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The Winter Olympics, Dog Meat On The Menu, Quincy Jones Interview, Valentine's Day Tip and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all baby
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  Speaker 1: have all so long looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: them just like the Milan buck bus things, and it's
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  Speaker 1: cobs y'all to me true good to tea, the horty
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  Speaker 1: listening to move to other for stoo handle money. I
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  Speaker 1: don't you join? Yeah? Well join me into doing me?
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  Speaker 1: Honey said? Do you turn want to go? Yeah? You go.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn you don't burn the turnout turn you
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  Speaker 1: love me, got to turn out to turn water water go? Comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your back at it. Uh huh, I shall
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  Speaker 1: will Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now wanting only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show? Uh huh, one more time, man, Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show. Man, ain't God been good
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  Speaker 1: to me? Wow? But then again, ain't He been good
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  Speaker 1: to you too? Though? I mean really, man, think of
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  Speaker 1: all the blessings God has given you. Think of all
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  Speaker 1: the things He's done for you, things that you ask for,
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  Speaker 1: things that you didn't ask for, things that you were expecting.
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  Speaker 1: Being all about all of the unexpected blessings. Man, he
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  Speaker 1: just keep coming with it, don't it. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: that's some good news today, though, y'all. You know, in
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  Speaker 1: the in the in the face of the economy being
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  Speaker 1: the way it is, in the face of all the
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  Speaker 1: world being the way it is, the the evilness that's
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  Speaker 1: out there, it just it just seems like that's all
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  Speaker 1: that's on the news sometimes. You know, we got we
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  Speaker 1: got news of parents not really standing up being parents.
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  Speaker 1: We've got news stories of children turning on their parents.
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  Speaker 1: You got, you got everything the economy, You've got places
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  Speaker 1: you thought you should be beautiful places to go. Now
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  Speaker 1: they've got travel allerged. It's it's just it's all little.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's it's all over. But the good news is
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  Speaker 1: there's something that you can have in this relationship with
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  Speaker 1: God that gives you a way to deal with it all.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that it will it will protect
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  Speaker 1: you from every single thing out that is happening, because
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  Speaker 1: some things are going to happen to you. You're going
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  Speaker 1: to be in an accident from time to time. You're
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  Speaker 1: going to make a mistake and fall down from time
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  Speaker 1: to time. But man, wouldn't it be incredible to you
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  Speaker 1: for you if you understood that you had some insurance
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  Speaker 1: in all of this that no matter what happened to you,
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  Speaker 1: you know you will cover it. You know, look, insurance
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  Speaker 1: companies as good as they are, you know, like our
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  Speaker 1: friends to Stay Farm or any other insurance company. You
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  Speaker 1: know they do, they do some amazing things. Insurance is
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  Speaker 1: a really really good thing to happen in the event
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  Speaker 1: that something happens to you. You know, you may not
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  Speaker 1: want to pay the premium, but guess what in the
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  Speaker 1: event that something happens to you that insurance is absolutely critical. Well,
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  Speaker 1: but guess what they cover certain things. You could get
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  Speaker 1: life insurance, you can get auto insurance, you can get
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  Speaker 1: accident insurance, you can get health insurance. There is nothing
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  Speaker 1: that you can buy to safeguard you against life's decisions.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you make a mistake, if you cheat,
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  Speaker 1: if you lie, if you if you fall down and
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  Speaker 1: you can't seem to get it together, and you make
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  Speaker 1: a crazy decision about how you're gonna go about securing
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  Speaker 1: an income, that there are there are no policies you
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  Speaker 1: can buy for that. You can't buy a policy. If
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  Speaker 1: you stop being the man you're supposed to be, and
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  Speaker 1: and and and give up on your children, you can't
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  Speaker 1: buy a policy if something happens as a mother and
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden you're not the mother you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be. But there is some insurance coverage out there
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  Speaker 1: for you. And that relationship that you form with God,
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  Speaker 1: that friendship that you form with him, that that alliance
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  Speaker 1: that you that that partnership, that that prayer that you
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  Speaker 1: put in all the time, there is an insurance policy
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  Speaker 1: that you have taken out when you form a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with your heavenly Father, when you form a friendship, when
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  Speaker 1: you form a bond that protects you, that protects you
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  Speaker 1: when these things happen in the event that they happen. Now,
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  Speaker 1: here's a great thing about prayer. Prayer can head off
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  Speaker 1: some stuff from happen. It really really can. Prayer can
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  Speaker 1: prevent some things from happen. You know, I'll give you
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  Speaker 1: an example in my life. Okay, here we go, because
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  Speaker 1: see this is the best way for me to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Because see what I don't like to do is is
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  Speaker 1: talk to people without letting them know, Hey, look I'm
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  Speaker 1: in this hole with you. I feel where yet? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. I was making some decisions a few
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  Speaker 1: years ago because what I thought I was doing was
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  Speaker 1: counterbalancing something that was happening in my life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I thought that since I wasn't happy or well, for
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  Speaker 1: whatever the reason I thought I wasn't happy, if if I,
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  Speaker 1: as wrong as I am, wanted to blame somebody else
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  Speaker 1: from my unhappiness, that that's that's really if. If if
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  Speaker 1: I make a bad decision because I'm thinking I'm unhappy
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  Speaker 1: with somebody, hold a part. Two wrongs don't make it right.
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  Speaker 1: And I make a decision to do something wrong, and
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  Speaker 1: now the consequences come when I do something wrong. See
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  Speaker 1: then that I already know, as an intelligent thinking man,
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  Speaker 1: and as most of you are, that when you do
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  Speaker 1: something wrong, that you know there is a consequence for that.
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  Speaker 1: I teach that to my sons. When you do something wrong,
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  Speaker 1: there as a consequence. So as an adult, I fully
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  Speaker 1: understood the consequence. And so what I was doing was
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  Speaker 1: I was making some decisions that was causing some consequences
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  Speaker 1: in my life that was delaying my happiness, delaying my progress,
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  Speaker 1: causing my business not to go the way it could go,
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  Speaker 1: so forth and so on. Well, what I started doing
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  Speaker 1: was I took out this insurance policy called prayer, and
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  Speaker 1: I started putting it in my mix on a daily basis,
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  Speaker 1: and then I started putting it in my mix, you know,
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  Speaker 1: two three times a day. And then I found myself
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  Speaker 1: using it all the time. And then I really started
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  Speaker 1: putting it in when when I didn't need any help,
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  Speaker 1: when I wasn't in trouble, I started putting insurance and
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  Speaker 1: I started making deposits into the bank. I started paying
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  Speaker 1: my premiums down. And prayer is like a premium, you
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  Speaker 1: just paying to it. Then when situation started coming up,
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  Speaker 1: now it's that prayer that I had put in that
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  Speaker 1: in those premiums I had paid, it started preventing me
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  Speaker 1: from making the decisions I was making in the past.
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  Speaker 1: Thus I didn't have to the suffer the consequences. Thus
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  Speaker 1: my businesses didn't have to be delayed in this progress.
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  Speaker 1: Because I had put some payments on some premiums, I
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  Speaker 1: had taken out an insurance policy with my life, my
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  Speaker 1: real life. I'm talking about your life where you make
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  Speaker 1: your day to day decisions in I'm not talking about
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  Speaker 1: see life. Insurance is only good if you die. God
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  Speaker 1: has a policy that's avasable, that's available for you. Why
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  Speaker 1: are you living see in order foreign insurance policy to pay.
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  Speaker 1: Something bad got to happen when you take out the
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  Speaker 1: policy with your with your heavenly father, when you pay
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  Speaker 1: the premiums of prayer, and that's all it costs. Man,
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  Speaker 1: It ain't you. Ain't gotta have no money for this policy.
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  Speaker 1: I put into the policy. It pays me dividends and
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  Speaker 1: benefits for living. Ain't nothing got to go wrong for
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  Speaker 1: me to cash in on this policy. I use this
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  Speaker 1: policy for good things. Steve Harvey long away from being perfect.
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  Speaker 1: I never claimed perfection it as a matter of fact.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's kind of funny, man, how people do.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's why I'm I used to be so afraid
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  Speaker 1: to even, you know, bring up God in my relationship
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  Speaker 1: and what I was trying to do, because just the
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  Speaker 1: other day I gotta email in the email back, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you how people were. It didn't stop me,
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  Speaker 1: it didn't shake me. I just don't want you to
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  Speaker 1: understand that people are. See people sit up and listen
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  Speaker 1: to you, and then they used that for a point
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  Speaker 1: they got to make. Mr Harvey. Since you say you
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  Speaker 1: better now and God is making you better and you
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  Speaker 1: a change person, why do you treat Eugene the way
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  Speaker 1: you do. Eugene is obviously, and then she used three
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  Speaker 1: letter word for Eugene that we've never used on the
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  Speaker 1: show about Eugene. Eugene is. Nobody never said that. We're
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  Speaker 1: just doing the show over here. You see that. Don't
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  Speaker 1: bother me no more, because all I want to lady,
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  Speaker 1: notice this is just to show everybody this is the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's nothing more, it's nothing less.
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  Speaker 1: You know, a lot of people know who Eugene is.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people know what Eugene do. Some people do,
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  Speaker 1: some people don't. But people would take information they hear
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  Speaker 1: you about your walk and try to throw it in
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  Speaker 1: your way and in a subtle way, in a subtle way,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't what you say you are. You ain't walking
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  Speaker 1: like you said you're gonna walk. Man, listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: y'all make the decisions to pay your premiums in prayer,
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  Speaker 1: talk to your heavenly father, get you some insurance in
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  Speaker 1: your life, and when you have little things like that,
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  Speaker 1: keep on stepping. Man. God loves you. Man, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: shall hope you talk to God to day because guess
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  Speaker 1: what his show would like to hear from you. That's
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  Speaker 1: for shows you're listening to ladies and gentlemen, boys and
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  Speaker 1: girls of people notably around the world that would be
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  Speaker 1: including the White House. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: I would invite the White House to start listening because
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  Speaker 1: y'all need a laugh today. Instead of providing the laughs,
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  Speaker 1: y'all need to sit back and laugh. This's the craziest
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  Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen. Let's all thank God for Quincy Jones.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Quest. It had lost it.
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  Speaker 1: Damn he needs to of course, it got to be quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Queer say queens that Quez said Chris, it needs to
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  Speaker 1: be quiet, man. But he is he telling the truth though,
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  Speaker 1: dog is well. Quincy knows a lot of stuff. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I've set with this man many times. He's one of
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  Speaker 1: the most knowledgeable and realest cats I've ever talked to.
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  Speaker 1: He's knowledgeable. I've never heard him lie. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who's going on it. Let's just say it's too much
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  Speaker 1: right now, That's all I can't It's a lot. He
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  Speaker 1: just the spectrum of knowledge is too much. The part
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna get the most trouble is he knows who
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  Speaker 1: shot Kennedy. We got to well, what did he say
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  Speaker 1: the mafia, right, A lot of people have suspected that
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  Speaker 1: for years. No, he know who shots. Yeah, he know him.
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  Speaker 1: He's old enough to know. Right now, you got to
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  Speaker 1: be quiet. Yeah. Yeah. You can say what you want
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  Speaker 1: to say about everybody else, but once you start talking
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  Speaker 1: that political thing. Yeah, he said, Michael Jackson stole music,
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  Speaker 1: um from down the summer. The Beatles can't play. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he said so much. Richard. Well, that's true if you
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  Speaker 1: listen to the Beatles music, that they weren't gifted musicians
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  Speaker 1: at all. They were this thing that had never been
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  Speaker 1: seen before. They were iconic. Oh, they came and they
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  Speaker 1: feeled a void that had never They were just the
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  Speaker 1: first London group boy band. Oh man, they're killing it.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, No, they weren't great musicians. No, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I never knew that. You could
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  Speaker 1: have never told me that. So we're gonna believe some
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  Speaker 1: of the stuff he says, but just not all believe.
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  Speaker 1: We have to be. Well, all you gotta do is
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  Speaker 1: listen that they're not known for great instrumentation. They were
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest kids of all time, but they
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  Speaker 1: were That's not what I'm saying, if we believe the Beatles,
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  Speaker 1: then we're gonna have to believe that the Godfather was
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  Speaker 1: with Richard Pride. We're gonna have to believe. If we
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  Speaker 1: don't believe all of it, well, here's a deal, and
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  Speaker 1: you can look at you can listen to the music
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  Speaker 1: and tell that that's the truth. You wasn't there for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of it was not Ivanka Trump do have
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  Speaker 1: nice legs, and I feel for her for a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the pain she has to go through, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know, but as a comedian, you are
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  Speaker 1: avoiding it. The god Father, I don't even know what
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  Speaker 1: all Right, coming up, we're gonna find out what happened
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  Speaker 1: over the weekend, Steve, what happened ninety years ago we
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  Speaker 1: had you're listening to Steve Morning Show. Hi, Steve, I
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  Speaker 1: understand you did some barbecuing over the weekend. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just got out on the grill. And then my
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  Speaker 1: crazy wife, who is a little Mr. The socialite of
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  Speaker 1: the family, she just eyes to go on something live.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. She was doing it
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  Speaker 1: Instagram Live, Mama Story or Instagram. It was Instagram Live,
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  Speaker 1: Instagram Live. Me and the hubby just out in the
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  Speaker 1: backyard barbecuing. I can't believe say, haisty, you know goodn
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  Speaker 1: heal well, I don't like that. I said, Hey, she said,
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  Speaker 1: that's real good for him, y'all. But I was out
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  Speaker 1: there putting that grill up. I did. That's what I did. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Now this was crazy. This was a protein weekend. I
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  Speaker 1: still got some. I got a little bit left. But
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be it, though. But I did. Um. I
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  Speaker 1: did some lamb chops. I did some chicken quarters, legs
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  Speaker 1: and thighs. Yeah. Um, they taste way better barbicane, didn't
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  Speaker 1: they just do? Man, they're juicier. Yeah, you are not
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  Speaker 1: as dry, Shirley, They're not as dry, surely. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about cooking. I know, I know the thighs are juicier.
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  Speaker 1: You're not allowed to participate, Tommy, she jumped in here.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know, But am I not? Emma? Is that not
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  Speaker 1: the truth? With confidence? They're juicier? They aren't juicier. I
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  Speaker 1: know that I've eaten them before. I may not have
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  Speaker 1: cooked them, but I'm certainly eating them before. Tommy. Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: she ambushed me. You are not gonna do you ain't
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  Speaker 1: no league that person. You don't know nothing by no cooking,
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  Speaker 1: god nothing. So anyway we did. I did lamb chops,
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  Speaker 1: then I did some THI laid quarters, and then I
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  Speaker 1: did some wago wago hot dog dog. Yeah, man, I
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  Speaker 1: did not know that. Hey Junior, that costs some money, right,
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  Speaker 1: I bet it? Do that? You bet not burn it?
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  Speaker 1: You can get him at Bristol Farms. What what is BOMs?
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  Speaker 1: It's a grocery store. How much is hot dogs? I
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  Speaker 1: don't boy up there with you and Tom Hanks and
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  Speaker 1: then there goes draping in. Hey man, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: to everyone, Okay, I don't have to go to the
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  Speaker 1: grocery store talking about how much. I just pick out
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  Speaker 1: what I won't not at the grocery. Stoke, when you
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  Speaker 1: rolled around grocer store, do you see Samuel Jackson? Is
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  Speaker 1: he in there too? I don't go to the grocery.
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  Speaker 1: You have people to do that for you. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: didn't go, And now we're getting somebody brought back these
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  Speaker 1: hot dogs. Now you want me to talk about you
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  Speaker 1: see chicken thighs? Forget forget that time. I mean the
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  Speaker 1: real thing is so you see Oscar Maya and just
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  Speaker 1: keep going. You don't stop. No, no, no, no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: they don't have him in there. You know who Askari
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  Speaker 1: my eels though, So Oscar maya getting waggle hot dogs.
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  Speaker 1: They don't Oscar myn not in the stoke. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know that. Listen, y'all. Just go to Bristol Farms.
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  Speaker 1: It's a stoke. I didn't even know that. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to buy that. It's going now. It just they
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  Speaker 1: just stay up gourmet foods in there. That's what they're
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  Speaker 1: famous for, gourmet foods. So you could go in there
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  Speaker 1: and buy stuff and like played it and set it
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  Speaker 1: out like you did it. This is a great move
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  Speaker 1: for young player. Dudes, play and act like you did it.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, boy, and so let me see. We did
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  Speaker 1: waggle and then my wife made some wag chili. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds good. So instead of she used Wago beef
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  Speaker 1: for the chili. So and then I had whatever and
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  Speaker 1: just a few chicken legs and that's all I did
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  Speaker 1: on the grill. Yet was the beautiful Yeah what grill?
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  Speaker 1: The egg? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, I just did a
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  Speaker 1: green egg. So my wife bought these buns that she
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  Speaker 1: split butters and puts on the flat top grill, and
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  Speaker 1: then she put the big waggle hot dog on that
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  Speaker 1: and then coverted in waggle chili with the kidney beans
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  Speaker 1: on it, and then sprinkle a little log sliced cheese
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  Speaker 1: on top. I had a chili dog that man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you throw your in the South had had a
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  Speaker 1: chili dog in years. You gotta wigo hot dog? Is
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  Speaker 1: it's not that big? But apparently it is. Cly it
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  Speaker 1: is you. You know, I'm not a big red meat eater,
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  Speaker 1: but no, so I haven't no okay, god, oh but
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  Speaker 1: you gave it to me at no boo. You went
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  Speaker 1: to the well. I didn't go. I went with him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's you. You was balling in he was Vegas. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you was no time and he was balling. He bought dinner.
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  Speaker 1: I was with him. But did you eat? Yes, but
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  Speaker 1: then you was bowling. They set the wag on fire. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that was delicious meat. Man. You should have said, I
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  Speaker 1: tried to bite the meat with me. You don't even
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  Speaker 1: need a force that's wanted. The show one day and
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I got Ashley Graham, the supermodel on the show, and
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  Speaker 1: we're talking, and so she saw me. They're eating and
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  Speaker 1: she came up behind me and stuck her hand through
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  Speaker 1: the railing and oh my god, Steve Harvey, I've got
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  Speaker 1: to get an autograph. And I was like, so aggravated
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  Speaker 1: I spun around. She said, got you. So she was
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  Speaker 1: trying to explain it, so I said, yeah, I saw,
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting there no booze and she said it's singular,
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  Speaker 1: there's no And I didn't know what to hear she
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  Speaker 1: was talking about. I said, yes, it is because it
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  Speaker 1: don't belong to me, so it's no booze, it's no. Hey, listen,
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  Speaker 1: got ready for Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam. They're
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: up next with church complaints. Right after this. You're listening
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up. At the top of
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll talk about the Winter Olympics and ms
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Anne will be here with Today's National News. But right
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  Speaker 1: now it is watching them. Yeah. Did you see the
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  Speaker 1: young guy who won for snowboarding? Oh yeah, yeah, got
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  Speaker 1: the gold man. Yeah, okay, sure you saw that. I
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  Speaker 1: must be in your report because I was cooking. I
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  Speaker 1: like the Olympics. I watched the Olympics. I watched the Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: I watched figure skating short dance. I watched that. A
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: young boy, the eighteen year old boy from America. He
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: got took out because he was raising them grown me
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: and he just didn't know what he was going to do. Man,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: and gangster him on that short track. But he did
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  Speaker 1: good though. He'll be back into it. He got three
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Olympics to go. Yeah, he gonna remember this whipping next year.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Next Olympics, he's gonna be something else. But yeah, I've
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  Speaker 1: been watching Olympics going really all right. You know, Korea
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  Speaker 1: and South Korea walked out together that yeah, and Kim
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  Speaker 1: John's sister was sitting very close to the Vice President
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: of the US who was like playing her really really.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, man, it's like this though at
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the Olympics. I mean, it's just the one time where
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: you got to you know, look, it's just it's sports.
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  Speaker 1: It's a game. It's an opportunity. I thought since North Korea,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: South Korea came out under one flag. They haven't done
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  Speaker 1: that since the war. And I mean, man, that was
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: like iconic move. And then Pences tried to sit there
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: and play tough with you, but she's not. He's just
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: he's just so man. I doe, right, there. But anyway,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: they tried to play off and wouldn't shake her hand
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: or nothing like that, and everybody else up in their
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: shaking hands to shake the lady hands. Alright, well, Mr
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Anna's gonna be here with National nat. One more thing.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Rocket Man wasn't there. He don't leave out the North
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: because he knows soon as he leaves somebody gonna shoot
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: this right now, motel taking the church complaints, Oh Lord, today,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: as usual we faced the ungrateful horde that is the
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: congregation complaining, complaining, complain, Ever, talk to me about what
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: they're grateful for. The lack of gratitude of this congregation
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: is out of head. What is it not? Deacon sometime today?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: You know I'm siding past all right, listen, I be
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: wheel Chair soccer team ministry wants new tires on their chairs.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: They loust to the Holy Rollers last week due to
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: the slick ties, and they asking if we can actually
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: go into the budget and get them some new tires
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: for all of their wheelchairs. Now there's ten members on
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  Speaker 1: the wheelchair soccer Uh, we're a chair soccer team ministry
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  Speaker 1: that we it's up to you pass it if we're
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: gonna spend this kind of money on the wheelchair Soccer
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Team ministry, it's up to you. Well, brother Deacon up
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  Speaker 1: admired the courage. But we fourteen games in and ain't
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: nobody scored a goal yet. Well, it's due to the tire,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: that's what they're saying. Passing. They're saying that if we
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: would have them uh some new tie, they can score
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: the goals and win. But at this point, like you said,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: we've we've had fourteen games, only twenty games in a
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: season games and ain't scored yet. And brother and brother
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Bob followed me, was right there last week at the goal.
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  Speaker 1: I strew it up and spakeless said kick and he
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: cannot get to it. Passed. But but they're saying that
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: their problem is that the tires to slick on the
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: wheel there. They need more grip with the I don't
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: see what that had to do with Brother Bartolome getting
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: that ball in that And you know what, I agree
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: with the goalie wheel had got caught in the net
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: on the other side. It was nobody there to block it, right.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: But what I'm trying to tell you I had nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with No, we're not buying wheel. Well, I'll
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: tell you what I'll tell you what, God, get him
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: the wheels. Yeah, all right, get him the wheel and
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: then not passed it. Let me ask you this, Should
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: we get them the wheel now? I should we wait
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: right before the next season start, right right? They don't
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: need to wear any wheels out with these six games,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: right right. We're gonna wait to the new seat and
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: tell them that. All right, so nick, season you will
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: have wheels, all right? Moving along? They win for the
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: games they got left. They they're getting new gloves too, Pathew,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: and soccer, why do they need new gloves? Well, what
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: do you think it is pushing the wheels? Boy? Hello,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't think, man, I just I'm just thinking soccer.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: You can't touch the ball with your hands. But okay,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: well let me ask you, so they in the wheelchair,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: what they're gonna touch your ball with? Moving on, Beacon
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Pastor Livingston, who won the bass fishing competition but got
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: bit by catfish during the tournament, now wants to suit
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: the church for his mishap. Now, he did win five
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars in the first place. Uh, what do we
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: want to do about him being bit? Uh? Pastor? Because
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: he wants to sue the church for thirty or five
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: dollars for his hospital visit. The bite from a catfish
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: is nothing. They don't possess teeth that they deacon, now
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: they don't. They just inhale. The problem is that them
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: fins on the catfish. He didn't get fans. He just
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: got bit. Right, Well, it's hard for us to do that.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Bass got motif than a catfish, and they're not dangerous
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: at all. I think you're going to ignore this request
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: and just let him enjoy the spoils of his victory
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: for the bass winning the bass out, all right, that's
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: all he can get from us right here. He's not
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: getting nothing from us all right. Now. He has another
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: situation since the mose. They are Rilins, who is turning
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: eighty six years old, wants to have her baby shower
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: here at the church next Saturday. She is seven months pregnant.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: The sisters are totally against this action, but it's totally
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: up to you if she can have her baby shower. Now.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: See eight is six and seven months pregnant. But we're
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: not gonna as far as who the father don't know Aboudy.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: First of all, digger, let's stop here because the last
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: time sister Moselle Riley told her she was pregnant. As
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming as is this is the case again she
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: actually had a tumor or size of the basketball that
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: was removed, or sister Mozelle pipes can't produce children's no more.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Half of the hour, miss Anna is gonna be not
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: because she would pregnant. Latime it again, Miss Anna is
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: gonna I don't know. Coming up at the top of
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the hour, miss Anna is going to be here with
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: today's national news. Well, yes, yes i am. We'll tell
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you about some restaurants that are still serving dog meat
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: during the Olympics. Yeah, what I gotta tell you about that? Yeah, yeah,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, listen, guys,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: some restaurants are still serving dog meat during the Olympics.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: You heard me. They're still serving dog meat. Roof roof,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: roof dog meat during the Olympics, because it's dog meat.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Don't get I am gonna do get involved with us.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Let's let us get in trouble. I'm doing it my way,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: just like you guys do it your way. But baby, baby, okay,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm just let us go and get into
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I'll stay on tnc just go. Let me just right,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I've art, really because that's barking is not controversial. Some
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: restaurants are still serving dog meat during the Olympics despite
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: government requests. Nearly all restaurants in pyeong Chung That's It,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: South Korea will continue to sell dog meat during the Olympics.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Of the twelve restaurants in the area, only two have
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: complied with local authorities, even though they've been offered subsidies
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: for taking the dish off the menu during the games.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Local business owners feels they shouldn't have to change their
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: menu to accommodate foreigners. Okay, you're in my house, y'all.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Go just what we eat. This is what we eat,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: and you bet not fly your dog over. I've been
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: selling dog meat for decades. Stop at JR, says Park Young,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: a who runs a Young Hun restaurant. His business is
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: very close to the Olympic stadium. You don't know him
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: who you don't know him? Young Restaurant Away has a
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: real joint. Found out he made more money selling dog
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: in South Korea. His business is very close to real
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: puffy or lips. It's business is very close to the
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Olympic stadium, and he says, it is really difficult for
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: me to change my menu just because of the Olympics.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: And before you freak out, eating dog meat is very
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: common and legal. I've been knowing that Korea had some
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: over here. I'm know gonna hear well, I have I
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: know gonna here. Well, I've been in the restaurant because
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I ordered them wheels one time and I said, there
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: and looked at that. What I was thinking, what cald
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: what calf for pig? What piglet? Could this have possibly
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: pit for? I know them things down in the curvage
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: on them bones was just looked too much, turned them bones,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: It looked too much. I gotta ask you this. I
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: have to ask you. How did it? Yeah, how did
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: it take? It? Was? It was damn near delicious? Really
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: pick up the flavor that it was delicious. Spend I
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: don't know, but we have been known for a long
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: time that a lot of countries like that sale dog.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know why everybody tripping. Yeah, it's legal in
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Korea and it's mostly eaten by older people. Just so
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: you'll know, it's mostly eaten by older people because it's
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: believed to have medicinal properties, and they don't. So do
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: you think you really eating dogs? Well? I did at
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: the Monolian barbecue, kind of had too much of it
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: on Tues. It's all you can eat Mongolian barb and
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: all eat Mongolian cows and pigs in I don't think so. Alright,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Missing is here, Steve Missing is here with our Newslets
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: lay gentlemen, Missing, you're very much okay. This is and
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: for the news everybody, And good morning, good Monday morning.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Here we go with the U. S. Senate schedule to
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: begin debating immigration legislation later on today. Where it is
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: that most Republicans feel that Donald Trump is gonna sign
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: just about any bill that they can put together. Senate
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has promised that he's going to
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: put a bill on the floor this week and that
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: the final version will be arrived at Get this the
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: old fashioned way. We haven't seen that in a long time,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the amendments and votes, none of this other stuff. Both
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Democrats and Republicans have been working on a measure that
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: would be up boarded security U fund Trump's border wall
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: in exchange for a path to citizenship for the hundreds
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: of thousands of immigrants brought here illegally has children. Other words,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the dream that you know, the Dream Act, the Data
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Act expires in a couple of weeks, so that's why
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: they have to get down and do something about it,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: one way or the other. Meanwhile, the President is to
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: present his budget proposal for the nation's infrastructure to the
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Congress today. Lawmakers passed a spending bill last week that
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: raises the cap on both military and domestic spending, and
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: what Trump presents in his budget today does not affect that.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: An investigation underway into what caused Russian passenger jet to
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: crash yesterday. All seventy one passengers and crew have been killed.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Plane heading from Moscow to Risk, which is about ninety
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: miles east in Israel. The decision is reportedly expected soon
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: in connection with a corruption investigation into Prime Minister Benjamin
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Netton Yahoo. In fact, the report says that there could
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: be sufficient evidence to bring an indictment. The investigation surrounds
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: net and Yah, Who's connections with wealthy businessmen and the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: gifts that he allegedly received. Sad news, actor Reggie Cathy
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: has died now. Cathy was perhaps best known as a
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: political aid Norman Wilson from The Wire wore glasses ballhead.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Reggie Cathy also played Freddie, the owner of the barbecue
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Joint on House of Cards. He was fifty nine years old.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: In the Winter Olympics this weekend, the US took the
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: bronze and team figure skating. The US men's luge team
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: medal for the very very first time in its history.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: We have never not the men's team, the women, No,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: but not the men. Twenty nine year old Chris Matson,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: an up State of Upstate, New York, won the silver,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: and he says on NBC conditions were perfect. It's cold,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: it's technical. People are messing up. I just went for it,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: took as they said, all the training wheels off. I
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: held it together and it just means everything. By the way,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: mets are only missed the gold by about two hundreds
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: of a second. And so this stuff goes whoo. And
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: today is National End of a c P Day. It's
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: also National Safety Pup and Kitten Day. So here we go. Okay, there,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I think it's like tustling a little bit there, now
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: stop it. Get Eugene the Butterfly coming up. Twenty minutes
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: after the stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Rain Prior,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Richard Pryor's daughter, is not among those who believe Quincy
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Jones claim. We talked about this earlier. Uh, Quincy Jones,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Um uh, he's been ranting on and on and on
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: about certain things. We talked about this, but Range Range
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Prior is not among those who believe Quincy Jones claim
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: that our father once had sex with Marlon Brando. Quincy
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Jones made the shocking claim among many in an interview
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: with Vulture last week. It seemed to gain some credence
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: when Quincy last year, I mean, but of course you
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: don't know everything, now, yeah, I mean, why would anybody
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson stole some songs? That's what he says, right,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: He in the same business. Okay. Now, ever, didly he
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: saw the Godfather go by Richard? No, I'm just not.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: They didn't say that was at the house. They didn't
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: say that where was Okay, I was trying to let
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: him get that out. Did he make him an offer
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: he couldn't refuse? All right? Prior's widow, Jennifer Lee, has
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: confirmed it. The Brain says It's just not true, she
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: writes on Facebook. Q was once a brilliant music producer
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: who is losing his mind. This is according to Rain,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and I sound like it and decided to garner publicity
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: for himself with a sensationalized interview, and he spewed out
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: a lot about my father, who's not here to defend himself. Then,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: on top of it all, my dad's so called widow
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: validated it because she needs to keep legitimizing herself and
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: tarnish our dad even after he's dead. Rain says, Richard
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Pryor's ex wife hated Q, and she hated Richard Pryor.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: She said she hated Q and she hated daddy. Well,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: you're talking about which one, uh, Jennifer Lee, I mean
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: not Jennifer. She's been at the forefront of all the
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: money making schemes and ideas. She's always been that way.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna go with Rain on this one.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: And in a subsequent post a Rain takes a less
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: combative stance. She says, it's one of his children. I
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: should not have to defend my brilliant, abused father to anyone.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, Steve, you've said it you're gonna take rainside
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: on this, I'm going ain't. I mean, it's like this, y'all, wait,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: all these years bring this up. The man going, he
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: can't defend himself, and you know you're just making any statements.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: So as we're gonna as we're gonna believe half of
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: what Quincance saying, then the other part we don't want
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: to believe what. Either we're gonna believe Quincy or we ain't. No,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: It's like this, though, if you're talking about music, you
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: can discuss music because you're a musical genius yourself. Okay,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: everything right there? You ain't been in nobody's how what
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: what was you there? Okay, here's my question. Why? Why
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: was my mom was? What was he over there doing?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: But my question is this, why is Quincy even coming
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: out with all of this stuff? Why why you come
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: out whatever? Thing? I can't see it? All right, we'll
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I understand we have some special guests yea in the studio.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: You know, j Anthony Brown ain't here today for some
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: ungodly reason. But weird. Are you happy about it? Hello,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I'm brother and I'm brother. That's my brother. He's my brother,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and we're brothers. We've been brothers for years. Yeah, we
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: got the same mama and girlfriend and sisters. That's right.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: And that's what you call all in the family right there. Now,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: that's right. So we're here today and we're gonna cover
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: a plectora of topics that's been on y'all's mind, and
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: we're gonna cover them. We're gonna cover them from the
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: southern standpoint, right because you know what, it's a lot
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: of silly city folks, you know New York and the
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: say in Philadelphia and all those up Nook, Chicago, just
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: you know, good people, but you need a Southern take
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: on things. What's going on, Shirley, How are you anyway? Sweets? Hi? Brother,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I'm fine, Thank you? How are you? Oh? Well? All
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: were good? Were you good? Brother? Brother? I'm good, I'm
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: very good. Now. I tell you what, I'll tell you
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: what you and I are the best best Republican Democrats
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: were right on the middle of the land. Yeah, that's
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: thing about us. We were Republicans, but we like Democrats
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: too though. Yeah, we're Republicrats is what we are. No,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: it's your new thing. We're called I rep Dems. De Yeah,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: we're independent Republican Democrats. So let's go Shirley. What are
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: you guys? All right? Well, we were just talking on
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: this Steve Harvey Morning Show about Quincy Jones and some
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: of the outrageous claims he made in a in an
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: interview with Vulture Vulture magazine. So he talked about a
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff. Michael Jackson stole some of his music.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: The Beatles were non playing musicians. He right, the Beatles.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I watched them, he's riding. They couldn't play. They looked good,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: they're handsome, but they couldn't play with all they had
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: with her. Yeah, they had her. All they had with
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  Speaker 1: her shaking and all that they was London boys, that's
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  Speaker 1: all they was just new little tight fitted pants come
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  Speaker 1: over here. They couldn't play with now where you have
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: a fiddle, you have a still good tar. Ain't nobody
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: have a folk good tar. They don't come out here
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: making the heads come on, cut down, cut out. Quinchy
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: was a nice guy. I don't know why he said
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: all these things, like he just come out of nowhere
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: with it and let it quin you're talking about you
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: talking about the secret Garden. You just came out and
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: let it up. Well, well, hell now we know where
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: that song comes from. You know what. We also did
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: a story about how some of the restaurant owners in
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: South are you going too fast? You didn't say nothing
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: about the story about Donald Trump's daughter, Oh, Ivanka Trump? Evin,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: what we cower? Her name is? Ivanka Trump? Should have
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: been okay? Well, Quincy said that he dated her and
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: she had fantastic legs, the most beautiful legs. Well, she's
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: got nice legs. That's all that, right, But what was
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: she wrote with Quincy at that point, quite quite some
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: time ago, some years ago? Well, how is she's don't
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: nobody know that? Looking up right? Quick? Monica? You not
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: doing nothing over there? Playing candy crush? Probably that's what
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: she did. She's not girl. Okay. I thought she was
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: like thirty five, but she's thirty six. She's thirty six.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Now why would she won a date Quincy? Fifteen years ago?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: She was baby? Yeah, we got enough time dig off
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: in this lack. We won't too, but I like to
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: dig in. I'm sorry, Well, let's do what are we
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: doing next? Shirley. Oh, we have a prank phone call
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: that we have to play, and that's coming up right
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letters. All right, but up
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: next the nephew is right here with today's prank phone call.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: What you got? Sure? This is what we call small
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: face small he did it to see see shirt didn't
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: but did nobody saying nothing like that, but we were
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: thinking it small favor. You ain't get no taller yelling hello,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Vicky. Vicky, Hey, Vicky, how are
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: you doing? Are you the Are you the niece of uhh?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's at your aunt? Yes, okay, and you're
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: you know you aren't passed away? I mean I mean
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: years ago, y'all passed. It was about five years ago. Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I don't over here at the funeral home. Uh my,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: my my sister just passed away, and uh they gave
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: me your phone number, did you guys? We're going through
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a situation here, did you guys?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Aren't you know your aunt was a heavy set woman.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Is that right. Okay, Now they had to did they
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: have to put her in a in a Did they
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: have a bit of a special casket for her? Yeah, okay,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: that's what we're kind of going through with my sister.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: We ordered a special casket for for for my sister,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: and uh, I'm assuming this is the same thing that
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: you guys went through. I called several of her, her children,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: but I wasn't able to get in touch with anybody.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: But the funeral home actually had your name on file
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: as well, so they gave me your number where I
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: would be able to talk to you. Is that is that? Okay, Yeah,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: that's okay, you can speak to me, but you know,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: let's things to be a problem. Well listen, uh we
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: we The funeral is actually in two days and we
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: ordered one of those special caskets, but it doesn't look
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: like it's gonna be in for another week, so you know,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: it's almost like we're gonna, we're gonna we're not gonna
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: have a casket for her, you know, for the funeral.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: And you know that, like I said, the funeral home
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: told us about you know that you guys were the
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: last ones that ordered a casket of that size and
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: you know, me and the rest of the family has
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: been you know, we've been trying to figure out what
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: to do and what to do. Do you think it's
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: any way possible we can borrow the casket that your
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Ain't is in, and then when the casket comes in
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: and we ordered, we can put her in that casket
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: and put her back down to rest like she's always been.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's excuse me? Hello, hello, Thin, could
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: you repeat yourself? What exactly how are you asking me? Well,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is, do you think we can borrow
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: your ain't casket? Because you know, the funerals in two
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: days and the casket is not gonna be in in
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: order for us to be able to bury her in
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: a in a casket for you know, to accommodate her size.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: That's when I'm asked, what kind of your talking about?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: First of all, who is this? Okay? No, my name
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: is Larry, Like I said, My name is Larry. I
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: got you, I got you guys. Like I said. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: tried to call some of her kids, but nobody ever
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: picked up when I called. Yeah, her nieces number all
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: file to you. You are her niece, Vicky, right, Yes,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I am Okay, that's what I'm saying. Do you think
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: that maybe you can talk to the children and see
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: if we can maybe used that particular casket. Okay, wait
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: a minute, what the talking about this? The First of all,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: who who is this? You? You gotta be losing your
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: man if you think I'm gonna let you dig up
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: my any just to bury yourself stuff. But understand where
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: you're coming from. But what I'm trying to say is
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: that we don't have a casket, bigg enough and they
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: were they they let us know that you guys were
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: the last ones that had a casket that you know,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: what were gonna do with us? Dash? You don't truck
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: stuff figuring out? Have you? No? No? Well, okay, first
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: of all, what I'm trying to it was this the
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: family been grieving pretty hard and I just wanted to
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: make sure that the funeral will be right. And it
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be right, and we don't we don't bring
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: my family gonna feel dig in my amy of you.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: They don't call me with this. Who is the funeral
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: home that gave you my number to add me to
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: use the casket so you can bury your sister? Who
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: is the name of that person. I can't remember, but
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: it was it was. It was the guy the funeral
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: director let me know that you guys had went through
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: a situation where you have to bury your your your
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: your aunt. Like I said, I tried to call what's
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: your name again? My name is Larry. Okay, Larry, this
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: is this is I don't know what, give you my
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: phone number to call me asking you just done? Can
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: you believe they call her asking me the can Bury
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: that's don't have a casset? Hello, No, no, what what's
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: your fault? No? I understand it's not your fault. What
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is wh y'all show some sympathy
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: and some love for me and my family going through
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: because we don't have a cask Like I say, my suster,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: my souster wasn't was you know? Was that if the
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: heaven was a heaven ship? You know, my conduleces go
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: out to you and your family. You know, I'm trying
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: to be as reserved as I can with this whole situation.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: But do you understand what kind of stupid you're asking
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: me right now to actually dig up my un whose
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: army who's been at for fun yees? Because bury your sister,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: because let me let me ask you this like this,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: if we you that you ain't ain't gonna know she
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna know who you for you to say to
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: me what your stupid? You're talking on you smoking crack,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: what I don't know more? First of all, you know
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: what I First, I appreciate you trying to work with me,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: but I want to say this is you. You don't
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: even have the authority to make that decee if you
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: give me one of the numbers to one of your
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: cupsins because I was really trying to be nice and
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: be calm. But guess what, we're not doing this stupid.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice to you and tell and
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: trying to help you out, but no, you want me
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: to get ignorant and ask stupid with you. I was
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: trying to be nice and sympathetic. We're not doing it.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not giving you the number. I got the authority
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: to tell you right now. We're not digging up so
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: you can bury yourseluf stuff. Okay, so so so so, so,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: that's just it. I can't talk to now, that's it.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Now you weren't talking to but you're talking to me Okay,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I got, I got, I got something else. I need
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: to tell you though, I need, I need to tell
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: you something else or you listen, but tell me. I
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: want to tell you this. This is nephew taught me
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harbing morn It's your VICKI. Your sister
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Sheila got me to prank phone called hub. Who is
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: this again, Biggy? This is a nephew Tommy from this
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Eve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister she Look got me
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: to plant phone call you. Oh oh, y'all, you got
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: me over. Y'all worked up. I'm gonna played etty much
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: at I got one more thing to ask. What is
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: the land, Steve Harvey Morning for y'all? All right, dad, there, see,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: when you want somebody to dig up somebody that's been
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: buried for quite some time, you know what I'm saying,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: it's it's well, it's not an all type, but it's
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: just a small favor. You just want somebody to dig
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: them up so we can. It's a small favor, that's
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. That's all I'm going to try and take.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Have y'all ever not ever had a body dug back up?
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: The only one, You're the only one. In the words
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: of Charlie Wilson, the onliest one between only is one
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: and fishes in the deep blues. How's your CD doing
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: at Walmart? My CD doing good Walmart? That's right, it's
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: called it's called won't he do it? Won't he do it?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: And yes I will. You can get it in Walmart.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I'm pranking church people. It's my latest prank. C D.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Won't even do it in Walmart today? Get you one?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. You don't want to miss it. We'll
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 54:42
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• 54:45
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• 54:48
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• 54:52
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• 54:57
  Speaker 1: and hold down, tied. We got it. Pollo you here,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: that's the brother right there. All right, subject, let's get
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: it started. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am I am darn
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: near fifty years old and my wife. Okay, you're not
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: gonna stop. You're gonna stop doing that with these letters.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: You are just like the cuss. Okay, just say it's
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: not your customers what they see. I am darn near
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: fifty years old and my wife. Let me, were you
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: watching CNN when Donald Trump made the s whole comment
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: about Haiti and Africa? Every comment taken upon themselves to
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: take an advantage of that situation because it's journalism, alright,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: and started being a professional journalist. I am darn near
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: fifty years old and my wife is forty. We've been
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: married for almost ten years and have two children, both
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: under the age of five. I want to make sure
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: you all have a detail. First of all, I love
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: my wife, but it's in all caps. B ut all caps.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: But here is the problem. If I want some cookie,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I have to initiate it per cent of the time.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Sometimes she will, but it is rare to me, rare
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: for me. I don't want to feel like I am
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: forcing her to do something she doesn't want to do. However,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I think we're both young enough to have the time
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: of our lives. I have often gone to bed frustrated
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: with the lack of cookie in our life. I have
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: gone to bed naked. I have purchased her sexual sexy lingerie,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: which she does not wear. I have even told her
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: that sometimes she can initiate the sex, but nothing changes.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I think she doesn't feel confident in her bedroom skills.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: But this leaves me frustrated too often or thinking I
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: am just horrible in bed. She acts like I am
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: the best in the world when we do engage, but
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: why doesn't she initiated more often? I feel like she
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: should come and talk to me and tell me I
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: am not as good in bed as I think I am.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I have never cheated on my wife and I have
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: no plans to. But I can't keep going to sleep
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: sexually frustrated. What else can I do to have her
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: make the first move? Or am I stuck making the
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: first move forever? Please help? UM? Well, I mean you
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: might have to you you might have to. I mean,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: if you want it, you have to go after what
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: you want. You've talked to her about it. Uh, you
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: do it of the time that five percent of the time.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's all you'll have for now. Maybe she is
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable uh sexually and maybe you have to keep going
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: until she gets more comfortable, or you know, maybe she'll
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: never get more comfortable. Maybe it was the way she
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: was raised. You never know unless you guys do have
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: some honest communication about your you know, uh, sexual life
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: or lack thereof. So you're gonna have to talk to her.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know you want these changes, um, but
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you it's your wife. You guys are married. You can talk,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: you can communicate, You can tell her what you like
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: and what you don't like. You can keep starting it
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: and starting it. You want to feel like she finds
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: you attractive too, But when you do, she's cool with it.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: You said, she acts like you're the best in the world.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: So you know, maybe you guys are going to have
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: to compromise and come to some sort of agreement right there,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: meet in the middle somewhere. But talking and communicating is first.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I would say, Steve, well, well, well, well, well he
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: goes naked, here we go. Yeah, yeah, the married man's plight. Yeah,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: let's talk about this for a minute. He fifty, she foughty?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Is that what he's saying that he damned? Neil fifty
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: his wife Foughty have been married ten years. They got
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: two kids, both the age of under the age of
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: five senior. He said, I want to make sure you
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: have all the details, was sir, right now, I need
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: to make sure you got all the details too, because see,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: two kids under five ain't nothing sexy about that. Kids
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: is mood killers, Kids is buzz killers, Kids is blockers.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Kids is in the way kids create interference. That's what
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: kids is. So now that you wanted us to have
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: the details, I just wanted to throw that at you.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Now you say, first you love my life wife. But
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: here's the problem. If I want some cookie, I gotta
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: initiate nine at the time, I would venture to say,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I would just venture to say that that's ninety five
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: of the marital situation today, I would venture to say.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but that's just an opinion of mine.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I think in a marriage, once them kids is here,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: that is usually the man that's trying to initiate ninety
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: at the time in nine manages, not as that other thing.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: That's some woman listening to Uh, I can't keep my
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: hands off the mind. Well, we're not married to you,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: and you ain't in this letter. I'm glad you exist,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: but I ain't got time to go find nobody else.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I got jobs, I got a legacy I'm working on
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: in a family, I'm trying to maintain that whole together.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: So now sometimes she will, but it's rare for me.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want to feel like I'm forcing her to
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: do something she don't want to do. However, I think
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: we're both young enough to have the time of our lives.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I've often gone to bed frustrated with the lack of
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: cookie in our life. I have gone to bed naked.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: That ain't nothing for me. I'm in that naked and night.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I go to bed naked because I can't afford to
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: having stuff getting twisted and wrapped up on me. I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: got immovable objects that's rare that can't get tugged and
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: tossed on it. But I sleep naked just in case,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Just in case. Be ready, stay ready. I have purchased
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: her sexy lingeriate what she does not wear. I've told
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: her that sometimes she can initiate sex, but nothing changes.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I think she doesn't feel confident in her bedroom skills. Dog,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: it's them damn kids, Them kids is wearing her hass out.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: You got two kids under five, Dog, you got to
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: understand these kids is wearing this po woman out. She
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: ain't got time for you. Alright, Steve, I want this
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: damn dog out our house. We just bought off in here.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: How about that personal now, I'm sorry after We'll be
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: right back. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: come on, let's get to it part two of your
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: man right here. He fitted his wife for that. They
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: got two kids under five, and he frustrated because he's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: going to bed naked because she won't initiate sex. He
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: got initiated the town. Now before I left, what I
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: tried to point out to the man, what you tried
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: to tell us at the beginning of the letter. What
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: so we have all the fact that they have two
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: kids under five. It's them damn kids, them kids. It's
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: way and this woman out them kids in something else.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. When the grandkids come over
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: our house, there ain't even our kids no more. I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: got rid of all our kids. I thought they was gone.
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  Speaker 1: But now when they come back, they bring more people
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  Speaker 1: with them. They called grandkids. They sleep in the bed
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: with us, which kills my sleeping naked. Can't sleep naked
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: with the grand baby in the baby. Them kids is
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: mood killers. They block us them kids is actually birth control.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe your wife ain't so and and c to get
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: up on you because she don't want no more kids.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: That could be she threw with deep kids. She got
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: these two babies under five, you laying over here naked.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: She set up in here, man. Then Jeff put him
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: to sleep. She tried to get some rest because she
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: got to go deal with these kids. That could be it. Man,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: I would venture to say that that's probably it. Now,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: what are you you would like for her to initiate
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: this a little bit more. That ain't gonna happen. That's
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: all he wants. I mean, you know what. Look, we
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: would all like five girl to be a little bit
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: more forced for hey baby, you know. But for the
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: most part in the manager's usually the man that's initiating it.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Usually ain't that right, Sherlet's see what I'm saying, because
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: showing up at the house playing the same damn game,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: same damn game. What okay? Well all right then, all
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: right then, my ain't I don't won't know? All right? Then? Here?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: That ain't what I won't. I want some hot fire,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: give it, Tell your damn clothes off. That's what a
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: man won't now. The man said, ain't never cheated on
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: his wife. He has no plans on it. Well, you
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: gotta fix something at the house. But it's them damn
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: kids though. It's just like now our house is this
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: damn dog. You guys have a new dog, right, yeah,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: we got a new dog. Bad he blocking you keep
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: talking about this dog. I didn't ask for the dog.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: You ain't never heard me ask for a dog's black ass. Bad.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I want to get off barbecue and smoke cigar. Drake Scott,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to do when I get off.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Didn't work with the Doberman. It's scared of his ask
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: I wish I wouldn't. What I'm not going to do
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: it be scared in my house. So it's the kids dog.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing you can do. You'ren't about the lingerie. You
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: want her to come on to you like she did
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: when she was trying to get you, but them days
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: is probably gone. All You're gonna have to invest in
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: some money to get them kids sent away somewhere. No,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean it. I meant like a like a babysitter,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: something like the nanny or something like that, or hell
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  Speaker 1: board school. You're gonna have to wear what people get
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: their kids sent to boarding school all the time, all
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: the time. This ain't it ain't against the law. That
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: ain't what you wanta do. You want to have your
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: kids close You want to sent on to boarding school
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: so you can have more sex. Yeah, I wish I
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: had thought of that, but I didn't because I would
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: have missed raising my boys and girls. So I I
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: want them close by because I want to steal some things,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: and that boarding school is unable too, and I've done that.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: They're not perfect for the hell, I wouldn't even now
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: back to this letter. This how it is, though, Yeah,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: it's just how it is. Welcome to marriage, one oh one.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: I tell you right now you can quit going to
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: bed Nike, stop because the damn kids gonna walk in.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: They're getting about the bed. You're asking that naked, and
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: it's hard because you don't sleep with a bath tower
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: next to the bench. So now you got to get
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: up in the baby seeing you daddy neked walk into
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: the room and then you didn't say if you was
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: in shape or not. Maybe just walk to the back.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe you ain't as fine niked as you thought you
• 1:07:56
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• 1:08:07
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• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Uh and listen. A competition on Celebrity Big Brother has
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: apparently sent Amar Rossa to the hospital. Did you guys
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: hear about that? Uh? She of course was a former
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: White House staffer and Apprentice star. Of course, she was
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: treated for an injury stemming from the show's head of
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  Speaker 1: Household competition. As according to a conversation between cast members.
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  Speaker 1: TMZ reported that the contestants were required to spin around
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• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: asthma attack. Uh. Celebrity Big Brother follows a group of
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: celebrities living together in a house outfit it with seven
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  Speaker 1: cameras and more than one hundred microphones, recording their every
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: single move. Oh that's crazy right there, That is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty four hours a day. Stop it on me. I'm
• 1:09:14
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• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: somebody started cutting off some cameras. Each week someone will
• 1:09:22
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• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: HouseGuests receiving a grand prize. So there you go. Bet
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: you in the past. Let's vote him out. Night God
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: coming up in about ten minutes. What was your favorite
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: food in high school? We'll be back. You're listening to
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here's a question I have
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: for you, guys. What was your favorite food? Your favorite
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: food in high school? Oh, you don't understand, boy in
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: high school? In high school? In high school at dippest
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: dippest damn chili dogs, dip dippest, foot long chili dogs. Wow,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: foot long chili dog. Cheese on you chick? You okay?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Let me let me ask you this though, back then
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: it did nothing to your body. If you was to
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: eat one, now, what would happen that You're right there? Nothing?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: If you was to eat the deepest chili dog right now,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: what would happen to you? First of all, I don't
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: think I could finish it. Secondly, I I don't know.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: I probably get hospitalized hat at minimum as the reflox
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  Speaker 1: in digestion. Everything I hate nephew, what about you? Surely
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: that damn honeybun was probably one of the greatest things
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: in life to me in high school, that honeybun, Oh
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: my god, with milk though, and some milk. I drunk
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: a lot of milk in hot We drank so much.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: I drunk off a lot of milk. And then and
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: then the them powdery doughnuts. Six pet What that's it?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: That wrote all over your mouth? Who made that? I
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: don't even know who made it, but it was the
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: great did make those? Oh my god, the honey bun
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: and then powdery dough nuts. I think that's probably the
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  Speaker 1: greatest thing I've ever had. Wow, all right, come on, junior,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I'm tasting something right now. Every Fate food and every
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Friday in high school. You know you do sound amazing?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Corn dogs. I couldn't wait for fray because I'm going
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: in here. I'm to get the corn dog and just
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: catch up and don't talk to me while I'm eating.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna dip that roll, this corn dog and this
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: catch up, and I'm gonna bite the hell until I
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: hit the stick. I'm would check my own throat with
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: this stick. My talk corn doll. Every Friday, ms. Maria
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: already dow when she saw me coming. He h they were, Julia,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: did y'all have them? Two? Yeah? Yeah, and you got
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: four two dollars corn on your error. Different from our era?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: That the whole lunch special with Fortified sixty. We're talking
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: about breaking it, breaks and stars trying to eat it
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: to think we're working. Oh god, what was the special? Cheesburger,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: French fries, forty five ship meeting, lo maveread and gravy
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: green beans? Green beans ain't my but listen, listen. The
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: pancakes on Friday was incredible for breakfast. Oh my god,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: that's first time I had hot syrup. Oh my god,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: here my mother would Hey what was your fame? McDonald's
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  Speaker 1: for layoff fish sandwich? Lord? Talk about it, Steve. I
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  Speaker 1: love that, man, I loved McDonald's. Don't help me get
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: this twenty seven six. Yeah, I'm gonna go down here, man,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: I get this twenty seven cent. I'm gonna go the
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: worth of God, I'm going. When they came up with
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: them nuggets, that twenty pack of nuggets, Oh my god,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: that twenty McNuggets. Man at McDonald's. Ate them on the
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: way home from track practice and then ate some mold
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: or whatever my mama could. My metabolism was incredible. Okay,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna start with this way back there, he's going. Now,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: what did Kevin say about it? You too old negro?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Kevin said, with Tommy, he got good eight good first
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: eight steps. After that it was, oh my god, man,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: he said, he wasn't even looking for it, he just
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: happened to find it. Oh my god. What was your
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: favorite food in high school? I take so we're talking
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: about McDonald brought it up every I don't care every
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Friday night after that clock hit zero after the game,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: every Friday, I'm going to McDonald's number one. It was three,
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  Speaker 1: nine and nine with tex all day, Big Mac and
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: a sprite don't and then two a path They were
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: two far don't talk to me. Have you seen the
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: McDonald's commercial? Now, what have you seen the Grand Big Mac? Yeah?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: I just saw a commercial. They I just love Big Mac. Man. Alright,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, we have
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: a few ideas and how you can spend Okay, well,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: you guys were having so much fun. We have a
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: few ideas on how to spend your Valentine today. While single. Okay,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: I got that. I don't come up with a Valentine Day,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: I will be sick. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: All right, we have a few ideas and how to
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: spend Valentine Today while single? Just a few. You know,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at you in your I know how I'm
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: gonna spend it. Okay, how are you gonna spend it?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Watching TV? Come on, boys, I'm gonna help you out.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I'm helping. It's on Wednesday, yeah, but you can you
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: could be playing on a Wednesday. Yeah? Who you got?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I ain't like you, Tommy. I'm ugly. It's too many sins.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no. Stop saying you're
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: not like him, because he don't. He won't admit it.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: He just like I will not be ugly with you.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be ugly with y'all. I'll tell you
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: all that right now. I'm not going to be ugly
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: with offense to that. Okay, Yeah, am I ugly? No?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Tell me you're not ugly? Who? I can't ask you now?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ask two ugly people if we wouldn't
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: know we got it down. No, y'all, so into what
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: you think? Everybody ugly? Everybody? Ain't you ain't ugly? Yeah,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: marsh Fox, ain't ugly? Right? It just help? Ain't you
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: tell me ain't ugly? Right over here with us locked
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: it loaded, I'm loading on ugly, lock it loaded. But
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: you don't tell me as good as you were and
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: think like a man. And I'm talking about you killed it.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Why you think they just gave you that one line?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Had well first of all, but they can't keep they
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: can't keep doing this to people. So you're telling me,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Will Packer, Well, you said it right the first time
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I got it out when I when I don't think
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Shirley I could do it? Okay? W Pocker? W Poker,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: you're signing to say, he think I'm ugly? I know it? Yeah?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: If we give not so much? Will but the cinematographer
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: uh huh to do the controller cameras? Oh they know?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: So if W. W. Packer, if we call him, let's
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: say we let's say we called him on the show,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: he gonna sit here and tell y'all I'm ug how
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: it ain't just well? You know who else? Know you are?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Who the camera? The camera? Though? Hey, guys all thought
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: you was ugly. Regina Hall thought you was ugly. Regina, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Gabrielle Union, Megan Good thought you was ugly.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: All the women in the show thought you was u
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: mm hmm. Shut up, Ja what you ain't gonna just
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: jump your see here sitting the whole day. My mic
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: was off the whole my trouble, I got this you have,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you what happened my trouble, Mike Trouble's
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: not right, my mom, it's not right. You're gonna wait
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: on the next segment for you. I just want to
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: answer this question to help answer already. No, No, you
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: don't know what I'm ugly, Junior. You ugly all of
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: the men. But I'm trying to help Timic. It's time
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: to think he's not ugly. Here's this would help you
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: can answer this question, Steve. What you need to do,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: timing is hang out with people like Lavell Crawford, people
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: like you. You got what that need? Flavor Flame what's
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: the name? And you qua quake quite head, Ricky damn
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: could sal Ricky smiling? Just hang out with those two
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: those people. You don't need a group, but you need
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: one of them with you. All the time. Anybody named Wayne,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: and just see why are you standing there? If anybody
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: come up and ask you, tell me why are you
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: with you? Who's the coach? Get over there, Michael Blackston. Yeah,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of ways. Don't really funny. Chapelle Rock
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: put all the people ugly man. We all know this.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm only doing this joke because she would do
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: it first. Shell Underwood not do it well. Anyway. This
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: started out as me giving you guys a few tips
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: that you can use if you're single. Jule, you were
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: having mic trouble for three hours. You have mine troubles advice.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: This is how you turn on me? No, no, no,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm team Ja. Okay. This is what you do.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: You pamper yourself. Okay, you go to the spa, you know,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: if you're a woman or something, you you or transform
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: your bathroom into your very own sanctuary, you know. Put
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: some candles around the tub, some bubbles, some champagne. All
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: you're doing to bring nobody in there. Sure you know
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: what I do now with wipes, waves, quit white, I
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: do a little quit wife go, I live with wife.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Now you love them for what damn show can't because
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: it's pleasure. You trying to say, uh, white whit white white. Wow,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say you white with white that yes,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: what are you just say it? White with white? When
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: I'm wet? White white white when I went wet, the
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: fact that you've grown white white when I'm whit. But
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: you cute though, So that's received. I wipe with wipes
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: when I'm wet, when I'm late before we get get
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: a manny petty. Okay, that's one more thing you can do.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this craziness when we I'm back
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: at twenty after you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: your worst Valentine's Day experience? Why do you look like that? Jake?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: What happened? So? Um? No, same names, right, because this
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: lady is probably still laugh I take her. She could
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: be Mary Magdalene. I don't know a lot of my
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: people did what So I had just enough money to
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: take this lady to see al Green, Al Green, Steve
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: al Green. It was like eight back then a concert
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: was like eighteen dollars al Green. We go see al Green.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't have a car, I caught the bus,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: said I meet you there. We go see al Green.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: We have the best time on Loving Happen to Loving
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: happening around Now. I'm sitting there because they'd already made
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: plans to go to dinner after al Breen. I'm not
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: enjoying myself because I don't have no money to go
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: to dinner after al Breen. So I just had enough
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: to get her in. So we go to the restaurant.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Why do I go? Why don't? Why don't I just say? Why?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: I'll get you out of my what? What? What? What
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: made me? What? What? What put me in the car
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: in the front seat, girls in the back? Why am
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: I here? He wanted to be with her? Why am
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: I getting out the car going into the restaurant this
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: close to my house? I'll see y'all. Why they bring
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: out the menu? Why why am I ardory? What about me? What? What? What?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: My doping? I don't have no money to pay for
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: this girl food. So I ordered the coke and some frieses.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: I figured I'm gonna eat this dagalid bridge with that
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: meat that's on fire. Give some of that, you know what?
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: They bring out that whole trend and in the I
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: don't looking at me. You want to know, I don't
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: want any so we eat everybody. At the end, the
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: guy brings up the bill. It was pretty it was
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: whatever was I couldn't pay. The guy who was with
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: the other girl says, and I quote, hey, man, don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about it. I got it. I'm going I'll be damned.
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't you say that? Get over here? He crushed.
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  Speaker 1: Why the hell didn't you say that when I set
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  Speaker 1: my ask down, red crows, I need nothing. I want
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: the money. Hell like that. Damn it your back that
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: I've been homeless for a little while. Man, I went
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: to a Friday's Oh eating that a Frida. I'm by myself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting at the ball and there's a little cute
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: little waitress was in there, and she kept speaking to
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  Speaker 1: me and smile. I can't get you anything else. And
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just sitting at the bar eating watching TV. So
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: we got to talking and laughing. It got late. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nowhere to go, so I'm just in there.
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  Speaker 1: Just talking is not an option. You don't have a
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  Speaker 1: schedule or nothing. I got. I call it every day
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: because wherever you at, I can be closed by because
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: I'm homeless, you know. So I'm just staying over there
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  Speaker 1: about it about it, damn all Friday's and I'll tell
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: y'all rest of the story when we come back. But
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: I know that I slept close to that Friday. But
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: this is the Friday before Valentine's Day. You're listening, Steve Show.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, we're back. You were you were talking
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: about your Valentine's Day story with the way this girl
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: name start with a T Tenisha, I'm homeless. I met
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: her on a Friday at a Fridays I got me
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: a little bit of money this gig I had worked.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: So I'm having a meal at the ball. I'm talking
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: to manager. Let me stay till its old way. I
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: walk into a car, get a phone number, so I'm
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: still in town. She coming to work every day. I'm
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  Speaker 1: seeing her. I stopped in for lunch. I'm getting not
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: just stop being give me my iced tea at the ball.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: Try to walk out without paying for stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just hustling. So it's Valentine's Day. I've been that Friday, Sadday, Sunday, Monday,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: valid times days later on that week. So she says,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: so I'm afraid to ask you this, but what are
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: you doing for Valentine's Day. I said, hopefully you said that. Yeah,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: I'm single, dog, come on hopefully you and whatever you
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: like to do. She said, oh my god, are you single?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: I said yeah? She said where you live? I said,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: you know I travel. I'm a comedian, so I travel.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: You know. You know I live in Cleveland. But what's
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: your last place? I had, so I ain't lied in
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: the attic. So she says, well, after I get off work,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you pick me up? And boys, she got
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  Speaker 1: out that Friday uniform, and I put on one of
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  Speaker 1: my show out fits. I was t J Max. Damn
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: kind of just come dog. I had on the red
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: short sleeve shirt with the flexing or you couldn't tell
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: me that the white come on boy. So I pick
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: up after work and we get in my car. Now,
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: outn't found this spot like a storage that you could
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: get for like a dollar fifty a day. So I
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: put all the stuff in it so she wouldn't see
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: my cool and clothes and all this help. I couldn't
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: let it because this is my house to now. So
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: I got me a little storage being for a dollar
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: fifty a day, put all my stuff in there. So
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: she wouldn't notice it. I pick up and we go
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: to Denny's. So soon we pulled up in the parking lot.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: She said, um, why are we here? And I said,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: we're going in the eating because this is all I
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: got money for. Man, hold up, you don't even understand.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: I missed an eighth the other day in your restaurant.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: Now we we can't be due to three restaurants in
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: a week. This can't happen. We gotta go in here
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: and get the grand slam for dollar and nine. I'm
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: already well and I'm not gonna eat. I love your
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: post side. So she looked reluctant, and I get it,
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: but this is all I got. I spent the whole
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: time looking at her forehead because her head was just down.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: And then you know, the food came. Man, and we're talking,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: and she picked it through the food. I said hey,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: I say, hey, what's wrong? She said, Can I be
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: honest with you? I said yeah. She said, I was
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: really I was really expecting something else. I said, well,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: what do you mean by that? I wanted to go
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: somewhere nice. I'm thinking to myself, I'm homeless. This is
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: so damn nice. Lights is on menus wait staff. You
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: don't even understand how nice. Let's you want to go
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: out here and cut some bologna. I just damn keep.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: She just said, hang on, Steve, I know there's more.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: I like this story. All right, listen, we'll be back
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: to close out the show. And then just one more thing.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: Steve is going to finish this story. This is getting Yeah,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back. You're listening here we are,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: look at us at the end of the show. Let
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: me finish this. Met this girl when I was homeless.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: She was a waitress at Friday's. We got to talk
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: and I went up. They had lunch with about three
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: four days in a row. It's approaching Valentine's Day. She
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: asked me what I'm doing. I said, nothing. Is me
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: and her. She go to work on Friday. She get
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: off that night. I pick up. She dressed real nice.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: I put one more show outfits on. We pull up
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: at the Dennis. She in the car look as said,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: why are we here? I said that where we're gonna eat?
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: She seemed reluctant. She went on in I'm looking at
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: her forehead the whole time. So we get out to
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: this part right here, I said, what's wrong? She said, well,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: I was really expecting something different. I said, what do
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: you mean by that? She said, I really want to
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: go somewhere really nice going. You know, I'm homeless. You
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: had no idea how this is. I just damn the
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: full season right now, this, right now, we're a five
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: star because unless you want to go out here and
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: eat out this cool I got. I can go to
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: storage and get this cool out and I gotta roll
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: a bologne and with the red tape around it that
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: I've been eating off for a month now. But I said,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: now I'm sitting all the time. She said, well, I
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: don't think this relationship can continue. M H. I said, really,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: why is that? She said, because I don't. I don't
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: want to go backwards. I've made something out of myself.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: You know what. I'm sitting there saying, you're waitress at
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: Fried This, This, this is what you've been shooting for
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: the whole time. This is your dream. I mean, I
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: know I'm in bad shape. You don't know this yet,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: but I gotta story for your ass. I don't know
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: why we set up been here, so I said, so,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: I said, so your dream is to work in Fridays
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: she said, yes, you know, it's just something I've always
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: wanted to do. I'm gonna manage her Friday's one day,
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna own one. I said this slick.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: I thought she met you that already. She said, how
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: about you? And I just got tired of holding up.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: I said, really, I ain't got nothing right now? I said,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing. I said, I'm out. I'm pursuing
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: my dream. She said, what is that? I saw imna
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: become a world famous comedian one day? That help of laughs.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about them like you laugh. I'm talking about
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at him man like I ain't just ain't
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: no damn Joe, And I'm looking at the ship bit back.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: I ain't had no expression the whole time. Just how
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be a world famous comedian like you mean,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: like Richard Brown? Yeah? Just she looks so ugly to me.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Then I said, wait a minute, hold up, I said,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: why that sounds so far fetter you? She said, you
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: just told me you ain't got nothing. She said, so
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: how are you gonna get from from here to that? Wow?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: I said, wait a minute, I said, hold up. You're
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: the waitress at Fried damn one step from me. I said, So,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: now that's entry level position. How you going on one
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: one day? I said, I said, because that's your dream,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: that's how you're gonna get that. I didn't laugh at
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: you when you said you was gonna do that, but
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: a world famous comedian, you need to bring it down
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: a little bit, brother, and be a little bit more realistic.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: I said to me, that is realistic. She said, But
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: you had to bottom right now, I said, ain't nowhere
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: for me to go. But I'm looking at this half,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden I started seeing stuff
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: wrong with it. You know, I'm looking at everything wrong
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: with that, and all the money, even ass teeth, sitting
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: up a lot of love, laughing your head back, all
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: the teeth. And now that had just noticed when you
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: locked laugh your head. But one of your teeth is
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: I said, you know, I do like good teeth. I said,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at all these flaws on this half. Yea, man,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: this powder on got a couple of dots on the No. Yeah,
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: so now I see what's wrong with you? Said, I'm
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: looking at little chipped up fining the help polishing stuff,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: hold up a little half dust to help. I should
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: have been here to dream killing ass. I came to
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: so I just said, I said, well, you know, I
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: guess this ain't gonna work out. I said, but one
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: day though, yeah, I said, one day. She said, one
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: day you'll be eating in my fridays. I said, well
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: that one day your fridays. I have my ass up
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: on that TV. Yeah. Wow, I don't love hers came true,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: but I beat my ass to be v Hello what
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: they do? God, good, God, make your dreaming come true? Thing?
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: Oh God, pick you up, turn you around when everybody
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: else see you down, when somebody think you ain't gonna
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: make it, when the nay says say there is no
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: chance for you. M h, What do they know about you?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: When troubles calm as sometimes they will, oh, when your
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: face with adversity. But let me tell you this, he's
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: on down. You're gonna get written off many times in
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: your life. You will be told what you will never
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: be in your life. But the one thing, for shure,
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: the only one that can determine your outcome is you
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: and your God. You don't have to listen to nobody.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: You got to learn how to shake the haters, because
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: guess what, you have a future and a destiny, and
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: it's tied to your imagination. It is tied to those
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: visions you keep having of yourself that you find it
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: hard to explain to other people. You know, something you
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: ever had, something happen to when you're gonna, man, I
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: just see that. Doesn't see that for my life so clear?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: And then you're going you explain it to somebody and
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: then they shoot it down. Well, what I had to
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: learn was you can't tell your big dreams to small
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: minded people. You can't tell your big dreams to small
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: minded people. They have a tendency of shooting it down. Well,
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: the reason they shooting it down is they don't mean
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: no harm. It's just they can't see it. Because, as
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Albert Einstein wants said, imagination is everything. It's the preview
• 1:38:48
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