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Steve Harvey is Part of Oprah's Master Class - 09.05.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on your back.
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Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will. The good morning everybody. You're
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Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now. One
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Speaker 1: and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Oh man,
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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show because God. Because God
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Speaker 1: is simply amazing, because God is off the chain, because
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Speaker 1: God is over the top, because God is all that
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Speaker 1: in a bag of chips. God is amazing man. God
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Speaker 1: will take you places that you never ever thought you
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Speaker 1: would go, or you know what. It's sometimes it amazes
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Speaker 1: me when I'm watching ah people talk about themselves and
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Speaker 1: their careers and where they're adding life and things and
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Speaker 1: they and and I hear people say, you know, always
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Speaker 1: dreamed of being him. You know, I can understand when
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Speaker 1: a person says that I've I've always dreamed that of
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Speaker 1: something like this would happen to me. But I want
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Speaker 1: you to think about that for a second. Did you
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Speaker 1: really see it just like that? Though? Did you really
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Speaker 1: really see it just like that? Did you really know
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Speaker 1: that God was gonna bring you through all he bought
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Speaker 1: you through to get you to this place? Did you
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Speaker 1: know that in spite of the losses along the way
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Speaker 1: that would crumbled the average person, that somehow He kept
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Speaker 1: you through it all and that's how you got here?
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Speaker 1: Did did you think of you know? I mean, you know,
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Speaker 1: you know? I mean, since you're so busy talking about
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Speaker 1: yourself now, have you forgotten all the times He was
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Speaker 1: bringing you through when you didn't see no way that
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Speaker 1: you was gonna get through? Do you remember that? So
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Speaker 1: when you sit there and you say, I dreamed of this,
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Speaker 1: this is what I always saw happening, I don't really think. So,
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Speaker 1: I don't really think. If you take inventory, a real
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Speaker 1: close inventory of your life, and you look back on
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Speaker 1: it all, stop, look and at the moment right now,
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Speaker 1: remember where you come from. See, that's what gets me
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Speaker 1: emotional sometimes, that's what makes me tear up because when
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Speaker 1: something is happening to me in the moment, it ain't
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Speaker 1: the moment for me, it's the memory of how I
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Speaker 1: got there. It's the recollection of all the things, all
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Speaker 1: the nights, all the days in that car, all the
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Speaker 1: times by myself when I felt like I wasn't gonna
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Speaker 1: make it. But somehow I'm standing somewhere and somebody passing
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Speaker 1: out on the ward to me or somebody calling my name,
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Speaker 1: that's that. Did you really think you was gonna make it? Then?
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Speaker 1: So so so, since you're talking about this is what
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Speaker 1: I always dreamed of, did you really think in those
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Speaker 1: moments right there that you would even be standing here today?
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Speaker 1: That's why I try to I try to give people
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Speaker 1: to understand, you know, and and and and and this
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Speaker 1: is kind of for young people today, Um what I'm
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Speaker 1: about to say. But then guess what, sometimes I have
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Speaker 1: to remind myself of it, So I guess it's still
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Speaker 1: kind of for every by it, you know, because I
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Speaker 1: work with a lot of young people, and and and
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Speaker 1: and so many times, man, young people just don't understand
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Speaker 1: what all it takes. And I know, and if you're
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Speaker 1: a full grown adult, if your forty You you really
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Speaker 1: understanding where I'm coming from, because you know, you know
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Speaker 1: it's listen to me, young people or anybody that don't
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Speaker 1: understand this, that you got to do some things that
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Speaker 1: you don't want to do in order to do what
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Speaker 1: you want to do. You have to understand this principle
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Speaker 1: of success or else you are not going to become successful.
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Speaker 1: I got what you want to do. I got your
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Speaker 1: ultimate goal? Is this, that, and the other? I got
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Speaker 1: all of that. But in the meantime, though, there are
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Speaker 1: some necessary steps that you have to take in order
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Speaker 1: to become successful. And you cannot skip these steps. You
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Speaker 1: can't jump over these steps just because you want to
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Speaker 1: be rich Friday, I got that. I got that, I
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Speaker 1: I everybody got that. But if you want this, whatever
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Speaker 1: you're talking about, whether it's money or success or fame
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Speaker 1: or climbing the corporate letter or this is the position
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Speaker 1: or you all, that's fine and then it. Please hold
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Speaker 1: on to your dreams. Dreams come true. But in the meantime,
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Speaker 1: let me remind you of something that you gotta do
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Speaker 1: some things you don't want to do in order to
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Speaker 1: do what you want to do. You must get this
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Speaker 1: in your head. There are some survival things that you
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Speaker 1: have to master in order to do what you wanna do.
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Speaker 1: Let's take you down. Let's say you won't be rich
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Speaker 1: and famous. Let's just say that's it for you. Let's it.
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Speaker 1: There as a lot of other ways of being successful.
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Speaker 1: Please don't think that's the only one. But I'm just saying,
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Speaker 1: let's just say yours is rich and famous. And let's
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Speaker 1: say some miraculous way God made you rich and famous.
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Speaker 1: Next Friday. There, y'all, you're rich and you're famous. Next Friday.
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Speaker 1: Can I share something with you? This is not going
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Speaker 1: to last for you. You know why, because you have
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Speaker 1: not done the things necessary. You have not done the
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Speaker 1: things that you have to do in order to do
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Speaker 1: the things you want. So now you're rich and famous,
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Speaker 1: How you gonna know how to budget money? How are
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Speaker 1: you gonna know how to get up and keep clawing
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Speaker 1: towards the top when you fall off your pedestal? How
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Speaker 1: are you gonna know how to reinvent yourself if you
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Speaker 1: didn't even invent yourself in the first place. See, it's
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Speaker 1: so many things you got to know about something, and
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Speaker 1: you think, because it's what you want right now, it's
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Speaker 1: supposed to happen just now. It's a process. When you
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Speaker 1: ask God for something. Please No, God know the process.
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Speaker 1: He know the necessary steps to take you through. Don't
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Speaker 1: lose your patience with God because your dreams ain't coming
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Speaker 1: true right now? Man, You know you know I think
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Speaker 1: the best way y'all is is for me. I just
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Speaker 1: used myself as an example. I really do understand why
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Speaker 1: God has given me the life he's given me so far.
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Speaker 1: I understand that being home this part. Now, I get
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Speaker 1: the not being successful when I wanted to part. Now
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Speaker 1: I get it. I got the delayed entry into the
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Speaker 1: field of choice for myself. I got it now. I've
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Speaker 1: been wanting to be on TV and a little comedian
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Speaker 1: since I was nine years old. But guess what, I
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Speaker 1: didn't get there until I was twenty eight. But see,
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Speaker 1: I didn't get it then I was mad at God.
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Speaker 1: You know what, I won't not send it here here.
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Speaker 1: I I got exactly what you want. But I got
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Speaker 1: this process. I want you to go through to get
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Speaker 1: here too, because see, I'm going to take you somewhere.
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Speaker 1: You don't know nothing, but one day you're gonna have
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Speaker 1: a radio show with You're a little stupid behind you
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Speaker 1: don't know this year, I'm gonna bless you with a
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Speaker 1: radio show. You don't even know it. That's why I
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Speaker 1: said every morning, Steve Harvey got a radio show. Because
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Speaker 1: see I didn't I didn't see this one coming. But
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Speaker 1: see God had a plan for me. It was in
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Speaker 1: the blue print of my life. So God said, what
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna make your life a
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Speaker 1: little rough for you. I'm gonna toss you up a
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Speaker 1: little bit. I'm I'm gonna let you make some of
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Speaker 1: these stupid decisions you wanna make it. I'm gonna make
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Speaker 1: you learn from him. I'm I'm I'm gonna let you
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Speaker 1: be homeless for a little while. I'm I'm gonna let
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Speaker 1: you not get into your field of choice until your
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Speaker 1: twenty eight. I'm gonna have people talk about if we
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Speaker 1: had only seen him when he was younger. I ain't
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Speaker 1: gonna let you get your first call, your name to
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Speaker 1: your third or eight. I'm gonna make you go through
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Speaker 1: some things because one day I'm gonna put a microphone
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Speaker 1: in front of your mouth, and i want you to
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Speaker 1: honor me. I want you to talk about me. I
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Speaker 1: want you to tell people what I bought you through.
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Speaker 1: I want you to give people inspirational moments where they
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Speaker 1: can see that your life was jacked up for a
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Speaker 1: minute and I turned your life around for you. That's
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Speaker 1: God dealing with me. See so now I finally understand
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Speaker 1: why I went through the life I went through, so
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Speaker 1: I can have something to say. See, I ain't over
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Speaker 1: here telling you about what I think are happened. I'm
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Speaker 1: telling you what I know can happen. That God does
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Speaker 1: make dreams come true, but sometimes it take a minute.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes you're gonna have to do some things you don't
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Speaker 1: want to do in order to do what you wanna do. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I finally got on TV, but I had to learn
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Speaker 1: some things along the way. See maybe He waited for
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Speaker 1: me to get some of these messages for He gave
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Speaker 1: me this gift that I want so I would appreciate
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Speaker 1: it more. See when you don't get into comedy when
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Speaker 1: you to you twenty eight and you've been wanting to
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Speaker 1: since you nine, Now when you get into it, you
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Speaker 1: appreciate it more. Then. Guess what I've been through so
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Speaker 1: many struggles and a divorce and life had turned me around.
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Speaker 1: So when I became homeless, I still didn't give up
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Speaker 1: because I had appreciated the fact that it took me
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Speaker 1: so long to get here that nothing was gonna deter me,
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Speaker 1: and he gave me the fortitude and the strength to
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Speaker 1: hang on in there. Just don't leave him out to mix, Okay,
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Speaker 1: Because you're trying and do this by yourself. It ain't
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Speaker 1: working for you, all right. I'll that you. I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: be tripping it death. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, bars
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Speaker 1: and girls, please may have your attention. Please. Today's show
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Speaker 1: is dedicated to those of you who are striving for greatness.
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Speaker 1: This is for everybody that's striving for greatness. I ran
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Speaker 1: across some information that I have got to share with
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Speaker 1: you because this is good news. A guy sent me
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Speaker 1: this today and it's a it's a billboard, but it
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Speaker 1: says in capital letters, never forget three types of people
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Speaker 1: in your life. Never forget three types of people in
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Speaker 1: your life. The first person you should never forget is
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Speaker 1: who helped you in your difficult times. That's the first person.
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Speaker 1: The second person you should never forget is who left
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Speaker 1: you in your difficult time. You need to who they
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Speaker 1: are who left you in your difficult times. And the
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Speaker 1: third person you should always remember is who put you
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Speaker 1: in difficult times? Whoa get your mind? They could be
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Speaker 1: the same person, right, who put you in your difficult time?
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Speaker 1: Not a thing maybe in your life, nephew, ain't nobody
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Speaker 1: helped me in my difficult time? Was the same one
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Speaker 1: that put me there? Yea, yeah, those are those are
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Speaker 1: some important people that puts you. Could have been the
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Speaker 1: one that left you times. Oh, the one that puts
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Speaker 1: you in the shot. That's been my Yeah, that's been
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Speaker 1: my biggest one. That those two can go. Yeah, who
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Speaker 1: who left you in your difficult time? And it was
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Speaker 1: the same person that put me in the off skipping
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Speaker 1: like what nothing going on? Are you in? Yeah? Good
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Speaker 1: morning everybody, Leslette, what's going on today? Hey, good morning crew?
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Speaker 1: Join morning Food number one, your sir, your sir in
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Speaker 1: the building, Food number two series. This same thing to me,
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Speaker 1: That's where my head was downsta because I said, if
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Speaker 1: I busted out laughing right now, Steve's gonna look at
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Speaker 1: me so crazy, just type the person just full of him? Right,
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Speaker 1: But you didn't, did you? Eventually? You always? He used
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Speaker 1: to me with us when we were in La before. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: God has a way of doing it in his own
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Speaker 1: yes he does. And that's the thing. It's easy to
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Speaker 1: have faith when you look at high could end up oh,
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Speaker 1: because that's exciting and it looks rewarding. The difficult part
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Speaker 1: is keeping faith in the middle going through it's in
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Speaker 1: the middle where you got to keep the faith, and
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Speaker 1: most people lose the trip because they lose faith in
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Speaker 1: the middle. Hey, y'all, if you're going through something and
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Speaker 1: you're in the middle of it, keep your faith because
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Speaker 1: the end will surely come. Keep your faith, man, keep
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Speaker 1: it great. Coming up, Truth be told? And don't you
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Speaker 1: hate going over other people's house and they don't have
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Speaker 1: stuff you're used to. At thirty two afternoon, we're about
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Speaker 1: to have a conversation. You're listening to Steve Hardy Show.
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Speaker 1: You're trying for something funny, of course, and we're gonna
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Speaker 1: go Junior. You up first, Truth be told, Truth be told.
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Speaker 1: I can't help you. Take phone call. I got this weekend.
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Speaker 1: You know, I love I love peple, no neighborhood. Been
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Speaker 1: going to the doctor. Got some bad news. But I'm
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Speaker 1: not a person to call. When when you get some
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Speaker 1: bad news, you get me bad news. I get it
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Speaker 1: right off of me, right back over the youth. That's
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Speaker 1: what I do. I get bad, so don't Tommy Pete
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Speaker 1: calling man. He's like man, dog got a bad heart.
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Speaker 1: He said, Doctor say, I'm gonna have to have a
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Speaker 1: heart transplant right there. And I said, hey, Pete, breathe slow. Hey, hey,
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Speaker 1: you got the information for the bad heart. We can't
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Speaker 1: upset you no kind of way. Your heart not good
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Speaker 1: right now, so you need to take your time, make
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Speaker 1: the lands as long as you can't. Just breathe slow. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: look at got to be what I got taking a
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Speaker 1: step for huh, having big lips. I can not kill you.
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Speaker 1: We didn't make it that whether he and we didn't
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Speaker 1: make it that far. But I understand bad heart and
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Speaker 1: hard tramp because I think you won't mind right now.
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Speaker 1: I just want to let you know it's a matter
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Speaker 1: of fact, Pete, you don't find nothing else funny, because
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Speaker 1: if you get rapped up, you're taking time off that heart.
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Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, the next relationship you get
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Speaker 1: into doctor work because you can't afford no heartache, you
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Speaker 1: can't have none of that. Matter of fact. Feet when
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Speaker 1: you go to sleep, sleep light because of deep sleep
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Speaker 1: might be too much work on that. Mother just want
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Speaker 1: you understand telling. I understand where you're coming from. I
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Speaker 1: just ain't the one to help you. Got a bad
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Speaker 1: you got a bad heart, ain't my funt. No, I
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Speaker 1: can't help you. Got it off the line with no.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that not. Have you seen a
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Speaker 1: doctor if you knew what Pete he rate? Don't even
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Speaker 1: read your bill. You can't get wrapped up. No kind
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Speaker 1: of weight are you on any medication? None of that
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Speaker 1: came to mind. No, sure that is. You can't have this.
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Speaker 1: That's all I thought about. If you knew what Pete
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Speaker 1: did to get the man, that's why he was calling
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Speaker 1: you in the first place. He's looking far hard, tin man.
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Speaker 1: All people doing a lot of bad things. Now you
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Speaker 1: talk my dog man. They talk about I need new
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Speaker 1: hearty breeze slope, breeze slope. You ain't getting it over here.
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Speaker 1: You your life truth be told, all right, Steve? This
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Speaker 1: is uh. Don't you hate going over other people's houses
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Speaker 1: and they don't have the stuff that you're used to, like,
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Speaker 1: for instance, hot maybe air conditions, and that's very important,
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Speaker 1: very important. They got all the doors open and the
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Speaker 1: windows open and as hot as hell that side away.
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Speaker 1: I can just go home because I got nothing like that.
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Speaker 1: I just like a little egg, you know, and I
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Speaker 1: don't look something else. Don't give me a one room
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Speaker 1: air conditioning with you tell everybody is standing this room
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Speaker 1: right here, because the ain't no air condition you know
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Speaker 1: the one window. Hey, I can go home all through
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Speaker 1: the damn house. It's cool everywhere cool that I'm just saying,
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Speaker 1: trying to be funny. Why am I here about you
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Speaker 1: somewhere to sit? You know what I'm saying, somewhere to sit?
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Speaker 1: Everybody on the floe, it looks like you ain't moved
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Speaker 1: in yet. That that right there kind of puzzles me.
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Speaker 1: They got a flat scoreen on the wall? Why why
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Speaker 1: we did? Why we got this out of order? Right now?
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Speaker 1: It's not someone care about it. It's not a bean chill,
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Speaker 1: But you know I being chill, get my ask. Not
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Speaker 1: back in the day, I had to beat your body.
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Speaker 1: You actually become the bean shape. I can't do it.
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you nothing. You gotta have some plates. Okay,
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Speaker 1: you need some plate, but I plate because I can't
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Speaker 1: stay eat people house. Theyte you for dinner and they
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Speaker 1: put on your food on that phone plate, paper plate.
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Speaker 1: That being now the being just dripping on your path. No,
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Speaker 1: s I can't staying nobody's house ain't got too bad.
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Speaker 1: But I need I need nothing. I'm with you, dog.
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Speaker 1: You mean to tell me I want somebody going there?
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Speaker 1: We out, we we we out, and they're not coming
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Speaker 1: right out, O Pardner. We ain't got a little side,
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Speaker 1: a bad half back, bate spent of something. That's a
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Speaker 1: saink out of all we're looking. Give me something. What
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Speaker 1: I can't do is go to that door and turn
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Speaker 1: it and then that's just Sometimes you go to people house,
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Speaker 1: you got to put in some work. Sometimes work got
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Speaker 1: to be put in and you need that that through. Wait, wait, wait,
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you something else. I cain't staying going over
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Speaker 1: nobody house. Ain't got no damn snack, got nothing, you
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Speaker 1: got no next stop, You ain't got no pepper, You
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Speaker 1: gotten nothing that's holding me. You ain't got a soldier's cloth. Fact,
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Speaker 1: I can't go to people house that just got one TV.
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Speaker 1: But after don't forget that which we all watching this
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Speaker 1: children all the kid kids room. Hey, let me tell
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Speaker 1: you something. I can't go to nobody house. Ain't got
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Speaker 1: no front steps. How come I got the long jump
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Speaker 1: into the man, you're gonna need some steps not being bush.
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you one more thing we get out of here. Look, man,
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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to be bullsh but can you call
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Speaker 1: and exterminating, don't get your friends, don't don't get some
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Speaker 1: type of service in here. I see him. Can't be
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Speaker 1: doing it, just stomping in Bratton the whole time. You
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Speaker 1: just somebody out of the net and run that brank back.
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Speaker 1: Right at State. You're listening to Steve Morning Show, all right,
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Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the where Mrs and
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Speaker 1: will be here with today's national news. But right now
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Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew and run that prank back,
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Speaker 1: I'm with HPP. We actually uh pick your husband up
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Speaker 1: from his job today. I wanted to give you a
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Speaker 1: call him up for one. Okay, you're you're his wife, Morgan, right, okay?
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Speaker 1: I actually just wanted to make sure that he's okay
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Speaker 1: and we're worried about his work. Hey, what happened? Well,
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Speaker 1: nothing's happened as of right now. We've had a conversation
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Speaker 1: with him and we've checked him out. He's definitely okay.
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Speaker 1: But why why are you picking him up? Though? I
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Speaker 1: don't I don't understand what? All right, let's just just
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Speaker 1: calm down, hang on a second. I got a couple
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Speaker 1: of questions for you. Your husband, he is about what
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Speaker 1: five nine? Correct? Right? And you would agree that Sean
23:30
Speaker 1: ways about a hundred and seventy five pounds? Is that
23:33
Speaker 1: sound about right? Okay? Here's another question, No exactly, Morgan?
23:39
Speaker 1: How tall are you? I'm five nine as well? Okay?
23:42
Speaker 1: And if you don't mind, I know a little different
23:45
Speaker 1: type of question. But if you don't mind, how much
23:47
Speaker 1: do you weigh? I'm like two, wait, wait a minute,
23:50
Speaker 1: what is it? What is it? What is how much
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Speaker 1: I have to do with it? I don't what is
23:54
Speaker 1: wrong with him? And where is why? Where is he?
23:56
Speaker 1: Right now? We actually have him, we have him in
23:58
Speaker 1: our custody. Him are we have him in our custody?
24:02
Speaker 1: Right now here and I head quarters at HPP. So
24:05
Speaker 1: what heck? What is what is the HP? Ma'am? H
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Speaker 1: PP is Husband Protection Program? Has been protection? I've never
24:14
Speaker 1: I've never heard of such a thing. Why why is
24:16
Speaker 1: he there? Well? The problem we have and we've been
24:19
Speaker 1: getting some actual complaints or whatnot, and not necessarily from him,
24:23
Speaker 1: but that you've been bullying your husband. Okay, you know what.
24:26
Speaker 1: I'm at my job and I'm gonna need to hold
24:28
Speaker 1: all one second so I can go here. What what?
24:36
Speaker 1: What did you say? Have you and uh Sean had
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Speaker 1: any arguments at all lately? How we had We're married?
24:42
Speaker 1: Have we had arguments? Of course, he had arguments. What
24:45
Speaker 1: what does that have to do with anything? Have you
24:47
Speaker 1: guys had any altercation? Any altercations? Yes? What kind of altercations?
24:52
Speaker 1: Have you been bullying your husband in a physical way?
24:55
Speaker 1: I've been bullying him, bullying him? You have you been
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Speaker 1: happening to bullying him? For somebody to turn in and
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Speaker 1: give us? Who? Who? Who? Who? Want? You need to
25:07
Speaker 1: let me talk to him. I can't put him on this.
25:10
Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about, and this is what
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Speaker 1: we're talking about. You called me at my dad? Come
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Speaker 1: off like an hpp CS and sobody turned somebody in
25:17
Speaker 1: for some arguments. We're married. Who are you freaking who's
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Speaker 1: married and does not argue? I understand your mad, but
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Speaker 1: it is my job to protect husbands that are getting
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Speaker 1: bullied by the wise. This is what's talking about your
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Speaker 1: Let me speak to him. I'm not at liberty and
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Speaker 1: let you speak to him right now. To you, what
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Speaker 1: you're not gonna do is bullying me as well. And
25:37
Speaker 1: if I'm trying to bully you, I want to know
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Speaker 1: what coming on? And why do you calling me and
25:41
Speaker 1: my dad with some craps about him being at some
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Speaker 1: headquarters for aspp IDP isn't a hunt of apps and
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Speaker 1: my husband's I need protecting from anybody's talking. It is
25:49
Speaker 1: husband protection program. You've been bullying your husband. You've been
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Speaker 1: using bad language with you. I don't want to talk
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Speaker 1: my usbend when he said, I do he do whatever
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Speaker 1: she said to me whenever he s in the high
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Speaker 1: said and next he gets and if he has the
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Speaker 1: problems with arguing me, city to stop his craft and
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Speaker 1: he won't be in an argument. And you tell him
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Speaker 1: that you see, this is what we're talking about. This
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Speaker 1: is why he's been picked up today and brought into
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Speaker 1: our custody so that he would be definitely protected from you.
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Speaker 1: You know that if he needs a profession and he's
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Speaker 1: in your custody, asked, you can keep him here? How that? Well,
26:23
Speaker 1: here's what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna be picking you up,
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Speaker 1: bringing you in so we can have a conversation, and
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Speaker 1: bringing me there. What what do you think this is?
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Speaker 1: We're bringing you in so we can have a proversation
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Speaker 1: with you. Let me explain something to you, ma'am. We
26:36
Speaker 1: will be bringing you in having a conversation. Would you
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Speaker 1: bring me with you? You're gonna be coming in and
26:42
Speaker 1: you're gonna do it where anywhere? Were anybody want? Are
26:46
Speaker 1: you physically or mentally abusing your husband? You know what?
26:48
Speaker 1: You don't have to kick me up? Tell me where
26:50
Speaker 1: you are. I will come to you want to pick
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Speaker 1: me up? I will. I will come down there. I
26:53
Speaker 1: will hear you you and him at the same time.
26:55
Speaker 1: You tell me where you are here. I'm gonna ask
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Speaker 1: you a serious question. Is it sounds like a consequence
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Speaker 1: of he doesn't listen to you? A consequence? I mean,
27:03
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing? Are you treating your
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Speaker 1: husband like a child. What are you doing to him?
27:07
Speaker 1: If he acting like the kid's gonna be treating like
27:09
Speaker 1: the child? If you if he has a problem with
27:11
Speaker 1: how I treat him, you talk to him, he asks.
27:13
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, miss Morgan. What do you
27:15
Speaker 1: do for a lever in head of security at this building?
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Speaker 1: And about to cross security on me because I'm loud
27:20
Speaker 1: in this room because you're a head of security, so
27:22
Speaker 1: you don't know all about putting people in choke calls
27:25
Speaker 1: and and how to apprehend the person. Don't tas my job?
27:28
Speaker 1: Yes I did? So are you doing that at home?
27:30
Speaker 1: What I'm not going to tell you again. I don't
27:33
Speaker 1: harm that man in any way nowhere have I ever
27:36
Speaker 1: what I ever? Nor has he needs? He needs to
27:39
Speaker 1: get him behind in his car and go back to work.
27:41
Speaker 1: We have builds to take and go ask time for
27:43
Speaker 1: this crap. I got one more thing I need to
27:45
Speaker 1: say to you. A you're listening. You have nothing to
27:47
Speaker 1: say to me but that you want to put my
27:48
Speaker 1: husband on this and let me talk to him about this.
27:50
Speaker 1: Shut sit down, sit down s get him leaving him
27:54
Speaker 1: the phone. Let me tross. I need to understand what
27:56
Speaker 1: that shod I got it. Let me finish the talk
28:00
Speaker 1: veressation with Okay, No, you don't need to be anything.
28:01
Speaker 1: Let me finish on his phone. Hello, I have one
28:06
Speaker 1: more thing to ask you. Are you listening? Are you listening? Good?
28:10
Speaker 1: Ahead is nephew taught me from the Steve harb and
28:14
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got break by your husband's Sean. Hello,
28:37
Speaker 1: what are you? What are you at right now? Man?
28:40
Speaker 1: I was worried about the people at your job. What
28:42
Speaker 1: are you at back here in this closet swearing like
28:45
Speaker 1: a freaking pig and heat dripping makeup everywhere? I cannot
28:52
Speaker 1: believe this? Oh God, man, Okay, baby, I gotta ask you,
28:57
Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the best this
29:00
Speaker 1: radio show in the lay? What y'all think? Yeah? I
29:10
Speaker 1: just I just need to know if I was stupid.
29:15
Speaker 1: That's all I want to know. Ye got a lock
29:20
Speaker 1: on that. It's embarrassing when people ask me how you
29:24
Speaker 1: doing well? Guys, Um, it's not too late if you
29:35
Speaker 1: want to hop on a flight and get to the
29:36
Speaker 1: country of Serbia to enjoy the sight, smells, and tastes
29:40
Speaker 1: of the fourteenth Annual World Testical Cooking Championship. I never
29:48
Speaker 1: heard of world you know, the World Testical Cooking Championship. Yeah,
29:53
Speaker 1: the World Yeah, this actually it was held. We missed
30:07
Speaker 1: the guys. That was good and we missed it. It
30:12
Speaker 1: was last Friday, last Friday. To have a big bow.
30:21
Speaker 1: It's the fourteenth annual World Test Championship. A lot of
30:26
Speaker 1: people hanging out the exact race. Alright, come me up
30:40
Speaker 1: next with San will be here with National News. Uh,
30:44
Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show.
30:49
Speaker 1: All right, miss Anason Jack with today's headlines. Former President
30:52
Speaker 1: Barack Obama gave some advice for Donald Trump before he
30:56
Speaker 1: took office in January. This is according to CNN Now,
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Speaker 1: which obtained a cop We have the handwritten letter penned
31:01
Speaker 1: on White House stationary. President congratulated Trump on his remarkable
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Speaker 1: run and reminded Trump that millions have placed their hopes
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Speaker 1: in him. It's up to us to do everything we
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Speaker 1: can to build more ladders of success for every child
31:15
Speaker 1: and family that's willing to work hard. American leadership in
31:18
Speaker 1: this world is really indispensable. We are just temporary occupants
31:22
Speaker 1: of this office. That makes us guardians of those democratic
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Speaker 1: institutions and traditions and President Obama went on to say
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Speaker 1: take time in the rush of events and responsibilities for
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Speaker 1: friends and family, and he signed off with an offer
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Speaker 1: to help in any way he could and wished Trump. Look,
31:40
Speaker 1: I don't think you read it. You think so he read? Yeah? Yeah, true,
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Speaker 1: he took off, he put his hand on. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: really did all that. Oh oh, he read it. He
32:04
Speaker 1: didn't want to read it, but he read it. That's
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Speaker 1: the tradition. Every president leaves one for the incoming president.
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Speaker 1: Every outgoing president leaves one, but he does means though, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: oh yeah. The first was was Obama doing him that.
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Speaker 1: He didn't like that, so he had somebody making a
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Speaker 1: reverse it. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't know a president
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Speaker 1: that had time for that. Yeah. I ain't even got
32:31
Speaker 1: time to make means and I ain't even the damn president.
32:35
Speaker 1: I've just gotta go to work every dog day. I'm
32:38
Speaker 1: with you. I'll be glad when he's right for the
32:40
Speaker 1: next president. That's yeah, that's the want to read you
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Speaker 1: are and listen, Hey, guys, it's gonna be terrific. This
32:52
Speaker 1: is gonna be so good, really fantastic. You know you
32:57
Speaker 1: won't get the numbers I got ye. You won't be
33:00
Speaker 1: able to draw crowds like me cricket Hillary about her. Yeah, man,
33:11
Speaker 1: do you remember the the the speech he gave in
33:16
Speaker 1: Phoenix a couple of weeks ago, and the one black
33:20
Speaker 1: dude that was back there in the car goodness, that
33:24
Speaker 1: wasn't really representative of the African American community with his
33:29
Speaker 1: homemade sign with the opponent tail. But they kept sliding
33:33
Speaker 1: him other signs, the whole other, and he was looking confused. Man.
33:38
Speaker 1: I was just looking at this dude, man, because you know,
33:41
Speaker 1: it's of course, I mean, I mean, don't look man,
33:44
Speaker 1: it's so stale because they stage who goes behind him,
33:47
Speaker 1: They try to make him look as diversified. And then
33:50
Speaker 1: there was only one black. He had a T shirt
33:52
Speaker 1: and the said black for Trump. J could have took
33:55
Speaker 1: the asshole and just been black because that's all he
33:59
Speaker 1: was and not really all the way, yeah, because he
34:03
Speaker 1: was really really some Indian the bottom because his hair. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: the Indians don't put them on us, you know in
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Speaker 1: uh in l A man, just we're out here in
34:23
Speaker 1: l A date she got rid of Columbus day. I
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Speaker 1: read that, and they're doing Indigenous to honor the Indians,
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Speaker 1: because that's who really had him. I thought that was great. Yeah,
34:39
Speaker 1: I was already here. Yeah, I thought that was great.
34:42
Speaker 1: So I'll be doing that too. Yeah, I'm gonna definitely
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Speaker 1: do Indigenous Day. I'm with it. It's not Columbus Day.
34:48
Speaker 1: I didn't know, really, it was just a day off.
34:51
Speaker 1: I'll put that in a paper. When I was young
34:53
Speaker 1: and boys, she had a conversation, what do you mean
34:57
Speaker 1: Columbus didn't discover that? I said, well, I don't understand
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Speaker 1: from you would already hear me. Und Yeah, that's the
35:10
Speaker 1: whole damn country, all right, Steve, She interested, ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 1: Miss a trip to everybody. This is a trip with
35:18
Speaker 1: the news. Well, you know, it looks like U S.
35:20
Speaker 1: Attorney General Jeff Sessions and not President Trump is going
35:24
Speaker 1: to announce whether the Trump administration is going to end
35:26
Speaker 1: another Obama administration executive water, this one DOCCA. DOCCA stands
35:30
Speaker 1: for Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals. It was established to
35:33
Speaker 1: protect immigrants who were brought here by their parents as
35:36
Speaker 1: little kids from being deported since their parents took or
35:39
Speaker 1: took it upon themselves to break the law, but not
35:41
Speaker 1: the children. The White House Folkeswoman Sarah Huckaby Sanders says
35:44
Speaker 1: the decision though was not made lightly the president's priorities
35:48
Speaker 1: on immigration or to create a system that encourages legal
35:51
Speaker 1: immigration and benefits our economy and American workers. DOCTA currently
35:55
Speaker 1: protects some eight hundred thousand young people nationally. They're going
35:58
Speaker 1: to be some demonstrations in Washington, d C. The announcement
36:02
Speaker 1: is set for eleven a M officials in South Korea
36:05
Speaker 1: warning that the North may be preparing for another missile launches,
36:08
Speaker 1: two days after the Pyongyang government conducted its most powerful
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Speaker 1: nuclear missile test to date. The UN and went into
36:13
Speaker 1: special session yesterday ordering new sanctions, but Ambassador Nicki Haley
36:17
Speaker 1: is issuing her strongest warning yet. Kim Jong UN's action
36:21
Speaker 1: cannot be seen as defensive. He wants to be acknowledged
36:25
Speaker 1: as a nuclear power. Nuclear powers understand their responsibilities. Kim
36:30
Speaker 1: Jong un shows no such understanding. His abusive use of
36:35
Speaker 1: missiles and his nuclear threats show that he is begging
36:40
Speaker 1: for war or is never something the United States wants.
36:44
Speaker 1: We don't want it now, but our country's patients is
36:47
Speaker 1: not unlimited, so this is something we really have to watch.
36:50
Speaker 1: In Houston, Texas this week thousands of people returned to
36:53
Speaker 1: their homes totally unprepared, a lot of them for what
36:55
Speaker 1: they'll find. Houston, Mayo, sylvest to turn to tell CBSS
36:58
Speaker 1: face the nation is people win need a lot of help.
37:01
Speaker 1: We need UH rapid repair housing because many many people
37:05
Speaker 1: have elected to stay in their homes. They're now dry,
37:08
Speaker 1: but they need to be repaired. In some cases they
37:10
Speaker 1: may need to be rebuilt. The death toll from Harvey
37:13
Speaker 1: now sixty. Now they have UH states of Emergency in
37:16
Speaker 1: Florida and Puerto Rico because of Hurricane Irma, which is
37:19
Speaker 1: a category for already. That's right. It sounds like there's
37:22
Speaker 1: a possibility, but maybe a probability at the face of
37:24
Speaker 1: Harriet Tubman will not be featured on the twenty dollar bill. Finally,
37:28
Speaker 1: take another look day. That's what it is today. Also
37:31
Speaker 1: it's National be late for something Day but trying not
37:33
Speaker 1: to be late for working. It's also National Pizza Day.
37:39
Speaker 1: I love pizza with Eugene the Butterfly. I love him
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Speaker 1: to twenty minutes after the hour and the Steve Harvey
37:43
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
37:48
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. It is that time time
37:50
Speaker 1: for you Steve to introduce. Okay, right there, I'm gee,
38:06
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love it. I love it, I
38:08
Speaker 1: love it. Thank you somebout Jay Anthony Brown, Good morning
38:11
Speaker 1: to everyone, and welcome back from the holidays. Carl A,
38:15
Speaker 1: good morning. Alright, Junior said Jake. Butterfly flap phone flap
38:25
Speaker 1: brother very good at Stephen, um um Dr Castleberry, Yes,
38:33
Speaker 1: how did you did you know? Actually? Conally actually a
38:40
Speaker 1: little progress, so you know him more. We haven't made
38:45
Speaker 1: any progress. I don't, I don't know. It ain't been
38:47
Speaker 1: no progress. We steal where and I think you're going
38:51
Speaker 1: to invite the therapist on. We should at least listen
38:53
Speaker 1: to her and watch your tone talking. No, I don't
38:57
Speaker 1: have no, don't tell me against my doctor. Guys. Man,
38:59
Speaker 1: I'm some more expects of luck. You guys are communicating
39:02
Speaker 1: more and you know you have to go through the
39:04
Speaker 1: docuness before you get to the life. Absolutely, but I
39:06
Speaker 1: hear your passion, your love, That's what I says. How
39:13
Speaker 1: Dr Stephen do you love me? Are you passionate about me? No?
39:17
Speaker 1: I love the fact that I know your segment is
39:19
Speaker 1: gonna go down, and I'm passionate about that segment. Can't
39:24
Speaker 1: voice exactly what we feel. But here's the thing. Just
39:27
Speaker 1: don'bout the progress is that he is talking and it
39:31
Speaker 1: is not silent. Yeah, hond on, what do you mean
39:35
Speaker 1: my segment going that? What does you mean by that? Well,
39:37
Speaker 1: because I mean here it is now you said not
39:40
Speaker 1: two minutes you still ain't said you're supposed to be
39:43
Speaker 1: entertaining people here. You understand to get help. This is
39:46
Speaker 1: the only way for you and I had to get counseling.
39:49
Speaker 1: With the counsel, I think that Dr Kelselbur is right
39:52
Speaker 1: on point you here, Dr Kelselbur, we must continue to
39:54
Speaker 1: be patient. You know, how are you guys doing with
39:56
Speaker 1: your individual growth? My individual growth is out of sight.
40:01
Speaker 1: Did you try that meditation we spoke about last time?
40:03
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did the whole it.
40:05
Speaker 1: Never thought about him the whole time. Could we he
40:09
Speaker 1: and I meditate together? If that me is? Is that
40:14
Speaker 1: something exercise that he and I can do together? Is
40:17
Speaker 1: what I'm asking Dr can Silberry. How do you want
40:19
Speaker 1: to feel about trust exercises? Yeah, let's do one. Go ahead,
40:23
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, start with a sheet of paper and
40:29
Speaker 1: Mr Harges, you hold one in and you hold the
40:32
Speaker 1: other end. Okay, you guys, just actually lean your weight against,
40:35
Speaker 1: hold on tight, lean your weight away, trusting between the
40:40
Speaker 1: two issues, because he gotta let it go and he
40:42
Speaker 1: gotta make me fie. Wait a minute, the energy say that,
40:50
Speaker 1: doctor paper? Did you? Thank you, Dr Cassilberry. We're not
40:56
Speaker 1: getting anywhere though, thank you. You have to go comedy route.
41:02
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Comedy Roulette, now fastly becoming
41:09
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Speaker 1: We can do it all right here the subjects? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Number one, I don't like your friends, all right, okay.
41:35
Speaker 1: Number two she can't cook worth the darn. I'm just
41:38
Speaker 1: gonna say she can't cook worth for day and that
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Speaker 1: land on their number three people who don't have a car,
41:49
Speaker 1: but talk trash about your alright, for I'm sorry, wrestling
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Speaker 1: That's all I need what what you got? What you got?
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Speaker 1: People who don't have a car but talk trash about
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Speaker 1: yours star. Not only do they not have a car,
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Speaker 1: they talk trash about you and you don't want to
42:34
Speaker 1: with the car stuff like why are you late? Why
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Speaker 1: are you late picking me up? I've been out here
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Speaker 1: twenty minutes already waiting on you. They get in your car,
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Speaker 1: they hear sounds that normally they wouldn't hear on the bus,
42:49
Speaker 1: but all of us said, do you hear that ticking?
42:52
Speaker 1: Hear that clicking? Sounds like you need new tires? Thats
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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Don't even have a car, don't
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Speaker 1: you have? I caught you got what I say. We'll
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Speaker 1: get on my nervous people that don't have a car
43:03
Speaker 1: when they're getting your cars and just far to see
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Speaker 1: go back. You ain't even sat down before he did.
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Speaker 1: You gotta beginning. You gotta any leg room if you
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Speaker 1: talk about this far back, far back. Most cars have
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Speaker 1: a limit. Understand you ain't know that you're walking. How
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Speaker 1: come when you asked me to pick you up from
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Speaker 1: the bus stop and you get in my car, you
43:30
Speaker 1: just just this just a folk selling that this really
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Speaker 1: you're worried about the cylinders, get your hands back on
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Speaker 1: the butt and get in my car. All these thing
43:45
Speaker 1: happened to me. Why your radio don't work? Bringing pain
43:54
Speaker 1: for you? Being all my money on gas? Yeah, they
44:01
Speaker 1: making statements like you know you passed the gas station,
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Speaker 1: but they don't ever say I'm chipping in on gas.
44:07
Speaker 1: And there's never any place close they need to go.
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Speaker 1: Never knock its way cross sound and then offer you
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Speaker 1: could you run me crush down put two dollar with
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Speaker 1: a gas No, you know what you know, my dirty man?
44:22
Speaker 1: People with no car Jake, seriously, you know get on
44:26
Speaker 1: my nerves. What people who don't have a car talk about?
44:28
Speaker 1: Why your car wash? Why it's dirty? They're taking their
44:33
Speaker 1: fingers straight down side a little bit about three weeks
44:35
Speaker 1: as you watched this car, you don't at least I
44:37
Speaker 1: got a vehicle to pull in there. You know that?
44:40
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you walking about? Question? How
44:44
Speaker 1: what you get in my car? And they're gonna hear me.
44:46
Speaker 1: I can't believe you spent this much money on this
44:48
Speaker 1: car on your nerves? Why would you do that? People
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Speaker 1: you back? I say, just the Holy ghost God gave
45:02
Speaker 1: it to me. Yeah, man, this was really happened to me.
45:08
Speaker 1: I had a cab man that smoke real band. I
45:12
Speaker 1: pull up at a bus stop. Two dudes at the
45:15
Speaker 1: bus stop. They say, hey man, you're cooking real but
45:31
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45:35
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45:38
Speaker 1: be back with the Nephews prank phone call right after this.
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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show coming up at the
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Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour,
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Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter. But first, come on, Nephew with your
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Speaker 1: prank phone call for today. Let's have it. This is
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Speaker 1: this is something most men with love to have in
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Speaker 1: their life. This is a FO three relationship, a four
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Speaker 1: three relations to Tommy, don't say most men. Okay, don't
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Speaker 1: drag me into none of your food. You're just saying
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Speaker 1: you would. No, I'm not about assure you. I won't
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Speaker 1: fow three relationship fol days with your wife, three days
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Speaker 1: with somebody else, bow three relationships just right there. I
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Speaker 1: can't go with no nothing for three who don't want that?
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Speaker 1: Them three days with somebody else who don't want that?
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Speaker 1: Just said he didn't I did not note back in
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Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, I take five to see that we
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Speaker 1: got one, you know, Junior, that's whatever number flows your boat. Shirley, No, Shirley,
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Speaker 1: I could never want one of those three makes no sense.
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Speaker 1: Seven days here relationships. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
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Speaker 1: my reach. Hey, my reason. My name, My name is
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Speaker 1: Devin Man. How you doing this evening? Brother? Oh man,
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Speaker 1: I'm kind of sleeping man working? Nice? Bro? What's going on?
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Speaker 1: Who is a game? This is devon man. I talked
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Speaker 1: to your wife, Keysha the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's my wife. Yeah, I talked to you. Why she
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Speaker 1: in right now? No? She worked? Bro? Okay, okay, I
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Speaker 1: probably name me to wake you up. You work at
47:28
Speaker 1: night or something. Yeah, I'm a craning offerady at night. Bro. No,
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Speaker 1: I think you don't call me. That's three o'clock to
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Speaker 1: know what's this? What is it? What is a big
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Speaker 1: collector something? No? No, no, no, no, no no no no.
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Speaker 1: I talked to you white man. She's interested in um
47:40
Speaker 1: this thing we got man called the four three relationship.
47:43
Speaker 1: She told me she wanted me to call back and
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Speaker 1: talked to her husband about it, and she gave me
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Speaker 1: the number to hit you up. At the house, man,
47:49
Speaker 1: and let you know all about the four three relationship
47:51
Speaker 1: because she's really interested in it. For three relationships. You
47:56
Speaker 1: say you talked to my wife about it. Yeah, I
47:58
Speaker 1: talked to Keisha a couple of days ago. She gave
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Speaker 1: me to know. She said, call him back. He'll be
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Speaker 1: at home at this time. You can hit him up
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Speaker 1: and see if he likes she said. But she definitely
48:05
Speaker 1: likes it, man, And she wanted to see if you
48:07
Speaker 1: would be interested in the four three relationship to you know,
48:10
Speaker 1: if we want to get your approval on it before
48:11
Speaker 1: we went in it further. But your wife was very
48:14
Speaker 1: excited about it, man. She was I wanted to get
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Speaker 1: started as soon as possible, and I wanted to see
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Speaker 1: about contacting you and making sure that you agreed and
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Speaker 1: approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to get your
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Speaker 1: blessing and get your approval on it. Yeah. I'll try
48:28
Speaker 1: to do anything to make her happy, though, but I
48:30
Speaker 1: got to get some some information about this. What is
48:33
Speaker 1: that again? Three three? No? No, it's a four three
48:37
Speaker 1: or four three relationship, is what it is? Okay, Well, happy,
48:41
Speaker 1: you know I'm willing to listen. Okay, Well listen, man,
48:43
Speaker 1: We're probably gonna get started right away, probably Monday. We'll
48:46
Speaker 1: get started on Monday. Uh, you'll go through Monday through
48:49
Speaker 1: Thursday and then uh and then I pick up you know,
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Speaker 1: Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll go ahead and get
48:54
Speaker 1: this thing started. I think after a month you're pretty
48:56
Speaker 1: much catch on everything. You know, somethings gonna be to
49:00
Speaker 1: the house. Uh pick up. She shouldn't have mentioned any
49:06
Speaker 1: of this to you to me? Okay, all right, Well
49:10
Speaker 1: what this is, man? The four three relationship, Maurice, is this?
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Speaker 1: You know, you spend four days with Keisha and she
49:17
Speaker 1: comes over to my place and she spend the other
49:20
Speaker 1: three days with me. That's what a four three relationships.
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Speaker 1: So see this kind of frees you up, man on
49:25
Speaker 1: anything you might want to do on those other three days. Man,
49:28
Speaker 1: when she might be tying you down, you know, so
49:31
Speaker 1: for them days you know you would her, but the
49:33
Speaker 1: other three days you kind of have some free time
49:35
Speaker 1: to yourself. But she'll be over my place on the
49:37
Speaker 1: other three days. That's what that's what basically a four
49:40
Speaker 1: three relationship is part of me said, what now, I
49:43
Speaker 1: say part of me? You say, she has spent four
49:46
Speaker 1: days with me, three days with you. That's that's it, sir,
49:50
Speaker 1: that's the four three relationship right there. Maurice, you know
49:53
Speaker 1: you're you're really gonna like this man? Like I said,
49:55
Speaker 1: she was excited about it. Are you serious? Uh? Yeah,
49:59
Speaker 1: I'm there ships me like I said, Keisha was excited
50:01
Speaker 1: about the hall the name. I know, wife ain't discuss
50:05
Speaker 1: you about lationships. Finished fol days with me, three days
50:10
Speaker 1: with man? So you're talking about my No, yeall know
50:15
Speaker 1: about meal? Hold up? What name again? My name is Devion,
50:19
Speaker 1: Devin say bro, I don't play things mean. I don't
50:23
Speaker 1: know how that my mama's I mean my reads. What's wrong?
50:26
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of couples are doing what's wrong?
50:29
Speaker 1: That's my wife long thing with bat. You're talking, dude.
50:32
Speaker 1: You ain't talking to about you're talking dude. Okay, well listen, man,
50:36
Speaker 1: A lot of couples are doing the four three man.
50:39
Speaker 1: What other couples is doing the hard But my wife
50:42
Speaker 1: and me ain't interested in no over three relationship. I
50:47
Speaker 1: can't be I can't believe you want my for this. Man.
50:51
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying you're calling me talking about all three relationships?
50:55
Speaker 1: If you know I told you I work your name?
50:57
Speaker 1: Why I didn't know you worked that night. Man, like
50:59
Speaker 1: I see when I came over last week. Man, ho
51:02
Speaker 1: ho on on you came over well last week. I
51:06
Speaker 1: know you ain't feenished seen without thank you for the
51:09
Speaker 1: thing you bet? I said, you bet? I said, go ahead,
51:12
Speaker 1: go ahead and say it. Go ahead, go ahead, player,
51:14
Speaker 1: you've been talking. Don't stop now, go ahead, Maurice, hold on,
51:17
Speaker 1: just getting you know. I'm up, player, I'm up now.
51:22
Speaker 1: Don't want to see it? Go ahead. All I'm saying.
51:25
Speaker 1: I came by there last week, man, I came by
51:29
Speaker 1: your house. You come by my house? Okay? Are you
51:32
Speaker 1: at eighteen four? Get been here for the last two years?
51:37
Speaker 1: Oh so you may hear about your health? Okay because
51:41
Speaker 1: because she said, okay, she said, I call right because
51:46
Speaker 1: this first man first of all, you know, so he's gone.
51:50
Speaker 1: You've been in my house? Okay, player, okay, go ahead,
51:53
Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Okay. If you're not
51:56
Speaker 1: interested in the four three man, then I won't. I
51:58
Speaker 1: won't be wasting no more, no more your time. You
52:00
Speaker 1: really are you a time? Calling me? What my little
52:04
Speaker 1: wife don't tell you about she want to go three?
52:06
Speaker 1: And she never told me nothing about you got the
52:08
Speaker 1: wrong home ball and nothing more my relationship. Okay, so
52:12
Speaker 1: why would she tell me she interested in the four? Three? Man?
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Speaker 1: Give up what she told you? I know I take
52:18
Speaker 1: care of my dead room all right? Three? I wish
52:21
Speaker 1: she william three days. I wish she would anyway. I
52:25
Speaker 1: know you how you know it? I don't know you're
52:27
Speaker 1: a man. I don't mind taking off one tonight to
52:31
Speaker 1: sell what's going on my house when my cleaning night
52:35
Speaker 1: working off night. Now I'm gonna ask you again, how
52:39
Speaker 1: do you know us? Man? I know y'all through Tommy Man?
52:43
Speaker 1: Who is Tommy Tommy? Who's Tommy Man? Maurice, nephew Tommy.
52:49
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve Harvey more
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Speaker 1: than show dog? Your wife Keisha got me to break
52:55
Speaker 1: phone call you man, ain't you I'm talking about the
53:01
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey show. Yea man? If you talk the little
53:06
Speaker 1: ball ahead, Mr st Me. I know y'all with men.
53:11
Speaker 1: I know with me today said next you tell her
53:17
Speaker 1: now why you watch Steve need to be over here?
53:19
Speaker 1: Just slip your head. You ain't got nothing but puper man.
53:29
Speaker 1: You know I got to go to to see this ship.
53:32
Speaker 1: You got to go to where you work at night. Man?
53:34
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm gonna let you go back
53:36
Speaker 1: and sleep, man, But one more thing. Dog tell me
53:38
Speaker 1: this man, what is the what's the baddest that I mean,
53:42
Speaker 1: the bad that's been cute to you? I wish I
53:46
Speaker 1: was there there you hey, man, what's the baddest radio
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Speaker 1: show in the land? Man? Steve Harvey Morty show that
53:55
Speaker 1: it is? Who don't want no phone three relationship? Oh
53:58
Speaker 1: my god, I ain't gonna ask you married off? Yeah, dumb,
54:05
Speaker 1: ask up. I'm trapped in I'm trapped in that house
54:09
Speaker 1: with that one boy, huh from photo Boy, the same
54:19
Speaker 1: guy who wants you to kill him with a fake gun.
54:21
Speaker 1: If he picks all this money, I'm gonna blow his
54:29
Speaker 1: whole shoulder cap. I'm gonna put him down. Makes me
54:32
Speaker 1: think about it. It's gonna be real. It's hey, I'm
54:36
Speaker 1: gonna Mr Blood packing everything. All right, Mama's boy. The
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Speaker 1: stage play Open to Night is Thursday night, Columbia, South
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Speaker 1: Carolina at the Township Auditor. You'm don't call me. It's
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Speaker 1: time he's place, So don't call me. You're listening Steve
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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, Steve Harvey's All New Daytime talk show
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Speaker 1: from Hollywood. It's going to hear me. It is premiering
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Speaker 1: in Hollywood. Yes, it is today. Yeah, this is this
55:07
Speaker 1: is gonna be great. Steve's moved the whole family to Hollywood.
55:11
Speaker 1: You're gonna do talk show what? Yes? What Today? Today?
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Speaker 1: Actor's comedian and talk show host Chelsea Handler and actor
55:23
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Marlon Williams. I love his new show.
55:26
Speaker 1: Marlon is so good. Yeah, it's really a good show,
55:29
Speaker 1: very well written. Yeah. They're gonna be on today's season premiere, okay,
55:34
Speaker 1: the premiere episode, and on Wednesday show. Oh we gotta
55:38
Speaker 1: tell Mississippi Monica about this. Steve welcomes the one and
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Speaker 1: only actor rapper Ice Cube will be yes, and the
55:51
Speaker 1: week is gonna wrap up with actor Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen,
55:54
Speaker 1: Yeah alright, and then musical guest Leanne Rhyme. Steve, you're
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Speaker 1: having said a word? Are you excited? I mean, you know,
56:03
Speaker 1: this is the beginning of something new. Of course, a
56:05
Speaker 1: little a little you know, nervous about it, you know,
56:09
Speaker 1: because you wanted to be successful, you know, But you
56:13
Speaker 1: gotta take chances. Man, this is a huge chance to
56:17
Speaker 1: move the show to l A and uh you know,
56:20
Speaker 1: to change the format completely. Now what I mean? You know,
56:25
Speaker 1: it's really really a late night show. In the middle
56:27
Speaker 1: of the jaga, I come out, I do a monologue.
56:30
Speaker 1: I sit behind the desk. I'm involved with the audience.
56:34
Speaker 1: You know. It's I have celebrity guests and I still
56:38
Speaker 1: have games. You know, I got I let people win money.
56:42
Speaker 1: You know, I do a lot of stuff. Man, got graphics,
56:44
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff. Had the biggest screen on TV.
56:47
Speaker 1: And thanks for putting me in junior on the show man,
56:51
Speaker 1: Yeah man, they are yeah, man, they are to a
56:54
Speaker 1: top writers. Man. They helped me out a great deal
56:56
Speaker 1: because they know my voice or I don't have to struggle.
56:59
Speaker 1: My monologue gonna be funny. Oh yeah, you know you
57:02
Speaker 1: are ready funny. So J's j You've done it before.
57:04
Speaker 1: You've written for Senior Hall. He's never written for nobody. No,
57:09
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't know what I wrote for him before.
57:16
Speaker 1: So yeah, you know, I don't know why he's saying.
57:19
Speaker 1: I think it's big. I hope this show has our
57:22
Speaker 1: senior six huh. Yeah, but but Junior, you even never
57:26
Speaker 1: done this? No no, no, no, no, it is, but
57:28
Speaker 1: it is after Junior never done nothing everything for that text.
57:33
Speaker 1: I even think I'd be doing graft services just through
57:36
Speaker 1: him for Louke. We can eat this anytime you go
57:42
Speaker 1: by here, you can just hand can I get Just
57:48
Speaker 1: get it? Not bothering me, yees, don't have signed for it,
57:53
Speaker 1: just get it. But it's good. Yeah, but it is
57:57
Speaker 1: absolutely love it. It's a lot of fun. I mean,
58:00
Speaker 1: especially to do show. It is so much fun discovering
58:03
Speaker 1: how TV work and how the work that goes in
58:06
Speaker 1: to make an episode. I mean that is fun and
58:09
Speaker 1: just being able to be creative, you know, just to you,
58:14
Speaker 1: you know, and then they write the monologue like I do.
58:18
Speaker 1: I don't need a bunch of subjects because I don't
58:20
Speaker 1: do jokes. I like to take a subject and milk
58:23
Speaker 1: it for everything that's in there, and then that's gonna
58:27
Speaker 1: do something because I don't. I don't write budoon pot.
58:31
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, no, I try to. I try to
58:35
Speaker 1: make you throw up in the middle of the day.
58:38
Speaker 1: I love it. So it sounds like it's gonna be
58:40
Speaker 1: more celebrity driven to Steve, since you're in Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
58:44
Speaker 1: you know, man, have a lot of guests come by
58:45
Speaker 1: and do some crazy stuff. Man, it's gonna be what
58:48
Speaker 1: I've always dreamed of doing, was a talk show like this.
58:53
Speaker 1: You know, I ain't trying to solve no problems or nothing.
58:56
Speaker 1: You got some problems, you can bring it on that.
58:58
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna help you. Turn into your nephew right before.
59:03
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna help you. I'm gonna laugh at you.
59:10
Speaker 1: I'm gonna laugh with you. But that's all we're gonna do.
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Speaker 1: When you tune in today, folks, serious, last serious, serious,
59:18
Speaker 1: last today, and we'll look for your name in the credits.
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Speaker 1: Junior in everybody talk to me, all right, net let's
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Speaker 1: go buggle up. Hold on type, We got it. Strawberry letter,
59:39
Speaker 1: subject Should I marry for stability or sex? To Steve
59:43
Speaker 1: to Shirley, Steve, Tommy and Carla love your show and
59:46
Speaker 1: I listen every morning on my way to work. I'm
59:50
Speaker 1: a successful twenty nine year old female who is in
59:53
Speaker 1: love with two guys. I've been dating them both for
59:56
Speaker 1: about two years, and recently they proposed I'm read need
1:00:00
Speaker 1: to settle down, move to the bourbs, be faithful to
1:00:03
Speaker 1: one person, and have some kids. The problem is who
1:00:06
Speaker 1: will I build my life with? Sex or stability? The
1:00:09
Speaker 1: first guy is unemployed or a jack of all trades,
1:00:13
Speaker 1: ten years my senior, with two kids and a crazy
1:00:16
Speaker 1: ex wife who has finally disappeared. He doesn't have a
1:00:19
Speaker 1: working car, but the sex is great between us. He
1:00:23
Speaker 1: knows where and how to work both hands. Uh. We
1:00:27
Speaker 1: can only see each other about twice a week due
1:00:29
Speaker 1: to our schedules, but I love him and he is
1:00:33
Speaker 1: an animal. The second guy has a great job, we
1:00:36
Speaker 1: share the same values, are the same age. He has
1:00:39
Speaker 1: no kids, no crazy ex wife, and wants the same
1:00:42
Speaker 1: things I do. But in the bedroom he is terrible.
1:00:45
Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to work anything. I love him
1:00:48
Speaker 1: as my best friend. So is sex the foundation of
1:00:51
Speaker 1: a relationship? The sex die? Please help to me. This
1:00:56
Speaker 1: is a no brainer, but there's so many issues going
1:00:59
Speaker 1: on in this letter. Yes, you're right, sex is very
1:01:02
Speaker 1: important in a marriage, but it's not the most important
1:01:05
Speaker 1: thing in a marriage. Crucial elements in a marriage love
1:01:08
Speaker 1: and especially commitment, and you've got to be committed in
1:01:12
Speaker 1: this relationship to the man you choose. It would seem
1:01:15
Speaker 1: to me, Um, since you know you're a successful twenty
1:01:19
Speaker 1: nine year old, I would hope you'd have some brains
1:01:22
Speaker 1: and be smart that you would want to date the
1:01:24
Speaker 1: second guy who has a great job, who you guys
1:01:26
Speaker 1: share the same values, You're the same age, no children, uh,
1:01:30
Speaker 1: no crazy ex wife. He wants the same things as
1:01:33
Speaker 1: you do. Um. It seems like in the bedroom if
1:01:37
Speaker 1: he's terrible, that maybe you should take some time to
1:01:39
Speaker 1: teach this man how you like it, how to you know,
1:01:44
Speaker 1: make love to you, all of that. Yes, Tommy, how
1:01:47
Speaker 1: to love you. It seems like that's what you would
1:01:48
Speaker 1: do the other guy with no job and the crazy
1:01:51
Speaker 1: ex wife and all of that. I mean to me,
1:01:54
Speaker 1: this is a no brainer. Like I don't know, just
1:01:58
Speaker 1: keep I don't see while you have such a dilemma, um,
1:02:06
Speaker 1: in your life right now when you have to two
1:02:08
Speaker 1: guys and the one one is obviously a better choice
1:02:10
Speaker 1: for you than the other one. So I would go
1:02:13
Speaker 1: with the second guy. That's what you need to do
1:02:15
Speaker 1: in this letter. Yes, sexist is a foundation, but you
1:02:18
Speaker 1: can teach him. We come back, I'll actually respond to
1:02:24
Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter, and we'll have a copy of the
1:02:27
Speaker 1: Love all right coming up. Steve will have part two
1:02:31
Speaker 1: of his response to today's Strawberry Letter. We'll be back
1:02:34
Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour you're listening to Steve
1:02:38
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning show. This nine year old lady says she's
1:02:42
Speaker 1: in love with two guys. She doesn't seem to be
1:02:45
Speaker 1: in love with anybody to me. In this letter, you've
1:02:48
Speaker 1: been saying you've been seeing two guys for two years,
1:02:51
Speaker 1: the whole time sleeping with both of them. You in
1:02:56
Speaker 1: love with two guys. Okay, Now she's tossed between which
1:03:01
Speaker 1: one to pick. She with this one dude who's unemployed,
1:03:06
Speaker 1: a jack of all trades, thirty nine years old, two kids,
1:03:11
Speaker 1: crazy ex wife who has finally just here. He doesn't
1:03:15
Speaker 1: have a working car, but the sex is great between us. Well,
1:03:20
Speaker 1: that's because he got time. Yeah, he ain't working, he
1:03:25
Speaker 1: ain't got to be nowhere, and his car don't run.
1:03:29
Speaker 1: He can't go nowhere. So here. Yeah he's good at
1:03:32
Speaker 1: sex here at the house, in the bedroom all damn day. Okay,
1:03:37
Speaker 1: there you go. Now he knows where and how to
1:03:40
Speaker 1: work both hands. We could only see each other twice
1:03:45
Speaker 1: a week due to our schedule. Excuse me, due to
1:03:50
Speaker 1: whose schedule? Our schedule did not? You just say this
1:03:55
Speaker 1: man was not working? Card on run here Jacobard rage?
1:04:00
Speaker 1: What scheduling conflict? Do he have. Well, let me tell
1:04:04
Speaker 1: you what. He's so busy cruing. Okay, that that's why
1:04:10
Speaker 1: you can't see him. But twice a week that's the
1:04:13
Speaker 1: only scheduling. Confiict that the only way you're good is
1:04:18
Speaker 1: something you didn't have practice at it. You just sain't
1:04:21
Speaker 1: good at sex. You got to work at it. He
1:04:25
Speaker 1: didn't put him. That's his job. That's his job, his
1:04:29
Speaker 1: job that you crazy ass. Now the other guy, um um,
1:04:36
Speaker 1: the other guy. It's a great job. We share the
1:04:39
Speaker 1: same values, we're the same age. He has no kids,
1:04:42
Speaker 1: no crazy at an He wants same things I do.
1:04:45
Speaker 1: But in the bad room, he's terrible. He doesn't know
1:04:47
Speaker 1: how to work anything well, tricking what you want. You're
1:04:54
Speaker 1: doing mokey flips with the with the and then you
1:04:56
Speaker 1: say the other dude he is, but he's a animal.
1:05:01
Speaker 1: He's an animal, you know, ladies, y'all kill me with that.
1:05:05
Speaker 1: Make up your damn mind. You're either long real man
1:05:10
Speaker 1: or you won't an animal. Not normally we just dogs
1:05:16
Speaker 1: and that's the damn problem. But now you won't the dog. Well,
1:05:21
Speaker 1: let me explain some tea. After you start seeing animal
1:05:26
Speaker 1: every day instead of twice a week, you're gonna You're
1:05:31
Speaker 1: gonna find out why he's available. You're gonna find out
1:05:34
Speaker 1: why he ain't working. You've been to find out why
1:05:37
Speaker 1: he's car don't work. You've been to find out why
1:05:41
Speaker 1: they really call him. You know. Look, you you're sitting
1:05:49
Speaker 1: up in here, you're conflicted about the wrong thing, and
1:05:53
Speaker 1: then you're talking about you ready to settle down and
1:05:57
Speaker 1: get one And lady, you're gonna play like you practice. Wow,
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Speaker 1: You're gonna play the game like you practice the game.
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Speaker 1: You have not practiced being in a committed relationship. You
1:06:09
Speaker 1: ain't practice being in love with one person. So what's
1:06:12
Speaker 1: gonna happen is if you get either one of these guys,
1:06:15
Speaker 1: you're gonna mess around on the other one anyway, because
1:06:17
Speaker 1: you're gonna play like you practice. You know what you
1:06:20
Speaker 1: need to do. You need to go somewhere, just do
1:06:22
Speaker 1: you for a little while. See how good it is
1:06:24
Speaker 1: to find out if you can really treat one man
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Speaker 1: right trying out if you can be loyal to one man,
1:06:30
Speaker 1: because right now you're not the type of woman that
1:06:32
Speaker 1: a real man is looking for. So it really ain't
1:06:36
Speaker 1: these two dudes right here is you? You picked them? Hell,
1:06:39
Speaker 1: you could have been to pick one and you wouldn't
1:06:41
Speaker 1: even have a problem, but you can't because you tried.
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Speaker 1: the week and trending topics as well and switching gears.
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Speaker 1: Now you know, some of the stars for the new
1:07:08
Speaker 1: season of Dancing with the Stars have been announced. Property Brothers.
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Speaker 1: You guys watch a h G Twins. Yeah, Drew Scott,
1:07:19
Speaker 1: former Drew Scott, uh, one of the Twins, former NBA
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Speaker 1: star Derek Fisher. Interesting interesting fish fish. Yeah, I like fish.
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Speaker 1: He a good fish, is a good brother. Swelling has
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Speaker 1: gone down dancing. I'm just waiting, you know about Swelling
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Speaker 1: from you don't remember that barn row and all over
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Speaker 1: a woman of course and was back in time for
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Speaker 1: game time. So he's on the show. Yeah, so Scott
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Speaker 1: from Property Brothers and h G TV Derek Fisher And
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Speaker 1: this is really sad news for me. Bobby Brown, you
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Speaker 1: think it's sad I had to pull out the last minute,
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Speaker 1: at the last minute. This is according to US Weekly. Though, Yeah,
1:08:24
Speaker 1: there were some issues with this contractor says, and Bobby
1:08:26
Speaker 1: couldn't come to an agreement with ABC. And he can dance. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: he can really dance. He used to keep up with
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Speaker 1: no addition, Well, it was one show. Why did you say,
1:08:40
Speaker 1: you know, I love Atlanta show? Bobby like hullo might
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Speaker 1: not can sing like I'll come back in within the
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Speaker 1: ring a ready. Well, anyway, more stars are going to
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Speaker 1: be announced tomorrow. They're expected to be announced, but they
1:09:02
Speaker 1: wanted to watch very big show. Yeah from like I
1:09:05
Speaker 1: would watch this show. Yeah, especially if Bobby Brown was
1:09:09
Speaker 1: on there. I definitely would. Yeah. Yeah, but I still
1:09:13
Speaker 1: watch it. Yeah, not take I ain't. I ain't got
1:09:21
Speaker 1: no time be taken off from my job for that
1:09:24
Speaker 1: little money they pay. I thought it was because you
1:09:27
Speaker 1: just if the if the judge say one crazy thing
1:09:30
Speaker 1: to you going in not state, is that I don't alright?
1:09:40
Speaker 1: Coming up next, said about forty one after the hour,
1:09:43
Speaker 1: Tommy's here, Oh, here we go. Five piece etiquette question
1:09:50
Speaker 1: and answer. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
1:09:54
Speaker 1: just a programming. No, guys, remind yourselves about this. You
1:09:59
Speaker 1: set your DVR. It is for the season premiere of
1:10:01
Speaker 1: Steve's new talk show, Steve Live from Hollywood. Okay, yeah,
1:10:09
Speaker 1: some people still gotta be Yeah, Frank, it's gonna be
1:10:19
Speaker 1: a really big show. Guests this week include uh, talk
1:10:22
Speaker 1: show host and comedian actress Chelsea Handler, Marlon Wayne's it's
1:10:27
Speaker 1: gonna be on there today. Yeah, that's Today. Let's go y'all. Yeah,
1:10:32
Speaker 1: that's today. We gotta see it. Uh So anyway, the
1:10:34
Speaker 1: season premiere episode is and also another big thing, not
1:10:40
Speaker 1: as major to y'all but to me. My name will
1:10:42
Speaker 1: be on the creative just we're gonna be looking for him.
1:10:52
Speaker 1: My name is the credit. That's not no, not that name.
1:11:03
Speaker 1: Do you think about it? That's today show Chelsea Handler
1:11:07
Speaker 1: and Marlon Wayans And then tomorrow's show you're gonna welcome
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Speaker 1: ice Cube. Yes, congratulations from all of us to you, Steve.
1:11:15
Speaker 1: We're so very proud of you. Thank you for bringing
1:11:17
Speaker 1: us back to l A all of that, and yeah,
1:11:21
Speaker 1: really really really going to be a good show man.
1:11:23
Speaker 1: All y'all supported be very much appreciated, but you go
1:11:27
Speaker 1: to see a new Steve. Okay, I was slam down
1:11:31
Speaker 1: Steve too. Huh, because you're you're in the gym. Yeah,
1:11:35
Speaker 1: I see it. Yes, I can definitely see it. Gonna
1:11:39
Speaker 1: get it, Yeah, yeah, I can definitely see it. I
1:11:44
Speaker 1: see it. I thought you were snooped though, really really,
1:11:48
Speaker 1: JA don't get his hand job. I thought we're gonna
1:11:58
Speaker 1: have a train on and we'll make announcement how much
1:12:01
Speaker 1: weight out of long alight? I said one day this week. Yeah,
1:12:07
Speaker 1: just say it's the nephew with side pieces. This is
1:12:12
Speaker 1: what it is. Hey, just come on, man, I'm gonna
1:12:14
Speaker 1: ask the questions that side pieces will ask, and I'm
1:12:19
Speaker 1: gonna let Tommy respond. So, Tommy, if your side piece
1:12:26
Speaker 1: ask you, when can I call you? You can't? You
1:12:31
Speaker 1: If I don't call you, we don't talk. That's all
1:12:33
Speaker 1: that is. You don't you don't call me. I do
1:12:37
Speaker 1: to call it. Okay, I asked you. Here's another. When
1:12:42
Speaker 1: can I text you? Same answer as your phone. If
1:12:46
Speaker 1: I don't text you, we don't text you. Wait, I
1:12:51
Speaker 1: start everything. Yeah, we hang up the phone. Okay, let
1:12:56
Speaker 1: me tell you something when we when we hang up
1:12:58
Speaker 1: the phone, if you forgot to say something, and you
1:13:01
Speaker 1: got to wait till I call you back. Yeah, okay,
1:13:04
Speaker 1: here's the next question. Can we spend the night together? Yeah,
1:13:10
Speaker 1: of course. Oh god, but my night in a sick
1:13:14
Speaker 1: forty five, I got to get my ans on my
1:13:23
Speaker 1: name five. My night. We lay up on each other
1:13:32
Speaker 1: from three hug Oh, let but come sick forty five.
1:13:38
Speaker 1: I got to go. This is PM. I am PM. Yeah,
1:13:45
Speaker 1: we get. We're gonna watch the six o'clock news together, right,
1:13:50
Speaker 1: I'm gonna alright, come, here's the next question. Can you
1:13:55
Speaker 1: give her a nickname? Yeah? Baby, same thing I called
1:14:02
Speaker 1: my wife. What I ain't gonna do, what I ain't
1:14:05
Speaker 1: ben do is say the wrong everybody, baby, everybody baby. Okay,
1:14:11
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Will you buy a
1:14:13
Speaker 1: gift for your side piece, like cologne? Yeah? Yeah, cologne
1:14:17
Speaker 1: and night. You can get that, but it's gonna be
1:14:19
Speaker 1: the same damn cologne my wife. Well though, I'm not
1:14:23
Speaker 1: going to come home smelling like no other woman, smell
1:14:28
Speaker 1: my wife smell. You're gonna smell like her. Okay, okay,
1:14:33
Speaker 1: here's another. Can she introduce you to her friend? Hey,
1:14:37
Speaker 1: don't know, they don't need to know. I existed? What? What? What? What? What?
1:14:42
Speaker 1: Why is we wild? I'm meeting them people, I'm nothing
1:14:44
Speaker 1: doing nothing with them people. Why don't you talking about
1:14:48
Speaker 1: me different that people shouldn't even know I exist at all.
1:14:54
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be over that running your mind about me
1:14:56
Speaker 1: to nobody. Okay, okay, time he goes next? Can she
1:15:02
Speaker 1: meet your friends? Okay, now that's a good qution, that's
1:15:05
Speaker 1: a good question. Yes you can't, but only on side
1:15:10
Speaker 1: piece night. You just you give me some most side.
1:15:17
Speaker 1: What you ain't gonna do is be meeting them and
1:15:19
Speaker 1: their wife night. That's not it ain't your night, you
1:15:25
Speaker 1: side now you know other side pieces? Okay, Tommy just
1:15:38
Speaker 1: got to be a common Can she have a picture
1:15:41
Speaker 1: of you? You just got to have one. You go
1:15:45
Speaker 1: on my Facebook screenshot a picture of me and my family?
1:15:51
Speaker 1: Crowd down, crap that down? When you got only me?
1:15:55
Speaker 1: Now you got profile? Okay, tell me if she says
1:16:10
Speaker 1: I love you, do you love me? What's your answer? Ditto?
1:16:17
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say that A bunch of dittos
1:16:21
Speaker 1: and all that. Ditto, but I'm not gonna see him
1:16:28
Speaker 1: and had a L word come out of my mind.
1:16:30
Speaker 1: You're stupid, Ditto the only way to l word coming
1:16:37
Speaker 1: out of my mouth and we both live. Coming up
1:16:44
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, Carla and Steve's recap
1:16:47
Speaker 1: of the season finale of Power did just that. And then, Steve,
1:16:52
Speaker 1: you were on Oprah's Masterclass. Everyone was talking about that.
1:16:56
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
1:17:00
Speaker 1: you were on the Oprah's Masterclass. I mean all, I all,
1:17:03
Speaker 1: I got this weekend where people telling me how good
1:17:06
Speaker 1: it was, how informative, you know, how happy they were
1:17:09
Speaker 1: for you and all that, and um, honestly I thought
1:17:13
Speaker 1: it was a rerun because I remember you taped one
1:17:15
Speaker 1: a while. Yeah, but it wasn't a master class. I
1:17:18
Speaker 1: did something else Oprah did for a whole hour, but
1:17:21
Speaker 1: this was very different. Yeah. Well, this past Saturday night
1:17:24
Speaker 1: you were on there. You talked about how you nearly
1:17:26
Speaker 1: quit chasing your dreams while being homeless, and you reached
1:17:30
Speaker 1: a breaking point in a hotel bathroom. Stall. Here it is,
1:17:34
Speaker 1: take a listen. My my mother never knew I was homeless.
1:17:37
Speaker 1: She never knew. I said, Oh, Mama, got friends out here.
1:17:40
Speaker 1: I went to college with. I'm staying at my partner's house. Man,
1:17:45
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell I was I was homeless. That would
1:17:47
Speaker 1: have broke her heart. And my mother had allowed me
1:17:53
Speaker 1: to put an answer machine in the attic of the house,
1:17:57
Speaker 1: just a phone line and an answer machine. I was
1:18:02
Speaker 1: out there living in the car. I was struggling, but
1:18:04
Speaker 1: I could call back to that answer machine and see
1:18:08
Speaker 1: if I got any work. You know, back in the day,
1:18:10
Speaker 1: you plunt your cold and you have a message. And
1:18:12
Speaker 1: so I was washing up in a hotel. And I
1:18:18
Speaker 1: used to go to really nice hotels because they had
1:18:20
Speaker 1: like wash claws, and I'd get a bunch of them
1:18:23
Speaker 1: and run them under hot water, and I go in
1:18:25
Speaker 1: the stall and I wet my body and then someone
1:18:28
Speaker 1: would have soap on them, and I'd soaked myself up.
1:18:30
Speaker 1: Then I would go out and I would get another
1:18:33
Speaker 1: handful and wet them down. And I come and I
1:18:35
Speaker 1: take the soap off with them. Well, I got soaped up,
1:18:39
Speaker 1: but a convention was in town and they had let
1:18:42
Speaker 1: out for breakfast, and so for forty five minutes it
1:18:46
Speaker 1: was just a parade of men coming in that bathroom.
1:18:49
Speaker 1: And I take it off my clothes to get leathered up,
1:18:54
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, this soap is drying on me,
1:18:59
Speaker 1: and I just let the lead down and I set
1:19:02
Speaker 1: some towels down. I just started crying. And the guy
1:19:06
Speaker 1: heard me in there. He said, hey, sir, you're okay.
1:19:09
Speaker 1: I said, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. But I was
1:19:12
Speaker 1: done at that point. I said, that's it, man, I
1:19:14
Speaker 1: can't do this anymore. I mean, I'm I'm just happy
1:19:17
Speaker 1: that you were clean, that you know I was gonna
1:19:22
Speaker 1: be clean. You're not gonna wash up, because come on,
1:19:25
Speaker 1: I can't look the part like if you looked at me,
1:19:29
Speaker 1: you never knew I was homeless. You said your own
1:19:31
Speaker 1: mom didn't now. No, I never told her that. What
1:19:33
Speaker 1: broke my mother's heart. I couldn't tell my mama ain't
1:19:35
Speaker 1: got a way to go. Boy, where are you staying
1:19:38
Speaker 1: that out there? Mama got friends from college, and I'm
1:19:41
Speaker 1: moving around. I got all these gigs. When were you?
1:19:44
Speaker 1: What were you? What was this at that particular time?
1:19:46
Speaker 1: This was Florida. It isn't Florida, man. I was in Pescacola, Florida,
1:19:52
Speaker 1: at the home about thirty thirty five, thirty six, somewhere
1:20:02
Speaker 1: in there. It was. It was a big blur for me, man,
1:20:05
Speaker 1: because I didn't really I got on TV at thirty eight.
1:20:11
Speaker 1: I really did think about giving up. I was in there, man, drying,
1:20:15
Speaker 1: soap dried on my body, and I was spending to quit. Man.
1:20:18
Speaker 1: I was in that crying for real, I'm talking about
1:20:22
Speaker 1: and dude said, hey, hey, hey, hey, you're you're okay now?
1:20:25
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm fine, and so, you know, it was
1:20:28
Speaker 1: just one of the moments, man, everybody has him. I
1:20:30
Speaker 1: was talking to Dion Sanders about it. Everybody has a
1:20:32
Speaker 1: turn back moment in their life. Everybody has a moment
1:20:35
Speaker 1: where you can turn back when yeah, man, you just
1:20:40
Speaker 1: have to find a way just to not give up.
1:20:44
Speaker 1: You have to find a way, because if you give up,
1:20:46
Speaker 1: then you never see the end. Had I quit, then
1:20:50
Speaker 1: there's no way I'm here now. That that was a
1:20:53
Speaker 1: really defining moment in my life because I had given up.
1:20:57
Speaker 1: I was done. You know, my clothes on and everything,
1:21:00
Speaker 1: soap on me. Man, I'm sitting that neck it because
1:21:02
Speaker 1: I was just gonna run out, get some hot tiles,
1:21:04
Speaker 1: bring them back in and take all the soap off.
1:21:06
Speaker 1: That's how I bathe. I couldn't get out there, man,
1:21:09
Speaker 1: they just kept coming in and soap just dried on me.
1:21:12
Speaker 1: I said, wow, man, that's where we are right now.
1:21:20
Speaker 1: That was his take away. The last thing I'm concerned.
1:21:29
Speaker 1: The blood ain't where you need to get that soapam
1:21:31
Speaker 1: just you know, you get it, get a lot of
1:21:34
Speaker 1: other places you need to get it out of. You
1:21:36
Speaker 1: need to get it out of that man. Now, man,
1:21:40
Speaker 1: remind you that you hired him. I'm just I'll tell
1:21:43
Speaker 1: you what's worse than that. When I was young, and
1:21:47
Speaker 1: you know, I used to put soap powder in the
1:21:49
Speaker 1: bathtub and switch it around and make bubble back. Yeah,
1:21:52
Speaker 1: well I U I use oxy dog and I didn't
1:21:56
Speaker 1: switch it real good. And I was about nine. And
1:21:59
Speaker 1: then blue bleat and crystals. I left him in the
1:22:02
Speaker 1: crack of them out behind. And the next day at school,
1:22:06
Speaker 1: I was walking in the blue bleaching crystals had melted down,
1:22:10
Speaker 1: and I'm walking into Claud walking in the hall. I
1:22:12
Speaker 1: couldn't understand. Spain my ass. It's hot, but I'm wrong,
1:22:24
Speaker 1: and I keep touching back. He didn't irritate. Then I
1:22:29
Speaker 1: just and then I go on in class and I
1:22:32
Speaker 1: had to do a presentation and I went up to
1:22:35
Speaker 1: the front. Man. I was about in the about in
1:22:37
Speaker 1: the eighth grade, and I'm doing this presentation. Man, and
1:22:41
Speaker 1: these blue bleaching crystals is all up under me in
1:22:45
Speaker 1: crack and crevis just burning. I'm just standing up there
1:22:47
Speaker 1: doing my presentation. Just did I'm talking about man like,
1:22:51
Speaker 1: ain't nobody in the room but me? What just doing?
1:22:57
Speaker 1: I ain't even that I was. I had stopped the
1:23:02
Speaker 1: presentation because man, I got I got to get this,
1:23:08
Speaker 1: and I still didn't. I didn't know what was wrong
1:23:12
Speaker 1: because I didn't. I didn't. I didn't quit last night's
1:23:16
Speaker 1: bubba bab. But when I got home, man, I mean,
1:23:19
Speaker 1: I ran to the house and went in the bathroom
1:23:23
Speaker 1: and was got me a wine cloth and just saw
1:23:25
Speaker 1: the blue bleachers. I went, God, this is bleach. And
1:23:31
Speaker 1: I was raw, man, I I was. I was chapping.
1:23:33
Speaker 1: Some day I was raw. I had to put an
1:23:36
Speaker 1: all good corn start in my drum, you know, to hell,
1:23:40
Speaker 1: because I know where my mom used to do that
1:23:42
Speaker 1: to baby. So I put all the corn starts on
1:23:45
Speaker 1: me one time the other day, something man, you ever
1:23:47
Speaker 1: did I did that when I was grown. One time.
1:23:49
Speaker 1: I got real sweaty one time with a jocket strap
1:23:51
Speaker 1: when I was in college, and I got because we
1:23:56
Speaker 1: do have to go to brown. But I'm gonna tell
1:23:57
Speaker 1: you the story when I come back. But when I
1:23:59
Speaker 1: had the jocket strap on, Yeah, I'm gonna tell you
1:24:02
Speaker 1: this story. You're listening, Steve, go ahead, Okay, So we're back.
1:24:10
Speaker 1: So anywoy, I was telling you I had a jacket
1:24:12
Speaker 1: strap on in college one time, and you know, you
1:24:15
Speaker 1: get to play and I have had it on all
1:24:17
Speaker 1: day and then I had to go do something. So
1:24:20
Speaker 1: then at night we was playing ball outside again, I
1:24:24
Speaker 1: still had that jocket strap on and so not not
1:24:28
Speaker 1: now he's cutting. So so when I took my shower
1:24:34
Speaker 1: that night, so I remembered, I'll go corn starch. My
1:24:40
Speaker 1: mom always said when babies get dipper, that's what they
1:24:43
Speaker 1: did old day, put corn starch. So I put corn
1:24:46
Speaker 1: starch all on me. You know, I went to bed.
1:24:49
Speaker 1: Now the next day, I'm over this girl house and
1:24:54
Speaker 1: thendn't got sexy, and I pulled my past down in
1:24:58
Speaker 1: her room and pulled my drawls down and all that
1:25:03
Speaker 1: white corner start was still on me. And I had
1:25:06
Speaker 1: forgot about it story ever and it was in balls
1:25:10
Speaker 1: and rolls. Yeah, she looked at me and she said,
1:25:13
Speaker 1: what is that? I looked down that he needless to say.
1:25:20
Speaker 1: We never how much. Wasn't like a cloud come up? No,
1:25:25
Speaker 1: it wasn't cloudy. It had got It didn't accumulated in
1:25:28
Speaker 1: clumps like about have started stumping. It would have been
1:25:31
Speaker 1: white mothballs over It looked matter you look like a
1:25:37
Speaker 1: bag of popcorn was in draw smart pop. I had
1:25:43
Speaker 1: pulled a bag of smart pop down in my draws.
1:25:48
Speaker 1: That girl didn't talk to me ever, No, mom, I've
1:25:52
Speaker 1: been working on this chick for months. Friends. Yeah, I
1:25:57
Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong here, but he got something. I
1:26:02
Speaker 1: looked down. She said, what is that? I looked down.
1:26:04
Speaker 1: I went, oh, hey, I'm trying to pick and thump
1:26:08
Speaker 1: right quick. But I couldn't get it all. Just too
1:26:12
Speaker 1: much and it was too much, too late. True story
1:26:17
Speaker 1: Argo corn start in college. Okay, so the question now becomes,
1:26:22
Speaker 1: how do you follow that? Well? Whatever you want? All right?
1:26:27
Speaker 1: How about this? Uh? The number of women now that
1:26:30
Speaker 1: are getting boob jobs keeps increasing, keeps going up. I
1:26:34
Speaker 1: got that. Hey, you ain't got a stand all that
1:26:36
Speaker 1: money the boob job. You can put some argo corn
1:26:39
Speaker 1: star when you get away. There's gonna be a little
1:26:43
Speaker 1: lumpy anyway. The number of women getting boob jobs keeps
1:26:50
Speaker 1: increasing but the sides they want their breasts to be. Okay,
1:26:55
Speaker 1: let me ask you a personal question. If you were
1:26:57
Speaker 1: not the person you were, would you get a boot
1:27:00
Speaker 1: job if I didn't have boods? Yeah? Yeah, probably you
1:27:04
Speaker 1: would do it? Call it? Would you do it? Okay, Tommy,
1:27:09
Speaker 1: let me ask you this question. If you was a
1:27:11
Speaker 1: girl and you was flat chested, would you get it? Oh? Yeah?
1:27:15
Speaker 1: Would you? Would you get? Dog? I get breast? And
1:27:19
Speaker 1: but that's why I, oh, I have dryway from the car.
1:27:28
Speaker 1: I've seen how none fine women get you. I'm telling
1:27:30
Speaker 1: I'm doing right now, you dog, I have so much
1:27:35
Speaker 1: on me, I'll be on the cardash, I have to
1:27:39
Speaker 1: just put me on there. Yeah, so you don't mind
1:27:43
Speaker 1: if women have enhancements and things like that. If they do,
1:27:46
Speaker 1: as long as it looks pretty natural, I wouldn't care
1:27:48
Speaker 1: what you want, because a lot of men do complain
1:27:51
Speaker 1: that they like natural women. I'm asking that's cool, that's cool. Okay,
1:27:54
Speaker 1: hold up, So you meet the woman of your dream.
1:27:57
Speaker 1: She fine, she got breast in plans you problem with? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but a lot I hate to say, but a lot
1:28:03
Speaker 1: of black men they don't like weed, they don't like
1:28:06
Speaker 1: they don't have a lot of black You ain't got
1:28:09
Speaker 1: all that. You put all that in a bag. I'm happy,
1:28:14
Speaker 1: all right, we gotta go back. You're listening to the
1:28:19
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. It looks like we're not gonna see
1:28:22
Speaker 1: Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill after all, at
1:28:27
Speaker 1: least not any time in the near future. Uh. Stephen
1:28:30
Speaker 1: Manuchean Trump's Treasury secretary, he reportedly said he cannot commit
1:28:36
Speaker 1: to carrying out the Obama administration's plan to put any
1:28:40
Speaker 1: Obama Yeah. Yeah, Harriet's have been on the bill. At
1:28:43
Speaker 1: this point, he's busy concentrating on tweaking the US currency
1:28:47
Speaker 1: bills to stop counterfeitters. When asked if he supports the
1:28:50
Speaker 1: Harriet Tubman picture on the bill, Manuchein told CNBC, Ultimately,
1:28:55
Speaker 1: we will be looking at this issue, but it's not
1:28:58
Speaker 1: something that I'm focused on at the moment. This is
1:29:01
Speaker 1: good and bad. I would like to see her on
1:29:03
Speaker 1: the twin definitely. I would like to remember. I just
1:29:07
Speaker 1: want to say that, do you know how hard a
1:29:09
Speaker 1: black man would have trye in cash, hair, tumb in
1:29:14
Speaker 1: any stone? What will you get this from? I ain't
1:29:18
Speaker 1: never seen this. I've never seen no black They don't
1:29:24
Speaker 1: you know how many people gonna be that cash here
1:29:29
Speaker 1: before sister is out here later I'm gonna fight for
1:29:33
Speaker 1: it to get past. Yeah, I would like to see it,
1:29:39
Speaker 1: but I'm just telling you, Steve, a black man have
1:29:41
Speaker 1: a tough time with a hundred. You know, with a twin,
1:29:45
Speaker 1: they're gonna have it all up to the light. Is
1:29:48
Speaker 1: that the one we most have to build? Everybody most
1:29:50
Speaker 1: has a twenty. The most counterfeit building is a hundred. No, no,
1:29:57
Speaker 1: but I mean in our pockets or you know, on
1:30:00
Speaker 1: we mostly have twenties. Steve Harvey, Yeah, yeah, well that's
1:30:04
Speaker 1: the exception. Of course, if they put them out, I'm
1:30:07
Speaker 1: gonna get rid of it. Was so excited about having
1:30:10
Speaker 1: a I'm gonna get as many as I can and
1:30:16
Speaker 1: go right around south with man from the gas stations,
1:30:22
Speaker 1: and there won't be somewhere. I ain't never even get
1:30:24
Speaker 1: a quick trail. I'm gonna go back to the little
1:30:26
Speaker 1: hill business though. That wouldn't sell me them. Damn a
1:30:28
Speaker 1: lot of the tickets, Yeah, time, I wanted to get
1:30:32
Speaker 1: them lottery tickets. I wanted to buy two hundred dollar
1:30:34
Speaker 1: worth powerball tickets to pull two of us over here.
1:30:37
Speaker 1: When we can't say you that minute. I said, what
1:30:40
Speaker 1: because I we don't do that. I said, I want
1:30:43
Speaker 1: two hundred door a lot of tickets. She looked up
1:30:45
Speaker 1: at me and went, Jesus Steve hark I wouldn't even
1:30:50
Speaker 1: wait a minute, boy, black girl trying to get us out,
1:30:53
Speaker 1: dog Steve, wait a minute, I mean, I mean Mr Harky, Hold,
1:30:58
Speaker 1: I got to call my mother somebody and they're gonna
1:31:00
Speaker 1: hat you down here. That woman got on that phone man,
1:31:03
Speaker 1: that gas station, that head pizza hood dred queen jail.
1:31:10
Speaker 1: I'm talking about side of five minute. Because I bought
1:31:13
Speaker 1: end up buying all the keys ice cream, right. I
1:31:17
Speaker 1: bought all the kids the Sunday don't get a steep
1:31:25
Speaker 1: paying for because you know you ain't paying no Sunday
1:31:27
Speaker 1: All right, Uh sorry, Well, hopefully it'll be on the
1:31:30
Speaker 1: bill at one point and time area tup in space.
1:31:33
Speaker 1: We'll be back to close out of the show with
1:31:34
Speaker 1: just one more thing. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Okay, Steve,
1:31:41
Speaker 1: we talked about this earlier. You were on Oprah's master
1:31:44
Speaker 1: Classes past Saturday Night. Um, you talked about a lot
1:31:47
Speaker 1: of things. You talked about that moment you had in
1:31:50
Speaker 1: the bathroom when you could have given up or kept going,
1:31:53
Speaker 1: and you talked about how you nearly quit chasing your
1:31:57
Speaker 1: dreams while being homeless. You also talked about how you
1:32:00
Speaker 1: plan to use your last thirty five dollars to get
1:32:03
Speaker 1: out of Florida where you were and go back home
1:32:06
Speaker 1: to be with your family. But in that moment, a
1:32:09
Speaker 1: phone message changed everything. Here it is play a cat.
1:32:13
Speaker 1: I call my mom's answering machine first, and and it
1:32:19
Speaker 1: was a message from Chuck Sutton, who's past now, the
1:32:23
Speaker 1: great Chuck Sutton. He said, hey, Stevens, Chuck Sutton from
1:32:26
Speaker 1: showtime at Depaula. We saw a tape of you and
1:32:30
Speaker 1: was wondering. Man, it was a great tape. You're really funny.
1:32:32
Speaker 1: We have an opening for you this Sunday night is Thursday.
1:32:36
Speaker 1: It's Thursday. If you could just get here, we'll put
1:32:41
Speaker 1: you on the show on television. Man, you're very funny.
1:32:44
Speaker 1: Let us know if you can make it. And it
1:32:48
Speaker 1: goes off and I went wow. As soon as I
1:32:52
Speaker 1: went wow, my heart sunk, because now how do I
1:32:56
Speaker 1: get to New York? I got thirty five us, man,
1:33:01
Speaker 1: I don't have enough to make it to New York.
1:33:03
Speaker 1: There's no way. The one time I could finally get
1:33:07
Speaker 1: on TV and I can't even get to the gig.
1:33:11
Speaker 1: I'm in Pensacola, Florida. I gotta get to Harlem, New York.
1:33:16
Speaker 1: I don't have no money, I can't eat, I don't
1:33:19
Speaker 1: have a place to stay. This is horrible, man, so
1:33:26
Speaker 1: I said in my car, tears just running down my face. Man,
1:33:30
Speaker 1: I said, I just has gotta be the worst joke
1:33:32
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. I said, no, let me call back
1:33:35
Speaker 1: and makes you see if he said Sunday. So I
1:33:37
Speaker 1: called right back. It was this Sunday, and I got
1:33:41
Speaker 1: ready to hang up, and then I heard you have
1:33:44
Speaker 1: another message. Hey, Stevens a tom Sober from the comedy Caravan.
1:33:48
Speaker 1: I got a gig that's available in Florida tomorrow night,
1:33:52
Speaker 1: which is Friday night. I got a hundred and fifty
1:33:55
Speaker 1: bucks for you if you can get there Friday night.
1:34:00
Speaker 1: It's Thursday. I'm a hundred some miles away. Yeah. Man,
1:34:06
Speaker 1: So I get in the car, drive, I do the gig.
1:34:09
Speaker 1: The guy pays me a hundred and fifty bucks. He said, Man,
1:34:11
Speaker 1: you were so good, I'll cancel the guy Saturday night.
1:34:14
Speaker 1: Would you stay Saturday night. He gave me three hundred
1:34:18
Speaker 1: bucks to stay for Saturday. I had four hundred seventy bucks.
1:34:24
Speaker 1: I called Chuck Sutton, I said, I'll be there. Got
1:34:27
Speaker 1: at the Apollo Theater at two o'clock and I went
1:34:29
Speaker 1: out there and I got a standing ovation. Yeah, I
1:34:32
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. And man, I was on
1:34:42
Speaker 1: cloud nine. I mean, it was the greatest moment of
1:34:47
Speaker 1: my life up until that point. I had killed at
1:34:50
Speaker 1: the world famous Apollo Theater and I was it. I
1:34:54
Speaker 1: was on TV. I remember that too. Oh, man, I
1:35:03
Speaker 1: gotta see this master class. They got music, you know
1:35:10
Speaker 1: how to do it to you. I could have, man,
1:35:12
Speaker 1: I could have done that. That's cold. Man. I remember
1:35:15
Speaker 1: that moment because I was done. But you're not. The
1:35:18
Speaker 1: thing about God, man, you know, you know you hear
1:35:22
Speaker 1: old people say it all the time. He may not
1:35:24
Speaker 1: come when you want him, but he right on time.
1:35:28
Speaker 1: He's never ever been late in my life. He don't
1:35:32
Speaker 1: really put more on you here and put nothing on
1:35:34
Speaker 1: you that will break you. You can quit, but it
1:35:37
Speaker 1: won't break you. And that's the problem with most people.
1:35:41
Speaker 1: Most of us quit. So I was about to quit.
1:35:45
Speaker 1: I didn't quit. He came through he saw me breaking,
1:35:48
Speaker 1: and then he said, okay, man, let me throw him
1:35:50
Speaker 1: a lifeline. Go out of here and make a phone call.
1:35:54
Speaker 1: Then nothing, and then man crying, call back, and then
1:35:59
Speaker 1: he comes to life flying And next thing you know,
1:36:02
Speaker 1: I was on showtime at the Apolo. Man. I went
1:36:04
Speaker 1: up there and met check something who's passed. Now. He
1:36:05
Speaker 1: gave me my first opportunity on television. I've been on
1:36:08
Speaker 1: TV every since. Man, I've been on TV every since.
1:36:13
Speaker 1: Did you, babe, did you bathe before you drove? Are
1:36:18
Speaker 1: you looking at me? I had already, babe, super well. See,
1:36:25
Speaker 1: but when I drove to the gig, the gig came
1:36:28
Speaker 1: with a hotel room. So I was straight. And but
1:36:34
Speaker 1: but then time, even if I wasn't straight, come on,
1:36:38
Speaker 1: I got a lot of bathrooms. Now you know what
1:36:43
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I got bath room in every room of
1:36:46
Speaker 1: the house. I don't I got in every hallway. Somebody
1:36:49
Speaker 1: asked me one time, man, why your house got so
1:36:51
Speaker 1: many bad rooms? Because I needed one one time. I
1:36:55
Speaker 1: need time. I just thought you was real regular, something
1:36:59
Speaker 1: I would be. But if I want to be regularly,
1:37:01
Speaker 1: then boom, dad, is I got a bathroom in there?
1:37:04
Speaker 1: You know? See what what What we're gonna end up
1:37:07
Speaker 1: doing is talking about size of houses, and then we're
1:37:09
Speaker 1: gonna end this conversation. I'm glad you brought you asked
1:37:14
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Now we go on TV. Yeah, masterclass, I'm
1:37:31
Speaker 1: so glad. And that's an amazing thing. Though, Man, I
1:37:35
Speaker 1: wish everybody could. Man, it's like what I was telling
1:37:38
Speaker 1: you at the beginning of the show, what Joel Oldstein
1:37:41
Speaker 1: was saying, it's it's it's it's it's ex fighting to
1:37:48
Speaker 1: have faith in the beginning because God puts something on
1:37:51
Speaker 1: your heart that he might do for you. Go Wow,
1:37:52
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start this, and then it's fun when you
1:37:56
Speaker 1: think about the outcome. I'm gonna be famous, I'm gonna
1:37:58
Speaker 1: be rich, I'm gonna be all listen. But that you
1:38:02
Speaker 1: can have faith after it happened, and you can have
1:38:04
Speaker 1: faith in the beginning. But in the middle though, going
1:38:07
Speaker 1: through see what you need is faith in the middle.
1:38:10
Speaker 1: In the middle of it, when you're going through it,
1:38:13
Speaker 1: that's where people lose the faith. And that's the most
1:38:16
Speaker 1: critical part of becoming successful as faith in the middle.
1:38:19
Speaker 1: So everybody hold on to your faith when it ain't
1:38:22
Speaker 1: going right and it don't look good. Hang on. Faith
1:38:25
Speaker 1: is the belief in things that you cannot see, and
1:38:27
Speaker 1: when you get fogging, you can't see. Hey, y'all, have
1:38:30
Speaker 1: a great weekend. Man, it's Tuesday. Hey did you not
1:38:34
Speaker 1: have a good weekend just this past week? But you
1:38:37
Speaker 1: don't want to have another? Google? You know what, I'm
1:38:41
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1:38:47
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1:38:52
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