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Michael Jordan Health, Kamala Montana, 877-29-STEVE, Panda Bears and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all all at all, So.
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  Speaker 2: Don't given a million bus bussy.
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  Speaker 3: Or listening to.
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  Speaker 2: Show up to I don't join.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Joy, you gotta.
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  Speaker 5: Love, you.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta turn, got to turn them out.
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  Speaker 4: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn him out,
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  Speaker 4: the water of the money up looking.
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  Speaker 3: Come come on, you'll think, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 3: You're listening to the voice I said, come on now,
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  Speaker 3: dig me to one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 3: radio show. Okay, Now, I'm gonna be really honest with
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  Speaker 3: you this morning. I really don't know what to say.
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  Speaker 3: I really don't. I was sitting here and I was
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  Speaker 3: thinking what do I say today. I do know that
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  Speaker 3: I want to be encouraging, uplifting and inspirational in some
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  Speaker 3: way to affect somebody today. Oftentimes, these conversations that I
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  Speaker 3: have in the mornings, they're designed with me because I
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  Speaker 3: needed myself, y'all, to be honest with you. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you know, who makes the comedian laugh? I used to
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  Speaker 3: say all the time, And even though what we talk
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  Speaker 3: about in the morning is not a laughing matter, it
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  Speaker 3: kind of like, is who I am today. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I need motivation in my life sometimes myself. I think
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  Speaker 3: when I get in moments like this, I often resort
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  Speaker 3: back to the same thing over and over and over.
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  Speaker 3: And when I find myself in certain predicaments, I can
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  Speaker 3: always fall back on the same thing over and over.
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  Speaker 3: So while I'm sitting here trying to figure out what
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  Speaker 3: to say to you, the one thing that I did
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  Speaker 3: do this morning that I find to be very consistent
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  Speaker 3: in me is that I find myself grateful. I'm ever
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  Speaker 3: grateful for the things that God has done for me.
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  Speaker 3: I may not always know what to say, but I
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  Speaker 3: know how to say thank you.
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  Speaker 6: I do.
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  Speaker 3: I know how to remember and reflect back on where
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  Speaker 3: I come from. I know how to realize where all
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  Speaker 3: my blessings come from. I'm very very conscious of my
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  Speaker 3: journey that I've been on, the one that was from
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  Speaker 3: then until now, that journey right there is it's been.
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  Speaker 3: It's been. It's been. It's been difficult, man, it really
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  Speaker 3: really has. I ain't gonna lie to you.
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  Speaker 6: Me.
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  Speaker 3: Becoming successful was very difficult. But as as hard as
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  Speaker 3: this is to say, I really really mean this. I
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't change nothing about the trip I've been on number
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  Speaker 3: one because I can't change anything about it. So I
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  Speaker 3: never lived my life in regret. But the main thing
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  Speaker 3: is was I discovered along the way now, not doing
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  Speaker 3: the process when you're going through rough moments that you
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  Speaker 3: can't hardly see the good in it at the time.
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  Speaker 3: It's just rough for you and it seems unexplainable, and
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  Speaker 3: oftentimes I thought it was unfair. But as I am now,
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  Speaker 3: I needed every single thing that happened to me, that
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  Speaker 3: happened to me to happen to me. I hope that
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  Speaker 3: makes sense to you. I needed everything to happen in
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  Speaker 3: the exact order and the exact way that it happened
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  Speaker 3: in order for me to be the person that I've become.
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  Speaker 3: And that right there, man, is just very comforting to me.
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  Speaker 3: Mister Jakes told me one time, he said, the closer
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  Speaker 3: you get to God, the more friendly you all become,
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  Speaker 3: the more He will reveal to you the how it
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  Speaker 3: comes and what falls of a lot of things that's
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  Speaker 3: happened to you. Because a lot of times what troubles
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  Speaker 3: us is we just can't understand why we lost that
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  Speaker 3: love on back then. We just can't understand why we
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  Speaker 3: didn't get what we wanted back then, we just don't
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  Speaker 3: understand how come our plan didn't work out and we
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  Speaker 3: had to fail so miserably. Back then, we don't understand
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  Speaker 3: the answers to these things. Well, the closer I've gotten
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  Speaker 3: to God, the more those explanations have become crystal clear
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  Speaker 3: to me. And See, the one thing that I came
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  Speaker 3: to the realization everybody is that the things that was
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  Speaker 3: happening to me, they weren't really all bad. They really
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  Speaker 3: wasn't that they didn't taste good. When it was happening,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't enjoy what I was going through. But as
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  Speaker 3: I look back on them and reflect now, it wasn't
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  Speaker 3: all bad. Some of the those things were so necessary
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  Speaker 3: for me to get the information because see, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know about you, but I'm kind of hard headed and stubborn.
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  Speaker 3: I said, I don't know about you, but I'm kind
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  Speaker 3: of hard headed and stubborn. I kind of like to
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  Speaker 3: think that I know something about some things every now
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  Speaker 3: and then, and the things I am convinced about. I
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  Speaker 3: don't really really care for people trying to talk me
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  Speaker 3: off mine. So I can be stubborn and hard headed
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  Speaker 3: sometimes God knows that about me. So I think to
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  Speaker 3: get some of the messages crystal clear through to me
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  Speaker 3: that I needed to learn. That was this process I
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  Speaker 3: had to go through. That process was my journey, It
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  Speaker 3: was my trip. It was my woe, my pain. See,
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  Speaker 3: everybody got them different, It don't matter what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody got a woe, everybody got a pain, everybody got
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  Speaker 3: a trial, everybody got some tribulations, everybody got some challenge.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care who you are. Just quit looking at
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  Speaker 3: me thinking that I got it going on so tough man.
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  Speaker 3: But if Steve, yeah, it's easy for you to say that,
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  Speaker 3: but you ain't here. You don't know where bed. If
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  Speaker 3: you would stop hanging yourself up on your past, worrying
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  Speaker 3: about your woes and your troubles and the situation you in,
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  Speaker 3: and start praying and start asking God to get you
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  Speaker 3: through it. See a lot of times you messed it.
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  Speaker 3: You messed the message up yourself, because when you're going
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  Speaker 3: through some stuff, you ask God to remove it and
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  Speaker 3: take it away. That ain't the lesson. You got to
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  Speaker 3: learn your lesson sometimes it's got to be how to
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  Speaker 3: be strong, how to see it through, how to bear
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  Speaker 3: under it, how to carry that weight long distances for
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  Speaker 3: long periods of time. That's how you get strong The
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  Speaker 3: lesson is to make you stronger. But to make you stronger,
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  Speaker 3: you got to carry the weight. You can't get stronger
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  Speaker 3: you don't go to gym or you don't do something
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  Speaker 3: at your house to lift your own body weight. See,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of people can't even do push ups. They
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  Speaker 3: can't get down, and in the course of a day,
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  Speaker 3: give you a hundred push ups because they ain't. They
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  Speaker 3: ain't never tried it. They boy it. They get to
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  Speaker 3: twenty and they're shake it so bad they stop. That's
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  Speaker 3: too much for me. Well, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 3: So I learned to quit praying to take stuff away.
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  Speaker 3: My prayer became to give me the strength to handle it.
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  Speaker 3: People oftentimes ask me, how do you do all that
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  Speaker 3: you do in the course of the day. I don't
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  Speaker 3: really know. I just know I can because I know
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  Speaker 3: God don't put more on you than you can bath.
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  Speaker 3: So when you ask me how you do all of
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  Speaker 3: what you do in the course of the day, I
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  Speaker 3: got God. God is good. He'll get you through whatever
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  Speaker 3: it is you're going through. So when you tripping and
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  Speaker 3: you don't know what to say, reflect and be grateful
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  Speaker 3: for all you reflect on, think about God's goodness, and
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  Speaker 3: watch what He do for you. That's the cold part.
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  Speaker 7: Okayst morning, they may have you underguided attention.
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  Speaker 3: I will try a different approach this morning. I will
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  Speaker 3: see what happened if I try to whisper this message.
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  Speaker 3: God is good. But I really want to tell everybody,
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  Speaker 3: so I'm not trying to be ashamed of it. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just saying it in a whisper tone because maybe that'll
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  Speaker 3: change the effect. It's the same message. It's just a
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  Speaker 3: delivery sometimes has a profound effect on the recipient. God
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  Speaker 3: is good, y'all all the time, and all the time.
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  Speaker 6: You know it.
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  Speaker 2: God.
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  Speaker 3: The reason you're able to complete this centis is because
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  Speaker 3: you know this to be a fact. You was raised
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  Speaker 3: this way. Don't fer off too far from what your
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  Speaker 3: mothers and your grandmama's taught you. It still works, Prayer
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  Speaker 3: still changes things. Prayer is your most effective tool in life. Man,
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  Speaker 3: God is good, period. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the
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  Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well said, well done, well produced,
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  Speaker 3: well performed. Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica. Nephew
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  Speaker 3: Tommy Junior is not in right now for some reason
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  Speaker 3: after just talking about Tomas. Oh really, oh yeah he
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  Speaker 3: did you? Okaytis time. Okay, I know who I'm pranking
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  Speaker 3: next time. Okay, Now, Tommy, you gotta be careful with
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  Speaker 3: pranking Junior. You know he ain't he don't handle stuff
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  Speaker 3: real Well. Wow, we got a tiptoe round like that.
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  Speaker 3: We can't take a prank.
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  Speaker 8: Well, you left message not to talk about you when
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  Speaker 8: you're off. You left the message.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah we heard.
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  Speaker 9: And you did exactly that, Shirley, So what are we
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  Speaker 9: talking about? Will you please tell them you are they boss,
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  Speaker 9: but you my uncle? So they clearly gets it, uh,
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  Speaker 9: misconfused or something like that. I don't know what it is,
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  Speaker 9: but let them know. They always where was she?
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  Speaker 3: Where was she?
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  Speaker 6: What was you do?
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  Speaker 9: You don't need to know what I'm doing and where
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  Speaker 9: I was or knowing that, y'all. Y'all, first of all,
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  Speaker 9: they let them know this too, that you will be
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  Speaker 9: leaving the show to me. It will be whether it's
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  Speaker 9: left to me, will to me. But just let them
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  Speaker 9: know that because they really don't know. You know, they
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  Speaker 9: ain't treating a new boss, right, That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 9: I don't looking at the concern on Carl's face.
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  Speaker 2: The show to him? What does that mean?
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  Speaker 8: Steve, You're leaving the show to your nephew. What does
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  Speaker 8: that mean?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say that. And that's mister nephew to you calling.
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  Speaker 7: That, isn't that?
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  Speaker 8: The only reason you hired him is because he's family,
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  Speaker 8: because he is your nephew. I'm Sharley Strawberry.
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  Speaker 3: That part, I'm like, what, Oh, I wouldn't hold I
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't hide on talent. What y'all trying to not that?
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  Speaker 3: Then you wouldn't not back then you wasn't because we
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  Speaker 3: couldn't even get you to come to work in l A.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, let me put this out here. I
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  Speaker 3: had no plans of leaving the show.
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  Speaker 9: Let me just okay, but if you did, you be
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  Speaker 9: willing it to me though telling him that though, tell him,
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  Speaker 9: don't do that. Don't do that now when we were
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  Speaker 9: family and we boys.
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  Speaker 7: Now you get on here, you be coming up at
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  Speaker 7: thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew.
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  Speaker 8: Right right after this, he runs that prank back on
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  Speaker 8: the Steve Harvey Morning.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: All right, it is time now for the nephew to
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  Speaker 8: run that prank back, nephew, what you got for us?
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  Speaker 3: I got some you know, I had to look it up.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you know I wasn't here todays. Let y'all
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  Speaker 3: rent it on you.
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  Speaker 8: We know, we know, we know you weren't here yesterday.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, oh please stop, you stop. Yeah, but but but
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  Speaker 9: but this right here is Boogie snitching. Boogie snitching. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: just right here, this is a good one. Take a listen,
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  Speaker 9: hell man, I speak to Bugie. Yeah, hey, boogie, this KB.
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  Speaker 9: Let me ask you something, man, How you get out
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  Speaker 9: of jail before Marcus got out of jail. How y'all
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  Speaker 9: go to jail at the same time, but you get
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  Speaker 9: out a month before him and he's still in there.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 5: hold on.
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  Speaker 11: Who is this?
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  Speaker 3: This KB?
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  Speaker 9: This Marcus brother? Tell me how you get out of jail?
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  Speaker 9: But Marc is still in there and you've been out over.
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  Speaker 3: A month now.
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  Speaker 5: They say you hold up, hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 9: No, they say you snitching, Buggie. That's what's going on.
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  Speaker 9: You up in there, snitching.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on, bron hold on, you're so slowing down, Slow
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  Speaker 5: down a little bit.
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  Speaker 12: Hold up, you know what. I really don't need to
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  Speaker 12: be having this conversation with you, But you coming at
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  Speaker 12: me like this.
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  Speaker 5: It's called bail.
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  Speaker 3: How you how you? How you out on bail? But
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  Speaker 3: Mark is still in there?
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  Speaker 6: Tell me that, Bucky man, how you.
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  Speaker 12: Gonna call me with you know what?
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  Speaker 6: You know what?
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  Speaker 12: I ain't say the trip with you? But you now
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  Speaker 12: this hold on, let me hold on, let me pull it.
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  Speaker 6: On right now.
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  Speaker 9: All I know is they the one saying you the
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  Speaker 9: one that snitched on my brother and that's why he's still.
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  Speaker 3: In there and you out.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know where you're getting this from, but I'm
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  Speaker 12: gonna tell you what.
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  Speaker 5: I had to go to work. I need to get
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  Speaker 5: out of there.
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  Speaker 11: But you ain't.
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  Speaker 12: You ain't hearing me. I went to jail too.
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  Speaker 9: Bucky, you're gonna mess around and get your I asked,
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  Speaker 9: what for snitching?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Because that's what you've been out there doing.
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  Speaker 5: Man, What the gut you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: You been out there snitching. That's why you out, and
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  Speaker 3: my brother Marcus is still in there. You you know what?
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  Speaker 5: You know what it's called damn, that's what this car
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  Speaker 5: is called.
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  Speaker 12: Bell.
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  Speaker 5: I had to go to work.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know what you tripping on.
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  Speaker 9: I'm on is the fact that you're out and my
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  Speaker 9: brother ain't out. He's still in there. No, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 9: tell you something. I'm looking for you, buggy.
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  Speaker 3: You hear me.
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  Speaker 12: I'm looking for you, but you but you know you
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  Speaker 12: know where I'm at.
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  Speaker 5: You know where?
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  Speaker 6: You know what?
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  Speaker 5: Since you since you run around here like a little
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  Speaker 5: like he is, let me tell you what happened.
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  Speaker 6: Let me tell you where.
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  Speaker 12: All I want to do is gonna get me the bill.
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  Speaker 12: I jump in the car and then I was getting
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  Speaker 12: your mama some cigarettes.
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  Speaker 5: So how you coming at me like that? Okay, come
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  Speaker 5: in the car with him and then canna certain phrase
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  Speaker 5: up one, I sell him. Now DoD put that out.
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  Speaker 11: We just going around the corner.
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  Speaker 5: And now he got here. Stop putting it out in
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  Speaker 5: the car. He throw to stop the one and now
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  Speaker 5: we get pulled over, telling y'all, I jumped out the car,
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  Speaker 5: telling it all. I don't got st with this.
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  Speaker 3: Who was smoking? You a marker?
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  Speaker 12: I don't even smoke.
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  Speaker 5: No, I had to go to work. I go to work.
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  Speaker 12: I can't deal with that. I told him dudes to
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  Speaker 12: put it out. Lord Porto, they search damn car. How
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  Speaker 12: the hell you gonna be riding like that and let
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  Speaker 12: pull you on with snack pop off in the trunk.
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  Speaker 12: You gotta figure ass spiker box that back there with
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  Speaker 12: no damn wires on. Now the hell you figure I'm
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  Speaker 12: a snitch.
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  Speaker 5: You don't take no tail, just and know it. You
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  Speaker 5: got to back there. Hell yeah, guy there, man, I'm
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  Speaker 5: saying me in this drinking way out of tarlet that
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  Speaker 5: ain't don.
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  Speaker 1: Come at me that like that.
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  Speaker 12: You you weren't coming.
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  Speaker 5: You know exactly where I'm at.
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  Speaker 3: So just y'all.
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  Speaker 9: They got you up in there drinking water out of tart.
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  Speaker 9: You're gonna come up and start snitching on everybody.
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  Speaker 11: You know what you you?
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  Speaker 5: I had to go to work. Hell hell, I use
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  Speaker 5: all my damn money trying to get out of there
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  Speaker 5: on something.
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  Speaker 3: Oh this can't be, But you got to go to work.
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  Speaker 3: That can't be. But you got to have some heart somewhere.
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  Speaker 12: Don't coming at me like that.
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  Speaker 11: I was just going to the stove.
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  Speaker 3: Can I say something of you?
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  Speaker 12: Man?
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  Speaker 5: I want to you. No, no, what you can't say,
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  Speaker 5: Let me take Let me tell you, let me give you,
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  Speaker 5: shoot you something says you gotta be the male man.
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  Speaker 5: Let me shoot you a thing or to tell your
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  Speaker 5: brother just don't drop the soap.
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  Speaker 9: No, he ain't gonna drop the soap. I'm I'm gonna
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  Speaker 9: tell my brother, no, no, no, listen to me. No no, no,
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  Speaker 9: no no, I'm gonna tell you don't and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 9: tell you this.
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  Speaker 5: You got to tell me what you got to tell me.
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell your boss everything about you, and then
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  Speaker 9: you're gonna lose your little damn job.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, it can't be.
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  Speaker 12: You can no, you know what what you studying for me?
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  Speaker 3: What you stuttering?
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  Speaker 5: Fun?
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  Speaker 12: I can't believe you called me with no like this.
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  Speaker 12: Just lose my number, don't call me. No, come on
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  Speaker 12: behind this.
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  Speaker 9: Let me say something to you right now, booget, What
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  Speaker 9: you got to say.
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  Speaker 3: This, nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
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  Speaker 3: just got pranked, bogy do.
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  Speaker 6: Me like that?
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  Speaker 2: Dog?
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  Speaker 5: You know this this ain't nothing to play with this
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: ain't this ain't nothing really play with it?
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: All right, boogey man, I'm sorry you okay, but no.
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: You know what I listened to you man, You an't
• 19:04
  Speaker 12: supposed to do no brother like that were supposed to be. Really,
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: you don't do me like that May I put I
• 19:09
  Speaker 12: put this dude on the best a man.
• 19:11
  Speaker 9: Look at your boy, Shannon, he said, here, your best friend,
• 19:15
  Speaker 9: Shannon is the one that put me up to this dog.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: May you know what is that your boy?
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Is that your best friend Sandy May May?
• 19:25
  Speaker 12: Why y'all do me like this? I'm gonna take care
• 19:28
  Speaker 12: of Shennon.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: I got him, May, y'all.
• 19:30
  Speaker 9: I just know.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Hey, let me ask you this. What is the baddest
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: radio show in.
• 19:36
  Speaker 12: The land, Oh man, the steam Harming Morning Show?
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Did I get you?
• 19:41
  Speaker 10: Did I get you?
• 19:43
  Speaker 12: May you know what you got?
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: That's all? You know?
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Boy?
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: You got You got a whole bunch of people, that's why.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: But now you one of them. That's what I do.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Tell me.
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: It's back all right, and it's time to tell you
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: about Sweetest Day Comedy Jam. That's Sweetest Day Comedy Jam, Saturday,
• 20:04
  Speaker 9: October the nineteen. Tickets on sale right now. That's Chicago, Illinois,
• 20:08
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• 20:11
  Speaker 9: that's Tommy Davis and louneil Tony Robbers and yours truly
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: nephew Tommy. That is all going down Saturday, October nineteen.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Tickets on sale written.
• 20:21
  Speaker 9: Now what else I got, nephew, tim Me your friends
• 20:23
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• 20:35
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• 20:49
  Speaker 8: Legends all right, nephew, thank you.
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: Coming up next, it is ask the COLO, our Chief
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Show. Coming up at the top
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: of the hour.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: In Entertainment News, Usher says his Twitter slash ex account
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: got hacked, Michael Jordan sparks health concerns among fans after
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: his recent public appearance, and Carla has today's music news.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: The iHeartRadio Music Festival is still trending. We'll talk about
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: that and all of these stories at the top of
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: the hour, but right now it is time to ask
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: the CLO.
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: This is from Darius in Wichita.
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: Darius said, a new girl that I met baked some cookies,
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: baked me some cookies. I left them in my car
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: to hide them from my girlfriend. I forgot about them,
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: and we were headed to church Sunday, but my car
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: was full of ants. How do I explain the cookies
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: and the ants to my woman?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Man, you got some cookies from the jaw You somebody,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: an old woman at the job, bake baked cookies and
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: you've left the cookies in your car and ants in
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: your car. Cookies can come from anywhere. A bakery, real bakery.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: You know your boy's wife bake cookies. Gay you something
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: boy anything? You ain't even in no danger.
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: This is not a big lie right here. This is nothing.
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: This is nothing.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Is almost a white lie here.
• 22:24
  Speaker 13: H don't even bother you such a low level yeah deception.
• 22:31
  Speaker 13: He could figure it up. He doesn't need you on
• 22:34
  Speaker 13: this one.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Wonder what the hell you wrote for?
• 22:41
  Speaker 8: You're on your own, Darius in Wichita. All right, there
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: we go. This is from Chelsea and Raleigh. Chelsea rights.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: I tried to do something special by taking my husband
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: to lunch, but he criticized my driving the whole way.
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: I had to go the way he wanted to go
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: and park where he told me to park. I took
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: an uber home and let him drive himself.
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: Why be so critical?
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: You took an uber, You got mad, left your car
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: and took a Wow. I don't want to put this
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: out there, sister, but that sounds like mantal problems to me.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: If you can't be in the car with him just
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: to go back home. You came up with a good idea.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: You tried to do something, you know, romantic, thoughtful, like
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: driving like that. Put a left on touch wheel over there,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: you see the blinker? Hey, hey, hey, you slow down.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: You're too close behind them? People right there? Make a
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: right turn on red? Ain't nobody coming? I can't stand well,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: I don't drive. Do you ride with your wife's tea?
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: You mean when she's driving something?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Driving? I try not. I can drive me crazy. I
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: can't take it though.
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: Feeling is mutual. That's why she took an uber. But
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: you should have taken it.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what I try to do is close my
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: eyes when I have to do so, I don't comment.
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: So you got that whole female driver thing.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, but she's a good driver. It's
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: just like, here's a deal. Why are you actually thinks
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: this is what she thinks?
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Because it's it's it's you know, she thinks better driving
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: than me. She thinks she had better barbecue than me.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Ain't what you ain't.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: Like me?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: That's a Memphis girl. Now the ain't nobody barbecue down there?
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Or she can cook? Now, she's a much better cook
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: than I am. There ain't no doubt about it. I
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: can't even come close. Hm. But outside though, on the
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: grill though, cold fire? Would you pelletts?
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: No?
• 25:02
  Speaker 13: No, no.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: And before we get off, the subject who you don't
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: want to be in the car with when they're driving
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: is Monica.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: Monica Barnes.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I've been next to her, you do know. I'm just
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: warning you. Her right foot is made out of all lead.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, I know shrawberry and talking about nobody's driving fats.
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: I know how to sing.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I drive fast. Monica drives crazy, Macha, crazy woman,
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: and she has road rage.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: All right, We're moving on to Sheila and Brooklyn.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: I'm dating this guy that's vegan like me, but he
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: ordered grilled trout for dinner. I told him he's a pescatarian,
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: not a vegetarian, not a vegan. That was two weeks ago,
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: and he's still bringing it up even though we know
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: I was right. Is it a sign that he can't
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: let stuff go?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Oh? Hell yeah, that's a sign. It's also a sign
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: that he don't know what he is. He ordered some trout.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: You ain't a.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Vegan, but.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: See it's okay. Well I don't understand. You know, I
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: know some vegans who have stopped being vegan for certain reasons.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: M h.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: And it's amazing to be around him now because they
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: ain't more meat than meat. Every mouthfool was a speech
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: about the dangers. Yeah, I have one more person. Tell
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: me you can get the same amount of protein for
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: some kale that you that's a damn line. Kale is
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: the one vegetable that should be reserved for four legged
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: animal wishes. Cause kale dog. If you don't chop it
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: up real fine, yes, you're gonna cut yourself, you know, man,
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Like they're trying to give you like a kale leaf
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: salad and like man, y'all got to chop this up,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: damn near the way. It looked like parsley.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: Kill with a ninja knife.
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: Yes, NonStop, Yeah, all right, last one, Steve, This is
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: from Quay and Charlotte. Quay says, I just turned thirty
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: and I'm tired of clubbing and drinking all night. My
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: girlfriend is twenty eight and she still wants to turn
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: up for the GRAM and pop bottles in the VIP.
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: I'm ready for a family and I really do love her.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: Should I give her more time to settle down?
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I think you're going to have to give her
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: a little nudge, brother, because it's usually the other way around. Yeah,
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: that's true, So I think you need to give her
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: a little nudge. You know, there's popping bottles for the
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: GRAM and all like that. The GRAM has cost more
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: people relationships and futures. I've never seen anything like it, man,
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: I've never seen anything like it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I know what the Jones is trying to impress them, man,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: that people at all costs.
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: She's just twenty eight though.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: But you know something though, the thing about clicks and likes.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying this about the ground thing about clicks
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: and likes. When that's your aim and objective is to
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: get clicks and likes. The universe does not differentiate between
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: positive clicks and negative clicks. They just give you the.
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: Clicks, Well, they don't care.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: That's what they want, so right, careful though, because all
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: the clicks ain't good.
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: You're saying, be careful what you wish for. Well, he
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: really wants to settle down, so he might have.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah for that.
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, Colo, thank you. Coming up at the
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: you right after this.
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: You're listening.
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: Morning show.
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: NBA legend sixty one year old Michael Jordan has sparked
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: health concerns among fans after he was spotted at a
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: Champions League game UH last week, and some fans were
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: concerned about the yellowing of his eyes and speculated if
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: it was a sign of him suffering from jaundice brought
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: by alcohol abuse, or elevated melanin pigment on the surface
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: of the eye. However, according to The Daily Mail, a
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: source close to Michael said Michael is in good condition
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: despite fears.
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: Over his health.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: The source said quote, he goes to the doctor. He
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: is just getting older and the recent picks are in
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: no way or should be a reason for concern. There
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: is nothing wrong with him. Like everyone, we should get
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: a little more exercise and Michael enjoys the life he
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: has made for himself. But there isn't any hidden illness,
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: uh that he is dealing with and quote, So Michael
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: Jordan's is fine, don't.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's been looking like that for a long time.
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: So I don't know what.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know if people just now saw in pictures
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: he looks like we're getting hold of that. Yeah, what
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: they want him to do, don't on something? What they want,
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: what they won't want. I mean, look at him. He
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: looked just like his father.
• 30:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he really does.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: He really does.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: So the source says he's okay. So yeah, yeah that's
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: whoever the sword.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he has the money to to get some proscription
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: and chef. They buy new eyes.
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: If new eyes.
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: Another entertainment news, according to Billboard, Usher posted a message
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: on Sunday stating that his ex account was hacked. Usher
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: posted quote account got hacked and you all ran with it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: See you tonight at the Intoit Dome end quote, referring
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: to a show in LA. Some people on social media
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: question the timing of what appeared to be a social
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: media cleanse in light of Usher's professional relationship with Diddy,
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: who was arrested last week. On federal sex trafficking and
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: racketeering charges. Usher worked with him from a young age.
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: Their history goes back to Usher's nineteen ninety four debut album,
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: which did He executive produced? Did He Plead It Not Guilty?
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: Was denied bail at his raiment and appeel. If convicted
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: of the charges, did he face his minimum sentence of
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: fifteen years in prison and a maximum of life behind bars.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Said uh, involving U Diddy. I mean, look y'all you
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: can relate. You ain't got to do nothing else. You
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: ain't you ain't you a't. You ain't got to expand
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: on the story. You ain't got a search for new evidence.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: He in a place where they they got, they got
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: what they want. This this is this is a real
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: tragedy on every level of this story. This one here
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: is a real, real tragedy. So people that I Usher
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: cleansed his account. How y'all got copies of everything? Y'all
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: screenshot everything? Everybody do no erasing nothing. It's somewhere somebody
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: took a picture of it. You can't it's cyberspace.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Well, and then, like you said, the investigators people investigating everything,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: they have a lot of evidence so far what we've
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: been hearing from the raid and now pictures are resurfacing
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: from the white parties, and so they gont get their
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: case together. And the usher said it got hacked. So yeah,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I mean that's it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: You know, he's on tour.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: So why did you say? Thank you?
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: Jesus Steve?
• 33:20
  Speaker 14: The only white party I being was one we threw
• 33:22
  Speaker 14: the hood That was a good one though, we had fun.
• 33:30
  Speaker 14: It was outstanding.
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: Miss the hoodies said, you see your boy all over there?
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I was there, man.
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, wow, that's really sad.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I just like to your brother, go down, man, But
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: you did something. If you did everything they're saying, brother.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: He's an abuse where he's supposed to be, where he's
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: supposed to be.
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: I can't defend yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't care
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: what cost.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: And that's another thing to everybody's talking about this, the
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: whole racial thing is, you know, it doesn't matter what
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: color you are, if you're an abuser and you've done
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: these horrific a color.
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and we all saw the tape. We all saw it.
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: Cassie's taping the hotel lobby and the abuse it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's horrible.
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: I can't defend the don't care what's your races? Yeah,
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: And I don't think this was news to anyone that
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: Usher when he was young, you know, had to go
• 34:38
  Speaker 8: and spend a year with Diddy and all of that
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: and get it, you know, start his career. I don't
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: think that was news. That's been on the on the
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: internet for a long long time.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Well, at the time that it was happening, nobody thought.
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: Of Nobody knew, Yeah, follow his career, you know that.
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: You know that?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, hindsight.
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: Exactly, I knew it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Now you didn't. I'm just yeah, yeah, you know, And
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: it's amazing to me that people are trying to distance
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: theyselfs from this situation, lease bodyguards or whatever. If you
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: knew all this, brother, if you knew all this, if
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: you saw all this, where was you to go? Hey, hey,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: little sister, come here, let me help you get aback it.
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: Hey, victim victims to stop and stop the abuser. Yeah right, yeah,
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: Well again, Diddy's in jail right now.
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: He's facing a maximum sentence of fifteen years in prison
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: and a maximum of life a minimum of fifteen.
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: Years in prison, and of course we're posted, yeah.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, Montana voting
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: system shut down after leaving Kamala Harris's name off the
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: absentee ballot.
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: We'll talk about this, yeah right, yeah, we'll talk about it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: And you're listening.
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: Morning show.
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: All right, here we go, guys.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: According to Newsweek, the state of Montana's voting system made
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: a huge mistake after absentee voters realized that Kamala Harris's
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: name was not listed a candidate on their ballot.
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: Okay. The state was forced to shut.
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: Down its electronic absentee voter system when a Montana voter
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: living and working a board abroad in the UK reported
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: that there was no option to vote for the vice president.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: The voter went on to say, under the options for president,
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: only Republican Donald Trump an Independent Robert F. Kennedy Junior
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: were listed. Come on, now, really here with this about
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: a blatant omission. Election officials were notified.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Please don't be surprised.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's coming, Like Michelle Obama said, it's coming this.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Guy, and you better believe he he's behind all of this. Man,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: See when they started, that election was stolen, that that
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: whole that's just a lie. But the and and and
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: and the Republicans at first said, well, that's not true.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: We have fair election. And now they've jumped on board
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: with this everything he says. And you listen to every
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Republican candidate that's running for anything, they support the claim
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: that the election was stolen because this one criminal.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Said.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: So, I've never seen a pardy a person a person
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: abduct a political party the way I've seen Donald Trump
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: abduct the Republican Party. And they've made it now. Man,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, really, you just have to put on the
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: blinders and be just take away all your shame to
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: be a Republican at this point, because you all have
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: allowed this guy to hijack your party and got y'all
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: doing stuff y'all didn't even traditionally do Republicans used to
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: didn't used to not be bad. They had different viewpoints
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: than the Democrats, that's all.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Now, my God taught the lie. You're going in behind
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: the lie, and you and you're you're you're doubling down
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: on it when you know good and hell, well that's
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: not the truth. So and you're ignoring all of the
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: moral issues in this elect and the Republicans claim to
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: be the moral party. No, man, they're not eating the
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: dogs and the catch, they're not doing it.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: I mean that was a blatant fly. You know, Haitian
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: people still were trying to recover from that. Listen, Steve Harvey, Nation.
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: There are forty two days left until election day, Just
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: forty two. Please know your rights. Voter suppression is any
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: attempt to make it harder for us to make our
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: voices heard.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: Please go to vote dot gov.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, We're
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: going to check your voicemail. Steve at eight seven seven
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: twenty nine, Steve. Right after this, please vote.
• 39:32
  Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: It is time now to check your voicemail Steve at
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: eight seven seven twenty nine.
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: Steve. You can call us and leave a message. You
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: might just hear your call on the air stee if
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: you ready for this, yeh, all right. A caller left
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: a comment about Janet Jackson's comments that Vice President Kamala
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: Harris is not black.
• 39:53
  Speaker 15: Check it out, Hi, Steve, I'm calling from Atlanta. I'm
• 39:57
  Speaker 15: concerned about the remarks that were made or allegedly made
• 40:01
  Speaker 15: by Janet Jackson in regard to Kim Kim La Harris.
• 40:05
  Speaker 15: If Janet Jackson is Jehovah's witness and I love Janet Jackson,
• 40:09
  Speaker 15: don't get me wrong, but Jehovah's the Witnesses did not
• 40:12
  Speaker 15: comment on anything regarding elections because they don't vote. They
• 40:17
  Speaker 15: refuse to vote, and anyone who don't vote, in my opinion,
• 40:21
  Speaker 15: don't have to say.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, I agree with the one statement. In my opinion,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: anybody that don't vote don't have a say.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I agree that.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: I didn't know jehoa Witnesses didn't vote. Ye, I didn't
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: know that.
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, I.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Think she's correct. Though I heard that somewhere, but I don't.
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: I think I heard that process. So they don't participate
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: something like that.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: We don't.
• 40:50
  Speaker 8: I don't want to say it wrong. Yeah, something to
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: that effect.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: But that we can't say jokes right here, Kim. We
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: can't say nothing.
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: We can't what you're having mine, nephew, Now, kid, you
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: joke about Jenny.
• 41:10
  Speaker 9: Saying voting if they voting on Saturday, we know they're
• 41:12
  Speaker 9: not gonna be voting, so they be they be going
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: door to door, I'm saying, so they're not gonna They
• 41:18
  Speaker 9: ain't got time to be voting in knocking on the
• 41:20
  Speaker 9: door at the same time. Now that you know you
• 41:22
  Speaker 9: can't do both of them. Ain't nobody gonna stand there
• 41:24
  Speaker 9: laying and vote and got to go down here and
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: knock on the door.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: That ain't possible every every Joe Hova, wo, this ain't
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: on dough knock duty.
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: Oh no, you wanted to hear the joke?
• 41:37
  Speaker 9: How you know how to you know how you know
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: how they pick who go to the door and who don't? Well,
• 41:44
  Speaker 9: how do they get there? It don't never be no
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: car inside?
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I hate you.
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: You asked for this, uncle, Steve.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: We said no, yes, clearly, they don't let you see
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: the car because they don't want nothing to happen to it.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: It's usually not you. It get out side, it's round
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: the corner. It's no way you can let them see
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: the get away from you.
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: You get out of this joke right now.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Like where did people come from?
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: We have more calls? Okay, we got Diego from California.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: It was Steve.
• 42:21
  Speaker 11: My name is Diego from uh in Monte, California.
• 42:25
  Speaker 12: And I was just wondering, why don't you run for president?
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: You'd be a good, good mother. And Kennedy to.
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: What he what.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Because I probably say the same thing at the debate
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: and not a hand.
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: It from me.
• 42:42
  Speaker 8: You can run now, all bets are off.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: But you know, I mean I really could run, but
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: I job, man.
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you gotta walk to do the job. Well, it's
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: not about that. It's about the power. That's what it's
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: about with Trump. It's about the power.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Trump want to be president so he can slow these
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: charges down here out of jail. Trump. Trump ain't trying
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: to make America better. Trump just wants power for himself.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: That all.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Listen, man, this dude, this dude ain't about the betterment
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: of the country.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: You wanted to be better the country, you'd stop filing bankruptcy.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: You wanted to better the country. You pay your taxes.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: You wanted to better the country. You would do stuff
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: for the underprivileged if you wanted to better the country.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: He don't want to better the country. He wants to
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: line the pockets of himself, protect his tax loopholes, and
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: do something for his rich friends. Which ain't nothing wrong
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: with that, but we just don't want you doing it
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: as the president.
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, now, yeah, please go vote forty two days left.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Who was getting close.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: It is very minmous running out. Check your vote of
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: registration status.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: This is not a drill, no.
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: Deal man, real life.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, if we if we go to the polls, we
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: will determine.
• 44:14
  Speaker 8: The outcome, correct sir, You got to go in order
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: for her to win, all right?
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: Coming up next, it is a nephew with today's prank
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: phone call. Right after this, you're listening.
• 44:26
  Speaker 10: Morning show coming up.
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: At the top of the hour.
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: Right after, right about four minutes after the hour, it's
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is how
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: did he get that in his shoe?
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: And wait till you find out what's in his shoe?
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: That's coming you can get you get in there right now,
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: the nephew.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: In my shoe.
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: You wouldn't want to put this in your shoe, all right?
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: The nephew is here with yeah, with today's prank phone call.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: What you got for his nephew?
• 44:59
  Speaker 9: I have put a whole hot talk in my shoes
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: because I didn't want to share with nobody to put
• 45:02
  Speaker 9: some something in my shoe.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: I know how to do it.
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: That's nice.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: It was wrapped up called.
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: By your feet though.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Have you seen how pretty my feet off?
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: Have you ever seen who tells you that, clar, I'll
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: tell you.
• 45:22
  Speaker 9: Ah, y'all this right, here's an apartment three sixteen, apartment
• 45:25
  Speaker 9: three sixteen, let's go catch out.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a deal. Yeah, this
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: is deal. Hey you deal? How you doing? Man? My
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: name is Bond. Dude. You live in Tima. Shall got
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: the right, dude, man, you lived right apartments? Yeah, I
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: live going on? Okay, you live in an apartment of
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: three sixteen, right, yeah, it is something I need to
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: be worried. I was going on with my Oh no, no, no,
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: everything cool with your apartment.
• 45:50
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: Uh, I got your number from lady at the least
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: in office regarding say, wasn't I what's it? What's in
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: regards to we're actually what's going to happen is I'm
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: gonna moved to court and what I wanted to do.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: You know, see me in every apartment I've always had.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: I've always lived in apartment three sixteen, and I know
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: you in three sixteen, so they you know, the girl
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: at the office gaming, you know, because I don't want
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: to move nowhere else where. I can't be in room
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: three sixteen. I gotta be you know, just real superstitious
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: I know, but I kind of got to have a party.
• 46:26
  Speaker 11: Hold on god, you say your name Vaughn, Yeah, yeah,
• 46:28
  Speaker 11: I'm born right Vron. And who gave you my number? Again?
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: One of the ladies at the least in office when
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: I was over there. Who was it? I can't really
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: remember her name?
• 46:37
  Speaker 11: Man, little hey, well, listen, cut to i'ma tell you
• 46:43
  Speaker 11: like this. Man, don't call me for nothing like that. Man, Now,
• 46:45
  Speaker 11: I ain't moving out.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: Of my apartment.
• 46:47
  Speaker 11: Man, I've been staying up for four years. When I
• 46:49
  Speaker 11: moved out of the apartment, I moved in the house.
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: I understand all this got going with you? Which is
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: whatever it is?
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: You three sixteen, you won three two.
• 46:58
  Speaker 8: That's on you, man.
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: It ain't want I got to stay in three sixteen. Man,
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: See that, That's what I'm trying to say. I don't
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: find the least, so I'm stuck with it. I got
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: to get that apartment. So I said, I'm try to
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: tell you would you like to which other apartment would
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: you like to move to? And I go on to
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: get them to move your stuff all.
• 47:17
  Speaker 11: The time over than nothing ain't nothing moving on.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: Thing.
• 47:20
  Speaker 11: Gona moves The numbers you can add them up divide them,
• 47:23
  Speaker 11: do whatever you want to them, but I ain't moving,
• 47:26
  Speaker 11: so you're gonna have to get that to your head.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 47:29
  Speaker 11: And really, i'm because I don't know gave you my
• 47:31
  Speaker 11: number was like this. I mean at work called.
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: Me because I don't even know no vun no, no,
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: you don't know me. Dog. I asked them who was
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: in three sixteen?
• 47:41
  Speaker 11: They told me, ain't none of your business going three sixteen.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: Man, Hey, listen, man, I'm trying to do this as
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: respectful as possible. You know, like I said, I really
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: can't function unless I'm living in a.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Just restuck me.
• 47:52
  Speaker 11: Then do it disrespects for them, because I'm gonna show
• 47:55
  Speaker 11: you do this.
• 47:55
  Speaker 12: You called me with like this.
• 47:57
  Speaker 11: I don't get favorite now. I don't care if there
• 47:59
  Speaker 11: was your favorite scripture.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: Okay, he till me with like that.
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: Now you're gonna make this hard. Okay, So let me
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: let me tell you this to you. And I already
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: told the lady I want to be in three sixteen.
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: She told me I needed to.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Deal with deal.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Now I'm trying to deal with you in a polite way, okay,
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: because like I say, I can't function, man, unless I'm
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: in an apartment three sixteen.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: I can't even get them go to work. I cannot function. Okay,
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: I have to have that apartment number done. Right.
• 48:24
  Speaker 11: It sounds like you've got a problem on your hands. Man,
• 48:27
  Speaker 11: whatever your pride is, that's your priblem ain't got to
• 48:30
  Speaker 11: do with me coming.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: You know like that.
• 48:33
  Speaker 11: Like I say, I've been staying in three sixteen. I'm
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: gonna stay in three sixteen till I moved to a house.
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: You need to fire something else to do. And really
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: I'm stopping. They gave you my number to call me
• 48:45
  Speaker 11: with is.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: I can't believe say, like the way you're talking to you,
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: talking to me like what you come.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: At me with it?
• 48:53
  Speaker 11: Come at me with a number that looks like you
• 48:56
  Speaker 11: man three sixteen.
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: What excuse me thought what you're saying. I know you
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: calling me with this.
• 49:02
  Speaker 11: I tell you what, man, come at me or come
• 49:04
  Speaker 11: at my problem that you gonna see it? Man, you
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: understand what I'm saying.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: Hey man, I'm trying to handle this respectably. Man, Okay,
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: all right, Well I said I'm trying to do.
• 49:13
  Speaker 9: Listen to me.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to tell you honest the dog. I cannot
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: function outside of them three numbers. I have to live
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: in an apartment three sixteen.
• 49:20
  Speaker 11: That ain't my business.
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: Man. No, I don't want to have to come move yo, yo,
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: but I do.
• 49:25
  Speaker 11: Hold on with running back with you.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: Say I said I don't want to have to move, Yo.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Say that.
• 49:31
  Speaker 11: Now let me what You're gonna come move my I want? Hey,
• 49:34
  Speaker 11: matter of fact, come yeah, come on, come move three sixteen,
• 49:37
  Speaker 11: three sixteen.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: I had a free for you.
• 49:40
  Speaker 11: Come on, man, come on, come move my man. Come on,
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: two ten sideds, come on, move yet all kind of
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: going on the world with numbers they got three under
• 49:48
  Speaker 11: sixty five days. I mean it works, you want. I'm
• 49:52
  Speaker 11: on my nine to five. When you come at you
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: about three sixteen, I'm gonna move somebody. That's all I
• 49:57
  Speaker 11: got to say. Man, it's gonna be you for I
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: Before I deal with you, tho, I'm gonna get at
• 50:02
  Speaker 11: leasting out even giving you my number day.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you I have
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: to stay under them numbers. Man, I have to. I'm
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: superstitious like that. I know, I know everybody ain't like that,
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: but I just happen to be like that.
• 50:15
  Speaker 11: You don't say nobody ain't like that, man, I ain't
• 50:17
  Speaker 11: got time to be dealing. Really, everybody ain't got time
• 50:19
  Speaker 11: to sit up listen like this, man, you looked up
• 50:22
  Speaker 11: the Christian other than I've been out this job looking
• 50:25
  Speaker 11: what what apartment numbers did they give you?
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: They gave me like three twenty nine or something like that.
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: I don't. I can't stay there, man, That's why I'm.
• 50:32
  Speaker 11: Gonna meet you at man meet did three twenty nine,
• 50:35
  Speaker 11: six o'clock tonight. How got them numbers?
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: Okay? Okay? So how about these numbers right here? A
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: seven seven twenty nine, Steve? What this mean? A seven
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: seven twenty nine, Steve? Eight seven seven twenty nine. See,
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: you ain't never heard that number before.
• 50:51
  Speaker 11: It's down for me.
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: That's the number to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Because
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: this is nephew Tommy, and you just got pranked by
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: your coworker. Limbo. I me like that.
• 51:05
  Speaker 11: It's sounds crazy. Hell, I'll believe this for hers had
• 51:10
  Speaker 11: me rolling, got me about to take off and go
• 51:14
  Speaker 11: to the Lisa off and College.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Now, who you say?
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: Got me enough? You gotta coworking, ain't Limba? Linda?
• 51:22
  Speaker 11: Ain't this about members coming from Linda?
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: Right now?
• 51:26
  Speaker 11: I wonder why man, she takes so long she put
• 51:29
  Speaker 11: you o.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Man, God, y'all.
• 51:32
  Speaker 11: Hadn't going though?
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: Man, hey, dall, I got one more thing to ask you. Man.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: You at work for real, ain't you?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: Hey man? What's the bad radio show in the lamb man?
• 51:45
  Speaker 11: The Steve brother Morning Show?
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: All right? Man, get back to work. Man, Your phone
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: off the hook over there? All right?
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: And now you have it.
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: Stupid is back into y'all, y'all. Did y'all miss me?
• 51:57
  Speaker 9: I wasn't gone with to day? Did y'all miss me?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: So?
• 52:00
  Speaker 8: When were you yesterday.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: In Detroit filming? I'm in Detroit. I'm in Detroit to November.
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: So you just get random mondays?
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: It's not random mondays. I was on camera, okay, and
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: I couldn't come here yesterday morning. Y'all have to accept
• 52:16
  Speaker 9: some of these things.
• 52:18
  Speaker 8: We'll have to accept anything. Yeah, because we're at work, okay, Yeah?
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: On camera zoom.
• 52:27
  Speaker 9: When Steve be out there meeting the Princess of Munda
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: and all these other people in all these.
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: You ain't Steve? He pays us.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Well, he Ma.
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: So now you got.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: A standoff?
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: Na where you got the job.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Business?
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Thanksgiving Comedy Principal? You don't want to miss it.
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: Me and my girl Cheryl Underwood have teamed up and
• 52:49
  Speaker 9: we got tickets on sale right now at the New
• 52:51
  Speaker 9: Jersey Pac November the thirtieth. Tickets on sale. We got
• 52:54
  Speaker 9: Faness Mitchell with us, we got Dominique with us. We
• 52:57
  Speaker 9: got one hell of a comedy show. So Newark, New
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: and everybody around the way, come on, come on, come one,
• 53:03
  Speaker 9: come all. If you missed me at the New York
• 53:06
  Speaker 9: City Winery, now you can catch me. Because all I
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: heard was, oh, I didn't get to make it time.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I wanted to see you.
• 53:11
  Speaker 9: Tommy gonna be at the Pack alone with my girl
• 53:13
  Speaker 9: Cheryl Underwood, VanNess Mitchell and Dominique, New Jersey Pack November thirtieth.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Y'all get y'all self some tickets. We're gonna have a
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: damn food.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter.
• 53:27
  Speaker 7: The subject is how did that get in his shoe?
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:34
  Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
• 53:44
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• 53:50
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• 53:52
  Speaker 7: this one right here, right now, and you never know
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: it could be yours.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: We got it for you here It is Strawberry LETTA thank.
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: You nephew subject. How did that get in his shoe?
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and I have been together
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: for twenty four years and married for fifteen years. We
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: dated and broke up a lot in the past because
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: he's a cheater. He had sex with six women that
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: I know of, and I'm sure there are plenty that
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: I don't know about in the past fifteen years. He
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: said he's been faithful and he stopped all of the
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: messing around a year before we got married. My husband
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: has embarrassed me to no end, and my family still
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: has a problem with accepting him. I thought things were
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: going good and I kind of let my guard down,
• 54:39
  Speaker 7: but my family was right and I never should have
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: married him. I could be wrong, but all the evidence
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: points to him cheating again. He is a handyman and
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: a painter on the side, and I schedule his side
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: jobs for him. He has been helping an electrician put
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: lights on a lady's deck around the corner. He came
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: home last Friday with his clothes in a grocery bag
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: because he was too dusty to get back in his
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: car in those clothes. He came home in his gym
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: clothes and a pair of slides. I saw his work
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: boots out on the front porch and I went to
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: get them, because it's a it's ghetto to have big,
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: dirty boots in front of our house. I heard something
• 55:19
  Speaker 7: rattling in one of the boots and I shook them
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: and a bald up condom wrapper fell out of the
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: left boot.
• 55:27
  Speaker 10: The wrapper.
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: The wrapper was still.
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: Sticky, so that tells me that he'd used the condom
• 55:35
  Speaker 7: within the last two hours. I'm heartbroken because he failed
• 55:39
  Speaker 7: me once again. He said I'm wrong and he did
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: not cheat. He keeps begging to talk to me, But
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: why so he can tell me more lies? Is it
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: time for me to go or should I hear what
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: he has to say? Well, besides catching him in the act,
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: I mean literally catching him in the act, I don't
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: know how much more proof you need.
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: You found the steaky condom in his boots. Why would someone.
• 56:07
  Speaker 7: Not anyone else's boots but his your husband? And this
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: is of course where Steve would say, uh, that's why
• 56:13
  Speaker 7: you got to lie and all of that. But your
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: husband can't lie his way out of this one.
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: What is he going to say to you? You have
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: evidence he was cheating before you married him. You know
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: that you knew it then. So now that you have
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: something else tangible with this condom? Do you think he'll
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: ever stop cheating? That's the question. Wif he do you
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: think he's ever going to stop? And what are you
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: going to do about it? That? That's really all I
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: have to say.
• 56:38
  Speaker 12: That's it.
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: Steve go a condom wrapper? Yeah yeah, that was still
• 56:46
  Speaker 8: yeah come on gross? Ah, what you help brother?
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: I try to help me, you know, because you know,
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: but he too old for this. You know, if y'all
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: been together twenty four years, married fifteen, I'm assuming you
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: got to be forty at least. I'm just assuming that
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: we dated. And you say you broke up a lot
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: because he's a Cheatah, he has sex with six women
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: that I know of. I just don't know how you
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: accepted six times. You know, I'm I'm good at helping
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: me and get out of stuff, but you willing to
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: accept lady. The problem in this letter is you just
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: accept too much. You accepted the six women that you
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: knew of, but you are sure that there are plenty
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: that I don't know about. Okay, God dog, Lady. In
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: the past fifteen years, he said he'd been faithful and
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: he stopped messing around. Okay, my family still got a
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: problem with accepting him. But I thought things were going
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: good and I kind of let my guard down. All right,
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: were going along, but my family was right, then, she said.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Right after I let my guard down, she said, but
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: my family was right. I never should have married him.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: I could be wrong. Wait a minute, hold up, lady,
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I'm confused with the wording of your letter. I thought
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: things were going good. I kind of let my guard down,
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: but my family was right, and I never should have
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: married him. Period. Next sentence, I could be wrong, but
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: all the evidence points to him cheating. Again, Well, what
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: evidence you got, lady. Now, he's a handyman and a
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: painter on the side. I scheduled his side, and near
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: my mind went blank, because if you're dealing with a
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: man that cheats, a lot six times. You'd then busted him.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: You pretty show as more. You didn't get away, and
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: you said I scheduled his side jobs. Well else seemed
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: to me like you scheduled inside chicks. Also, ooh ooh,
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: because guess what you did? He been helping the electrician
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: put lights on the ladies deck around the corner. Came
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: home last Friday, closed in a grocery bag. What now,
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: i'dn done some things in my day, but I ain't
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: never came home my damn clothes in a grocery bag
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: because he was too dusty to get back in his car. Okay,
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: that's a good answer. Came home in his gym clothes
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: and the pair slides.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: Okay, what you gotta say about those slides?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: Well, you pretty much got to explained where you changed
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: your clothes that because you was just around the corner
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: at this lady's house. I saw his work boots on
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: the court, and then all hell broke.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: Loose with me.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hang on, Steve, we found any damn boots?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: Well get to your response coming up at twenty three
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: minutes after today's Strawberry letter subject how did he get
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: that in his shoe? We'll get back into it right
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 8: after this.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: The subject is how did he get that in his shoe?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Quickly? She's been dating a manage that she knows as
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: a cheetah for years before they got married. Six women
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: at least she'd have forgave him for she says, she's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: countless others she didn't. They've been married now for fifteen
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: years together twenty four. Family always had a problem accepting him,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: but she let her guard down. But she wished she
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: hadn't because she say her family was right. But then
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: she said I never should have married him. But then
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: right after that, she say, but I could be wrong,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: But all the evidences pointing to him cheating again. He
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: is a handyman on the side. She scheduled all his
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: side job, but she scheduled a side job around the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: corner on the side. It just so happens that the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: gig on the side was over a lady's house. He
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: was helping out in an electrician with on the side.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: You came home with no clothes on. They was in
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: a grocery bag. He said he didn't want to get
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: in his car because it was dusty. Good answer, But
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: you came home where you left your work boots out
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: on the poach because you didn't want to come in
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: the house. Here is where all the hal broke loose.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: I reached and to have the dirty boots in front
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: of our house. I heard something rattling in the boots.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: I shook them and a balled up condom wrapper fell
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: out of the left boot. The rapper was sticky, So
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: that tells me he had used the common condom within
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: the last two hours. Right, here's where we have to
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: get out of. What lie could you tell that this
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: condom that's in your boot you don't know how it
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: got there? What lie can you tell that that is
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: not your condom? What these are the lies he must
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: conjure up?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: So wait what here?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: It is the lie he should have come up with.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be a doozy.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Them ain't my boots. Those other electricians boots we got
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: the same boot. He done accidentally took my boot. I'm
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: going over here right now and get my boot back.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: And I'm going with you.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Now you ain't because I had a boots tomorrow. That's
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: the only thing. And that's not even a good lie. No,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna just tell you truthfully. Dog, it looked
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: like the gig is up, because here's what the woman says.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: I'm heartbroken because he failed me once again. He said
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: I'm wrong and he did not cheat. He keeps begging
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: to talk to me, But why so he can tell
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: me more lies? Is it time for me to go?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: Or should I hear what he has to say? Well,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: let's go over this. I think you already know what
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: he's going to say, and if I were you, I
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: would listen to it and then please write me back
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: because I want to know what he said to prove
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: to you that he don't know nothing about that condom
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: that balled up in his boot. See, it's a little
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: late for him to claim what the one thing could
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: have them ain't my boots. That's a popular work boot.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Matter of fact, that's the number one selling a work boot.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Oh really, and most people that do handyman work got
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: that boot. And that ain't my boot, that's the electricians boot.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna go back over there tomorrow. I'll show
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: you and I have my boot. Now what he gonna
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: do tomorrow, I don't know but it would have called.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: Him twenty four hours tomorrow isn't here yet. We're worried
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: about tomorrow.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Tomorrow. Yeah, I would go down in there and buy
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: myself that morning a brand new pad in boots, and
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: I'd go and beat them up for about six hours
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: and then show you. Now hear my boots. I gave
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: him back his boot. These is my boots right here,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: And then I would put my initial in marka up
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: under one of the tongues. Now, why you would have
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: to do that because you don't go to school or
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: the ain't like you're gonna leave your boots nowhere and
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: somebody don't wear But I just think this was kind
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: of hopeless. Brother. I've helped a lot of men, but
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: this one don't look good. The freshness of the stickiness
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: on the wrapper is what's it's two out sheet? Ben
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: done her homework.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and she knows your boots too.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you may have to throw yourself at the mercy
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: of the court.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: What confess? Can't believe you folded?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Steve?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't oh a lot.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: He was still keep lying.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: See, I would have had that that ain't my boot.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: I'd have had that one. That would have gave me
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: an option. But he didn't do that.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: He didn't claim but that wasn't his boot, right, he didn't.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: He just oh, I ain't been cheating? Well, how do
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: you explain the condom in your damn boot?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:06:28
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• 1:06:38
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• 1:06:38
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• 1:06:41
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• 1:06:43
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• 1:06:45
  Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: All right, guys, Junior's out today.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: So we have a question for you.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: We're all getting older, I mean, as long as we're alive.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: Each day we get older.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: So what's something that you, guys, thought you would never
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: dislike when you got older? Something you never thought you'd
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: stop liking?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Loud music? Love loud music.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 8: It's louder the better, right.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 12: What else?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Speakers in my truck? Man, put them in there.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 8: To your nerves?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: What else, Tommy? What you got Tommy? Oh Man? Driving
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: though that's mine?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: You don't like driving?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 9: Let me tell you something. I can't drive out of town,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: no more. Like I can't go from like from Houston
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 9: and Danas that you can't. I can assure you. I'm
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 9: at two rest areas. I can promise you that I
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 9: could get out walking around and I'm going to fall asleep.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: I tell you something else.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: I don't like what she voices, the baby you don't
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: want to talk?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: Like what.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Baby sounds?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 8: How is that on your necker? Sweet little sound?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: Baby?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: I'm taking mamer you get older, man, A lot of
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: stuff get on your damn?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: What else?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: What else?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: I would like? What you don't like? You're like?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 8: What's talking about? Something that you don't like?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Get I got? I don't like walking to the refrigerators.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: I don't like doing that.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: No damn, how are you not gonna walk through the refrigerator?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: See you like going in there?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 13: No more?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: He just wants the one to bring you your food
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: at all times, your water, whatever it is.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Look at his face though A lot, a whole lot
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: of stuff. Man, I don't know what else. What you
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: gotta tell me?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 9: Bathing is in starting to I ain't gonna lie. It's
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 9: starting to be a struck.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: Mister three times a day.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: I told Jo I did not tell you Steve?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: You did?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 8: You said, it's Steve.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: I gotta take it. I'll tell you something else. I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: don't like what I don't like talk back. I can't
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: stand that would talk back to me. Dammit, I said,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: just do it talking back to me.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 8: Yes, But wait a minute, what about this? I think
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: I say it. I think we should do it this way.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: If I asked you what you thought concern with your.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 8: Damn wow, you guys are changing family. What of the hour?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 7: A man on social media needs some advice. He says,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: people want to cut off my found of my found
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: lotto ticket.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 8: We'll talk about that right after this.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 7: All right, Steve, This is from Jay on Steve Harvey FM.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: Jay says, last week I found a lottery ticket in
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 7: the parking lot at work. Now it seems like everyone
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: wants a cut of what I ended up winning off
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: of it. My workplace is very public and there are
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: people constantly coming in and out, so there's no telling
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 7: who would originally belonged to. I found it, I checked it.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 7: I walked away with five thousand. I walked away five
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: thousand dollars richer. I never told anyone I work with,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 7: but I guess my wife told some people and word
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: got around. Now over a dozen people are implying that
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: I owe them a cut of the five thousand dollars
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: because it was their ticket originally. I'm not sure what
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: to say to them, other than if they can prove it,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: what should I do?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you talk it to these people.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he said he didn't say anything.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: It was his wife. Yeah he will.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 8: Huh, what do you tell up for? Because it's his
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 8: life while doll wife?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: And I'm not telling Jackie a damn thing about winning
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: five thou.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: Who are you.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Married? Hearing me right now? Happily married? Thanks? That's what
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: people do when you want to stay happily. Man, You
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: don't tell everything.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: So you wouldn't tell your wife that you found a
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: lottery ticket in the parking lot for five geez.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 8: You wouldn't buy.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Her something I tell her with for five hundred?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, you would lie about the amount?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: What is she saying?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Let me see the ticket, Let me see the ticket already,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: turn it in.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 8: But you wouldn't buy her anything with that money, not
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 8: a five hundred Uh? But you know the truth. It
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 8: was more than five hundred of mine and she don't
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 8: know the truth.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: So well, first of all, we're gonna need to win
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: more than five. Moved and need over here, so let's
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: just be honest. I five, I got to be leaving.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Y'all already know I told you, Okay.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: But help to guy, Jay, don't listen.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, why are you talking to these people?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: His wife did it? Not him? He just told his
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 8: wife that's all.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: Your wife talked too much.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 10: Well he knows that.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: Well, yes, I took the ticket down there and it
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: was in valid.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Now the fact that you just showed up because you
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: took that five and put it down payment on a
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: new car. You just explained the car, so he goes,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: I was telling nothing. I don't know why we talk it, Yeah,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: talking about it was my ticket. I lost it in
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: the parking lot. She wor lost yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And I found it. So wow, all right, we have
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  Speaker 8: time for another one.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: This one is from Live on Steve Harvey sm Liz says.
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  Speaker 7: Liz says, my fancy and I recently told my dad
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  Speaker 7: and stepmom that we're going to move after we get married.
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  Speaker 7: We'll only be moving like half an hour away, and
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  Speaker 7: the location is close to my fiance's work and our friends.
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  Speaker 7: At first, my dad was understanding and supportive, but my
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  Speaker 7: step mom wasn't happy about it. The next day, I
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  Speaker 7: talked to my dad and he said that he won't
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  Speaker 7: pay for our wedding if we're going to move away.
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  Speaker 7: I know that idea came from my step mom. It's
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  Speaker 7: just like her to convince my dad to try and
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  Speaker 7: pressure us to do things her way. My fiance and
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  Speaker 7: I talked about it and decided we could downsize our wedding,
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  Speaker 7: that we can live our life on our terms. Should
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  Speaker 7: I tell my dad that and see if he'll back
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  Speaker 7: down or just move forward with a smaller ceremony.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, you ain't gonna Yeah, you ain't gotta break
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  Speaker 3: his heart. Dad, You're not gonna pay for the wedding.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really disappointed in that. I thought you would always
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  Speaker 3: do that for me, But since you're not. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we're going downsize and have a smaller wedding, but we're moving.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't understand why they got to be
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  Speaker 3: right there any damn.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, seems like they would want them to move right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, real parents want the best for their children exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And I mean, man, you will pull for them. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man, it's hard to turn your children down.
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  Speaker 3: I have a request on my phone right now from
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  Speaker 3: one of them, which is weekly for me. It's weekly
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  Speaker 3: and I and you know, but the answer to this
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  Speaker 3: request is no, okay. And it's not like I haven't
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  Speaker 3: given you know, you just have to. It's it's still parenting, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you know sometimes you have to tell them no.
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  Speaker 8: But I will learn tell them, you know, when they
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  Speaker 8: want to move.
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  Speaker 3: They all live on their own, they all picked where
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  Speaker 3: they want to live. They all pay what they want
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  Speaker 3: to pay. That's you all's business.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, thank you.
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  Speaker 7: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 7: up at twenty minutes after right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 7: hard Morning Show, All right, guys, and weird Animal News
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  Speaker 7: visitors at a zoo in China were outraged to discover
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 7: that the pandas they had been admiring, we're actually dogs
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  Speaker 7: painted to look like pandas.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, did you guys see this? This is so crazy.
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  Speaker 7: They panted dogs to look like pandas. The trick was
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  Speaker 7: uncovered when one of the supposed pandas began panning, barking,
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  Speaker 7: with their turn hanging out of their mouths while resting
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  Speaker 7: on a rock. The zoo initially defended the deception, claiming
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  Speaker 7: the animals were a breed of quote panda dogs, but
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  Speaker 7: later admitted they had simply dyed to chow chow dogs
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  Speaker 7: with white and black dye. Visitors demanded refunds.
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  Speaker 6: What is.
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  Speaker 8: It's in China?
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  Speaker 3: You know they do specialize in you know, copy stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That's about what a panda?
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  Speaker 8: And wait, panta, don't do that? And barking?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you child, child, that's some big fluffy dog.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, the bad news.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't see that dog.
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  Speaker 8: But they looked like dogs though when you.
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  Speaker 3: See hey man, send me a picture show hey dogs?
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  Speaker 3: Did you.
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 7: Coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 7: play it around it. Would you rather? Right after this?
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  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show?
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  Speaker 8: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 7: Would you rather have a wardrobe with only sparkly silver clothes?
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  Speaker 8: Or would you rather have a wardrobe with only red clothes?
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  Speaker 8: Which one silver or red?
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  Speaker 3: Come?
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  Speaker 9: I ain't win all every red dog. I'm sorry, I'm
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  Speaker 9: gonna hear the miss sparkly. Yeah, I'm looking like the
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  Speaker 9: Jackson's everywhere I go.
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  Speaker 11: Can you.
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 8: See you're going with he shiny?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 7: Would you rather spend the night in a filthy hotel?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 7: Or would you rather spend the night in your car?
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  Speaker 8: Which one?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I hadn't been in both for them? I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 3: in that car. Yeah, I know, car man, you already
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  Speaker 3: know what I'm gonna say. Hell, what are you gonna say?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: I was in there for three years?
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  Speaker 8: One more night?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Difference and the cars I got? Now I lay it
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  Speaker 3: out in there.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather.
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  Speaker 3: Slim his seat? I got everything now?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather have a tooth pull that didn't need
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  Speaker 8: to be pulled? Would you rather leave a tooth that
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 8: needed to be pulled? You rather we're pulling or we're
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: leaving it in.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna leave that one in there. I ain't just
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  Speaker 3: pulling one up. That ain't. Yeah, yeah, now you can
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  Speaker 3: take one out. We're not leaving this thing gonna be
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  Speaker 3: in my head? Hell no, that come with pain? Roight
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: old on. Yeah, you got to get this thing about
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: my head though.
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  Speaker 8: They're gonna pull the wrong one, that's the thing. Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather not be able to run or would
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  Speaker 8: you rather not be able to swim? That's easy.
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  Speaker 3: I got run walk to some breakout. I got to
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  Speaker 3: be a black people. We run, We know how to.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I remember. Do you remember in La when we
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  Speaker 8: went up, when we were out, we went outside? What
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  Speaker 8: did we go outside for?
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  Speaker 7: We were outside for something, and all of a sudden
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  Speaker 7: it was me and you said the entertainer, he was
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  Speaker 7: a guest.
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  Speaker 8: And a car drove by and the tires backfire. Do
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  Speaker 8: you remember that? You thought it were shots?
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  Speaker 3: And then yes, Cleveland and the ain't Saint Louis was
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  Speaker 3: on the ground.
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  Speaker 16: Crawling, Crawlingy you had to break out, Carla, Yes, it
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  Speaker 16: was on the ground. Desire guy's doing time figuring that out.
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  Speaker 16: I got to he out of here, all right, laughing
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  Speaker 16: at me so hard.
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  Speaker 8: All right, that's today's round, and would you rather uh?
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  Speaker 7: Coming up at forty nine minutes after, we'll close out
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  Speaker 7: the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right
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  Speaker 7: after this. You're listening, Moore? All right, Steeve, here.
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  Speaker 8: We are last break of the day, and I know
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  Speaker 8: you have some closing remarks for us to take us
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  Speaker 8: out of here.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you know, just some encouragement.
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  Speaker 6: Here.
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  Speaker 3: You know, one of the things that I pride myself in,
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  Speaker 3: and that's being resilient. I am a very resilient person.
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  Speaker 3: I was forged this way, though. I was made into
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: this person by a series of events. I've been toughened
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: over the years, as have many of you, and I
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  Speaker 3: want you to think about that for a minute. I
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  Speaker 3: want you to just take a moment of pause to
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  Speaker 3: just go over everything you've overcome, because there's something in
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  Speaker 3: realizing what all of you have overcome as a certain
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  Speaker 3: amount of power that can be gained in reflection if
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  Speaker 3: you would have just sit back and really really give
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  Speaker 3: it a nice ponder and think about all the things
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  Speaker 3: you've overcome, all the situations where it felt like you
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  Speaker 3: didn't have an answer, all the times they wrote you off,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: all the times you felt despondent, all the times where
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: you just was so out of it and confused, all
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  Speaker 3: the times they was talking about you, all the times
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: they laughed behind your back. I do that every now
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: and then, and it's not to bring up the negative
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  Speaker 3: or to dwell in the past, but you know what
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  Speaker 3: it does for me. It reminds me. It reminds me
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  Speaker 3: of how resilient, I really am. It reminds me of
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  Speaker 3: exactly how many times I thought I was alone, I
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  Speaker 3: thought I wasn't gonna make it, and I found out
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  Speaker 3: that God was right there, that God was very, very present,
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  Speaker 3: that God had his arms around me, that I was
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  Speaker 3: tucked under his wings of protection. If you look back
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  Speaker 3: on your life, there is nothing, not a single thing,
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  Speaker 3: you haven't overcome. If you haven't overcome it yet, you
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  Speaker 3: are in the process of overcoming it right now. Don't
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  Speaker 3: you understand that about yourself? So don't let the devil
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  Speaker 3: deceive you into thinking you ain't gonna make it, because
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  Speaker 3: you always have. There is no way you would be
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  Speaker 3: where you are today had you not overcome some things,
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  Speaker 3: had you not been resilient. I'm talking to you. This
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  Speaker 3: ain't Steve Harvey talking. This is Steve Harvey talking to you.
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  Speaker 3: I dare you to have a real moment of reflection
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  Speaker 3: and not come away understanding, Man, I'm stronger than I
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  Speaker 3: think I am. I'm better off than I thought I was,
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  Speaker 3: because see, you forget, because in your quest for wanting more,
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  Speaker 3: you forget well sometimes what you already have. That's why
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  Speaker 3: gratitude is so important, y'all. That's why it's good to
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  Speaker 3: be grateful for what you have, because in your quest,
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  Speaker 3: when you go to God and you ask for more,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's more important that you understand what He's
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  Speaker 3: already done for you. I say it all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Gratitude affects your attitude, and your attitude is in direct
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  Speaker 3: correlation with your altitude. You have got to be reflective
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  Speaker 3: of what you've done, not to dwell in it, but
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  Speaker 3: just to remind yourself that your track record for surviving
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: insurmountable odds, bad days, times when you thought you weren't
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  Speaker 3: gonna make it, your track record for surviving those days
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  Speaker 3: is one hundred percent. It ain't failed you yet, So
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  Speaker 3: why would he do it?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 3: That's how you got to look at it. See, I always,
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  Speaker 3: no matter what happens to me, I always remain hopeful always.
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  Speaker 3: I never give up hope. I always look for the possibility.
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  Speaker 3: I always know that there is a chance. As long
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  Speaker 3: as God wakes me up, there is a chance. I
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  Speaker 3: don't care if you don't have but an inkling of hope.
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  Speaker 3: That's all you need.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 3: They talk about faith oftentimes, and you've heard the old
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  Speaker 3: people say, this is a scripture all you need is
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of faith. You ain't got to have
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  Speaker 3: a lot. You just need a little bit of faith,
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  Speaker 3: as small as a mustard seed, the smallest of all seeds.
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  Speaker 3: You just need a little bit. Y'all. Quit tripping because
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  Speaker 3: you ain't got a lot of faith. The Bible speaks
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  Speaker 3: about that. You don't need a lot, You need a
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  Speaker 3: little bit. Just need a little bit. You need an
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  Speaker 3: inkling of hope. You just need to sometimes you just
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  Speaker 3: got to hang on to the possibility. Don't you understand
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  Speaker 3: that that inkling of hope is God speaking to you,
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  Speaker 3: saying to you, I got you. That waking up every
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  Speaker 3: day and he give you another chance, that's God saying
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  Speaker 3: to you, I got you, I got something for you.
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  Speaker 3: The fact that you ain't been under by now is
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: God saying to you, I got you. Stop being deceived, man,
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  Speaker 3: don't let the devil fool you. I tell you this
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  Speaker 3: all the time. The devil's one ambition in life is
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: to rob you of your destiny. And the biggest trick
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: he used is to get you to think and God
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  Speaker 3: don't love you. Goddom forgot about you. Goddom forsaking you.
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  Speaker 3: He never has before you just going through the process, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: It's the process of success. You have to fail to
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  Speaker 3: get there. Ain't nobody skipping through this life. Fail You're free.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care who they are. They can write their
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  Speaker 3: books and tell their stories about how they did it.
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  Speaker 3: And if it ain't feel with failure, they lying to you.
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  Speaker 3: They are lying to you. It is the process. I've
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  Speaker 3: always been happy. I've never been an unhappy person.
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  Speaker 5: What who?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: Who ain't? Who ain't feeling no sorrow? Who is?
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  Speaker 6: Y'all?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, as long as you have an inkling of hope,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: hang on to the hope and the possibility, because God
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: is coming. He got you. I'm telling you, he got you.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Just keep asking for strength and he'll give it to you,
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  Speaker 3: just like he always has. Those are my closing remarks today.
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  Speaker 3: Hope you got something from it. God willing, We'll see
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: y'all tomorrow morning. Hey, y'all, listen to this here. Talk
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: to God today. Listen to me now, talk to him.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: I don't care if you ain't talk to him in
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: a while. He is a forgiving god. He loved to
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: hear from me. Y'all have to go.
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