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Junior Poetry, Changing Neighborhood, Church Complaints, NY Resolutions and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all back a
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  Speaker 1: good Steve har listening to me together for ste please by,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join by joined me to be with me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn hur the moment. You gotta turn to turn,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out, turn the water the water. Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your bat it, Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: now dig me want and only Steve Harvey got what
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  Speaker 1: radio show man? What you're doing with it? Trying to
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  Speaker 1: do the very very best I can with it? I
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  Speaker 1: really am. You know I get tired sometimes on my journey.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna kid you, um. Trying to make something
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  Speaker 1: about yourself is a task. If you want to attempt
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  Speaker 1: to do something and and and understand going in that
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  Speaker 1: that the if the thing you're trying to do is
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  Speaker 1: to improve yourself, to better your position, to better your relationship,
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  Speaker 1: your family, anything, you're trying to be a better you.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to make more money, you're trying to get
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  Speaker 1: it together, you're trying to change if any of those
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  Speaker 1: things are in your hopes and dreams. Know this right here,
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  Speaker 1: you are about to face some challenges. But you might
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  Speaker 1: as well go ahead anyway and face those challenges, because
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  Speaker 1: if you don't, you have a whole other set of
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  Speaker 1: challenges to face. You know. It's it's It's an amazing thing, man,
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  Speaker 1: how people sit around and they watch other people strike
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  Speaker 1: out to become successful. They sit in the stands watching
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  Speaker 1: these people play out these games, and they and they
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  Speaker 1: and they criticize, They boo, they laugh at their efforts
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  Speaker 1: and everything, and they talk about the fairies. He missed
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  Speaker 1: that game when it shot. Boy, he sucked. Man, he
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  Speaker 1: did this. He ain't worth that. I hear people who
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  Speaker 1: sit and stands who criticize people who are out there
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  Speaker 1: on the playing field. Now, when you're on the plane,
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  Speaker 1: feel you have a set of challenges in front of you.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be open to criticism. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: be open to ridicule. You're going to be talked about
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  Speaker 1: when you don't know the people who are talking about you.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the upside to being the player on the
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  Speaker 1: field that's facing all the challenges, to criticisms, the laughing,
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  Speaker 1: the joke, to being talked about. He has something going
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  Speaker 1: for him. This person, boy, woman, child, girl, man has
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity to win. They have an opportunity to win.
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  Speaker 1: And then the game of life. Just because you lose
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  Speaker 1: one of the games, or you lose one of the matches,
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  Speaker 1: it don't mean you've lost. You don't get put out.
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  Speaker 1: You keep playing. And when you're playing, here's the upside.
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  Speaker 1: You have the opportunity to win. And but guess what,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna win some of the matches. You're gonna win
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  Speaker 1: some of the points. You're gonna make some of the dunks.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna hit some of them over the wall. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hit some of them out the park. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: score some goals. You will if you're playing the game.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the problem with the people who don't face criticism,
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  Speaker 1: who nobody boos or cheers for, who sits in the
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  Speaker 1: stands and knows neither victory nor defeat. Those people, without
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  Speaker 1: realizing it, are facing a set of challenges also. And
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  Speaker 1: the challenges they're facing is how I'm gonna live with myself?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do? Now? What direction am I going in?
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  Speaker 1: Where am I gonna live? Wonder what job will hire me.
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  Speaker 1: Wonder if I can get paid for criticizing all woe
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  Speaker 1: is me. I can't find the purpose in my life.
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  Speaker 1: And man, I'm just waking up in a state of confusion.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Now, let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you something which one of them said, of challenges you
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  Speaker 1: rather be faced with. Because if I'm on the flow playing,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm on the field playing, if I'm out on
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  Speaker 1: the court playing, then guess what I got a chance
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  Speaker 1: at winning? But guess what I'm doing every day while
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  Speaker 1: I'm playing. I'm strategizing. I'm waking up with a purpose.
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  Speaker 1: I'm waking up trying to come up with another angle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in pursuit of a goal every single day. Versus
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  Speaker 1: the people in the stands who know neither victory nor defeat.
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  Speaker 1: Get in the game. Face the challenges. Better yourself, better
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  Speaker 1: your wife, better your children, better your condition, better your
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  Speaker 1: employment status, better your job, better your career. Take a shot.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, what you're waiting on? Because the alternative
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  Speaker 1: is to watch other people play the game? You know
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  Speaker 1: what I just do? Sometimes Sometimes I just I get
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  Speaker 1: Forbes magazine or Money magazine, or sometimes I still grab
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  Speaker 1: a copy of Rob report. I just flipped through it
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  Speaker 1: just to see get I used to get these this
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  Speaker 1: book called Unique Homes. Unique Homes is a magazine that
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  Speaker 1: just has a lot of extravagant houses that's on sale
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  Speaker 1: across the country, across the world. I used to flip through. Man,
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  Speaker 1: let me just see, man, what the people that's playing
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  Speaker 1: the game out there doing. Stop watching other people become
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  Speaker 1: successful when you could very easily be you if you
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  Speaker 1: make the decision. But when you make the decision to
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  Speaker 1: become successful, get ready for a series of challenges. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's more difficult not to accept the challenge. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's for me. This is just for me. It
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  Speaker 1: may not be the case for you. For me, I
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  Speaker 1: think it's far more difficult to wake up and just
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  Speaker 1: see how life gonna go today, because man, it could
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  Speaker 1: just deal you any kind of hand today. You understand,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like, you know, spades. Let's talk a card game, folks,
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  Speaker 1: the game of spades. Really, man, it ain't a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot you can do if you don't get no spades. Really,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little couple of little strategies you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: But you can have all this age King Queen Diamond
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  Speaker 1: all you want, But man, you ain't got no spades.
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  Speaker 1: They're cutting them. You're in trouble. Be it whist different game.
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  Speaker 1: You can create what's in your hand. You got dealt
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  Speaker 1: a hand too, But you can create a hand. You
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  Speaker 1: can call a trump. You can make diamonds your spades.
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  Speaker 1: You can make it hard to clubs your spades. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's what it is. You can do
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  Speaker 1: something with it. It's a different game, man. You can strategize.
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  Speaker 1: I would rather have a say so in my life
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  Speaker 1: than to wake up every day and just see how
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  Speaker 1: it's going. I think it's more difficult to not accept
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  Speaker 1: the challenge to be something than it is to accept
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  Speaker 1: the challenge to be something. I think it's more difficult
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  Speaker 1: to sit around and not be nothing. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: harder to watch everybody's life going somewhere but mine. I
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  Speaker 1: think it would be very difficult for me to sit
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  Speaker 1: here and hear them talking about other people and never
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  Speaker 1: mention my name. I would be difficult for me to
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  Speaker 1: see everybody rise and getting promotions accept me. That would
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  Speaker 1: be difficult for me. It may not be for you,
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  Speaker 1: but for me it would be quite challenging. I would
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  Speaker 1: rather accept the challenge of making something out of my
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  Speaker 1: life than to sit there and criticize those and then
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  Speaker 1: watch and see how my life just may go. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's a thought. Today you're listening, ladies and gentlemen, man,
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  Speaker 1: have your attention, please, Steve Harvey Morning show us Underweight.
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  Speaker 1: I believe that's who I am. Good morning ship, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, still morning a sister Carl, Good morning, Brother Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: I ventured to say hello, brother, killed morning up and
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  Speaker 1: been with me through the thick and the thicker, or
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  Speaker 1: man who is made a living complaining Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: I introduced to some and wish for you the others
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  Speaker 1: please or put them hands? Yes, and any booty that
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  Speaker 1: Three different? Cloud? Oh? Deeg deaf? Thank you? I mean
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  Speaker 1: thank you? Yes? All right, how y'all doing day? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: How about you're pretty good man. Pretty out there this morning?
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good? You know what you need to start your
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  Speaker 1: day off sometime get You need to get people's attention.
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  Speaker 1: You know what they call is al Rod Smith taught
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  Speaker 1: me that's one of the greatest radio dudes in the business.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, al Roy? If you're out there, somebody no
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  Speaker 1: ele road tell him Steve Harvey shouting him mouth this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Al Roy is the reason I'm in radio today. Al
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  Speaker 1: Roy was the first one to discover it that this
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  Speaker 1: guy should be doing radio. H L. Rod Smith. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to people who don't know. Y'all always tell me
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  Speaker 1: to explain that. Al Roy Smith actually taught me how
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  Speaker 1: to do radio, to put it into some type of structure.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't instructured, but he told me you're effective on
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  Speaker 1: radio because you're compelling. I didn't know what that meant,
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  Speaker 1: so I asked it. He said, you are must heal radio.
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  Speaker 1: People tune in because they don't want to miss nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You got to say. He said, that's compelling radio, and
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  Speaker 1: the great ones are compelling that. He's said, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to do this for a living, stay compelling. So
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  Speaker 1: what I just did this morning, that was hell you
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  Speaker 1: I learn something what did you learn, Junior, Well have nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Find out that that opened was compelling coming out more
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  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, Steve up first your nephew
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  Speaker 1: with this segment of famous people as verbs. So you
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  Speaker 1: gotta explain what that is. We don't know. What I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying is there's a lot of people that's verbs, not
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  Speaker 1: like okay, and name most of them a fame Like
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  Speaker 1: to if I if I salve as you what you
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  Speaker 1: think that me? Oh be down beat yours on the elevator.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're now if I jay, if I to jay Z,
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  Speaker 1: that means you got your ass beat on. It's a
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  Speaker 1: different thing, That's what I mean. Some people are verb Tommy, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's definitely me called you're verb too, your uncle. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like if you to Steve Harvey, to Steve Harvey somebody,
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  Speaker 1: that means you ton hung out with somebody white that
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  Speaker 1: black people didn't like that. Hell you this Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: tells you're doing over there with Ryan Steve hard You
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  Speaker 1: see how that go? They are verbed? Now, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: know you didn't. Michael vict me baby sitting my what
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  Speaker 1: famous people they are verbs. They are verbs. I'll be
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  Speaker 1: damn if he didn't get if he didn't owe Jay
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  Speaker 1: up any him to get out Scott free. When your
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  Speaker 1: ass is guilty, he didn't owe Jay up him. Now
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  Speaker 1: look here here go when you need to remember. To
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, somebody, Okay, that means it wouldn't mean killed
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  Speaker 1: get me, but it wouldn't mean right now here go
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  Speaker 1: here go a triple one. This wistless knife, roun eyes
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  Speaker 1: and DM you know what that means that when you
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  Speaker 1: ain't paying your tax? Hell, you ain't wistless NiFe. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying this like that? Now to Jada Pickett, somebody,
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  Speaker 1: you you crazy crazy head. If I say calling you're asking,
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  Speaker 1: you're doing a Jada picking Come on, come on, I
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  Speaker 1: mean straight up crazy. You act like you don't understand that.
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  Speaker 1: I think everyone is very uncomfortable with. Yeah, well, let
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  Speaker 1: me gonna take a stab and then I'm gonna calling Kaepernick.
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  Speaker 1: This is yeah. Looking. Next time y'all want a day off,
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  Speaker 1: just pull the timing comme. Yeah, you could claim that
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  Speaker 1: your your damn ragged was on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 1: All you can pull another time. You can call in sick.
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  Speaker 1: But then send the video your damn family in the backyard.
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  Speaker 1: That was stupid. I can't make it here video, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I think we get it, famous people, it's verbs now,
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  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, nephew Brown. Leave one show and
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  Speaker 1: go to a better show. I'm believing. I'm believing. All right. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know you know it continues on the show. It
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  Speaker 1: never stops. So now it's time lower the lights, please,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentleman. Time for Junior's poetry hours. Just say
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  Speaker 1: this this poem right here, Yeah, forget that. The point
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  Speaker 1: of the poem is it's getting close to going back
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  Speaker 1: to school, right yeah. And everybody that's uncles don't get
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  Speaker 1: appreciated because we help. I got a seventeen year old
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  Speaker 1: nephew dessed back to be in the same grade with
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  Speaker 1: the fourteen year old. He didn't call me. You don't
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  Speaker 1: say that on the air. Hold on, hold on, first
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  Speaker 1: of all, God, hold on, what you want what you
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  Speaker 1: want me to act like? It ain't okay? My people,
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  Speaker 1: they know you want to act like he's a scholar,
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  Speaker 1: because not, right, should I be shamed of the fact
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  Speaker 1: that what he wanta do not a fourteen year old
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  Speaker 1: didn't damn Niver caught the seventeen ye old, but I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think it was gonna happen, but nor they won.
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  Speaker 1: Great a pause, This is like that now, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: would he go in the classroom they think the teacher
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  Speaker 1: didn't walk then all I'm saying what I just saying.
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  Speaker 1: He asked me for some stuff, and I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to let him know this. Now. The name of the
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  Speaker 1: poem is I'm just Huncle. Yeah, I'll go, hey, hey
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  Speaker 1: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just Huncle. Stop asking me for cash, Okay, because
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  Speaker 1: when I help you out, you don't do another walk
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  Speaker 1: in the other room and just talk trade, go bag
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  Speaker 1: your mom and your daddy because they the one that had.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm just Huncle, I can do all I can do.
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  Speaker 1: Now that I know you're going back to school and
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  Speaker 1: you like new stuff, but I'm living out here in
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  Speaker 1: La Ridden highs. Hell man, it's even rough. Now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not trying to be mean because I really do love
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  Speaker 1: you with all my heart, but I'm gonna get a
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  Speaker 1: jump on this. I'm gonna say no before you even start.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just hungay. That's all I can do. That was
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  Speaker 1: called the style conversation. That's what you're doing. You're sitting
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  Speaker 1: there looking for rhymes. That's no rhymes. He ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to be. It was called this. You don't you have
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  Speaker 1: different styles. This was called the style of conversation. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what I wasn't talking to him. I don't
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  Speaker 1: This is style confusion. It was Donald Trump, do you
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  Speaker 1: have do you have? Do you have any kids? Asking you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Just fother But this was the style of t style
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  Speaker 1: car I created it. We know that you listen to
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  Speaker 1: the most del This was just most deaf. Why would
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  Speaker 1: I go listen to most most most deafening? The next
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  Speaker 1: one the style of conversation style you made up? All right,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta go, we'll be back. You're listening show. It
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  Speaker 1: is time for Reverend Motown and Deacon Deaf jam with
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  Speaker 1: today's church complaints. Oh lord, I forgot hold on, let
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  Speaker 1: me get my voice? Uh time passing? I don't heal
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  Speaker 1: the proper voice. Hold on, Yeah, you gained so many voices.
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  Speaker 1: You are right. I'm a game show becoming my better judge.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we we we heal for this ratchetness of
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  Speaker 1: complaintress and confusionality from a congregation that is unbthetically, and
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  Speaker 1: I say that humbly right, as recently heard her say,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, the most ungrateful congregation of all time,
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  Speaker 1: headed up by what used to be my main man,
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  Speaker 1: I becon death, Jim, you falling off with these complaints.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Dee, I thought I was still your main man,
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  Speaker 1: all right. You the only deacon I got age of
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  Speaker 1: church when we tried to bring in add Nord. But
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  Speaker 1: can't nobody staying his voice. It's the breathing. It's not
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  Speaker 1: the Varne's so damn aggravating. It's just like him though
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  Speaker 1: he's here if you need him well, when you know,
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact, I will talk to add Nord a
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  Speaker 1: little later on discussing things with you. Go ahead, all right,
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  Speaker 1: pass it out here. We have brother Jabber Jill Jenkins
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  Speaker 1: got his last tooth removed last week. He's asking as
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  Speaker 1: the church by him a blender and a life supply
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  Speaker 1: of strills. As you know, three years ago he was
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  Speaker 1: caught with brother Lena Getwine's wife and lost out his
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  Speaker 1: teeth except one. That one just got removed a couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks ago. So I blender in lifetime supply of
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  Speaker 1: straws is what he's asking. We're not going to be
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  Speaker 1: able to do that, Joe. Yeah, had he kept his
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  Speaker 1: jabber in his pants, we wouldn't have this situation. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving right along now that weed has become legal
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  Speaker 1: in some states past that we now have a group
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  Speaker 1: that wants to develop a weed ministry. They called themselves
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  Speaker 1: High Hopes. They want you to approve the ministry and
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  Speaker 1: give them full range to turn the basement into a greenhouse.
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  Speaker 1: What we're not an allowing passed in disbasement of the
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  Speaker 1: large house. The industry is making a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: Just so you know, well, I understand that now we
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  Speaker 1: do have a lot this empty behind the chi that
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  Speaker 1: I strongly suggest we go out there and fitch in
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  Speaker 1: and provide a deacon to watch it as soon as
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  Speaker 1: the Valientine boys find out if we downhill here didn't come,
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  Speaker 1: so I suggest that they weed ministry use the the
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  Speaker 1: lot bit right behind the church. All right, I want
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  Speaker 1: to let everyone in High Hopes, no that behind it,
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  Speaker 1: I got it. I passed the Kirk Franklin and Fred
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  Speaker 1: Hammond have a movie coming out called Big Spirit, Little Spirit. Um.
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  Speaker 1: They will be they would like to feel some of
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  Speaker 1: the scenes here at the church. It's scheduled to hit
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  Speaker 1: Netflix October twenty eighteen. Side note, they got ten million
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  Speaker 1: apiece for the pitch. Well, we're gonna need a piece
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  Speaker 1: of that ten million to film. Hell, oh, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: need a full, full reciprocity for that also if we
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  Speaker 1: expect the donation or reciprocity. But we're gonna expect the
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  Speaker 1: donation from Little Kirk and Big Fred some kind for that.
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  Speaker 1: How much you think we could get deacon and a piece.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if we get ten percent from each one
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  Speaker 1: of them, path, we're looking pretty good. Ten percent that daddy, daddy, daddy,
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  Speaker 1: that's tige. Yeah. Now we can charge them for using
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: as that's two million dollars if you totally that's right.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: That's right. Well, they't come here, they ain't use the church.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Ain't had a church. You a crossing choir role, offering train,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: communion job, all this goal and I won't have complaints
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: next week. What are we complaining for? Oh? Yeah, that's right,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: and they give a two million. I'm gonna get y'all temple,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: say y'all another one at ease. I ain't even got
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: to be the pastoral more. What what about your calling?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: What about your calling? Pastor? I've been I've been you
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: just like you get called to, You get called out,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: and I know I get called about it. Here I
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: get my hands on one point eight. I know I
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: served him longer. I can see the sign. Decide that's
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: a sign for me to get out and move my
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: life into other ways to serving spread the gospel. Okay,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I think after I get one point they'd be just
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: time for me to spray. Yeah, you can't the whole
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: one point eight can't just go to you the pass.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I just told you that I would give you all
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: the church tendn't push. It took me a million, now
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: that two hundred thousand. But they don't excuse me. Pad
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: between me and you. The other people ain't really been
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: working here doing that. He thinks he should get half, Like, well,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not you to temple. You don't
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: kid how you do it. He thinks he should get half.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Pastor who should get Haldon? Yeah, that he could have
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: half of the two hundred half of two millions. Oh,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: you ain't nobody but the deacon that's getting the same
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: money as the fighting. It's like, what let's move on.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Not fitting, You're just the same. It's what you saying
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: is I'm the pilot and you're the flight attended, trying
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: to make the same money. Pilot. One more thing. No no,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, one more thing.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: We need to clear this. Hurry all right, we'll go ahead. Well,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I have something important. The black panther wants to join
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: our church. But he is asking that all the substance
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: cut their hair and remove their weeds and looked like
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: more of the people from what kind of past? It?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: But that and I think we should start with these two, right,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: do that because we got some women ain't gonna look
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: without him. All right, listen, we gotta girl. Everybody came
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: right there, boy that you can't cut your hair over.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Ain't had nothing else? All right, coming having the top
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: of the hour. We shouldn't have been here with a
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: church full of Sulu racer. You're listening to morning show
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: rapid Fire. Here we go. What is one of the
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: things you would put on your bucket list? Go h
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: camping out for one solid week? Okay? All right, come on, Tommy,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: how you like your steak cook medium pink stef question?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: He asked, right, then, come on fire, let's go here fire.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Who you admired the most? H living or dead? Beautiful?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Come all right, rapid fire. If a movie was made
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: of your life, who would play you? Mike Epps? Not Timmy?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Really you shouldn't write you. He's what, Steve? He too
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: short movie the movies makes everyone look tall, though. He
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: gonna walk on the peach crate the whole Damn. When
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you go up down stage and he's standing there with
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: the microphone, Well, I ain't gonna have him a little
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: at close, all right, Steve? If you could trade lives
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: with anyone for a day, who would it be? And why?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's a hard one. If I could trade
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: lines with anybody for a day, for a day? Oh man,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: well you know you want to be over here? Well
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: he wants to be you, Tommy? Is that a day? One?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Thing about it? If I was you for a day,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: when I got back to me, I'd be a lot
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: more grateful. That might that idea? Yeah? Um man, who
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: would I be? If I could be somebody for a day?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't be Trump for a day. Oh? If I
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: if I could think like me though? Yeah? Yeah, oh
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, I'll be down on Trump for a damn day. Thanks,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Yeah, I don't forget the whole
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: thing about the dumb as wall. Yes, yeah, you need
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: to say you're welcome after that, Steve, what is your
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: favorite joke that I've ever heard? Oh? Just your favorite? Oh? Oh,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: my favorite joke I've ever written? Period heard, best joke
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I've ever written? Man, I would say the joke that
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: has meant the most. Two jokes have meant the most
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: to my career. The joke that I did on Apollo
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: the first night which caused him to bring me back
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: when Mike Tyson got hit in the eye. And then
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: what I did as a joke, but it turned out
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: to be one of the most relevant pieces I've wrote.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: It was an introduction p Yeah. Next, I knew that one.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Those two jokes were life last Come on Carler Alight
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: here five mode. That was better than that. Okay, Junior,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: what's what's okay? Each one of y'all? What's y'all favorite
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: joke I've ever done? Yeah? I think, hands down, Stid Yeah,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: will turn will at Val wait a minute, when it
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: turners spoke to all of America. But I but I
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: do like oh Jake, oh Jake, the raker uf the piece,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: the after Titanic. The Titanic was good and have wonderful, Yes, yes, yes, wonderful.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Black people just have a couple of days. Yes, yeah,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: you got man Michael Clark getting paid when he made
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: ten million dollars because I was only about being a
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: planet in the eighth. When I asked Mike how much,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: he said ten million dollars, I was stunn. I said
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: for four million, best blank monkey you ever seen. I'd
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: be such such a good monkey. Black people be shame
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: of mind. Look at your big little ass that you
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: ain't got to act that good a damn monkey. I'm
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: at school doing all that. Can I can I ask
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: for something? Yeah? Can? Will it turn up? Be our
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: closing remarks? Today? We play birthday man? Yeah, man, that'd
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: be slick if we could play the Willie Turner bit.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I was thinking your closing remarks too, was your introduction
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: to Christ? That was good. Let's play Willie. If we
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: do willing nine, we do willing right now, hold on
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: and then dude, dude, do the Lord at the end.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: But willing nine Lord at the end. We got something.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: But can I get what you think? Call. Yeah, but
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: can I get you know that person to my heart,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: that aunt, Steve. Do you don't come to bed like
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: you used to? But you ain't Steve. I'm fat if
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: you don't even know that you ain't got that spark
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: in your relationship, that that ain't that no mout because
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: you don't come to bed like you used to? Man, Yeah,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: where you get that from? What? That class? Living? Living?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Watching My aunt came out of the back room one
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: time we was over and I saw what she had on.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I said, Lord Jesus, no wonder my uncle don't like her.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I can't stand he used to get drunk and old
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: that I can't stand. I said, Man, I like hum
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: clear that class. She came about the bedroom one night.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I went long, man, Man, she had a hunting out
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: fit on head wrapped up. Man. Man cameo and thick
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: socks and flattened the robe. They had a little knight
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: in the front of it. Because you and she had
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: gained so much weight she couldn't make a boat no more. Man.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: She looked crazy, had some cream on her face. I said, Man, Wow, Man,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I feel bad more, I said, Man, I was. I
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: was nine, and I realized, said he should leave her
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: a relationship this. You don't need to go to this.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: He was always deep. I understood, my uncle, I said, Man,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I can't stand her ass, I said, man, Claire knife.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Claire came up that back room one night. I went,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I see it, yea, I should leave her. Man can't
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: be happy. All right, look we got we'll be back.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening, car Let's scott this one off, rapid fire.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Here we go. What is your biggest addiction? Man, Well,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: it was cigars. Yeah, cigars, man, it was like yeah,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: and it was that got taken from me. So back,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I told my wife today. So she said I could
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: smoke a cigar on my birthday. So I'm waiting till
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: tomorrow at my birthday party to smoke my cigar. And
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: then I said, baby, I'm gonna go down to one
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: cigar month. She said, no, Steve, you're gonna just stop
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: all together and stop talking about when you get on
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: your boat trip this year, how you gonna don't say
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: nothing to you. I said, baby, that when I get
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: on that boat this year, don't say nothing to me now,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: because I'm now I'm gonna smoking a cigar on the
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: boat a bunch. So we y'all pray for me that
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: that happened. So after you gonna until some Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I'm watching. Yeah, I ain't gonna work. What else you God?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: All right? Do you have a song that reminds you
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: of a relationship? And if so, will song adore until
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the end of time? I'll be there for you. You
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: are my heart and mind. I truly adore you. And
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: if God one day struck me blind your beauty, I
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: would still see. Love is too weak to define just
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: what you mean to me. That is me and Margaret
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Jack singing into all right, here's my question. Your favorite
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: time of day? Morning, noon or night? Morning? I love
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: more of morning, person. I love waking up, man, I
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: love waking up for the sun. Come on, oh man,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I love that alright? Tell me, come on, who three
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: hours are quickie? Two three hours is like too much
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: that anymore? That just says, really, man, I mean I
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: got to go to work. She probably want to go
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: to sleep. But quickies ain't really you know, I need
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: a little bit of time in a quickie. So but
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the two three hours, nah, ain't nobody doing all twenty anymore?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I'm throwing a marathon on you. But there ain't gonna
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: be no three hours right here. All right, we'll have
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen. We
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: gotta let you know. Sometimes things are amiss, huh. Sometimes
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: things are changing all the time. Nothing stays the same.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: All you gotta do is listen to your neighborhood. If
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you listen to your neighborhood, you're gonna know that it's
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: about to change just by listening to it. So here
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: we go. This is how you know your neighborhood it's
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: about to change. Like if you hit a song right here,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: moving in, I got one for you, You got one.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: It ain't ja that neighborhood. No, No, white neighborhood has
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: changed too. Yeah. Yeah, Now if you're in a white neighborhood,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: it ain't bad. No. Who can always tell that it's
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: changing too? Turning in the white neighborhood and you hear this,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: it's changing. Get out the waves. Get out of the wave.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Get out the waves, Get out the waves, Get out
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: the way, Get out the way, get out the way,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: get out the watuta. Yeah yeah, better get the package
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: that was that was us moving to the sums. Amount
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: of fact. Ja, you gotta know one. Here's another one.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: You you say it's a mixed neighborhood, but it's just
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: black and white. It's just black and white, comfortable, black, cool.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: You've learned to live with what's there. You're not expecting
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: anything else. Black, black, the white, white, like the blacks,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: all of us. Sudden you hear this Slavin Minthem, Ben
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Sarmonjack Gettles and Slavios best Domio Trivis Slavin, Minthem, Ben Sarmon,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Jake getto Sytical Slavios best some Domino Trivis Slavin. Come on,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: what somebody are here? They are? Yeah? I got warm?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Watch how I do this? Watch how watch How I
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: stay out of trouble on? Watch this right here, This
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: song right here is if you're in your neighborhood. This
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: is a good way to tell that you got to
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: be open minded now, because a closed mind is an
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: ignorant mind. True, true, that's true. A closed mind is
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: an ignorant mind. I have become a type of person
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: where I'm open to all my brothers assists. But let's
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: say church services over right, everybody comfortable? Now you have
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: to have the quiet and let out. Everybody's out out.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: The quid director it out is out of church. He
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: in his own element and you hit this. I'm coming
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: co churches. I want to know the quiet and let out.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: That's a pretty okay. We'll be back with more to Steve.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: You're listening to it is a nephew. He is here
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: with today's prying phone call what you got now get
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: a drama song? Oh yeah, this is about music. Yeah,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: it's right. Here's when I called the drummer of the
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: band and let him know we got a gig. Point.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: They are R and B band. But when I started
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: running off the list, it's all country. Hello, I'm trying
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: to me reach uh Richie z Hey, Richie, how you doing?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: You the drummer for the for the band. It's saying,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: it's saying, you all show the guy that you manage.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: You're the manager of the band? T right? Correct? Correct? Correct?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: What's upp? Okay? Correct? All right? We want to book
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: you guys for I think it's gonna be in February.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, February sixteen. That's yeah, yeah, I
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: mean my name is Carter. They told youall's gonna be
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: calling I think so, yeah, okay, we're gon'll tell you what.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go through a little check mans, Liz here,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: make sure we on the same page, and we got
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: everything's gonna be good that night. But I hear you, guys,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: you got I'll tell you something. You guys come highly recommended.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: You know that, don't you. I appreciate that, we know
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: that we the best hit out there. Yeah, it's all good,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: sounds all good, sounds perfect. All right, Now let's talk
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: about money, because that's always the most crucial thing to
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: talk about. Now, you guys, sounds good. You guys are
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: supposed to be What about what thirty five hundred for
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: what I understand? Correct? All right? How many how many
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: hours do I get you to? Thirty five hundred? So
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: what time we starting at? We're gonna start that. We're
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: gonna start seven product seven thirty, you know, get okay,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: get that thing jumping off about seven thirty. I think
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be good. Yeah, we could play till like
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I guess, put out ten o'clock, some thirty teen. I'm correct. Yeah,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay you something. They're not gonna get going
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: good till about ten. So I'm gonna say. I'm gonna
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: say this to you right now. You say you guys
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: could probably go to midnight maybe twelve thirty if I
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: if I make that thing a nice five thousand dollars,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: sounds good to me. You could definitely work with that.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: You can work with that. Yeah, yeah, well, well commentate.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be an awesome party. We're gonna we're gonna
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: bring this. Okay, all right, we got that out of
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: the way. I'll tell you what I think. The main
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: thing that we haven't gone over is we haven't gone
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: over to songs. And that's what that's what's gonna be
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: important for this show down. Now you you can I
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: you got a pen and a pad. You can write
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: this down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I write it down, all right, down,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: give me a second, now, go ahead, a right, all right, yeah, yeah,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I got all right, I'm ready. I just want to
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: be clear you guys when you go, when you guys
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: go do gigs, you do have people that want certain
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: uh songs. I'm a writer, yeah usually Yeah, if you
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: got a request, definitely let us know. We could commodate.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, well here we go, huh, here
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: we go. I want you to right this down. I
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: got I got something that we gotta make sure this
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: is gonna be doing the height of the party. Here
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: we go. Okay, friends in low Places by Garth Brooks. Okay, right,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Tennessee whiskey. That's Chris Staithelton. You know that. Okay, I'm
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: not telling the fund that's Jason all things hold off
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: for a seconds. Got country music. That country music, Well,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: that that's that's that's that's everything. We gonna do everything.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: We gonna do that said country bro. I gotta tell
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you right now, man, R and B. That's our specialty.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Did you not know that? You know what I'm saying.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: We played R and B. You did not know that? Oh?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: All I know is you guys come high commend They
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: tell me you guys can say any thing in the world.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: All I know is I want to get that gun country.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I want you to do that gun country music going
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: on around? Ye that? But you know our specialty is
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: an R and B. That's our specialty. You know what
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's not like we're trained monkeys where we
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: could just learn something new last mint like that. You
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying that, Man, let's let's get let's
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: get one. Let's get one thing understood. You're the person
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: that said monkey, I ain't sick, y'all, y'all, I'm just
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I'm no. And you know that we're an R and
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: D band. That's our big thing. That's what we promote
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: ourselves as. Let me ask you something, Richie, being something
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: that you didn't not do you not want to make
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the five thousand NL that you and I have already negotiating.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I don't like being disrespected though. You know what I'm saying, No, no,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: no disrespecting you. You're just we're an R and B band.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: We don't country. You know what I'm saying. Hang it
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: on here, Richie. You got something. Here's country of music.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I have no problem with country music. It's just that
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: we have a full horn section, which doesn't really work.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: We country music, you know what I'm saying. We play
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: R and D. It's not our genre. Well, I got
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: what you ushould doing. But if I don't hear uh,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: let me see your girner old by Cole Swing. They
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: didn't didn't that. It ain't gonna work for me. I
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: gotta get man, I gotta get slow burned by Tim Heats.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I gotta get all my rowdy friends with coming over by.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't Williams. I mean that, y'all. You know what
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Waity Waite, white white white, Karvin over at the bank
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: is telling many that you guys can say anything in
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the world. I know you ain't telling meny that. Kevin's line,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's maybe he should have told you explicitly
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: what we do and what we play. You know what
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I've never met any matter of my life,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I'm playing Palm playing Guard Brooks, Chris Stapleton, Jason now
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Name Brooks and Duns Blake Shelton, Cole Swing Day, Lady,
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  Speaker 1: Ain't you don't sit here and tell me you can't
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: play none of these songs. I want you to get
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: on the stage and sing these songs that we won't.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: We ain't got time to find another group. Everybody. I
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: don't feel about your stupid party. You know what I'm saying.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: You came to us to play music, and then we
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: told you what we do. Right now, you know, right now,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like we had a standoff
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: and the Okakerrald, all right, all right, let me let
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: me talk to my band, all right, because this is going.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: This is going unnecessary too far. You know what I'm saying.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe we can make it work. All right, let me
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: let me add you something is Drey the bass player? Yeah? Correct? Okay,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: can I tell you something about Drey? What about them? Tree?
• 50:51
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• 50:54
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• 50:57
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• 51:10
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  Speaker 1: We got a strawberry letter subject her Mama and Daddy
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  Speaker 1: gets to go. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty one
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  Speaker 1: year old married man. My wife and I have been
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  Speaker 1: married for nineteen years. We've also been living with her
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: parents for the entire nineteen years. It's not a financial thing.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: We are good on that front. Her parents are also
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: financially stable and healthy. When I met my wife, she
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: was living with her parents. She told me once we
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: got married, we had to live with her parents, but
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: it would only be temporary. She would only be there
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  Speaker 1: for three years. She said we would only be there
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  Speaker 1: for three years. I didn't understand it, but I agree
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  Speaker 1: to it. Here we are nineteen years later, and we're
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: still living with her parents. I want to be alone
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: with my wife in our own home, but my wife
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: does not want to leave. I can't figure out what
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: it is. My wife cooks and cleans for everyone in
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: the house, and she takes care of me the way
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: a wife should. Her mother taught her well. Recently, the
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: parents went on vacation, and it was like being in heaven.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I was walking around in my underwear, laying on the couch,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: watching TV and playing my music as loud as I
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: wanted to. I miss having my freedom, and I desperately
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: want to move, but I might have to lose my
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: wife in the process, either she moves with me or
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going to move without her. I don't want to
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: have to give my wife an ultimatum. What would you do?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Please advise? Wow, how this has lasted for nineteen years.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I cannot imagine this. Why didn't
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: you guys leave a long, long time ago? This is
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: what makes it difficult. So much time has gone by.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, so it's gonna be much harder now. But
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: it's not impossible. Okay, it's definitely not impossible. Nothing's impossible,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: and there is no time like the present. So I say,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: start packing. You have to tell your wife how much
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: you enjoyed her, how much you enjoyed having your privacy.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Tell her you want your own home and you want
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: to spend quality time alone with her by yourselves. You
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: gotta make her understand that. You gotta tell her it's
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: good for the marriage, all of that. Your marriage needs this.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: You say, you're it's not a financial thing. You say
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: her parents are financially stable. They're also healthy. But the
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: thing about it is is that you agree to this
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: in the beginning. Okay, it sounds like you just let
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: your wife make all the decisions and you just went
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: along with saying okay, honey, whatever whatever, because you wanted her. Well,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: now it's time to, you know, step up, be a
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: man and put your foot down and say, look, I
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: like being with you by myself. We gotta get out
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: of here. It may come to the come to a
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: point where you'll have to give your wife an ultimatum,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: but in any event, you need to get out of
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: that house or her parents definitely need to get out
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: of that house. Talk to your wife, see where her
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: head is. If she's not with you, you're gonna have
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: to go on your own. Who wants to be a
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: grown man and live with their parents. That doesn't make sense.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: When will you ever be the king of your own castle?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Steve Love? When you do the big scythe at the beginning,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: it's a letter, you know, some of these letters I
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: would never write. I'm nothing to do it. I'm a
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: forty one year old married man. Him and his wife
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: been together nineteen years, and they've been living with her
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: parents the entire nineteen years. It ain't financial. Everybody in
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: the house good. But when she told him when he
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: got married, they had to live with their parents, but
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: it'd only be temporary. Well, that's until they die. See
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: what she said, It's gonna just temporary. What she meant
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: was just until they die. Well, the ass is still here.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Now we got a problem. Now she lied and said
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: that only be for three years. In nineteen years, sixteen
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: motive what she said. So every time he hit three,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: she added three. Now next three. Here we are, nineteen
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: years later, we're still living with her parents. I want
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: to be alone with my wife in our own home,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: but my wife does not want to lead. Now. I've
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: heard of mama's boy, but I don't know what they
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: call a girl. I heard a daddy's girl. But you
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: don't want to stay with him though. This is extreme.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: And they help the two because they're going on vacation.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Ain't like they invalids and you up in here wiping
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: and washing and taking care of and fipping them, find
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: them in everything, rolling them down to the stove, leaving
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: them outside, putting blankets on their legs. They ask, is
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: vacation they going place? And you ain't even going. My
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: wife cooks and cleans for everybody in the house, and
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: she takes care of me. To wear a wife shit
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: her Mamma taught her well regent her parents went on vacation.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: It was like being in heaven. When you said that,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I thought of the high players. What m who had
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: to rest my aching mind? Oh where there's no time.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Your love is divide. Heaven must be like this, It
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: must be like this. That's what I heard. And that's
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: what your house is when them two old people is gone.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: It's hard to live in a peaceful house with old people. Well,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you see that it is. They don't watch what you
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: watch on TV. Games thrones can't come on in old people,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: but their masters all, yeah, you're so right. Turn their
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: masters off. Dragons, yeah, turn them housewives off. All them
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: heifers with their breasts out. Turn that off to TV,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: right your daddy wants to watch a Weston hang on.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Part two is coming up to Steve. We're watching the
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Western with his old way. We'll be back in twenty
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: three after you're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: let's go Steve with part two of your response to
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. Subjects her mama and daddy got together.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: They got to go because he's been living in nineteen
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: years with their mom, and daddy said it wasn't gonna
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: be but three on temperate. They're not dying. They still him.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm telling you it's hard living with old people
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and their on vacation. You're having the time of your life.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: You walk around in your drawls because you can't walk
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: around with your jaw with old people in the house.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Why because they don't understand it. Put your cones on
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: for you catch your cold. You need something, You need
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: to put a blanket on them knees. See old people
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: in your house and they stay there. You know, I
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: love my mother in law and father in law. They
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: come to visit. They can't stay as long as they
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: walk through. But I know my pop love worsters o
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: pop love Westerns man, And I ain't got no problem
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: with the Westerns cause we got a lot of TV.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: So now it's hard living in the house now they
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: have't been on vacation. You in heaven, man, walking around
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: in your underwear, laying on the couch watching TV, playing
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: my music loud as I want to, because you can't
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: cut your music up. Why is he got it so
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: loud in there? Sharing? Sharing? Because it's Willy's house. This
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: will the house Willy wanted mus glad. We're supposed to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: having music, glide put on my hair. Your jackson don't
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: know we're in here. We don't clean up on Saturday
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: mornings at the house. Well that's what we're doing in here.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: You have the house cleaning. Take the rug out hanging
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: on the line and meet it. We got and I'm
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: gonna play golf. What did you talking about? Now? We're
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: washing the cars today in the laundry. No, you got
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: a close line in your backyard. They didn't tell your
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: yard up. You got a close line and a guarden.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no more, damn Gray. They don't put
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: a clothes line in a garden back there and then
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: cut up fifty five yelling drum in havel. He got
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: a barbecue pit and all these old as friends anybody.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: It's hard living with that. I miss having my freedom.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: I desperately want to move, but I might have to
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: lose my wife in the process. Either she moves with
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: me or I'm gonna move without herb I don't want
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: to have to give my wife an ultimatum. That's exactly
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: what has to happen. You have to give your wife
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: an ultimatum. Because brother, let me say something to you.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: If you've been married for nineteen years, I'm assuming you
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: got married at what twenty two years old. Since you've
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: been twenty two, you have not been able to live
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: the life as a free, fully adult man in your
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: own home, and you enjoyed that when they went on vacation.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: You deserve to have that life, and she deserves to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: come with you. But if she want to stay that
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: with her parents, go ahead. You ain't got a divorce,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Just move, get your own place. You ain't got a divorce,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: you ain't got a file for separation, and nothing. Y'all
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: actually in love with you. You just gotta go get
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: your own place. Invite over. We sleep it over here tonight. Baby,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: that's all. Get place, dog, don't file for divorce or
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: none of that. She said, where are you going? I'm
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: going home? What you mean home? I got me an apartment.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: You told me three years. It's been nineteen years. I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: have asked you to move. You don't want to leave.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I love you, You're my wife, You're a girl. You
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: stay here. I'm gonna be over here. This is my place.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: I got a flash screen and refrigerator. I'm good. I
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: got some music. But Steve, huh, what are her parents
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: saying that he moved out? And what are they saying
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: to her? So? He shout so so so he just
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be a bachelor. Huh, you're gonna let him do that.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: You're gonna here, gonna just go and move out and
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: just be a little fast ass bachelor. Well, miss miss
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: h miss Henderson, y'all was on. We was gonna post
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: let y'all live without three years? Well, what's wrong with
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: that's living here? We cleans people, but that's my us.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: But I want to go live with him. Well, you're
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: going over there and live and leave us over here.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: We'll be just fine. I guess trips yes, I'm pretty
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: sure the little crackhead boys up the street have been
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: watching us. We're trying to fight him off to y'all
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: can make it back. But he's my husband, mommy, But
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: where use your mom and your daddy? We know your folk.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: He come alone. We know you get another husband. You
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: can't get another mommy, dad. I don't want another husband.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I want him for going over there with him. Man, Well,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: you guys are healthy and you have enough money to
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: take care of yourself. We're like, y'll cooking and ye'll
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: clean it. Now. We gave your life and put you
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: all the way through the college. And now because you
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: hadn't met this ball head mass that she wants to
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: get sleeve, why you got that's my husband, Mommy, I
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: don't know what he is, and he's a good love
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: hood and the loans to stay hirepathy going over there,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna ruin everything, Me and your hood, me
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: and your daddy will probably just get sick and fall off.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: But you just came back from vacation and we should
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: have stayed. If we either know, John in on us
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: that it's not that I just think we're we're adults.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: We should live on our own. We'll go live on
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: your own hand out on towgent qu're talking about it.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: We'll be able to hen and hold off the crackhead
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: until you get him. All you leave, can you tell
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: the police you're leaving something? Park in front of house.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here. Listen, Email us or
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: instagram us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter. At my girls.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Surely you know when your daddy find out you're going,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: he probably gonna start to smoking a crack Oh you
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: know all right, guys, Email us, Instagram us your thoughts
• 1:04:54
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• 1:04:56
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• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: you're listening Morning show. Come on, Junior. Oh my god,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I do I my god, listen Charley. I'm so happy
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: right there. I really helped me, because truth be told,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I'm tall. I'll need no help getting that off the counter.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: All of us on this showcase say that mum have
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: to go get the stepping out on the side of
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: refrigerator to get up there. I don't have to do that.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Three people I'm in there, tell the most tall stuff
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I do stuff at the top of the closet, like, shoot,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I get that, you get that, I get that. No problem.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem getting none of that. Everybody
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: on screwing in light bulbs, no problem. I'm tall. I
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: can't do that. Now, everybody on this show, ninety five
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: percent of us could do that, not one hundred percent,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: but ninety five. I'm just saying, like, getting stuff out
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: the freezer at the top, I can do that. I
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: go and get it back of me at the top
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: of give me out of the up Tommy can put
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: a light bubby, easy bake oven. It ain't in the ceiling.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: It just had to be a night like night like.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: It had to go at the bottom. He got to
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: get up here where I had tom Me like, man,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: don't worry about that. I got tall shoulders for you
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: to stand on if you need help. And I love you. Man,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: what you do? The short behind you? All right? No
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no no no no, you made
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: a mistake behind yall that's the tallest thing. Can he
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: get in the talk club? Can he get in the
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: talk club? A little leg man, a little hunch back
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: and not the dame booty. Yeah, he was a little
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: short with us doing that segment. No, man, don't be
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: everybody one day Tommy, one day, man, one day, one day. Man.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: You know they sell these things you could put in
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: the shoes and make you you know, the left. Yeah,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: they give you like another a couple of inches. Actions
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: still shot. A couple more inches, you get two inches,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: You're still short. I lose two inches. I'm still talking. Yeah,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: you put those in the shoe, but your heel is
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: sticking at the back of your shoe. It looks real, man,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: your shoe about to come over. You're listening show Steve.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: You have to tell the story. Uh you were talking
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: about at the mentoring camp. Well, I was Jesus, you know.
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  Speaker 1: We was at the mining camp this last year down
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  Speaker 1: at the Chick fil a place. It's a great facility
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  Speaker 1: to have it. This year close to Atlanta, and the
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  Speaker 1: mothers were in town at this church facility having one
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  Speaker 1: of their sessions. So I drove from the ranch down
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  Speaker 1: to the church facility. Now get in there, and they've
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  Speaker 1: been waiting on man. I saw him up and I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to the mothers. Now one of the mothers or two,
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  Speaker 1: I was not sure one or two of them. I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't hear and talk they couldn't talk or I don't talk.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not whatever they where they be signed, that's definitely
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  Speaker 1: I don't really you know, keep up. So I'm in
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  Speaker 1: here talking. So the lady up there standing off to
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  Speaker 1: the side to sign it. Ain't nobody told me nothing,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm talking and she just over that signed. So
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  Speaker 1: I looked over there, and now I ain't saying nothing
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  Speaker 1: at first, then she kept on. I turned around to
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, what is you doing? So now instead of
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  Speaker 1: talking while she keeps sign so I said, ma'am, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing, but sit down because I
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  Speaker 1: don't like all that talking around. You know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you're over there doing all that moving, but
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  Speaker 1: just come on, sit down with everybody else. So she
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  Speaker 1: smiled and kept on sign it. Now I noticed this
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  Speaker 1: laid it down front. It's just standing up. So I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: still ain't. Ain't did the math on this ship. So
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: the women in the audience is covering their mouth like noah,
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  Speaker 1: this food here. And then I said, hey, look, I
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  Speaker 1: don't like all that. Just come on, sit down. So
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: this woman was waving at me with both hands like Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you know, waving like two hands. You're trying to get
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  Speaker 1: my attention. I said, seeing, now, what did you do?
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  Speaker 1: I said, Hi, I spoke to everybody when I came
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  Speaker 1: in here. Now what is your double hand high fault?
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  Speaker 1: Them ladies in that was holland laughing, But they had
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  Speaker 1: their hand over their mouth because they was all sitting
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  Speaker 1: hound this lady and so finally this one lady said, Steve, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: look over here and me. But I said, look at
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  Speaker 1: you for what she said? She signed it. I said,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, let me stay something. Y'all. What we said,
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  Speaker 1: all the PaperWorks out for you came here, all sign it.
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  Speaker 1: You need to be down all up for you come
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  Speaker 1: in here. Uncle Tom said, man, you're gonna sit your ass.
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  Speaker 1: So the lady was up there looking at me, signed
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  Speaker 1: and she laughing. So the lady was sitting there and
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: the lady says, Steve, Steve, look at me. Yeah, I said, looking,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at you. Now what she says, Steve, that
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: woman is signing because one of the mothers in his death.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: I said, who them women in that on his head,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: their hand over their mouth, tears coming down in their faith.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: They said, Noah, this food ain't She pointed at that
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  Speaker 1: lady down front, I said, you deaf and sh ain't
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  Speaker 1: say no? So I say, I said, as you death,
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  Speaker 1: so the ladies and so then she looked at me
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: and gnaw her head. Called the lady said that to him,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I said, what do you read, little? I said, cause
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: most people wron't have trouble with me because you can
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: be crossing the street to pick up what I'm saying.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: And so he's sitting here and I said, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, really what they got they came
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  Speaker 1: boycott because right now I'm on the radio, and if
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: they can't here, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, immediately speaking,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: what is the feel of the boycott coming from them?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: And he made me think of Jesus? And so I'm
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: sitting up in here, so I said, I said, look
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: at me. This is all you need to know. I said,
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  Speaker 1: this is how I'm gonna show you a sign if
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: a five breakout. Then I did the wh yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: you see the black people. Then I pointed at my
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  Speaker 1: face turned, Then I turned. I said, we got to
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  Speaker 1: get the blank out of here. And then I just
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: started doing this here black women, black women in that room.
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  Speaker 1: How only man So Smith's wife was there tears? Just man.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to show. Everyone's
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: starting to think about New Year's resolutions. Most of them
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: are personal, and a lot are related to being healthier guys.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're in a relationship, you want it to
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: be healthy too, right, right, yeah, So this is according
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: to Cosmopolitan magazine. And here are some suggestions. All right,
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  Speaker 1: be more grateful for each other. I like that one
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  Speaker 1: that yeah, I do too. Yeah. So it means take
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  Speaker 1: time to acknowledge your partner and things you might not
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  Speaker 1: notice in the hustle of everyday life that can help
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  Speaker 1: you appreciate them more. I like that a lot, you know, Honey,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: thank you Jay, because we think it's normal. And then
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: you come in. All right, here's another one. Guys, actually
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: listen to your partner. Listen. Yeah really, yeah, guys, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we've heard that. Communication is key, of course, but the
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: most important part of that isn't what you say. It's
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: hearing what your partner says. Okay, it's not what you say,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: it's hearing what your partner says. Go ahead, go ahead,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: hearing and listening. It's too different things. I would listen
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: more if you would opportune times to talk. Okay, so
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: you gotta have a special time time to talk to you. Yeah.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: This is the person that's in his house by him.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: That's who this is. All right, more of this crazy
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yla Scott. This one off
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: rapid fire. Here we go. What is your biggest addiction? Man? Well,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: it was cigars. Cigars, man, it was like cigars. Yeah,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: and it was that got taken from me. So I
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: told my wife to day so she said I could
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: smoke a cigar on my birthday. So I'm waiting till
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: tomorrow at my birthday party to smoke my cigar. And
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: then I said, baby, I'm gonna go down to one
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: cigar month. She said, no, Steve, You're gonna just stop
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: all together and stop talking about when you get on
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: your boat trip this year, how you gonna don't say
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: nothing to you. I said, baby, that when I get
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: on that boat this year, don't say nothing to me now,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: because I'm now I'm gonna smoking a cigar. I'm on
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: the boat bunch. So we y'all pray for me that
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: that happened, so after you till summer. That yeah, Jesus, Jesus,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Jesus the man calling watching, Yeah, I ain't gonna work.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: What else? You're all right? Do you have a song
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: that reminds you of a relationship? And if so, with
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: some adore until the end of time. I'll be there
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: for you. You are my heart and mind. I truly
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: doore you. And if God one day struck me blind
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: your beauty, I would still see. Love is too weak
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: to define just what you mean to me. That is
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: me and Marjorie's jail. Okay, sing it all right? Here's
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: my question. Your favorite time of day morning, noon or night? Morning?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: I love morning, person, man. I love waking up. Man.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: I love waking up for the sun. Come on, oh man,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: I love all right, Tommy? Come on? Who three hours
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  Speaker 1: are quickie? Two? Three hours is like too much that anymore?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: I just said, really, man, I mean I got to
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: go to work. She probably want to go to sleep.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: But quickies ain't really you know, I need a little
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: bit of time in a quickie. So but two to
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: three hours, nah, ain't nobody doing all twenty anymore? I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: throw it a marathon on you. But there ain't gonna
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: be no three hours right all right, coming up next
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: to our last break of the day, and Steve will
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: have some closing remarks. All that's coming up at forty
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  Speaker 1: nine after the hour. Right after this, you're listening show,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. We've got a great morning today, Yes,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: yes we did. We have fun today. Steve. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for you now to take us home with your closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us today, Steve, I got a
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: shot one for you today. I just want to encourage
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  Speaker 1: people to think about one thing, just one thing. What's
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: that when you sleep, you dream when you wake up,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: you need to get to chasing them. But it seems
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  Speaker 1: to be so difficult for people because people delay the
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: process of pursuing their dreams. You have these wonderful dreams,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: these incredible things that you dream about, get up and
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: make them happen. Dreams come true for those who put
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: action to the dream. Why do you think you keep
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: dreaming the same thing over and over and over because
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: God wants you to see something. Stop dreaming and just
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: laying in, going back to bed and dreaming some more.
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  Speaker 1: Start trying to make these dreams happen. Man, get to
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: chasing these dreams. You can do it, man, but you've
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: got to start. Stop waiting on the perfect time because
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: the perfect time almost always never comes. Let me say
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: that again, stop waiting on the perfect time because the
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: perfect time almost never ever comes. It. Just don't y'all
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  Speaker 1: grown out there? How many times have you ran up
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: into the perfect time to start anything? Oh? Now you
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: can claim something to be the perfect time. You know
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: you were a girl and y'all land I think this
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: would be the perfect time for us to get together.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Probably be the perfect time for you. She may feel
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: the same way. But really, though, really, if you're waiting
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  Speaker 1: to make your dreams come true with the perfect time,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be in a hurt. Man. If you're waiting
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: to get all the ducks lined up in a row,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: you could be waiting for a long time because it's
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: something about ducks. They just don't stay in the row.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: When you sleep, you dream when you wake up. You
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: need to get to chasing them, and I'm serious about that.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Ask God for some help, get motivated, come up with
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: the reason why it has to happen. Just get started.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: You don't have to figure out how to get it
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: all the way to the end. Just figure out how
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: to start. The next step will present itself if you
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: want to climb up on the ladder. Come on, y'all,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: when you sleep your dream, when you wake up, you
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: need to get to chasing them. That's it, all right,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: drop it, baby, drop it, drop the mike. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: great job, man, very good, very encouraging. I'm a glad
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: to make something myself. You might one day if you
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: keep added Jason seriously, and Steve too, I tell him
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: not to keep at it. Steve, You're onto something. Congratulations
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  Speaker 1: again to man. I'm telling you many business and I
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: really do consider myself a music expert in terms of
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: loving it and having grown up in the arrow where
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: real musicians existed and real singers where I grew up
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: in the arrow whare. And it's not a knock on
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: what's happening today. It's just different. In order to get
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: a record deal, you had to be able to flat
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: out say else you just didn't get no deal. Yeah,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: if you had. We were in the band, you had
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: to flat out be able to play. I'm just from
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: that generation. I'm not knocking nothing else, you know, it's
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: it's nothing for me to love about music today. Beyonce
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: is a throwback. Bruno Mars is a throwback. India I
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Red is a throwback. Eric Kabadu is a throwback. Uh,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: Jasmine Sullivan is a throwback. A couple of Forever rist
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Michelle Chrissette. Michelle is a throwback. Alicia Keys is a throwback.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Mary J. Blige is a throwback. It's a lot I'm
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: leaving off Indie I Re is a throwback. What's my
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: girl out of Philly? Scott? You know? Lettu? See? I
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: mean I'm leaving I'm leaving women out who are really great. Yes,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: but I'm just telling y'all. Vivian Green but girlfriend of
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: them all in his head? Yeah, yeah, none of them
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: is the performer that Beyonce is. And that's taking nothing
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: away from these on social media saying all hell to
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: the queen. Baby. Did you see Rice Rihanna in the
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: front row jam and I loved that total package? Yeah
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: is Beyonce. I've never seen it in my life, and
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: I've seen all of them. She's next level. She is No,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: she's not, she's yes the spears, She's not catchable, right right,
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  Speaker 1: Gotta have a great weekend. Man. No, I'm just gonna
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: join Monday because well, I'm gonna be working this weekend
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: and Junior will be back normal tomorrow. He's on a
• 1:23:35
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