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Comedy Talk, Bill Gates, Vegans, Flatulence and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know. Y'all back, don't
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  Speaker 1: have a suit on, looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: them move like theming buck bus things and its cubs
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  Speaker 1: to me. True good it. Steve ha listening to movie
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  Speaker 1: together for stum, Please don't join joining me. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn you gotta turn to turnout, got to turn out
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  Speaker 1: to turn the water the water. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: baby at it. Uh huh, I sure will a good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's what I want to share with you. Stop complaining.
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  Speaker 1: So I had to let you see how I let
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  Speaker 1: that one sit for a second. Stop complaining. Do you
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  Speaker 1: realize without us even thinking about it, oftentimes we just
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  Speaker 1: complain about stuff and it comes up in such subtle forms. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why they're still in that lady work there. Man,
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  Speaker 1: If they don't fire this woman, Man, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. She driving me crazy. She always
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  Speaker 1: got something to say. I bet to day though, the
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  Speaker 1: way I'm feeling right now, I bet she'd been not
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  Speaker 1: saying nothing to me. Today. M yeah, yeah, because day
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  Speaker 1: it today it. I'm sick of her running her mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Last time she says something to me, I should have
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  Speaker 1: said something to it. You know what I'm saying. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just giving you a small example of how it starts
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  Speaker 1: to snowball once you start to complain. It's it just
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  Speaker 1: carries over into so many things. Man, Stop complaining about
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  Speaker 1: your car, Stop complaining about your bus pass, Stop complaining
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  Speaker 1: about your kids can't seem to get it together. Stop
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  Speaker 1: complaining about your man can't seem to get it together.
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining. Stop Have you noticed? I'm just asking, have
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  Speaker 1: you noticed that in all of your complaining, it has
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  Speaker 1: provided not one solution. The reason I'm telling you to
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  Speaker 1: stop complaining because God is able, Because God is capable.
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  Speaker 1: He is capable and able of fixing anything, capable and
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  Speaker 1: able of curing anything, capable and able of allowing you
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  Speaker 1: to get too adjusting to things, and capable and able
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  Speaker 1: to strengthen you to get through and change anything. But
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  Speaker 1: the key here is God is capable, and God is able.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of times I find myself complaining because I
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  Speaker 1: have not used my greatest asset. And that's my real
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God. You all have one now. You may
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  Speaker 1: not have nurtured it, but you have one because God
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  Speaker 1: created you as you as his child. He's available to
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  Speaker 1: you now. The fact that you ain't went to him. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: once again, who fathers that? Stop complaining until you strengthen
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  Speaker 1: your relationship with God and formulate this relationship. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have enough weapons. You ain't got a big enough shield
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  Speaker 1: to fight this thing called life. It just keeps coming. Man,
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  Speaker 1: And unless you develop a relationship with God, you need
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  Speaker 1: a partner in all of this. Maybe you got another
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  Speaker 1: route you're gonna take. But every successful person I know
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  Speaker 1: personally has a relationship with God. I have some really
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  Speaker 1: really some people as kind of up there in the
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  Speaker 1: success term in terms of business and money and statue.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking about that portion of success. And then
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of people who are very successful
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  Speaker 1: in their spiritual life, who have become great men of
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  Speaker 1: God and women of God. But look at all of them,
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  Speaker 1: and all of them have substantial amounts of you know,
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  Speaker 1: possessions and things like that. Also, most successful people I
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  Speaker 1: know have that even if you saw them never with
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  Speaker 1: a big lot of house and a lot of money
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  Speaker 1: or stuff like that. They had so much respect, so
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  Speaker 1: much love, so much power was given them from people
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  Speaker 1: that their life was rich in that area, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like a man Nu the King or something like that,
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  Speaker 1: or Gandhi or somebody who lived their life in service,
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  Speaker 1: or Nelson Mandela who came out and just man, people
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  Speaker 1: put stuff at their feet because of their service. So
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  Speaker 1: all successful people I know have that, Every last one
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  Speaker 1: of these people that I know, they have relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: They used the tool that was available to them to
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  Speaker 1: give them the strength, the bullets, the arrows, the slings,
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  Speaker 1: the shield to fight this thing called life and have
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  Speaker 1: the most valuable partner right there by their side. They
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  Speaker 1: heavily father God because he will help you get through
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  Speaker 1: this thing called life. Man, stop complaining all the time.
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  Speaker 1: It's not fixing anything. Why don't you do yourself a
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  Speaker 1: favor and strengthen your relationship with God? Man? Why can
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  Speaker 1: I never get over? Well? You have not because you
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  Speaker 1: ask not. Man, how come I always got problems? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you keep trying to solve them yourself and taking them
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  Speaker 1: to your friends. You keep trying to do them with
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  Speaker 1: your own thought process. Who are you? I keep telling you, Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're going through stuff you ain't got no business going
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  Speaker 1: through And if it's you going through something over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over and over, and the same problem keep
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  Speaker 1: coming back to bite you again, all that's saying is
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  Speaker 1: you still ain't strengthen your relationship with God. It's your relationship.
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  Speaker 1: He's not gonna make you have one with him. He
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  Speaker 1: is a perfect gentleman. He only comes into your life
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  Speaker 1: when you invite him in. But for those who do
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  Speaker 1: invite him men, they have a distinct advantage on their
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  Speaker 1: road to success, a distinct advantage. You can do it
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  Speaker 1: without him. Trust me, you can. How far you get.
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  Speaker 1: I can't promise you nothing, how well you handle it
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  Speaker 1: when you arrived there, I can't promise you nothing, how
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  Speaker 1: long you're gonna stay there, I can't promise you nothing.
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  Speaker 1: How difficult it's going to be without him. I can't
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  Speaker 1: give you that. It's going to be far more difficult.
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  Speaker 1: But you can. Something can happen, and you know, receive
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  Speaker 1: a measure of success, and you think is you and
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  Speaker 1: as this move you made, and you can describe it
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  Speaker 1: as I got lucky. I happened to be in the
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  Speaker 1: right place at the right time. I got lucky. Lucky
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  Speaker 1: is usually how other people describe other people's success poor.
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  Speaker 1: He was lucky. He was right there. Well, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you what luck is. Luck is when hard work
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  Speaker 1: bumps up into opportunity. If you've been working hard at something,
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity presents itself that comes a match. That's not luck.
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  Speaker 1: But now, if you haven't done that on a repetitive
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  Speaker 1: enough basis, that opportunity could present itself one time. You
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  Speaker 1: got to reconnect. Stop complaining, man, come on, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining. It hasn't fixed a single thing in your life.
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  Speaker 1: And if your chronic complainer, it's because you really really
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  Speaker 1: have not fixed your relationship with God. He'll smooth it
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  Speaker 1: out for you. That I can tell you for a fact.
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  Speaker 1: I know that for a fact. He smooved mine out.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go. You're listening. Ladies and gentlemen, man,
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  Speaker 1: have your undivided attention, please, and I do need your
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  Speaker 1: attention because today it's gonna be special. We don't know
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  Speaker 1: where they are, but they're not here. Shirley Strawberry and
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  Speaker 1: Colin Farrell are not here. Ladies and gentlemen, can't nobody
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  Speaker 1: stop us. Ain't nobody here but the food, Junior, what's
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  Speaker 1: up nephew, Tommy your side, him right here, right here,
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  Speaker 1: nothing holding us down. Baby, Hey, Shirley's not here, have
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  Speaker 1: not heard from him, and Carlin's not here, and the
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  Speaker 1: shoulders start. I say, lock the door and make sure
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  Speaker 1: they don't get in here. Hey, ma, let' tell what
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  Speaker 1: we don't have, you know, because Carlin brings the show
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  Speaker 1: printed out, you know, the eel points that we've posted,
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  Speaker 1: made the announcements we've posted, made a special edition stories, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, entertainment news. We don't have none of that.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have nothing, and we don't care. We don't
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  Speaker 1: even care. Hey, man, tell me say that again. We
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  Speaker 1: don't care. We don't want it when they bring it,
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  Speaker 1: we don't care. Dog ain't ever liked it. Don't even
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  Speaker 1: really see what she up typing paperwork fuck like and
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  Speaker 1: we got to stick to the damn script. Doesn't let
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  Speaker 1: everybody know it'd be three pieces of paper. I want
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  Speaker 1: to float every morning. We don't even read none of that.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't even want it. I don't even want that.
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  Speaker 1: They couldn't sending it to me. I don't even get
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  Speaker 1: the email no more, dog dog, because because we don't
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  Speaker 1: we don't need that. Ladies, and gentlemen, Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show is missing Shirley and it's missing caller for real.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's traffic or something. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: it is. We call not here, I ain't trying to call.
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  Speaker 1: They don't see see when I ain't here that I
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  Speaker 1: get phone called? Where you at? Where you don't bother them?
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  Speaker 1: I feel so free right now. Yeah, we both well,
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  Speaker 1: you know you ain't fit to say that on this show.
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  Speaker 1: Yes to hell, we eat. We're gonna see it today.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna happen all of the Hey man, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you so. We might bring back some classic because
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  Speaker 1: they nobody. We might do Eugene today if they don't
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  Speaker 1: get in here. We might do Slave Faver today. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: we might do the Country Brothers today. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: the Country Brothers. Man. No, we might do anything today,
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  Speaker 1: and we all got so when we come back, it's
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  Speaker 1: thirty something funny and it ain't gonna be what the
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  Speaker 1: hell call think that dude? The weekend date we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: Ask Steve, Oh, ask me a damn thing to date.
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  Speaker 1: I love this. This ain't gonna be askedy. This is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be asked Steve as s Steve Man. I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Same day is good man. They just do it, y'all. Y'all, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: call your mama them and tell him three of me
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  Speaker 1: goals is on the radio. We'll be back. We love
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  Speaker 1: to tell you what's coming up, but we don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Stay too, you're listening, all right, y'all, we're back. We're back.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty two minutes after the hour. Caller and Shirley are
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  Speaker 1: not here. We have not heard from them. We on
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  Speaker 1: the wet as and we ain't got no show in
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  Speaker 1: front of boys. We don't have nothing to see right now.
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  Speaker 1: Call it rights out to show. So y'all know, like
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  Speaker 1: thirty something funny, y'all gonna do weekend review. They're not here,
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  Speaker 1: so we just to talk what we want to talk about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we can do whatever wanted. Yes, that's so anything. If
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  Speaker 1: y'all ain't seen Eddie Murphys, Dolomite is my haven't hey man,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, man, get on that Flix and watch this
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  Speaker 1: this movie good man boy. Okay, I've downloaded it, but
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  Speaker 1: I haven't watched it. It's funny, oh man, it's funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's funny, but it's hurtful. It's a hurtful funny. Yeah. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's really real too, man, because I can relate to
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  Speaker 1: Rudy ray Moo because man, I want it. It's so
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  Speaker 1: bad and just see my no breaks. Well you know.
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  Speaker 1: Me and Junior worked with him in his ladder years
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  Speaker 1: and year end. Yeah, many comedy club in Houston. We
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  Speaker 1: worked with him. He can't. He would come, I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: a lot. At least twice a year, Rudy raymo would
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  Speaker 1: show up. But I sat with and talked with him, man,
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  Speaker 1: and he talked about that and then to see it
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  Speaker 1: on film. Hey, man, I've I've had him on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: And Rudy ray Moore's Signifying Monkey was the very first
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  Speaker 1: comedy routine I ever recorded in my life. At twelve
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  Speaker 1: thirteen years old, my mother bobby recording for Christmas, and
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  Speaker 1: I recorded Signifying Monkey only cussing and all. And my
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  Speaker 1: mama had some church folks over that afternoon and said,
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  Speaker 1: I bought Stephen. I left my record on the coffee
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  Speaker 1: table and I went upstairs and all the churchwomen was
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  Speaker 1: around him. My mama said, I bought little Stephen is recorded.
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  Speaker 1: He's been working on it all morning, and she pressed play.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, he came signifying monkey came went down in
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  Speaker 1: the chunk of d Was you in trouble? Oh you
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  Speaker 1: came down steps? When you said on the steps, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Just tears start coming out of my eyes because I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm cussing just like Rudy ray Moo. Not a
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  Speaker 1: church women. Oh lord, cheez, now, my mama. They old,
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  Speaker 1: they don't know how to they don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: cut it off, and they keep going. Took them five
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  Speaker 1: minutes to frying play stop was just just another hour.
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  Speaker 1: Finally some lady press stopped said, oh my god, who
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  Speaker 1: was that when they stopped it? Just him? When they
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  Speaker 1: stopped it, what part was it? Old? It had finished?
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  Speaker 1: It don't matter, junior. Was that that monkey going to
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  Speaker 1: tope of that line? Snatch started and the same that
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  Speaker 1: getting to say it God snatched and rolled them in
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  Speaker 1: the saying yeah, and I'm doing my m oh dog,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing my Ruty Ramo impression. I'm doing his voice.
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  Speaker 1: Yea man, the church women a home. My mama says,
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  Speaker 1: come in here. You I know I've never been so ashamed.
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  Speaker 1: When your dady get hold your daddy gonna beat you
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  Speaker 1: for this hill? Yeah, he said, Lord Jesus. So my
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  Speaker 1: father came home. She said, Slick, you ain't gonna believe
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  Speaker 1: with this boy. What all this money we didn't pay
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  Speaker 1: for this little record. And because he only won this
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  Speaker 1: cassette thing, and look what he put on it. He
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  Speaker 1: pressed it and I just thought crying. He said, boy,
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  Speaker 1: going the basement, because that's why I got my whipper.
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  Speaker 1: So I go down in the basement. About thirty minutes later,
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  Speaker 1: my daddy come down the head record in his hand, said,
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  Speaker 1: come on getting the car. We got in the station wagon.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting the cards having nothing. Man, we ain't never
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  Speaker 1: had drove, get no whipping before. He took me up
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  Speaker 1: the Earl's gas station up on the Ohio or Earl
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  Speaker 1: got me out, set me down in front of all
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  Speaker 1: his boys, and pressed play. I was up there for
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  Speaker 1: two hours. Boy boy listened to this right here, y'all
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  Speaker 1: checked this out. That's my boy. My daddy was the
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  Speaker 1: proudest of me. He'd never been that proud of me before,
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  Speaker 1: because I sounded just like Rudy ray Moo, and I
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  Speaker 1: did the whole signifying monkey boy, what ain't got this?
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  Speaker 1: Rid that? How you got it? What you rid that?
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  Speaker 1: Just say ain't got just rid of that? Boy? Why
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  Speaker 1: don't got that rid that you read that and learned
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  Speaker 1: that thing? I said, I didn't, Daddy, I remember how
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  Speaker 1: you memorize that. I'll be listening to you play it
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Whow boy, you don't be in that room.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be on who remember the y boy? I was
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  Speaker 1: the king. I was the king of comedy before that,
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  Speaker 1: was a king of comedy at thirteen years old doing
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  Speaker 1: Rudy ray Moo signifying monkey. Let me ask you this.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you that you heard a lot of
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  Speaker 1: albums growing up as a kid. You've seen some of
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  Speaker 1: the greatest. You became one of the greatest. What who
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  Speaker 1: would you like? What movie would you like to see?
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  Speaker 1: We see that there's now a movie on Dolomite, Who
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  Speaker 1: Went in the past. Would you like to see a
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  Speaker 1: bio pick on a good one on Richard Pryde? That
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  Speaker 1: would be good. That would be Jojoe Downson didn't do
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  Speaker 1: it justice to me the real prise story. UM can't
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  Speaker 1: tell you the truth, man, I would love to see
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  Speaker 1: a bio pick of the Kings of comedy. What they
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  Speaker 1: did with Compton? Yeah, yeah, yeah, straight out of I
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  Speaker 1: think man, that that would be really interesting, man, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I really really think that would be interesting. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who playing who, but I can see them.
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  Speaker 1: I can see them. I don't I don't either. I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't know who's playing who either, but it
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  Speaker 1: would be good to see. Did y'all ever have controversy
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  Speaker 1: when y'all was on tour like that for that long,
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  Speaker 1: y'all ain't have really no, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was a little bit, man, But there was always stuff
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  Speaker 1: we worked out because we as professionals, we wanted to win,
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  Speaker 1: so we always worked it out. We had problems, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, they may need to watch your time. You
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  Speaker 1: do it a little bit long, all right, my bad dog.
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  Speaker 1: You know stuff like that. You know, somebody wants somebody
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  Speaker 1: to change a piece of material because it's close to
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  Speaker 1: a piece of material one and it's four of us.
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  Speaker 1: So we had to work through a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that. Hey man, I'm doing this preacher joke tonight. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. So y'all were stay away from bits
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  Speaker 1: the others were doing. Yeah, yeah, ain't many girls out here, listen,
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  Speaker 1: coming up? We don't know again what was coming up?
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  Speaker 1: Because he got no damn frateful, but we don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Barbin Morning Show, right not go do whatever you're
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, y'all, we're back, welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Tell me what were
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  Speaker 1: probably be doing? Right, but you know it's something you Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: thank you? Yes, huh. You all really thought you were
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  Speaker 1: gonna get away with doing the show by yourself. It
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  Speaker 1: was doing good though. We really we can be damn
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  Speaker 1: your nice try fellas country brother girl girl, Eugene was
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  Speaker 1: coming back. We gonna do slave the ave. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do country Brother, but we was compelling. No why you
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  Speaker 1: were gone? I want you to know that. All right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I just got quiet. Yeah, I see it. Fun Okay?
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  Speaker 1: You here you saying I'm a fun killer. You just
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  Speaker 1: killed it when you showed up. Are you saying I'm
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  Speaker 1: a fun fun killer? You just can't. I resent that remark.
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  Speaker 1: I don't resemble it. I resent it. You can wow.
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  Speaker 1: Let me drop this pre shirt. Yeah, what you got
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  Speaker 1: for us? Now? We right? You know I'm gonna change
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  Speaker 1: the name to penitentiary Pizza. How about that penitentiary pizza.
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  Speaker 1: We can't pizza even though we end up penitentiary. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know pizza man? I help you pay for
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  Speaker 1: me please? Yeah? All right? Okay, So about this, sir,
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  Speaker 1: can I take your order pizza? You want ten pizzas?
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  Speaker 1: And what kind of quest was that going to be? Six?
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  Speaker 1: You poke up on me? Please? I need six cheese pizzas.
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  Speaker 1: Six cheese pizzas? On being crushed? What kind of quests
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: are being being six? He's being crush pieces? And do
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: you want any other topping tone? That's her? No? I
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: need to meet lovers? What is that again? To stick
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: up a little bit. I was really having a hard
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: time hearing you. I need to meet lovers, to meet lovers?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Is that? Yes? To meet lovers, meet lovers? Pizza? Okay?
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: And what kind of quest would you like on that? Sir?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: H that's big, big cruss. You said you want to
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: thank quest on that thick So I'm having a really
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: hard time hearing you. Can't you speak up for need?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I need to meet lovers with thick crust, bod crust? Okay, okay,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: all right? And then the last is two veggies on
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: being crossed. Two chees veggie vegjeeves veggie's two veggie two
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: veggie on the thick crust. Do do y'all delivered to
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: um do y'all? Delivered to uh gated gated community. For
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: a second for me to resa, Okay, fry about that, sir? Okay?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Can I get your phone numbers? Three four two, there's
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: six eight nine? Okay? I heard three four two dass
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: six eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: those numbers. Can I get an area code or my number?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Three four two dash six eight nine? Okay? Um, I
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: need to get the whole seven digits and the area code,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: so then we can put you in a computer to
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: try to find your location. I told you my number.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: My number is three four two Dad six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: let me get my manager on the phone. Excuse me, Um,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. Maybe I'll take care
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: of it, sir. How are you doing? Hey? How are
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: you doing? I'm doing great? All right. I ordered ten pizzas,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: six cheese pizzas, two meat lovers, and two veggies. I'm
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: trying to see if do y'all have a problem. Delivered
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: to a gated community. Oh not at all. We delivered
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: to a gated community. All the time. Let me just
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: get a number for you and an address, right my
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: number three four, two days, six eight nine. Sir, that's
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually your
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: ericole plus your seven digites. Okay, I don't, I don't.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: If you just leave it with the guard, here'll make
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: sure I get it. No, So I don't think you understand.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I need to have a phone number where I can
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: call you. We can go in and out of the gate.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: That's not a problem. When I guess I want. You
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: can't go in and out that gate. Listen, you can't
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: go in and out that gate, gird. I'm sorry, I
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: can't hear you. Can you speak up something? Okay, I'm
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: trying to get ten pizzas delivered, and you just drop
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: it off with the guard. So I understand what you're saying.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to deliver the pizza to you directly. The
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: guard is not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: He's gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm cool
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: with the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where are you?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Where are you located? Let's do this. Where are you located?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I'm in Ala and Gola, and where's where's Angola and
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: gold y'all don't know where I'm in Angola and Golda,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Louisiana depending entry. Huh, So we can't deliver pizza to
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Angola penitentiary. Look, I ordered ten pizzas for one six
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: sixteeves pizzas, two meet lowers and two they Look. I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: can't be on this phone too much long. Listen, sir.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I know what you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angola.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Do you know where we're located. You gotta call somebody.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: We're in Dallas, but you gotta guard somebody in Angola, Louisiana. Look,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get these ten pezza Look, I'm late.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go back and forth with you exactly,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna go back and forth with you either.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: We are unable to deliver this pizza to you, Okay,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Why because you are in the penitentiary, Sir. No one
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary. People in the
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: penicariary can't order pizza, No, sir, they cannot. We do
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: not deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Do you know how long it would take to get
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: pizza to Angola. I don't give it. Let me take Okay,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: who the manager there? I am the manager. You speaking
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: with the manager? What's your name? Never mind what my
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: name is, just know that I'm the manager. Okay. Let
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: me say this to you. You just you to manage
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: you there. If I don't get no pizzas here tonight,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I'm going I get out. In three years, I'm coming
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: down there, and I'm gonna you up. So you think
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: you're talking to you, ain't go meet up in three years,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I won't be here. But matter fact, I just might
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: stay here for three years. So when you come back,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If y'all don't brain the
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: pleace to this penitential and get it to the guard
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: before he get off work, then but it's gonna be
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: pround here now in ordered these ten pleachers and everybody
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: on the seal block is waiting on them. Sir. I
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: don't I don't care about you and your folk on
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: your cell blocks. You are in the penitentiary and I
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: don't even know why you calling. Are you on my phone?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: This is a business, okay, And I have a job
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: to do. I am not delivering pizzas still penitentiary. So
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: y'all discriminator, Noby where y'all brain pizzas are more? We
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: don't discriminate, but we ain't located on that goal. Unless
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: you go give me some petrol from my metro, I
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: ain't coming. Let me tell you something. I want you
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: to remember eating number three fold two Dad six eight nine.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: If you see that gray painting on your house, on
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: that damn pizza place, then you know my then got
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: out and I'm looking for your three po to Dad
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: six eight nine. I don't give it about three po
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: two six eight nine and seven po three. What I'm
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: saying is your grass. If you come up here in
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: three years and guess where, don't drop the soul? Who
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: who you talk to? That's why I said thank you
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: talking to get off my phone. I got I got
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: one more thing to tell you before I get on
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: three years the landwords I'm gonna say. You're listening, Yeah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. Say what you gotta say? Is next? You
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Hardy Morning Show. Your girlfriend got
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: me to pray phone call you. Oh my goodness, you're
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: dropping me. You gotta be frey man. Oh my god,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: oh god, this is Mitthew Tommy. That is we was
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: gonna have four hours just ignorance. You can still do that.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: You still do that. Nothing you don't want to. No
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: one's saying that. Now. Let's not get you say you're
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: listening to show all right. You may have seen some
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: reports about fifty cent being suspended from Instagram after he
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: dissed his own Power cast Matenatory Naughton. You know she
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: plays Tasha Saint Patrick on Power. Yes, he talked about
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: her hairline. Uh. Fitty issued an apology to Natry Naughton, um,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: but his account disappeared from the platform shortly thereafter. Well, now,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: King of Trolling has set a new set the record
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: straight on all of the speculation. Taking to Twitter, Fitty
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: posted an article that claims he was banned from Instagram
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: for trolling NOTATORI and wrote LLL I'm cool with all
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: these false reports. If you don't know why something happened,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: you can't just make some blank up shaking my head.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I turned my own I G page off suckers. Uh.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Then he tweeted a photo of himself smoking a cigar
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: while holding his phone, with the caption I like Twitter
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: better than IG right now follow me over here. You
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: know he the best at this. You know that he
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: really shaking it up. He is, you know how to
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: shake it up? Man, he really does. But that's crazy. Yeah,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you don't talk about our girl, Tasha Saint Patrick. You
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: do not do that. I still see Lil Kim when
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I see it old when I don't know what it is,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I see Miss Saint Patrick. But look Kim be sticking
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: out too. She was so see that movie. Yeah, I
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: can see huh and she can sing. She's a very
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: talented young lady. Very talented. Yeah, so fitty leave her alone.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Leave her alone. Many probably homeboy home girls know they are,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: you know they are. And other entertainment news and Jada
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Pinkett's Facebook show, her Red Table Talk. Well, this coming Monday,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: t I will be on there. He's going to address
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: his controversial comments on the backlash he received about discussing Yeah,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: we talked about this as well, discussing his eighteen year
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: old daughter Dejah's virginity and a tiny Tea's wife will
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: will join him. They're going to talk about how they
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: survive the challenges of their marriage. So that's all coming
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: up on Jada's Red Table Talk. Sure, you want to
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: check that out. Yeah, Jada mom gonna be on there.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: She's always on there. While you asked, yes, Mary Man, yes,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: she is beautiful. Oh my god, you know, I don't
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: you know? Something happens to him, y'all come on this show.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: He was fine if saying I was thinking the exact same,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden one of y'all come
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: on the show and hear his ask, well, wait a minute,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just at work, you may I could seem like
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: he didn't get starring. Hold on, hold on one of y'all,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: t one of y'all. One of y'all just get on
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: this mic and tell me. Uh, Jada Pinkey Mama, ain't
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: fan say it? Say it, m what she's gorgeous. I mean,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: she's you know you didn't mean me, But they ain't
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: saying nothing. Hush over your rude. She got an eight back,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: not a sick back eight back? What we not fitting
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: to talk about, Jada Pinkey Mama. That's the point, you listen,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Is that really time about your mamma? Thought? Yeah, I
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: mean that ain't like well, that ain't George Wallace and
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Janathon Brown talk about your mamma. It ain't like that.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Oh like Mama Joe. You're not saying anything. No, you're
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: saying she's beautiful and she's got an eight back and
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: she does, yeah, did gorgeous. But you can't call it
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Jada pinky mama. Yeah. But let's let's point out a
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: couple of let's point out a couple of things to
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: one of them. You're married, ye, wife, Yeah, he changed.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I hope she knows Jada mama fern. I hope she
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: knows it. All right, we're gonna move on here, Steve.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Time for today's headlines. Take it away, play and gentlemen,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Miss Anne Trip, good morning. Everybody is an trip. And yes,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I have seen Jada think it's mother. She is absolutely gorgeous.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You can see where Jada gets her beautiful looks. Okay,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: this is a sad kind of story. This is one
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: of pins and needles. World famous forensic pathologist Michael Batten
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: has weight into the Rodney Red case in Texas. Read
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: is Black. He scheduled to be executed today for the
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: murder of a white woman named Stacy Stits in nineteen
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: ninety eight. Batten now joined several legal experts and celebrities
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: and saying read is as innocent as he claims to be.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Read says his DNA was in Stights apartment because they
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: were dating and Stits white x fiance, a former cop
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: who's in jail, told people how angry he was at
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: STIs was quote cheating on him with a black man,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: and some feel he killed her. Today Mark's the beginning
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: of the third day of the House Intelligence Committee's public
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: impeachment hearings. Yesterday, to Trump appointees Kurt Volker form a
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: special envoy the Ukraine test fight, he was never aware
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: of or took part in, any effort to get that
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: country to investigate. Joe Biden outgoing security ah To Marson
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: said he heard Trump's July phone call, but that he
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: didn't think Trump did anything illegal. After that, Democratic Congressman
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Julian Costro got back to the main question and President
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Trump aside, whether you believe that it's proper for any
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: president now or later to ask a foreign government to
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: investigate a US citizen, and specifically a US citizen that
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: could be a political rival. Ambassador, I don't believe it
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: is appropriate for the president to do that. Generally, they're
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: appropriate channels for that, Mister Morrison, I agree with Ambassador Volkers,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: but the committee chair, Adam Schiff, said he didn't believe
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: the Republicans argument that the Trump that Donald Trump was
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: only concerned about corruption. He didn't think that stood up.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: The evidence points in the other direction. The evidence points
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: in the direction of the President inviting Ukraine to engage
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: in the corrupt act of investigating a US political opponent.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: In fact, two other witnesses, Army Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindemann
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: and Jennifer Williams, a Foreign service aide to Vice President Pence,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: both of them listening on the phone call too, between
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: the President and Ukraine's president of Voladimir and Lincoln Zelenski
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Rather and both of them say they voiced concerns about
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: what they heard afterwards. Two Western hostages, an American and Australia,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: now free after being hell since twenty sixteen by the Taliban.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Both men had been teachers at the American University in
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Kabble when they were kidnapped. They've now been released to
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: US forces part of a prisoners swap for three senior
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Taliban folks. Ten presidential candidates debate in Atlanta tonight. They're
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: going to be doing it on Tyler Perry's massive sound stage.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: He has the largest a sound stage movie sound stage
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: in America, black or white. And of course Tyler Perry,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: you know, is African American. And finally today is national
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: chick jas Chicken makes you feel so good. Now back
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Bill Gates, guys, is once again the
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: richest person in the world. On Friday, Bill Gates surprised
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos to reclaim the title other richest
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: person in the world with a net worth of You
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: ready for this number, Guess it's Steve. I would probably
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: think about a hundred and eighty four billion. Well some
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: parts of that you got, right, one hundred and ten billion,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: one hundred and ten billion dollars billion with the BOE
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: how must have got from Amazon, but probably for the
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: half he got a divorce. Remember he split it. How
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: much does Bill Gates half? One hundred and ten billion dollars?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Now this is according to Bloomberg. That's all I know.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: You didn't fix your mouth to say that's all. Yeah,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: that's how I hate it. Yeah, yeah, damn, I thought
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I thought he hasn't paid Yeah, he's not doing good. Stick.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: You know, Jeff Pizos had one hundred and seventy billion.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I thought you was gonna top that. You know, any
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: guy then fo that's the only reason you Number one.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Bill Gates has regained the lead because Microsoft shares are
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: up nearly forty eight percent this year. That's where the
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: money's coming in. He's not the richest man in the world.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: They have to stop, is it. Oh, why you say
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: that the richest man in America? Oh? Okay, yes, they
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: are no one near the richest man in the world.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: You don't understand. They don't have a tax system in
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the Middle East. There's no tracing these people's money. They
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: have unforeseen money. You can't trace to saw these money.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: They have unforeseen money. You can't imagine the money these
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: cats got into Abu Dhabi. You can't imagine it, just can't.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: So as there's no tax system, they'd be laughing. I
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: was in a meeting over there and somebody said Jeff
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Bezos was the richest person in the world with a
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: hundred and seventy buildings. Five of them dudes at table
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: started that that was absurd to them, and day obviously
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I was by far the Polish person that hundred and
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: seventy had my undivided Wow, that's man right there. They
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: started laughing. That is nothing. They were talking about what
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: their uncle got and what he got. Another dude with
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: one of that they was that you made that, you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: made you made that last year. Wow? Okay these dudes
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: his own one no easy bill Kate person painting. He
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: commented on his wealth response to Senator Elizabeth Warren's proposed
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: wealth tax. Gates said he has paid more than ten
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: billion dollars and would even pay twenty billion in taxes,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: but having to pay one hundred billion, he would have
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: to see what he had left over coming up at
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: thirty four after the hour. Some people like being sick.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that right after this. Who is not that? Yeah,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Stry Morning Show. While getting sick
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: is the worst thing imaginable for a lot a lot
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: of people, Apparently, there are some people who actually do
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: not mind it at all. Can you imagine not minding
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: being sick? A new poll finds that Steve twenty nine
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: percent of Americans are happy to get sick occasionally because
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: it gives them a rest from their day to day
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: lives and their chores and tasks and everything, work and
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: everything said that being sick, Uh, they like it to
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: focus on themselves and it also gives them permission to
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: slow down. So what do you guys think? To tell
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: you what, I'll tell you what. These numbers will go down.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Get this sickle sales double don't go down. Come over
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: and change that rotator cuff out and see if that
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: don't slow your hairs down. Come get you. Yeah, these numbers,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's that's from people. I think the average
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: person that makes that statement has an unhappy life and position.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Like at work. Yeah, you know, if you don't enjoy
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: your job, staying home sick it's cool, m because you're
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: sick at work, but just stay home, just calling have
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: a sick day. Why do you have to actually be
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: sick to do that? You've never sick? No, I was
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: gonna say, you've never taken a sick day, Right, you're
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: taking something, I mean you're taking out. No, that's not
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: what I mean. I mean you've taken sick days, but
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you're never sick on on the sick days. No, no, no, no,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: another not on the sick days. I take job. I've
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: been sick. I don't take sick days because I'm sick.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I take sick days, right, I want to play. And
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: sick days or Fridays and Monday, that's when day. All
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: my sick days is Fridays, Buddy, I'm sicken. Hell of fact,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I can tell I'm so good at predicting how sick
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I'm will be. I know, yeah by Tuesday. If I'm
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: gonna be sick on Friday. Yeah, we start calling on
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Tuesday and Thursday. Thursday is the day that I decide.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I mean Thursdays the day while I can start detecting
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Monday eels. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Usually you
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: do take two days off for being sick. If you're
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: sick and on the reel and on the reel with radio,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: we don't even want you to come in if you see,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: we don't want germs in the room. No, A respiratory infection,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a cold, sinus infection, all of that is like it
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: wreaks havoc on us. Yeah, if we can't talk or
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: breathe or something. Yeah, yeah, we're jacked, we really are.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: But Steve, I do remember that one time in LA
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: when you were sick and your eyes rolled in the
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: back of your head. You as passed out. That wasn't
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: funny because you were really sick. You See, I was.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I was fine when I came to work. Yeah, you
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: were doing something happened and all of a sudden my
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: eyes were bloodshot. Brad. Yeah, I was like, Steve, you're sick.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Get out. I went to the house. That's when I
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: was marride to my ex wife. Huh and uh. I
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: didn't even go to the hospital. I just went up
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: stairs and seriously, man, I was I don't even know
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: what happened. Yeah, I've never seen it that days, But
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: for three days I could not stand up without severe headaches. Wow,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: vomity for three straight days. Man, I didn't I didn't
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: know what was wrong with food poisoning. No, I don't know.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I had never once did she suggest
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: going to the hospital and calling the doctor to that.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: That's the point, Okay, that's okay, I will speak quiet trying.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I thought, that's when I knew she was trying to
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, we're not going there today. The
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: day we can do it already, that's the day that
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I knew she was trying to kill you. You made
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: it through so it didn't happen, by the grace of
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: God all the time. Yeah, wow. Yeah. And then three
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: days later you came back to work and you were fine,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: like nothing ever happened, nothing ever. Yeah, I just I
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: just beat the poison whatever it was. Yeah, it could
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: have been food poisoning, and you just no, that could
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: have been poison into All right, we're different, We're moving on.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is the nephew with today's bring
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this crazy you're listening to. Coming
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: your baby. Oh, this is so sad. Your baby is
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: not cute at all. Your baby isn't cutem daddy ain't cute.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: You want all that's sad? All right, right now? Cut
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and she ain't cute? What you think under that blake? Yeah,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: just my cousin baby. I never let me six okay,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: oh good, Lord of boy, baby here I got caught up.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I apologize all right. Listen right now, nephew is in
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the building with today's prank phone call. What you got
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: for us in a mother? Oh? Yeah, that's with the
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: letter no help somebody out of a little bit. He sagant. Mother,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: let's go cut up. Mother. H Yeah, Roger, I'm can
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I speak to Roger Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man. How
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: you doing? I go to the same church, y'all go too. Okay,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I got your number from one of the guys at
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: the church. Man. They told me that if I wanted
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: to talk to y'all, I could reach out to you
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: or whatever. How are you doing today? I'm good, man,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I can help your your wife man, that
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but she
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: seems to be real. She does she work out all
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, she go to January once in a while. Bro. Yeah,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: who who is this bro? Like I said, I named
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Calvin Man. We go to the same church. Listen, me
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: and my wife been trying for a long time, man,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: to actually have some kids. And to be honest with you,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Roger Man, it just ain't happening. Dog. I mean, we've
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: been trying and trying. But what I'm trying to do
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: now is just find another type of way to make
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: this happen. Now. You say your wife is in good condition, right,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: My wife kid isn't a good condition? Brother? What did
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: she got to do is trying to have a baby.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: She You know, y'all already got kids, don't you. Y'all
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: got Like from what the brother the church told me,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: y'all got three kids right there? We got three. I
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: got two boys in the girl. Okay, here's what I'm
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: trying to do. Man, I was hoping that I could
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: find somebody, a female that would be a good seagant
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: mother or what you know. What I'm saying is like
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: because my wife, I mean, you know, we want to
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: have kids, man, we want to have bro hold on, brother,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you just said you're looking for a sergeant mother, and
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: the brother church told you to call me. Well, no, no, no,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: anybody tell me to actually call you. I asked them
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: about you and your wife. You know, I asked them
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: for your phone number so I can actually call you myself. Man,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, So you've been you've been eyeing my wife?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, I ain't been. You're
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying is
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I really do. Man, me and my wife, we listen,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you called me about my wife and you want her
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: to be a Saragant mother for your wife. I don't
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: even know while be on the phone. Brother, here's the
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: real deal, man, me and my wife we can't have kids.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: We've tried and tried and tried, and you know, biologically,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: we've just been going through it and going through it, man.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: And I was just you know, I've seen your wife.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: She healthy. I see y'all at church all the time,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: and I was just like reaching out, Man, maybe somebody
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: wouldn't mind being the Sarrogan mother for for me and
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: my wife so we can have a child. I'll figured
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: the Sarragan mother, I mean, dog. Hold on the brother,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you calling me to see if my wife can be
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: a Seragan mother to your child. And I know it's crazy,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: it's crazy whatever, and I think you lost your mind. Brother.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Out of all the members in the church, you're calling
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: me to get my wife to have your baby. Dog.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy, man, I do, but I ignorant. Brother,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. You sound ignorant, you man. There's so many
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: place to go at doctor baby. I can take you
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: down to the County court house, can show your kids
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: need a doctor. Right next but you can go to
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Africa like like like all the rest of them, people
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: can go find your baby. You're gonna call me and
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: my wife. It's twenty thousand members in this church. You
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: know how stupid you Sarah Brother? No brother, brother, a man, listen, man,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man, how
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: are you trying to come across? Brother? You didn't just
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: hear me out? Man, I don't want you to go ahead, brother,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: go ahead, man, Okay, we're looking for a Sarah good mother.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: We look, we've seen your your wife, and we thought
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: she'd be a great Sarah Good mother. And I know
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: it sounds crazy for me to pick you out of
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: all the people that go to the church. I understand that, man,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I do. But listen, we would love for your wife
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: to be the Sarah Gant mother. And we're willing to
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: pay for this. But listen to them if you don't mind.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: We don't want to do this with no test tubes
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: and all that way. They mixed my seed with her
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: with with with her eggs. We want to do this naturally.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: War war war war, you just said. Man, you gotta
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: understand a real man want to do. I want to
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: do it realistically. You know what I'm saying. I'm just
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: saying that, brother, are you telling me that you want
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: to have sex with my wife? But I mean, I mean,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you know you don't lose all my christianity right now? Brother?
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: You want to have a baby the real way though,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I don't give a damn
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: having this. Ain't you tell me you want to lay down?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: We're in a ball my wife. But don you already
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: got three kids. Think about the people that can't have it.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I'm calling doctor baby, man, take your darn. Ain't gonna
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: doctor damn baby because you didn't go sit down, psychiatric
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: prob I don't want to have your baby. Do you
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: know what you sound like? Don't crazy? I know it
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: sounds crazy. Man. I don't you get my number? Man?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: To mean you get my number. I got your number
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: for one of the brothers at the church. Now listen,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be real with you like a man.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I wanted to come at you first and talk to
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you like a man and see you know if you
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: was cool with the proposition. But look, come Sunday, I'm
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: gonna go to your wife and just talked on what
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna talk to your
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: wife and see if you lost your mind. I told
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: you to answer no naysam me gonna go around me
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: and ask which Ry'm gonna do to talk to my wife?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: You call my wife right now? You called my wife.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen. You call
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: my wife a wife? Next Sunday. I'm not you didn't
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: go through this inn. I'm talking next Sunday. Next Sunday,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I'm an whoop ya. You're't gonna do nothing to me.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop your man and my wife. Who's the
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: time for child? Too? You ain't You ain't gonna stand
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: in the middle of this. I'm asking the middle of this. Man,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you talk to my Wife's next thing you want too?
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to you. Man,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? Say? What the you gotta say?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: You can get off my phone. Best is Nephew tim
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: planked by your homeboy? What this is? Who this is? This? Listen?
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Who is this man? This? Nephew tim Me man from
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your homeboy. Got me to
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Frank phone call you man. I'm over here. Man, my
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: head is spinning, you know. Man, got me call brother.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to fight brothers. Hey, I got one more
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: thing that man, what is the baddest I'm talking about
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the plan man, the Steve
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Man. Y'all got me this morning? Man? Man?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: How you like me now? Anybody? Yeah? Yeah, King baby,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: you are the king of pray all I want to know,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: just want to know that I'm king, you know. Let
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: them know the down there and fill it at the
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: radio boys, It's coming to down the Holiday Comedy Jam. Baby.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: That's Kids sp Jay Anthony Brown, hosted by Yours truly
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Nephew Toimmy and Earthquake with Being the Building. Baby. That's
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  Speaker 1: Holiday Comedy Jam. Tickets on sale. You're ready now? All right,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: let's get an update on your rot rotator cuff. How
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: how are you feeling. I'm still in pain. I just
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: got off in pain feels and then got back on them.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I was hurting so bad, so I'm I'm trying to
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: wean myself off and lead them pain feel them. Hey,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Tommy's up, man, you gotta be careful with that. I'll
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: get you. Yeah, I'm trying not to be. I don't
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: want that. But what you all like, what did you
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: take an oxy moron? If for me? Oxy moron? What
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: did you just say oxy coding pain? Does your sisters
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: to go? Thank you, nephew, Tommy, About your uncle Steve?
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letters. Subject your baby
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: is not cute at all. We will get into it
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Morning show all right,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you
• 53:53
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• 53:57
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• 54:00
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• 54:04
  Speaker 1: we could be reading your letter live on the air,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go buckle up and hold on tight.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: to tell me. Yes, here's what I'm gonna do today.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I've never done this ever before in the history of
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: this show, since I've heard so much about you doing
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: the Strawbany letter today today only, I'm gonna sit here
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and see how you handle or strawberry letter, so I
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: know what's going on when I ain't here, Lady and gentlemen,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Nephew Torby will do. Yeah, you're gonna do the straw
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: ye no more work? Yeah, all right, we'll prepare myself. Nephew,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: all right. Subjects for your baby isn't cute at all.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: De even Shirley. I am a thirty year old married
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: woman and my husband and I need your advice on
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: an issue with our closest friends. Our friends are first
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: time parents and their daughter is a toddler. Now. Since
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: the child was born, we've been in a group text
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: with the couple and fifteen other people. My husband and
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I both hate text groups, but we humored the couple
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: because they are really nice people. The couple started the
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: group chat so they could send us pictures of their
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: newborn daughter. We got pictures of the child almost daily,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: and the mother would send us a text message if
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: we didn't respond. They've always bragged about how beautiful this
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: child is, and I don't want to be rude, but
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: she's not cute at all. When we got her newborn picture,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: my husband Darnier, screamed. And whenever we see this little
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: girl in person, I have to watch my facial expressions.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: This little girl looks like an older woman in the face.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: She never smiles, and her afros lopsided and dry all
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: the time, and her face looks as she She's two
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: years old now and we're still getting pictures. We want
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: to kindly ask that we'd be removed from the text group.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: If I see one more picture of this child looking crazy,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I might just have to pull them aside and suggest
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: they fix their daughter up a bit. It's nothing to
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: brush a little grease in her hair and add a
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: few burettes in it, and maybe put some vasiline on
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: her lips. Maybe they should also tickle the baby so
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: she will smile on some of her pictures. Oh, but
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: forget all of that. We want, I know, I know,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: we want to. I just want Okay, let me finish.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe they should also tickle the baby so she'll smile
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: on some of her pictures. But forget all of that. Okay,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: we want to leave the texting group altogether. We just
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: don't want to upset our friends. I'm sure we are
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: not the only ones that want the pictures to stop.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed for feeling this way with an us in child.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: What should we do? Oh, this is so sad, This
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: is so sad. I'm with you on one thing. I
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: do not like group text messages either. I don't. I would.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I would step up and say something about that. Just
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: leave me out, or stop responding, or just stop responding
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: to the group text messages. Even if they text you
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: back and say did you get it? Just stop responding.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I think they'll get the message about the text texting
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: group sooner or later. But about the baby that you
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: say is not cute, it's not the baby's fault. It
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: just it just really isn't be as sweet to the
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: baby as you possibly can when you see her her fault.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: You said, she looks like an older woman in the face.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I think maybe one day she'll grow into her face.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I you know, I told you guys, I think was yesterday.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I had really really big eyes when I was a baby.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I grew into my eyes. But I grow into them, Steve,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I did, I did. Um, Yeah, I'm trying. Oh this
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: little baby, it's not her fault. Just leave the texting
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: group if that's really all you want to do, just
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: leave there. Uh and you know, yeah, to feel this
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: way about an innocent child, I mean, I understand that,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: and it is again not the child's fault. What should
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: you do? First and foremost, get out of the text group? Okay?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: If they ask you what's wrong, just say you get
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: you're really busy and you don't have time. Okay, don't
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: comment on the baby. Don't make any uh, you know,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: disparaging remarks about the baby or anything like that. It's
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: not the baby's fault. Leave the baby out of it. Okay, yeah,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: the baby. Yeah, leave the baby alone. Yeah, I have to,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I have to. And this is a baby, you guys,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: all right? Saying the fact that the baby look like
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: an old woman ain't got nothing to do with this
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: little Benjamin. But look at that little bonnet on this
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: little Benjamin, butch looking thing. He want us to be
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: all right with you? And then the second thing, sheirley
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: and all I'm saying in time you take it over.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: You said that the baby is on the picture and
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: the baby never smiles. Yeah, that's what it said. That's
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: called she knows he found out she knows. She went
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: by the mirror in the stroller in the mall. She
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: looked over the head went, I be I know they
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: ain't pushing me around this mall looking like this. I
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: ain't got no lotion on, I ain't got this damn bonnet.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: It's crooked. My afro stuck on. Come to me. I'm
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: sitting over here looking like a little man. If you
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: don't take my as to the house, yeah, maybe your
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: friends can keep the baby. And like my daddy, I'm
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: a two year old girl. My father. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: only had two things to say. Okay, I'm sorry. Tommy's
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  Speaker 1: gonna do the letter. We come back, all right, Listen,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna come back with part two of this letter.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Steve's gonna give Tommy his chance to respond to this
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  Speaker 1: letter subject your baby isn't cute at all. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back at twenty three minutes after the hour, right after
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: this and two years I ain't got a compliment you're
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: listening to? All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter, subject to your baby is not cute at all? Wow, Well,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: tom going to go this little baby. This show years old,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: years old. It's over, Shirley tried to relate to the
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  Speaker 1: fact that she had big ass when she was a baby.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't you still got, and that leaves no hope
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  Speaker 1: for this baby growing. The baby looked like a little
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  Speaker 1: man right now. She looked like a little old man
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  Speaker 1: laid on, she said, a woman in the face. Go ahead, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: all right. I think what we have here is a
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  Speaker 1: situation where I've been taught early on eye for eye
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  Speaker 1: or two for two, fight five with five. You're gonna
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: have to fight ugly with some more ugly. Does that
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  Speaker 1: make sense so far? Ye know, when you see these
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  Speaker 1: ugly pictures coming, don't just sit there and look at
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  Speaker 1: it and keep on by your day. Come back with
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: some more ugly, all right. When they sending that baby,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: pitch out, boom, first one, you hit back, Dennis Rodney,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna play your ugly card against the
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  Speaker 1: ugly card. Keep coming with it. As soon as they
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  Speaker 1: send another picture of that baby. Oh Lord, hit them back,
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  Speaker 1: wicked witch to East. You just keep coming with more ugly.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: It's enough ugly people in this world that you can
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  Speaker 1: keep sending back via text that all these couples on
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  Speaker 1: this dog on text chat. I promise you they are
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: going to be saying you've been doing what we've been
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: wanting to be due how many people? How many ugly
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: people do y'all know, you know, a punch out of them,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: then died, then did up against these ugly babies. Yes,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: this ain't about the baby. It's about the parents that's
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: sending the baby. The baby don't know we're sending these
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: ugly pictures back. Send some ugly pictures to fight these
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: ugly uncle Steve, when you used to get baseball card,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: then trade the men with other baseball card, whichever ones
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  Speaker 1: was good against the other one. Didn't you do that
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: with your boys? Yes, but ugly pictures, but quite ugly
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  Speaker 1: more pictures, Tommy, Huh. The parents think she's beautiful, and
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: if you're sending enough ugly pictures, they're gonna get the picture.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Other people don't recognize beauty. Enough pictures and they'll get
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: the picture. Your baby ugly, all right, and sometimes you
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: might have to just blatantly come on out with it
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: in test text back. Please don't send me no more
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: of the ugly baby pictures. Oh, I've been trying since
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: the baby got here, but damn it I got to
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: say it now, huh said thank you? So you're proud
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: of him, you're proud of him. I've seen what ugly
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: begots ugly, Shirley, you know, but not if you don't
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: know that they're ugly. But that's the problem, Shirley. Even
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: the people that own the baby don't know the baby ugly,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: and they probably ugly too. It ought to be a
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: sin for two people, two ugly people, to get together
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: because you bring another the baby. Don't with two ugly people, mate,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: they're bringing another ugly one in the world. Okay, Now
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: the baby don't know she ugly or he ugly yet.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: They don't know that yet. Okay, don't And what the
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: last thing wait, wait and wait on the last thing
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: you want to do is tickle an ugly baby. Do
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: you know what you find? What you find to get
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: something funny? Ass ugly? Now that's what you find to get.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: You got funny ugly falling at the dogs, gonna stroll?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Do you hit me? Tickle an ugly baby and see
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: what poper baby? I understand, Shirley, And don't have no
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: mirrors and stuff in that baby room. Well let that,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: let let it, let it time go by. Oh, they
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: got to see their set. Don't let the baby when
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: they brush their teeth in the morrow, don't look in
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: the mirror. Don't do that. I don't wear it. Don't
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: do that. Brush their teeth, turned their head the other way.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: But comb this baby hair. Get him as pretty ugly
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: as you can comb the hair, wash their face, put
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: some lotion on. Get I'm ready for school. That's as
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: pretty ugly as you can get. She said. Her afro
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: is lopsided, and it's time. I'll put a wig on
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: the baby. That might hear a wig on a two
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: year old. They got baby wigs? Hey, what else we got?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: They got baby? Quick, get our baby wigs and do
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: it like a baby. What a baby whig? You get
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: a baby WHIGNA baby gonna look a whole lot better
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: than way they're looking. Now, you're still proud. I'm just checking.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: You're still happy with your nephew. Well you know I
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: got it. I want to say thank you man. You
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: made me proud. All right, baby, pay some stuff that
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I would have said, yes, yeah, yeah, Sometimes you have
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: to do it like that. That ain't our problem. We
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: are not supporting ly children. Give me my money. Give
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: me a mad donation. Right back up, You guys are
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: so wrong. Listen, post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter
• 1:06:26
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• 1:06:29
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• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: at forty six after the hour of vegan sues Burger
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  Speaker 1: King over impossible meatless whoppers. We will tell you about
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: that right after this. You're listening to show well a
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: bunch of vegans. Have you guys heard about this story?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: A bunch of vegans are suing Burger King because they
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: want to have their impossible burgers their way now. They
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: want them pristine without any meat residue on the grill.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: All of that, okay. Philip Williams just filed a class
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: action lawsuit claiming that Burger King advertises the Impossible Burger
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: as a vegan alternative to his meat burgers, yet they're
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: all cooked on the same grill. William says his burger
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: was contaminated by meat products. He bought the burger in
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: question in Atlanta. Uh Williams also notes that there have
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: been numerous complaints posted online by outraged vegans. Williams not
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: only wants damages, he wants the judge to order Burger
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: King to stop cooking impossible burgers and the regular burgers
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: on the same grill. What do you guys think about that?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Does he have a point or not? Everybody? Yeah, I
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: eat wapple Uh huh, well, yeah, he got some of
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: your whoppers say all that we have the impossible burger. Yeah,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: they ain't told you nothing else. They got him the
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: where the heir you want them to cook at? It's
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: possible for you to call your ass somewhere and get
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: you something else to eat. That's that's what's possible. Yeah,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: and it's also possible that don't nobody give a damn
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: about this but you Yeah, well you know, he said
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: a lot of people are outraged about this because they
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: do not want their uh, plant based meat. Don't hit
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: the same meat? You Why how you at Burger King
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: trying to get a damn impossible president. They've been serving
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: the same flame bro burger for years. I used to
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: break down you scrap now you're talking about Let me
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: ask you this. You're scraped quick the damn meat they're
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: gonna have to get. Scrape the grill down. When you
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: scrape the grill down, what you say, No, there's no
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: flat grill at Burger King. No, but I'm talking about that.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: He's on the rack right, you scrape down, roll across
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: a flame, right right? Wash it? Oh you have to
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: clean it. Well, he's mad because he's he's at a
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: meat restaurant on a vegan dish. Burger Keen is the
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: name of this place. It's ridiculous. Man. If you want
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: to be a vegan, that's an absolutely wonderful choice that
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: you've made. Don't make everybody require everybody to service you
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: at at a meat eating place and you vegan. Yeah,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: your vegan ass somewhere where they put only vegan items
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: on the drill, Yeah, got that impossible. Burger somewhere else
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: where's your burger key man? Because they put it on
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: an open flame. That though, that's what it is. He
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: likes it. Yeah, all right, Well coming up, that's it.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: You heard it. Coming up. At the top of the hour,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: A dad shares his ten year old daughters price Christmas
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: pricy Christmas list. We'll talk about that right after this.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. Well, guys about now. A lot
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: of kids, a lot of kids start making out their
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Christmas lists. You know, what they want for Christmas? One
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: father wound up really shocked at the list of stuff
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: his ten year old just requested for Christmas. Father, who
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: goes by the name of A Johnson four twelve a
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: underscore Johnson four twelve on Twitter, just shared his daughter's
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: handwritten Christmas list, which contained a lot of pricey items
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: like an iPhone eleven for instance, AirPods, a MacBook Air,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: a pair of Gucci sliders, a Chanel purse, pink. I
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: was gonna say this sounds like my Christmas list music video. Yeah,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: pink pumas, a real bunny, Essential oils, and even four
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. It's a ten year olds list. Uh. The
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: dad captioned the list. My ten year old daughter must
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: be out of her mind with this Christmas list. Yeah,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: but you know, hey, that's what she wanted, so that's
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: what she put on the list. She doesn't understand how
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: to get our ass? Is that the real bunny? Get that?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: That's it? What about the h what about the eleven?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: You're getting the damn bunny and have a phone older
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: than you, right that your phone is older than you.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Did you, guys ever put anything outrageous on your Christmas lists?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: We didn't do that. Yeah, I never to get I
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: was hoping to get this one. Damn im I want it.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: What I land think I need to do is piss
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: him off. Oh you crazy, You must not want a
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: damn thing I wish I had. I didn't play the
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: games with my father. What you want for Christmas? Well, bike,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: We ain't get no bike this year? What else you want? Okay? Cool?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: I just want something. Yeah, and then the next year
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I got the bike, so I was cool. We ain't
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: get no bike? What else you want? And they cheap?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Now bikes is cheap. Now it's like they were cheap.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Kids don't go outside. They stay outside on there and
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: they stay inside on their iPhone and level not go outside.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: You can't tell them. You're gonna make me man, you
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be ale to go outside. That means nothing.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they don't go outside, Steve, No, they do
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: not go outside. So bikes is cheap because of that. Well,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: I mean that's one of the reasons. I mean, when
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: you really think about it, how many people you actually
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: see kids riding bikes? These nays, Yeah, you don't see that.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: You see way more adults now writing kids. Wow, crazy,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't I don't get I told my nephew,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: we get some trash under the tree. He said, what tree.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: You don't even know what Eddie. Yeah, he didn't know.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Tree was go get the trash. Mother to tree out there,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Mama yard, what tree? I love your family, you'll get
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: you behind. I think we'll get trash. Yeah. Kids, kids,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: you know, they're on their they play their games, their
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: video games, or they're on their iPhone to their iPads.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: They do not go outside like will you can buy
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: you could buy a phone, iPad and some gift cards
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: and they don't care after that. Yeah, they're happy, happy. Yeah.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: All I wanted was dolls and clothes. Dolls and clothes,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: and I got that, so I was cool and I
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: loved going outside. But toys, they don't care about the
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: cloth that damn big will clothes with a big whe
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Oh no dolls, Oh my goodness. Yeah. But um yeah, Steve,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: it's an amazing thing. That's why you know a lot
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: of kids have weight issues and things like that because
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: they don't move around like we did, you know, and stuff.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: So it's quite different. Wow. Yeah, it's quite different to
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: uh huh, what would you say, Tommy? You go to
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: one I wanted. I wanted roller skates that you skating
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: in the skating rink. I wanted though, so I told
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: my dad I wanted some roller skates. I didn't go
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: in detail. He gets me the ones you have outside
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: that you still have your shoe own and just slip
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: it on top of the skates. It braces on. Yeah, yes, yes,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up, more music, more fun. Marshan Annigan's
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  Speaker 1: on the Steave Harpy Morning Show. We'll be back in
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this you're listening show.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Representative Eric Swalwell seemed to pass gas live on National TV,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: but MSNBC says, as it turns out, it was apparently
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: a studio mug. The California congressman was doing an interview
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: with MSNBC's Hardball with host Chris Matthews. You know him, Steve,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: and while he was going on and on about Ukraine,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: then you heard something that sounded like he passed casts
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: live on the air. Take a listen, Chris. So far,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: the evidence is uncontradicted that the President used taxpayer dollars
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: He did. That's that's what he did, yeah, because he
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: was lying flatulence but saying I can't hold the truth.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: No moment, well, representative swawell lie not your mouth, but
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: the truth don't come out. Even the presentative even paused
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: a moment right afterward and what many viewed as an
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: acknowledgement of the ripped gas and of course it was
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: soon started to trend everywhere on Twitter as a result. However,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: sorry to disappoint the conspiracy theorist guys, Chris Matthew says
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: it was a hashtag hardball mug scraping across We heard
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: that black people know. Yeah, everybody know. He knew You
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: saw his face, all right. More of the Steve Harvey
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Morning Show.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Bill Gates, guys, is once again the richest person in
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: the world. On Friday, Bill Gates surprised Amazon CEO Jeff
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Bezos to reclaim the title other richest person in the
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: world with the networks of You ready for this number,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Guess it's Steve that would probably we think about one
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: hundred eighty four billion. Well some parts of that you
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: got right. One hundred and ten billion, one hundred and
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: ten billion dollars billion with the ball Joe, how must
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: the god from Amazon seventy but probably who happened he
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: got a divorce? Remember he had split it. How how
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: much does Bill Gates? He one hundred and ten billion dollars?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Now this is according to Bloomberg. That's all. I know.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: You didn't fix your mouth to say that's all. Yeah,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: that's how I hated. Yeah. Yeah, damn. I thought I
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: thought he has some paid he's not doing good stick
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: you know, Jeff Piezos had one hundred and seventy billion.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I thought you was gonna top that. You know, any
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: guy divorced. That's the only reason you Number one. Bill
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: has regained the lead because Microsoft shares are up nearly
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: forty eight percent this year. That's where the money's coming here.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: He's not the richest man in the world. Y'all have
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: to stop, is it why you say that the richest
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: man in America? In America? All? Okay, they are nowhere
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: near the richest man in the world. You don't understand.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: They don't have a tax system in the Middle East.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: There's no trace in these people's money. They have unforeseen
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: money you can't trace the saw these money. They have
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: unforeseen money. You can't imagine the money these cats got
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: into Abu Dhabi. You can't imagine it can't so as
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: there's no tax system, they'd be laughing. I was in
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: a meeting over there and somebody said Jeff Bezos was
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: the richest person in the world with one hundred and
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: seventy billions. Five of them dudes at table started that
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: why because that was absurd to them, and he's obviously
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: I was by far the police person a task to him.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: That hundred and seventy had my undivided WHOA that's man
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: right there. They started laughing. That is nothing. They were
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: talking about what their uncle got and what he got.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Another dude with part of that day was that you
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: made that. You made uh, you made that last year?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Wowkat These dudes his own one no easy. Bill Kates
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: the richest person in America, hain't be any wow. He
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: commented on his wealth response to Senator Elizabeth Warren's proposed
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: wealth tax Gate, said he has paid more than ten
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: billion dollars and would even pay twenty billion in taxes,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: but having to pay one hundred billion, he would have
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: to see what he had left over. All right, coming
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: up our last break of the day, and of course
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: at forty nine minutes after the hour right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Here we are our last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day. We need you like never before.
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  Speaker 1: Please send this home. Hey, you know what I want
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  Speaker 1: to do. Yes, I shared this with you all. Now
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  Speaker 1: what I want to do is I kind of shared
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  Speaker 1: this with you all, but I think I should really
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  Speaker 1: share it with everybody. I was reading something today, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I try to every day. I don't make it every day,
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  Speaker 1: but I try to have a morning meditation. I try
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  Speaker 1: to do morning meditation. I really try to just become
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  Speaker 1: a better person, you know. And it's in in doing so,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you got to really start really checking yourself
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  Speaker 1: and trying to find the things that can move you
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  Speaker 1: into a better place. Tommy sent me something on the
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  Speaker 1: phone after I share with him what I'm about to
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  Speaker 1: share with you all, and it's a plaque that says
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  Speaker 1: I'm slowly becoming the person that I should have been
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  Speaker 1: a long time ago. And that's that's really what this
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  Speaker 1: is about. And I want to talk to you about
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  Speaker 1: that that I'm slowly becoming the person that I should
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  Speaker 1: have been a long time ago. The part of that statement, though,
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  Speaker 1: is for me to be who I am now, I
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  Speaker 1: had to and we all had to go through what
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  Speaker 1: we went through to be who we are today. But man,
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  Speaker 1: don't you oftentimes wish you had gotten it right sooner?
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  Speaker 1: I know you're not supposed to live your life with regrets, man,
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  Speaker 1: but as we all start becoming the person that you
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  Speaker 1: should have been a long time ago, I'm gonna give
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  Speaker 1: you some information that's gonna help you because it helped me.
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  Speaker 1: During my morning meditation, I was reading something and I'm
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  Speaker 1: i gonna read it to you exactly the way it
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  Speaker 1: read to me, but I'm gonna share it with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna put it in my own words to
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  Speaker 1: help you understand something. I was reading something about how
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  Speaker 1: God feels about us when we are desire and seek
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  Speaker 1: out things more than we do him. They call those
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  Speaker 1: things idols. I guess you know you hear old people say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, worship idols and stuff. It's not just talking
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  Speaker 1: about a gold statue or something like that. It's talking
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  Speaker 1: about anything that you place of more significance than your creator.
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  Speaker 1: Anything that you're after, you seek and you put more
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  Speaker 1: value on than your relationship with your career. That's just
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  Speaker 1: an idol, whether it's money or whatever it is. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it could be any other thing. But here's what really
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  Speaker 1: messes up a lot of blessings. Man. And this was
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  Speaker 1: so happening to me, and I read this this morning
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  Speaker 1: and it sort of it just jacked me up all day,
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  Speaker 1: but in a good way. And I'm gonna share with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just paraphrase it. And it was telling me
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  Speaker 1: that when you are so determined to get your own weight,
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  Speaker 1: and you all have been there, when you just want
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  Speaker 1: your own way, you end up blocking God out of
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  Speaker 1: your consciousness. Because see, when you seek your own way,
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  Speaker 1: your own understanding, your own goals, your own mindset, you're
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  Speaker 1: taking God out of the equation. So what he wants
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  Speaker 1: us to do instead of going about your purpose pursuing
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  Speaker 1: some single minded goal that you might have, he really
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  Speaker 1: would refer he really would prefer that you talk to
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  Speaker 1: him about it. So before you go out set full
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  Speaker 1: scale on these goals, dreams, aspirations that you might have,
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  Speaker 1: he really wants you to talk to him about it,
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  Speaker 1: because what he wants you to do when you talk
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  Speaker 1: to him is to allow his presence to shine in
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  Speaker 1: your pursuit of it. But now here's the cold party
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  Speaker 1: in allowing you when you talk to him about it
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  Speaker 1: and tell him what your goals and everything it is,
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  Speaker 1: and you allow him to put his presence to shine
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  Speaker 1: his light on your pursuit. He's shining the light on
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  Speaker 1: it so you can see it from his perspective. See,
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  Speaker 1: God wants you to see what his plan is. Because
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  Speaker 1: if the goal that you're going for, if it fits
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  Speaker 1: into God's plans for you, then God will help you
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  Speaker 1: get there. But if it's not in God's plan for you,
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  Speaker 1: if you're doing something that ain't in his will for you,
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  Speaker 1: this is the hard part. If it's contrary to his
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  Speaker 1: will for you. Do you know what he does? This
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  Speaker 1: is how good God is man. Do you know that
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  Speaker 1: he don't punish you for that? He don't get mad
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  Speaker 1: at you about it. You know what I read? It
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  Speaker 1: says that he gradually will change the desire of your heart.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear me? He don't get mad at you
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  Speaker 1: when you decide to go your way in and pursue
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  Speaker 1: his dream. What he does is he just gradually changes
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  Speaker 1: your heart so you can see it his way, so
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  Speaker 1: you can get the way he trying to get you too,
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  Speaker 1: because his playing way better than the one you got.
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  Speaker 1: But if you don't ever come to that understanding, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you fight that like I've done so many times,
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  Speaker 1: if you go against his will, you're fighting against the grain. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be so much slicker if you took all
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  Speaker 1: your dreams and aspirations and goals to your creator, told
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  Speaker 1: him about it, and then listen to him and let
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  Speaker 1: him help you in your pursuit of it. Because in
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  Speaker 1: your pursuit of whatever it is you want, he'll put
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  Speaker 1: a light on it. He'll put some grace on it.
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  Speaker 1: And what that will do is it'll help you in
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  Speaker 1: your pursuit of it. And if it's not the will
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  Speaker 1: that he wanted you to be on in the first place,
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  Speaker 1: he'll just gradually change your heart till you see it
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  Speaker 1: his way. Man. Now, that ain't some grace and some
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  Speaker 1: mercy right there? I don't know what it is. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I hope y'all understood what I just tried to say
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  Speaker 1: to y'all. Really, do get to him first and foremost,
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  Speaker 1: talk to him about it before you strike out. Then
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  Speaker 1: the rest of your life will fall into place, piece
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  Speaker 1: by piece. And that's what's starting to happen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Took me too long to get him, but I'm slowly
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  Speaker 1: becoming the person I should have been a long time ago. God, dog,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Oh, drop it. I was good, See man,
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  Speaker 1: that was powerful. It really was. That helped me to day. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I hope that helps people. Yes, if it helps you,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to help us. Well, y'all have a great weekend.
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