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Lust, Zooming While Ugly, Fabolous Sleep and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: You turn you're going to do? You are? You gotta
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  Speaker 1: come on your baby, huh. I show will a good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. Y'all listening to the voice, come on, dig
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  Speaker 1: me now wanted only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. I was working out. I was talking
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  Speaker 1: to a buddy of mine, and I was telling him
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  Speaker 1: something that Bishop T. D. Jake's told me one time.
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  Speaker 1: I heard him say it. He said, oh, I would
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  Speaker 1: hate to die and not do the thing that I
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  Speaker 1: was born to do. I would hate to die and
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  Speaker 1: not do the thing that I was born to do. Man,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, man. That hit me like a
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  Speaker 1: like a like a pile of bricks man, because it
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  Speaker 1: made me feel so grateful that God has allowed me
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  Speaker 1: to live my life this way now. And I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about grateful for all of it, the good, the bad,
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  Speaker 1: and the ugly, and I have had all of them.
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  Speaker 1: The person you see today it ain't always who I was.
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  Speaker 1: It was on the inside of me, but it hadn't
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  Speaker 1: externalized itself, if that's a word. It hadn't been brought out.
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  Speaker 1: It was in hell, but it was under development. Who
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  Speaker 1: I am today was a process. But like I said before,
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  Speaker 1: don't trip hem through with me yet. Even today, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still an imperfect soldier for Christ. Today I still fall
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  Speaker 1: short oftentimes, but I'll tell you what, I'm ever grateful
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  Speaker 1: for the life I have. And you know what, I
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  Speaker 1: want to encourage everybody today to explore your possibilities. I mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: explore your possibilities. Why would you not want to find out, discover,
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  Speaker 1: or know what it is God got for you? Why
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  Speaker 1: would you not want to achieve or accomplish all of
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  Speaker 1: your possibilities? Now, as I ask you this question, I
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  Speaker 1: want you to know that the devil is busy, that
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  Speaker 1: he plays mind tricks. So as you hear this, I
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  Speaker 1: already know he's saying to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: that's easy for you to say, But I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: myself in this situation right here. Ain't nothing too hard
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  Speaker 1: for God, nothing, nothing and see, So as you listen
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  Speaker 1: to me to try to get your mind open to this.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not want to explore all of your
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  Speaker 1: life's possibilities, what's possible with your life? And I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about from right where you are right now. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: asking you to change, I'm not asking you to do anything.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is a fact that God can
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  Speaker 1: get you from right where you are right now. Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken,
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  Speaker 1: all of that, misfortunate, all of the missus you've been
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  Speaker 1: talking about in your life. You know you I missed
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  Speaker 1: a lottery, I missed my ride. They fined men, I
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  Speaker 1: missed the deadline. I didn't get it. Miss people. People
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  Speaker 1: just miss stay self to death. If you've been all
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  Speaker 1: in missus, God can get you from right where you are.
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  Speaker 1: God a home run hitter. I'm here to tell you
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  Speaker 1: that he's a home run hitter. He's a put him
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  Speaker 1: over the wall whenever he wants to, all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And you can be a recipient of some of these
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  Speaker 1: home runs. He'll put the bat in your hand. But
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  Speaker 1: you got to sway now, listen to me. You got
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  Speaker 1: to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got to stop
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  Speaker 1: holding yourself down with beating yourself up. He won't hold
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  Speaker 1: you down about it if you don't hold yourself down
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  Speaker 1: about it. But I'm gonna tell you one more time.
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  Speaker 1: The devil is busy. So what the devil do is
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  Speaker 1: he makes you think you ain't worthy. He makes you
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  Speaker 1: think that you've done something so despicable that you can't
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  Speaker 1: come back from it. He makes you feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: so low you can't go up high. He knocked you
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  Speaker 1: down and make you feel like you've been knocked down
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  Speaker 1: harder than anybody else. You can't get up. He rolled
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  Speaker 1: you so deep down in that ditch you can't see
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  Speaker 1: over the edge. God can come get you from no
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  Speaker 1: matter where you are. I'm telling you, man, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: in no hole too deep for God. Magic Johnson to
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  Speaker 1: tell you that. Listen to me. You ain't in no
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  Speaker 1: hole too deep for God. Steve Harvey can tell you
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  Speaker 1: that you ain't in a hole too deep for God.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler Perry can tell you that. I can name you
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  Speaker 1: some people. Bishop Jake can tell you that. I could
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Kenneth Alma can tell you that. Bishop Kenneth Olman,
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  Speaker 1: I could tell you some people Kirk Franklin can tell
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  Speaker 1: you that. Donnie mcclarkton can tell you that. I just
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  Speaker 1: know some people personally man that they've been in a hole.
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  Speaker 1: Joel Oldstein can tell you about it. I know some
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  Speaker 1: people man been down, been in a hole so deep.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you. Paula Deane can tell you about it. See.
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  Speaker 1: But but you know what, then here we go, see
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  Speaker 1: we see see you know, see we don't we don't
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  Speaker 1: like to talk about that because now we want everybody
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  Speaker 1: to pay extra hard for some mistakes they made when
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  Speaker 1: clearly and excuse me for being a new Christian, but
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  Speaker 1: there is a PRAYD that I've been saying since I
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  Speaker 1: was a little bitty boy, and it took me till
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  Speaker 1: I was a grown man to understand it. Forgive us
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  Speaker 1: our trust pass as we forgive those who trust passed
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  Speaker 1: against us. So see, it ain't my job to hold
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  Speaker 1: nobody down, to keep my knee on somebody's neck. Who
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  Speaker 1: am I I'm gonna need some forgiveness in a second here,
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  Speaker 1: probably today. See so all this, you're holding people down
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  Speaker 1: with the way you feeling bout the man. She shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have said this, and she will never get it. I
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  Speaker 1: never support this again. Man, get up, get up and
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  Speaker 1: get real. You're for real. You think you ain't fit
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  Speaker 1: the need forgiveness? Real soon you ain't finn to make
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  Speaker 1: a diabolical mistake in your life. You don't think you are.
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  Speaker 1: I have thousands of them, probably gonna make a few
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  Speaker 1: hundred more for I get up out of here. So
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  Speaker 1: I've decided to be in a forgiving business because I
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  Speaker 1: want God to forgive my trust passes as I forgive
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  Speaker 1: those who trust passed against me. You understand. See excuse
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  Speaker 1: me for being a new Christian. I get I get
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  Speaker 1: tired of talking to piston, to people man supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be saved and talking about their christian I don't want
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  Speaker 1: that type of legion. Man. I ain't in that no more.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't in that. You can call me wrong if
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  Speaker 1: you want to saying how you want to say. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't in that no more. I ain't in all that.
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  Speaker 1: You can feel how you want to feel about me.
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  Speaker 1: But I got proof that God work in my life.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I can't hardly get it out Sometime when
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  Speaker 1: people ask me something about deeper on the inside of me,
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  Speaker 1: about my soul and how I used to being and
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  Speaker 1: my journey and my trip because people don't know the
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  Speaker 1: trip I've been on. You ain't been on one worse
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  Speaker 1: than me. But you know what, you ain't in a
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  Speaker 1: hole too deep. God can't get you out of. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I wish, I want. I want people to remember that man,
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  Speaker 1: God is a redeemer, He the great I am. So
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't got nothing, now what you asking for?
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  Speaker 1: You know you might not have nothing because you ain't
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  Speaker 1: asking for nothing. Could asking God to get you out
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  Speaker 1: of debt and ask God for a life of abundance.
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  Speaker 1: Then you take the money and you get out of debt.
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  Speaker 1: You keep asking to get out of debt, you keep
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  Speaker 1: being in debt to get out of Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: what you're asking God? Fault? I'm just tripping today, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I apologize. You're listening. Morning, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: It is here, another fantastic day, another opportunity to God
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  Speaker 1: has provided. We are all here. We have a measure
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  Speaker 1: of health. We are in the land of the living,
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  Speaker 1: and we are available for what's about to occur today. Now.
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty two minutes after the hour, you yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what you got for us today? I Ranny yesterday, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm a running back today because it's just that ignorant.
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  Speaker 1: You understand, that's what running back is. Fuck and you
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  Speaker 1: come back running back again making movie. This right here
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  Speaker 1: is fight night. So let's run bad kid though stupid
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  Speaker 1: time right now, y'all from the nephew, Come on, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak to Troy. Yeah, here Hey, Troy,
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  Speaker 1: you're doing man, it's Kirby Man. I live a couple
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  Speaker 1: of streets over from you. What what's happening with your brother,
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  Speaker 1: Kirban Kenny? Kenny gave me you got kid, you know
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  Speaker 1: Kenny on your street? Right? Oh yeah, you had no Kenny?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Kenny gave me your number. Man, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to reach out. I'm inviting a lot of people in
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood, man, to you know, Mayweather fight. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: inviting a lot of people over to the fight party
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  Speaker 1: over here at my house. Oh yeah, yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna watching on fight too. Learns that don't sound like
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  Speaker 1: a bird I did. Man, Okay, okay, well listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: come on through. Everybody's gonna be getting here like around
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  Speaker 1: seven seven thirty and uh man, we got food. We
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  Speaker 1: got Luka margaritea machine. My boy here gonna be on
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  Speaker 1: the grill with the burgers and the hot dogs. Man,
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  Speaker 1: and one of my other partner's gonna be smoking some
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  Speaker 1: wings man, so we could man. So I'm just inviting
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of people to the neighborhood to through cool
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  Speaker 1: You need me brace some through mass one anything. Uh
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  Speaker 1: look at now that you uh now that you mentioned it, man,
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  Speaker 1: we we missed a little something. Uh hey, let me
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you this here. Try you. Um, you
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  Speaker 1: got cable at your house? Yeah yeah, I got. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: listen what we need man, I got about four thousand
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  Speaker 1: feet a cable card. And what I want to do
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  Speaker 1: is come over there and hook up this cable card
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  Speaker 1: to your house and run in two streets over to
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  Speaker 1: my house so we can watch the fight in the backyard.
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  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, hold up, man, I know you
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  Speaker 1: hold up, manh I know hold I know you didn't
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  Speaker 1: just say I say that again? You want you got?
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  Speaker 1: We got, like I say, we got the food, the
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  Speaker 1: look of all of that. Man, you know a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people coming over. But see the problem is I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got cable here at the house. But how is
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  Speaker 1: you gonna have a fight, parter? And you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no cable? And that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You asked me what did you help out wit? So
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm asking you. I used to wait for
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  Speaker 1: the cable coming. I know how to hook it up
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  Speaker 1: at your house. I know how to buy pass pay
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  Speaker 1: per view. We're gonna run it two streets. So I
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  Speaker 1: got a real duable cable call. I got a big TV.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put out in the backyard. You called me
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  Speaker 1: and invite me to a fight part of y'all ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no no no cable. Now you want me to
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  Speaker 1: do something illegal and run four thous of see the
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  Speaker 1: cable wives two streets over to my backyard over the city.
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  Speaker 1: I might heal d wife fold man, Get me put out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm already to have my mortgage are already now. Now
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  Speaker 1: you want me to do something legal, get me put out? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I understand that. Do will listening. What I'm saying is
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  Speaker 1: we're just talking about for a few hours. We ain't open.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't like we're gonna do it for a couple
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  Speaker 1: of days. And now I don't know how you can
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  Speaker 1: leaven to call it collup a cat man and invite
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  Speaker 1: them out to a fight part. And you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no cable. Okay, but I invited you to. You putn't
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  Speaker 1: get looking food and stuff. Man, You putn't have a
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  Speaker 1: good time. Do your part. Let me let me get
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of okay, but for a couple of
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  Speaker 1: hours so everybody can watch the fight so you want
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  Speaker 1: to have a fight. Part that in my heart. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you like that. I'm not saying we
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  Speaker 1: haveing it how house. Man, I'm like you see, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna we're having it at were just using your
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  Speaker 1: cave for man. I can't have no cave. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't do nothing that legal. Man. So I'm not having
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  Speaker 1: no polies in front of my house. Man. I got
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  Speaker 1: I got a family. Now, I'm a family. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: got to get up every morning, go to work. I
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  Speaker 1: work hard. I'm not and I got it. Man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just killing you for a few hours. Man. So we
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  Speaker 1: everybody see the Mayweather fight. Man. Man, you're saying clear man, Kennedy, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't really know y'all people like that. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know Kenny Well. I didn't know because of
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  Speaker 1: keep a nice yard. Man. I don't know, y'all. I
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  Speaker 1: can't be having no laws and all this in my
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  Speaker 1: children running around this cave, but coming from my high light.
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  Speaker 1: I can't have that. Man. I might here with the
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  Speaker 1: white fold. These white folks are not having it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I understand all that, man, but I didn't invite it
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  Speaker 1: all these people. I can't disappoint these people. I got
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  Speaker 1: to have the fight on at the house. I understand
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  Speaker 1: your situation, brother. I want to be at your house
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  Speaker 1: watching the fight too, but I can't know where in
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  Speaker 1: the running for. They have no folks out for the cave,
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  Speaker 1: but running from my house. I can't see that one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not hit the suburb now with a family, and
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  Speaker 1: I can't do them type of thing. Man, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want the police, I don't want the cable.
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  Speaker 1: Came man, you the only one in the suburb. I'm
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  Speaker 1: out here too. What I'm trying to tell you if
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  Speaker 1: I'm nothing to disappoint the people now, I want to
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  Speaker 1: have your approval, But I'm coming to hook this table up.
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  Speaker 1: You tell me well to hook up from cable. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming to your eyes to hook this table and run
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  Speaker 1: it two streets old. Oh. So if I say you
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  Speaker 1: can't hook it up, you're gonna come and hook up
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  Speaker 1: anywhere that was you're telling me. I'm telling you I
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  Speaker 1: can't disappoint these people. I'm coming to hook this cable up, man,
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  Speaker 1: whether you like it or not. Now, if you put
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  Speaker 1: in front of my hour folks for the cable, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonnae I got it right. Hey man, I can't disappoint
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  Speaker 1: these people now. I'm just trying to get you to
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  Speaker 1: show some law for four just appointment. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: a shot form. If you come around house, you're bringing
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  Speaker 1: the people you got coming up with you so they
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  Speaker 1: can see the fight. Hey man, what are you? What
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  Speaker 1: are you saying? You're trying to tell me you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna let me hook the cable up. When I get
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  Speaker 1: over that, I'm standing up on it and I'll be
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  Speaker 1: waiting out there with no short shot. You're gonna steam
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  Speaker 1: around with me. Hey man, I'm nothing to sit Kennedy
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  Speaker 1: me you was. I don't who to step are You're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna give me the breaking no long in front
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  Speaker 1: of my chittering out here. Man, I'm saying nine years
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  Speaker 1: I'm playing them games. Man, when I was young. You
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  Speaker 1: maye with a cut, of course, me with a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money. But hey, I'm not going for I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going for that route to sign brother. I'm not having
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  Speaker 1: all that activity going on in my house. I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: over that and I'm looking up this cable. When you
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  Speaker 1: come over here, you to bad. I got something fun
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  Speaker 1: of you testing you come over. I'm gonna sending in
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  Speaker 1: front of my house right now. I can't it comes
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  Speaker 1: winning two, mister Cary, I got some from y'all all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you if I'm coming over, the look my
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  Speaker 1: cable off so these people can watch fight. They were
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  Speaker 1: lining up dead. Yeah, and you gonna come take some
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: care from my house. Line it up. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: my wife's taking my hands up right now, so I'm
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: beings like. I got one more thing I need to
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: say to you though, issue listening. I don't care what
• 19:40
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• 19:42
  Speaker 1: might raise the hip with you because you're gonna leave him.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: You come front of my house a cable car, I
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: don't know who you is, and I'm gonna whop killing
• 19:49
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• 19:51
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  Speaker 1: to come and I'm gonna whop you if you come
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: around him then lost this time about you know who's
• 19:58
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• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Right now, I said, I got one more thing to
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: say to you. What you say is you're listening to me.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. This is nephew, caught me from the Steve
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Harbitt Mourning Show. You just got cranked by your boy?
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Who who you say is here? This is nephew tim
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: me from the Steve Horbitt Mourning Show. And I know
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: you ain't called my phone. Man, my blood pressure hid here.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: You got me ready to squabre. I mean I got
• 20:28
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• 20:32
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• 20:35
  Speaker 1: ask you this right here, choy, what is what is
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• 20:40
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• 20:45
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you? Coming up next to is
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: asked the clo with the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: in the building, ready for your love questions. Right after this,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: you're listening saying show coming up at the top of
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: the hour. And entertainment news super Bowl fifty six is halftime.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Performers signed a football and it's up for auction now.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: And rapper Fabulous tells us how a woman ended up
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: sleeping on his shoulder in a club. It can happen,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: It can happen. We'll see right now. Right now, it's
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: is here ready for you, all right, Paris and DC Rights.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I was sitting on the couch with my husband and
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: his phone rang. I saw my hairstylist name pop up.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: They talked, and he set himself an appointment to get
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: his hair braided. I didn't even know he was my style.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know he knew my stylist. Shouldn't he
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: have mentioned this to me first? Shouldn't he have asked
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: me to make his hair appointment? Shouldn't he have Well,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: if he's sitting on the couch and it rings and
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: he answers it right there, then there's nothing to worry about. See,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: it's when they got to get up, when they well,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: he's a dead sign. Is something wrong? If your husband's
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: phone rang, and it and it and it rings, and
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: he picks it up and throws it through the TV,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: there's a probably a dead sign that something's going on.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: You know. If his phone rings and he starts stomping
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: it caused the sound of the ring toned and got
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: on his nerve, there's something going on. But if he
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: just answers the phone, I think it's y'all think it's okay.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he should have. You know he
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: got your hairstyleis number he knows. You know he going
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: down and get his hand raised out. You know that's
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: all it is to me? All right? All right, um, Katrina,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: and Savannah says, my boyfriend just got divorced, and I
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: let him stay with me temporarily. I don't want him
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: to get too comfy at my house, but I'm catering
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: to him because I want to show him I'm a
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: good woman that can cook. How do I make this
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: situation work? I don't know, and stoy sorry and stop
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: cooking that Jesus, I don't. I don't start it. Yeah, see, Katrina,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what your aim is. You
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: don't want him to get comfortable, but you want to
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: show him that you can cook. Take some food over
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: his house. You know, he don't have to stay there
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: for you to show him how to cook. But he
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: said she's he's moved in with her because they just
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: got the divorce. Well, you play it how. I don't
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: know what to tell you. Contrina. You play in the house,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: you can't play house and then don't want to play house.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: You want him to stay there, don't cook for him.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: If you want to cook for him, don't let him
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: stay there. But no, you agree with me. Stop cooking? Yes,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: not you, though. We can't take that from you. Yeah,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: shut all that down, Catria, stop cooking and can't cook.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Stopping can't is two different things. Moving on to Jillian
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and moths Point, Jillian writes, I'm a forty three year
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: old married woman and I've been sneaking around to talk
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: to a man from my past. It's a great feeling
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: to see him and catch up with him. I'm not
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: lusting after this man at all, but I know my
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: husband won't see it that way. Should I tell my
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: husband about my old friend I connected with or not?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You don't mess get both of y'all kids. Yes, and
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: this and this Mississippi man you down in Moss Point.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: That's Mississippi, and that's straight off to ten. I know
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: where that is. You know now you're probably meeting him
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: over there at the Bowl Rivage or whatever that casino
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: we are down there by the Gulf and all that here.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Y'all think that's cute and and that's a lie. You're
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: not lusting after him. Because you are. That's the enjoyable part.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: You enjoying hook up with him. He's from your path
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: if you ain't lusted after him. I promise you he
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: lusted after you and you lusted after him. So you
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: can say that. Come and saying, I don't know who
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: you thought you was writing this one end too. So
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: come on, Jilly, and you're playing with five? And should
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you tell your husband? Hell no, stop sneaking. Honest, you
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: just saying I'm sneaking. Now you want to tell him
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: you sneaking? You're gonna mess around and get that man
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: snook up up on. Yeah, not a good look, Jillian,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Not a good look? All right? Um Rita in Texas,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Clo says, my boyfriend and I have lived together. Yeah,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Rita right in Texas. My boyfriend and I have lived
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: together for three years, so I'm ready to get married.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: He recently told me that he's got to get some
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: stuff out of his system first. Does that mean he's cheating? Yeah?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: What what a sound like to me? What do you think?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Is we eating this system? That? What you think is
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: the name? What you talking about? And now she said,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I gotta get some get cleared up. I gotta get
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: some old baggage cleaned up with my ex or something
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, but I gotta get some stuff out
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: my sistem. But it is what is he doing? Yeah, no,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: something I need to run his course. Yeah. He can
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: just drank a lot of water and you'd be gone
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: in the morning. Yeah. Yeah, talking about Yo Yo lived
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: together for three years. Yeah, reado, reado, reado. You need
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to do some research on what he means by some
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: stuff out his system. Come on, she she knows. She
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: she mentioned the word cheating herself, so she knows. Okay,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah, last one, that was the last one set. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: that was a Yeah, we'll read it's been nice. You
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: know who's in the systems. Yeah, a couple of glitches
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: is in. Now let me tell you what's really in
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: that says you know, it's hard to get out your
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: system lust, lustler, it's hard to get out your system.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Lust is that thing. See. The thing about lust is lust.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Even though it's one of the deadly sins, it feels
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: so damn good. Feels good. That's just one more time.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: That's the problem with lust. Man sin. Now, all sins
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: don't feel good. It depends on who you are. Like
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I had a partner man that that just stole all
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the time. And I said, man, why why don't you
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: stop stealing? He said, Man, I can't help it. It's
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: just a drily rush. I get what I'm doing. It. Well,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be another drilling rush when they catch your ass.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: So you know, do you enjoy running because that's what
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do in a minute. That's what
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: lust can lead to. Yeah. But it's always seeing people
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: that's like you, man, I can't man these drugs, man,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: they just Man, have you CCT? You ain't never been high? Man.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: It's like a feeling of euphoria. Yeah. But when you're
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: coming down and you start getting sick and now you're
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: trying to hustle up money for your next high. Who
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: where's all that euphoria that you keep talking about? When
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I get that money, man, I put it together. He
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: had come again, I said, Man's and that's what seeing does. Man.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: It feels so good, but it's a cost factor, damn
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: near immediately. Yeah. Yeah, So whatever it is he's trying
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: to get out of his system after three years, it's lust. Yeah.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, Ciela, we thank you for you
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: wisdom as always coming up at the top of the
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: hour on this ignorant show. Right here today Entertainment News.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Well as signed Super Bowl fifty six football could be
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: yours for the right price, okay. Heritage Auctions has announced
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the upcoming sale of a twenty twenty two Super Bowl
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: fifty six football autographed by most of this year's performers.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: The ball will be a part of a sale running
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: from May twelfth through the fourteenth, and bids will start.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: They will start at fifteen hundred dollars. The ball is
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: signed by Doctor Dre, Mary J. Blige, Kendrick Lamar, eminem
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: and Anderson Pack, Snoop Dogg and fifty Cent didn't sign
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: the football. I don't know why they didn't sign it.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Find out. I don't know. It don't matter. You got
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Doctor Dre and eminem on that it works and marriage
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: been helified with fifty Doo Snoop. Yeah. I'll pay fifteen
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: hundred for the football. Oh you will? Okay, That's what
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna ask you. So do you care
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: about collecting this kind of memorabilia? Oh? No, not at all.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want it. I'm getting it to sell it. Oh,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: your Heritage auction, add your name to it. Oh, if
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I could get that thing from fifteen hundred, the Heritage
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: off Auction would easily the very next day become the
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Harvey auction. Oh y'all give a damn I no football
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: note writing on it? Man, how much thing you can
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: get for it? If you reset somebody for that? Damn
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: signatures Eminem on that. Somebody give me at least six
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand. So the bid starts at fifteen hundred, it's
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: going to go all the way up to over half
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: a million dollars or something. I would think football, I
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: mean I wouldn't, but you know there's people out there. Yeah,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be doctor dre and eminem signature on it,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Mary J. Kendrick, Lamar Uh Anderson Pack. Yeah, nobody's given
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: money for Mary J. Blide's name on the football. She's
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: the best artist on that. But Mary J. Blige don't
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: play football. They would do it for other reasons. Yeah,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: but that's not how they look at stuff. Yeah, I
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: just people are funny style. My favorite artists on that
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: show with Mary J. Blinde, Oh for sure, all day
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: especially when she fell out afterwards. I love that, all right.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Moving on about hip hop that I don't know, I'm
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: watching the thing came across my scroll. A game has
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: challenged Eminem and you know, he says he's you know,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: he thinks, he thinks he's a better rapper than him.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: That that's not gonna work out for him. And I
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: don't even know a lot about hip hop, but that's
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: not gonna work out. You're just GM that that's not
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: gonna work for you. Yellow Brick Road is one of
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: my favorite rap jams. I'm sorry, that's not gonna work
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: out for your game. We need to quit calling him out,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: not not Emminem. All right, So let's just let me
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: get to this story. You guys are gonna love this. One.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: New York based rapper fabulous Um had a very interesting
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: experience in a Las Vegas club this past Saturday night,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: and he shared the video on his ig page with
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: a long caption. He said, I know what happens in Vegas.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to stay in Vegas, but this was a
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: very rare experience for me, so I gotta share my story. Boom.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: So we're sitting in the after hours and there was
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a little room on the couch, A little room on
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: the couch I was sitting on. But this girl came
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: and rushed to sit down in this very tight space
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: on the couch like she was running, a running hitting
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: a hole. I thought her feet were hurting and she
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: couldn't stand up no more so, even though I didn't
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: know this girl and it was tight, I scooted over
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a little bit. A few minutes later, I feel something
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: heavy on my shoulder. I thought she was playing or
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: showing how tired she was, even though she didn't know me.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: But when I looked over, she was asleep, I mean
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: knocked out cold. So Fabulous does have a long time
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: life partner. It's Emily B. She's also a reality star.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: So this is a question for you, guys, what do
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: you think? He posted the video of the girl asleep
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: on his shoulder, So do you believe his story because
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: it sounds kind of crazy in a club, a girl
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: falls on your shoulder, that you fall asleep on your shoulder,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: that you don't know. I believe it. But yeah, probably
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: she lit been drunk and ridden. Sit down because she's
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: probably about to fall out. I believe it. She didn't
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: got over there in that cone and snuggle up and
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: booms she out and laid on his shoulder. I get it.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I believe involved in this story. I believe. Well, there
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: is one line involved. What what's that line? She knew
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: exactly who the hell he was? Yeah, I said, Well,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: he didn't believe that. Oh, she knew who Fabulous was.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: She just went on. She didn't go over there and
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: sitting next to Junior. Yeah, I believe it, he said,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: even though she didn't know me. He said that, man, Fabulous,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: she knew exactly who you were. I'm gonna tell you
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: something else. She wasn't sleep either. Oh, she was playing
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: sleep hoping you take advantage. It's a game. So why
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: did he post the video he has in it since
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: he's with his long time life partner Emily B. Well,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I mean that I know he wasn't up to nothing else.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna post something you up to I believe
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: it actually happened to him just that way. But there's
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: a couple of things I do want him to know.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Number one, she knew exactly who he was, and number two,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: she wasn't sleep them the two facts I'm pretty clear about. Huh.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: On the video is she fine, sir, Monica Monica? Can
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: we see it? Please? This sud be Monica's our resident
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: research expert. Can we see a picture of it, Monica? Please?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: And yeah, what is you no in your hand for?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Without sending me if you're still on the air. Beautiful?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I just complimented you and then you just said there
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: this Nah, you all don't need to see it coming
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes. You need to stop that. I
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: think all women are beautiful and lovely. All right. Uh,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Tommy has a question for you coming out? Not get ready,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: get ready, I'll be ready right into this. Okay, we'll
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening, all right? So Tommy,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: who we love to go to break? You said you
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: had something to ask your uncle. What is on your mind?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: What you want to ask about? Okay? All right on.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Ever since the pandemic has started, from businesses, corporations, organizations,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: everybody across the land has been zooming. It is the way.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: It's the number one way of communicating. But it has
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: been brought to my attention by some of my boys,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: some of my friends, even my wife. We've talked about it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Everybody is not zoomable. So it's just everybody don't need
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: to be it's some faces out there that ain't zoomable.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you are to just leave it where. It's just
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: on your picture of a picture of something else in
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: your name that everybody ain't zoomable. How do you let
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: somebody know that we would rather you just put some
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: pictures or something else up there because you're not zoomable.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: You know, you're just not zoomable. Is I try to
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: give people instructures? Hey, dog, back back your camera. Put
• 37:19
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• 37:24
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• 37:28
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• 37:32
  Speaker 1: out your nostrils. Tilt it down now, dog down, stop
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: turning it. See, because I don't like zooming with people.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: The let gonna tell you something to see. Zooming is
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: real close to FaceTime. When I FaceTime my in laws Darson,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Bubba Bridges, Lord her Mercy, Jesus, they just answer the phone.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Then they put the microphone buy their mouth. Now we
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: just straight up their nostrils. Right, you'll be going, mama, Mama,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: take the phone, Mama, take the phone. Yes, now stop
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: saying yes, huh, mama, put the camera wak and see
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: then shit, pull it out in front where you can see.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I said, Now that's better. Then when it's time for
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: her to talk, she put it right back up there
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: by her mouth so you can hear. Yeah, here's a
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: key to zoom. We please. If we're zooming and we
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: can't see your headline or your chin, your answer is
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: too close. You're too close and you're not zoomable. If
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: we can't see your shoulders, you too close? Yeah, clothing, Okay,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: all right, absolutely now. Plastic surgeons have reported that their
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: business has gone up to the zoom because people see
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: what they look like on zoom and they've been correcting.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Their business has gone up sis on Instagram. Yeah, and
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: even more so since doom Steve, all right, all right,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, a
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: teenager ends up in the hospital after a prank. Nephew
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Tommy goes terribly wrong. We'll talk about it right after this.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: You never hear me behind now always come. You're listening
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: to show in Laurel, New York, Listen to this guy's.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: A group of teens gathered for a birthday sleep over,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: and as the night went on, they decided to prank
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy prank their neighbors by playing a game of
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: ring the doorbell and run, and one of the teams
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: ended up in the hospital after he got shot by
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: a homeowner. According to Aria Police. Yeah, according to area police,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: there were several kids running around the neighborhood knocking on
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: doors and running away, and one of the homeowners, his
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: name was James James Moshier, thought that someone was trying
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: to break into his home. He felt threatened, so he
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: went to the door, listen to this idiot, and fired
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: his shotgun several times through the door, shooting a fifteen
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: year old in the arm. The team was taken to
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: the hospital and the owner. The homeowner was arrested and
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: later posted a twenty thousand dollars cash bail. This is yeah,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: this is a prank gone wrong for real right here.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: We did this as kids. Yeah, but if you was,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: if you used to bother me is if you wasn't
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: you know, the biggest kid in the neighborhood, the biggest
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: kid trying to what you're knocking on the door for.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: You need to be waiting on the street till we
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: get that. I think the guided shot the kid has
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: a real problem though, because if the story is you're
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: flying through the door through the door, yeah, then there
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: was no real imminent danger and you shot three times
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: and you just firing through the door because you felt
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you know now. I don't know
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: if the plank was a little bit more than world
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: where they was acting like they was trying to open
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the door. I don't know, but you fired three shots
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: through the door. That's a little bit of a problem. Person,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: come in your house, you know you could. That's one thing.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: They outside and their kids. I don't know, man, I
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: don't know what's gonna happen. Yeah, they outside and they
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: knocked un yeah, yeah on the door. You did the
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: two junior growing up? Oh yeah, every day we was
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: out there. We didn't have internet. Yeah, we knock it
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: and we run, who turn is it to knock? Yeah?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Come on, we did. We did it on foot, we
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: did it on bike, did it on skateboards? We did
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: it and your parents found out? Lord. Yeah, yeah that's
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: that's when we stopped. Stopped. Yeah. So so, Steve, I
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: know you did something crazy growing up like any well, well,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: we never did that. I can't even participate in that
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: we never rain the dobells and ran. Everybody knew us,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: so you know, now you go outside your neighborhood. It
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: was eight of us. Well where's you going over? And
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: if one got a whippan, we was all getting a whippen.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: So this ain't a good ass prank idea, Yeah, Tommy,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: we just didn't. But I who we need to direct
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: this whole thing at is our resident king of prank. Now,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: just like this little boy got shot. Line told us,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I'd have told your ass about these pranks, always messing
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: with people. Well let's not. Let's not. Let's not. Let's
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: not go all the way to getting shot though I
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: don't want to get shot. He didn't want to. As funny,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: that's what they said. That's what I'm calling. I'm not knocking.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I'm calling. Well, you know somebody gonna roll up on you. Yeah,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: because they want to meet you wherever you are. You
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: know that, hey, Tommy, because you know how the ones
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: go where you always go. And then they hang up
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: and you say calling back, calling back, somebody gonna hang
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: up and be on the way. They ain't gonna get
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: no ass hello hello man? Why that cat dog? Get
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: them back on the phone. Now, No, you're gonna get
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: a ring on your dough bell ding down? Who is it?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: And they're not gonna be running they're running in huh.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: We warned you every day about this prank because you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: get yourself up at the end. This sniff you Timmy
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harden one. You say it every time
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: so they know exactly who the hell they're looking for.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Tell them exactly who I am. You're right, you're right.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Did you meet someone? Oh yeah, didn't you meet someone
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: in real life and they had something to say? They
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: stepped to you? Yeah? Yeah, here, yeah, somebody I prank? Yeah,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I ran the phone wonderful? Ah yeah, ain't which you
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: not high at? Which? All right, Ranks Franks are coming
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: up next with the Nephew right after this. You're listening
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: to show coming up in about four minutes after the hour.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is why
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: is my man so childish? Why? We'll get into that
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: in just a bit, but right now it is time
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: for our resident Frankster, the Nephew, the King of Franks,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: to prank phone call someone who is After that last break,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: y'all talk about the kids they got franked bitter prank
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and then somebody got shot. You know you got me
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: worried about Yeah, you know you got me worried about this?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Should I should I drop this prank right here today?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: You know, do you think somebody gonna be after me?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: They always are. You need a bodyguard. We keep telling
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: you that. But the prank must go on, Junior, it
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: has to happen. I ain't listening. Yeah, you know we
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: can't listen. Some bad news that that came about slow
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: us down, and we don't frank no more because of that.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: The prank must go on like the show. Yes, the
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: prank has to happen. Okay, yeah right, we're gonna we're
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: gonna get We're gonna get kind of ignat here. How
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: egna do y'all want to get though? So people getting hurt? Now?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, how far you want me to go? Ten
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: being the highest one through ten? Ten being the highest,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I'll say about the fifteen? Yeah, okay, that's what and
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: that's what I got. I got fifteens because I don't
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: know why you're asking how how eager you want us
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: to be? It's always ignorant. I don't know why what
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: number you won't but it's always over that what I
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: want to scale, and I want to scale scale the ten.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Let me know where you want me to go, that's all.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Let's say we can say seven to five. You're gonna
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: give us one teen. I'm a rachel, don't I always
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: reached my right? Yeah? All right, here we go. You
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: gave me wrong directions to my sister's grade right there.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: You gave me wrong directions right there to my sister's grade.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, take eighty five soup. You're gonna exit. Uh.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: You gave me wrong directions to my sister's grade. Cat
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: dog get you would thank you for caring. My name
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: is Frederick Stammond. It down that timera. Let me say
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: she's any office one moment, plead, Just don't it doesn't
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: make sense for the all ago out tell like we did.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: It didn't running in the type of problem that Hello, Hello, listen,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: my name is Frederick Stammonds. Okay, Now, my sister's system
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: is buried out there. Okay, and we come out there
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: last week on Monday to come out there and pray
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: over the space was yell. Now, you as the one
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: that told us that it was a few spaces away
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: from the misolimb Now we got out there and prayed
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: over my sister friends as bearer and find out that
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: we were in the wrong space, and they say, you
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: was the one that told it to us. So I
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: don't even know what you're talking about. You is the
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: one that told us that my sister friends. I don't
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: give us spaces. I'm in an administrative office. I don't
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: know where you're working out. All I know is you
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: was the one that told us this. No, yes, you did.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: You was the one that my grandbaby said that she
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: talked to the woman named Tabor, and you had us
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: out there standing over some white man's body and it
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: water out a concert. So I can't tell you we're
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: a space to you. So your granddaughter last to you.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody lied to me that you had us out
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: there in the wrong space? Has you in the wrong spaces?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I don't even know the Simmons here. You know what,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I must send my grand baby up there to talk
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: to you. Okay, I'll be here to five. You're very mischieved.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: You know that I'll be here to five o'clock. You
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: have a good day, No, you don't. You hang up
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: this phone on me. You have a good day. No,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have a good day. You had me
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: praying over the president's body and that was the wrong one.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: And when sending that praying over this white man's body,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: it was right. Hello, I'm listening to you. You don't
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: have an apology or nothing, because I know I didn't
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: tell your granddaughter where a space was? Then what did
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: you tell them? I don't even know what your granddaughter is.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: What do you mean the Stamon's family if we were
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: not that, I don't know who the Simmons family is,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: if not Simmon, that Stamons, Stamons, I don't know a
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Simon's family. That's what I'm telling you. I'm not a counselor.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I don't even deal with family. Here's what I need
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: you to do. Can you go out there and pray
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: over myself? I don't know where your sister is buried.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I supposed to have been sex made away from the
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: mother limb. I don't are there any faces? Yes? Where
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: is it? Where is it? That section two? It was
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: in section two? But there was something white man we
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: was that that wasn't okay. I don't even know who
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: your sister friends is. I do not even know where
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: section two is. Whoever came into the cemetery and said
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: that they spoke to me, they probably did speak to me,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: and I probably got the information from a conference, but
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I never told them exactly where the spot was. So
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: if they were out there praying over your sister and
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: they were in the wrong spot, that's not my problem.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: That praying over some white man, that's not my problem, sir.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: If you gave the wrong the wrong spot, if you
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: gave the wrong information, it is I don't give the
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: wrong information. I told them, yes, she's in section two.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I did not physically go out there and point to
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the spot to tell them to pray over that spot.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Let me explain what I'm trying to stop from happening.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: If my people come out there, it's gonna be some
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: more bodies getting buried, and I don't want nobody to
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: get hurt. I mean, your family can come up here.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna be no more bodies being buried that.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: What they can do is come up here writing. We
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: can conversate about this, but it's not going to be
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: an up world here. I want you to go out
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: there and you pray over friends and his body. I'm
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: not going out to pray over nobody's body. Now it's
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: not Remember I didn't tell them the wrong information. Do
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: you love the Lord? Do you love the Lord? I
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: dearly do. Then you ought to have some sepathy. I
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: want you to bow your head right now. No, I'm
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: going to end this conversation because the work to do.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Now they come in and trust to me, I will
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: be hearing to five o'clock. Can I say one more
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: thing for you? Goal one more thinking? I'm ending the car. Okay,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. You
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: just got prank COVID. You are nor sister to me
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: because sets you up and you just got it baby
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: from Nephew Tommy. You were standing in your ground. You
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: like this guy. You wasn't prayed over the wrong about it?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: That don't mean I ain't all right? Check it out.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: You gotta tell me one thing, what's the baddest radio
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: show in the land. I don't see nobody coming to
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: jump on me behind that chairlt. I don't see no
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: butt whooping behind that right. There was just just clean,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: good fun right there. It was sweet. Yeah, it was
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: real sweet. Alright, alright, alright, alright, just thought I'd drop
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: it on you. That's the nephew. Okay, that is the
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: thinking of praise got about you know what. Let me
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: drop this out there right now. Let me tell you something.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: This is going down. This is June twenty four, twenty fifth,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: twenty six, twenty seven, June twenty four, twenty fifth, twenty six,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: twenty seven miles of Giving. That's right, that's my foundation
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: where we get back to wounded warriors. It's all going
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: down in New Orleans, Louisiana, where you can come on
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: out and hang out as I give back to wund
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: the veterans. We gotta party, we gotta we got a
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: breakfast broncheon. Of course, we got golf jumping off on
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Monday the twenty seven in the big easy baby, New Orleans, Louisiana.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: All right, June twenty four through the twenty seven miles
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: of Giving weekend. That's nephew, Timmy weekend in New Orleans, Louisiana.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: More details, you can go to Miles of Giving dot
• 52:45
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• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Big Easy. Here, I come, baby, here, I come, all right,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: get rid of for me, babe. Minute you are you doing? Junior?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: They mix it like this there giving away from the
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: la Jan you know, la Jan. Yeah, they did that
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: creole French right there, French. You're trying to spit a
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: little sexy on it. I see how they talk every
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is they get born with
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: that swing. Just thank you. Coming up. It is the
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. The subject is why it's my man so childish?
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: People ask me that all the time. Why are those
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: guys you work with so childish? But anyways, oh no,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: you did not. Wait, you know they do. You know
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: they say it. They're so crazy, They're so ignorant. They're
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: so crazy, they're so childish. All right, we'll be back
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: to get into the Strawberry Letter right after this. You're
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: listening to morning show. Hey, guys. Before we get to
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter today, I want to let you know
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: that my Love Shirley Strawberry candle collection is out and
• 54:02
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• 54:05
  Speaker 1: pick one up just in time for Mother's Day. Okay,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: m all right, here we go. It is time for
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
• 54:16
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• 54:19
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• 54:22
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• 54:25
  Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: this one right here, right now. Pop pop. You never know,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: it could be yours. You never know. Buckle up and
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you. Here it
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: is to Strawberry letter, Thank you nephew. Subject, Why it's
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: my man so childish? Why Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm too
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: old to be playing games with my husband. He's sixty
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and I'm fifty eight years old. He's a coach and
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: loves to line dance, so he usually he's usually at
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: a game or down at the lounge for a dance.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I used to dance with him, but I injured my
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: knee so I could to enjoy my quiet time when
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: he's gone. Because he's a handful, he just started being
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: a jokester lately, and he acts like he was raised
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: by wolves. Now. He undresses and leaves his clothes right
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: in front of the dirty clothes ben instead of putting
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: them in it. He will not do anything around the
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: house unless it benefits him. If he needs to soak
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: his old bones. After dancing, he'll wash the tub. If
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: he wants to eat a certain thing for dinner, he
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: goes and gets it without offering me anything. He leaves
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: a drop of milk, juice, mayo, or whatever it is
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and puts it back in the refrigerator. I realize that
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: he reverted to his childhood after our last son moved out.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: In addition to cleaning up behind him, I have to
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: deal with the other childish stuff he does. He falls
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: asleep with gum in his mouth and has gotten all
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: over his pillow, in our bed, and on the cushions
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: of our sofa. He has at least eight different types
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: of cereal just for him. If we're making love, he'll
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: crack jokes at the worst times. He faked a Charlie
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: horse once and had me panicking thinking I had hurt
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: him during sex. So now I'm reluctant to be intimate
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: with his silly behind. When he's driving, he likes to
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: hit the break and then the accelerator so he can
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: laugh in my head bobbing back and forth. I swear
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: this man is on my last nerve with his childishness.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: His football team loves him because he's youthful and fun
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: to be around, but it's too much for me at
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: the house. How can I get my husband to change
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: his childish ways? Oh? What is your man doing? Is
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: what's happening? Who has time for all of this? I mean,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: we're really grown up in here, we really are. And yes,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: the things he's doing are very childish. He's doing the
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: kind of stuff that can truly get on your last nerve.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: And it must have something to do with him hanging
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: out with the young football team and getting caught up
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: with them, you know, maybe that's what they do, and
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: he started thinking he's one of them. He's old enough
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: to be their grandfather is sixty years old. And he's
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: pranking you during sex. Wow, and the stopping and going
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: while driving. Lord, have mercy, you didn't tell us what
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: it was like before, you know, he started doing all this.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: But I'm assuming it was the polar opposite of this.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe not, you know, but I'm assuming it was the
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: polar opposite, because you're just complaining about it now. So um,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: he knows what to do. I mean, he's just not
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: doing it anymore. Maybe he thinks his youth is fleeting
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: and it's you know, he wants to try and keep
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: infusing that into his life. Since he's around the kids.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: They like him, they think he's fun, they think, you know,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: he's one of them. Probably, But I think it's time
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: to have that talk with him and let him know
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: that he needs to stop it, and he needs to
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: stop it now. He's not a twenty year old, so
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: please quit acting like it. I mean, he could pull
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: that stuff with the kids, but you're way too grown
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: for his shenanigans now, and you gotta let him know that.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I really hope for you that your knee heels so
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: you guys can get back to doing what you used
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: to do, going out dancing and having fun. Maybe that
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: will help steve This marriage is over. Yeah, I'm not
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: gonna try to say this right. Hell yeah, I think
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: you should leave him, you know, you know, you know,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: sometimes man, I don't really She don't want a divorce. Yeah,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: that's why I'm suggesting a divorce because obviously it's not
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: entered her mind, because she wants me to help her
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: get her husband to change his child way. If you
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: just look at the stuff he's doing this child now,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: taking the clothes off in front of the hamping leaving
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: him now. I don't know if that's child it's that's
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: just trifling. Yeah. Then he don't do nothing down the
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: house unless it benefits him. And we'll do much around
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: my house either. I can't understand. But if he needs
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: to soak his old bones after dancing, he'll wash the tub.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: If he wants to eat a certain thing for dinner,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: he go get it without offering me nothing. This dude,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: right hill. Yeah, he leaves a corner of milk in
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: the cotton. He drank all the damn kool aid. Ain't
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: but a sipper juice, and ain't no mayonnaids down there
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: but at the bottom. Look get in trouble for that,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: as kids. And then he put it back in refrigerator.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: And you realize all this after your son moved out
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: now into now Also in addition to cleaning up after him,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: here's what she said, I gotta deal with other childish
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: stuff he does. He he fall asleep with gum in
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: his mouth, and he get all over his pillow bed
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: and on the cushions on the sofa. Damn dog. So
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: when you when the gum fall out your mouth, you
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: roll in it. It stick to your face and then
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: you roll to the other side. You don't live with
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: a child, You live with a faux legged animal. This
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: ain't gotta to do with your childhood. What I'll have more? Oh, oh,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get to that right there, yes, please, all right,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll have part two of Steve's response to
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: this strawberry letter coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: the hour. The subject today is why is my man
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: so childish? We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. I know you don't like
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: this one. I don't either, but she needs help. This
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: woman does. The subject is why is my man so childish? Well,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: he's sixty fifty eight here, coach, and he loved the
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: line dance. So he's usually at a game or down
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: at the lounge for a dance. The line dance could
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: be the electric side slap second line in this New Orleans. Okay,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: so he could be anywhere now, Okay, so it don't
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: matter he's sixty. If he wanted to see the certain
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: thing for dinner, he'll go get it. Don't offer me nothing.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: He leave a corner milk, juice, mayo, and then whatever
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: there and put it back in refrigerate. He did all
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: this when he reverted direct to his childhood after your
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: last son moved out. Then she's mad because she got
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: to deal with the other childish stuff he does. Let's go.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: He fall asleep with gum in his mouth, and he's
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: getting all over the pillar and our bed, on the
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: cushions on our sofa. So what I said before break
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: is he choose the gum and falls out of his mouth.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: He rolled in it, he gets stuck on his face.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: He rolled to the other side. Now he getting caught
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: up any gum like a spider will. Now gum is everywhere, Okay.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Then she says he has at least eight different types
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: of cereal just for him, so litten. He got sugar crisp, definitely,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: he got cabin crunch, uh huh, apple jacks, fruit loops.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: All these is really kid ass syrial because he liked colors,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: alber jacks, fruit loop, tricks, tricks for sure, cuckoos that
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: one he got, Lucky chumps, he got count chocolate that's
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: really a baby ass seal, and one I'll be damned
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Frudie Pebble he a full blown baby. Now, all the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: different colored rocks in my bowl, I ain't never wanted that.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I couldn't stay in there. I've always been a cheery
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: old man myself. A love cheeriola and wheatings, because I
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: thought wheaties wasn't gonna change for my life. I actually
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: ate wheaties because I thought they would get me on
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: the box. I didn't make the box, but I did
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: get on TV. Look at God. God would do exceedingly
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: and abundantly over all you think I had here. I
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: wanted on a seal box, and he put me on TV.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Looking God. Now, let's get down to it. If we're
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: making love, he'll crack jokes at the worst time. What
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: in the world is this food doing? Knock knocks? Yeah,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: knock knock. That's who you're down, pebbleman, peppermint who, peppermint stick?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: This is not knock knock fish? Who's there? Fish? Shoohoo?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Long John Silver anyway, stupid? Yeah, Now, he said he
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: could have gone right here. When he's driving, he likes
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: to hit the break and then accelerate it so he
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: can laugh at my head bob back and forth. I
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: wait to you dragon coffin that boy, let me tell
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: you something. If I do that, If I did that,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: the magic I can't even play. I should look at
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: me like I lost my damn mind? Are you playing?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: But he laughing though it you get just anyway, I
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: swear this man is on my last nerve with his
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: ch albums. Football team loves him because he's youthfully fun
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: to be around. But it's too much for me at
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: the house. How could I get my husband to change
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: his ways? Divorce? It's childish way. This is divorce. There's
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: no hope for it. You don't think, well, you know
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: he's on her nerves. Yeah, and that's what the problem means.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: And when you sixty and people on your nerves, it's
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: worse because now you're dating this. I'm this is not
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: a good letter to me. I don't know what to
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: tell the shell. I don't even have energy for this letter.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I just don't just because you don't. It's really anything
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: you want to ask me about the letter, Shelly that
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: I might be able to respond because I really don't. Well, okay,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: because I did suggest that, um, you know, hopefully her
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: knee will heal quickly. Maybe her going back to the
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: club with him, and then you don't want to go
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: down clearly sad clearly says in the letter. Though I
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: heard my knee, so I can't. But I'm enjoying my
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: quiet out him because she can't stand him right now
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: because he's so childish. Right, so she sure ain't going
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: down here the line dance, he down there, putting their
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: pants down, everything, because he got that dumb ass sense
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: of human Yes, this is he's acting like a kid.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what would make a man
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: do this, a grown man, a sixty year old, unless
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: he's trying to recapture his youth. Well, this ain't leave him. Wow,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: we get paid, we don't do this. Yeah, they pay
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: us to be stupid, and we don't do this. Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: I just don't think she wants to leave it. But see,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. When you got
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: a stupid man, you just in bad shape. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: you can have a stupid son, but you can't have
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: a stupid husband. Though. It's like having a stupid son
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: married to the sixty year old man. All right, listen, um,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: please leave your comments on today letter on Instagram at
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• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: podcast on demand. Coming up next is Sports Talk with Junior.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: it is time for Junior and Sports Talk. What you
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: got junior? Man? Uh, temmy, did y'all see these NBA
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: playoffs last night? Or what come over Christmas? Man? These
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Grizzes ball the first of all. Man's tied at one
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: oh six's one h six after Anthony Edwards hitting three
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: man to tie the game. Man, Listen, I don't know
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: how John Murant got this layup off with three point
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: two seconds left in the game. Uh yeah, but but
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: but lay up without getting filed. Man, You can't. You
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: just can't go straight to the lane in eighty five lane. Yeah,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: that's the last thing you'll see, man when you wake
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: up from the hospital. Yeah, all you've been talking about.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: I was going to the lane. That's all it. Man.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: They take a three two, serious league, John mored always
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: had a triple double Man thirty thirteen to nine. But
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: also now we got the Hawks in the heat, Man,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: and we just gotta say goodbye to the Hawks. They
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: are now officially out. Man. They lost to the Heat
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: ninety seven to ninety four. You know your stars got
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: to show up, man, in these big games. Trey Young
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: just eleven points, eight rebounds, six assists for five from
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: behind the arc man two for twelve for the game.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: And now you know, I mean you know, man, you
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: have games. It's not like he's afraid or anything. You
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: just have games like this was a bad time to
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: have a game. I'd probably be old for five from
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: behind the ark two I would be too bar I'll
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: probably for thirteen. Well that's how you make the show interesting,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Shire in your mind for all of the people out
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: there like you who don't know who Trey Young. Hello, Hello, Yeah,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: well that's assume she h, I got it. I know that.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: And man, the Phoenix Suns No Devin Book of No Problem.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: They took over the Pelicans one twelve to ninety seven.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Sons take a three two lead. If you don't know
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Michael Bridges, you will know him now. He's thirty one points.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Last night, Man, this boy was all five. Chris Paul
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: dropped a double double twenty two points and eleven siss damn.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: They take a three two lead. Man, I just you
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: know they number number one, number eight. You know this.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: It's a good series. I know that much. It is
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: a good series. Also to Night, we got the Bulls
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: and the books. You think they going home to Night
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: been walking leads three one, Bye Bye Bye Yeah, sent
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: bye Nuggets and the Warriors go to State leads the
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: series three to one. We saying get back to the Nuggets.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Good run. But Philly, man, I won't Philly to win.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: But I'm a little concerned right now. Oh yeah, all right,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: thank you, Junior. Coming up more more of the Steve
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show at the top of the hour. Right
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show, all right, So this
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: is for the fellas guys. RP. His name is RP
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: from Florida wrote this. RP is sixteen years old, he says,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: and my prom is April thirtieth, so I hope to
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: see I hope you see this before then. It will
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: be my first date. And I'm very shy and have
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: never been with the girl. And eleventh grader asked me
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: to go to the prom. She's also square, but she's cute.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: My dad is a player and he called to me
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: a nerd, so I know he will make a big
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: deal out of it if I ask him for advice.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: I need to know. This is RP asking you guys.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: I need to know what am I supposed to talk
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: about when I pick her up and at dinner. He
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: wants to know if you guys have any tips for him. Steve, Yeah,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: I've sixteen years old. First prom shot. The key to
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: having a good time with the young lady is to
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: be a gentleman. That's the most important thing to cata
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: to her. Open doors for her, pull the chairs out
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: for her. Uh, you know, be polite to her. You know,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: open her card door for her, close the door, pull
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: her chair out when she goes to the restroom, Stand
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: up at the table when she comes back, stand up
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: at the table. You want to be a gentleman at
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: all times. You want to talk about school subjects in school,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: what's her favorite thing to do? Talk to her about
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: her hobbies, what she likes, what she enjoys. Occasionally put
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: in what you like and enjoy, but mostly be very
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: very inquisitive. Ask a lot of questions, and whenever you
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: can be complimentary, tell her how nice her hair looks, eventually,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: notice her shoes, tell her how her nice her dresses.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: And this is not all at once, No, spread this out. Yeah,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: you gotta spread this out through the evening like it's
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: all coming to you. You run it all together, you're
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be out. Oh my god, your hair's so BEAUTI
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: just look like yo hair like now yo yo, Not
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: that Steve. He shy, So he may feel a little
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: awkward doing this because this is not you know what
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: kids A lot of kids are being taught now. They
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: don't know that. Yeah, I got that. But you gotta,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: we gotta. I know it's gonna be hard because you
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: kind of shy, but you gotta move past this because
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: here's the advantage. She asked you, so at least she's
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: comfortable and likes you. Now she's a square two, as
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: you put it, So that's good. Helps. That helps. She
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: ain't out there in the fast lane and you ain't either.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: That's a good place to be. So just relax, man,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: and know that she asked you to go to the prom,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: so she must think you're a pretty cool kid, you
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Now, don't be something that you're
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: not playing like it's daddy, get her whatever it is
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: they're doing it proms now, if it's a cassage, if
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: it's some flowers, get us something whatever you are doing
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: now the prom. I don't know what's happening no more,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: but do that and just be extra polite and smile
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: a lot. And when she asked you what you're smiling at,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: your answer is always you yeah, And just smile a lot,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: because look, man, the thing that you want back is
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: the thing you have to put out. So if you
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: want a lot of smiles, you have to smile a lot.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: You know, when she's getting out the car, hold her
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: hand when you open the door, hold her arm, walk
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: into the door, just every chance you get, and then
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: ask her when you're walking up, can I hold your
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: hand as we walk to the door. Do you mind
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: if I hold your hand to escort you use words
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: like that just to get because all you really want
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: to do a whole hand you damn the reason. You know,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: we just want to hold hands. And then if you
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: want you need that advanced lesson. We go from him later.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: All right, RP, have fun at the prom. That's so sweet.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Haven on, great advice, great advice, all right, coming up
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: at watch Yeah, grooming is important, all right, coming up
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more of
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. So Judge Greg Mathis
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: has a brand new docuse series in the works. It's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: going to be on the E network. It is called
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Matthis Family Matters, and it will follow Judge Matthis, his
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: beautiful wife Linda, and their four grown children as they
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: navigate through life, love, and of course Hollywood. Matthis Family
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Matters is the title. It will offer fans a rare look,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: a very rare look into Judge Matthis his life outside
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: the courtroom. It premieres in June on E. Like I said,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: they a network, he has a beautiful family, so I'm
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: sure there will be some black excellence going on in
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: this docu series. They're not calling it a reality show.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: They're calling it a docuse series. So the question is,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: what you guys do a reality show? If the price
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: is right? Oh? I got ask to do one. I passed.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Oh I passed. Well, what would you to call about Harvey?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: What would you to call it? I have no idea,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: but it was all about me and my family and
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: day to day of of my Miles crew. Because they
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: already got that tight little people out there already. It's
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: no way, it's no way I can do. It's no way.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: It's just no way. I've seen what it can do
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: to people. Man, what it can do to a relationship. Yeah,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: if you destroy you, if my career is over at
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: that point, friendship's break up, your career is over. Your
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: think so oh yeah, they can't see what's happening at
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: this house. People would love it. It would be the
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: number one show on any network. We'll have more of
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll do around of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening show time now guys for
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  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather sleep without a pillow
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  Speaker 1: or sleep without a blanket? Which one? I gots to
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  Speaker 1: have a blanket? Yeah, because I'm naked. Yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I sleep that part. Now. It's gonna be rough without
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  Speaker 1: a pillow, but it cannot happen without a blanket. The
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  Speaker 1: blanket provides too much comfort. Yeah it does. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know you have a pull and pull that extra blanket
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  Speaker 1: up and then that extra warmth just sank you into
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  Speaker 1: that sleep deep. Yeah. They even have those weighted blankets
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  Speaker 1: now that help you sleep. You got one. I keep
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  Speaker 1: a blanket what I got a bunch of doesn't help
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  Speaker 1: you sleep. I don't have one, doesn't help you. He
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  Speaker 1: said he has one. I said I had one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she asked, questioning you or her? It's what she's angry about.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't hear. I'm bad. I say it again.
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  Speaker 1: It helped me sleep better because I just ask, are
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  Speaker 1: you on delay? All right? We're moving on. It's a
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  Speaker 1: little delay right now. It's throwing off question you normally
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  Speaker 1: real shopping quick and right now you got that little
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  Speaker 1: dull marble thing working. It's not me. Okay, it's not me,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Would you we're moving on? Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: tell your mate? Would you would you move? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather tell your mate everything you did yesterday? Tell your
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  Speaker 1: mate every single thing you did? Or would you rather
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  Speaker 1: buy her a car? You can't tell her what you do? Y? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's because it's every other day quick always somebody mate.
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  Speaker 1: I mean this, you know, just in case you something
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  Speaker 1: real crazy. You know the argument of trying to avoid sure,
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna buy her a car? Okay, so you
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  Speaker 1: gonna so? So when I called a fleet, you didn't
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  Speaker 1: have time to talk to me, but you would square
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  Speaker 1: at the golf to with who let's see no, hell,
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  Speaker 1: here's a car? Hell? Hell? Yeah? Oh okay? Like that?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather do five different positions every
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  Speaker 1: time you were intimate? Or only one position forever? Variety?
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  Speaker 1: Despicy life, so five different times every single time? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Or only one position forever? No? I like that? Five
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  Speaker 1: We got of five? All right, lovers quarterback in cinema, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right, every single time saying hold on, man, you're
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  Speaker 1: getting bored. All right. That's today's version of would you rather? Um?
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  Speaker 1: And at forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll be
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  Speaker 1: back with our last break of the day and some
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one in Emily Steve Harvey right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, guys? Here we are
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day on this crazy Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you, guys, I want to ask you a question.
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  Speaker 1: The y the lawyer who did the class about me.
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  Speaker 1: What's her name? Mkill oh, Professor mo Ivory morayma Ivory,
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  Speaker 1: but we call her mo Mo mo Ivory Ivory, mo
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  Speaker 1: Ivory Ivory. Jesus, make up your mind. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: I can't learn it if you don't give it to me. Ivory,
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  Speaker 1: Professor of Law at Georgia State. Yes, and they did.
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  Speaker 1: They conducted a class on me for a year or
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  Speaker 1: semester of the business life of Steve Harvey. And I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know it. They told me they were going
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  Speaker 1: to do it, but I didn't. I didn't really think
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  Speaker 1: it was going to happen. But they did a whole
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  Speaker 1: semester in a law class, and last night was the
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  Speaker 1: culmination of it, and I was able to go to it.
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  Speaker 1: They invited me to be the fireside chat at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the course. So it was the end of
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  Speaker 1: the course and I went and I was in front
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  Speaker 1: of about a hundred two hundred, I guess a couple
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  Speaker 1: hundred law students and I sat there and it was
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  Speaker 1: really really interesting. Man. First of all, I want to
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  Speaker 1: thank Georgia State. It was one of the greatest honors
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  Speaker 1: I've ever received. I mean, who would thought in a
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  Speaker 1: million years that my life would be worth being studied
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  Speaker 1: by some law students. So I was so honored because
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  Speaker 1: it's unthinkable, you know what I mean. It wasn't on
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  Speaker 1: the vision board, wasn't on the bucket list. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's just unthinkable that someone would think enough of me
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  Speaker 1: to do a case study, and so a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people that I've been in business with over the years
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  Speaker 1: were invited. Shirley was invited to speak as the person
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  Speaker 1: who's been doing radio with me the longest, but they
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  Speaker 1: had they bought in my publishers from Harper Collins. Former lawyers,
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  Speaker 1: former business associates, are current people that I do business with,
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  Speaker 1: Professors that I've known over the years. This really really
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  Speaker 1: she did an amazing job of putting together the cast
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  Speaker 1: of people that had played a role in my career
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  Speaker 1: at one point time or another. So it was really
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  Speaker 1: really compelling. Man, I want to think Professor Moe Ivory,
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  Speaker 1: she was I met the dean of the school, I
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  Speaker 1: met the president of the university. It's just a great evening.
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  Speaker 1: One of the things that I was impressing upon the
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  Speaker 1: young law students was, first of all, I was amazed
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  Speaker 1: at how they did it. I mean, all of these students,
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  Speaker 1: they've gone to law school, but then right after that
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  Speaker 1: they entered I mean they've gone to regular college and
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  Speaker 1: gotten degrees, right, and then they go to law school.
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  Speaker 1: And that's just I just congratulated because I'm always impressed
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  Speaker 1: with people who are educated because it's something I didn't
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  Speaker 1: accomplish in my life. I just at the time, I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't able to. I'm not really not able to now.
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  Speaker 1: But I was just impressed with people who get degrees
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  Speaker 1: and educate themselves. I think that's an amazing talent. Because
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  Speaker 1: I was reminding them that smart is a talent. Being
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  Speaker 1: smart is a talent, and it's as good a talent
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  Speaker 1: as running, jumping, singing, and dancing. What I said to
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  Speaker 1: them was, after you get this college degree and it's
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  Speaker 1: hanging on the wall, what you do with your life
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  Speaker 1: after that is really going to begin. And if you
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  Speaker 1: think getting this degree was hard, oh my own mind,
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  Speaker 1: you just wait because you're gonna enter into this thing
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  Speaker 1: called life. It won't be the most studying and all
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  Speaker 1: this here, it's on the job training. All your studying
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  Speaker 1: will be in the field. And I just reminded them
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  Speaker 1: that the most important thing in their life is their dream. See,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, the dream has gotten you this far.
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  Speaker 1: So far. You know, you dream of becoming a lawyer,
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  Speaker 1: so that has spurred you to get an education, which
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  Speaker 1: proves my point when I say that the dream is
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  Speaker 1: the most important thing in your life, it's even more
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  Speaker 1: important than education. I've been stopped by several people at
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  Speaker 1: a school. One time they actually cut the mic off
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  Speaker 1: and said, how dare you stand in front of an
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  Speaker 1: instant tuition of education and tell these children that something
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  Speaker 1: is more important than the education? Because it's not us.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, ma'am, it really is, I said, because you
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  Speaker 1: really don't have given me time to explain to the children.
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  Speaker 1: And what I'm about to say to you as this,
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  Speaker 1: If you learn what a child dreams about, the dream
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  Speaker 1: will spur you to get an education. If you got
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  Speaker 1: a child at dreams of asking kid one time in
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  Speaker 1: my camp whether you want to be man, mister Harvy,
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  Speaker 1: I love to fly a plane. And we just bought
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  Speaker 1: out all these stuff on the internet about flying planes,
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  Speaker 1: and he was just lit up. And then I told
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  Speaker 1: him these are the subject you're gonna have to really
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  Speaker 1: be good at the fly plane. You're gonna really have
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  Speaker 1: to understand science. You're really gonna have to understand math,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to understand some physics. He would, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I could do that. I just want to fly the plane,
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  Speaker 1: because see, the dream made the education more doable. And
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  Speaker 1: even when you get the education, you must you absolutely
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  Speaker 1: have to I don't care who you are, how old
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  Speaker 1: you are, when the last time you've been to school,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. You have got to acknowledge the dream.
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  Speaker 1: The dream is your everything, y'all. The dream is the
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  Speaker 1: thing that will keep you and drive you. Honor the dream.
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  Speaker 1: Focus on the dream. It's never too late to dream.
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  Speaker 1: It's never too late to make a dream come true.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever give up on the dream. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what kind of degree you got, because once you get
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  Speaker 1: a degree and you start pursuing the dream, and nobody
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask you about that degree. No more. Nobody has
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  Speaker 1: ever asked me to this day, Steve Harvey, what you
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  Speaker 1: do major in nothing? I majored in dreams? Here I am.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. Hope you got something out
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  Speaker 1: of that today. If you didn't tune in tomorrow, God willing,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you'll be affected by that one. But in the meantime,
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