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Steve Hustle Story, MTH, Mean Things, That's My Jam and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the Millican buck things in its cubbing me true
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  Speaker 1: good it. Steve harm to mother for ste Please, I
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  Speaker 1: don't join joining you doing me. You gotta turn hur
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Then turn the water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your fat it. Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey oh Man
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Man got a radio show, and
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot more to man. God is good to me.
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  Speaker 1: I have no other explanation, if I have no other
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  Speaker 1: explanation of my existence and where I stand in this
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  Speaker 1: thing called life, except if it was not for the
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  Speaker 1: goodness of God Almighty. If it was not for His
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  Speaker 1: grace and his mercy, There's no way I could exist
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  Speaker 1: the way that I do. I would not be who
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  Speaker 1: I am or where I am. I am who I
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  Speaker 1: am and where I am simply because God is who
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  Speaker 1: he is. If it was not for God, I would
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  Speaker 1: have no testimony for you, because I would have failed
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  Speaker 1: every single test plain, pure and simple. I consit here
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  Speaker 1: to day until you flat out that it is purely
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  Speaker 1: because of God's grace and mercy that I exist today
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  Speaker 1: because of His favor. See now, He shows us favor
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  Speaker 1: in life because of a combination of things I've discovered.
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  Speaker 1: And this is not the whole answer to life. I
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  Speaker 1: can assure you as not. But this is a combination
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  Speaker 1: that I've grown to understand better and better, and I
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  Speaker 1: wish I had gotten it earlier in my life. But
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  Speaker 1: here it is. If you take faith and you combine
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  Speaker 1: it with an incredible work ethic, then God has the
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  Speaker 1: greatest opportunities to show you favor. One more time. If
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  Speaker 1: you take faith. I said faith because in the Scripture
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  Speaker 1: it says you can have the faith of a musticy,
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  Speaker 1: the smallest of all sees. If you take faith and
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  Speaker 1: you combine it with an incredible work ethic, it allows
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  Speaker 1: the most opportunities for God to show you favor. That's
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  Speaker 1: the best way I can explain success to you from
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  Speaker 1: my standpoint. It is the combination of faith and work
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  Speaker 1: that produces the most opportunities for God to show you favor.
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  Speaker 1: See a lot of times we want God to bless us,
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  Speaker 1: but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
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  Speaker 1: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But see,
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  Speaker 1: if you had the faith in God that God can
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  Speaker 1: do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
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  Speaker 1: that God will see you through, that that God is
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  Speaker 1: the God you serve as the greatest gift of all
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  Speaker 1: good things. If you kept that faith in tact through
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  Speaker 1: it all, and you produced an incredible work ethic that
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  Speaker 1: allows the most opportunities for God to show you favor. See,
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  Speaker 1: without that what you want God to do? See, you
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  Speaker 1: can have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show
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  Speaker 1: you favor. And you got to do some things man,
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  Speaker 1: that you are uncomfortable doing, or don't feel like doing,
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  Speaker 1: or something that don't have the right payoff right in
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  Speaker 1: front of your face, with the faith that it will
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  Speaker 1: payoff later on. See, too many people are working for
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  Speaker 1: the right now reward, and the right now reward is
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  Speaker 1: not how it works. Sometimes the reward is coming later
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  Speaker 1: on up the road. But the only way you can
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  Speaker 1: know that is if you got to You got to
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  Speaker 1: apply the faith. And see the reason you don't know
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  Speaker 1: that that's coming like that, or you have to have
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  Speaker 1: faith to believe that it is coming. Because faith is
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  Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see. That's what
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  Speaker 1: faith is. Look, man, it's easy to believe in something
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  Speaker 1: you can see. That's it. Ain't ain't nothing? What? What
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  Speaker 1: what that take? You know? You're standing that Let me
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  Speaker 1: give you them. You're standing at the crosswalk with with
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  Speaker 1: a walk sign on it and the sign flashing on
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  Speaker 1: the corner. Don't walk then that the signs say walk.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think your chances are making it across
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  Speaker 1: that street? Is well pretty good because guess what the
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  Speaker 1: signs say walk. You can see the other side. There's
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  Speaker 1: other people in the crosswalk walking, So guess what. You
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  Speaker 1: strike out blindly? It don't take a lot of faith
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  Speaker 1: to get across that street. That's that's That's not why
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you about. I'm talking about the faith,
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  Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see, the faith
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  Speaker 1: that what I'm doing today, I believe in my heart
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  Speaker 1: of heart that God wouldn't bring me this far to
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  Speaker 1: leave me. That God is a true and living God,
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  Speaker 1: that he keeps his promises, that later on there's things
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  Speaker 1: that I'm working towards right now, gonna pay off later on. See,
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  Speaker 1: too many people want to reward right now. They want
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  Speaker 1: to go to work Friday. Get to check Saturday. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we want to work Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Get to
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  Speaker 1: check Friday. If somebody come to you and say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you do this Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, then
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  Speaker 1: you do this Saturday, and come back and do this Monday,
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  Speaker 1: Thusday Friday in the long runny to pay off. And
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  Speaker 1: you say, man, I ain't gonna do all that. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's not the exhibition of faith. If it's the right
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  Speaker 1: thing to do, if it's a good thing to do,
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  Speaker 1: if it's a just thing to do. See, if it's
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  Speaker 1: sin in it, it ain't God. Ain't. Just clear on
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  Speaker 1: up right. You can stop all the wandering. If that's
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  Speaker 1: his voice talking to you, If it's the right thing
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  Speaker 1: to do, If it's sin in it, it's not God
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  Speaker 1: talking to you, kill it you you you can shut
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  Speaker 1: it down. You ain't got to wonder about it. Go
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  Speaker 1: down there in secret venge that ain't God. Go tell
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  Speaker 1: him off when you see him. That ain't God. Anything
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  Speaker 1: that's God's sin in it is not God's voice telling
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  Speaker 1: you to do it, so you can you can kill
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  Speaker 1: that conversation to date. That's how you know. But if
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  Speaker 1: you align yourself up, man, and you and what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing is just and right and correct and pleasing in
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  Speaker 1: the sight of God, it'll pay off for you later on.
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  Speaker 1: And see, here's here's here's the best way I can
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  Speaker 1: tell to it. Here's another one. When you're going somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: when you're when you're on the road to going somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: and you know the somewhere that you're trying to get to.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say you've set a goal or vision for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You know where you want to get to. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: gotta go the idea, and you own your way to
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  Speaker 1: going there. Listen to me when it gets hard, and
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  Speaker 1: it is going to get hard, when it gets difficult,
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  Speaker 1: and it is going to get difficult, when it becomes challenging,
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  Speaker 1: and it is going to become challenging, when it becomes
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  Speaker 1: all three of those things. When it don't look like
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna happen, listen to me. Don't stop and complain
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  Speaker 1: so much. But see, I know he didn't bless me.
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  Speaker 1: But in the middle of it, man, I felt a
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  Speaker 1: little heavy, and you got to be careful when it
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  Speaker 1: gets hard for you, because you'll find yourself complaining. And
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  Speaker 1: when you're complaining, See, what you can't do is you
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  Speaker 1: can't complain so much that you forget that the place
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  Speaker 1: that you're trying to go to, you actually own your
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  Speaker 1: way there still. See, don't get caught up into complaining
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  Speaker 1: and then lose sight of your blessing that's actually happening
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  Speaker 1: it to you? What really, man, of all the times
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  Speaker 1: to register a complaint to God, to sit up and go, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want wanted to ease back into this thing.
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  Speaker 1: Ease back in, man, you in It's it's a tornado
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  Speaker 1: world around you. You ain't got time to ease back in.
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  Speaker 1: You got it going, and jump back in it. It
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. To whom much is given, much
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  Speaker 1: is required. Always appreciate the blessings. Don't get so caught
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  Speaker 1: up into complaints that you lose sight of the blessings. Man,
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  Speaker 1: God got a lot for you in your life, man,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta have them Two things, y'all. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: take that faith and you got to apply a crazy
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  Speaker 1: work ethic to it. And that creates the most opportunities
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  Speaker 1: for God to show your favor. And when God starts
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  Speaker 1: showing your favor, man, all of them seeds you plant,
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  Speaker 1: all of that, all of that wheat you've been sewing,
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  Speaker 1: all of that hard work you've been put in God
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  Speaker 1: to pay it off, and he'll pay it off in
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  Speaker 1: ways that you don't even see coming. Okay, cool, you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: I was born the changement. Oh you're supposed to finish that, man,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, at least give us a by the river.
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  Speaker 1: At least the old Jaya by the river. Who That's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm gonna do. That was good enough for me
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  Speaker 1: because I was born by Rivers Creek down our backyard
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  Speaker 1: is worth for us, Virginia about you don't let us shock?
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  Speaker 1: WHOA just lied the river? Run that morty Shirley, you
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  Speaker 1: just stopped. Can't keep up. That's how I want to
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  Speaker 1: start today. Just iradic behavior, Junior, many going on, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: big dog, it dog. You're in a great mood today, man,
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  Speaker 1: I was just in another one. Yeah j J jes
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  Speaker 1: let me make you man. Just start tell the millennials, though,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta let the millennial millennials know what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: What's happened. See, I'm just busting out, I'm just busting
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  Speaker 1: out hits. Yeah, these are old schools, not busting old
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  Speaker 1: school hits, classics. That just opened up with just gut
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  Speaker 1: ranching sing it. What that wrong? All that all that
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  Speaker 1: boy used to open for me? Oh oh what that
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  Speaker 1: Tina Marian James, Frank, Frank keep being a hallway Frank
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  Speaker 1: hall him? What that damned Frank? Love him and leave him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he would be fire design in the hallway. He would
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  Speaker 1: be walking in the hallway just hitting that note in
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  Speaker 1: that time. That would him in the time. Then sooner
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  Speaker 1: he walked out on timele damn, come on, that's what
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  Speaker 1: they used to do us and abused then late oys,
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  Speaker 1: old you it was past n Wow, you went bad.
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  Speaker 1: You went from Sam Cook to the OJ's Eddie avert girl.
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  Speaker 1: And then you've got your hooks and me yeah no
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  Speaker 1: one never be you bye no you bye, oh baby babe.
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  Speaker 1: All right, oh good, you've got your hooks and me,
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  Speaker 1: well we got right after this you're listening to all right,
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  Speaker 1: it is time for something funny, guys. And you know
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  Speaker 1: people are getting ready for work right now probably and
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  Speaker 1: uh maybe they're making their own lunch. You know people
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  Speaker 1: do that at home. Well, Steve, it turns out that
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  Speaker 1: eighteen percent of people have a admitted to eating someone
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  Speaker 1: else's lunch at the office. One worker's live tweeting of
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  Speaker 1: the mystery of a co worker stolen shrimp fried rice
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  Speaker 1: was retweeted over one hundred and seventy three thousand times. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: uh And while you may think it's funny, and it
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  Speaker 1: is kind of funny, I mean when you think about it, um,
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  Speaker 1: you know, getting away with eating someone else's meal, it
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  Speaker 1: actually could have some serious consequences on the job. People
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  Speaker 1: don't forget stuff like this, and you see these people
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  Speaker 1: every single day. This is according to a human resource expert.
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  Speaker 1: It becomes a trust issue. So Steve, I have to
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  Speaker 1: ask you, I know you did it office lunches novel
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  Speaker 1: in my life, taking somebody's food, because I ain't that way.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know you. Oh so you don't
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  Speaker 1: know what kind of home they have at? How clean?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? Two things I have done I've had mine taken. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've called a person what happened? And I've had I've
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  Speaker 1: seen a person taking a person's lunch. Okay, what happened
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  Speaker 1: when someone took both these is now situations I used
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  Speaker 1: to my advantage. Yeah, and see not you don't want
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  Speaker 1: this out, So now I need a couple of favors
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  Speaker 1: the mom. No, dog, I mean, look, I saw you
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  Speaker 1: because I'm real observing. Y'all know that about me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: extremely observing. So I'm watching this dude steal this dude food.
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  Speaker 1: And the dude food he was stealing is he's deceased.
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  Speaker 1: His name is James Paradise and we worked at General
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  Speaker 1: Lecture and this dude was taking Jared Jane paradig leca
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  Speaker 1: Jaka cook his ass off, and he was just eating
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  Speaker 1: James lunch every night and then and I caught him. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if I tell this to James Parady, dog, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about you've been to get drug out in the parking lot,
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  Speaker 1: and when you come back in, you're gonna need to
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  Speaker 1: show the people that they do your eyes. You know,
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  Speaker 1: like sandwiches. You know James cook ribs, He take his ribs.
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  Speaker 1: You know he made pork shoulders sandwich. You should bring
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  Speaker 1: it in to work for everybody. He stole his pork
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  Speaker 1: shoulder sandwich and James getting upset. So I saw him
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  Speaker 1: take James stalk. It was his young white dude that
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  Speaker 1: was still in the food because he was single, and
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  Speaker 1: you know he wouldn't bring no lunch, had to time
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  Speaker 1: a stupid ass boy. So I told him, I say, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if Jane find out you want taking his lunch, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know what's gonna happen to you? My cheese? Wait
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  Speaker 1: what cheez? Yeah, that's what I need. See. Once I
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  Speaker 1: hit that fear in your voice, then I got your
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  Speaker 1: ass now, because all jeez, it's not a hood turn.
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  Speaker 1: He said. Ah. I said, look hold on, man, this
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  Speaker 1: ain't got gonna wear name right. This can't stay right here.
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  Speaker 1: But i'ma need a couple of favors. Man. Now I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna leave early Wednesday. I need you to cover my
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  Speaker 1: Job's not a problem with me, Steve, it's mister Harvey. Harvey. No,
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  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna put some spec on my name. I
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  Speaker 1: was the original birds many were, So you're gonna put
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  Speaker 1: some speck on my name. And so I had him
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  Speaker 1: cover cover my job like three times for that. Then
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  Speaker 1: I saw a dude, take my luck. This is a
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  Speaker 1: black dude had it just got hired, and he would
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  Speaker 1: hadn't completed his ninety day probation. Now if I report this,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get the job. Oh man, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was mine. Out of hell. Your name
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  Speaker 1: ain't Steve Gregory, it's Gregory. Your name Frederick FREDI st
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  Speaker 1: e v E. Get confused with Frederick, right, So I said,
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  Speaker 1: so Frederick, look here, man, I'm just need a couple
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  Speaker 1: of faus from men. Now I'm gonna come in late.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to punch my time clock when you
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  Speaker 1: get at the gate, punch my time clock from me.
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  Speaker 1: Hit me in. Oh that's that's that's that's not a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Now listen to me. They have a camera aimed at
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  Speaker 1: the time clock, so you gotta put your back to
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  Speaker 1: the camera. So he did it the first time. How
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  Speaker 1: do you know all of this? Come on, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me time Hula. I was never a thug.
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  Speaker 1: Hula Hulam was crime with a purpose with respect to
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  Speaker 1: thugs just out here doing stuff. Thus, crimes with a purpose,
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  Speaker 1: and it was always to better uplift one set yes
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  Speaker 1: at the expensive Yeah, And so that's what I had
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  Speaker 1: him do so I could leave early because of a
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  Speaker 1: little white dude, and I could come in late black
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  Speaker 1: causing Frederick. Wow, So I had been a nice little
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  Speaker 1: set up. Yeah. And then meanwhile at school he was
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  Speaker 1: you know hall passes with the first huzzling. Yeah, y'all
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  Speaker 1: need passes to be late in this hallway? Who name
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  Speaker 1: you put on that there? See? My name was never
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  Speaker 1: on a hall pass. So I ain't no't need you
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  Speaker 1: talking about You got it from Steve because I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no hall pass because I had told her back
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  Speaker 1: off my locker anyway, Yeah, and so I kept my stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I told her back off my locker. I get that.
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  Speaker 1: I had people have the haller bent down and I
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  Speaker 1: put on my step behind. So if you owe my locking,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never had enhing. Oh I okay, So Steve
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  Speaker 1: gave you a hap. How the hell I got hall passed?
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  Speaker 1: I'm in class, not learning to write. I'm here, mister
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  Speaker 1: days in high school two cut days all I ever did. Man. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: but wow, see your life has been incredible, been wonderful,
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  Speaker 1: it really really has really Thank you. And look at
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  Speaker 1: you now? Look at you now? I mean steal hustle?
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  Speaker 1: Are you are you still a hoodler? No? I no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't do crime. I had a little running had
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  Speaker 1: a little running in the kind of thing. Straighten me out.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's the nephew with run that prank
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  Speaker 1: back you're listening to show right now. The nephew is
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  Speaker 1: in the building for today's prank phone called what you
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  Speaker 1: got now your song? Hi, Pete in the pool for
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  Speaker 1: spring break. That's what you're no son, Pete in the pool,
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  Speaker 1: all these kids jumping in out of the pools, all
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  Speaker 1: those spring breaking stopt in the pool, crazy running Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach it. Can you hear me? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Anastasia. This is she? How you doing? Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Glenning the lifeguard over here at the pool here
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  Speaker 1: in the apartment complex. Yes, sir, do you have a
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  Speaker 1: you have a son named Yes, sir? Everything, Uh, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything is fine. I mean a quick question, man, we
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  Speaker 1: got a situation here with what's going on. We're not
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  Speaker 1: we're not gonna be allowed to h to let him
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  Speaker 1: swim here at the pool and the complex anymore. What
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  Speaker 1: we got him from me? Your son? I mean, he
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  Speaker 1: swims in pretty much every every every other day, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm always here seeing him swim. But it seemed like
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  Speaker 1: is you know, We've been trying to figure out who
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  Speaker 1: it is. Your fun keep peeing in the pool, ma'am pool, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it with you. Your son.
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  Speaker 1: We finally narrowed it down. Your son is the one
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  Speaker 1: that's pining in the pool every day, and you know
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  Speaker 1: it's really a bad thing. Uh. We can't continue to
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  Speaker 1: keep letting them come over here. We gotta ban him
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  Speaker 1: from the pool. My son don't pool. We ain't nash
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  Speaker 1: it like this. Did you check that to be a
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: He's gonna say it's my son and in the pool. Well,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: your son is the one to be making faces and stuff,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: and I know that's what he's doing here in their pin.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Your son is the one that's pinned the pool making faces.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: He'd be making faces, so I know here in their
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: pen they got to do. You can be making faces,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: come too something that you're gonna say in the pools
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: he making face. I'm not gonna go last like that.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I teach my kids better than that. He ain't been pool,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Hey lady, I'm not gonna All I'm saying is he
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: can't come over here and swim anymore. He's banned from
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: the pool until we rectify this problem. Now you're not paying.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: When he gonna be in the pool and we don't
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: pool were gonna be, then that's a maine of fact.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm kids to the pool. No, we're gonna rost, man,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna city and go back and forth with
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you all. I'm trying to tell you it was this
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: right here. Your son has been paying in the pool.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: My boss wants me to bear him. If he's not
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: the one, then we will allow him to come back later.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: But right now, with singling people out and your son,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you know, it just seems like he's the one that's
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: doing it. What's your name? Was? My name is Glenn.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I'm Glen the lifeguard. That's who i am. No, what's
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: your real name? Then I'm supposed to be calling me.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta be in this carl of my telling
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: about myself, No, fool, how you everything to give? I'm
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: not at liberty to give my lad's name. The bottom
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: line is we can't hit him in the car hunt
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: in the bottom. What but you don't let me call?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Don't but you can't give me your all them? Nay, okay, listen,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not all. I'm supposed to do is call you
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: and let you know that we're banned in your son
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  Speaker 1: from getting in the pool. Once you're talking about you
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: can't ban my father dreading the life guard. Get a
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: real job, a summer job. Did you got a job?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: And I calling my fall? You said you don't want
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you ain't abody and you can't stop nobody. Who's come
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: next pool? And we're gonna be damn though tomorrow again.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: And if you did do your job and clean that man,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: let me say this to you. If your son comes
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: to the pool tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: snatching your son out of the pool. I'm bless you. Run.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I wish you would because you don't need a lifeguard,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you said, trying out the pool. I wish you would.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: What kind of problem open at ten o'clock, we're gonna
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: be there nine Saturday. You got me up, come about.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: You're gonna snatch my son out of pool? You know?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Mind nobody pool? Yeah? Mine, lady. The problem is what
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: ever heard has been single out all the other kids,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: appointing us and saying he's the one that's doing it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Your son is the one that's being your humble. He's
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: clearing whatever whatever for right now, all I'm asking is
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: is keep your son away from the pool for the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: next two weeks. If we fell, not that, that's not him.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Will allow him to come back. Okay, ain't me. He
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: ain't saying over the pool for two weeks. If he do,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: he's gonna come back and do some motion pool. I'm
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: saving the whole two weeks with it, and go back
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: to that talking about my son to pool. You can
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: tell about his face. You said what you said, he life.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You watch then the pool. You know myself? Fine, you
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: must not know what you're talking to I will be
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: there and that's a model. Me and I don't fight
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: my kids and they don't the pool too. Don't do
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: a little kids go without getting him in the pool.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: over there and bring them in the pool. No, none
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: of your children. I don't give it. And what you say,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: you don't run life. God get rid John, Lady. Listen, lady,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go continue to go back and forth.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: you what I'm done. Okay, one more thing that I'm done.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to say to me. I do have
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: one thing I do need to say to you what
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: you have to say to me. I need to say this.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: This is left you Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: You just got Frank from your homeboard. You Hello, we kid,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: look man, look it up Timmy, doctor man. You WoT
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: to get this k this. Y'all play too much? Yeall
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: know y'all to play too black place for nothing. I'm
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: walking towards now. I thought you was coming to the
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: pool tomorrow. I was coming to the office today they stay.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: It was opening the piecot ill to tell me. I
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: don't call my files by myself in the pool. I
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: was for the common Now take care of them kids, baby.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I got to ask you.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land, the Steve.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: You gonna have to do something about the kids, and
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: we have to do something about you. You know what
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. We gotta do somethingbody. Now. We need that
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: that thing they put in the underwater Leo they head
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: it in that movie, or with the water turn blue
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: and peeing the pool one time they need to use
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the bathroom for they get in the pool. Tommy, that
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: that yeah, Yeah, yeah, I'd like to see that deep
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: blue spot didn't look like the Atlantic Atlantic over there. Everyone,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: you get grown. You gotta get your butt out of
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the food. You gotta get up and get out. Yeah,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: y'all got y'all, y'all you got salt water, you got it,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: the chlorine saltwater. I love. I didn't do the saldn't
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: And I make a love kids that come on my house,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: you need to use bathroom. Yeah, So, how's your CD
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: coming along? I'm gonna get I'm I'm I'm trying to
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: do twenty tracks. That's I got a lot of work
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: to do. I think I told you that my girlfriend,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: her husband listens to your CD every single night. She
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: cannot wait. Every single night. She tells me. Ever see
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: her every two weeks. Every time I see her, she
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: tells me the same thing. And she wants you to
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: hurry up and put out the new CD. Really, she
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: knows all your receive. That's loyal. That's he listens. He
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: just on headphones and all that he has headphones. But
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't ask her all that. She just
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: said he listens. I didn't say, well, what is he listen?
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that I just said, I'll tell Tommy
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: to rush down. All right, We'll have more of the
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the Steve Morning Show. A report by Zillo finds it
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: nearly twenty two and a half percent twenty two point
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: five percent of US millennials, that's age, it's twenty four
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: to thirty six they are living with their mom, which
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: is about twelve million young adults. And why haven't millennials
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: moved out on their own? Well, according to the report,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: twelve percent of them are currently unemployed. Now he got
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: a job. Does he live with you? Yes? He does? Well,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: what do you live with your mom? And you passed millennia?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: What range is that? Well, since he has the most kids,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I think we should defer to Steve on this one. Steve,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: you have some rules for when you live with someone
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: until you get on your feet. Now, this is not
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: for millennial any don't see anybody, Okay, So I don't
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: want to make that I don't want millennials to feel
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: that way. This is for anybody. You've had people stare
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: at your how I had people come live with me, college,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: h college roommates, stuff like that, it's some stuff like that.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: These are Steve Harvey's rules for living with someone until
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you get on your feet. These are dudes and dotes. Okay,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: some things you need to keep in mind. Here's one
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: right here. Your goal every day is to make it
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: seem like you there, but you not that. Yeah, that's
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: your goal. That's when you wake up, get it in
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: your mind, out the bill, but look like because you
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: get asked to me. Now you don't want that. Here's
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: another one. This is very important. Your car h should
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: never block me in I can't want to go out
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: and I go out there and your car in the
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: day where you were in that sleep. Yeah, in fact,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I got news for you. Your car shouldn't even be
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: in front of the house up the street and walk
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: down to where you live, rent free round the corner,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: park at the up the street, at the parking lot,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: at the grocery store. That man. Try to make it
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: look like you've got no car. If you're watching TV
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: in the other room. Yeah, your laugh should not be
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: where I can hear lay down the just good bucketing.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: This should be learned how to laugh like this hit.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Let me show you how you laugh from your other people.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: You can't be enjoying their TV and all. This is
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: how you laugh? What is real funny? That's gonna be
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: hard me out. That's it. I don't give a damn
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: what you want. Here's another one. Don't let me walk
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: in the house and have to tell you to get
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: out of my chair. Ye, you should only sit. I'm
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you the areas you are to sit there,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: kitchen your bad ruler and occasionally in the band. Don't
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: be taking read material in there? What you focus? Focus? Focus,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: stare at the toilet tissue role? How do your business?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Get up, get out, get out? You count little preparation
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: holes on the toilet like that? All right? See this
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: time for today's headlines, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne Tripp,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Thanks guys, and good morning everybody out there. This is answered,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: but the news a horror. In New Zealand, authorities say
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: that there were separate attacks at two mosques in the
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: christ Church area as scores of Muslims attended Friday prayers.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Forty nine people have been killed, dozens of others have
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: been hospitalized, twenty of those in serious condition, and what
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: officials say was a well planned terrorist attack and four
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: suspects three men and one woman have been arrested. They
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: say that one of the attackers actually live stream the
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: carnage on Facebook Live. They've since taken that mess down.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: The police presence has been stepped up at mosques around
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the world today, and one of the suspects describes himself
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: as a twenty year old white Australian and he left
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: an anti immigrant manifesto that was in New Zealand, a
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: GOP dominate. A US Senate yesterday issued a bipartisan rebuke
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: of President Trump's declaration of that national emergency just to
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: get eight billion dollars for the border wall. About a
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: dozen Republicans show their disapproval of the President's declaration, voting
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: with the Democrats. Fifty nine Senators voted against the president
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: compared to forty one who voted with him. The measure
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: already passed in the House, or it now goes to
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: the President where he's expected to veto it, which he
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: says is his right. The legal scholars will say it's
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: totally constitutional, it's very important. It's really a border security vote.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: By the way, opponents is still challenging Trump's border wall
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: in court as well. Meanwhile, an overwhelmingly bipartisan vote again,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: this one yesterday, and the House of Representatives approving a
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: resolution calling for the results of the probe into the
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: possible collusion between Trump's presidential campaign and the Russians. They
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: want that those results made public. A federal law requires
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: a special prosecutor, Robert Muller, to present the Attorney General
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: will even Bar with a confidential report, and then it's
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: up to the Age to decide how much of that
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: report the American people will hear about well. Also, far
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Mulla's probe has resulted in criminal charges against more than
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: thirty individuals and entities, including a number of aids and
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: associates of the president. Trump has continued to describe the
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: investigation as a witch hunt. Former Texas congress and Beat
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: O'Rourke became the latest Democrat to announce his intention to
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: run for president yesterday, a Wark beginning his campaign with
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: a three day tour of Iowa, talking about support for
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: many things, including universal healthcare, dimonds that we receive on
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: the investment that we make in the healthcare of one
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: another will more than pay for the cost of the
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: investment upfront, and Empire's Jessie smallertt pled not guilty yesterday
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: and lying to law enforcement about being a victim of
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: a hate crime and of staging a phony attack. The actor,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: facing sixteen counts of disorderly conduct a smaller is currently
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: free on bail and due back of the court again
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: next month. By the way, outside the court, there were
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: a number of his fans, some wearing Empire T shirts,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: others with his justice name on the T shirt. Finally,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: today is We're all sleep day, And boy do I
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: need a couple of weeks. I need to be in
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: the eyelid theater right now, back to the Steve Harvey
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: here we are. Jay is here to murder another hit,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, the hit murderer himself, Jay Anthony Brown.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: All right, here's my hit for every man who's been
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: annoyed by a breakup. Check it out. Hit it. Wait
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: a minute, the phone's ringing. That's a hello, Hello, Hello,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: it's me. I know who it is. I'm aware. I
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: was wondering the old these years we like and then
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: we already went over We already went over this everything.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: We went over everything. They say the time, But I
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: am um much. Okay, well, you know it's trying to
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: move on. He Hello, I'm here, can you yeah? Second here,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I'm talking on the phone. I'm Californe. Your dream about
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: who are you? Okay? Well that's over. We moved younger,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: we moved on, and it's time to move on. Let
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: it go. I mean you forgoten how it felt before
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: the world fell. Okay, it's such a deal. You know,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: we move on. It's just I forgotten. Can you just
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: let it go? I mean Jesus gad Okay, hello, Hello,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: you don't have to scream. I'm right here. Yeah, you
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: called more than I should report your band. Yeah, I'm okay,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: it's good, I'm old with it. Yes, let it go.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: That's what now? How I'm fine? I mean, what didn't
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: let it go? Adele? Please? It really is answering. I love.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: You must have gotten that um that idea from your
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: own answering service, because when you call Jay and he's
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: not there, yeah, that's what you got. Coming up more
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jay is here
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: with a segment called people who Scare Me? Jay? What
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: that list Steve Tommy Junior. Yall can comment on. This
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: list is a list I put together. People who just
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: frighten me when you see them. They haven't done anything you,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: but you see him. They're scared. People who wear gloves
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: for no reason. Card the other day? Just how do
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: you know it was for no reason? I mean, why
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: do you have? I mean like inside the building and
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: there's a hundred degrees outside. You got a lot of jack.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Here's another one that's give me. Men who have tied backpacks.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: What's in that where you're going? Dog? I got one
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: for you, jake. People that talk to theirselfs while they
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: pumping gay make it just talking. I can do that.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: You got the wrong one, now you ever seen it? One?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: It look like they're talking to two people at one time,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: the back and for Yeah. Are you sure they're not
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: on their phone? Nah? You don't have little hidden device
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: on them at all. You know who scared one? You
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: got one time? Come you scaring me? People that be
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: driving but got them big shades on it. Didn't they
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: go down the side of the face too, und block block.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think they posed to be driving, I really don't.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: You got nervous people who take a lot of medication.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Just stay to just stay popping pills every time. They
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: always taken. What going on? I saw on your nightstand, man,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I got one. Got one. People who rocked back and
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: forth while they're sitting down. Up, yeah they get up.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: People who come on. People who eat their food real slow, right,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: one thing I show my food. I do not swallowing
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: and hug I inhale much. People that don't see nothing
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: wrong with Donald Trump? Scared, nothing very scary. You he's great.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I got one people who dressed they pits up just
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: like them. Oh you still you go to to get
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: the suit and then the dog got a suit too.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I don't that's scary right now, you're right, you're right.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I got anybody you seeing hugging a box, just hugging
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: it like it's got a string around it. And they
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: hugging it real closer to the ship. Yeah yeah up.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: People who don't who don't mind walking outside with no
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: shoes on all the time. Hated dog. The bottom of
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: their feet be so hard that don't make you there.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I got one, stephen you closed up. I got one.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Real people who walk, but when they walk, their arms
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: don't swing back and forth. They're just coming at you
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: like children in the corn are walking over towards me.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: MS ain't swinging at all. Once you got up, people
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: should scare me. That's been sitting there watching their dog
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: for an hour. Lay on that mat. The dog ain't sleep,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: He buses, then lick everything he got. Didn he get up,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: he gonna let him lick him in his mouth. Scary
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: happens every day. Be afraid, but we gotta we gotta
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: go back to your steve. People who think nothing that
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump does. Yeah, all right, coming up, it is
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: the nephew with the frank phone call for today. We'll
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening to show coming
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Get ready for today's strawberry letter.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Of course. Up next, Tommy, what you got? He loved
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: his draws? Oh this, you're right, this is going to
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: be stupid. I the only one ever left, mind, I
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: don't know some people on this shoulder left, they draw.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse you. I ain't never left. Mine had him all
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: back getting out and I came home one league, one league,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: but did yeah? I had one league one time. Oh
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: that's all. Got your jeans on them too, Adam in
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: my pocket? That was hard to explain. Why are your
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: draws in your pocket? I got I got one? Why
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: your drawls around your ankle? Oh? We got to talk
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: about this when we come down. Hello, yes, mister, yes, hey,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: this is the doorman mark your building. Okay, I have
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: a mistress in here who is trying to get buzzed
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: up to your unit? Are you Are you at home
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: right now? Sir? No? No, no, sir, I'm not a
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: who Yeah, he mister, um, let's just say I'm sorry,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you say, mister? And he was? He buzzed up? Supposedly
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: he left some articles in the room or in your
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: unit a couple of days ago, and that was out
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: of count a couple of days ago. What day are
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: we talking about? Uh so? Actually he stad Wednesday, Thursday
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: and Friday. He was there all three days. You guys
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: let him into my apartment for three days. He was
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: in my place, Missip. We an't let anybody in and
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: let someone in the unit allows them to be buzzed up.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: That's the rules here of the building. So we definitely
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: didn't do anything. So who let him in? Who buzzed him? Monday? Sir?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but I'm assuming your wife
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: wants to bust him up. You mean my wife was
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: not there three days ago. She was on a business trip.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: She was not at the apartment three days ago. No, sir,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: your wife was here. I've actually seen your wife come
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: in and out. Okay, to dude is there right now?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: He's downstairs. He's here right now with me, Sir. What
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: did he leave him? Okay, one second, miss hang on?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: What actually leave part? Fair pants and what else? He
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: says he left a pair of pants, an underwear and
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: a toothprush shirt. Sir, still kill hill. He's there right now.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Let me talk to him. Put him on the phone.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Let me talk some guards, you know, and miss coming
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: right now. We're listening to you, and I'll rate the
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: way you're saying. I don't want to put this car
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Mark. If you want to keep your
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: job at the building, you gonna put him on the
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: phone now, is sir? Sorry, missus, he's actually leaving out
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: of the building now he's leave, he's walking out. Should
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: put him on the phone. It's your problem. You got
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: videos to veilings, right, you got video footage. If everybody
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: that comes in and out of the building right, Um, yes, sir,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: but you know, if if nothing occurs, we I think
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: we should have footage that goes back at least two weeks,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: so we should be able to pull some things out
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: for you. Sir. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to get that.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: And I need to hit over to me right now.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I'm at my work email. I need it to day
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: because this is some shall let some my partner and
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: this is it's like, what kind of income poop are you?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: What kind of in before are you? Sir? Missus missus
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: day a second? All right, well, let please hear me out, sir,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: hear me out. I have We haven't just let someone in.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Someone in your unit buzz someone up. We didn't just
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: let anyone up. Now, I know you don't want to
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: hear it, but I'm assuming your wife buzz this guy
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: just turns up. We didn't do that. You shall put
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: up and get me what I asked for and then
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: we're done. Okay. Well, well, you know you're saying I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: have a problem. Maybe you have a problem pleasing your
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: wife and that's why she's buzzing other people up. You
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: go talking to me like that, you're being You're respectful
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: to me as well, sir. No, no, no, no. The
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: disrespectful is you coming and letting people come up to
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: my building that you know now. I haven't let anybody
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: up here. I can't stop your wife from doing what
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: she's doing. You're like, okay, in what you're thinking, it
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: might packing out on me. What you should be saying
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: to your wife. Somebody has gotta dress up all the
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: time and always buzzing somebody up to the room on
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: your guard. That's what you want of me. To the
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: door man, missus? You you you know what. I'm the
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: only round here busting my head kiss dawn. Man. I
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: want you're working right now to pay for that. So
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: they check job where you might be handling you man,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: but other dender you're not. You're not handling your business
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: at home. That's why she keeps buzzing people up. Sir.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: You know what? What the business I'm a handle when
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I get home today is showing my man your your
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: wife has been Sir, You're gonna quit calling me the doorman. Okay?
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: You want woman? What's your mother position? What you do
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: for a living? I'm a doorman, door and thank you, missus.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Door man. By fact I'm gonna stop calling you miss
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: the doorman, because that's giving you too much respect. Okay,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: if you know, if you if you stop calling me
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: from going up to your room, you'll be fine. Who
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: the Tommy Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Your wife got me the prank phone? Call you? You're crazy?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Yea about to get man's cool? Man, You don't know
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: that was going through my head and that she was
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: about to get it, y'a. Always everybody was about the
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: get it. Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, what
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: in the land. Man, gotta be the Steve Harvey Morning
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Something Never I mean you know you know what I'm saying.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you're leading time you get caught up. You know,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: you don't think about until you pull out down. I
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: left my drugs, but you can't go back get home
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: though you cain't undressed in front of nobody. But you
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: ain't got no drums. Don't come home with new drug fit.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: When you start wearing new drugs, new change your behavior.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: We know that's the clue. We know you know about
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: a round your ankles. I was just in the rush
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: to get them on, trying to get back to the house.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, I just had it in one
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: leg in the kitchen, trying to look innocent and look down,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: and it was sticking out under my pants. Oh you
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: should have seen me putting that leg. Okay, so I
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: get the visual. Your draws are down, but your pants
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: is up. Yeah. Yeah, like you got it together and
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: she she was on tied up, Yeah, tied up, draws
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: just sticking out from around You feel that big lump
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: of cloth going down your leg? What color? Team? What color?
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Were they real obvious? Yeah? You know I had these
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: green and yellow ones the Yeah, they were very noticeable.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Where they real obvious? Yeah? My socks? Hear the funny
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: thing the leg that the draws were sticking out of.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a sock on that foot. How do
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: you real? Hated? How did you get out of it?
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: That's what I wanted. Now. I stuck my legs hand
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the stove. I'm telling you, I'm just stuck it on
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: the side of stove, just stood there because I couldn't walk. Yeah,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: because usually there's no room behind. I'm just doing it
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen talking. I was concerned coming up more
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, right now,
• 53:23
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• 53:25
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• 53:31
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• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Is you know it? Buckle up, hold on tight, We
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: got it for you. Here it is the Strawberry Letter subject.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I am so sick of my daughter. There's Stephen Shirley.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of motherhood. Sorry, but I am no longer
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: interested in being a mother. I'm a twenty I am
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: twenty eight years old, and I have a five year
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: old daughter that is disrespectful, obnoxious, and a constant source
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: of embarrassment in public. She is out of control on
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: a daily basis. Beating her behind does not help, and
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know what else to do. I have tried
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: many ways of disciplining her. Reverse psychology and time out
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: don't work on her. I can't seem to get through
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: to her without yelling and arguing. Why am I arguing
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: with a five year old? I recently got divorced, and
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: my daughter and I live with my parents. My child
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: never had a great relationship with her dad because he
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: can't control her either. My parents see that I have
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: no control over her, and they try to stay out
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: of it as much as possible, but it's hard to
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: overlook her behavior. We have been to counseling and the
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: doctor suggested that I put her on medication. I don't
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: want to take that route yet. She will start school
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: soon and I want her to get it together before then.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I don't want her labeled as a problem child or
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: be medicated daily. I do have faith in God, and
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I am hopeful that God will fix it for me.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Help me? There's a lot going
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: on in this letter with a five year old that's disrespectful, obnoxious,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: in a constant source of embarrassment in public. You said
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: you just got divorced. That could be a lot of
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: why she's acting out, because you know she misses her
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: home situation with her dad being there and all of that.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: But I do get what you're saying. A lot of parents,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: every parent gets tired at some point. It is understandable.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: What I don't understand is why after you after your ex.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: You said, your ex husband and even your parents couldn't
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: control her. So why don't you listen to the doctor.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: You took her to a therapist, you took her to counseling,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: and they suggested medication. He's a professional. I'm not discounting
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: the fact you say in your letter that you do
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: have faith in God and you're hopeful that God will
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: fix it for me. Well, of course, there's nothing too
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: hard for God. God can do anything. Nothing is impossible. Yes, absolutely,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: God can fix everything. But please please know that there
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: are people on this earth that are working in their
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: God appointed gifts, their purpose. That means lawyers, that means pastors, teachers, journalists,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: and yes, doctors, okay, doctors. So what should you do?
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: You ask at the end of your letter. I think
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: you should listen to your doctors in this instance. I mean,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: you don't know what's going on with your daughter. She
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: may have some sort of chemical and balance you don't know.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: But the doctor is a professional. If you don't like
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: what he said, get a second opinion, get a third opinion.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: You do want your daughter to go to school and
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: have a productive life and have a great life, so
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: you know she's going to start school soon. Don't just
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: leave this up to chance. Continue this quest to get
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: your get your daughter the help that she so rightfully
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: needs and deserves. Steve, I don't know. I don't know
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: I can talk about this that like this. First of all,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: let me say this, Shirley Strawberry. Yeah, I think that
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: everything you said was absolutely one spot on. I could
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: not have given a most dignified ends. Therefore, I'm not
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: gonna try. So I want to just say before I
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: start talking that everything Shirley Strawberry just said I concur
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: one thousand percent that are professional people that can help
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: with this. You should go to therapy. You should get
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: all them doctors. God la la la la la la
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: la finish. He is the key to this whole thing.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: She is out of control on a daily basis. Beat
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: team hubby behind does not help, and I don't know
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: what else to do. Well, let me introduce you to something.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: See that beaten hubby behind. I bet this five year
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: old has not had an ill. Vera Harvey asked, woman,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: See I've had and it lost. Vera Harvey asked, Whipping
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: that cured all my eels. Every time I produce one
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: hardheadedness talking back. I rolled it. Humh what all that
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: stuff got it? All that got cuted? I only said
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: hump one time. Guess what he lost, Very Harvey did
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: gave me an I lost Very Harvey a whopper. I
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: ain't saying hunting. My mama says, what I'm outside playing, Steve?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: What I was playing basketball? I got caught him soon
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: as I said it. I tried to swallow that basketball,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: the basketball. I tried to push it in my mouth
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: that big I don't. I tried to swallow that damn basketball.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Guess what happened to me? Ill lost Vera Harvey A
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: whipping Yeah, yeah, uh, I ain't say that. Another ass whooping.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Be home when the street light come on? Street light,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: come on. I'm still down the street talking to a
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Janette Hawkins. Another Ill lost Vera Harvey ass. I can't
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: tell you how many times, how many times I've had
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: to take one. So this fact that you have beat
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: your child and it ain't help. I disagree. I disagree. Now,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: all this counselor Shirley want to send you to and
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: all this other stuff, all that's good, but don't write
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: me in talking about a five you old. You can't
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: control how you can't control the five years. Don't you
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: feel eat her? What she stayed? Who bought her clothes?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Who do her hair? M? What if I control all that?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I control you? Timehouse don't work? How about you ain't
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: eating today? Damn what food? Hard to fight when you're humble? Fine,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn it. She is five. She
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: acts like she fought it. She disrespectful. She ain't got
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: no relationship with this woman's father. She disrespecting him, disrespecting her.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: She don't know what to do. She fittning. Send this
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: fool up to school. Now, you gotta teach her fit
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: to deal with this ignorant five year old. Ain't nobody
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: fitting to do all this with this five year old? Five?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Take this thirty year old ass whip, and I'll bet
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: you will be five. Hum. Okay, Steve Real, let's stop
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: it right there and come back with part two. If
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you're in to today's letter the subject I am so
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: sick of my daughter, we'll be back in twenty three
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening to. All right, Steve, here
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: we are part two of the Strawberry Letter for It.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I really don't know how we got a part two.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: You got a five year old that can't nobody control.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: You got a five year old that the mama can't control.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: The daddy of the baby can't controller. The parents see
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: that the baby out of control. They're trying to stay
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: out of it. But the girls behavior crazy. The doctors
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: want to put your baby on medication. You don't want
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: to go there. Well, what can we do instead of medication?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I have told you the lst vera Harvey ash poop
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: and academy hass openings in it. I can share with
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: you the things my mama has done to me that
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: turned me into the man that I am today. So
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: what we have is, Junior, is there's a re enactment.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Junior is the five year old. I wonder why, why
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: why do you ask? Okay, so Shirley, Yeah, you're gonna
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: be the mama. I'm the grandfather. Oh because he lived
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: in my house. So I'm the grandfather. Shirley, You the mama, Junior,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: you the baby. Shirley asked the baby to do so,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: all right, come on in here, sweetie, Breakfast is ready.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Come on in here so we can eat. I ain't humbry,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Look you are hungry. Breakfast is the most important meal.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Of the day. Mama, I'm not hum Hey, who are
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: you raising your hand? That little girl holding wait wait
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait. The boy said he ain't humble.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: It's the girl. I'm not junior for real. Yeah, the
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: baby sounds just like like okay. Take two. All right,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Keisha comes to Chapman. Keisha coming in here in the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: eat breakfast. I ain't Keisha. Breakfast is the most important.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Say I ain't hungry. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, Yeah, let me talk
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: to him. Oh with the baby names, Keisha, h you
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: ain't hungry, I said I would. Okay, cool, I bet
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: you be hungry to morrow. Why why I'm gonna be
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: hungry to morrow because you ain't gonna get a damn
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: thing today. You don't run the food in here. What
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: did you just say to me? You old man, don't
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: run the food in here. We we cook for you,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: We bring your food. You need to sit back. This
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: ain't even your house, Kisha. Know you stop that. You
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: don't talk to your granddad. I talk to him, and
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: you like that? Oh my god? What what? What? Two?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: It's a couple of things you don't know. First of all,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I make all the money in this house. And that's real.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: That's playing in this skit and in real life. You
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: understand that town. Now what I'm trying to tell you,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: little Keisha, if you want to continue to grow any taller,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: you're gonna watch your mouth and get respectful of your
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: mama out and bought everything in this house. You ain't
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: getting another damn bite to eat till tomorrow. Well, I
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: tell you what, it might not be that long because
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be here. What Keisha, don't talk to
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: your papa like that and take your hands off your head.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't gotta do nothing. You tell me. This is
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: what I want to do. Keisha, I am your mother.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Talk to me. That's under speculation. We ain't show about that.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: I carried you for nine months. You are mine. I
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: ain't seen it. What, Daddy, You're gonna just stand there
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: and let her talk to me like this? No, I'm
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: not let me madge something shitty? Yes, Daddy, No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just asking, Yes, Daddy, I need your present permission. What
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  Speaker 1: is it? Daddy just asked me and I stop. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna end up going to jail. Well, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what that may be very well. The case, I may
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  Speaker 1: go to jail, but I bet your ass gonna be
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  Speaker 1: real respectful for our go dad. You know we've tried
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  Speaker 1: whipping her behind nothing worse, no, no, no, see, I
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  Speaker 1: was listening to the radio show. Yes, Steve said, daddy, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: we need to take him, this little evil health for
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  Speaker 1: Keisha to their lost, very hardy ass whipping the cattle.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. What is that? Oh? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm know you ain't see that's why you're talking back
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  Speaker 1: to everybody. Because your mama been putting you in time
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  Speaker 1: out and spank you. But you ain't never had what
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  Speaker 1: you really needed because because daddy, I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: raise her like you know we were raised. I just
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: wanted to try something new. Well you see what you
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: got you don't you? Yes? I didn't want to beat
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  Speaker 1: her and I got you you doing once? Kisha? You
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: stop that right had five ain't got nothing to TWERKU.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do what I wanted. Why behind you? Because
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe in beating her. Miss Carr Sherley, You're
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: gonna have to take matt Okay, don't beat the baby.
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  Speaker 1: Let let me Keisha. Hi, Kisha, you know what I'm
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: gonna do no serious of things. This is what you
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  Speaker 1: ain't heard rule number one. If the vir Harvey ask
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  Speaker 1: hoping a cat me, do you want to get slapped into?
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  Speaker 1: Next week? We booked me for thirsty. That's the same,
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  Speaker 1: ain't Tommy said? And I'm glad you bought it up
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: because your aunt's gonna wake up to fry. You stopped
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  Speaker 1: that twerking. You stopped that? Where'd you learn that? Or
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: from you? I've learned from watching you. Okay, here we go, Shirley, Yes, daddy,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: let me talk to a Keisha huh No. Item number
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  Speaker 1: two at the las Via Harvey a whooping Academy? You
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  Speaker 1: ready for this? What is you're about to get a
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  Speaker 1: not snatched in you? M Oh, I ain't never heard
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  Speaker 1: of I know you ain't see all this is stuff?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Are not? It's when I jerk you so hard, you
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: standing there looking like a presser. I like my mama,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: just pen me this now. I know you like your
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: mama did. But were you going to the Harvey Whooping Academy?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Now we snatch and knock, send people right here and
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: we send the kids off in the next week. Did
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: they tork at the l Verry Harvest? If you want to,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get your ass bone broke. We gotta get
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  Speaker 1: out of here. Listen, Email us or instagram us your
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  Speaker 1: at My Girls Shirley. Coming up more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Jay is here with another one of his
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: crazy segments. This one's called mean things you can say
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  Speaker 1: to kids? Know what, Jake, ain't nobody fitting to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do it. You ain't never done it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that. I'm fitna go. I'm hosting a
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  Speaker 1: little big shots got no shut up. Yeah, there's that
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  Speaker 1: because I didn't care for you don't want none of this?
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  Speaker 1: I mean you want to. No, I'm not gonna y'all
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  Speaker 1: do it. Don't have it. Old Jake ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with this. Tommy, you let me on this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm wich these are mean things. So he's not hurtful things.
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  Speaker 1: I would never heard a job. I don't think by
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  Speaker 1: saying me. It's just just I'm not gonna just cause
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  Speaker 1: physical harm to the little purse. Just tough love. But
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: if you do some of these things. It's just just
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: to see that look on their faith, especially if they're
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: really small, act like they're invisible. When you can't see him,
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  Speaker 1: you go, I go hear me. Look, hey, hey, billy,
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  Speaker 1: hear me. Billy, where are you? Hear me? Reilly? Where
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  Speaker 1: you go hear me? I was like, damn it, you
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  Speaker 1: see me? Oh? I got it so much fun, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: take him to take him to the park. Put him
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: on that merry go round spin. It is fashion. I'm
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: talking about. What is it? Just kicking and stroke a
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  Speaker 1: high speed when days go stop, stop, everybody getting the car.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to McDonald We're going to have me hit
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  Speaker 1: and keep driving passing. They can sit. Oh, we can't
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  Speaker 1: go to that one. We're going to one down the street.
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  Speaker 1: One right now, A little fun down the street. This
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  Speaker 1: this Thanksgiving when Thanksgiving come? Man, you one that's by
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  Speaker 1: five years old and whispering is ear That ain't your
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  Speaker 1: dad never told right before he said that little table
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  Speaker 1: that's so fun because he don't want to eat. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what I've done. This pillar kid go hide
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: in the cloth. I when they're getting that lean on
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: the it's not bodily harmed. You would never got it
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: going right here, right before going to sleep. This is
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  Speaker 1: what I heard. Now, I'm just telling you to so
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  Speaker 1: you can sleep comfortable. I just want you to be
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: comfortable on the night. But I'm giving you this information.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: You gotta say it like this the bookman Net, he's coming,
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  Speaker 1: took this all night. Leap tight. Don't let him get you.
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  Speaker 1: I got a good go ahead. You go home with
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: a dog, lee straight and lovely. She said, I bought
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: you a body. But he got away at right away.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how I had him. Just as we
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  Speaker 1: pulled up, he jumped that time ran away. I know
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  Speaker 1: this is not right. Okay, here go one. Put him
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  Speaker 1: on that swing set and swing them as high scary
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, when you drew the line a little
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  Speaker 1: while ago. Now, I got a little one to take
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  Speaker 1: them to the ice cream. Let them get what is
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: ice get? Three scoops is always good? Yeah, I want
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: jiggling Manila and I won't growberry and just a day
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  Speaker 1: walking bump them so and fall on the ground. They
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  Speaker 1: see the little faith and you a lone of money.
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  Speaker 1: We can't go back. We can't go back, man, That
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  Speaker 1: is if I'll tell you what Jake, if you got
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  Speaker 1: a six or seven. I don't even know why I
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  Speaker 1: got it, but I'm in the You gotta when they
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  Speaker 1: have breathle make some pack, get some pa, but put
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  Speaker 1: hot salt up under the serve. You won't believe the looking.
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  Speaker 1: They not a lot because you don't want to hurt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but when they feel like when out that serruve is
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  Speaker 1: not sweet? Okay, here here on d simber de simbo. First,
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  Speaker 1: uh huh. Sit them down and say, listen, Santa ain't
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  Speaker 1: coming this year because we ain't paid the Russia US.
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  Speaker 1: I got one to go out with it one. Tell
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  Speaker 1: them the TV completely off and tell them hardtoons ain't
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  Speaker 1: coming home today. They don't have them no more. We
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  Speaker 1: can't get can't get car TV, don't even get cartoons
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  Speaker 1: nor more. I'm sorry. I wish you could. Wish we
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: could get something happened, but we can't get can't get
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  Speaker 1: number football. Really, Steve, I'm not doing. We'll be watching
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: little big Shots now, we will, all right, more of
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: this you're listening Steve Show. All right, guys, it is
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: time for something funny. I know you got it. I
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  Speaker 1: know I'm ready. Man, I was listening to l some
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  Speaker 1: old LTD Steve Man boy, who you know you fo me?
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  Speaker 1: I forgot how bad they were man, bad dog dog.
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  Speaker 1: Oh your feeling fair, your touch, your touch has grown
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  Speaker 1: cold seeing someone else controls your very soul. I'm fooled,
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  Speaker 1: down hearted. As long as I can, I can feel
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  Speaker 1: the present or another man taking my feet. You would
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  Speaker 1: stay just to watch me do drift away from lives
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  Speaker 1: with the can't stop the hurting, leaving on the run,
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  Speaker 1: taking awful grahamy like you, the only one I know why.
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  Speaker 1: I can turn anything, be prepared any time to carry
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  Speaker 1: all so minute by minute by minute by I keep
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  Speaker 1: holding on man who else? Somebody? Oh James Shure anyway, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: just say it man, sag blas show baby begins, So
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  Speaker 1: let us side meeting. Pass it by Gavi to make
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  Speaker 1: you cry. See the man with the bru huh You
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  Speaker 1: see that he is sad, Oh so sad, so bad,
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  Speaker 1: so bad, so bad. Come on, Shirley, oh intruders. I
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  Speaker 1: always Mamma, She's my favorite girl. Only get one, you
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  Speaker 1: only get one. Yeah, I always love my Mama. She
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  Speaker 1: brought me in this world they talk about my mama.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, I want to know your name? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Who stay one old over bab man, I really want
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  Speaker 1: to be with you about waiting got verse two? Come
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  Speaker 1: remember me, Benbauch. I know if you don't you another? Nope,
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  Speaker 1: if another, that's the way you go. Don love thing
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  Speaker 1: a down name now with down name now taking the
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  Speaker 1: right Carol Melbourne and the Blue Nose. Come on see,
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  Speaker 1: Oh lord, you don't know me by now you know me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in here all the things. Yeah, it is that
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  Speaker 1: we've been really thrue baby, I've gotten mine and woman,
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  Speaker 1: you know you got your shoe? Boy? What about this
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  Speaker 1: right here? Oh the greatest? Yes, miss miss you, miss you,
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  Speaker 1: miss you, miss you, miss you baby. That's Harold Melvin. Girl,
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  Speaker 1: I shoot the body that I just can't live without you.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I'm confessing my love to you. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: Who else? Who else? You didn't do the dramatics? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: right now you gave you roll it all nobody knows.
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  Speaker 1: And he wasn't true. He tried and listen to this
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  Speaker 1: sweeter than you never sweet up my shot set him
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  Speaker 1: on the wacos chain. Always know what the girl could
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  Speaker 1: never So now he's trying hard to get you back.
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  Speaker 1: But you know the fool's hearts maid of cellphone, you
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  Speaker 1: can see through that when he had your loves and
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  Speaker 1: the palms of his hand, he just wasn't sent this mad.
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  Speaker 1: I show him jobbed and con I'm that he hand
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  Speaker 1: that have another go right that by yourself. Oh, let's
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  Speaker 1: give a toe, give to give her toes to the
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  Speaker 1: food who lets you go? Who lets you go? You
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  Speaker 1: can't hurt you no more no no no to the
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  Speaker 1: fo to the food who lets you go? Who lets
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  Speaker 1: you go? Now we're together. He can't at your no.
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  Speaker 1: Let's have another one. Ye. Make you drive that music,
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  Speaker 1: make you drive across country when you got good music,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you it'll make you drive a cross
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  Speaker 1: cut your or reason. Yes, listen, that's what we gotta
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  Speaker 1: keep that in the show that's coming up. More of
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette. Jay, comedy roulette. It's very simple. Give
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  Speaker 1: us five subject. Put him on the wheel, been the wheel,
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  Speaker 1: whiched up, would do the damn thing. It's number one.
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  Speaker 1: Your mama's show. Got a lot of uncles. Yeah, number two,
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  Speaker 1: you know why you didn't graduate. Number three, Just because
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  Speaker 1: I like to take a break, don't mean I'm an alcoholic. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Number four, you didn't quit. They fired you behind. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't quit. They fired your behind. Number five, You
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  Speaker 1: ain't the only one going through something. Yeah him, good, mama, Mama,
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  Speaker 1: she's strong, all right. Okay, it landed on You didn't
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  Speaker 1: quit their damn well, you didn't quit that good a job.
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  Speaker 1: Don't nobody quit a job at the post off? They
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: fired you. I saw police escort drive your ass. Don't
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: nobody quit what the police escort? You's fired from that job?
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  Speaker 1: When you got junior, I'll tell you what you know
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: they got fired. When you hear a righteous speech, when
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: you hear a righteous being, let's talk about. You know
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: what what I refused to do, my brother is I
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: refused to work for the white man. I'm not gonna
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: be in there now. You didn't quit, they fired You.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: Tell me when you show up at the job with
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: your key card and it don't work, don't you just
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  Speaker 1: keep swiping it and swiping You didn't Yeah, you got five?
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  Speaker 1: Ye you're sitting down the Starbucks with your laptop open
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  Speaker 1: all damn day, you on your fourth grand day. There's
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  Speaker 1: so many people that came in there, people that went
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: to work and got off working. The student you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about out and quit because you know, I'm trying to
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: find myself at the Starbucks. Don't let me do something
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  Speaker 1: when you use the phrase see I don't go over
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: them money because they tripping over there, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: with it tripping. They tripping over them, and they tripped
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  Speaker 1: on me, and then I'm tripped on the wrong person.
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  Speaker 1: The fi. I tell you what. When you walking the
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  Speaker 1: barber shop on a Wednesday and see Curtis in there
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  Speaker 1: was a flip flops. You got flip flops on it
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: on a Wednesday? Dog do why you ain't that work? Curtains?
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  Speaker 1: Why you hire? You gonna come in here? Till said,
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  Speaker 1: oh doscie, man, I was they tripping over that dome?
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  Speaker 1: I called it? They fired. When you get to working,
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  Speaker 1: everybody whispering and looking at you from over they kill
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  Speaker 1: me and just keep whispering, and somebody just come by
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  Speaker 1: and say, man, it's gonna be all right. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: you didn't get fired. You down after? Why playing ball?
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  Speaker 1: At all the lunch time. Yeah, she ain't man, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't working now? Man? They racist, they down racist dog
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  Speaker 1: Racism has existed since we got here. It ain't just
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  Speaker 1: start on your job. Somebody don't like black people to
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  Speaker 1: get out of here? All right? More of this crazy
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: is the ignorant show Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. A report by
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  Speaker 1: Zillo finds it nearly twenty two and a half percent
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: twenty two point five percent of you as millennials. That's age,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: it's twenty four to thirty six. They are living with
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  Speaker 1: their mom, which is about twelve million young adults. And
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: why haven't millennials moved out on their own? Well, according
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: to the report, twelve percent of them are currently unemployed.
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  Speaker 1: Now he got a job. Does he live with you? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: He does? Well, what do you live with your mom?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: And you pass Millennis? What range is that? Well, since
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: he has the most kids, I think we should defer
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: to Steve on this one. Steve, you have some rules
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  Speaker 1: for when you live with someone until you get on
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: your feet. Now, this is not for millennials any anybody. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I don't want to make that I don't want
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: millennials or field that way. This is forbody. You've had
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: people stay at your how I had people come live
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: with mellege college roommates and stuff like that. It's some stuff. Now,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: these are Steve Harvey's rules for living with someone until
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: you get on your feet. These are dudes and don'ts.
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  Speaker 1: Some things you need to keep in mind. Here's one
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  Speaker 1: right here. Your goal every day is to make it
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: seem like you there, but you not that. Yeah, that's
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: your goal. That's when you wake up get it in
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  Speaker 1: your mind him, but look like I ain't because you
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: get asked to me you don't want that. Here's another one.
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  Speaker 1: This is very important. Your car should never block me
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  Speaker 1: in what I know, I can't want to go out
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  Speaker 1: and I go out there and your car in the
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  Speaker 1: day where you in that sleep. Yeah, in fact, I
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  Speaker 1: got news for you. Your car shouldn't even be in
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  Speaker 1: front of the house up the street and walk down
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: to where you live, rent free round the corner, park
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: at the up the street, at the parking lot, at
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: the grocery store. That man. Try to make it look
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: like you ain't even got no car. If you're watching
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: TV in the other room, Yeah, your laugh should not
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: be where I can hear, but I lay down. Just
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: good bucket. This should be your learn how to laugh
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: like this. Let me show you how you laugh from
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: your people. You can't be enjoying their TV and all.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: This is how you let what it is real funny.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be hard. Yeah, Steve, put me out. I
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn what you want. Here's another one.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Don't let me walk in the house and have to
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: tell you to get out of my chair. Yeah, you
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: should only sit. I'm gonna tell you the areas you
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: want to sit here, kitchen, your bed room, and occasionally
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: in the band. Don't be taking read material in there.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: What you focus? Focus? Focus? All right? Tub When we
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: come back, last break of the day and Steve's closing remarks,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: you don't want to miss him. We'll be back at
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  Speaker 1: forty nine after you're listening. All right, Steve, Here we
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  Speaker 1: are back, last break of the day, and you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: leave us with some closing remarks. Yeah, you know. I
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  Speaker 1: want to share something with you that I came across
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  Speaker 1: when I was meditating. Me and a friend of mine,
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  Speaker 1: Bishop Gettis, down in the Carolinas, who I met on
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  Speaker 1: my talk show one time. We formed a relationship. Very
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  Speaker 1: very helpful. Bishop gettys he sends me inspiration all the time.
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  Speaker 1: He just I mean, just a good dude man, just
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  Speaker 1: care about me. He always sends me something timely. And
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  Speaker 1: one of the things he sent me I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: about on the when I was meditating this summer, and
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  Speaker 1: it's something that I'm guilty of even myself. And I
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  Speaker 1: was explaining it to a couple of people that work
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  Speaker 1: around him, and they would come on, you say that
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  Speaker 1: you feel that way. Yeah, man, it's all relative. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how you think my life is the
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  Speaker 1: fact that I might be still short in myself is
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  Speaker 1: a very very real reality. And there is a possibility
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  Speaker 1: moving forward that you could also be short in your
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  Speaker 1: life for what it could truly be. Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: thought about that you could be making one mistake that's
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  Speaker 1: cutting you off from the life that you could really have.
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  Speaker 1: You're actually short circuit in your blessings because of a
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  Speaker 1: very simple thing that we do. And I'm guilty of
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  Speaker 1: this myself. And I had to catch myself this summer
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  Speaker 1: and one of the things I came away with I said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I got to dream bigger. I have got to dream
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  Speaker 1: bigger because I've exposed myself with people who have so
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  Speaker 1: much more. Now, do you need so much more? No?
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  Speaker 1: But God said he will give you the desires of
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  Speaker 1: your heart. He'll even put some stuff on your heart
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  Speaker 1: to desire. You ain't even know what's really there, but
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  Speaker 1: he wants you to see that too. So look, I'm
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  Speaker 1: out of the need business. I just need him. He's
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  Speaker 1: all I need. Of course, I need love and people
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  Speaker 1: that care about me and friendship. I'm not saying I
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  Speaker 1: don't need nothing, But as far as material stuff, I
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  Speaker 1: don't need anything. It's just stuff I want. But it's
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  Speaker 1: nothing wrong we want anymore as long as you're grateful
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  Speaker 1: for where you at. But here's what happens, and it
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  Speaker 1: happens to me, and it may be happening to you.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't want you to shortcircuit your blessings. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to knock yourself out of something that
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  Speaker 1: you could have. Listen to me, don't downgrade your dream
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  Speaker 1: just to fit your reality. I'm gonna repeat that, but
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  Speaker 1: I got some or don't downgrade your dream just to
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  Speaker 1: fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny.
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  Speaker 1: One more time, y'all listen to this. This is so good. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Don't downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade
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  Speaker 1: your conviction to match your destiny. Oh man, this is
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  Speaker 1: so good. Do you know how many times we reshape
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  Speaker 1: what we want based on where we're at right now?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many times you've bought a car
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  Speaker 1: based on how much you made? Well, now you saying, well,
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  Speaker 1: of course, Steve, you got to fit it in the budget.
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  Speaker 1: But hold up, though, but did you really want something else?
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  Speaker 1: Did you really see yourself driving a different model, the
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  Speaker 1: upscale model. Did you see you with that car but
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  Speaker 1: it was fully loaded? I'm just saying, well, you know
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  Speaker 1: what you shouldn't do. You shouldn't downgrade your dream just
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  Speaker 1: to fit your reality. See so you make a purchase
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  Speaker 1: based on where you're at right now, when if you
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  Speaker 1: kept the faith continue to work. Do you know that God,
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  Speaker 1: there's a strong possibility that he was gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: the car your dream. But you quit operating on faith,
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  Speaker 1: you started functioning on your reality, and so you end
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  Speaker 1: up blocking what God could do for you because you
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  Speaker 1: made a move too fast based on where you were
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  Speaker 1: with what you should have did you should have buckled
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  Speaker 1: down and upgraded your conviction, got most serious about it,
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  Speaker 1: got more funky with it, got a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: determined to get what you saw in your dreams and
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  Speaker 1: your visions. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny because
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  Speaker 1: where God gonna take you and what it really got
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  Speaker 1: for you, you gotta get your conviction to match that.
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  Speaker 1: Stop knocking your dreams down because it don't and fitting
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  Speaker 1: it into your reality. To date, you gotta try something
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  Speaker 1: else because I had to force myself to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I got to upgrade my conviction to match your destiny.
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  Speaker 1: God has a bigger life for me, and that I
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  Speaker 1: know for sure. And many of you feel the same way.
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  Speaker 1: You keep saying, Man, there's got to be more than
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  Speaker 1: my life than this. Man, I really see God working
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  Speaker 1: on my behalf. Just gotta hang in there. You just
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  Speaker 1: gotta hanging there. Man. Now, you gotta keep working, but
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  Speaker 1: you got to hang in there. When I say hanging there,
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  Speaker 1: do not lose faith. That's the hanging in now I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Don't give up because it didn't got funky
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  Speaker 1: for you. Hanging there, be strong. Don't downgrade your dream
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  Speaker 1: just to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match
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  Speaker 1: your destined Those are my clothesing removed? Well, you better
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  Speaker 1: drop the mic on that one for real though? Did
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  Speaker 1: he fall? No? He drops? Okay, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how the mic on lane? Yeah, I have
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  Speaker 1: learned that I really did. I was making this mistake, man,
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  Speaker 1: All right, take us home, Steve, y'all have a great week.
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