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Amy Schumer, Garcetti, Sheryl Underwood, Cuomo and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all back giving them like the milling
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  Speaker 1: buck things in it stood, Steve to the mother, I
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  Speaker 1: don't join Jo. You gotta turn, you gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Turn you love, got to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn the water the water. Come, come on your baby,
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on dig me now wanting only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Man old man, got a radio show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do. God so big to me, Man, I just
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  Speaker 1: have to tell you about it. I can't help it.
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  Speaker 1: It's rather obvious to me, how big, how good God is.
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  Speaker 1: He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one,
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  Speaker 1: he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out. Man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just over here, just on receiving it. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: you're out there, start your mission today, Start your mission today?
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  Speaker 1: What are you waiting for? Why do we as people
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  Speaker 1: delay what we want or delay the process to begin
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  Speaker 1: what we want our hopes, our dreams, our desires. Why
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  Speaker 1: won't you start your mission today? Why don't we all
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  Speaker 1: decide together that just individually. Look, you're listening. You got
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  Speaker 1: something that you've been dreaming about. You got an ambition
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  Speaker 1: of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got goals you
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  Speaker 1: haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them. Everybody's
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  Speaker 1: got something that's that's on the table that they haven't
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  Speaker 1: yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your
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  Speaker 1: mission today? Stop the procrastination now. The procrastination is only
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  Speaker 1: hurting you yourself. If you got a goal or aspiration
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  Speaker 1: to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
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  Speaker 1: get back to that because God know where you're left off. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You may have to accomplish a few more things since
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  Speaker 1: you stop for a long period of time, but God
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  Speaker 1: know where you left off, you can get back on track.
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  Speaker 1: I look, man, this dream of being on TV since
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, and it got off track. Now
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  Speaker 1: it got off track. I just kept it as one
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  Speaker 1: of the dreams, and in some real dog moments when
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  Speaker 1: it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I was
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  Speaker 1: hanging on too was just the hope that one day
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  Speaker 1: it could. But that's what faith is really about. Faith
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  Speaker 1: is the belief in things that you cannot see. But
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  Speaker 1: faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping. Man. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse Jackson said,
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  Speaker 1: just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's just the hope.
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  Speaker 1: I was hanging on the hope. And I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: when it got real ugly and funky out there for me,
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  Speaker 1: when it looked like I wasn't gonna ever make it,
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  Speaker 1: and all of the facts was in and everything pointed
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  Speaker 1: in the direction you're not gonna make it. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: really messed up this time. Then I sat there and
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  Speaker 1: I just hung on to the hope. But man, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you got a dream on aspiration
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  Speaker 1: of vision or something, when you fall off track and
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  Speaker 1: you want to go get back in line, God holds
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  Speaker 1: your place. See he held on to that fum me.
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  Speaker 1: He knew I was off tracking how the line, but
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  Speaker 1: he said, Okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
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  Speaker 1: be on TV that when you get it together and
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  Speaker 1: you quit tripping and you come in your turn to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
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  Speaker 1: Then we're gonna finish your journey. That took me a
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  Speaker 1: lot longer to get here than I wanted to, but
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  Speaker 1: then it was necessary because I needed all of the
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  Speaker 1: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when
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  Speaker 1: I got on the radio one day, which I did
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  Speaker 1: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I say it every day. See, because of
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  Speaker 1: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
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  Speaker 1: have stories to tell. I got experiences to share, and
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you about me better than I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you about anybody. And I've been through enough where
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  Speaker 1: it's relatable, where enough people can go. Man, that happened
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  Speaker 1: to me, appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
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  Speaker 1: I get it now. See at the time, though I didn't,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
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  Speaker 1: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of stuff he was pulling off on me. But
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  Speaker 1: in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.
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  Speaker 1: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
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  Speaker 1: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
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  Speaker 1: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
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  Speaker 1: there indeed wrong. He forgave me, he said, because man
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  Speaker 1: if you ever come to me, I have a plan
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  Speaker 1: for you that it is going to be far and above.
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  Speaker 1: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I did. I just got sick of me, good and
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  Speaker 1: sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
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  Speaker 1: And then God started working and here I am today
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  Speaker 1: now as he threw it me. Yet Nope. If I
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  Speaker 1: arrived yet, nope. But guess what the journey is cool?
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's like I was talking to this young
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  Speaker 1: brother the other day about comedy and he's really good
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  Speaker 1: stand up. You know, this young dude is really good.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Man, what is this I feel every night
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  Speaker 1: before I go on stage. I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back
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  Speaker 1: every night before I go on stage. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. It's got something to do with pressure,
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  Speaker 1: It's got something to do with anticipation. It's got a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot to do with the fear of falling. He said,
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  Speaker 1: what you mean by that? I said, every night I
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  Speaker 1: walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go
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  Speaker 1: and step off a cliff. I said, it's a sickening feeling.
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  Speaker 1: He said, man, but you do so well. I said,
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  Speaker 1: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand something. When I first walk out there,
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  Speaker 1: it's just stepping off the cliff. Now, these jokes provide
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  Speaker 1: a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off
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  Speaker 1: the cliff, and I turned it into a glide. And
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  Speaker 1: then I take the audience this way and I swing
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  Speaker 1: them back over that way. We might swing out to
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  Speaker 1: the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami with
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  Speaker 1: this joke. We may take it on out to LA
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  Speaker 1: and I just swing back and forth till I land softly.
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  Speaker 1: The crowd cheers. The night is over with, I said,
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  Speaker 1: but it's been too many nights though. When I walked
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff and I pulled the cord and the
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  Speaker 1: parachute didn't open, I said, Now I'm just free falling
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  Speaker 1: out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: the parachute didn't open? I said, So see, that's what
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  Speaker 1: it's like for me. And then you know what I
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  Speaker 1: found out. If you don't walked off the cliff in life,
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't got no God in your life. It's
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  Speaker 1: like not having a parachute. You step off the cliff
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  Speaker 1: and you just free falling. Now see we all now
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  Speaker 1: that fall gets you closer to the grave, right, See,
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  Speaker 1: we all head into the grave from the moment we're born.
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  Speaker 1: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
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  Speaker 1: when you step off the cliff and you got God
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  Speaker 1: here a parachute. You're still going down, but it's a
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  Speaker 1: nice ride, and God just helps your your descent appear
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  Speaker 1: more like a rise and then more like a euphoric fall.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of not having no God in your life and
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  Speaker 1: you just walking off that cliff every day, free falling.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got no core, You steady pulling, you hollering the
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  Speaker 1: whole way because you messed around with yourself, and ain't
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  Speaker 1: let God come into your life and provide a parachute
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  Speaker 1: for you. I would rather have a parachute since I
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  Speaker 1: got to jump every day, than to not have one.
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  Speaker 1: God has been like a parachute from me. Ask me
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  Speaker 1: why where that came from. I can't tell you. But
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  Speaker 1: like I always say, most good things that happened in
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  Speaker 1: my life that I can't explain, it's usually him you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, everybody, let me have your undivided detention.
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  Speaker 1: It's only crack. We're back again, by the grace of God.
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  Speaker 1: Well boy, we're still here doing swell, doing some great things.
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  Speaker 1: This is Steve Harvey Morning Show. We come to celebrate
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  Speaker 1: life today. We come to celebrate life today, even though
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  Speaker 1: it's a different norm and a different time for all
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  Speaker 1: of us. All it is all of us, and so
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  Speaker 1: it's a different time for everybody. We're here to celebrate. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's easy for some people to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: just find something to do. Its busy, But let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. Everybody has to deal with this thing
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  Speaker 1: from their perspective, and it's all in perspective. Somebody got
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  Speaker 1: bigger house to walk around than other people's house. We
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  Speaker 1: all have to hang in there. We all got to
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  Speaker 1: pull for each other. We all got to take care
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  Speaker 1: of each other, and we all got to look out
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  Speaker 1: for one another. If you know somebody old man, just
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  Speaker 1: go by, make sure they're okay, you understand, make sure
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  Speaker 1: they got something e We just got to I think
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  Speaker 1: this is a time where we can we could just
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  Speaker 1: show that we all better. This is the Steve Harvard
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Which is better? Shirley Strawberry, Good morning, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Colin Pharrell, Good morning, Steve. What's up? Crewe Dad, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: Damn Junior morn morning everybody and the food nephew timing
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  Speaker 1: ya ya in the building right, man? Can feel good today? Sure? Um?
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  Speaker 1: If you put clothes on and then take them off
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  Speaker 1: and then put them on the next day, is that dirty?
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Now have you left you ain't been aware? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What I did? I got it back home. Yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: not dirty now after day two they're gonna be dirty. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: rules still in place. I was like to see amen. Amen.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, let me tell you something. Here's what
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  Speaker 1: I really have appreciated about being on lockdown since yet,
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  Speaker 1: since March thirteenth, I have had on no draws my bottom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't have not had on a pair of Tommy
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  Speaker 1: John underwear since March thirteenth. You're having pans. You just
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  Speaker 1: don't have an under yeah. Yeah, sweatpants stuff you do
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  Speaker 1: like me all out in the backyard in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: neighbors is like just tripping with me. I'm t shirted nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I can't Why I can't do that? It's my yard.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't going nowhere. I can't do that, Tom, Steve Harvey, No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't work because I'm Steve Harvey and I'm just blessed.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't aware. Well I can do it. But the breeze, though, girl,
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  Speaker 1: the breeze, see Timmy, he can do that. Who baby
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  Speaker 1: out in the back? Nick, walk around you know you
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  Speaker 1: six two and walk out there with you with no draws.
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  Speaker 1: It's different. All right? Hold that thought. Coming up with
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna do another
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  Speaker 1: edition of Ask the Clo. Because the CLO, the Chief
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  Speaker 1: Love Officer is in the building. Steve is going to
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  Speaker 1: help someone with their relationships. That's coming up right after this.
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  Speaker 1: That baby gonna fall in net pool. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the show all right. Time now for Ask the Clo.
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  Speaker 1: The Chief Love Officer is in the building, Steve. This
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  Speaker 1: one is from Darryl in East Texas. He says, my
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend and I have known each other since we were
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  Speaker 1: seven years old. We started dating and it started over
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  Speaker 1: say that again. I missed it. My girlfriend and I
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  Speaker 1: have known each other since we were seven years old.
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  Speaker 1: We started dating in the tenth grade and we haven't
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  Speaker 1: spent a moment apart since then. We are in our
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  Speaker 1: mid twenties now and I want to marry her. She
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  Speaker 1: said we should not get married right away, and she
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  Speaker 1: suggested we separate for a while to date other people
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  Speaker 1: before we decide on marriage. Someone is in her head
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  Speaker 1: and making her think there may be something better out
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  Speaker 1: there for her. I don't want to lose her. What
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  Speaker 1: should I do? Well, you're right, brother, but something is
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  Speaker 1: going on. It might not be nobody in her head.
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  Speaker 1: She could be in her own head. She hasn't experienced
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  Speaker 1: much a life, and a lot of times, you know,
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  Speaker 1: with Instagram and being able to see all these highlights
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  Speaker 1: of other people's lives, sometimes it's best to go out
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  Speaker 1: there to make sure that you can experience life as
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  Speaker 1: you know it and explain something to your young brother.
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  Speaker 1: If you lose her, it wasn't meant to be. See
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  Speaker 1: what you think is meant to be. If the two
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  Speaker 1: of you don't think it's meant to be, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna be. And I was waiting on you to say
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  Speaker 1: you want to hold off and go explore, but she
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  Speaker 1: wants to explore. Hey, man, listen to me. If if
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  Speaker 1: she gets married and does not scratch that itch. You're
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  Speaker 1: going to have a problem, So let her go. And
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  Speaker 1: I know it's hard, man, I know it's hard to
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  Speaker 1: let her go. And you've been with her since you seven,
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  Speaker 1: but that don't count. Dog, take all that we were
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  Speaker 1: together at seven sixteen. Yeah, you know, y'all start dating
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  Speaker 1: in high school, y'all in your twenties, and you've never
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  Speaker 1: been apart. But she needs a chance to grow and develop,
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  Speaker 1: and you have to allow her that. If you love her,
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  Speaker 1: let her grow and develop. It doesn't mean that you
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  Speaker 1: know she'll fall in love with somebody. But okay, in
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  Speaker 1: the letter, did he say she wants to start dating
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  Speaker 1: other people? Yeah, she said, den Bro, let me explain something.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get ready to go start dating other
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  Speaker 1: people too. Yeah, And it's time for both of you
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  Speaker 1: to go experience that. Because if a woman says that
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  Speaker 1: she wants to start dating other people, Bro, that ain't
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  Speaker 1: a cage though that you can close. When he started,
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  Speaker 1: und don't that that that that burg gonna fly out
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  Speaker 1: that cage. Bro, y'all going to split up for a
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  Speaker 1: little while, it's meant to be you get back together.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, all right, Steve. This is from the Laurel
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  Speaker 1: in la Um. My husband and I are newly weds,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought by being stuck at home together, we'd
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  Speaker 1: have lots of fun bonding time. It's just the opposite.
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  Speaker 1: My husband thinks I'm his chef and plans his meals
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  Speaker 1: and tells me what he wants for dinner each day.
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  Speaker 1: He's never been a small man, and he's steadily gaining
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  Speaker 1: weight while being here at the house. He is always
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  Speaker 1: snacking and drinking soda. He sleeps still new and binge
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  Speaker 1: watches TV. I know he's stressed and dealing with a lot,
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  Speaker 1: but I am losing interest in him. Is there a
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  Speaker 1: way I can tell him to get it together without
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  Speaker 1: hurting his feelings? No, you got to hurt Come on,
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  Speaker 1: he gotta get his ass around there. No, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: get the move. No you can't. There's no way around this.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't wrote in a letter. You're already at your
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  Speaker 1: breaking point. You have to tell him he was big
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  Speaker 1: when you met it. He's sitting there, he's getting bigger.
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  Speaker 1: You wanted to have a full relationship. You're not the chelf,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Y'all need to switch you up. Wrong play.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all got to introduce something exciting right now because this
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  Speaker 1: quarantine is helping a lot of marriages. But this quarantine
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  Speaker 1: is ending some marriages too, Yes, it is because there's
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  Speaker 1: some people understanding some stuff. See. See, when you can
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  Speaker 1: go to work and get away from a person, you
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  Speaker 1: allowed to miss him, you know, you get to go
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  Speaker 1: off and have other conversations with other adults, not nothing sexual,
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  Speaker 1: just interacting with other people, and then come back home
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  Speaker 1: and you could discuss your day. Girl, what you do.
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  Speaker 1: I see you look good when you take that out
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  Speaker 1: the way, you have to genuinely like the person you're
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  Speaker 1: in this quarantine with. You have to seriously genuinely like
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  Speaker 1: this person. True, because this quarantine, man, this thing right here,
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  Speaker 1: man bringing a whole lot of truths out. You gonna
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  Speaker 1: know the truth in here and what you thought you
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  Speaker 1: found out now that you don't have. So you have
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  Speaker 1: to address him. And while you're in this quarantine is
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  Speaker 1: a good time to address him. Yeah, Nigel in Detroit Steve, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be a tough one right there. Nigel in
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  Speaker 1: Detroit says, I'm twenty eight years old and I moved
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  Speaker 1: to Detroit recently for a great job, and I met
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  Speaker 1: my soulmate. We've been dating for nine months and I've
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  Speaker 1: totally fallen for her. But there's one problem. She won't
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  Speaker 1: go to church with me. She told me she was
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  Speaker 1: inappropriately touched by preacher when she was a teenager, so
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  Speaker 1: she gave up going to church altogether. Nigel says, my
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  Speaker 1: dad is a preacher and I love going to church
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  Speaker 1: to keep my focus. Can our relationship survive if she's
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  Speaker 1: not willing to ever step foot in a church again? No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: your marriage can survive church. You love, she wants nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with it. And this is not Steve talking.
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  Speaker 1: Now there's a scripture. Surely might know it, but when
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  Speaker 1: you marry, you shouldn't marry somebody that's equally yo, meaning
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  Speaker 1: y'all kind of like the same things. Basically. Now, if
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  Speaker 1: you love church and she was inappropriately touched by a
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  Speaker 1: past one time and she want nothing to do with it, now,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't mean that the relationship is over with, but
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  Speaker 1: you have to get her to see another side. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: if you got her to just come to your church,
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  Speaker 1: just say hey, look, I really want you to come.
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  Speaker 1: Just give it a tribe. My dad is great. You
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  Speaker 1: know you might you might enjoy it. Let's just go,
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  Speaker 1: let's sit in the back, you know, and just see
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  Speaker 1: if you enjoy the service. And you could try that,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't give up. Owner. Sometimes, you know, there's complications
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  Speaker 1: and getting what you want out of life. So sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: young man, you got to you got to work for it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she may turn out to be a great
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  Speaker 1: person to go to church with it. She may really
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: turn out to be your soul mate. But you can't
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: break up because she won't go to church. You got
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: to keep trying. Mine father never went to church ever.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Him and my mama was married for sixty four years
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: and then finally she started getting him to go to church. Wow, Okay,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: coming up right after this, we'll have your wife don't
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: go to church. That's different though, Yeah. Different. If you
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: tell me, I'm gonna run that break back. Right after this.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show coming up at the top of
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: the hour and entertainment news Amy Schumer changes her baby's name.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Wait till you hear why plus and tell me something
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: good good news. A man in New Jersey blessed four
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: fast food workers with ten thousand dollars each. Wait till
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: you this is a great story. I saw this four thousand,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars each. Four people, ten thousand dollars. Oh,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: four people, yeah, ten thousand, No, no, no, ten thousand,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: four fast food workers with ten grand each. And Miss
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Anna's standing by with more of today's COVID nineteen national news.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the nephew to
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: run that prank back. Hey, Neff, what you got for us?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: All the parents out there across America? This is for you.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: You are not a good teacher. You're not You're not
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: a good teacher. Let's go cad. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: to reach a Nikki. How you doing, Nikki? I am,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I'm mister Daniels. I'm calling from the E Learning Department. Hey,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: all right? Your daughter is is Jasmine? Correct? Sixth grader? Yes?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: All right? And you've been um, you guys have been
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: corresponding back and forth with miss her teacher. Yes all right,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: So here's my I'm calling. Uh. Miss has brought some
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: things to my attention. Uh, Nikki, if you don't mind,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: who's who's actually helping Jasmine with her schoolwork every day?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: What a task? All right? So I hate to be
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: a bearer of bad news, but let me let you
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: know what's going on. No, that's not anything wrong with
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: her computer at all. I've spoken with miss several times
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: about Jasmine and we've just bawled it down to whoever's
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: helping her with her work is just not doing a
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: good job. You should not be the person that's helping
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: her with her schoolwork. Okay, hold on that what you
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: mean I shouldn't be helping her. That's my child, I
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: understand my child. I'm saying, whoever is teaching her is
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: not doing a good job as a teacher, you know,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: And this could affect Jasmine to the point where from
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: the looks of what I've seen and what's been turned in,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I truly don't see Jasmine going to the seventh grade.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is this is Is there anybody else
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: there that can help Jasmine with her work? No? She
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: got she got me what's wrong for her work? Got
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: to say, because I just taught to her and she
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: could have told me this, what's what? What what's the subject?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: What's the problem? Well, it's all yes, it is, yes
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: it is. What's the problem. What's what's the problem? Give
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: me the assignments because I'm I've been working with her,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: So what's the problem. Everything is coming back. I think
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: the last paper I looked at she got a four
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: forty five on it. I looked at some math work,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: it was a sixty two. I mean, if you are
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: the person that's teaching her over there, you're just not
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: good at that. Admitted. Now you hold on and you
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: can get missing on the phone too, because I don't, y'all,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: don't got my baby work. And then she got a problems.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: You can come to tease the child. She can open
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: up the schools and get them back. There's no opening
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: the schools at this point. Right now, there's no opening
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: of the schools. So she got a problem. If she
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: got a problem, then she could come teach my child.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: That's what she's supposed to be doing anyway. Okay, But
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: the problem is right now, you're the person that's at
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: home teaching. You're the person that's at home teaching the girl,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: and it's not helping. So I don't want Jasmine to
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: not make it to the seventh grade. But at this
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: point that's what it's looking like. Well, look, if I
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: got the teacher, then she's gonna learn it how I
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: learned it. Okay, we're just math, isn't do math. They
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: got these kids doing. No, she's gonna learn Howler five
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: times five twenty five. She's gonna learn her time tax. Okay,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: but we can't learn. Man, you're undoing what we've taught already.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: You can't take them back. Y'all need to teach it
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: to y'all need to teach it a better way. I
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: send my child to school for this, Okay, I'm not
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: getting paid. I gotta cook, I gotta clean on me
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: here with these kids. I'm mean, I'm a mother, throw
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: all these kids and my husband. I don't have time
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: for all of this. So if if the teacher, well,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: let me say this, miss Nick. Let me let me
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: say this, miss Nick, I don't have time for a
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: parent not realizing that they're not a good teacher. I
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: don't have time for that. Whoever, who are you, whoever
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: you are, E learning department, whatever, you need to come
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: eat learn my child because I'm not doing it right.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Then y'all need to come get over here and do
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: this mother work. O. Man, if you got to the
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: seventh grade, if I got to come up does when
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: it when the school open back old term, you will
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: see me. We'll go this. We got Okay, we're going on.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: You are not a good homeschool teacher. That's the baby.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: My child is going through the seventh grade. Oh che, No,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: who's your print? Who is the prince? No? No, won't
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: be talking to somebody else. My child is. What's the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: seventh grade? She gonna get this? She getting this works
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: if y'all, y'all gonna get this work too. I'm not
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: accepting forty five and sixty two's on papers, ma'am, and
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: gonna let you your daughter advance to the seventh grade.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: That's you're right. I'll check it over, but John need
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: to do to check and if she's no, no, no,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: no once once again? You checking it over is the problem.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: You're the problem, sir, sir, if she got a problem.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Once you got the piece first, what's you gotta go first?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Let to check the work. What's the difference? Let you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: tease to check the work? Not coming you no more?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And you hold on, what's your name again? You're talking
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: to me? My name is mister Day. Okay, I'm learning. Okay,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn phone when like I care,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm the first answers me, and you
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: get off this phone. I'm calling her so right immediately,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: so she could tell me all this stuff you got
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: to tell me. She don't gotta hide behind you. She
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: can call me directly. So thank you listing days letting
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: me know. Oh it's about to go down. I don't
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: even dare. I don't care no more. Just cool. If
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: y'all got an issue, when the way I'm teaching, take
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: your kids back, come teaching the front yard. I open
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: up my dough. You could talk tea my time. From
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: my side. You got a problem with it, but that's it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: From right now. I'm all she got. I don't what
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: she got. I'm a teacher. She gonna learn it the
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: way I'm teaching her. If y'all got a problem, y'all
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: got a problem. But she going to the seventh grade,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: or best believe my baby going to the seventh grade. Okay,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: maybe maybe I just maybe I need to talk to Brian,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: your husband. Maybe I need to talk to Brian. I'm like,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: what you were talking to me. You were telling me
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: you don't need to talk to him. You were talking
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: to me. I speak for both of us, so not
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: taught to me. Yeah, okay, well I just I spoke
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: with Brian a couple of days ago. So can you
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: say nothing to me so as Brian? Okay, okay, but
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: but you know what what Brian said about this, because
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: he tell me nothing. What Brian told me to call you.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: He told me to prank phone call you. This is
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Nikki,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your husband Brian. These kids
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: been driving me up the wall understanding this up? These
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: kids driving me? What good man? Look coronavirus gonna have
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: to see me after it? Is this too much? I
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: decided drinking? Oh Lord, getting your kids? Tell me one
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: more thing, baby, it's twenty twenty. Tell me what is
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: the land. Is the Steve Harvey Morning. Oh tell me
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: you're crazy? Okay, I know, coming up at the top
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: of the hour, entertainment and national news. Right after this,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you're listening to morning show and today's entertainment news. Amy
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Schumer and her husband Chris Fisher have changed their son's
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: middle name. All right, listen closely, guys. Their son's name
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: was JENITL. Fisher. Okay, But then Amy said she and
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: her husband realized that they had accidentally named their son
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: genital accident. That's what they say. Okay, they didn't think
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: this from the beginning. Well, I mean, you don't think
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: about gene a Tell Fisher, Gene Jake, not any tee
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Gena Tell Gene Gene is one name and then a Tale.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Huh a Tale is his second name. Yeah, middle name,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: but it sounds like Gentitan. Yeah it sounds I knew that. Yeah. Anyway,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: they changed into Gene David Fisher, which was supposed to
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: be the first place. Yea, Gene David Fisher. So there
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: you go. Yeah, yeah, Genita, somebody get Gentital off me.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Or you could have named you gene ne Us. What's
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: his last name, Gene Fisher, gene Nius Fisher, Genius Fisher.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I like that, yeah, Us Janius. I could and this
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: story right here like really really interesting, but I really
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: don't care. It's kind of funny, kind of funny. Yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: all right, time for tell me something good news, uh, Jane.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: His name is Jay Manzini. Manzini. He stood at a
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Checkers drive through window in New Jersey. He was asking
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: the cashier how much money he makes an hour and
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: how many people were currently working that shift. He then
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: asked the man to tell everyone working to come to
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: the window so he could give them something. Moments later,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the man j Menzine, he pulled out a four pulled
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: out four ten thousand bands. You know how they have
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the ten thousand dollars in those rappers. He pulled out
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: four of them. He handed it to each worker. I
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: mean they were they were just shook. It was a
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: beautiful thing to see that. They were like, oh my god,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: are you serious? Ten thousand dollars? He was like yeah, yeah,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I mean he thanked They thanked him, and it was
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: just a great thing, you know, especially today. He just
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: said he decided to help a few people that worked
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: in checkers. Um, it's the one of the New Jersey. Yeah. Now,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something because I used to work
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: at a burger king. But if I'd have been in
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: that check in the position I was in back then,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: and somebody came in their hand to meet the ten thousand,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I'd have stripped down after uniform and walked straight out
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: that damn dough. Now let me ask you this. When
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: you get home, do you let everybody know you got
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: the team? Dog? I'll be so quiet, because I already
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: know my family in the big my ass had to death.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I might have eight hundred. Now, no, Joe, I'll be
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: dog dog. I take a little checkout fit, all lead,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: a little stuff. Then well I had no shirt on,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: none of that. Won't with the hat on the top.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Go sit down in my college, a little poly after pans,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: drive them all rad my bike home something, because that's
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: what I was doing back then, eighteen and i'd drove
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: to my house. I'd to quit. But just in case,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: just in case he robbed a bank and they can't
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: even collecting money, I'm gone. Yeah, but unity mother saying
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars when I was eighteen years old. Oh
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: my god, Now that's nineteenth situation. Yeah, all right, Steve.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Time now for today's headlines, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne Trip,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: thank you, good morning everybody out there. Well, the numbers
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: are in. The FEDS say that sales in the retail
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: area fell a whopping eight point seven percent last month,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: with stores closed and people told to stay home. So
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: it's not to spread the coronavirus. Now, I've already said
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: that the almost ten percent dropping clothing sales in March
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: was the largest drop in retail sales that the government
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: has reported since it began tracking store sales thirty years ago.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: If you show that Americans are still spending a decent
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: amount on food and online deliveries, but that very little
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: is being spent on clothing, furniture, and accessories things like that,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: also restaurants and bars are also suffered. Consumer spending is
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: considered the main engine of the nation's economic activity in
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the US, and economists are predicting a similar slowdown for
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: the month of April. This one. By the way, President
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Trump now claiming that the World Health Organization delayed raising
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: the alarm over the threat of the coronavirus. However, the
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: president's critics say he's just looking for a scapegoat to
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: keep the American people from blaming him for the moves
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: he made and didn't make before COVID nineteen became so
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: rampant in our country and had to be shut down
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: in a presidential election year. As folks for the Global
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Health Organization says they were very clear about the possibility
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: of Corona going worldwide back in January that President Trump
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: knew it. Trump says he's holding up the annual financial
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: support that the US gives to the WHL, which is
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: like hundreds of millions of dollars. Meanwhile, the President now
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: says he'd like to see schools and businesses reopened on
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: May first. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo says, though he's
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: urging good sense in some caution, until you have the vaccine,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: until you have the medical treatment, what do you do?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: How are you building the bridge? Well, it's going to
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: be a phased reopening, right and during the phase reopening,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: make sure you do no harm and keep your eye
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: on the public health issue. The nation's capital has now
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: wrapped up more than twenty one hundred confirmed cases of
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: the coronavirus, so DC may Or Memorial Bowser is extending
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the state of emergency in the district till May fifteenth.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: We aim to protect DC residents and save lives, and
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: that means doing everything we can to protect our most
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: vulnerable residents. At least five hotels in the district are
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: being used to treat and isolate virus victims. The Florida
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Supreme Court has rule that the government leegedy responsible for
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: the mass killings at Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Florida two years ago, can be ordered to disclose the
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: names of the expert witnesses who've interviewed him in jail.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: By the way, all those no new economic stimulus checks
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: have President Trump's name on him. This is the first
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: time that a president's name has ever appeared on a
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: federal check. And finally, this is kick Corona. Kick Corona
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: in the butt. Now back to Steve harvey Mourning Show.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening to this, President Trump and the rest of
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Americans are ready for sports. I know you guys, are
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: you talking about a lot? Yeah? Well, Dallas Mavericks owner
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Mark Cuban is an advisor to the President on how
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to reopen sports. Cuban says, no masks for basketball players.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: That's not the answer. Too much uncertainty there. Doctor Fauci had,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: a medical doctor on the Coronavirus Pandemic task Force, said
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: that he is a baseball fan and he is ready
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: to see a Washington Nationals game too, but he suggests
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: that if athletes play, it should be no fans or
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: spectators and test the athletes every week so they will
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: not infect each other. However, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: said large gatherings like sports events and concerts will most
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: likely be postponed for one year, at least until twenty
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: twenty one. He said that, no, hold on, hold on,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: man here you NBA. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: he's he's not. He might say, you can't play in LA,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: but they're gonna be playing at somewhere if if they
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: say play, if the NBA say played, they play it somewhere. Well,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: he sang, in Los Angeles. I mean that's he's Los Angeles.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: That's jumping the gun. Though. Yeah, man, he don't know.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Likely most likely, No, Shirley, but just dude, he can't
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: what are you all over their fault? He can't take no,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: he's saying them gathering here, Carla and Shirley. Listen to me.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: You can't tell three men who are sports fans it
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: ain't fit to be No, mo, damn sports. We just did.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: We just told coming up at thirty more minutes after
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: the hour, we're gonna get an update on Junior's dating
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: life during the quarantine. We'll be back right after this.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening show, well, Junior, we gotta get an update
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: on your dating life. You know, we know people, Yeah,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: during the quarantine. But he lives in the building. Yeah,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: he told us about He told us, Well, you know what,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't wait long enough. You know, I did what,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: don't say it. I put the food over there with
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: a note like a good neighbor, junior, stop stop right there.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I thought she lived over there, since you had been
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: living now, Uh no, you didn't tell me. She just
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: moved in last week, though I did. Okay, I had
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: been in here though two weeks, so I had seen
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: her and I got to say that information. Yeah, and
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I went there that and then show her, dude that
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: she has all that staying on there with her. He
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: put the fruit back on my dough with another dough,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: said you don't need a good neighbor. I'm here. So
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: that was the end of that. But I got a
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: new ideas what I've been doing though. I've been out
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: here virtual with date. Oh how's that going? Oh? Oh,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't know I was this popular. Oh I'm sad
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I'm in d M. Really you send me a message,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I send one back. You know, we video what, you know.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: He's like, hey, you you all right over that people
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: right back? I ain't got you. I'm over here now
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: now I need lines for this. This is what I
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: need lives for now. I love it. Yeah, I'm over here, Virtue.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to date on line. How you
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: gonna But you know what, Junior, he didn't say to that.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: He wasn't sad when we when we opened up the
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: show or anything. He was cheery and up. Yes, yes,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't have females conversations with females. IM good. I'll
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: be talking about you know, you know, we just been
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: talking about cleaning. You know, you know we'll be waning. Yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: you know, we're clean up. That's what they'ybody doing at
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: host You ain't you gotta you gotta clean up. That's
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: all we've been doing. But I don't talk about that.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Getting to know each other, you know, they all talking
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: about when this is, when this is up, we're going
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: on dates. I got plenty of dates when I get
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: out it all and then all over the country. I'm
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: bucked till November. I'm all over the country, Like, oh yeah, Vegas,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: New York. I probably ain't go to New York though,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: But but Vegas, for Shell, probably ain't gonna go to
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: New York. Out there, you know, I want to let
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: her know she listening. You know I probably ain't. We're
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: just gonna be still virtually date. You know, I got
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: one Augustus, good old girl. Don't use your knife, man.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I mean nice women too, man. I got a sugar
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: mom in Birmingham waiting on, but she gonna cook. I
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: got one down now your mamma, because that's what you want.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Want miss Ether season five. So you know I do
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: not care saying the sold shirt. I don't want him everything.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: If you don't ever know where love gonna be. That's
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: what Steve taught me. Find your love who like you
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: like them back. That's all I'm about. If they make
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: my love last, they like alright, Yeah, she told me
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: she got beans, greens, tomato, gam I'm gonna be there
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: for that. I'm gonna be there for that. It ever
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: came in strong knocked a lot of people down the list.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: You don't want to miss the little young girls. I
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: got bean green tomato, you name. I couldn't go ahead?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Whoa home medication, gonna stay full fooled with me problem,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: got all your man's covered. I okay, Steve, just get
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: these prescriptions. Feel for me. Don't worry about who it. Folks.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Just get them feel on. Yeah. But you know, for
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: the most part good I came to playing. I really am.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: You know that's good because you see the lighters. Yeah,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: because I got people to talk to. Now I got people.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I ain't loan it like I was. You know. Now
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I'm laying in the bed with my lads crossed talking
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Now, you know, yah, Pardoner part good visual,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: But with my leg cro anytime you say I'm laying
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: in the bed with my lads crossed, it ain't good.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Vis You never crossed your legs and your feet at
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: the ankles up, just laid back talk. That's all that. Man.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: You don't see nothing bout your ankles stuff. You know
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: he's doing he doing nothing, creep clicking his big toes together.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I'm doing good. Well, congratulations, We're happy for you as always.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Carry when I get off this. After the nephew is
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: here with today's playing phone call. That's right after this.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: You're listening ste Morning Show coming up at the top
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today's subject, This young man has me
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: weak in the knees. M m okay, all right now,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: though it's the it's the nephew here with today's prank
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Now to twenty Charlotte, Yo,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: walks are too long. Your walks are too long, Tommy?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Tommy? What? Tommy? You say
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: it a w Right wife? He's twice? Did you hear that?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Did you really? I didn't even notice what I say?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Say it again? Say say the title again? Yo? Qualks?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Thinking about it? He fell off? I should. You were
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: proud of it, and I like, I like when you choke.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: That's really what i'd be hoping your your come on running? Hell,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: just man to me with your running, can't I'm trying
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: to reach a I think the name is dom Dominique. Okay, Dominique,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: my name is is mister Johnny and uh I live
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: all on Street. Are you the person that do a
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: lot of walking in the neighborhood h here on Street? Yeah,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think i've met you. I mean,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I know everyone I've in the neighborhood for years. Okay, yeah,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you probably don't know. I don't know if we met
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: or nothing, but I just know I asked somebody who
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: you was that was passing by, and they tell me
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: that your name was Dominique, And I asked, what are
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: the neighbors that they wouldn't mind if I reached out
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: to you? And I just wanted to tell you that
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm having a problem with all walking
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: that you do. You're passing by and and every time
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I look up every or I see you passing by
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: and passing by. And you know, I know some folk
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: like to get a little exercise and stuff like that,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: hen but it just seemed like you're doing quite a bit,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: and especially when you know we're supposed to be practicing
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: social distance or what, sir. I don't know if I
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know, if I goubt I stepped on your
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: grass running, I don't know what's the problem. Um. But yeah,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I've been jogging for years and you know that's just
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: my route. So, um, if is there a way you
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: can change? Is there a way you can change your route?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Why would I do that? Because, like I say, it's
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: social distancing. You know, some of this stuff is not
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: on the bottom of people's shoes. You know, you can
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: you can leave that that's not listening. I'm so sorry,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut you off, But there's a lot of
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: on the news right now, that's not accurate. You have
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: nothing to worry about, especially if we haven't even matched.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: You don't see me. I'm just running by. I'm not
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: seeking outside of your home or anything. When you run by?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: How do I know it's not coming out of you?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: When you run by? How do I know that? We'll
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: then talk to your doctor about that. I'm not a doctor.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: But I have to exercise. And okay, but and I
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: understand you got to excite, but can you exercise somewhere else?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I pressure watched my whole sidewalking driveway only because you'll
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: keep running past here. You got me? What's your door number?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You don't need to know my address, man, you don't
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: need to know that. Don't don't worry about what your address.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know what house I need to avoid. How
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: about you just stay awful street? How about that? No,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. This call is absolutely just ridiculous.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: You can't ask me. You can't call me right now
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: under all the pressure everyone's going through, asking me not
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: to run. You can run, but just run somewhere else.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Don't run a street. This is what I'm asking. I'm
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: starting to feel really attacked. I'm not okay with this.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop running. You're not gonna scare me
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: off into into Do I need to call to put?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Do I need to call the police for this? I
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: can call the law. Are you going to call the police?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: What are you going to I'm running? You are not
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: practicing social distancing, that's what they see you. When have I?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: When the hell have I seen? Can I practice social distancing?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Why don't you run out?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Why don't you run into Why don't you run in
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: the street and not on my sidewalk? How about you,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: dude like that you don't own the sidewalk. I want
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: you to understand that you don't own that. You can't
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: tell me where to run where not to run if
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not on your problem. I pay, I pay taxes
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: like every other person around. So do I and so
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: do I. But I'm getting really pissed off right now,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna let you know. I will not stop running.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: You will not intimidate me. And if you call me
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: against and try to scare me off, I'm not trying
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: to scare you. I'm trying to tell you what you
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: are doing is jeopardize and other people. You are on
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: the sidewalk, that is on your shoes, that is in
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: your chest, and you are blowing all that got your throat.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: It's what you're doing. You are idiot, You missing and
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: missing forms and you don't know what you're talking about
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: asking for my number. Don't ever call me again or
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I'll call the tweets on you for harassment. I don't
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: know who. Listen. If we can't come to an agreement,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: then I'm I'm anna block the sidewalk off. Nobody gonna
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: be walking on it. Oh okay, Well, then you can
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: just stal with the city because that's not my problem.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: You know, how do you try to blost the whole
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: damn street and see how that works out for you? What?
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Why do you insist on giving this to other people
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: on your shoes and blowing out your mouth and you
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: you're so close to people houses. I'm an older man.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I'm an older man. I don't need that. But I
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: don't even know who the hell you are. I told
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: you what I called. My name is mister Johnny for
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: everybody call me mister. Okay, So mister, I'm just gonna
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: tell you, I'm not gonna stop running if I see anybody,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna continue to practice social distancing, but you will
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: not intimidate me into changing my route. I'm not doing
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: that well. I'm gonna tell you this. If your black
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: is on my sidewalk, I'm gonna take my pressure washer
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna pressure wash them am shoes. That I
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: know is nasty. I know the nasty when you come
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: up and down my sidewalk, I know the ye what
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: you know what? This is escalated? Now I'm calling my husband.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I'm calling the police. Mister, you're gonna hear from a lawyer.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: You're never ever going to have this conversation with me
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: again because you are a piece of s. Do you
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: hear me? You're a piece of I'm here, you call me, mister,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: And if you bring your husband around here, I'm a
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: pressure watching too. Okay, we'll see about that, and I
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: can intimidate us. Let me ask Let me ask you
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: this here. Do you have a a cousin named Danielle.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Danielle give you my number? You do know Danyale? Right? Yeah,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: what the Danielle has to do with us? Danyelle is
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: the person that told me to give you a call
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: and prank phone call you. This is Nephew till Me
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Hobby Marty shout, Dominae, Oh my god,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I am here like because my kids
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: are in the other room doing school work. I'm and
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: texting my husband. You have me out here looking crazy.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've already started sweating. I thought I
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: was gonna have to take this man. Of course, your cousin,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: your cousin Daniel, since you run, he runs two three
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: times a day. She say this COVID nineteen is driving
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: her crazy. Time. You gotta get us. God, she is listening.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: She is messed up to this. I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: get her back, all right, but you gotta tell me, Dominique,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: show in the line. Obviously it's the Steve Harvey Monty Show.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: That is man stupid. I'm not gonna come out here.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: All got the pressure water, just did the driveway and
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: then and then in the sidewalf your shoe got all that. Lady,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: we're going you can't like that, Oh, I kind of.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I'm stupid, man, I'm just really stupid. I am that
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I want I want to say this right now because
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I missed out on some things. I missed out on Montgomery, Alabama.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I missed out on Oh my God, Jackson, Mississippi. I
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: missed out on UM. I was eager to go to Ohio.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I had that lined up. When this comes back and
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: we are back on the groove, trust me, I'm still coming.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: The nephew we go. I promise you, I'm coming as
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: soon as this clears out and everything is safe and
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: you're safe and I'm safe the la you ain't. I
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: don't play for the Lakers. I'm telling Joe. Everywhere they
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: let men, everybody suffered, called they suffer. All right, think
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: your nephew coming up next to Strawberry letter subject this
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: young man has been weaken the knees. We'll get into
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 52:02
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• 52:23
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• 52:24
  Speaker 1: is strawberry letter, thank you few subject. This young man
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: has me weak in the knees. Dear Stephen Shirley. I
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: am a sixty three year old black woman and I've
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: never been married and I don't have any children. I
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: was raised to believe that sex outside of marriage was wrong,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: so I didn't have sex until I was thirty two
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: years old. It was never that exciting to me, so
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I did not put much effort into having a great
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: sex life. I always met and dated great guys, but
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: they would all tell me that I had no passion
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: or promise in the bedroom. For that same reason, I
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: have never had an orgasm until this year. I'm at
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: a forty two year old man and we hit it off.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't think i'd fall for him, so I never
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: told him my age or my sexual history. The first
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: time we were intimate, he didn't care how inexperienced I was.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: He did all of the work and I had several
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: out of body experiences with him. I can honestly say
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: that I have been missing out on something magical. I
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: could not get enough of this man. But there's just
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: one little problem. I'm ashamed of him. He's a thug
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: and he owns a barbershop, so he is always in
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: jeans and a hoodie or T shirt. I can usually
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: hear his music before he pulls up in my driveway.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: My neighbors have seen him come and go, and I
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: know it looks strange that he leaves late at night.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I can't let any of my friends or family know
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: about him. He says he is not seeing anyone else
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: and that I'm special to him. I may be hypnotized
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: by the sex, but I really enjoy talking to him too.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: He's got his head unstraight and he takes care of
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: his business. Is this man out of my league and
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I need to leave him where I found him? Or
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: is it okay to have a secret maintenance man? I
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: have a lot of catching up to do. Yes, you do.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: First of all, why do you think you have to
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: keep him a secret. I mean, you are sixty three
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: years old. That means you are good and grown. So
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: what you do is your business. I mean you don't
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: have to explain it to anyone. You don't have any kids.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I'm amazed that your life is not your own right now.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: And what I mean by that is you're letting all
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: these other people what they think and say, run you
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: because you don't want them to meet him. He's a
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: secret to you and all of that. I mean, you
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: want to keep him a secret. You said you're ashamed
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: of him. Why why are you ashamed of him because
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: the age difference? Or because you think he's a thug?
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: You call him a thug. Why do you call him
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: a thug because he wears jeans and a hoodie? I
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: don't understand. Then you say near the end of the
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: letter that he has his head unstraight. You like talking
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: to him, he takes care of business. So which is it?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Is he a thug or does he have his head
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: unstraight and take care of business and you like talking
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: to him? You know, what do you want for yourself?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I think you just need to really sit down and
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: make up your mind at sixty three so you can
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: go ahead and live your life. You have to have
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: a say in your own life. And how you know,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: without all these other people in your business, you've already
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: missed out on a lot. Like you said at the
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: end of your letter, you have a lot of catching
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: up to do. Yes, you do a whole lot. So
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: let's start now, Steve, Well, I know what's really going
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: on him. Sixty three year old black woman, never been married,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: ain't got no kids, he was raised right Belee. The
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: sex outside the marriage was wrong. Everybody and heard that
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: one supposed to be a sin. It is called for anication.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: But we already know that. That's everybody seeing. So I
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: ain't have sex tours thirty two. What never that exciting
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: to me? I ain't put a lot of effort into it.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I just pretty much just laid over there, you know,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: and then, uh, you have some great guys, but day oh, everybody,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: all of them told you you ain't got no passion
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: because you were just laying there. Oh ma'am, see mean
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: you don't have passion. You need something, noises something. You
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: got to reach over and spank something, something, got to
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: try something, got to talk back. I got to just
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: holler out something. We need something. You just over there
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: just taking breath deeper, like when is you gonna be too?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: You know, I mean we need something. You know, you know,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: you're sixty three years old. You could have just you know,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: call out some old nat sat anything. You know you
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: need something, You you need something, But she's sixty three nine.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: You know that we need something. You just laying up there.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: What's the name sat near Maya? You know, you know
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: something called after the practice, say some old ass name,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: and so you know it would have helped. Now for
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: that reason, she said, I've never had a orgasm until
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: this year. Here we go, met this funny to you
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: old man, and we hit it off. I ain't think
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I fall for him, so I never told him my
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: age on my sexual history. First time we was intimate,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't care high experienced I was. He did all
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  Speaker 1: the work, and I had several out of body experiences
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  Speaker 1: with him. This is what this whole damn that about.
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  Speaker 1: Several out of body experiences with him. Every woman listening
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  Speaker 1: is picked back when you said several out of body
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  Speaker 1: experience it because I want all We won't hold on, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up in
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  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour subject took the dam
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  Speaker 1: This young man has been waking the knees. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Harpy Morning Show, all right, Come on, Steve, let's read
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  Speaker 1: up today's druery letter. Carlin still laughing. The sixty young
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  Speaker 1: man has me weak in the knees. This lady sixty three,
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  Speaker 1: black lady, ain't never been mad, had no kids, didn't
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  Speaker 1: have sex to she was thirty two. Wasn't that exciting?
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  Speaker 1: She didn't put a lot of effort into it. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: share of a day that told hooded, she just you know,
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  Speaker 1: laying that she just you ain't got no passional promise
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  Speaker 1: in the bedroom. I mean like you when they tell
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got no promise in the bedroom, I mean
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  Speaker 1: like you ain't even trying to put forth no effort.
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  Speaker 1: I've told you several old names. You could have been
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  Speaker 1: hauling out. Try something, reach round there, frank him a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, give him some type of cadgement, you know,
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  Speaker 1: bite him on his shoulder, give him something, you know,
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  Speaker 1: dig your nails in the center of his back. You
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  Speaker 1: don't call out names. And Eric Kiffer's a wrong name
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  Speaker 1: that wraps you know, you know, and just something to
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  Speaker 1: give a man some type of inkling that you that
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: you there didn't you know, but the first time we
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  Speaker 1: was intimate, you met this forty to your man, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: first time we was intimate, you never told him your
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: age or your sexual history. He didn't care how inexperienced
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  Speaker 1: out of it. He did all the work, and I
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: had several out of body experiences. That's what this whole
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: damn letter about. I don't know what you wrote for,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: but I know what this letter about is them out
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: of body experiencing. See he did all the work. He
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: You was delaying that, doing your usual nothing. But homeboy
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: was in there, turning, re angling, pulling. Yeah, come on
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: coming in hard left. I'm talking about just go low
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: and then cut make a turn upward. He was in there,
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  Speaker 1: and you had several out of body experiences. But there's
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  Speaker 1: just one little problem. I'm ashamed of him. He's a
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  Speaker 1: thug and he owns a barbershop, so he always in jeans,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: a hoodie or a T shirt. What you can This
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: ain't about you going nowhere. This about he come over.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: The neighbors have seen him come and go, and I
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: know a little strange. He leaves late at night. He
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: get that late. You know what this is. But see,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: you know what you kept doing. You're trying to talk
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: yourself out of this too. Quit talking yourself out of
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  Speaker 1: every damn thing. You have had several out of body experiences,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: that's what this is. This ain't your soul, mate, This
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: is just somebody who is giving you some moments before
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  Speaker 1: your ass Leave him now. Don't go on it, Murdle,
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  Speaker 1: you're sixty three years I'm just gonna labs here and
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Murdle listened to him. You ain't got to be proud
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  Speaker 1: of him. He a thug, He owned a barber shop.
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  Speaker 1: He pull up in a dry where your neighbors have
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: seen you come and go. It looks strange. He leave
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: it now. I can't let any of your friends know
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: about him. Family. Why he said he ain't seeing anyone
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: else and I'm special to him. That's not true. How
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  Speaker 1: he ain't seeing nobody else. Ain't no man forty some
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: years old ain't seeing nor all them out of body
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: experiences you have it? How you think he learned how
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  Speaker 1: to do it? That ain't at the house by yourself practicing.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: I can tell you that right now, when you're passing
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: out out of body experiences, it's because you know how
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  Speaker 1: to bring everybody. I say, body, you didn't roll some
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  Speaker 1: eyes in the back of the head and open your
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  Speaker 1: eyes and saw they went Okay, that's the move, checkmate.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Let me mark that down. That's how you get experienced.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: I may be hypnotized by the sex you think you
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: ask any woman as a man giving them an out
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: of body experience, and they asked them what they hypnotized.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Girl in a damn trance, Children of the Coin, The
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Walking Dead, Chainsaw Massacre, Hell Thriller video Michael Jackson. Everybody
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: came out to groundstar clapping. He got his head on
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: street and I really enjoy talking to him. Yeah, he
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: got his head on straight, and he take care of
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: his business. Is this man out of my league? No? No,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: hein't out your league? Here in your house, here in
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: your bed? How he out your league? And I need
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: to leave him where I find it? Where did you
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: find him? Yeah? You know she a boba here baber
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: and he a third? Where was you at murder? Where
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: you met the baba on the third? Or is it
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: okay to have a secret maintenance man? You got one?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Don't it feel okay? Gonna have yourself? So you ain't
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: never been married, you ain't got no kids. You to
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: talked yourself out of everything your whole life. Man, let
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: him come through down, do what you do? Hands on that.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Steve post your comments on today's Strubberry Letter.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: It's Steve Harvey as the money and donation. Don't forget
• 1:05:02
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  Speaker 1: Now coming up in forty six minutes after the hour,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: it's our girl from the Talk, the one and Only,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Cheryl Underwood. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Steve please introduced, and gentlemen, come on, come on now,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: put your hands together for sure. Underwood, thank you, Steve
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Harvey and Steve Harvey Morning Show. I was gonna talk
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: about what a clown, uh, the President Trump is, but
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna talk about that. I was gonna talk
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: about how you holding up people money when your name
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: got to be on check. But I ain't gonna talk
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: about that. I'm gonna talk about that white lady to
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: be up there with them expensive stoves. I ain't gonna
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: talk about That's right, That's right. I ain't gonna talk
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: about how Donald Trump don't be messing with Foucher. We
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: like Foucher. I'm gonna talk about none of that. Well,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: maybe I'm talking, okay. I ain't gonna talk about all
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: the white people over in Michigan and all of rebelling
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: because they talking about it. What is it? What did
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: they say, Shirley West a dictatorship because they need to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: stay at home. As soon as one of they asked
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: us catch the rona, then they're gonna be like, we
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: should have listened, dude. I need to talk about the
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: fact that President Obama has endorsed Joe Biden. It is
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: only popping now. I ain't gonna talk about that. Tommy, Tommy,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: he did that fact did the video like he's about
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: to drop a mixtape. I was like, yeah, it's going down,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: We're about to win this, Junior. Huh what you talking doing?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Your damns all of what you just answering me? Oh,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I know everything. I know. I got eyes early, well,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I know everything. Who is this trick? Who is that?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: What is what? Don't have me pull my switch blade out? My?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Was you north from Arkansas? We always carry a blade?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: What the hell? Hell? Who is it? Julian? Who is it?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: It better be somebody? What who? I don't hum me,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: don't hump me. You wouldn't huh when your little fingers
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: was on your little keyboard. You wasn't when you was
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: all in somebody Damn y'all dm and it and you
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: bet not has sent her no damn pictures or to
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: say something. Man, you didn't sent some fruit fruit something
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: from shut you out? You send it something? Did you
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: senter the good fruit like the peaches from the Harry
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  Speaker 1: and the other company He went on the Bristol farming
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  Speaker 1: got it? Oh? Hell no, that was too close to
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: where I listen to me, Junior, see you play too much.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: You're doing stuffing for women. I'm over here on isolation,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: living on free those and everything, and you happened somebody
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: being nourished when I see you after the quarantine is over. Okay,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. S No is a wrong man.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Sheryl back, because Junior ain't had a chance. We'll be
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: right back. We got more. It's happening. Junior falling out.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: We were falling out. Now you're listening. Welcome back to
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: the ride as if you were gone. We had it.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Sheryl Underwood doing her normal segment, and uh, an alarming
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: thing came about. She overheard Junior on the radio saying
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: that women be sliding into him his dms and he's
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: sliding into women. Then and then Tommy told Sheryl that
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Junior bought the girl that stayed crossed the hall from
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: her some fruit having This'm not scary ass ain't even
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: saying no, I'm not. I'm trying not stee, I'm trying
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: hard right what the love I have for Junior? See?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I just can't believe he would do that to me.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying to me, I love? I
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: thank you that sharing the scribe berries. A matter of fact,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to say scrabberry though more you
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: want here saying just fruits. I don't want. Sorry, she
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: get a hole of yourself. I'm sorry calling you would
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: do a tight thing time you would do the same.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: You would do the same thing too. If let somebody
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: bring some plums or some cherish, you know, the black
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: good cherish that bad don't get CHERI he ka can't wait,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: tom Me, let me tell you what. I'm so hurt.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: You know that's you know, that's my freak name. It's Kee.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Never knew. Ain't we because it's furry on the outside
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: and juice on the inside. But you might get a
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: pit stuck. Can't get you that? Don't make no dance it, Julian,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: How you would last something? Can't we? That's our thing?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: That is our thing? Joe, how did you do this
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: to me? Say something, say something. Don't say I don't
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: want to hear. I want here, I want hear. You know,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: you know I can't come out and do nothing to you.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: You breaking my heart. You can't let me, let me,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: let me do true hair. Somebody sleeping damn, oh yeah,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: somebody taking my play. Say something, Julian, say something, say something,
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  Speaker 1: say I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Shut that's right. Thing. I knew it was something going on.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: You were two damn loving something. Yes, it's written all
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: over your damn You don't have to let you talk, okay, sod, okay.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: I was just I was just what he was, just what.
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  Speaker 1: I was just just talking to people. I just was
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: just talking because I feel like you ain't got to
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: cuss me out on the very body like. Sorry, I
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: didn't mean to cuss you out. I forgive me because
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: you are a man and I should treat you like
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  Speaker 1: the king that you are. Sweater God when I see it,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Lord, I didn't mean to say sweater God.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I swept on Lord Junior when I said, okay, then passion,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: then look kind of passion you and I'd be happy
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: in my mind when I be popping these sheets hard.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: What in your mind? What your say sor say sorry?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Say sorry? Cut you up, get me through some tricks.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: That's what you apologize and you the love I have
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: for you, the love has stays, oh my mind to
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: love we had. I got to go back none of
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: them so nothing past. Oh yeah he got to a joy. Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't believe you're gonna throw me on
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: your Joss. You ain't timing. Just don't make no use.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: You know he has great the web, the well the
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: one that when you when you bited, the juice come out.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: How could you do this to me? Jo Welch's is
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I think you can have smuckers with anybody. Welcher well down.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: How can you do this to me? Because you can
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: have smuckers with anybody. I got Welcher and crunch you
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: peanut butter and I'm a butter unless you allergic to
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: pet us. I don't know what what me? Coming up?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: More music, Thank you, Cheryl, and trending topics and some
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: headlines to a twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: you're listening, well, some sad news to report Chris Cuomo
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: from CNN. You know we all love him. He um
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: is going through his COVID nineteen getting over it. Um.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: But he said that now his wife has it. Um
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: oh man. Yeah. He had been, you know, staying in
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: the basement, quarantining himself, still doing his show every day
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: through everything. He said that now she has it. His
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: wife's name is Christina. She's now positive. It just breaks
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: my heart, he says, it's the one thing I was
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: hoping wouldn't happen, and now it has. Well, yeah, it
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: really is. They have kids, Oh goodness, Yeah, they have kids. Yeah.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Oh man, take care of kids, both of them. Because
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: he's still seeing, he's still battling the Yeah, he is. Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: I mean it takes a lot because the people who
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: have it say their energy is low, they can't get
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: out of bed. But he's out of bed, he's doing it.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: He's working. Yeah. So family, Yeah, Chris chromo christ Yeah yeah. Yeah. Well.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: On another note, the stimulus checks everyone seems to be
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: waiting for could be delayed by a few days because
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: the Treasury Department has ordered that Donald Trump's name be
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: printed on them. That's according to senior IRS officials. That
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: means that seventy million Americans who receive paper checks from
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: the IRS, will see the name President Donald Trump on
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Trump on the left side. This is a first. Now,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: all right, the president's name has never appeared on a
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: payment from the IRS. Before we'll have more of a
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show and some trending news at thirty
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  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Dave Harvey Morning Show. All right time now for asked
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: the CLO the chief love officer is in the building, Steve.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: This one is from Darryl in East Texas. He says,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend and I have known each other since we
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: were seven years old. We started dating, and we started
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: over to say that again, I missed it. My girlfriend
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: and I have known each other since we were seven
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: years old. We started dating in the tenth grade and
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: we haven't spent a moment apart since then. We are
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: in our mid twenties now, and I want to marry her.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: She said we should not get married right away, and
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: she suggested we separate for a while to date other
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: people before we decide on marriage. Someone is in her
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: head and making her think there may be something better
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: out there for her. I don't want to lose her.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: What should I do. Well, you're right, brother, but something
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: is going on. It might not be nobody in her head.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: She could be in her own head. She hasn't experienced
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: much a life, and a lot of times, you know
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: what is graham and being able to see all these
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: highlights of other people's lives. Sometimes it's it's best to
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: go out there to make sure that you can experience
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: life as you know it. And let me explain something
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: to your young brother. If you lose her, it wasn't
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: meant to be. See what you think is meant to be.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: If the two of you don't think it's meant to be,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be. And I was waiting on you
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: to say you want to hold off and go explore,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: but she wants to explore. Hey, man, listen to me.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: If if she gets married and does not scratch that itch,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: you're going to have a problem. So let her go.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: And I know it's hard, man, I know it's hard
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: to let her go. And you've been with hers since
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: you seven, but that don't count. Dog. Take all that
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: we were together at seven sixteen. Yeah, you know, y'all
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: start dating in high school, y'all in your twins, and
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: you've never been apart. But she needs a chance to
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: grow and develop, and you have to allow her that.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: If you love her, let her grow and develop. It
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean that you know she'll fall in love with somebody.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: But okay, in the letter, did he say she wants
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: to start dating other people? Yeah, then bro, let me
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: explain something to you. You need to get ready to
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: go start dating other people too. Yeah, And it's time
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: for both of you to go experience that. Because if
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: a woman says that she wants to start dating other people, bro,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: that ain't a cage though that you can close that
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: when he started around that that but that that burg
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: gonna fly out that cage. Bro, y'all going to split
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: up for a little while. It's meant to be you
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: get back together. That's right. Coming up our last break
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: of the day, there's breakout to day yourself and uh,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have the last breakout of day. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: much better. Thank you, Steve cover the money all right,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have some closing remarks from you as well,
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  Speaker 1: coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening all right here we are the
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a good Thursday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we have fun fun yeah yeah, or Junior had some
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  Speaker 1: kind of day. Yeah, y trauma. I think the silence
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  Speaker 1: today will help. Yeah. You and Cheryl smooth and broke up.
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  Speaker 1: Man cussed out on live radio. I mean she said
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  Speaker 1: the words, yeah we had to beat sure. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but she's in love Junior, yeah, she said in home
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  Speaker 1: mind though that's a different level. She said Kiwi was
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  Speaker 1: her freak name. No kiwis you know? Yeah on it?
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  Speaker 1: Whoa so much today? Yeah? And y'all have a mask?
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  Speaker 1: It's so hard to get a mask? Yeah, yeah, got
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  Speaker 1: I wore one on the plane today when I when
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  Speaker 1: I flew in, what's wrong? Get your hands on and
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, and they actually are you have to wear
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  Speaker 1: them for safety, of course, but they're kind of hard
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  Speaker 1: to wear too. Man, this was so funny. What I'm
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: at the airport right, this is the true story. And
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: the bag handlers was talking and I was kind of
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  Speaker 1: close to him, right, and the dude say, m man
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  Speaker 1: at steak and the dude say what he said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: you don't smell that? And the dude say no, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I got on the mask. He said, Man, this stink
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  Speaker 1: he's a dog. Take your mask off. He pulled his
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  Speaker 1: mask down. He said, I don't smell it no more.
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  Speaker 1: He dog. He talk. These two dudes was talking. This
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  Speaker 1: dude took off running. He said, that's you. Man. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: say holder, Man, i'd be back. I'm gonna go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: brush my teeth. What just just happened at the airport
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  Speaker 1: to day. I'm to tell y'all that earlier, this really happened. Man.
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  Speaker 1: The two bag hellos, the two brothers was talking. He's
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  Speaker 1: a man. I smell something, man, he said, you smell that.
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  Speaker 1: He's a man. I don't smell nothing. Man, brush a
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: man something smell. He's gonna take your mask off. He
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: took his mask off. He say, I don't smell it.
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  Speaker 1: He said, man, that's called that's you. That's below the
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  Speaker 1: guns and blew it into it. He says, man, I
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  Speaker 1: got to go ahead and brush my teeth and pray. No, really, man,
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  Speaker 1: I promise your true story that just happened today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell y'all that I'll stand over the balls. I
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  Speaker 1: almo ran with them two dudes. Oh man, okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: see hey, let me say this to everybody. Um, I
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  Speaker 1: understand that these are difficult times. I do understand it,
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  Speaker 1: and I understand that it's challenging. I understand the quarantine
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  Speaker 1: is real. I understand that it's days when it's just
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: not fun. But man, can I tell you something, though,
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  Speaker 1: If you would just fix your focus, if you could
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  Speaker 1: just fix your focus, man, if you could just take
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: your focus and put it on the good and the
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  Speaker 1: part to be grateful for the fact that if you
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: haven't been affected, that's something to be grateful for. If
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: you've been affected and you survived it, that's something to
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  Speaker 1: be grateful for. If your children are safe, that's something
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: to be grateful for. Man. I know, man, people are
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: complaining about the size of their apartments and everything, and
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: y'all talking about this, but y'all got yards and all
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  Speaker 1: this here. Hey, it's uncomfortable for everybody. I don't care
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: if you got a yard, I don't care if you
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: ain't got no balcony, I don't care. It's uncomfortable because
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: we are in a new norm, and for a period
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  Speaker 1: of time, this is going to be the norm. So
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: you've got to fix your focus. You got to, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's up to you. You can fix your focus if
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: you change your attitude about this whole thing. You would
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: be amazed that is some good in this for you.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: There is an opportunity in this downtime for you to
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  Speaker 1: make some improvements. I got you might not be working.
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  Speaker 1: I got that. I got you worried about how you're
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: gonna pay for this and how you're gonna pay for that.
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  Speaker 1: But let me tell you something about wary that I've learned.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Almost worried myself right on in the high blood pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I learned about worry. Wary
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  Speaker 1: changes absolutely nothing. And I learned the spiritual reason for
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: my worry was I was projecting and looking off into
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  Speaker 1: a future of which I had no business or control over.
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  Speaker 1: But as I peered into the future, I saw just
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: me there alone. I didn't see the God I served.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see the God that had brought me through
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: every other crisis I had ever been in in my life.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't feel to that. I didn't put that into
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  Speaker 1: the equation. I just saw me and my shortcomings in
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: my inadequacies in the future, and I began to worry
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  Speaker 1: and fret about it, become anxious. Over the moment I
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  Speaker 1: stopped worrying about the future the moment I started living
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  Speaker 1: in the presence and talking to this God I served,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: and then when I did look into the future, I
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: incorporated into the equation that he'll be there also. It
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: chilled me right all night. I invite you to do
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: some say I invite you to do, to say, put
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: some faith on it. Y'all, stop worring. God gonna take
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: care of you. He always has. Ain't that the truth?
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. Well, I love to say
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: you have a great weekend, but it's almost here, and
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: it won't be a weekend to just be a few
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: more days. So let's just have some good more days off.
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