now I got it
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 46:58
  Speaker 18: So you know, when you when when you're dating somebody,
• 47:01
  Speaker 18: getting ready to date somebody, wouldn't you like to know
• 47:04
  Speaker 18: just a little bit more about them? You know, you
• 47:06
  Speaker 18: know when it helped you going into the relationship, you
• 47:09
  Speaker 18: knew a little bit.
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: You know this right here is is I need a reference?
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: You know, I need a reference.
• 47:17
  Speaker 18: You know, So I want to call I want to
• 47:19
  Speaker 18: call the guy that that dated her previously so he
• 47:23
  Speaker 18: can kind of go on and give me the layout on.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, it's going to go. Well,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I want a reference. I want to know what she's
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: all about.
• 47:32
  Speaker 18: And since you've been with it y'alln't had a relationship,
• 47:35
  Speaker 18: you can kind of, you know, help me, I might,
• 47:37
  Speaker 18: you know, help me not waste so much time. You
• 47:38
  Speaker 18: can tell me what's really what? You know, her good
• 47:41
  Speaker 18: qualities are bad qualities?
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 47:43
  Speaker 18: I just I need a reference, that's all. That's a reference,
• 47:46
  Speaker 18: all right, cat dog, if you would.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 47:50
  Speaker 11: Uh Hello, Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to read
• 47:52
  Speaker 11: Scotty please. Yeah, Yeah, what's up, hey, Scotty?
• 47:55
  Speaker 10: How you doing?
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to actually get a a reference for for
• 48:00
  Speaker 11: Monica Monica. You're talking about Monica, my ex wife. Yeah,
• 48:05
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to get a reference on her if possible.
• 48:07
  Speaker 11: Oh okay, so well, still applying for a job. He
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: trying to go to work?
• 48:11
  Speaker 18: Now?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Uh no, this.
• 48:12
  Speaker 11: Reference is actually for like a relationship, a relationship set
• 48:16
  Speaker 11: that whole Hold up on, boy, wait a minute, a
• 48:18
  Speaker 11: relationship with you? You're talking about a job relationship?
• 48:22
  Speaker 12: No, no, no, no.
• 48:22
  Speaker 11: See what this here is is that I'm finna actually
• 48:25
  Speaker 11: start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you
• 48:29
  Speaker 11: for a reference. Whoa whoa, whoa whoa boy? Hold up?
• 48:31
  Speaker 11: Wait mane, who did you say this is? And how
• 48:33
  Speaker 11: you get my my name? Philip? Man my name, Philip?
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: I got your number out of Monica phone check this.
• 48:38
  Speaker 11: I feel you don't need to call me with whatever
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: you and Monica got going on.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Y'all need to go on to deal with that.
• 48:44
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no no no, I got that, brother.
• 48:47
  Speaker 11: May y'all t hear me out. What I'm trying to
• 48:48
  Speaker 11: say is is that I figured if I get a
• 48:51
  Speaker 11: reference and figure out what kind of person she is
• 48:54
  Speaker 11: and get to get a you know, kind of get
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: a background, so you can kind of tell me what
• 48:57
  Speaker 11: kind of person her good points of bad qualities, the
• 49:00
  Speaker 11: whole not see it might save me sometime from being
• 49:03
  Speaker 11: in a long relationship if I know what to look for,
• 49:05
  Speaker 11: what's good and one's man say say home boy, but
• 49:09
  Speaker 11: I know, I know I'm not listening to this. I
• 49:12
  Speaker 11: was mad twelve years. Ain't nobody give me no reforend,
• 49:16
  Speaker 11: So don't call me asking for no like that. If
• 49:20
  Speaker 11: you got number for monkey, you and Monica need to
• 49:23
  Speaker 11: forget my okay for hold on? Hold on, bro, Like
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: I say, man, I'm just trying to figure out Hold up,
• 49:29
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to figure out the good qualities and bad
• 49:31
  Speaker 11: quite like you know, do she want to cook?
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 49:34
  Speaker 11: Is she good in the bedroom? You know what I'm saying.
• 49:36
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to know. I'm trying to just know what
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: to look for. Dog, That's all, man. I ain't trying
• 49:40
  Speaker 11: to come to you made look oh, but I just
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: can't believe calling enough about some I don't have a
• 49:47
  Speaker 11: no more. Only thing I have to deal with is
• 49:50
  Speaker 11: my child. You know what I'm saying. And you most
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: definitely don't need to be a rouped now say dude,
• 49:56
  Speaker 11: I got to go Okay, okay, okay, but can you
• 49:58
  Speaker 11: give me a good reference on it? That's all all
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to get out.
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 50:01
  Speaker 11: The reference is don't die number ever again. And when
• 50:06
  Speaker 11: I talked to Monica, me and her. But hey, you
• 50:09
  Speaker 11: ain't gonna have to worry about the relationship with Monica,
• 50:12
  Speaker 11: you know what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, hold up, man,
• 50:14
  Speaker 11: let me go break this to you. First of all,
• 50:16
  Speaker 11: me and Bonica then dated for the last year, off
• 50:19
  Speaker 11: and on. We're just finished. Huld up, dude, the last year. Man,
• 50:24
  Speaker 11: This woman just got a divorced a few months ago.
• 50:26
  Speaker 11: Oh so you that who must have messed up mine?
• 50:30
  Speaker 11: I ain't look look, I ain't calm nothing. The reason
• 50:32
  Speaker 11: why y'all broke up. I don't have nothing to do
• 50:34
  Speaker 11: with that. Look here, Oh so you that slick? Say, mate,
• 50:39
  Speaker 11: why don't you slide your little slick back under that
• 50:42
  Speaker 11: rock that you slipped from month? He Ay, dog, I
• 50:45
  Speaker 11: can slide right on back under the rock you talking
• 50:48
  Speaker 11: about it. But what I'm trying to ask you is
• 50:49
  Speaker 11: this right here? Man? Hey, can you just give her
• 50:51
  Speaker 11: brother some references? Man, somebody can look out for some
• 50:54
  Speaker 11: signs this.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Year A trick.
• 50:56
  Speaker 11: Reference I'm gonna give you is when you don't have
• 50:59
  Speaker 11: enough money when she wants that twelve hundred dollars bag,
• 51:03
  Speaker 11: don't call me for that. When she needs some more
• 51:06
  Speaker 11: money for this? Oh well, baby, I just give you
• 51:09
  Speaker 11: my check. What don't mean nothing? And are you pull
• 51:13
  Speaker 11: up your finger account?
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: Ain't no money or that?
• 51:15
  Speaker 11: That's the reference here? Need hey, so I need to
• 51:18
  Speaker 11: hear from them, especially if you who was around with
• 51:22
  Speaker 11: my boy, why while we was married?
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Tell about married?
• 51:26
  Speaker 11: Hold up the reference here. I'm gonna find yop, I'm
• 51:30
  Speaker 11: gonna call Monica and I'm gonna track down. Then yes,
• 51:34
  Speaker 11: give you a reference. Then yeah, yeah, I give you
• 51:37
  Speaker 11: reference then face to face. No, I ain't trying to
• 51:40
  Speaker 11: have no altercation with you, man, Oh boy, you must
• 51:42
  Speaker 11: have been trying to have something you dial in my Okay,
• 51:46
  Speaker 11: let me okay, one more question, man, and then I'm
• 51:48
  Speaker 11: gonna be out your air. I just like I said,
• 51:50
  Speaker 11: I just wanted a few things and know some background
• 51:52
  Speaker 11: on them. Man. You you out of questions on boy,
• 51:55
  Speaker 11: you out of questions. Okay, but this this, I just
• 51:57
  Speaker 11: need to know this because I want everything, man, I
• 51:59
  Speaker 11: want everything to run smooth dogg. But I want us
• 52:01
  Speaker 11: to have a good understanding. Do you have a problem, man,
• 52:04
  Speaker 11: with with your little girl calling me daddy?
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: What did you just say? You asked me about my doory? Hey,
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: calm down, dude, come on, I'm coming. I'm gonna you
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: ask about mine? This about mine? Hey, I'm just here.
• 52:20
  Speaker 11: You around me time. I won't come here. Oh boy, look,
• 52:25
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna find you because you are bad. You missed
• 52:28
  Speaker 11: the bad you dog number.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Not only you got that, but man, you're talking about time.
• 52:34
  Speaker 11: I'm just asking, do you matter? She called me?
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: What?
• 52:37
  Speaker 11: Look here, man, that child that they cannot come at
• 52:41
  Speaker 11: your You know what I'm saying. Say man this man,
• 52:44
  Speaker 11: I don't I don't have time, but I'm gonna call
• 52:47
  Speaker 11: that Monica and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: get you. I'm out here.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: You want Why are you calling me back?
• 53:00
  Speaker 11: Scotty Gotty?
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: I'm man you look at Why are you out?
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: You something? You don't have nothing to tell me?
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: Home?
• 53:07
  Speaker 11: I want to say, Scott, Scotty, just listen to me. Man.
• 53:09
  Speaker 11: I want to say this. This is nephew Tommy from
• 53:12
  Speaker 11: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother Brian got me
• 53:16
  Speaker 11: the prank phone call you. Hey, man, it's who who
• 53:21
  Speaker 11: is Scotty? Scotty? This is Tommy Man Lephew, Tommy from
• 53:25
  Speaker 11: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother Brian got me
• 53:28
  Speaker 11: the prank phone call you say, Man, Man, I'm about
• 53:35
  Speaker 11: to go Man, Hey, I'm about to go ballistic over here. Man, Hey,
• 53:40
  Speaker 11: Brian got one coming though.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: Oh Man, you all right?
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 53:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yes, say man Man Tommy Man. Well, hey, I'm
• 53:54
  Speaker 11: glad you were playing man because talk about my little girl,
• 53:58
  Speaker 11: Oh boy, Brian, and know it's gonna be on in
• 54:01
  Speaker 11: his world. Man, I'll got you man, he got you,
• 54:06
  Speaker 11: good dog. Hey Man, One more thing, Man, what is
• 54:08
  Speaker 11: the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
• 54:12
  Speaker 11: the land? Man a Steve Harvey Morning Show, and now
• 54:21
  Speaker 11: you have it?
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Come on now, come on, come on, come on here.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Every day every I need a reference.
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 54:32
  Speaker 18: It ain't nothing wrong with calling man. Hey Man, you
• 54:33
  Speaker 18: dated up before. Make gona save me some time.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Bro, What what what? What's what's good? But tell me
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: what you like?
• 54:38
  Speaker 18: Man?
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: What's good? What ain't good? I just want to figure out,
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: that's all.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: You want to make it work?
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Make it work?
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Is she good at this? Is she bad at that?
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 54:46
  Speaker 18: Let but I'm man, you know how much time we
• 54:53
  Speaker 18: can kill if we just get him on to.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: The point why y'all broke up? What happened? Let me
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: let me get to all of them, get to the.
• 54:58
  Speaker 18: Good part of get to the good part, Ben Rouge,
• 55:02
  Speaker 18: Baton Ruge, Louisiana.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Guess what bout to? Ruge?
• 55:05
  Speaker 18: The Nephew is coming to time, Saturday, August twenty ninth.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: That's right, this is the Nephew.
• 55:10
  Speaker 18: Tommy and France All White House Party Comedy Show.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Didn't you hear what I said? Baton Rhodes.
• 55:17
  Speaker 18: I'm gonna say it again, Nephew, Tommy and Friends All
• 55:19
  Speaker 18: White House Party Comedy Show, River Center Theater, Doctor Rules, Louisiana, Saturday,
• 55:26
  Speaker 18: August twenty ninth, Think us a own seal?
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you?
• 55:31
  Speaker 10: Coming up next Strawberry Letters subject leave my man out
• 55:34
  Speaker 10: of your rumors. We'll get into that right after this.
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  Speaker 10: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
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  Speaker 10: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
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  Speaker 10: going to read this one right here, right now, and
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  Speaker 10: you never know, it could be yours.
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  Speaker 2: It could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We
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  Speaker 10: It is Strawberry Letter thanking if you subject leave my
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  Speaker 10: man out of your rumors. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm married
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  Speaker 10: to a man that has cheated on me once before.
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  Speaker 10: He's a target for rumors. My dad is the main
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  Speaker 10: one that has any I on my husband, just waiting
• 57:07
  Speaker 10: for him to cheat again. I tried to keep my
• 57:10
  Speaker 10: family out of my business, but the female he cheated
• 57:13
  Speaker 10: with works with my dad. So now if the girl
• 57:16
  Speaker 10: steps away to take a call at work, my dad
• 57:18
  Speaker 10: is ear hustling. If the girl leaves a job early,
• 57:21
  Speaker 10: my dad calls me and warns me that she's up
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: to no good and I need to see where my
• 57:26
  Speaker 10: husband is. My dad is the last person to judge,
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  Speaker 10: because he got a woman pregnant when I was in
• 57:32
  Speaker 10: middle school and we still don't know what happened to
• 57:34
  Speaker 10: that baby while he was worrying about me. My mother
• 57:37
  Speaker 10: spends all of his money at the casino. When she's
• 57:41
  Speaker 10: not gambling, she's helping my dad spread all kinds of
• 57:44
  Speaker 10: rumors about my marriage because she's jealous that my man
• 57:47
  Speaker 10: is a great father and provider. She started some new
• 57:51
  Speaker 10: mess about my husband cheating, and she told two of
• 57:54
  Speaker 10: my aunts. Friday night, my husband went to a comedy
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  Speaker 10: show at the casino with his brother. My mother was
• 58:01
  Speaker 10: there gambling, but it wasn't supposed to but wasn't supposed
• 58:04
  Speaker 10: to be there, so she watched. She said, my husband
• 58:08
  Speaker 10: from Afar and he was with the girl that he
• 58:11
  Speaker 10: cheated with. I told her there's no way he is
• 58:15
  Speaker 10: that stupid to be in public with this girl. Again,
• 58:18
  Speaker 10: she kept insisting, so I asked my husband if the
• 58:21
  Speaker 10: lady was there, and he said, yes, she was there,
• 58:25
  Speaker 10: and it is a free country, so she can go
• 58:27
  Speaker 10: see a show if she wants to, and it has
• 58:30
  Speaker 10: nothing to do with him. My mother insists that I
• 58:33
  Speaker 10: am brainwatched and that he's a cheating loser. I warned
• 58:37
  Speaker 10: her that if she doesn't stop spreading rumors, I will
• 58:40
  Speaker 10: tell my dad about her gambling addiction. Why can't they
• 58:44
  Speaker 10: stop hating on my marriage? Well, this is crazy and
• 58:50
  Speaker 10: messy and petty and dysfunctional nosy blank family, just like
• 58:56
  Speaker 10: any other family. They're always in your business, all of
• 58:59
  Speaker 10: this dysfunk everything. And yes, your parents are hating on
• 59:03
  Speaker 10: your marriage, aren't they? But so is your husband. I mean,
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: if he's been cheating, he's hating on your marriage too.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, let's be clear, I don't agree with your
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  Speaker 10: mom and dad meddling in your marriage at all and
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  Speaker 10: spreading rumors and doing what they're doing like ear hustling
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  Speaker 10: and reporting to you when you know she leaves work
• 59:22
  Speaker 10: and stuff the other woman. But I'm sure some of
• 59:26
  Speaker 10: that is because you're their daughter and they don't want
• 59:30
  Speaker 10: him hurting you anymore.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: So they're keeping an eye on him. Are they nosy?
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  Speaker 10: Yes, they are nosy. So you can argue that they
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: care about you and they love you. You can post
• 59:40
  Speaker 10: that argument. They can definitely argue that. But your husband
• 59:43
  Speaker 10: is wrong for being with that woman again, no question,
• 59:46
  Speaker 10: especially in public.
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  Speaker 1: What was he thinking.
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: I don't believe it was a coincidence. I think he
• 59:50
  Speaker 10: was intentionally with her. And even though your mom was
• 59:53
  Speaker 10: out of order for spying, she was right. Your husband
• 59:57
  Speaker 10: admitted it, so he could be that stupid. Why didn't
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 10: he take you? You never mentioned that the woman that
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 10: your husband cheated with just happened to be in the
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 10: club to see the same show at the same time
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 10: your husband and brother were there. Come on, I say,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 10: listen to your mom on this one. Listen to your mom, Steve.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: I can't help dog on this one. Dog, Man, Man, Dog.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: I try to be there for some man, but man,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: sometimes we just do something so hard to work with stupid.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: I worked with a little lightweight higgist, but when you're stupid, really,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: I don't know where to go with this. I'm married
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  Speaker 6: to a man to cheat it on me once before,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: so he's a target of rooms. My dad is the
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: main one that's got out on my husband, just waiting
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: for him to cheat again. Now, she says, I've tried
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: to keep my family out of my business. But the
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: female that her husband cheated on works with her father.
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  Speaker 9: God.
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  Speaker 6: So now if the girls step away to take a call,
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  Speaker 6: my dad is a hustled. If the girl lead a
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: job early, your daddy called you and want you she.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Up to no good. You need to find out where
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: your husband is.
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  Speaker 6: Then after all this, she say, my dad the last
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: person judged because he got a woman pregnant when I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: was in middle school and we still don't know what
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: happened to that baby. So while he worried about me,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: my mother spent all his money at the casino. So
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: we were starting to form a pattern here. I want
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: you to watch this pattern. Everybody else is wrong, Excel
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: the man that created the problem in the first place.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: So see so now it's gonna be hard for me
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: to help you because you don't want help. You have survived,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: You have supplied a solution for each one of the
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: problems in this letter and ain't none of the solutions
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: your husband. So when we come back, I'm just gonna
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: let you further know that I can't help you, and
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: I can't help him either, because he has done a
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: wonderful job and absolute wonderful job of getting that deflected
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: any blame that's on him. How he did this even
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know. So all hell to the man in
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: your letter, and we'll get back into it when we
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: come back.
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  Speaker 10: All right, we'll have part two of your response coming
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 10: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry
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  Speaker 10: Letters subject leave my man out of your rumors. We'll
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  Speaker 10: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 10: This is a crazy one. Leave my man out of
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 10: your rumors.
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  Speaker 6: She won't everybody leave a man out the rumor, but
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: he created the rumor.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Meal. Yeah, but it's her father. That's the main one.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: Because the girl that your husband cheated with, he cheated
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: on you one time. But the husband, the girl that
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: your husband cheated with, worked with your dad. So now
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: if the girl step away, take a call your daddy
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: trying to listen to it. The girl leaves the job early,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: your dad call me and tell me she up to
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: no good. I need to see where your husband is.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: Then you say, your dad the last person need to
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: judge because he got a woman pregnant while you was
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: in middle school. And you stay at y'all still don't
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: know what happened to that baby? Wow, what you worried about?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: That fault? And in this letter.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: Like I said before before we left, I think we
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: have a pattern for him in here, because everybody fought
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: except your man. You think everybody is unjustly targeting him.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: And it may be, but you know, things don't look good.
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  Speaker 18: Now.
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  Speaker 6: You said, while he's worried about me, my mother spends
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: all his money at the casino.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, I bet you he know that. I bet you
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: he know that. Well, she's not gambling.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: She's helping my dad spread all kinds of rumors about
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: my marriage because she's jealous that my.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: Man is a great father and provider. That's what she's
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: jealous are.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: Seemed to me like her husband is a great father
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: and provider too. He's looking out for his daughter, trying
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: to protect her from any further home. And she got
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: enough money to keep going to the casino. So I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: think your daddy is doing want to find job of
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: providing and being a great dad so far. And let's
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: not forget that other baby that he got that while
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: you was in middle school. And the reason you don't know,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: you don't know where that baby because he takeing care of.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: That baby too. He's a great provider. Seemed like to me,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: he the only person I can help in this letter
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: is the father because you and your husband, I ain't
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: gonna be able to help you.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: She started some new mess about my husband cheating, and
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: she told two of my aunts, and this is what
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: she said. Friday night, my husband went to a comedy
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: show at the casino with his brother. Your mama was
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: there gambling, but she wasn't supposed to be there, so
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: she said she watched my husband from a farther and
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: he was with the girl he cheated with. I told
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: her that is no way he is that stupid. Oh okay, well, well,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: no way he is that stupid to be in public
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: with this girl again. She kept insisting that it was
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: him and her.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: So what did you do?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: You asked your husband, let's clear this up right away,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: and guess what he's said with his stupid.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 12: What, Yes, she was there.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Now a minute ago.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: You just said, there is no way he is that
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: stupid to be in public with this girl again. So
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: you asked him and he said, yes, she was there,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: and then guess what he told you. Is a free country,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: so she can go see a show if he want to,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: and it has nothing to do with him. Why did
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: your mama say she was there with him. You think
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: he saw her and didn't talk to You think that
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: they wasn't walking around the casino after the show because
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: your mama wasn't at the Because remember this, your mama
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: wasn't at the comedy show. Your mama was at the casino,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: and whether she was supposed to be or not, the
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: comedy show is not in the middle of the casino.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: I performed at many they have separate rooms with soundstage.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Lighting and everything.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: Comedy shows and singers at hotels are just there to
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: draw foot traffic, because in order to go to the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: theater or the performer, you have to walk through the
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: casino to see them. They are there merely as to
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: create foot traffic into the casino.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: So now I warned her.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: My mother insists that I am brainwashed and that he
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: is a cheating loser. I warn her that if she
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: don't stop spreading rumors, I'm gonna tell my dad about
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: her gambling addiction.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Lady, your daddy't know that. Your daddy knows she at
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: the casino. He cool with that.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: He been tired of your mama, so he let her
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: go to the casino to gamble. He at the house chilling.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: He enjoyed hisself. Peace, come with a call. Why can't
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: they stop hating on my marriage? I don't know if
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: they hating on your marriage more than your man is.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Now. Your man is with her.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: Brother at the comedy show, and she just happens to
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: be at the comedy show the girl he cheated with,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: and your mama saw him at the casino, not at
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: the comedy show. The comedy show is inside the casino.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: Your mama was out there gambling and she saw them
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: at the casino, which means they was outside the comedy show. Now, yeah,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: he can't stop up from going to the comedy show,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: but he can show a range to meet her in
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: the casino. So stupid, just didn't see your mama, that's
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: all this is. And you blaming everybody but your man.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: So I can't help you. But I do like your
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: daddy though, I do like your daddy.
• 1:10:02
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  Speaker 1: And it's time for right or wrong. Steve, you be
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  Speaker 1: the judge.
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  Speaker 6: Let go, All right, Tommy, let's go, so tell me this.
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  Speaker 18: Okay, if athletes get at the least feet, an astronaut get.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 20: Missile, shouldn't an astronaut get missile?
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  Speaker 4: Exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're cute with these I like you. Well you didn't.
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  Speaker 18: You didn't play ball before you was a boxer. You
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  Speaker 18: didn't got a childie horse? Yeah, but what do a
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  Speaker 18: horse get?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 11: You?
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  Speaker 3: See?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 18: Like int the Kentucky Derby, I mean yeah, if you're
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 18: in the Kentucky Derby and a horse pulled up, what
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 18: did he get?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: You don't get? You don't get a horse? I mean,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: what do you get? You're stupid? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Three three for three saying anything.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 18: I'm just asking legitimate questions. Good, Okay, If an orange is.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: An orange, yeah, then why is a lime not green?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: But why we don't call it a green? Give me
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: a green cause the green already? But the orange is
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: orange already. You see.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 9: No, no, we don't.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Orange is orange.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 11: We get it.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: But yeah, we get it, you stupid like because that's
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: the only fruit that is orange.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: See, you can have a.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: Green apple a tangerine. Tangerine is not orange. That's a tangerine.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: It's a form of an orange.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, He'll go to one that really bothers.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, you know that? Yeah that good?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 18: Okay, okay, one okay. If peanut butter cookies, yeah it
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 18: is made out of peanut. But what is girls got
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 18: cookies made out?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 18: Do I make I'm just trying to make sense, That's all.
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  Speaker 18: I'm just trying to make sense.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 10: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been in a hot air balloon at all?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want him. I've been in the blimp. I
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  Speaker 2: That's what we told him it was. We had just
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys know this here?
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  Speaker 3: It seems that.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Your pain, like she's saying, I mean, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, it seems that cursing triggers the body's natural fight
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  Speaker 10: professor doctor Richard Stevens explained, swearing is drug free, calorie free,
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  Speaker 10: costs free, and side effects free.
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  Speaker 1: So why not try it?
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  Speaker 10: Yes, I gotta ask you guys. Yeah, Steve, Tommy just
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  Speaker 10: helped you out. And Carla to Steve, how how tell me?
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  Speaker 6: Is it has been such an integral part of my life?
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, man, that's why I don't have hot
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  Speaker 6: blood pressure. I ain't got diabetes, I ain't got uscles
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  Speaker 6: because I don't have.
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  Speaker 2: Backup in me. See, I released stuff. I've tried to
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  Speaker 2: tell it to people for years.
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  Speaker 6: There's a lot of people, you know, hey, Christians, be
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  Speaker 6: telling my own cussin all they Okay, that's fine, you know,
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  Speaker 6: but you are uptight, uh.
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  Speaker 2: Uptight? Also having Christian?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what you have.
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  Speaker 2: That's why a lot of Christians have.
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  Speaker 6: That's why you're also having Christian And that's why a
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  Speaker 6: lot of Christians have alsos. A lot of people have diabetes,
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  Speaker 6: a lot of them got hoigh blood. I ain't got
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  Speaker 6: none of that.
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  Speaker 18: So let's so let's go to a cussing session. Dog,
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  Speaker 18: that's gonna help us relieve ourselves. Let's go to a
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  Speaker 18: cussing session. Okay, go ahead, Okay, careful, a real loud
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  Speaker 18: st kiss my hoy, just go give it to me
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  Speaker 18: right here.
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  Speaker 2: This is gonna really.
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  Speaker 3: That that does.
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  Speaker 2: That's one of my phrases.
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  Speaker 5: Higher hold.
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  Speaker 6: I like to quit the word hold in front of
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  Speaker 6: a scause it encompasses everything. It's letting you know that
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  Speaker 6: you're gonna need to really lick your lips to get
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  Speaker 6: this done, because.
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  Speaker 2: I need for you to kiss my hole. See.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes you can add adjectives with cussing. That makes it better.
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  Speaker 6: Next question, Okay, I wish to, I wish to, you would,
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  Speaker 6: And it's important that the keyword is there's two.
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  Speaker 4: That's our.
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  Speaker 2: See that that's very pointed.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, you gotta just this a word in front of
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  Speaker 6: the cuss word that gives it its validic, it's its flame.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: Now that any who in the see that's the real
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 6: that's easy one because you can just do a real
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 6: simple right that. Who in the hell? If you don't
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: like advanced cussing, you get who in hell? Drink all
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  Speaker 6: in here.
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  Speaker 4: It's the level.
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  Speaker 11: This is level.
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  Speaker 6: This is entry level cussing. This will get your started.
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  Speaker 6: It'llt least help you out.
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  Speaker 9: Can I ask you one up here?
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  Speaker 13: Go?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, you say, somebody keeps saying your name? Oh well
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  Speaker 9: no Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve mother.
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  Speaker 6: What see now the red you use that word right there, name,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: So you have to give him name and that's why
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: you want to use that word right, yes, call.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: It you guys.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: I got a question for Steve.
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  Speaker 14: Come on, Carlo, can I borrow four hundred and fifty
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 14: thousand dollars than.
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  Speaker 11: Erry?
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  Speaker 4: Hurry up, urry.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to the
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: So, according to nutritionists, certain foods guys contain natural sleep
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  Speaker 10: promoting compounds like tripp to faine and turkey that makes
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  Speaker 10: you sleepy after Thanksgiving dinner. Also, carbohydrates raise your blood
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  Speaker 10: sugar and serotonin levels, which then converts into melowtonin a
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  Speaker 10: natural sleep eid. Here are some foods that can add
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  Speaker 10: to your evening diet that you can add to your
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  Speaker 10: evening diet to help you fall asleep faster and get
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  Speaker 10: some quality sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Before I give you the list, what do you think
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  Speaker 1: they might be?
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  Speaker 2: Pie?
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  Speaker 6: Nope, not on the list because it's a boring put
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  Speaker 6: me to sleep every time I try.
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  Speaker 1: Banana.
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  Speaker 10: Bananas naturally on the list. You eat bananas, it will
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  Speaker 10: help you get some quality sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, maybe I better quit eating bananas on the
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  Speaker 2: golf course.
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  Speaker 10: Because here, because you start to get sleepy around it.
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  Speaker 10: No bananas any other sea not pumpkin pie, Almonds.
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  Speaker 1: Almonds, they make you sleep, They help you get a
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  Speaker 1: good night's sleep. Cherries or cherry juice.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I love old Oh that chip?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, see that one common Miller, Lavender tea, who.
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  Speaker 2: I love that mouth wide Oprah.
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  Speaker 10: Eggs, Steve, you love eggs, and those are the books
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  Speaker 10: that help you get a good night's sleep.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: So thank you, oh my favorite.
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  Speaker 9: I love it all right.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 10: Coming up, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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  Speaker 10: and at thirty three minutes after we'll play a round
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  Speaker 10: of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather.
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  Speaker 10: Guys, happy wife, happy life? Or would you rather you
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  Speaker 10: both be happy?
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  Speaker 9: It's a but I would like me, but I don't
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  Speaker 9: see it coming.
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  Speaker 1: Not would you rather? Of the choice of you, would
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  Speaker 1: you rather?
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  Speaker 2: I'll go ahead.
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  Speaker 13: For you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know how that's what would you rather?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: I thought that's the desert?
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  Speaker 9: Is it ever?
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's hear from from the nephew.
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  Speaker 2: What happy wife, happy in life? I'm not messing that up?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, good answer, good answer?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather be super rich, super rich and small
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 10: down you know there?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you rather have an average income and be big?
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  Speaker 11: You know?
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  Speaker 18: I know I'd be rich with a nice little Yeah,
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  Speaker 18: I mean I'm going super rich. So if y'all asked
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  Speaker 18: a question calling him, y'all be a little tiny thing,
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  Speaker 18: just just rich as all get out, show him.
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  Speaker 9: Junior, well, you know, will go. You know I'm already
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  Speaker 9: being might as well go be a.
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  Speaker 1: Then listen to the stunter. All right, let's hear from
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  Speaker 1: the man super rich.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not fitting to give up my money for nothing.
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  Speaker 6: Can't nobody tell about talk about it? Anyway? So how
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  Speaker 6: you feel about me?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather have very skinny legs or very long neck?
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  Speaker 10: Which one man.
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  Speaker 2: Lone neck?
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  Speaker 1: Skinny legs are long neck.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let's go with the legs. I got rein
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  Speaker 2: deal legs anyway, So you rather have that? Just keep
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: with your out your turtleneck don't fit right, don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: You would be looking crazy because you were running all right, leagues,
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  Speaker 1: all right?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather be sexy and hated by many or
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 10: average looking and very popular?
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  Speaker 2: Not going to be here?
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  Speaker 6: That's the basis of your popular Come on now, come
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  Speaker 6: on and all three of us it's beach.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 5: Guys?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you so much for listening. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you're up closing remarks.
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  Speaker 4: What you got?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, more and more.
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  Speaker 6: I try to share things that I learned as I
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  Speaker 6: pick them up, you know, I try to, you know,
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  Speaker 6: when I'm talking to people about.
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  Speaker 2: My faith and my walk.
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  Speaker 6: I guess I use myself as an example because I
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  Speaker 6: wanted I try to simplify for people, because man, so
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 6: many people get turned off with traditional religion. And there's
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 6: nothing wrong with church.
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  Speaker 11: Man.
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  Speaker 6: I think that church is one of the great institutions
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 6: that that's ever been around, you know, But some people
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 6: can't get there, and some people get turned off by
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 6: people in the church.
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  Speaker 2: When it's really the relationship with God that you try
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: to foster.
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  Speaker 6: But there are some people in churches that can be
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 6: quite a turnof in you trying to find the piece
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 6: you're looking for in your life or the answers you're
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 6: looking for in your life, because you go to this
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 6: building and somebody in the building ain't really a good
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 6: example of Christian or whatever your faith is, and all
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 6: of a sudden they come in and they did they
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 6: full of more devil than being at a club.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes.
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  Speaker 6: So what I what I try to people through my
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 6: own little form of testimonies, to show you that you
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  Speaker 6: can have this walk with God just the way you are,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: that you don't have to try to fix yourself to
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 6: have this relationship that you got to start somewhere. And God,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 6: God deal with regular people all the time. God just
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 6: don't deal with the people that consider themselves holy. God
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  Speaker 6: deal with regular people. God take regular people and turn
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 6: them into heroes. God take regular people. The Bible is
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 6: full of stories of regular people that God used as
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 6: an example, people who showed the extraordinary exhibitions of faith
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  Speaker 6: and hope. And so I just try to share with
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 6: the people stuff that I learned along the way. One
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  Speaker 6: of the things I was learning, man, was I had
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 6: to really learn to accept each day just as it
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 6: came to me. And that's what I want to share
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  Speaker 6: with you today. You got to people, we got to
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  Speaker 6: start accepting the day as it comes to you. Do
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  Speaker 6: not waste your time and energy wishing for a different
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 6: set of circumstances because it's not going to happen. Do
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  Speaker 6: you know how much time and energy you burn wishing
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: things weren't the way they were. Do you know how
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: much time and energy you've wished hoping something was different
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: and there's no way it can be different.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: We're spending too much time with that.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 6: You got to accept the things in the day that
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 6: you can't do anything about, and remember you and remember something, man,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 6: that instead of that, start trusting in the process that
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: God has a special design and a special purpose for
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 6: you even with these difficulties. Man, you got to trust
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  Speaker 6: in the process. His plan for you is different from
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 6: my plan, it's different from your mother's plan, it's different
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 6: from all your friends' plans. But don't so don't spend
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  Speaker 6: that much time and energy like so many of us do,
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  Speaker 6: like I've done. I can't count the times I did
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 6: it man wishing certain circumstances weren't the circumstances, but they are.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 6: Now, what you gonna do about it? This could be
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 6: an opportunity for you to get closer to God. Sometimes
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 6: trials and tribulations and things come our way because God
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 6: just want us to be closer to it. You know
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 6: how people get aggravated all the time. People kill me
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 6: when they say this. He went to prison, he found
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: the Lord. He had to wait till he went to
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 6: prison and found the Lord. Okay, okay, but he found him.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 6: See, everybody ain't got to go to prison to find him.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 6: You know how I found him. I found him living
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: in a car. You know how else I found him?
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 6: I found him when he took everyth thing from me twice.
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  Speaker 6: You know how I found him. I found him out
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  Speaker 6: to two divorces, man, when they just looked like I
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 6: wasn't gonna rise no more. And guess what, I keep
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 6: finding him over and over and over again. I keep
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 6: finding how great he really is. Every time a hardship
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: come in my life, I find out a little bit
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 6: more about it.
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  Speaker 2: I find out just.
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  Speaker 6: How powerful, how forgiving, how loving, how merciful, how graceful
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: he really is every time something happened, when.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: They write me off and he lifts me up again.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 6: I keep finding out about him every day I wake
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 6: up how good he really is. So don't worry about
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 6: the brother. They go to prison and find it. And
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: now he want to tell me about the Lord he
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 6: been sitting in a cell. Well maybe that's what it took.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 6: Maybe that's what it took. But the same thing it
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: took for him to find the Lord, something gonna happen
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 6: to you to make you find him too. And sometimes,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 6: like I say, you need them trials and them tribulations
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: to get you in a better place. He trials in
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 6: triple relations ain't to break you in, to destroy you.
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  Speaker 6: It's to strengthen you. You need all it is to
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: draw you closer. You think about it, you wouldn't even
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 6: go to God if you didn't need him. Must be
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 6: talking to myself. I know I wouldn't have if everything
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: went right for me my whole life. You think I'd
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 6: be talking to God all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Now because I got everything.
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  Speaker 6: But I need him no, And it pushed me to it,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 6: and I'm glad it did. So remember stop tripping about
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: your circumstances. Man, get yourself in contact with your creator.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 6: God loves you, want some relationship with you. Sometimes he
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 6: trials and tribulations is to get that relationship. Okay, those
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 6: are my closing remarks. I hope I ain't step on
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 6: nobody's toes. Talk to God. He loved to hear from you.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 6: Okay for sure.
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