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Very Good Friday Willie Turner Ain't Thru Yet - 04.14.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: back just like amazing buck bus things. And it's touble
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  Speaker 1: y'all be true. Good at Steve Hoy guy listening to
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  Speaker 1: me together for Steve bart Hobby. Why don't you join? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Moby joy Honey said you gotta use turn out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you running, you gotta turn to turn out turn lovey.
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  Speaker 1: Got the turn out to turn turn water the watery.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back. Uh huh. I shall well
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  Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: dig me now on it only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show to date. Let me share something with you.
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  Speaker 1: I've had to learn this one over and over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over and probably still have to teach it
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  Speaker 1: to myself too. This is a hard one to get,
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  Speaker 1: but it's one of the principles of success. It's called patience. Patience. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I've gotten myself
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  Speaker 1: into a jam or a situation because I got impatient,
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  Speaker 1: because I wanted something to happen now. So I made
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  Speaker 1: a move on my own. I tried to push something
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  Speaker 1: I wanted the results of it now. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of think that's human nature. I think all
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  Speaker 1: of us are guilty of that from time to time.
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  Speaker 1: But I was guilty of it a lot. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted what I wanted right now, and I
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  Speaker 1: did some things to try to push it forward. Here's
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  Speaker 1: here's here's the thing that I had to learn about patience.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, success is not an overnight process. It's
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  Speaker 1: a long, daunting task. And when I and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: saying it to sound discouraging to anyone, but I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: it so you can prepare yourself if you have any
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  Speaker 1: aspirations are becoming successful, get ready for the dog fight
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  Speaker 1: of your life. Get ready for one of the hardest
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  Speaker 1: things you'll ever attempt to do, and that's become successful.
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  Speaker 1: Now that those requirements are becoming successful, it's what stops
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  Speaker 1: most people once they strike out on the road to success,
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  Speaker 1: and they see how difficult it is, how many pitfalls, setbacks, hardships,
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  Speaker 1: how high the mountaineers to climb, how deep them valleys
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  Speaker 1: get sometimes, man, how strong the current is in the
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  Speaker 1: rivers you have to cross, how really icy cold it
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  Speaker 1: can get out there sometimes, and man, Lord, have mercy,
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  Speaker 1: how incredibly hot it is out there. Sometimes it's it's
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  Speaker 1: all of it. Becoming successful is all of the things
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  Speaker 1: you could imagine that can happen. It's going to probably happen. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it's how you handle it and how you view it
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  Speaker 1: determines whether you get through it. How you handle it
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  Speaker 1: and how you view it determines how you get through it,
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  Speaker 1: because it's going to happen. And so what you've got
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  Speaker 1: to learn in this process of success is patience. That
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  Speaker 1: is going to be some days when you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: get it right, when you're trying to get it together,
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  Speaker 1: that it's gonna be some setbacks, that it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: some difficult days and difficult times ahead. That it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be some moments, man, when you just feel like
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  Speaker 1: you don't have enough to go on. You can, you will,
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  Speaker 1: and you have to. But you got to be patient. See,
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  Speaker 1: so many people give up right before the turn can
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  Speaker 1: even happen for you. You've you've heard old people say,
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  Speaker 1: You've heard the saying that it's always darkest before the dawn,
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  Speaker 1: which which simply means, you know, I mean, this is
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  Speaker 1: about as pitch black as it get around three thirty,
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  Speaker 1: four thirty in the morning. Five. It's pitch black because
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  Speaker 1: it's it's it's, it's, it's it. I don't know. It
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  Speaker 1: just feels that way, don't it. You know, it's it's
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  Speaker 1: darkest before the dawn. Every accomplishment that I've had in
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  Speaker 1: my life, every jump in statue, every award, every increment,
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  Speaker 1: every dollar climb, every raise, every elevation in my career,
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  Speaker 1: all my life, almost all of them came on the
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  Speaker 1: heels of a setback. Almost all of them came off
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  Speaker 1: of off of a situation that I was working through,
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  Speaker 1: that that that was about to bring me down, that
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see an answer to. Almost all of my successes, awards, rewards,
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  Speaker 1: however you want to look at it came on the
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  Speaker 1: heels of something that could have been devastating or something
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  Speaker 1: perilous for me. I don't know about you, but that's
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  Speaker 1: how it's happened for me. I mean, right when it
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  Speaker 1: looked hopeless, when I didn't see a way, here came
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  Speaker 1: the blessing. I mean, man, I cannot even tell you
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  Speaker 1: something tragic was happening in my life when the book
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  Speaker 1: came out, Something traffical, trapped or tragic was happening in
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  Speaker 1: my life when family Field came along. Something had gone
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  Speaker 1: incredibly wrong when I started to syndicate a radio show
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  Speaker 1: in two thousand five. I'm telling you, man I and
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  Speaker 1: I I don't know why it is that way, but
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  Speaker 1: that old saying it's always dark as before the dawn
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  Speaker 1: is so true. When I lost something, and I lost
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  Speaker 1: what I thought was everything I had, here comes the
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  Speaker 1: blessing that caused me to have everything I got. I
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  Speaker 1: can't explain it. I don't know why it is, but
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  Speaker 1: it's simply to me it's a test of my faith.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Peter Pablo got a song out on this
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  Speaker 1: album that he came out with back in two thousands,
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  Speaker 1: something called Diary of a Center. I'm not a big
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  Speaker 1: hip hop fan, so I ain't trying to flex that information.
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  Speaker 1: It's just happens to be my favorite hip hop album
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  Speaker 1: I've ever heard. I don't know the name of the song,
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  Speaker 1: but one of the lyrics is um he says, uh
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  Speaker 1: uh uh. He was talking about being down half a
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  Speaker 1: tank of gas, two cigarettes, scraping up change in an
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  Speaker 1: ash tray. But I realized it was only a test
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  Speaker 1: of my faith and right when he was about to
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  Speaker 1: give up something, jumped off for it. But I see,
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  Speaker 1: I've been in that situation where I've been down to
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  Speaker 1: a half a tank of gas and I was scraping
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  Speaker 1: up changeing an ass track. I think a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people can relate to that. But off the heels of
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  Speaker 1: almost all of my mishaps and demises came a success story.
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  Speaker 1: Because it is a test of your faith. It is
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  Speaker 1: do you really want what you say you want? Are
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  Speaker 1: you really determined as you think you are? Are you
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  Speaker 1: really gonna trust in me like you say you trust
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  Speaker 1: in me? Are you going to wait like you say
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna wait? Are you gonna lose your patience and
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  Speaker 1: go take matters into your own hands? Because I can't
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  Speaker 1: tell you the mistakes I've made like that, I've taken
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  Speaker 1: matters into my own hands and had some just messed
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  Speaker 1: up everything, just rushing because I wanted now, so I,
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  Speaker 1: you know, sign a deal here that ain't really that
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  Speaker 1: good a deal, but I'm signing it because I need
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  Speaker 1: to make this now. I need to try to push
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  Speaker 1: this to happen. And and then and then when a
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  Speaker 1: big deal was around the corner, I couldn't be cause
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  Speaker 1: I was into this little deal. Had I just waited, man,
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  Speaker 1: had I just waited and not not lost patience. What
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  Speaker 1: God had for me was just around the corner. And
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  Speaker 1: that's what happens to a lot of us. We we
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  Speaker 1: lose we lose sight of what we you know, there's
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  Speaker 1: you ever heard, just heard people say, Look, if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna worry about it, then don't pray about it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's I was just in that cycle. I'll pray
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  Speaker 1: about it, then wear myself to death, then wear myself,
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  Speaker 1: then pray about it, and then I just got all
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  Speaker 1: out of sing. But what I learned was that on
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  Speaker 1: the road to success, you got to be prepared for
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  Speaker 1: it to take a minute, and don't give up, because
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  Speaker 1: right when something terrible is going down in your life,
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  Speaker 1: there's a bright side somewhere, there is a turning point
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  Speaker 1: for you. All it is is a test of your faith.
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  Speaker 1: I had two women on my show the other day.
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  Speaker 1: We were just sitting on stage just crying, man, because
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  Speaker 1: they had been blindsided. Their husbands came in and just
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  Speaker 1: said I'm leaving, I want a divorce, and they didn't
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  Speaker 1: see it coming. And this one lady was saying, well,
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  Speaker 1: who am I if I'm not his wife? Who am I?
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  Speaker 1: She had a twenty one year old son, Who am
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  Speaker 1: I if I'm not his wife? Well, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: The long story. I had some experts here to give
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  Speaker 1: him some help and what to do. This guy wrote
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  Speaker 1: his wife a five fifty dollar check and just said here,
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  Speaker 1: here it is. I'm not giving you nothing else, and
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  Speaker 1: he walked out. I said, oh my goodness, man, this
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  Speaker 1: woman was devastated, but that there's an opportunity here. There's
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity in losing what you think is losing your
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  Speaker 1: husband and your primary breadwether. Is a discuss is a
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  Speaker 1: chance to discover, well who am I? You know, if
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  Speaker 1: you've been lost in this world talking about who am
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  Speaker 1: I if I'm not his wife? Well, here's a gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a great time for you discover who you really are.
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  Speaker 1: And then he could also be a great time for
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  Speaker 1: you to discover a man that really does love you
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  Speaker 1: and standing by you. Be. All of my successes have
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  Speaker 1: come off for heels of great demise. Think about it, y'alls.
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  Speaker 1: A patient God has always coming. You're listening. Eighteen minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour. Good Friday, y'all, yes it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: good friend. H All, Fridays are good, but this is
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  Speaker 1: a good fried. Yeah, this is, oh my goodness, frid
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  Speaker 1: good lord. Yeah, it is a good friend. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of the miracle. Let me stop for I expose
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  Speaker 1: how much I've forgotten in Sunday school. Okay, last Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: When last Sunday Palm Sunday was palm Sunday. You used
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  Speaker 1: to love getting the palms. Well, we'll be out there
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  Speaker 1: playing a sword fight. We'll be whooping each other with
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  Speaker 1: ain't doing what you're supposed I used to get three
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  Speaker 1: of them because somebody would always drop there. As I
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  Speaker 1: get three, I braided mine. Oh yeah, real, will I
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  Speaker 1: go cross your back and missing dagn ouch. I like
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  Speaker 1: the way they smell the palm. We were a little boys.
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  Speaker 1: Sure that we never smell them. We were little girls.
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  Speaker 1: We did, and we was outside trying to whip them,
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  Speaker 1: making no pops, we're popping ants without okay, not really
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  Speaker 1: really religious or spiritual about them palms. To us, we
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  Speaker 1: was boys. We didn't kidd so your braided mine. I
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  Speaker 1: took three of them and braid him, and I went
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  Speaker 1: on the crack and here I had, I had, I
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  Speaker 1: almost had a google with Yeah, I know, right, makes
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  Speaker 1: mistake out of may. One time I took my mama's
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  Speaker 1: palm and put him with my When you see that
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  Speaker 1: palm later on? Man, God, did you get it? Get it?
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  Speaker 1: I got there beat down. My mom was so mad
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  Speaker 1: at me. You don't even know what the palm mean,
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  Speaker 1: but you're gonna know what it means. Not take one.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you gotta after. Might not ever know what
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  Speaker 1: they mean, but I bet you're gonna know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna mean when you when when you take one,
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  Speaker 1: I'd have got for so many things. I broke from
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  Speaker 1: face one time at Christmas. Remember that little face that
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  Speaker 1: you turned upside down and then turn the round slide
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  Speaker 1: up and it looked like it's flowing in it. I
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  Speaker 1: broke that one time. So the way I fixed it
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  Speaker 1: was I got glue and put it all back together
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  Speaker 1: and then fill it up with water. But I left
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  Speaker 1: a hole in the top of it and then just
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  Speaker 1: set it up there. That wasn't the greatest glue job.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know why I thought yeah, because when
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  Speaker 1: I turned it over the test that I put my
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  Speaker 1: hand over the little hole, I said, everybody always hold
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  Speaker 1: the top of and turned it over and set it
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  Speaker 1: back down. They won't even notice. My mom went over
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  Speaker 1: and turned the thing upside down. The water came out
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  Speaker 1: that whole. That's a hard thing. It wasn't hard, little,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And I hadn't I hadn't got all the
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  Speaker 1: glit u about the rug, so I couldn't bet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So it wasn't a snowstone. It was just a light flurry,
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  Speaker 1: just a dusty beat for that one time. My mama
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  Speaker 1: had made the cat cake batter and her sister call.
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  Speaker 1: So she had only poured the cake batter in one time.
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  Speaker 1: Uh cake, you know, she's making a three layer cake
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  Speaker 1: and she ad poured it in two in the phone ring. Man,
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  Speaker 1: my nephew walked through the kitchen and we usually could
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  Speaker 1: have a bowl after she was through. Yeah, so we
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  Speaker 1: went down look at all this take better later? Yeah, bad.
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  Speaker 1: She left it for you though. Man. She got off
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  Speaker 1: the phone with her sister, came back in there. Man,
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  Speaker 1: we're sitting at the table, were almost sick. You know.
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  Speaker 1: They made it from scratch back in the day, and
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  Speaker 1: she had gestured writing ingredients. She was making the cake
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  Speaker 1: for the base man to set the Mama beat us
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  Speaker 1: man mercifully all that, butter Now she gotta wake my
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  Speaker 1: daddy up early in the morning. You know what, No
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  Speaker 1: twenty for our stoves. Back then, I gotta wake him
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  Speaker 1: up early. The more he got to be at the
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  Speaker 1: stove when it open, so she could try to get
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  Speaker 1: this cake man. But did she liked to let her
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  Speaker 1: cake sit overnight so would be right? Boy? She was made.
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  Speaker 1: But how did you explain yourself? I know you had
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  Speaker 1: to say something. It was explain it? Who ain't this
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  Speaker 1: cake bath? And we see him A look with your
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  Speaker 1: spoon in our hand? Cake battle on my mouth? My
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  Speaker 1: lips so big I used to couldn't even lick them
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  Speaker 1: all Because I was little. I didn't know how to
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  Speaker 1: feel my lips back then. I hadn't trained them yet.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh we did, Mom? You you left this man.
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  Speaker 1: Mom you always let us eat a cake bowl, but
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't left those. There was nothing to make a
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  Speaker 1: whole another layer. Y'all set up in a layer. I
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  Speaker 1: looked back at the bowl like it it's something, keep
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  Speaker 1: trying to fix it. But God forbid if she took
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  Speaker 1: a two layered cake to the bake sale. Oh, but
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  Speaker 1: he can't say, not until he had found out he
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  Speaker 1: had to get up early morning to be at that
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  Speaker 1: stone after he worked so hard right at church, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get your right. I can't even enjoy the service.
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  Speaker 1: You're nervous. He never did it with me for that though.
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  Speaker 1: He let that one go. Boy, he ruined my day. Though.
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  Speaker 1: I can't play because you wait on that phone. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to the phones now. The question for the
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  Speaker 1: last two weeks has been about office romance. Who in
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  Speaker 1: the office are you kicking it with? Is that your
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  Speaker 1: boss or a coworker? Maybe call us and tell us
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  Speaker 1: about your story back and we're gonna find out the question.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a surprised you should I have a question. Okay
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven, twenty nine, Steve, but coming back to me.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back. Oh lord, you're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Thirty four minutes after that, we're back here.
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  Speaker 1: We are sure. The question of the day is what
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  Speaker 1: it's about office romances? Have you ever had a romance
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  Speaker 1: with someone in your office? Was it your boss? Did
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  Speaker 1: people know about it? Was it a secret? That's the
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  Speaker 1: question of it. Okay, hypothetical question for you, shure, okay,
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  Speaker 1: hypothetical only hypothetical. Okay, if you had to have an
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  Speaker 1: office relationship on this show, who would you pick? I
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  Speaker 1: think that's quite easy. Yeah, yeah, that's that's no brainer.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a question? Is? This is my question? Is
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  Speaker 1: my answer? But it would be you. I mean, come on,
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  Speaker 1: you're the boss, you're rich. I just said it. It's
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  Speaker 1: the boss and he's rich. See what is the shows?
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  Speaker 1: That's your decision? Put your shocked? Do I'm sorry over here? Electrocuted? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, be unshocked, man, not you cuted. I
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  Speaker 1: don't be honest with you. I'm gonna be over there
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  Speaker 1: to you. I don't sleep with him. It could be
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  Speaker 1: a bromance though, man, that's why I asked. You said, poor,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead of time to tell him what? Man? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why I want to ask. I want Sureley
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  Speaker 1: to tell me why. He just told you he's the boss.
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  Speaker 1: Perks right there. I mean, come on, Sureley, I think
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: you're missing the question. He's asked, Okay, what what? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to him in my answer, he's
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  Speaker 1: the post. I ain't got lord, how do you have
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  Speaker 1: to tell him out for this man. He had the boss.
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  Speaker 1: You got perks built in the boss. He this is hypothetical, hypothetical,
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  Speaker 1: don't forget. He's very, very rich. He's jet Do you
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  Speaker 1: have a private jet? No? No, but I got some.
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  Speaker 1: I got a lot of freaking flying male. Oh United.
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  Speaker 1: We still have to go through security. Yeah, I still
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  Speaker 1: gotta take my shoes off. No, man, it's Steve all Day.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe this short, hyper extended, hyper extended question.
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  Speaker 1: And then you're gonna not an elbow or a nique question.
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  Speaker 1: This was who on the show would you date? Hypothetically? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you could and you ain't gonna, why wouldn't you
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  Speaker 1: go to the top? I don't get it. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: far behind him? And and he's not short. He's not short.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not short either. Okay, I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I'm not short. Yeah. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: might not be short either, but you short Turk. Then
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  Speaker 1: the boss, the CEO. Let's see, let's see, Shirley, you
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  Speaker 1: missed the line, Tommy, what did you say before? You know?
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  Speaker 1: You're not what? You're not behind? I ain't that? Oh financially,
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  Speaker 1: did he say that? I thought I was hearing things
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  Speaker 1: about you really say, what's hunting me? You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? Come on now, Okay, I got I got
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  Speaker 1: a cup of CDs too short, Yeah, yeah, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: don't don't think I'm over here. I got some CDs.
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  Speaker 1: I got some rainy Day money. Don't sleep okay, but
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: we got rainy day money, sunshine money, earthquake money, thunderstorm money,
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  Speaker 1: blood money, hurricane money. Yeah, he be baby federal emergency.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, come on, you never in me. Now that
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: hypothetical turned into everything. I wanted to walk right into that.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy a little what you don't care, but you ain't
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: gonna give up? Dog, keep going, man, Tommy, maybe one day, Tommy,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: you know you're you're halfway there, right thought, Damn like
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: a kid. You got a few dollars, I told you,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna say it again. I got some c
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: d s. Okay. My daughter told me CDs is good
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  Speaker 1: to have. I got to see these. That's they're good.
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  Speaker 1: We're very proud of your accomplishment. Oh you're talking about
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: saying that. I thought he talked about the asking bro
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  Speaker 1: the CD I got that. I've got some, all right?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: All right to let me ask you question. Okay, here,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: let's say we're on the mountain Tommy and I'm at
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: a team. Where are you at on that mountain? Nine
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: point nine? You go, boy, on that mountain with you stunt? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: believe in yourself. Tom was fay way down the mountain.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Climb the mountain, just like you climb the mountain. Down
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  Speaker 1: the mountain. Pull me up on man, You're not That's
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: not you, is it? Tommy? You got me? Hun? All right,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: all right, all y'all, don't see what I'm good if
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: y'all just see what he good. I come, y'all, don't
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: never see nothing good about me. We see your good
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: stuff about But act like I can stand next to
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: him though, like like I didn't know what close I
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: got a full fire bank account to How many they
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: all at the same bank? Yeah, what you say, Carl up?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: What you say? How many zeros arens like and commas?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: We need zeros, the commas and the zeros together. Don't
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: listen to the office romance. That's the question of the week.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: We'll be back. Go right on my computer. I'm talking
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: about all the commas I want to I got. You're
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right for that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Minutes after that, we come back. We got we're about
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: to run that prank back, and then we got surprise
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: for you to top it out. The saga continues. They
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: came to get will A Turner out of his seat
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: on United. Y'all don't want to miss Willy didn't go quiet.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: We're gonna run that prankback. I got me and my
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Jesus coming up. Lord on Good Friday. You gotta run
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: that thing. Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister. How
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: you doing. I'm giving you a call on behalf of
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Baptist Church. You are a member there? Am I right? Okay?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Listen um, I'm calling you. They they some of the
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: members have gotten together and had a meeting and wanted
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: me to give you a call. It seems that a
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: lot of them are complaining about Sunday services that go
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: on and wanted for me to give you a call
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: on their behalf so that we can see if we
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: can address the problem and talk to you diligently as
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: possible and try to get the problem rectified. What's going on? Well,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: it seems like that a lot of members are complaining.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and what is your name against My name
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: is man. Uh, I'm not actually a member of the church.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I've just been the one that they've been asked to
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: give you a call and try to talk on the
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: members behalfs. So maybe we can get this problem, rectify
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: that you that they have Uh, as far as you
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: are concerned, Okay, go ahead. I'm just trying to see
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: what this is in regards to go ahead. Well, it
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: seems like the members of the church are complaining about
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: that you're doing too much shouting at church on Sunday,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: and it seems to be going on every Sunday. You're
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: running up and down the aisle and you're shouting all
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: over the place. And it's me. I've been singled out
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: about my shouting. Wellever Dindy is distracting, man, You're distracting
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: everyone from me getting the word and listen to the
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: word and being involved in the service. And that's the
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: purpose of the call is to see if we can
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: get you to tone it down something. Okay, So the
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: whole church is complaining about me shouting the way people
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: run up and down them off every Sunday and almost
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: taying caught wheels and flips and they're singling me out,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: complained about me. Well, ma'am, I don't know how it
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: is that you can see everybody else doing car wheels
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: when you're the ones that that they say is the
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: one that's doing them being singled out. Man, All I'm
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: saying is that they're saying that you're doing too much
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: shouting and too much running at this church. Now I'm
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: just the message. Okay. They can't tell me how to shout.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: They don't. They can't tell me what's going on in
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: my life, what's gonna keep me from praising God? And they,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, they could just they could go somewhere else
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: with that, But they're not gonna tell me that I
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: can't praise my God. They don't know how good God
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: has been to me. And you know what, I understand
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: that I agree with you wholeheartedly. But it's becoming a distraction.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, they was at the point last night talking
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: about should we put some seatbelts on the pews so
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: so you can stay down high? They gonna tell people
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: they can't shout in church, embrace God. What do we
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: come to church for? Well, you do come to We
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: need to be trying to plaise God and get their
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: own shout on and stop looking at me and about
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. We're gonna need you to quit running
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: up and down these aisles and doing what you're going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you know, I'm trying to stay calm. I'm
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: trying my best. Who Jesus, Jesus sure that that's not happy?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: You can't tell me I gotta stop shouting? Okay, man,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: But let me ask you. Are you running now? Aren't
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you just standing still? Talking? But I don't have to
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: run right now? Okay, what I'm trying to get you
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: to do? You know, like if I want to run
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: up and down this street right now, I can run
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: up and down the street and place God. But they're
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: not gonna tell me to stop shouting at church? Can
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: we get you to be a little bit more reserved
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: as what we see? Man? Let me let me go
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: ahead and go further on what they do the spirit moves. Okay, well,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: let me move and tell you what they've told me. Now.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: If we can't get to the point where you can,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: you know, tone it down, then we may have to
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: ask you to leave. Let them ask me us, Jesus Jesus,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: you let them ask me, why don't they want me
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: to leave the church. I've been at that church for
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: fifteen years. I'm not leaving the church. I'm gonna run
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: up and I'm not gonna on the church. I don't
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: even turn me some flips where am I I feel
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: like not not not not not listen, think that that's all.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, go ahead, but I'm gonna be there. I'm
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: going to I am going to be there on Sunday, man,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: and I have been the person that's been appointed to
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: make sure that you're not running up and down these
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: house and shotting like this. You're got to keep yourself
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: reserved so people can hear the word of God. You
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing. You're
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: in the whale. If they come trying to send me down,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him a word and ain't gonna be
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: your God. So put that hands up on me here,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: not listen. I'm trying to hear that. Now you can
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: say I haven't been in that church fifteen years. If
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I want to run, dad shout, jump quit. Whatever I
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: want to do, I'm gonna do it. It ain't nobody
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: gonna stop me. You're gonna have to stop this. This
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: past Sunday was your last Sunday doing it. And you're
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: not gonna do with this Sunday like I said, just why?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: And I'm telling you can tell the I don't choose
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the deacon boyd, the deaconess, the minister's wives or who
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: ever asked you want to tell. Let him put their
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: hands on me and see if I don't swing on them,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come. I'm about the spirit and sling on.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that now because he said you don't
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: really push me that I have tried. I just tried.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this here, where is trying to
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: show that I'm saved and never? But you make it
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: you you're making me revert back to my own ways
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: and you you really me out that's what you're gonna do. Okay, Well,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this, what is the God at
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: right now? And you where is the one that say
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: it is? The God was in me when I was
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: trying to be called with you had first to tell
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you know me calling me with this polishness. But now
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you have to make the other side of me rose up. Well,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't raised it up and you wouldn't raised it
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: up in me too. Guess what come signing, you're gonna
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: set y'all in that pew and you ain't gonna you
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: know when you call yourself on the anna pe Okay,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I right, We're gonna see how well I'm not sitting
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: at pep not a fact. First thing, Signday morning, I'm
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: going in the past. Oh yeah, we gonna Deacon you
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: are whatever your name is, I'm telling about it. God,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: how are you need to lose? I would be talking
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: to pass, to myself and letting him know a this situation.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: You don't talk. You don't know we can pass pass.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: You don't talk to pastor. I talked to pastor. Don't tempting? Yes,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm telling you, Oh Jesus, you feel
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: old Jesus, not not not not not See just like
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: this here you see how you're calling on it and
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you stand yeah, because I'm calling on him to kidney
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: from just really going to cuss you out right there
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: because you're ben't really hitting my nerves. I got one
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you, lady. You
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: know you got real quick cause you're gonna talk to
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• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got prag by your girl. You're
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  Speaker 1: not you know, I'm I'm I'm gonna kick but lord
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• 34:57
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. You don't want to miss the
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: SOCCA continues. Yesterday, Uh, there was a late breaking news
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: story that also on the United flight. Willie Turner was
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: on the flight and the flight attendant made the announcement
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: that Willie Turner had to get off the plague. All
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: hell broke loose yesterday and the saga continues. This is
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: part two of they came to get Willie out of
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: his seat nine eight. This is after the little Asian
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: guy got took off. They came back to inform will
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: It Turner that he had to come off. To folks,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you don't want to miss this Part two. Are we
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: gonna play part one also, so we're gonna sol told
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: of you that missed it yesterday Part one and part
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: two back to back today Part two of Willie Turner
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: on the Plague. Mr Willie Turner, I am listen, I
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: am actually now going to have to call hey, hey man,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: listen quick call in my name Hill, because I ain't
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: go I have to call your name. You are the one.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: You're the only one that hasn't ain't getting off the plane. Dope. Okay,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: what is this here? Ain't you understand? Okay, listen, this
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: this is I have to actually now at this point
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: bring my supervisor in to come in. You get who
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: you want to have. You asked all the white folks
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: get off, sir. Everyone that has been on the list
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: has gotten off except you, and and sir, let me
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: ask you a question for you go any further, and
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: why you think that he is sir? These guys everyone
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: else has complied. But what we what we're asking me do?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: You're not complaining body else white? So, sir, that's it's
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: not like this is a racial thing like we've asked.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. You always try to clue
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: one of us, make us feel like we hit it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I hit it. Take me out of it. I don't
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: want to be at it, sir. Right now, I would
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: like to you to speak to with my supervisor, Mr
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Charles Carlin, Mr Conley. He is, Mr Connley, he is
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Actually I've asked him to get up. I've actually put
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: my hand on his shoulder. I've tried to unbuckle his
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: seat belt. He is not moving. He's actually fighting me,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: and he's using profanity at me because you possibly say
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: something to him to get him off this plane. Yeah.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: The gentleman in nine A nine, his name is Mr
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Willie Turner, Willie Willie Turner. Yeah, Mr Turner, this is
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: my supervisor, Mr Conley. How are you doing? Mr? Mr Turner?
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: H Mr Turner. We've come down here to ask you
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: to please exit the plane so we can take off.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: And you just seem to be the hold up and
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: we'd like to see if we can get you out
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: your seat here and we're asking you. We got that,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Mr Turning, but we need you off the planes so
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: we can leave. Mr Turner. Okay, now you you're the supervisor,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: little man y yes, sir, yes, sir, I ain't getting
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: all okay, Mr Turan, No, we're not clear, Mr Turner.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: We need you off the Sir. We're gonna have to
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: use some physical force, don't com Hey, hey, hey, let
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: me really you bring your little baby talking to down
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: here if you want to baby baby talking, change a
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: damn thing with me. I don't know who the little
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: baby talking to a man? You don't bought down here
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: like he's gonna you little high and barn like they're
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: gonna change that. Ain't change damn thing. No, Well, Mr,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: let me speak with you. Can I speak with you privately?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Don't think you should do is Actually we have to
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: get together. I will unbuckle his belt and we can
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: both drag him. Uh, we're gonna have to carry him
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: off the plane. I think that's the only thing I
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: heard that. I tell you right now, I'm gonna take
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: more than two of y'all because you're nobody, a little
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: both both of y'all. Shot you body, the little shot
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: baby talking man down here? You ain't you might not
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: even you might will come down here? By damn show
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: y'all ask I didn't work right here? Grabby like you
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: mss for his belt. You grab him if you can
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: grab his upper body. No, he we didn't even start.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: He hits us. That's that's warm up, little man, Not
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: warm up you, Mr turn We're not gonna We're not
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: gonna be some do you swinging up? Excuse me that
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you there on stand because I'm talking to you. What
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: did you say to me? I think he said, tell
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: him a little man? He said, hey, little man, what
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: did you say? Mr? Turner? Man? Little man? You got
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: a little blood on corn? Your my right deal? I
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: know because you're just popping about that. Mr Tuchter turn it.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to get you out of this seat. Now. Listen,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: you show. Dude, you still got to get me about
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: this chair. I'm talking counter three. Mr Connley on the
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: counter three on the camp three. We have to go
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: in together. Are you ready? Come here? Come on? If
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: he hits you, you gotta keep going. Hold on, let
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: me get the seat belt off. Now I'm standing up
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: in the corn. Come on, come on here, come on here.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I've been breathing before. Come on, Mr come on, come on,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: yeah three, come on, come on. Let's Mr Uster Turn,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Mr Turn? What's the tuck your? Mr? Mr Turn? Tell
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: you what did you just You bit me? At the
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: time you bit me? Shut your what is your prott
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: honing phone? You beat me? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: What you want? You bait me? This crap? You just
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: bite me? Who else? Word up in here? Row nine?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Ro nine? Mr Conny, I've got to get this checked out.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I got you. My eyes swelling as we speak. Let's
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: everybody bleed. Look, how need do believe that? Everybody wants
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: say something about that? Okay something? Do we have any
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: rope anything we could use? Row? Oh, you're gonna try
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: to legend I don't have any roh y'all trying to
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: have it? Oh my gosh, Mr. Turn nobody's trying to
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: to lynch or hang anyone trying to get you off
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: of the plane. Did you offer him? Okay, let's turn it.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: We're willing to give you seven hundred dollars to get
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: off the plane. Nine nine. Mr Turner, I ain't worked
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: into you. I got faminine what Mr? I want to
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I need your job. I'm sorry, I got who go
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the job? Or to move by the way, scoose, scoo?
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: What you turning? Excuse me? Get your hand off me
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: a little man? What are you going? I'm going up
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: in here? What are you doing? What do you do?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: What are you standing on top of the chance? What
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: do you? What are you? What are you doing? You're
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: in the luggage compartment, Mr Turner, na come get me
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: out of hills. Are you in the luggy? Get me
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: out of hell? Turn Oh my god, Turner, you are
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: holding up everyone's flo Hold up, they're get to sea.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: The whoever here you want to give it to? I'm
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: up hill, Ms Attorney. We can't allow you to ride
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: in the luggist compartment and I can over so where
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: we excuse me? He made you're hard here? You say,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I badly heard me saying get on the brain is
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I'm still on the plane. You're harder here, stupid, And
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I will say this. We will be back with more people.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: We're coming back back. What you want to come back? Wait,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you're listening, Steve morning, I ty welcome back, coming up.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: We got the butterfly. And also, let you know, the
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: sagles continued Willie. They came to get Willie. He's too
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: much off the plane, Willie. Next week we were here
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Mo because we just found out Willie and climbed up
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: in the overhead and then where it's just he's a
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: good guy without laughing. Next week the saga continued. Right now,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: we got the butterfly. Good morning everyone, Stephen time he
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Shirley College Junior, Good morning, good good good Friday to everyone.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning, good morning. Butterfly. Flap flap o brother.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: He would not come down from that cross just to
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: save himself. He did that. He would not come down
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: from flat cross just to him. You know, I'm directing
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: the cart for on Sunday, so I'm getting ready for that.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I still direct the car on Sundays. He what not
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: come dot from that cross, just too himself. Ya gotta
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: come to church with me on Sunday. Now, listen, this
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: is what you all have to know about Sunday. Sunday
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: is gonna be a beautiful, beautiful thing. If you have
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: If you haven't been going to church, please you want
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: to get there on time. If you haven't been going,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: please sit in the back and just watch everybody else
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: because you do not know what you're doing. Church has
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: truly changed. So if you ain't wenting last year, you
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: need to get yourself together and follow follow proper protocol
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: and watch everyone else because you do not know what
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you are dealing. Okay, all right, pray do you more?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: That is that's when they stand up, call you to
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: the altar and they pray there. All right, don't just
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: sit in your seat because you ain't been been here
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: by eight nine months. Get don't up there and get
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: prayed for. It's a beautiful thing. It iss when they
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: they're gonna pass the tray around, they're not gonna be
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: walking around, no, mother, don't they don't do all that walking.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: The tray come down and I'll take the basket. Have
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: something to put in it. A lot of you people
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: that don't come to church don't have any money to
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: put in it, put it in the basket, pass it
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: to the person next to you. That's the way we
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: do it. Okay, here's all going to church this weekend,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: all of us be definitely all right. You're going to Sound,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Sunride, I'm going I'm going to all
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: the services. What are you wearing, butterfly? Well, you know,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: praise of worship. We don't really wear the robes anymore.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: You wear what youever you want to wear. UM will
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: normally wear a black but tomorrow I'm gonna be wearing
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: a very very hot pink shirt, you know, because it's
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: it's Easter. So I want to have some Easter colors on,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: some white pants and some white shoes. So that's gonna
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: be my Easter enseimble for news. Wow, choker, no time
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: but a child? What a choker? Bright? You know? Necklace?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Because what jr? Because there can be but one? Truely Okay,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be up there directing the choir. He
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: would not come down from the cross, jestice save himself.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I love it. I cannot wait. He would not come
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: down from the cross, Yes, to save himself. Now did
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: your choir? Um? Do they dance? And things like that yes, yes,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: and Pastor has allowed me on this particulous. We're gonna
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: marching in and I can't wait for that. We're gonna
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: remember the old school how they used to march in,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna start from the back and we're gonna marching.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: He's allowed us to do only at one service, We're
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: allowed to actually march in. So I think I'm very
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: excited about marching. And all of you old school churches
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: out there, don't forget where you came from. You got
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: so big in your mega now listen marching in every
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: now and then. It ain't nothing wrong with marching in
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: for me because it was hard for me to hold
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: the rhythm that long step. But you got and you
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: gotta rock. You cannot be rocking from side to side
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: and be out of sekers with everybody else. You got
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: to get on the right foot. You got to get
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: on the right foot on the right beat, baby, and
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: bouncing back and forth. And the old sis don't know
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: how to do what they know what they do. It's
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: gonna be some hats in here that on this Sunday
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: and it it's gonna be a lot of hats. I
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: have a section we want our hats to sit on
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: one side together so other people can see the service.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Your you wore your tips so people can see your hat.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to sit on the far right in
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the sanctuary. Everyone else without hats can sit in the
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: middle and on the other side far right are the hats.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: And that's the Modifly blog. It's the Easter blog today,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: so everyone have a good time in Easter eggs are
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: normally right after them. The second service is the big
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Easter egg Hunt. You're listening, but for minutes after that,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: we we're going to the Phones' question of the day
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: is have you ever had a fan with somebody in
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: your office? A co worker? Thought about it? How they go?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Didn't work out? Did you make the move? Eight seven
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: seven ninety Okay? Our question of the week is about
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: office romance. Who are you dating or if you're dating
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: someone at the office, we want to know about it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Is it a co worker? Is that your boss? Call us?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven nine Steve, let's go to the phones
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: and talk to Dwayne online too, out of Louisiana. Dwayne,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: we're going on never when you didn't too though? Well,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: amain where you've been in the office fair hand had
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: one of them helmed up in there, had that pressure
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: on him. Wayne were talking to us. No, let me
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: let me help you. Wayne. Listen to me, Dayne, listen
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: to out there right man. I was talking to my daughter. Man, Hey,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, okay, because I've been saying, quay louse, what
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: it is? How us doing, sir? He was, day We're
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: going on you. Hey, nothing much. Man. Back when I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: was in college, you know, I had took the night job, right,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you know, trying to make some means meet. So it's
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: a little lady and that it was used to work
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: inside um you know what you're taking the truck because
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: it was a warehouse. She used to do the paperwork
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: for the truckers. Anyway, nice little female. So she kind
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: of reminds, you know, the type of female that's to
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: you know, and but tone boys at the same time,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you know, like that Chanal Lathan Cambriage loving basketball. So
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I had to have him because I was a basketball
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: player also. So anyway, we started doing our thing, we
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: started hanging out, and we start you know, getting real
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: cousin and close. So it was developable little situation. So
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: they started a little too comporable uncomfortable me because she
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: wanted me to pick up for work, take her home.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: You know, I had other stuff to do. She was
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: taking up my time from school. So I kind of
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: backed off a little bit, but I eased off. I
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: didn't kind of just like telling, which I should have.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: But about time, you know, I did decided to do it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: About a week later she made supervisor. So ya going
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: from there. Now, I had the best job in a
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: warehouse because she used to me take the long race
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: study they do anything I want to do. Because what
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I did was the people just to pull the palace
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: off truck. It was a big screen tvsa's right around
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: the fourth up all day. Just put him in a
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: little slots. Hey, going back in the break room and
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: down all right. First day she did was it took
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: me off that truck, down walking around. Remember those little
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: pumps you act, did you had to pump up? Yeah? Yeah,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: for the first day she didn't took me from one
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I had to take the palace from one end to
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: the next end and put him in the slots. So
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: it was wearing me out, I know, was staiding and
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: not working that. So I was like, okay, Then I
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: said she got lit latitude. I said, they ain't on
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: best with so I'm just gonna keep doing my pain.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: She saw that one word, so next thing she did
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: was took me on that detail and put me on
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: a little the truck. Okay, you ain't worry about it.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I got my people with me right here. They're gonna
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: help me out. They know she tripping or whatever. They
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: kind of knew. A matter of fact. They used to
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: ride around on the Fort Gibert. I used to be
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: on and blow the horn that b and say, she
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: bro I told you not to do that. Yeah, man,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: need look at you. They were talking, they were tunting you.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I was strong. I didn't need to get to me.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I was strong. So she putting on the truck down load.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: So I started on loading the truck. You know, I
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: didn't want to big deal because don't think man to
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: do it. Pull it out and kind of set it
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: to the side for the Fort Live populator. So I
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: like cool, But the trucks were so she thought that
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: was gonna wear on me because back then, you know,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I thought I was at your boy. So I used
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: to coming up. You don't work kind of cleaning, it
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: would happen. So she thought that was gonna work on
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: me about being being sweaty like that. So I ain't
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: let it bother. But I tell you what happened that.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: You know that old sin and said that straw that
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: broke the camel back, But this was a strong that
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: broke the wayne back. I came away one night and
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: she pointed and said that your truck. What you made
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: with my truck? She said, I need you to unload
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: that truck by lunchtime. Now we're talking about all this
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: big screen TV. She said, unloaded my hand because we
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: don't have any jacksonvilla. I said, you see me, con
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: don't do it like that. You know I'm good. We
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: need to huh and available. So I get that a
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: little and I'll tell you what my lunchtime I only
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: did fixed. So when I went out of my car,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I just sat there and I said I needed to
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: make some life of seas right now. So what I
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: did was I thought that bad boy, if I got
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: him down, I adn't gonna quit because it wasn't gonna
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: get no better for me. Still, I had to come
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: get all down, so I ain't ever having to quit it.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: But I tell on anybody, if you date somebody in
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: the job. You better make sure she didn't look clean
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: up later or something like that with the aspirations of
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: no chance of advancement. Well, that was a great story.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: We're talking to you. You're listening Morning show. Hey, coming
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: up on top of that, we got Strawberry letter. But
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: come on for what you got, Steve. Sunday ain't gonna
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: be right without praise dancers. Praise dances. You need that
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: on Sunday. Phrase dancers, watch me work. This is the
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: day that the Lord is man. Let us Rejorge and
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: be glad any how you're doing. I'm looking for uh
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: since Italia. This is Brother Fuller from the church. How
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: are you. Oh, I'm a brother full How are you?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I'm good? I'm good. Um. We wanted to give you
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: a call about the about the praise dance and that's
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: at the church. First of all, I wanted to really
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: show you how much uh you're doing a great job
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: over there with the praise dances and you you definitely
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: do a great job on uh eapy third Sunday that
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: you guys actually perform. Everybody seemed to really like it. Well,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. What can I do for you today?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: It was a bit of a situation with um. You know,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: it's been brought to our attention. We actually had a
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: small gathering, a little meeting about it and wanted to
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I've been elected to actually give you a call. And
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: who is this? I'm sorry who brother Fuller? Uh huh?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: And and who had a meeting uh some of the
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: brothers at the church and and uh path to actually
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: sat in for a moment on it. And I was
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: actually elected to actually just give you a call. It
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: and nothing that. I don't think we can't get rectified
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: and you know, move on smoothly as we normally do.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: But I just think it's we wanted to reach out
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: to you and kind of make you aware of it.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: If it's if you don't mind, okay, Um? And what
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: things are those? Well? Since Tellia has any of the
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: praise dancers before they became praise dances? Was was was
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: was any of them strippers? I beg your partner, was
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: any of the praise dancers that at the church that
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: you have on the praise team right now with any
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: of them strippers in the past. I'm sorry, sir, I
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: don't I don't really know who you are. UM. And
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I don't really understand this line of question. But like
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I said, i'm brother Full. I don't think we've met.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: But like I said, I've been elected to give you
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: a call. Not now. It seems like what happened is
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: this past week when you all actually uh danced, it
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: seemed like a couple of the girls was actually a
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: gyrating during the praise routine. Hey, what chat raising? Brother Full.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, and I don't know
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: what you saw. None of my girls which are rating,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: they would dancing for the Lord. And I think if
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: you look through your Lord's I perhaps you would see
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: them better, except maybe you were looking through the jar rating. No,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: she's a couple of girl. We can point them out.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: A couple of them have uh stript girl tendencies of
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: it then, because some of them has been girls tendencies.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: You know what, sir, I think we need to complete
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: this call praps. I need to compet ship and speak
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: to him myself, because you know, I don't know what
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: you do all days, but I have a real job
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting here holding a conversation in my office
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: about jar rating strippers in the church. Are you kidding me? Now? Listen.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Now here's a couple of other things that they're talking about.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Some of the girls, uh feet a real ass you
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: when you all a performing and they wanted to see
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and maybe you can you can. I don't know. Maybe
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all need to grip or whatever
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: that y'all don't. Y'all don't put lotion on. We're not
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: sure what that is. As well as the tone of father.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Everybody has three full five different designs and everything is it?
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Any way, y'all can be in unison what you're told
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: upon us. But the most important thing ill the gi
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: raton doing the dance rout team. I don't know what
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: your feet look like. I don't need you calling me
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: talking to me about my girls their feet, their nail polish.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Perhaps your man should be on Jesus instead of on them.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: How about that man? From my mind, I don't have time.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I don't have time your mama, and to be on
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Jesus when somebody's shaking them. But at the church, that's
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: the problem, you know what. Look, I'm at work now,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep a work tone. You gonna make
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: me curse up there? Now, let me tell you something
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: don't call me anymore. I will deal with pastor. If
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: he has something to say with me, he can say
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: it to me personally. But I'm done with this conversation.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna deal with the GI Rayton? Is what
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: we want to know? Maybe you know what? It just
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: hit me. Maybe you're one of the ones that's doing
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: the GI rate. Look, let me tell you something. My
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: girls are going to ra and neither am I. Now
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I am done with this conversation. Do you understand? But listen,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I'm done or you're done with That's what we want
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: to stop so we can we can praise the Lord.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: If the boot isn't shake, you know what church? Look,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I gotta go to work. I gotta go now again.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what your issue is. It sounds to
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: me like you have an issue which I reading booties
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: and I heard so much reading booties in one conversation
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: in my entire life. Now my mind is set on Jesus.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what your man is set on. What
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: tell you before you was a praise? Then? Uh? The
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: ministry over the ministry? Did did you all use the
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: strip didn't do no striping? Now did your wife do
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: any striping? What did your mom? I'm gonna do any striping?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: What I mean? When you heard what I said you,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: how do you like doing? Somebody call? You would ask
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you if your mamma get some script? And how do
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: you like that? You know what? I want to know?
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: When is the next rehearsal? That the way I can
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: come and pick out who it is that's doing this
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: till you don't have You don't have any business at
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: my rehearsal. I don't want to see you at my rehearsal.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to see any
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: part for you in my rehearse if I see you
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: near one of my girls. That's why I'm coming up
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: to you myself. Do you understand me? You need to
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: find out who doing that? General girl say, you need
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: to say your but in your own hot and I'm y'all,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: ain't this and when the latest being paid? Because they
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: ain't not telling her you act with them? One is
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: coming through that, you know what? That's it. That's it.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: You called me disrespecting me. I'm at work. I can't
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: even have this to more. You know what, don't call
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: me no more, don't look at my girls no more.
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  Speaker 1: you sale you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
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  Speaker 1: Is a subject does he deserve to carry our child
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  Speaker 1: income tax time? My ex boyfriend wants to carry our
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  Speaker 1: daughter on his income taxes this coming year. He is
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  Speaker 1: on child support and gets her every other weekend. I
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  Speaker 1: don't ask him for additional help and he doesn't offer it.
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  Speaker 1: He asked me about a week ago if he could
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  Speaker 1: carry our daughter and I said no. He got mad
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  Speaker 1: and told me don't ever ask him for anything for her.
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  Speaker 1: If he does by her something, he's going to take
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  Speaker 1: it to his sister's house. I told him I had
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  Speaker 1: to pay three thousand dollars on a place for us
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  Speaker 1: to stay, and he replied, what does that have to
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  Speaker 1: do with me? He has carried her before, but now
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  Speaker 1: I have obligations that I have to take care of.
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  Speaker 1: A part of me wants to let him carry her.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm torn between which is right, keeping the money
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  Speaker 1: from me and the kids or just let him carry
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  Speaker 1: her because he is her father. I had said, this
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: is a problem with a lot of couples, you know, Um,
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  Speaker 1: should I or should I say former couples and exes? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: they go through this a lot. Who will write the
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  Speaker 1: child off this year? Usually the parent who has custody
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  Speaker 1: of the child, though, gets the tax right off. But um,
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  Speaker 1: I've even heard of cases where parents rotate. You take
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  Speaker 1: her this year, you know, you write her off this
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  Speaker 1: year or whatever whatever. But I think it should be
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  Speaker 1: the parent with custody because to me that they have
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  Speaker 1: the bigger burden, the bigger challenge. Uh, they're the ones
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  Speaker 1: that should have the tax right off. It is immature
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  Speaker 1: and responsive, irresponsible of him to get mad and threatened
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  Speaker 1: to cut you off. So I say, if you're carrying
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  Speaker 1: most of the load, you should get the benefit on
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  Speaker 1: your taxes and tell him new, Well, I mean, here's
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  Speaker 1: a deal with it, though, folks, And this is just
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  Speaker 1: plain and simple. What's happening here. If you the ex
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend and you're wanting to carry your daughter who lives
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: with the mother on your income tax, here's what legally
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  Speaker 1: you can claim right now, the money that you pay
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  Speaker 1: for child support. That's what you can write off. If
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you are sending hello, if you are for child support,
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  Speaker 1: you can write that off. Or if you're sending money
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  Speaker 1: for daycare, you can write that off. Or if you
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  Speaker 1: for supplying some educational needs, you can write that off.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you're supposed to get. Now, if I'm reading
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: this correctly, and this guy wants to write her off
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: totally to get that, and then what does the mother get?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: See you keep saying that she's getting this child support. Okay,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: that ain't her fault. She's supposed to get the child support.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The court, the state, the federal government, everybody
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  Speaker 1: requires that you pay for the support of the child.
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  Speaker 1: But there are other things involved here. See where is me?
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  Speaker 1: And sometimes think our child support is supposed to be
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: hit because we're thinking it ain't that much on diapers,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: clothes don't cost that, But here it is. It is
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  Speaker 1: the living expense of a child. It is not only
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you pay your child support, and that's
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: supposed to cover them, true enough, but where the child lives.
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  Speaker 1: The mother has to come up with that. Whoever the
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  Speaker 1: custodial parent is, has to come up with where the
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: child lives. If they're in a mall, Mama, can I
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  Speaker 1: had is? Mama? Can I had a Mama, We're going
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  Speaker 1: on a field trip. Mama, I want to eat. I
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  Speaker 1: want McDonald Mama, can we get this? Mama wants some
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  Speaker 1: games for my PlayStation. Mamma want for Christmas. There is
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  Speaker 1: a real expense here for the custodial parent that is
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  Speaker 1: not covered in the child support. So therefore it is
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: my thinking and what I've learned is that the custodial
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  Speaker 1: parent is the one who gains the most benefit along
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  Speaker 1: with the child support. Now let me tell you about me.
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  Speaker 1: I have paid child for it hello, and had custody
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  Speaker 1: of the child. Tommy has paid child support and had
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  Speaker 1: custody of the child. Sometimes the laws are unfair towards
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  Speaker 1: the man, heavily jaded towards the woman. Sometimes after the
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  Speaker 1: break of eighteen, after the hour, we'll have part two
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  Speaker 1: of Steve's response to Today's Strawberry Letter. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve har eighteen minutes after I got part too of
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  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. This mess right here, just part to y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what I found it. You know, because we get
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  Speaker 1: upset with guys when it comes to child support and
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  Speaker 1: we well, well, that's what he's supposed to do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got all of that, But here's something in the
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  Speaker 1: letter that I did not see. She says that she's
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  Speaker 1: uh debating on whether she should let this guy claim
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  Speaker 1: the daughter or not. Obviously the guy has been doing
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: some other stuff above and beyond because and the letter
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  Speaker 1: says he got mad when she said no, you can't
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  Speaker 1: claim it and told me don't ever ask him for
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  Speaker 1: anything for her. And if he does by something, he
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: gonna take it to his sister's house right there, You
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  Speaker 1: see what I mean. So he's been making some contributions
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  Speaker 1: above and beyond. So now here's the magical part I found.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't say what. It says she doesn't ask for
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  Speaker 1: additional help and he doesn't offer it. It says right here,
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  Speaker 1: he said don't ask me for anything right now. You
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  Speaker 1: know I heard her say that. But when a man
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  Speaker 1: go okay, then would asking me? Don't ask me for
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  Speaker 1: nothing else then? Because he please know something else has
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: been done because she slickly avoided this. But I busted him,
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  Speaker 1: she says. But I'm torn between which is right keeping
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  Speaker 1: the money from me and the kids, or yes, let
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  Speaker 1: him carry her because he is the father from what
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  Speaker 1: is other kids? What other kids talking about? Because he
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: obviously some other kids has benefiting him, I see, not
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: brother man saying, hey, look, I'm sending all this over here.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: You know somebody ain't handling theirs on their end. Some
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: other kids has benefiting he being a man. And now
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: he said, just let me carry her in because all
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: of this ain't just for her, see and the other
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  Speaker 1: key it's when we only talked about the one baby
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  Speaker 1: he had. See. So now that's some more mess in
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  Speaker 1: the game, right, I just need to You should have
• 1:08:21
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get stretch marks. But anyway, I didn't know. Boy,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: that was a lot of information. I just didn't either.
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  Speaker 1: the Bahamas and kick it at the Sand and Sold Festival. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you're listening Steve. At thirty four minutes after that,
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  Speaker 1: Octo six through Life? Yeah? Right now, I'm too excited?
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  Speaker 1: Are you okay? You all right? I am? I am.
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  Speaker 1: I just had some heartburn and this is kind of
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: worried though this is the best. No, no, it gets
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  Speaker 1: you some zante They don't listen to these people. Get
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: your answering there and see the doctor. I'm here so excited.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Yeah, baby, well are you going
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  Speaker 1: to the sand and so hopefully and it'll be October
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  Speaker 1: six through nine. You don't pend on what Ducks said,
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  Speaker 1: right now? Come on, that's right, that's right, positive thing.
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  Speaker 1: Keep that faith alive. Baby, you're gonna be in the sand.
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  Speaker 1: And so we got three days and three nights and
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: nothing but pool parties, laying out on the beach, eating
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: and drinking, shopping, seeing in hush lit bling. We're not
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  Speaker 1: teaching it nothing. I don't have. This ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 1: no motivational seminar. I don't give it them what you're
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  Speaker 1: learning your medicine, asking me nothing. Oh if you see
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  Speaker 1: me walking, I'm gonna be smuggling a cigar. If you
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  Speaker 1: get close and get on you, Oh, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely deserve it. Baby. Let me ask you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you do you got anybody in mind you might bring?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I do, I do? I'm going to bring somebody very dear. Well,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't have a I don't have a boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: So it's gonna be somebody special. It's like maybe my son.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know yet. I don't know yet. You know, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're going on the phone with yourself, now what we're doing? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: But I tell I mean, have a boyfriend. I just
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  Speaker 1: got out of a crazy divorce, so I'll be okay,
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  Speaker 1: you look at sometimes it's just good. Just take one
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  Speaker 1: of your girlfriends and I'm gonna you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: That way, you ain't got to cater to nobody. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotta fix it. Take somebody that don't judge you.
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  Speaker 1: Take whatever one of your friends was closest to you,
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  Speaker 1: to your through your divorce and helped you the most.
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  Speaker 1: Take there. Alright. Actually, I'm y'all going out there and
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: shop when you won't to drink, eat, get full, and
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  Speaker 1: go to these clubs and these parties and let's go
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  Speaker 1: and get on out of hill. All right already, I'm excited,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Alright, Medicine, stay on the phone,
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  Speaker 1: but we gotta get some information from you, saying the
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  Speaker 1: Y'all come over with these tickets, man, y'all come hang
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  Speaker 1: out with it. You can to tickets on Layer where
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  Speaker 1: pastor Motown, Deacon death Jam. It's Easter weekend. Everybody did war?
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  Speaker 1: We need you to get an understanding that what do
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  Speaker 1: we need to do with the people that's gonna have
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  Speaker 1: all these colors on in the sanctuary area. I don't
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  Speaker 1: We don't want you being color blind with these pinks
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  Speaker 1: and yellows and oranges and all these. We have a
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  Speaker 1: new rule of our church. Do well. We have color
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  Speaker 1: restrictions during the moaning service. Oh here we go. All
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  Speaker 1: light skinned people, yeah, are prohibited from wearing red. All right,
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  Speaker 1: light skin write that down. Light skinned people's can't wear red.
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  Speaker 1: The two stars. It's just too much. It is shocking.
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  Speaker 1: It's your light light light dudn't you red? So we're
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  Speaker 1: so so we got to cut that out, okay, after
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  Speaker 1: the uh fat people at the church are restricted this
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  Speaker 1: year from wearing white all right, people right there, two
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  Speaker 1: of y'all got the shout and last year and came
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  Speaker 1: and was suffering from white out. A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: don't have all dark glasses in service, and all that
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  Speaker 1: white was blinding. They called it whiteout, white out alright. Also,
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  Speaker 1: all skinny members must refrain from wearing striped vertical outfits.
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  Speaker 1: That's confusing. It just it just looked too much. Did
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  Speaker 1: That is another restriction. I need to ask you one
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  Speaker 1: out if they come in late. They want to approval
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  Speaker 1: on that first. That won't happen here. A majority of
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  Speaker 1: our members are black. To tell that to them and
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  Speaker 1: let him come on here and start dragon. There'll only
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  Speaker 1: be one dragon. I problem. Okay, so now let's go. Also,
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  Speaker 1: this restriction goes out to mother's that have very dark skinned,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful chocolate babies. Ok dogs, m They are restricted from
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  Speaker 1: and day glow green. That can't be the last year
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  Speaker 1: them little beautiful babies. I loved the babies they came around.
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  Speaker 1: They looked like little wet junior Mitch. So I just
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  Speaker 1: said to myself sitting up in there, look at them,
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  Speaker 1: we all are very familiar with your story. We heard
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  Speaker 1: one moment and get my excitement out, Steve. I've been
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: waiting to do that for a couple of years now,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, maybe let me just get that. I
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  Speaker 1: so about you know, twenty five years and uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I was new to this spectral stuff and I had
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: just came home from doing ten years. And uh, the
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  Speaker 1: young lady on the job I was attempt and I
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: was working in the mirror room and uh upstairs on
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  Speaker 1: the on the higher floors, was assistant to the CEO.
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  Speaker 1: And she was forty two. And and I tell you,
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  Speaker 1: she taught me some things. She taught me something I
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: had no idea that this is what you do when
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: you have sex, no idea at all. So she turned
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: me out. And then I became such a and my bragging,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: I became such a good lover. But my mentor was
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: toe up. I didn't know how to you know, mentally,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: uh talk to two people and physically feel their pain.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: I was just a user of sex, that's all. I
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: became a good user. I was good at it now
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: and people feel good. But uh that hurting, that pain
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: that comes after it of what real love is. I
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: had no idea look at him to have a ship
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  Speaker 1: for ten. You was in jail for TEENU. Yes, yes, yes,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: I did five in the state and five in that set.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Well that's hard to believe. Yeah, Tommy, why is that
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: so hard to believe? Thank you? I have no problems, brother,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: I apologize, change my bad brother. Yeah, much love to
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: you man, happy resurrection. I've been waiting for you. With
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: somebody having me prank, I was like, I can't wait
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: to get Timmy. I got a trick to him. Yeah,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. Ain't nobody had me called you either. We
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: don't want to look. You're a better man now, q Oh,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: I'm extremely better man now. I gave my life to Christ.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: You know, I got so many stories. I was an atheist,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: was a Buddhist, I was a Muslim. Right man, I
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: could keep y'all rolling with some stuff and a Buddhist. Know.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: I was on the street. I was a loss. I
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: was a lost soul on the street. I come from
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: a family of Mason's, my mother, my father, my grandparents,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: they were they were all Masons and Eastern starts. But
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I was a confused young man. That's what I was
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: at Leasha got it together? Yes, does that is that
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry? That is okay, I rush your lives. He
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: is a fan. How do you feel that time, Shirley Strongsberry?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I want to bring up no stuff. All
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: are you there too? I am here. How are you doing.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: I'm blessed. I'm blessed as junior little story. This is
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: a life story. So I'm not talking about this happened
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: in jail, even though a situation did. But this is
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep to the topic because you know
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: how you told Slam the other day. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: know I got with you and you was in the
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: male room. I got, I got. I'm just so I'm
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: so honored to be on the phone with you. All. Yeah,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: y'are just don't understand. I ain't very honest man. In
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: congratulations pulling you putting your life up. Man, you need
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: God to get it done. You're getting it done. Sold.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Good job. Yes, yes, Steve, you keep being that great
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: inspiration that you are encouraging man. So I tell you, man,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: I remember you, Yeah, sleeping in the car stories like
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: I got all those stories to Steve. I'm so encouraged
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: by what where you come from and how you deliver it.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I was. I still like to think that
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: fifty something. I still kind of sexually, you know, motivated
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: because these young people don't know how to do it right,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: and you know, go ahead, you get your life together
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: and come upon and start go ahead. Boy. No, no, no, no,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: he just said, these young girls out here don't know
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: what they're doing it. I'm still motivated to be a love.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a Paul story fifty what's wrong with that?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: I am a Christian man? Now, amen, the movies unless
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: my wife, uh gonna talk about this was what we
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: did when we were younger, because we did nothing. I'm
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: sorry I jumped again, apologized, Well, congratulations queue of getting
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: it all together. That's a good story right there. But
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: we appreciate you listening and you have a good week. Yeah,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you. Stay blessing keeping Curgain. I told
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: to you all again. All right, man, eighteen minutes after
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: that hour, we're back from the break, coming up at
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: the bottom of the hour thirty four, and then for
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: the clothes we're gonna be playing back the two part series.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: So far, the series is going to extend intoday three,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: the follow up of the nine Airline story. That was
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: one brother that didn't want to come off the plane
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: after the Asian gentleman was my treat is so so wrongly,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: so wrongly, he said, being dragged off the plane was
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: more horrifying than fleeing Vietnam. WHOA, that's what he said. Yeah,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: well that was another man on the plane that didn't
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: get reported. Uh Willie will It Turner, same guy I
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: did in my HBO special One Man when they went
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: in at a fire, WILLI Turner. That WILLI Turner has
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: been out of work for two years and was on
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: his way for a job that they promised him if
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: he got there on time. So Will's name was one
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: of the passengers they wanted off. Part one is at
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: thirty four and the part two is at forty. Looks
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: like it's gonna continue next week. Yeah, Well it's been
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: on that we'll be back after this. A couple of
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: James right here at thirty four when we come back,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: it's only cracking. You don't want to miss it. Willi.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: They went to get Willi off the plane. You're listening,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Steve back, Hey, y'all. This is what happened after the
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Asian gentleman was so wrongly treated on the airline that
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: was another name. An announcement was made that they needed
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: will it turn a seat And here's part one, and
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: then at forty eight we'll play part two. Good morning,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. I would like the following four people
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: please to follow me. Uh. Relieve your seats please. We're
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: looking for John Vlassic that is row ten, st B.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: We're looking for Thomas Jones in row nine, seat C please. Uh.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Samuel Finch, Mr Samuel Finch, please can you follow me?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: And Willie Turner Row nine, seat A please follow me
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: this way, gentlemen, follow me this way, you too, Mr Turner,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: Willie Turner, this way please? Mr Willie Turner, can you
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: nine A? We need you to leave this ceat please,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: thank you? Excuse me? Mr Willie Turner, yeah? Are you
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: Willie Turner? Yeah? Okay? And you are sitting in seat
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: nine correct right here, right, Thank you, sir. We need
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: you to to relieve this seat and stand up and
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: please follow these starties. I ain't going nowhere, sir. You
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: have to get up. Please. We need your seat. Bought it,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: paid for it, in it, so we have some We
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: have some employees that need to fill these seats. We
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: need you to release. Give a damn who you got Okay, okay, listen,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: you know I don't need to get some other seats.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: It's a turner. I don't want to have to pull
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: you off the plane, but it's my duty as my job.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: You would, okay, I wish you would. When you pull me,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: pull pull me like you pull a little Chinese. It's
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: a turner. I don't want to have to have to
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: get to that point. You don't do it, Okay, I
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: need you to. Can you just gather your things, put
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: them all in your bag and follow me. We'll get
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: your next flight that's gonna be leaving out tomorrow morning.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Wally bought a ticket. We it fit in the fly.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: We talk about himself, Mr Turner. You will fly. You
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: will fly tomorrow morning. You'll make it to your destination.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: But we need you to gather your I got a job.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: I got a job offer today. I'm going to get
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: some work. What WILLI fit to do to day? Okay?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: So Mr Turner, listen, I don't want to put my
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: hands on you and I unbuckle your seatbelt, but I
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: will your damn show, don't. I'm the last mother you
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: want to put your hands on. Mr Turner. I'm not
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: using I'm not using language with you. I don't want
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: you to use that kind of language with me. God
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: damn what you ain't using I'm using it. It's just
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: the warning right here, partner. Okay, Mr Willie, I'm gonna
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: put my hand on your shoulder and then I'm gonna
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: unbuckle your seat belt. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do. Man,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: look at here. Now, I'm gonna tell you what I'm
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: gonna put. I'm gonna put my hand on your on
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: your show. Another hand on my shoulder and see whatever. Okay,
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my hand off, my hands on your shoulder.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: I'm on your shot. Get the show. Turn Mr Turner.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Mr Turners, your black hold on a second. You don't
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: know you man, Mr Mr for this better trunk as
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: you get him right. I'm strong. I'm strong because I'm
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: out of work. I'm gonna get this job. I understand.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Let me unbude damn thing. You donna put your hand
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: in my lap? Dog? Let me you wanna reach that hand?
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: Put your hand in my lap? You put your hand.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: That's a big john soon see what happened to you?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: But to turn it. I'm just trying to unbuckle your
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: your movie right, man. Don't get you about the simple.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: I know your prompt. Ass ain't trying touch simple? Did
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: you push me in the hand? Mis turn you got right?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: Mr Turner, not sick. I'm gonna call for backup, and
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: we're gon backup cup and some row up. But right
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: now I'm fenn to get up. If you don't get ready,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: Mr Mr Turner, either way it goes. We're gonna pull
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: you off the plane. You pull me off the plane.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be fly this. I bet it don't be
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: able to take off? No, damn well do you think
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: that you could possibly do to stop the plane from
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: going up? Mr? Turning? This all row out of hill,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: not roll nine? Don't I don't want to find to
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: go all right? I get ready trying to take with
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: out of his seat and continue. Mr Turning, you're a
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: very strong person. But you know what, I'm gonna have
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: to call for backup. I can't sit here and go
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you. Hello Mr Conley, Hello, sir,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: could I get you to come down? We have a
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: one Willie Turner and nine eight that does not want
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: to give up his seat. Yeah, thank you so much
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: for you call. I've called my supervisor, sir. He will
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: be brain super violin, better be superman. You're listening to
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning for the eight minutes after that hour.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: Here we are. We're about to close out the show.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: We cannot leave without playing part two of Willie Turner
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: on the plage they came to get Willie off the
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: play part two. Hey man, Mr Willie Turner. I am listen.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: I am actually now going to have to call hey,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: hey man, listen, he quick calling my name here because
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't go I have to call your name. You
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: are the one. You're the only one that hasn't got
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: six times. I ain't getting off the plane, dope. Okay,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: what is this here? Ain't you understand? Okay, listen, this
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: this is I have to actually now at this point,
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: bring my supervisor in to come in. You get who
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: you want to have. You asked all the white folks
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: get off. So everyone that has been on the list
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: has gotten off except you, and and sir, let me
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: ask you a question for the go any further and
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: why you think that he is sir, these guys everyone
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: else has complied. But what we what we're asking me
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: to do? You're not complaining body l white. So sir,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: that's it's not like this is a racial thing like
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: we've asked. That's exactly what it is. You always try
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: to clue one of us, make us feel like we
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: hit it. I hit it, Take me out of it.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: I want to be sir right now, I would like
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: to you to speak to with my supervisor, Mr Charles Carl,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: Mr Connley. He is, Mr Connley, he is actually I've
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: asked him to get up. I've actually put my hand
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: on his shoulder. I've tried to unbuckle his seatbelt. He
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: is not moving. He's actually fighting me, and he's using
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: profanity at me because you possibly say something to him
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: to get him off this plane. The gentleman in nine nine.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: His name is Mr Willie Turner, Willie Willie turn Yeah,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: Mr Turner, this is my supervisor, Mr Conley. How you
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: doing Mr? Mr turn Uh, Mr Turner, We've come down
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: here to ask you to please exit the plane so
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: we can take off, and you just seem to be
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: the hold up and we'd like to see if we
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: can get you out your seat here and we're asking
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: you man to hold up. We got that, Mr Turning,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: but we need you off the planes we can leave.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: Mr Turner. Okay, now you you're the supervising little man. Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: I ain't getting all okay, Mr turn Yeah, no, we're
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: not clear, Mr Turner. We need you off the Sir.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to use some physical force. You don't
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: come heyyy let me really, you bring your little baby
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: talking down here if you want to baby baby talking,
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: change damn thing with me. I don't know who the
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: little baby talking to a man you don't bother down here,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: like you're gonna you little high and like they're gonna
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: changing change damn thing. Mr turn Let me speak with you.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: Can I speak with you privately? Think? Yeah? I should
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: do with that. Actually we have to get together. I
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: will unbuckle his belt and uh we can both drag him. Uh,
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to carry him off the plane. I
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: think that's the only thing I heard that. I tell
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: you right now, I'm gonna take more than two of
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: y'all because you're nobody, a little both of y'all. Shot.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: You're body the little shot baby talking man down here?
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: You ain't you might whatnot even you might will come
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: down here? Body by damn show y'all ask I did
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: work right here? Grabby like you arms ms his belt,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: you grab him, you can grab his upper body. No,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: he we didn't even start. He hit us. That's that's
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: warm up, little man, not warm up you are. We're
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: not gonna We're not gonna be some you swinging up.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: Excuse me part of that you there on stage because
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. What did you say to me?
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: I think he said, U tell him a little man?
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: He said, hey, little man, what did you say? Mr
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: Turner man, Look man, you got a little blood on
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: corn your my right deal? I know because you're just
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: popping thought about that. Mr Turster turn it. We're gonna
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: have to get you out of this seat now. Listen,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: you show dude. You still got to give me about
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: this chair. I'm telling counter three. Mr Connley on the
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: counter three, on the camp three. We have to go
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: in together. Are you ready? Come on? Come on, here
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: we go. Come on. If he hits you, you gotta
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: keep going on. Hold on, let me get the seat
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: belt off. Now I'm standing up in the corn. Come on,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: come on here, come on here. I've been printing before.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, Mr come on, come on, ye three, come on,
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: come on, let's mr. What's the turn Mr? Turner? What's
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: the tuch on? Mr? Mr Turner? Tell you just you
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: bit me? You hit me? Shut? What is your product?
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: Hond phone? You baby? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: What you want? Bat me? This crap? You just bite me?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: Who else? Rolling off? In here? Ron? Ron? Mr kind
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: I've got to get this check out. I go you.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: My eye is swelling as we speak, averybody bleed? Look
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: to do believe that? Nobody wants say nothing about that?
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: Okay something? Do we have any rope anything we could
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: use to row off? Oh you're gonna try to leg
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: I don't have any roh y'all trying to hang Mr.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: Nobody's trying to to lynch or hang anyone trying to
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: get you off of the plane. Did you offer him? Okay,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: let's turn it. We're willing to give you seven hundred
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: dollars to get off the nine. Mr Turney, I ain't
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: worked in two you. I got family? Okay? What I
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: want to I need your job. I'm sorry, I got
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: the job. Or to move by the way, scoot scoo.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: What are you going? Miss Turning? Excuse me? Get your
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: hand off me a little man? Where are you going?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going up in hill? What are you doing? What
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: do you do? What are you standing on top of
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: the chips? What are you what are you doing there?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: You're in the luggage compartment, Mr Turner, Now come get
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  Speaker 1: me out of hills? Are you in the luggy? Come
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  Speaker 1: get me out of the hill? Miss Turning? Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: this is a seriously to Turner. You are holding up
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  Speaker 1: everyone's holding up there. Get to sea the whever you
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  Speaker 1: want to give it to. I'm up hill. Mr Attorney,
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  Speaker 1: we can't allow you to ride in the luggast compartment
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  Speaker 1: on the plane. You're here, stupid. Will we will be
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