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Essence NOLA, Today Show, Street Clothes, Men's Feelings and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in a cove. Not good listening to
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  Speaker 1: the mother. Please, I don't join joining me. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn you, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn
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  Speaker 1: you got to turn them out. Then turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your thing, huh, I
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  Speaker 1: shall will. Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on DIGMI now. One and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Why Because God, God is in the
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  Speaker 1: blessing business. If you go get in line, he has
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  Speaker 1: something for you. God is amazing. The plan he actually
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  Speaker 1: has for you is so far greater than you can
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  Speaker 1: possibly imagine. It's really mind blowing. And as I look
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  Speaker 1: back on where He's brought me from and what he's
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  Speaker 1: currently doing for me, all I can do is tell
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  Speaker 1: you is God. That's all I can tell you. Because
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  Speaker 1: I tell you right now, I didn't foresee it. You know.
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  Speaker 1: It oftentimes amazes me when I listen to celebrities when
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  Speaker 1: they interview, how they say, you know, I always always
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  Speaker 1: thought that this would happen for me, and I just
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  Speaker 1: you know, it could be true, but for me, it's
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  Speaker 1: not that way at all. I didn't imagine it this way.
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  Speaker 1: I had a dream of becoming famous one day, but
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea would it would ever get to this.
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  Speaker 1: It was a very very simple desire for fame. There
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  Speaker 1: is no way I could have seen all this. There
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  Speaker 1: is no way I am telling you this is. This
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  Speaker 1: has been nothing for me but the grace of God,
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  Speaker 1: and all the times I failed, every time I had fallen,
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  Speaker 1: he picked me up, He dusted me off, and he
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  Speaker 1: kept me moving. It has been an amazing thing to
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  Speaker 1: watch God do what he do. As I look back
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  Speaker 1: on my history and you sometimes look back on your history,
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  Speaker 1: you've got to see, man, wow, what God has done
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  Speaker 1: for you and what He's brought you through to enable
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  Speaker 1: you to be where you are. It is amazing because really,
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  Speaker 1: I mean really real talk. Now, had he allowed all
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  Speaker 1: of the decisions I had made to play all the
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  Speaker 1: way out, I can assure you I wouldn't be here today.
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  Speaker 1: But God, through this grace and mercy, who had a
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  Speaker 1: plan for me, who was just waiting on me to
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  Speaker 1: come get in line, and then he was gonna start
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  Speaker 1: empty in Now he was gonna start shipping out all
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  Speaker 1: the boxes in heaven with my name on it. And man,
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  Speaker 1: what a great god he is, What a great god
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  Speaker 1: he is. And you have boxes of blessings with your
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  Speaker 1: name on it that he is waiting to ship. But
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  Speaker 1: he needs you to go down there and get in line.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is. It is not that he has
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  Speaker 1: more boxes for other people than he do you. He
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  Speaker 1: got boxes with your name on it who have never
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  Speaker 1: been shipped. Because you will not get in line to
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  Speaker 1: go get him. You will not ask God for him,
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  Speaker 1: you will not do the things necessary to attain them.
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  Speaker 1: We stop our own blessings. Man, I have been the
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  Speaker 1: biggest stopper of my blessings than anybody else. I can't
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  Speaker 1: really get mad at nobody. I got nobody to blame
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  Speaker 1: for my existence but me. But then at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: I can't take credit for this. I really really can't.
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  Speaker 1: I kid you not. I cannot take credit for it.
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  Speaker 1: And if you ever see me taking credit for it,
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  Speaker 1: tap me on the shoulder, say Steve, pull up. Remember
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  Speaker 1: you said this ain't about you. If you catch me
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  Speaker 1: taking too much credit, you have my permission to stop me.
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  Speaker 1: Now here. It is the deal, though, and this is
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  Speaker 1: what I want to get through to you today. Moving
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  Speaker 1: forward while under attack, new level, new devil. You know,
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  Speaker 1: every time you go somewhere, every time you try to progress,
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  Speaker 1: every time you make a decision to be better, to
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  Speaker 1: do better, that's going to be a confrontation you're going
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  Speaker 1: to have because it is the enemy's job to not
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  Speaker 1: see you go forward, do better. Won't more behave yourself?
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  Speaker 1: There is a force that is operative out there that
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  Speaker 1: has people working on his behalf twenty four seven. You
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  Speaker 1: got a computer, go go read a blog. Just go
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  Speaker 1: read a blog. They're busy man, not knowing, but just
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  Speaker 1: saying evil stuff constantly. That's a job. Well, here's what happens.
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  Speaker 1: I you. We have to always keep moving forward while
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  Speaker 1: we're under attack, because the attack is going to always come.
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  Speaker 1: If you allow the attackers to stop you, you will
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  Speaker 1: lose that particular battle. And you cannot afford this. You know.
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  Speaker 1: My father used to say, be careful when you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to kick somebody off the ladder, because you got to
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  Speaker 1: take your foot off too, and you might slip. And
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  Speaker 1: so when people are taking their feet off the ladder,
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  Speaker 1: most something more. The majority, the may't even up own
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  Speaker 1: a ladder. They just at the bottom throwing stuff up
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  Speaker 1: at you. They are just shaking your ladder. They ain't
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  Speaker 1: even they ain't even on your level. Really tell you
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  Speaker 1: the truth, they really not. You have moved on far
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  Speaker 1: beyond them, spiritually, physically, everything, but they are still shaking
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  Speaker 1: your ladder and attacking. You. Keep moving forward while under attack,
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  Speaker 1: because the attacks are going to come. If you take
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  Speaker 1: the time to stop and address it, you are impeding
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  Speaker 1: your own progress. This is very important to understand. Go
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  Speaker 1: on about your business and remember Steve Harvey, and remember
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  Speaker 1: those of you out there. There is a Bible verse
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  Speaker 1: that helps me out every time. And I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I got it on six different plaques sitting all around
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  Speaker 1: my offices. Everywhere I go, I can read it Isaiah
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  Speaker 1: fifty seventeen, No weapon formed against me. Sheall prosper that
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  Speaker 1: because this is that he will put me under his
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  Speaker 1: wings or protection. And this is my inheritance as a
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  Speaker 1: servant of the Lord period. I'm his boy, he my man,
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  Speaker 1: so so dig so, so when you come in for me,
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  Speaker 1: I have to just rest on that Lord right there,
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  Speaker 1: that he got it that no weapon formed against mechall prosper.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like you. Sometimes you know we know better,
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  Speaker 1: but sometimes we don't do better. Man, let them say
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  Speaker 1: what they're gonna say. When they get through saying it,
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  Speaker 1: when they get through writing it, when they get through
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  Speaker 1: talking about you, when they get through lyne about you.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what they're gonna have to do. They're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to step back and watch your rise. They're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to kick back and watch what God got for you,
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  Speaker 1: because nothing God got for you. Can't nobody stop it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what they do. Keep moving forward while
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  Speaker 1: under attack. You know, somebody tell you something. Minister Lewis
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  Speaker 1: Fairkhan taught me something very important one day. He says, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: remember this. He said. It is a common thing for
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  Speaker 1: a dog to bark up at the moon. But if
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  Speaker 1: the moon balks back at the dog, the dog becomes famous.
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  Speaker 1: You feel me, the moon was talking to you. What
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  Speaker 1: did you? How did the moon stop and talk to you?
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  Speaker 1: Don't give them that. Let the dog bark up at
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  Speaker 1: the moon. Don't you be up there? You go where
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  Speaker 1: God got you going. Don't bark back at this dog
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  Speaker 1: because the dog come famous because they ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 1: able to get to you. But the dog is famous.
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  Speaker 1: Now they want to interview the dog. Now the dog
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  Speaker 1: guess what he gonna do? More barking? Guess what about you? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Gone about your business, y'all? God is in the blessing
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  Speaker 1: business all day long. Man, Go get in line, get
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  Speaker 1: you some get them packages and boxes ship to you.
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  Speaker 1: They got your name on it. Ladies and gentlemen, it
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  Speaker 1: is upon us to Steve Harvey Morning show is here. Surprisingly, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's just be grateful. If you woke up this morning
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  Speaker 1: like I did on the frustrated side of the bed,
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  Speaker 1: get off of that side because it ain't gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: Just get back, start over. They ain't gonna need to
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  Speaker 1: being frustrated. Nothing you can do about it. It's called life.
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  Speaker 1: Things happen. Let's move on, Let's move forward. Sometimes, Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: you have to take your own advice. It ain't bout
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  Speaker 1: you all the time. What it's you need a wife
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  Speaker 1: to remind you of that? It ain't bout you all
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  Speaker 1: the time. This ain't the judge shower. Yeah, this ain't
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  Speaker 1: the judge show. In my mind, my catchy ass come backwards.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the hell you think. But you didn't say it,
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  Speaker 1: though I'm saying hell no, say that, lady, gentlemen, Shirley
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry callin for real Mississippi Monica or Junior Kids Bakes
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  Speaker 1: and Nephew Tommy Juniors on your mind. Let's stay around there.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just because you frustrate this morning up? How
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  Speaker 1: many things have you wanted to say to your wife
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  Speaker 1: that you can't so you have a list of statements
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  Speaker 1: that you keep in your man see right there and
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  Speaker 1: see for you you to make that question obviously, because
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  Speaker 1: you don't have a wife. Okay, you don't have a
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  Speaker 1: wife that got friends that listen to the show that
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  Speaker 1: could go back and go girl out on my way
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  Speaker 1: in this morning if your up is so crazy? He said,
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  Speaker 1: you get on his last Damn that. Oh he said
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  Speaker 1: that right after I told him this wasn't a judge show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh didn't here on the radio talking about ye see Junior.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I'm a little smarter than that because I've
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  Speaker 1: benefit for a while and I know not to let
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  Speaker 1: somebody who ain't in this tell me how to be
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  Speaker 1: in this. And you're not in this, so you're not
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  Speaker 1: fitting to get me in this. See that's what happens
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  Speaker 1: when you're single. You ain't ever thinking really I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, yeah, you ain't ever thinking sitting then
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  Speaker 1: and then and then the other thing that your parents
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  Speaker 1: lay on you. That's what you get for thinking right.
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  Speaker 1: And then the other one I used to get was
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  Speaker 1: who asked you to think right? Mama? I thought, well,
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  Speaker 1: who asked you to think? I'm this mindless ass idiot? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Here you keep telling me to get good grades. Now
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  Speaker 1: you don't want me to think making your mind up.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't say that either, though. Oh yeah to my mama.
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  Speaker 1: Teeth you see these teeth? Yea if my mama. My
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  Speaker 1: mama slapped me so hard one time. She said, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna slap you so hard you ain't gonna be able
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  Speaker 1: to get dnches. And you know when you ate, you
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  Speaker 1: don't really know what dnches are. I just knew it
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  Speaker 1: was gonna be a really hard slap, so I avoided
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  Speaker 1: that slap mind time. Like, man, thank you see what
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  Speaker 1: you started? Junior, mister single, I ain't got no damn
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  Speaker 1: By the coming up with thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll run that prank back with the nephew right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, nephew, it's time to kick
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  Speaker 1: this show off, put it in gear with run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for us now? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you've given up, but I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: give up something special for the lad Take a listen
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  Speaker 1: if you wore cat dog. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach Dorsey. Yeah. This is it this cliff Man. I
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  Speaker 1: work at the post office with your wife. Yeah. How
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  Speaker 1: you're doing, bro, I'm doing all right? Everything cool? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Everything good man? Everything good. Um. Like I say, my
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  Speaker 1: name is cliff Man. I wanted to reach out and
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  Speaker 1: holt you about a couple of things. If you if
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  Speaker 1: you got a minute, you gott a minute. Yeah, everything
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  Speaker 1: all right with my wife. It's something wrong or something no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no no no, your wife good man,
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  Speaker 1: your wife good. I wanted to hit you up. Man.
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  Speaker 1: We've been working at the post office quite a while.
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  Speaker 1: We've probably been in the same room a few times. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember meeting me or not,
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  Speaker 1: but uh, okay, okay. But what I wanted to say, man,
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  Speaker 1: is trying to do better with my life dog and
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  Speaker 1: you know, just just trying to do better, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So you know, for lint Man, I
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  Speaker 1: gave up a few things. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought that would be a good thing, man,
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  Speaker 1: to try to do the things that matter the most,
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  Speaker 1: that you addicted to, you know, you want to get
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  Speaker 1: rid of. You know what I'm saying, at least for
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  Speaker 1: Lent is what I trying to do. You feel me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh hey, I'm kind of confused. But what they got
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  Speaker 1: to do with me? Basically, Man, I'm giving up for Lent.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I decided to give up messing around with
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  Speaker 1: your wife, you know, because because who whoa hold on? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, Man, I'm at work. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about. But back up and rephrase everything you
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  Speaker 1: just said. Well, like I say, Man, for Lent, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to I'm trying to give up stuff that I'm
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  Speaker 1: that I'm addicted to. So I said, what they got
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  Speaker 1: to do with me and my wife though? And you
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  Speaker 1: well that's what I'm trying to tell you, Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to give up messing around with your wife for lent. Man,
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about man, messing around with my wife. Man,
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  Speaker 1: got no time for no games? Right now? Who this man? Like,
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  Speaker 1: what's your name again? This is Cliff Man? I actually
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  Speaker 1: worked with her for the last ten twelve years. But
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  Speaker 1: what I wanted to really let you know was, you know,
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  Speaker 1: her schedule probably gonna train because what we used to
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  Speaker 1: be doing we ain't doing. So she probab gonna be
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  Speaker 1: coming home a little bit earlier, things like that. But
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  Speaker 1: after Lena's over, then you know, whip be back what
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  Speaker 1: we used to do. Man, what is you talking bout? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, it's my wife's going to be home in
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  Speaker 1: a minute. We're gonna talk about all the yep with me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to go hold on, what what are you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you in the city right now? Can I can
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  Speaker 1: I meet with you right now? What I'm trying to say, Well,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm saying, I'm trying to do better. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I gave up trying to do better. That sound like
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of to me. I got something for you
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  Speaker 1: and my wife? True? Okay, okay, okay, man, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: ain't you feeling me? Don't trying to do better? Though?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't selling the thing you calling me telling me
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  Speaker 1: my wife? I think we need to meet up and
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  Speaker 1: talk about this face to face. Clip what you think
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  Speaker 1: I mean? We talked right now? If you want to
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  Speaker 1: have a conversation. No, no, no, you just tell me
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  Speaker 1: your address and me and my wife's gonna just come
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  Speaker 1: on over there. How about that we all sit down
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  Speaker 1: and have a little power WI. I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: thank you is, man, but me and my wife been
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  Speaker 1: together over fifteen years and we ain't never had no
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  Speaker 1: problems with no like this, like the you're telling me
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  Speaker 1: on this phone. It sounds like a bunch of crazy
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  Speaker 1: to me. But somebody nick gonna today if the true?
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  Speaker 1: So what you need to do? You need to tell
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  Speaker 1: me your name, your number. And I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: you call from this block phone number. You hear me, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hearing you. Man, what I'm saying, the reason for
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  Speaker 1: the call was to let you know, you know, don't
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  Speaker 1: get used to her schedule because after Lint, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be back to the way it used to beat. That's
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  Speaker 1: all the phone call. Man, what's the he's you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: We'll getting nu not what what's your? What's your what's
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  Speaker 1: your what's your last name? Cliff? I'm gonna come find you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come see you now. Jack. My name is Cliff.
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  Speaker 1: Like I say, I work at the Cliff and I
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  Speaker 1: work at the post. Off was with So, okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: how come you call from a block number, Cliff, what's
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  Speaker 1: your phone number? Many? Hey, man, listen, I'm not trying
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  Speaker 1: to have no confrontation with you. Man, it's already a confrontation.
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  Speaker 1: You can call my phone from a block number. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know you, you don't know me, and you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me you've been my wife? Are you serious? Did you
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  Speaker 1: know she was married? I mean what you mean did
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  Speaker 1: you know he was married? Yes? Or no? I mean yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know? I mean yeah, I knew she was married. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what that is? You knew that from the jump, So
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  Speaker 1: that means you've been disrespecting me from the jump. So
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  Speaker 1: now I got to getting your naw you just and
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  Speaker 1: told off on yourself. So here, regardless, I'm coming to
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  Speaker 1: see you today, Jack Hey, and my name ain't Jack Man.
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  Speaker 1: My name Clip, but you're not. I'm not gonna look here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have no I'm not trying to have no confrontation.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted you to be aware of the schedule. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm definitely aware. Not Clip, Who the hend is you? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Another thing? Man? I want to see him, like I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know your tattoo on your name on her lower back.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen that. Uh it's say Dorsey right there? Whoa whoa,
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  Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa whoa? Hold on, hold on, man, you're
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  Speaker 1: telling me you haven't seen the tattoo on her back?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you talk? A lower back? Man? Right
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  Speaker 1: right right right on above a tail phone? Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 1: seen it, Dorsy. Your name Dorsey? Right man? Who the
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  Speaker 1: kid is this? Man? What's your real name? Hey? Man?
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  Speaker 1: They calm down? Man? Are you Are you cool with
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  Speaker 1: the down you call my phone? Are you school with
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  Speaker 1: the schedule change? Is what I'm asking? What are you
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  Speaker 1: cool with her schedule change? And you see what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: Her schedu are gonna come back to normal once Lynt
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  Speaker 1: is old with. I gave up messing around with her
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  Speaker 1: for d but not for your man. I'm not cool
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  Speaker 1: with the thing. I'm about to be cool in your
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  Speaker 1: face in a minute. Now, tell me your name, tell
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  Speaker 1: me your number and your real address, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk about our lives in person. Okay, all right, what
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  Speaker 1: my name? What's your name? My name? Tommy? Man? Okay,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: now we're getting somewhere. Tell me what I mean. I
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: mean while you need my last name because I'm gonna
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: to come see you. What you mean why I need
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: your last name? Hold on? Hold on, somebody get in
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: you on the phone. Hey, hold on, don't go nowhere.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get in you on the phone right now
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna settle this right now. Hold on, you're
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Caller, caller for real? Yep, Tommy? Who
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: what you're scared up? Okay? Man? They call me nephew Tommy.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Oh who my name? Nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: What he No, she didn't set me up? Man, Man,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: your wife got me the prank? Call you miss Now,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: that's why Saint answering the phone. It was over for you. Man.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Y'all come on, man, y'all wrong for this man. This
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: needs to be against the loud man by man, I
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest radio show in
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: the land? Man? Steve Harvey Morning, So I guess thank you,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: crazy man. Coming up next, ask the CLR with the
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey and the building ready for
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: your love questions. Right after this, you're listening every morning
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, and
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: entertainment news. The Essence Festival is coming back this summer.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: That's great news, right, the Sens Festival. We'll be back.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, wait till we tell you who's going to
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: be performing. Its going to be a great show. Great show.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: And Kanye or Yeay as he's called. Now Lin's divorced
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: to getting beat up in the mall. We'll talk about that,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: and somebody who's never been divorced before or and iconic
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: actor James Earl Jones gets a Broadway theater named after him.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: But now it is time to ask the CLO chief
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Love Officer, Steve Harvey, ready for your love questions. Teresa
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: and Machen rites. There's a female that works with me
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: and she is the office snitch. We all know it,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: but I had no idea she would tell on me
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: because we're cool. I took some printer paper home from
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: my child's printer and she told, Now, these white folks
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: think I've been stealing for a while. What can I
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: do to her without losing my job? Well, really, there's
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: nothing you can do to her. Um, Teresa, let's let's
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: have a conversation. Now, you stole some office paper, Yeah,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: in front of Teresa the office snitch. Well you you
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: stole it, Teresa side in front of the office snitch.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: She then told what is what snitches do? Now? What
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: can you do to her and not lose your job? Nothing?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Because all you can do is confront her about it
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: and go I thought we was cool. How could you
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: do such a thing. I just took some paper from
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: my babies printer, right, But you stole Yeah, it wasn't yours.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Thing to do is don't give him a pin to
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: stick you with. Or now here's some more better advice.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Next time you take something. Why don't you look round?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: You ever thought of that? She thought they were cool, though.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Don't do no dirt in front of nobody. No, that's right.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Don't leave witnesses, So don't don't tell nobody when you
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: get ready do dirt. Don't don't share that, just go
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: do it, Go kill everybody. That's right. Steve all Right,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: moving on Sierra in Gulfport, says, I'm thirty six and
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: my man is thirty years older than I am. But
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: he looks great for his age. His daughters, his daughters
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: think I'm with him for his money because they don't
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: see how I take care of him. He told them
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: he's given me access to all of his accounts and
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: credit cards, and his three daughters are older than me.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: How should I address this? Well, let's have an honest conversation.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: If he didn't give you access to all of his
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: credit cards and his money, would you stay with him?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: That would be a no for me. Sorry, I'm talking
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: about nope. So now, how do you address this ere
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: when they know that's what you went it for? You thirty,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: he's sixty six. That's usually the case. Yeah. If I
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: was in that situation that I'm sixty five and some
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: young thirty ye old girl got up on me and
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I was available, Brandy Harley Morgan and Lorie would kill you,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and not no murder for hire. They're gonna do it,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: they damned say. I'm telling you right now, don't go
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: in there trying to reason with them girls, because they
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: know what's up, because they know you thirty and they
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: daddy sixties six. She said, they don't know how she
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: takes care of him. Those we don't, We don't. What
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: are you doing? Was you going down there getting the prescriptions?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing? You didn't
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: put some godrails in the bathroom. So he don't shoot
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: what you didn't did changing the tennis shoes on the
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: bottom of his walkers. So I mean, what are you doing?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: You're probably not doing anything. Well, you know, look, when
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: you're thirty and you're dealing with somebody sixty six, is
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: something come with it? Everybody in ingrate shaping healthy that
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: you say, he don't look like it, but do he
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: act like it? All right, we're moving on, thank you. See,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: we're moving on to be in Saint Louis. He says,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I want a vacation with a close male friend. And
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I've never thought of him sexually. But I let him
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: do a few things to me without going all the way,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: and he was excelent. He said, if he does anything
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: else to me, I will fall in love with him.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I don't like him at all, but I'm very curious
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: should I let him go all the way or not.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: You about a damn lat You didn't let this man
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: do everything to you but go all the way. I
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: don't like him. You just a damn lie at all.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: But he excellent at something. Well, you might not like him,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: but I bet you like what he like. Now, what's
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: what's her question? Shirley She wants to know should she
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: let him go all the way curious? She's very curious. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you're curious. Curiosity to kill the cat and if it
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: to kill you too. And he didn't do something to you,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: and you feln't like it, and you've been frying out, y'all.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Wasn't friends? After all? I told y'all about these friends,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: all right, Maya? And Laurel says, listen to this from Steve,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend, and I stated at his parents home two
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, and since then, his dad sends a good
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: morning text to me every day. It's so annoying? Is
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: it rude? If I ask him to stop? He sends
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: you a good morning every day, the daddy. It could
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: be as simple as old player like you. I want
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: to welcome you to the family. He just started learning
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: how to text. He ain't got a lot of friends,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: you wit. All you gotta do is tap that little
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: thing and put that little heart next to it or
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: ha ha or whatever you know, the little hand waves something.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Just acknowledge him. What does it hurt? I mean? It
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: begs the question, how did he get her number? Shirley,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: She didn't say. She never gave him the number. No,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: she didn't. She didn't say that. How did he? Yeah,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: you know, you can always block him. He ain't gonna
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: nonock is ask. He ain't gonna know what's good. I
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: don't know what happened this infinite, this infinite and winter infinite?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Whatn there for? That? Something else? He won't let me through.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I was shooting that, waiting on it and let me
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: through it. Just ain't let me through and just block
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: his ass. You ain't got to deal with this. What's
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: wrong with you? He's not making any lude comments. He's
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: not in your business. Good morning, Good? Were he trying
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: to tighten it up for a son? Good morning, good
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the family. We's a little bit of knowing,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: but that's other than that. We be people. You don't
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: think daddy got a crush on him. He might been
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: over that two weeks. Even watch you walk around this.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: This was my daddy right here. Good morning, little chicken.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: My daddy used to look chicken. What does that mean
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: that that's how he felt all the girls I dated,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: That's what he called it, little chicken, A little chicken,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: all right? They think I always knew in the back
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: of my mind that has some to do it plucking.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Let it be coming up. Thank you, Clo. Coming up
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, We'll have some entertainment
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: news for you right after this. You're listening to the
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Kevin Hart, Janet Jackson, Nicki Minaje.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Just take a listen to this lineup. They have all
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: signed up for headline as headliners for this year's Essence
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Festival that's going to take place in New Orleans June
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: thirtieth through July third. The producers haven't haven't released the
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: full lineup yet, but they have confirmed appearances from Jasmine Sullivan,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Selmer Walker, the Isisley Brothers, New Edition, and DJ D Nice.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: So that's a good that's a good start right there.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: We don't know who all is going to be there,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: but that's a real good start. Oh, June thirtieth through
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: July third. Essence. That's big. I love that. Yeah, I
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: love it too. Yeah, it's good. That's big. It's nice. Yeah,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: h in New Orleans. Back back if that's just back? Yeah,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite things. Really. Yeah, I don't know
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: if I can go this year? Why not? Why not? Yeah?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: It just don't go down there, man, I just won't
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: go with you though, because you walk in everywhere. No, no,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: she because of your question earlier about now I can't
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: go yeah, now you can't go nowhere with me because
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you're single and stupid. You're gonna get my ass and
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: some trouble. So get your ass married a quick caught
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: in there, man, I'm gonna take you right, I'll be
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: that and as time about you know, Steve? Right here
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: now we had some name drop. Yeah, you don't take
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: a picture with you by yourself when you took a
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: picture with her all of that sea all right, So
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: here we go with with Kanye or Yeay as he
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: likes to be called. Now. Um. He's still reeling from
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: his divorce from Kim Kay, and on Friday he posted
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: on Instagram Steve that divorce is like COVID walking on glass,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: getting beat up in the mall, one soul, getting dragged
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: over cold and other horrible things. What boy, you ain't
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: even been the court yet. You ain't even found out
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: what your payments fitting to be and if you're lost
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: a house yet. This is the early symptoms of divorce. Why, Steve,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: He's been the courts, they got the divorce. The divorce
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: is granted so he's been the court, So what else
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: is next? Oh, when he realized, see the payments ain't
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: started coming out him. Yeah see he got he got
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: dealt the payments, and then he going then you know,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: and then you know, he gonna miss a visitation. Then
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: he gonna want to switch the visitation. Then she's gonna
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: have something already playing with the kids. That's gonna throw
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: his answer into something else. He's gonna stack out on
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: the internet. Yeah. But meanwhile, Steve Kim is going on
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: with her life. She was busy removing her married last name,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: which is West. You know, she's Kim Kardashian West. She's
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: removed all of that just one day after their divorce
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: was final. Yeah, I mean as you should. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: as you should. And that's she's moving on. He don't
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: know what's coming though, he hed no idea and they
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: got a quick divorce too. He don't know that. He
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: still has not felt the brunt of it. He don't
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: know what visitation is really gonna be. Like, the payments
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: ain't came out yet. I don't care how much money
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: you got. See. Yeah, ye, he's in all this whatever
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: he want to be all that. All that is he
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: he just is. The residue of the divorce is what
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: he's going to have to deal with. And he's right
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: about raked over the colds cut in the glass because
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: he because he got that payment amount. Yeah, but the
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: real raking it ain't happened because you ain't had to
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: send it in yet. And I don't care how much
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: money you got. That child support payment is relative. It's
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: relative to what you have. So trust and believe this
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: ain't like you know out of the country where it's
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: a thousand dollars per child. No, that ain't what did this?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: A la beat up at the mall? My ass? Okay,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: you you act. It's actually a prison event and a
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: very unpleasant prison event. That's what it is. Really want
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: to know about it. He needs to sit down to Yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I think of the four kids all the time now here,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: this is Kanye. Kanye is going through a prison event
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: on a nightly basis and tag heat in. WHOA. So
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: now you got that, Then you got to go back
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: up in that sale with Big Oscar Bubba Neil. Then
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: you wake up again. As soon as you wake up,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: somebody take your food trade and your dessert because you're
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: not eating the day and then at lunch they ain't
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do, so they call you upstairs for
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: another prison event. Then when they get through right now, okay, yeah,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: he just he just get in the prison. He got
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the prison. It on. We gotta say congratulations to James
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Earl Jones. The John Court Theater on West forty seventh
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Street in New York will soon be known as the
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: James Earl Jones Theater. The Shubert Organization, which is Broadway's
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: biggest landlord, will rename one of its seven Team theaters
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: after James Earl Jones. This is fulfilling a promise Steve
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: made back when black artists pressed for greater recognition in
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the wake of the twenty twenty protests against societal racism,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: and James Earl Jones, who is ninety one, said that
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: he was honored by the news. He says it means
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: a lot and it's too heavy for him to even
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: try to define. So congratulations to him. Wow. And we
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: have to say our deepest condolences going out to the
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: family of Johnny Brown. He was Nathan Bookman, a good
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: times Yeah, he passed away eighty four years old, So
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: our condolence is going out to the family of Johnny
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Brown TV Legend Bookman. All Right, coming up a twenty
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, our good friend Corey is back
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: with some things on his mind. You know, Corey, he
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: thinks he's deep, but he's not. He really is. We'll
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: be back with Corey right after this. You're listening Steve
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Uh, nephew, Corey is back.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: A good friend, Corey who thinks he's so deep. I
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: talk to him, but he's really not. What's going on
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: with Corey? Call him? You've been You've been talking to
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Corey a lot. Huh, you've been catching up. We're catching up,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: you know, you know it's you know, you know, you know,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: you know weed is legal in California, so you know,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: his his thoughts is somewhere different, you know. They Okay,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: he asked there, all right. I talked to him the
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: other day, and you know, he really at some point
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: sometimes you make a little bit of sense. He's like, no,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: tell me we uh he said, we're coming up on
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Daylight savings time, right, I say, yeah, it's it's it's
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: next it's this coming week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he says,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: So why are we saving it? And what do we
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: keep it? You know, like like do we have a
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: story like don't open that, gonna open that that that's
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: that extra daylight? Don't open Where is this daylight where
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: as we're putting this extra daylight saving? Wait what I
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: don't get it. That ain't that ain't it ain't deep Cory,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's stupid. UK, Let answer some Timmy. Okay, Timmy,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: So let me ask you this. If you if you
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: in hell and get mad at somebody, where do you
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: tell them to go? Yeah? I'm like, oh, good Earth,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: like we're in here, like you gotta go around the corner,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: you know, ain't a way to heaven. I'm just I'm
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: just I'm just you know, you know he he hits
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: me with someone that's just that just throws me. Said, okay, Timmy,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: all right. Eyebrows, all right, eyebrows all above the eyes, right?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, Cory, eyebrows. But what we're getting in
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: he says, So shouldn't shouldn't the mustache really be a
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: limp brow? Don't that make most sense? Where they come
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: with this crazy weird call must say it should be
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: a limp brow? You know you think it should Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: because not one motle thing, one more thing, one more thing.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Go Tommy, that's stupid. For why he say, Timmy, why
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: do we call them training bras? We're not teaching them anything?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I mean, what what? What
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: can we teach them? All boobies? This way today we're
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: going to learn. We're gonna learn what we're not learning nothing?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: What is we're training them? Fuck? That ain't deep core.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: That's stupid. All right? Coming up, the ignorance never stops
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: on this show. I promise you that. Coming up at
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: thirty four Vennesatta the hour, you'll see what I mean.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Stick around, We'll be back right after this. You're listening
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. So Steve, on Friday,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you joined Hoda and Jenna on the Today Show. You
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: talked about your brand new wardrobe, your new flyness, how
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: you stay true to yourself throughout your career, and you
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: also talked about your feelings about Lori and uh Michael B.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Jordan's relationship. But most importantly you did all that, but
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: most importantly you debuted Game Star Plus. And you could
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: tell us about Game Star Plus. We talked about it
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: a bit, but you tell us about. Well, you know,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: it's a new interactive game of family few where you
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: can actually have your boy, Steve Harvey hosting the game
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: for you virtually on DVD through your television set. It's
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: a streaming app that you download, and your boy's voice
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: and facing everything is in there, asking the questions, telling
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: you whose turn it is to play. I'm reading the questions.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I'm throwing to the board to see if it's up there.
• 40:10
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• 41:53
  Speaker 1: haven't been on that in so long, man, it was
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  Speaker 1: like really cool seeing hold again, you know. Yeah, and Jenna.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not from doing the Today's Show all
• 42:02
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  Speaker 1: like Mike, he's a good guy, you know, so far,
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• 42:11
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  Speaker 1: go ahead? Now? Yeah, Well, I'm taping Celebrity Family Feud
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I'm in Los Angeles right now, and we had, uh,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: you know the new show on ABC, Abbott Elementary. That show.
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  Speaker 1: So the girl quent that created the show, Yes, she bought.
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  Speaker 1: teacher on the team with her. And who's the school
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  Speaker 1: is named. The show is named after her. Yeah, because
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: it's based in Philly, Abbot Elementary. And you know she
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: had her phone camera because I came in here to
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: meet Steven, mister Steve Steve. Steve wasn't on, mister Harvey Steve.
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• 43:57
  Speaker 1: right well, congratulations to you, Steve games our plus in
• 44:00
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• 44:03
  Speaker 1: up next, it is a nephew with today's prank phone call.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject is keeping a
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: secret always backfires always. We'll get into that in just
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: a bit, but right now it is time for the
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: nephew and the prank phone call for today. What you
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: got for us? Now? Well, it's Monday, yeah it is.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: And uh, it's time to be stupid. It's time to
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: be just straight stupid. It's yeah, yeah, yes, every day Monday. Yeah. Yeah,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: that's great, great stupid. I'm gonna be great stupid. The
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: title is six to ten, six to teen. You understand
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: that this Keep that in your head. Six to teen. Okay,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: all right, stay with that and listen to this and
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: watch Tommy go straight in Got Dog. If you would Hello, Hello,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak your Latrenda. Please, this is Latrenda.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey? You work at the time with
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Shap Yes, I do. Who is this? Okay? When you
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: there did you work last Wednesday? Like from six to
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I guess six to close? Yeah? I work every Wednesday. Yeah?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Who who is this? Hey? My name is Ralph and
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I basically, uh, you know, looked around to try and
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: get your phone numb. I got a bit of a complaint,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: right Wait wait wait wait wait? You calling me with
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: a complaint on my cell phone? Who gave you my number?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I've done the research to get your number, man, And
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: what I'm calling you about is, while I was in
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: there getting a sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: came out of the bathroom without washing your hands, and
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: which First of all, you need to be calling the
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: corporate headquarters if you got a complaint or you got
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: that eight hundred number on the back of your receipt.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever gave your gave
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: you myself one. I'm a whoof day. Hey. Listen, listen.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: The problem is that you're coming out not washing your hands. No, no,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: the problem I don't never come out and not wash
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: my hands. First of all, I'm working. I've been working
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: at for three years. Okay, be coming to me with
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: no books that I ain't came out and I wash
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: my hands. I guess you ain't been washing your hands
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: for no three years and you you're coming out, you know,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: unsanitizing this way you're treating people's don't First of all,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: don't be calling my phone talking behind it. I ain't
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: washed my hands, like I said. I've been there three years.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I've been employer of the month six times. Don't be
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: coming to me with a none of this book. I
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: don't like how you employ the money. You must be
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: the nasty employer of the month because you're coming out
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: you're not washing your head. I saw you scratch your
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: head and you ain't putting who I always for gloves
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: on my hand. You ain't blues on that. We don't
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: know who the hell you think you are. But don't
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: be calling my phone with this. You need to be
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: calling headquarters if you gotta complaint. I tell you what
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming at a mom to
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: see if you're gonna be up in there with some
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: gloves on, or you're gonna come out there out of
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: the bathroom them again with the same thing. Come on
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: up there. I'm gonna be there from sixty close sixty close,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: and I bet you you come up to tomorrow. I'm
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: gonna make a sandwich, y'all. You're gonna do what I'm
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: gonna make it sandwich. You'aut show who you think you're
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: talking to. Yo. You said your name was round right.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Let me come on my phone with this, Hey, let
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. All I'm saying to you is
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: this right here. If I come up in there tomorrow
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: and find out you ain't got some gloves though, you're
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: a mess rood, I get whoop you're gonna with mine?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: You're gonna want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: from six to ten, and I ain't gonna call nobody.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Ain't calling my brothers, my cousin, my uncles or nothing.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whop by myself. Excuse me, you're gonna you
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: You're gonna try to take on them, man, I'm gonna
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: whoop your by myself. That's what I said. You need
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: to get you a little nas. Sit behind in the
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: bathroom and wash your hands and keeping them on your
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: hand because you're gonna be comingup some people food like that.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Bring your throwing up there six to ten. You know
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: where I work six to ten and I'm gonna whoop, y'all.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Who do you think you're talking to? I don't even
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: know who you are, but I'm gonna know y'all tomorrow.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your throwing up there,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: sake six ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all. I'm coming
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: up to tomorrow. Come on, I'm not going up to tomorrow.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I'm gonna sell you how to be sanitized.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be what some gloves on? Do you hear me?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be mine? And you steady talking about what them?
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Let's a little bring you. It's up there. We're gonna
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: see who's gonna get me? Who? What kind of man
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: is you anyways? To be talking about fighting to walk?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: You are? And you are? What what you call me?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Um be te at you. I'm coming up to the
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: see you tomorrow. Is you gonna? Is you gonna be
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: ready when I get up there? What kind of you anyway?
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Like Carla France? I'm about you gonna fight female y'all
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: with some hand washing. Bring your christ and I'm gonna
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: show you what it is. Six to ten. I'm gonna
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: be here six stter. I'nna bere at five forty five,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: bring your sup for five o'clock in and I'm gonna
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: whoop yall who thirty two. I don'm gonna I'm gonna
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: talk to bring cuff for tomorrow. Sixty two. You're gonna see,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: You're gonna see what's up. I got one of my
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: friends to say to you for her come up to tomorrow.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I don't you got to say. I don't care who
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: yo say that. I got one more three listen to
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: me say what do you listen? What? What this is you?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who you you say? Hey,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: You just got franked by your co workers, ain't you? Man?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: See man, y'all got me. Man, it's like sixty two
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: in tomorrow. I got something for her. She gonna have
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: to watch her back every hour, every hour on the hour.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I got something for her. I ain't gonna hurt her,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: but I'm definitely gonna do it in tomorrow. Believe that
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: was you ready though? I was, hell, yeah, gonna man,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you don't even know what you had a store for you.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: You was like, y'all is gonna pull me off, and
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: that probably wouldn't have been enough either. Hey, I got
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you, baby girl. What is
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio station in the land. You already know
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Shot. I'm just gonna see it six
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: to ten, six ten six, Come on and get some
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: of this for four hours. I'm gonna whoop your behind.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Was not with you? First of all, let's stop right there,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: lad Trend. I'm loving the name. Why you even call
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: somebody name the trender? Yeah like it was gonna go good?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: That sound like a whooping dog. Yeah yeah, let trend hello,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: just aggressive? We already ready? Yeah you all day black people.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Black people always want to hold on, hold on. First
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: of all, who care you my um? That's number? Who
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: got you my number? She was an employee of the
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: month three six times, six times. I washed my hands,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: but you, but you told her she was nasty, nasty
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: employ of the nasty employer of the month. You're coming
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: here with your nasty hands. You ain't putting those gloves on. Yeah,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, Yes I am. I don't need
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: my brothers, all my cousins. I'm gonna whop your behind
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: myself fiveth not playing love her. I love the fact
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: she said, what you're doing, call it. You're supposed to
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: call the number of the back of every seat, the
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: one ain't hundred number. You don'na call me you? Yeah,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know. I didn't even know there was
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: a number on the back of the re seats. I
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: take that, Latrenda, Latrenda. All right, Well, let's talk about
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: where stupid is going, because stupid is uh, it's stupid
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: is on the way. That's Beaumont. We ain't even got
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: to talk about the Beaumont already know you already know
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: it's that the Julie Rodgers. The we ain't got to
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: talk about it. You already know what's Saturday night, March nineteenth.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: You already know these things. Do you know how much
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: stupid it is coming your way? Matter of fact, ain't
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: you supposed to get a chick? If you certified stupid?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: If you're crazy, ain't you supposed get a chick? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: that's a lot of back pain for you. You gonna
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: you can retire? Really anyway, beaut I'm coming your way, baby.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Tickets on sale right now. Come see what the fuss
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: is all about. It's the nephew. Oh my god, new attitude,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: new jokes, new look, new new, new, new sexy. All
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: that just so come get it sexy. Yeah, that's better
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: than old sexy? What was I not sexy? Friday Night
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: on Ready to Love? What's our not Sex? What I love?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Ready to Love? What's I not sex? That's what I
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: got for you? Coming up next, subject I ain't answer
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: my question, Keeping a secret Always backfires? That's the Strawberry Letter.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:09
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• 53:12
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• 53:24
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• 53:27
  Speaker 1: it could be yours. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, it is
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: time for the Strawberry Letter with my good friend Shirley Strawberry.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you, junior. Subject to keeping a Secret Always backfires?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm in my late twenties and I
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: got married two years ago. My husband is eleven years
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: older than I am, and he's a great man, but
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: he went through a brief period of ed before we
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: got married. I was young and carefree at the time,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: so I did something very stupid. I had gone for
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: close to three months without sex with my man, and
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I went to a wedding back in my hometown and
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: had sex with my ex boyfriend from high school. All
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: of the feelings I had for him came flooding back,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: and I had an affair with him for two months.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: He flew in to see me during the week and
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I would leave work and spend the afternoon with him
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: at different hotels. Then he ghosted me without any explanation,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: and I was deeply hurt. I confided in one of
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: my closest friends, and she kept it real with me
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: and said I needed to get over it and marry
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: the man that's in love with me. I got engaged
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: and this close friend wanted to be a bridesmaid, but
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I had to choose my fiance sister instead of her.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: She told me that she understood, and I was relieved
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: until one of our other friends told me that the
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: girl was calling me a lucky b behind my back.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I thought she was jealous because she was single, so
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I let it slide. I got pregnant on my wedding night,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: and my life has been non stop since then. I
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: ran into my old friend and she was very bitter.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I want to hug her, and she pulled back. She
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: said I ghosted her after I got everything I wanted,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: and my husband should know who I really am in
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: love with. I insisted that I do love my husband
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: and that affair I had was a mistake. She walked
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: away smirking and said, have a nice life. Do I
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: try to fix our friendship so she won't tell my secret? Well,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I say no, because she's not your friend, and she's
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: not anyone that you need in your life right now.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, not with all the negative energy
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: she's got around her. I would stay as far away
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: from her as possible. I mean, you said, it's been
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: two years since you got married, got pregnant, and more
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: than two years since the affair. I say, you're a
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: major mom with serious responsibilities now, and what she's talking
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: about is petty and more than that, it's over. It's
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: done with, so continue to live your nonst life like
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: you've been doing. This girl is bitter because you didn't
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: put her in your wedding, even though she said at
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: the time it was cool you didn't ghost her. It's
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: just that your life changed so drastically after marriage. You
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: had a husband and a baby and very little time
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: for anything else. I think a real friend would have
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: understood that. But now she's threatening to you, some two
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: year old before you were married, affair against you, which
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: means she hasn't moved on and you had. She's still
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: upset and she hasn't forgiven you. I think she was
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: gonna If she was gonna use this in folks, she
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: would have done it before now. And I just think
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: you need to, you know, keep it pushing, keep moving forward,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: and let her stay behind where she needs to be
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and out of your life. Steve Well, Shirley's correct. Mary. Yeah,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: but let me say this to you. Let's just start
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: with the subject keeping a secret always backfire. One of
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: my favorite lines, shut shit, damn mouth all secrets. That's
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: why they call him a secret because a lot of
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: people do keep secrets. There are a lot of secrets.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: There's secrets in the ocean. You can dive down here.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: If you won't you try to discover them, but your
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: a's gonna die because that are secrets that you have
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: to carry to your grave. I have them. They're going
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: with me. I don't even have the urge to tell them.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of moments where my guilty
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: bothering me and stuff wash over me. I don't even
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: have that. But that's my secret. Now. You're in your
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: late twenties. You got married two years ago. Your husband
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: eleven years old. You he has some erectile dysfunction before
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you got married, so you was carefree. Y'all didn't have
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: sex or three months and you just got horning. You
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: went to your arg ex hometown and rather up in
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: your ex boyfriend at a wedding, and all the feelings
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you had for him came back, and then you hadn't
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: a fair with him at the wedding before you was married.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: That's your secret. The problem is you ain't keep it.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: The secret you told somebody. I don't know what the
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: hell you told somebody folk, but you did, so you're
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: having to fail. For two months, he flew in and
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: see me during the week. I would leave work and
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: spend the afternoon with him at different hotels. That boy
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: was flying in bringing it it was convenient. Then he
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: ghosted me without any explanation, and I was deeply hurt. Well,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: you showed up at the wind with no explanation. You
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: have fiance, You did something without explaining to him, so
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: he ghosted you. Ain't no big deal. You were hurt.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Here's the mistake you made. You confided in one of
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: your closest friends, who we were refer through to throughout
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: the US to this letter, ass the skank you. You
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: confide in your skank, you says your closest friend, but
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: we will refer to her from the rest of this
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: morning show as that that damn skank. Thus skank all skankcakes.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I like the number three. Yeah. She kept
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: it real with me and said I needed to get
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: over to marry the manners in love with me. I
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: got engaged in his close friend wanted to be a bridesmaid,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: but I had to choose my fiance sister instead of her.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: That's why you made a mistaken. When we come back,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you should have told your damn vance.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. We'll have part two of
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: hour of the subject of today's Strubberry letter. Hitting a
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: secret always backfires. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter and finish up with your response. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: This young woman in her twenties had a man eleven
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: years old. They were gonna get married, and he experienced
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: some ed and erectile dysfunction and she needed to get
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: herself fixed. So she went to her ex boyfriend who
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: lived in another town. She was at a wed and
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: ran up into him. They had feelings and they had sex,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: and then she ended up having a fan for two months.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: He used to fly in town and she leave work early,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: go down to the hotel and get ranched, you know,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: and just things for just happening down there. The word
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: is ranched. Yeah, you ain't never been ranched before. I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: recommend it happened for you, dic. It's very cleansing. So
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: she went on there, she got ranched and just old
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: and old, old, your ranching, just ranching off, and you know,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: it's it's a it's a it's a directive over rents.
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  Speaker 1: It's a country way of saying rint. Like you know,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: rint that out ranch, that out ranch, that means harder
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: when you ranch it. It's harder. If you get a wrench,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: that's one thing, but if you get that damn range,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: that's a whole nother thing. You know what I'm saying. So,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: so yeah, do like that? So now yeah, just what
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: we do here we educate and so now so now
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: you come back and he's been at that hotel, team
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: kids business and then out of nowhere he ghosted you.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: While you were surprised about that, I don't know you
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: would deeply hurt. So you couldn fide it in the skank.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: You told skanky, and skank kept it real with you
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: and said I needed to get over it and married
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: a man that's in love with me. Now skank was
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: right about that. Now, so you did what skank saying.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: I got engaged and this skank wanted to be a bridesmaid,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: but I had to choose my fiance's sister instead of huck. No,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: you did it. It is your wedding. You left the
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: fact that he was eleven years older than you and
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: his sister want to be in a win because she
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: sang the ain't never been in a win, you know,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: nobody never asked her to being a win. She want
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: to be in a win so she can get in
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  Speaker 1: the line, catch the bouquete, because ain't nobody fit to
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  Speaker 1: ask her Ugland to marry her at all. So she
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: figured I know she ever because she forced herself in
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: the winding. Ugly ass people always pushing themself in winds
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: and stuff. Ugly people know how to barge in, you know.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Qute people go, oh, I'm not selected, Okay, well good luck,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: you know, but ugly asks people on you. You're gonna
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: want me. I'm gonna tell my brother put me and
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: you win. Now, we hadn't get all this extra fabric
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: to make her dress. Now she down there with me,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: and she'd had a special cutch put in the dress
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: because she big. Now she got the stomach out and
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: both side panels out. She didn't even look like Winstead
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: brised me. But anyway, she got in the wed. Now,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: the problem you had was your skank thought that she
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: should be in the wed because y'all was cool. This
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: is what happens when you cool with the skank. So
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: skank told you she understood. I was relieved until one
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: of your other friends told you that the skank was
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: calling you a lucky bee behind your back. I thought
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: she was jealous because she was single, so I let
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: it slide. Then you got pregnant on your wed night.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: In your life, in non stop every since you ran
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: into your skank, you ran into skank cat let's give
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: her name. You ran up in the skank cat, skank couttter,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: You ran up in the skank couttter, and she was
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: very bitter. I went to hug and she pull back.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: That's cause she's scaped, she said. I ghosted her after
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I got everything I wanted, and my husband should know
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: who I'm really in love with. I insisted that I
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: do love my husband. The dad off fair was a mistake.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: She walked away smirking and said, have a nice life.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Do I try to fix our friendship so she won't
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: tell my secret? Shirley's absolutely correct, absolutely not. You don't
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: try to fix this relationship with a scape. This ain't
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: your friend, she's a scape. Why would you want to
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: fix it with a scape? What you got to do
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: is fix her. She stopped being the victim all the time.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Now she's gonna threaten to go to your husband with
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: this news. A couple of things you need to do.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: First of all, do what men do, Lie, I mean, look,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: jess as surprised. Shirley, I want you to be the
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: girl coming to tell my husband what you know. Start
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna show her how she needed to be. Okay,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: height you remember for me, Um, I'm Betty your wife's friend.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be in the well to come over
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: because you know there's some things about Betty that you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: don't know. And um, I wanted to let you know
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: that I know something about her that I think, Yeah,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I think you should know this about Okay, No, we
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: all often to tell something. Go ahead, Well I don't.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that. I just know what
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I know is that. Well, Um, you remember, um, like
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: there was a period of time like three months before
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: you guys got married, Um, where you guys didn't have sex.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: You remember that? You don't remember that. You're trying to
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: say Clarence had D. Yeah, I'm trying to say Clarence
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: had ed. Clarence, how does he how does he for know?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: You had I e ed? Fat? No, you had D Clarets.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: I'm all right, see it can it can go? Something
• 1:06:08
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• 1:06:11
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• 1:06:14
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• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: up next in Sports Talk with Junior. Right after this,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: it is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you got Junior? All right, Shirley, let's go and get
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: this out here. Man. I want to give a shout
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: out to Lebron James, that boy clown Saturday ninety six
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: on Saturday against the Golden State Warriors. It's not the
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: four game loser streak, man, he won twenty four to
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: one sixteen. They are currently sitting in the ninth seeds,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: so we can't really count them out. They're still in
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: the play in tournament because that's from seventy ten. That's
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: gonna say. Whatever time, Junior, I got to throw this in.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I was at the Cigard Ball and I watched the game.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Were watching the Lakers, right, yeah, Junior, I did not
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: know they got a new nickname for a d okay
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: what is it? Street? Clothes. Yeah, they called him, they
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: called him street clothes. But you know what, he didn't
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: play sad and he was in them. He always in
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: his street close, street close. Look at ac over there
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: on the bench. I'm sure that the go on the
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: bench man, look at street cloth, street clothes man, because
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I fit because he wasn't not that sad and I
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: saw him. He was bad. The game looked like he
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: read so out right after right after the game. He
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: can't go out. He get close right away. He ain't
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: got to wait for nobody. He got the shower. He
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: read it because he in his street clothes. He staying on.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Answer to that, yeah, I don't know, but I ain't
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: seen his uniform in about three months. All I've been
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: seeing all I've been seeing the street close. Oh my god.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Well man, also, y'all tell you what is going on
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: with this man? Phnix Mercury Senter Brittany granting from using
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Texas man. But why is you over in Russia getting detained?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: What is she doing over? Why? Where your where's your home?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: G I talk about you going well, somebody need to
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: say that. Somebody shouldn't said that you're going well Russia
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: and wherever you're going in Russia, ain't practice, probably cancel.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: But now she's we don't know what she's gonna get
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: out of there. I don't know she's detained right now.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. They ain't rushing to hear your case.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Right now. They're not rushing us. The Russians ain't rushing. Okay,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: so we don't know how what does she have? It
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: says something like some some some hashish oil for like
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: a vape, like a you know, so that's you know
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: over there, that's illegal obviously. So you know, I just
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: know the Russians ain't rushing to hear your case. That's
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: all we know. Also, man, I gotta give a shout
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: out to my man, Jordan Davis. He's a defensive alignment
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: for the Georgia Bulldogs. He's at the combine. Tommy, Now
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: look at this. This boy is sixty three, three hundred
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: and forty one pounds. That boy ran the forty four
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: seven eight Why I said this big dude is beating
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: water backs. Y, Yeah, I running running backs. I'll talk
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: about breast was just swanging. Big boy was on the move. Yes,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: that's not what you want running at you right there. No, man, oh, man.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: He out of there. Go ahead, join please Houston Texans.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Getting all right, Junior before you go, one more shout
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: out to street clothes straight up. Coming up next top
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll talk about men's feelings and how
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: to validate a man. We'll be back right after this.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Guys, I
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: saw this article and it's all about men's feelings. Who
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: knew men had feelings? That's a right. Society wants us
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: to believe that real men don't have feelings or are
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: allowed not allowed to show their emotions. But in fact,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: men are emotional beings just like we are. And the
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: power of your words can be healing. Okay, they can
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: be healing, guys. One hundred men were surveyed, and here
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: are the nine phrases that the best men most wanted
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  Speaker 1: to hear. All Right, I'm gonna say this. Say the
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: phrases you guys. Tell me if it's true or not.
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  Speaker 1: Number nine, I'm proud of you. I don't need I'd
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: like to hear that. Yeah, i'd like to hear that.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: I heard. I ain't heard it, but i'd like to
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: hear it. How about this one? Number eight. Thank you.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Oh I'd love to hear that. Yeah, oh god, Okay,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: how about this one? I see you, I see you.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: M I'm scared of that one. Man? You see me doing?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: What what I do? What I was doing? When you
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: when you say I see you? What did you? What
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: did you imply? Would you say? You are so suspicious?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Who was next to me? I trust you? How about
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: that one? I'm not Oh, I love that. I'm not
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: going I'm not. I trust you, so you don't know?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: You don't I know you don't trust me. I'm not
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: falling for that one. I have a question, Shirley, before
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: you get to the next one, Junior, do you think
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: all of this? Every time this compliment comes out, there's
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: something another meaning. It's undertone because I've been saying it,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: you ain't been saying it. Now I'm a sudden he
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: is I trust you? Booth No, you don't see I know,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: and don't don't put don't put three of them together?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Thank you? And I trust you and I see you,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: I see you? Okay? How about this one? How about
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: this one? I don't care about your path. I don't
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: care about your path. You lying, you're lying? Don't sit here?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: And lie to me. How about this one? How this
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: is a good one? Right here? I support you. Go
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: ahead and do that. I support you. That's good. Now
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: that's a feel good. That's good. I'll take that one,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: all right. How about this one? I appreciate she? Ain't you?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Every man? One that? I'm sure that that ain't what
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: it looked like last night? It should it look like
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: appreciation last night? Disappointment in your eyes? Yeah, got in here, went,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: got in here, took your butt straight to bed. I
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: don't see the appreciation, all right. Last two, guys, last two,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: you make me happy. Okay, A matter of fact, I
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: made a lot of raceship shut I never heard that
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: one kind of don't you because I'll be disappointing. I
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: am No'm ready to be in a relationship. I can't
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: take you nowhere. You make me happy out man made
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: me happy? Last one, last one? You look handsome girl?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: What you want? What you want? You won't talk? You
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: want something? What is it? What is it not? Yeah? Oh,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: you look handsome? Money? You know how much that's gonna
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: cost me? Right there? How much is that gonna cost?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: You know? Oh? I know a two thousand dollar handsome one?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I hear one. But you know what, the one thing
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear on this list that I was looking
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: for assurance, the one thing I do. You know what
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: lew you sexy? They ain't never been too. No, that's
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: not on their baby. Yeah. And you know what I
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: ain't here, Julian, what what do you need? Yeah? That
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: ain't What do you need? Yeah, that's yeah, that's not
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: on there. That's what I see. You mean, here's another one.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I see it. You're gonna know, ain't that this time?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: You're on another one? You hungry? Yeah? That's what um, Yeah,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: that's what I support you mean. So so when she
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: said she ain't never asked me if I'm hungry, I
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: ain't never heard of that. I gotta ask if she hungry.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's ever come out of my mouth. Yeah,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: what we know? I that I've asked that. Okay, that's
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: what I want to hear. Hear, mama, what you're looking for? Yeah?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Get us? Thank you. That means thank you when they
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: say that you ain't ever heard of eat the time,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: follow me? Don't do it. Guys for sharing your emotions
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: with us. We'll be back at twenty minutes after right
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: after this losers, you're listening to show. All right, So, guys,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: have you ever eaten a meal that just brought you
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: to tears? It was so good? And have you ever
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: done that? I'll tell you what's gotten close? What when
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: we were all in Paris that baked potato with that
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: loaded cavearve. Yeah, it had me so emotional? Yes, all right, okay,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, so good, hold your tears. It was good.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Hold your tears, baby, all right, here we go. So yeah,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: so so some of us have eaten a meal that
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: has brought us tears, or at least come close to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: bringing us tears, or maybe who knows it was the
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: bill at the end of the meal that made you cry. Well, anyway,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: there's this elderly man in China. He's been diagnosed with
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: an extremely rare condition. It's known as crocodile tear syndrome.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, is this for real? You got this? Yeah?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: You got it to a turn. I didn't. I'll get
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: my mama oxtail. And it just happened. It causes him
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: to cry every time he eats, and it's ruining his
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: social life. Doctors reported that his nerve fibers are misdirected
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: and they interfere with his uh salivary glands, so when
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: he smells or tastes food, it makes him cry. And
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: very funny, you know. It's not try to drink him
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: to him to say eat like this. I'm just go
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: this is a I tried doing sex like that. We'll
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: We'll play a round it would you rather thirty three
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  Speaker 1: minutes after right after this, you're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Time now to play another round of
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  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather be poor with a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of friends? Okay? Or would you rather be
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  Speaker 1: rich with no friends at all? I'm cool one by
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  Speaker 1: my damn self. I'm cool with it. I bet you
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  Speaker 1: what you gonna want to be my friend? And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: be okay. I don't mind being rich. I'll buy myself amen.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather own a penhouse or rent a mansion?
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  Speaker 1: I think I'd rather own the penhouse yeah, ye, ownership
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, ownership property come on? Yeah, and I'm at
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  Speaker 1: the top floor. Yeah and we own it. Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Would you rather have a loud booming like
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  Speaker 1: James Earl Jones type voice or would you have a
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  Speaker 1: rather have a soft squeaky voice? I'm going with an.
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  Speaker 1: I won't A. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with A.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think the high pitches for me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go with James Earl. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, this is another one for you, junior. Would
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  Speaker 1: you rather have poetry night at a lounge or would
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  Speaker 1: you have a night out? Would you rather have a
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  Speaker 1: night out at a strip club? All right, you don't
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  Speaker 1: get this, TWI don't get the poetry truth in that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't love it that much. Yeah, it's poetry in
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  Speaker 1: the scrip club. There's a lot of poetry industry. Just
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  Speaker 1: listen to the music they ry, but a hand for
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  Speaker 1: the one and oh man, that's poetry emotion, Yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: That is art. It's a beautiful art. All right. I
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  Speaker 1: thought you were gonna be torn because you're you're hard.
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  Speaker 1: You're the poet Laurian on the show. Yeah, ton if
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  Speaker 1: I go to strip club? Come on now, I would
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  Speaker 1: neverbody know that poem on this show. If you ain't
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  Speaker 1: seen them girls, no man, no time I have. It's
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful thing when you're sweeping up ones with a broom.
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  Speaker 1: That's poetry, a post broom poetry emotion, That poetry emotion based.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather have a neck like a
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  Speaker 1: giraffe or a hand like a baby? Hands like a baby.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be sticking my neck in everything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want that. That's weird. But I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be no grown man with the lit hands. Why
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  Speaker 1: can he not throw the football with his child? All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, that's what you rather for today? Coming up,
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  Speaker 1: it is our last break of the day right here
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  Speaker 1: on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are last break of the day and time
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  Speaker 1: for some closing remarks from the wonderful, the one and only,
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  Speaker 1: are Fearless leader, Steve Harvey. What you got, Steve? You know,
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  Speaker 1: I was just thinking about encouragement and the things that
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  Speaker 1: have happened in my life to greatly encourage me. And
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  Speaker 1: kind of, like I said, this morning, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: kind of woke up this morning. I just wasn't myself
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  Speaker 1: this morning. I wasn't my usual and I found myself thinking,
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  Speaker 1: you know, some thoughts that I shouldn't have allowed to
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  Speaker 1: get into my head. But I quickly reversed that. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something that I do because I
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  Speaker 1: was taught a long time ago that your feelings are
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  Speaker 1: a barometer of your thoughts. Your feelings are a barometer
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  Speaker 1: of your thoughts. And what that simply means is what
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  Speaker 1: you're feeling is actually like just a thermometer of what
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  Speaker 1: you've been thinking over the past twenty thirty minutes. If
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  Speaker 1: you think, if you catch yourself feeling out of sorts
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  Speaker 1: or getting to a little funk, or feeling a little depressed,
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  Speaker 1: all you have to do is trace back what you've
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  Speaker 1: been thinking for the past fifteen to thirty minutes, because
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  Speaker 1: all your feelings are are simply a barometer, or however
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  Speaker 1: you want to look at it. You might want to
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  Speaker 1: say a thermometer, so you can say it tells the
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  Speaker 1: temperature of what you've been thinking. And so I had
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  Speaker 1: to go back and do that, and I realized the
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  Speaker 1: reason I kind of woke up on the wrong side
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  Speaker 1: of the bed was because I was leaving that thinking
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  Speaker 1: some negative thoughts. I was thinking about all the stuff
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  Speaker 1: I had to do, all this stuff I needed to accomplish,
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  Speaker 1: and then I was realizing that there was no way
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna get it all done today, no matter
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  Speaker 1: how hard I tried. And as I was sitting there
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  Speaker 1: man beating myself up for knowing all that I had
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  Speaker 1: to do and knowing I didn't have enough time in
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  Speaker 1: the day to get it done, I started feeling sort
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  Speaker 1: of out of sorts and like, man, I wanted this
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  Speaker 1: to move blah blah blah blah blah. Well, I had
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  Speaker 1: to catch myself because I had to be reminded of
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  Speaker 1: the Lord's prayer, the line that says, give us this
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  Speaker 1: day our daily bread, which God has mentally equipped us
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  Speaker 1: to handle today. God didn't set our brain up to
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  Speaker 1: handle tomorrow. To worry about it anyway. You can think
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  Speaker 1: about it and aspire about it and dream about it,
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  Speaker 1: but you're surely not to worry about it because there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing you can do about it. But I was sitting
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  Speaker 1: about worrying about today and all I had to do
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  Speaker 1: and how I was gonna fit it in to day
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  Speaker 1: and knowing I couldn't, and how I was gonna affect
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  Speaker 1: my tomorrow. Bad mistakes. Steve Harvey and you know better,
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  Speaker 1: And so I'm trying to help you all understand that
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  Speaker 1: when you get into that funk like that, no better,
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  Speaker 1: like I had to know better. God has equipped us
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  Speaker 1: to handle today. Give us this day our daily bread.
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  Speaker 1: He don't want you tripping on what they already happened
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  Speaker 1: in the past. You can't go back, you don't get
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  Speaker 1: due overs, and they don't need to worry about the
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  Speaker 1: future because you have no control over it. So I
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  Speaker 1: had to give folks, and I had to think about, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: all I need is today. I need enough to make
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  Speaker 1: it today. And so as I was sitting there shaving,
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  Speaker 1: I was sending a bit thinking. I said, Wow, I'm up,
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  Speaker 1: I have a measure of help. I'm shaving. I'm actually okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ordered some room service. I'm okay. I get to
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  Speaker 1: go to work today. That's a blessing. Not I gotta
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  Speaker 1: go to work. I get to go to work today,
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  Speaker 1: because that's a blessing. It's a blessing to have that opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: It's people looking for a job today wishing they would
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  Speaker 1: work anywhere, and I just need to get a check
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  Speaker 1: coming in here. I actually get to go to work
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  Speaker 1: to a job I enjoy. Steve Harvey, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: You got the nerve to wake up on the wrong
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  Speaker 1: side of the bed because you was worried about what
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  Speaker 1: you might not accomplish. Have you taken a moment, sir,
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  Speaker 1: to just realize what you have? That my children are helping,
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  Speaker 1: that they all steal with me, That I got loving family. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they had a dysfunctional moments. Oh you can believe that.
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  Speaker 1: By at the end of the day. I bet they
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  Speaker 1: love each other. Hey man, you have options. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: You're able to walk, to see, to talk, to think,
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  Speaker 1: to rhyme, to reason. It's just so many little things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking out the window right now and I'm realizing
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  Speaker 1: the sun is up and I'm free. Why I can
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  Speaker 1: go out there enjoy it? Man, get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have the right, sir, to wake up on
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  Speaker 1: the wrong side of the bed when the joy and
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  Speaker 1: the gratitude ought to be that you woke up on
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  Speaker 1: the bed. How about that? Because don't you remember Steve
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Harvey when you didn't have no bad partner? Now you're
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  Speaker 1: worried about getting up on the wrong side. How about
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  Speaker 1: them three years when you ain't hand no bid? What
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  Speaker 1: about that? Are you kidding me? Man? So you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: lay up his stuck on stupid because you're on the
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  Speaker 1: wrong side of the bed. You're frustrated you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: enough time in the day. But did you ever really
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  Speaker 1: think about why you don't have enough time in the
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  Speaker 1: day because you got stuff to do. You know why
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  Speaker 1: you got stuff to do, because God created you to
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  Speaker 1: be busy. You know why it created you to be
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  Speaker 1: busy so you can have the life you asked for.
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  Speaker 1: You can't complain about what's all on your plate when
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  Speaker 1: your whole goal was to eat. Sitting up in here
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  Speaker 1: tripping about how much is on my plate when my
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  Speaker 1: whole goal was to eat. Now he got plenty on
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  Speaker 1: the plate, and you're tripping about that? Are you stupid?
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey? I don't think so. So I pulled my
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  Speaker 1: big lift wide, no self tick yellow and focused and
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  Speaker 1: got grateful and got my day started. And now as
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  Speaker 1: I say goodbye y'all this morning, I get to go
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  Speaker 1: to work and do it all over again. Let the
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  Speaker 1: church say, Amen, Amen, Amen again, a man again. Extra
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