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Chicken Workers, Comedy Roulette, MTH, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all suit looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the milling Buck things in its cubs. Y'all good it.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hart listening to the movie Together for Stem Handley,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join join me. You go with me. Honey.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn, you gotta turn turn turn, got the turnout,
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  Speaker 1: then turn the water the water go. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your back that Uh? I sure will? I come out
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  Speaker 1: and everybody you are listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Do you understand that? I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you God been big in my life. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: kid you. I'm telling you in here do the same
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  Speaker 1: thing for you. God. God is a gentleman, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I want to I want to point that out to you.
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  Speaker 1: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
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  Speaker 1: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
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  Speaker 1: He gives us the power of choice. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: you say you got it, I don't need you. He
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  Speaker 1: let you have it. If you say I need you,
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  Speaker 1: come see about me. He right there. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: real simple thing. Man. So I always say to people this,
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  Speaker 1: if you've gotten yourself into something, and please eason, no
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  Speaker 1: I have. I was stuck. I thought a couple of times,
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  Speaker 1: well might not make it past this one. But then
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  Speaker 1: if I don't make it past it, what's gonna happen?
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  Speaker 1: And then I held on to this little thing that
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  Speaker 1: my mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: so when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope,
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  Speaker 1: she said, Just hope it'll be all right, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And what I've learned in my life is that hope
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  Speaker 1: is the beginning of faith. Hope. It's just is there
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  Speaker 1: a possibility out there for me? I sure hope something happened.
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  Speaker 1: See hope, hope it's okay, man, Because like I say,
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  Speaker 1: for me, the way I've lived my life, hope was
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of faith. It was just the idea. It's
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  Speaker 1: just the thought that something could change from me, that
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  Speaker 1: something could be a little bit different from me, that maybe, man,
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  Speaker 1: just maybe for some reason, I could be saved, I
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  Speaker 1: could be rescued, things could turn around, it could head
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  Speaker 1: any other direction. Maybe I could quit messing up. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: somebody will forgive me, Maybe somebody will just say all right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I can't count the times I've
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  Speaker 1: been in that position. But then once I hope a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, and then I remember. Also my mother, because
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  Speaker 1: she was a Sunday school teacher, she taught me the
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  Speaker 1: most valuable lesson I've ever learned in my life. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: has been greater in my life than my faith. She
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  Speaker 1: taught me to pray. Mamma used to say, when you
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  Speaker 1: get real dark, for your son, prad changes things. She said,
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  Speaker 1: when you seem like you lost and you can't find
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  Speaker 1: your way, stop and pray, she said, because prad changes things.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you get a point in your life
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  Speaker 1: when you've done all you can do and you can't
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  Speaker 1: do no more and you just don't know what to
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  Speaker 1: do next, she says, stop, suh, pray and combine that
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  Speaker 1: prayer with that hope that you got, she said, because
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  Speaker 1: that hope is the beginning of faith. She said. If
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  Speaker 1: you pray just hoping, she's saying that God come through
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  Speaker 1: for you, that will give you confidence that he can
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  Speaker 1: do it again. And then after a while, you quit hoping,
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  Speaker 1: She's saying, you start believing. She saying, that's when you're
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  Speaker 1: on to something. If you can turn that hope into belief,
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  Speaker 1: that hope into faith, the ability to believe in something
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  Speaker 1: that you can't see. But the key though the faith
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  Speaker 1: is you're believing in something that you can't see. See
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  Speaker 1: hoping a little bit different from me Now, I'm pretty sure,
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  Speaker 1: Like I say oftentimes to tell a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: who can explain this thing a lot better than I
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  Speaker 1: can to you, but just from my side of it
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  Speaker 1: being as real as I can be rich. See, hope helps. Man.
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope,
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  Speaker 1: and then if you pray with some hope and God
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  Speaker 1: answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence
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  Speaker 1: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now they're
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  Speaker 1: just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that
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  Speaker 1: I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my
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  Speaker 1: entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith,
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  Speaker 1: as I look back on it, that has gotten me here,
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  Speaker 1: and not just faith, but my faith. See, you will
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  Speaker 1: only get to where you're going in your life based
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  Speaker 1: on your faith. See. A lot of people get the
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  Speaker 1: word faith confused, like what's your faith? And then they
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  Speaker 1: started going down this whole list of all these different
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  Speaker 1: religions out here, but really an essence. Man, When I
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  Speaker 1: talk to people about faith, I'm talking to you about
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  Speaker 1: your your belief. How much do you believe in the unseen?
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  Speaker 1: How much do you believe in the things you can't see?
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  Speaker 1: How much do you believe in the impossible? How much
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  Speaker 1: do you believe see? Because faith is the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see. Faith is the core of
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  Speaker 1: all that is happening to me today. It is the
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  Speaker 1: faith that I have in my relationship with God that
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  Speaker 1: enables me to just oftentimes, if I stay on the
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  Speaker 1: right course and believe a certain way and act a
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  Speaker 1: certain way, his blessings just poor. They just come. And
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  Speaker 1: it comes in a lot of little ways too. I've
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  Speaker 1: started to notice, see, it ain't just a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people think blessings is money, and now, man, that ain't it.
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  Speaker 1: It's coverage. It's every time my plane lands safe. It's
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  Speaker 1: every time they predict bad weather and I get up
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  Speaker 1: in the sky and it don't be no bad weather.
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  Speaker 1: You know this, This is favor. These are blessings that
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  Speaker 1: get poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer
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  Speaker 1: me something, not money, but an opportunity. You know, somebody say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I sent this to you. I
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  Speaker 1: thought you might be interested in it. Somebody has sent
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  Speaker 1: me a scripture, or somebody will send me something that's favor,
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  Speaker 1: and it always comes at a time when I need
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  Speaker 1: it the most. That's favor, that's pouring out blessings. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm also the recipient of a lot of other blessings too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've been blessed with health. That's amazing blessing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've
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  Speaker 1: been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. See,
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  Speaker 1: blessed things come a lot of ways. But once you
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  Speaker 1: tie into God, once you tie in and you start
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  Speaker 1: doing the best you can do, and you start asking
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  Speaker 1: for him to make you a better person, to help
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  Speaker 1: shape and mold you into the kind of man or
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  Speaker 1: person that he wants you to be. You be amazed
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  Speaker 1: what God can do with you. Man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: invite me in and allow him to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of your life. I mean, what you got to lose
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  Speaker 1: out there? Come on, if you're sitting in the cell
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  Speaker 1: this morning, why why would you not change? You have
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  Speaker 1: a chance to turn your life around with a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God. What you're waiting on? Are you gonna just
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  Speaker 1: keep doing it like that? Huh? Really? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: why would you do that to yourself? Why would you
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  Speaker 1: not allow God to be a part of your life
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  Speaker 1: so you can get the way He want you to be.
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  Speaker 1: God got some big plans for you. If he didn't,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't keep waking up. Ladies and gentlemen. Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls. Man, have your attention please today's show.
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  Speaker 1: It's dedicated to all paltry employee churches, KFC, Popeye, El Poyo,
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  Speaker 1: Local Right, and Tropical Delight That's Florida. Things like Oh
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  Speaker 1: and Ween Stop. Even though they don't do four chicken pots,
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  Speaker 1: you are in the paltry distribution. Big congratulations to all
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  Speaker 1: of you today. We're dedicating today's show to all poultry
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  Speaker 1: employees of all kinds. Thank you, Thank you for the
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  Speaker 1: joy that you've given up. Thank you for the motivation.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for the way I feel sometime when I'm
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  Speaker 1: driving down the street and I see that sign. What
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  Speaker 1: it means to me? This it's for the chicken lover
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  Speaker 1: in you. Yeah, this is for the wing This is
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  Speaker 1: for the wing in you, dude, this is the this
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  Speaker 1: is for the wing in. You will make a song
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  Speaker 1: out of it because that's that's my soul. Boy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we are authentic soul. Brother song right after we go
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  Speaker 1: right in it. Name it, sing it we deeply, name
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  Speaker 1: first and sing it. Don't commit it. Love soul, you
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  Speaker 1: would never let it die. I have no reason to
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  Speaker 1: buy a new season. Name it, sang it. That's deep
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  Speaker 1: right there. No, no, no, no reason to buy a
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  Speaker 1: new He'll bring albums downloaded nothing now, yeah, vibes little
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  Speaker 1: thing in the middle, with the little thing with Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just download the common commodores and follow Yeah, what's
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  Speaker 1: your favorite commodore is? Jam? May sound funny? Man? I
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  Speaker 1: just can't. Man, I'm leaving you to my room down
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  Speaker 1: seems to me. Girl, You know, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: can't And if it dan't you see your big store
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  Speaker 1: that I bab room. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you know. WAMIs
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  Speaker 1: my favorite commodore song. Low is fun? Maybe just the
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  Speaker 1: food dream Yeah, but I don't care. Mm hmmm allse
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  Speaker 1: I know my happiness is waiting somewhere. I'm searching for
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  Speaker 1: that seal line ris runs that I never see. I
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  Speaker 1: wish the whey bake call coming up? Something funny? They
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  Speaker 1: who coming up? You don't like you're listening show? All right, okay,
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  Speaker 1: time for another poem from Junior. But before we get
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  Speaker 1: to juniors. You know before he was so talented whom
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  Speaker 1: the talent's first of all, and and and you know,
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  Speaker 1: first of all y'all wrong, first of all, but even
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  Speaker 1: hindering my growth. Okay as an artist, it's not huh.
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  Speaker 1: Now you are an artist. You're a comedian. Hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm a comedian poet. No, you don't come to
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  Speaker 1: say what I'm doing. Okay now because you want to
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  Speaker 1: remain short. That's your friend. He ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with me. I'm gonna go ahead and do what
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  Speaker 1: I do. Bit okay, Well, before we get to your
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  Speaker 1: your fabulous poem, Junior, Steve, you know you've been rocking
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  Speaker 1: your beard for a couple of months now. You wanted
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  Speaker 1: to grow because you're getting ready to go back on TV,
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  Speaker 1: and you cut it off. Yeah, I know, let's just
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  Speaker 1: go anyway. According to a new study led by Burnaby Dixon,
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  Speaker 1: men with beards are better boyfriend and marriage material than
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  Speaker 1: clean shaven men. Okay. The study of bodacious beard straddles
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  Speaker 1: the line of masculinity and femininity and essentially alters the
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  Speaker 1: face shape of a fella, making him attractive. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: would would you grow a beard? Steve already did it? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: If you knew it would get more dates with ladies
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  Speaker 1: if you weren't married, Because it's I'm just sitting my
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  Speaker 1: glass over here to him once again, Junior, if you're
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  Speaker 1: throwing rock in a pack of dogs, the one that
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  Speaker 1: hallam is the one you hit anybody. But now all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, you're the only one that took a
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  Speaker 1: fish to the day. So you know I hadn't had
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  Speaker 1: the beard, took the beard on when you said that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not an attractive person, but you know
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  Speaker 1: I ain't Junior, Tommy, let's get to this poem before.
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying Jay I didn't mention Jake? Honestly, you
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  Speaker 1: have a problem with the way he little. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: I know I work with anything about all right, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to this poem. All right. This poem is
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  Speaker 1: for people who want to know, sir. You know it's
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  Speaker 1: you know, there's motivation for me, is that when you
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  Speaker 1: put them calling to put them in your pocket. Tightle
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  Speaker 1: up Today's poem. Somebody needs to tell me something. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: needs to tell me something. Here we go, somebody needs
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  Speaker 1: to tell me something. We go to Trible No no shirt,
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  Speaker 1: you mess it up. The first line of my poems
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  Speaker 1: are always the type. All right once again, somebody needs
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  Speaker 1: to tell me something. That's the tyler the poet not
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  Speaker 1: not do. Somebody needs to tell me something because I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna let it go. I've already asked one time,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna ask you some more. You may think
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  Speaker 1: I'm stupid and that I shouldn't let it slide, but
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  Speaker 1: no one has come close. Some of y'all ain't even
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  Speaker 1: trap now. You might say, Julia, where the head is
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  Speaker 1: just gone? But somebody needs to tell me something because
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  Speaker 1: it's driving me crazy not knowing. But somebody need to
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  Speaker 1: tell me something, because damn it, I need to now
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  Speaker 1: and I need to have to answer by the end
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  Speaker 1: of this his show. Somebody tell me something. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: I sell you something. Somebody need to help you write
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  Speaker 1: the damn poet because I'm with Tommy. Now. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: no poet. You just rhyming, and that ain't even run.
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  Speaker 1: First first of all that did Ryan, you cheered them
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  Speaker 1: all that first. You said it ain't go nowhere. But
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  Speaker 1: you're missing the question of the poem. He finished the poem.
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  Speaker 1: He did the whole poem. Now what y'all told him?
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  Speaker 1: A damn thing? Yeah, somebody, And I'm told what I
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  Speaker 1: told you was that you need somebody to help you
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  Speaker 1: write your next poem. And this is what I have
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  Speaker 1: to say. You suck what you know? What you know?
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  Speaker 1: How I expects you like to hear you do it?
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  Speaker 1: Surely ain't know like poetry, like poetry, and it sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody need to tell me. Let's name of the point?
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  Speaker 1: Now you ready, my boy? Ready at Somebody need to
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  Speaker 1: tell miss something. This is what I'm trying to say.
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  Speaker 1: And this ain't being done today. What somebody need to
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  Speaker 1: tell me? Some what? And I read sexual room and
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  Speaker 1: don't know that I didn't know, but I need to
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  Speaker 1: find out something for the end of this show. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: need to tell me. So let me tell you some
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  Speaker 1: poin great somebody gonna be looking for work. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna get fired, ja. He wrote it on coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Things that women
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  Speaker 1: want from their men will be bad. So bad. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Morning show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll have today's headlines. But right now, of course it's
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's run that prank back. Come on, they' moved, Big Mama.
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  Speaker 1: They moved so stupid name. Moa mo Big Mama. Oh
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  Speaker 1: it is they move, Big Mama cleaning service. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to Can I speak to the owner the company? This
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  Speaker 1: is he. There's just Robert. The owner is Robert. It's
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  Speaker 1: just Robert. Yes, sir, this is this is mister Robert.
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? My name is Carruthers. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: y'all clean. Y'all clean my uh my, my house last week? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And when y'all moved the further toure to clean the carpet, somebody,
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  Speaker 1: somebody moved my grandmother off the coffee table. He not
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  Speaker 1: in there. No more hold on, sir. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: what what data we clean your house on? Sir? Last Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: y'all clean my house. He came to your house on
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  Speaker 1: Wednesday of last week. What's your address, sir, Big Mama,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's bim. Sir. Hello, you said your name is
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  Speaker 1: corrupt and we came to your house on Wednesday. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't mind, can I have your address? Leave yo? Brung? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: mister Crutts, listen, if if if we if your grandmother
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  Speaker 1: now with your grandmother laying on the carpet, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: my guys, don't move people, sir, uh, we would not
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  Speaker 1: have my grandmother, my grandma, she was on the she
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  Speaker 1: was on the coffee table. Her urn was on the
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  Speaker 1: coffee table. Oh over, grand mother, pats bite lad, y'all
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  Speaker 1: if somebody moved it and now the vase is still there?
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  Speaker 1: But udea okay, okay, I'm sorry. So you're saying that
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  Speaker 1: you're very well mister, mister Cruther, I am so sorry. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I just longed my grandmother not too long ago, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I know how you feel. Now I'm now, I'm listening.
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  Speaker 1: My guys would not have knocked over a vase or
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  Speaker 1: something like that, or they would have told me if
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  Speaker 1: they are knocked over something. Are you sure that it
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  Speaker 1: was my cleaning service? Yeah? I ain't have no nobody
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  Speaker 1: have no two different carport cleaning services to come by
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  Speaker 1: in the same week. Man, y'all the only ones came
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  Speaker 1: by there, y'all, the ones that did it, y'all, the
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  Speaker 1: one more, my grandmama and now my grandmama. Go, mister Carus,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a girl man, mister Caruthers. I'm sorry about it,
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  Speaker 1: but if you would give me your address, I can
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  Speaker 1: confirm that that's actually was my company that came by you.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize, sir. Uh, I'm sorry when I was out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm so sorry, sir. Now, if can you please
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  Speaker 1: just give me your address, sir, let me let me
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  Speaker 1: full some information up in my system and we can
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: we can straighten all this house. Hold on for one second,
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  Speaker 1: please go and ask Wayne and Robert Juny to come
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  Speaker 1: in here for a seconds. They have to be the
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  Speaker 1: ones to clean that man carport on last week. Hold
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: sir on his grandma Earth. Now we keeping on that
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  Speaker 1: corfee tables. But yeah, we're shaping on that coffee table year.
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  Speaker 1: It's in my yard. God, mister brothers, I'm sorry. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to find out this. You know what, when I
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: give myself together, I'm gonna come down there and I'm
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: gonna kick something and that damn place in here, do
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  Speaker 1: you hear me, mister Caruthers. And I'm just now listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do everything that I can to help you.
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  Speaker 1: But now don't don't uh, you're gonna prend me on
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  Speaker 1: this phone, tell you you move my grandmama, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna move you. Now you hear me. I'm gonna I promise,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell everybody not to use this damn carpet
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  Speaker 1: clean the service because y'all don't know what the hello.
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  Speaker 1: Now let's listen. Nah, Now, it took me a long
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  Speaker 1: time to get my services together. Certain we do a
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  Speaker 1: real good job. Now you're not gonna threaten me, y'all.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna shape for grandmama. That's what y'all do. You
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: move people's grandmama? We shot. We have never had this
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: kind of incidence. A matter of fact, we haven't had
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: any incidents at all. So I'm gonna everything that I'm
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about your grandmother. Sir, We're gonna get everything
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: we were away from home getting in the newspaper and
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody not to use this damn service. I problem
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: that I just told you once. Now you're not gonna
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: trap me about my damn company and no more you
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: understand me? But putting on added no newspaper and you're
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: not gonna shit there. Tell me what you're gonna do
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: how to call my sons in here, how to calling
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: that you did the owner ones that clean that got
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: dog gonna coffee? Now, I'm gonna find out what happened,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: But you're not gonna threaten my company. You understand. That's
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: how I make my Listen now, I don't know how
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you make y'all living, but that's how make don't make
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: y'all learn my moving people grandmama's man. You move my
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: grandma when my grandmama ain't on the coffee table no more, sir, sir,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: it's I'm sorry that you're come out not on your
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: coffee table no more. Look, I'll try to find out
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: what happens. We're gonna get this fix for you, but
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: you gotta work for me. Well, I'm coming down now,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: writing down to do. Damn I wasn't start kicking some
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: how your boys? Then? How you still too? Oh? You
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: should have come down here, come bring you, come on
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: down here right now. I'm not kidding you. And you look,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you, and you want to go
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: off on me like that. I don't give a less
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: a come down here right now. You don't getting even
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: your enters. I don't even know where you are, and
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if you se. I promise you
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I'm whooping your boys. He yo, y'all to move my grandmother.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: You move my grandmother. Man, Bro, mister Carrubb, don't threaten
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: me or don't threaten me by my boys. That that's
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: my son. I don't take that too lightly. I will
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: come fersonally to your house right now, beach up and
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: then come back and clean your house for free. Do
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you understand me? Don't you talk to my children? And
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: don't you trick me? Let again? My damn fine. I
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: one more thing I want to tell you, man, what
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: is you listening? What is it? Man? Nephew tim me
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got plagued
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: by your wife? Dog? Hello, hey, play up? Say man?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Ever ever, um, don't anybody that that wasn't there wasn't
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: nobody that timing man? You ain't right now right? You
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: caught me. Now you got myself into looking like like
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: the did some I'm gonna go bump up a fast head. Man.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: You wanna tell me what you're gonna do with my
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: coming man? You know how long he's been? Say? Am
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I coming to start to man, you're rough for that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Ro Man, Hey man, Robert, I got one more thing there?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: She man? What is what is the baddest And I'm
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Hargling Morning Show playing Man, I'm listening to y'all every morning. Man,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: y'all every more. Look here, why don't you tell Doc
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Steve Man, y'all need to put a copper cleaning the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: water over in the hoodie wards? Man, we need cleaning.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: You mean a corper cleaning in a category? Corper cleaning category, Man,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: y'all need to go and put one in there. I'm
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: do y'all have any relatives that? No, I never I
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: never experienced that. Did y'all have anybody that was creaming ya? Friend? Now?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got one? Yeah, my grandma she was cremated.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: What they do with who had? Who gets to earn?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Who gets to keep that? They had? One of my
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: uncles got cremated. Yeah, he got cremated and they put
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: him up on the mantelpiece. And my other uncle didn't
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: know it and opened it up and then what And
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: he thought that because I see he had done it,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: nobody know. So when he opened it up in front
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: of everybody. They was mortified and didn't he said that
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: way all of them go, Why aren't you going? All right?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: More of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jack,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: it is time for comedy roulette. Here we go with
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Very simple. Give us five subjects. Put them
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: on a wheel. Fund the wheel. Stay it with me, Shirley,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: fun fund the wheel, the wheel, fund the wheel. We're
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: not gonna spend the were gonna spund the wheel. We stop,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. What you got? All right?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Number one, you know you can go
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: to jail for that. That's one. Number two. Number two
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: you need to cut that off. A need to cut
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: that off. Okay. Number three, I don't know what she
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: looks like without a weird I don't know. Number four, really, Jay,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Number four, get your butt out of my roofer. And
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: number five, you know you went too far with the joke.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Win baby, cat, spun it cat? What you live for that?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Oh it stopped to number five? You know you went
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: too far with joke. That's a good one round, all right,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: guys know you went to know you went too far
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: with the joke when that that that that that you
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke. When you
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: see the fruit talking to you and saying, my brother,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: can I speak to you about that jokey, my brother,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: you need to really stop. It's surrounded about bot. When
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: surround joke, you know you went too far with the joke.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: When it's very simple. When Shirley Caller takes off because
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you far, they won't never let him go far. You
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: can't go too far with y'all. Stop that every day
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: nothing when y'all you know you don't went too far
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: with the joke. When your wife pack a bag and said,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I'll be at my mama all right, Come on, you
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: know you don't went too far with the joke. When
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: all your friends say damn dog, damn dog. You know
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you don't went too far with the joke. When someone
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: says he's not looking at you because he's blind. How
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: about that he that's why I'm not looking at him? Dog.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I'm over here. I'll tell you know when you went
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: too far the joke. You telling Joe the only one
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: one l I tell you that your boy that wrote it. Yeah,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: come on, you know you didn't win too far with
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the joke. When the person sitting in the audience say,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way up down you far with You
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: know you don't went too far with the joke. When
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: she says, no, I'm not expecting a baby. Whoa, whoa,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I got one, all right. You know you went too
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: far with your joke. When you tell a joke and
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: you go is this thing on and the audience, yes,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: it's on. We can hear you. It's just not funny.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I Missanne's here with today's headlines. Please introduce here, ladies
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, miss Anne Trim Trimm. Thanks you guys very much.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: This is answered with the news tropical Storm Barry has
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: formed in the Gulf of Mexico. It is now headed
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: for Louisiana. Thousands of people living in low lying coastal
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: areas were ordered to evacuate yesterday. Meanwhile, the US Army
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Corps of Engineers keeping a watchful line on the already
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: swollen Mississippi River, which is breaking records this year for
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: weeks and weeks of floodstage water levels. And another Trump turnaround,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: the president now says he's changed his mind. And will
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: not keep pushing for a citizenship question to be included
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: on the upcoming twenty twenty census forms. He says, is
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: going to go about finding out how many undocumented residents
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: there are. In another way, I am here by ordering
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: every department and agency in the federal government to provide
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: the Department of Commerce with all requested records regarding the
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: number of citizens and non citizens in our country. And
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Trump says he's completely confident about the Administration's ability to
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: get the info he wants knowledge in many of our agencies.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: We will leave no stone unturned. Speaking of that great knowledge.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: These Social Security Administration and the Department of Homeland Security
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: have already entered into agreements reportedly to provide the Department
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: of Commerce with info on non citizens. Meanwhile, looks like
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: its promises kept. On another matter, immigrations, Customs Enforcement expect
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: to begin carrying out a series of rays this weekend
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: on unauthorized immigrants, those who already received removal orders but
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: haven't left the country. Legal landlists with the American Civil
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Liberties Union reminding the undocumented that under the US law,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: they do not have to let immigration agents into their
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: homes unless those agents have what's called a judicial warrant.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: In fact, the ACLU says the plans to hand out
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: information cards to people living in immigrant communities and send
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: lawyers there ahead of expected rates. According to New York Times,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: some of the cities are being targeted include New York City, Baltimore, Miami, Denver,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: and New Orleans, which is dealing, of course, with her
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: tropical storm. Barry, the attorney representing regious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: tried to convince a judge yesterday that Epstein should be
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: granted bail because he's not a bail risk. To prove that,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the lawyer offered Epstein's Manhattan residence up worth seventy seven
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: million dollars and one of his planes one of them.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Epstein also reportedly owns a couple of islands. Ask you
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: to say Epstein's flight is a flight risk because he
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: has tremendous resources and owns islands and stuff. R Kelly
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: under arrest today again, this time the unfederal charges of
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: child porn and some other things. He's being brought to
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: New York. R Kelly was arrested while walking his dog.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: The singer's public says say they knew the charges were coming,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and they've scheduled a press conference in Atlanta later this morning.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: And finally today is eat Judge Yellow Day. Everybody can
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: spell yellow. Now back to the Steve Harvey Mourning Show.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show? All right? Yahoo is reporting, guys,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: a new pole that finds fifty nine percent of couples
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: say that they suspected their partner of cheating, they would
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: discuss the matter with them rather than jumping to conclusions. Okay,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: let me ask you a questions, Shirley and coler No,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Just listen to this question.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: If you suspected your husband of cheating, and it was
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: not on the internet, nobody knew, none of your co workers,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: it was not it wasn't made public. If you suspected
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: your husband of cheating, would you bring it up calmly?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Would you bring it up with anger? How would you
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: do it? Probably? All of the above for me, without
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: the calm though you already nowhere. I'm coming bigger. All
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: of that, All of the above for me without the calm. Anger.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: If I suspected that yet? No, well, I mean, if
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: you had suspicions, you ain't had no proof, you ain't
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: you ain't heard nothing, You ain't got no pictures, ain't no,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: ain't on internet and none of that. But Steve, you
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: know we have intuition. You know we have intuition. You know.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Disappointing to you, mister Harvey. I don't know. I'm just
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: trying to see what y'all would do. I don't really
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: And and the word discussion I have a problem with.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: There will be no discussion. Well all, you gonna just
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: find out on your own first, like little CUSI let
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Suppose you discovered that you
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: were wrong about him and that he wasn't cheating. What
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: happens at that point? Oh, then I'm apologizing and begging
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: to his forgiveness, begging for his forgiveness and threatening him
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: he better not do it. You see what happens? Yeah,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: you God in the heart, you gotta do that. Yeah,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: you apologize for your wrongdoing, you know, make it up
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: to him. You know, anymore question, We're here for it. No,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: y'all's answers just short, yeah and truthful, And there's no one.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: There's no one in between, ain't no. You know that's
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I don't like talking, y'all. If were you expecting something else.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I expected, but that wasn't it.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: You've you've obviously been through this before. I'll tell you
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: what I found out. Though I'm fine out, I ain't
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: fired up to have a discussion. Once they find out,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I'll cheat. It's old your lass sitting up here? Got
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: the lyricy chat? No you did, But Junior, don't you
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: know that money changes thing? Yeah? Yeah, how you get
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the nerves that was before? Look at you now see
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Tommy saying dang Junior, like you can't believe Junior called
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: herself Tommy your og. No, I am not am not
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: gonna let your stop doing that. All right, We'll be
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Show. All right, Steve, come on,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Jay is here to murder another hit before he murders
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: the hit. Yeah. I'm just in a matchmaking movie today
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: and you found somebody. No, I think you should talk
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: to man seriously because you need a little stabilization in
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: your life. You should date. And I don't know if
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: she's fully available anymore. I don't see how she's could
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: be on the market at this point, but you really
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: should look into talking to miss Anne, Miss Anne, miss Andrew. Ja,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: that's a good, good matchup. What about Marla, Gie, your
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: news will be a whole lot different. It all be
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: about you. Ja, let me tell you about this. You're
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: gonna get your trump in a minute. It up. But
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: first of this bad black black Wow, well maybe not
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: say it has a great laugh, Ja, go to church,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: act like, well, you know, he could be he could
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: be real. Then a bit. Let me let me tell
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: somebody know about me. I'm the type person that once
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: you get hooked up with me, I make you go
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. I can bring that out in a fris
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: could be a good thing. Jane. No, no, no, no, wow,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I'm good anyway. Let me get to this all right,
• 41:04
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• 41:07
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  Speaker 1: Y'all had fun challenge. Oh yeah, it was really nice.
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  Speaker 1: We had a great time, but the food che yes
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: yes wore Steve Shirley Collin everybody. You got familiar with
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: the challenge, the Pea challenge. Oh yes, I did the challenge.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: It's a rap song about things you would do for
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: the P for the So the men did one for
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: the P. Ladies did one for the D. My song
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: is for the C. Well you heard about the Pea
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Challenge and the D Challenge. This is the C challenge.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: You see him down for the comedy, Brown for the comedy.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Since death, Jem, I've been around for the comedy. Take
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: for the comedy, right for the comedy, Think about it, morning,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: noon and night for the comedy, Hit for the comedy,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Fit for the comedy, had a good job. I had
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: to quit for the You see him smoke for the comedy,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Joke for the comedy. Been to divorce Core three times
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: for the I got love for the comedy, Club for
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: the comedy every nine and then. I need a hug
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: for the comedy. I hope for the comedy. Note for
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: the comedy. Did a cruise ten years on a boat
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: for the talk, trash for the comedy, got cash for
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: the comedy, even got some real good ass for the condue.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Black for the comedy, White for the comedy, or City
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Your Hall. He let me write for the team, and
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I go back for the comedy. Make stacks for the comedy.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Got much love, and that's a fact for the car.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Take appeal for the comedy, feel for the comedy. Don't
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: get mad when they still for the comedy. I'm about
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: for the comedy. They shout for the comedy. Gonna drop
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: the mic here because I'm out for the comedy. Man jail,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I won't pay. Yes, oh my god, I'm putting I'm
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: putting that on my show. That gonna be my thing.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Coming into jail. But come in jail, coming in. That
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: was good, ja, Yes, yes, there was lost to all right,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Show right after. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Right about four minutes after don't forget today. Strawberry letter
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: is on tap. But first, the nephew in the building
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: with the prank phone call call them, Yes, triosity bringing ok, triosity,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get married. Come on, hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: to reach Marvin Police. Yes, speaking Marvin High. I'm calling
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: you from doctor's office. I'm actually the lab technician um,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: and you you came in and I got it physical.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I guess about a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, okay,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: and my understanding this is for your for your occupation correct. Yeah? Okay,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you're what do you do for a living when you're
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: a river? Okay? Now I was giving you a call
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: about I'm here looking at your records and all the
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: testings that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: have you had any have you had any activity or
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: any problems around your naval area? Na fine? Okay? It
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: was saying, all right, uh yeah, everything's fine, But I
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: mean if you haven't had any any type of nothing,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: no breakout or anything around your navel or whatsoever? Nah
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: about my navel? Now everything's going straight, man, Okay, to
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: see what's going on? Man, what's happening? Okay? Actually, you've
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: been diagnosed with um oak triositis and oristriositis is actually
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: a fungus that comes out of South America. And you
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: have no activity whatsoever around your NAVELO. It's otriositis, sir.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: And what what that is is actually you're you're if
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: you haven't had it yet? You say you haven't had
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: any activity. There's gonna be like a small little tree
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be growing from your navel. And it gets
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: about six inches long and it probably bears about probably
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: about twenty five to thirty leaves on it, but it's
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: very small. You see a tree gonna be growing out
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: my navel, It's gonna be a small tree. And Uh,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen is I'm gonna have to get you
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: to come back in, probably in the next month. We're
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: gonna need you to come in so we can check
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: it out. But it's got to grow its fullest potential
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: before we can actually do anything to it. No, I
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: can't come in and on mind, I got to come
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: in to hey, man, somebody got we we we get
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: this problem to resolved. Man, I'm tryna get married. Man. Well,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: we can't. It has to grow with fullet's potential, sir.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: And the full term is actually like about four weeks
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: before we can act. Man. I'm not waiting for those
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: four weeks. Man. Somebody got to come till me something right, Nah, Man,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go married. Man. Have to fly the time,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: man and have something going out of my neighbor. Man.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Y'all going crazy, man, Sir, o Triosa. This is something
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: that's very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: in South America on how to treat this. Man, I
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: don't get it down. Where is it? Man, somebody's gonna
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: have to come give me some help, right nah, Man,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get ready to get married. Man, I'm not
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: gonna be putting up with it. Man, somebody in this
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: office maint got to come down and then do something
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: for me. Man, And what you say, as you said,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I can cut it out myself. So the best I
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: can do is probably trim it a bit, you know,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: and maybe knock a few leaves off. But I cannot
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: touch the full stock at all. Man. You can cut
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: this for the bad day, do something, sir. I cut
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: it right now. You cannot, Sir. If you cut it,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: a bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: trying to get this cool a doot. Man, you didn't
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: tell me. Ain't nobody never what I've dried on there
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: and get this put man, I'm gonna get married in
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: two weeks. Man. We're gonna fly to Jamaican. It can't now.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Somebody can do this for me. So you cannot pull
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: it out. You're gonna create good man, You're gonna create
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: a bigger problem if you try to pull it out. Sorry,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: problems are already up. I'm trying to get this problem. Man.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Give me tell me a big hospital. Ain't now me
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: you want me to do that. It's not something I
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: poke out of my summer and you're tilling it. Ain't
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you can do, man, sir. Oak triositis is not something
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: that we treat all the time. Like I said, it
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: hails from South America, so we got I don't give
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: it from Great Britain. Somebody that I feel for me
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: to come down and help me pull this, man, sir,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're going through, but we have to
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: let it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: the full root of it to grow. Man, I ain't
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: woa man gonna go right nah man, y'all gonna have
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: to do something, man, sir. There's nothing we can do.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: We can probably trim it a little bit, the trim,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: get some training, song man, do something, sir. There's nothing
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: we can do at this point but sit back, and
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: wait and let it grow. It's full term. Okay, can
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: we get you do the waiting? Man? Somebody helped me, right, nah, man, Sir,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: can we get an appointment for you in the next
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: four to five weeks and we do that. Now you
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: got to get appointment for me to dating. I'm gonna
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: give man. Man, I'm gonna fly to Jamaica. Now, I
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: can't have them chicking out of me. I can't see
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: it the apport. Man, you're gonna embarrass me like that
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: man chicking out my neighbor. Sir, I understand it, and
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: like I said, oh, triositis is very rare, and it's
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: it's something that we haven't treated that many times here
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: in the States, but overseas, the message that we're getting
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: is that we need to let it grow. It's full term.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: So man, tell me, ain't nobody in the Mirroricans got
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: what man, it's otriositis, sir, So I get it. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: nobody else got it, Sir. I could not believe that
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: you were coming up with outriositis here in the States.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: It's it's something very rarely seen here. There's been two
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: people in the past has been diagnosed with this and
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: they actually passed away. So now you tell them dive
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna chip me three weeks. Man, I'm coming
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: down another day. Man, somebody could do something for me, Sir.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: There's nothing that we can do today until four to
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: five weeks or I gotta go get married. I'm fine
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: to Jamaica. Man. I just said, Man, I'm hearing what
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: you're saying, but I can't do anything if you don't
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: see the tree already coming out of the navel yet.
• 49:47
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• 49:49
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• 49:51
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• 49:53
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• 49:56
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• 49:59
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• 50:02
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• 50:09
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• 50:19
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• 50:22
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• 50:26
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• 50:28
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• 50:36
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• 50:47
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• 50:50
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• 50:54
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• 51:00
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• 51:04
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• 51:11
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• 51:15
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• 51:22
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• 51:27
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• 51:34
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• 51:39
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• 51:42
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• 51:46
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• 51:50
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• 51:54
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• 52:01
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• 52:05
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• 52:13
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• 52:17
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• 52:20
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• 52:24
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• 52:27
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• 52:30
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• 52:42
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• 52:44
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• 52:46
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• 52:54
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• 53:02
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• 53:36
  Speaker 1: It is a Strawberry letter subject something ain't right with
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: my fiance and his bff. Dere's Stephen Shirley. I reconnected
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: with an old high school flame in January, and we
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: got engaged a couple of weeks ago. Well before he
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: asked me to marry him, he told me about his
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: female best friend. He told me that he had sex
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: with his best friend years ago, but they didn't have
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: any romantic feelings whatso ever for each other. Now, of course,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I was very uncomfortable with their friendship, but I didn't
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: stress about it because I overheard him telling her how
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: much he loves me and that I'm the one. This
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: past weekend, my fiance invited his best friend to lunch
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: so I could meet her. Lunch was going great, we
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: were talking and laughing, but then the best friend just
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: got quiet. I looked over at this heffa and she
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: was sitting there crying. My fiance asked her what was wrong,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: and she said, she feels like he is going to
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: forget about her when he marries me. My fiance has
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: a nerve to tell her that that would never happen.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: She stood up and told him that their friendship was over,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and she stormed out of the restaurant. My fiance and
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I sat in silence for the rest of the meal.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: He hasn't talked to this woman for a couple of
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: days now, and I can tell it's bothering him something.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I'm right here. Why is my fiance stressing about another woman?
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Can men really have male best friends they're not attracted to? Wow?
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you know, and in some parts
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: of the world that can be the case. But um,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: you know I have, if I'm honest with you, every
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: male male friend, quote unquote friend that I've had in
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: my life, there has been some sort of something going on.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: You know. You could tell, yeah, I mean you could.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: You could tell that they liked you, or you could
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: tell that you know something, there was some sexual tension
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: going on there. Yeah that that doesn't mean that we
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: acted on it, but you know, male female that dynamic. Yeah,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: you could tell that company. I'm sorry, stupid sexual harassment case.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: What a stupid because you might say something else ignorant, right,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: But far be it from me to argue with your intuition.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: If you're all ready feeling something isn't right, then it
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: probably isn't. I mean, yes, they've been intimate in the past,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: but as your friend told you, he no longer has
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: romantic feelings for his best friend. But this is I
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: think where your intuition is really on point. I think
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: the best friend has some unresolved issues, as she displayed
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: at lunch. I mean, if she didn't wasn't emotionally connected
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: or tied to him still, why would she storm out?
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Why would she be crying. There's something going on with her,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: And I think that she's jealous of your relationship and
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: she probably wishes that it were her, and she does
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: feel left out and she does want him so and
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: he may feel some kind of way too because it's
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: bothering him. So before you decide to walk down the
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: aisle with him and set a date and do all
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: of those things, you guys need to get this together.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's going to be that
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: easy because his best friend has some serious issues and
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: if he's bothered by it, he may have some unresolved
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: feelings that he's not acknowledging or telling you about. Steve. Well, well,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: thank you, Shirley for that warm, fuzzy rendition of the letter.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: You're so welcome. Now here come the ignorance side. Let's
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: just gonna get it. What really hell going on here?
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Some ain't right by my fiance and his bf L.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: We have renamed the b F to big Fat Freak.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is right here, thank you, Colin. Some
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: ain't right with my fiance, big free that's just b F.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Any day out is happening to hire. I reconnected with
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: an old high school flame in January. We were engaged
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. Oh that's quick, January, Mabel, yeah, bam,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: all the crack January February, March, that ninety day went
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: out the window. Okay, cool. He told you about this
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: female friend, he guy, that's it b f FL, who
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: would be referred to from now on in this letter
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: as BF after Big Fat Friend. He told me he
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: had sex with his best friend years ago. But they
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: don't have any romantic feelings whatsoever for each other. You
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: ain't got to have romantic feelings to have sex. That's
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: not a requirement romantic feelings to have sex. What y'all?
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: You just lady? You ain't that old because you're hooked
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: up right after high school old high school flame. I
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: don't know how yet. They're pretty, they're young, of course,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: I was very uncomfortable with a friendship, but I didn't
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: stress about it because I heard him on the phone
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: telling him how much he loved me, and that I'm
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: the one. What nobody on the other end. You heard
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: him on the phone, but she wasn't on the phone. See,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: I know this is this is a good game. Here.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you how much I love her, and
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: she is the one she had been a home. You
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: got fair a line, lady, we come back. I'll tell
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: you the rest of it. We two of Steve's response.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, let's go with purchase.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: There's a letter, Thank you, Shirley. Some ain't right with
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: my fiance and his bf l You love this letter,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: which is referred to her as the big fat free
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: All right now. They told me they had sex when
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: they was best friends. God, but they don't have romantic
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: feelings whatsoever. You ain't gotta have feelings to have sex here. Boy.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Of course, I was uncomfortable, and I didn't see see
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: stress about it because I overheard I'm telling her how
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: much he loves me, and then I'm the woman she
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: had already hung on the only person got that message
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: that's funny. He had hunger. Wow. See I know how
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: this go right there. This past weekend, my Fields invited
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: his best friend to lunch so I could meet r.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Lunch was going gray. We was talking and laughing, yeah,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: but then the best friend got quiet. I looked over
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: this hell fuck and she was sitting there crying. What happened?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: The only laugh? What you remember that time we do that? Girl?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: You pray that like what? He help to start crying? Yeah,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: because she couldn't hold up the line no more. See,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: she wasn't on the phone when he told her you
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: was the one we're talking and laughing. My fielance say
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: asked her what was wrong? She says, she feels like
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: she forgot he was going to forget about her when
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: he marries me. My Fields had to never tell her
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: that that would never happen. What, Oh, that's why. Ain't
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: no monna laugh? See, I'm look at what happened to
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: all that laughing? Daddy your feelings? They told her. She
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: stood up and told him their friendship was over, and
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: she stormed out the restaurant. Oh man, my fiance saying,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I sat in silence for the rest of the meal.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Now he ain't talking to you because he trying to
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: get himself together. When a man sitting in silence, his
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: brain ain't solid. It was a right going on in
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: his head. The German shepherds was loose, and four people
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: had fire holes and he was only black against the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: wall at the Chriskys. He ain't talked to this woman
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: for a couple of days now, and I can tell
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: is bothering him. Something ain't right here. Why is my
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: fiance stressing about another woman? Because she the other woman?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: This ain't another woman? This the other woman? Can men
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: really have female best friends that they're not attracted to?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: The answer to that is if they ain't attractive. Let
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: me let me read this question and answer for your kids.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Can men really have female best friends they're not attracted to? Yes,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: if they're not attracted? Now? Was to be really a
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: bit that freak? Or was to be a big fan
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: m Yeah, see, that's what you need to ask herself.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Was to be really a big fact free or was
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: to be a big fan freak? I'm gonna go with.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find to see that what I'm gonna go with.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: That's why he said in silace. He watched her walk
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: out the dope that she full figured dough all but
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: she got it all right. See she had curved model.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: But when she walked out that dough and he saw
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: it moving under that dress. Yeah, ha ha ha him
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: see high work. I'm just trying to show y'all high work.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: She started crying because she won't mote because she had
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: and she had allowed him to see more, and he
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: gave her more. She was hoping to be yes, naw
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: that she go after dough And what fault because you
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: don't bought this up in here telling you gonna give
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: her the more that I had before? Ye ye ye huh,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: that's all this was playing. Well, it's not gonna happen now,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: is it. Yep, it's still gonna happen now. Nobody getting
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: up her friend. Yeah, because the friend gonna get over
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: it because he gonna tell her she don't really mean
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: that much to me. She's just get another friend. But
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I got to marry her because she's sick. Just let
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: me marry her. Coming up. She's sick, she got a
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: terminal illness, and I'm gonna marry her so she can
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: have that. That's gonna wish. Oh my god, Now I'll
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: tell you what he Okay, Steve, we gotta get out
• 1:05:03
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• 1:05:04
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• 1:05:08
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• 1:05:14
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• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: is called none of your darned business? Kay, please explain. Okay,
• 1:05:22
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• 1:05:25
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• 1:05:26
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• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: somebody steal somebody's order at Starbucks, Daniel, just take it
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: right on the end. You know what it put and
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  Speaker 1: they take it then your damn bunutes. But they put
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  Speaker 1: your name anyway, they put your name on away. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what that person going to the left
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  Speaker 1: him head that call. They got some mold back there.
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  Speaker 1: It's fourteen dollars a cup. Anyway, let him out. Your
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  Speaker 1: name name is on the cup and don't change inside
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  Speaker 1: the cup. And it ain't but an eight cent loss
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  Speaker 1: to stop. Write it off, really write it off. Want
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  Speaker 1: to tell you what you know if it's the fifteenth,
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  Speaker 1: uh huh, and you go to your mailbox huh, and
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  Speaker 1: you see somebody else opening somebody else's checks. Yet none
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  Speaker 1: of your damn business. I ain't got none of it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if the fifteen you know the check coming,
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  Speaker 1: ain't toldly gonna take the money they did when you
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  Speaker 1: get Yeah, you had to, you had to mall. Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: You see your best friend's wife, uh huh switched cars. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she get out of her car and get in another
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  Speaker 1: car and they drive off. That ain't none of my dad.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't ain't gonna do with me. She might be
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  Speaker 1: test driving. I don't driving a business. Yeah, this happened
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  Speaker 1: to me before. Huh. If I'm standing in line at
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  Speaker 1: the bank, uh huh, I go up there and I
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  Speaker 1: and I'll give her a withdrawal slip. Huh. And she
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  Speaker 1: give me too much money, right, that is none of
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  Speaker 1: my damn bid. Count your blessings and go home. Excuse me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get into a whole lot. Now. You that
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: extra time walk away, and that ain't your bills. I
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: hate to say that stealing. Okay, that's not stealing. That
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  Speaker 1: gave it Timmy money was given to him. But it's
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: not your money. It is I can't slide her a note.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I slid her withdraw all last league. Now, how much
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: you put in? Now, that's none of my bids at all.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: That If it's not enough, it's my bills too much, nobody,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I just I won't spend it for your find. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you at work, and you know one of your co
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: workers ms smoking Jill. Just don't sit. That's dumb, point
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: your fan towards the they're going through. All right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to show. Okay, it's time
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: for something funny, Steve. Now, it's normal for people, you know,
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  Speaker 1: to get nostalgic about things from their past. A lot
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: of us do that. Like the Slinky, remember that toy,
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  Speaker 1: the Walkman, Remember the Walkman arcade games and even suits
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: and hats for men, Remember pac Man and all that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I still play pac Many. I can't play the new games.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: They too complicated. I can't play none of the sports
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  Speaker 1: game like NBA Live or Madden Football. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: the the A B they jumped, the ad they roll,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do or you know what about being nostalgic
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  Speaker 1: about how you raise your kids, you know, with discipline
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  Speaker 1: and all that, things like common courtesy, like manners, things
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: like that whop to come back? Yeah you're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: a whooping? Yeah yeah, did you? I'm telling you're gonna
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: get a whoopping? Did you whip your kids growing up?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm asking? H Yeah? Well you think they ain't
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  Speaker 1: in jam? You saved him Tommy, I tried to beat
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  Speaker 1: him worse than my mama beat me. Oh that's pretty bad.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't none of my kids got it like I got it.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't none, but our parents before us really got
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  Speaker 1: it too. But we got it. I think we were
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  Speaker 1: the last of the kids that got serious beat downs.
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  Speaker 1: My kids, my kids and got generation well some more.
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  Speaker 1: I really I really pledged my son. Yea, I pledged.
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  Speaker 1: So what frid is here? They ain't cused, but they could.
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  Speaker 1: They could go ahead and get it? Do they could?
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  Speaker 1: They could? Technically they should actually be in But I
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Jewish manners were more prominent like they used to be.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know what, I'm really proud of though,
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  Speaker 1: I think all of my kids are very very manner.
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  Speaker 1: Manners are important used to everybody she's so sweet. Brand daddy,
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  Speaker 1: you know you have great kids being on your answer?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: You know it. She got a clapback going on. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't heard nobody come up to you. I can't talk
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: get your daughter. Well, he's talking talking crazy. It's never
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  Speaker 1: I ain't seen it either. You've just heard. I just
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: have people coming over. Can I talk to you for
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I just can't do it. No serious about her business stuff, y'all. Brand,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: she runs your foundation, so she's serious about what do you?
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  Speaker 1: What else do you guys wish will come back? Like
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: products because they said iPad but I mean, you know,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: I wish Carol free marsterizer would come back. What actor
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: curl for yellow bottle red? Right? Yeah? Come about chance
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: King ye yos chess King Mary go around. Yeah. I
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: want them to come back, but I don't want to
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: have to have the money our head back then, don't
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  Speaker 1: I want to come back? Poverty? Yeah, I have no
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: desire for that to come back. What were the famous
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: what was the famous advice your dad gave you about
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: being poor? The best thing you could do for po
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: people's son is not be one of that advice. I
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: listened to that real close, especially coming out of homeless
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: people gonna tell about, man, why you work so hard?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Because I'm running running for what. I ain't running fun nothing,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: I'm running from. Yeah. I'm not gonna be back in
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: that position no more. Right. So, now what I did
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: was if I become homeless and have to live in
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: a car, I now have cars you can live in.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah there you go like it. W Yeah, so you
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  Speaker 1: can put bottle, You got shelter, air conditioning, okay, TV,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: you know, and you got one of your car. I
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: got computers in it. Yeah, WiFi? All that all right?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to stew Carl what you got?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: I'm laughing. Well, I was thinking, you guys. I was
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: kind of mentioning this to Shirley off air. So Tommy Junior,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I think that we should just maybe throw
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: a party for Jay at his house. We've been talking
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: about it. No, no, no, Ja, let her finish Jay. Look, look,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: we can all bring something. He could be a pot luck.
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  Speaker 1: Monica's in on it, the whole staff. We love you, Jay.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have to worry about cooking or any of that.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: We'll bring everything we got. The decorations. We can go
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: to party City. We could decorate what what do? I
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  Speaker 1: love it? I love it and I'll even something I'm in.
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  Speaker 1: That's big for me to thank you. I know what
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: you're doing, but I just don't think I'm a party
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: right now, you're feeling so good. We just want to celebrate.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: I think I'm coming down with something else. I just
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: want to kick it at the house. Okay, this is
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: really bad. I won't want you to get Yay. Seriously,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: why don't you like company? I don't like people? How
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: about that? That's good? And I love company. I'm at
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: my happiest at home when I have a house full
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: of people. Oh well, it's the weekend. I thought we
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: could do it this well a right anyway, come on? Yeah?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: More than Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, it
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  Speaker 1: is time for comedy Roulette. Here we go with comedy roulette.
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  Speaker 1: Very simple. Give us five subjects, put them on a wheel.
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  Speaker 1: Fund the wheel. Stay it with me, Shirley, fun fund
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  Speaker 1: the wheel, the wheel. Fund the wheel. We're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: spend it. We're gonna spund the wheel. When stop it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. What you got? All right?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Number one, you know you can go
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  Speaker 1: to jail for that. That's all right. Number two, Number two,
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  Speaker 1: you need to cut that off. A need to cut
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  Speaker 1: that off. Okay. Number three, I don't know what she
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  Speaker 1: looks like without a weird I don't know. Number four, really, jay,
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  Speaker 1: Number four, get your butt out of my roofers. And
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  Speaker 1: number five, you know you went too far with the joke. Win.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, baby cat, bunnet cat. What's your look
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  Speaker 1: that you would stopped to? Number five? You know you
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  Speaker 1: went too far with joke. That's a good one round,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Guys know you went to know you went
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  Speaker 1: too far with the joke when that that that you
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke. When you
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: see the fruits talking to you said, my brother, can
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: I speak to you about that joke? Hey, my brother,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: we have a Thomas. You need to really stop. It's
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: surrounded about who surround joke? What you got? You? You
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke when it's
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: very simple when Shirley's caller says off, because we don't
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: went too far, they won't never let him go far.
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  Speaker 1: You can't go too far with y'all stop every day nothing.
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  Speaker 1: When y'all you know you didn't went too far with
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  Speaker 1: the joke when your wife packer bag and said, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be at my mama. All right, Come on, you know
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  Speaker 1: you don't went too far with the joke. When all
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: your friends say damn yeh, damn dog, you know you
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: know went too far with the joke. When someone says
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  Speaker 1: he's not looking at you because he's blind. How about that,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm not looking at him. Dog. I'm over here.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you know when you went to fold the joke?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Have you telling joke that only one leg coming up?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the hour, Gather
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: round everyone, you're listening to Steve. We're here at the
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. Just one more thing. You're
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: closing remarks. What do you have for us today to
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: take us into the weekend? Steve? Well, I think I
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: should talk about dreams because there's such a major component
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: to your success. Dreams are such an important component to success.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: You can't underplay dreams. See, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: Education is necessary for certain fields and professions. You want
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: to be a doctor, a lawyer, a dentist, a pilot,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: a scientist, a teacher. Education is so necessary for many
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: professions in this world. But there is nothing, and I repeat,
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  Speaker 1: there is nothing more important than your dreams. Your dreams
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  Speaker 1: have value. Your dreams wake you up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: The dreams give you hope. You know, I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: education doesn't do that. But education don't wake you up
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. It's what you dream and hope or
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: becoming with the education that wakes you up. It is
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  Speaker 1: your dream that causes you to even get an education.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to fly a plane, and that your dream,
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  Speaker 1: Your dream will cause you to do the things necessary
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  Speaker 1: to accomplish the dream. That's why I tell people educators
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  Speaker 1: in all, if we spent more time talking to our
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  Speaker 1: children in our school system about their dreams and visions,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: we could reduce the dropout rate. But what we're doing
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: is we keep talking to kids about the education, and
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: we're not talking about the kids for the reason for
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: the education. You gotta get your education because you got
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: to finish school. Finish school for what we have got
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: to take time out to talk about the dreams and visions.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: I tell parents all the time, if you're not talking
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  Speaker 1: to your kids about dreams every ninety days. That's a mistake. Man,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: that's a mistake because young people change more often than
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: you think. But if you're not revamping your dreams every
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: ninety days as an adult, you're making a mistake because
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: guess what you change Awesome Now, you know may not
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: change as often as your children because you become a
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: little bit more subtle when you're older. But you've got
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: to refurbish these dreams. You gotta dust them off. You
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: gotta keep reminding yourself or what the purpose is, because
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: the dream provides purpose. You wake up in the morning
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: because of what you dream to be. You get excited
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: when the lawn clock get all goes off because of
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: what you dream to be. Man, don't let nobody fool you. Now,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm gonna say this again. Education is
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: important and it's critical to certain things in life, but
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: you can actually make it in this world without one. Now,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: do you need to have some basics under your belt?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: I strongly suggest you do. And I'm not saying at
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  Speaker 1: all that you don't need school, because you do. School
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: offers you a way to become well rounded. That's the thing.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: That school does for you a great deal not only
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: educate you. It gives you social ills. It teaches you
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: how to be well rounded. It teaches you god to adapt.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: It teaches you the tool of memorization. So I'm not
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  Speaker 1: knocking it at all. But what I am saying to you,
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  Speaker 1: if you are like me in any way and you're
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: just not a school person but you're gonna do, you
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: can still be something. If you've blown your education opportunity
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: in life, you can still be something. If you just
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: don't feel like you can do school again, you can
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: still be something. Because the scripture says, a man without
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: a dream or visions your parents. I hold the Bible
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  Speaker 1: inside out. I don't know it. I didn't go to
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: the theology school anything, so I can't quote it like
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: people can oftentimes. But I don't really don't recall ever
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: going to Sunday School or any service I've ever been
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: to and read a scripture about how necessary your education was.
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  Speaker 1: But I have seen repeatedly that a man without a
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: dream or vision shall perish. See the reason, You'll die
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: without the dream of the vision, because without the dream
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: of the vision, you'll give up hope. You've heard that,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: so many people say, keep hope alive because it's necessary.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: The dream, the vision, what you see for yourself, your
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: hope for tomorrow, that impossible thing that nobody else can
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: see except you, that thing that floats around in your
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: imagination that keeps pushing you to make you think that's
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: something out there other than this. For me, If you
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, then you keep saying yourself, man,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: that's got to be more to my life than this.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: That's because it is. That's because it is. Your visions
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: and dreams are out there. And let me tell you
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: something else. You've got to make your dreams and visions
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: so big, so big that it causes you to overcome
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: all of your fears. See, the fear of failure is
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: a number one cause of failure in this country because
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: people are afraid to fail. But you have to have
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: dreams and visions so big that it just overcomes all
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: of your fears. You've got to want something so big,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: so dynamic to happen in your life, man, that you've
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: got to make this happen, and the fear is secondary
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: to all of it, and it will cause you to
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: push through. You've got to dream of something so outstanding
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: that an order for it to have to in order
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: for it to happen, you absolutely have to have God's help.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: If you're dreaming of only stuff that you can accomplish yourself,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: I got news for you. You ain't dreaming big enough.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Start dreaming big. Increase your dreams. They would change your life.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: It would change your perspective. It would cause your hope
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: to grow. All right, those are my closing remarks. All right,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: all right, y'all have a Google. Hey, and can I say,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: have a great weekend? Yes you can. Finally, yes, if
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: you work at all, you're leaving us to dream. That's
• 1:25:10
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