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Last time on no latency. He said he was doing
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investigating but. Well, they're investigating
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what? And they wanted me to take a
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look at some of the security footage.
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It's something like that should. Probably find retro before the
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next match. Oh right, that that was the
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mission I forgot. I'm scared if we have to go up
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against them. Do you know who has very good
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persuasion skills? And money.
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Wow. I would be anything for my
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friend. I believe that.
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Would you lose for me? Would you give me 10,000 eddies?
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Fuck. It sure I just took loads of
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coke. Let go, spend those money.
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My God. Come on, we're going to go to
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the VIP. Petro, this is $1000.
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Cigarette of about the smoke. This is bullshit.
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I blow chat a kiss. One thing's for sure, I made
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double my money. Fuck.
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Sorry, Retro, maybe next year's Pug bowl you.
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Think this is over? You think you've won?
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Duh, duh, duh, duh. That's what you sound like.
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Oh my God. I got more money.
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And just like that, I'm, I'm, I'm $600.00 rich.
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Well, yes, I suppose $300.00 richer, but I have 600 total. 7.
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150 * 2. 15. 100. $1500 Let's go.
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Trauma team is 1.6. Oh, times 1.6.
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You have 1120 eddies floating and your 10K bet is still locked
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in Jeb. You've won 480 eddies currently.
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Wow. All right, I say.
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That ain't bad, but a little less than I originally thought.
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But that's fine. It's fine, you know.
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Betting is fun. Betting is fun and probably bad.
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That's right. That's right here the.
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Next match is in 10 minutes, Bombat Zone versus Biotechnica.
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Betting is not. Betting is terrible.
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It is a sin. You should all be ashamed of
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yourselves. We had no latency.
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Would like to let you know to gamble responsibly and if you
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need help please call a number. The hotline, look it up.
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I don't know. Your local Your local gambling
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advice choice helpline will be in the description.
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But here in the dark sequel full.
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Breaking moment, please. Take care of.
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Yourselves mental health is really important.
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Thank you, Tracy. All right.
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This is the moment, though. This is the moment.
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Biotechnica versus the Tower Sirens.
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No, this is combat. Oh yeah, this is not the moment.
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I stayed the moment. All right, this one I'm not
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going to bet on. I'm sitting out.
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I'm going to get a drink, smoke my RGB cigarette.
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Let me know who wins. It is the thing about this
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cigarette you're noticing, Phoebe, is it's taking like 8
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times longer to smoke. It's very well packed, it burns
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really slow, it's really smooth and it's probably going to last
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you through the next match and you just feel amazing.
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I'm going to enjoy this. I'm going to enjoy this you'd.
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Never enjoy it. This is this is Biotechnica.
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And you, you're not out here rooting all.
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Right. Yeah, Yeah.
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OK, I'll, I'll go sit in the stands.
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Go Vendel Retro. Are you OK?
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You look really angry. I'm fine.
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No problem man. Retro guys, Retro is not going
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to be fine for the rest of the roller Derby.
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It's so hard, like being friends with sore losers.
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Oh my. OK, that's it.
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Oh God. Iona, you just pulled the
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fucking pin. Oh no.
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What is he going to do? I don't.
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Know oh, he's going to he's going to throw a grenade.
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I think it does the pin. I'm going to walk out of the VIP
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area and I'm going to go with all of my tombs in the coop and
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get everybody together. I'm going to bring them all
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together. Hey, hey, everybody come here.
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Hey, Charlie. What is your root robe?
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Hey, guess what? What?
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I know what it's terrible that we lost, especially to the windy
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towers. Yeah, God, those guys fucking
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suck. They were horrible, but I found
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something out. This whole thing is rigged.
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What? What?
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Hold on, what? It's they cheated, they cheated
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and they purposely took out chick the combat zone.
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Oh my God that makes so much sense.
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Like how else could they possibly even like compete with
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with us? Cock a doodle Doo motherfucker.
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Really. 100% cock a doodle Doo. Check this out and on my face.
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I'm going to play the scene. Oh shit, Oh my God, You know, if
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you showed that to like the referee, it probably would make
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a difference. I'm just a fan, right?
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Fellow fan guy? I mean, I don't know if it's
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maybe it's a whole conspiracy and it's all we need to talk.
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It goes. That's what Heiner was saying we
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need. To riot.
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I agree. Good thing.
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Good thing I brought my my my little tiny little butter knife.
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Hell yeah. Oh yeah, that's.
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A little sharp. I sharpened it earlier.
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Today very very sharp butter knife.
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It's super sharp. Thank you.
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Super, super sharp. All right, we're going to go.
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And before this match goes, we're going to riot.
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We want we want retribution. We lost money.
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On retribution. We lost money on this.
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They stole money from us. How many more of these have they
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cheated on? I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
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The referee passes you to go and get a drink in the VIP.
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It just literally what's right possible.
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I'm going to grab that zebra. I'm going to pull a mower.
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Oh mate, please don't touch me. No.
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No, no, I want to know why you're allowing cheaters to ruin
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this pug bowl and take our team out.
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Obviously we were we were the top contender and we got shafted
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and we and we had money stolen and you guys are part of this
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entire conspiracy. Steal money.
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Who, who, who, Who cheated? This is the first time I'm
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hearing this. Who cheated?
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I'm going to play it on it on my face.
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Look at that. Roll persuasion.
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It's so obvious, just take a look ref.
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Why are they talking like that? You tell him, Charlie.
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That's a That's a rooster fan for you, A natural rooster fan.
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You roll 23, that is definitely high enough to keep this red 24.
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Apologies. Yes, that's right, you have that
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boat smashed. And he looks at this screen and
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sees himself in the background of this footage.
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It's almost like I should do a weapon inspection.
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If anyone's got something weird attached to their weapon,
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they're going to be in trouble. Now I'm going to go and check
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all the teams. You should do that.
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Yeah, man, I for a second there I thought he was going to
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inspect my weapon. Good thing he didn't, because
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this thing, oh, man. Roller Derby reference roller
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Derby. I love roller Derby.
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Put my feet. It's so good.
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We we know everything about roller Derby.
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Me and this guy. Yeah, absolutely.
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So if there's any team out there that has illegal modifications
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that are weapons, then that's that's bad.
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I, I, I think Retro is trying to sabotage us.
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I have to go. All right.
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I am going to speed walk around the opposite side of where the
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Roosters are so Retro doesn't quite see me.
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You see the referee go around the other side.
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You know what I don't think Retro does to you?
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Retro's too involved in what they're doing right now.
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They're showing. They're showing it to everybody
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that's not in VIP and they're like, they stole your money,
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they stole your money. We need to get riot, riot, Riot.
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Riot. And you and you hear retro fade
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into the background as you walk to the other side of the
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building. Iona, you come to the front of
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the locker room for the biohazards.
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I knock. The door bursts open and there
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is Vendel, wide eyed and coped to fuck.
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Hi. Hi.
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Vendel, I need, I need your. I need your combat traveler.
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Sure, here. You.
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Go. I gotta get this fucking thing
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off. Roll for it.
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Better be good. I did a good job on that one.
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You did, but you didn't say anything about securing it.
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True. Just.
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That it didn't work. Let me think about this for a
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second. What?
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Are you trying to do? Oh well, there, there has
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something has come up and I need to take this off of your combat
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shovel. Oh, do you need the Taser?
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You know what? I feel really, really strong
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right now. Can I have a go?
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Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.
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And Vendel grabs the Taser off the handle and goes to just
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fucking rip it off. They try and RIP it off the
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front of it with their hands and do nothing.
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They place their leg against the middle of the shovel, grab the
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Taser and pull as hard as they can.
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Oh no, they didn't bend the shovel, did they?
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It depends on how well they roll.
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Let's see, I would like to do OK, I'll rope brawling for that.
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22 That is a great roll. That's a really good roll.
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Vendel pulls the Taser off the shovel and they've rolled high
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enough that's higher than a professional roll.
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No, sorry, a heroic roll, which is 21, and they RIP it off and
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they hold it in their hands. That's weird.
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There's no battery in this. What?
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Why is there no battery I? Don't know bigger, Richard just
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forgot. Here you go.
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Thank you. I'm I put it in my bag.
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And Vendel spins the shovel around their arm and puts it
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over their shoulder. Look, I'm like Phoebe.
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You are like VV, all right, Hot Wheels, you've got this.
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I've got this guy's truck. It's a nice slam the door you
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you see the referee come around the corner and walk up to to
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check. Trauma team goes in there to
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check it. It looks like you've done this
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just in time. You are standing there, facing
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there holding a Taser with no battery.
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No, I put it in my bag. All right, the.
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All concealed reveal object. Sure I will.
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I sure will, aha. 16 good enough?
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Yes, very good. He's not paying attention, he's
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only looking for players and you see him leave the trauma team
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area and he heads over to his last destination, which is the
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combat zone. No one tried to tell them and
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you hear a little bit of shouting, bit of commotion and
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the referee comes out and suddenly his voice is booming
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over the time. I have an announcement.
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Everyone, please, everyone, calm down.
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You with the TV for a head? Can you stop shouting?
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Stop. No.
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Yeah, this might you might want to hear this guy with the TV
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head That guy over there, they pointed this out so ever all the
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combat zone team. I just need you to know this is
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the most honest fan out there. He showed me the footage and I
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found. It he holds up this thing look
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and he points it into the crowd and pushes a button and it fires
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a track dart. It hits this random guy and that
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guy falls over the table and lands in the ground.
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Illegal, no projectile weapons in the role.
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It's going to be everyone, I'm sorry to say.
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The combat zone cannons are disqualified.
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And most of the room gets really quite happy about it, because no
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one really likes them. Let's go.
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This means, of course, that they are the competition, everyone.
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This changes the bracket just a little bit.
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Once the CZC is outed as cheating, the existing points
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are respected. They are considered the loser of
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the first match. The winner of Game 3 takes their
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place. The other is placed in the
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winner of the losers bracket. The competition continues.
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Those are the rules, everyone. Those are the rules.
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This means that of course the Roosters are back in the game.
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Everyone. The Roosters.
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And we get our money back from those two bastards, right?
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From the last match because that one seemed pretty Christy to me.
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If you don't give me my money back, I will get this crap back
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at all around. I'm I'm just the referee, my
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guy. That's not my responsibility.
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You'll have to take it out with management.
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And so the Roosters and Drama team will fight again for their
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right to go against the only person who hasn't been
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eliminated tonight, the Biohazards.
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I'm going to make a quick stop all the way back to the manager.
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All right, as you pass a betting machine betting starts, you head
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over to where the manager is and the rest of the crew go to set
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their bets as you head towards his office.
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What are you guys betting Game 5?
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Well, I mean, obviously on my, on my boat, on my, my, my, wait,
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who's playing? Roosters versus Trauma team
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Roosters. Versus trauma team, it's it's
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once again the same, the same dilemma, Jeb, the same dilemma.
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It's a rematch. Hold on.
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I'm going to close my hands. I'm going to close my ass, Reach
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deep inside my psyche. Who's talking?
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To me, Iona. Iona.
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Iona is the unexpected voice and I love it.
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Go Yes, Jeb. You need to be fiscally
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responsible. What does that mean?
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Place all your money on trauma team.
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That's true. That's what won me last time.
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See Iona, I always trust you with the things to do with money
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and. I'm very good with money.
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Yep, and and also like biology tap stuff but that's kind of not
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really come into play too much. I do.
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I do have a a master's degree. Yeah, see, that's why I always
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trusted you with with things I had to do with masters.
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In microbiology, yes. All right, well.
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Goodbye. Excuse me, booking computer.
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Jeff. Oh wait, hold on.
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What's Who's that? Jeff.
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Who's there? Retro up.
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With your heart back with your friendship.
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Whose friendship matters most? You're right, Retro, you're
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absolutely right. And I open my eyes with a, with
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a burst of, of friendship in my heart, and I walk over and I
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slip my, my card into the, my, my chip into the bookie machine.
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And I put all of my money on trauma Team.
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All the money. All of the money that you've got
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on your card, I mean 480. Let's go.
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Now Trauma Team is 1.6 for this match.
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And that's how it's going to be, yeah.
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Can I can I add to my overall win bet or is that closed?
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You can make another overall win bet, but that one is locked.
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That one is locked. Can I put down another?
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Let me look at my money. Can I put down 2000 on the
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biohazards to win for the second?
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$1000 on the. Biohazards or Trauma team or.
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This is for overall win. For overall win, OK.
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You've put another 2000 into the biohazards.
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Their odds have not changed because they have not played
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yet. So it's still 1.9.
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I will put the money that I just won back into this game and put
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it on Trauma Team. Cool.
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How much is that? That was 1120 and 20 eddies.
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You have 1120 for Trauma team to win game five, Yeah.
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This is a this is a risky bet because look, the Roosters are
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coming back from this like momentum, momentous moment and.
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It's big. All right, we're going to do our
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best. Iona you look over at VV as they
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finish their bet. They pull their card out and you
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go to pull your card out. The machine prompts you if you
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want to bet on the next match, a pop up if you like.
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It's obnoxious. In order to pull your card, you
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have to close the window. I did win some money on the last
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Biohazard game because I put 200 down.
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Yeah. So you have 400.
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I'll I'll put 300 on Trauma team to win this match.
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Retro You make it outside to the office and you're standing
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outside. Pound on the door.
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Bam bam, bam bam. The the the guy who runs the
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place opens the door once again and there is Herbert in front of
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you. Herb, Herb.
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Herb. Hey, how's it going, TV guy, I
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remember you. Yeah, very upset.
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Hey man, fucking wild. What the what?
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The referee just said you believe.
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It. Comments on cheating fuck.
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What you said wasn't going to happen.
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What? No one?
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No one had proof? Someone showed the ref proof.
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That's how this works. I did.
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I found it. Oh.
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Who's he? You.
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Oh, cool. Oh, right.
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Wait one second. What was it?
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He closes the door in your face and comes back out.
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Wait. Wait, man.
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Oh, here you go. So here's 50 eddies for for
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catching a cheater. That's the proof.
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That's how we work here. Great, I love that there's a
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bounding system on this. What about the money I lost
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during the bets for this illegal betting?
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Oh, you have to submit a form for that.
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We'll get back to you in about a week.
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I want it now. I can't give money out until the
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pug bowl is over. The system literally won't let
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me. So you.
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Need to give to me that money and then if I lose it, I lose
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it. What was your I mean, look, I
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need your betting key. I need to see your bets like oh,
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all right, every. Loss was tainted by the bet, so
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that means. It looks like you put 300 on the
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Roosters. You lost that.
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OK, well then I can give you 300 back.
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That's all I got for you, man. What about against the trauma
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team? That wouldn't have happened if
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they hadn't cheated. And I'll tell you this right
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now, if you don't give it back to me now, I will get.
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From a team. What happened?
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Sorry, No, I'm looking at your bets on the chip and it says you
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bet 300 on the Roosters in the game one and you lost that
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because they lost to combat zone.
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All the others have nothing to do with combat zone.
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I can't give you the money back according to the the terms and
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conditions. OK, I'll give you 300 back.
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I can give it to you cash if you want, or I can put it on the
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chip. That's up to you.
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I get it, These things happen. I'm sorry.
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I'm glad that they got caught before the end because I don't
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want to give some dipshit a nice trophy.
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Yeah, that's totally fair. I'll take the 300.
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How do you want it? You want it on the chip or do
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you want your money? Just give it on the chip, that's
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fine. OK.
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All right, thanks. Hand me your chip.
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I'll put it in the computer right now.
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Awesome. Great.
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He grabs your chip and he doesn't close the door.
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He goes with the computer, shoves it in, does the thing and
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pulls it back. If there's any office supplies
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around. There's a a tablet on the desk.
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Some pencils and anything like that around.
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You know what, I'm going to roll for it because I don't want to
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say, oh dude, that's A2. No, there's no pencils in there.
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The most the most cyberpunk. Tool of them all, yeah.
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So you get your 300 back for the bet that you lost in the first
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match. I'll fill out the form, fill it
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up. So I missed the betting thing
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and I'll thank you. That's fine.
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So here's your form. Hey by the way.
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Hey, betting's still open. Did you want to bet for someone?
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I got the chip in the machine. No, it's all right.
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I'm I will wait for for for the next one to bet.
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Hey I just want to know how do you spell your name again?
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Herbert. Herbert's last name again.
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Sandspire. Sandspire, All right.
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We ready for this, this, this shooting stuff to go up on the
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garden. I'm sure everybody will be
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interested in that. Cool.
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See you later. Oh yeah, no, I'm super excited.
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Our referee caught it before the competition was over and then it
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doesn't taint everything. Fuck dude, that's so awesome.
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You are in that 50. He.
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Closes the door, he seems nice and you step back into the room.
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You still have two minutes to bet if you want to I.
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Don't want to bet? You're going to bet on the
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Roosters. I'm not betting on this one.
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All right, hold me up. I got a roller die.
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I got a roller die. Yeah, All right.
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I guess I'm betting. Fuck.
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What are you betting? 2000.
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Game five 2000 for the Roosters to win at 1.5.
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And betting is closed. Retro.
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You walk back over to the rest of the crew as they gather
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outside of VIP. Hey.
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Jeff, come on, let's go. All right, let's go.
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Come on, let's get in, because I know.
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Oh. Jeff, have you got Chisner
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snaps? You should be sharing mate.
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And and, and I've got another one of them, one of them, just
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just here. You want anyone to see it?
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You want to see it? Oh, wait.
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Hold. On one SEC.
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One SEC Oh. That's spicy.
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Is this torture? Drugs.
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Yeah, you can just hear the two and Paul. 11 DV of this shit is
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13 no? So for the next 15 minutes you
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have +1 to reflex, but after 15 minutes you lose one from your
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reflex, which means until you sleep you now can't dodge
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bullets. Unless unless I get a little one
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and drink that one when I need. Exactly and and Jeb is now
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fairly drunk and is following you around Retro as the next
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match begins. I'm going to I'm actually going
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to go hang out with all my peeps in the coop for this one.
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Nice. Oh, that's fine.
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I'm going to hang out with all my friends and the urgent care.
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I don't know. What do you think they call it?
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It's cute, I like that. Deb, you don't want to come join
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the coop. And, and, and now there's a
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moment where Jeb is sitting there and he looks over and.
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And Phoebe? Is over there with like all of
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the all the fans and then the. Cool people.
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Looks over and then there's Retro, all of his fans.
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Yeah, come on. We all, we're all, we're all
22:40
Rooster fans over here. We all, we all want them to win,
22:43
right? You want the Roosters to win,
22:44
right? Yeah, yeah.
22:47
I I want, I want the Roosters to win.
22:51
You want the Roosters to win, right?
22:53
Yeah, I I put my money on on the rooster.
22:58
Yeah, Retro. I'm coming.
22:59
I'm coming, I'm coming. All right.
23:01
Yeah, Yeah. Betting is closed and their
23:05
match is about to begin and everybody get wild.
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around the table. And the green light says go and
24:13
the spread begins. Oh amazing as the Roosters
24:17
blockers take an early lead. Come on, Trauma Team.
24:24
Oh Phoebe, I I did put money on trauma team.
24:27
I knew you made the right choice, Iona.
24:30
They're going to win. Looks like the jammers are
24:34
really really stepping up with exactly the same all.
24:40
Right. Come on, Roosters.
24:41
Let's come on. We can do this.
24:43
I was able to get you back in. Come on.
24:45
I fought through fire and flame. Let's do this.
24:50
Jabber gets a hit on Trauma Team, landing the first point of
24:54
this return game. One point they're really
24:58
fighting for it after they got eliminated and brought back by a
25:02
very, very, very cool fan. Come on, Trauma team.
25:05
Lose. Take a dive.
25:08
To our trauma team takes a. Hit.
25:11
They're doing fine, right? They're they're rapidest.
25:15
Yeah, they'll they can come back.
25:18
Is Chad still? Which one is Chad again?
25:20
Oh shit. Yeah, there's Chad right there.
25:22
Look at him. He's got that smile.
25:26
Before Chad comes back, I'm going to talk to the the Coop.
25:34
I'm on my left now. Whoever's got if there's a
25:36
female fan there that has lipstick on, a really thick
25:38
lipstick, try to match VVS that I can put a couple of lipstick
25:43
marks on on my screen. All right, roll human perception
25:46
to get that to happen. Oh my God.
25:51
Well, not. Not only do you have to find
25:55
this person, you also have to convince them to put their lips
25:58
on your screen. So this is a 21.
26:02
It's a heroic move. All right.
26:04
It depends on his game. My game is good do.
26:08
You have the rizz, as kids would say.
26:11
Roll for Rizz 14. No, it was a 21.
26:16
I did say that you do. You do not find someone to do
26:19
so. Ohio Rizz.
26:23
Exactly. Oh, trauma teens rabbit rolls a
26:27
grid fail, and that's another point for the rooster.
26:32
Rooster one point that's two to nothing.
26:37
Oh great, successes on that lap, holy shit.
26:44
Oh man. Am I going to lose money I don't
26:50
really want? Oh, and that rabbit rolls a crit
26:56
success. The team rolls a stalemate on
26:59
that lap and nobody actually scores, but the tension is
27:03
rising. I don't want to lose money, I.
27:08
There's still hope. There's still hope.
27:11
Charlie Good song with that good 10.
27:14
Roosters rolling £2 fails. Oh, the rabbit rolls a quid.
27:17
Success. Come on, Dennis Scott, Come on.
27:22
Leaving the. Roosters rabbit wide.
27:25
Open, leaving the Roosters rabbit wide open and let's be
27:28
real, that's 2 great fails and the success which means the
27:33
Roosters lose a point. Trauma team gets their first
27:35
point on the board and this game is getting trauma.
27:45
Oh yeah, now we ain't going to dance.
27:50
Trauma team flinching into the blocker, really, really getting
27:54
it in there. And they are two to two.
27:56
This game is getting interesting.
27:58
It's currently all tied. They pulled it in starting.
28:03
Towards the win How does the the chant go?
28:07
Towers rise, sirens call. What is it?
28:12
No baby, nothing. Like a phoenix, we will fly.
28:17
Let's go Roosters. We are now the Phoenix.
28:20
I it's not looking good. Oh.
28:26
Trauma Tea rolling on that one and they lose their time.
28:30
Trauma Tea 14, their win, it looks like they're I'm really
28:35
hungry now that they're back in the game.
28:37
Trauma teams take the leads. Chad, Chad, I'm sorry that I I
28:44
threw something at you earlier. Do better.
28:47
Come on, Chad. Best team ever, Chad.
28:51
Best do it for me, Chad. Do it for VV.
28:56
Oh God. I was about to say something
29:00
that might be bad. That's not.
29:05
I know I didn't. I didn't say it.
29:07
I didn't say it. Oh, Roosters, crit flail on that
29:12
blocker. The rabbit only rolls 8.
29:13
That's definitely a hit. And we're back to a tie with
29:17
three to three Roosters. One board scores tie.
29:24
Yes, yes, Chad. Chad Chad Rock'n'roll
29:31
Rock'n'roll Chad. Your role play is enough that
29:35
Chad gets a + 1 to this role. Bullshit.
29:39
He. He.
29:41
Rolling up 12, their rabbits right out at the front and the
29:44
Roosters are going to have to defend this one.
29:49
Will wheat and roll? Will wheat and roll.
29:51
Let's go Chad. Let's go 2.
29:54
Crit fails and quit. One for success, but that's not
29:58
enough. Everybody and the Trauma Team
30:04
tower, Cyrus one boy, that point for Trauma Team, if they manage
30:09
to clinch this last lap, they are the winner and they'll be
30:12
going through to the final merge boy.
30:15
I I think I've become too emotionally invested in this.
30:20
Chad literally rolled a crit. He's blocker 2 that's 17.
30:24
You watch Chad, you watch Chad grab his jammer friend, whip
30:28
them around his body and and you see him do like a really expert
30:33
for him. Don't.
30:37
They just pull a tractor trailer where they actually re whip the
30:40
rabbit using the. No, they whipped their jammer
30:44
towards the rabbit and you watch this jammer glide forward, fish
30:48
their way through two other people and just fucking smack
30:52
the rabbit in the back of the head that that rabbit falls
30:56
slightly forward. The point score goes off, gains
31:03
five points. Win this match and the crowd
31:07
goes fucking wild. Good job, Chad.
31:14
We're doing amazing. Good job.
31:17
She likes me. Fuck you.
31:19
Chad, our hero. And there's only one more match
31:24
for the Park Ball. It was great to see a fair match
31:27
happen down here at the Park Ball.
31:30
Let's give everybody a round of applause for the Roosters for
31:33
coming back and playing. Good round of.
31:35
Applause when you hear the whole crowd like goes mad.
31:37
Everyone's giving them like as they come out of the things,
31:39
people are giving them high fives and you can tell that the
31:42
team themselves, it just happened.
31:45
They just had a good time. The Roosters aren't really that
31:47
they want that aggressive. They want that mean this is all
31:49
just meant to be a friendly game anyway and now that everybody
31:52
knows that combat zone, we're cheating.
31:54
All the other teams seem to just be a bit more into just playing
31:57
and having fun and you it's more the fans that are pissed off as
32:01
the fans around Retro are just pissed that they have lost.
32:04
Does does Chick have a concussion now because they got
32:08
smacked in the back of the head chick?
32:11
Does have a very obvious concussion, but they are
32:13
surrounded by medical professionals so you're fairly
32:17
certain they're going to be fine.
32:18
They're a bit woozy, but they're being held and everything's
32:20
groovy and awesome. Well, we did it.
32:24
Trauma team advanced. I won some of my money back.
32:28
Yeah, you and. Your betting chips go off.
32:31
And who did you bet on, Jeb? Well, I bet on the whip.
32:37
Is your ship growing to you? Well, you see, I just kind of
32:45
went into my mind palace, which apparently is going to be a
32:49
ongoing bit that I'm going to do now for the rest of the show.
32:55
And I talked to the the mental projections of my friends,
33:02
including you this time actually.
33:06
And I, I made the choice that felt right to me.
33:10
I will do what feels right Deb do.
33:14
What feels right? Actually I just, I just thought
33:16
I heard the mental projection of of Iona talking to me just now.
33:23
You can hear me in your head. Oh, wait.
33:26
Oh, that's just the comps. My mistake.
33:33
And you check your betting chips, everyone.
33:36
And Iona, you gained 480, Jeb you gained 768.
33:42
And Vivi, you have 1792. Eddies, I can afford another
33:49
cigarette and. You just want another one,
33:54
that's fine. Here you go.
33:56
Thank you. Oh my God.
33:57
Literally, I would make, I would make more money not picking this
34:00
up off the ground as I walked down the street.
34:01
Do you know what I mean? I'm so rich.
34:04
What's it like being that rich where things that would be a
34:07
convenience for us would be an inconvenience for you?
34:11
Life becomes kind of a playground.
34:12
I have a very, very loose sense of reality.
34:18
It's that. Don't you love the collector?
34:21
The collector. There's an enigma.
34:24
An enigma. Completely.
34:25
Oh. Enigma.
34:27
That's what I'm going to call my next dog.
34:30
And he walks away. My God.
34:33
All right, who's next The. Final match is about to begin.
34:36
Get your bets in everybody. It's the Biotinenica bio versus
34:40
versus the Trauma Team Tower. Sonar.
34:46
This is big. Chad versus Vendel.
34:50
Who's going to win? You mean Chad versus Hot Wheels?
34:55
Right hot. Wheels.
34:57
Hot betting will close in 5 minutes.
35:00
All right, Retro, who you going to root for?
35:03
Your team's out. I.
35:05
Don't know why you're talking to Retro.
35:06
Retro actually just left the stadium.
35:07
Oh. Retro's gone.
35:09
Hi, I guess. Retro.
35:11
Oh well. You call you call Retro on comms
35:14
and you can hear him being grumpy outside and complaining.
35:18
God damn it, motherfucker. Retro, are you coming back or
35:22
you gone OK? Why won't this light?
35:24
But I'm going to fucking turn this into a God damn trash can
35:27
fire. All right, I'm going to.
35:32
Retro Are you smoking the Are you smoking one of the like the
35:34
collective cigarettes? No, I just hit that in my TV
35:38
head for now. OK.
35:40
Well, I, well, unfortunately I put all my, I mean, I could
35:43
obviously change it, but I, I'm putting all my money in
35:47
Biotechnica. I really do hope that you guys
35:49
win. I am loyal to the Trauma team,
35:53
but I'm loyal to Van Bell. So here's hoping for the best.
35:59
Trauma team is currently at 1.7 and biohazards have bumped down
36:03
to 1.8. I will put the 480 I have on my
36:07
chip into all hazards for this match.
36:11
Cool. Can't.
36:13
Believe I lost $4000 on this. Oh my God.
36:18
I just updated my bank account right now.
36:21
Oh. God this isn't that awful
36:24
looking at your bank account after gambling so much.
36:28
Remember, listeners, gamble responsibly.
36:34
I own his bet 480 on the biohazards.
36:36
Anyone else doing any bet? I'm going to keep the money I
36:38
won for just just 1/2. Rainy day, so you've got 1792
36:44
which you can't take out until the competition is over, but it
36:47
is technically on the. OK.
36:48
I'm going to just bank that at the end.
36:51
Bank. And Jeb is going to very
36:54
specifically not bet anything. Interesting, Interesting choice,
36:59
Jeb. Well, well, you see, I had a
37:02
moment and I realized that, you know, you don't have to bet.
37:09
You don't have to bet at all. You can just take what you got
37:12
and you can invest, invest in, invest, invest in something that
37:18
you know is going to grow and gain value over time.
37:23
You know, like Dogecoin. A note to our listeners, don't
37:28
don't invest in crypto. Don't invest in invest.
37:32
In Retro Coin coming out next month.
37:34
Yes, that's definitely a thing that doesn't exist.
37:36
We do not actually have retro coin to a moment of.
37:41
Clarity while out there trying to start a fire in a trash can
37:44
because he wanted to throw it through the the doors and
37:48
instead comes back inside and heads to the locker rooms and
37:52
goes to Biotechnica. Hi.
37:57
Hi. Hi, I am thanks ha ha.
38:00
Yes, sure. For.
38:03
Sure. You really want to win?
38:04
Don't. You, yes.
38:06
That would make you happy, right?
38:08
Super happy. I'm really happy right now.
38:10
I don't know why. OK, let me see your skates.
38:15
What? I didn't hear what you said
38:16
because Jeb talked at the same time.
38:17
Let me see your skates. OK, and they take their skates
38:21
off fast than you've ever fucking seen and they hand them
38:22
to you. Here you go.
38:24
All right, I'm going to upgrade their skates using what little
38:31
scrap I have, plus some extra oil to make sure that their
38:36
blades will glide faster and that they are better protected
38:41
against somebody trying to shoot them with a fucking dart or just
38:47
pretty much, oh, just up armor. And so even if they took a bat
38:49
to their ankle, they can't break it.
38:51
Oh, nice. So you've like reinforced the
38:53
ankle things like ankles, dude. Yeah, roll for it.
38:56
Like a bajillion, I'm sure. I actually, I literally almost
38:59
put everything away because I was so upset.
39:01
Oh. Wow.
39:04
That's a role that you I don't see upgrade very often.
39:07
That's 23. Yeah, you upgrade these skates,
39:09
they are now really fucking good and they give plus one to move
39:13
until the oil runs out. And I'm, I'm just going to look
39:16
at Vendell eye to eye. I didn't do this.
39:19
You didn't see me do this. I did not do this.
39:22
Wow. These drugs are really good.
39:24
Wild. An imaginary retro cool.
39:29
And they close the door in your face.
39:31
And then Retro heads back inside.
39:32
I'm not. I'm not watching this charade.
39:35
It's just a few moments before the match.
39:38
Does anyone else do anything else?
39:40
I'd like to I'd like to try to go into VIP again.
39:43
Is there anyone else in VIP already?
39:46
Yeah, Iona and VV is in VIP. Don't let the and the collector.
39:52
And shark. And sharks in here, but he's not
39:55
paying any attention to you. He's he's holding his head in
39:59
his hands because he's losing so much.
40:01
He's he's, he's, he's lost a lot of money because he's spent.
40:04
A lot of money. No one asked him but he he
40:06
better go on combat zone so he's not having a good day.
40:10
Oh, so this? In fact, he's so pissed off he's
40:13
actually on. He's walking out.
40:14
Fuck. It I'm I'm an important MPC but
40:18
not one talk to me. So this he's for sure to me now.
40:23
So as he's walking out, excuse me, you're gonna can I take
40:27
your, your VIP spot? My my friends are in there.
40:30
Fucking fuck. Time.
40:31
Thank you. Have a great day.
40:33
Yeah, get. Fucked.
40:35
OK, well, rude, all right. And I walk into the VIP.
40:39
Do you? Have a ticket?
40:40
I got this one right here. He scans the barcode.
40:44
Well, this place is pretty nice. They got an open bar in here or
40:49
what? Well, I mean it, it's you still
40:53
have to pay, but they've got special drinks in here.
40:55
Jim, look. They got one of them, one of
40:59
them Spirit fucking. What are they called?
41:03
Jesus Christ. Hey, asking for a Beethoven's
41:05
Fifth. Oh, OK, my my friend Retro says
41:10
that you make a mean Beethoven's Fifth.
41:14
Now we've got only certain drinks today.
41:15
I'm sorry, that was last week. We've got Glosyn's Martinis,
41:19
Jizzner Ale and also I can sell some other.
41:23
Stuff, but you'd have to roll for that.
41:25
Well, I suppose I could do that. I haven't rolled too much other
41:28
than some resist torture drugs this time, so I think it's worth
41:32
a roll. What am I doing?
41:35
Rob Persuasion. Sure. 20 That beats the DV of
41:39
17. That ain't too bad.
41:41
I always have synth color. Oh, do you?
41:45
Well, you know, personally that's not exactly my cup of
41:49
tea. I'm more of a hard alcohol kind
41:53
of kind of person. Or for retro, the.
41:56
The synth the the the glow synth martinis, they do make you a lot
42:01
more personable. Wow you don't say.
42:03
People have been saying that I'm annoying so maybe this will make
42:07
me. Less annoying.
42:10
Listen to them, you still are annoying.
42:14
Well, that's probably true. And you had to have forty 80s
42:18
and they hand you this beautiful glow since martini.
42:20
What? Team, are you supporting?
42:21
Just about 10. I don't know, what do you think?
42:23
Well, there are only two teams left.
42:25
Well, yeah. I have.
42:27
Or the trauma team tower. Sirens.
42:29
But like, what do you feel like you know?
42:31
Well, it's essentially do you want your drink to be yellow?
42:33
Or blue. Oh well, I want them to be blue.
42:35
You got it and they make your drink blue.
42:38
Well, thank you. I appreciate that.
42:40
What does this mean? Which team am I supported then?
42:43
Trauma Team. Blue.
42:44
Oh well, all right, I can think of 1 little lady is going to be
42:48
excited about this. And as you sip this drink, it is
42:53
an expensive alcoholic drink that is otherwise harmless.
42:57
It is not easy to get. It has to be made by someone
43:00
who's very talented. It's one of the few places
43:02
you're going to be able to get this bomb is just really good.
43:04
And as you sip it, you gain plus one to persuasion for the next
43:07
15 minutes. That ain't too.
43:10
Bad betting has closed. The final match is about to
43:15
begin. It's time.
43:18
Who goes first? Well, it's it's trying evens.
43:23
It is the Biotechnicus. I'm like sweating both both Jade
43:28
and Iona. Sweating.
43:31
This is almost as stressful as when we shot Retro out of a
43:33
spaceship. I'd say so.
43:36
The teams are at the line and the green light says go go go,
43:40
and even after the first roll it looks like there's an extreme
43:44
lead for the Biohazards with their All Star Rabbit tonight
43:48
Vendel. All the.
43:49
Way up at the front of the line. Looks like they've got a really
43:54
early lead that gives them tasty leads as they're about to get
43:58
into contact with Eminent. Hot Wheels, Hot Wheels.
44:02
Hot Wheels. Jeb, you're now considerably
44:05
drunk. You've had quite a few
44:06
beverages. The Trauma Team's route is
44:10
lagging behind when the Crip failed.
44:13
Looks like those jammers are going to get close in the next
44:16
lap when the carnage begins. Don't forget that you can ask
44:20
Vendel to do their special move whenever you want.
44:22
I'm waiting. Good.
44:25
I have it locked and loaded. Don't you worry, I didn't
44:28
forget. Oh, don't you?
44:31
Oh, don't you worry, I didn't forget.
44:35
Oh. Dramaty rolling a crip failed
44:37
with the jammer who lags behind giving a little bit of an open
44:41
for the jammers on Bio Technica's team.
44:43
The Biohazards clinched their first point of the game as the
44:49
one point this spread knee tight.
44:52
Spread knee tight. You get it.
45:00
You get it. And I and I nudge Yeah, you get
45:04
it, You get it reread because we just like, you know.
45:09
Yes, I get it. Crit fail and even that great
45:16
success on the jammer side is not good enough because the
45:18
jammers roll higher and they lose another point and biotech
45:23
biohouses one boy chasing the lead, getting closer to that win
45:27
to win the part. Balls tonight at 2:00 to
45:29
nothing. Wow.
45:31
This is. And they don't call them hot
45:34
meals for nothing. This.
45:36
Might be a quick match. E Biotechnical.
45:40
Yet another crit success. Holy.
45:44
Shit, Biotechnica wants this win.
45:47
Go biohazards. Go biohazards.
45:51
And everyone in the VIP area is surprised as they watch Iona
45:56
start to do one of the chants. Oh, that's two crit fails for
45:59
for Trauma team Holy. Shit, oh jammer down blocker
46:05
down there, getting back up, but that's another opener.
46:08
And now one point. This is going to be a white two
46:23
critic successes but bio hasn't been rabbit rolled a crit
46:26
success 18 of holy shit. Almost laughed in the backhand
46:34
of the jammers. Holy shit is trauma team able to
46:39
do anything to defend the situation?
46:41
I don't know, will they? The hazard is no bio hazard.
46:47
One point and this is the last. That's point of the game.
46:51
That's Point Vendel. Comes round to the third lap and
46:54
you hear over your communicator. Do it now.
46:58
It's the play shape. Baby.
47:02
And as two of the blockers come up behind Vendel, I'm not
47:05
rolling for the team on this. You're going to work for this.
47:07
Great as. Two jammers come up behind
47:10
Vendel. Then they'll take the shovel and
47:12
shoves it into the ground, scraping the foe wood and
47:15
creating a big shave of this material as it curls into a
47:19
large ball. It turns and it twists and it
47:23
starts to look like a tumbleweed.
47:25
Then they'll flicks the ball of light balsa like wood floating
47:29
through the air at speeds, scrapes the shovel against the
47:33
metal curve of the rink and flicks the sparks across the
47:38
air. As they catch the wood mid air.
47:40
They throw the ball back with a big swing.
47:42
It smacks straight into one of the jammers, leaving it open.
47:46
And this is the moment where the team has a chance to win their
47:50
final point. Does it land?
47:52
Oh my God. Was that illegal?
47:54
What am I rolling? Whatever you want.
48:01
We're going to roll brawling, but I'm going to put Olivendo's
48:04
luck into it, which is only two luck points, yeah.
48:07
But. But two points nonetheless. 2.
48:12
Luck. All right, Hot Wheels, here we
48:14
go, 20. 4. 2424 is literally. Listed.
48:20
As incredible you watch this ball fire cascade through the
48:25
air, leaving streaks of light around Bendel as they curve and
48:30
swish away from the attacks around them.
48:33
Jammer tries to take a swing but is distracted.
48:35
With A2, holy shit. And that last hit comes behind
48:39
as the rabbit is distracted by the awe inspiring move as Vendel
48:43
looks so fucking cool surrounded by literal fire sparking around
48:48
them. The oil in their wheels captures
48:50
a little bit and there's fire lines leaning between them.
48:53
They don't give a fuck as they scorch the ground and that final
48:58
point happens and the crowd final talking wild.
49:01
Biotechnic wins the pug bowl and everyone goes insane as the
49:06
crowd is screaming Iona. You get a text message from
49:10
management and all it says is well done and money gets placed
49:15
in your account. Oh my God.
49:20
None of none of you guys hear that.
49:22
You can as a player be like holy shit, but you don't know that.
49:25
I also didn't do anything. That's what they all say.
49:31
Oh. Yes, I do OK.
49:34
That's all. I'm just checking that you.
49:36
That you remember. OK, I remember the message.
49:39
I don't think I did anything wrong.
49:40
You didn't do anything wrong but Bio.
49:42
But Biotechnica did win and everyone's going crazy, but
49:47
Bendell comes out of the rink, they're getting patted on the
49:49
back by all these people and they come up to Iona.
49:51
I don't know, I. Did.
49:55
Wow, that. Was so cool.
49:57
And Vendel goes up to you and without thinking, gives you a
50:00
big fucking hug. Vendel smells like burnt wood
50:04
and sweat. I am so excited that I hug
50:11
Vendel back and I hit them up and I spin them around like a
50:17
celebratory move. You did it, Hot Wheels.
50:21
You did it. Forget it, I'm home.
50:22
Wheels. I should quit.
50:23
This is fucking terrible. My heart is pounding out of my
50:25
chest. Phoebe held.
50:28
That's just the adrenaline or it'll wear off soon.
50:33
I also did loads of cocaine DV that.
50:37
Can't be good for your heart. As you're looking at Vendel,
50:41
your bedding chip goes off. Oh my gosh, this is the moment
50:47
of truth. Everyone it.
50:48
Starts to calculate. Everyone else's betting chip
50:50
goes off first. Yours is the biggest value, so
50:54
it takes a little bit of time to compute Iona for the last match.
50:58
Because. IO Hazards won the match.
51:01
For the match you get 864 eddies for the whole thing.
51:07
You did an overall bet of A. 3000.
51:11
Of 1000 for the biohats is at the beginning at two point O
51:14
which means you get 2000 and then you made 400 for ping.
51:17
Don't forget to give that to me Vivi.
51:21
You bet 700 on trauma team and you watch that 700 disappear
51:26
from your bedding chip. It then rotates onto the other
51:31
bet that you had 10K on the biohazards and you see 9000
51:37
eddies apply and then a green light goes on the chip saying
51:40
that you can retrieve the money. You now have almost 20 grand.
51:45
That's true. Holy shit.
51:47
Guys, I. The the.
51:50
Made. Going to be in shambles.
51:53
I made 20,000 eddies from this. Oh great, So you can get, you
51:57
can pay me back. Awesome.
51:59
Oh, Houston, you said it was on the House.
52:02
No, I said I'd give you $10,000 because you needed to get in.
52:05
VIPI wasn't. I need money.
52:07
I have rent to pay, you can keep them and I just want my 10 back.
52:10
Wait, who? Who is this song Give me?
52:12
Vendel. Oh, I thought for.
52:15
I'm thinking the collector for some reason.
52:17
I'm thinking the. Collector I was like, why?
52:20
No, Everybody used rent. I was the ones on drugs.
52:22
Vivi, yes, sorry. Vendel yes.
52:24
Vendel Vendel yes. I will pay you back right now.
52:28
10K. I just made 10,000 oh wait
52:31
that's my money already. But yay friendship when they pay
52:34
you back, that's nice. I've never once doubted you,
52:38
Bendel. Just.
52:39
I mean just just, you know. Just, you know.
52:43
It it sucks that you beat trauma team but I'm happy for you.
52:46
And Iona you get an extra 3800 for that spread.
52:50
Bet you did for 2001. The last one, yeah.
52:52
Awesome. Great.
52:53
Oh, Iona, did you win money too? Did people bet on me?
52:57
I sure did, and this is for. You can I help.
52:59
Yes, you did. I give Bendel 2000.
53:02
Oh, thanks. Money fresh.
53:06
How did you do? I did, all right.
53:07
Yeah. Yeah.
53:08
I I bet a load of money. No one.
53:10
No one saw. I bet all my money on
53:12
Biotechnica. So how much money do I have,
53:15
Iona? You got paying attention.
53:17
So I just spent it all. I told you only 700.
53:22
For that one. You didn't say for the whole
53:24
thing. All right, all right.
53:27
Right now you have 900 dollars, 900 euro dollars.
53:31
That means I made $1710 on that holy.
53:35
Shit, 1710, there you go. Pretty good, honey.
53:40
It looks like everyone had a great time.
53:42
Wait, where's Rich Retro? You gather outside and there's
53:47
retro sitting on a trash can. Oh boy, here it comes.
53:51
Retro. You're right buddy, he's just
53:55
grumpy pants. He's grumpy.
53:58
Oh. Guys, I know I'm like really,
54:01
really high on drugs, but it kind of feels like Retro wants
54:04
to go home. I'm very ready to go home.
54:07
I guess that was it. We I had fun.
54:12
I I you know what I did have fun.
54:15
You know what? I didn't die.
54:17
I had a great time, really learned a lot about myself,
54:21
about my friends, and that I don't necessarily have to get
54:26
addicted to gambling. Instead, I'll get addicted to
54:30
something else. And some guy passes you and
54:33
hands you a can of shine fuck up.
54:35
Yeah, that's it. That's it.
54:37
Come on now. You crack another can and shoot
54:40
it back. Oh yeah, that's good.
54:43
That's real good. And you lot spend a little bit
54:46
of time outside of the front of the pug bowl.
54:47
Vendel yes, you know, you're really good on a pair of wheels.
54:51
Yeah, maybe I should get some some skate feet.
54:54
We'll get you some skate feet. We'll have to go to our market.
54:58
I I think. I think I'm pretty fucking drunk
55:02
again. Not Jeb.
55:15
Next time on no latency. What y'all like vindo?
55:23
Yeah, you know, I, I think I'd, I'd love just one, just one.
55:27
I totally know what I'm doing. OK, let's get to work.
55:30
Totally should be Vivi. I've seen how you play with that
55:33
old school game Operation. I I don't think that synth coke
55:36
is is the way you want to go. But I'm good to go like.
55:39
Real bread or synth bread? Yeah, it's synth bread, but come
55:42
on. It's Halloween, guys we need.
55:45
Costumes. Are you dressed?
55:46
Should we, should we wait to reveal your costume till we're
55:48
at the bar? Yeah, yeah.
55:49
Don't, don't come in yet. I don't want to see it, It's a
55:52
bit of a spoiler. We we meet back in the bar in
55:54
30. Yeah, a new brain dance, Joe.
55:57
You look great. You look fantastic.
55:59
I don't know how I'm not supposed to copy your accent all
56:01
night. Yeah, that's bone.
56:02
And the letter is something called Fillion Rail.
56:04
Blast, blast, blast. Oh woo.
56:06
Happy Halloween VVVV, could you could you patch up Vendel's
56:09
elbow? Yeah, What did you trip over?
56:11
Are you all right? Well, I'm going to up the stakes
56:12
and stab it in the heart. Yeah, I don't have anything.
56:16
Oh, Vendel, are you all right? Oh shit, Vendel.
56:19
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56:21
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56:22
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