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First Summer jobs, Steve Harvey's Voicemail, Strawberry Letter - I Just Can't Do This - 05.26.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time, y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all, So given them back a million
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  Speaker 3: bus buss boozy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, listening to me?
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  Speaker 3: Shot Joy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Joy?
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  Speaker 5: You know you.
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  Speaker 2: Love turn.
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  Speaker 3: You gonna turn.
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  Speaker 6: You got to turn the mouth, turn You probably got
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  Speaker 6: to turn the mouth, turn out the water the mon up.
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  Speaker 3: Look me come come out.
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  Speaker 7: You think that? Uh huh, I sure will that. Good
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  Speaker 7: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 7: now dig me one and only Steve Harvey Man oh man,
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  Speaker 7: got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: The only way to find your real purpose, your real
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  Speaker 2: mission in life.
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  Speaker 7: You're real what for? The thing that you got to
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  Speaker 7: go get it get after is you got to connect
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  Speaker 7: with God. You have to connect with him because as
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  Speaker 7: your creator, no one knows better what you were made
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  Speaker 7: for than your maker. I mean not just I mean man,
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  Speaker 7: and you just make a lot of common sense, don't it.
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  Speaker 7: I mean really, you know, people kill me with the
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  Speaker 7: lack of belief. I think that science is very real.
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  Speaker 7: I think that science is very applicable. I think that
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  Speaker 7: science helps us learn so many things. But science ain't everything. Now,
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  Speaker 7: you might as well under that there's some unexplainables that
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  Speaker 7: science can't wrap they mind around. So here they go
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  Speaker 7: with something else, and then you got the nay sayers
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  Speaker 7: who use that, the non believers who use that as
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  Speaker 7: the proof that there is no high calling on how being.
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  Speaker 7: And I listen to me, I don't really into explaining
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  Speaker 7: all that way. If that's how you feel, then gone
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  Speaker 7: and get the feeling how you feeling with it. But
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  Speaker 7: let me explain something to you. I just don't see
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  Speaker 7: how God is really almost unexplainable to me. So really
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  Speaker 7: for me to sit here and try to explain, I'm
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  Speaker 7: really not that good of a guy, you know what
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm not that person. So let me try
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  Speaker 7: to give you something real here. Okay, So this we done.
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  Speaker 7: Just had that moment. I had to get that off
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  Speaker 7: my chest.
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  Speaker 1: I want, I want.
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  Speaker 7: I want to share something with you about when you
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  Speaker 7: strike out to find your mission, or how about when
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  Speaker 7: you strut on your mission once you discover what your
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  Speaker 7: purpose is, or let's simplify, what happens when you set
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  Speaker 7: a goal.
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  Speaker 2: And you're ready to strike out on that goal. What
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  Speaker 2: happens when you.
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  Speaker 7: Set an ambition in front of you or put something
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  Speaker 7: in your sights that you want to attain that, you
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  Speaker 7: want to become successful at what's the mind set that
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  Speaker 7: you have to develop? There are three things you must
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  Speaker 7: first ask, You must then believe, and you must then receive.
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  Speaker 7: Now the received part, all these parts.
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  Speaker 2: Has got a thing to it. You gotta ask. You
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  Speaker 2: just got to ask for it.
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  Speaker 7: You know you've heard the scripture before, you have not
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  Speaker 7: because you ask not Why don't you ask? But then
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  Speaker 7: after you ask, here's the kick. You got to believe
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  Speaker 7: that it can happen for you. Stop looking at the
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  Speaker 7: success of other people and not thinking that that same
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  Speaker 7: success can happen for you. Then I'm not saying that
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  Speaker 7: Pacific waye specific weight. I'm just saying that a success
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  Speaker 7: can happen for you, just like it can happen for
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  Speaker 7: somebody else. Why do you think it keeps happening to
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  Speaker 7: other people over and over because they ask and they believe.
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  Speaker 7: Now here's the cold part.
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  Speaker 2: Receive it? Oh what you mean? Receive it? I ask
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  Speaker 2: for it. I believe in it. Why would I not
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  Speaker 2: want to receive it?
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  Speaker 7: Act like it, Act like it's already there, behavior as
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  Speaker 7: though you have it in your hands, Smile about it,
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  Speaker 7: Realize that man, it's just days away, and how many
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  Speaker 7: other days that is.
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  Speaker 2: If it's days away, it's just days away.
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  Speaker 7: We don't know if it's gonna happen tomorrow, next week,
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  Speaker 7: in thirty days. We don't know if it's gonna take
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  Speaker 7: a few years. But you got to receive it though.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta ask, You got to believe, and you got
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  Speaker 7: to receive it. You gotta act as though as that
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  Speaker 7: now as another part now to this about work, you
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  Speaker 7: don't please.
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  Speaker 2: Faith with our works is dead.
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  Speaker 7: Don't think you're gonna just ask for something believing and
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  Speaker 7: then go sit down, start watching TV.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, now, let's get real. Let's not leave out
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  Speaker 2: the other jewel. You got to work.
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  Speaker 7: But now here hear what I want you to know
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  Speaker 7: about when you strike out on that mission, that the
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  Speaker 7: journey that you strike out on to accomplish a goal
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  Speaker 7: or to set out on the mission, the journey, if
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  Speaker 7: you could understand this, or to help you so much,
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  Speaker 7: the journey is a process. It's not an arrival date.
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  Speaker 7: It's a process. All you're looking to do, folks, is
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  Speaker 7: start the process. Get it started. Don't worry about the
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  Speaker 7: arrival date. Act like it's there. The arrival date is coming.
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  Speaker 7: But here is the beauty of the journey being a process.
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  Speaker 7: But all along the way of your journey you will
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  Speaker 7: find success.
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  Speaker 2: The whole time you're on the journey, the whole time
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  Speaker 2: you're in the.
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  Speaker 7: Process of finding your mission, fulfilling your mission, uncovering your dreams,
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  Speaker 7: reaching your goals. The beauty of it is all along
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  Speaker 7: the way you're going to find success on so many levels.
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  Speaker 7: And people fail to look at that part. They keep
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  Speaker 7: thinking of themselves, Man, I ain't there yet, I ain't
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  Speaker 7: you know. It's like when you take a little kid
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  Speaker 7: on a long car tripping there in the back seat.
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  Speaker 7: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Boy? If
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  Speaker 7: you just look out the window, see where we done being?
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  Speaker 7: Look out the window, look at the mountains, Look at
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  Speaker 7: these trees, look at the views we got. No, we
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  Speaker 7: ain't there yet. But Lord have mercy, look at what
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  Speaker 7: he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses, have
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  Speaker 7: yourself a cup of coffee, chill every now and then,
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  Speaker 7: and see what he's doing for you.
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  Speaker 2: Because the journey is a process.
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  Speaker 7: But man, know that in the process of arriving at
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  Speaker 7: your designated gold dream, ambition, or mission. Understand this, that
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  Speaker 7: the journey is a process. But all along the way
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  Speaker 7: you'll find success. That are things that are going to
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  Speaker 7: happen to you along the way, man, that will be
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  Speaker 7: so gratifying and fulfilling. Where the journey is joyful, there
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  Speaker 7: is joy in the journey. You don't have to be
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  Speaker 7: there to appreciate the ride. Appreciate the journey and the process.
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  Speaker 7: Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival dat
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  Speaker 7: or your dreams ain't come true yet. Look up, Look up.
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  Speaker 7: You might discover, man, that you're living better. You might
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  Speaker 7: discover that you don't have a million yet, but you'd
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  Speaker 7: have made a quarter of a million. What you tripping
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  Speaker 7: for because you ain't got the million yet? Remember when
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  Speaker 7: you didn't have nothing? Be grateful for the two hundred
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  Speaker 7: and fifty thousand dollars mark, the one hundred thousand dollars mark,
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  Speaker 7: the three hundred and twenty two thousand dollars mark. Don't
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  Speaker 7: you understand, man, you may not be where you wanna be,
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  Speaker 7: But man, can't you thank God that you ain't where
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  Speaker 7: you was?
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  Speaker 2: How about that?
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  Speaker 7: One?
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  Speaker 4: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: All right here listening easy the Steve Harvey Morning.
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  Speaker 7: Show, Ladies and gentlemen, it's about to go down now.
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  Speaker 7: How exactly. I haven't decided, but know this down it's
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  Speaker 7: going off. It's popping, is what it's gonna be. So
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  Speaker 7: now that I've come to a conclusion, this is how
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna start it. Boom boom boom boom boom boom
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  Speaker 7: boom boom boom boom boom boom. It was the third
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  Speaker 7: of September and that's how I decided to start it
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  Speaker 7: because I'm so sick of these people online doing the
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  Speaker 7: intro acting like it's too long. That's how we did
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  Speaker 7: our songs back then. If we wanted a too minute intro,
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  Speaker 7: we did the too minute intro. The fact that you
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  Speaker 7: don't have time speed on through your little new music
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  Speaker 7: do it making these ninety second hits and all this
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  Speaker 7: hell two minutes and twenty two seconds record?
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  Speaker 5: Who do that?
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  Speaker 7: You can't even get into the song. We got to
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  Speaker 7: hear him, learn the song, then it's over wi then
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  Speaker 7: after that you'll ask from with the remix. So we're
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  Speaker 7: tired of this. We music loving people learn how to
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  Speaker 7: write a song. Reading songs is so quick because you
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  Speaker 7: ain't got no lyrics. Anybody want to keep saying this? Now,
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  Speaker 7: welcome to the Steve Harvey morning show. This show is
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  Speaker 7: about music, inspiration, uplift, information, humor, humor.
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  Speaker 1: Me humor, but above all else.
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  Speaker 7: And that was my form of humor. And now if
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  Speaker 7: you didn't like the humor, understand because it's not funny
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  Speaker 7: to everybody, especially all my kids. Oh, Daddy, you so wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up, Shut.
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  Speaker 2: Charles Raggedy, make me say tell me I'm wrong. I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 7: I got to deserve. I deserve to be right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 7: You should have sawt how I felt when they came
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  Speaker 7: in and told me you was coming into this world.
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  Speaker 1: I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 7: I should have seen that day.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about you. Oh, I felt wrong.
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  Speaker 7: And then for the next rest of your life, I've
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  Speaker 7: had to take care of you. Oh, something looked wrong
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  Speaker 7: with that man. And I'm saying all this because I've
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  Speaker 7: decided I want my children to start taking care of
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  Speaker 7: me right now. And I know when you get it together.
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  Speaker 7: You had plenty of time, having birthdays and everything. It's time. Nah,
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  Speaker 7: take care of me. Pay me back.
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  Speaker 2: You'll never get it.
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  Speaker 7: You'll never get it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter said she's going to buy me a car.
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  Speaker 1: I said, a car. Oh car, you know many cars?
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  Speaker 1: I bought you, young lady.
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  Speaker 8: A car.
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  Speaker 1: now for the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 10: What you got nef e morning. Y'all come to me
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  Speaker 10: around this town. Y'all always want some, y'all always need some.
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  Speaker 10: I always got your hand out, always big just I
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  Speaker 10: can't stand nobody just prank big and prank big.
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  Speaker 2: What what do you want?
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  Speaker 9: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: We prank baby?
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  Speaker 1: We please baby, baby? Please please put.
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  Speaker 10: Fue what I give y'all a prank? I give y'all
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  Speaker 10: some listen to give y'all some listen to y'all. Don't
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  Speaker 10: pay no tithes on the prank. None thiss hey, don't
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  Speaker 10: nobody a nobody put no spec but put some speck
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  Speaker 10: on these on these prank put some speck on the.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know, y'all, don't do birdman like that birdman
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  Speaker 10: tell you put some speck on you put back on it?
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  Speaker 2: Don't you thank you?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's your price different? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what I.
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  Speaker 5: Did?
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  Speaker 10: I give my other tattoo. When I give another tattoo, Okay,
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  Speaker 10: y'all gonna put some spec on it? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 10: let's get this clear, very man, I do I mean
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  Speaker 10: no disrespect. I'm no no. The prank is my daddy's boat.
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  Speaker 10: My dad is boat cat dog, get your hood. Hello,
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  Speaker 10: I'm trying to reach mister Wilson. Please, mister Wilson, how
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  Speaker 10: are you today?
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  Speaker 5: Who is it?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Williams.
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  Speaker 10: Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints or about
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  Speaker 10: some things on your property there. Uh. Actually, I'm with
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  Speaker 10: the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out and give you
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  Speaker 10: a call today.
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  Speaker 5: Oh how you doing pretty good?
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  Speaker 10: Listen, got a few things I kind of wanted to
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  Speaker 10: discuss with you here that seemed to be, uh, a
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  Speaker 10: problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there. It's been
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  Speaker 10: brought to our attention down here at headquarters that you
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  Speaker 10: have a few things on your property that are are
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  Speaker 10: not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property.
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  Speaker 9: Uh.
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  Speaker 10: You have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are
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  Speaker 10: not being used, been sitting there.
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  Speaker 2: For quite some time.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, one of them I'm currently working on. I'm
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  Speaker 5: almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on get
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  Speaker 5: waiting to get a little extra money to get to
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  Speaker 5: take care of the other car is just functioned and
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  Speaker 5: I just don't drive. But I have more than one car.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: Now, you you also have a a a camper that
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  Speaker 10: seems to be has been there for at least eight
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  Speaker 10: months now, that's that's sitting there.
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  Speaker 2: Is that correct as well?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that, but
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  Speaker 5: it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe around
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  Speaker 5: about six seven.
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  Speaker 2: And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records
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  Speaker 2: and stuff.
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  Speaker 10: It seems like there was a complaint before about the
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  Speaker 10: you know, keep in the yard pretty cut and all
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  Speaker 10: of that kind of stuff. And I'm just looking at
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  Speaker 10: past complaints that I have here. Now the biggest one
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  Speaker 10: that I have that that's concerning your property, sir, is
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  Speaker 10: supposedly in your backyard. Now there's you have an old
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  Speaker 10: boat that's in your backyard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bothering nobody.
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  Speaker 2: Well, well, I mean it's it's kind of a sore
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  Speaker 2: eye for the people.
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  Speaker 10: I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,
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  Speaker 10: and you guys have a chain link fence between the
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  Speaker 10: two of you all, and I think the boat is
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  Speaker 10: must be just a sore eye for the family that's
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  Speaker 10: behind you all.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of
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  Speaker 5: that boat, so I gotta cover all of everybody else
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  Speaker 5: got a boat. I don't see what the problem is.
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  Speaker 10: Well, Okay, here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. What's going
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  Speaker 10: to take place? Is this now we're gonna give you
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  Speaker 10: a fourteen day extension. Fourteen days actually to move a
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  Speaker 10: car that is not functioning, the camper as well, and
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  Speaker 10: definitely the boat.
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  Speaker 2: We need. We're gonna need those three items.
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  Speaker 5: We'll get such. I ain't got nowhere to move the boat.
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  Speaker 5: I just told you I was working on so well
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  Speaker 5: for storage here, I'm a storage coach. Then the boat, now, Kevin,
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  Speaker 5: I'll get that take care of. But the boat.
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  Speaker 4: The boat.
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  Speaker 5: The boat my daddy gave me, and my.
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  Speaker 4: Daddy gave me that.
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  Speaker 5: That's that's the only thing my daddy gave me before
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  Speaker 5: he died.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I'm not moving that boat nowhere. The boat won't
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  Speaker 5: just fine. If I take you down into the water,
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  Speaker 5: it'll work.
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  Speaker 10: Sir, And I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically
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  Speaker 10: I'm just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 10: get the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm
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  Speaker 10: gonna have to get that out within a two week notice,
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  Speaker 10: as well as the camper, and definitely the boat.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what I ain't moving thing. I'll tell you, well,
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  Speaker 5: what you're gonna.
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  Speaker 10: Do, sir, you gotta either move the boat. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 10: have somebody come over and haul all of these things away.
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  Speaker 5: Well, i'll tell you what. I got thirteen breasons why
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  Speaker 5: you won't go over step boat, and I got two
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  Speaker 5: more for two times thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen,
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  Speaker 5: and then I got another twenty six added on to that.
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  Speaker 5: Why you won't bring them before we to touch my
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  Speaker 5: daddy boat because my daddy gave me the boat out
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  Speaker 5: be interview. You know, I'm tired of you with me.
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  Speaker 5: It's a cross street, ain't we're gonna reporting because.
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  Speaker 7: It was, sir.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not at liberty to give you the who's reporting
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  Speaker 2: car my ball?
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  Speaker 5: So you're at liberally give me something because I know
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  Speaker 5: down the street at this boat, you know, eight months
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  Speaker 5: it ain't nobody said sing to it. So why the
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  Speaker 5: hell y'all mean about had a vote in the backyard
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  Speaker 5: that my daddy gave me?
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  Speaker 4: Sir.
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  Speaker 10: The language is not necessary, sir. The bottom line is
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  Speaker 10: I want the camper out, I want the vote out,
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  Speaker 10: and I want the car that's not functioning moved within
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: two weeks on towing it out.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: I tell you what I give you a personal invitation
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: to come over here. Put the boat, the camper, and
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: the car, and I I will beat you like that's one'll.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: Beat you, sir.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Wow, I'm gonna allow one car to stay.
• 20:01
  Speaker 10: I just want to make sure that you know that
• 20:03
  Speaker 10: I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: know that what what has taken place.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Here in the statements, will take it. But I ain't
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: moved my daddy boat.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: You're gonna move your dad's stinking boat.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: Bring this long, bring somebody, sir, trust.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Me, trust me.
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: If we come there, we're definitely gonna be bringing authorities
• 20:23
  Speaker 10: with us.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: What my money will go to jail because I love
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: my daddy. Ain't now I want you gonna touch my
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: daddys boat.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: That's the only he left me.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: sir about this in my situation. Excuse me.
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: All I have to say is this, This is nephew
• 20:39
  Speaker 10: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: pranked by your brother.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Manta got my blood pressure up. I got to pull
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: up take my blood pressure all right?
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: Did your brother tell he said, Man, he'd be going
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: Eddie with the homeown associated he said, Man, just call
• 21:04
  Speaker 10: him and tell him he got to move all this till,
• 21:07
  Speaker 10: he said, but most of all, tell him y'all gonna
• 21:09
  Speaker 10: haul off that boat.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: He said, he'd kill you to having that dog on boat.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: That they do that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: You know, I got one more question for you, though, Baby,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Tell me this.
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: What is the baddest radio show in the land, The
• 21:24
  Speaker 10: Steve Morning Show?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, NEV. Coming up next, ask the
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: COLO or Chief Love Officer. Steve Harvey is in the
• 21:33
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• 21:36
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• 22:14
  Speaker 1: the CLO, Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: Here we go.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Rodney in Spartanburg writes, I'm involved with a mysterious woman.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: She won't tell me where she lives, and when her
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: phone rings, she goes away from me to take the call.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I pick her up from work when we go out,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: and she's met all my friends, but I've only met
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: a few of her coworkers. It's been four months, So
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: why is she so reserved?
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: Will Rodney a couple of things. Either she has no
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: plans for you in the future, or is she shame you?
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: That's it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Those are his choices.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, what else could it be? She has no
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: plans for you in the future, or she shame.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: What she can be just taking it easy, taking a
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: slow get to know him all. That couldn't be that.
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: Well, then she has no plans for him? Yeah, that's
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: all it is. It's foremost Come on, shall as it
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: is to find a good man out here? You find
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: one and now you don't want hi round nobody. Come on,
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: Let's stop this. Let's stop this right here? Who playing
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: this circus trict? Right here?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: He has been a few of her co workers, see.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: Just coworkers. That's because he got to go down there
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: to pick her up. Yeah, he can't come by the
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: house this mysterious woman.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: She married.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: All right, hey, Rodney, it's time for you to take
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: a self check, partner. Really, you need to look at
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: yourself real close and just make some ignisis. It'll help you, man,
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: It'll just help you in your life, in your future riding.
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: Just be real with yourself.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: All right, Here we go, moving on to my Issha
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: and Tempe. My Issha says, I'm twenty nine years old
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and I'm engaged. My fiance was DM and a woman
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: that's eleven years older than me, and she told him
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: that he should experience an older woman before he gets married.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And he said, all right, bet, he swears that he
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: has no intentions of having sex with her, doesn't all right,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: bet mean that he wants to do it?
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: Well, usually when I say bet okay, it's because I
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: know something fing to pop off. Bet. Bet, I bet
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: I'm coming over there. I bet you won't bet uh huh. Yeah,
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: that's what it means. Yeah, But if he said it's
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: no intention, then you have to find a way in
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: your world to believe that. But what is the DM's
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: fault exactly? Oh lord? These people with just social media, man,
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: what y'all doing I bet, I bet, yeah, she's.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Eleven years older. That's a good way to say. No, ye, creative,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: create idea. All right, So you think he's gonna he's
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: gonna do it with the older woman.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: Well, she told him, you need to experience an older woman,
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: he said. Bet I felt that way when I was
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: young too. I felt I should experience an older woman.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Everybody feels that way.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: To get the experience.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, uh huh. Then when you get older, you're older,
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: you think you should experience a younger woman. You're always
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: lying to yourself. A man is constantly alive with hisself.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, moving on to Alexis in Harlem.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Alexis writes, my five year old daughter grabbed my faith
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: and pressed her tiny little lips on mine and moans.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I asked her what she was doing, and she said
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: her daddy kissed her aunt my sister like that. My
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: husband called our child a liar. Who's really yeah lying?
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah, that little baby lying? Yeah, baby, Well.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that little baby that busted is.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: The baby got to be home?
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: Who look at that? From where daddy kills Auntie? What
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: you baby? She lying?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: That's what he said. What her husband said, his child.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, hell yeah, he got to say that.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's amazing.
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: Where you get that from daddy when he kills Auntie?
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: All right, now she's gonna get a whooping.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Put out that child.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Beat your hands. No, I can't.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Spankle for that. No, you can't spank your child because you.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Stupid, right right right.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: It's like when I was cussing around my grandson and
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: I wasn't supposed to it.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: He was in the high chair and Marjorie came in
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: the room and he said, papau mofo. What I looked
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: at him. I said, black, uncle Tom, what is your
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: you're telling his song? But I was on the phone
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: talking to one of my boys, and he heard me cussing,
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: and he was just eating his little crackers. And when
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: Marjorie came in the room, she said, he said, Papa mofo,
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: but he couldn't say it. But he's trying to say
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: Papa said mother, and you know, but all he got
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: out was mofo. So that's when I realized he was
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: uncle Tom and I had to stopped taking.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Him place you didn't so he's lying.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: No.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: I just looked at him and tried to get it,
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: She says, Steve, Steve, where did he get that front?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: How you know?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: At all?
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Moving on to last one, Steve Sonya in Texas. Sonya says,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I'm married to a man that has a grooming schedule
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: better than mine. And when he told me he couldn't
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: move a box in the garage because he might damage
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: his nails, I used an app on my phone to
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: get two guys to help me clean the garage. My
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: husband didn't approve. But what am I supposed to do
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: if he's lacking off?
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: This is this is her husband?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, yeah, yeah, you married you married him.
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: He can't move a box because it'll mess up his nails.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: It's manicure.
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah no, that's all that's that's that's what you call ten.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: But he ain't got no gloves. No, no, I'll get it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: What it is. It's called tendencies. You can't tell your
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: wife you can't move a box in the garage because
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: it'll mess up your nails. He sure can't particu you.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: And what do you mean by that's true?
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: Tendencies? He has tendencies, that's all that is. He has
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: tendencies that may not be pertaining to being just a
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: full time hud.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Need no explanation. Everybody know the hell tendencies?
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: Do they?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, do they?
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: Yes, they do. I'm just making sure he got tendencies. Okay,
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: all right, he coming up shop. All right, he's standing
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: in on the.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you Colo. He playing in the water tendencies to
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: close out this segment right here, Thank you, Coelo.
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: It's Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Men that wear thongs
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: don't pay money back. We men do not pay money back.
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: I don't know, it's just a rule. I don't know
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: where the rule came from anybody. I know where a
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: throne don't pay money back. And men who wear thrones
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: that think they sexy, it's usually not thall and don't
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: even go in the same You can't have a thong
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: on and all they see is the love V in
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: the front coming up right after you.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. According to a new
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Planet Fitness study, women actually prefer the dad bod over
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: six pack abs.
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: All right, thank god for that.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I know You're welcome, guys, your business.
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: The results of the Planet Fitness study suggest that women
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: are still being driven wild by a bit of extra
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: pudge of the survey recently revealed that, contrary to what
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: you might have believed, women do actually prefer a man
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: with a little bit of belly on them. Okay, man,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: but that begs the question, Yeah, is this a double
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: standard though, because because do men prefer a woman with
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: a little belly with a mom bot? So you don't
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: care as.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: Long as you ain't what was that, as long as
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: you ain't prey.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: For me.
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: I've got no problem with mom bod. I don't. I
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: don't you know, I don't you know, especially you know
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: mom bob. Women have babies, their body's gonna change. Well,
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: that's all the way back.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. That's good to hear, because you know,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: there's so much pressure on women on their physical larynces
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: and you know, their bodies and all of that. It
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: ain't met us to be so perfect.
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I'm telling you, man, my wife's hairdresser was
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: at the house one time. Her husband dropped him off.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: Real big guy man, I'm talking about, really really overweight,
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: nice guy man. I liked him and his wife. His
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: wife used to do my wife's here and she cut
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: her hair. You know, she was a stylist. She cut
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: into her hair, little Halleyberry cut, and she was over
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: the house kind of quiet one day, and Martie said
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: it's wrong. She said, it's in't here arguing with this food.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: And she said, my husband, you know, he saw my head.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: He ain't like it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: He come talking about he like long hair. I told him, Hell,
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: I like muscles.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: What we like.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: But we got over there. She said, well I like muscles.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: But we got each other though.
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: But you like long hair. She said, hell, I like muscles.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Shut it down.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but is it?
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I thought it would be more of a double standard
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: because I know men are so visual.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: I don't care woman has a six Would you say what?
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: I don't care that woman has a six pack? What
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: is that going to do?
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: It's nice to look at it, but you know a
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: requirement six and my two that don't end. Yes, what
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: is that?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: But if you lookator, if you look.
• 33:36
  Speaker 11: At your man, then you see him. Then I have
• 33:39
  Speaker 11: no right to demand about it if I can't provide me.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, now that was profound.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it really did it?
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: Really? Yeah? You mean somebody to be something you not?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, A lot of guys as progressive as you guys you.
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: Know, don't matter, but they can be non progressive. They'll
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: be over there by theyself somewhere, Yeah, exactly, Or you
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: mess around to get some dumb woman with a six pack.
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: Now what you what?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: What did you say?
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: Said?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Us?
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: Three?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Is not that half? So we can't y'all two?
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Not that.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Trio Tommy? Hey, no, hell cute with a two pack? Okay,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: with a two pack?
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: Unattractive as you want to be with a two I mean,
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: I mean, and le Tommy, can I tell you something?
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: At times shockingly not attractive? Yeah, I've caught him on
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: some angles. I've seen him from some different.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: But you can't cond some of that. Steve Tommy feel
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: that way about himself.
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: That's because he looking out through one set of eyes. Here,
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: come out here and look at him through these. There's
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: a lot wrong with you, tom for you to be
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: tell me you know how much stuff about the aligned?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Well you know what you.
• 35:09
  Speaker 12: Need, moon, you need I there's some sexy on me somewhere. Okay, where, Well,
• 35:19
  Speaker 12: go ahead, we got we all here.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I think it's for the guys to determine where another
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: guy is sexy.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, But he says sexy on
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: me somewhere, where is it tom.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: To tell him?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the ladies, No ladies, now, don't you go first?
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: You go for hell.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: No, no, seriously, Tommy, I've always thought this about you.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Really, yeah, you have you.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Have nice hands, your hands, nice chances. Well, I mean
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: they're they're a little bit. They're nice though they're always
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: you know, man cured and everything.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah, but that still don't make it cute.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Ezra's hands is pretty. Son, he's six months old, He said,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: what is that?
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: What is hands?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Don't have to make what is his hand? You thought, man,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: that's all you got is cute at hands.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Women like a man with nice nd hate cute.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: Hell no, he got nice hands, Junior. She tried to
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: give him something, And I'm gonna be ugly with your
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: Tommy is sexy calling? What on Tommy is?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: She's finnah?
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: Do there we go?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Let me see stand up.
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: Up?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Oh I'm not, wasn't I'm up? Now?
• 36:45
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay, okay, let me let.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Me scoop back.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: You don't see nothing sex over here? Turn around?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Boy, you need a car to.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Be sexy like you're like a row Roy.
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: You got nice heels.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I got nothing.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I got nothing.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I'm precious.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Time for real time. I'm gonna get you got some
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: n You got nice heels.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: It's a.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Tale heel.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Nice people don't even see my heels like shield on.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, keep the comments coming. Okay, go to
• 37:16
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• 37:21
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• 37:59
  Speaker 1: time now for wood you rather? Would you rather take
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: care of your friend's baby or your friend's dog?
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: Give me that dog, give me that dog?
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: Man. Yeah, I got that dog. I ain't got that
• 38:13
  Speaker 10: I ain't got this rock that dog. I ain't got
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: the birthday dog.
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and your dog can't tell on me, So give
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: me the dog because i'm little studying your dog.
• 38:24
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna let this go, baby, beat forgot your baby.
• 38:30
  Speaker 11: You be looking for your both dog. At least I
• 38:33
  Speaker 11: can feed the dog and then the dog will do
• 38:34
  Speaker 11: what you got to do.
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: I'm going to forget your dog.
• 38:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but will you at least will you at least
• 38:46
  Speaker 10: feed the dog?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Will you at least do that?
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse animals at all.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get to feed that baby.
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I am okay the dog and you
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: fall in the swimming pool. You need to get dog pedaling.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: They don't know they can pedal till they get in there.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: They don't know they can do what they get in it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth? The
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: God, Yeah, I'm gonna take that.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: Lie me. I'm always for the comforting lie where you
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: need it. You don't want to know the truth, Lie
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: on me, man, Yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: that effort. What do you want to you know?
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: All three comedians on this show.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: We cool with lie, We cool with I've another truth?
• 39:42
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: So truth, if you can really lie to me and
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: make me feel good about it, I.
• 39:50
  Speaker 13: Won't the lie.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: Oh I'm gonna figure something. Ow, don't worry about that. Wow.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets me
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: know you try.
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: The pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain as
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: long as.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Post hear it and get it over with, all right?
• 40:12
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: God, I don't want one of you girls.
• 40:21
  Speaker 11: No, I'll take a dirty kitchen, dirty kitchen, yees, a
• 40:24
  Speaker 11: dirty bathroom.
• 40:27
  Speaker 10: Because the kitchen let me know you put your effort in.
• 40:31
  Speaker 10: But that bathroom you is nasty.
• 40:34
  Speaker 15: I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior, Yeah, yeah, we
• 40:43
  Speaker 15: were going with the kitchen, all right.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have massive success by accident or modest
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: success on purpose?
• 40:56
  Speaker 16: A massive accidental success, massive mass?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: We want to I want abundance.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's up, everybody? This is your girl Candy, this
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: is Anthony Anderson, this is Janet.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: And you can't get no sleep when you're listening to
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Steve Carlos, Shirley and nephew Tommy on the Steve Harvey
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Morning Show.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: It's time to check Steve's voicemail. And if you want
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: to leave a voicemail for Steve, all you have to
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: do is call eight seven seven twenty nine Steve and
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: you might hear your message on the radio. Steve, Are
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: you ready? Here is Will. This caller needs some relationship advice.
• 41:45
  Speaker 14: I want to see. My name is Will, and I'm
• 41:48
  Speaker 14: in a relationship with my fiance. But see, sha't be
• 41:52
  Speaker 14: trusting what I be thinking it Well, trust the faith
• 41:55
  Speaker 14: that I'm telling her when you start working. And I'm
• 41:57
  Speaker 14: sitting at her job overnight, been during the daytime, and
• 42:02
  Speaker 14: I'm giving her everything.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: But she wants to walk away because.
• 42:06
  Speaker 7: Of pass and everything that she had fenced. And guess what.
• 42:10
  Speaker 14: See, I did some to hurt her in the beginning,
• 42:13
  Speaker 14: but I changed my fit and I became a different man.
• 42:16
  Speaker 9: Seed.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: So see, I need to Steve much good thing, A
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: good man.
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: Thank you? Yeah, she will.
• 42:23
  Speaker 10: I don't.
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: I don't. I don't doubt that you're a good man.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: But you said something. You said I did some things
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: to hurt her at the beginning. This is what I
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: had to learn. And this is what I've been telling
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: people lately. You can't hurt somebody in then and tell
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: them how to heal. Wow, it doesn't work.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Say that again.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: Say that and you can't hurt somebody and then tell
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: them how to heal. You can't. You see, you can't
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: do both, bro. So now you got to allow her
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: to process at however she gon process. And that's the cost, man.
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: That's the problem that when we do something there's a cost.
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: Now it's not a forever cost. And this is why
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: I don't like about people. You know, people take a
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: mistake you made in the past, and every time they
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: see something happen to you, that's calm. And remember when
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: he did this. You are not the person who passes
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: out calm and you ain't give a matter of fact,
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: most people use word calm or use it too loosely.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: It's you just enter the next phase of the life.
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: You're gonna continue to make mistakes. So look, bro, you
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: made a mistake. I bet you are a good man,
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: but you got to do a little groppling, man, if
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: you want to keep her.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: So you know that's right, all right?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Moving on?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: This color is from England. Has a correction for you, Steve.
• 43:40
  Speaker 17: I amc stieve mooning now are you I quick on?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 43:46
  Speaker 17: I needed to correct some English the let's say on
• 43:52
  Speaker 17: the air, and I believe uh.
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: Schools in America these days say the same thing like
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: you is, there's nothing like you is you are uh,
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: and some couple of others. I'm sure when I am
• 44:11
  Speaker 8: I remember them.
• 44:12
  Speaker 17: I'll call you back and listen to your registration all
• 44:15
  Speaker 17: the time. You are a wonderful a horrible father, a
• 44:20
  Speaker 17: friend and.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Uncle and a boss.
• 44:24
  Speaker 17: Kicking up the sky is just the beginning. Have a
• 44:28
  Speaker 17: lovely day in my lost to Uncle Junior and the
• 44:33
  Speaker 17: rest of your crew. Have a wonderful blessed eye.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: Hey lady from England. Really do appreciate your listening everywhere,
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: especially if you're listening from over there in England and everything.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: Don't call here corrected me about nor England, about England
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: or English? You understand? Did you send up? You're talking
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: about that? Ain't no you is?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: How can it not be a you is? When that's
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: what I said?
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: See, you can't, you can't. You can't te what I said.
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: Didn't tell me that whatever, that's no such thing as
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: you is? You is incorrect. It's what you are and
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: now and then and then let me tell you and
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: then you say you are a wonderful person. And once
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: again I'm is. See you see what I'm saying. So
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: don't call him with your little English lessons. Beautiful accent, lady,
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: love that you called and everything. Really appreciate your listening.
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: But if you find the call here with English corrections,
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: you're not gonna be able to enjoy the show.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I have tried.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I have tried.
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: I have tried, so ma'am from England, you know. Please
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: thank you for that, but do not waste your time
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: leaving these types of messages for me, because I really
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: don't care about a nunn of this here or that
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: there that you're talking about. Whoa is you clear on
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: that down.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Because I'm is. She's dialing right now English right there,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: she's dialing all right? Uh, coming up next today's prank
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: phone call from the nephew right after this lo here,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I'm ske Yo. This is Jamie Fox, This is Kim Whitley.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: You already know what it is. Measurement she go bean
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: And you are now listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Show you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: subject is I just can't do this. We'll get into
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: that find out what that's all about. Right after the
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: nephew does the prank phone call and he's here just
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: for that. Nephew, what you got this one here?
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Is one of your twins is mine? One of your twins?
• 46:50
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, surely it's possible.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, found out? We found out recently?
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah recently? Yeah, seven?
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, last.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Last, Yeah, and see what that means?
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: What does it?
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Tommy is ahead of his time? You see what I'm saying?
• 47:08
  Speaker 13: Okay, prank call rip from the headlines like, yeah, yes.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: One of your twins is mine? Cat dog?
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: If you would hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah,
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: this is Tony Tony. What's going on? Man? Bro? My
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: name is Kendrick. Man, I'm trying to reach out to you.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: You are you the Tony that used to used to
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: date man? What about it?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I was trying to reach out to you. Who you say?
• 47:38
  Speaker 8: This is again?
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: My name Kendrick, Kendrick, I got I got I got
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: a little problem, bro. Hopefully we can work this out.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: MANO.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Man, I ain't got nothing to do with no no more. Man,
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: that's the past. So't they don't even call me about her? Man?
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: That just you know, I don't want to hear.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: Do you w in?
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Do you win you? Do you all have kids?
• 47:59
  Speaker 8: That ever?
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: What do you all have?
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Do you have?
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Do you all have children together? Yeah? I got kids
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: and keep Man, how you get my number? Man said, yeah,
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: have you give my number? Hey, Bro, I ain't trying
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: to have no beef with you, man, it ain't. It
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: ain't nothing like that. I'm just do y'all. Do you
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: have a set of twins?
• 48:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Man, we got a set of twins? Man, But waiting,
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: hold on, don why are you calling me? Man? Whatever?
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: You indeed, Man, that's you know, but what you're asking
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: me about my my kids?
• 48:28
  Speaker 9: Fuck?
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Man? Okay, bro, it is I mean, I don't even
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: know how to break this on you, but I'm just
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: gonna just put it out there.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: Just just hit me out, man, just hit me out.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: It's been brought to my attention that there is a
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: strong possibility that one of the twins is mine. Oh
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: you crazy? The man, who you say you in a bead? Man?
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: This Kendrick Man. Man, look, man, I'm calling my hostitism Man,
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: how twin gonna be yours?
• 48:57
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Ain't my twins?
• 48:58
  Speaker 14: Man?
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Hey, man, I found out and I thought I thought
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: the same thing you thought, Tony. I was like, okay, man,
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: that doesn't even biologically possible, That's what I thought. But
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: I found out that two seeds that actually join together
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: create twins, and each one of them could have a
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: different daddy. I'm finding this out for the first for
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: first hand myself. Oh well, we ain't found man. Man.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Whatever now I'm telling you, dog man, the kids is lyne.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Hey, you ain't got nothing to do with this, dog.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: You ain't got nothing to do with this.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Hey, listen, man, all I'm trying to do is get
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: to the bottom or something. Let me let me, let
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: me let me know when you listen to me, let
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: me ask you your set of twins. Are they are they?
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, are they the same shade of color? Are
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: they different shades? I mean, I'm just asking. I'm never look, dog,
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: let me tell you something, man. I want you to
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: get this through your head right now. Man, whatever you
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: got that's on y'all. Man, this ain't got nothing to
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: do with my twins. Man, ain't got nothing to do
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: with my twins. Man, one of them dog skin? When
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: them light skinned? Right there? Right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay?
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Let me ask you what shade of color you are?
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: You dark killing and light skin and I'm dark skinned. Man,
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: I'm light skinned.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: You know the light skinned twin must be mine? You
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: know what, Man, I'm not even continue this conversation no more.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna just tell you something. Dogs, you don't know
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: who you're with, cousin, I will you up. You understand that, dog? Man, Listen,
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: I just found out that this this is a fruit
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: accident that is possible to happen. You understand that you're
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: talking about my kids, man, and I understand the passion
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: that you have for your children. Man. I ain't you
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: wanted the kid calling what? Don't eat? No talking about
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: my kids and shows man, one of the twins is mine? Man,
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: I ain't no man, Look man, look dog, I tell
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: you what. Man, I'm gonna let you make it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: You know what, because don't call here no more.
• 50:53
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Whatever you and we're doing, that's what you're in that
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: crazy it's doing so she with your old phase. Is stupid?
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: You stupid enough to call here talking about one of
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: the kids here, I guess you told you that. Stupid
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Huh Now, dog, don't call me no more. Man, Okay, Tony, listen,
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: were you consider I mean I got up head appointment
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: tomorrow at the doctor, which you consider bringing the kids
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: and we can see which one is yours and which
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: one you are? Right, Man, that's what's up with you. Doctor.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: I ain't meet your neck well, dog, that's what I'm
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: talking about.
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, dog, I'll meet you man the man. Man, Man,
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: the man, me and you dog. Man the man. I'm
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: gonna kick your when you got to fight, Tony. I
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: just want you to give me my child. Man, I'm
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: gonna give you I got my little to be a
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: slugger that You're stupid. That's what you is.
• 51:43
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: You're an ignorant man calling me Sunday morning talking about
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: my kids. It's your kids, man, that that can't happening.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: I understand the man, but it's a fluke accident and
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: now you're trying to deprive me a man having a
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: relationship with my child. Man, I've been raising these kids
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: for god years by my lf man, I get him up.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: I take them to ballet man, I take them to
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: little You understand me, man, dog Man, Tony, I understand it. Dog.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: It was heartbreaking the meat too. Tony. Tell you what man,
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get out from and uh I want chew man.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: I want you to never ever call my Don't call
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: me with no ignorant like this. What you say your
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: name is? What? What? What? What's your name again? Doctor?
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: My name, my name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony, I'm
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: gonna find your dog. You understand that. Dog. We're gonna
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: settle this with you. Understand you with dog.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: But Tony, I got one more thing I want to
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: say to you, okay, and you ain't got to say
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: to me now. Only let me say one more thing
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: to you man, man walk man, hold on now, baby now,
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: baby daddy? All right, man, Yeah, y'all gonna play. I'll
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: be I'll be out there in a minute.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: See dog man, you ain't got everybody around here a
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: man curse like it's around my kids. Man, ok John,
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: say one more thing to your man. All right, man,
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: say what you want to say. Don't call here no more. Man, Tony,
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: This his nephew Tommy from the Steel Harvey morn the show.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: You just got pranked by your homeboy. Oh man, you
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: know what?
• 53:18
  Speaker 9: Tell me?
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Man, Man, that's a.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: You know what, dog Man, you was really about to
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: get chilled? What man? Man, you can't be putting everybody
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: about their kids nowadays? No man, oh man, Okay, okay,
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: you and man? That all right? All right? I tell
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: you what, man, don't don't even tell you did it? Man,
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: because say we meet we meeting later tonight. I got
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: some poison. Many. Hey, nephew, Tommy, you do with one favor? Man?
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: Was that?
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: Watch the Tilor Clark News tonight? Man? You go what
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: mucky on there? Man? Watch dog? I can't believe it? Man,
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: oh man, all right, hey, I gotta ask you, man,
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: show in the land, oh man, The Steve Harvid Morning Show.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: I listen every morning. Man, I can't believe y'all got me.
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: Man, Man, I don't think.
• 54:18
  Speaker 10: I really don't think nobody out there is as ignorant
• 54:21
  Speaker 10: stupid as I am one of yours.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Hey, look, you're right about that I'm in total agreement
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: with you, as you should.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: As you should.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: No one is as stupid as you, no one, and.
• 54:36
  Speaker 10: Stupid is getting ready to grab that microphone once again.
• 54:40
  Speaker 10: June teen comedy celebration. Isn't all white a fair?
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 54:45
  Speaker 10: I love it, I love it white a fair. That
• 54:47
  Speaker 10: would be Thursday, June nineteenth. Now adding to that's going
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: to make this a great celebration. Bubba Duve is in
• 54:54
  Speaker 10: the building, Bubba dub We can't do it without those boots.
• 54:59
  Speaker 10: Melanick Come Show is in the Melanie all right. It
• 55:04
  Speaker 10: wouldn't be right if we didn't shake it up with
• 55:06
  Speaker 10: a little bit of an earthquake in Now, this is
• 55:08
  Speaker 10: all Juneteenth celebrates JJ Williamson. If you've never seen that more,
• 55:14
  Speaker 10: you ain't seen funny at its best. All hosted by
• 55:18
  Speaker 10: yours truly, and the headliner is the one and only
• 55:23
  Speaker 10: a legend, as we should say, the King of comedy.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: DL Hubley.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yes, yeah, that isn't all white affair.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letter
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: subject I just can't do this. We'll get into that
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: right after this. You've heard us talk about the benefits
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  Speaker 1: Subject. I just can't do this, Dear Stephen Shirley. I've
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  Speaker 1: been dating a man for four years and I asked
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  Speaker 1: him to marry me recently. Because time is of the essence,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to have a baby. When we met,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: he told me that I would be his wife. I
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: took it to heart, and I overlooked a lot of
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  Speaker 1: stuff to make our relationship work. I usually wouldn't date
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  Speaker 1: an overweight man, and I definitely wouldn't date a man
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  Speaker 1: with halatosis. I invested in him, and I cooked for him,
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  Speaker 1: worked out with him, and helped him pay for his
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  Speaker 1: dental work. Even after he gained most of his weight back,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I was patient with him. I won't say I'm perfect,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: but I'm too good for him. If I were him,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: i'd jump at the chance to marry me. I can cook,
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  Speaker 1: keep a clean house, and be adventurous in the bedroom. Well,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: he didn't get to experience the bedroom part until a
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: year after we met, after he lost the weight. He
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: has even told me I'm perfect. So I don't see
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: how one little mistake, one little mistake on my part,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: can make him not want to marry me. So here's
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: the backstory. I messed around with a coworker three times
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: and it was the best sex I ever had, so
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I decided to share it with one of my best girlfriends.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: We all had a threesome and then she went and
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: told my boyfriend. He gave me an ultimatum to stop
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: messing around or I'd lose him. I had invested too
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: much to let him go, so I stopped messing around
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  Speaker 1: and I cut all ties with my hating friend. My
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: man and I were working things out, and I decided
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  Speaker 1: to ask him to marry me, to convince him that
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  Speaker 1: I'm all into this relationship. He told me, I just
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: can't do this. How can he say that to me?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: He can't do it? But I've been holding on and
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: hoping for a husband for four years. I'm not investing
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  Speaker 1: this kind of time into anyone else, so this has
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: to work. How do I convince this man to be
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  Speaker 1: my husband? What are you talking about, lady? This man
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  Speaker 1: is not going to marry you now. He's not going
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  Speaker 1: to do it, and you have to let this go.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, too much has happened, and he said out
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  Speaker 1: of his mouth he can't do it. You said you
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: were too good for him. So where are we now?
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Are you settling just because time
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: is of the essence and you want a baby? Or
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: is it because you helped him with his weight and
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: with his halitosis and all of that. And marriage is
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: that return on your investment you think. I don't think
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: you're really ready to marry this man anyway. If you were,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't have messed around with your coworker for no
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: reason at all. I mean, you throw it out there
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: so casually. So here's the backstory. I messed around, okay really,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: and then you added your girlfriend into it so you
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: guys could have a threesome. What was the point of that?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: How do you expect your man to recover from that?
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: If he was considering marrying you, it is over now
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: because of that, he doesn't want to marry you. Now
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: it's over. That's what you got to get in your
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: head over, Steve.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: I wasn't ready for this letter.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Took a turn, didn't it.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah? It was a nice little letter I because I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: was feeling fun. Then all of a sudden, I don't
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: like it no more. You know, just a lady, I
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: don't know what you want me and surely to do.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 7: Been dating a man for four years now, letting me
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: show you how I was reading the letter, so you
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: can understand you recently asked a man to marry you.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: Because time is of the essence right now, He told
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: you when you met that you could be his wife,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: and you took it to heart and you started overlooking
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: a lot of stuff just to make our relationship with
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: first thing you did. I usually wouldn't date an overweight man.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: So now, fat boy, that'll open up the whole conversation
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: with oh, I love you, you will be my wife.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: He got to come out the gate with both barrels blazing.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: He got to come out the gate. I want to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: marry you. I want a family, I want kids. I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: take care of you. Ain't got a wart for none.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: I love you, you mine forever. Is that okay? So
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: he knew he had to come out with it because
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: it's fat. Now next problem, definitely wouldn't day a man
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: with holotosin. See, holotosis is different than bad breath. See
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: if you got bad breath, that's just a day. When
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: somebody says you have holotosis, they are signing a medical
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: term to what is an ongoing occurrence. That means every
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: time you open your mouth, here comes something out of it.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: Now I know for a fact this is something he
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: eating in a combination.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: I know for a fact that's where the came from.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's for then I invested in him and cooked
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: for him, worked out with him, and helped him pay for.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: His dental work. Now it's deeper.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: Now we got holes and cavities, and stuff is high
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: in the cavities and down there turning into something else.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: So he opening up his mouth and sound like a
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: waste management area. So he opened up his mouth. You
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: don't know what's coming out, but it's deadly though. It
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: is deadly, and he fat. So now he wheezing. I
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: say that people that breathe like that. You ever heard
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: somebody breathe like that? Yeah? Yeah, you be saying you.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Dog?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: Did you sleep? But he'd be wide awake, be reading texts?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: All right? Just stopped up?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: What is what is wrong?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: Dog?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: Is you that dig?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Hold on, We'll be back with part two of Steve's
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: response and his breathing at twenty three minutes after the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: hour Today's Strawberry letter subject, I just can't do this.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 1: Are you still breathing? Let's recap Steve the Strawberry letter
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: for today, subject I just can't do this.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, dating this fat boy for four years and she
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: don't normal to date fat men. But he came out
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: to gate and said he wanted to marry her. That
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: was intriguing and she wants to hold him to it.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: But he got holotosis. She say. Holotosis is a level
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: up from bad breath, bad breakfast. You just got caught
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: out there one day. You know what happens to us
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: all I guess. But if you have if they've assigned
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: a medical condition to it and start saying you have halotosins,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: that means every time they see you, you open your mouth, garbage,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: hot garbage come out your mouth. Okay, So now we
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 7: went over that. Now she helped him pay his bills.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: She cooked for him, worked out with him, and helped
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: him pay for his dental work. Now he got to
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: get work done. Teeth moved around, shifting on him and
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: all this hell. Now, even after he gained most of
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: his weight back. See, fat boy was not committed to
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: this program when you took him down too fast, she said,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: even after he gave most of his weight back, I
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: was patient with him. I wouldn't say I'm perfect, because
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: you know she got some flaws too, right, But I'm
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: too good for him. If I were him, i jump
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: at the chance to marry me. I can cook, so
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: see so you know, see sheit a little thick. I
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: can cook, keep a clean house, and be adventurous in
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: the bed. Well, he didn't get to experience that bedroom
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: part till after year after we met. Yeah, but even
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: when he did, see you said something else and that
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: you adventurous in the bedroom. Now he fat, fat people
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: ain't that adventurous. You know, all this, all this you
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: in here, all this you in here with all this.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: You know, I'm just trying to get over here and
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: get this get done. You know you're all this work
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 7: I'm doing right here. You see me sweating. I want
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: to stand up today. That's as adventurous as I need
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: to get. Why you want to stand up because I'm
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: tired of climbing back out that bed. It's a lot
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: of stuff. So now you in here doing monkey flips
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: and he ain't with none of this. Now you're thinking
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 7: everything is on her side, and then he has even
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: told you that you're perfect. So I don't see how
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: one little mistake on my part can make him not
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: want to marry me. Oh, he would go. So here's
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: the backstory. She messed around with a coworker three times
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: if the best sex she ever had. Why he was
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: in shape. So it was so good that you shared
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: it with one of your best girlfriends, She said, girl,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: what now y'all over there having a threesome. Then she
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: went and told your boyfriend fat boy, he gave you
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: an ultimatum to stop messing around or I lose him.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: I had invested too much to let him go, so
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: I stopped messing around. I cut all ties with my
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 7: hating friend, my man, and I was working things out,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: and I decided to ask him to marry me, to
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: convince him that I'm all into this relationship. He told me,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: I just, I just can't do that.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: One more time, one more time.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: I listen, I just gave I just I just can't
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: do this here, you all these people, Now you sit
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: up here saying, how can he say that to me?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: He can't do it. I've been holding on and hoping
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: for a husband for four years. I'm not investing this
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: type of time into anybody else. So this has to work.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: How do I convince this man to be my husband?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: You're not, you're not, you're not. It's over with a
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: couple of things. First of all, you do threesomes. You
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 7: do threesomes. Now that's hard on the fat man because
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: now he gotta watch everybody here. He don't know if
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: you're looking at him or her. Now now he just
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: he on point. He can't even eat his dinner. Hook
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: What he looking at? Well?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: What she looking at?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: Who looking over here? He looking over here? Why is
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: there looking over here? Why is all these people looking
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: at this?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 9: You know him?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: Have you ever met her too? You know her too?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: Have you seen him before? Where was you all that together?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: Y'all probably had another threesome. He can't even meet his food.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: He probably losing weight right now because he at the restaurant,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: looking at everybody watching you, trying to figure out which
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: one you want, because once you do threesomes, you wants everybody. See.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: It's one thing for a man had to watch out
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: for another man, But when you got to watch out
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: for the men, the women, the waiters, the matred d
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: the owner of the club, the uber driver, it's just
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: too much. The people in that passing out mits in
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: the bathroom, the shoe shine man, the valet. Who you want?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: They all in him? Your ex my ex, day exes.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: What did you want?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: The past or, the pastor wife.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: What we're in there for you? You all in the
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: tennis section, so plano sections. You see it with our tones,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: bath tone? What's going on in there? It's too much,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: It's too much. It's over now, he said, I just
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: can't do this. Listen to me.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Judge Len told that. Told me the best advice I've
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: ever heard on my show.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: One day. She said, don't let a man have to
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: tell you twice he don't want you. I've told you
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: all this. Don't let a man have to tell you
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: twice he don't want you. He watching too much, so
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: let his fat, bad breath go ahead on He ain't
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: gonna get nobody else. He on that breathing or wheezing
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: and stuff. And the whole time he was telling me, baby,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I was seeing this other man.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Who was he?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 9: Who?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: What was he doing that?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I can't do?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: What was she in that doing? Folk too?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: What she.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: All right? Listen poster comments.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: On hold on, baby, hand me my cup of coffee,
• 1:09:57
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• 1:09:58
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• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: what this you boy?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Chris Broth?
• 1:10:09
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• 1:10:11
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• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: And you listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You've heard
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: us talk about the benefits of Globe Life insurance. Globe
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  Speaker 1: Life has been protecting families for generations. Globe Life is
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: easy to buy, with rates starting as low as three
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: dollars and forty nine cents a month. There is no
• 1:10:34
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  Speaker 1: two five one fifty four hundred or Globelife radio dot com. So, Tommy,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: you've been holding something in okay from all of us,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: and you feel like somebody's got to say it.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: So he says this, and my lives to come in.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's your shoe.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: So so Tommy, what is it that somebody's gotta say?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 9: What is it?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: You know it's this is we can't say nothing. This
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 10: is for the fellas who can't say nothing. Tommy gonna
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 10: go in and say it. But this is that we
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 10: can't say nothing. How come, ladies, when we get ready
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 10: to go somewhere, you walking around for two hours butt
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 10: niked talking about you don't know what you finda Well,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 10: you've been knowing we going to this, but we can't
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 10: say nothing.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: All right, you knew this day was coming. You bought
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: something for this.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 10: Now you got one hundred different outfits laid out, don't
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 10: nothing fit, don't lehing fit.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: But guess what, we can't say nothing.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 10: We finally find something that you want to Now you
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 10: need help getting into what you want to wear. It
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 10: takes us thirty minutes to get you into this outfit.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 10: Now we gotta help you. Now I am completely wrinkled
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 10: with the outfit I got on. I'm trying to help
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 10: you get in something that you should not be trying
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 10: to get into. Now, when I get you in it,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 10: I got to take a shower and start all over.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: But my clothes is wrinkled.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 7: But guess what.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: We can't say nothing now.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Now you you want to put your makeup on in
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: the car with all the lights on, and I.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 10: Got to dry slow so I don't hit no pothole and.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Mess up your maker.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 10: But what we can't say nothing. When we finally get
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 10: that we are an hour and a half late. I
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 10: got to carry your bag with your shoes in it
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 10: because you want to flip flop all the way to
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 10: the front door.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Now you're gonna put your heels on. But I can't
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: say nothing.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 10: When we get into the spot that we going to.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, everybody talking about how good you look.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 10: Then somebody go ask me what happened to your clothes?
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  Speaker 7: Time?
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  Speaker 2: Why you look all wrinkled? Oh my god, you look
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: like a mess. But we can't say nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I said you had to get that.
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  Speaker 2: Still can't say nothing.
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  Speaker 13: Time.
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  Speaker 1: What's the problem I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 3: What you said.
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  Speaker 5: You know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I've been saying, we want to say it, but we
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: can't say that. I'm all I said.
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  Speaker 7: You said all that to say what.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, the next party we go to, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: the same.
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  Speaker 2: You know what it is.
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  Speaker 10: I didn't learn how to tie a whole ponytail in
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 10: the last few months, but the whole cosmetology how to
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 10: put ponytail up.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Now I know what I'm doing, but I didn't, Satan.
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  Speaker 10: I wish you, my god, you got to carry this
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 10: whole bag of shoes because she want to flip flop
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  Speaker 10: all the way to the They're gonna hurt my feet.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna hurt my feet.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got to find a way to over open
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: up a weave shop because everybody had down today.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna give me some. I'm gonna give me
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: I've been coming up.
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  Speaker 7: Less.
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  Speaker 1: It's DJ Cavit. This your boy, Chris Brother. Hey, this
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  Speaker 1: is Keisha Cole. People, this is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: is John Legend. And you listening to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: So school is about to end. We all know that,
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  Speaker 1: all of us who have kids or kids in school
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, oh, some people are out. Yeah, so
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: school is about to end for a lot more and
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: all you want to do is party all summer. Okay,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: but this year parents who are telling kids no partying,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: get a job.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 7: All right, you've been.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Partying all year? Yeah they are so so guys, I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to ask you, what was your first summer job?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Remind this about, you know, tell us about your first
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: summer job.
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  Speaker 7: I was outside.
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  Speaker 2: I was cutting yards all through the neighborhood.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: How old?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 10: We're all more gas camp, me and two buddies and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 10: we cutting yard making money.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: How old were you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I want to start probably ten eleven.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, you were really young and that was your
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: first job in business? Sounds like first job.
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  Speaker 7: And we split the month three different ways.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 10: They used to actually have an edger before they you know,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 10: there used to be a piece of equipment the weedy
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 10: to turn the sideways and that's how they ended.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: What I was cutting. My boy was edged. I was like,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: he over there sweeping. He really did he splitting this wrong?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 7: Wait? We split this?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: He got too much, But you couldn't go back.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever you agreed to, Paul, that's what you're doing.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: So I had to do that. Yeah, all right, Jack.
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  Speaker 1: Your first job summer.
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  Speaker 18: My very first real good job, was at work. Un
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 18: if they didn't have this restaurant. It was called the
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 18: ponder Rosa steakhouse West Columbia. It was in West Columbia.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 18: I lived in Columbia, Which meant you had to catch
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 18: the bus to go across the bridge. The last bus
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 18: would leave at ten o'clock out out for ten thirty,
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  Speaker 18: and you had to dress like a cowboy, like a
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 18: real cowboy.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 7: With hey hey.
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  Speaker 18: You had to wear the cowboy shirt with the scarf
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 18: around the neck, with the cowboy hat. You didn't have
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 18: to wear boots, but if you had boots yet, but
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 18: you had to wear jeans. Now that meant I had
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 18: to walk across the bridge dressed like a cowboy to
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 18: catch the last bus. To catch the last Busso when
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 18: I tell you, I heard the in words so much.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 18: Not only did they say it, sometimes they wouldn't even
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 18: go all the way to the end of the bridge.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: They turn around and come back and call me the inWORD.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: The inWORD cowboy is what I remember, mostly traumatizing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure, I.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Was too dump I was too dumb to change clothes.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: I kept on, all right, Steve, you've had so many jobs.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 7: When I ain't gonna be able to top that one
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 7: right there. First summer job, well, I mean my first job,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 7: my very first job was I created myself. I was
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 7: an entrepreneur. I bought a red fly wagon with the
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 7: gates on it, with the red with the red sides
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: on it. And I didn't allow my friends. Yeah you know,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 7: wasn't no riding in my wagon, pulled it up and
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 7: down the street and all that. What you couldn't do
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 7: that this will work wagon. I just woke up in
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 7: the morning and left my house about nine.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: How are you old? Probably eight nine the office at
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: eight I left left that I was about eight nine thirty.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 7: I heard drugs drug my wagon looking for pop bottles,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 7: and I put a pop bottle in my wagon because
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: you could turn in pop bottles for two cents, and
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 7: my goal was to find fifty pop bottles before I
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 7: went home for lunch, and that was a dollar. And
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 7: then when I got through, I get back out there
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 7: with my wagon. I play a little bit, but I
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: dragged my wagon and I try to make another dollar
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 7: after lunch, and then that was my day.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I making two dollars a day, and I was hustling
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: kirk Wagon. All right, we'll have more.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Steve Harvey Morning show and it's twenty minutes
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  Speaker 1: but no.
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  Speaker 1: for would you rather? Would you rather take care of
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  Speaker 1: your friend's baby or your friend's dog?
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  Speaker 7: Well, give me that dog, give me that dog.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, Now, I got that dog. I ain't got I
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 10: ain't got this rock that dog. I ain't got the
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 10: birth that dog.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And your dog can't tell on me, So give
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 7: me the dog because I'm studying your dog. I'm gonna
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 7: let this go.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Cuddly little baby, I beat it. Forgot your baby. You
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: be looking for your We both get the dog. At
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: least I can feed the dog, and then the dog
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: will do what you got to do.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 7: I'm going to forget your dog.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 10: But will you at least will you at least feed
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 10: the dog?
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Will you at least do that?
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse animal at all.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Get to feed that baby.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I okay, the dog and you fall
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 7: in the swimming pool. You need to get dog.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: Pat They don't know they campedal till they get in there.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: They don't know they they get in there.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth? The
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: God, yeah, I'm gonna take that lie.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 7: I'm always for the comforting lie. Whatever you need.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: You don't want to know the truth, lie?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 7: I mean, man, yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: that effort. What do you want to know?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: All three could be is on this show?
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  Speaker 1: We cool with lie, were cool with much another truth?
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  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: If you can really lie to me and make me
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: feel good about.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 13: It, I won't lie.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I'm gonna figure something out. Don't worry about that.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Wow. But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: Me know you tried.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: The pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain as
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 7: long as come you can't.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Hear it and get it over with, all right?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: God, I want one of you girls.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: I take it.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Dirty kitchen, Yes, dirty bathroom.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Because the kitchen let me know you put your effort in.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: But that bathroom you is nasty.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 7: From you?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we will have all right.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have massive success by accident or modest
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: success on purpose?
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  Speaker 16: A massive accidental massive mass that was lucky?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: We want to I want abundance. All right?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have some closing remarks from Steve Harvey, and it's our
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  Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
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  Speaker 1: this Thursday. And Steve, we have another voicemail for you
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  Speaker 1: at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, this caller's name
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  Speaker 1: is Alvin. He's from Atlanta.
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  Speaker 9: I'd see you. My name is Alvin Truth Sam here
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 9: in Atlanta, Georgia, single father, four beautiful kids.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: Thank you for your.
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  Speaker 9: Voice, thank you for your investment. And the hell with
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 9: these people who always got something to stay bad about. Steve, Harvey, Shirley, Julia, Tommy,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 9: call it to the crew. We love you. Be blessed,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 9: be safe, stay prosperous, and keep the love rolling there.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 9: Take care of yourself, God bless wing.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: Whereby no hat.
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  Speaker 7: The way it's like this, and I appreciate it, Alban,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 7: because you need to hear that from people sometimes, especially men,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 7: you know, because first of all, it don't matter what
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 7: they say, because what they say don't matter. And I've
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 7: just learned that about haters. They don't move the needle.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 7: They sit up. They criticize everybody's life, but if you
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 7: look at their life, they ain't doing the thing. And
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 7: I know for a fact that it's a lot of
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 7: people out there talking about me. But it's okay. I
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: actually have more love than I do hate. It's just
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 7: hate is louder. And I understand that because listen to me,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 7: to everybody, if you doing something, somebody ain't gonna like
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 7: it because they mad at you because of the way
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: you making them look. You know, they measure their life
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 7: up against yours. And then when it don't add up.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 7: Now you this and that, I'll tell you what I
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 7: will say, though, Alvin, what bothers me is when it's men.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 7: That's the only thing that bothers me as men, because
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 7: I pride myself on being a man's man. And if
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 7: you a man and your little punk ain't got yourself together,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 7: why you why you throwing shade on me, bro, because
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 7: blowing my candle out ain't gonna make yours brighter. You
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 7: still ain't got no flicker, so you know, man. But
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 7: but you know, man, but when men hate on me,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 7: it's it be tripped me out because it's always a
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 7: man that don't even know me, because I'm cool with
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: ninety nine point nine percent of the me and I meet.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: But me And now you know, if women out there
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 7: talking from whatever, you know my past, I don't like
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 7: the way he did his ex wife and all this. Hell,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 7: you know, people gonna say stuff like that whatever you know,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 7: God that you gave me for all that. They don't
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 7: know both sides of the story though that and Tommy,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 7: they never will. You don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not knocking. I'm not one.
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  Speaker 10: I'm not knocking one side or the other. I'm just
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 10: saying they don't know both sides of the story.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: They're just the only thing. They don't know how.
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  Speaker 2: They just just nothing judgment. Yeah, is making judgment and
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: they don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Man, I don't know. I don't know how he did that. Okay,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 7: well that's a true statement. You don't. I had a
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 7: young man tell me who's very close to me. He
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 7: got mad at me one day and he said, I'll
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 7: never be a man like you. I looked dead at
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 7: him and said, you're absolutely correct.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Pure words have never been spoken.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: I just he said, no, you understand what I'm saying.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 7: Whatever you're saying, that statement you just made is absolutely
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 7: true because you you ain't walked in my shoes, man.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 7: And I think if you had to wear these shoes,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: you realize these is twelve and you ain't a six
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 7: and a half.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: Girl, little little bitty f feet.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 7: Fixed shoes and half girl.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: You call though, yeah, single father too. Yeah, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: very nice call out. I had a question, Steve. You
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: know you're you're the CELO of the chief love Officer
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: and you give a relationship advice all of that. What's
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: the best relationship advice someone has ever given you.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 7: About love relationships?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Loving relationships?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah? I think my brother told it to me best
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 7: mm hmm my brother say, little bro, you can give
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 7: all you want. You can't outgive a woman, not a
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 7: good one. No, when you got a good woman, you
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 7: can't outgive them. H I don't care what you do.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 7: And I think that's really really helped me, you know.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 7: Marjorie said, something to me the other day that I
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 7: had thought it out, worked it out, mapped it out, excellent,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 7: read it by a couple of dudes, excellent plan told
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 7: it to her and soon as I finished the sentence,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 7: she said, we ain't gonna do that.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 10: Do you know?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 7: This was two and a half weeks of going over it,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 7: researching it, looked at the facts, did pull the numbers.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: It made perfect sense every dude was talking about.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I told it to her. As soon as I
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 7: finished the sentence, without hesitation, she said, we ain't gonna
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 7: do that.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: And I looked at her, like what I said, baby?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 7: And I went through this whole dissertation about the numbers
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  Speaker 7: of what I figured out, and she went to the
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  Speaker 7: one area that me, as a man, I never even considered.
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  Speaker 7: And do you know she was one hundred percent correct.
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  Speaker 7: See now, if if you small art, you will listen
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  Speaker 7: to that, because I've not listened to it a couple.
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  Speaker 2: Of times mm hmmm, because I went, Okay, you.
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  Speaker 7: Know you ain't did the research, but the research don't matter,
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  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, and and and whenever she's told me
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  Speaker 7: not to do something, I went on and did it.
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  Speaker 7: It didn't work out. Tell me.
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  Speaker 2: What you tell your friends after after that. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: say nothing to him. I just said, we ain't doing it.
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  Speaker 7: Dog. I thought real, quit thinking. I don went in
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  Speaker 7: there with what I thought already, and I'm telling y'all
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  Speaker 7: don't go back in there. She was really really correct. Hey, y'all, listen,
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  Speaker 7: have yourself a great day. Talk to God. He would
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  Speaker 7: love to hear from you.
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  Speaker 2: Where you're gonna make that a T shirt?
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  Speaker 7: When you're gonna go do that? Mate.
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