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$timulus Approved, Backside Adipose Tissue, Meghan Markle, Carla's Reality Update and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hasten to mother for st joy. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You'll listening to the voice. Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now one and only. Uh, Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show, Yeah you do. Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. But like I said the other day, you
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  Speaker 1: got something too, though, don't you. God hadn't done something
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  Speaker 1: wonderful for you. You just gotta thank Him for it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in the midst of all that's going on
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  Speaker 1: in my life and in your life. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: always use myself as an example because well, I mean
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  Speaker 1: that way. I guarantee one hundred percent I know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Um, here's the situation, you know, with
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  Speaker 1: everything that's going on in my life and all the
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  Speaker 1: things I'm asking God for in the midst of a
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  Speaker 1: taxing and a very trying situation, that's very challenging for
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  Speaker 1: me right now. Man, God just keeps on keeps on
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  Speaker 1: surprising me. He keeps doing things. And I want you
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  Speaker 1: to look at your life. Or for a second, let's
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  Speaker 1: make two columns here. Let's make a column of all
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  Speaker 1: the things you want from God. You know, just do
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  Speaker 1: that throughout the course of the day. You know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: run down the list of all the things you're asking
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  Speaker 1: God for, all the things you're praying for, the things
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  Speaker 1: you aspire to, what your dreams, your visions, whatever it is.
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  Speaker 1: Just make a column a list of all those things.
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  Speaker 1: Let's make three lists. And then the second list, I
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  Speaker 1: want you to make a list of everything that you've
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  Speaker 1: been asking God for, so I guess that could be
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of the same. But this third list,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to do a check off point. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to do a make a list of everything
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  Speaker 1: that God has given you that you've asked him for.
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  Speaker 1: Just think about it like that for a second. I
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  Speaker 1: may be explaining a little wrong right now, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna pull it together for you. Make a list of
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  Speaker 1: everything you're asking God for. It just listed. You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay, it's a dream board. You can call it that.
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  Speaker 1: I got one. It's a vision board. You know, everybody's
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  Speaker 1: got something you hope for. Make a list now. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to make another list of everything you've asked
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  Speaker 1: God for that he's given you already. See this is
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  Speaker 1: a good list because sometimes and what I've been guilty of,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe you two in my request list on my
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  Speaker 1: dream board. I keep focusing so hard sometimes on the
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  Speaker 1: what I'm yet to receive. I keep focusing so hard
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  Speaker 1: on the what I hope he gives me. I keep
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  Speaker 1: focusing so hard on the things that I yet not
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  Speaker 1: fulfilled in my life that sometimes, as he starts checking
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  Speaker 1: off my wish list the things I've asked for in
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  Speaker 1: the past that have come to pass that he's given me,
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  Speaker 1: I sometimes, in praying for what I want forget to
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  Speaker 1: thank him for what he's done for me. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: currently in the middle of that situation. And this morning
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  Speaker 1: when I woke up, I really, man, I just got
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  Speaker 1: on my knees this morning and I quit tripping for
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  Speaker 1: a second. I said, Man, hey, God, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I really do need all them things I'm asking for,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm really am believing that You're gonna give it
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  Speaker 1: to me. But in the meantime, though, Man, have I
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  Speaker 1: overlooked some important details here? I had to really look
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  Speaker 1: at what he's done for me. I mean, look, man,
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  Speaker 1: take yourself out of it personally and look, well, you
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  Speaker 1: can leave yourself in it however you want to be.
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  Speaker 1: Some people can't do that, So just leave yourself in
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  Speaker 1: it there. But man, I started looking at the eye
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  Speaker 1: part of me, and I started looking around at the
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  Speaker 1: what's happening overall, Like, man, he has kept my family
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  Speaker 1: together in spite of the attempts to tear it apart.
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  Speaker 1: I look at all of that. I look at how
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  Speaker 1: he's blessing my children with the desires of their heart,
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  Speaker 1: which I pray for my kids. You know, I want
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  Speaker 1: my kids to have a better life than I've had.
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  Speaker 1: I really really do. I don't want them to take
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  Speaker 1: as long as it took me to get it together.
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  Speaker 1: I really really don't. I'm trying to say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you go to college, this is what you can be.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do like your father did. Don't go three years,
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  Speaker 1: drop out, throw yourself into a spiral and then got
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  Speaker 1: to start to scratch all over again. You know. And
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  Speaker 1: for the most part so far, you know, they're doing
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  Speaker 1: quite well of it. You know, you know they they're
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  Speaker 1: getting kicked around a little bit, but there's life. I
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  Speaker 1: started thinking of the blessings that he's helped me overcome
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  Speaker 1: with some of the previous mistakes I've made in relationships
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  Speaker 1: in my life. And then I started looking about the
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  Speaker 1: things he's blessed me with that I've been asking him for.
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  Speaker 1: But since I've moved on from it, I forgot to
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  Speaker 1: keep thinking him because I gotta always thank God for
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  Speaker 1: a roof over my head because guess what, when I
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  Speaker 1: was asking for the roof and I didn't really have it,
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  Speaker 1: then he gave me one. Since he gave it to me, what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just cool now, I can't ever go back to
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  Speaker 1: him and go, hey, man, I really to appreciate this
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  Speaker 1: roof over my head because that was a time when
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  Speaker 1: I was living in a car. But see, so every
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  Speaker 1: morning I wake up, I gotta remember the fact that
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  Speaker 1: I have a home now, because I got to look
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  Speaker 1: back and go, man, that was time, Steve, when you
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  Speaker 1: didn't have no home. But see, we forget what God
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  Speaker 1: has done for us because in our column that won't column,
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  Speaker 1: the need column, we oftentimes forget for the columns and
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  Speaker 1: the check marks as He's already fulfilled in our life.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to take inventory every now and then daily
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  Speaker 1: if possible. But I know we're humans. We're not going
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  Speaker 1: to do that. I don't. But you've got to take
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  Speaker 1: inventory of your life to say, hey, what has God
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  Speaker 1: done for me? You know? And remember something else too.
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  Speaker 1: Change is good, but change is challenging. Accept the challenge
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  Speaker 1: that it is. Look a lot of you come up
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  Speaker 1: to me all the time and say, Steve Man, thank
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  Speaker 1: you man, and boy you in the morning. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: really be needing that, Like I under said it a
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  Speaker 1: hundred times, but I'm gonna say it again, y'all. I'll
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  Speaker 1: be needing it too. You know, you understand, sometimes what
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  Speaker 1: God is dealing with me is for me. But now
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a sharing position where I can open up
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  Speaker 1: and if I just if I just quit being so
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  Speaker 1: about me and become a little bit more transparent, I
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  Speaker 1: can maybe some of me that's happening to me is
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  Speaker 1: happening to you, and you can see some of this
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  Speaker 1: in me. That's why I use myself as an example,
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  Speaker 1: because man, I'm catching it too, y'all. I ain't perfect either.
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  Speaker 1: So for those of you that come up to me
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  Speaker 1: and say that I want you to understand these these
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  Speaker 1: talks in the morning. Man, this is important for me
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  Speaker 1: because man, I need these conversations from God. I need
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  Speaker 1: God to continue to strengthen me, to show me the way,
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  Speaker 1: to help me understand what's happening to me. And see,
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  Speaker 1: as we've all those of you who have made the
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  Speaker 1: decison to change, to become a better person, a better woman,
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  Speaker 1: a better boy, a better girl, a better man. For
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  Speaker 1: those of you who have made the decision to change,
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  Speaker 1: change is a challenge, and accept the challenge because it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna come. Because right out of that, here come to haters.
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  Speaker 1: Here they come people you don't even know, discussing your
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  Speaker 1: life and your change. If God see you really really
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  Speaker 1: mean what you say in spite of what they say
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  Speaker 1: about you, God will raise you above the phrase. He'll
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  Speaker 1: keep promoting you, He'll keep blessing you, He'll keep moving
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  Speaker 1: you up. He will use you as a show off point.
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  Speaker 1: He'll show you off. Man. He'll make you. He'll make
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  Speaker 1: you look good to people, man, who wish you'd fall
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  Speaker 1: all day long. And so to all your haters, all
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  Speaker 1: your haters will end up just watching you rise. Man.
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  Speaker 1: They will watch you continue to grow. That's what God
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  Speaker 1: will do for you. Man. You can fool the world,
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  Speaker 1: but you can't fool God. God know your heart, He
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna know what your hammer. You ain't lying
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  Speaker 1: celebrating them unfast. First of all, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: take the body if you ain't got all the money.
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  Speaker 1: Oh how well, I know that we know about that
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  Speaker 1: the ground. Putting him in no box. You gotta be
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  Speaker 1: you gotta put him in the box when you buy
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  Speaker 1: the box. Yeah, with big Mama. She in the back room.
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  Speaker 1: It's in the back. Yeah, we ain't got all the
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  Speaker 1: money in the back sitting on the balls stood right now.
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  Speaker 1: But they have a meeting with you beforehand though. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got sitting there. I had a field. I had
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  Speaker 1: a partner that was they didn't really have him money.
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  Speaker 1: I got something few they had under to pay for
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  Speaker 1: the funerals to do what Dad said, Well, well look man,
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  Speaker 1: if you could just work with him, he said, we
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  Speaker 1: can't do nothing for your son. Come up with the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the money. He said, Well, I go back
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  Speaker 1: there and get the body where He said, well, you
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  Speaker 1: can go back there, but hey, naked, I go back
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  Speaker 1: there and get your body. You go back there naked,
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  Speaker 1: I went on, I wouldn't have been helping bring his
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  Speaker 1: naked as daddy out of naked. We're moving on coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty two minutes after the hour, asked the
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening show time now for asked the
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  Speaker 1: this one is from john And, Mississippi. He says, My
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  Speaker 1: wife and I have been separated for over a year,
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  Speaker 1: but she moved back in with me after she got
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  Speaker 1: laid off. I got the house because I caught her
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  Speaker 1: cheating on me. Um. I never got upset with her.
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  Speaker 1: I just put her out, and me and the kids
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  Speaker 1: have been better off since then. Now that she's back
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  Speaker 1: in the home, she doesn't want my girlfriend to come over.
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  Speaker 1: I told her that she has no say so, and
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  Speaker 1: she should be glad she has a roof over her head.
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  Speaker 1: She's been very rude to my girlfriend, and I want
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  Speaker 1: to put her out? Would I be wrong? Noh, No,
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  Speaker 1: you weren't rolling. Don't she cheated on you? Yeah? What?
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  Speaker 1: You take her back fault? Why aren't you gonna stay
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  Speaker 1: with the dude you're cheating with? Right? They're never available
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  Speaker 1: when you're cheating, is never available? All right? I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be wrong put her ass out. You cheat on me,
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  Speaker 1: and I put you out. You can trust and believe
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  Speaker 1: you ain't coming back. Maybe he has you better be
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  Speaker 1: lucky here? Really okay player, cleming Lake Charles. The reason
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  Speaker 1: is a lot of them over here called the kids,
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  Speaker 1: like everybody you know, they're so sweet. Cleming Lake Charles.
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  Speaker 1: Louisiana says, I'm a forty nine year old married man
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  Speaker 1: and I have a birthday weekend plan for my fiftieth
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  Speaker 1: in June. Me and my boys are going to Miami
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  Speaker 1: to kick back, eat good drink, and talk a lot
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  Speaker 1: of smack. Well, my wife doesn't understand why we're going
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  Speaker 1: to Miami to have a good time. We were both married,
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  Speaker 1: we've been married for fourteen years, and I have never
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  Speaker 1: had a boy's weekend, so she's suspicious. Do I owe
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  Speaker 1: her an explanation. I don't say anything when she takes
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  Speaker 1: girls trips. Do so she takes she take girls chip,
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  Speaker 1: you take boy chip. You're going to Miami. This is
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  Speaker 1: his first Fellas trip through though, sir, Let me play
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  Speaker 1: some in Miami. Ain't it can't be your first in
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  Speaker 1: the US. Yeah, you got to go slow. Y'all don't
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  Speaker 1: want to go Kansas City or nothing. Yeah, y'all want
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  Speaker 1: to go Miss Cippo, Graceland or something. My handd boil.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you some. Go down on Linking Square
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  Speaker 1: and just pull up a chair, get yourself cigar and
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  Speaker 1: pull up a chair. You're gonna be there all night,
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  Speaker 1: and then get over the South Beach, go down to
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  Speaker 1: that hotel with them sheets round them day beds and
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  Speaker 1: be blowing in the wind and go out. Didn't get
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  Speaker 1: your ass a cocktail and try to make it back home.
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  Speaker 1: Burn all your shirts though the shirts or you don't
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  Speaker 1: have something on them like stick perfectly. Now if you
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  Speaker 1: get lipstick on your collars, listen to me, Fellas, buy
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  Speaker 1: your self a packer, white bread, white brid take lipstick
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  Speaker 1: out of college, just just in need to know that.
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  Speaker 1: M Okay, so you've done this trick before going to
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  Speaker 1: the store done by loaf used to drive around with bred.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they weren't for making sandwiches. Okay, all right, Joy
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  Speaker 1: in Dover, Delaware says, I'm in my mid fifties and
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  Speaker 1: my husband and I lost the spark in our bedroom.
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  Speaker 1: He suggested we try a threesome with the young lady
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  Speaker 1: that cleans our home. This young black lady had applied
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  Speaker 1: for a job at his company, but she was underqualified,
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  Speaker 1: so he offered her a job as a sort of
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  Speaker 1: a house cleaner, aaron girl. But I'm concerned that she's
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  Speaker 1: been doing other duties for him, if you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. Why else would he suggest a threesome with her?
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  Speaker 1: M So what was she asking me? She just making
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  Speaker 1: a think she's making a statement, but she wants you
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  Speaker 1: to confirm or deny her suspicions. I can't confirm or
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  Speaker 1: deny that. I don't know if the man having a
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  Speaker 1: relationship with her at all, but he bought her up
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  Speaker 1: specifically asked the threes. So now do you mean that
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  Speaker 1: he gonna have to now take the idea to her
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  Speaker 1: or do you think he already know it's a go?
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  Speaker 1: Which one you think it is? Yeah? The way you
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  Speaker 1: got problem. Yeah, yeah, because first of all, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to add some spice, why is her name at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the damn list. That's what she wants
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  Speaker 1: to know exactly. I mean, what he's been looking at him?
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  Speaker 1: What was happening? That's what she thinks. She thinks it's
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  Speaker 1: more than that going on. Yeah, well, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: find out in a couple of years, you know, honest
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  Speaker 1: washing nigger. Yeah he did. He had a whole son
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  Speaker 1: with Yeah, that little made boy looked yes, like on
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  Speaker 1: he really muscular up there. Look at jes like he
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  Speaker 1: ready for baby Olympia. All right, we're moving on. LaToya
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  Speaker 1: and Philly says. I'm a single mom of a middle
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  Speaker 1: schooler and a high schooler. My children's father has visitation rights,
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  Speaker 1: but he hasn't spent much time with them since they're older.
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  Speaker 1: I have a work trip coming up and I needed
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  Speaker 1: him to keep the kids for a week and he
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  Speaker 1: said no. He said he'd need advanced notice because he's
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  Speaker 1: living with his girlfriend now and her five year old
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  Speaker 1: child is in the bedroom that was for our children.
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  Speaker 1: How can he choose her kid over ours? Wow? What
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  Speaker 1: a loser. Well, that's messed up. You know, you got
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  Speaker 1: two kids, and you know you don't need no, you
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  Speaker 1: don't need no notice because the bedroom got them. Your
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  Speaker 1: kid is I think it's me? Yeah, Hey, here comes
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  Speaker 1: your brother scoop me this, your sister say him not
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  Speaker 1: going there? And plane? Who else is going to keep them?
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  Speaker 1: He's horrible? What the dad your kids? He sucks? Yep, truly,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got what should you do? I don't know? Wow,
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  Speaker 1: he don't want to keep his own kids. I can't
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  Speaker 1: make a man not be trifling over the air. Not
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  Speaker 1: enough time? All right, celo some other stuff, Yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 1: thelo thank you. Coming up next, it is the nephew
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  Speaker 1: with run that prank back? Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harping Morning Show coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: Co host Sharon Osborne is coming under fire for defending
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  Speaker 1: her friend Pierce Morgan. We'll talk about that, but right now,
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  Speaker 1: the nephew is here, would run that prank back? What
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  Speaker 1: you got? Now? Can you hear me? Now? Can you
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  Speaker 1: is Brother Davids from the church. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you know me. You might know me when you see me,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: but I don't know if you just know me because
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: we don't really interact that much at the church. But
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a call. We got a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a problem going on. Okay, okay, you got you,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: get you. You have a minute to talk, all right? Now?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: How long have you been doing uh the sign you
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  Speaker 1: in the you know you in the ministry where you
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: do the sign language for the church? And um, you
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  Speaker 1: know I noticed you up there at least two Sundays
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  Speaker 1: out of a out of the month. You've been doing
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  Speaker 1: it quite a while, am I right? So yes, I've
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: been doing it for over ten years. But I'm really
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  Speaker 1: confused as to why you're calling about this time. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just really be confused. I don't know who you are.
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  Speaker 1: You say that I see your faith. I may know you,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: but what what does this have to do with anything?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Is how long I've been doing sigh language? I know? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I've been doing it for years? So how how
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  Speaker 1: man help you with this? Do you want? Okay? So,
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  Speaker 1: no no, I'm not trying to learn any sign leg
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: do you do you know miss everybody call a Miss Murder.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know Miss Murdle? Oh yeah, I sure do. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So Miss Murder, that's that's that's that's that's one of
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  Speaker 1: my aunties right there. Miss Murder is okay, And she
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  Speaker 1: gave you my number to call me. I'm what what
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  Speaker 1: do you need for me? Did she get me? No?
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  Speaker 1: Not what I'm getting at. So, so you know, you
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  Speaker 1: know my you know, my honors is deaf. You know
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  Speaker 1: she's hearing it, you know that, right? Okay? Okay, So,
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  Speaker 1: so here's a problem. Ain't murderless telling us that you're
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  Speaker 1: not doing the sign language right, doing the service and
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  Speaker 1: like you're missing some things in the scripture or something
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  Speaker 1: that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a very long
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  Speaker 1: time and i know what I'm doing. So how you
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  Speaker 1: So she told you for me to tell me that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing the slings correctly, let me say, let
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: me say this to you. Let me I don't want
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  Speaker 1: us to get off on the wrong foot. Let me
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  Speaker 1: just say this to you. Once, my once, my Ain't
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  Speaker 1: Murder told us what was going on. You know. We
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  Speaker 1: then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: you know, is that way we can uh have a meeting,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you know, with with with sister Lawrence so we can
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: try to get this taken care of and talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: He said, well, won't you just won't you just call
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  Speaker 1: and y'all can just work it out. And and that's
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  Speaker 1: how I'm calling you now. I hope you don't know
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: if you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but I'm
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: just trying to get to the bottom of Now. Let
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: me gonna say this. If my ain't myrtles say that
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: you ain't signing right, then my ain'tie ain't lying. That
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: means your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right. Really,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he but
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you figured you would just call me and tell me
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  Speaker 1: that your auntie says that I'm doing it incorrectly. That
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't make sense to me. How did she tell you that?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Did she sign it to you? She signed language to
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: her daughter. Listen, you ain't got to worry about who
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: she's signing too. What you need to worry about is
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: getting your getting your stuff together all right and learning
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: how to do this the correct way so that my
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: ain'tie can get You know, my antie needs to be
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: getting the word like everybody else getting the word, but
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: she not getting it because you the words getting lost
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: in your hands. All I'm hearing is your voice is
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: getting very loud and you need to match my tone.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Young man. Okay, let's start with that. Which I mean? Man?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Young man? What is that? Match my tone? Because you're
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: getting very loud and I can't hear through all of that.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: All right, okay, okay, I am a trading situation. You
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: called my phone. Correct, you have a problem that you're
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: discussing with me, but you're getting more anger than anything else.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: How am I going to resolve this problem? I am
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: trying to be a court where you resolve this problem
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: is carry your back to science school so you can
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: learn what you need to so my Anie can get
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: the word. My antie can't get out with the gospel
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: because you're messing it up. God anointed me to do
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: style language at that church, and I've been doing it
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: for a long time and I will continue to do so.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: So don't call my phone telling me that I'm not
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: doing something right, you know, But do God know that
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: you're not doing it right? Do God know that? Does
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: God know that my ain't myrtle not getting the word
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: because of you? Named young man? Jesus, please give me
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the strength to continue on with this conversation. But you
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: know what, Lord, I'm gonna be right back. Little. Let
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Don't I have a call my
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: mother freaking phone telling about I ain't doing something? Man?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: If I see you in the street, this can't I
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: have is gonna go upside your goddamn as? Did I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: make my sub clear? I cannot believe you talking to
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  Speaker 1: me like this. Oh now you want to be calm?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Now you're calm. Now you match my tone. I can't
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: believe you just got through talking to me like that.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Are we done? Him? So you think it's cool for
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: you to tell the Lord? I'll be right back, Thank you, Lord.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I needed a moment. You right, we've been on the
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: stone this Lord, you've been on skiing at me. I
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: told you to match my tone. Match my tone. I
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: am matching your tone. Now can I say? Can I
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: can I give you something else in this tone? Do
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: you mind? If I say something in this tone, You're
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: gonna hear a click in the dog real quick, go ahead, chill.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I just want to tell you in this tone that
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: your friend Vanda Taylor got me to prank phone call you.
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• 26:59
  Speaker 1: In your tone, who does oh Lord have mercy? Ra Bonda,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor, tell me you bet and I
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: put us on the radio. Put on the radio, Bond
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  Speaker 1: in Jesus name, Amen radio. I'm not playing any game
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: from me. I think it's funny, but it thinks this
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: is my job here. Listen, everything is fine? Are you
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: having that in me? I had to tell Jesus give
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: me a minute because you was about to bring my
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: pressure up. Lord ha mercy. I don't even want to
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: hear this, but I will be calling Bonda because I
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord Father, please forgive
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: me stuff. Okay, you gotta you gotta do this for
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: me in my tone, in my tone, tell me in
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: your tone, what is the baddest radio show in the land?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: In your tone Steve Howey Mart Show? In my tone?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: All right, there you go. Do y'all know anybody that
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: do sign language at the church. I don't know none
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: of those people. I don't know him personally. I know
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna see him. I know the lady. Y'all have
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  Speaker 1: it at your church call, Yes we did. You didn't
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: have it at you. We didn't have nothing, but you
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: anything wrong with you? Don't come in here. You came
• 28:25
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• 28:29
  Speaker 1: had nothing. You couldn't come in here. It wasn't for it.
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• 29:17
  Speaker 1: we love her. We gotta give it up to our girl,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Cheryl Underwood or shout out to Cheryl Underwood for staying cool,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: keeping it classy while her co host Sharon Osborne just
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: went in. I mean she was defending Sharon Osborne was
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: defending her friend Pierce Morgan after he said that he
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: doesn't believe Megan Markle. Take a listen. I want you
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: to hear from me. I will ask you again, Cheryl.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I've been asking you during the break. I am asking
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: you again. And don't try and cry, because if anyone
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: should be crying, it should be me. This is the situation.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: You tell me where you have heard him say Educate me.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Tell me when you have heard him say racist things,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: and educate me. Tell me. It is not the exact
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: words of racism. It's the implication and the reaction to it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: To not want to address that because she is a
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: black woman, and to try to dismiss it or to
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: make it seem less than what it is. That's what
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: makes it racist. But but right now I'm talking to
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: a woman who I believe is my friend, and I
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: don't want anybody here to to watch this and say
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: that we're attacking you from being racist, and that and
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: and for that if I articulated anything but that, that
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: is why I'm saying for me. Wow. See, that's the
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: problem that we have with curing racism because clearly the
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: average some people don't even understand what racism really is. See,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: because you don't acknowledge it, don't mean it don't exist.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: So if a black person is trying to get you
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: to understand that, the mere dismissing of the fact that
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: this is what you're saying is hogwash and bullcrap right there,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: that shows that you are not in tuned, that you
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: are not sympathetic nor caring of what Megan Marko maybe
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: have really having been subject to a feeling because you're
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: trying to defend the damn crown. We'll talk about give
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: a damn about that. Sheryl Underwood handled it articulately, but
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: as her big brother, let me just say this right here.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: If your ass doesn't speak out against racism and you
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: see it and it exists, and you try to write
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: it off as non racism because you are uncomfortable dealing
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: with it, or you need to hear particular code words
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: or crack words to stimulate the term of racism for you,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: then your ass is race not knowing? Example, Donald Trump,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I'm the least racist person. You know what, if you're
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: the least racist person, we know, I ask in trouble.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Thus I ask us in trouble, and been in trouble
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: with this dude for four years and he proved over
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: and over again that he was a racist. But because
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: you grew up in a certain environment and the way
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: we all talk and privilege and deal with one another,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: and it's normal language to you, you don't consider it
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: racist because it's just how we are. But when you
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: present that same document to black people will tell you
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: it's racist. Example, Rodney King Tate, how did the jury
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: see an animal disobeying the police when clearly everybody else
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: saw ass whoop it? You know why you saw an
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: animal disobeying the police because you're racist. Because if it
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: was your white ass sitting up that getting whooped, I
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: bet you to thought something was wrong with it. But
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: since it was his black ass getting ain't the wrong
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: with it? Right, Cheryl, we have your back. We love you, Yes, yeah, yes,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: how anybody else, Uncle Steve, lady and gentlemen, missaying trip Okay,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: thank you very much, everybody. And this is a trip
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: with the news. Well, first off, the House of Representatives
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: passed President Biden is close to two trillion dollar COVID
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: stimulus package yesterday. It's on his desk. He's expected to
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: sign it tomorrow. How Speaker Nancy Pelosi says, it's just
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: what the country needs. The Biden American Rescue Plan is
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: about the children, their health, their education, the economic security
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: of their families. The measure was passed with no GOP support,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: but Pelosi says that kind of behavior is common. She says,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Republicans quote, vote no, but take the dough. President Biden's
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: expected to make his first primetime national address today like
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: eight eight pm tonight, actually Eastern time. Today is the
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  Speaker 1: first anniversary, by the way of the COVID shutdowns. It's
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: also the anniversary of the World Health Organization formally declaring
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  Speaker 1: COVID nineteen a pandemic. Minneapolis jury selection continuing today for
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: fired COPA Derek Chauvin, charged with second degree murder and
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: the death of mister George Floyd. So far, three jurors
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: have been seated. They described as two white men and
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: a woman of color. Chauvin's charged with manslaughter and second
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: degree murder. Prosecutors want a third degree murder charge restored.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: It was one of the charges against him, but at
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: lower court removed it. But third degree murder charges apparently
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: are easy to prove, so people don't get away with
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: things that the prosecutors think that they're guilty of. That
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: situation being decided now by an appeals court while the
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: jury selection continues, and we didn't get to it yesterday.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: But lets the famously nasty Megan Markol hater Good Morning
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  Speaker 1: Britain's peers Morgan out of a job, he says he quit,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: at least for now. Morgan was starting to attack the
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  Speaker 1: Princess of Sussex over the statement she made to Oprah
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  Speaker 1: Winfrey when the show's weather man, his colleague dressed him
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  Speaker 1: down and Morgan, well, he just stormed off the set.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't believe a word she says. I
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: understand that you don't like Megan Markle. You've made it
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: so clear a number of times on this program. And
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I understand that you've got a personal relationship with Megan
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: market or had one, and she cut you off. She's
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: entitled to cut you off. Has she said anything about
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: you since she cut you off? I don't think she has,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: but yet you continue to trash her. Okay, I'm done
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: with this. No, no, no no, sorry, no, absolutely diabolical behavior.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but Pierce spouts off on a regular basis
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: and we all have to sit there and listen, and
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: he says he was tired of it. Well, Pierce came
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: back briefly, but ITV received an avalanche campaign complaints about
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: his behavior, some forty one thousand of them, many of
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: them saying Morgan could apparently dish it out but couldn't
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: take it. Later, ITV company announced that Morgan was no
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: longer with the show. Back to Steve, every morning show.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show? All right, guys, some really good news.
• 36:06
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• 36:27
  Speaker 1: you ask? Why is this nice? Yeah? Wait a minute, Steve,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: let me tell you. According to blackdoctor dot org, the
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: type of fat found in the thighs and backsides may
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: actually help reduce disease as opposed to the dangerous and
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  Speaker 1: life threatening effects of an abdominal fat. So see the thighs,
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  Speaker 1: the thighs and the butt. That's okay. Yeah, I've just
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: called AM. I've been known about AM for a lot
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  Speaker 1: to me. Over you, it's really it's brightened up days
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  Speaker 1: a person. You know, you caused me to be a
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  Speaker 1: Tell them what I am doing. Am. You know AM
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  Speaker 1: is AM standing for the acronym I am. You know
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  Speaker 1: that I am. You know I am? Ask me? You
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• 37:54
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  Speaker 1: blackdoctor dot org. The type of fat found in the
• 38:03
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  Speaker 1: disease as opposed to the dangerous and life threatening effects
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  Speaker 1: of stomach fat. Okay, belly fat, that's what they're saying.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: And so you call it dam Steve, Yes, yams, shot
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  Speaker 1: This is because her studies. Researchers found that not all
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  Speaker 1: all right. We'll be back with more of the Steve
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• 41:00
  Speaker 1: trying to do it on the slick. I watch these
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: bills because if they kill early voting, yes, no early voting,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: that's gonna mean you have to go to a poll. Yes,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: they are going to remove polling places from our neighborhood,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: just like they did mailboxes. They've already already reduced the
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: number of polling places as it is, and that would
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: that's voter suppression. That's how you make it hard to vote. See,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: they's directed at that is directed directly at directly. Yeah, yeah,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm trying to call it Carler, They're trying
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: to call it it's election security. Yes, I thought that
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: on the news, Junior, Yes, junior, Yeah, you can't. Yeah,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: it's not Jedi mind trick. That's what they think. It's racism. Yeah, racism,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: it's what it is. They always find a systematic way
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: to exude and and and and and impact their racism
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: on us anyway they can. This is nothing but racism.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: It is it is, it is. You think if you
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: they think if they change the wording of it, like
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: you say, you know, it's security. You know there was
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with the election. Y'all, Let this one soul loser,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: sorry as a liar, tell you all that the election
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: was stolen and you all backing him because you scared
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: of it. Seventy some million votes that he got with
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: if y'all had any sense in your head. You would
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: get rid of this man so you wouldn't have to
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: keep playing to the dancing to the beat of his drum,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: and you can get your party back and have some
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: type of decency within your party. But as long as
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you got Donald Trump running things, there is no decency
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: in the party. Nowt that's over. It's lies, lies, lies,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: And then they justify all the lives Mitchell mcconne on
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: all of them. They're scared of them, that bunch of cowards. Yeah. Example,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I saw that on the news yesterday too in Georgia.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: They are trying to change voting laws and early. But
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I said, look at them losers. Yes, we do, and
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: we gotta keep They'll get away with it. They'll get
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: away with it. They'll get away with it. Thank God
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: for people like Stacy Abrams, the Queen, you know, thank god,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: you know. But we gotta search. Let's get on this
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: and research how they would go about getting something like
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: this past. Okay, what's the process for passing so we
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: can get the right amount of people on this, and
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: then let's invite Stacy Abrams back on to to yea
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: how to stop you? Yes, absolutely absolutely, it's just unstoppable.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: But it's just like you said, Tommy, just because they
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: lost their candidate lost, you're not trying to change voting
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: back from us. You're not gonna do it. Not gonna
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: see here and now we're not gonna go back. We're not.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: It's a new day, we're new voting block power and
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: that's how we go act and you're not getting it back.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: We're here for good now. I'm sorry. Yeah, all right,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: coming up next to nephew with today's prank phone call.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: subject check this out, guys. I had the drummer, but
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I want the pastor. All right, we'll get to that. Yeah,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: you heard me. I had the drummer, but I want
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: the pastor. We'll get to that in just a few
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: but right now the nephew is in the building with
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us, nev
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Your doors Your door founds pretty yeah, your doors simple? Yeah,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: your doors. Let's go, kid, don't hello Hello, I'm trying
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: to reach a mister Paul. Please call Virginia seeing probably senior. Okay,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: this is man. How are you doing to that? I'm good,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I'm good. Listen. My name is Mark. I'm actually calling
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: from a company called Doors. Are you Are you at
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Good Court? Yes? Correct? You guys just built at home? Right? Yeah,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like I said, my name is Mark Stevens. I'm
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: actually calling from Doors. We're actually the company that uh
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: supplied the doors that are actually throughout your house. Okay, great,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: what are you calling from? A follow up? No, this
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: isn't a follow up. Actually, we're got a couple of
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: glitches we want to try and get get straighten out
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: if we could find uh. Well, here's here's the problem, sir.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: The problem we're having is that the contractor that actually
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: built you all's home, yes, has not paid for the doors.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: You guys have been there two and a half months
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: and we can't seem to get the contractor to come
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: in and pay for the doors. Try to call them.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: We've tried to call him several times and we have
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: not been able to get numb for the yav on him.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Because you have a good number, I can give you
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: a number because I really don't have anything to do
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: with that. It's like you get my number. Well, actually
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: we had your number of files as the homeowner, and
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: that's pretty much how we had you. But the problem
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: we're facing here, sir, is we tried to get this
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: guy for the last couple of months and we can't
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: get him. So, actually, what's what's gonna happen here in
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: the next day or so is we're probably gonna have
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: to come and get all the doors. Always can do what.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: We're probably gonna have to come and get all the
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: doors in your house, take them off and bring them
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: back here to the plant until we get get out
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: of my doors. We're gonna have to get those doors
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: until either we get a contractor or you know, we
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: get paid for the doors. Now, what could happen if
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you could pay for the doors? No, no, no, already
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: paid for the doors. That's that's that's past tense. I've
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: done that, paid you, saint. Paying that means I got
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: a double back. Well, sir, we haven't been paid, sir
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: for the doors as well. No, no, no, the contractor
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: was paid for the doors. That's who pays you. Okay,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: And what I'm trying to explain ain't you, sir? We
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: haven't been paid at all here at doors? Not at all? Oh?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, well at doing they should have received a
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: check from my contracts you, sir, is that that hasn't
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: been done. So since you have not been paid, you're
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: gonna come back and get my doors out? You said,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: We Now, who's all this you do? And who are
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: they gonna come? Here's the problem here? Like, no, no,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: there ain't no problems. We're gonna we're gonna resolve this
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: very peacefully. But who who is we? Okay? So what's
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: taking place here? My job is they've taken this money
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: out of my check that hasn't been paid for the doors.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, I can understand that, but why would they
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: take it out of your check? You did the man hours, you,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: you've done your work. I don't understand it, sir. But
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: since the company hasn't been paid, the company is taking
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: it out on me and it's not gonna come down
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: on me. So either I'm gonna get the doors. Well,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you need to quit your job because they're gonna because
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: they need to give you a not just give you
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: a bonus, but give you some only work. Because bottom
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: line is you're talking about the company to getting my doors.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: No that's not gonna happen either we were all this
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: peacefully as if you pay for it, or I come
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: out and get the doors and I'm not finishing city
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: and go back. You need to go in and come
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: get these doors. Gas up and come get these doors,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: because you're not gonna come and get this. I'm not
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: gonna send you no money, okay, sir. Then then then
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: what we need to do is get a schedule time
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: where I can come out and get all the doors.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I'm on your time. I'm sorry. I'm on your time now,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: so you got you must be paying me now since
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I'm on your time, what are you talking about? Because
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you're talking about you're gonna set up a time with me.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: That means I have to leave and do what I
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: do to be meet you here to get something don't
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: belong to you, which is my door, so you don't
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: have to be there at all, because I'm gonna ta
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come and take the front door off and
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep keep moving through the house and get
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: all the doors and get them back here to the player.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think you hear yourself now first and almost
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: how you when you come to the front door. I'm
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: gonna be without waiting on you as you as you
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: taking off the match, I'm gonna be on your behind
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: making sure you realize you're gonna have to take this
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: door or take this and I'm taking. I'm pretty show
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to you and you get that first door,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: so I can't keep going back and forth with you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. I'm coming to get
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: them doors, even if I gotta take a whipping, because
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I gotta get my money back from the company that
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: they didn't took for me, because you damn contractors did
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: not pay for the damn doors. Hey, you gonna, hey
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: bringing your tones down when you talk to me. You're
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: talking to man, I'm gonna I'm gonna get this on you.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna allow you to come to my hearts
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: and take these damn doors and you ain't coming to
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: get no money. I'm coming to get them doors that
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to get them today. I need every do
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: what time you're coming. I want to be even paid
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: when you come next with these doors, because I make show. Please,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: what KYD you're coming, don't don't worry about when I'm coming.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: You don't know when I'm there when I take the
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: first door off the heads, every goal, we're gonna meet
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: at that door and whop that and tell you what
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay you. I'm playing dollar equippen. Now take
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: that check and you may takes that in thie whiping
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: the night. I'm gonna take that whipping if that's what
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: it takes. But I gotta take these doors. You want
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: get my money I mean to do next time, get
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: your damn money. Stop, get a jar to page you
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: better for this equipment you're gonna get in head. Well,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'm not gonna keep going back and
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: forth with you about you whooping by I know any
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: more that in the end, right, take that and take
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: it on home. But I'm bringing them doors to every
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: door tractor you should have been calling a contract helling doors.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I'm doing from from my damn Come now, I'm telling
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: you what you need to be calling them he got
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it every dough you got in that
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: home that number. I tell you what you know what
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I do? I just when do you go to work?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I just coming in and get them does your joor?
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I went wait a second, Now, I just told you
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: you ain't coming to getting no doors. I just got
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: to tell you that, Junior. Get it from your mama
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: doing and you know what else I'm coming to do
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: what I'm coming to tell you who I am? You
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: do you know who I am? I know who you are? Working?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure I induced myself. You want to come
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: get it? No, I can't get these doors there? You
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: ain't man, Ain't that ain't really who I am? Who
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: are you? I am? Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got prank phone called by your wife, Fate.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: That's why to shoot braining damn number. You don't get it.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I'm down sail. Oh brother, you got me. You know
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I'm in the umber typical. I got on the red door.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: You know where do the red door? You're doing something?
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, Paul, what is
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land, Oh the Harbor Show. Cousin commin.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I was over to a friend, man fate on braining
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: the number now, but all of hers all this moving,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: so I'm thinking they're looking forward. But they down there
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: find the goodman. Oh you got this blood pressure. Oh
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I love Paul. Have you heard what I said? Come
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: and get these doughes? Gass up talking you swooping at
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: every doughe sent. Watch your tone. You dang sick with negroes. No,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: they hadn't made it. They get a red dough. I'm
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: doing something. I'm doing something. Man. When I was young, man,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I wanted a red dough on my do What does
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: that signify? What does that do? Just specialty looking dope red.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Nobody in my neighborhood read dough, but up in the suburbs. Man,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: some of them. How they had red dough. Someone had
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: a black dope. I wanted one of them. Dope. Man,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: never did get a red door black dough. Well a
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, let's got's gonna talk about it. How
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: many does you got a double? I'm in it? Does
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: you got you? Ain't nob you can counted them? Just laugh.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: You made up for the red door. Bairminham. I'm coming
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: your way baby to the Star Dome. April sixteenth through
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: the eighteenth, The Nephew would be in town. Five shows,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: two on Friday to Saturday, one Sunday. It's Magic City
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Classic Weekend. They're playing football I'm slaying jokes. Y'all gonna
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: watch the game. Didn't come watch me. We're gonna have
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: some fun all weekend long. It is the Star Dome, Bruce.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I'm coming your weight all right, Thank you, nephew. Coming
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: up next, Strawberry Letter. I had the drummer, but I
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: want the pastor. We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show Time now for
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:54
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• 54:00
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• 54:03
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• 54:06
  Speaker 1: up and hold on tight. We got it for you here.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: It is a straw baby letter. Thank en. A few subjects.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I have the drummer, but I want the pastor. Dear
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. About a year ago, I left my home
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: church to join another church. I was dating the church's
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: drummer and he invited me to join. I fell in
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: love with the atmosphere of the church, and the senior
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: pastor was really good. When I joined, I was asked
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: to help put together a praise dance team. I enlisted
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the help of the associate pastor to help me. The
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: associate pastor is only three years older than me, and
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: we connected on so many levels. We went to the
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: same college and we have the same favorite restaurant. I
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: was interested in getting to know him better, but I
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: was in a relationship with the drummer. One Saturday, I
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: was at a praise dance practice with the youth and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the associate pastor my lunch from my favorite restaurant. After practice,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: we ate together and had a great conversation. He said
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: that my boyfriend, the drummer, is a ladies man and
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: has been with several women in the church. That put
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: me at ease about breaking up with the drummer so
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I could pursue the associate pastor. A month after I
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: ended my relationship, I told the associate pastor how I
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: felt about him. We talked on the phone off and on,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: so I figured it was okay to let him know.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: He invited me to his place to talk. One thing
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: led to another and we were intimate. He was exceptional
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: in the bedroom and too freaky to be a pastor.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: We talked daily for about a week afterwards, and then
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: he ghosted me. I confronted him at church and he
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: said he was wrong to have sex with me. I
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: told him I wanted it and I want him. He said,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: there's no way we can be together because my ex
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: boyfriend goes to the church. I want this man and
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: are so perfect for each other. Do I leave the
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: church so we can be together? Please advise? Oh, so
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: you're a role lady. Please. First of all, you're way
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: too gullible, way too gullible and easy. I mean, you're
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: listening to this man, the associate pastor bad mouth your boyfriend,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: the drummer. You break up with your boyfriend, and then
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: you sleep with the associate pastor just based on what
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: he said. All he had to do was just backstab
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: your boyfriend and then bring you a plate from your
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: favorite restaurant. And now you want to leave this church
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: to be with this man, to try and get this man.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: I just think you're a mess. You know, you're all
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: over the place. So he's told you that you guys
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: can't be together because of your ex and uh, you know,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I think you need to listen. I think you need
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: to really hear what he's saying to you. All he
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: wanted from you he got okay that first night when
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: you went over to his house, and you're still trying
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: to pursue him. I think it's over. He doesn't want
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: you leave it alone. Steve, Okay, I had the drummer,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: but I want to pass. Everybody's familiar with the familiar line.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Get a druma soon. Yeah, literally, and messed around and
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: gave the drumma too much. Well, you've been dating the
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: church's drumma. You left your home church. Now you left
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: your home church for a reason for the drummer, or
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: maybe it was somebody she was seeing at the home church.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it past he's dating the church's drumma.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: He invited you to join, fell in love with the
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: atmosphere of the church, and the senior pastor was really good. Now,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: when she joined the church, they asked her to help
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: put together a praise dance team. Now here we go,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: right here, they asked you to put together praise dance team.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: And the first thing you do is enlist the help
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: of the associate pastor to help me. Since when is
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: it the associate pastor's position to put together the praise
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: dance team, the kids. You already started some mess. You
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: had your eyes on the dude in the first place.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: That's why you enlisted the help of him to help you. Well,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: guess what. Then, all of a sudden, the associate past
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: only three years older than me and were connected on
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: so many levels. We went to the same college, and
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: we have the same favorite restaurant. Well, I guess that's
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: it there we're together. Yeah, well we weighing. No, sound
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  Speaker 1: like a match made in heaven to me? Same college.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't know each other there and you like the same restaurant. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you're in a small ass town, it ain't but
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  Speaker 1: nothing down there but a show And he's at the dentist.
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  Speaker 1: How favorite of a damn restaurant can it be? I
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: was interested in getting to knowing better, but I was
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: in a relationship with the drummer. So you was at
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  Speaker 1: the praise dance practice, the pastor brought you some munch
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: from your favorite restaurant. After practice, we ate together. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't don't know, A sit down on a bench somewhere
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  Speaker 1: and eight had a great conversation, romantic. Then conveniently, he
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  Speaker 1: just happens to tell you that your boyfriend. The drummer
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  Speaker 1: is a ladies man and has been with several women
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  Speaker 1: in the church. Amazing how he just bought that up.
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  Speaker 1: Infinite slinging mud. Now all of a sudden put me
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: at ease about breaking up with the drummer so I
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: could pursue the associate pastor that you decided to pursue
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: when you enlisted him to help you with the praise team.
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  Speaker 1: So I ain't surprised at none of that. What you're
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  Speaker 1: going to be surprised about is when we come back.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: What I have to tell you. Okay, all right, hold
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: onto that thought, Steve, we will definitely come back in
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour to get back into
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: this letter and get part two of Steve's response, I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: had the drummer, but I want the pastor. We'll get
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: back into it, she did. You're listening show, all right,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. I had
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: the drummer, but I want the pastor. Is the subject.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: It's lady that left her home church and pursuit of
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: the drummer invited her to come to the church. She
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: fell in low down with the atmosphere, so she joined
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: she dating the drumma after she joined and told her,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: why don't you help put together praise dance team. They
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: could have got anybody for that. There ain't no talent
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: in picking the page dance team. Who want to try out?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: All right? So anyway, when you found out you're gonna
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: pick the team, you enlisted the help of the associate
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: pastor to help you pick the dance team. All right.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: He's only three years older than me. We connected on
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: so many levels. We went to the same college, that
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: we got the same favorite restaurant. Well, if that's all
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: it takes ladies dance hope for everybody. Now, all you
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: gotta find is somebody like the same food you like,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: and it is here comes to wedding, all right. Once
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: sadday you was at the praise dance practice, you've passed
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: or brought you lunch from your favorite restaurant. Y'all that
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: down talked to had a great conversation. In this great conversation,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: he informed you that your boyfriend is a ladies man,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: a player, and he has had several women at the church.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Then you said right away, well that put me in
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: ease about breaking up with your drummer. So I could
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: pursue the associate pastor, whoa you rolling? You just left
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: your other chilch. Probably was some mess going on over there.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: A month after I ended my relationship, I told the
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: associate pastor how I felt about him. We talked on
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: the phone off and on, so I figured it was
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: okay to let him know. Well, he invited you to
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: his place, one thing laying to another, and we were intimate.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: He was exceptional in the bed room and too freaky
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: to be a pastor, lady. He ain't always been the past. Yeah,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: he was something before the past. So while know why
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: be talking about he a past I don't know where
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: he got all that from from before he was the pastor,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: So he didn't obviously turned you out. We talked daily
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: for about a week afterwards, and then he ghosted me,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: so you did like most scorn people, you confronted him
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  Speaker 1: at church. Then he told you some scripture he was
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: wrong to have sex with you. He intended to do
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: this all alone. That's why he told you your boyfriend
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: was a play. He wanted to just get you away
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: from him. He ghosted you because he threw now you
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: over there, gonna try to put some spiritual reason I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: was wrong to have sex with you. I told him
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I wanted it and I wanted him. He says, ain't
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: no way we can be together because your ex boyfriend
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: and go to the church. I want this man, that
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: we are so perfect for each other. Do I leave
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: the church so we can be together? Pizza? But what
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: you leave another church? Yeah? So what you really needed?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: You really don't need to decide whether you need to
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: leave or stay. You really need to decide and find
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: out does he even won't you? Because well I don't
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: care if your ex boyfriend is the drummer, that's no
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: reason why man don't want you. See, he was too
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: freaky and you might not have been freaky enough. Oh oh,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: all these letters bring out some bad things. You have
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: to face, so many things. You have to find out
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: that you ain't all you thought you was. Now you
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: to find out he didn't ghosted you past his ghost
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: people too, but he ghosted you with a scripture. I
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: was wrong to have sexual where he was? What was
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: he wrong when he was having sex with you? Ah?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: He just wrong for having had sex with you. See
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: it took him to say that is she broke up
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: with her with the drummer out. That's who she wanted
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: in the first place, right. Yeah, so now that's why
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: she asked the associate passer to assist her in picking
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: the praise dance team. Who needs help doing that? Yeah?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Who gets cut from the praise dance team because you're
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: at church. You can't cut nobody from the praise dance.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: If you can't really praise dance. You stand the Holy
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: flag or you fill up the water beings and stuff.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: It's fraight of dancers. They got something for you. You
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: hold a little skinny girl rod while she hold around
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: so it looked like she flying all you just be
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: a basis sometime. Your job is just to throw a
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: little skit as praise dance. That's your job. We got
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: job for big people on phraise team. I love phraise dancers.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: I know, I know you do. Nephew, he don't want you.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: You got played And it don't matter if you leave
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: that church or not. He's not gonna stay with you.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: If you was perfect for him, he'd have you. And
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: she's going to church for the wrong man. You're going
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: to church for the wrong reasons. Yeah, needs to be
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: the church for the drummer and the pastor for the
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Lord and the atmosphere get a drama, so he did.
• 1:06:48
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• 1:06:52
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• 1:06:55
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• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. The Earl of Attingham right after this.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he has a lot to say. You're listening
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: to the st Show, all right, So the Earl of
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Attingham is here. You know, ever since the Megal Markle
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: and Megan Markle and Prince Harry interview with Oprah on Sunday, Uh,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: there's been so much fuzz about it. Yeah, you know
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: about the racism with the royals. Oh hello, hell of
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Atingham with the mot on. What's going on? What do
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: you need you tell us? That's what we want to know.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: What is going on over there at the palace, you know,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: is down Pierce mag not for some reason. He does
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: not like Megan Megan Markle. He quit his job over
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: getting called out. Here's upset with mock all that car
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: shake him all she has I right right, I called
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: him all. He's a peasant from the royal family. He's
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: not a royal. No, he's not royal, she's a royal
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: and she's right. That's racist. Over hell, I'm the only
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: black han. You've never even seen me telling you right now,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I'm the hidden buck. I only come on the radio.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: You've never seen me. This is true, This is true.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: There no one I'm coloring the ballas No. Wow, Now
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: have you heard of the show called The Talk over here?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: I say I talked that. I heard about that too, Yes,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: whenever I contributors to this show. Cheryl Underwood works with
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: a brit named Sharon Osborne. Wonderful black woman. Shall I
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: know what? And if let's stopped this nonsense about these
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Brits on television. Sharon Osborne, there's a peasant town. She's
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: not remember the royal family, and she's defending his mark
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: And here she's because Shell, I know what it was
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: one hundred art. You don't have to make racist remarks,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: you just have to say racist things. Well, I'm gonna
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: ask you this, earl. Wow did you did you hear? Sherls?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Classy responds to sharing eyes. Oh my god, far too classic. Yeah,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: this my entire royal ass. You can take royal crown
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: and drink it from the crack of my tail. If
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: you're like you ring my crown and putting in your
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: habits will never be royal. I want to toll sharing
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: her cronk ass husband, You're not rick and Royalty. It's
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: racist here in the Palace, and I know because I'm
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: here representing the only black person. Now, well, Earl, thank
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: you for coming on and clearing a few things up
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: for us. We appreciate Carlin's Reality Update, Reality Update right
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show, all right, Temmy, come on,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: introduce our girl. She is here. She is here, Colin
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Farrell with Reality Update coming in coming in Hot Bay. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, nephew. Let's talk about Married to
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Medicine doctor Jackie Walters. She was our special guest on Monday.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: She hung out with myself, yours truly, Shirley Strawberry, Sheryl Underwood,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: and doctor Jackie. So Married to Medicine is back, and um,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We got to you know, doctor Jackie.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: She told us that this season was gonna be something,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: and I checked out the first episode and we got
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: to really see though, what's going on with the doctors
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: and their work with the pandemic, and really see them
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: as medical professionals and frontline heroes on you know, right
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: there on the ground getting involved. We got to see
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: all the doctors come home from work and how they
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: had to change clothes in the garage and go in
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: the house and shower and do all that before they
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: even get to see their kids and be with each other.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: So it's really serious. And how they care about saving
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: lives during the pandemic in Atlanta. So it was really
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: really good. The sad news was to see doctor Jackie
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: and doctor Simone. They used to be besties almost and
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: then they're just not together. They're just not together yet,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: so hopefully they can mend their relationship. Doctor Heavenly, you
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: know she's doing her thing. You know, she is off
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: the change. She gave a great birthday party, but it
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: was outdoors, social distances. She made everybody wear a mask
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: for her husbands what they wear the mask when they
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: come into the house. And then after about an hour
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: of being there, everybody got their mask. That's what I mean,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: masks all down. Well, because they wanted to eat. There
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: was food there, so they wanted to eat. That was
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: part of it. Yeah, but they still Tommy's right, they
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: still look inconsistent and maybe they're tested on the set
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: or whatever you know beforeforehand. So anyway, Man to Medicine
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: is back. Make sure where we watch it and support
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: doctor Jackie Walters and the doctors. We love it, all right,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Atlanta Quickly, Cynthia and Mike's wedding. It's
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: still happening. There's a few little hiccups, you know. The
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: mother of the bride, Cynthia's mom, her dress is late
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: coming in after the wedding, so they got to deal
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: with that. Mike the groom his wedding vand she said,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: Cynthia said his ring doesn't fit. So they're just putting
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: out fires after fires, dealing with this wedding. And Kenya
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: and Drew. I don't know what's going on, but Kenya
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: just us, not like the new cast member Drew. They
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: tried to meet talk it out at dinner that didn't
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: go well. Marlowe hosted an event. The ladies went there.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Cynthia couldn't come, and Cynthia called and said she wasn't
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: going to be able to make it. And they asked
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Cynthia she was going to get a pre nup with Mike,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: and she said no, she would do a post nup.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: And Candy advised her to do a pre nup, and
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Kenya even advised her to do it, and Kenya didn't
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: even take her own advice. She admitted to that that
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: she didn't get a pre nup. And you know, Kenya
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: going through a separation. So when you guys think about
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: pre nups, that's what I want to ask you, what
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: do you think about it? See if here's what I
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: think about prenups. Everybody that I know who has a
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: pre nup has used it. I don't know anybody, not
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: me personally, that has a pre nup that has not
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: used it. Because all it is, Listen, this is what
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: I know from a male standpoint who is doing well off,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: and I know a lot of men who are doing
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: well off who have pre numbs. Okay, it's a buyout clause.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: It's I have a number that that I know that
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay if I'm tired of this and if
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: i don't feel like i want to do this no
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: more or it's getting to be a bit much. Here's
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: the buyout number that I have and when I'm ready
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: to pull the trigger and give up that amount. Here
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: it is right here. I'd have got cuss Scott if
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: I'd have brought up Yeah. I mean that's just from
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: my experience. But from a woman's perspective, if she's making
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: more than her manner, she has more to bring to
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: the table. You still think it's it's a buyout clause.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: It's still a buyout clause for everybody, man or woman,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: and everybody do something seriously. And everybody that I know
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: that has a pre number has had to use it.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Everybody I know is the marriage. Yeah, you just saying
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: we'll talk about Kanye ain't have one. I'm just but
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: I'll be back at twenty after. I you're listening, all right, Steve,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: before we left for the break, Carla's Reality Update, asked
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: a question. She posted a question about pre nups and
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: you wanted Yeah, I wanted to know Steve's opinion about
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: pre nups because they were talking about Cynthia and Mike
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: and you know, like I said, I said, and this
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: is just from my experience. I'm not saying that his
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: dad hasn't happen. Everybody that I know who has had
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: a pre nub has had to use it. M everybody
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: that I know that has one has used it, okay,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: And for me, this is just me. This is just
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: people that don't have them are still married. No, I'm
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: not saying that at all. A lot of people. I've
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: had two marriages, ain't hand no pre nubs, and I
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: ain't married to either one of them. But so that's
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: not the case. What I'm saying, though, is to me,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: it is it's preparation for failure, yeah, for the marriage
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: to end. It's saying that, look, there's a possibility that
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: this may not make it for whatever the reason, and
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: any event that we get there, here's the buyout number.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: But that's interesting because most rich people do have pren if.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Most rich people have a buyout number. Y'all can call
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: it a pre number. It's a buyout number. Well they
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: call it and it's a buyout number. It's the number
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: that I have to pay that buyse you out of
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: this relationship. And I know the number going in and
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: the moment a moment, I'm comfortable with that number and
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of you. We're pressing the button and I
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: know exactly what it costs. We'll be back. Sorry, you're listening.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Time Upper as the CLO Chief Love Officer, the one
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: and only Steve Steve. This one is from john And, Mississippi.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: He says, my wife and I have been separated for
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: over a year, but she moved back in with me
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: after she got laid off. I got the house because
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I caught her cheating on me. Um. I never got
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: upset with her. I just put her out, and me
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: and the kids have been better off since then. Now
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: that she's back in the home, she doesn't want my
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: girlfriend to come over. I told her that she has
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: no say so, and she should be glad she has
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: a roof over her head. She's been very rude to
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend and I want to put her out. Would
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: I be wrong? No? No, you wouldn't wrong. She cheated
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: on you? Yeah, what you take her back fall? Why
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: aren't you gonna stay with the dude you're cheating with? Right?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: They're never available when you're cheating, is never available? All right?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't be wrong? Put her ass out? You cheat on me,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: and I put you out. You chose to believe them?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe he has better be lucky? Really, okay? Play cleming Lake, Charles.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: The reason is a lot of them over here called
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: the kids, like everybody you know, they're so sweet Clem
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: and Lake. Charles Louisiana says, I'm a forty nine year
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  Speaker 1: old married man and I have a birthday weekend plan
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  Speaker 1: for my fiftieth in June. Me and my boys are
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  Speaker 1: going to Miami to kick back, eat good drink, and
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  Speaker 1: talk a lot of smack. Well, my wife doesn't understand
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  Speaker 1: why we're going to Miami to have a good time.
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  Speaker 1: We're both married. We've been married for fourteen years, and
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  Speaker 1: I have never had a boy's weekend, So she's suspicious.
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  Speaker 1: Do I owe her an explanation? I don't say anything
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  Speaker 1: when she takes girls trips. No, so she takes trips,
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  Speaker 1: she takes girl trip. You take board. You're going to Miami.
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  Speaker 1: This is his first fellas trip, though, sir, let me
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  Speaker 1: play something. Miami, ain't it can't be your first trip
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  Speaker 1: in the US. Yeah, you got to go slow. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't want to go Kansas City or nothing. Yeah, y'all
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  Speaker 1: want to go Mississippi, go Graceland or something. My HAMMD boy,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you some go down on Lincoln Square
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  Speaker 1: and just pull up a chair, get yourself cigar and
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  Speaker 1: pull up a chair. You're gonna be the all night
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  Speaker 1: and try to make it back home, burn all your
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  Speaker 1: shirts though shirts. Oh you're gonna have something on the stick.
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  Speaker 1: But now if you get a lipstick on your collars,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me, fellas, buy yourself a pack of white bread.
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  Speaker 1: Like white bread, take lipstick out of college. Just just
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  Speaker 1: in need to know that coming up, it is our
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day, and of course we will
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  Speaker 1: have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show all right, here we are guys on
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  Speaker 1: this Thursday, our last break of the day, looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to the weekend when you're going nowhere. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you're looking forward to, but you're going, yeah, oh
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be beautiful. Yeah in the Atlanta you know,
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  Speaker 1: we still don't really go nowhere. No, no, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And because there's not a lot of places to go
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  Speaker 1: anyway to the raft, pick up some food. That's all
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  Speaker 1: you can do. Yeah, yeah, Hey, can I say something
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  Speaker 1: that I did yesterday? Now this is real regular for me. Okay,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask something. I didn't do it myself,
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  Speaker 1: but I had somebody do it for me. I use postmate.
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday oh Ayer Food delivery service. Yeah, I had some
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  Speaker 1: food postman call that regular. I mean I mean little
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that, like like like when I when I
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  Speaker 1: ordered something on Amazon. Uh huh, you know it's an event?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, why is it an event? About three weeks
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  Speaker 1: ago was first time I ever ordered something on Amazon?
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  Speaker 1: But when the last time you went to the post
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  Speaker 1: office and mail something off? Post office? Yeah? What what?
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  Speaker 1: You what? What you mail something off? Where? Mail something
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  Speaker 1: like your stamps? Put it on it in mail? You
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  Speaker 1: meet us? Don't Nobody want to do that, whether they
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  Speaker 1: written or not. I'm still doing that. Don't want to
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  Speaker 1: They don't do Nobody went to the post office. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know where the post office is. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't never sent off a bill lately? Yeah, he's sent
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  Speaker 1: off a late bill. Okay, I got one, Steve. No
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, knock on wait, don't run over
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  Speaker 1: that he sent off? No no no. That made me think,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: when the last time have you written a check? Mister Ragular? Well, uncle,
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  Speaker 1: you need to come over here to my house. I
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  Speaker 1: got some regular for your ass over here. You come
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  Speaker 1: over here, we're gonna stay on regular. What what would
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  Speaker 1: you guys do the other Steve, come over here. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, I'm hungry. It's a meeting. That what I
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: look like the maid some lunch meet, Junior. Ain't much
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  Speaker 1: room to move around here. You're gonna come back to
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  Speaker 1: me when the last time you changed the air field?
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  Speaker 1: I had to do that? Though? What I did? Your
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  Speaker 1: champagne problem? Yeah, huh. I can't even tell you where
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  Speaker 1: the field is? That dog? What events that I can?
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  Speaker 1: Probably I know where events are. I can look up
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  Speaker 1: at him. But I haven't changed the airfield. Dog, Probably
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  Speaker 1: since I ain't changed the air field. Dog. Since Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's matter of fact. I know last time I changed
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  Speaker 1: the air field ninety six year my daughter was born. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: I remember something. Dog is my first house. I changed
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  Speaker 1: the air field in ninety six. I ain't changed their face.
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  Speaker 1: So you don't do no regular stuff at all? Dog,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't. I don't. I don't. Have you pumped? Have
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  Speaker 1: you pumped gas? No? You got a driver? Ya? No,
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  Speaker 1: lame time you unclawed the ice maker? Just any other
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  Speaker 1: hey man. I drove my old car. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: got a forty Catillac. I drove my old car. The
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  Speaker 1: gas light came on, Dog, I pulled over again. Some gass.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't find a gas calf. I had to get
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  Speaker 1: back in There be no man, it's under the tail
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  Speaker 1: light nineteen forty Catillac. You have to pick up the
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: tail light, and the gas calf is under the tail light. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't find. I had to get back in the
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  Speaker 1: car and creep to the house because I couldn't even
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  Speaker 1: find a gas tank. Man. That's that's embarrassing. Dog. When
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  Speaker 1: the last time mopped the kitchen floor, I know you
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: got tell you have help, but nobody want to do that. Either.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: I wiped something off the kitchen floor, some coffee. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not flow too much. When I was shut her or
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  Speaker 1: when we was living out in La for we moved
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: back to Atlanta. We was in that house for three years.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: She said, Steve, on Sundays when we don't have anybody
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  Speaker 1: at the house, can you put the dishes in the dishwasher?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: And so she came home from somewhere and the plates
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: was on the same She said, Steve, I asked you
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  Speaker 1: to put the dishes in the dishwashing. I said, I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't find it. She said, are you kidding me? I
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: said no, because it was covered in cabinetry. Yeah, so
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: it looked like just cand I didn't know, so I said,
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  Speaker 1: she said, are you are you? Are you? Oh? She
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  Speaker 1: was mad at me, man, I know she was week
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to wash the dishes? Can't you just
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  Speaker 1: put them in there? I haven't seen you know. I
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: don't pay the bills. I don't. I don't see you
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  Speaker 1: have people for that. Yeah, I don't have you business
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: managers and stuff. Have you washed a load of clothes?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: I was in my garage one day when I lived
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills, and I opened the door and I
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: stood there, and I got so excited. I ran back in.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: I said, baby, baby, guess what's in the garage. She said,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: what baby? It's Washington dryers in the garage. Get out
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  Speaker 1: of here, she to me and said, Steve, that's the
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: housekeeper's laundry. Mad out there, you bet a ball? I
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  Speaker 1: know what? Three years I lived in that house, timming
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  Speaker 1: and found the Washington dry I like regular Steve. It's
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