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The Jayhawks, Denzel's Message, No Adult Supervision, Cooking Oil and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things, and it's too good together to please.
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  Speaker 1: I don't join me. You turn, you gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. You got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come, come on your thing, huh.
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  Speaker 1: I shall well a good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on dig me now one it only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harley got a radio show. I was talking with
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  Speaker 1: my wife and she said something her father always used
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  Speaker 1: to tell her, just because you can do something don't
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  Speaker 1: mean you should do it. I can't tell you how
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  Speaker 1: many times I've had to learn that in my life.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just because you can do something does not
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  Speaker 1: necessarily mean you should do it. I could tell people
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  Speaker 1: off oftentimes, but it don't mean I should do it.
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  Speaker 1: I could go here and set the record straight a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times, but it don't mean I should do it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I've learned a lot in that lesson, folks, And because
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  Speaker 1: I have a relationship with my creator, what it's done
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  Speaker 1: is it's allowed me to learn even more how to
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  Speaker 1: stay still on a lot of issues. That's troubling me.
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  Speaker 1: I've learned it the hard way. I do want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand that that sometimes it's better to be still.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's better to just let God handle a situation. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's hard to say because we think as people,
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  Speaker 1: but if I do this, I would feel better. If
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  Speaker 1: I do this now, they're feel how I feel. See,
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  Speaker 1: But that's not always the best way though. I found
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  Speaker 1: in my life. Sometimes you gotta like old people used
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  Speaker 1: to say, you gotta let go and let God. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something, man, I learned a lot from
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  Speaker 1: my mother being a Sunday school teacher. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: at the same time, when she was when I was young,
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  Speaker 1: I thought she was just an old, old person just
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  Speaker 1: talking to me. I didn't get it. You know how
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  Speaker 1: your parents used to talk to you and you didn't
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  Speaker 1: get it, and they used to always say, well wait
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  Speaker 1: till you have your own kids. You would get it
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  Speaker 1: then and showing off you got it then. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the same way. I'm no different. You know. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have no different life than you. You know, don't have
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  Speaker 1: no different upbringing than you. I don't have no different
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  Speaker 1: ways that I can live and you can't. You know
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  Speaker 1: that I gotta live by the same laws of the land.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta live a boy, I gotta obey the principles
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  Speaker 1: of success. If I want to be successful. I got
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  Speaker 1: a bamp and you know, and if I want to
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  Speaker 1: go to heaven, I gotta do what God tell me
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  Speaker 1: to do as many times as I can. Now, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get it at all, right, but he understand that,
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  Speaker 1: and I just get on with the best I can.
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  Speaker 1: But so many times, man, we get stuck right theamn
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  Speaker 1: man worrying about you know, how it's gonna come across
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  Speaker 1: and what you know, I'm you know, I'm kind of
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  Speaker 1: going around here because I'm trying to find a way
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  Speaker 1: to tell you this that you won't get twisted. The
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  Speaker 1: bottom line, you gotta let go and let God. You
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  Speaker 1: have to allow him to do it his way. See,
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  Speaker 1: I thought myself to a certain point, but to go further,
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  Speaker 1: I had to let God have it. I found out
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't all that good a driver. I found out
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't all that good of all explore with a map.
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  Speaker 1: So I had to let go. I had to let God.
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  Speaker 1: And you gotta understand that God works in mysterious ways.
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  Speaker 1: How often had. I thought it was over for me.
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  Speaker 1: But what God was doing was he was teaching me
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  Speaker 1: a lesson. He was showing me something that I needed
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  Speaker 1: to know. He was allowing me to experience something. But
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  Speaker 1: he didn't let me go under. You know how they
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  Speaker 1: say God had never put more on you than you
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  Speaker 1: can baar, He won't let you go under you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the scripture that Bishop Olmer taught me when
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  Speaker 1: I was going through that traumatic thing on the internet. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it was really really man trying to destroy what I
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  Speaker 1: had worked for and my family and this new life
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  Speaker 1: to God had presented me. And the devil is busy.
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  Speaker 1: The devil don't like to see you happy. So here
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  Speaker 1: he comes. He puts you under attack, and here comes
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  Speaker 1: internet and everything, and my kids are suffering, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: here comes God. Though see, God don't put more on
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  Speaker 1: you than you can bad. Bishop Almah sent me a scripture.
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  Speaker 1: He sent me Isaiah forty three one and two. And
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  Speaker 1: then that scripture it says to the effect that you
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  Speaker 1: can walk through the water of the rivers and the
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  Speaker 1: water won't overcome you. But then it said you can
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  Speaker 1: walk through the fire and you will not get burned
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  Speaker 1: nor will kindling set upon your clothing. I learned something
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  Speaker 1: very valuable that day. See, God sent me through something,
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  Speaker 1: but he was showing me something too. Now he didn't
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  Speaker 1: do it. God didn't bring that calamity into my life
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  Speaker 1: because in Isaiah fifty four seventeen it says clearly that
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  Speaker 1: if anyone comes against you, it will not be my doing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is what he promised you. When people come for you,
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  Speaker 1: don't seeing. This is what I learned. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: have no fear of the people coming anymore because I
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  Speaker 1: learned that. But God had to send me through a
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  Speaker 1: traumatic experience in order for me to learn that. You
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  Speaker 1: can't have a testimony without a test You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm staying. You can't learn nothing without a lesson. So
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  Speaker 1: what he did was he allowed that internet thing crossed
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  Speaker 1: into my life, but he taught me something. And Isaiah
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  Speaker 1: forty three one and two was and you could walk
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  Speaker 1: through the fire and not get burned, nor wi kindling
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  Speaker 1: set upon your clothing. So what that said to me was,
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  Speaker 1: even though you trying to do me and it's fire
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  Speaker 1: all around me, I won't burn. But when it's over,
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  Speaker 1: kindlin won't set upon your clothing. What that showed me
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  Speaker 1: was not only would I walk through the fine not
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  Speaker 1: get burned, but there would be no signs that I
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  Speaker 1: was ever in the fire. There's no signs of it.
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  Speaker 1: But now hold up, though, now he go apart, though
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  Speaker 1: that I had to learn, even though you can walk
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  Speaker 1: through the fire, y'all, and even though you're being flames
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  Speaker 1: and scorching all around you, if you trust him, he
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna let you burn. But now hear what he
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  Speaker 1: did not say. Though he did not say that it
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  Speaker 1: was not going to be uncomfortably hot, wickedly hot in there,
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  Speaker 1: He can't say that. He just said you won't burn,
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  Speaker 1: and when it's over, it won't be no signs that
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  Speaker 1: you was in the fire. See what happened to me
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  Speaker 1: was after they tried to destroy me, let me show
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  Speaker 1: you what God did from it. Not only did they
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  Speaker 1: not accomplish what they set out to do, but when
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  Speaker 1: they was through with me, though, when they was through
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  Speaker 1: throwing the gas and throwing the fire, throwing their hate
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  Speaker 1: and writing it in line, and creating all these names
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  Speaker 1: for themselves so it could look like more people was hating.
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  Speaker 1: When they got through with all that, man, look what
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  Speaker 1: he did to me look what he did fun me
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  Speaker 1: because he taught me something that day, and I'm sharing
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  Speaker 1: it with you because God will do the same thing
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  Speaker 1: for you. But you gotta trust him though. You got
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  Speaker 1: to get in there and you got to let him
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  Speaker 1: do it. You gotta let him handle it. So, just
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  Speaker 1: like Pop Bridges taught my wife Margie, just because you
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  Speaker 1: can do something, don't mean y'all to do something. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you could go down there and straighten the mouth. But
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  Speaker 1: should you though, Yeah, you can go down there and
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  Speaker 1: tell them all. Yeah, you can go down stand up
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  Speaker 1: and make sure they know it's your voice that they're hearing.
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  Speaker 1: And you can get in their face and make a scene.
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  Speaker 1: But should you though, or should you let go and
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  Speaker 1: let God? So before we run all out in the
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  Speaker 1: streets and somebody go out there and do something crazy,
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  Speaker 1: let's hold tight. Now. I'm not saying don't go out there,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta watch who you go out there with.
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  Speaker 1: But you can go down there with peace in your heart.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody deside I'm gonna throw a brick through here and
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  Speaker 1: bust a wonder. Hold up, partner, hold on thing what
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  Speaker 1: we're down here doing. So see, sometimes man, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: let go and you gotta let God. You gotta let
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  Speaker 1: God have a situation sometimes and you get it in
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  Speaker 1: and do the things that He tells you to do.
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  Speaker 1: See Bishop woman and taught me a lot. He had
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  Speaker 1: another book out and he said, you know, knowing God's
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  Speaker 1: Voice or something like that. I'm not sure the title,
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  Speaker 1: but I never really knew the definition of how do
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  Speaker 1: you know as God's voice talking to you? Well, he
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  Speaker 1: clearly made a statement. God's voice has no sin in it.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever you're talking about I'm gonna go, I'm gonna show him,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him back. If it's sin in it,
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  Speaker 1: God ain't in it. See thats you now, God's voice
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  Speaker 1: has no sin in it. So when you say God
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  Speaker 1: told me, be careful because God ain't never told you
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  Speaker 1: to go do nothing wrong, that ain't what he told you.
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  Speaker 1: And I learned that too. It's a lot. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: just sharing to day. I hope it helps somebody today
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  Speaker 1: get through a difficult time because the show has helped me.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some news for you. I've
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  Speaker 1: given you this news before, but it gives me such
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  Speaker 1: pleasure to present it to you, especially when a God
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  Speaker 1: allows me to give you the message. It's morning time.
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  Speaker 1: It's a new day. Those of us that are just
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  Speaker 1: waking are waking up. This is the new gift from God.
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  Speaker 1: If you're just getting off your shift, if you're getting in,
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  Speaker 1: that's another gift. You made it. If you're locked up
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  Speaker 1: and you can hear me, you're still here, you made it.
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  Speaker 1: God ain't through with you yet. He forgot about you.
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  Speaker 1: He loves you. Might need your attention on a few things,
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  Speaker 1: but he's got different ways of getting our attention. He
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  Speaker 1: has grabbed mine several times. Oh yes he has. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he has had my undivided attention. Oh you know what
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  Speaker 1: I've really learned from that. It's best to listen and
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  Speaker 1: just do. Try to do the best you can with
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  Speaker 1: what he said. When you totally ignore him and he
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  Speaker 1: know you know better, he gets your attention, especially when
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  Speaker 1: he know you want to his and you know you
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  Speaker 1: want to his, he don't. He got a way into
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  Speaker 1: getting your attention. Ladies. Jennifer Sherley Strawberry callin for real
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  Speaker 1: Monica Bonds out of Missussippi Kill Space. That's Junior and
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  Speaker 1: the man who's got most stuff going on than anybody
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  Speaker 1: on this damn show. The legend himself. Mister, I got
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  Speaker 1: a heart out now you Tommy, here we go, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: What you got on your mind? Man? Oh you legendary Kega,
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  Speaker 1: comed hosts of Family Feud, Judge, everything else or that.
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  Speaker 1: Any more titles you're trying to grab? You got him all? Well,
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  Speaker 1: there's a couple of them that I'm looking forward to getting.
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  Speaker 1: Heaven Bound is right at the top of the heaven bound.
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  Speaker 1: I really want that to be a heavy consideration. I
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  Speaker 1: want to be also when I get heaven bound, I
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  Speaker 1: want to be at the front of the Hey lord,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I was just joking. Line. I want to
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  Speaker 1: I want even have a line for them people because
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  Speaker 1: because I definitely I got to be in there. Hey lord,
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  Speaker 1: you know I was just joking. Line. A couple of
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  Speaker 1: the titles I'd like to have kind of some stuff out.
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  Speaker 1: More of all, I want to spread all good news globally.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that title is yet, but I
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  Speaker 1: wish spread good news globally. I kind of want to
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  Speaker 1: start up a defense uh you know how you have
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  Speaker 1: defensive driving courses you can take to me and Tommy
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  Speaker 1: had started this a while back organization called ride down
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  Speaker 1: that dot Com and I think we need to bring
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  Speaker 1: that back for those that are incapable of defending themselves. Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 1: we need to have an organization. Me and Tommy had started,
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  Speaker 1: and I think we need to bring that back. What
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  Speaker 1: is ride down there? Dot com woman? Yeah? Go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: tom and I was trying to find a professional way
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  Speaker 1: to see him. Ain't no way to clean it up
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  Speaker 1: and who it is? Like? If we just want to
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  Speaker 1: have called us last Sunday been on, it would have
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  Speaker 1: been done. Probably would have jumped off at the party
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  Speaker 1: while he was We had that oscar in his hand,
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  Speaker 1: laughing laugh. All right, Tommy up a thirty two minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour, we're gonna start the show off with nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's run that prank back right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show. Time to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 1: nephew and run that prank back? What you got for us? Enough?
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  Speaker 1: I got you ain't married? Okay, take it just like that.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't a man. I don't know what happened, but
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  Speaker 1: it didn't go right, but you ain't married. Let's go Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah, how you doing, Brian?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Daniel. I wanted to give you a
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  Speaker 1: call today. You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen, Um,
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  Speaker 1: you're you're Brian, um, Brian, right, you're married to uh
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  Speaker 1: to Alfia? Yeah? Hello, hello, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's me.
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  Speaker 1: That's my wife's Yeah. Okay, got a question for you. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Have you guys been married? Going on nine years? Now?
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  Speaker 1: We've been married? Now? Who is this? My name is Daniel?
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  Speaker 1: Were you um? Were you guys married a Greater New
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  Speaker 1: Missionary Baptist Church un the Sea. Yeah yeah, yep, yep,
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  Speaker 1: that's the name of that church. Yeah, great, by nine years? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Why what's going on? Let's ask me all
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  Speaker 1: these questions. Fuck, okay, do you remember the minister that
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  Speaker 1: officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? Uh right, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got the right person. I wanted to make sure
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  Speaker 1: I had the right person, Brian. So I'm I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: if it seemed a little weird to you. Here's here's
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. We've just come up with a new
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  Speaker 1: discovery a lot of information that Reverend none of his
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  Speaker 1: credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not a minister
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  Speaker 1: at all, he never was a minister, and every single
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  Speaker 1: wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null and void.
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  Speaker 1: So and I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
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  Speaker 1: but you and Alphea, even though you think you've been
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  Speaker 1: married for nine years, you guys are not married. No,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no no no. You gotta have the wrong person.
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  Speaker 1: We got married by nine years ago. And what I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you is he he never was ordained. He's never
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  Speaker 1: been an ordained minister. He's not a minister at all.
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  Speaker 1: So when he performed this ceremony, you're a wedding ceremony.
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  Speaker 1: He had no right to be doing that. You guys
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  Speaker 1: are not are not married. You know, you guys have
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  Speaker 1: been living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold
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  Speaker 1: on that. Let me tell you something. I ain't been
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  Speaker 1: living no man and my wife we have been married
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  Speaker 1: for nine years. And that man he's a preacher. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling he's a preacher. I'm preach Grand Sunday Sir. As
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  Speaker 1: of today, he has no right to be in anybody's pulpit.
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  Speaker 1: He has no right to be officiating, whether it's weddings
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  Speaker 1: or funerals, no matter what it is, christenings for children.
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  Speaker 1: He's not allowed to do that. And we have officially
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  Speaker 1: stopped him from doing anything serving under as being a
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  Speaker 1: pastor or a minister. We have stopped at But what
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  Speaker 1: I want you to know is that you have been
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  Speaker 1: living in sin and you don't. We want to try
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  Speaker 1: and get you guys married as soon as possible, so
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  Speaker 1: you're not living in sin. Oh now, doc, I have
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  Speaker 1: been living in no sin. I have been married for
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  Speaker 1: nine years. This one ship been taking care of me
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  Speaker 1: and my kids for the past Wait. Wait, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute. You guys have children. Yeah, yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: got two, two kids, two beautiful kids. Okay, then those
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  Speaker 1: kids are bastards. Bastards, hud On. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: My kids ain't no bastards. What about your kids? Your
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  Speaker 1: kids in basketts? No, sir, my kid My kids were
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  Speaker 1: born in wedlock. Your kids have been born out. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you Batman did my service. And he is a preacher.
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  Speaker 1: He's a man after God's own heart himself. He hasn't
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  Speaker 1: done everything that he could for me and my family.
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  Speaker 1: He is a preacher, So I don't. I know it's
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  Speaker 1: hard for you to to to swallow the truth, but
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  Speaker 1: I want you to know, and I need you to
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  Speaker 1: be able to tell out feel that you guys are
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  Speaker 1: not married and not as of right now now. No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So now, back in the olden days, but before all
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  Speaker 1: these all these colleges and stuff came came about, you
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  Speaker 1: telling me that they're men making old days, that they
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  Speaker 1: weren't no preachers, that they wasn't meant men after the clough.
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  Speaker 1: What you're saying to me, what are you getting at, sir?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is back in the older day,
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  Speaker 1: back in the twenties and thirties, they didn't have all
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  Speaker 1: these colleges and all these degrees and stuff like these
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  Speaker 1: new preachers got these days that man now he was
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  Speaker 1: from back then, and God called them and that's what
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  Speaker 1: they went on to. And all them people that they
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  Speaker 1: married back then, they did the same thing to day.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need no degreed to say that you're a preacher.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need no lights to say you're a preacher. Man,
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  Speaker 1: My wife would have been mad for nine years. My
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  Speaker 1: kids have been born in wedlock. We were married, we
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  Speaker 1: were mad. I've read my friends and family. Day was
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  Speaker 1: all there, sir. The bottom line is that that you
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  Speaker 1: have been living in sin because you have not been
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  Speaker 1: married with your wife for the last nine years. And
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  Speaker 1: your kids. I hate to say it, your kids are
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  Speaker 1: bastards now o. Now I've told you, don't say nothing
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: else about my kids saying I ain't no cussop, but
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: don't push me. My kids ain't no bassis. You understand me.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: You don't getting there, sir. I'm trying to give you
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: the truth and try to get you in here and
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: get you married so you will not be living in
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: sin any more than what you are. I'm living in
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: no sins. Look, now, you don't make me whoop your ass.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: You understand, man, my wife we have been married for
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: nine years. Don't shoot up here called me talking about
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: the way. Ain't mat that that man, ain't no pature,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: you understand. I get out of my phone. But you
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: that's my life. Those are my kids. They have been
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: born in red lives. You understand, sir. So I just
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: wanted to call and give you the information so that
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: you could probably stop living in sin. That's all I
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: wanted to do. I ain't living in no sin. That's
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: what I just told you. You ain't hearing me. I
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: ain't living in no sin. Maybe you're the one that's
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: living a pit of sin. Now, you ain't got nothing
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: else said to me? That man if man's nine years ago?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: They get your ass off my phone, sir, So, I
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: have one more thing, one more thing I'd like to say.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing else to say to me. You
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: ain't get your ass off my dam phone? Now do
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: you understand me? I ain't got time for this public sir.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? What you gotta say
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: on me? Now? So, I just wanted to let you
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: know that this is if you tim me from the
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. Your wife how Field got me
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: to brank phone call you? Oh man? Now, oh lordest dog, yeah,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: uh do Yeah, I almost went in on you. Dog.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: You I'm gonna let me go down. Yeah, I'm gonna good.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I think you say put you out to this AIA
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: got me to prank you, man, wow man, oh man,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: hey man? You all right with me? Brother? I got
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: to ask you something, man, what is the baddest and
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the lands, the
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Steve Harbor More on the show. I gotta tell you
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: to myself that that's pretty damn good right there. Oh yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty stupid right there. That's pretty good. Go ahead, Tom,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you enough. Yes, it was pretty stupid
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: as always. Coming up next, it is asked the CLO
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: with the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey and the building
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: for your love questions. Right after this, you're listening Steve
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: And entertainment news. Check out our favorite new TV show,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: you know what it is, Judge Steve, airing tonight eight
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: seventh Central on ABC and Hulu. We love it, we
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: love it, we love it. And in other entertainment news,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Denzel Denzel Washington talked about the slap with Bishop td
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Jake's at the Leadership conference, and Netflix and Sony put
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: upcoming Will Smith's movie projects on hold. We'll talk about
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: all of these stories at the top of the hour,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: but right now it is time to ask the CLO.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: This one is from Ruthie in Puerto Rico. Ruthie writes,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I recently retired and moved to Paradise. I was dating
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: a man for four years and he didn't want to
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: come with me, so I cut him loose. Now he's
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: calling and he wants to be with me. I met
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: someone new, but I do still love my ex. Do
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I give him another chance? Or do I move forward
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and make a fresh start here? What is paradise Puerto Rico? Poco? Yeah, Oh,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, ma'am. I don't know. See if you left,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: if you left simply because he didn't want to move
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: to Puerto Rico, you know, then I may. I mean,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: he didn't do nothing wrong, He wasn't a bad guy, y'all,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: wasn't having issues. He just didn't want to go to
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Puerto Rico. Now he's had a change of heart. Uh,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: you know you still love him. I mean, if he
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: wasn't abusive, mean, if y'all weren't on the verge of
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: breaking up and this was a strata broke the camel's back.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: But you've met somebody new and you want to start fresh.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I can't answer the question for you, you know. But now,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: if he was your ex for a different reason that
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: you're not putting in the letter, then let him stay
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: your ex. But you know you just met this guy.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Everything good in the beginning, Everything good in the beginning, Okay,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: all right, might want to check his pass port. He
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: might not be able to lead the country, might have
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: an issue or something. You just saying yea, who her man,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: But perto Rico is still in the United States, so well,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know all that. I don't know. Well, I
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: was just trying to point that out casing some kids
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: in the car listening. Learned that in school, and you
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: just defunct that whole idea. You got to check his
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: pass pody to see if he needs all right, um,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: moving on to Kamika and Savannah Kamika. Right time, a
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: forty year old married realtor and my husband popped up
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: while I was showing a retired football player at home.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: He said it was He said it was a coincidence
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: that he was in the same area and when he
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: saw my car, he stopped by. He asked my client
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: for a selfie and an autograph. So how do I
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: address him being a groupie? M No matter, Well that
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: ain't that ain't being a groupie. You know what groupie
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: groupies groupies want to have more than just a picture
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: with the celebrity. Let me help you understand that he's
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: a football fan. You know, It's like if I'm you know,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I got pictures with a lot of players and the
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: stuff I'm at the NFL Honors that you know, celebrity
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: family few when they had but you know, go or
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: hall of famers on that. So I don't know that
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: he's a group of you know, but how many times
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be showing a famous person a house anyway?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: You know? Or did you really just didn't like your
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: husband rolling up on you like that because you were
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: smiling extra hard at every time? Now, let's talk about that,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: because that's what I think it is shit Now. I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: don't think he's really got nothing to do with he
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: being a groupie and all that. Just asked for a picture.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: That's all all the ground. On her job, Yeah, on
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: your job sell a house to the man. I think
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: she ain't gonna post it on her way website. I
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: think he was probably happy that he asked him for
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: a picture because he's retired so he doesn't get that
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: like he used to. Anyway. Man, the man ain't even
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: have no problem with it unless y'all were smiling each
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: other's face and he kind of, you know, pissed him
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: off a little bit rolling up on y'all, which really
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I think this got something to do with it. Oh really, Yeah,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you know you wanted to have an ex football player.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: You was strutting around. You knew you was gonna show
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: him that house today, or a little tight skirts button
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: and all this. Oh yeah, we is it's on. Huh No, yeah,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Natasha and Sarah Sota, Natasha writes,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I've been dating a forty seven year old man for
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: six months and he only likes to have sex in
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the morning. I have tried to get him in the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: mood at night, but he pushes me away. He says,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I'm being selfish, but I love every minute of my
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: sleep in the morning. Is there a compromise for us
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: or are we not compatible sexually? Well? Something wrong? He
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: only liked it in the morning. You like it at night.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: That's that's a big difference. Yeah, just do both of them.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: It's just thirty years. Yeah, because that's middle of the
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: night in damn sure. Early. I think Junior solved it.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Y'all set their maloms at two thirty eight years. Everybody
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: want to be happy, y'all go to this early? Right?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: All right? All right? Moving on to Danielle and Knoxville,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: who says, my mother and I have always hung out,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: and men think we're sisters because she's still a hottie.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: They often try to date us both, and my mom
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: gets the kick out of that. I'm older and I
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: want to get married, so it's time to stop hanging
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: with my mother. How do I tell my mom that
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of hanging out with her? Well, why don't
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: you why you got to tell her? Just pull her back? Yeah,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: you ain't got to tell her her the feelings and
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: all that. And your mama liked their attention. Anyway, y'all
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: are draw They want to date both of y'all? Anybody fitting? Dude,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: this got no time for this foolishness. Who y'all meeting?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I want to date? The MoMA and her daughter even
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: make that proposal. Well, they think they're sisters. I ain't ever.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Let me just tell you this right, Well, it's not
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: about you. I hate ever ever met a girl who
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: mama was still fine. I just said, I ain't ever. Yeah,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: and then what did you say, Tommy? Nothing? We heard you,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: We heard you, We heard I have If you don't
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: even sound like Tommy, your boy, just get it off
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: of him. Yeah, everybody looked like they mama. Everybody looked
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: like somebody mama. You know, So don't it's all that.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: It's all good. You know what. You know, I met
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: some of the mothers that were tracked, but you could
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: tell it they had they had had their laugh un
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: all right, it was good. They was locking it on in.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: They was in the bond, you know, doing hay working
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: stuff like that and all of that. How old were
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: you know at that time? Yeah, twenties, thirties, you know.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: But see, these times are different. These times ain't that different.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: You know. You got to get you you gotta get
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: these helpers off this Instagram with all these filters, even
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: even they don't look as good as their mama. That's
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: what's really going on. You get these helpers off Instagram.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Get these filters off. A lot of them don't look
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: nothing like they damn mama. All right, look coming up
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, thank you, see l O,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I will have some entertainment news where you're right after this.
• 29:07
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• 29:14
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• 29:17
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• 29:23
  Speaker 1: is now in session. Steve, you're still loving it, Yeah,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I mean it's a great show. I mean it's just
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: it fits all my sensibilities, skill sets. I'm just I'm
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: it's an at home atmosphere. I got free rein to
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: do like I want to. They've stopped me a couple
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: of times, you know, because we went too far with you,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: you know, judgment and all. But you know, for the
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: most part, man, it's just really really good. I'm having fun.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: A lot of these people are these cases is real though, Man, Oh,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: it's just you get yeah, man, they be in This
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: is not reality TV. This ain't scripted. Friendships on the line,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: daughters and relationships, neighbors. It's your brothers, all of that,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: all other and sons. Yeah, all right, So check it
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: out again, Judge step tonight, eight seventh Central on ABC
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: and Hulu, and Court is now in session now. In
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: other entertainment news, we all know that Denzel was right
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: there and witnessed. Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on stage
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: during the Oscar ceremonies last Sunday um while appearing with
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Bishop TV Jakes in part of his international Leadership summit
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: in Washington, d C. This past Saturday. Take a listen
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: when Bishop Jake's aston Zel Washington. What happened? There's a
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: saying when the devil ignores you, then you know you're
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: doing something wrong. Wait a minute, I'm not done. Now,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: you know, the devil goes, Oh no, leave him along.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: He's my favorite. Right. Conversely, when the devil comes at you,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: maybe it's because you're trying to do something right, and
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: for whatever reason, the devil got ahold of that, of
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: that circumstance that night, And fortunately there were people there,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: not just me, but others in the gap. Tyler Perry
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: came right immediately, right over there with me, and some prayers.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: You know, keep it, keep it. I want to say,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: what what we talked about? But there, but for the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: grace of God go any of us. You know, who
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: are we to condemn? I don't know all the ins
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: and outs of this situation, but I know the only
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: solution was prayer the way I saw. Oh, okay, surely work.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: We're talking about you know what? You know what you
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: need to pull yourself together? You know, the time him
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: in dress and that old ass Morgan. Every time you
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: hear one of them names, y'all of a sudden you
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: ain't the Christian you're supposed to be. Yes, So you're
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: gonna stop sliding in and out of your Christianity or
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: you just come over here and do like me what
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: you said, thank you, thank you, Carl. You want to
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: come and Steve? Well, I mean it's cool. I understand
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: what then coming from with that here the spiritual confidence
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: you know he supposed to say, talk to it like that. Yeah,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: you know, I know what all us Christian actors and
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: comedians are saying afterwards, though, Yeah, that's what. I know that.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: The first time I've heard prayer mentioned its well, laid
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: hands on Chris, he did. Somebody don't mess with him,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: no one of his favorites. Okay, well, you're the devil.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Need to another subject, alright, alright, and I think that
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: clip is available if we need to play it again
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: in the show. Moving on. In related news, but she
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: ain't we could pray together. You ain't gonna, You ain't gonna.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: And related news, Netflix and Sony have both stepped away
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: from their upcoming projects with Will Smith, the Netflix film
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Fast and Loose with Sony's highly anticipated movie Bad Boys
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: four have both been put on hold. Wow, I guess
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: until they get it all figured out, you know, until
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: it dies down a little bit or whatever. Do you
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: think that's what? Yes? Yeah, I just you know, look,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: it's it's the hip, it's the hypocrisy of this country
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: we live in. And nothing is more hypocritical than than Hollywood.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Y'all gonna y'all gonna back away from doing films with
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Will Smith when y'all films is about what what you know?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: If if you stop making films because some of the
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: actors in the movie act badly, then you'll be making
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: no films in this country. Wills was just publicly seen
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: all them drugs, man, all that casting couch that happens
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: in Hollywood. That's a hypocrity for both of them to
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: talk about. You know, they're gonna step away from Will's
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: projects and not too what man, Hollywood, they walking away
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: from no money. They're not gonna do that man, that
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: that they just not gonna do it. It's just hypocritical.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Let mean, look, I think you know it's going there's
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: all there's gonna be consequences for Will's actions. You go,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: you you can do anything and you want to do
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: like Charlemagne uh said, you can do anything you want
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: to do. You can go ahead, but understand the consequences
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: come with it. And then and then, and that's a
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: true statement, So you know, he got to self with
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: some consequences, but you know the rest of life though. Yeah,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I just think it's a hypocrisy of this country. Yeah,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: and they probably will come back at a later date, man,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: please thinking. Yeah, but right now while it's so hot,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: still all right? Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: did you see the viral video of Kings of Comedy
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Steve and said you and said Steve speaking to each other,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: plugging each other. Yeah, we're gonna talk about how black
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: people greet each other right after this. You don't want
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: to miss this. You're listening to all right, So Steve,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about how black people greet each other.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: You know, the video has gone viral of the way
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: you and Cedric the entertainer you're You're King of Comedy,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Buddy greeted each other this past Saturday at black Man
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: for Prostate Cancer Awareness event that was held in New
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: York City. So, um, it was I just thought it
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: was so beautiful. I mean, what did you think? What
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: are your thoughts? Well, you know, we were standing there
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: to take this picture, said was late and I ain't
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: seen said it though it's before the pandemic yeah, man,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I mean it's easily three years. Easy since I've seen
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: said three years man, person, ye, I mean this is
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: my dude though, this is And so we were standing
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: there taking the picture and we were posing and I
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: heard his voice and my head jerked immediately and it
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: was him. He didn't care, I ain't care. He came
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: straight to me. He wasn't he wasn't going to nobody else,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: you know me, and said, man, we gotta we got
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: a special bond, man, I said all the time. The
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: most two of the most critical moments in my whole
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: career was with said the Steve Harvey Show and The
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Kings of Comedy. And I mean, man, that two monumental
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: occurrences in my life. And we were tied together at
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the Hill doing both of those. And so Sad is
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: the one dude, man that I don't give a damn
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing when I see him. It's just like
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: pure joy. Man. I'm here's a dude, man that I've
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: known since nineteen eighty nine when I booked him at
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: at at a at a bar room called vookou Ray.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: And uh, this dude, man, We've never had an argument,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: a disagreement, We never not spoke. We never had to
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: go and set on nothing. It's just hey, man, what
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: you wanna do, well what I want to do, and
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: then we make a decision and we did it. We've
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: been me and about that the whole time. He's best friend.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I got in this business, you know. And and that's
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: that's the reaction when I seen you hugged them, but
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: you know, they were talking. I was reading something the
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: comments and the lady next to me like like one
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: lady said, she's sitting up there like she don't know
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: who said it is girl by We love that. I
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: was laughing at some of the reaction to pick. She
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: gonna sit up there and look at them talking about girl.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: It was like black people greet each other like I
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: love how we do. We overdu everything, speaking to each other,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: hugging each other. Love that moment, Steve, I really do
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: all them doctors and stuff standing there ain't I don't
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: even really know y'all my dog this dude right here.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was a great, great it was. It
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: really was. It was genuine all right. Coming up at
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after the hour, We're gonna check Steve's
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: voicemail right after this you're listening. It is time now
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: to check Steve's voicemail, and if you want to leave
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: a voicemail for Steve, call him at eight seven seven
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: twenty nine Steve. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, Steve,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: you're ready to check your messages. See what's on the
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: people's mind. All right, let's go. This caller is Lakita
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: from Atlanta. High Steve Harvard. This is Liqueta from Atlanta.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to say that it's sun the morning.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to Starvice, and you came up on
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: my phone. And the realst thing I heard anyone saying
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: a long time is if you woke up this morning,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: then it ain't open because God has given you a
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: chance to get it right. Guy has given you another chance.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: And I just wanted to say that that is sobrial
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: and I thank you for that missage. I thank God
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: for explaining you that missage because it is great if
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: we have wal him up. God has given us a chance,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: and I just want to say thank you, thank you.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: That's real too, I mean, and she is right, she said,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I'm glad God gave you that message. That's where I
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: get him from. I can't really take credit for this,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, he put a lot of stuff
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: in my head that I know ain't really there. You
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Hello, all right, let's go to
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: North Carolina and talk to us and North Carolina. Go ahead.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to see this is both from North Carolina.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like you, I'm sixty years old and I have
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: never seen anyone or anyone our age. I don't think
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: you can slap me or you or any one our
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: age and turn around and walk off and think there
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be no consequence. So I just want to
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: get that though. Now, all right, have a good day. Yeah, see,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: both both real simple. I don't know because and I'm
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: telling you, man, that's why I'm telling you. He picked
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: a Hollywood moment. He knew exactly what he was doing.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Where else can you go up to a grown ass dude,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: slap him, turn around, fix your jacket, and walk off.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know nobody. I don't know know where except
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: National TV at the Boogie Oscars. Dog, You're not you're
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: gonna button your jacket up and turn around. Oh no,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: we're gonna take that jacket off. Oh that's jacket shirt.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: After your pants. All this is gonna be messed up.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: You're gonna slap me and turn your back like now
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: numb see is at two insults? First you slap me. Three,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: First you walked up there. You how you fit pick me?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: That's one. Number two you slap me, and number three
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: you turn around like it's okay, like it's over. I
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: have three motivational surprises for your ask movation. You shouldn't
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: have came up hill. Number two and you slap me.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: And number three you thought I wasn't gonna do a
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: damn thing about it. I'll tell you what if I
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have done nothing then, because Chris Rock played it perfectly.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: He held it up with the dignity that I don't
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: know that I have. But at the after party though,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: when he had that Oscar in his hand, dancing around
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: and all that. The next time we all saw that
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Oscar would have been after surgery. That's all I have
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: to say. The time he would have saw that Ascar.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: And they're just gonna need to be washed off right.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have to recode it. The next message. This
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: also is about the slap and nephew Tommy, Okay, tasty,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I sort of slap, and I just wanted to say
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I am shocked, but I love the way Chris handled it,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: and he didn't qush argist. I love Chris for that,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And I also wanted to
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: tell you I love you, Steve. I love the way
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you use your platform to do good. You're imperfectly perfect.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: You know, you use your platform to try to bring
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: people to God and to elevate people. And I want
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: to let you know you are appreciated. Okay, I listen
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: to you every morning. You are appreciated. And Nephew Tommy,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: somebody gonna kick your ass. I'm hacking up over here.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: You get wait, wait, wait, wait, you get all this
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: praise at all you heard at the tail end, I'm
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: gonna get my ass. Ain't how you shut down the phone?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: All right? Speaking of that, and this is why she
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: said it. Coming up Nephew Tommy's prank phone call right
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: after this, here we go. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: the subject is is my man a gold digger? We'll
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: get into that in just a little bit. But right
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: now the Nephew is here with the prank phone call
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: for today. What you got ness? All right, before we
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: get started, Sherlot, We're gonna let Charlotte, North Carolina know
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: that the Nephew is coming to town Friday, Saturday, Sunday
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: this week at the Comedy Zone. The Comedy Zone, right,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: don't think Saturday's already sold out. Got a few tickets
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: left on the albums the Nephew come to town. It's
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: the last show last weekend before the Nephew getting ready
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: to go shoot Ready to Love Miami Style, Ready to
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Love Miami. Here I go, okay, Miami getting ready The
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Nephew coming that way. So but right now it's time
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: for some stupid and hopefully I gonna get my butt
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: who by anybody? Okay, Oh, it's gonna happen man one day.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: All right, this right here? No mo how weaves? No
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: mo how weeds? Okay, all right, let's go get Hello. Hello,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Resa, Please Resa, hi Resa. My
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: name is Byron, Byron from the job. How are you?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, how are you buying? I'm good? Listen. I
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: hate to call you after hours at your home, but
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: there has been some new issues that will be going
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: into effect. That was just tomorrow morning, and we're calling
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: everyone letting them know the new changes that have been
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: issued that will take effect first thing tomorrow morning. So
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: we're giving everyone a call, So don't be alarmed. It's
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: just give me a call letting you know what the
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: what the higher ups have changed. Okay, okay, there's no
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: problem to listen. Okay, that's up tomorrow. What's gonna happen
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: is when you guys come in, you'll be issued a
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: new key card and that particular car. All right, we'll
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: actually registers when you come in and go out. Okay, okay,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: all right. Second one is there will no longer be
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: any personal Internet at the job any longer. You won't
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: be able. They're actually putting a block on all computers.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: All the computers will no longer be able to go
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: to a lot of these sites that you guys go
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: to that you've been that's been available here in the past. Okay, okay,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: all right. The last one is reesa do you do
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: you wear a hair weave? What do you wear a
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: hair weave or a wig? Yes? Okay, Well here's one
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: thing and hopefully you can get this change about tomorrow.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: There's no weaves or hair or wigs gonna be allowed
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: at the job site from this point on. So as
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: of tomorrow morning, everyone must be wearing their natural hair.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: You're joking, h No, these are the issues that are
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: going to be that are instated, and these are going
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: to take effect as of tomorrow morning, seven o'clock. What
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: is to have to do with any of these changes?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: The first two I can understand punching in and being
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: on the internet. Yes, that's something that the corporate But
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: hair weaves and weeks you're getting interchanging, thus are they're
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: looking down upon it. Wigs and hair weaves they have
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: to go. So I'm assuming that if you, like you said,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: you do have one, it doesn't come out of there
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: taking it down now and prepare your hair to be
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: natural as you come in to work tomorrow. I'm not
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: taking my hair down. I've been here seven years and
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I've dealt with all the changes that y'all have made.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: But there's no way that I'm taking my hair weave down.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What's your name, Byron? Yes, my name is Byron,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. Let's get back to your weave. This
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: has you're gonna have to do something because there's someone
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: that you can call tonight to help you get your
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: hair down and so you can look presentable with your
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: natural hair tomorrow. No, my, we've cast over two or
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: three hundred dollars and I'm not about to take that down.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, it takes some time. I'm to take that down. Okay,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, is this something maybe you can take it
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: down and just wear it on the weekends because as
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: of now, you're not going to be allowed to actually
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: wear it on the property. And how will you know
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: if someone has weave or not? Are you gonna do
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: head checks or something? Okay, ma'am, I'm not quite sure
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: what they're gonna do to check it. But by you
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: telling me that you you have a weave, then I
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: have to write it down that you have confirmed that
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: you do, and we got to make sure that tomorrow
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: morning you're not wearing one. But you don't know what
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: my natural hair looks like from my weave. Are you
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: heard how much I pay for it? So it's a
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: good weave, ma'am. It's not about how good you know
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the quality of your weave or anything. They don't want it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: They want natural hair. I don't know what that means.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: But they're going natural, they're going green, they're going natural.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. They're going natural, and
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: so will you. Tomorrow morning. You need to come in
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: with your hair completely down. Okay, I'm gonna do it.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking my weave down. Okay. What is that
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna write me up or something? Okay, ma'am. Do
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: you not want your job? Yeah? I want my job,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: but this don't make no sense. You're talking about personal appearance.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I can understand y'all have a dress coach and forcing
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: a dress code, that's one thing. But telling somebody to
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: change they have you lost your mind? Man, you're crazy, ma'am.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not good. I have other people that I have
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: to call. Bottom line is, get your hat out and
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: get your butt into work tomorrow and let's not go
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: back and forth anymore. Okay, Well, listen, buy Land, you're
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: a low mind. If you're thinking I'm taking my weave out,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking out at all. Risa is coming up
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: in there with her hair and I'm gonna sit down
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: at my desk and do my job. Y'all gonna have
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: to drag me out that handsome weave. You lost your mind,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you and your powers that be or whoever they may be.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: You tell them that I said that way a minute?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Wa amute, listen? Are you telling me that you're coming
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: in regardless with your hair on? Right? That's what I
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: just said? Oh good calling me and hold you? Are
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: you then then we need Why don't you go ahead
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: and bring some boxes in because you may I'm not
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: you bring me man, I don't want to have to pack.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: You get your stuff and box it up, and you're
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: losing your job because you can't take it. You know what?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: You can do that because I'm an call the news
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: station and tell them you're dragging me out of go
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: behind some weeds. Who's wrong? You're wrong? You're wrong? You stupid?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna? You need to watch your language, young lady?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Why I need to watch my language? I'm at home.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: You call me on my own home phone and my time.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I'm at my house. I'm not on your flock. I
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: say what I want to say on my phone. Okay?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Can I say what I want on my phone? And
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: then I'll let you go and you can come into
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to work anywhere you want to tomorrow. What is it,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: bobm On? What else you got to say? I want
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to tell you. I want to tell you that your girlfriend,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Jennifer at your job got me to plank phone call you.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Shows. Say,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know you, hey, reason, this is this is
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: nephew Timmy, baby, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Gennifer,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: your co worker got me the prank phone call, got
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: my blood pressure. I'm gonna kill it tomorrow and I'm
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: gonna pull a whole weave out. You want to come
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: down there and watch me drank out of the job
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: blood pressure. You can't be doing that to me behind
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: my weave. I pay too much money. I definitely been
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: on my kids. Oh I ain't nothing like a black
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: woman and her hell oh man, Okay, baby, I got
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you, girl, what is the
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Well,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: after this prank, you have to be the Steve Harvey
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. God. Oh yeah, yeah, Steward can have. We're
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: gonna all natural around here around this office, okay, all
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: nat you around She was not having okay, you started
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: with key card started with that ye off, Wow, Nashville
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: was off the chain. Seven sold our shows. Man, I
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: want to thank y'all for coming out to see your boy.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I a piec of NATed, I a piecing NATed. Did
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: we do the damn thing? Yes? I did, And I'm
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: headed to Charlotte's do it again. Friday said, the sudden
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: that nephew is moving around the country, then we're gonna
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: go shoot from TV. God has been truly good to me.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: All right, Look what I just try to tell you
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Sometimes y'all don't want to know. You really don't know
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: what stupid can do. But you, stupid can do some
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: things for you if you're channeling it in the right direction.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Won't stupid do it? Yes, it will. You just see
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: you just you just don't know it can happen. Stupid.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: You can make a stupid way if you want to.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling I've done it. Don't turn Congratulations for you.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: We're happy for you for sure. All right? Coming up next,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: it is a strawberry Strawberry letter and the subject is
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: is my man a gold digger? We'll try to find
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: out Right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey
• 53:15
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• 53:20
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• 53:42
  Speaker 1: it Strawberry Letter, Thank you, f you. Subject is my
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: man a gold digger. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: one year old licensed cosmetologist, nailed technician, and esthetician. I
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: have a hair salon. I do eyebrows, nails, and I
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: do botox injections Salona's upscale and I have the upper
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: echelon clients in my city. I am recently divorced and
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I have to pay my ex husband's files of support
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: because the judge thought that my ex husband helped me
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: build my business while we were married. That couldn't be
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: further from the truth. He tore me down and mismanaged
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: money all the time. I used insurance money that I
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: got from my father's death, and it was a nice settlement.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: So now I am financially set. Because of that, I
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: bought a nice house and two cars. All that's missing
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: from my life now is a man and the family
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: that I want to have one day soon. I have
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: been casually dating this guy for a few weeks and
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: he seems to be a fast talker. When I met him,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: he said he was about to buy a home and
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: he was living in an apartment temporarily. He said that
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: he's always traveling and he loves the finer things in life.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: I noticed he had a rolex on when we met,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: so I thought he might be telling the truth. He
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: drives a pickup truck that's very nice, but it's older.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: When we got out. When we go out, he wants
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: me to drive so we can ride with the top
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: down in my car. The other day, he wanted to
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: go to a Dacieri bar where he knew all of
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: his friends would be outside when he pulled up. When
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: we pulled up with the top down, he went in
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: stunting like we were the hot new couple, and I
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: went along with it. He told his friend that I
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: have everything a man could want, and I have my
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: own money. I also overheard him saying that he's going
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: to go to Hawaii with me in June, which we
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: never discussed. Is he trying to insert himself in my
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: life and my trip? Is this man a gold digger?
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: All right? Well, it's understandable that you might be a
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: little concerned after you went through what you went through
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: with your husband, who you said mismanaged money. So now
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: this new guy who knows he might be a gold digger.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: He might not. But the only way to find out
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: for sure is to get to know him him. I mean,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I think him always wanting to drive your car and
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: show it off to his friends, it's a bit suspicious.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: But more than that, you didn't mention any of these things.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Does he ever pull out his wallet? Does he pay
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: for stuff? Does he pay for anything? I mean, you
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: didn't say anything about that. That's what you need to
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: look out for. Does he work. You didn't say anything
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: about him having a job, none of that. All you
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: said was he had on a rolex when we met,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: so you thought he might be telling the truth. Otherwise
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: you said he was a fast talker. So I say,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: if you feel something isn't quite right, and you do
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: because that's why you wrote us trust your instincts, because
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: you don't. You don't really know this guy. I mean,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: you know, you can ask him some questions, ask him questions.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: What's what's wrong with that conversation getting to know someone?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: You say you're only casually dating him, whatever that means. So,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: if you're only casually dating him, does it matter if
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: he's a gold digger? Or you want to take this
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: further and you want to know now if he's a
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: gold digger before you take it any further. Either way,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you gotta get to know this guy. If you're planning
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: on something more serious with him, take your time, you guys,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: go out more time, get to know the guy, and
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: then you can make a fair assessment on whether he's
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: a gold digger. Know more about him than just that
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: he's wearing a Rolex Steve. Oh this is right up
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: my alley. Oh God, especially thanks likeness, I'm gonna be
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: so helpful to this young sister. It's gonna be unbelievable.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be so helpful to you. First of all,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: you got a lot going on, young lady. Cosmetologist, nail tech, esteticians,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: hair salon. You do eyebrows, nails, do botox, and jecks.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Your scale is upscale, your salon is upscale. You got
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: up echelon clients in the city. Now, you divorced now
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: and you had to pay your ex husband spousal support
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: because it judge thought your ex husband help you build
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: your business while we've married. Couldn't be further from the truth,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: because he tore you down. Recently, your father passed. You
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: got a nice settlement, so you're financially set. You bought
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: a nice house, two cars, and all this missing from
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: my life is a man. Well, here we go that
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: I and a family that you want to have one
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: day soon. So you have no kids. You've been casually
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: dating this guy for a few weeks and he seems
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: to be a fast talker. Now, women, you all specialize
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: in communication. That's one of your strong suits and attributes.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: If you meet a man that seems to be a
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: fast talker, if anybody knows that he would be you.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: So we're talking about this fast talker. And when you
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: say fast talker, I'm assuming you saying it has a
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: little slick element to it. See, fast talkers are usually
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: what I found in my experience all my boys. That's
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: fast talkers and their about I know that's a fast
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: talking has a little slick element to it, something trick
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: about it while you're talking. So damn fair because fast
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: talkers talk so you can't talk. See, fast talkers don't
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: like spaces and pauses in their conversation because that leaves
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: rooms for questioning. And fast talkers like to just put
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: out their narrative. They're not interested in what you think
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: of you. So that's a red light. When I met him,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: he said he's about to buy a home and he
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: was living in an apartment temporality. That's a cool move
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: right here. But what you mean you're about to buy
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: a home? You're about to buy it? When you're about
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: to buy it? Where where you've been looking? Let me
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: see some of the places you've explored. I got so
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: much motor. Say to you, lad, I'm fing to help
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: you when I come back, young lady, Uncle Steve to
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: the rescue. All right. See, we'll have part two of
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter subject is my man a gold digger.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: We'll come back with part two right after this. You're
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: listening all right. Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: The subject is is my man a gold digger? Yeah?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: You know, this lady's doing really well. She's thirty one,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: she has no children, she's recently divorced, she pays spousal support,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: she has a beautiful salon, high echelon, upscale clients and
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: things like that. She does all the services. She started
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: dating this guy. She has herself together all she wants
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: as a man and a family. You've been casually dating
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: this guy for a few weeks and he seems to
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: be a fast talking I said before, people who are
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: fast talkers usually we call him fast talkers because they
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: seem to have a little slick element about themselves. All
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: the fast talkers I know have slick elements about themselves.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: All of them never met one who didn't. So I
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: think you're on point and women being communications specialists. If
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: you think a person is a fast talking then it is. Now.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: The reason people of me and are fast talkers is
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: because we don't leave. We don't like gaps and pauses
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: and paragraphs and out talking because we don't want you
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: to control the narrative. We want to control the narrative
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: and reduces the amount of questions. You've got to gather yourself,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: as Shirley said, and you got to start asking the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: hard questions now. When you met him, he said he's
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: about to buy a home and he was living in
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: an apartment temporality. That's a natural transition. They ain't nothing
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: wrong with that. But what you mean he's about to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: buy them? What real estate? Let him show the houses
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: he'd been looking at, the areas he trying to move to.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: This How you can find out about money without asking
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: about money? He says he's always traveling and he loves
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: to finder things in life. That's easy. Who don't? Who don't?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: What has he said? That's so enriching. I like to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: finder things in life. Who don't. But now let's look
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: at him real close. After the statement I love the
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: finer things in life. I noticed he had a rolex
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: on when we met, so I thought he might be
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: telling the truth. Don't let that watch throw you. Do
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: not let that rolex throw you. Tweeting girl, you can
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: get the girl. Pawn Shop's got rolexes. You can go
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: downtown New York Canal Street and rolex yourself out. Look
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: look jes like it. Don't let that throw you, but
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I do want to point this out to you. You
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: said he had a rolex on, so he thought. He
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: drives a pickup truck. That's very nice, but it's older.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, he just said he liked the finer things
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: in life. What's up with the old ass pickup truck.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now that ain't how men are.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Man the moment we got some money, you're finding no
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: about it because what's the purpose of having it? That's
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: how we look good to the what we're trying to trap,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: which is female man boy. Please, So if you like
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: to find the things in life, he drives a pickup truck.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: It's very nice, but it's older. Okay. When we go out,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: he wants me to drive so he can ride with
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: the top down in my car. Oh, he liked flex it.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: He just told you he liked to find the things
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: in life, and you got he wants to drive with
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: the top down. The other day he wanted to go
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: to a dacory bar where he knew all his friends
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: would be outside. When we pulled up with the top down,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: he went in stunting like we the hot new couple
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: and I went along with it. He told his friends
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: that I have everything a man could want, and I
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: have my own money. This is not the conversation you
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: want to overhear. We are looking for the chick of
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: our dreads, and it don't mean you have everything. I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: can tell you that for fast don't get sprang called.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Listen to what he's saying. Missing the fast talker. He
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: wanted to pull up in the Dakary bar in your
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: car with the top down and walk in like y'all
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: the hot new couple that's fast talking. Now he'd win
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: in there and talking to y'all like he just everything. Now,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: you didn't heard him tell his friends he got everything
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: a man come won't got your own money. Then you
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: overheard him saying he's going to Hawaii with me in June,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: which we never discussed in June. He didn't see he
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: had wrote himself into the script. He in the movie
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: already start Do he have Hawaii trip money? Now you
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: can easily figure this out because you overheard him say that.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: He didn't say nothing to you because he fast talking
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: with his friends. Now, I don't know if he told
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: you to throw his friends. He gonna pay for the trip,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: or you're gonna pay for the trip? Is he trying
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: to insert himself in my life and my trip? I
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: just told you he didn't put his self in the
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: movie he's starring in it. Is this man a gold dicker? Well,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: the answer to that question is yes, because everything he
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: does points to that he won't to ride in your car.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: He telling he talking about you got your own money.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: He drive an old ass pickup trouble. I don't give
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: a damn how nice it is men and men always
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: watch their cars. Don't. Don't be fooled by that. And
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: you need to find out why he driving an old
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: pickup trouble. You need to find out about that rolex.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: And you need to look. Let me give you some things,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: and look at his shoes. Look at his shoes. If
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: he if he is sneakerhead, that ain't gonna help, because
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: sneakers is sixty nine dollars hundred and forty, you ain't
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: gonna learn nothing. Look at his clothes. Men who got
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: money wear clothes. Secondly, look at his friends. You associate
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: with people who you can participate with. If your friends
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: is high scale, it's because you could do high scale friends.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: If all your friends is regular. It's cause you got
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: regular ass money. And then you need to look at
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: where he lived and what's in that house? If all
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: that house got our key of furniture in it, which
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with it, but he not thinking about
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: no house. All right, all right, Steve, thank you. It
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: is Junior and Sports Talk at forty six minutes after
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: the hour, right after this you're listening show. All right, guys,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: it is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: you got junior, Oh, Shirley gratulations Kansas. That's the chip man.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: What a game. I'll tell you what. It's not about
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: how you start, It is how you finished for show. Yes,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: it is because man at halftime, North Carolina do the
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: song up. They had it. They were waving it. Hell,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: it ain't the saved up shirt off and turn it
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: around your head like a hair a cop like a funeral. Nah.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: It was about fifteen and hand time in forty to
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: twenty fives. Like, boy, they came out strong. But that
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: second half that defense Kansas put out there on that
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: flow Man erased that whole depth by ten minutes of
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: the second hand next see I'm looking up now. I
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: was like, what would happen. I turned it off. Man,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't watch it. I was pulling so hard.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: You know, South Carolina had won the night before. I
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: was pulling for the Carolina, So I just let the girls.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Victory just had me on the sleep. You know, I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: wasn't fitting to do that to myself. I ain't out
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: there playing, so I wasn't about I felt bad for
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Humritt and here I felt bad for the players. But
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, that's life, man, ain't it. Yeah? Man,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I mean you know, there's life, and you can't let
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: that one loss determine nothing about you. That's the motivational
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: lesson we're supposed to get. Boy. Boy that I was
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: sitting there, going, you better dust yourself up, get up,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: dust yourself off, and let's go again. Boy, with some
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: tears out on that court. Man. I'm talking with their
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: in their jersey. They cried hard. Man. It was just
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: hard to watch a deficit leave right there because they
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: was hitting some shots. Kansas. Well, you know, junior in college,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: it ain't like the prose. You know, you play a series.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: It's it's one game. It's elimination. Yeah, you got one chance. Man,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: you can't lose one, comeback and try to get the
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: next one. Like in the pros. This is everything round robin,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: this fade. You got to get up the summer. You
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: had to get up, man, Let's stay fourth nasilor championship
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: can crash. Just to Bill self and the Kansas Jayhawks.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't like Kansas since since Wizard of Ours. That's
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: what the whole thing still from childhood trauma. I didn't
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: here for kids since the war off to what is it?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: What is you liking about the Wizard? Off? Great movie? Yes, Wizard,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I'm learning. Thank you, Junior. All right, listen, coming up
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, we'll have more of
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: to show resently, guys, in Colorado, they passed the law
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: that allows kids to play outside by themselves without the
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: parents getting into trouble for neglect. So here's a question
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: for the guys. When you were a kid, how often
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: did you do things without adult supervision on a daily bad?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: And what was it that you did every day supervision?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: What was on that bike moving around that neighborhood? Boy,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about way back in the woods,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: jumping ramps, when the picking bear ris, what breaking winters?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: What stealing wood? Building a club high? What we get it?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Stealing somebody else's bike? What we were doing? That were
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: you doing? Every single day? We made soccer own bikes,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: just kicking tennis ball to the goal. All we've done
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: the street. We don't know nothing. We're just playing soccer
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: on bikes, That's what we were doing. Baseball basketball at
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: the park where I wasn't supposed to be because people
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: over there don't know how to act. We was all
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: over the neighborhood, were just doing everything. Didn nobody know
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: where I was between nine am and five pm. They
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: didn't know where my mama that they had to call
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: houses to find it is. He over to him come
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: out here and didn't know what he was. That was
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: my job was to play. You had a nine to
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: five place, Steve. I have no idea what they passed
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: or the law for supervision. Do you understand what the
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: horror that my parents would have been in had they
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: seen what I was doing? What were you up to?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I was? I was headed in the wrong direction a
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: lot of time. If I had kept going down the
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: path for burglary, being eat, breaking and enter it um robbery.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: I'd probably be into that. I definitely would be in
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: the arstin I'll set so much stuff on, Yeah, animal abuse,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: I being locked up for so much stuff we was doing.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: I had a magnifying glass and burned up a whole
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: colony of ants one day, the whole wiped out, an
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: entire colony of ants with a damn magnifying that all
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: my ass, the stuff we used to do. Man, we
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: finally got hold of that damn dog that had tortured
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: us for years of the stuff that got hold of
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: his ass. And I don't even won't say what happened,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: but he don't balk no more. He don't balk no more. Yeah,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: you know he's not able to balk anymore. Major and
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: so you know, you know it was. It was a big,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: big It was a bushy dog with red fur like
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: a child. He was a mean ass dog man was mean,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: you know, Larry Singleton's dog King German shep. We wanted
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: big black German ship. We wanted to kill his ass,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: but we never could. He was too scared. So no,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: we didn't have supervision. Whatever bike robberies and skateboard thelfton,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Hey man, we should ride out to the white neighborhood
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: and play baseball with him because we had to. We
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: had finally formed a little black little league team on
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: our street, but we didn't have the money for gloves.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: So we go out to the white neighborhood and play
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: with the white kids, and they would give us their gloves,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: and we would go to the field and then give
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: them their gloves, and then they go out in the
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: field and they give them, oh day gloves and we
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: go out in the field, and we got to about
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: the third inning, and we gave each other the signal.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: As soon as they tossed us the gloves. We just
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: headed to the bikes. And they were sitting there going, hey,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: what are you guys doing there without no glove? Well,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: you know, because they just tossed them to us, and
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: we just on the third about third fourth inning, we
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: fit the head on over to these bikes because we
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: got the gloves. Hey, Hey, where you guys going, Where
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: you guys doing? What are you doing? Hey? Come back,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: come back? That ain't that ain't what's happen? Alright, baseball team,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: we got gloves. Now. Well, more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: mourning show. This ignorant show coming up in twenty minutes
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: after the hour right after this, you're listening to say
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Mourning Show. All right, guys, this story is just some
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: weird aviation news. The world's largest passenger airliner completed a
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: three hour flight last week using nothing but twenty seven
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: tons of cooking oil. They call it sustainable aviation fuel.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: That's all they used to power the flight. It was
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: the first airbus A three eighty to be powered completely
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: by cooking oil, which can be made with waste oil
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: and fats and non food crops. Using what is basically
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: cooking oil to fuel the plane cuts CO two admissions
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  Speaker 1: by up to eighty percent. Cooking oil alone can't be
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  Speaker 1: used as jet fuel, but it can be converted into
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  Speaker 1: a biofuel. The UK government has set a target for
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  Speaker 1: planes to use ten percent sustainable aviation fuel or cooking
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  Speaker 1: oil by a year twenty thirty. Throw the whole plane
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  Speaker 1: smell like friend frand just flying and just all that
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  Speaker 1: stinking like that. You ain't You ain't gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: fuel your jet out the hood. I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: that right. Because we save our Greece, we save our greese,
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  Speaker 1: our greese. A the can sitting on the stove. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm James right now, we're not gonna be making contributions
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  Speaker 1: to that. You can carry that out there where they
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  Speaker 1: recycling and all that we recycling all right now, it's
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  Speaker 1: in a coffee can on top of the stove. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So we're not gonna be able to help y'all or
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  Speaker 1: running this jet program y'all working on. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: you take the hood out the jet program. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: we know, you take your little jet program somewhere else
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  Speaker 1: until we get voting rights. We're not contributing the damn
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  Speaker 1: thing to this jet. I'm gonna greee out of meat.
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  Speaker 1: We'll play another round of would you rather? Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, She's Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time
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  Speaker 1: now for a round of would you rather? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather think about this? Would you rather live in a
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  Speaker 1: movie musical? Or would you rather live in a Western movie?
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  Speaker 1: Which one movie? Musical or Western West music? Now thinking, hello,
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  Speaker 1: come on, come on, come on music. God, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out I want to be West
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  Speaker 1: Side Story or Bucking the Preacher. I'm trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out which one I want to do. Now, Man, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you're I'm in the Western. Yeah, I'm cool. Give me
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  Speaker 1: that hard saloon? You know how did they fall? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Give me gun, give me all. I'm never finished over
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  Speaker 1: here and be talking and all of sudden somebody bus
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  Speaker 1: house singing someday I'm Broadway here. I can't stand that.
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  Speaker 1: But hell y'all singing fall. I don't like music calls.
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing musical I couldn't. The ball was on
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  Speaker 1: the cruise ship one time and I went to this
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  Speaker 1: thing man the musical call andie Onkley, this little white
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  Speaker 1: girl had the red hat, was in this swing swinging
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  Speaker 1: and singing. I don't fucking I don't go, and wonder
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  Speaker 1: if I dive off the edge of this boat, can
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  Speaker 1: I get back to Miami? Make it stop? Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: it was some good musical though, Dog it's a music.
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  Speaker 1: Bet it wasn't. Bet it Bet it wasn't nothing, bust
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  Speaker 1: out singing yes him what size? Well, that's kind of
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  Speaker 1: hard for me. I want to be in a Western.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't think nobody gonna believe me. But my
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  Speaker 1: voice probably be good in the musical. So hey, this
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  Speaker 1: hold that everybody, Yeah, I don't think they're gonna believe me. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you chaff in time, you check your guns in at
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  Speaker 1: the front station. We roll out of whippers in here.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna stop all this whiskey. Ain't no whiskey outs set.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna shut these saloon girls down. Ain't you on
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  Speaker 1: setting up any of my prostitution? In my time? You
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  Speaker 1: felt like Bernie's fight. Ain't in the him? Okay that
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  Speaker 1: right now, ain't the heaven? Put you all right? Put
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  Speaker 1: put your man, put your gun down. Don't make me
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  Speaker 1: make my day, make my days, make my day. Stay
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  Speaker 1: out clear. We're not buying the Junior. We're not buying. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you about to meet me in the gates. He all right. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: that was our round of would you rather? Forty day?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day, and some closed and follow
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  Speaker 1: me right aft. You're listening to show here we are, guys,
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day on this Tuesday. It's
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  Speaker 1: been a good day, funny day. I'm still in this
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  Speaker 1: musical audience autist Western. We just did the last break
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  Speaker 1: with Junior as the sheriff with his voice was hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: One more before we get out of here junior, tombstone, puns, people, pals,
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  Speaker 1: people fitting the farm, apostle. I need twelve yards follow me.
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  Speaker 1: Who weather, I'm gonna get tag you. We're gonna go
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  Speaker 1: in and we're gonna bring them back. Dad Online don't
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  Speaker 1: matter to me, Dad Online. I don't need twelve people
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  Speaker 1: going down to the more dangerous gang. We're gonna we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring into James Boy, the James Boy. That way,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna bring into James Boys. We're gonna go in
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  Speaker 1: and letting me talk, and they're gonna think we did
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  Speaker 1: James girl. Oh man, man, that's funny. You need eight
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  Speaker 1: good men. Oh man, everybody, put your cards down. Put
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  Speaker 1: him down. I ain't ask you now about put him down.
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  Speaker 1: Put you go down. I like it when you get mad,
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  Speaker 1: said Truble. I got shot up. Yeah, somebody just shot
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  Speaker 1: me in the fanom your finger, all of that, Oh man.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody arrived in the next time the junior, it would
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  Speaker 1: be as the sheriff in a western Yes, robbing the
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  Speaker 1: bank though well, ain't listen to me, got rowl and
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  Speaker 1: hit the bank. They got seven hospitals. I ain't trying
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  Speaker 1: to be eight about you. We're gonna shot round the bank.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. We need volunteer to go in. Can't tell her?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, I do it? Hey, I know I said
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna go in, but it be better if
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  Speaker 1: I hollow in. Hey, bank robber. You mean sham Junior.
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  Speaker 1: That's a bad baby, anyone, I need to change my name.
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  Speaker 1: That don't sound powerful, Sham Jim. That don't even sound
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  Speaker 1: anybody scared of Junior? Oh God, everybody listen, share big daddy, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that works for you. Come out, put your hands up,
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  Speaker 1: all right, not going from it's a crazy transition right here.
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  Speaker 1: But here we go with clothing remarks. Well, maybe we
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  Speaker 1: won't do clothes in the day. I got one, but
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to motivation. All right, all right, give me
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  Speaker 1: another situation as junior. Oh I got one. Yeah. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he's done everything, solved, all the crimes and everything, so
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  Speaker 1: it's time for him to get romantic with missus Kitty
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  Speaker 1: or somebody in the western juniors in a war, you know,
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  Speaker 1: mowning miss kitty, you know, after all escapades in town
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  Speaker 1: healing kind of, you know. Ell And I was wondering
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  Speaker 1: this evening if I come by the salooning, you know,
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  Speaker 1: bout you half a drink. Maybe we could get on
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  Speaker 1: the buck buddy ride down to the ribbon, have little picnic.
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  Speaker 1: Oh which, thank miss kitty, Miss kitty, as you sleepy? No,
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  Speaker 1: right here, the chiff Junior. Her voice is deeper than junior.
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  Speaker 1: You know, miss Kitty, that's the problem we're gonna have kill.
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  Speaker 1: Your boss is stronger than mine. I posted me the
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  Speaker 1: main hill. You're the man, Tiff Junior. Well, damn, miss Kitty,
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  Speaker 1: how old is you? Why miss Kitty sound like my mother?
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  Speaker 1: Why miss she just sound like my mama because she
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  Speaker 1: worked a weekend. Oh you tied? Oh oh, saloon girl?
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  Speaker 1: And it is hard work. Maybe, hey, miss kitty, maybe
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  Speaker 1: I could give you a massage. I have my friend
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  Speaker 1: oldest come back. We can use his hands. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I got the little bit of junior size hands and
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  Speaker 1: be counting. They don't moan like a mold, like aggravating animalsage.
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  Speaker 1: We have to we don't have to get my horsic off. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I got my I got my scout knife. Well I
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: can cut you out. We gotta go spid Hey, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: Uh don't forget this. Uh talk to God. Okay, he
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