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Steve's Carpet Business, Comedy Roulette, Things Steve Hates, Favorite Gifts and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all all looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: them like amazing bus things and it's not do me good.
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  Speaker 1: To Steve Hart, I don't joy. You gotta use that
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  Speaker 1: turn very You gotta turn to turn them out. Got
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out to turn the water the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your bad ah ha, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody. Are you listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: gig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, I got something for you today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna have a conversation this morning about my understanding of
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  Speaker 1: grace now that I've gotten older and I've come in
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  Speaker 1: to a better understanding of a lot of things I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know about when I was younger. This is just
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  Speaker 1: my interpretation of grace. Now once again, y'all listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't nobody's pastor, I ain't nobody's minister. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you can go to church and get
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  Speaker 1: a far more extensive definition of one I'm giving you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking to people. You know. Grace is this
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  Speaker 1: thing that that God provides for us, and grace it's
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  Speaker 1: just things that you get that's really undeserving, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I look at my life as it is today.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Look, I work hard and I have faith
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  Speaker 1: in God that I do so things are going to
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  Speaker 1: happen in my life. But the way my life is now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't deserve all of this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't don't. I don't look at it that way.
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  Speaker 1: I have been the beneficiary of God's grace. I have
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  Speaker 1: aligned myself in a position to accept whatever grace God
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  Speaker 1: has for me, and it will be far abundant and
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  Speaker 1: exceedingly in anything you could think of. His grace supersedes
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  Speaker 1: anything you could possibly imagine. You know, the goals that
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  Speaker 1: I set and the aspirations that I shoot for, and
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  Speaker 1: the things that I have on my dream board. I
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  Speaker 1: have the faith that God give it to me. But
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  Speaker 1: what He does with grace, he gives you far more
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  Speaker 1: than that. He gives you what He has for you,
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  Speaker 1: not what you can see. You can't see all He
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  Speaker 1: has for you. It's impossible. Who are you? How can
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  Speaker 1: you possibly imagine what he can imagine? How can you
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  Speaker 1: possibly think? How he can think? How how can you
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  Speaker 1: possibly do what he can do. How can it be
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  Speaker 1: that isn't a single mind living or a collection of
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  Speaker 1: minds that could have thought of earth? What in your
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  Speaker 1: wildest imagination could have made you think of Earth? The stars,
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  Speaker 1: the heavens, the oceans, the galaxy, the constellations? What in
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  Speaker 1: your mind? What in any man's mind? We can point
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  Speaker 1: at it and analyze it, but we show it couldn't
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  Speaker 1: have thought of it. So come on now, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about lining yourself up with God's grace, which he will
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  Speaker 1: give to you if you if you want some of
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  Speaker 1: it now. But now, his thing about grace, it can't
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  Speaker 1: be bought. If it could, if it could be bought,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you I would pour all the money I
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  Speaker 1: have and dump it into grace, because, after discovering what
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  Speaker 1: it is, it's this goodness that God shines on you
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  Speaker 1: simply as a reward of some type for his love
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  Speaker 1: for you and for you attempting for you, attempting to
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  Speaker 1: do right, not because you get it right. Because if
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  Speaker 1: He judged us purely on how we are the right
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  Speaker 1: and wrong of it, we would all be doomed, all
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  Speaker 1: of us, every last one of us would be doomed,
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  Speaker 1: because we all fall short We all make mistakes, we
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  Speaker 1: all sin, we all get it wrong from time to time.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's perfect. Man. Now I understand what my mother was
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  Speaker 1: saying about cleaning the house. All I want is a
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  Speaker 1: little more grace. All I need is a little more
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  Speaker 1: grace when the last time you ask God for some grace. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you like I know everything. If
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  Speaker 1: you just benefit from His grace, which you already have,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're not aware of it, you don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. Become aware of grace, Get aware of
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  Speaker 1: the fact that God does things for you simply because
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  Speaker 1: He loves you. He does things for you that you
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  Speaker 1: don't even deserve. Somehow, you just wonder how you just
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  Speaker 1: got over when you didn't even do the things to
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  Speaker 1: get over. Sometimes you don't even know how you got
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  Speaker 1: that job you got when you ain't even really do
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  Speaker 1: the things to get the job. How you end up
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  Speaker 1: where you are? All education you thought you went and got,
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  Speaker 1: and hey, how you end up where you are today
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  Speaker 1: in a much better position than your education could have
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  Speaker 1: ever gotten you. That's grace. How I get every place
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  Speaker 1: I am today. I didn't plan this, man. If I
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  Speaker 1: could have planned my life, the way it is. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you know how to have done it? When I was
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  Speaker 1: living in that car? If I knew how to do it, No,
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  Speaker 1: I benefited from his grace. I'm just a beneficiary of
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  Speaker 1: his grace, of his goodness and his mercy. God's goodness
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  Speaker 1: is better than your goodness. God's goodness is better than
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  Speaker 1: your mother's goodness. It's better than your wife's or your
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  Speaker 1: husband or your booze goodness. God's goodness is different. His
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  Speaker 1: goodness man covers some stuff you can't even imagine. So
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  Speaker 1: why are you trying to put your life together when
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  Speaker 1: the last time you asked him for just a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of grace? When have you thought of your life
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  Speaker 1: in terms of the grace that it has already benefited from?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever done that? Man? Just thought about you know?
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  Speaker 1: You hear songs like my soul looked back and wonder
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  Speaker 1: how I got over. That's grace. That's all I can
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  Speaker 1: call it. Now. Like I said, you can go to
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  Speaker 1: church or somewhere ever you want to, and ministers that
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  Speaker 1: the wind at school to teach this thing way better
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  Speaker 1: than me. I'm just giving you from a layman standpoint. Man,
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  Speaker 1: have you thought about his grace? Would you not bewailed
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  Speaker 1: to be a beneficiary of his grace? Would it not? Certain? Now,
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  Speaker 1: check this out. The better you try to do, the
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  Speaker 1: more grace he'll give to you. And that grace can't
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  Speaker 1: be bought, Like I said, it's free. You can't purchase grace.
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  Speaker 1: But the better you try to become, the more the
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  Speaker 1: more grace he gets to put your way. So man,
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  Speaker 1: just try, why don't you just try to do better? Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: quick tip. Mind, I'm gonna start next week. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: start at the new year. Now you now you do
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  Speaker 1: that every year, you know, the ambras at the new year,
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  Speaker 1: we eat better at the new year. I'm gonna I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna gonna get in here and the new year. If
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it now. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do not stop trying to do something, do it,
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  Speaker 1: stop talking about it, do it now. The best way
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  Speaker 1: to benefit from his grace is starting action now in
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  Speaker 1: old w now, right now today, what you're waiting on.
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  Speaker 1: All you're doing is delaying his opportunity to bless you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, you know, do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: times we do that? We delay his opportunity to bless
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  Speaker 1: us by not starting now. If you're gonna get healthy,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you start now? Now? You're gonna trip a
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  Speaker 1: little bit called the holidays coming. But you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to eat bad all the time. You could start eating
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  Speaker 1: correct today you could. You could and then guess what
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  Speaker 1: that could be? Some grace on the end of that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just giving you a little cheap analogy. But do
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  Speaker 1: you feel what I'm saying to you? Start thinking in
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  Speaker 1: terms of grace? What He has done for you and
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  Speaker 1: provided for you that you ain't even see coming. That
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  Speaker 1: you know, you keep calling them blessings And I got
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  Speaker 1: that a lot of it, and us all it is.
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  Speaker 1: But man, have you thought about the stuff that didn't
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  Speaker 1: happen to you? You can't account for I. For me,
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  Speaker 1: that's been grace and I'm beneficiary of it. And that's
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  Speaker 1: available to everybody that wants sull Next time you're talking
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  Speaker 1: to him, just check in with grace. See what that is.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's better than money. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: here it is Steve Robbing Morning Show in your mouth?
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  Speaker 1: Do it? Steve? Are you doing looking real good today?
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  Speaker 1: Calling for good morning? Was handing, loving mondies, oh junior
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  Speaker 1: saying morning up, mon up, nephew, timing dog, get dope
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  Speaker 1: in the building. Yeah, let me holidays everybody feeling you
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  Speaker 1: feel it? I feel it. Why don't you put that
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  Speaker 1: Christmas tree up? Ye oh what a Christmas tree? Pitch?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you so young? So I would? I would?
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  Speaker 1: I've been warming you know my ears out. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do. I called this awful. We got started, okay,
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  Speaker 1: maybe wanted to see you. It ain't gonna be what
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  Speaker 1: you think. Oh man, I know it's baller. Been to
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  Speaker 1: the mall, that's it. Yeah, zach saint tree. This one
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  Speaker 1: a little shorter this year, this one twenty feet that's
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  Speaker 1: still taller. Man, if you stop, you need to quit that.
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  Speaker 1: It's somebody turn a little tree over right now, you say, kid,
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  Speaker 1: you're not man. It stems from my whole childhood. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It was I love Christmas. It was my favorite holiday.
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  Speaker 1: And I just thought they just did it right down
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  Speaker 1: at that damn mall. I don't know how they got
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  Speaker 1: and put the lights only bad but this cold right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Fact displace that ever, But we can't hear this, yeah right,
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  Speaker 1: see that as a kid and then actually be able
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  Speaker 1: to do it as an adult. You know, that's a
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  Speaker 1: dream come true. It is Sherlotte. It's like it's like
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  Speaker 1: man to be able to do that. Man, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: so badly a big tree. Yeah, man, I was my dad.
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  Speaker 1: Well you got it now when you do it? Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't done it. I love Christmas too, though, I
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  Speaker 1: really do. What was the ultimate gift you got as
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  Speaker 1: a kid that you just back? Oh? My god in Oregon? Man,
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  Speaker 1: a life size doll? A gold card? Oh you got
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  Speaker 1: a gold cart junior? Wow? Man, Wow, that's big right there?
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  Speaker 1: Driving at fourteen, I'm about here. Tandy Street anyway, a
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  Speaker 1: long way, man, that it couldn't cut the yard. I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna what about you? Steve come on a red
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  Speaker 1: fly wagon with the side RILs on it. Whole the
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  Speaker 1: hustling begins. That was your first car. I didn't let
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  Speaker 1: nobody ride in my wag. And we aren't playing this.
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  Speaker 1: That was your first collect pop bottles. This work wag,
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  Speaker 1: this pull me up the street, not in this stag.
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  Speaker 1: What about your nephew, big Will you know that the
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  Speaker 1: little handle on that when you can hook slide with it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What what plastic? We yes? The pla I wore them out.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, listen, coming up, we'll continue to talk
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  Speaker 1: more about our favorite Christmas memories and holiday traditions and
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  Speaker 1: all of that, and we'll hear from Steve of course
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hours, when we'll be back
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  Speaker 1: right after this when you gotta go. Card you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show, all right to Steve, let's talk about some
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  Speaker 1: of your favorite Christmas memories, um, you know, and your
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  Speaker 1: favorite holiday tradition. I want to ask you, like Poe memories.
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  Speaker 1: But that was good though, you know what it because
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know, you know, no difference, Yeah, I figured
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  Speaker 1: just the way it was right everyone, you know, everybody
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  Speaker 1: get a gilt huh what did you sitting around? Thing?
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  Speaker 1: You open multiple packages? Just damn gift man. But the
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  Speaker 1: tearing off of the wrapping thing. Yes, yeah, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: use that paper next year, I know. And my mom
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  Speaker 1: wrapped like the grocery store wrapped. That was her thing.
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  Speaker 1: She oh, yes, she could look just like it did
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  Speaker 1: at the at the department stores. My mom could wrap. Yeah, man, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I got easy. Oh yes, the Lord with the light
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  Speaker 1: with the light if I wrapped you to knew it.
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  Speaker 1: Everything I wrapped with the exact shape of whatever dog
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  Speaker 1: dog if you if you thought it was a truck,
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  Speaker 1: that's probably what it was. It was obvious, never going
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  Speaker 1: over under the tree and just feeling on the gifts
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  Speaker 1: trying to guess what it was. Man if I wrapped it, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you knew. Wow, I got a bowling ball. You know
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  Speaker 1: exactly what looked like he gave. Remember when I got
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  Speaker 1: a tape recorder one year. Oh, that was always a
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  Speaker 1: good at the beginning of my career, right there, tape recorder. Yes, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got a sting rewind fast forward, Yes, yea good
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  Speaker 1: good stuff. One of my most frightening Christmases was because
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  Speaker 1: of that tape recorder right there. Oh yeah, what happened?
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  Speaker 1: What you pressed play and recorder and Frank get it done? Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: my mama got me mine for Christmas. I took it
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  Speaker 1: upstairs and recorded Rudy ray More signifying the Monkey God
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  Speaker 1: down in the jungle d that signified market damn show
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  Speaker 1: didn't got it walked through the trees and all up
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  Speaker 1: and that market. I was in elementary school. He was cut.
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  Speaker 1: He was seven to six or seven. You know about
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  Speaker 1: Rudy ray More When my dad and them used to
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  Speaker 1: play it ok, And I used to sit on the
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  Speaker 1: steps in the hallway and listen to it. Be in
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  Speaker 1: the hallway Hollyday. Everybody had the albums Man, but I
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  Speaker 1: rememberized album the Whole Signifying Monkey, and I could sound
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  Speaker 1: just like him. So when my mama got it, I
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  Speaker 1: went upstairs and I'm recording wear down in the Jungle
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  Speaker 1: d Signifying Market, cussing and everything I'm talking about cuss
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  Speaker 1: like that's when your first love. You feel a love
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  Speaker 1: like this. So everything going good. We go to church
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  Speaker 1: that morning. We come back. A couple of sister Porter
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  Speaker 1: and sister all Bell came over to see my mom
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  Speaker 1: and they was in there in the living room and
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  Speaker 1: I had my recorder on them coffee table because I say,
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  Speaker 1: saw a cookie on the down room table. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to get a matter of fact of rice Chrispiak. And
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  Speaker 1: when I came back, my mama had to recorder in
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  Speaker 1: her laugh my stomach. She said what they was all
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Uh, sister Harvey, what is that? That's these
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  Speaker 1: new recorders that you buy. We bought one for Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just looking at man, don't hit that son later
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  Speaker 1: to say, what's on it? My mama pressed play. I
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  Speaker 1: opened it up like this, wear down in the Jungle D.
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  Speaker 1: That's signifying market that did ever sleep? Yeah, I'm cussing
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  Speaker 1: it everything in front of it. I mean, it's on
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  Speaker 1: the record. So my mama trying to find the button,
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  Speaker 1: but she can't cut it all. She can't control the
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  Speaker 1: volume of nothing. She steady hitting the plate button. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's already down, and your baby talking. Lady at the
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  Speaker 1: church say, oh, that's that's rudy ray Mo. No, So
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  Speaker 1: I said, okay, that might help a little bit, they say,
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  Speaker 1: She say, but who is it though? Oh? Who's saying this? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everybody looking at me. I'm just trying to figure out
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  Speaker 1: how I can make this recorded disappear. And b if
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  Speaker 1: I stay here and look out the window, maybe they
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  Speaker 1: won't notice this. Me. Man, I was stitting there in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: My mama's finally cut that thing up. She said, boy
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  Speaker 1: Lord Jesus, when your daddy get home? Oh no, man,
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  Speaker 1: So they left. My daddy came home. She says, snake,
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  Speaker 1: listen to what this boy didn't put on his on Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: And she pressed play again, Wear Down the Jungle D.
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  Speaker 1: My daddy saying, what is that? My mom was saying,
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  Speaker 1: that's your son, boy, and then my dad and listening
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  Speaker 1: to it and star smiling, Why that's you? Uh huh, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just shrinking. I coming up more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening show all right.
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  Speaker 1: Before we went to Brake, Steve, you were telling us
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  Speaker 1: the story about when your dad heard you recite Rudy
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  Speaker 1: ray Moore on your brand new carmacord come home on Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Look at what your boys doing. Yeah, so she pressed
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  Speaker 1: on way down that blankly Blake didn't ever sleep walking
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  Speaker 1: through trees and swinging in the sand. That like, ain't it?
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  Speaker 1: So my daddy listened to it and he smiled. He said, boy,
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  Speaker 1: that's you. Oh yes, you're tru all. He said, where
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  Speaker 1: your cold a go? Get your coat? Come on, confidence,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never done that. I used to go onto
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  Speaker 1: the basement. What is the coat? He puts me in
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  Speaker 1: the car, he gets the machine, We back out. We
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  Speaker 1: drive right up to Earl's gas station about five minutes
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  Speaker 1: from the house. He got walking there on there man
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  Speaker 1: Christmas slick. What's up a little boy? Man? Christmas? He's boy,
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  Speaker 1: I got something for y'all. Right, here, tell me who
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  Speaker 1: this is here? So all the men and that boy
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  Speaker 1: that rooted right more, No, they ain't that sky class
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  Speaker 1: you lying by that boy right here? This boy sound
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  Speaker 1: you're like U remote. So mister Wales say, well, do
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  Speaker 1: some of it? Oh man, you can't you tell you
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  Speaker 1: about in front of y'all life and I got the
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  Speaker 1: cousin from y'all. Did you do it? Yeah? Wait like
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  Speaker 1: that right there here like oh man, I love it,
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  Speaker 1: I love it, I love it. My daddy thought it
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  Speaker 1: was the greatest thing. You here now, he said, the
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  Speaker 1: woman get back home, tell you mama, we rode and
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  Speaker 1: talk about it. Okay, Well, ain't gonna whoop your cause
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  Speaker 1: its own quick. Oh it's been a twenty six. You've
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  Speaker 1: got toe up in the well. He didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: whip me, no one, cousin. He thought it was greatness.
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  Speaker 1: He thought that was the great thing. Yeah, pure grace.
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  Speaker 1: You take all that cussing off of that machine. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't even where you to learn these words from. You're
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  Speaker 1: playing that all the party album is good? Yeah? Yeah, wow?
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  Speaker 1: Who else you listen to? Dog? Good Christmas memories? Right there? Fox,
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  Speaker 1: that's no This country comedian named Jered Cloud Jerry Cloud
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what we listened to. And he'll be
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  Speaker 1: many yeah, I love it, no that he'll be funny
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  Speaker 1: funny man. Yea. I was still a Richard Pride for
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  Speaker 1: my daddy. Oh huh, I'm doing Richard and Eddie. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like Delirious was my my stand up, specially that Eddie
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  Speaker 1: Delirious who Richard Pryde wanted. That's the one. Yeah. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that was back in the day when you
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: when your parents had parties, and weren't those called party
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: albums or something play. Yeah, absolutely party albums. So they
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: were playing you couldn't listen. You had to come in
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: in dance for him, and you had to go to
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: the back. Yeah, come on. And the player was right
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: next to the steps leading up to my room and
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: he was behind the wall. I said, on the steps,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I learned how to cuss everything. Yeah, the good old day,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Gus Gus Gus goody Google, I said, American classic right there?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: For that red level outfit, that was classic. Yeah, yeah,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: for sure. Was that red leather wrong? Was delirious with
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: the red purple? Yeah? Ra was purple leather all leather?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Raw's wrong? Yeah, raws wrong? No, man, when that food
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: was doing that that food was doing that dog man.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, damn that when he got shot when
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: he was doing the hits. But we see the mine
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: me Na my name. Then dude said you uh why
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: me times a lady the night new I knew knew
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  Speaker 1: that boy saying I was Hollan. Yeah, he gave us
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: some great laughs and man, yes, Velvet Jones, mister Robinson's neighborhood. Yeah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: answer the dog who is movies the absolute best sketch
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: artist man? Yeah that damn teddy man James Browning that
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  Speaker 1: hot tub or dog man he stuck his man, don't
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: get in the hot tub. Wait a minute, boy, that
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: was it boy in the in the movie Trading Places,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: What is your name? Valentine? Valentine boy, when they finally
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: got him off the street and took him to the house. Yeah,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: and they had him in the back and he was
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: taking the bathroom. They was coming out shifting the dope
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: and he was in that singing. When I showed that
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  Speaker 1: to my dad and my dad at Holliday last Man,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: when you think a good bye? When you got it
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  Speaker 1: by War used to open this show every day with that, right, Yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: that's where I got it. From many good memory. I
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: tell you, man that that that what's what's what's the
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: best for the eight hours? A Beverly Hills come, Oh,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: what's for the eight hours? About when he was with
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Nick noted coming to America, coming to them, funniest comedy
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: movie I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah, it was great. It
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: was green all right. Coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour and Entertainment New Steve. You're gonna love this,
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Harts me. Are you listening, Steve? Sexual child? Are
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you listening? Sexual Child? Go ahead, all right, we'll be
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. These are some phrases you here.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: What we're gonna do is make the setting. We're gonna
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: play some music. Point you're in a real Christmas party,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: and these are some of the phrases that you're here
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: at your average black or family Christmas party. Keyword black.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I heard that. All right, Here we go and now
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: we take you to every holiday Christmas gathering and we
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: give you sounds of a black Christmas part. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know it'd been my mom. Hey, can I can I
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: get some of y'all to help me put an earl
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: in the coffee. Somebody just well, I'd like to laugh too.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: So what did she say? That was so fun? Anybody
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: seen my purse? It was right there on the kitchen table,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: right there. I put it right there. That's hey, y'all,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: y'all can't smoke that in my mama's house. And y'all
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: out of toilet paper. Where y'all keep it? Plunge, I'm
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: gonna need that plunge. Your hold up, y'all, don't go
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: in there. So what so what the girl like garl? Well,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: they got to do with you? She got down. You
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing. We can take all this outside. Oh yeah,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: right now, that's real right that. I love y'alling all,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: But I need to stay out of my bedroom right there. No,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: it's not a weed. This is my real hair. Yeah,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: my real hair. A baby. Hey, look, if I was young,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I'll stay out there bad foot it for about you
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  Speaker 1: for five minutes. No, no, no, heah, no, hell no,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't know it was out the heel made this egg.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: That's why I told you I needed to help to
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: get him in the car. We went in heavy. I
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: ain't eating that. Breaking another ornament on that tree. We
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna have nothing to hang on him next year.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I know you ain't out there peeing in my mama
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: bake yuh. Come on, man, come on dog, stop stop
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: balling that Christmas paper. We're gonna use it next year.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: She knew he was married, She knew he was married
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  Speaker 1: us him. Well, look who went a white woman? I
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: mean the just sounds you here at a black Yes,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I'll accept the charges. Coming watch your first. They they
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: don't let him preach at church, but he want to
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: come over here and pray for thirty minutes. It's just
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: too much right here. Yeah, Oh she had enough. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: Hey y'all, long distance front of prison. Everybody won't say,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: hi ya, hey' Robert, what's going on? Right? What's up? Y'all?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? Fair man? I wish I could
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: be that with y'all. Who all over there? Everybody? Anybody?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: What's man? Huh? Let me talk to hey, Bernita Robert
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: on the phone. I ain't saying nothing, but you know,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: we'll go ahead, just you know, talk to you. I
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: can't believe the family that don't bring the damn thing,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: take the most home I never bring. Look at me.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: We're about to eat the game, and damn, I can't
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: get this isn't got late. We probably gonna have to
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: stay tonight. I don't I don't do that drive now,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you know claires don't like to drive at night. Why
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: we can't eat the lands? Get here, y'all going to
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: living room and speaking this Burne's in the hospital being
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: just gonna walk right by. What y'all doing it? Hey?
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Here the black cryst we're trying to get kry party.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Oh no, we've been out to Crystal Black. How go out? Then?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Tell Davante to bring that walker back in here so
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: mister still can get to the table. You mean, timmy,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: you ain't got no flash greens missus burn from from
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: the hospital. Bid your grandmama from the hospital. Bid and
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: again turn them greens down. Smell him in hill. Hey,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: can anybody mean a jump? I'm trying to go to
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: wood five. He worked. He get they're getting paid double,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: get paid double tonight. Yeah, you don't get that over time?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Get that? Well, that's gonna get out of here. Watch
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: this game, y'all. Y'all, y'all TV be cutting on going
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: to the house so I can see this game. You fool,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: you're talking like somebody and took them down falling. I
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: know we had eight falling chairs. Took that fall off
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: the table? Who took the phone? That's my fault. All right,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. That's it. You're listening to morning show. Well, guys,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: have you ever you know, left and attitude actions left
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: a job with Yeah, okay, let's hear about it. You're
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: taking hell. I'm sitting here here and I got my
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: ass here right here, meaning right that I'm here. Yes,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not throwing shade. I'm building a tent. I know
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you have one story. Take this job and shove it. Story. Well.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I worked at a place called Lincoln Electric, uh huh,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: and I hated it. I hate it with it everything
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: in me. I worked a graveyard ship twelve to eight
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: in the morning, and man, I despised the job because
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: at four o'clock, I don't care who you are. You sleepy? Yeah,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: there is no getting used to four am. You're supposed
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: to be sleep And lunch was twenty minutes. It was
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: like working, it was. It was the hardest job I've
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: ever had. Lunch was twenty minutes and you and we
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: had to work on a piece system where we had
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: to develop all these wire coils by pieces, and I
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: hated that job. And I had this little dude named Tony.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Wasn't my supervisor, cool little dude, but I just I
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: didn't like the company. And so I went to work
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: one day and I just told him. I said, hey, man,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to continue anymore. I got
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: a huge loan came in from small business Association to
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: start my own company, and all the men was the
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: oh wow, really, Steve, what you do? Yeah, I'm starting
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: my own carpet cleaning business. Man. I got the money,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: the loan came through, offered me the body equipment, so
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go full time. Oh man, good luck to you,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Good luck to you. So I ended up getting his
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: job as a carbon cleaner coach. Well, one of the
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: guys used my company, which partly was true. I didn't
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: really get the money from a small business loan. I
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: just wanted to quit, okay, And so one dude called
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: me and asked me to clean his house because he
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: knew my house number, and I went by his house.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: But I had went to pick and pay with your
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: grocery store, and I rented machines every day and just
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: put it in the back seat of my car, and
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I pulled up at his house and unloaded the carbon
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: cleaning machine from the back seat my car. He's, man,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I thought you was a professional car for cleaner. You
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: didn't rented the machine from that man. I'm gonna tell
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: everybody down at the job, Okay, So I said, okay, cool,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: ain't no problem right here. It's like, so I just
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: went on to ruin his coffee ruined, now a ruined
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: extract the water, just put it in there. Since you're
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: gonna go tell go tell him that too. You feel
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: good about this? Then it wasn't a funny story. It
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: wasn't really a yeah, you know, I don't like the company,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: or no, I really didn't like you. Coming up more
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, it is
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: time for comedy Roulette. Please. Jay sets this one up
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: for us. Tell us. And it's so important to explain
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: this because we get new listeners every day and we're
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: doing a different segment that people are not aware of.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: So that's why I take the time to explain. And
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: it's very simple. You take close subjects and you put
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: them on a wheel, and you take them on the wheel,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: you spun the wheel, and which stop? We can do
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: the damn thing because we's comedians. Be good, all right,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: here we go. These are the subjects for today. Things
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: you can do to get people to leave your house.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Things you say to people who've overdecorated for the holiday. Yeah,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: things you say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: And here's the last one. Things you say when you
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: didn't get what you wanted for Christmas. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: you gotta yeah, let's go. Let's spind the wheel. M
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: come on over decorating. Yeah, oh oh, I thought it
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: was gonna stop on over decorating, but now it stopped on.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: for It's the same as Steve's bad acting theater. No, no, no, no, no, no,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: not at all. I don't even know how you got
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: that out of that. But these are things you say
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: when you didn't get what you want for Christians. Yeah,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: let's go. The things you say when you didn't get
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: what you say? Come, oh, this is nice and this
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: one lights up? What is it with that attitude that's
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: how you say it, that's what you're saying. How you
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: say it? Yeah, j I'll tell you what this is
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: something I actually said as a kid. But I didn't
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: get what I want on huh for Christmas? And they
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: were standing there by parents, but I was about ten.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I said, you said your words? Yeah, yeah, when you
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: open that box of the day, what you're supposed to get? Oh,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: thank you. I'll I put this in the drawer with
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: that racket ass time you about la, I ain't grateful. Well,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: you didn't get what you want like that? This one.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: This is what you say at work. I knew when
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: he pulled my name it wasn't gonna be worth for Dann.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I can't exchange. I knew. I think you saved and
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: you didn't get you Yeah a pound cake? Huh? Thanks
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: a lot to a diabetic Thanks you say when you
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: don't get what you want for Christmas? What happened? Check
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: short again? Show again? Huh? Come on down? Why? Why? Why?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: In the hill? What I wanted to kids? I don't
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: work on that. Come on, man, really do work, guys?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Thoughts accounts? Come on, Black people don't eat fruitcake? That fruitcake?
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: What is some damn green things? In there. What is
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: that cherish a snowshovel? I live in La Thanks. These
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: people say what they don't get what they want from Christmas?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I already know the story of Jesus. I already know it.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Come on, who eats this basket of cheese? Who eats that?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Who eats? This? Is all right, Steve, come on closing out.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: That's why we're getting a divorce. This damn croc pop.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: This is the last thing somebody won't know. Damn croc pod.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: That was me who said that one. Sorry, all right,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I'm next. It is a nephew with the brain. Phone
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: call that's coming up right after you're listening to, coming
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's Today's Strawberry Letter. The subject you can't
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: hide a beautiful body. You heard me, You can't good
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: a beautiful body. Nobody said nothing about naked Tommy. Okay, right,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: if you ain't gonna have it, you got to let
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: it out. If you're gonna let it out, you got
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: to get naked. What did we talk about? Okay, we're
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: talking about the prank right now. That's what we're talking about.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Can you fix my roof? That don't sound harmful, right,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: That's why I said, Oh, okay, that's nice. Yeah. Can
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: you fix my roof? That's all I ask? Is it
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: leaking or something that's some issue? I'm just saying no,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: but can you fix my roof? That's all I want
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: to know. Look at my face? I know, Carl, I
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: always looking for that hard left. Where you going with it? Though?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: It's always there? Tommy? Yeah, well, well get ready for
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: the hard left. Here we go. Can you fix my roof?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Let's go? Cat dog? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Eduardo. Eduardo,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? I'm one of your neighbors. Man,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I'm actually like two streets over. I wanted to see
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: if you could come around here man and help me out. Man.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I gotta leak at my roof. Are you able to
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: come around the corner real quicker and see about fixing
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: my roof? Who? Who's this? Yeah? This Sammy? Man, I
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: look like two streets from you. You're ed Ward or right? Yes?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Is it? Lord them? Okay? I need you to I
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: gotta leak in my roof, man. I wanted to see
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: if you can come around here and take a little
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: leak in your roof. What does that have to do
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: with me? No, no, I gotta leak in it. It
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: doesn't have anything to do with you. But I wanted
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: to see you could come around here and fix it
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: for me. How did you get my number? Man? What
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I mean? Where do you think I'm I would fix
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: your roof? I got your number from one of the neighbors.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: But you you you you're you're Hispanic? Right? Yeah? I know,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm Mispanical. I'm not from Myspani. I'm Mexican, if
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: that's what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what I'm Americanican? American?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, are you are you trying to be funny
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: or what? What? What are you talking about? Why do
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I gotta go fix your roof? I mean when you
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: don't don't don't know? Mexican people know how to do ruts?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: You know what? Man, don't talk to me like that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I'm an educated Mexican. I'm your worst nightmare. Who do
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: you do? Who? Who do you think you can call me?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Because I think it all Mexican fixed roofs. And listen here,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not a roofer. I work at a bank. Okay,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you understand that. I understand you work at a bank.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: But from my understanding, all Hispanic people, I mean, what
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: do you what do you? What do you do with
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: the bank? I mean you l do you lay pile
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: at a bank? What do you? What do you do
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: with the bank? Listen to you, ignorant. I work at
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: a bank. I'm a loan officer. I am a dangerous
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a Mexican with good credit. Okay, I'm a dangerous Mexican.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: You put the wrong person? Are you that stupid? Huh?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: What does the matter of your school? Who gave you
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: my number? Where do you live? You can't be one
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: of my neighbors. I haven't seen a retarded person walking
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: around my neighborhood. Ladies, I'm two streets over from you. Man,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm like I said, I got a leak in
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: my room and somebody gave me a number. I thought
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: all Hispanic people knew how to fix rooms. Oh really,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: maybe if I don't cut your classic taking the scale
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: type of off. Huh would that be cool? Huh? Why
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: don't you come over to my ya. I'll tell you what. Look,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I man, you you you're taking this. You're taking this
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: the wrong way. I'm trying to give you some work. Man,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to which all. I really wanted to see
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: if you could come over in and fix the league.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's that's really all I
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I heard you know that mostly
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Hispanic people, you know, all y'all most to know how
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: to do rute. I mean, are you are you kidding me? Man?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: You stupid? I work at a bank. I've got a degree.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: You didn't hear me. You're one of them, ignorant to
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: don't listen anything. I live in a nice neighborhood. Man,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: what do you do? You sell drugs to live in
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: this neighborhood. You pieces, look at this. You're making me
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: degrade myself by just talking to you. I don't do kyle.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I don't do construction. I don't fix rules. I'm not
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: a mechanic. I don't do yards. Okay, do you steal?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with being a construction worker for lame
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: brick or doing kyle or doing rufe. And there's nothing
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: wrong with that. Man. I got a lot of relatives.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I've done those jobs myself, but I educated myself. Now
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I've got a degree, and I work at a bank
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: as a loan officer. Don't you with me? Don't you
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: ever call me againtle? Hey, Hey, hey, col Hey, I
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: need English, Man, I need English English? You what what?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: What what are you saying? Man? What are you saying? Hey? Man?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Don't don't be upset because I speak to languages and
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: you speak once or you can probably speak pig lattin
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: or something like that. You know this. You don't why? Man,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even like to talk like this.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I've worked at a bank. I gotta deal with customers
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: every day, and I deal with ignorant. I don't even
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: like I deal with ignorant. It's on a daily basis
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: like you do. They got playing with you. Huh, Man,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I grew up on the West Side. You need to
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: do You need to watch your tone. Okay, man, you
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: hey man, let me let me let me ask you
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: this though. Do you know Julio? Do you know Julios? Yeah?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I know Julios. That's that's my cousin. Now what does
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: he have to do with Okay, okay, Julio is the
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: one that told me to call you. This is nephew
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your cousins
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: just got me to prank phone call you Na man,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I na dude, No, man, that's what and yeah, man, yeah,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I listen to that show. Man, y'all got me? What? Man? What? Hell?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I was ready to be a real mesk from the hood. Man, God, holly,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: you all right? Man? You got me man, I was
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: gonna go back to be like my cousins. Boy who Man, hey, man,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing as you had war though.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, Steve Harvey in the morning. Man,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: he got me, Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Man, before you go many,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: tell your boy Steve towards the stay Seattles with those suits. Man. Hey,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: homeboys from the hood would love that. Man, he'd be
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: one of the homeboys. Man, crazy, yeah, yeah, right, you
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: got a problem, man, you got what you asked. I
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: tell y'all gonna make a hard left. Yeah, look at
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: my face. Play way too much you play. I know,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I know. Just because a man in Spanish does not
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: give you the right to call him and answer it's
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: not right. This one was not having it. I worked
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: at the bank. Yeah you know what, surely it's my job.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Sure it's my job. How many people, surely do you
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: know it's the job to be stupid? How many people
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: you know? Oh, but it's a lot of people being
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: stupid that we know. But I'm just saying, it's my job. Okay,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: you would do it for free. You do it for free.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Why why are you trying to bring my paycheck? Don
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: are you trying to do that? You're not. You ain't
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: gonna furlow my stupid You can't help it, Tommy all
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: racialized crossing. I'm crossing. I don't. I do not discriminate.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I am. I am not racist. I am hitting everybody.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: So if you would like me the prank phone, call
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: one of your friends or your pasta or your co
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: worker or whatever. I always throw that in calling you.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: You have to get the past you know. That was
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: the one I'm saying. And you know what, they're easy
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: to find because they're home now. So that's good. If
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: you get that whole phone. Let me tell you something.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: If you get that whole phone, you win it. Thomas
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Miles dot com. Click on the prank button, leave me
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: all your information. I call you, We talk, We get
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: our little story together, we decide what we're gonna do.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: And the pranking begins. Thomas Miles dot com. Stupidity at
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: its best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's none better thinking if
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: you tell me up Next it is the Strawberry Letters.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Subjects you Can't Hide a Beautiful body. You're listening to
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. It is time now for my Strawberry
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Letter for today and listen. Guys. If you need advice
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting,
• 52:08
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• 52:12
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• 52:18
  Speaker 1: hold on tight, we got it. Four year hibberties the
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. We can be reading yours just like we're
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: reading this one. Subject you Can't Hide a Beautiful body.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a thirty year old single
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: woman without any children, and I've been dating a forty
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: one year old man that has three young daughters. We've
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: been together for five months, and all of a sudden,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: he does not approve of how I dress. He told
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: me that I dress as if I want attention from
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: other men, and not like a wholesome woman. I am
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: a full time legal assistant at a popular law firm
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: and I take law classes at night. At work, I'm
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: in heels and petal skirts, and on the weekend, I
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: dress for whatever the occasion is, and it's my own
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: personal style. I have a beautiful, curvy body, and at
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: my age, I don't see the problem with me wearing
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: a top that shows a little stomach or a dress
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: that shows off my curves. He didn't have a problem
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: with how I dress when he met me, but now
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: he has been talking about it NonStop. I recently met
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: his daughters and I was dressed appropriately in jeans and
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a sweatshirt. He still said that I need to do
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: a better I need to do better at presenting myself
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: in a more wholesome manner when he met. When he
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: and I met, it was not wholesome, So why does
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: he want me to seem wholesome now. I never intended
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: to be a role model for his children. He says
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: he wants me to be more like his friend's wife.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: And that's all fine and good if I were an older,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: stay at home mom, but I'm not. Why is he
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: bringing this up now and trying to change me. I'm
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: at the point where I want to settle down, and
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: he could be the one, but obviously I'm not the
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: woman he really wants. Could this be a deal breaker?
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Please advise? Well, you know what, It depends on how
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: you look at it. It could be a dealbreaker if
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: he's like this controlling dude you know that wants to
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: tell you how to dress and you know, compare you
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: to other women like he's doing in this letter all
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: of that. It could be that, or it could be
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: he's considering you for a little more serious role in
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: his life, because I don't understand why he would even
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: be concerned about how you're dressing if you're not dressing like,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: you know, a stripper or something in front of his
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: friends and daughters. Dressing for him in private is one thing,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: but there is something to be said about appropriate dress
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: in front of others, especially young impressionable girls. I'll give
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: him that. Although you said you were dressed properly when
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: you met his daughters in jeans and a sweatshirt. You
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: didn't say that you're tummy was out. You didn't say
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: any of that. I mean, this guy does sound controlling.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: He does sound bossy. After only five months in Remember
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: what he's doing now, how he's talking to you. Now
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: you guys haven't even made the six month mark. Uh.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: That's how it's going to be in a relationship and
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: into a marriage. So you're gonna have to decide if
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: that's what you want. I mean, you have your own
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: personal style, and you said you don't see anything wrong.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I mean that's what's fashionable. Crop tops are fashionable. Uh,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: you know, as long as you're clearly had on one
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: or in the dr at all at all. I mean,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: you could do things tastefully. But we were at the beach.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Can we just say that, Steve, we were. We were.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: It was a swim party and everything we weren't had
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: no beach. We was on the inside in the auditorium.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: But when I saw you, I don't know where you
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: came from from the beach, didn't look like bel didn't
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: have on that anyway, back to the letter, you can't
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: hide a beautiful body as a subject. So you know,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: even though you never intended to be a role model
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: for his children, sometimes we're thrust in those positions. You know,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: you're dating this guy and he does have daughters, so
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: you have to consider that when you are around them,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: you're you're you're not there their mom or anything. But
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: they are. If you're around their dad, they are looking
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to you for certain things. So you know, I'm not
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: telling you to cover up and dress like a nun
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: from headget or anything like that, but be mindful, especially
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: around the daughters, of how you're presenting yourself. You know,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: just do that for their sake. Okay, come out of
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: yourself for a little bit and just do that for
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: their sake. As far as you and this guy goes,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: time will only tell if he continues to be controlling.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: He sounds like a nagger and all that already. But
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: you got to decide if you want to deal with that,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: because it's not going to get any better. And yeah,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: when you're fine and beautiful, you can't hide it. Steve, Well,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: this is a real simple fix right here. Appreciate everything
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: you said, Sherley. Here's the other side of the coin.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: See the way you dress, that's how you got him.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: See he liked all that when he saw you. That's
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: what got his attention. You had what he wanted. That's
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: why y'all together. Now, the little pencil skirts, the tight fit,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: the crop tops, to cleavean showing. Y'all go out on weekends,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: you dress how you want bam, that's what got it.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: But now he want to change. Well, see the problem
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: he got now is he probably need a nun. And
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why. Here's I'm first, I'm gonna
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: get into this right here, You thirty and he forty one.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: That's eleven years. That's a gap, and it's a real gap.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: When it's more than an eleven year distance, eleven year difference,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: it's probably more because he's probably an older forty one.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: He probably an old stuck up forty one. Then you
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: might just be a little bit younger thirty. But you
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: a lawyer, you work at a law firm, You got
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: a career. You gotta go to work appropriate. You can't
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: go in there looking like anything like like like like
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: you know, you can't go to work looking like you
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: a case. So I think you and you're okay right there.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: I think what's really happening here is this eleven year
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: age difference is bigger than eleven years because in his
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: mind he wants something else. He wants something else from
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: you now and now he trying to shape you like
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: that because he turned around and said it. He wants
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: you to dress like his friend's wife, and you said
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: that be fine if he was a forty some years
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: stay at home month, but you ain't got no kids.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what he wants. But you
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: all have to decide it's what you want from here
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: worth giving him what he want from you. All right,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: we'll come back with part two of your response at
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. Right after this you're listening
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: to Steve. Let's get to part two of your response,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: subject you can't hide a beautiful full body. Well, this
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: thirty year old lady married his old ass for the
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: one year old man with these three damn daughters that
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: she ain't got no kids. They've been together five months
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: and he don't approve now how she dressed. You know,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: he says you dressed like he want attention from other men.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: See that's crazy, because see you dressed got attention from him.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Now that he got you, he don't want nobody else
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: paying attention to you. This is the beginning of something greater. Now,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I really do believe that this dressing is the beginning
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: of something greater. And like Shirley said, he could be
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: very controlling. Next thing, you know, you can't whear it is.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, why you're going over there? And
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: next thing, you know, why you spending that next thing?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't want you driving that car no more.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, you ain't gonna have no friends.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I don't see a problem with me man or top
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: to show a little stomach, or a dress that shows
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: off my courage. He didn't have a problem that you dress.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: How he met me. You dog gonna write it didn't.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: But now I've been talking about a non stop that's
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: called some of his damn friends is looking at you.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: See now he's starting to notice some of the other
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: men looking at you. Now, he's feeling sort of inadequate.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't want you to do this. I
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: don't want you to He's feeling some little little bit
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: of insecurity too. I think I recently met his daughters,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: and I was dressed appropriately in jeans and a sweatshirt.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: He still said, I need to do a better presenting
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: myself in a more wholesome matter. What the hell and
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: wholesome that's what I'm saying, covered up from head to tell,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: So why you want me to seem wholesome? Now? I
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: never tend to be a role model for his children. Okay,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: now let me explain him. You can't say that. I
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: can't say that to him. Man, I ain't trying to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: be no damn role model for your damn kids. Uh,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I can't say that. I don't say that, lady. He
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna handle that good, all right? He says he
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: wants me to be more or like his friend's wife.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: And that's all finally good. Where he should marry his friends.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: He should just go dates one of his one half half,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: his friend's wife, introduce him to some of her friends.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: They all three kids. Yeah, drive a minute van. It all,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: it's all good. Ain't nothing wrong with that. But you're
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: gonna get out this little fan says, call you guy,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get yourself a minute van, get down here
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: to this damn save a lot and get you damn groceries. Wow,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna do. Why is he bringing us
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: up now and trying to change me. I'm at the
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: point why I want to settle down. And he could
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: be the one, but obviously I'm not the woman he
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: really wants. Well, now hold on, let's just take these
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: last two stays. Miss. I'm at the point where I'm
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: ready to settle down and he could be the one,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: could be the one, and but obviously I'm not the
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: woman he really wants. Okay, he could be the one,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: but obviously I'm not the woman he really wants. Could
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: this be a deal breaker? It could be a deal break.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I think what you should do, though, is wait a
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: little while and just see how it goes. You know,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: don't make a commitment. Just stay in this relationship and
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: see how I go, see how heavy he gets with
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: what he want. You know, you know, some of the
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: little changes you can make in your dress might be
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: good for you, but then some of it might not
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: be what you want to do. You can't just totally
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: flip the script for this man, and he ain't flipping
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: the script for you. I would flip the script for
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: a woman if she flipped the script for me. It's
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: as long as I get flipped. Stupid, got to get
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: flipp You don't want they want my woman, That's what
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: J J J. The woman used slid. It ain't gonna
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: go like you playing whistle no no, no, no no j.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: That's how he liked it. You ain't been flipped for no,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I don't either. How come out facing the head bo
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: that's not a good feeling. I don't know what you're
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: doing when you flip me. First day coming out when
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: it is going, what were you doing here? Calling? Calling
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: sexual time out? It's too hard, can't flip me because
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: usually when you get flipped, it's followed by shut up.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: But yeah about say soon as you can flip you
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: your respect is taken. No, man, you're not gonna talk
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: to me like that. No, no, no no. If you
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: keep getting flipped, it follows up with a slap. Oh man,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: this is this is scary. Yeah, you know now that
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: you look at it. As I was doing light flipping,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: this is aggressive flipping. Also, once you get flipped, Once
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: you get flipped, you get this baby, fix my plate,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: fix your damn. I don't see a place I can't
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: get the sandwich. I can't get the same. So you're
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: gonna lead the covers off me like that thistle ugly right? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: you flip, Yeah, take your flip back, Tommy. Yeah, all right, Look,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: we gotta go email us or instagram us guys. Uh,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: your your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey
• 1:05:11
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• 1:05:13
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• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: So Steve, what is up? What do you think about?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: You're sick of seeing some stuff? Then I'm just tired
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: of see and I'm gonna just start calling people out.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Do it big? Do you know? I don't stuff I
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: don't like, don't see. Here's number one right here. Huh oh.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Men standing at bus stops trying to holler at women
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: you need work? Yeah? Are you serious? I like that
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: you're trying to holler sho didn't pull up after light?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: You've been over Hey, Hey, no, no she can't because
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: she got a can your dope, right, you see it
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: every day. Call him out. Here's another one. Small doshiki, small,
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  Speaker 1: small doshiki on big people. Hey, don you do know
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  Speaker 1: that's supposed to be loose and low. You can't be
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  Speaker 1: with the movement when you're showing jack. You can't move
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  Speaker 1: your nameless showing under your feel right there, man. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like people that still wearing nugget real like, but
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  Speaker 1: you ain't talk my ground father everything, the whole set.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. What else? Call them up? I don't like
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  Speaker 1: men men who carry their packs of cools. I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the sleeve or they t shirt. Yeah, and since we're
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  Speaker 1: doing that, I don't like women that can money light
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  Speaker 1: a cigarette. And they brought you keep going in there.
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  Speaker 1: Let's tell you something else. I don't know why they
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  Speaker 1: steer heady that fanny path. Nobody never looked good in
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  Speaker 1: the fanny path. Don't look good, don't look good. All right,
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening Steve harn Show. He come on,
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  Speaker 1: introduced Jay. He's here to murder another hit, folks, without
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  Speaker 1: further ado, We murder hits up on him because we
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  Speaker 1: Another song right here, Steve. The song is a special song.
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  Speaker 1: The song is dedicated to every man who's been in
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  Speaker 1: the friend zone for the entire year. We've all been
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  Speaker 1: in the friends zone. It's not a nice place to be.
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  Speaker 1: You do everything, you help out. Wants to get out
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  Speaker 1: of the friend zone. Somebody just putting me there. You've
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  Speaker 1: been putting friends zone. I'm in there now. Yes, songs
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  Speaker 1: dedicated to the man in the friends zones. Christmas songs
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  Speaker 1: and Christmas ain't gonna be in your friends zone without
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  Speaker 1: no pressure. Here you go, here you go, check it out.
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  Speaker 1: Jandy Brown murders a hit. He will watch your kids,
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  Speaker 1: even by them gifts tithing in the car and take
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  Speaker 1: them to the mom. But you call him dear. He
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  Speaker 1: buys your daddy Beard. There's a gift. He will a dog.
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  Speaker 1: You can't buy it from a store. Why I don't shoot?
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  Speaker 1: Get it up on Chrismust Day, Oh, make a friend
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  Speaker 1: get a lack a king. Come on, girl, get out
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  Speaker 1: by that thing and get it up on Chrismus Day.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want no tie. Just get it up now.
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  Speaker 1: I've missaw your dough. I took you to the stoke.
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  Speaker 1: I was there for you when you were unemployed. Stupid stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I bel feed another man's kids. Nothing left for me
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  Speaker 1: to say, girl, I feel like getting played. Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you get it up on christ My stay? Oh make
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  Speaker 1: a man feel like a king. Come on, girl, get
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  Speaker 1: out that bang kenny something on christ My Day. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want no socks. Just getting it up. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying about. Go to my cold bus day?
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  Speaker 1: Oh mean man feel like a king? Come on, girls,
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  Speaker 1: get all that thing you old christ Us Day and
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  Speaker 1: manet friends get out of the friend's own baby. Even
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  Speaker 1: bought your daddy bill, Yes, yes, yes, the iTunes, get
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  Speaker 1: all your bys, press something. Girls don't enjoy them types,
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  Speaker 1: they don't like them. Title, they don't even, they don't
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  Speaker 1: jump in, they don't see. Just shut it down, Shirley Carr.
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  Speaker 1: But play that comra window. Allegedly you go crazy. Allegedly
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  Speaker 1: you didn't do that. That's why you've been the friends zone.
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  Speaker 1: It stay right there, y'all. Watch this you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: all right, Carlo, I gotta ask you this. What is
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  Speaker 1: the best Christmas gift you ever got? Oh girl, let
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  Speaker 1: me see. Okay, So when I was a little girl
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  Speaker 1: in Chicago, my mom got me this green bike with
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  Speaker 1: the white baskets with the purple flowers. Yeah, and around
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  Speaker 1: and half park. You could not tell me nothing on
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  Speaker 1: that bike. Yes, because well maybe two years before I
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  Speaker 1: got the other bike stolen. So but anyway, back to
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  Speaker 1: the green bike. Yeah, yes, my mom makes Christmas. My
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  Speaker 1: moham and Grandma, they made Christmas so special to holidays.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, what about you, Shirley girl, We had the
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  Speaker 1: best Christmas is ever, I mean really really really we did.
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  Speaker 1: The whole living room was the tree and presents. That's
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  Speaker 1: how you did this back then? Yes, yeah, I mean yeah,
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  Speaker 1: our mom's just went all out. They went all out
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  Speaker 1: for us on Christmas. And I never wanted to know
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  Speaker 1: any of my gifts before Christmas. But I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I when I was a kid, I got my mom
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  Speaker 1: was just clothes. I loved clothes. I got this one
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  Speaker 1: little suit and I had fur on the collars and
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  Speaker 1: the cuff. You couldn't tell me anything when I went
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  Speaker 1: into church. That's next Sunday after collar. Yes, fur collar, baby,
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  Speaker 1: my fur collar. My mom did it that year. She
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  Speaker 1: did it every year. But yeah, that was really special.
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  Speaker 1: This little cute little Christmas suit she got me. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you couldn't tell me. And I had my hair and curls.
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  Speaker 1: My hair was down. Oh please please please. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, everybody. We'll be back with more of the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Cool guys, have you ever you
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  Speaker 1: know left and attitude actions left a job with? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's hear about it. You're taking hell. I'm sleeping here
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  Speaker 1: here and I got my ass over here right here,
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  Speaker 1: meaning right that I'm here. Yeah, I'm not throwing shade.
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  Speaker 1: I'm building a tent. I know you have one. You
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  Speaker 1: take this job and shove it. Story Well, I worked
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  Speaker 1: at a place called Lincoln Electric, huh, and I hated it.
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  Speaker 1: I hate it with everything in me. I worked a
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  Speaker 1: graveyard ship twelve to eight in the morning, and man,
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  Speaker 1: I despised the job because at four o'clock, I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who you are. You sleeping. Yeah, there is no
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  Speaker 1: getting used to four am. You're supposed to be sleep.
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  Speaker 1: And lunch was twenty minutes. It was like working. It was.
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  Speaker 1: It was the hardest job I've ever had. Lunch was
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes and you and we had to work on
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  Speaker 1: a piece system where we had to develop all these
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  Speaker 1: wire coils by pieces. And I hated that job. And
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  Speaker 1: I had this little dude named Tony. Wasn't my supervisor,
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  Speaker 1: cooler dude, but I just I didn't like the company.
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  Speaker 1: And so I went to work one day and I
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  Speaker 1: just told him, I said, uh, hey, man, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be able to continue anymore. I got a huge
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  Speaker 1: loan came in from Small Business Association to start my
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  Speaker 1: own company. And all the men was there, Oh wow,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: really Steve, what you do. Yeah, I'm starting my own
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  Speaker 1: carbon cleaning business. Man, I got the money. The loan
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  Speaker 1: came through for me to body equipment, so I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go full time. Oh man, good luck to you. Good
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  Speaker 1: luck too. So I ended up getting his job as
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  Speaker 1: a carbon cleaning company. Well, one of the guys used
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  Speaker 1: my company, which partly was true. I didn't really get
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: the money from a small business loan. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to quit, okay. And so one dude called me and
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  Speaker 1: asked me to clean his house because he knew my
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  Speaker 1: house number. And I went by his house. But I
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  Speaker 1: had went to pick and pay with your grocery store,
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  Speaker 1: and I rented machines every day and just put it
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  Speaker 1: in the back seat of my car. And I pulled
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  Speaker 1: up at his house and unloaded the carpet cleaning machine
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  Speaker 1: from the back seat of my car. Man, I thought
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  Speaker 1: she was a professional car for cleaner. You didn't renting
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  Speaker 1: the machine from that man. I'm gonna tell everybody down
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  Speaker 1: at the job, Okay. So I said, okay, cool, ain't
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  Speaker 1: no problem right here. So I just went on and
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  Speaker 1: ruined his carpet ruin. Ruin didn't extract the water, Ye
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  Speaker 1: just put it in there. Since you're gonna go tell
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  Speaker 1: go tell him that too. I felt good about this,
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  Speaker 1: didn't very comfortable. It wasn't a funny story. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: really Yeah, you know, I don't like the company or no,
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  Speaker 1: I really didn't like you. All right, Steve coming up
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks right after this you're listening to show. Here
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  Speaker 1: we are last break of the day. Steve Harvey, you're
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks. What do you have for us today? Let's start?
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  Speaker 1: Let's take that again? All right? Here we are last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day. All right, Steve hit us with
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  Speaker 1: your closing remarks. What do you have for us today? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Just some more encouragement. UM. I want to try to
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  Speaker 1: give you a mindset, and you could pick and choose
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  Speaker 1: whichever you like, but I want to try to give
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  Speaker 1: you a mindset to succeed with. I want I want
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  Speaker 1: you all to start thinking about your goals, your visions,
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  Speaker 1: and your dreams, and I want you to think of
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  Speaker 1: them like their long overdue. Have you wanted something for
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  Speaker 1: so long that you think that it's long overdue? Have
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  Speaker 1: you ever dreamt of something so many times and it's
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  Speaker 1: yet to happen that you kind of feel like it's
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  Speaker 1: long overdue. I want you to take that feeling that
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  Speaker 1: it's long overdue, and I want you to internalize that
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  Speaker 1: feeling because what I want you to do is I
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  Speaker 1: want you to take that feeling and I want you
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  Speaker 1: to use it as your motivation to pursue your dreams
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  Speaker 1: and goals. Because some of you are right, it's long overdue. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Some of you may feel that way because you just impatient.
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  Speaker 1: But however you want to look at it, I want
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  Speaker 1: you to take that long overdue feeling and I want
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  Speaker 1: you to use it as your motivation to spur you
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  Speaker 1: to get at it. Take that long overdue feeling and
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  Speaker 1: start looking at your life in terms of you know what,
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  Speaker 1: Now's the time. Now is the time. There is no
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  Speaker 1: better time than now. Don't worry about getting all your
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  Speaker 1: ducks lined up in the road, because they don't line up.
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  Speaker 1: Don't wait till the perfect time, because there is no
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  Speaker 1: such a time. You gotta remember that there's a force
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  Speaker 1: out there that don't want you to succeed. His job,
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  Speaker 1: the devil's job, is to throw blocks in your path,
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  Speaker 1: to throw temptation in your path, to test you all
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  Speaker 1: along the way. All God needs us to do is
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  Speaker 1: past these tests. You're not gonna pass all of them,
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  Speaker 1: but he wants your best effort. But you got to
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  Speaker 1: act like now's the time. You've got to develop a
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  Speaker 1: sense of urgency. This thing that's long overdue, this thing
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  Speaker 1: that's long overdue, the time for it to start happening
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  Speaker 1: is now. And I have to develop and you have
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  Speaker 1: to develop a sense of urgency to get it done.
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  Speaker 1: It's this sense of urgency that spurs you. It springs
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  Speaker 1: you into action. See, the hospital is filled with ruins
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: of care and all like this, but you got different divisions. Now.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: If you in I SeeU intensive care unit, it's intensive care.
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  Speaker 1: They in the watching you all the time. They got
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: you monitored regularly, you hooked up to machines. It's down
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  Speaker 1: there at the nursing station, you and I see you.
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  Speaker 1: They got the emergency room that's set up for people
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: who are stuffed and popped off unexpectedly and you need
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: some care right away. Now, the fact that you got
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: to sit there and wait on your right away all
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: this time. It's still the emergency room. But you want
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  Speaker 1: to approach your life with a sense of urgence. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to sit there and get put on hold
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: like they do at the hospital, feel out the paperwork.
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  Speaker 1: You got to developed a sense of urgency because if
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  Speaker 1: it's long overdue and now is the time, you might
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  Speaker 1: as well have developed a sense of urgency. Your success,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: your dreams, have visions and visions of happening and occurring.
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  Speaker 1: Have to be critical. They have to be critical. It's
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: got to be critical. You have to perform in your
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: life like you are in a state of being critical.
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  Speaker 1: This is critical. It's critical, y'all that you become successful.
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  Speaker 1: It's critical. It's tied to your happiness, your success, your
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: well being. It's critical. This ain't something man that we
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: can casually deal with. It has to be critical to you.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: You have to have it in your mind that being
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: happy and being successful is something that you can't live without.
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  Speaker 1: Why not do you know how many negative things people
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: feel is overdue that they have a sense of urgency?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Junkies addicts, this is a sense of urgency for it,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: and it's a negative thing. I got to get high.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: I got to get my fix. Do you know that
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: people developed sense of urgencies and and and and and
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: and and and things being critical over so many negative things.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: I gotta get down at a happy hour. I gotta
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: get more likes on my page. I gotta do something
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: that I don't really feel comfortable doing because I gotta
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: get more likes. I gotta show some part to my
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: body I really don't want to show, but I'm trying
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: to get some likes. I'm trying to get my followers up.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many people are feeling critical about that?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: How many people are approaching that negativity with a sense
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: of urgency that they can't live without. Well, let me
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: explain something to you. You should feel that way about
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: your success, and you should feel that way about your happiness.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: That is critical. Man, It's overdue now. It's the time.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: You have to have a sense of urgency your happiness
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  Speaker 1: and success. It's critical to your well being. You cannot
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: live without it. That's the mindset you have to have
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: towards your success. If you don't, you're not gonna be successful.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I hate to tell you that what you
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: won't be successful. People feel that way. It's critical. Get
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: critical about your happiness and about your success and get
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: it done. Y'all have a great week. You alright, Steve,
• 1:24:01
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