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FULL SHOW: Good Friday, Strawberry Letter: My Son's Daddy Is Blocking My Happiness - 4.3.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 1: At all at all.
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  Speaker 3: So given a.
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  Speaker 4: Black bush, yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 2: Show, I don't join ya, joy, you.
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  Speaker 5: Don't turn out.
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  Speaker 6: Turn you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 2: I got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Turn.
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  Speaker 2: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out the
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  Speaker 2: water then up.
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  Speaker 4: Look, come come on you'll think that, Uh huh, I
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  Speaker 4: sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 4: Come on me now, want it only see Harvey got
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  Speaker 4: a radio show. Five things that I know successful people
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  Speaker 4: have to do to be successful. The principles are the same.
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  Speaker 4: You can apply it to anything, you know, if you
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  Speaker 4: want to be happily married, you know, whatever it is.
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  Speaker 4: The principles of success are the same. There are a
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  Speaker 4: series of things that you have to do. You cannot
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  Speaker 4: skip the steps of success. If you do, you're going
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  Speaker 4: to have to go back and step on them anyway.
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  Speaker 4: So here's here's here's a part man that I want
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  Speaker 4: you all to understand about me and and and and
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  Speaker 4: about how to look at it. You know, you you
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  Speaker 4: cannot under estimate faith and prayer.
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  Speaker 2: You just can't.
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  Speaker 4: You cannot underestimate the power of faith and the power
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  Speaker 4: of prayer.
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  Speaker 2: See for me.
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  Speaker 7: This is just for me.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this ain't in the scripture nowhere. This is just
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  Speaker 2: something I discovered.
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  Speaker 4: What prayer did for me was was it tied me
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  Speaker 4: to my creator. It gave me a sense and I'm
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  Speaker 4: describing it this way, but I'm telling you it's deeper
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  Speaker 4: than this. But it gave me a sense that I
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  Speaker 4: wasn't alone, and at actuality I wasn't. But prayer helped
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  Speaker 4: connect me to the power source that was available to
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  Speaker 4: me to get through, get around, or get over whatever
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  Speaker 4: it was that was in the way, whether it was
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  Speaker 4: just a period I stretched, I had to go through
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  Speaker 4: hard work. It had to period I had to go
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  Speaker 4: through to learn some lessons, some periods I had to
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  Speaker 4: go through from having to pay for some of the
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  Speaker 4: mistakes I've made. Whatever the case may be, prayer gave
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  Speaker 4: me a decided advantage, especially oh here we go, Especially
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  Speaker 4: over my enemies. Now, the majority of people in my
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  Speaker 4: life that were my enemies. I didn't want them to
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  Speaker 4: be my enemies, make no mistake about this. But through
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  Speaker 4: the thing called life, some things went down. Some things
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  Speaker 4: happened from here and then went over here that way,
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  Speaker 4: and a person became my enemy. The majority of enemies
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  Speaker 4: I have came out of nowhere. I have no reason
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  Speaker 4: to even see why they are my enemies. But you know,
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  Speaker 4: life goes on, man. It happens from time to time.
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  Speaker 4: Some people just won't let it go. See some people,
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  Speaker 4: in their quest to do something to you or to
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  Speaker 4: make you pay, they just won't let it go. What
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  Speaker 4: may cause you some discomforting and some of it may
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  Speaker 4: be lies about you and all of this and all
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  Speaker 4: of that, but that that can't prohibit you from going forward.
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  Speaker 4: So what I'm saying is prayer gave me the strength
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  Speaker 4: of wisdom understanding the carriage to either go through it,
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  Speaker 4: go around it, or go over it.
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  Speaker 2: But it happened. I do not know how I could
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  Speaker 2: have made it without faith and without prayer.
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  Speaker 7: It would have.
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  Speaker 4: Something would have got me. YouTube would have got me.
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  Speaker 4: The bloggers would have got me. My partners that I
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  Speaker 4: grew up with, that used to laugh behind my back,
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  Speaker 4: They would have got me. My friend that went over
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  Speaker 4: my mother's house one time and told her, you know
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  Speaker 4: what Steve's problem is he out there telling them jokes.
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  Speaker 2: He just lazy, he don't want to work.
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  Speaker 7: That would have got me. They didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't really mad at them because they were just
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  Speaker 4: All they was doing was based in their conversations and
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  Speaker 4: pasting judgment based on what they knew, based on what
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  Speaker 4: they believed. They didn't believe I was gonna make it.
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  Speaker 4: But that's them, though. If it was not for the faith,
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  Speaker 4: which is the belief in things that you cannot see,
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't have made it because I would have listened
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  Speaker 4: to everybody else who didn't see me getting here and
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  Speaker 4: went along with it.
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  Speaker 2: And then prayer.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, man, how many times has prayer bailed
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  Speaker 4: me out? Prayer has bailed me out, press still bailing
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  Speaker 4: me out. Tell you the truth, man, quiet as it's
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  Speaker 4: kept prayer, that connection to your heavenly Father, that connection
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  Speaker 4: to your creator, that connection to that source of power
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  Speaker 4: and inspiration, that connection of never feeling that you were alone.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I was watching the Bishop Jakes on TV
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  Speaker 4: yesterday and it was a repeat, and one of the
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  Speaker 4: things he was talking about, well, let me just get
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  Speaker 4: to the gist of it. I was going through a
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  Speaker 4: portion of my life and I went through it for
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  Speaker 4: some years, y'all. I had gotten myself into a jam
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  Speaker 4: that lasted for years I'm telling you for years, with
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  Speaker 4: some serious consequences to follow.
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  Speaker 2: For years, and.
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  Speaker 7: I was so busy looking at where I was at.
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  Speaker 4: I was sulking sometimes, Man, I'd get on the radio, Man,
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  Speaker 4: I'd be just done.
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  Speaker 2: I was sulking.
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  Speaker 8: My my.
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  Speaker 2: Spirit had gotten low. I had gotten tired of the fight.
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  Speaker 4: And I would come on some mornings, man, and I
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  Speaker 4: would try try not to let on, but I was hurting.
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  Speaker 4: I was because I had been in for years. Man,
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  Speaker 4: I had been in this thing for years. And one
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  Speaker 4: thing I was doing. I was so busy looking at
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  Speaker 4: where I was at. And when I was watching Bishop
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  Speaker 4: Jakes he preached his sermon. He was talking about so
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  Speaker 4: busy looking at where you at.
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  Speaker 2: That you don't even realize that God has been with
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  Speaker 2: you the entire time.
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  Speaker 4: And you know what, Man, just yesterday, just yesterday, I
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  Speaker 4: heard this and I text him. I text Bishop Jakes,
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  Speaker 4: and I thanked him because it was an old message
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  Speaker 4: I could tell. And I called a tex him up
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  Speaker 4: and I said, Man, thank you so much. I was
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  Speaker 4: just watching you on TV and you told me, man,
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  Speaker 4: something that I that I'll always remember that whatever you're
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  Speaker 4: going through, that He's there with you the whole time.
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  Speaker 4: But see when sometimes when you're so busy looking at
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  Speaker 4: where you at, you don't even notice where he is.
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  Speaker 4: And see sometimes, man, that helped me, and that's going
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  Speaker 4: to help me in the future to realize that what
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  Speaker 4: I'm going through, that he's there. He's there with me,
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  Speaker 4: and he gonna protect me, and he ain't gonna let
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  Speaker 4: my enemies overcome me, and he ain't gonna let nobody
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  Speaker 4: overtake me, and he ain't gonna let me go under
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  Speaker 4: because he's there.
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  Speaker 2: It's just you can't be so busy looking at where
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  Speaker 2: you at that you don't take notice of where he at.
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  Speaker 4: God is always there, He's always available, and the best
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  Speaker 4: way to tap into that and know it is you
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  Speaker 4: got to pray. Prayer has changed my life. Prayer can
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  Speaker 4: change your life. You can become something if you just pray.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen. In the words of LTD, Back in
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  Speaker 4: Love getting Mixed in Motion huh and Junior, Just in
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  Speaker 4: case you want to know, that is not Jodice. Back
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  Speaker 4: in Love again, LTD, Back in Love with life again,
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  Speaker 4: back in love with the Lord again, back in love
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  Speaker 4: with Waking up every day. Hey man, stop saying that
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  Speaker 4: you're not a morning person when the goal is to
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  Speaker 4: get to morning. Stop doing that to yourself. You are
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  Speaker 4: a morning person. You wake up grateful that God woke
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  Speaker 4: you up. Stop saying you're not a morning person. That's
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  Speaker 4: one of the read most ridiculous statements you can make.
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  Speaker 4: When don't you want to wake up every day? So
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  Speaker 4: why would you say I'm not a morning person. Don't
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  Speaker 4: keep telling God that, Okay, you're gonna get you wish
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  Speaker 4: one day.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I am a morning person. All of us on this
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  Speaker 4: radio show we are morning people. We dedicated to the mornings.
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  Speaker 4: We get you up, even if we having a bad
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  Speaker 4: night or day, we wake you up. Me Shirley Carlam Mississippi,
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  Speaker 4: Monica Junior, and nephew Tommy. We wake up in the
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  Speaker 4: morning man to get it started.
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  Speaker 2: No, no matter how to go.
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  Speaker 7: I've been up since three thirty three.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's early, Yeah even for a morning person.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I ain't want to be sleep machine.
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  Speaker 4: I just told a mask off last night and said, hell,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna lay here on whatever side I want. I'm
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  Speaker 4: dealing with this, Ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 4: already introduced them. Day here, let's roll junior. Hey man,
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  Speaker 4: what's happening the day?
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 9: You know Easter is coming this Sunday, And I'm just
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  Speaker 9: gonna talk to a few people that you know Easter
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  Speaker 9: is coming this Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't been to church, said the last Easter. We
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  Speaker 2: just asked you to come in and sit down.
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  Speaker 9: Don't ask no questions because the people that you saw
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  Speaker 9: last year, they ain't here no more. Don't come in
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  Speaker 9: here and talking about what happened to Pastor Hawk's Pastor hawks.
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  Speaker 1: Dad, You ain't been here since last year. Yeah, don't
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  Speaker 1: be turning like you.
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  Speaker 9: Know everybody where's sister, where's sister Gritch?
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  Speaker 2: And at she gone to?
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  Speaker 9: Everybody go it's a turn over here. Don't come in
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  Speaker 9: here and asking no question to turn over high right now.
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  Speaker 9: Don't come in here and answer no. We just sit
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  Speaker 9: down and learn these new songs we sing. We ain't
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  Speaker 9: do it my God offer God no more. We jams
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  Speaker 9: in here now. Pastor young now, yo, don't come in
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  Speaker 9: here ask about everything that we see your soup. You
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  Speaker 9: ain't been here in a year. Just sit down in
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  Speaker 9: the back and wait.
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  Speaker 2: For service to be open.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, your baby ain't doing the speech this year.
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  Speaker 2: We ain't seeing them. We ain't got no speech for
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  Speaker 2: your baby. Your baby ain't speaking this year.
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  Speaker 1: That's it this easter.
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  Speaker 2: Were just glad to see you. Don't come in here.
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  Speaker 9: Ask a question talking about when we get a baptist pool.
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  Speaker 1: We've been had it.
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  Speaker 9: You ain't been here in a year. Yeah, we've been
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  Speaker 9: had this baptid in poo.
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  Speaker 2: Pave hole in the ground is always been been had.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't never looked up here, Judy.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know where it is because you ain't been baptized.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, you ain't been baptized. Yeah, ask me questions. We're
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  Speaker 9: gonna have Eastern We wanna have us a good Sunday.
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  Speaker 9: Just let y'all know right now, we're not taking these
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  Speaker 9: questions from you ain't been here.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know you.
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  Speaker 2: What a lord that he been here? You ain't We
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  Speaker 2: are many Yeah, we already.
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  Speaker 10: Know, all right, all right, coming up at thirty ten minutes,
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  Speaker 10: coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 10: hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
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  Speaker 10: right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Spring is in the.
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  Speaker 10: Air and it leaves. The long lasting pain relief is
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  Speaker 10: here to keep you moving. Whether it's gardening, yard work,
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  Speaker 10: or just spending more time outdoors. Spring has a way
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  Speaker 10: of getting us moving despite anybody pain.
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  Speaker 1: That's where a leave can keep you going.
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  Speaker 10: With just one dose, a leave gives you long lasting
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  Speaker 10: body pain relief for up to twelve hours from sun
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  Speaker 10: up to sundown. A leave's got your back. Try a
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  Speaker 10: leave use as directed for minor aches and pains. It
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  Speaker 10: is time now to run that prank back with the nephew. Nephew,
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  Speaker 10: what you got for us this morning?
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  Speaker 2: Sureley, we got colorful adoptions. Somebody need to adopt you
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  Speaker 2: white key. We're gonna call it black legacy if we
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  Speaker 2: can't get her to adopt the white key. Somebody got
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  Speaker 2: adopted white key as we got right now, So let's
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  Speaker 2: just see.
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  Speaker 11: Come on, come on, hello, Hello.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to reach a valerie. Valerie. This is hillten.
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  Speaker 6: My name is Katheen. I'm from Adoptions. I'm giving you
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  Speaker 6: a call. I'm sure you're aware that we're coming by
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  Speaker 6: Jamal and U. Well, first of all, I wanted to
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  Speaker 6: say thank you for being a part of this adoption thing.
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  Speaker 6: For Black History. We really greatly appreciate what you're doing.
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  Speaker 6: We want you to know that we have your scheduled
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  Speaker 6: tomorrow that we're going to drop two Caucasian kids off
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  Speaker 6: at your household. And hello, you're going to drop them
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  Speaker 6: off at my house right right? Are you familiar with
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  Speaker 6: what's going on with color Fun? No're okay? Let me
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  Speaker 6: well wait a minute, hang on you your name has
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  Speaker 6: been submitted to us that you are volunteering to take
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  Speaker 6: in two Caucasian kids here during Black History Month and
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  Speaker 6: you're going to teach them as much as you can
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  Speaker 6: about Black history for a week. They're going to be
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  Speaker 6: with you for seven days. How many rooms do you
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  Speaker 6: have in your apartment so we can make sure that
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  Speaker 6: the kids have adequate space?
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  Speaker 8: Who's submitted my name?
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  Speaker 6: Now? Can you tell me? Do you guys have a
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  Speaker 6: back door so that you know there's an as an access?
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  Speaker 6: Uh entrance?
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, where are you calling from again?
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  Speaker 6: I am calling from a adoptions But what I don't
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  Speaker 6: need to know is I do need to know where
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  Speaker 6: the kids have transportation? Do you have a vehicle that
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  Speaker 6: is definitely your the kids won't have transportation.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry you're asking me No, who are you again?
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  Speaker 6: My name is Kadeen, ma'am. I'm calling for adoptions, okay?
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  Speaker 8: And who submitted my who submitted my information?
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  Speaker 6: Then you have adequate space to accommodate the children?
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  Speaker 8: No, who submitted my name to you to say that
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  Speaker 8: I was going to take two more?
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  Speaker 6: Two more? Ma'am? I'm asking you do you have adequate space?
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  Speaker 6: And do you are you going to be having enough
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  Speaker 6: food to you know, for the food for the kids.
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  Speaker 8: I know because I have three children. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 8: feed feed three over here. And no, I don't have
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  Speaker 8: enough food to feed two more children. Now you're calling me,
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  Speaker 8: and who gave you my information?
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  Speaker 6: Ma'am? I'm going to ask you another time. How many
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  Speaker 6: bedrooms do you have in your apartment unit so we
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  Speaker 6: can make sure that the kids are accommodated.
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  Speaker 8: No, don't bring any kids to my eyes. I don't
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  Speaker 8: I don't know what color they are and what you need?
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  Speaker 8: Who submitted my information to you?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, ma'am, let me ask you something. How long have
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  Speaker 6: you at how long have you been on your job? Okay?
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  Speaker 8: What's the I don't know a hell?
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  Speaker 6: Now? I mean your name has been submitted by Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Let's say that's I'm not interested. You're not having if
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  Speaker 8: you drop two kids about two white cares rut.
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  Speaker 6: And my uh no, man' oh no, we're not.
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  Speaker 8: No, that's okay. I don't have time. I worked ten
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  Speaker 8: dollars a day. I don't want time of it. That's okay.
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  Speaker 8: You can drop there. You know what's gonna happen to him,
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  Speaker 8: be dropping, mama that it's gonna be right where you
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  Speaker 8: dropped them out there when you come back to you
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  Speaker 8: them next week.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, have you somebody has submitted your name that
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  Speaker 6: you don't mind volunteering to take you?
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  Speaker 8: I know you can take them to the who submitted
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  Speaker 8: my name. Take them to that. I don't need them,
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  Speaker 8: I don't know them. I worked ten hours a day,
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  Speaker 8: can't come to whoever submits. How about you take them.
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  Speaker 6: I work for the agency, ma'am. I'm I'm here to
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  Speaker 6: try and get these kids a great place to get educated.
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  Speaker 6: And that's okay.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not even saying nobody, no, no, thank you. And
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  Speaker 8: you have ever told you this? Take them to take
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  Speaker 8: them to that. I have three children on my own.
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  Speaker 8: I'm taking care of all of us.
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  Speaker 6: Will tell you that I don't know exactly who submitted
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  Speaker 6: your name. All I know is that that they said
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  Speaker 6: that you would be good as far as taking care
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  Speaker 6: of the children and teaching them about black kids to them,
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  Speaker 6: I told you this, ma'am. I don't you know. Like
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  Speaker 6: I said, I'm working here adoptions and I'm I don't
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  Speaker 6: who do.
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  Speaker 4: You work for?
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  Speaker 8: And I don't have three kids of my own. I
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  Speaker 8: worked ten hours a day. I'm teaching about black history?
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  Speaker 6: Mind okay? I mean, is it is? It? Is it
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  Speaker 6: a problem teaching two more children and two Caucasian children
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  Speaker 6: who probably don't know as much about black history?
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  Speaker 8: It is a problem. I worked ten hours a day,
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  Speaker 8: I got three. I'm trying to feed on my own.
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  Speaker 8: You're what you didn't take them children to that who
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  Speaker 8: told you.
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  Speaker 6: To bring them to me? How about that, ma'am? I
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  Speaker 6: don't know. I'm not a little bity to give out
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  Speaker 6: the names though, who exactly submitted your name?
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  Speaker 8: I want the name of the black who told you
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  Speaker 8: to bring some kids to my I E try at
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  Speaker 8: the kid's wife. I want the name of the just
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  Speaker 8: told you that.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I want. I remember, I don't have their
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  Speaker 6: names in front of me.
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  Speaker 8: I don't have told you to bring these two kids tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: Like I said, I don't know who told me that.
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  Speaker 6: All I know is what's scheduled to drop them off
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  Speaker 6: at ten o'clock tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 8: What kind of fifth sty from there I sell when
• 19:37
  Speaker 8: you come back to get them. I didn't sign up
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  Speaker 8: for any more kid. Give me the name of the
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: person who.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: Told you to bring me, Bromm said, I don't have
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: the name in front of me, and actually I'm not
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: at liberty to let you know who submitted your name.
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: All I know was scheduled to drop two kids off
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: at ten o'clock tomorrow, did you I don't know what.
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: I've been asking you how to sign me up to
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: bring two white kids. I don't even have a problem
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: with the kids being right, they could be Vexican agents.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: That's not the point. Who gave you.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know who would have finish your name. I
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: don't know that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: Oh, now you about to know who gave you my
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: information so they know not have been to my house.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: All I know is, ma'am, I'm scarty to bring those
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: kids over there at ten o'clock in the morning.
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: Okay, Oh that's who the follow you say, don't bring
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: no kids to my house. I don't even care if
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: they wife, just don't bring two more kids to my
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: mouse Carrie Carrier.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: I will see you in the morning, Miss Valerie. Okay,
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: I have one more thing I need to tell you
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: about tomorrow.
• 20:37
  Speaker 11: Are you listening?
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: You? Are you listening? Yeah, I'm listening.
• 20:42
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• 20:45
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• 20:49
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  Speaker 12: I'm not.
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  Speaker 6: Oh gosh, I'm all right, Hi, Valerie. I got one
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  Speaker 6: more thing to ask you.
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  Speaker 11: What is what is the bad?
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  Speaker 10: So all right, coming up, Thank you, coming up at
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  Speaker 10: that my wife is thinks it's cute to let our
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: five year old daughter take my money and put it
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  Speaker 10: in her piggy bank. I empty my pockets when I
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: get home, and my dollars in change are gone as
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: soon as I walk away.
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  Speaker 1: Is she teaching our daughter a bad habit? Nope?
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  Speaker 4: Well anyway, tu, you got a wife and a daughter.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: You ain't seen this happen before, But it's a I
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: don't even know what you're.
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  Speaker 1: Tripping on, you know, educating her daughter.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Why don't you do this, bro? Why don't you take it?
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Make it a teaching lesson. You just bring your change
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: home and give it to your daughter and teach her
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: how to say stop acting.
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  Speaker 2: Like she's stealing.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: You know, now you could look at it like that,
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: but you know, go in there and get your daddy's
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: change and put that in your purse.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: You know, put that in your piggy bank.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: You know your daughter's not really equating that to steal
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: it because I'm pretty sure her mama tails had to
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: go in there and do it. So, you know, why
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: don't you get involved in make it a learning teaching
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: moment this r let's go to the next question.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Your baby girl, just put money in her piggy bank.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: That's your problem.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Next question, ship, he's.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Not here, Brooklyn. Moving on fun in Brooklyn.
• 23:43
  Speaker 10: Since my husband had an old cup coffee cup in
• 23:46
  Speaker 10: his car, and he doesn't drink coffee. So I got
• 23:49
  Speaker 10: his keys and I examined the cup. It had greasy
• 23:52
  Speaker 10: lip marks on the rim of the cup, like clear
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: lip gloss. He said it was his chapstick. Does this
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: sound odd to you?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: It's probably chapstick. No, I don't even try. Yeah, we
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: have to go with chapstick.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: He doesn't even drink coffee. Get out of here.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Tea, tea, milk and coffee two different things. Coffee mug
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: had more than coffee in it.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: And clear lip gloss and chapstick two different things.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: He went for me. And when we put on chapstick
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: to keep our lips all the time, I put stick
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: on everything.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Lip gloss no.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Thicker, Yeah, and it's thicker.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Welly Weather in a have you. Yeah, it ain't picking
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: in chapstick. I'm talking about the brand Chopstick.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: And it's not shiny. Chapstick is not shiny after you.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Leave it on that for a while. It's not we're
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: gonna do this.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: That's not what you're gonna do.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: It's probably bacon grease. That may have probably have breakfast.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: That's probably bacon.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Greet She said, Well, she's a woman, Yeah, she.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Knows for chapstick. Though, I'm talking about the brand Chapstick,
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: little cheap thing.
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  Speaker 10: Chapstick does abound odd to you. No, well to me,
• 25:14
  Speaker 10: all right, and to every other woman out there it
• 25:18
  Speaker 10: does all right. Moving on, since we won't get a
• 25:21
  Speaker 10: straight answer, a truthful answer.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Some woman had her coffee cup in his car.
• 25:29
  Speaker 10: That's all all right, and he's stupid for not taking
• 25:33
  Speaker 10: it out, Sandra and Wilmington says. Sandra and Wilmington says,
• 25:38
  Speaker 10: my husband and I went to see a marriage counselor
• 25:40
  Speaker 10: and he told the counselor that I'm a lazy lover
• 25:43
  Speaker 10: and he's tired of having sex with me. I feel
• 25:46
  Speaker 10: like I've overstayed my welcome in our marriage and I'm
• 25:49
  Speaker 10: done with counseling.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: What do you think you're out there?
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Because see that lazy lover kind of messed you up.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: You know what that means though though you just lay
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: in there, that's all that means. You just laying there.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And she changing evident.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah she she's overstayed her work. Yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: she found out she was a lazy lover. It's reflective
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: in your love making. You just laying there all you
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: just in there, just laying there, get ready for you
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: to go? Yeah, wait, Steve, what he giving it his all?
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: He just in the shrine everything. He lifted your legs up.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: You ain't helping him. He got dead weight. He tried
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: to pick the leg up. You just lay the little
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: just a god, this hard holy leg up.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: You ain't participating.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Come on back because he said stuff like bab bab
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: bab baby, because you being your knee, just being your knee.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Don't no mother to work. Wrap, wrap your legs round up.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: He tried to wrap the leg round his back with
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: his hand. He ain't help. He in here trying to
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: make the bed move all by his self. Noises, Yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: he trying to pull the sheets up hisself on the
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: corner he trying to tag a corner to finished sheet
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: off the bed hisself, trying to make it look like
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: there was some action going on in.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's exhausted, lifting your head up every corner.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Size talking about.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, you know, but it is heavy. If you
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: diad wait, if.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: You that's true.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: The counselor.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: That's when you when you hey baby, hey baby, hey baby,
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: hey baby, tonight, sit up on the sea.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Put me up on the you put me on the seat. Okay, baby?
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: On three?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: When I say three.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Chumps, come on, jump jump. You ain't gonna jump a
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: little bit? No, put me on the seat. Oh man,
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: this ain't no foods right here?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: She said she's overstayed her welcome.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Last one Steve Dana and Charleston.
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: Dana and Charleston says, I'm in a dance competition and
• 28:27
  Speaker 10: my partner and I slipped up and had sex. So
• 28:31
  Speaker 10: now he thinks that I like him and we can
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: hang out more. I don't want him in any way,
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: So is it best to tell him that I made
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: a big mistake and that I'm not interested in him?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Mess your first way to handle this?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: How did you slip up.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: During the tango.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to figure out how you slip up?
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: You don't want him in any way, How did you
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: slip up? See, that's just a lot too much got
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: to happen before you slip up up. First of all,
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: you got to go somewhere. That's a slip up. Then
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: you got to sit on the edge of the bed.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: That's a slip up. Then you gotta take your clothes off.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: That's a slip up.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: You're on a way through it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Then you gotta Then you gotta do something that ain't lazy.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: You already in here dancing now you got your leg
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: up that slipped up.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Shot.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Now y'all in there just doing the tango. But the
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: tangle that got tangled.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Entangled, Now it's over with.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: It's a slip up, lady, miss me, all right, thank you, selo.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: It's Steve Harbin Martin shaw Man. Everything you going through
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: is God preparing you for something you ask for. But
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: he gotta get you right. You got lessons you got
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: to learn. You got strength you have to build. It's
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: character you have to mold, and you got to go
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: through things to have strength. You got to go through
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: things to build character. You gotta go through things to
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: get experienced, because what you're asking God for, he already
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: knows what you need in order to sustain when you
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: get there. So you got to you gotta learn all
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: the lessons, and every time you fail, quit looking at
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: it as a failure. That's just another learned lesson. That's
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: all in order to get to it. You got to
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: go through it. Once you understand that, it simplifies. It
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: doesn't make it easy. It simplifies.
• 30:27
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  Speaker 10: It's time now to check Steve's voicemail eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: Stay ready?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Steve and the rest of you.
• 30:55
  Speaker 11: I just want to let you all know that we
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  Speaker 11: listen to out every single morning.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: It's my husband and the kids.
• 31:01
  Speaker 11: The mornings that y'all do the srubb money. I say,
• 31:03
  Speaker 11: get them kids the hell out room. I have to
• 31:07
  Speaker 11: We're being a call, so I'll be trying to.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Figure out how to help.
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: I supposed to get them out of call.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: But we love y'all sof so so much. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: try to keep doing everything y'all do.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: See you. It's a bad I really really love you.
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: I like you just made my morning.
• 31:21
  Speaker 11: Every single morning you make my morning, like you just
• 31:24
  Speaker 11: letting me know that.
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: Yes, we don't keep going like.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: I just love you.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 31:29
  Speaker 11: I love all your characters. I just love everything about.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Chow every blank morning, blank in morning.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I like that call. Yeah all right, See, this is.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: The guy from Cleveland. He wants to know if you
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: remember him flow Steve.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: My name is Kenna.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Maybe you remember me from park with Elementary. We got
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: into a bit of a scuffle flipping each other in
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: the snow. When you flipped me, I fell and broke
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: my premp tooth. There's a memory that I always have.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: I thank God that you're successful, that you are where
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: you are, have a blessed baby.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: I remember I fought all the time. No, I'm gonna
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: tell you. I'll tell you I was fighting to a
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: boy man. Why because we had to fight. Oh, I
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: didn't care if it was in the snow or what
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: you whipping my I'm not funny at I didn't remember
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: his name was Kenneth. But I flipped the boy. I
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: got in trouble because he chipped his tooth when I flipped.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: But he tried to flip me, And.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: What were you gonna do? What were you supposed to.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: I was just quicker than his That's.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: So you do remember him.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: I do remember. I didn't know.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: I don't remember his name was Kenny. But I got
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: in a lot of trouble because I because I broke
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: his tooth.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Oh did he was he able to get it fixed?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Or did he have what you should have?
• 33:00
  Speaker 13: Did?
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: We stayed off me, I told you, but he told me.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: We got in a fight because he told me when
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: the bell rang, kicking your what you know?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Who didn't?
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: So?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: How did it start? Y'all?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Just outside of the snow and then.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: No, we started in school, all were okay. We got
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: out on the playground to sudden it. So I came
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: out the back door to go home. He's standing there
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: waiting with the whole group of people.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Who black people will woo you into him.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: And because let me tell you, because he that's park
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: withood elementary. You got to know me to say park
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Wood because that was the school and he's one hundred
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: and eleventh street.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Doer.
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: I was one hundred and twelve. I had to cross
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: his street to go home.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Now, see what you know? Okay? I told him you
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: ought to check on killer Man and see if killer
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: need another too, because I told him that. Still, go
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: ahead on.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: How old were you? How old were you?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: We was in there. We had to be fielt sixth straight.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, you can't count stor it how many fights
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: I've been here my neighborhood.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: We were we had.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Hands, but you had to have hands though it wasn't
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: none of it wasn't no shoot, no, got no call
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: about that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Kenned Man and dog.
• 34:21
  Speaker 10: We all know that it was Good Friday. Most of
• 34:23
  Speaker 10: us are eating fried fish on Good Friday. So here's
• 34:27
  Speaker 10: a question for you guys. What kind of fish makes
• 34:29
  Speaker 10: for a perfect fish fry? What else do you want
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: as your side items?
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: All of that?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Tommy, I'm still catching I still yeah, yeah, yeah, best
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: best in the world. I eat some red snapping here
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: and there, but I love some cat and you got
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: to be some good potato sawt okayish.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, it is now. Oh yes, if you some
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: some crap, some crappym.
• 35:04
  Speaker 14: Cry that.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't, y'all have no buy no crapping. You
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: got to catch the crapper. You gotta come down to
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: the lake with me.
• 35:14
  Speaker 15: I come down for everyone else listening, getting my uncle
• 35:21
  Speaker 15: hands in case another one of them is a croppy
• 35:26
  Speaker 15: catfish Nakemmy.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Said col No.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I said that potato sounds.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Potato sounds. I'm thinking cold slat for myself.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, I go to ways with mine, baked beans, cold
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: slaw all all spaghetti, spaghetti.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I was waiting for somebody.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: I've learned that in Chicago they.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Do that, Yes, saghetti and cold slat with that.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Growing up, see y'all, y'all was west of the Mississippi time. Yeah,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: y'all know what y'all do over there.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: You're just saying crazy.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Well, but you gotta understand something.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: The authenticity of our culture is east of the Mississippi.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, explain that. Explain me.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Break that down.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean June tenth at that which is
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: we free y'all are.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Two years later we left y'all out. That's all right,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: you're gonna celebrate it because you want that day. If
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: you get this, I'm gonna eat catfish on that day.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Now, I will tell you this, best catfish I ever
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: had my life is insissippy.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Yet cock of the walk catfish steaks. What did she say?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: They racist? I ain't no none about that. Everybody I
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: saw treated me real good. Now, if they was racist
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: in the kitchen and all like that, they probably was.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: But have a president that.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Ain't doing that.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Wal I'm got to if I want to remind you,
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: all right, he's seven thing. If y'all don't stop associating
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: with racist, we gonna have to get up.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Out of here.
• 37:22
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  Speaker 10: Easter Resurrection Day, the day Christians celebrate all around the world.
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  Speaker 10: So guys, let's talk about our favorite childhood Easter memories.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you have some.
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  Speaker 10: Easter was an important day still is growing up. I mean,
• 38:22
  Speaker 10: you know, Easter clothes, all of that.
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: My my my favorite one was also my worst one.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: At the same time, what do you mean, mad, Me
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: and my cousin decided we was gonna do you know,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: you know, you bought eggs, then you paint them and
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: do all that. Yeah, so we decided we were We
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: did these eggs, but we didn't all them man on purpose,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: on purpose and put them out there for people to find.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: And man, when they start breaking the me egg, the
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: yolk was all over that place. Boy, my mama found
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: it was me and my cousin and did what I mean,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: we had that yoke. That yoke was all over the
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: people's stops, man, all over the people. Well, me and
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: my cousin laughing our butt off.
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  Speaker 13: Man.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: My mama whooped out right there in that church yard. Man,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean I mean about nine beat
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: our butt to death. Man, I mean your man passed.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: They had yoga all on this road. It was just
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: it was bad. It was bad. But we had we
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: had done about three dozen and them we had a
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: bunch of raw eggs, your painted Oh man. We thought
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: that's that's that's that's my first prank right there, right
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: that's when it all started.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: That's my birthday right there, Jor.
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  Speaker 9: I don't like right now, just like the before Eastern
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: iould get because I ain't got that speech together yet.
• 39:55
  Speaker 12: Speech with the belt of hands, sati space. She was
• 40:02
  Speaker 12: in my head because I can't get the second line out.
• 40:05
  Speaker 12: We got to perform on Sunday.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing together.
• 40:09
  Speaker 9: Almost a lot of pressure right now, can't get it
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: together right all that bill was coming across my back
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: five he roll, I need to ride right now, to
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: ride this house.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do it. One seals. Roebuck had a suit
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: called the ten Way.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: It had reversible pants, reversible vest, and reversible jacket. And
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: they said you could make ten combinations out of there.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: I had thirty five. They didn't know what else to do.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: I was turning inside out.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I was so cold.
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: I would go to church.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Let the little girl see me go to the bathroom
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: and come out with a hold of outfit on it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm changing that church coming up here, and I can
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: change anywhere.
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  Speaker 4: I could go in the road clauset and change the
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: bathroom and change I'm going. I'll go in to janitor
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: clause of the change.
• 41:20
  Speaker 10: I'll come up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 41:25
  Speaker 10: Morning Show. It is time now to check Steve's voicemail
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  Speaker 10: eight seven seven twenty nine.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Steve. If you would like to leave a message for Steve,
• 41:37
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• 41:38
  Speaker 10: We would love to hear from you, and you can
• 41:39
  Speaker 10: hear your call on the air. Maybe see you ready, yes, yes,
• 41:43
  Speaker 10: all right, here we go. This is a question about
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: a relationship breakup.
• 41:49
  Speaker 14: Hey, if the hafe yells coming to see If you
• 41:53
  Speaker 14: break up with your fiance and she got your furniture
• 41:56
  Speaker 14: in the house, should you get your furniture back or
• 41:58
  Speaker 14: you should you just leave it in that where?
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Well, let me let me see this to you dog.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: It depends on why y'all broke up. It has a
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: lot to do with calls and effect. Whose fault it was,
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: So if it was your fault, probably need to leave
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: that furniture in there. If it was her fault. How
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: you gonna get in there? See the question of your furniture,
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: my furniture, her furniture. It's kind of a little shaky.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: So to me, it depends on who calls the breakup.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: It wasn't no mutual understanding. Somebody did something and therefore
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: it's off. And just based on the intensity and your
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: voice on the phone call, I think it was you.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Some dog. Can I get in there and get that furniture?
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: So first of all, in there, that ain't your house,
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: So that probably ain't your house. And it's been clear,
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: it's been clear that you got put out.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of funds is he trying to get back?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Trying to get out that out?
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: It's you know that that that flash green? You know
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: me and all we want that flash green? Yeah, near
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: that bedroom set them the two things we invest in,
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: TV and sleeping.
• 43:32
  Speaker 14: All right?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Help that help you out? Helps you out, all right, Steve.
• 43:37
  Speaker 10: Next, a young listener named Hannah who's from Indiana needs
• 43:40
  Speaker 10: advice on when everything seems like it's falling apart.
• 43:44
  Speaker 13: I see, my name's Hannah from Fort Wee, Indiana, and
• 43:48
  Speaker 13: I just one of your great advice is about when
• 43:52
  Speaker 13: everything seems like it's falling apart and it seems like
• 43:56
  Speaker 13: the lowest once again.
• 43:58
  Speaker 16: I just want your advice on how you keep a
• 44:03
  Speaker 16: positive mindset and basically trust in the Lord, because we
• 44:08
  Speaker 16: all know your story, so I would love to hear
• 44:12
  Speaker 16: what you have to say.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, well, you sound young. So I'm going to
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: tell you what I wish I knew back then that
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: I know now and I got. I heard Tom Hanks
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: say this in an interview and it was so impactful.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: This too shall pass. See this little dark moment that
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: you're going through, this is temporary. All you got to
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: do is see, here's what people forget a lot, and
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: as I've often done it myself, Well, we're going through
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: some stuff.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: We forget that.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Of all the prior things we've ever gone through prior
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: to this period, our track record for surviving those time
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: periods has been one hundred percent.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: You have a one hundred percent survival rate up until
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: this point.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: You will get through this, and then you have to
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: understand that this is the part of it that's just
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: called life.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: You are not the only one.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Everybody has these periods where it gets dark and you
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: can't see that. You know how people say you know
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: there's a light at the end of the tunnel. I've
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: been in some tunnels where it wasn't no light. I
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: just ain't seen nothing. It's kind of like this boar
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: on zoom right now anyway, and you don't and you
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: don't see no light at the end of the tunnel.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: But you have to keep putting one foot in front
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: of the next, because eventually you will see the light
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: at the end of the tunnel. Nobody lives in complete
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: darkness unless you allow the darkness to define not only
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: where you at, but it's your future, your darkness you
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: are in today, it's not your future of tomorrow. All
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: you gotta do is keep waking up. You're gonna look
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: up and the sun gonna shine again. This too shall pass.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Keep your faith in God, stay prayerful, and know you
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: ain't the only one.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's it, all right, all right, thank you for
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: the call, Hannah.
• 46:18
  Speaker 10: Coming up next, we'll hear from the nephew again with
• 46:21
  Speaker 10: today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
• 46:25
  Speaker 10: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 46:31
  Speaker 10: of the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's my
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: strawberry letter for today and the subject is my son's
• 46:37
  Speaker 10: daddy is blocking my happiness.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: M We'll get into that and find out what that's
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: all about. What is he really blocking and all of that?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe daddy hate.
• 46:50
  Speaker 10: We'll find out just a few because right now the
• 46:53
  Speaker 10: nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I understand this is a classic, nephew, what you got
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: for us today?
• 47:00
  Speaker 16: Uh?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: The title of it is called butt cheeks butt cheeks.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying I said, now, I got to call
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: this man because his wife is disturbing everything when she
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: comes pick up the kids from school. Because you know
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: her dress too. You know it's a little too much
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: and the butt cheeks is out. This is but cheeks.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: You know there's a limit on when you should be
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: butt cheecken and not butt cheecken.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying coming from you, That's that's real.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: We know when we got to go get the kids. Now,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: you got to put your butt cheeks up. You can't
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: you a line, draw the line. I draw a line
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: right across your butt cheek. You cannot have it. You
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: cannot have this out like this while these kids is
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: getting out of You're messing up their man the babies
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: don't need to the baby don't need to be singing that,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: just sing. Okay, let's go catch dog butt chicks. Hello. Hello,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach Carmen. Miss car Uh.
• 48:01
  Speaker 11: This is a Nate Master's calling.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: This is mister Porter. Porter. How are you doing today?
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: I'm fine? Is everything good?
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, every every everything, Everything is fine. Now
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Correct?
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: we got so many kids with the same names. I
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: wanted to make sure I had the right person. So
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: here's the issue. You say, your name is Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: What were the problem we're having here at the school
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: is I don't know if you are aware of it,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing, What
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: her butt cheeks her butt cheeks her out, you know,
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's I haven't actually seen her her,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: but I've been getting these reports from uh we've been
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: getting back.
• 49:04
  Speaker 11: That's a little strange to me. I'm I'm typically at work.
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm I'm
• 49:10
  Speaker 11: gonna have to talk to her later on today.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well what I what I was gonna suggest is uh,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: you know, I actually I thought I was calling her phone.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I didn't know I was. I was gonna get you.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: But what I wanted to do is get her to
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: come up here so I can see what she's wearing.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 49:29
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, I think I got this handl dude,
• 49:32
  Speaker 11: I can take care of it.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: both of us, Like if I was able to see
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: her uh in the.
• 49:39
  Speaker 11: And and let her look player, look, look, I got it,
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: my daughter. This is not even really concerning my daughter.
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: This is uh you know, this is this is above
• 49:48
  Speaker 11: that take grade. Let me handle it. So you know,
• 49:52
  Speaker 11: you know, my daughter going to principal's office is one thing.
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: I'll be on top of that. But I'm definitely gonna
• 49:55
  Speaker 11: be on top of this. So so, like I said,
• 49:58
  Speaker 11: I think I got this handle, right.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: What now, your wife, Carmen, is she there?
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: I mean is there anywhere I can talk to her?
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: No?
• 50:06
  Speaker 11: Like I told you, I think I think I got
• 50:08
  Speaker 11: this one. I could take care of this. And you know,
• 50:13
  Speaker 11: my thing is, I've already told you that three times.
• 50:15
  Speaker 11: I don't know where you're really going with this. You know,
• 50:17
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get the
• 50:20
  Speaker 11: situation situation rectified as soon as I can. But we
• 50:23
  Speaker 11: don't you know, you don't need to you don't need
• 50:25
  Speaker 11: to see her, you know, talk to her.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Being the principle here at the school, sir. Uh Like
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I said, you know, I'm just trying to, you know,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: handle the school in the orderly fashion and make sure
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: that all things are taking care of around here and
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: we have no issues and no problems.
• 50:40
  Speaker 11: So what whether you're not talking to my daughter, you're
• 50:43
  Speaker 11: talking to me. I'm a I'm a husband, I'm a father.
• 50:46
  Speaker 11: I'm telling you what I tell you. I got to handle.
• 50:49
  Speaker 11: I got to handle.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I understand it, but I have to handle my school.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Though you understand that I have to handle the school.
• 50:55
  Speaker 11: I would drop my door off myself, Okay.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I understand that.
• 50:58
  Speaker 11: What No, I mean, do I need to come up
• 51:00
  Speaker 11: there and talk to you?
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: No, I need your wife to come talk to me.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: I need to see what she be winning.
• 51:04
  Speaker 11: You don't need to talk to my wife. Look, player,
• 51:06
  Speaker 11: do you have a wife?
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a wife.
• 51:09
  Speaker 11: Come to my office.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: But what what what do you?
• 51:11
  Speaker 12: What do you?
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: What are you?
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 51:12
  Speaker 11: No, what are you talking about that? My wife needs
• 51:14
  Speaker 11: to come and and and so you can inspect the outfit.
• 51:17
  Speaker 11: I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not
• 51:20
  Speaker 11: doing that.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Okay. I need to see what your wife be wearing
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: when she's dropping these kids.
• 51:24
  Speaker 11: Get me yourself one, I'll send you a picture.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Man, and man, I think we must have gone down
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: the wrong street which is coming.
• 51:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, No, we do definitely down the wrong boulevard on
• 51:32
  Speaker 11: this one.
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: Player.
• 51:33
  Speaker 11: Okay, let me let me just make it very clear
• 51:34
  Speaker 11: to you. My wife, you're seeing that in the office
• 51:37
  Speaker 11: and all that. Maybe we can't come up here tomorrow
• 51:40
  Speaker 11: is gonna be me and her. No, he's not coming
• 51:42
  Speaker 11: up to the principal's office. We don't need to do it.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: But we don't have a problem with you. We just
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: need her.
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: I just need to see you.
• 51:48
  Speaker 11: You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep
• 51:50
  Speaker 11: going down this road right now.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. So, so it's okay for her to have her
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off, But
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: as soon as I want to have her come out
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: of office for me about this situation right now, right now.
• 52:02
  Speaker 11: You you said you're claiming her butt seases out, seazes
• 52:06
  Speaker 11: out right now? You out of pocket?
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, No, it was out of pocket where she pulled
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: up and got out of the car and her butt
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: was out of pocket. That's when it was out of pocket.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: at me by what your wife then put on and
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: walk up into the school.
• 52:20
  Speaker 11: Look man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
• 52:22
  Speaker 11: gotta do on this on this end, your end is
• 52:25
  Speaker 11: to handle what's going on in your school.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there. So
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of the
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: school saying I need to have a meeting, a private
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: meeting with your wife, so w and her and I
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: can talk about what she's wearing.
• 52:39
  Speaker 11: Look, man, I done told you several times her coming
• 52:42
  Speaker 11: up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
• 52:44
  Speaker 11: this is where we're at right now. You know what
• 52:46
  Speaker 11: you not gonna happen?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Say what say what you say?
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: You what's gonna happen Tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there
• 52:52
  Speaker 11: and drop my daughter off to come see you.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: So you coming here tomorrow?
• 52:56
  Speaker 11: Absolutely?
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So are you bringing miss
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Carmen with you?
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone
• 53:05
  Speaker 11: talk guy.
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: Money.
• 53:06
  Speaker 11: I'm coming up there to handle this right now because
• 53:08
  Speaker 11: you're out of that. This is how it's going down.
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: There will be no butt cheeks coming out tomorrow. It's
• 53:14
  Speaker 11: just gonna be coming out the car on some real
• 53:16
  Speaker 11: Do you understand? What's your name again?
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: My name? I'm poored to the principal here.
• 53:22
  Speaker 11: All right, There'll be no butt cheeks tomorrow. You will
• 53:24
  Speaker 11: see me coming out the car.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Okay okay, okay, Uh, Well, there is there is another
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: issue we got here on the table, and what is that?
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: So so miss Carmen and she told you about, uh,
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: the conversation she's been having with Tommy.
• 53:42
  Speaker 11: Who is Tommy?
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: So that once again, so your wife ain't telling you
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: not so she she hadn't told you nothing about her
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: talking to Tommy.
• 53:50
  Speaker 11: No, dude, I don't want to play games.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 53:52
  Speaker 11: Who's Tommy?
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Okay? So so okay, okay? Do you know? Okay? Okay? Cool?
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him?
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 54:03
  Speaker 15: I know?
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Nay, nay.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: Baby, Hey, at least he knows.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, I gotta ask you something before we go. Baby,
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  Speaker 10: to my son's daddy is blocking my happiness. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: I was a long distance relationship for four years, and
• 57:02
  Speaker 10: when I broke up with the guy, he moved to
• 57:05
  Speaker 10: my city and I ended up getting pregnant by him.
• 57:08
  Speaker 10: After the breakup, I was ready to be done with him,
• 57:11
  Speaker 10: but now I'm tied to his insecure cry baby of
• 57:15
  Speaker 10: a man for life. Because of our sons. We try
• 57:18
  Speaker 10: a co parent, but he cannot understand that that's it,
• 57:22
  Speaker 10: nothing else. I was dating someone new for about three
• 57:25
  Speaker 10: months and I had tried to keep it from my ex,
• 57:28
  Speaker 10: but my son told his dad about how Mommy and
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: Jake liked to watch TV with him. I got a
• 57:33
  Speaker 10: call from his dad. In his whiny voice, he asked
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: me who Jake is. I told him Jake is a
• 57:39
  Speaker 10: great man and he was very kind to our son.
• 57:42
  Speaker 10: I could hear him sniffling, so I knew he was crying.
• 57:46
  Speaker 10: He told me he was on his way to my
• 57:48
  Speaker 10: house so we could talk. I had a dinner date
• 57:51
  Speaker 10: with Jake, so I told my ex and we'd have
• 57:53
  Speaker 10: to talk some other times. He popped up anyway. Just
• 57:58
  Speaker 10: as Jake parked his car in front of my apartment.
• 58:01
  Speaker 10: I saw my ex talking to Jake, and then I
• 58:04
  Speaker 10: got a call from Jake. He said he was going
• 58:07
  Speaker 10: to take a rain check because my son's father was
• 58:09
  Speaker 10: visibly upset, and he thinks that I should talk to him.
• 58:13
  Speaker 10: I was so mad that I didn't let my ex
• 58:15
  Speaker 10: come in. I cursed him out in the hallway, and
• 58:18
  Speaker 10: I hope my neighbors heard it. I finally gave him
• 58:21
  Speaker 10: something to cry about. This is not the first time
• 58:23
  Speaker 10: he has pulled this stunt. He is blocking my happiness,
• 58:27
  Speaker 10: and he thinks I owe him a second chance since
• 58:30
  Speaker 10: we have a son together. Jake said He's not trying
• 58:33
  Speaker 10: to break up a family, and I understand that, but
• 58:36
  Speaker 10: I had hoped that he would fight for me. How
• 58:38
  Speaker 10: do I get my cry baby X to find himself
• 58:41
  Speaker 10: a nice girl to date? Should I pick up and
• 58:43
  Speaker 10: move to another city? Listen, I'm glad you checked your ex.
• 58:49
  Speaker 10: I'm glad you did that because he was out of
• 58:51
  Speaker 10: order to do what he did. But no, you shouldn't
• 58:54
  Speaker 10: move to another city. The baby needs his father. They
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: need to be in the same city if they can that.
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: You know, it's not about you and your ex right now,
• 59:03
  Speaker 10: It's about the baby should come first. Okay, I know
• 59:07
  Speaker 10: your son is already here. But my question to you
• 59:10
  Speaker 10: is why were you dipping back with your ex in
• 59:13
  Speaker 10: the first place, I mean, without any protection after you
• 59:16
  Speaker 10: broke up with him. I know people do it all
• 59:18
  Speaker 10: the time, but you could have protected yourself. Remember why
• 59:22
  Speaker 10: you broke up with him in the first place. So
• 59:24
  Speaker 10: I'm just at a loss as to why you think
• 59:27
  Speaker 10: he has changed at all. I mean, you called him
• 59:30
  Speaker 10: an insecure cry baby, and what did you think was
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: gonna happen?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: He showed you who he was.
• 59:36
  Speaker 10: You should have believed him. You know, you guys were
• 59:38
  Speaker 10: reckless to do this. So the best you can do
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: now is to talk to your baby daddy and try
• 59:44
  Speaker 10: to reason with him about some sort of responsible co
• 59:47
  Speaker 10: parenting here, since that's not really happening. The baby comes first,
• 59:51
  Speaker 10: like I said, and Jake, like many men in his position,
• 59:56
  Speaker 10: doesn't want the drama. This is drama to Jake. All
• 59:59
  Speaker 10: this drama that comes with you and the baby daddy
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: and all of this stuff and driving up to your
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 10: house and cussing him out, all that's drama. Your ex
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 10: is full of it, this drama because he wants you back.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 10: It's not that your new boyfriend, Jake doesn't care about
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 10: you and your son, Obviously he does. It's just said
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 10: he sees you, your ex, and your son as a family.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 10: Like he said, he doesn't want to tamper with that.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 10: He'd rather move on, and who can blame him with
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 10: all this stuff you got going on, So clean up
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 10: your mess first with your ex before you try to
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 10: get serious with the man. That's my advice to you,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 10: Steve Well.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Ain't this an interesting letter? I was debating as I
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: was listening to Shirley how I was going to approach
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: this letter. But it's only one way to do it straightforward,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: dead down the middle as I go. Now, you were
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: in a long distance relationship, this woman writes for four years.
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  Speaker 4: The subject is my son's dad is blocking my happiness.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: You're in the long RelA relationship for four years. When
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: I broke up with the guy see long distance meaning
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: you don't get to see him all the time. He
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: moved to my city and I ended up getting pregnant
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: by him. After the breakup, I was already done with him,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: but now I'm tied to this insecure cry baby.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Of a man for life because of our son.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: We try to copey it, but he can understand, not
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: understand that that that's it, nothing else.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Now here's the letter. I was dating somebody for about
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: three months.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: I tried to keep it from my ex mister insecure crabbe,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: but my son told his dad about how mommy and
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Jake liked to watch TV with him. I got a
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: call from the daddy in his whiny voice, and he
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: asked me who is Jake, and so I told him
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Jake is a great man and he was very kind
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: to our son. I can hear him sniffling, so I
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: knew he was crying.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Who Jake?
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  Speaker 16: Why?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Why's she watching TV and in front of ourself. He
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: told me I was watching TV and he was right
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: there between y'all. He to hold me how much he
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: like watching TV, which.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: With y'all, and.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: You know I would I don't just won't know. Why
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: would you do that something like that? You just watching
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: TV with this boy in front of ourseln and he
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: trying to he got to go, He got to go
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: to school in the morning, and y'all got him watch
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: watch the TV with y'all.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: You going.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Hang on, Steve, okay, hey.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Yes you can a.
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  Speaker 10: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
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  Speaker 10: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strubberry letter subject
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  Speaker 10: my son's daddy is blocking my happiness.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 10: This subject is my son's daddy is blocking my happiness?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got this.
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  Speaker 4: Lady was in the long this relationship with this guy,
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  Speaker 4: cry baby whyy man. She didn't know that about him
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  Speaker 4: because she wasn't around him enough, you know. But and
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  Speaker 4: then just got she Then he moved to the city
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  Speaker 4: and y'all ended up. You got pregnant by him after
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: the breakup. I was already done with him because of
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: some other stuff that happened. But now I'm tied to
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: this insecure crib davy man because of our son. We
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: tried to coppaying, but he can't understand that that's just
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: gonna be it.
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  Speaker 7: Nothing else.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Then you say you was dating this new guy for
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: about three months.
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  Speaker 4: I tried to keep it from my ask, but my
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: son told us daddy how Mommy and Jake like to
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: watch TV with him.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I got a call from his daddy and he's whiney
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: for him. Hey, don't act like you don't know who
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: he is. Who is?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: So I told him he was a very kind man,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: and he was very kind to ourselves. I could hear
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: him stiff this, so I knew he was crushing. Answer,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: you fool jack, you're gonna tell me that you here?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: Jake was whytch you TV with your boy? She got
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: to go to school?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Why is he why?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: He and I cried and sent him here trying to
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: be this other, trying to be the father for this baby.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: You gonna sit up here and go sit up and
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: watching TV. Went to Jacob Bron Bron baby.
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  Speaker 7: I knew he was crying. He told me he was
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: on my way to the house so we could talk.
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  Speaker 2: I had a hold away. Come on away, I'm coming over.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: So you can see if you got to see me cry,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: he stumbling and just snippering. Ain't doing what I needed
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: to do.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: He needed see me.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: I'm a drive over there while and so I had
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: a dinner date with Jake. So I told my ex
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: that we'd have to talk some other times. He popped
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: up anyway, just as Jake parked his car in front
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: of my apartment. I saw my ex talking to Jake,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: and then I got a call from Jake. Hey, Jake,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: here's you.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: Jake.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Wait, Jake you, Jake, He looked like you could be kind.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: She said that you were kind to me.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: No, you, Jake be calling you in. I think you
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: should know something. Hell love her and he don't. He
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: is myself and we was gonna begether, but you was
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: blocking because now you over he being off strong and
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: everything I'm saying. I mean, so now Jake and nick
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: named him Pad. Jake called him. So Jake called. So
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: you got a call from Jake, And Jake said he
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: was gonna take a rain check because your son's father
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: was visibly a sick and he thinked I should talk
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: to him. So he said, this is what Jake said,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: I think you ought to talk to him. So she said,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: why are you calling him Pass? Then Jake said, because
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: that's the new nickname I gave him. She said, what
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: did that mean? He said, your son's pucket dad, and
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: so his pucket daddy had called up him, and so
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: you need to tell him Pad. You need to talk
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: to Pam. So I was so mad I didn't let
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: my ex come in. I cursed him out in the hallway.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Why are you cussing here?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: I want all I want to do it come here
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: and watch you like you be doing with Jake, with
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: you you want watch me from Jake and everything.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: And I would have told Jake, I told you right now.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: I told you Jay outside, I said, you're drinking ever
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: had his family, and you need to stop all this
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: hell because you need to go somewhere else.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: The other womenses out.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: Here, other women's his other women's is out here with
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: you all up everybody, baby mate, and my son he
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: like it you.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: And so then.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: I cursed him out in the hallway and I said, cousin,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: stop going to be in front of me kids.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 7: And so this is not the first time he is
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: pulling this stunt.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: He is blocking my happiness and he thinks I want
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: him a second chance because we have a son together.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Jake said, he's not trying to break up a family.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: I understand that, but I hoped that he would fight
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: for me. Jake said, well, I would fight for you,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: but I'm not never hit a woman before. I don't
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: tell you that.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 10: What.
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  Speaker 2: I can't fight for you because I ain't.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: Never hit a woman before, because because of Pad, because
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: he's drunking yet keep like a woman. I just feel
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: like it be hard for me to fight it because
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: I was raised better than that. How do I get
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: my crop bettery x to find himself a nice girl today?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: You know, because see I can't get nobody else cause
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: you know how I be crying and stuff and don't
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: like every time I'm only date with somebody and they
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: asked me was I had a relationship. I gotta start
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: trying and telling them about you. And then ain't no
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: WANs be bothering me because everybody don't want to or
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: say anything like so now you the only watern't go
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: sleep with me? And I'm trying and all the women
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: just get up there and walk away.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: And you know how it is.
• 1:09:40
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• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: Ain't nobody put it up with you? But you know
• 1:09:50
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  Speaker 2: can get some alligated and paint them.
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  Speaker 1: It's a bad idea idea.
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  Speaker 2: Because all go ahead, all right, all right, alligated. That's
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  Speaker 2: how y'all don't want to do that. Okay, how about
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: some snake eggs. They got some snake eggs.
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  Speaker 1: No you know I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Are we talking about this little snake eggs. We're gonna
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: paint them up for the kids. We put them out
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  Speaker 2: there for them a hunt, and then we'll just turn
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  Speaker 2: them back loose. We're turning back loose into the wire.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: We just need them for a day, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, righting the snake eggs hatch and bite one of
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  Speaker 4: the babies, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's over there and the bushes just shaken.
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  Speaker 1: Now we got to go to the hospital to get up.
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  Speaker 2: It is a Easter egg hunt. It is a hunt,
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  Speaker 2: so hey, you might get a hunted. All right, let's
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  Speaker 2: keep going. Now, this is a good one. This is
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: a good one. Y'all already know we've seen it we've
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: seen the documentaries on me them penguin egg them egg
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: We get some penguin eggs and paint them penguin eggs. Now,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: that's a nice that's nice for kids. Penguin egg they
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: stay with you know cold that you know they come.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: I have a heat stroke. It's ride out here in Georgia.
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  Speaker 2: The whole penguin is on his side.
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  Speaker 4: Junior, you ain't gonna be able to go get the plies.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: You worry about the cold part because he got to go.
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  Speaker 2: Speak. All right, all right, penguin egg might not work.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: How about do you just get these big eggs? Then?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: How about them? I street's egg them big ones. You
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about? Where you're gonna hide them?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Get it bigger than the kids?
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  Speaker 7: No, I got a better question. Does he think what.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: He thinks he does?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 7: I can't believe we gave him a segment?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: These are good eggs that people are not using.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: What are you?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with y'all? This is good eggs stuff. Okay,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: I got three eggs left. I got turkey eggs, I
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: got turtle eggs, and I got lifted eggs. Now, which
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: one of y'all want?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 9: None of the ball what else do you gonna get
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 9: your family with these turtle eggs?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: Gonna get your people?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: Have a whole easter egg hunt, Tommy, if you get
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: one can of fish eggs.
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  Speaker 7: So small?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, so Steve
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  Speaker 10: Dion on Facebook rights. My roommate is one of those
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 10: quote don't trust doctors type people, and yet he's always
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 10: got something wrong with him, be it an illness or
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 10: rash or whatever. He treats the stuff he reads on
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 10: the internet like it's the gospel. And the other morning
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 10: he brought some coconut oil because he read that it
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: would make his jock itch go away. Literally, I'm sitting
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 10: on the couch and see him grab a handful of
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 10: the stuff and shove it down his pants. When I
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 10: say go see a doctor, he acts like I said
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 10: something crazy.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 14: Uh.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 10: Anyway, how do you talk to someone who's unreasonable and
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 10: won't listen even with it when it's in their best interest?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: If we take a half full of coconut and jam
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: it down his shorts and start massaging his jockey, we
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: need it.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: You need no roommate. Dog, Hey, dog, Hey, man, hey, yo, yo, yo,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: yo yo.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: What do you want?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: What you do with dog? You just touch the light
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: switch after that?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: This is too much.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: It's a lot. New roommate what what? What does he do?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: What does dion do?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: You need a new roommate.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 10: So he gotta be oneting to know how he talks
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 10: to how talk to him? Because he's unreasonable and he
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 10: won't listen.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: You live with an unreasonable person? Why mm hmm.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: If you can't afford to rent, move to a one bedroom.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: You don't need a two bedroom because guess what, he
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: and the other bedroom. So take your rent and go
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: get one bedroom or efficiency so you can be happy.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: But what I'm not going to do is be sitting
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: here watching the game. You got a handful of coconut three,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: it down your past. It didn't stop jockey. That's lebron, lebron.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: Why you steady?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 7: Just massage and this cocut all into your jockey.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: No dumb you know.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: And Nick turned around here talking about talking to me,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: Hey bro, me and you ain't gonna have no conversation.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Why are you rubbing yourself with your cocain at all?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: And that was not all right?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's it.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: We do have time for one more.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a saying what you want, one.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Don't well, don't know saying don't touch the hand though.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: See this one came from a Steve Harvey f M.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 10: And this is from Kenneth who says, on Saturday, my
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 10: wife came home and I noticed dease on the rims
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 10: of three of our cars, four tires.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: I asked her what happened. Her answer tripped me out.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 10: She said, our toddler son, who rides in a car seat,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 10: just loves it when she hits potholes, and seems to
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 10: think it's a ride. So my aims for them so
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 10: she can hear our kid giggle. Now, how can I
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 10: approach this conversation? These repairs are going to cost us
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 10: a lot of money that we don't have.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Hey, baby, listen, what you could do is you can
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: take that costly out and drop it on the ground
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: and he can get that same effect that our people potholes.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Don't believe her, You believe this. This is not a
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: lot made up.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 7: Because it's oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: No no no, you can't make this up. Yeah, that's true,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: because she's not denying that it's her. She's telling you
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: how she's nick these tithing and she's running in potholes.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: But the damage to your car, to your axle, to
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: your realms and all of that is costly. Now, baby
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: need to find another way to get entertained. Right, you
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: know what he needs to do is just don't take
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: it to sleep sinsue in.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: That cost he like most babies.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you need to quit trying to find ways to
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: entertain him, I said, brug So you got to go
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: say listen, baby, to get these rhythms. Fixes don't cost money.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: So I don't think we should entertain the children. And
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: then it could be it. It could cause an accident
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: for you. You go in one of these potholes, you
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: have a blowout, lose control of the car. Now you're
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: in a really serious accident. And I don't want nothing
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: to happen to you.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: To you baby.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: Now, I don't know who that baby is. We keep
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: riding around that we don't really know. But if he
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: wants some excitement, we can strap it to the hood
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: while you're gonna put it in the trunk. If he
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: wants some excitement, let him ride in the trunk and
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: don't strap it down. Just let that cause he take
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: these curves how it want to it? Since he like
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: laughing and stuff like.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Mister, Yeah, all right.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 10: Anyway, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 10: coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 10: So this Sunday, we know, is Easter Sunday, and a
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 10: lot of people get you know, a lot of kids
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 10: get Easter baskets.
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  Speaker 1: So here's the question. If you were to receive an
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: adult Easter basket, what would you want in it? What
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: would you want in your Steve?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, are you asking me now? Or if when I
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: was single?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: I think when you were single would be more interesting,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: So let's go with that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Easter Bunny would actually be a girl.
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  Speaker 4: The bunny in the girl yeah, Jessica rabbit in female form,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: but in live Oh lord, yeah, that'd been my Easter basket.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah I like that? All right?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: What about your neph.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Hallie Berry right in that basket?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Los now back when I was single, back when
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: I was singing?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, of course, thank you? Just how that help you out?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Come on, chewing you what you got.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 9: East of dinner. Just you want to eat some hands,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 9: I got to eat. You know, holidays be hard when
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 9: you single. You got to figure ot where you go
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 9: eat at. I'm tia go in people's houses on east.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 9: I need that to here in my basket.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: That's what I need.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 9: I gotta big get way over to somebody house. That's
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 9: difficult work to do.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you guys. Hey y'all, this is Monica,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: This is Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: Blood Yo.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: This is Steven A. Smith.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Chaka Kahan. You have no idea what
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: Do you ever notice your floora still look dirty even
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: after you mop?
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  Speaker 1: around it. Would you rather?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 10: Would you rather take back anything you say? Or would
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 10: you rather listen in on every conversation about you? I
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 10: said what I said?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, I staying on business.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 10: Are either you either taking it back or you're listening
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 10: in on every conversation about it?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: You should have some more to say.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: So is out hear what you said bout me?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: Steve? I'm not taking back nothing I said. I don't
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: give it what you see.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: It's so simple, I mean.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: Full blown. I could give less than all right?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 10: Would you rather show your coworkers every picture in your phone?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 10: Or would you read aloud every text you've sent in
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 10: the past five days?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 10: So send you send your coworkers every picture on your phone,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 10: or read aloud every text you've sent in the past.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 7: Well, if that would depend on what level of pain
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: y'all want to experience? What do you mean say hurt
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 7: me deeply? Then I'm gonna let y'all read these texts.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: So you're talking about the text you about us?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: If you want to say, shock me, how you want
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 7: to do it?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 6: So it's on us, right?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Would you rather but you put it back on us?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, see, Junior, I'm gonna tell you right now, because
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: where your coping skills work.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: You need your legat pictures and send your let me
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: what you say. No, you'll be in therapy.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Then it would be your own people, all your own people.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: I'm just keeping it real with you.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 7: You don't need the text, these pictures and go lobby.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Taking. What about, Junior, You don't need CITs.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 7: You're talking to children now. Oh, you don't need.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: City text because you ain't. You ain't that stable. You
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: got too much right now, you got.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 6: A lot on.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: You have full capacity loaded.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: For two weeks.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 10: Would you rather wear your spouse's panties or just go commando?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Wow? Oh well I ain't wear no penis.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Just commando.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Oh I'm just out there, just ignorant.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 7: No, I can't get my white pennies on.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: You're telling you're talking about cutting off all circulations. Man,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: I gotta get that. I get to that.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: If Jesse above my knee, I get the little things
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: on mighty blohing might look like a guard bill. I
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: ain't gonna get both legs in them. But we have
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: a would you rather for Junior, not what we're talking about?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: Your wife's clothes. So I was thinking about Junior. Here's
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: a question for you, June. Advisor or head band?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 7: You said that.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: Women tell you Tom you know.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 7: It's head man, black basketball players.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Give me, give me the vizor again. I'm going I'm
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: not all right. We gotta go lines.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: That's today's round.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 10: It would you rather coming up in forty nine minutes
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 10: after the hour, we'll close out the show with the
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 10: one and only Steve Harvey.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: This Steve Harvey, Marty show Man.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: How did you How did.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: Your father affect your world view?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Your of the world exactly?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: I wasn't allowed to have no view of the world.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: You just need to see what I see and that's all.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: And don't worry about what they're doing over there in.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: Spain and all that. That ain't yourbiousness. You don't have
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: no worldview.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: You just see what I'm You just better look at
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: what I'm trying to show you and all this world
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: view you get that later.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 7: Well, right now, we're digging this hole and put this
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 7: post and make these fists.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: That's your view. Look down in that hole.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 7: Make sure it's deep enough that I wasn't allowed to
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 7: have a worldview.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: Up right after you.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: Do you ever notice your floor still look dirty even
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: after you mop. Power mop gives you a deeper clean
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: you can see and feel, unlike stream mops. So for
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: power mop absorbs more dirt and locks it away even
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: and hard to reach places.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: Like behind the toilet.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: The new micro scrubbers delivered of tiny, deep cleaning actions
• 1:26:02
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• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: or your money back?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, last break of the day. Time for
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  Speaker 1: your closing remarks. What do you have for a today,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: my friend?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: Well, I I want to keep motivating people. One of
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: the greatest motivations in my life was my dreams. My
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: dreams were so motivating to me because it put me
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: in a place of not so much focusing on where
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: I was, but it caused me to put my focus
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: on where I was headed, and so as dismal as
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: the where I was was, it didn't throw me off
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: as sinking of a feeling as I had at times
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: in my life. Because of my dream I didn't feel
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: sunken as low as I had gotten at some points
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: in my life, I didn't ever think I wasn't gonna
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: ever come up because.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: Of my dreams.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: My dreams inspired me to keep going. So what I'm
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: saying to you is this. People ask me, Steve, what
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: motivates you? What makes you keep going? It's my dreams
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: what causes you to keep getting up, going to work
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: when you sick, fighting through all the stuff they saying
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: about you. How do you handle all this negativity around
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: you and you just keep going? It's my dreams. It's
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: my faith in God. It's my faith in God that
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: there's no way He brought me this far to leave me.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: That because you hating on me. You ain't my God,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: you ain't my savior. You can't hate me out.
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  Speaker 2: Of what He has for me.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: And you're hating me cannot stop nothing God has for
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: me or for you. So my faith in God and
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: my dreams have been my motivation. Motivation. Look at here now,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: just a good one. Motivation is when your dreams put
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  Speaker 4: on work clothes.
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  Speaker 7: Did you hear me?
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  Speaker 4: Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes, when
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  Speaker 4: your dreams dress up and go to work. That's the motivation. Nah,
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  Speaker 4: you motivated? You don't put some work clothes on them dreams.
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  Speaker 4: Because see, you can stay sleep and have your dreams,
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  Speaker 4: or you can wake up and you can chase them.
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  Speaker 4: You need to wake up and chase them. You need
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  Speaker 4: to wake up and chase them dreams. You need to
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  Speaker 4: put some work clothes on them, jeans. You got to
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  Speaker 4: get some grit, some dirty on you. You got to
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  Speaker 4: put work clothes on your dreams. That's your motivation. I'm
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  Speaker 4: motivated because, man, my dreams, they keep me going because
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  Speaker 4: it means I'm headed somewhere. Your dreams make your head somewhere. Man,
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  Speaker 4: you ain't gotta get stuck on here. Like I tell
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  Speaker 4: people all the time, I keep a plaque in my
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  Speaker 4: office in Atlanta that says, and a dude send it
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  Speaker 4: to me. A friend of mine, when I was going
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  Speaker 4: through a bunch of messed up stuff, he send me
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  Speaker 4: a plaque that says, if you going through hell, just
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  Speaker 4: keep going.
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  Speaker 7: Why would you stop there? Why would you stop in hell?
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  Speaker 7: You going through hell?
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  Speaker 2: Just keep going?
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  Speaker 7: Because I'm heading somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: So all the hell I've been through, I survive at
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  Speaker 4: all because of my dreams, because of my faith. Because
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  Speaker 4: my dreams allow me to think that the better day
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  Speaker 4: is coming. So if a better day is coming, why
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  Speaker 4: am I tripping so hard on what's happening today? Because
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: I know the better day is coming. Because one day, somehow,
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  Speaker 4: my God gonna make my dreams come true, simply because
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  Speaker 4: how you know that's TV because he said he would. Now,
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  Speaker 4: you tell me one thing he said that ain't popped off.
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  Speaker 4: You tell me one promise.
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  Speaker 7: He made he ain't kept.
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  Speaker 4: You tell me one thing he'd bene assured you of
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  Speaker 4: that you can't rest assured that's gonna propably.
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  Speaker 6: Just name it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. See, I got that much.
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  Speaker 4: Sense as a Christian, as flawed as I am, I
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  Speaker 4: have that much sense as a Christian. So those Christians
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  Speaker 4: of you that's better than me, congratulations. But guess what
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  Speaker 4: I know that about him?
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  Speaker 6: Know?
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  Speaker 4: I know that his promises is true, and I got
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  Speaker 4: enough sense to lean on them. So when you see
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: me falling and making mistakes and doing something wrong and
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  Speaker 4: not staying on the white line, you can quit tripping
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  Speaker 4: with me. I'll get back on him line. Just give
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  Speaker 4: me a minute. I just fell off. I just made
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  Speaker 4: a mistake, that's all.
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  Speaker 7: I said. Something I shouldn't have said. I went somewhere.
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  Speaker 7: I shouldn't have went. I got that. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 7: it together.
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  Speaker 4: Lord forgive me and what he gonna do, and I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna get back up, and I'm gonna get it right agreeing,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get it right again. My dreams motivate me.
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  Speaker 4: My faith motivates me. Motivation is when your dreams put
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  Speaker 4: on work clothes. You did, That's what motivation is. When
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: I'm going to do something about making what I dream
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  Speaker 4: about come true. My dreams got work clothes on them.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: So when you see me out there, my dreams got
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  Speaker 4: on work clothes. I'm trying to make it happen. My
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: faith in God gonna make sure that happen. And I
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: just give him something to touch my dream. Those are
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  Speaker 4: my clothes remarks to day. All put on work, you better.
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  Speaker 2: Get it right.
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  Speaker 6: Keep it.
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