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FULL SHOW: The Pastors, Sista O'Dell, Strawberry Letter: My Cousin Owns The Carwash - 11.24.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given them black the million bus buss things, and
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  Speaker 4: they listening to.
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  Speaker 5: Show.
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  Speaker 3: I want to joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta.
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  Speaker 5: Love. Turn you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Turn.
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  Speaker 3: You probably got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Turn the water of the mony, capo.
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  Speaker 5: Look me.
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  Speaker 2: Come come out you think that? Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 6: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 2: Got a radio show man doing something with it too.
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  Speaker 2: Get a mission. Get a mission man, get a purpose,
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  Speaker 2: get a higher calling.
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  Speaker 6: Be about it. What's this all for? What you're waking
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  Speaker 6: up in the morning? For Get at it today one
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  Speaker 6: more time. Get a mission, Get a purpose in your life,
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  Speaker 6: find that higher calling of why you are here?
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  Speaker 2: Be about it? What's it all?
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  Speaker 4: For?
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  Speaker 2: Get at it today now, Steve, you're making some some
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  Speaker 2: some some big statements here. Uh huh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But oh you know I'm gonna clean it up for you,
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  Speaker 6: don't you Cause you know I don't just throw it
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  Speaker 6: out there without without the how two part. See the
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  Speaker 6: how two part is usually where most people stop, they
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  Speaker 6: tell you this, what you gotta do is, what you
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  Speaker 6: gotta do is what you gotta do. Then they don't
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  Speaker 6: tell you how to. That's why I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 6: get off the boat right there.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 6: If you're trying to figure out if you're trying to
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  Speaker 6: get your life a mission, and you're trying to figure
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  Speaker 6: out the purpose and what the high calling is, and
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  Speaker 6: you want to be about something, and you're trying to
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  Speaker 6: figure out what's it all for, and you want to
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  Speaker 6: go get at it today, here's the trick.
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  Speaker 2: God knows. God knows the answer to all those questions.
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  Speaker 6: He knows what your mission in life is. He already
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  Speaker 6: know what your purpose is. He already know what the
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  Speaker 6: higher calling is. He already know what you got to
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  Speaker 6: be about. He already know what is all for. He
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  Speaker 6: already know what you need to go get at. God knows,
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  Speaker 6: you know why. He knows because He created you. And
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  Speaker 6: God created all of us with a purpose in mind.
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  Speaker 6: In regardless as to how we were created, we were
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  Speaker 6: all created with the purpose in mind. He got a
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  Speaker 6: mission for us, He got something he wants from us,
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  Speaker 6: he got something he expects of us. He has a
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  Speaker 6: life of abundance prepared for each and every one of
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  Speaker 6: us that will lay claim to it. Now, if you
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  Speaker 6: don't want that, then gone and start making decisions on
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  Speaker 6: your own, possibly like you have. Now, let me ask
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  Speaker 6: you something. Since you've been making all the decisions on
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  Speaker 6: your own, where you at, where you at with it?
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  Speaker 6: How you feel about it every day? How locked in
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  Speaker 6: on your mission are you? Are you on a good
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  Speaker 6: purpose plan you know? Do you feel like your life
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  Speaker 6: is in a higher calling? Do you know what you about?
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  Speaker 6: Do you have an understanding of what it's all for?
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  Speaker 6: Are you up every day going and getting at it?
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  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 6: Come on now, So now I'm asking you if you've
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  Speaker 6: done this without talking to God or without checking in
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  Speaker 6: with your creator? Can you answer all those questions? I
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  Speaker 6: can flat I'll tell you you can't. I know for
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  Speaker 6: a fact you can't because you can't know how good
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  Speaker 6: your life can be, and you won't have a life
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  Speaker 6: as good as you want it to be until you
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  Speaker 6: have connected with the one that created you. You better
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  Speaker 6: understand this one now. Please understand this ain't Steve just
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  Speaker 6: over here ranting and raving. This is Steve after having
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  Speaker 6: years of figuring this one out. But it's all in
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  Speaker 6: the Bible, it's all in holy writings. But you know
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  Speaker 6: I ain't got time for that. Don't go to church
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  Speaker 6: like I'm posed to. Don't read the Bible or the
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  Speaker 6: scrolls or the Koran or whatever your faith is.
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  Speaker 2: You don't read all that it's in that though. It's
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 6: But we're humans, so we go get at it the
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  Speaker 6: way we see it. Let me tell you what happened
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  Speaker 6: to me. See while I was getting at it the
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  Speaker 6: way I saw it, or to be got at You
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  Speaker 6: understand me. When I was defining my purpose, when I
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  Speaker 6: was creating my own mission, when I was laying claim
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  Speaker 6: to what my calling is in life, let me tell
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  Speaker 6: you what I was doing. I was deferring. I was
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  Speaker 6: deferring the abundance that He really had for me. I'm
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  Speaker 6: just now listen to me. I'm just now getting at
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  Speaker 6: it for real. So I've been working towards it all
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  Speaker 6: my life. I didn't know it though, But see, because
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  Speaker 6: God is so merciful and so full of grace, he
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  Speaker 6: allowed me to make all the mistakes I made, And
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  Speaker 6: then when I finally came to him, he said, all right,
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  Speaker 6: now I'm gonna take all of them is to tell
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  Speaker 6: you how cold I am.
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  Speaker 2: Now this this God. Now I'm gonna tell you how
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  Speaker 2: cold God is.
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  Speaker 6: He takes all the mistakes you made, all the failures
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  Speaker 6: you made while you was making your own decisions. He
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  Speaker 6: takes all of that and uses them as valuable gained
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  Speaker 6: and learned experiences. And he takes that and allows you
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  Speaker 6: to be who you are today. See God, God ain't
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  Speaker 6: gonna let you forget what you did. But here's something
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  Speaker 6: cold too. He ain't gonna let what you did go
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  Speaker 6: for noth Oh what.
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  Speaker 2: You say, see, See that's what's cold.
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  Speaker 6: See all the mistakes I made, every lie I told,
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  Speaker 6: every traumatic experience I went through, I put anybody through.
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  Speaker 2: Any time.
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  Speaker 6: Man I was out there tripping trying to justify it
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  Speaker 6: as right. He said, all right, okay, But now because
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  Speaker 6: of my mercy and my grace, what I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 6: is I'm gonna allow all this to happen. You're gonna
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  Speaker 6: waste a lot of time, you gonna forfeit a life
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  Speaker 6: of abundance that you could have been and had.
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  Speaker 2: But I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: take all of that and I'm gonna turn it into
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  Speaker 2: some good.
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  Speaker 6: So I'm gonna let all of these lessons that you've learned,
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  Speaker 6: all of these hardships, all of these moments are despaired,
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  Speaker 6: come back and you'll use them and you'll wear them
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  Speaker 6: on your head like a crown.
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  Speaker 2: You gonna it's gonna be jewels in your head.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna take all of that stuff and make you knowledgeable.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna take all that stuff and make you wise.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna take all of that stuff and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: put it in your mission. I'm gonna take all that
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  Speaker 6: stuff and make that a part of your purpose. I'm
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  Speaker 6: gonna take all that stuff and create that to be
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  Speaker 6: a part of your higher calling. I'm gonna take all
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  Speaker 6: that and let you be about that right there. I'm
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  Speaker 6: gonna take all of that, and i'm gonna let you
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  Speaker 6: find out what it's all been for. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 6: all of that, and with all of that mess you've
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  Speaker 6: made of your life, I'm gonna let you now take
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  Speaker 6: all that and go get at it.
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  Speaker 2: See, but that only happens when you come to God.
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  Speaker 6: Because God is the only one that knows what you've
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  Speaker 6: been through and how to take what you've been through
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  Speaker 6: and turn it into something to help you get through
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  Speaker 6: what you're going through.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, the only one can do that.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't nobody else like him. There's nothing like him on
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  Speaker 6: this world available to you. Man, So quit tripping yourself out,
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  Speaker 6: get over there and talk to God. Man, quit wasting
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  Speaker 6: your life like I was doing.
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  Speaker 5: Stop.
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you He'll let you get at it, and
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  Speaker 6: can't nobody let you get at it like him.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's right here listening to the Steve Show.
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  Speaker 6: undivided attention. Uh again, It just really it's reoccurring.
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  Speaker 2: He's so good at it. God is so good at
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  Speaker 2: what he does.
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  Speaker 6: It happens so flawlessly that you don't even know what's happening.
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  Speaker 6: And he just keep doing it over and over and
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  Speaker 6: over and over and over and over and over again.
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  Speaker 6: Creates these new days, these new opportunities, these new moments,
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  Speaker 6: these new blessings.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not I'm not gonna let.
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  Speaker 6: It go by without saying thank you, Father, appreciate you
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  Speaker 6: to time to day and for all you've ever done
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  Speaker 2: What's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 7: Let me talk to you about this guy. You know,
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  Speaker 7: I mean, you know my my grandmother used to say
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  Speaker 7: this man, My gumma used to say that as much
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  Speaker 7: as you brag on God, God brags on you too. Now,
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  Speaker 7: un can your imagination?
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  Speaker 2: What did you think God is.
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  Speaker 7: Saying about mister Harvey?
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  Speaker 2: What do you think? I don't I don't really want
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  Speaker 2: to come on. I'm just hoping he just I just
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  Speaker 2: want him to forgive me.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm just father. For man, he's ragging on me.
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  Speaker 6: I done woo out just forgiveness things so bad. I
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  Speaker 6: think what he probably gonna say is, yeah, I think
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  Speaker 6: he probably gonna be saying, well, he do come to me, he.
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  Speaker 2: Do ask for forgive, he repent.
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  Speaker 7: He he'd be like, you know what, you know, mister
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  Speaker 7: Harvey take care of them boys for twenty some years,
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  Speaker 7: mad on his ranch. Look what Steve out.
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  Speaker 2: There doing Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: See, Junior, I got an offset that though, because stuff
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  Speaker 6: don't nobody see. That's what I'm concerned about. This, This
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  Speaker 6: is the moments in the dark.
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  Speaker 2: Man, you know, Man, I just.
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  Speaker 6: I tell you one thing though, Man, God then brought
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  Speaker 6: me through some unbelievable times.
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  Speaker 2: You better talk.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, boy, he done got me through some. I faced
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  Speaker 6: some insurmountable odds.
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  Speaker 5: And one.
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  Speaker 6: I've been kicked so hard when I've been down that
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  Speaker 6: I stood up anyway. That my head was bloody, but unbowed. Boy,
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  Speaker 6: that God, I know. All I can say is thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever he's saying about me, thank you, thank you. I
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  Speaker 6: don't know what he's saying. I know what I'm saying
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  Speaker 6: about him.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Lord.
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  Speaker 8: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 8: hear from the pastors with a word.
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  Speaker 2: Who are me? And I mean who I mean? And
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  Speaker 2: he are who he are? Thank you? It sounded so small,
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  Speaker 2: my lord, my loafer.
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  Speaker 9: Calling if you need Yes, come on d Paster this
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  Speaker 9: morning we are going to the Book of Old J's.
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  Speaker 2: The Book of Old j O Lord, one of my
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  Speaker 2: favorite books. Yes, if you look.
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  Speaker 9: At the fifty chapter, second verse, it starts with back stabbers.
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  Speaker 9: That's where it starts, Paster, and the word says, right there,
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  Speaker 9: come on now, it said at the beginning.
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  Speaker 5: What they do?
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  Speaker 9: They smile in your face all the time. They want
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  Speaker 9: to take your place. The back stables start.
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  Speaker 6: Right there, Yes, smiling in your faith, Yeah the whole time,
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  Speaker 6: try and take your plate.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know who they are? Everybody got one backstare?
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  Speaker 9: Read all you fellas who have someone and you really care.
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  Speaker 2: Or stop right there.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to get the attention of a select few
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  Speaker 6: a mens who has a woman's reading.
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  Speaker 2: And then it's all of you fellas who better be
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  Speaker 2: away out stop right there. The wont that has been issued?
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  Speaker 6: Yes I have I have your attention now. Yep, there's
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  Speaker 6: all of you fellas who better beware read. Somebody's out
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  Speaker 6: to get your lady. A few of your buddies they
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  Speaker 6: show look shady. Stop right there, Yeah, take your time.
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  Speaker 6: I think we've narrowady done. Mm told you that somebody
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  Speaker 6: out to get your lady.
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  Speaker 2: Fuel your fellow show looks shaded to me.
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  Speaker 9: Three blades are long clinched tight in their fists, aiming
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  Speaker 9: straight at your back, and I don't think they'll miss.
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  Speaker 6: Stop right there, blade out knife cut you in the
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  Speaker 6: backstamp backstabber.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think they're gonna miss here. They came read
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  Speaker 9: all the time. They wanna take your place. The backstabbers
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  Speaker 9: stop right there. They ain't in it for no other
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  Speaker 9: reason than to win it.
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  Speaker 6: A few of your fellas is out to get your
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  Speaker 6: lady or a few of your fellas show looks shady.
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  Speaker 6: They got knives aim at your back. Clinched in their fist.
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  Speaker 6: Lord hen mercy. I don't think they're gonna.
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  Speaker 9: Miss getting all these visits from my friend, my friends talking?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he now what they.
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  Speaker 2: Doing to me?
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  Speaker 1: They come to my house again and again and again?
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  Speaker 2: Stop right there? I keep getting all the visits from
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  Speaker 2: my friends. Don't you know? They come.
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  Speaker 6: To Hello again and again and again and again. Want
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  Speaker 6: to know what they want?
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  Speaker 2: Read?
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  Speaker 5: So are they? So?
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  Speaker 9: Are they there to see my woman? I don't even
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  Speaker 9: be home, but they just keep on coming.
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  Speaker 2: Stop right there?
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 2: I hate them? What are you over here for? I
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  Speaker 2: told you I was at barbershop getting your hair cut.
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  Speaker 2: What is you over there for? You know I'm down here.
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  Speaker 6: Admiters getting my transmission, looked at you over their fall.
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  Speaker 2: I told you I was out of town on the
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  Speaker 2: bed in the trip. What is you over there for?
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  Speaker 6: They keep coming to my house again and again and
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  Speaker 6: again and again?
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  Speaker 9: Read What can I do to get on the right track?
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  Speaker 9: Un wish they take some of these knives out my back.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know who need to hit it, but I'm
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  Speaker 6: coming for you. This is a message for all of
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  Speaker 6: you fellas who have some more and you really care.
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  Speaker 6: Somebody is out to get your lady. Yeah, and a
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  Speaker 6: few of your fellas look shady.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't say you want to know what's happening behind your back.
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  Speaker 6: A few of your fellas got knives clinched and they fish,
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  Speaker 6: and I don't think they'll miss they coming from your back,
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  Speaker 6: deesus backstable.
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  Speaker 2: From the book of old Jays. They't come.
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  Speaker 1: To my house.
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  Speaker 2: Again and again and again and again again, all and
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  Speaker 2: on and on and on.
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  Speaker 6: I'd have told you a thousand of time. I'd have
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  Speaker 6: said it to you. I told you I was down and.
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  Speaker 2: Mine getting my transmission fixed. I told you all that
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  Speaker 2: the barber shot.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you over here?
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  Speaker 2: You know I went to the grocery store. You know
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  Speaker 2: how long I'll be going.
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  Speaker 1: I told you I was down in.
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  Speaker 6: The arrows playing cards, But you went over there anyway.
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  Speaker 6: You know it's poking night, and you know I ain't
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  Speaker 6: at the house, and you over there because you're supposed
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  Speaker 6: to be a poking knight too.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing over there with these knives in
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  Speaker 2: my back?
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  Speaker 6: Your backstabber, low down streak and no good jigaboo free
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  Speaker 6: in the mind.
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  Speaker 2: You your black.
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  Speaker 6: I'ven'na hurt somebody. Let me catch over there again, that's
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  Speaker 6: the word. We don't get your back backing the stab
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  Speaker 6: and stab.
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  Speaker 1: Asked the CLO or Chief Love Officer. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 8: In entertainment news, that Steve Harvey Morning Show Turkey Give
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  Speaker 8: is happening this week. We're in our sixteenth year of
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  Speaker 8: the Turkey Give. Also, this is the busiest travel week
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  Speaker 8: of the year and travelers are expected to steal from hotels. Yes, steal,
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  Speaker 8: that's what I said. We'll tell you what's being stolen,
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  Speaker 8: and that's all coming up. Yeah, right now, it's time
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  Speaker 8: to ask the COLO.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to it.
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  Speaker 8: Same thing they've always stolen all right, ready, Colo, here
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  Speaker 8: we go. This is from Starlin in Oklahoma City. Starlin writes,
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  Speaker 8: my husband is begging to downsize, but can barely stand
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  Speaker 8: him in the big house we live in now. I
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  Speaker 8: don't think we'll survive in a smaller home because he
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  Speaker 8: doesn't respect my space. How do I tell him that
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  Speaker 8: I don't want to move into a smaller house?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Well, don't you just tell him what you just
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  Speaker 2: told us?
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  Speaker 1: See how that goes?
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  Speaker 2: He can't move?
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  Speaker 6: Lets you go, hello, downside. You're talking about like into
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  Speaker 6: a tiny house.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't say a tiny house. She said a smaller house.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Then what she said?
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  Speaker 6: And she scared because he already don't respect her privacy? Well,
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  Speaker 6: you move in that tiny house. I got news for you, privacy. Oh,
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  Speaker 6: I have been in the tiny house. That tarlet is
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  Speaker 6: way too close to the kitchen.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. I ain't never seen the tiny house
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  Speaker 2: with two tilets. He's just one as somebody gonna be
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  Speaker 2: in there when you in the kitchen. Wow, don't do it.
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  Speaker 6: Don't do it, don't do it. Don't downsize. I'm not downsized.
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  Speaker 8: But she doesn't like him in the big house. So
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  Speaker 8: she's saying she's really not gonna like him in the time. Well,
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  Speaker 8: the smaller house.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't the house, it's him. She don't like him.
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  Speaker 2: He can stay across the street. She ain't't like it
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  Speaker 2: if he come over.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 8: Moving on to Odell in Flint, Odell writes, I'm turning
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  Speaker 8: sixty in December, so I'm throwing a big house party,
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  Speaker 8: and I'm inviting all of my so called trifling friends
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  Speaker 8: that my wife hates and has said she doesn't want
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  Speaker 8: them in her house.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a night of good old fashioned fun and
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  Speaker 1: weed smoking? Worse? Is a night of that wor it's
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  Speaker 1: a fight with my wife?
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  Speaker 2: Your question? Yeah, good for nothing? Trifling friends?
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  Speaker 1: So called?
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  Speaker 6: Right from if they trifling, why they're your friend? Why
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  Speaker 6: why you want them in your house?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 1: His wife doesn't?
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  Speaker 2: And then your wife said, no, it's her house. Brou y'all.
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know how you think this's fitna be
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  Speaker 6: a night of good old weed smoking fun.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I ain't never smoke weed, so I'm not
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  Speaker 2: an expert, but let me let me just assume this.
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  Speaker 6: You know how high you got to be to have
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  Speaker 6: somebody over the house and like them that you don't like.
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  Speaker 2: Weed. You got to smoke to start liking a person.
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  Speaker 1: But his wife hates them and she doesn't want them
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  Speaker 1: in the house.
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  Speaker 2: You know how much weed? Your wife don't have to
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  Speaker 2: smoke to start liking These people?
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  Speaker 1: A disaster waiting to happen, it is.
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  Speaker 6: But this don't make no sense at all. Why don't
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  Speaker 6: you just have a sixty? Do you have any decent frame?
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  Speaker 2: I think he was high when he wrote this, Yeah, smoky.
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  Speaker 6: Look, I'm from generation so I have friends who smoke
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  Speaker 6: wheed and they know that I've never done it, and
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  Speaker 6: it's just amazing to them that I still don't smoke wheed.
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  Speaker 2: It's nothing in it for me. But I'm not fit
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  Speaker 2: to have no already, I don't like you and you
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  Speaker 2: coming to I don't have people at my house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't happening, no high energy.
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  Speaker 5: That.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's too much. Yeah, so it's not worth the
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  Speaker 8: fight with his wife though, all right. Moving on to
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  Speaker 8: Carissa and Newark Colo, Carissa writes, I kept my best
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  Speaker 8: friend's new dog. I opened the garage door and he
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  Speaker 8: ran out. I didn't find Yeah, I didn't find the
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  Speaker 8: dog until right before dark, and I didn't tell my
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  Speaker 8: friend about it right away. She's mad because I didn't
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  Speaker 8: call when it happened. Is her anger at me justified
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  Speaker 8: or not?
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  Speaker 5: Question?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why.
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  Speaker 9: She told her, if you come back, your dog at
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  Speaker 9: the house, just like I didn't exhausted.
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  Speaker 2: But he at the high the fact that he been gone.
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  Speaker 2: What was we tripping on that folk?
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he been in the streets, went up the street
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  Speaker 2: to haller at that poodle and it got late.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy that she would tell.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, well, see, I don't do none of that. No,
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  Speaker 2: don't get me.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not keeping your dog. I don't want the one
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  Speaker 6: I got, so please don't ask me to keep yo
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  Speaker 6: keeping your dog. Man your dog got out? She lucky
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  Speaker 6: it wasn't in my house, because the story would have been,
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  Speaker 6: man opened the garage or that dog shot right out
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  Speaker 6: of there?
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  Speaker 2: Did you go get him? I didn't know where it
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  Speaker 2: was going. I didn't know where he was. I left
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  Speaker 2: the garage open.
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  Speaker 1: I went on went to work, thought he was going
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  Speaker 1: to come back.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I had a presentation at the job, so I
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  Speaker 6: left the garage though, in case he wanted to come
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  Speaker 6: back in, and he never came back. Man, your dog crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, So when you were driving to work, you to
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  Speaker 1: see the dog anyway? This is really bad. Steve not
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  Speaker 1: a dog.
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  Speaker 2: When he shot out the garage, he went the other way.
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  Speaker 2: I go, I'll go out your driveway.
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  Speaker 1: I make it right, so you couldn't. He made a
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  Speaker 1: left to try to look for the dog.
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  Speaker 2: You couldn't do that. I left the garage open for
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  Speaker 2: him to come back.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't live there. He may not know where to go.
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  Speaker 10: Clearly the dog had somewhere to go, or he didn't
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  Speaker 10: like you. He was trying to run away, had the dog?
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  Speaker 1: What was the last time you feared the dog and
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  Speaker 1: gave the dogs?
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  Speaker 2: That's why I opened the garage. I guess he wanted.
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  Speaker 5: Worried.
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  Speaker 1: Never let Steve keep it done.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he's going down there. I thought. I thought
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  Speaker 2: he knew a dog up the street. They were gonna
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  Speaker 2: have breakfast together. I didn't cat it. Yeah, shot, I said,
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  Speaker 2: man running half breakfast with it.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, that's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have been barking that night.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what they said each other, so I
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  Speaker 6: know when that dope went over it, I thought he
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  Speaker 6: was going over there, straighten it out.
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  Speaker 2: But he ain't come.
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  Speaker 1: This is really bad. Never let Steve watch.
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  Speaker 2: I know that.
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  Speaker 1: That's the lesson here.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, last one, King and Miami says, my wife went
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  Speaker 8: through my phone, so a photo of me and my
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  Speaker 8: ex we were in high school on the picture. So
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  Speaker 8: there's no reason for my wife to be mad. My
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  Speaker 8: mother sent me the photo, so I saved it to
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  Speaker 8: my phone. How is this picture a threat to my wife?
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  Speaker 2: How? How did they say how old they were?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: But I mean this is back when they were in
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  Speaker 1: high school. When when the picture came about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but see how old are they?
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  Speaker 5: Know?
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  Speaker 1: No, he doesn't thank you?
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  Speaker 11: Wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Wrong? Yeah, because because if day twenty it's a problem.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, they're whaled.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't twenty ten year reunion coming up? She told me
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  Speaker 2: she's gonna be there.
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  Speaker 6: That's you know, hey, if it's close to the reunion time,
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  Speaker 6: she called and wanted to let you know she was
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  Speaker 6: gonna be there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, all right, thank you, Cella.
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  Speaker 2: It was such a cute girl, you know, always thought
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  Speaker 2: y'all was good to catch.
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  Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
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  Speaker 8: some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Dave, we need a drum
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  Speaker 8: roll for this one.
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  Speaker 5: Please.
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  Speaker 1: This year, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 8: The Steve Harvey Morning Show, Yes us, we are doing
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  Speaker 8: our sixteenth annual Thanksgiving Turkey gif.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know we were doing drum roll was
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  Speaker 1: sixteen years.
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  Speaker 8: This year we've added an additional seven thousand I said
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  Speaker 8: seven thousand more turkeys and have given out over one
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  Speaker 8: hundred and twenty thousand turkeys over the past sixteen years.
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  Speaker 8: We are happy to do this for the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: Nation every year, and we want to shout out our
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  Speaker 8: top markets that are participating.
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  Speaker 2: This year.
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  Speaker 8: We got to say thank you to WBLS in the
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  Speaker 8: Tri state area, to WVAZ in Chicago, w das Steve
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  Speaker 8: and Philly Billy, Yes, k r NB in Dallas, w
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  Speaker 8: WA MJ in Atlanta, w h U R in DC.
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  Speaker 1: Home that's right, WMXD in.
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  Speaker 2: Detroit, Detroit ninety two point three mix.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and one of our newest family members, k y
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  Speaker 8: i Z Ncattle. Thank you guys for all your help
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  Speaker 8: to get the turkey is distributed in your markets. So
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  Speaker 8: and congratulations sixteen years.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's a long long time.
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  Speaker 11: Every year you can count on us to give back
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  Speaker 11: to our listeners, those that are less fortunate, all of
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  Speaker 11: these cities all around the country. Thank you for listening
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  Speaker 11: to this radio station, this morning show, making us number one.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate you and we are grateful for you all. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 8: Well, since we're talking turkey, I gotta ask a couple
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  Speaker 8: of questions. How do you guys prefer your turkey's cooked?
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  Speaker 8: Do you like it oven roasted, smoked, or fried? Fried?
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  Speaker 2: Here?
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  Speaker 1: All of these all the I know you like.
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  Speaker 2: See take a long time smoke a turkey.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so that's out for you.
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  Speaker 6: I like fried, oven roasted. But Fridays of late the
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  Speaker 6: more winning winning combination. Friday is just better, more moisture
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  Speaker 6: in the turkey, get the injection stays in, the better
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  Speaker 6: it seals, the flavor and better. And Butterball has a
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  Speaker 6: Butterball and Master Bill both have turkey fries that make
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  Speaker 6: it almost fool proof.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That that that that's that's I still got that.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it was good.
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  Speaker 8: You love frying turkeys, that's your thing during the holidays.
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  Speaker 8: So how many how many turkeys will you be frying
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  Speaker 8: this year?
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  Speaker 2: We got people over at the house.
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  Speaker 3: How many.
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  Speaker 6: About five or six? Thirty people. How you need six
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  Speaker 6: turkeys for thirty people?
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  Speaker 9: No, No, I don't need that many people. Get me
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  Speaker 9: the fry turkeys for them. Oh how much you charging?
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  Speaker 9: I don't charge nobody nothing. Drop your turke off and
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  Speaker 9: don't drop it off frozen. Okay, thank you? Your turke
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  Speaker 9: off on Wednesday night?
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  Speaker 1: Frozen.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, man, me and gah boy when you come
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  Speaker 6: back here Thursday. You didn't have a frozen turkey.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna even go through it to see.
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  Speaker 2: You got to throw that turkey out, no matter what
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna do to it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: That ain't ice cream.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So Tommy, you know the fried turkey I had?
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  Speaker 8: Obviously it wasn't good because everybody talks about how great
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  Speaker 8: fried turkeys are.
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  Speaker 2: And you caok, Shirley can't cook. Where did you get
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  Speaker 2: joe turkey from? She did it?
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't do it. How dare you insult you with?
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  Speaker 6: Let me ask y'all something. Have y'all ever eaten anything
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  Speaker 6: Shirley has made? Anybody have fun?
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  Speaker 2: I had, Monica? What did you make? What did she make?
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  Speaker 2: What does she what does she make?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what she's saying spaghetti. Are you saying spaghetti?
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  Speaker 2: Surely can't make no spaghetti.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of crystal hots out, surely.
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  Speaker 6: Can't make no spaghetti that takes multiple steps. Surely, let
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  Speaker 6: me ask you a question. Surely, let me ask you
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  Speaker 6: don't know? No, I want to ask you questions. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 6: when you bail the spaghetti, how long do you bail
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  Speaker 6: the spaghetti?
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  Speaker 8: About seven or eight minutes? Gets al dente tilli, gets
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  Speaker 8: l dente.
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  Speaker 1: In the box.
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  Speaker 2: Have to be an artist or some who.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Dante, yeah right.
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  Speaker 1: The noodles are right, Yeah, they get cooked.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want them too soft? Yeah, you don't want.
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  Speaker 2: Them so you want Yeah, that's okay. That's what you
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  Speaker 2: didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: The chefs on the show didn't know that, say, Dante,
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  Speaker 1: we call it done.
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  Speaker 6: This year idente yes, okay, So Shirley, after you, after
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  Speaker 6: you do the noodles, then what do you do?
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  Speaker 5: Then?
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  Speaker 8: I'd strain them, you know, take them out, pour some
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  Speaker 8: cold water on them, put a little olive oil, you know,
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  Speaker 8: and put them back on there, and then put the
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  Speaker 8: sauce on there if I want, or you can have
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  Speaker 8: the sauce and the spaghetti separate.
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  Speaker 9: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Question.
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  Speaker 8: No, No, if you want meat sauce, there's meat sauce,
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  Speaker 8: you know, like yeah, if you some people, I can
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  Speaker 8: make it.
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  Speaker 2: Some people have it without meat sauce.
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  Speaker 6: Huh, you know, ju some people some people don't have
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  Speaker 6: meat and it sometimes it's mayor and now it's like
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  Speaker 6: some people can go some well, some people can go
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  Speaker 6: outside without a coato.
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  Speaker 1: I've wanted to know about the fried turkey.
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  Speaker 2: Dente bias coming shut up?
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  Speaker 8: Learned a new word coming up in twenty minutes after
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  Speaker 8: the hour, What do you want for Christmas this year?
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  Speaker 8: That's what we're gonna find out when we come back.
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  Speaker 8: Right after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. Around
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  Speaker 8: the holidays, it's hard to find the right gifts, but
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  Speaker 8: you know it's even harder getting the right gift.
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  Speaker 1: But get this, Verizon's got the perfect solve for both.
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  Speaker 1: They have incredible gift bundles.
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  Speaker 8: You get the latest phone with a new line on
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  Speaker 8: my plan and a brand new smartwatch and tablet, no
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  Speaker 8: trade in needed. You can give a couple away and
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  Speaker 8: get yourself one two, or you can keep them all
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  Speaker 8: to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: No one has to know.
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: Stop by your local Verizon. So Junior I've got some
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  Speaker 8: great news for you. Okay, well really all of us,
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  Speaker 8: but Junior, I know how you love Macy's and Macy's
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  Speaker 8: Black Friday deals are here.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's your favorite story.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah what that guy go on?
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  Speaker 8: I know we all we all have a lot of
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  Speaker 8: shopping to do this year, and we can do it
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  Speaker 8: early and get the best deals on the best gifts
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  Speaker 8: this season. Macy's has fifty percent off select fifty products. Yes,
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  Speaker 8: come on, up to one hundred and fifty dollars off
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  Speaker 8: select appliances.
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  Speaker 2: Who.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 8: The Macy's Gift Guide can help you match gifts with
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  Speaker 8: the people on your shopping list. They're curated gift ideas
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  Speaker 8: for under twenty five dollars, under fifty dollars, and there
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  Speaker 8: are even luxury gifts.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Steve do Macy's sale fences.
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  Speaker 8: You can shop Mazy's Black Friday Deals now through the
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  Speaker 8: twenty ninth this holiday. Let Macy's be your guide to gifting.
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  Speaker 8: Shop at Macy's dot com slash Gift Guide.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Junior, Macy's this is so Junior. What's the last
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  Speaker 6: thing you brought out of Macy's.
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  Speaker 7: I bought a short set back in September there. I
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  Speaker 7: got a three or short of the I was out
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  Speaker 7: there for the funeral. I had to get some clones
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  Speaker 7: right in the Mason's knocking that.
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  Speaker 2: Funeral. No, just you know, I was down there for
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  Speaker 2: three weeks.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't pack enough clothes.
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  Speaker 2: So just go right to Macy's.
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  Speaker 7: Man, you ain't got you ain't got to do nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Just walk in again. When you buy a short set
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  Speaker 2: and you short? How short is the shorts?
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  Speaker 5: See? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Right there?
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  Speaker 7: You can't say nothing to you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just curious, but well, what kind of short set
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  Speaker 2: did you buy this?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 7: You know they got tops and bottoms, you know, some
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  Speaker 7: simple you know. Yeah, wonder I got me some different
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  Speaker 7: shoes to where well, you know, put my fists again.
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  Speaker 2: That's all brand. We're branded. What brands? Ralph Lauren got
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  Speaker 2: a brand in there that I got a brand in there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: whatever you want. Wait, you bought some shoes at Macy's.
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  Speaker 2: How about a bunch of stuff and that?
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something with me, what you need
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  Speaker 1: to do?
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  Speaker 7: Can you just come on go in here. You don't
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  Speaker 7: know why you're running from it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 11: I went to Macy's this past saturday, got Tasha and
• 40:17
  Speaker 11: I we got some boots, we got sweaters, we got slacks.
• 40:22
  Speaker 11: We went in there and did we had seventy bags
• 40:24
  Speaker 11: leaving out of Macy's there like, okay.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: In there to day too. Could I get in Macy's though?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Underwear? You can get under.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: You said anything?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: You won't?
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but just tell me what I want in Macy's.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Let's say you.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: Want some watches. You know, you get your nice watch
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: out of Macy's.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Jewelry, Steve, you get jewel Colo. Yeah, every.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: You ain't seen his watch.
• 40:59
  Speaker 9: You ain't been down I've been down there in there,
• 41:03
  Speaker 9: through there, but I haven't seen them watches though.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, we do.
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: They have the closing the store. They got a whole
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: furniture the department if you just want to get some furniture.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: All right, guys.
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: Thirty four minutes after sister, don't you go too long.
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show. Well, ladies and gentlemen, as
• 41:28
  Speaker 8: promised sister, odell, lord.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: My lord, my lord, my lord.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Good good mornings.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Everyone's hell specially shout out to the lady that called y'all.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Last week emailed and don't like me.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah whatever.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Here what I mean?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: And all your glorious.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: In order to get some, you got to bring some.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: So come down here, Sweetene.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Are you what do you say?
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: You call it and hate on me. You ain't got
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: no radio, shame CALLI and hate on me. I got
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: it for you.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Come on, well, you can't read the comments.
• 42:18
  Speaker 11: That's what people tell celebrities and everybody else online.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Don't read the comments.
• 42:22
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Worry well, would you read it to me? Fault?
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: Don't worry.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Worry about it, sister Dale, they I don't worry about it.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do somebody.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Come on down.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: I do like the laws say you aren't to others
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: as you would have him do unt you, so this
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: must be what you want, so come on you. Yes,
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: my wow gow Well.
• 42:42
  Speaker 8: Sister, I did want to ask you about this story
• 42:45
  Speaker 8: that's been trending about these new age grandmothers that have
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: tap twos, they have breasting plants, they're getting facelifts. They
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: are the grannies that don't want to be called granny
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: or grandma. The comments on the post range from get
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: a granny to no one will recognize them in Heaven.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: What do you think about these new grandma's, these new age.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: What did you get in the breash all implants ful?
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean I would think for obvious reasons. As
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: you get older, you know, your gravity takes hold.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: Now you got breash stand enough. It ain't nothing else
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: standing no where are your stomaching.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean that's your stomach down.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: There between your thighs. And now you got two breasts
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: up here. You look all soon them.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: You gotta stay sooner.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Sweet, when as time is up, you got to give up.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: You can't push them up. You got to let it go. Really,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: that's all sweet. To get at age, not to shoe size.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: That's what you got to do.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: I thought.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I thought as you got older it was good to
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: you know, to fight it, you know, to exercise.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Most people don't have the money.
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: To continue to fight. Oh okay, so you can't just
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: get one thing done and don't do nothing else.
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: Well, speaking of that, can I ask you? I know
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: it's personal, but have you ever had any work done?
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: Because you look good, sister, tell I ain't.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Never had nothing done?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Oh you age something else, you know, and then had them.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Husbands and ain't had nothing done?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Wow? If you could, would you have something done like well?
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: You know, I mean you know Thomy tuck would have
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: been nice or a makeos out?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Now, huh the mommy makeover?
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: What is that?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Sweetie?
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Look perturbed, but say it cal you offended?
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Look what is a mommy makeover?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: You know where they go in and do the life
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: old Tommy tuck and they may give you a breast
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: lift and it's like a body read fresh, you know. Yeah,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: get all that done.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: The white women.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Yet black women can get everybody racist?
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah you do. You know a black woman that hadn't
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: done it?
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I know one that would like to have it done.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Holly you.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mommy, you want a mommy make up?
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: How much is they?
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: What?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: What is they costing these days?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's expensive. I don't know, it depends you
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: think what you want?
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I know, moniicy, No, she don't.
• 45:27
  Speaker 11: Probably about twenty five thousand, twenty five thousand.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're not finna get that, Tasha. Yeah, he's
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: gonna all that.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Twenty five thousand dollars, y'all get a new range roll?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: What year would that one?
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: I don't care when it is, but what we're gonna do,
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: We're gonna pull up and look good. Then you get
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: out and just be be yourself.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Hey man, I like it? Yeah?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: What about? Oh have you too late?
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Too late? All right? I don't think y'all got a
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: longest ship that y'all can put me.
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: On, cause you're in and out, Thank you, Sister Hotel.
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: Coming up next, it is the Nephew in today's prank
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: phone Call. Right after this, I'll need you some prank time.
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: Oh man, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:26
  Speaker 8: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 46:29
  Speaker 8: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is my cousin.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Owns the car wash. We'll get into that, find out
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: what that's all about.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: Just heal you, Yeah, because right now it is time
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: for the Nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: you got for us? I think everybody should be able
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: to have their desired food. Whatever they want to eat,
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: they ought to be able to get it delivered to them.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: What y'all think?
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: I mean, that's that's normal now, door Dash you can
• 46:56
  Speaker 9: do that and Fuba eats food deliveries whatever.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: You don't you think everybody would be able to get
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: what they want?
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: Sure, but why not if you are you know, let's
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: just say, you know, you you you, you did a
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: little you know, you'd have made some mistakes. I think
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: if you and Angola you ought to be at order pizza.
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying, sir.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: Excuse that's like the prison time.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Know.
• 47:18
  Speaker 9: Hey, this is pizza delivery right here, pizza delivery.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I live in a gated community.
• 47:25
  Speaker 12: Come on, let's go, you know, pizza man, I help you?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Zay you for me?
• 47:32
  Speaker 12: Please?
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah? All right?
• 47:36
  Speaker 12: Okay, So about that, sir? Can I take your order pizza?
• 47:40
  Speaker 12: You want ten pizzas?
• 47:42
  Speaker 13: And what kind of quest was.
• 47:43
  Speaker 11: That going to be?
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Like? I need.
• 47:46
  Speaker 12: You took up on me?
• 47:46
  Speaker 14: Please?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: I need six cheese pizza, six cheese pizzas on bed crush?
• 47:53
  Speaker 12: What kind of cuss was that?
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: Again?
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: Been being ten six?
• 47:59
  Speaker 12: And see these thin crust pizzas? And do you want
• 48:03
  Speaker 12: any other topics on that car?
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: No?
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: I need two meat lovers?
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Was that again?
• 48:09
  Speaker 13: Do you stick up a little bit?
• 48:10
  Speaker 12: I'm really having a hard time hearing you.
• 48:12
  Speaker 13: I need two meat lovers two, yes, two lovers pizza?
• 48:19
  Speaker 12: Okay? And what kind of quest would you.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Like on that? Sirt? Uh? That's thick thick crust? You said?
• 48:24
  Speaker 12: You want a thin crust on that sick so I'm
• 48:27
  Speaker 12: having a really hard time hearing you. Can you speak
• 48:30
  Speaker 12: up for I need.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: I need to meat lovers with thick.
• 48:34
  Speaker 13: Crust, good crust. Okay, okay, all right?
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: And then the lastest two veggies on thin crust, two
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: veggies veggiees that jeeves veggies.
• 48:45
  Speaker 12: Two veggies, two veggies.
• 48:47
  Speaker 13: On the three cust.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: Do y'all deliver to do y'all deliver to gated gated community?
• 48:55
  Speaker 12: Can you work for a second for me to start okay,
• 49:00
  Speaker 12: Sorry about that hurt?
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 49:01
  Speaker 12: Can I get your phone numbers?
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: Three four two Dad six eight nine.
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: Okay?
• 49:08
  Speaker 12: I heard three four two Dash six eight nine, but
• 49:12
  Speaker 12: I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can I
• 49:14
  Speaker 12: get an area code or no?
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: My number three four to two Dad six eight nine.
• 49:18
  Speaker 12: Okay. I need to get the whole seven digits and
• 49:23
  Speaker 12: the area code so that we can put you in
• 49:25
  Speaker 12: a computer to try to find your location.
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: I told you my number. My number is three four
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: two Dad six eight nine.
• 49:32
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, sir, let me get my manager on the phone.
• 49:36
  Speaker 12: Excuse me, she's giving me like six numbers. I may talk.
• 49:43
  Speaker 13: I'll take care of it. Sir, how are you doing?
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Hey? How you doing?
• 49:46
  Speaker 13: I'm doing great?
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: All right. I order ten pizza, six cheese pieces, two
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: meat lovers, and two vetchies. I'm trying to see if
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community.
• 49:55
  Speaker 13: Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
• 49:57
  Speaker 13: all the time. Let me just get a number for
• 49:59
  Speaker 13: you and a address, right my number?
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Three four to two Dad six eight nine.
• 50:04
  Speaker 13: Sir, that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,
• 50:08
  Speaker 13: Eric Cole, plus your seven digits, Okay, I don't.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: I don't. If you just leave it with the guard,
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: he'll make sure I get it.
• 50:14
  Speaker 13: No, So I don't think you're understand. I need to
• 50:16
  Speaker 13: have a phone number where I can call you. We
• 50:18
  Speaker 13: can go in and out of the gate. That's not
• 50:20
  Speaker 13: a problem when I guess.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: I want to. You can't go in and out that gate. Listen,
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: you can't go in and out that gate, sir.
• 50:28
  Speaker 13: I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Can you speak up some Okay, I'm trying to get
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: ten pizzas delivered, and you just drop it off with
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: the guard, So.
• 50:35
  Speaker 13: I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver the
• 50:37
  Speaker 13: pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's getting
• 50:40
  Speaker 13: the pizza, right, I'm delivering it, but he gonna.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: He gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm cool with
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: the guard. He gonna pay you.
• 50:46
  Speaker 13: Okay, Where are you? Where are you? Lokay, let's do this.
• 50:49
  Speaker 13: Where are you locate?
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: I'm in and Gola and Gola and Golac and where's that?
• 50:57
  Speaker 13: Where's that? Goola and gol.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: Y'all don't know where I'm in.
• 51:01
  Speaker 13: Angola and Gola, Louisiana.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: The penitentiary.
• 51:05
  Speaker 13: Huh, So we can't deliver pizza to Ala penitentiary.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: Look, I ordered ten pizzas from her, six sixteen pieces,
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: two meter lovers and two bags. Look, I can't be
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: on this phone too much longer.
• 51:16
  Speaker 13: Listen, sir, I know what you're saying, but we're not
• 51:19
  Speaker 13: delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located? You
• 51:22
  Speaker 13: got to call somebody. We're in Dallas, but you gotta
• 51:24
  Speaker 13: go somebody in Angola, Louisiana.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: Look, I'm trying to get these ten people. Look, I'm late.
• 51:31
  Speaker 13: I'm nothing to go back and forth with you, exactly,
• 51:33
  Speaker 13: and I'm not gonna go back and forth with you
• 51:35
  Speaker 13: either we are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay, wow,
• 51:39
  Speaker 13: because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers
• 51:42
  Speaker 13: pizza to people in the penitentiary.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: People in the penitential can't want a pizza, No, sir.
• 51:47
  Speaker 13: They cannot. We do not deliver to the penitentiary. And
• 51:50
  Speaker 13: then we're in Dallas. Do you know how long it
• 51:52
  Speaker 13: would take to get pizza to Angola?
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: I don't give But let me tell, okay, who the manager.
• 51:58
  Speaker 13: That I am the manager speaking with the manager.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: What's your name?
• 52:02
  Speaker 13: Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm
• 52:04
  Speaker 13: the manager.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, let me say this to you, since you the
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: manager there. If I don't get no pizzas here tonight,
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: when I get out, in three years, I'm coming down
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: now and I'm gonna you up.
• 52:15
  Speaker 13: So you three you're talking to you ain't gonna meet
• 52:18
  Speaker 13: up in three years.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: I won't be here.
• 52:20
  Speaker 13: But matter fact, I just might stay here for three years.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: So when you come back, let me tell you something.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: If y'all don't bring the pieces of this penitential and
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: get it to the guard before he get off work,
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: then but it's gonna be round here now. In one
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: of these ten pizzas and everybody on the cell block
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: is waiting on them.
• 52:34
  Speaker 13: Sir, don't I don't care about you and yourself on
• 52:36
  Speaker 13: your cell block. You are in the penitentiary and I
• 52:38
  Speaker 13: don't even know why you calling. Are you on my phone?
• 52:41
  Speaker 13: This is a business, okay, and I have a job
• 52:43
  Speaker 13: to do. I am not delivering pieces still penitentiary.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: So y'all discriminating about where y'all bring pizzas at.
• 52:48
  Speaker 13: No, we don't destoyminate, but we ain't located in that
• 52:51
  Speaker 13: gold unless you're gonna give me some betrol for I'm mestro,
• 52:54
  Speaker 13: I ain't coming.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Let me tell you something. I want you to remember
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: these number three four two dad six eight nine. If
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: you see that ray painted on your house, on that
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: pizza place, then you know my then got out and
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: I'm looking for your three two dad six eight nine.
• 53:09
  Speaker 13: I don't give us about three two six eight nine
• 53:12
  Speaker 13: and seven four three. What I'm saying is, yes the
• 53:14
  Speaker 13: grass if you come up here in three years and
• 53:17
  Speaker 13: guess what, don't drop the soap. Thank you're talking to
• 53:20
  Speaker 13: That's what I said.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Who just think you're talking to?
• 53:23
  Speaker 13: Let it get off my phone?
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: I got I got one more thing to tell you
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: before I get in three years. He's the last words.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say that.
• 53:29
  Speaker 13: Yes that you're listening here, I'm listening. Say what you
• 53:31
  Speaker 13: gotta say.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: This is Nestew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Your girl friends got me to pray for call you.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, you dropped me.
• 53:45
  Speaker 13: You got to be Freddie kiddy Man.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh god, this is Nephew. Tell me.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: And there you have it, all right?
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: Okay, to be able to get a pizza day one one. Okay,
• 54:03
  Speaker 9: nice gated community with guards and stuff. Yeah, give it
• 54:07
  Speaker 9: to the guard.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: What's your phone number, sir? My number is three three
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: nine six one two. That's my number number. Shirt.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: That's really crazy.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: And that is the your stupid dose for Monday morning.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: That's good for y'all. Nice little old sprinkling of.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: Stupid.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we appreciate it.
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: From Is anybody on this show getting it it?
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Still?
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: Anybody getting in it?
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: I ain't getting I'm not getting it collected?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: You get it?
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Collect calls from prison, I've.
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: Got so I mean to take them.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Oh you decline them, you have to. I already know
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: who we're from.
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: You know he knows why he and that I know too,
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: So what we're talking about? You know why you're in there.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I know what I'm taking the car?
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Is it a fact?
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: Okay? Your probation ain't coming up yet?
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: A family member, Junior.
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: You don't need no lawyer right now, you'll need no
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: hell right now. You got fifteen year before you need it.
• 55:20
  Speaker 9: Pizza, Manizza, Who is it, Junior?
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Just a real uh?
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: That's keep it as I was ten, I'm forty.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: What that tea.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject. My cousin owns a car wash right
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: after this.
• 55:46
  Speaker 8: Around the holidays, it's hard to find the right gifts,
• 55:49
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• 55:52
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  Speaker 8: and get yourself one too, or you could keep them
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  Speaker 1: Subject. My cousin owns the car wash.
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  Speaker 8: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a twenty nine year old hopeless
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  Speaker 8: romantic and I got married too quickly to a man
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  Speaker 8: that I barely knew. Now all of my family is
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  Speaker 8: in my business, and I'm so disappointed in myself. I
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: met a man that's from another city, and after we
• 57:10
  Speaker 8: dated for a few months, he came to visit me
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  Speaker 8: and never left. He quickly got a great job and
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  Speaker 8: he got settled in. He has a friend in town,
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: so he's usually hanging out with him or he's at work.
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  Speaker 8: I never suspected he was cheating on me until three
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  Speaker 8: days ago when I found out that he's had sex
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  Speaker 8: in his car. My cousin owns a car wash and
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: he specializes in wheels and detailing leather seats. My husband's
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: escalade is his pride and joy, so he gets it
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: washed often. I did not know he was going all
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: the way across town to get his car washed until
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: I got a call from my cousin's wife. She said,
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: my husband has brought his truck to the car wash
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  Speaker 8: a few times, and he's always got interesting stains and
• 57:58
  Speaker 8: pieces of weave all.
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  Speaker 1: Over the truck.
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  Speaker 8: My cousin figured out that it's my husband after he
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: saw a business card in the truck. See, my cousin
• 58:08
  Speaker 8: wasn't invited to my wedding because he is on the
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: ghetto side of my family, so he didn't know my husband.
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  Speaker 5: I just hate that.
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  Speaker 1: Before my cousin's.
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  Speaker 8: Wife called me, she called my mom and told her
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  Speaker 8: that my husband has been having sex in his truck
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  Speaker 8: and getting it cleaned. Afterwards, I asked my husband about
• 58:26
  Speaker 8: the rumor, and he threatened to fight my cousin and
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: out him as a liar and a bad businessman. I
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: assured him that my cousin is not the one to
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: be played with like that. If my husband is not cheating,
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: why would he be so upset. I don't see my
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: cousin hating on my husband for no reason, since my
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: family knows, can my marriage survive this? Well, you really
• 58:52
  Speaker 8: don't have much of a marriage to survive anything. You know,
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: you guys don't even spend a lot of time together.
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  Speaker 8: Said he's over at his friend's house or he's over
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  Speaker 8: at work. It sounds like your man is cheating and
• 59:06
  Speaker 8: everyone knows it. Your family is messy, and you are right.
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  Speaker 8: Your cousin's wife didn't have to blast the business to
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  Speaker 8: your mom. But you said yourself that you barely know
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  Speaker 8: this man. I mean, you barely knew him when you
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: married him. He's probably doing what he normally did when
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: he was single in that other town, but you didn't
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: know him then, so you don't have anything to compare
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: his behavior to. And when you asked him about it,
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: he didn't deny it.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: He didn't say.
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  Speaker 8: Absolutely not, no, he didn't blah blah blah blah blah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: He didn't even try to lie. He just didn't deny
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: it and said he was going to give your cousin
• 59:39
  Speaker 8: a beat down. It looks like your husband is cheating.
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: Not if he's cheating, like you wrote in a letter, Steve,
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: that's what you need to wrap your mind around. Your
• 59:50
  Speaker 8: marriage is in trouble, and I don't see how you're
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: going to get past this one. Let's see what kind
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: of lies can come up with for this one, Steve.
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't think has really got to be no
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: lives because I just analyze this letter properly. I mean,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: let's go through this. Times has this circumstance. See we
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: deal with circumstance. Okay, watch how we do this. This
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: woman says that I'm a twenty nine year old hopeless romantic.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: I got married too quickly to a man that I
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: barely knew. Now, I don't know if this is the
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: definition of a hopeless romantic.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: This is not what this is. I think this is
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: called crazy. This may just be crazy.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: You might not have nothing to do with you being
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: a hopeless romantic at all, because you married a man
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: you didn't hardly know what what they got to do
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: with it. And I'm so disappointed in myself. Now all
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: your family's in your business. You say, you say you
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: met this man from another city, y'all dated a few months,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: came to visit me and never left.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: That didn't sound st That doesn't seem strange.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: To you.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: How can a man come from another city visit you
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: and never go back? Where where he work? Where he lived?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: Where his house?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: What's what's his least payment?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 11: What?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: What's he ain't got no lease? No way?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: What how you just go visit and then don't go back.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: That's not being a hopeless romantic. Something's wrong with this.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: He quickly got a great job, okay, settled in, He
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: got a friend in town. He usually hanging out with him,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: or he's at work. Then the lady said, I never
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: suspected he was cheating on me intil three days and go.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: Now here's what this whole letter is about. My cousin
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: owns the car washerton and then I don't know why
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: she threw this in here. He specializes in wheels and
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: detail and leather seats.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: So you got a car washed.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: Everybody got a car wash, wiping seats and doing wheels.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Everybody with a car wash.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: Anyway, My husband's escalade is his pride and joyce, so
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: he gets it washed often. Here's another precarious line. I
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: did not know he was going all the way across town.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: To get his car washed. What what difference do that make?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Where he get his car washed.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: What.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: Maybe it's because it's a great car wash. Remember your
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: cousin special lines in wheels. He went over there for
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: a specialty. And all of this was going good until
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: you got a call from your cousin's wife.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: And we come back. I will tell you what's with
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: this whole letter?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: Hang on for part two of Steve's response, coming up
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 8: at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 8: subject my cousin owns the car wash.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into.
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  Speaker 8: It right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: Strawberry letter. The subject my cousin.
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  Speaker 2: The car wash before I do this letter.
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  Speaker 6: I've noticed a trend in Shirley and I's responses to
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: these letters. If a man is accused of cheating, if
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: a man has circumstantial evidence about cheating, then my partner
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: in crime, who we are supposed to give our own
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: opinions and separate, looks at this ninety eight percent of
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: the time, gonna ride his to the police station and lock.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: His up for cheat.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely, and in this letter there was no difference. But
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: I have several problems with this letter.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: So after she calls herself a romantic, hopeless romantic, meets
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: this guy, she barely news.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Guy believes town one time, comes to visit her and
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: never goes back.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: That's odd. He gets a job, quickly settles in. She's
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: embarrassed by this because now she met him. She marry
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: a man she hardly knew in the family, all up
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: in the business, and so everything is going right, and
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: she had no suspicions of him cheating until three days
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: ago when he took his car to a car wash
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: that specializes in wheels and leather seats. Okay, we got
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: that right.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: She gets a call from her cousin's wife. Now, this
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: is where the letter takes a turn. She said that
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: my husband bought his truck to the car wash a
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: few times, and he's always got interesting stains and pieces
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: of weave all over the truck. This is what your
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: cousin's wife said. You've never seen the weave in the truck,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: and you've never seen any stains. Okay, that's just a fact.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: So we're going based on what your cousin's wife told you.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Now, listen to this.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: My cousin figured out that it's my husband's after he
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: saw a business card in the truck.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Now, and then here we go.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: See, my cousin wasn't invited to my wedding because he's
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: on the ghetto side of my family, so he didn't
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: know my husband. This is very important information. She didn't
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: invite that side of the family because they ghetto. Okay,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: then she says, I just hate that before my cousin's
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: wife called me, she called my mom and told her
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: that my husband has been having sex in his truck
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: and getting it cleaned afterwards.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, how she know that, y'all?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 14: I mean, really, the stains in the weave, the steams
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 14: in the weave, that the wife ain't never seen you
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 14: just said they get on you and invite them to
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 14: the wedding.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna show you something else in here that
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: gets a little crazy.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: So that's because they didn't come from to the wedding.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: They didn't get no listen to this.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: I asked my husband about the rumor, and he threatened
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: to fight my cousin and out him as a liar
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: and a bad businessman, as he should. I assured him
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: that my cousin is not the one to be played
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: with like that. Now this is good information because you
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: just said you didn't invite your husband to the wedding
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: because he ghetto.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: To the wedding because he ghetto, Okay.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: And so now this is a fair warner. If you
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: go over there and fight the dude that on the
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: car washing, go get your whoop. That's stuff what this
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: is about.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Get your whoop.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: But now she's saying, if he didn't cheek, why is
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: he doing this? But I assured him that my cousin
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: is not the one to be played with. Why would
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: he be so upset. I don't see my husband hating
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: I don't see my cousin hating on my husband for
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: no reason, since my family knows can my marriage survive this? Now,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: I think you know that your family on that side
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: is messy, and this water has speculated they had some
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: stains and weave in the truck that you've never seen.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: And now you ain't invite us to the wedding. So
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: you must thank you all that in the bag of chips.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: So now let me show you that you ain't all that.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: And I'm gonna tell your mama he was having sex
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: in the trunk.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: How you know that what stains?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: But see, just because she didn't see it, does that
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: mean that it didn't happen?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: But so then you're gonna en your marriage based on that.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: She has? She has.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: What stains?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Sureley the stains that the cousin saw in the back seat. Yeah,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: she didn't specify. She didn't specify because she's messy. Yeah,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: they're message.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: But see though, let me ask you something. So does
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: the cousin's wife work at the car wash?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Well it sounds like she does.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so if she ain't washing cars, how she knows
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: what's in the car? No doubt if he owned the cars,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: call washing that his wife is out there washing cars.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: I doubt that.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: This reeks of hate for not being invited to the
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: web that see y'all ruining your Well, look, you married
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: the man too soon. The man might be cheating, but
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: you gonna end it on this speculation. You should have
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: ended it on something that you knew and not on hearsay.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: And if you take that, if you took this to court.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: You would lose. I just want to tell you that
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: because you have no evidence.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: You ain't seen no pictures of it, you ain't went
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: through his phone, you ain't got no text messages. You
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: getting a DNA report off of forensic science. Hell for that,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: ain't even a forensic scientist. I don't think the man
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: might not be cheating at all.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, Sure, and.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: He might be. Sorry, Steve.
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  Speaker 8: Where you got junior?
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  Speaker 7: All right, sure, let's talk about you know, Thursdays, Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 7: You know, we have some game on Thanksgiving. These the
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  Speaker 7: official games on Thanksgiving. Now we have the Packers and
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  Speaker 7: the Lions. We got the Chiefs and the Cowboys. That's
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  Speaker 7: a game that's gonna be a game. And then you
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  Speaker 2: Got a good record right now, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: It's all good. Those officials who the games again.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, official games. But let's talk about some of these
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  Speaker 7: unofficial games that's gonna be happening on Thanksgiving at your
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  Speaker 7: house because I know these games gonna be happening, Like
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  Speaker 7: the over fifty overweight basketball game. That's gonna happen somewhere
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  Speaker 7: and somebody, a bunch of over fifty old gonna go
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 7: outside on Thanksgiving and play basketball overweight and hurt they.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't doing it. I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 7: It'd be three to two for like an hour.
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  Speaker 1: They don't never come. We're just sitting out here for what.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I used to do to them there.
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  Speaker 7: If you're in high school at miss, that's what you did. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: sit out here all day.
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  Speaker 1: He go another unofficial game?
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  Speaker 2: This the one.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't wait.
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  Speaker 7: Everybody gonna have somebody to say this all hell, they
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  Speaker 7: just said something to my child.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on that.
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  Speaker 2: Game right there? Who you think you?
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  Speaker 7: Who baby you talking to?
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  Speaker 5: That game?
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  Speaker 1: Gonna get heated?
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  Speaker 5: Fan?
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  Speaker 1: Who baby you talking to?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 5: Not?
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  Speaker 8: Not?
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  Speaker 2: The little you go another game?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be another game then have it on things Giving,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 7: probably at your house.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: He got another game.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: I think they gonna be playing.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: Long me twelve hours. Don get on my feet.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be some begging on thirty.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's gonna be some borrowing Can I tell you
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: one thing? What's that you ain't getting on your feet
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: with twenty dollars?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: They you know they gonna come around begging the whole day?
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  Speaker 2: What is all? Man?
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna know the merch? He's gonnavigate it playing that.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be somebody at somebody's family Thanksgiving dinner. Somebody
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 7: gonna go around asking for a ride all day. Who
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 7: cousin his dad or uncle is dad somewhere? Every oh
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 7: every year? Man say, man, come, come, come cook?
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  Speaker 1: Can you take me to the store. Can you just
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: run to what we just we got food?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: Hey, dog, don't Can you drop me off at the
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: house you live out of town?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 7: God, this gonna happen the Unofficial Games, it's games. Don't
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 7: wait no Thursday for Thanksgiving. That's what I'm looking forward to.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Cher, Thank you Junior.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour, a mom
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: is jealous of her husband and sons bond and she
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 8: needs some advice.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. Yes, that's crazy.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Less up. It's DJ cal This you boy, Chris Broth.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Keisha cole gost people, this is Kirk Franklin. Hey,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: this is John legend and you listened to the Steve
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 8: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 8: So this is from Leonora and Alabaster. Leonora says, my
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: baby boy pledged the fraternity and didn't tell me anything
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 8: about it until it was over. My husband knew about
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 8: it and gave him the money for everything. I prayed
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 8: that my son and my new husband would get along
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: after we got married, but it didn't happen until now.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 8: Would I be considered a bitter betty for complaining about
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 8: them keeping a secret? Or should I feel blessed that
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: they finally created a bond?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: She prayed?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: What are you complaining about? The what you had hoped
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: happened happened.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: It didn't happen in the time, and you wanted all
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: the way you want it, But it happened. The reason
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: your boy didn't want to tell you about it because
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: he didn't want to hear your mouth, so he went
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 6: to the man. The man when yeah, that's cool, I
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 6: work with you. Mad, thanks man, because I just really
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: mean a.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Lot to me. Now they the bonded. Now you mad
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: because your boy didn't tell you you was he wanted
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: to be in the fraternity.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: You ain't in the fraternity. You can't pledge with this boy.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: And you was gonna shoot it down and complain.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Lady, I don't even understand.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: You should go wow, oh so y'all did it like that?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 9: I understand that she would have made this pledge period
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 9: worse than ever if she didn't know the day in
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 9: and day bro So what blowing him up?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Day? What y'all? What they down there doing to him?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: I ain't nothing. They ain't doing nothing down there. They
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: just pledged, and it's so different now.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: So she should just feel blessed that they finally bonded
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: with what she prayed.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: For the boy and got in the frat.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, all right.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 8: Well we have time for another one. This is from
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 8: Breeland in Atlantic City. Brelin says, I got married and
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 8: she did, and you didn't mention she didn't you know
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 8: if the father was in it? Uh huh's a couple
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 8: of things. He probably is then I ain't gonna say.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 8: All right from Breelan. This is from Breland in Atlantic City.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 8: Brelin says, I got married and two months later my
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 8: husband ghosted me. He eventually told me that he was
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 8: in legal trouble, and he distanced himself to keep me
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: out of the mess, out of his mess. Our vows
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: say that we're in it for better or for worse.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 8: Why won't he let me help him work through it?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 8: Why won't he let me work through it with them?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Because the legal trouble he in involved another woman.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: Wow, that's easy, this legal No police, He didn't need
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 8: an attorney, none of that.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, this legal trouble he in involves another
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: woman and it could be very legal. But it's another
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: woman involved, and you're not gonna understand that.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Well, no, she is none of this. Does she understand?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: That's it?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Is it a baby?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: He's still married?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: It's something very very legal.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Why did he marry her in the first place? Then?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 7: Because he loved her? Love, but he has some legal trouble.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 7: He can't be there. He has to be Yeah, he
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 7: got to be going.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he got a ghost her. Yeah, it's a legal matter.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: Somebody had to be at that hospital to sign that
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 6: birth certificate.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: It's a baby.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: That's a legal matter.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 6: Also also, uh huh, were trying to get this house
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: into receivership and it's out of town.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: I got be over here. It's so many things.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: This is crazy. This guy's a limitstick.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be anything.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: Girl.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Listen, why not wait till all of this and then
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: marry her if he loves her?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: I do and told the insurance company that I had
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: a back injury and I'm bed ridden. I got to
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: stay at this girl's house in this bed because they
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: driving by checking on me.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this check.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: This boy, this boy, this boy. Listen to me. This
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: boy is so much trouble. Oh wow, I mean this major.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: Oh he in trouble. He in trouble. He done ghosted
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: his wife.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, after two months, after two months? All right, we
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: gotta go.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 8: Coming up at twenty minutes after, we'll have more of
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Right after this.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 8: This year is set to be a busy holiday travel season.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 8: According to Triple A, eighty one million Americans are expected
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 8: to travel at least fifty miles from home between Tuesday
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 8: through Monday, December first, Tuesday tomorrow through December first. This
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 8: year's domestic travel forecast includes an additional one point six
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: million travelers compared to last Thanksgiving, setting a new overall record.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: Ninety percent of the travel will be done by cars,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 8: so everyone please please be patient and avoid road rage
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 8: for a stress free trip.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Anybody traveling this week or.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: No, it's gonna be some road rage.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'm standing.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 6: So you can't have a flat time travel. You've got
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 6: to Turkey, what right, that's true? Okay, handle flat time?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 6: You got that Turkey. You guys to get this time
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: fixed and you got star speed and you go get
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 6: you got to blow some homes.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, gotta leave early, got to plan your rap.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, you can leave early. But if you have
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: a flat tire road rage.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 6: Somebody has slammed up in the back of you and
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 6: you got the mac of cheese in the trunk.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: Out you stand, you stand, you swerve?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: She swoved.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Now that jell o to slid off the tray.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: That yello mole was on that trail an the agnes
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: was holding it, and you swerved it, Tommy, And now
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 6: that whole yellow mola slid off the trails.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: On the float. Oh yeah, all yeah, holding, Oh yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 8: Happy Thanksgiving coming up with thirty three minutes after we'll
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 8: play around it. Would you rather right after this, you're
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 8: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 11: Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean and
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 11: half the time make the swap to swift Her Power Mop,
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  Speaker 11: with ease. Plus, it'll leave your home smelling great for
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  Speaker 11: hours after cleaning.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Get yours today and mop smarter with the Swiffer Power Mop.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 8: Would you rather curse at your wife during an argument
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 8: or ignore her while you guys are arguing?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna ignore her altogether? What will happen?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 6: Yes, sir, yes, sir, all of the and and as
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: Carla said, it's a two part argument.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Now who talking to all of that?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: All right, let's stay on the exes.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 8: Would you rather be the day with your ex or
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 8: would you rather spend a day in a gorilla cage?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: You can get cars.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: Bringing, I'm bringing bananas, I'm bringing you called the first.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 7: First of all, if toy hand made it with the gorilla,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: I know I got a shot.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: He spent a whole lifetime.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, I'm gonna be in there. I'm being
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: there working.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: That is terrible. You got that is so crazy?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: You really know that.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Right that loin cloth on.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Clouds out, Junior, I'm gonna have.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 6: So much liquid in that corner that I'm standing in,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 6: probably ain't gonna tomorrow.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, far, you always go too far?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: Baby?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: All right, all right?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 8: Would you rather sleep with a dog in your bed
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 8: or call your ex to say hello?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: Come?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 9: They did a whole thing on Instagram about people who
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 9: allow their pets to sleep in the bed.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: How the disease written?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: That is because your dog, you know, just the paws
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 6: alone where he been walking?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: Now he up in your bed. The stuff he been
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: rolling in, that's in his sperm. Man, they was doing
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: this whole thing. People see what they dog man? She said.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: The man said, unless you bathe your dog and thoroughly
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 6: disinfect his paws every night, you should never sleep with
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: your dog in the bed.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: He didn't have to tell me that. My bear not
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: allowed on furniture. Nothing.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 6: Bear is not allowed to jump up on you bear
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: has been went to school. Bet, don't jump up and
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 6: put his paws. I'm dressed and you done jumped your
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 6: lord dirt.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be a pro golfer or be a
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: pro poker player?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: Golfer?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: I wish, I went on, Yeah, you can win a
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: lot of money.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: All right, guy?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: If I was a professional poker plot, I would be
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: so fair? Why send it to tables all day?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, thank you guys. That's today's round of
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 8: would you rather? Coming up next? It is our last
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 8: break of the day, and we'll close out the show
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 8: with the one and only, the Man, the Myth, the Legend.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 8: Around the holidays, it's hard to find the right gifts,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 8: but you know it's even harder.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Getting the right gift. But get this.
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  Speaker 8: couple away and get yourself one two, or you can
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  Speaker 8: keep them all to yourself.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: No one has to know.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 8: Stop by your local Verizon. All right, guys, here we
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 8: are our last break of the day on this Monday.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: And it's been a good day. It's been a fun day.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: We've had a good time. Steve, you want to close
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: us out?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 6: No, not really, you know, Shirley, you know, it's Thanksgiving
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: week and I want everybody to trying to, you know,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 6: be be aware of this week, and you know, be
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: be considerate this week. Thanksgiving comes, but once a year,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: it's a holiday that I love, and I love what
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: I love. I don't won't listen to me. Okay, don't
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: come to my house with nothing you saw on Instagram
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 6: or TikTok.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Don't don't.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: I don't want that.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh you mean food.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: Don't come in here. Don't come in here with nothing
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 6: new or go a new way. I found this recipe.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 6: You know, there's a lot of young people in my family,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: a lot of millennials, and I just I don't know.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 6: I just my kids and they friends and they are hey,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 6: mister Harvey, want you to try this.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: I may eat this. Well, I'm not here to try it.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: We don't try oh, thank you rude to the kids.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 6: We do No, I'm rude to my kids. They friends
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: whoever they bring over there. My friends got friends. That's
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 6: thirty twenty some years old. No, I'm nothing to listen
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 6: to me. Kid, don't try something on another day. Like
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 6: you come over one Thursday and you got something, you
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 6: try bring it on over. Thanksgiving is not the Thursday.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 6: It's not the day to be playing with this food.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: Uh, it's not.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: So what's this one side this that I guess you
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: can't do without? But thanks dressing?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 6: Dressing, dressing, and it's got to be right. Yeah, dressing
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 6: is not stove. If that's what you're doing, don't don't
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 6: come over here. Marjorie makes the dressing.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 11: So if you got turkey, mac and cheese, greens, yam,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 11: sweep tato.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Dressing, dress, no dressing, there's no way.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 6: There's no way, because I'm looking around the house because
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 6: I don't do no cooking. The only thing I've ever
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 6: cooked and contributed on Thanksgiving was the yams. Okay, because
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 6: I make some, I make the bomb candy.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm doing.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: I commun yours you from marshmallow.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: See right there over to don't come over there with
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: no marsma don't come over there with him whipped. Don't don't.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 6: Don't blend them. I mind coming slices. Oh, okay, slices
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 6: and half slices, don't come in here. Don't don't put
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: it in chunks.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Slices in my family?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: Are you going to make that?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 6: No, my daughter has learned how to do them. Lorie
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 6: does them really well, her grandmama's specialty. But Marjorie, mama
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 6: and Marjorie do all the cooking.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: We have a chef and he from uh, he from uh,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: one of them.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: He good?
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 6: He We got him trained. He made a lot of
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 6: mistakes in the beginning because they don't do things giving
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 6: in South Africa.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: No, you got a turkey from? Yeah? I got two
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: Turkey Now any more questions.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: That's important. We don't got to add that. But why
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: how I did do one time? And he did Thanksgiving
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 6: and one of the biggest mistakes.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: He was a chef.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: What guy he was a chef.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a chef. He didn't understand Thanksgiving. He
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: had a turkey.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: How do you not understand things?
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 9: You know?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: They don't. There wasn't no Pilgrims and all that.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: No we but oh I got you, I got we
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: the only want to do that.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Thanksgiving over here they wide open. It's Thursday.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: Everything, no, no, And it's a one American restaurant over
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: here called Butcher and Steel.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: And the guy that runs and he from Kansas City.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: And a couple of Thanksgivings we've had our Thanksgiving at
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 6: his restaurant because he know how to do it, the dressing,
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 6: the turkey, everything, we've had it there, a couple of
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 6: Thanksgivings Butcher and Still he's a very good guy.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: But it's some people. It's some people that don't need
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: to be involved in Thanksgiving.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: This dude came up man and said, I decided for
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: Thanksgiving you all would enjoy some grilled sea bass.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: I said, but where's the turkey? Excuse me?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no excuse that anything hal some excuse me,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: that's not a Thanksgiving response, I said.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Where's the turkey? Do you know this man did not
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  Speaker 2: fix a turkey?
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  Speaker 11: What so you're you're you're all about tradition. Don't change
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  Speaker 11: the menu for what it.
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  Speaker 2: Only happens year. What is you in here trying stuff?
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  Speaker 2: For you to try stuff? Do it on Halloween somehow,
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  Speaker 2: don't can.
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Do it on uh.
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  Speaker 6: Fourth of July, but we don't have barbecue anyway. Don't
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 6: need to try something on fourth of July Labor Day.
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  Speaker 6: Try it on holiday. Don't mean nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so stick.
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  Speaker 6: Sat Patty's Day. Whatever you want to do Saint Patty's Day.
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  Speaker 6: Feel free, but knock yourself out of you on. Come
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  Speaker 6: in here with green chicken.
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  Speaker 2: Bring it in here. Ain't nobody for eating, but come on,
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  Speaker 2: bring it in.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, y'all talk to God. He would love to hear
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  Speaker 6: from you today. Have a nice holiday, y'all. Don't try
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  Speaker 6: nothing new this Thursday.
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