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Crying Job Interview, Naked Phone Photos, Being Yourself Backfires, Right or Wrong and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all bat all
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  Speaker 2: at all?
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  Speaker 3: Given a black a million bush listen to me to
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  Speaker 3: show to.
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  Speaker 4: Don't joy.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, joy.
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  Speaker 6: You you.
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  Speaker 4: Turn love, you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 3: Got to turn the mouth turn you probably got to
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  Speaker 3: turn mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Turn out the money up looking?
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  Speaker 7: Come come on?
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  Speaker 8: You think I sure will?
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  Speaker 9: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 9: on dig me now one and only. Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 9: got a radio show. Do you understand that? I'm telling you?
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  Speaker 9: God been big in my life? God, God is a gentleman.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 9: I want to I want to point that out to you.
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  Speaker 9: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
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  Speaker 9: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
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  Speaker 9: He gives us the power of choice.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 9: If you say you got it, I don't need you,
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  Speaker 9: He lets you have it. If you say I need you,
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  Speaker 9: come see about me.
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  Speaker 8: He right there. It's just a real simple thing, man.
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  Speaker 9: So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself
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  Speaker 9: into something, and please know I have.
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  Speaker 8: I man see that.
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  Speaker 9: That's why I'm so adamant about it, because I've gotten
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  Speaker 9: myself in some circumstances and positions in my life. Well,
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  Speaker 9: I've been, I've been. I've had some low moments, man,
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  Speaker 9: I've had some moments why. I did not know what
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  Speaker 9: to do. I didn't know what was next. I didn't
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  Speaker 9: know how to go about it. I didn't have no
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  Speaker 9: more ideas. I was stuck. I thought a couple of times,
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  Speaker 9: well might not make it past this one. But then
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  Speaker 9: if I don't make it past it, what's gonna happen?
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  Speaker 9: And then I held on to this little thing that
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  Speaker 9: my mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes
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  Speaker 9: some when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope,
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  Speaker 9: she said, just hope it'll be all right, you know.
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  Speaker 9: And what I've learned in my life is that hope
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  Speaker 9: is the beginning of faith. Hope is just is there
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  Speaker 9: possibility out there for me? I show hope, something happened.
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  Speaker 9: See hope is okay, man, Because like I say, for me,
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  Speaker 9: the way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning
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  Speaker 9: of faith.
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  Speaker 8: It was just the idea.
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  Speaker 9: It's just the thought that something could change for me,
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  Speaker 9: that something could be a little bit different from me,
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  Speaker 9: that maybe, man, just maybe, for some reason, I could
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  Speaker 9: be saved. I could be rescued. Things could turn around,
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  Speaker 9: it could hitit any other direction. Maybe I could quit
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  Speaker 9: messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me. Maybe somebody will
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  Speaker 9: just say all right. I don't know, but I can't
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  Speaker 9: count the times I've been in that position. But then
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  Speaker 9: once I hope a little bit, and then I remember.
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  Speaker 9: Also my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher,
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  Speaker 9: she taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned
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  Speaker 9: in my life. Nothing has been greater in my life
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  Speaker 9: than my faith. She taught me to pray. Mama used
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  Speaker 9: to say, when it get real, dog for your son,
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  Speaker 9: prayer changes things. She said, When you seem like you
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  Speaker 9: lost and you can't find your way, stop and pray,
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  Speaker 9: she said, because prayer change is things. You know, when
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  Speaker 9: you get a point in your life when you've done
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  Speaker 9: all you can do and you can't do no more
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  Speaker 9: and you just don't know what to do next, she said, stop, son,
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  Speaker 9: pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got,
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  Speaker 9: she said, because that hope is the beginning of faith.
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  Speaker 8: She said.
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  Speaker 9: If you pray just hoping, she said, to God come
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  Speaker 9: through for you. That'll give you confidence that he can
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  Speaker 9: do it again. And then after a while, you quit hoping,
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  Speaker 9: she saying, you start believing, she said, And that's when
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  Speaker 9: you're on to something. If you can turn that hope
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  Speaker 9: into belief, that hope into faiths. That's the ability to
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  Speaker 9: believe in something that you can't see. But the key though,
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  Speaker 9: the faith is you're believing in something that you can't see.
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  Speaker 8: See.
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  Speaker 9: Hoping a little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 9: Like I say, oftentimes to tell a lot of people
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  Speaker 9: who can explain this thing a lot better than I
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  Speaker 9: can to you, hope is just kind of I don't
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  Speaker 9: know how to I don't know how to say it,
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  Speaker 9: but I'm just telling you, hope is you're just hoping
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  Speaker 9: it work right. You just have a thought in your
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  Speaker 9: mind that you know, Man, wherever you are, or whoever
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  Speaker 9: you are, whatever you are, to me God, I show
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  Speaker 9: hope something change. Hope helps.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 9: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope, hope,
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  Speaker 9: and then if you pray with some hope and God
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  Speaker 9: answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence,
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  Speaker 9: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now theyin't
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  Speaker 9: just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that
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  Speaker 9: I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my
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  Speaker 9: entire existence, even when I didn't have any.
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  Speaker 8: It was faith, as I look back on it, that
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  Speaker 8: has gotten me here. And not just faith, but my faith.
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  Speaker 9: See, you will only get to where you're going in
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  Speaker 9: your life based on your faith.
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  Speaker 8: See. A lot of people get the word faith confused,
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  Speaker 8: like what's your faith?
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  Speaker 9: And then they start going down this whole list of
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  Speaker 9: all these different religions out here. But really an essence, man,
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  Speaker 9: when I talk to people about faith, I'm talking to
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  Speaker 9: you about your your belief.
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  Speaker 8: How much do you believe in the unseen? See?
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  Speaker 1: Faith is the core of all that is happening to
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  Speaker 1: me today.
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  Speaker 9: It is the faith that I have in my relationship
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  Speaker 9: with God that enables me to just oftentimes if I
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  Speaker 9: stay on the right course and believe a certain way
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  Speaker 9: and act a certain way, his blessings just poor.
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  Speaker 4: They just come.
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  Speaker 9: And it comes in a lot of little ways too.
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  Speaker 9: I've started to notice. See, it ain't just a lot
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  Speaker 9: of people think blessings is money. No, man, that ain't it.
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  Speaker 8: It's coverage.
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  Speaker 9: It's every time my plane lands safe, It's every time
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  Speaker 9: they predict bad weather and I get up in the
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  Speaker 9: sky and they don't be no bad weather. You know
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  Speaker 9: this is this is favor. These are blessings that get
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  Speaker 9: poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer me something,
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  Speaker 9: not money, but an opportunity. See, blessings come a lot
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  Speaker 9: of ways. But once you tie in to God, once
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  Speaker 9: you tie in and you start doing the best you
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  Speaker 9: can do, and you start asking for him to make
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  Speaker 9: you a better person, to help shape and mold you
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  Speaker 9: into the kind of man or person that he wants
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  Speaker 9: you to be. You be amazed what God can do
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  Speaker 9: with you. Man, if you just invite me in and
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  Speaker 9: allow him to be a part of your life. I mean,
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  Speaker 9: what you got to lose out there? Come on, why
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  Speaker 9: would you not change? Why would you not allow God
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  Speaker 9: to be a part of your life. God got some
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  Speaker 9: big plans for you. If he didn't, you wouldn't keep
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  Speaker 9: waking up. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Let me
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  Speaker 9: have your divide of detention. This is my very wide
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  Speaker 9: opening for the morning. I want you to have a
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  Speaker 9: great time.
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  Speaker 10: Come on at join in with us, put your head
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  Speaker 10: on somebody's back and say hey, I love you and
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  Speaker 10: allowed them. Let's say I love you, and together we
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  Speaker 10: can have love and this well and this well will
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  Speaker 10: have more love.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but that ain't working right now, So welcome to
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  Speaker 9: the stead. See where you get that from.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: Just came to me, thought i'd do it. Ain't no
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  Speaker 9: need of doing the same thing. It's a new day,
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  Speaker 9: new chance, new opportunity. Man, let's make the best of it.
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  Speaker 9: God is good. Yeah years, man, gratitude affects your altitude
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  Speaker 9: all the time, but it's brought on by your attitude.
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  Speaker 9: You got to get it together, baby. That's the world
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  Speaker 9: we live here today. Sheldon Strawberry color for Real, Mouth
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  Speaker 9: of the South, junior boy, my man, myself.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, happen he to me.
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  Speaker 6: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: See like you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes they ain't got no cheerleader, cheer for yourself, clap
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  Speaker 9: it up for you. So sometimes you got to clap
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  Speaker 9: it up for yourself.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like Snoop Dogg said, I want to think, I want
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  Speaker 1: to thank me last, but not least, I want to
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  Speaker 1: think me. Believe in yourself, love yourself.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, So telling you what's on your mind today.
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  Speaker 11: I just said, are you feeling pretty good today?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you sound good.
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  Speaker 8: I feel good there.
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  Speaker 3: You know, whatever it is, what it is.
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  Speaker 9: You know, some days have some few more challenges in
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  Speaker 9: it than others, and but I survived all of them
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  Speaker 9: so far. This too shall pass, that's for sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: And I'm expecting great things to happen in my life. Man,
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  Speaker 9: and gratitude check. Yesterday, I really did have to do
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  Speaker 9: a gratitude check because what I found out was as humans.
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  Speaker 9: And I find myself guilty of this often in my
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  Speaker 9: quest to do better and be better, in my quest
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  Speaker 9: to accomplish the next level and reach for more goals
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  Speaker 9: and get higher and higher, I sometimes forget to have
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  Speaker 9: the right level of gratitude for where I am. And
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  Speaker 9: if you pursue the quest wholeheartedly with everything that's in you,
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  Speaker 9: and it's constantly grind, grind, go, go, go, go go,
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  Speaker 9: you will humanly forget to say thank you and be
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  Speaker 9: grateful for where you are. And now you've negated your opportunity,
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  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey for further advancement, because God, in his infinite
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  Speaker 9: wisdom and supreme judgment, he's thinking, well, he ain't grateful
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  Speaker 9: for this, ain't no needing me over burdening him with more,
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  Speaker 9: Or if you're complaining.
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  Speaker 8: About your present condition.
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  Speaker 9: Could God be also saying, maybe I don't need to
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  Speaker 9: put no more on them because this is causing so
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  Speaker 9: much stress and problems. You know, Biggie said, more money,
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  Speaker 9: more problem. But if you focus so much on the problems,
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  Speaker 9: then maybe God won't give you mo because he already
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  Speaker 9: know you already complaining about this.
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  Speaker 11: Right, okay, all right, something exactly what I was going
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  Speaker 11: to ask you.
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  Speaker 3: Look at God.
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  Speaker 11: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we
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  Speaker 1: got the nephew coming up to run that prank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening morning show, all right, and
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  Speaker 1: it's time now to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 1: nephew and run that prank back.
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  Speaker 8: What you got for his neph your NBA party here
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  Speaker 8: it is?
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  Speaker 12: Come on, hello, hellong term, I'm looking for bread figure.
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  Speaker 7: Hey Bred, How you doing, Pancho Man? I'm one of
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  Speaker 7: Marcus this boys?
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  Speaker 6: How you doing?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: Here was that?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, y'all talk to Marcus man. He was telling me
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  Speaker 7: about you know, the uh the playoff party man for
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  Speaker 7: for for Sunday man. So uh he told me if
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  Speaker 7: it was cool, I would come through.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 7: I just wanted to call and how to choose see
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  Speaker 7: if I can if I need to bring anything food or.
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  Speaker 6: Some drinks or whatever.
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  Speaker 7: You know you took your friends with Marcus. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: this is Pancho. Man, I'm friends with market.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool. Yeah yeah, well
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  Speaker 12: now you ain't.
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  Speaker 7: The great un't unless of course you know.
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  Speaker 12: You you're drinking something special. But uh yeah, it's gonna
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  Speaker 12: be me Marcus and uh you know, couple other boys
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  Speaker 12: gonna be here and uh you know where you wanna
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  Speaker 12: bring it to be why, I'll be so yeah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, what time y'all starting? He told me
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  Speaker 7: like around one?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be there all day. But you
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  Speaker 12: know you're calling through by one one, two o'clock. You
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  Speaker 12: know that before the game gets started, was had to
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  Speaker 12: you know, got the flat screen going. Everything has to
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  Speaker 12: be laid out.
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  Speaker 6: So uh yeah, just come on.
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  Speaker 7: Through whatever you come through, all right, just remember man, Pancho,
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  Speaker 7: all right, I'll be there.
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  Speaker 6: I got it, all right, cool? All right?
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  Speaker 7: Hello, hey hey Brent, yo, Hey Puncho again. Man, listen
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  Speaker 7: real quick, how much how much food and and and
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  Speaker 7: and look at do you have?
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  Speaker 6: Uh?
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  Speaker 12: I think we got enough for for Suddenly it was
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  Speaker 12: why what you got going on?
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  Speaker 6: What's up? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I got I got like three boys gonna
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  Speaker 7: ride with me. Man, I just want to make sure
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  Speaker 7: you got enough over there? Okay, is this again this Punchos?
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  Speaker 7: You know we talked about thirty minutes ago. This Puncho
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  Speaker 7: an Marca's friend, right, right, Okay, Uh, I remember my
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  Speaker 7: call you just about thirty minutes ago, told you Marcus
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  Speaker 7: told me.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'm sorry for mar and bringing
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  Speaker 12: back and forth. Uh yeah, well, I mean yes, it's
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  Speaker 12: all right. So you know, we ain't trying to overload
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  Speaker 12: the joints.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 12: Just you know, I know Marcus and if you're a
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  Speaker 12: friend of his, then that's cool. You can come to you.
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  Speaker 7: It ain't but three guys, man, It ain't the three
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  Speaker 7: guys coming with me, man, they real cool.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 7: Well, well, well we'll bring something to put on your
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  Speaker 7: pid or whatever. You know, it'll it'll be good.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, Yeah, that's that's cool man. But you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 12: come on through that all right?
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  Speaker 7: All right, A right, I talked to you.
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  Speaker 6: I talked to you, all right, Brett. Hey, is that wait?
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  Speaker 7: Is one of them Marcus is one of the guys Marcus.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I got it.
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  Speaker 7: It's three guys me. I make four, you know, three
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  Speaker 7: other guys that whatever man at school.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, bring him through, man, come on, it's all right,
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  Speaker 12: all right.
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  Speaker 6: All right, look.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, hey Brad Plancho again. Man, listen, hey, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna bring one more I'm gonna bring one more person
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  Speaker 7: with me to hold a.
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  Speaker 12: Pumpkin breaks players.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, hold up, whole up?
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  Speaker 7: Now, what's up?
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  Speaker 6: You market this friend?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're me and one Pancho.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, I know you Pancho man, but you bringing everybody,
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  Speaker 12: but just go camping. Marcus is cool with me. That's
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  Speaker 12: my fault.
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  Speaker 6: We go way back.
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  Speaker 7: And if you hold with him too, then okay you
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  Speaker 7: can come.
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  Speaker 12: You know, I'm trying to have.
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  Speaker 7: An NBA playoff game.
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  Speaker 12: You bring the whole NBA with you.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, it ain't like that, man, man.
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  Speaker 12: I mean place is that big.
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  Speaker 7: You know my wife is gonna be coming through here.
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  Speaker 12: And you know, I let the house play.
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  Speaker 7: That I thought I wouldn't want to destory the place.
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  Speaker 12: I just got the dog house like two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 7: I trying to that up. So what you're coming through.
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  Speaker 12: You come through, you know, bring one.
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  Speaker 6: Or two people with you.
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  Speaker 14: But that's it.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, well listen to you, he would I decided me,
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  Speaker 7: I ain't gonna bring the duel with me. I'm just
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  Speaker 7: gonna bring a little lady friend with me. Man, if
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  Speaker 7: they is that cool, I'm just gonna bring a little
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  Speaker 7: lady friend.
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  Speaker 13: No dus.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, that's cool. Now you're talking, okay, because I know
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  Speaker 12: she ain't eat so much, come on through here with
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  Speaker 12: her and you know, be done with it.
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  Speaker 7: That's fine, right right right. I'm gonna call Simone now
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  Speaker 7: and tell her and tell her that that that she
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  Speaker 7: coming with me. Okay, what's her name? Her name, Simon,
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  Speaker 7: that's Forna. That's my wife's name. Okay, okay, okay, maybe
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  Speaker 7: they hook up bout it while we're watching the game.
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  Speaker 7: That'll be Coolang, she ain't over here.
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  Speaker 12: So I sent her and her girls for they the
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  Speaker 12: nails done.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, So check this out, man, I'm I'm I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna reach out to Simon and let her know that
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  Speaker 7: we're gonna we're gonna leave it here and get over
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  Speaker 7: there like about one. And you just say it's cool, right.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, it's cool, man that that's a whole lot
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  Speaker 12: better than bring up in here.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, but yeah you're and I take this man mine,
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  Speaker 7: uh you know my friend she she she married, you know,
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  Speaker 7: and and and she wanted to get away from my
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  Speaker 7: husband for a minute. Man, I guess they've been going
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  Speaker 7: through so.
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  Speaker 12: You know, you know, just keep hold up the way
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  Speaker 12: back back up there bringing a married woman named samm
• 18:14
  Speaker 12: What are the eyes of that? My wife's name is themall?
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: Okay? Well do I mean it might?
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: What was this pointing?
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: Simone?
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: Is the other? Last name?
• 18:22
  Speaker 9: Is?
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: That's my last name?
• 18:24
  Speaker 15: Wait?
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold on wait wait,
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: hold on, hold on dog? This this okay, this this
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: Simon is light skin. Yeah, you keep on this friving her.
• 18:34
  Speaker 12: She's light skin, five gone short hair that the halley said, yeah,
• 18:39
  Speaker 12: that's that's that's that's that's.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: How are you doing with my wife?
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Hey?
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: Dog, me and Simone be friends for a minute. Man,
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: It wasn't ntil like a couple of weeks ago, she
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: reached out to me and said she was she was
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: going through some some some he reached out to you
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: to tell you that she's going through some stuff.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: For the dude. Well I'm that dude.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, my wife, hey man, and you know about
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: a year, but who counting you know what I'm saying.
• 19:03
  Speaker 12: A year that's about the time we started having some issues. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: y'all come on over to this party.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: Hey man, I'm sure we can try to figure this
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: kind of situation out. So no, no, no, pump your price.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: My wife.
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: I'll give it you. I don't give it about her either.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: I know you are you know they say.
• 19:19
  Speaker 12: You know what, I've always believed this.
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: There are no mistakes in this. Everything happens to where
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: it's supposed to be. So it's funny you call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen,
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: I'm getting this number my boy gave no, no, no,
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: I get it. You probably called it and drinking from her.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: That's what my boy gave me.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: This knock lead lead some moone.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Out of this.
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: You can't tell me right now. You know I'm not
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: jumping with you right now.
• 19:41
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna call her. Matter say, I ain't gonna call
• 19:44
  Speaker 12: at all.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: Don't don't tell her my wife. Just bring her to
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: the party. I got a guest this for your I
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: got a three eighty. I got a smith, I got
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: a Western, I got a signe fourteen killer and.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: Go right up there.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: So you guys come on over with this party. Oh okay,
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: hey man, hey man, listen, listen. My boy, My boy
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: gave me your number. Man, so I know who my
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: boy is.
• 20:04
  Speaker 12: Marca said, he don't know you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Marca don't know me. But guess who else knows me?
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: Though that you don't know, We'll say something. Hey, Brad,
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: this is nephew tire me man from the Steve Harvey
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: Morning Show. Your boy Marcus got me the prank phone
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: call you. What hey, let me ask you something. What's
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: the baddest radio show in the land. It's a Steve
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: A thank you nephew. Coming up next it is Ask
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: the CLO or Chief Love Officers.
• 20:49
  Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for Ask the Clo. The
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer. Steve Harvey is in the building. Are
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: you ready, sir, Yes, let's go.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Amri and Tulsa says, I'm a forty year old professional
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: man and I have two great danes that are my babies.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I recently started dating a new woman and she's intimidated
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: by my dogs because of their size. When she first
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: visited me, I put the dogs in the garage. But
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: it's too cold for that now, I suggested to her,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I let the dogs roam free in the house and
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: we can stay in my bedroom. She didn't like that idea,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: and she said, we're not compatible. My dogs are sweethearts.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: So I don't know what the problem is. Should I
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: compromise with her?
• 21:36
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, what's your compromise?
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: Dog? You Finn, lose your woman over them damn dog. Now,
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: if that's what you prefer over this woman, then keep
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: your damn doll. I mean, you got two big ass
• 21:47
  Speaker 9: great Danes walking around. She's scared of them. You know
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: sisters are scared of dogs like that. Should I compromise
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: with her? What's the compromise?
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Pardon?
• 21:57
  Speaker 8: It ain't that cold in the garage. Put a heat
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: in the garage. You gonna lose his chick over these
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: damn dogs.
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: I don't understand if all you pet lovers is finna
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: get mad at this statement, right, I don't give it down.
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: I don't give a damn I'm not losing the chicken
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: my dreams over no damn dog.
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: On my dreams. I ain't never dreamed of no dog.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Problem.
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: That's all that pro to. You see, everybody ain't gota
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: like your dog. Everybody ain't dog people. Everybody ain't cat people.
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: Everybody in fish people, you know, and that sis it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 9: You know, my wife loves our dog bad, but she
• 22:33
  Speaker 9: know I got rules. You know, ain't staying here sleep
• 22:36
  Speaker 9: in the bedroom for what man he got in the bedroom.
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: One morning, my arm was laying off the bed and
• 22:43
  Speaker 9: he came over and was licking it. And I didn't
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: know what it was.
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: When I woke up and there was dog. I got
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: back hand in his ass, saw her. I back him
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: and peede on myself.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, not not now.
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: What's gotta happen now? Sh yeah, back, I got to
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: go get up in the middle of the night. I'm
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: going to the bathroom. I'm niked.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: He see me.
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: It's pitch black. I can't see him. Next thing I know,
• 23:13
  Speaker 9: his cold ass, his cold nose on my ass. How
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: that feeldn't tell him me A total door way out?
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: I gotta go, Doug, I'm damning the total door way out.
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: You don't even.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Understand because you don't need the light when you wake up.
• 23:33
  Speaker 11: I get it because you don't wear everything.
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: No, I know my house, his cold ass nose and
• 23:38
  Speaker 9: touch my ass. So no, no, man, you girl don't
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: care about them great days. That's you dog, so handy
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: your bit. You're gonna lose a girl over the door.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Get a heater for the garage, all right, Amar, you
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: heard the clo moving on Chavette and Birmingham says. I'm
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: fifteen years old and I'm engaged to be married for
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the fourth time. I want everything to go right this time,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: so I need to know how I should handle a
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: big secret. I have a problem with my feet, and
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I've hidden it from my fiance for the entire eight
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: months we've been together. My feet sweat constantly and they
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: smell bad. I constantly washed my feet and used powder
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: when he was around. We will be living together soon,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: so my doctor said, to be honest with him. Do
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: you think it will be a deal breaker for him?
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: Well, he'll come number five. I ain't got nothing for you,
• 24:38
  Speaker 9: shvet oh, no, no, I don't know what.
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: To tell you. Yeah, you got Keith fixed punk your
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: feet though, fit, You.
• 24:47
  Speaker 9: Got Keith washing and keep put on him. Now, who
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: wants to look down at the white air feet all
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: the time. She look like you'd kicking.
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: Sax and fly all day long. We go, we go
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: out w night in the summer.
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: When we come home, I look down your feet, soppy, wet,
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: and they stink girl, nutritions.
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: Maybe now you gotta get some injections.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I tell you.
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: I have a suggestion.
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: What go to home depot and get some Thompson's water
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: sealing and dip your feet down in that ceiling. If
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: it can seal the deck, it can seal your feet.
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: Oh no, that's all I got for you. She's gonna
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: be like a polished oak.
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: What is it gonna look like?
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: What you want?
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: You wanna shine and you won't stink.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: What you want shine. I'll take shine out.
• 25:44
  Speaker 15: So when you pour water on it, just beat up
• 25:46
  Speaker 15: on it, because it beat up everything.
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: You don't sweat no more water just rolled right off.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: So what's the name of it?
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: Thompson Thompson's water Seal. It's for decks and porches. Okay,
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: all right, you heard it, clear color.
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: Now don't go do that. Yeah that's a joke.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, of course, yes, please don't go do that
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: for real?
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I say at home depot. I thought that would
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: clear it up, but you know, just for protection purposes.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Marshawn in Houston says, I'm twenty eight years old and
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: married to a great guy that is starting his own business.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: His business partner is my friend from my hometown, and
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: he has a successful business already. He might be into
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: some kind of fail attraction because we had sex a
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: few times before I got married for old time sake,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: and about three months ago he met my husband and
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: propositioned him about a new business idea. I may be
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: overthinking this, but it's odd to me. What do you
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: think does he have an ulterior motive?
• 26:45
  Speaker 9: He propositioned your husband about it is business idea? Let
• 26:50
  Speaker 9: me well, well, if the proposition got something to do
• 26:54
  Speaker 9: with you, you may know how to worry about this
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: old secret no more because he can get it as
• 27:02
  Speaker 9: because once a man make you his wife, he came
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: with a different attitude. I might want to tell it,
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: might want to tell it. You nothing tell him for
• 27:13
  Speaker 9: what The business might be a legitimate business.
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: You overthinking it, so.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Don't tell him. Y'all have a relationship, and.
• 27:22
  Speaker 11: Why don't you do that?
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: No?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: HEMN bring up? What everything.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: All?
• 27:29
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Jay?
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: It ain't a time for honesty.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Never ends with you?
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: You Yeah, well, do y'all getting these? Honestly most it's
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: damn say, no time to come clean by what?
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: And that old saying that everyone's ever in the dog
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: come to light, that ain't true, staying the dog?
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 27:57
  Speaker 11: Listen, thank you, feel we're out of time.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 28:02
  Speaker 11: Morning show.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Breaking out some tears may help you land your next job.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: During a job interview, you definitely want them to remember you,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: and it turns out a few tears just might do
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the trick. While you may think that crying during the
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: interview process would blow your chances of getting a job,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: there are some people who say it actually works. Wonders.
• 28:27
  Speaker 8: So okay, well let's go there.
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: Okay, we're a job interview you and are interviewing me,
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: tell you and so let's go and let's start.
• 28:42
  Speaker 14: Let's start the interview you.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Well, good morning, mister Harvey. How are you today?
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: How are you Harvey?
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: Miss Strawberry, mister Miles, thank you for having me such
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: an opportunity.
• 28:52
  Speaker 15: All right, So, mister Harvey, let's get start. I wanted
• 28:54
  Speaker 15: to ask you what exactly what makes you qualify for
• 28:57
  Speaker 15: this job?
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: Well, having had several jobs before, they gave me the
• 29:02
  Speaker 9: experience of the exact thing that you folks are looking for.
• 29:06
  Speaker 9: It's pretty much made me qualified. And you know, everybody
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: that I've ever worked with have always said I was
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: really just overqualified.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Here, let me ask you something, mister Harvey. Why did
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: you leave your last job?
• 29:25
  Speaker 14: Oh god, it's so difficult that you bought this up.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, I was.
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: I was up there for sixteen years. Really, you know,
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: they just came in and they just closed it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: They just shut it, shut the doors. I was in
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: the parking lot. We happy, I was studying there.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Shane put over them crying, mister Harvey.
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: No, no, I'm not, I'm It was just just Shane
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: the door jop interview.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Happy. Let me jump in here.
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: Okay. Just before that, they were all.
• 30:41
  Speaker 15: I wanted to ask you, mister Harvey. You know, a
• 30:44
  Speaker 15: job like this, you're gonna be working with a lot
• 30:46
  Speaker 15: of people. You're going to be doing a lot of interacting.
• 30:49
  Speaker 15: Uh you know, how do you do you have the
• 30:51
  Speaker 15: skills set to actually interact with other people?
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: You know, yeah, I'm interacted with Quit having a damn.
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: I was sorry. It doesn't take much we see. Yeah,
• 31:05
  Speaker 9: I interact with people from time to time. Who's just
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: talking about it sort of gets me.
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: You know, I'm fine. I'm fine with other people.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Mister Harvey. This is a sales position we're looking to
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: hire you for, and we just want to make sure
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: that you're the right person. As Thomas mentioned earlier, you
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: have the right qualifications for this position. You have to
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: interact with people, you have to sell our product, and
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you know, people by you first before they even buy
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: the product. So I just want to make sure that
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: that you know. This little crying thing I hear, it's
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: it's not really.
• 31:55
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I got a question for you.
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: I don't just cry, you know all this.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Time sounds like you do.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: I'm out of work. I'm crying because I'm out of work.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no crying at work.
• 32:09
  Speaker 11: I don't want I don't not here yet.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: You hired me.
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: I can stop you cry too, if you wouldn't, miss Carl.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: What are your strengths. Let's talk about something positive.
• 32:31
  Speaker 16: One of my strengths. I can absolutely pull it together.
• 32:40
  Speaker 16: That's one of my strong suits. I promise you I can.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: If you just hired me, your journey jab holes out
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: of the MC.
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: It is like instant if I'm one of just say
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: you're hired hockey, you begin to show you just any
• 32:56
  Speaker 9: giving the eighteenth interview.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: This is the third level.
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: This is supposed to be it I was told by
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: your supervisor, then it wouldn't We wouldn't.
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: Even be in as long as you here, right am,
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: And we're still talking a job.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Well, this is that's why it's called a process, mister Harvey.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: All process. Yeah, follow the interview process.
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: Suffer Jesus, Jesus.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Him, so he'll stop.
• 33:37
  Speaker 15: Please, Well, let's let's evaluate Miss Shirley Strawberry Carlor. Do
• 33:40
  Speaker 15: you think we have the right person for the job.
• 33:44
  Speaker 15: How about we let this person sell themselves in thirty
• 33:47
  Speaker 15: seconds to us?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, sounds good, Harvey.
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: Could you sell yourself for thirty seconds to us? Please?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, you need a moment, you want to go out,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Just let me know when you're thirty okay, and you
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: can start now and now.
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: And I believe that I'm extremely qualified, but this position
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: due to the fact that I'm probably the most experienced
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: candidate that you meet from time to time. I've also
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: discovered that I have several traits that this company's lacking,
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: and I can be a most fulfilling factor in developing
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: the app to loop direction of your firm and your company.
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: I will be but in asset, and that is why
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: I think I should have the job.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, he's right there, no tears.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, if you're asking me, I would say he's hired.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 34:49
  Speaker 11: Morning show.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have sex and a trampoline or have
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: sex and a death chair? Trampoline or death chair? We
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: jumped right to it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: Would you rather we trampoline?
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: That time?
• 35:02
  Speaker 15: We keep we jumping into it on that trampoline. Boom
• 35:05
  Speaker 15: up and down. Baby, you're gonna chair?
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna hurt myself in this as Yeah,
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: I'm definitely.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: She's never done it like on a trampoline before.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, you haven't.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: E're the only one done it on a trampoline.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: The really the one they want in the world.
• 35:30
  Speaker 9: You don't even understand what can go wrong on that trampoline.
• 35:32
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna be in this desk chair working.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Would you rather work as a flight attendant or a
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: deckhand on a yacht?
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: No, I'm be a flight attendant, flight attendant.
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm up in the that water man, I'd have
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: been on the yachts now you had that. I'm not
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: finn to do all that. Now you got to cater
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: to the ass on them yacht I'm not fit to
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: do all that. Now I want to be up in there. Well,
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: I'm I'm I'm gonna show you how to really flight
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: attin this damn.
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: All right, when'd you not have your attention? Please?
• 36:12
  Speaker 9: This is a flight attendant Harvey here. We're about to
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: take off the Chinese bags until your seat in front
• 36:18
  Speaker 9: of you or in the overhead. If you're having trouble, uh,
• 36:20
  Speaker 9: we'll come take you back. He'll throw it out the windows.
• 36:24
  Speaker 9: We need differbody to be in quiet. Listen to me.
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: Put them damn mask on them and they walk down
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: this ould see without a mask on. Slapt the sugar
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: honey ice t That's all it's gonna be. And I'll
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: tell you what. Anybody back can't doing anything you you
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: ain't supposed to be doing. It's gonna be hands. I'm
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: throwing hand. Welcome to Welcome to my airlines. Uh, I'm
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  Speaker 3: Last one?
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  Speaker 1: Would you would you rather be stranded on an island
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  Speaker 1: with a model or with the famous chef?
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  Speaker 8: With this chef on here?
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  Speaker 4: Cook?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm on this island with this model. Case we
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  Speaker 9: don't get found no more? Hell yeah, cook, I can cook.
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  Speaker 9: I think the model don't get it?
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  Speaker 16: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Is he out there roasting ants?
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  Speaker 4: He roasting ants?
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  Speaker 8: We ain't got nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing that grasshop a sou flave.
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  Speaker 8: We ain't got nothing to eat off. I can figure
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  Speaker 8: out what to eat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, coming up, thank you.
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  Speaker 11: That's our round. Would you rather for today? You're listening
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  Speaker 11: hard morning show?
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  Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown is here with comedy Roulette.
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  Speaker 6: What you got?
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  Speaker 3: It's so simple, it's very simple. We have to explain,
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  Speaker 3: and I know Steve gets upset, but we have new
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  Speaker 3: listeners by the hour by the hour Championship. We actually yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Here's how we do it. We take five subjects, put
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  Speaker 3: them on a wheel. Fun the wheel. Look at me,
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  Speaker 3: Shirley when I said fun fun fun the wheel, spunning
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  Speaker 3: around and around where it stops. We do to damn thing?
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  Speaker 6: What you got?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, So you're telling me you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: you got naked pictures on your phone?
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  Speaker 4: No discussion.
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  Speaker 1: The car always comes back on E.
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  Speaker 3: Think of it all right?
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  Speaker 11: Number three?
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  Speaker 1: What part of you on punishment do you not understand?
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  Speaker 11: For I see that tooth missing?
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  Speaker 1: You see that tooth tissing?
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  Speaker 5: How come you won't get it?
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  Speaker 1: Number five? Nobody buys a bus pass just to be binding.
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  Speaker 3: Okay it spun it, spinet cat. Let's do that, miss,
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  Speaker 3: Let's do that phone. Bab that phone.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think what's trying to?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: What you got?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 5: This is one? Number one landed on number one?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, you telling me you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: you got naked pictures in your.
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  Speaker 3: Have no idea how those pictures got?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: This ain't my damn phone?
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: Look at that?
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  Speaker 1: Look prom so.
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  Speaker 3: Problem so my phone.
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  Speaker 4: Master fact, I don't know how these be.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she really was showing me.
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  Speaker 4: Was the results of her mamma grad.
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  Speaker 11: To see that.
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  Speaker 3: I to say that.
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  Speaker 9: That night. You question.
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  Speaker 6: Listen, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 4: Let me just tell you, baby, these are the girls
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  Speaker 4: that are all listening for the vagina monologue. That's all.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, baby, come on, baby, don't be like that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's not nicked.
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  Speaker 1: What she looked like it she looked next.
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  Speaker 8: As soon as you show it to me and I
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  Speaker 8: see it, I just she's not nicked.
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  Speaker 3: In Oh, not only is she not naked, she was
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: showing me pictures of her bathroom. She just happened to
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: be next when she took the pictures.
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  Speaker 6: That's all that is.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: She needs some Workathroom's happened to me for nice cabinets, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I don't know how she sent the picture
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  Speaker 1: to me because she wanted me to show you.
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  Speaker 17: Ask you what you think she told me to do.
• 40:59
  Speaker 17: I'm just doing what she told me. She said, show
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  Speaker 17: it to you and see what you think.
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  Speaker 6: Now what you think?
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  Speaker 4: Baby, baby? Baby? This is this is listen.
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  Speaker 15: All these pictures is going into this new thing and
• 41:14
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna open it up online called Booty Book. Facebook,
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  Speaker 15: understand the song what it's about.
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  Speaker 11: You can't do the book.
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  Speaker 4: You can't do the book without the booty.
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  Speaker 8: Baby.
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  Speaker 9: You're gonna ask me about these neggid pictures in this phone.
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: She sent them to me so I could give them
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  Speaker 9: the Lee hated for his book. I'm just trying to.
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  Speaker 3: Help help somebody. He sent me the neggad pictures. She
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: says she got a rash on her back. Did I
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: want to see it? I said, yeah, That's how I
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  Speaker 3: got it down. That ain't nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor.
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  Speaker 8: My name kir Okay.
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  Speaker 1: She was trying to to somebody name Keir Stance here.
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  Speaker 8: Stand.
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  Speaker 4: Don't know how.
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  Speaker 8: I told her. I thought I had the measle. She said,
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  Speaker 8: it look like this.
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  Speaker 1: That guys. For this week's version of comedy Roulette, Tommy
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  Speaker 1: has a prank phone call coming up right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right, coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's
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  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. Get a load of this subject.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday, all right.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a bit, because right
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  Speaker 1: now the nephew is here for today's brand phone call.
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  Speaker 11: What's on the menu for today new what you got?
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  Speaker 15: This is great deal? This is this is well, I'll
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  Speaker 15: tell you what. Just take a listen redeal.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach castor Henry. Uh this
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  Speaker 6: pastor Henry. How you doing, sir? You're the caster of
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  Speaker 6: a greater New Hope Bastor.
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  Speaker 13: Right? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well yes I am.
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  Speaker 6: My name is Patrick. My name is Patrick Davis. Uh
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  Speaker 6: uh there, how you doing, sir? I went there to
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  Speaker 6: your church about them about two and a half years ago.
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  Speaker 6: I went there and met like, yeah, we got our
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  Speaker 6: kids baptized there. So are you coming back to it
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  Speaker 6: or are you?
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  Speaker 13: Uh uh what the kurrent church?
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  Speaker 6: Well, we haven't been in a minute, you know. For
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  Speaker 6: you you you baptized my son and my daughter Kareem.
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  Speaker 6: All right, you baptized them. I don't. I don't thank you.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm sure you do a lot of people.
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  Speaker 13: But yeah, I was about to say I do a lot.
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  Speaker 13: I can't really pend point in name like that.
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  Speaker 6: He said.
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  Speaker 13: It was about a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 6: Three years by between two and between two and three
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  Speaker 6: years ago. You you about to have my little girl
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  Speaker 6: and my son.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, blessed on that. I'm I'm glad I was able
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  Speaker 13: to do that service. I was wondering, how did you
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  Speaker 13: get my number? Usually any things like this usually get
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  Speaker 13: handled with the church, you know, one of my deacons
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  Speaker 13: or my secretary. But uh uh did you call the
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  Speaker 13: church and they gave you my number?
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  Speaker 6: This this guy at the church, let me see. His
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  Speaker 6: name is Oh Dobbs, Dobbs brother, brother Dobbs.
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  Speaker 13: Brother dob gave you my phone number, my information.
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  Speaker 6: Brother Dobbs. I got this from Brother Dobbs that you
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  Speaker 6: I could reach you. Now you know him right, he's
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  Speaker 6: one of your deacons.
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  Speaker 13: He's that's a good man right there. I know the
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  Speaker 13: many years.
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  Speaker 6: Okay him, I roothing for wanting to talk to you directly. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: Like I said, you baptized my little girl Tailoring and
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  Speaker 6: my son Kareem. What are baptizing is supposed to be
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  Speaker 6: you cleansing them and you're watching them? Brad. Okay, here's
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  Speaker 6: my problem here, my problem. You baptized my kids. But
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  Speaker 6: it ain't nothing saying they grades still bad. They still
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  Speaker 6: didn't obeating it. I don't see where your days. But
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  Speaker 6: if you, if you let me, I don't see where
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  Speaker 6: your baptize has done anything auntized, and I don't know
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  Speaker 6: that I spent when I was there. I want that
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  Speaker 6: money back now.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, now you confuse me. I'm not sure if I
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  Speaker 13: think you know we need to stop this madness right
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  Speaker 13: now because you're talking about your money back baptized i't
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  Speaker 13: like with baptized your kids. I've been at this church
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  Speaker 13: pers for many years, so I won't doubt that I'm
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  Speaker 13: probably the uh that the past that you're looking for.
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  Speaker 13: But I just don't understand what you're trying to get
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  Speaker 13: at here about the baptism that.
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  Speaker 6: I'm saying you're supposed to when when when people get
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  Speaker 6: baptized it's supposed to change them cleansing. Okay, I see,
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  Speaker 6: yes them, but if my kids let me let me
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  Speaker 6: ask you.
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  Speaker 13: I'm just trying to brother, I'm just just trying to
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  Speaker 13: get to the bottom of this, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 13: because when we get by how you got my numbers.
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  Speaker 6: The bottom of it is your your baptizing ain't doing nothing.
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  Speaker 6: My kids will still grave bad, they still.
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  Speaker 13: Well you know you're that why they haven't become to church.
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  Speaker 13: You say you're not going to any congregation maybe you
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  Speaker 13: guys need to come on back to church, sit in
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  Speaker 13: or some sermons.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 13: I even work with your one on one.
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  Speaker 6: But I can't.
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  Speaker 13: I can't do nothing about the grades in school. I mean,
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  Speaker 13: and and and and the overall.
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  Speaker 6: When you when you have baptis, damn, I should see
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  Speaker 6: a changings in them. And I don't see a change.
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  Speaker 6: But all the plan I was going to your church,
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  Speaker 6: I'm paying for these ties. Well then I'm not getting
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  Speaker 6: any Hey man, at the end of the day's path here,
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  Speaker 6: I want my money's back. That's what That's what we
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  Speaker 6: have at the end of the day.
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  Speaker 13: That brother David, that's not how it worked. Brothers, you understand,
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  Speaker 13: I'm not I'm not trying.
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  Speaker 6: To raise my voice at you. But you you all over,
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: you all over slea.
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  Speaker 13: You want money back.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: I understand.
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  Speaker 9: What can I do for you?
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: I can tell you now all you what you can do.
• 47:27
  Speaker 13: My kids.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: I don't got them baptized over there with you all
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: that time I'm going to your church. I'm paying Ane time,
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: the paying Ane time, the paying Anee time, and I
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: get my kids baptized. And but the hides gonna have
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: nothing to do with the baptism the times had something
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: to do with all the time I spit over there,
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: and I'm not wating anything in return. Brother, that's what
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: you're calling all in the world.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: Am I gonna figure out how much times you need?
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: I know everything about that. I don't know exactly.
• 47:55
  Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, you call them my own with
• 47:57
  Speaker 13: this nonsense. You're not even a congregation, and I just
• 48:01
  Speaker 13: don't like it.
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  Speaker 6: Who can think you? Your boy said, just because you're
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: gonna you're a man of the trial. Don't mean that
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: that's because I'm a man of God. Don't mean I
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  Speaker 6: can't cut your uf.
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  Speaker 12: You understand that.
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  Speaker 6: Brother.
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  Speaker 13: If it's something you need to deal with, you need to.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: Talk to people at the church. Why do I need
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: to talk to brother Dob when I'm talking to that,
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Do not to the problem right now? You're a problem.
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: I'm the problem. I just went a bunch of guide
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: money and I won't I know exactly how much I
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: spent over there, and I want my money back, brother,
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: about that?
• 48:33
  Speaker 13: That's what I care about? Your time?
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: So I said, your time?
• 48:37
  Speaker 13: Want me to spell it out?
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, well, here's spell out.
• 48:43
  Speaker 13: I bet they know how to spell it.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, don't be crying me about no damn behavior issues
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: with your kids? God you baptize. That's quest you need
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: to be asking.
• 48:51
  Speaker 13: Is you living your life?
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: Think the five?
• 48:53
  Speaker 12: Huh?
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: You know what? You know what?
• 48:56
  Speaker 13: Brothers, I didn't got out beside myself, and I'm sorry others.
• 49:00
  Speaker 13: I should not be using five language. I think what's
• 49:03
  Speaker 13: going on? We need to We need to get you
• 49:05
  Speaker 13: and your children, your wife come on down to service
• 49:08
  Speaker 13: on Sunday. I will sit with you as long as
• 49:10
  Speaker 13: I can. I truly, I truly think counseling and talk
• 49:13
  Speaker 13: is the only way out of it. We should not
• 49:15
  Speaker 13: be fighting on this phone. Yes, now, once again, I
• 49:20
  Speaker 13: hope you accept my apology for my language.
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: Now, now can I ask you something?
• 49:25
  Speaker 13: Go ahead, son, I can hear.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: You, Okay. Brother Dobbs tells me that you and him
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: are together, y'all together some mornings having coffee. You and
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: Brother Dobbs are every.
• 49:35
  Speaker 13: Morning that I'm not that they either function or doing
• 49:39
  Speaker 13: something for the building maintenance with the church.
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he definitely.
• 49:42
  Speaker 13: He's a good brother.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: Like I told you, I know him for many years
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: right right, And he's saying that when y'all having coffee,
• 49:49
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• 49:52
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  Speaker 8: You you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 15: We need to take them back down there to their
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty two year old single
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  Speaker 1: A boy, he was overjoyed. The problem is every time
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  Speaker 1: a couple of days in the hospital, so he didn't
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: tell her. Then fast forward to last week, he was
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: supposed to tell her, and he said she passed out
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: at work and the doctor said she may have had
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: a mile stroke. Listen, I don't want to kill the
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: woman by telling her about our baby on the way,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: but I'm MFin tired of all her problems. He could
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: be lying to stall me out, so I'm tempted to
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: call her myself, Steven Shirley. Is he full of bs?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Or what?
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: Uh huh?
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: What you're not gonna do is put our name in
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: your mess? Is hateful of bs? You're the one that's
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: full of bs. This is craziness right here. This is
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: a mess. Mess on top of a mess. You've gotten
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: yourself into A young lady, thirty two year old single
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: mother with one child and pregnant with another. You know
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: what do you think Steve and I can do for you?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I can tell you right now, we can't do anything
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: for you because the damage is already done. You are
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: determined to tell this wife no matter what, knowing and
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: even not caring that this is going to hurt her
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: and of course break up his family. You're wrong, You
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: are wrong. You've been the side chick slash best friend
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: for ten years now, and you think you're owed something
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: because of that, Because now all of a sudden you're pregnant.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: You're not owed anything. But I tell you who is
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: owed something. The baby is owed something, not you. You
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: knew what you were getting into when you got into
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: this ten years ago. He is married, okay, with a
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: whole wife. He hasn't left her in all these ten
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: years that you guys have been together. Have you ever
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: asked yourself why? I'll tell you because he didn't want to,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: He didn't want to lead, he didn't want.
• 55:36
  Speaker 13: To be with you.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, he liked the arrangement just like it was. He
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: had his cake and he ate it too. Okay, Now
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: here's a baby. You know he's got to do right
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: by so his wife is going to find out anyway.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: She's going to find out whether he was lying about
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: all the stuff that happened to her. His wife is
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: going to find out. Get your child support, and please
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: leave this family alone. You were old, ain't nothing. You're
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: messing it.
• 56:04
  Speaker 11: Up right here? Is he full of bs or not?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: You're mf and tired? Come on, really, Steve, Wow.
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: So much to unpack in this letter. First of all,
• 56:20
  Speaker 9: I want to thank you for the title. It means
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: a great deal to me.
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: I love it.
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: Though I appreciate you, it just warms my heart to
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: have somebody say that it ain't a month for my
• 56:32
  Speaker 9: life go by.
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna say it at least once a more. You
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: say this, Yeah, this is my favorite phrase. At least
• 56:38
  Speaker 8: twelve times a year.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I know didn't had well, I said more.
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: I know I said at least twelve times a year,
• 56:44
  Speaker 8: probably more.
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: This thirty two year old single woman got one child
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: and it's pregnant with a second child. But she's pregnant
• 56:53
  Speaker 9: by her best friend who happens to be married. We've
• 56:57
  Speaker 9: been friends with benefits for almost ten years. His wife
• 57:00
  Speaker 9: thinks that we're just best friend, so she's accepting me
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: as part of the family.
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: Well, ain't this wonderful? Guess what, y'all the family fit
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: to have a baby.
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: Oh, she's accepted you as family, which means for ten
• 57:22
  Speaker 9: years you've been up in this woman's face, fronting like
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: y'all friends, right, like y'all all right.
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm surprised she ain't detected this. Most women can
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: detect this.
• 57:38
  Speaker 13: You know it.
• 57:39
  Speaker 9: I can promise you it has crossed her mind. She
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: done seen something because when the news come out, I
• 57:45
  Speaker 9: promise you, the first thing she said, I knew something
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: was going on. I promise you she gonna say that
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: because there's no way you can be up around a
• 57:54
  Speaker 9: man as much as you claim. Y'all up there and
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: she accept you as family, and she ain't thought y'all
• 57:59
  Speaker 9: was messing around, right, this is dangerous territory you in,
• 58:03
  Speaker 9: young lady, and you'd have got yourself in a mess.
• 58:07
  Speaker 8: But you mad at everybody in the letter. But you're about.
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: Except yourself, and we come back. I'm gonna deal with it.
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna show you what's wrong with you now because
• 58:16
  Speaker 9: you can't do this. Right here, you said I'm pregnant,
• 58:19
  Speaker 9: but I think it's my ex boy and she thinks
• 58:22
  Speaker 9: I'm pregnant, but she thinks my ex boyfriend baby hit
• 58:25
  Speaker 9: the line. I've told her husband it's time for us
• 58:28
  Speaker 9: to stop messing around and be serious now because.
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: We got a baby on the word. What the hell
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: did that mean? Yes, it's time if y'all will be
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: serious now stop messing what?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: All right? Hold on, Steve, hold on, It'll have part
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: after the hour Steve's Savings subject he says it a lot.
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: You heard it.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I'm mf and tired. Won't be right back.
• 58:49
  Speaker 11: You're listening, Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Subject I'm mfing tired.
• 58:58
  Speaker 9: I bet you is thirty two year old woman got
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: one child. She's pregnant with her second by her best friend,
• 59:05
  Speaker 9: who happens to be a married man. They've been friends
• 59:09
  Speaker 9: with benefits for ten years now, and the man's wife
• 59:13
  Speaker 9: think that they just best friends. So she's accepting me
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: as part of the family. This is cute because what
• 59:18
  Speaker 9: that means now the family fitdn't have a baby, but
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: the wife thinks that is her ex boyfriend's baby. Here's
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: the line. I've told her husband, it's time for us
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: to stop messing around, to be serious now because we
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: have a baby on the way. Oh oh, so you think,
• 59:39
  Speaker 9: you think now since you're pregnant, now you'll find out
• 59:43
  Speaker 9: later on he already got two kids with this woman,
• 59:45
  Speaker 9: you think, because now couldn't you pregnant?
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: You think now you got debs.
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: So now it's time for us to stop messing around,
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: to get serious now because we have a baby on
• 59:56
  Speaker 9: the way. So now you think, now you got some deal.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: So now you told him that he needs to tell
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 9: his wife for the baby born. And I know you
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 9: want the wife to know that you're pregnant by him,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 9: because you think he gonna.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: Leave her for you.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 9: Yes, the biggest mistake you can make. I've told you
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: men don't do promotions. There is no man who had
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 9: a number two that caused him to lose his number
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 9: one and then he made the number two number one.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 8: Ain't nobody fitting to do that. I don't know no
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 8: man who has ever had a.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 9: Number two that caused him to lose his number one
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 9: and then made the number two the new number one.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 8: I ain't never seen it. I could be wrong, but
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: I ain't never seen it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Brad Pitt.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 9: Brad Pitt, Now, whoever wrote this letter ain't white or rich.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: So let's you know, y'all quit anyway, tell his wife
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 9: before the baby b I want my child to know
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 9: his father and have a relationship with his father's two kids.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 9: Oh so you really think y'all just a little family here.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 9: You think y'all just Finn to be just all? Okay,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 9: he already got two kids. I want my kids to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 9: know you delusion them. When we found out it was pregnant,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 9: he panic and asked me to terminate the pregnancy.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: I refused to do so. When we found out it
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 8: was a boy, he was overjoyed.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 9: Problem is, every time he's about to tell his wife,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: some life changing event happens with her.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: Okay, so let's go over this.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 9: First time he tried to tell her, she had a
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 9: minor car wreck, had to wear neck brace for a month.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 9: He said he ain't want to tell her why she
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 9: was in pain. Three weeks later, she got COVID nineteen
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 9: spent a couple of days in the hospital, so he
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 9: didn't want to tell it. In fast forward, last week,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 9: he's supposed to tell in He said she passed out
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 9: at work, and the doctor says she.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: May have had a mild stroke.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 9: Ain't though, might have had no damn mistroke.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: Listen to me, all of them.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 9: This happened just because he got ready to tell her.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 9: What do you think gonna happen when he do tell her?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 9: Damn the car wreck, Damn the trip to the hospital
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 9: with COVID, and the hell way with this stroke. If
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 9: that's what happened when he fiting to tell her, what
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 9: you think gonna happen? When he tell this crazy ass
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 9: woman that you've been in her face for ten years
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 9: over their house, to playing with the kids and laughing
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 9: and talking, and you've been screwing her husband. WHOA what
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 9: do you think it's gonna happen? When this woman replay
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: all the moments in her mind about how she kind
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 9: of thought this, but you tricked and deceived her, and
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 9: how fool she been made out of and now you
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 9: pregnant with his baby.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 8: Girl, girl, girl, your ass, it's in.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: A world of trouble. So I guess you is making
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 9: time is but you ain't meal as time and his
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 9: wife and the beef on your ass, Yeah, that's what
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 9: I'm talking about and this.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Poor little baby there.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 8: Now, get these bleeps right.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 9: I know we got that eight second delay on this show,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 9: so there's plenty of time to bleep because the.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 8: Fine for what I just said. Oh man, that's dona
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 8: make me time.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: God said no more.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: That's it.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 13: That is so.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 9: But it's the letter caller, and this is I've been
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 9: waiting on this type of letter for twenty years. We've
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 9: been doing this show since two thousand and five, and
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 9: we're just not getting it.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: Man, Thank you.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: I don't want to kill the woman by telling her
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 9: about our baby on the way, but I'm tired of
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 9: all her problems. He could be lying to stall me out,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 9: so I'm tempted to call her myself if he full
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 9: of BS or what Shirley said, it best the person
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 9: that's full of BS.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 8: And this letter is you. You tricking with this married
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 8: man in front of this woman for ten years.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: Year?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 9: Now you think he BS and you when you've been
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 9: BS and everybody? Girl, you about to get what you
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 9: deserve because I got news for you when you tell
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 9: this sister what you've been doing with her man for
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 9: ten years.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: Both y'all in the world of trouble.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 11: Oh yes, sir, All right, Steve, thank you.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey
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• 1:04:45
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• 1:04:47
  Speaker 11: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, we definitely need you for this. Junior
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: and Tommy with right or wrong?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: Here we go.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 15: You be the judge, Tommy. Okay, the first one is
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 15: not for the fellas, just just for the latest. Okay,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 15: start off with y'all. Then I'm gonna migrate my move
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 15: on over to to Stephens Junior, because JUNR.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Anyway, let me just talk to y'all about this here.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 15: If until well, JUNIORR. He ain't gonna say no, But listen,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 15: if a stelefoaone company ship you something, yeah, it ain't
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 15: gonna have nothing to secure.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 15: Like packaging, Yeah, see if it's a stelefoaone company, you
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 15: see what I'm saying. So the Stelefoam company not gonna
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 15: have most styrophone to secure the style phone.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 7: You see what I'm saying?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: Do I make sense with y'all?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: Like it?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 12: I like it?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 11: You waste your time so much time just trying to
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 11: think about that.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 15: Sure, a starphone company's sending you style phone, what do
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 15: they secure that week?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: You see, I'm just trying to make sense to me.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Just I cannot with you.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 11: Look hot juniors looking up.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 15: Oh okay, okay, okay, let me let me move, Let
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 15: me move to the fellow, Let me move to All right,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 15: go ahead. If you get the clapse and it's spread,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 15: tell him it's an applause. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 15: If you get the claps, it's spreads, that's an applause.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: All right, there, not with this stupidity going on.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're going out together, y'all.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: That's see, y'all wrong.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 15: If you get the clouds today, spreads, that's an applause.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Come on, you come with see.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 8: I told you, I told you, I told you.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 15: He make your head.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: On the Steve, stay with me.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 8: If you get the cloud okay, no more spreys early.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: It's it becomes an applause. See that you.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 9: Keep and he wants to becoming applause. You've got to
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 9: go down to the doctor.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: It's too late then.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, right after the visit. You're listening Steve
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. In today's office topic, here's a question.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been told just be yourself, just for
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: yourself and you'll be fine and it ended up being
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: horrible advice for you? Maybe it was on a first date.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe you were told to be yourself on your first
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: day of a new job. So, Steve, I gotta ask you,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: are there situations that you should avoid just being yourself?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: When you were comfortable enough to just be yourself in
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: your relationship? Or when were you comfortable enough to be
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: just being in your relationship? Those are two different questions.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 9: My first first gig on the radio in La, would
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 9: you the dude that gave me a job said, man,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 9: just be yourself. Three days later they had surely we
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: have enough in here being hisself. We need to get
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 9: a radio person in here to control some of it.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 9: We need surely get in.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: You do a time dog. I didn't do time check.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 8: Ye I never do. Sweat station you're listening to. If
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 8: you hear my voice, ain't you listening to the station?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: I got to come in and say this, Paul.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 9: You have to say the call letters to let them
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 9: know But how's you hearing me say the call letters?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: If your station ain't on this one.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Start, it's probably logical to you.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 9: But it just ran checks and then and then and
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 9: then and then in la the traffic. I didn't understand
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: that it's rush hour, the four five.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: It's packed every damn date, every day.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Time two days.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 9: Hey, we have to go to a commercial at eighteen after.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: But I'm talking though. They put Shirley Strawberry on the radio.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 9: And when I first met Shirley, I thought she was attractive,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 9: but I didn't care for her because I said, you know,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 9: trying to tell me what to do.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't like me because he had nothing to
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: do with my hiring. They it's exactly true what he's saying.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 8: No, they just put her in there. They ain't asked
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 8: me nothing. I looked at her.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: They asked me ya for a while to come in
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: to listen to the show, to listen.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 15: So he actually had no control over you, sir. Let's
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 15: let's now, let's just call it what it is. Sure
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 15: he had no control over you. You were hired by
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 15: somebody else. He had nothing to do with your hiring.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 15: You love It, Love It Ship radio show.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I said, what are you doing?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 9: So I said, baby girl, baby girl, stop saying all
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 9: that I'm talking. She said, we have to go to break.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 8: Right now.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I'm doing this on your and you know what the
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: sad party is.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 11: Not much has changed here we are.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 8: Well now you're going works on time now? Because what's sponsorships?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Many?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah? I didn't get.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: You fought it?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah you still want.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: To you just say another job?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 8: Don see what is?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 11: Just be yourself.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 9: I really, you know, I lied to get all my
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 9: other jobs before I got into show business.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: If I'd have told the truth, I'd have never got hirt.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: I couldn't beat myself.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 9: Y'all wouldn't hide me like a criminal record, a criminal background.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 8: I've been to court.
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  Speaker 9: hid me.
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  Speaker 8: So I lied.
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  Speaker 9: I lied on all my applications. I tried to get
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  Speaker 9: a job one time at a jewelry store. The question
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  Speaker 9: was what kind of jewistore?
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  Speaker 6: Though?
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  Speaker 8: What we were talking about at like a jewelry store
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  Speaker 8: in the mall? Yeah, something like. It was a little
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  Speaker 8: little jewelry store. I just saw some watchers.
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  Speaker 9: I like, Now I'm going in here and try to
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  Speaker 9: He said, have you ever stolen anything before? I said,
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  Speaker 9: like what, No, yeah, but I would you know, have
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  Speaker 9: you ever stole anything like like what like you talk
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  Speaker 9: pato chips or something like that. I'm admit to that,
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  Speaker 9: but the like, have I stole jewelry?
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  Speaker 8: No, not yet.
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  Speaker 9: That's that's so I was just with the no like
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  Speaker 9: I used to steal potato chips and stuff. Okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather have sex and a trampoline or have
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: sex and a death chair? Trampoline or death chair? We
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  Speaker 1: jumped right into it. Would you rather we trampoline? That's true.
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  Speaker 1: We keep we jumping into it on that trampoline. Boom
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  Speaker 1: up and down, baby, or you're gonna break a chair.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna hurt myself in I'm definitely like.
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  Speaker 4: On a trampoline before.
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  Speaker 11: No, no, no, and you haven't either.
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  Speaker 4: The only one done it on a trampoline, the.
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  Speaker 3: Real one in the world, the one.
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  Speaker 9: You don't even understand what can go wrong on that trampoline.
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna be in this desk chair working, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather work as a flight attendant or a
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  Speaker 1: deckhand on a yacht?
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  Speaker 8: No, I'm be a flight attendant, fight attendant.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah that water man I have been on the yachts.
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  Speaker 9: Now you had it, and I'm not finna do all that.
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  Speaker 9: Now you got to cater to the ass on the yachts.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not fit to do all that now. I want
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  Speaker 9: to be up in the air well. I'm I'm I'm
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  Speaker 9: gonna show you how to really flight a ten dis down,
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  Speaker 9: all right, would you.
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  Speaker 9: It is a flight attendant Harvey here. We're about to
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  Speaker 9: take off me bags under your seat in front of
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  Speaker 9: you or in the overhead. If you're having trouble, uh,
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  Speaker 9: we'll come take you back. He'll throw it out the window.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 9: We need everybody be in quiet listen to me. Put
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  Speaker 9: the damn mask on them, and they walk down this
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  Speaker 9: side and see without a mask on, slept the sugar
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  Speaker 9: honey ice. That's all it's gonna be. And I tell
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  Speaker 9: you one in here, anybody back here doing anything that
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  Speaker 9: you ain't supposed to be doing, it's gonna be hands.
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  Speaker 9: I'm throwing hand. Welcome to Welcome to my airlines. Uh,
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  Speaker 9: I'm flight attendant, Harvey. Yeah, check it out. And if
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  Speaker 9: you need anything, well, hell check with one of the
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  Speaker 9: white people on the flight. Sure ain't help you out
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  Speaker 9: any head that when you've got the mask dropped down
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  Speaker 9: out there, cover your own damn self. I'm out this summer.
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  Speaker 9: Okay that right now, do it any way you want
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  Speaker 9: to do it, but we're gonna get up out of here.
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  Speaker 9: This is a flight attendant, Harvey.
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  Speaker 12: No thing right here?
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  Speaker 8: All right, go ahead, all right?
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  Speaker 5: Last one?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be stress it on an island with
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  Speaker 1: a model or with a famous chefs.
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  Speaker 9: With this chef a cook? Yeah, I'm buildings island with
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 9: this model. Case we don't get found no mo hell.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah cook I can cook.
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  Speaker 4: I think the model gonna get it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Is he out there roasting?
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  Speaker 8: Ants?
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  Speaker 4: He roasting ants. We got that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing that grasshop a sou fla.
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  Speaker 8: We ain't got nothing to eat. I can figure out what.
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  Speaker 1: You Yeah, all right, coming up?
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 11: That's our roundup? Would you rather for today?
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  Speaker 1: And coming up it is our last break of the
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  Speaker 9: You know what, I just want to talk to you
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  Speaker 9: all about something about other people as well as yourself.
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  Speaker 9: I want you to realize something that you gotta just
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 9: hang in that, folks, You just gotta hang in that
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 9: because where you are is so very temporary. It matters
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 9: not where you are, It only matters where you headed.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 9: You're going somewhere. Remember that everything you're going through is
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 9: God preparing you for what you ask for. But you're
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 9: in the process. You are in the midst of being processed.
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  Speaker 9: All of us are. If you are trying to get
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  Speaker 9: to the next level. You have to be processed into
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  Speaker 9: that next level. You can't just go to the next level.
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  Speaker 9: You can't go to the tenth grade without finishing the
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 9: ninth grade. You can't go to college without being there
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  Speaker 9: with a high school diploma.
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  Speaker 6: You can't.
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  Speaker 8: You you gotta go through the.
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  Speaker 12: You know.
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  Speaker 9: So what I'm getting at is this, don't get down
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  Speaker 9: on yourself because you're going through a period in your life,
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  Speaker 9: and this period is kind of challenging for you, Like
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  Speaker 9: it is right now.
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  Speaker 8: There are a lot of people right.
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  Speaker 9: Now going through some challenging moments in their life, and
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  Speaker 9: it's getting to be a little bit daunting at times.
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  Speaker 9: And you're starting to feel a little bit overwhelmed by
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  Speaker 9: it all because you're sitting there and you're thinking, Man,
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  Speaker 9: I done had enough of this, Lord, where you at?
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  Speaker 9: I don't got to learn this lesson no moment. If
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  Speaker 9: you could just come on, I got it, fix me,
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  Speaker 9: rescue me, deliver me, give me the blessing that I've
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  Speaker 9: been praying for. You keep asking, and then you start
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 9: to get a little defeated because it ain't happening in
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  Speaker 9: your time that happens to you. Well, it happens to
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  Speaker 9: other people too, and you gotta be careful how you
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 9: treat other people because they may not always be in
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 9: that position for long.
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  Speaker 8: Do you know how many people I know who just
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 8: did me wrong when I was on the way coming up?
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  Speaker 9: You have any idea the number of people who were
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 9: discouraging to me on my way up. They had no idea,
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  Speaker 9: you know, not any people bad mouthed me, bad mouth
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  Speaker 9: you on.
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  Speaker 4: Your way up.
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  Speaker 9: They don't have any idea who you really are. Do
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  Speaker 9: you know how many people throwing dirt on you thinking
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  Speaker 9: they bringing you home? They don't even realize what they do.
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  Speaker 9: And they don't know because you know what they do.
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  Speaker 9: It they judging me. They judging you based on a season.
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  Speaker 9: They judging you based on a period that you're in. Now,
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  Speaker 9: you gotta be careful when you're judging people because of
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  Speaker 9: a period they're going through, because that period, it's just
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  Speaker 9: the season.
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  Speaker 8: This down moment that you haven't is just the season.
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  Speaker 8: And just like the seasons changed, this too shall change.
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  Speaker 8: Just like seasons passed, this too shall pass.
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  Speaker 9: Somebody sent me something one day that said, never judge
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  Speaker 9: somebody based on the season, and I started thinking about
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  Speaker 9: it and they went on.
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  Speaker 8: So I kept reading what they said, and they were
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  Speaker 8: just talking about it. Man, it was so true.
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  Speaker 9: They said one season David was a shepherd, but the
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  Speaker 9: next season he was a king.
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  Speaker 8: But you know how they played David on the way up.
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  Speaker 15: Ah.
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  Speaker 9: They wouldn't volunteer David for nothing, They wouldn't suggest David
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  Speaker 9: for nothing. He was just a little shepherd boy. David
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  Speaker 9: can't be the one to go down there and get
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  Speaker 9: that giant. We ain't gonna bring David up. David went
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  Speaker 9: from a shepherd to a king. One season, Ruth was
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  Speaker 9: working in the field. The next season she was owning
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  Speaker 9: the same field. It's just where a guy sitting. It's
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  Speaker 9: just biblical, you know, stories that's out there that really
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  Speaker 9: if you're a person of faith, it matters to you.
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  Speaker 8: If you're not a person of faith, this is not
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  Speaker 8: for you. But it's okay. I didn't know you was listening.
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  Speaker 9: One season, Mordechaile was sitting outside the king's palace.
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  Speaker 8: The next season he was inside the palace. We serve
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  Speaker 8: a god.
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  Speaker 9: That turns things around, and he is the god of
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  Speaker 9: unmerited favor. We are all privy to his unmerited favor
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  Speaker 9: because he passes it out to no particular person.
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  Speaker 8: We have all.
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  Speaker 9: Been privy to this unmerited favor. You know how many
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 9: of us can tell you something that happened to us
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  Speaker 9: that we just can't explain.
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  Speaker 8: That was favor.
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  Speaker 9: You know, When it looked like the verdict was going
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  Speaker 9: one way and it turned around and went another way.
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  Speaker 8: That was fable. When it looked like you wasn't gonna
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  Speaker 8: make it, but here you are now, that was fable.
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  Speaker 9: When they wrote you off and said you was never
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  Speaker 9: gonna be nothing, but it turned out to be something anyhow,
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  Speaker 9: That was favor. When they laughed at you with your decision,
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  Speaker 9: and now they looking at you at that same decision
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 9: they laughed at and they shaking their head.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 8: That was favor.
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  Speaker 9: When they tried to destroy you, when your enemies came
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  Speaker 9: for you and they couldn't do nothing with you all
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 9: about you, that was favor God's unmerited faith. Quit tripping
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  Speaker 9: about to seizing you in because you never know your
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 9: season could turn around tomorrow. But if you quit, you'll
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