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Horse Mounted Saltines, STEVE on Watch, Crackhead Versatility, Wish and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: million buck things in the stubbings, be true, good together
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  Speaker 1: to please. I don't join jo. You gotta use that turning.
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your thing, huh. I
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  Speaker 1: shall will a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: y'all would be sitting up in there going okay to Steve,
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  Speaker 1: are we gonna play the show this week? But man,
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  Speaker 1: it's been a lot of amazing things has happened to
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  Speaker 1: me over the years, and not all of them good.
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  Speaker 1: It's been some amazingly bad things that have happened too.
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  Speaker 1: But I just come on in the morning as a
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  Speaker 1: reminder to everybody of the actual goodness of God. That
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, that these mistakes that you're making, that
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  Speaker 1: these setbacks that you keep having, that these falls that
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  Speaker 1: keep occurring in your life that they all are leading
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  Speaker 1: you somewhere. If you just don't ever give up, that's
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  Speaker 1: the key. You can never ever give up because you
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  Speaker 1: don't know how the trip has been laid out for you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if somebody had told me years ago when
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  Speaker 1: I had the dream of being on TV and then
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  Speaker 1: I thought about being one of the best comedians I
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  Speaker 1: could be, you know, when I when I started, somebody
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  Speaker 1: had told me everything that was gonna have to happen
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  Speaker 1: in order for me to get there, I would have
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  Speaker 1: changed it. I would have I would have said, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well I ain't gonna be that. How about this? See
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  Speaker 1: and no one can know all of the events of
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  Speaker 1: their life ahead of time. You know, it'd be so nice,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't it. You know, to prepare for it, see it coming,
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  Speaker 1: be aware of the haters, always knowing when the backstabbing
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  Speaker 1: moment is coming in your life, always know when you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get blindsided by the enemy. We are really great
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  Speaker 1: to know that, wouldn't it. Well, that's not how it works.
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  Speaker 1: So since no one knows exactly the challenges and the
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  Speaker 1: pitfalls and the detools that's going to be set them,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's it's imperative that you just don't give up
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  Speaker 1: because see, knowing these things, we as human beings by nature,
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  Speaker 1: would choose another route. But it ain't the route God
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  Speaker 1: God for you, though. See the route God God for you.
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  Speaker 1: If you if you're trying to do the right thing,
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  Speaker 1: if you're doing the best you can, if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: out here just intentionally just messing over, folks, if you're
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  Speaker 1: using faith and that's the belief in things that you
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  Speaker 1: cannot see. If you have something on the inside of
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  Speaker 1: you to keep saying there's got to be more to
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  Speaker 1: life than that, then that's that's you. You, my friend,
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  Speaker 1: have a great chance. Hell. And if you've ever had
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  Speaker 1: that feeling then gave up on it, just get it back,
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  Speaker 1: Just ask for it back, Just say, hey, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting back to the way I used to be because
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  Speaker 1: there's a change that's available in your life. But you
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  Speaker 1: gotta take it. You gotta take a shot at it. Folks.
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  Speaker 1: There's a chance for you to get it right, but
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  Speaker 1: you gotta take a shot at it. Folks. There's a
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  Speaker 1: chance for you to turn this whole thing around with
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  Speaker 1: God's help, but you gotta take a shot at it.
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  Speaker 1: You see, this decision is yours the decision to lay
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  Speaker 1: down and give up. That's yours, it ain't. It just
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  Speaker 1: got too hard for me. Life too much, man, life
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  Speaker 1: hard and too much for everybody. What I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: you to see? My father used to always tell me,
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  Speaker 1: it says so best lessons in life to burn your
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  Speaker 1: value and learn the most is a bout lesson. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't quite understand that being young, but I showed God
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  Speaker 1: it now ain't no lesson like a bout lesson, the
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  Speaker 1: one you pay for. Those are the ones that hold
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  Speaker 1: to you, that stick to you, that that that start
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  Speaker 1: turning you into who you're gonna be. Those are the
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  Speaker 1: character builders. See, you got to be forged to get
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  Speaker 1: to where you want to go in life. So that's
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  Speaker 1: what the challenges and missteps is for. That's what the
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  Speaker 1: failing is about. Now, I know you don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I know you're not comfortable with I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I know you wish it was over sooner than later.
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  Speaker 1: I always do. I always wanted to be over sooner
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  Speaker 1: than later because the later manager seems like it's so
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  Speaker 1: much I gotta go through. But let me tell you something, Man,
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  Speaker 1: if you can, if you can forge your way through
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  Speaker 1: it and understand that you are forged in life. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I was on TBN one time when I
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  Speaker 1: was doing one of my motivational speeches, and I began
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  Speaker 1: to wonder about this experience I had. It Ford Motor
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  Speaker 1: Company and my last job after the auto industry start
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  Speaker 1: going down, my last job was in the fountry and
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  Speaker 1: my job was to stand at the end almost where
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  Speaker 1: the engines first come out of the furnace. See, the
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  Speaker 1: engines are poured into a mold. It's hot, melted down
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  Speaker 1: metal whatever they call it, lava or whatever. They poured
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  Speaker 1: into a mole and it goes into this furnace that's
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  Speaker 1: extremely hot. And my job was after the heat was
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  Speaker 1: applied to the engine block, it would come through and
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  Speaker 1: it would go through a hardening stage. But the way
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  Speaker 1: it was hardening, they would cool it. Suddenly they would
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  Speaker 1: flush it with water. It was just blast water on it.
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  Speaker 1: But the fire and the high temperature is what made
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  Speaker 1: the engine block solidified. It's because it's gotta get real hot,
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  Speaker 1: get melted down first. Then it's got to get poured
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  Speaker 1: into a mole. Then it's gotta be pressure hit with
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  Speaker 1: water and all of this and then it could, and
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  Speaker 1: it's real hot. Now it's still hot even though the
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  Speaker 1: water been shutter. But when it comes out the end
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  Speaker 1: of the side, there's a lot of flashing in it.
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  Speaker 1: And flashing is a metal from that didn't dripped through
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  Speaker 1: the cast molding on it, just like flecks of extra
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  Speaker 1: pieces of metal. My job was to hit this engine
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  Speaker 1: block in the front, which is huge, heavy rubber mallet,
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  Speaker 1: knock all the flashing off the front, and when it
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  Speaker 1: came around back to bam, hit it real hard again
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  Speaker 1: on the backside. And that became the core of what
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  Speaker 1: the car is. A car without a great engine is nothing.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a pretty looking vehicle over there. But if
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  Speaker 1: it can't do what it was made to do because
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  Speaker 1: the engine block then cracked. So you can have a
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  Speaker 1: car look real good, but if it freezes an engine
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  Speaker 1: block crack your car, you can it's over man. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta get a new block. The block is the core.
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  Speaker 1: But in order for you for the car to do it,
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  Speaker 1: it's got to do it's got to have a strong
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  Speaker 1: engine in it. In order for the engine to be strong,
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  Speaker 1: it's got to be forged and steal come through fire,
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  Speaker 1: get poured in a mole, cooled off, heated, knocked around,
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  Speaker 1: beat on the front end, beat on the back end.
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  Speaker 1: In order for it to be what it's gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: The moul of the story, folks, is you got to
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  Speaker 1: get forged in fire to be what you gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get beat up, you got to get
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  Speaker 1: pressure washed, you got to have heat on you. You You
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  Speaker 1: gotta get melted down, you gotta get poured into a mole.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you become who you are. So the tough
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  Speaker 1: things that you're going through, the difficult challenges and the setbacks.
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  Speaker 1: I know a brother who went to prison, man, And
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  Speaker 1: the whole reason he ended up going to prison because
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  Speaker 1: he was looking out the loot window, looking out in
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, this brother decided that he was gonna
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  Speaker 1: Time Now for ask the CLO. That is the Cloe,
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  Speaker 1: the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Here we go. This
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  Speaker 1: one is from Mika and Rockhill, Soth, South Carolina. Mika writes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a forty seven year old single woman and I'm
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  Speaker 1: in a relationship with a forty five year old married woman.
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  Speaker 1: My girlfriend is a national director of a nonprofit organization
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  Speaker 1: or agency, so that's why she wants to keep me
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  Speaker 1: a secret. Her husband knows we've been best friends ten years,
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  Speaker 1: so he never questions our sleepovers or vacations together. She
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  Speaker 1: tells me they're not intimate anymore. But I think she's lying.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know the truth. What if I told
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  Speaker 1: her husband that I'm in love with her? Do you
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  Speaker 1: think he'll be forthcoming with information? See? Okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: say this to you. Y'all been friends for ten years. Years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she gonna keep you a secret because she probably ain't
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  Speaker 1: ready to come out right. The second thing is this,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if this rules applied to women. For
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you the rule of manhood. Me and
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  Speaker 1: very rarely do promotions. You don't get to go from
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  Speaker 1: number two to number one. I very rarely see that,
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  Speaker 1: not for extended periods of time. And if you're going
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  Speaker 1: there and you tell this woman's husband that you're in
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  Speaker 1: love with her and your girl, she then told you
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  Speaker 1: not to do that, and you're going in and do
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  Speaker 1: it and cause their relationship to break up, yours is
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  Speaker 1: right after that. That's normally the way it works. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the women woman code or the woman
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  Speaker 1: rule on this one at all. I really don't, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna act like I do. But I'm giving
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  Speaker 1: you the male rule. And if I were you, I
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  Speaker 1: would think about that. I can't imagine how it's not,
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  Speaker 1: but women may find out differently. But then you know, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: women say, if you if my girlfriend knows that my
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  Speaker 1: man is cheating on me, I would want her to
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  Speaker 1: tell me. A lot of women say that. So now
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  Speaker 1: if this that's different though, I would hope. So, I
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  Speaker 1: would hope, so, especially when you the one cheating, right.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say, go tell my husband I was cheating. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I said, come tell me if my husband was cheating. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you the bunch. Joe Jacket tailed in here with this
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  Speaker 1: his story, like if inn be you know, pop singles
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  Speaker 1: and ice cream this selfish mess. Yes, all right, Ivy
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  Speaker 1: and the Bronx, says my fifty seven year old aunt
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  Speaker 1: asked to stay with me for a short period of time,
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  Speaker 1: and I agreed to let her stay for a month.
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  Speaker 1: She's in the basement and I have a kitchen up
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  Speaker 1: down there. Instead of her buying groceries and toiletries for
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  Speaker 1: herself and her mini kitchen, I come home to find
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  Speaker 1: out that she's using my meat, my toilet paper, all
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  Speaker 1: of my alcohol, and entertaining her friends upstairs in my
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  Speaker 1: den area while I'm at work. I want her out
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  Speaker 1: of my house because I don't like confronting people. Would
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  Speaker 1: I be wrong to tell my aunt to get out?
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  Speaker 1: Not at all? Not at all? To date put her
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  Speaker 1: ass out there? You wait a minute? Hold up, you
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  Speaker 1: messing with three key things that you up in here
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  Speaker 1: eating meat. You know I'm gonna here where you ain't
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  Speaker 1: bought at meat. I got this steak on my man
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  Speaker 1: when I come here from working is gone. Secondly, you
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  Speaker 1: in here drinking the liquor, you know, gonna hear where
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  Speaker 1: are you wrong for that? But the most important ones,
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  Speaker 1: which one I'm come in the house and ain't no
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  Speaker 1: damn toiletition. You gotta get your ass out. I'm opening
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  Speaker 1: up based cabinets and everything, and I can't see not now.
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  Speaker 1: All I got is his guest tile hanging in front
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  Speaker 1: of me. You fit to get up out of here,
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  Speaker 1: ain't agnes. I can tell you that right now. And
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  Speaker 1: never let her fit to set me. Your aunt stay
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  Speaker 1: with you, No damn way. They got too many old
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  Speaker 1: ass habits. Now you come home a bunch of old
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  Speaker 1: ass people sitting up in your living room watching TV,
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  Speaker 1: drinking your liquor, even your meat, and they're just going
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  Speaker 1: through toilet tissue. Us. We learned a valuable lesson with
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  Speaker 1: that one over. I took the extra role since you
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  Speaker 1: had so many in there. I took an extra role
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  Speaker 1: since you had so many in Now that's the visitor talking. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Each one of them got a roll, and they pursed
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  Speaker 1: they didn't to the toilet paper. Yeah, she's got to girl,
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  Speaker 1: buy on an all right boy. Moving on Stacy and West, Memphis, says,
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  Speaker 1: I've been married for ten years. I think my husband
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  Speaker 1: likes our neighbor. I'm onto him, and he's been commenting
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  Speaker 1: on how nice that her yard looks. He notices when
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  Speaker 1: she has company overnight, and he's commented on her little
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  Speaker 1: cute puppy. He's never like dogs at all and never
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  Speaker 1: allowed me to have one in the house. I cursed
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  Speaker 1: him out recently for pulling her trash can from the
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  Speaker 1: curb to her cardboard. Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.
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  Speaker 1: He said he did it because it was raining. Is
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  Speaker 1: he just being neighborly or does he want her come on, fellow, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't you know the truth. The compliment of how
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  Speaker 1: nice her yard look is what they call analogy, like
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  Speaker 1: a metaphor, Like a metaphor, her yard that he's referring to,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably her backyard. I'm just said, she showing out
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  Speaker 1: a nice yard. Yeah, and I don't even like dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that little cute puppet over there. Then cute
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  Speaker 1: puppy is referred to the hood lights, headlights. Those are
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  Speaker 1: called puppies, yeah, the rack. So now he talking about
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  Speaker 1: look at them cute puppies. And I showed like her backyard.
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  Speaker 1: And now I'm gonna go outside and get her trash
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  Speaker 1: can because it's raining outside, and that means I shall
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  Speaker 1: want to come inside Joe house. And I don't give
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  Speaker 1: a damn how it looks so he wants her damn
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  Speaker 1: show sound like it? All right? Thank you cell for
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  Speaker 1: clearing things up for us. Coming up next to nephew
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  Speaker 1: and run that prank back right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. You ask a lot
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  Speaker 1: of women and they'll say they'll tell you differently. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: they'll say what I said right now. The nephew is here.
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  Speaker 1: Would run that rank back if you're gonna Michael b Wait,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, you're not comparing yourself but Dudeland, what is
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  Speaker 1: did you say? Nothing? Just like Uncle bennybody sexy bow
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  Speaker 1: three four three relationship, Let's go cat down four three relationship. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach my reaes. Yeah him, Hey, my
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  Speaker 1: reach My My name is Devin Man. How you doing this?
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  Speaker 1: Even a brother? Oh? Man, I'm kind of sleeping man
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  Speaker 1: working nice? Bro? What's going on? Who is this game?
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  Speaker 1: This is Devin Man. I talked to your wife Kesha
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  Speaker 1: the other day. That's that's your wife, right, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: my wife. Yeah. I talked to you while she in
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  Speaker 1: right now? No she not An't it worked? Bro? Okay, okay,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I probably go. I ain't me to wake you up.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: You work at night or something? Yeah, I'm a crane
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: opera at night. Bro, North, people don't call me. That's
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: three o'clock. What's this? What is it? Is a big
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: collect or something? No? No, no no, no, no, no, no
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: no no. I talked to your wife, man, she's interested
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: in um this thing we got man called a four
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: three relationship. She told me she wanted me to call
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: back and talked to her husband about it, and she
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: gave me the number to hit you up at the
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: house man, and let you know all about the four
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: three relationship because she's really interested in it. For three relationship,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: you say you talked to my wife about it, Yeah,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I talked to Keisha a couple of days ago. She
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: gave me the number, she said, called him back. He'll
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: be at home at this time. You can hit him
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: up and see if he likes she said. But she
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: definitely likes it, man, and she wanted to see if
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you would be interested in the four three relationship too.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: You know, I want to get your approval on it
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: before we went in it further. But your wife was
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: very excited about it, man. She was wanted to get
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: started as soon as possible. And I wanted to see
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: about contacting you and making sure that you agreed and
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to get your
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: blessing and get your approval on it. Yeah. I'll try
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: to do anything to make her happy, though, but I
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: got to get some some information about this. What I
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: said again, for three four three, No, No, it's a
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: four three, A four to three relationship is what it is.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I'm willing to listen. Okay, well listen, man, we're probably
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: gonna get started right away, probably Monday. We'll get started
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: on Monday. Uh, you'll go through Monday through Thursday and
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: then uh and then I'll pick up you know, Friday
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: through Sunday, man, and we'll go ahead and get this
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: thing start. I think out the month. You're pretty much
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: catch on everything. You know, there's something's gonna be shipped
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: to the house. Uh, pick up, tell them mention any
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: of this to you? Nothing's to me? Okay? All right? Well,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: what this is, man? A four three relationship, Maurice? Is this?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: You know, you spend four days with Keisha and she
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: comes over to my place and she spend the other
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: three days with me. That's what a four to three relationship.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: So see this kind of frees you up, man on
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: anything you might want to do on those other three days. Man,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: when she might be tying you down. You know, so
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: four them days, you know you would her, but the
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: other three days you kind of have some free time
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to yourself. But she'll be over my place on the
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: other three days. That's what that's what. Basically, a four
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: three relationship is part of me? I say what now,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I say part of me? You say, she will spend
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: four days with me, three days with you. That's that's it. Sir,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: that's the fourty three relationship right there? Maurice, you know
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: you're you're really gonna like this man? Like I say,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: she was excited about it. Hold are you serious? Uh yeah,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I'm dead serious man, Like I said, Keisha was excited
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: about Hold. Hold the name. I know life. Ain't discuss
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you about relationship Spindish four days with me? Three days
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: was a man. So you're talking about my life? No, yeah,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I know it's a new Hold up, what name again?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: My name is Devin. Devin, say bro, I don't play
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: change man. I don't know how you got my number.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: What's I mean, Maurice? What's wrong? I mean a lot
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: of couples are doing? What's wrong? That's my life? WoT
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you're talking to? You ain't talking to no part? What's
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: about you're talking to? Okay, Well, listen, A lot of
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: couples are doing the four three? Man? Give what other
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: couples is doing the hard But my wife and me
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: ain't interested in No. Three relationship. I can't be I
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: can't believe you want for this man? Are you saying?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: You're calling me talking about all three relationships? And you
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: know I told you I work at night? Why do one.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't know you worked that night, man, like I said,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: see when I came over last week, man, hold on on,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: you came over well last week. I know you ain't
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: fending set without thank you for the thing you bet?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I said you bet and not said go ahead, go
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: ahead saying it, go ahead, go ahead. Player, you've been talking.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Don't stop now go ahead, my reice, hold on just
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: getting you know I'm a player. I'm up. Don't said
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: go ahead? All I'm saying. I came by there last week.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Many by, Wow, I came by your house. You come
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: by my house? Okay? Are you at eighteen four? Get back?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Been here for the last two years? Oh? So you
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: mean here about your health? Okay? Th because because she
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: said okay, she said I didn't call. He's right, because
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: this first man first of all, you to walk. He's
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you've been in my house. Okay, pleass, okay,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, Okay. If
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: you're not interested in the four to three man, then
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I won't. I won't be wasting them one more? Tis
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: you really? Are you? Wait? Time calling me with my
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: little wife? Don't tell you about she want to go three?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: And she never told me nothing about pless you got
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: the wrong home ball and nothing more my relationship. Okay, okay,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: So why would she tell me she interested in the four? Three? Man?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Give up what she told you? I know I take
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: care of my dead room all right? Three? I wish
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: she willie is three days. I wish she would anyway.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I know you how you know it? I don't know
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: you for many I don't mind taking off one tonight
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: to sell what going on my house when my cleaning night,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: working off night. Now I'm gonna ask you again, how
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: do you know us? Man? I know y'all through Tommy Man.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Who is Tommy? Tommy Who Tommy Man? Maurice's nephew Tommy.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Dog your white Keisha got me to break phone call
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: you man. You're talking about the Steve's Harvey Show. Yea man?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: If you tom the little ball head mister Steve Man,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I know y'all ain't with me, man, I know with
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: me today man it Stu said, next you tell him
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: now why you watch Steve need to be over here?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Slip got your ball, you little ball head, but you
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing that puper man. You know, I got
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: to go to the se You got to go to
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: where you work at night. Man. All right, all right,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you go back to sleep, man, But
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: one more thing. Tell me this man, what is the
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: what's the bad is it? I mean, I was out
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: of there? Hey man, what's the baddest radio show in
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the land? Man? All right? Thank you? After you coming
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour entertainment of National News.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Some sad news fans, comedians, and celebrities are mourning the
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: deaths of comedian and actor Anthony A. J. Johnson. UM.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: A J. Johnson has passed away. He was fifty five
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: years old. UM. He was best known as Eazel in
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: the movie Friday. He also start yep in Lethal Weapon,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Three House Party, Mosha, and The Jamie Fox Show. Funny Funny,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Funny Guy from Some of his funniest comedy comedy moments
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  Speaker 1: are being posted on social media and our deepest, deepest
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: sympathy going out to the Johnson family. He's been on
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: the when we were in La justin La Steve, you
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: remember he was on our show quite a bit um.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Just a funny guy, nice guy. Yeah we all. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: of course I knew him, but I didn't know him well.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: But the thing about their brother was every single time
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: he wasn't the exact same I mean, he always had
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the same spirit man, Yeah, the same spirity. And you know,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I have no stories or anything because I didn't know
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: him like that. But I'm just saying the times he
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: came on the show and we met, it was always
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: the same. Yeah, you know, same thing man. Just a
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: nice guy. So my heartfelt condolences goes out to the family.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't even know I did anybody. Did
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: anybody hear how he passed white passing? I haven't heard anything.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Anything I was I was on the roll with AJ.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: We did the stage play together. His timing man was
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: just impeccable. We're gonna talk about getting out there. You know,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: when you're doing a play, you're looking for people to
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: say the same lines every night, you know, do the play. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: AJ gonna hit you with something. It's a curve ball
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: coming at you, and you gotta work with it. You
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: gotta work or whatever he throw at you, you gotta work.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: With it. Yes, right man. Wow, he will be missed
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: for sure. For sure, he will be I'm legend iconic. Yeah, man,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just good working with him at Martin Lawren's first
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Amendment backstage. Man, I walked in to go do the
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: show backstage, and he was I had curly half time,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: you know, and it was real big. And then I
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: walked and he said, I'll be damn one of eld
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: the ball just illegitimate children looking at quick now dog.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: That was the first thing he said. Man, just everybody
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Bruce back then. Man, it was just it's just comedian
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: to get together. Just he just was just loud like
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: that man, and funny all the time. Man, Yeah that's funny, junior. Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Martin laure was standing right there laughing too. I watched him.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I watched him destroy the Peppermint Lounge in New Jersey.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I mean just erupped the whole room. I've never seen
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: funny man huff. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, people definitely
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: be missed. Yeah, we're gonna switch gears here and lighten
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: things up a bit. Um, we have some other trending
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: news to talk about. Um A, Steve, your daughter Laurie
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: was a special guest on the season premiere of The
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Real yesterday, Um Laurie Harvey. Yeah, Laurie of course is
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a model, She's an influencer, and she talked to the
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Ladies of The Real about her new skin line sk
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: N by Laurie Harvey and UHL is also talking about
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: her love relationship with Michael B. Jordan. Take a listen
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: to this, please you balance each other. And I really
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: do believe in this statement. You know when they say
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: when you know, you know, and I think that really
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: applies to our situation. And you know, we just have
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: a really good time together. He's so sweet, very attentive.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: You know, he listens to me, you know, the things
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: that I say that I want, and he like really
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: makes an effort. So I think that's lovesip. What was
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: What's the sexiest thing or the sweetest things he's done
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: for you? Oh my goodness. I honestly like he you know,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: he's really good at all the big things and you know,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, birthdays all that, but like it's the little
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: things that everyday things that I think really is what
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: makes him special. Like he just listens to me when
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I talk, like even you know, the other day. I've
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: just been saying, I really want to go to a
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: farmer's market, and so he like called me one morning,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: like Sunday morning. He was like, what are you doing?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Get dressed? Much to pick you up? And he like
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: took me an hour away. It's it's like, really cute farmers, Michael.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: We had the best day. So it's things like that.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Listen to that love and her voice. Yeah, how you
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: feeling there? Dan, what's going on? I had to watch
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: it because you know, if I didn't d choice, I
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: had to watch the feed from LA. I had to
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: watch the actual show appearance, and I had to watch
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: it online. And it was her first television point, so
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: you know, Marjorie crying and everything. So she called me
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: and asked me to critique it. Man, I just told
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: her she was outstanding. She's very poised. I told her
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: what she wore was perfect. I see, she was energy.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: You showed your personality, you know, you didn't get flustered
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: by anything, and so it was good. It was good
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: for her. You know, I get asked all the time
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: about the relationship. I mean, you know, I approved the
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: relationship because he's a good guy. But I'm also watchful
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, you go, but that's what you should
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: do as a daddy. And yeah, yeah, but you know,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: but you know, but I'm gonna get I'm gonna get
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: him on a hate game. I'm gonna get him on
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: a hate game. If I got to, I go up
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: behind his ass. I get him. Yeah, I take him
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: down if I got you. I don't. I don't even
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: want to, because you're doing Michael George. No, I don't.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't because he's a good guy. He's
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: just doing really well, you know, I mean, man like
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: the dude. It's just like I mean. And plus I
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: know his parents. I met his father, I know his dad.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: We got we got some mutual things going on in Africa.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: It's just a great family. But you know, I gotta stay.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I'm pulling for him. Just let me say that I'm
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: rooting for them. Yeah. Well, she sounds very happy. It's
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: very very happy. Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: So major League Baseball does divorce shoutouts. Now, I didn't
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: know this. What's happening. A group of friends at a
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: San Francisco Giants San Diego Padres game surprise their newly
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: single friend with a message across the JumboTron scoreboard at
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Oracle Park saying happy divorce. Max. Back in the game,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: the scoreboard lit up in bright orange letters. The whole
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: stadium went off cheering as they reacted to the sign.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: The soon to be new bachelor, Max said, the funniest
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: part about the divorce sign on the JumboTron is that
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: he got three or four proposals and the whole thing
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: went viral on SportsCenter ESPN. Don't go back in there
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: immediately now, please, So Max is now one of the
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: most eligible bachelors in Cali. Crazy right. I don't know
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: if you would advise putting it on the JumboTron at
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: a sports sporting event, but do you have any advice
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: for newly divorced people. They could have put mine and
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: behind the airplane and enritten it in the sky if
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: they wanted to. They could have put mine in a
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: full page Edge on USA to Day if they wanted to.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I wish I was at a game and mine had
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: been announced. Lord Jesus, what would you have done, just
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: stood there and just openly wilt look at him crying. Right.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Thank y'all, Jesus, thank you, Jesus, all your blessing coming
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: to get me lard's pit. I just want to I
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: appreciate your Lord. If he didn't had to do it,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: but you did, and I just want to say I
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: love you. I don't know. I don't go from here,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: but Lord, I ain't still I don't even care no more.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: The question was advice for newly divorced people. That's what
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: the question was. Oh, what was the question about you?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: The question was, do you have any advice for newly
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: divorced people? Well, here's the analogy I created about divorce.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: When you first get divorced, it's like you've escaped from
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: prison and you've climbed over a four hundred foot wall.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: And when you first get divorced, you don't really know
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: because you've been institutionalized for quite some time. So when
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I first got divorced and got over the wall, it
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: was like I had fell off the top of the
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: wall and I was laying on that. I kept waiting
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: on the dogs to come out and get me. We
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: got to escape convict time and come get and then
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I got up and dust myself up and started walking.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Then after while I started trotting, and I was just
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: wide open running from your day coming up. We'll talk
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: more to you, Steve about your new season of your show,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Steve on Watch on Facebook. Right after this. You're listening
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: to show, all right, Well, Seeve the congratulations again. It
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: is premiere week with Steve on Watch on Facebook. That
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: is your Facebook show, of course, So we need you
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: to tell us about the new seas. We hear you're
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: gonna have a few surprises. Of course you always do more.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. Listen to me. The new season
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: is up that you got. Let me tell us something.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: They sent this to me yesterday. You have got if
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: you on a hollow I'm talking about at your death
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: today on your way in and sitting at the house.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: You gotta see it, though, so wait till you get
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: to work. Don't do it on your phone while you're driving.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Go to Facebook and go to Steve on Watch. Go
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: to Facebook and go to Steve on Watch. Make sure
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: you watch the clip. While I'm talking to the girl
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: who talked, who told me she was pregnant by her
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: next door neighbor, who is fifty seven, who is separated
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: from his wife but living with his girlfriend who is
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: his cousin. Now, okay, well let me tell you something.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you something. If you have seen
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: your boy unpacking this one right here, I'm telling you
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: right now, this is one of the top. Now I've
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: done some hasties before, but this is one of the
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: This enters into the realm of strawberry letterish. Yeah, and boy,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something, yo, boy always clown it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: You know, I didn't dog out of nothing because eventually,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: you know, I was looking at her like man, she
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: didn't got herself in a bad position, but learning the
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: story the way I had her unpacking. And I'm talking
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: about this woman was telling this story, just leaving stuff
• 41:57
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• 44:51
  Speaker 1: The subject is my boyfriend hates the word No. We'll
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: get into that in just a little bit, because right
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Math? Is that your husband?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: What is that your husband? What? Huh? I'm trying to
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: reach Kared. This is kar Karen. Uh, hey, listen, my
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: name is Mark. Are you married to Jason? Yeah? Okay,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: all right, I got the right person. Listen. I don't
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say this to you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: My my um. Like I said, my name is Mark.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I follow my wife today and I right now I'm
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: at a park and I'm almost certain that my wife
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: is right now. I'm about two or three hundred yards away,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: but I'm almost certain my wife is holding hands, uh
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: with your husband, Jason. So I want to see my
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: husband at the park with with your wife. How long
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: have you been following him? I followed my wife this
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: morning because I just was still in like real weird about,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: you know, something going on. And I followed her and
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I'm at the park right now, and you know this,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I think this is I think she's with Jason. I
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: think she's with your husband. What tide? What type of
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: called you? Do you see? Jason? Then? Alexis what color
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: is it? Um? White? Okay, that's him. So he's supposed
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: to went to work today and this Sunday, and they
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: had him overtown. That's supposed to been doing at work
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: today and he's at a part with your wife close
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to them, so I'm not close to him. You know,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I tried to stay back. Oh wait wait wait wait
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait hold up, she just kissed him. He
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: just gets who did my wife just kissed your husband?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: What do you say your wife? Your wife's name is again?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: My wife name is Veronica Vernica? Okay? What park? That? Uh?
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: They are Langley Park. I'm at Langley Part right now.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm about two hundred yards away from them, and
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at she just kissed him. Accain. I cannot
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: play this man. I know, well, you're not telling me
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: that your your wife is kissing my husband. Well, how
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: did you get my number? That's all up? Back? Then up?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: How did you get my numbing? Who are you like?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I don't say. My name is Mark, A fuddy of
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: mine named Fitz Fitzgerald, Fitz knows, he knows Jason. I
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's Gerald. I don't want to know how
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you get my number. Fitz gave me your fit. Fitz
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: told me he knew Jason, and some kind of way
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: he got me your phone number. I don't even know
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: who we got your number from. All I know is
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: your husband is kissing my wife right now. That's what
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I know, okay, you're just sitting there watching get me
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: the no, but we're gonna change this right now. You're
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: sitting there watching on some Spectagather. I gonna bust all
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: it because I don't play that. Because he said he
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: had to work this morning, something overtime. Don't have time that.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Who does that in the part with somebody? It's colds
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: in the park anyway, you can't see those ducks. Give me,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: give me the address to this Lakenly Park. Okay, wait wait, wait,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait getting the blanket out of the car,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: that's what does that? I know well he ain't no
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: romance to type and that he's not gonna take me Clark.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: But they're getting the blanket off the car and going
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: deeper into the park. I cannot believe this. They're getting
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: the blanket? What what a those sheer? No sheet? No,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at Give me the fire your wine and
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: wine glasses. Mark gives me the address of the car.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: You're on some white boars. Stop. I'm trying to go out.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Bust that up. I don't have time for that calling
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: me I all started and now watching your wife. I'm
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: not gonna watch and I'm gonna hand him his ad. Okay,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: let's stop this right now. Take your over that to
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: the park and give him the phone. I don't have
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: time for this. You're sitting up there watching your wife
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: with my you calling me? What coming you you? Okay,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I'm say what you're supposed to be up there? Get
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: on that because the bab was there. I'll be the
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: slap that that I've been handing him his cap. Go
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: hand him the fall take nothing, hand in the phone.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: What your hand. I'm trying to see what else they
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: gonna do. That's what I'm trying to do. And you
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: didn't seen it enough. I don't let pod be over
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: that door and putting out a guy that what you
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: want to wait for him? Take hands over to hand
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: him the palle I know, Jason, they didn't know Parker. Nobody.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm got mine at home. I am on our fair child,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: pregnant with a baby. But I don't give I'll go
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: up now. Whoop is why I'm pregnant? I know, well, Jason,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: they didn't know Parker. Nope, don't hand in the phone.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I want to let me, let me go, let me
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: stop out the truck on they're drinking wine right now.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I don't give up about that. Go hand him the ball,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: walk over and handing the phone. Do with yours. I
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: don't play about mine. Oh man, they just mark Mark Mark.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you ever go hand him, go
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: handing him to phone. You're sitting up there watching with
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: your week you anyway, Um, that's my wife. He went
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: he with my wife. You must be old because if
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: you was one of them to go yoke up black,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: one of them got on this. Who does that? You
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: watching him at the park. I'm telling you now, whopping
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: at when I see it, I'm whipping your wife diet
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: up whipping Jason because I'm gonna slap you're calling me
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: with this. You should up to up calling me? Got
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: my blood pressure start huff when you should up to
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: watch this my turban joke. But you're supposed to be
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: all on top of that. Yeah when I say, you
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: got that coming too. But I'm gonna find this Langley
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Park right, I'm gonna get off the fall because I'll
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: be up there. I'm gonna show you. Okay, Okay, hold on,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, somebody want to talk to you,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: give it the phone hello, because I was this this Tommy,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Tommy Hugh, this nephew calling me from the Steve Harbin
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your husband, Jason got me to prank phone
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: call you. This is something you almost made me have
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: my baby help in this house this morning, and I
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: got to my noo. Jason got me to play fak.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: He's no better than that I want anyway when he
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: come home. Oh yeah, we say, little man. My wife
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: is a no non sense. She ain't she don't take
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: no drama, none of it. He told me, you know,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: because I was like, what man sit there and watch
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: the live at the park. What man does that? This
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: is plazy? But you tell him I got him. I
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: got it. Hey, I gotta ask you this baby, one
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: more thing. What is the baddest radio show in the land,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, I'm gonna get Jason this. No, Tommy,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna name the baby. Tell me. Tell him
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: that for a Joe. Tell him You're gonna name the
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: baby Tommy. Yeah, tell him, tell Jason then I'm gonna
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: name the baby Tommy. Come on here, now, man, come on,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: you are the king. You are the one of my
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: favorite parts of that whole thing. When she said I'm
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: kicking huh, then I'm gonna kill him. Then I'm blank
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: slapping your ass. What kind of weak ass blank is
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: you sitting up in here watching? I know you ain't
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: no big buffed up in must be light skinned and
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: him the phone get no, he ain't No, no romantic
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: still what you calling me pregnant? But she used the
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: word startle. I know you didn't calm he startled? Start
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: man was good because you don't white boys stalker? Yes,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: oh lord, oh man, he is Langley Park. I hope
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: you made the doors of stupidity open. The doors will
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: be open this weekend Friday and Saturday, West Palm Beach.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Come on, if you're trying to get some of this
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: stupid on the twenty four up and twenty fifth two
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Friday two Saturday at the Improv, stupid will be in session.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: All right, oh all right, there might be one this weekend.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Won't you come? Why don't you calm? All right, nephew,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: thank you, you're coming up next. Strawberry letter subject my
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: boyfriend hates the word no. We'll get into it right
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 54:13
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• 54:33
  Speaker 1: for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter. Thank enough you. Subjects.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend hates the word no. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: a flight attendant, and my schedule is very demanding because
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I do international flights. I'm in town a few days,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: and I'm gone for a few days. My boyfriend hates
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: that his goodies aren't there for him daily. He calls
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: it goodies, and you call it cookie. Anyway, I need
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: him to realize that there's more to life than his goodies.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: He hates the word no, so when I am not
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: in the mood, he pouts. It causes a lot, a
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: whole shift in our relationship. He uses it as an
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: excuse to second guess my commitment to him, so I
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: may never get an engagement ring. We're both twenty nine
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: and we've been together for a little over four years
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and just moved in together. I know I can do better,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: but I'm trying to hold on because I love this
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: man from his head to his toes, and I can't
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: see myself growing old with anyone else. I'm very religious
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: as well, and he's not. He'll go to church with me,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: and he's even gone to Bible study when I'm when
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I'm in town. Excuse me, but I shouldn't have to
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: force him to go a lot of small things I
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: ask him to do, he gives me pushback on them.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I've taught him all about etiquette and now he's able
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: to pick out nice restaurants for us. And when I
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: tell you that we're compatible everywhere except the bedroom, I'm
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: so serious. That brings me to why I really tell
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: him no when he wants my goodies. His goodie goodie
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: isn't all of that. And I have to be in
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: the mood to put on a show for him, if
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I make up excuses a lot,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: and he's onto me. I consider an oral hook up
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: just as valuable as giving the goodies up. But he
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: doesn't think so he wants everything, and he wants it often.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: He really hates when I tell him no. So how
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: can I enhance the experience for myself so I can
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: say yes more? Can bad sex get better over time? Well?
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: It could be a teachable moment sometimes, But listen, you
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: got to tell him what the problem is. You have
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: to tell him that or you're gonna be miserable for
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: the rest of your life if you stay with this guy.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: But I say, before you do all that, you really
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: need to decide if this is what you what you want.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I know you said you love him from his head
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: to his toes and all of that. You've been with
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: him for over four years. You haven't gotten marriage a proposal,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: and now you guys are living together. You have to
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: force him to go to church with you. You get
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: pushedback when you ask him to do little things for you,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: and he pouts when he can't get what he wants.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: That's not compatibility, as you say, that's selfishness. Okay, I've
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: read this entire letter and I'm still trying to figure
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: out what you are getting out of this. Because he
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: picks nice restaurants. Come on, now, all I see is
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: bad sex and bad attitude if you don't give him
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: his way and what you do isn't good enough for him.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: You also said that you know you can do better.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: You said that in this letter. Well guess what I
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: think you can too. So you know what they say.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: If you know better, do better. So I think you
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: need to do better. Don't be stuck on stupid with
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: this guy. It's time for you to start getting what
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: you want. You're twenty nine. You have plenty of time,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: you know, plenty of time to get a good relationship.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: You don't have to be stuck here, Steve Wow. My
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: boyfriend hates the word no is the subject, but he
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: won't give you a reason to say yes. Let the
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: church say man a man, Steve a man again again,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: we will approach this letter. My boyfriend hates the word
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: no in parentheses, but he won't give you a reason
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: to say yes. Lord Lord, Lord, here we are. And
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: you're an international flight attendant. That's gonna come back into play.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: International flight attendant. That means you have an interesting life.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: You're international. He local, You were in and out of town.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: You are international flight attendant. International? He local? Yah, you
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: in and out of town? He right there all the time.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: You see what's happening here. My boyfriend hates that his
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: goodies aren't there for him daily. He calls it goodies
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: and you call it to cookie anyway, I need him
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: to realize that there's more to life than his cookies. Well,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be a hard sale seat, because you got
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: a problem. He hates the word no, and I'm and
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: when I'm not in the mood, he pouts. Now, this
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: pouting is gonna be a problem. I'm telling you that
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: right now. Just sticking your lips out in pouding because
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: you can't get your way, that's a serious sign. And
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: you say it causes a whole shift in our relationship.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: And I got news for you, and it always wills.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: He uses it as an excuse to second guess my
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: commitment to him, so I may never get an engagement ring. No,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: that's called guilt. He is using the most useless emotion
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: to get what he wants. He's making you feel guilty
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: because he's trying to manipulate you into what you want.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: And somebody told me one time that guilt is the
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: most useless emotion that only serves the purpose of a
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: person trying to apply it. It does you no good
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: to feel guilty. You don't feel good about it. It
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: doesn't motivate you nothing. It's just guilt and he's laying
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: it on you in heaps and doses because he wants
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: what he wants. Now, he got you thinking you ain't
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: gonna get no engagement ring. I got news for you.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: You might not need you or truth will come out
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: when we come back. All right, Hold on, Steve, we'll
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: have part two of your response coming up at twenty
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: three minutes after my boyfriend hates the word no. It
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: is a strawberry letter subject for today. We'll get back
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening show, All right,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend hates the word no. Yeah, your boyfriend hate
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: the word no, but he ain't giving you a reason
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: to say yes. That's the whole thing of this letter.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: You're a flight attendant. That means you're in the national
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: You do international flights, he local, you go on a lot.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: He always there. Your boyfriend hates that you're not there
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: with the cookie all the time. So now when you
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: do come home, he wonts it. Now you're trying to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: convince him that cookies and sex is not the most
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  Speaker 1: important things in life, that there's more to it. But
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a hard saying because that's what he
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  Speaker 1: won't and when he don't get it, he pouts and
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: it causes a shift in your relationship and it always will.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the key to this letter. He used it
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: as an excuse to second guess my commitment to him,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: So I may never get an engagement ring. So And
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: the reason I'm saying so is because of the information afterwards.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: But he's applying guilt to you to make you feel
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: guilty so he can manipulate you into getting what he wants. Now,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: y'all both twenty nine. You've been together for a little
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: over four years, and you just moved in together. All
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: this is critical information. You just moved in together. I
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: know I can do better, Lord Jesus, Lord Jesus, I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: know I can do better. See that's cause you internationale
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: you meet me, and all over the world people on
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: your flight hitting on you, talking to you. Pilots want
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: to get at you. You know you're out of town.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Everybody out the country want to get at you. You
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: land locally at Horsfield. They want to get at you.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: You land at LaGuardia, they want to at you. You
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: get a Florida airport, they want to houl you, don't
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: saying you're in the lax day up on you and
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: you dealing with the cook at monster back of the house,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: just sitting there just won't won't cook it old who
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: who don't going in? But I'm trying to hold on
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: because I love this man from his head to his toes,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: and I can't see myself growing old with anyone else.
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused. I'm really confused because you can do better,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: but you love him just head tone. You can't see
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  Speaker 1: yourself growing old with anybody else. But then right after this,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: you say, I'm very religious as well, and he's not.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: So let's talk about how religious you are. He'll go
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  Speaker 1: to church with me and he's even going to Bible
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  Speaker 1: study who I'm in town? But I shouldn't have to
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  Speaker 1: force him to go, Well, you do if he's not religious,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you have to do. And then a lot
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  Speaker 1: of small things I ask him to do, he gives
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  Speaker 1: me pushback on him. And this is the man you
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  Speaker 1: can't live without. You can't see been the rest of
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: your life. He don't go to church. Little stuff he
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: gave you pushback. Now you're ready for this. I've taught
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: him all the etiquette and how he's able to pick
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: out nice restaurants for us. When I tell him that
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: we're compatible everywhere except the bed room. When I tell
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: you that we're compatible everywhere except the bed room, I'm
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: so serious. See you don't told us y'all compatible everywhere
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: but the bed room. But you ain't bought it up
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: to him because you don't want to hurt him. He
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: brings that brings me to why I really tell him
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: no when he wants my goodies, His goodie ain't that
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: good at all. And I have to be in the
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: mood to put on the show for him, if you
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Now, listen to this. I make
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: up excuses a lot, and he's on to me. I
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: consider an oral hook up just as valuable as giving
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: the goodies up. But he does not think so. Okay,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: So let's get this together. You're very religious. You moved
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: in with the man without being married. Y'all been living together.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: You fake orgasms. You want to do half sexual acts
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: and consider it the whole sexual act. Okay, so let
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: me get this right, y'all. You real religious, but you
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: live together, you fake orgasms. You want to do half
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: acts and consider them whole acts. But he don't like that,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: and now he can't produce no results in the bed room.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: His goodies ain't good at all. So that's what And
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: now you real religious, thank you for making not that.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I want to go to your church. And so anyway,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: he wants everything, and he wants it often, but he
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: ain't giving you nothing, and he wants you to take
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: nothing all the time. But you said you can do better.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: What is it you love about him? Till his head
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: to his toe? You just ain't got used to him.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: And he can't even do nothing. His goodies ain't even good.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: So now your boyfriend hate to say no, but he
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: don't want to give you a reason to say yes.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: So how could I enhance the experience for myself so
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I can say yes more? Can bad sex get better
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: over time? How can you enhance the experience for yourself?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: It's gonna have to be with somebody else, and then
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: here go to bad news. Can bad sex get better
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: over time? I ain't never seen it. I ain't ever
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: seen it it's bad sexes, it's stay bad sex. You
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: just have to reduce and lower your expectation. And how
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: much fun is that gonna be? Give a hand something,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: you go, Damn, I could have had a V eight.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: I would have rather had a pop still who law?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: And you just waste it? Fineness? Yeah, you just cut
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: and ain't got nothing to go with him? All right?
• 1:07:05
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• 1:07:08
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• 1:07:11
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• 1:07:14
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• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: now for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Listen. It's week three coming up,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: and this is pivotal week three because there's some things
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: that's that's that played, like the playoffs. All right, you
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: understand right now? No, not today, I's gonna shift some
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: information with you. There are seven teams right now in
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: the league undefeating seventeen. Yeah, two, and you know San Francisco,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Los Ange, Rama, Arizona, Carolina, Tampa, Bay, Denver and Las Vegas. Okay,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: But there are also seven teams that are oh and two.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: That's the Jets, Indianapolis, Colts, Jacksonville, New York, Giants, Minnesota, Troit, Atlanta.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Now here's a crazy part. Eighteen teams are one and one.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Eighteen teams or one and one. Now here's the importance
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: of that. If you're two and old, you got a
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: sixty three percent chance to make the playoffs. If you
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: owe in two, it's twelve twelve percent to make the playoffs.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: If you're one in one, forty one percent. So pivot
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: a week three is why we call this pivot a
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: week three is because if you go to one in
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: three and go from forty one percent down to fifteen, okay,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: then if you go oh and three, if you go
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: for oe and three, it's just a two percent chance,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: which means you could just stop cheering for your damn team.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: You just can put your chair. Yeah, don't buy no
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: more hot dolls, quit having people over to the hour, okay.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: And if you go to two and one, fifty three
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  Speaker 1: percent chance. If you go three and old, you seventy
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: five percent a chair. So let's just say, do we
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: have playoffs? A panic? All right? Let's go through some
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: teams like Kansas City playoffs. They gonna okay, playoffs, all right,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Dallas playoffs, playoffs, Okay, okay, Tennessee, do we start panicking? Yeah? Okay,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: all right, now we gotta get some teeth to one
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: in two now, one in two, twenty five percent a
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: chance to make the playoffs. Okay, let's look at uh Atlanta,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: anybody make it panic? Put the jerses up? Hey man,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: they two jerseys up. You're going three. You gotta put
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: the jerors up. Yeah, put the jerors up. Houston, I'm
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: gonna say, I'm not pulling my jersey out no more.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Yea back y'all. I think I see now, I'll see
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: what I back up could do. And they're not activating
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson, so we probably a pretty much done. Pittsburg.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Anybody seeing thanks for Pittsburg. I'm hope like they play
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: in the Beagle we too. Oh. I hate both of
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: them teams in me. Yeah, it don't matter which one severe.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: So it's pivotal week three. We're gonna find out what happened.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: We're gonna make some picks this week. We're gonna you're
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: doing good. You did good. Man, Thank you, did it
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: really good? All right, Junior, thank you. As usual. Coming
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll have more
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right. So,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: did you guys hear about a woman who is an
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: anti vaccine activist. She's an anti vaxxer who wanted to teach,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: who wanted to catch COVID and prove that it's nothing
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: more than getting food poisoning. All right. Her name is
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Laurie Lumer. Yeah, she caught covid. She got her wish
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: she caught covid and said the virus has hit her
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: like a US. She has fever, chills, nausea, uh, severe
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: body aches, et cetera. And she asked her followers Steve
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: to pray for her. Oh you want her name is Laurie.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Now she won't prayer. Well, I hope she come out
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, And I bet I ask you the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: vaccine after this and tell everyone she knows to get one.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I know a person who was anti vaccine got it
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: and got in major trouble. I mean went to the hospital.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: And it ain't who you think I'm talking about this
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: somebody else. Okay, but he was a man. I'm not
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: gonna do that man, the way they do black people.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: His ass was in the hospital for a week and
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: now his ass is out. He'd have been, he'd back he.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I think he's actually given the vaccines himself. Now, I
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: think nursing degree. Now she wants people to pray for her. Yeah,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: and I hope she put out of it. But then
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: I hope she tells the truth that it ain't just
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: a flu. Man, This thing is killing people. Yeah, what
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: about that? Don't you get I don't get this and
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: time I do not understand me. I'm tired of playing
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: around with it. Stop if you hear me, and you
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: and an organization that don't agree with the vaccine, stop
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: texting me about it. I just had that conversation yesterday.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I get it all the time. Yeah,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want to brother, Brother, you need to stop
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: promoting the vaccine to our people. Well no, no, that's
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: not the side of its coin. I'm on. I'm not
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: on the fence about the vaccines. I'm trying to save lives. Man, Yes,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: and your life could be one of them. This ain't
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: nothing to play with y'allc non vaccinated. That's what it's
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be. You know. Here, here's, here's, here's here's here's
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: the stupidity of them. I've heard people say there's not
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: enough science behind the vaccine. Okay, how much science do
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: you need to be non vaccinated? Thought, I can tell
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: you that hundreds of thousands of people have died. Yes,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: that's what's the total death so far in COVID. Somebody
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: gave me that number right quick, because it's a huge number.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Now that's a fact, folks. Now what's that The science
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: behind that is COVID has killed and they're gonna come
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: up with this number in a minute x amount of people.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: That's a fact. So now that's the science behind COVID
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: as a killer. How much science you need behind the
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: vaccine because so far, ain't nobody died from the vaccine. Hey,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not understanding this. And then they're saying, people on
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: your you got it. Over six hundred and seventy one
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: thousand people have died from COVID h in the United States,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: in the United States, not worldwide. In the United States, yes, yeah,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: and forty one million cases, nine ninety four thousand cases
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: in the last week. Wow, that's a lot. That's a lot,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: and that should be a case for you to get vaccinated.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Um reason enough, all right, we'll have more of the
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: What is going on? This story upsets me. The White
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: House is very upset about the border patrol in Del Rio, Texas.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: They're attempting to push back the Haitian migrants that want
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: to cross into the US. We all saw, Steve, you
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: saw these horrific pictures of white border agents using horse reins.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: It's the appearance of these agents that are using whips
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: to keep them at bay. And now finally the White
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: House says they're looking into these tactics because it is bad.
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  Speaker 1: It is not a good look because it just back
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  Speaker 1: the image of an overseer. Yes, you know, the master
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  Speaker 1: on a horseback with a whip. Ya, Look, what's the
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: inhumane treatment for? You know, you don't have to treat
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: these people inhumanely. You understand what they're doing. They're trying
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: to seek freedom. They ain't no drugs in them. A
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: little blue plastic bags it's water and food. They're trying
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: to get to what they think is the greatest country
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: in the world. They're trying to make it to the
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: place with the Statue of Liberty. What they don't know
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: is a this country is not what the Constitution says
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: it is, and it does not apply to people of color.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: That's a fact. And this overseer whipping these Haitians with
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: horse rains and running them down treat them inhumanely is
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: not necessary. You can guard the border without being inhumane
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: because you know what they're coming for. Everybody ain't clams
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: and droves and you know it. All right. We'll have
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for ask the CLO.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: That is the Cloe the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Here we go. This one is from Mika and Rockhill,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: South Carolina. Mika writes, I'm a forty seven year old
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: single woman and I'm in a relationship with a forty
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: five year old married woman. My girlfriend is a national
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: director of a nonprofit organization or agency, So that's why
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: she wants to keep me a secret. Her husband knows
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: we've been best friends ten years, so he never questions
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: our sleepovers or vacations together. She tells me they're not
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: intimate anymore, but I think she's lying. I want to
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: know the truth. What if I told her husband that
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: I'm in love with her? Do you think he'll be
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: forthcoming with information? See? Okay, let me say this to you.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Y'all been friends for ten years. She gonna keep your
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: secret because she probably ain't ready to come out. The
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  Speaker 1: second thing is this. I don't know if this rules
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: applied to women, but let me tell you the rule
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: of manhood. Men very rarely do promotions. You don't get
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: to go from number two to number one. I very
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: rarely see that, not for extended periods of time. And
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: if you're going there and you tell this woman's husband
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: that you're in love with her and your girl, she
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: then told you not to do that, and you're going
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: there and do it and cause their relationship to break up,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: yours is right after that. That's normally the way it works. Now.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know the women woman code or the woman
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: rule on this one at all. I really don't, and
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna act like I do. But I'm giving
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: you the male rule, and if I were you, I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: would think about that. I can't imagine how it's not.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: But women may find out differently. But then you know, Tommy,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: women say if you if my girlfriend knows that my
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: man is cheating on me, I would want her to
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: tell me. A lot of women say that. So now
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: if this that's different, though, I would hope so different.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I would hope so, especially when you the one cheating, right.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't say, go tell my husband I was cheating.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: I said, come tell me if my husband was cheating.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: You about Joe Jacket tailed in here with this his
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: story like if it to be you know, sickles and
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: ice cream, just a selfish mess coming up. It is
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day. End at forty nine
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: minutes after Get ready for some closing remarks from the
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this you're listening
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: to show all right, guys, here we are our last
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: break of the day on this hump day Wednesday. M yes,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, it's on you. Closing remarks. You know
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: something I think, um, what this country seems to have
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: the inability to do is empathize, sympathize, relate, to understand. Oh,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: let's just be real. It's seems like even care. And
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: we're talking about some very simple things that needs to
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: be done for this thing to get right. I hate
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: to say this. I see the tide turning, but it's
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: not turning quick enough. And if voting rights racism, equality,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: we're happening to everybody the same way as happening to
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: people of color, I promise you would have been turned around.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: But because it keeps happening to the minority, it's not
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: a problem or an issue. You know, I don't. I
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: don't know where your hatred for us has come from
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  Speaker 1: as a country, or you don't want to think it that,
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  Speaker 1: and you try not to label it racism, but there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing else we can call it. You go out of
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  Speaker 1: your way to try to control us, to be livele us,
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  Speaker 1: and to keep us in check. You do everything in
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  Speaker 1: your power, but you don't want us to think that's racism.
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  Speaker 1: What do you want us to think it is? And
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  Speaker 1: if all we're wanting, it's one simple thing, and that's
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  Speaker 1: to be treated equal, not better or superior, just equal,
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  Speaker 1: And you're not willing to that And you're not willing
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  Speaker 1: to do that. What does that say about you as
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  Speaker 1: a country? It don't say the right thing to me.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have a bunch of I have a group
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  Speaker 1: of African young people that I mentor, and all of
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  Speaker 1: their goal is to come to the United States. I
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  Speaker 1: mean all of them. They just want to come to
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  Speaker 1: the United States. I want to go to New York,
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  Speaker 1: mister Harvey. I want to go to Los Angeles, Mister Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: I want to fulfill my dreams. I want to do
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  Speaker 1: that I wanted to. I said, it's great, that's great,
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  Speaker 1: And I understand that. I said for listening to me.
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  Speaker 1: When you get there, I'm gonna be honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't what you think it is. I say, because
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  Speaker 1: you keep looking at the upside without looking at the
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  Speaker 1: other side. Because the other side, that's what we get
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  Speaker 1: to see every day. Oh is there an upside, of
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  Speaker 1: course it is. But that other side is bigger than
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  Speaker 1: the upside, and it keeps rearing his head more and
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  Speaker 1: more every day. I mean, these people are becoming more
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  Speaker 1: bold and more bolder, and bolder and embrasing every single
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  Speaker 1: day with these acts of racism, These carns that come
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  Speaker 1: out to woodwork. These police officer of police brutality. Won't stop,
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna stop, ain't going away. We're getting convicted time
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  Speaker 1: with not enough time. You you can kill us, and
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  Speaker 1: a penalty ain't the same as if we kill you,
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  Speaker 1: I mean killing this killing ain't it or is it?
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  Speaker 1: Or it's killing us different. We're tired, We're sick and tired.
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  Speaker 1: Stop asking us to be patient. Stop telling us you're
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  Speaker 1: working on it. We're tired. Are you working on it?
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  Speaker 1: We want it now, we wanted it yesterday, we wanted
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  Speaker 1: it four hundred years ago. But see, the problem seems
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  Speaker 1: to me is you can't get slavery out your system,
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  Speaker 1: and so now instead of getting it out your system,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: you're trying to remove it from your history books. That way,
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to act like this new generation don't need
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  Speaker 1: to know what you did, because you know what you
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  Speaker 1: did wasn't right. So now you're trying to find a
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  Speaker 1: way to do that. And now you're affecting our voting rights.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, vote, vote, vote, But then when we vote,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: you don't like the results the election, So now you're
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: gonna stop us from voting. What you're doing, man, what
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  Speaker 1: is this country really about it? Are you serious? Have
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  Speaker 1: you read the Constitution that your forefathers wrote. Have you
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  Speaker 1: bothered to sit down and read the words out loud?
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  Speaker 1: Because we have. And that's why we don't care about standing,
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  Speaker 1: and that's why we care about kneeling, because we're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get you to understand that we want that piece
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  Speaker 1: of paper to mean for us the same thing and
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  Speaker 1: mean for you. But you won't allow that to happen
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  Speaker 1: because you didn't mean it in the first place. You
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  Speaker 1: keep telling me how great your forefathers wore were, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't see it. Your forefathers brought us over hill
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  Speaker 1: and they ain't never said I'm sorry for that. And
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  Speaker 1: then you bring up these these these these these people
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  Speaker 1: like Larry Elders who do your bidding and sit up
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  Speaker 1: here and slay that reparations should be given to white
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  Speaker 1: folks because white folks lost their property, which were slavery,
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  Speaker 1: and we're supposed to understand because slavery was legal. You
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  Speaker 1: got him saying that for you, this fool, which further
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  Speaker 1: makes you all a okay, And then you keep using
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  Speaker 1: the old dage that slavery existed because there were Africans
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  Speaker 1: that sold people into slavery. Here's what you don't know
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  Speaker 1: that I know from being spending a lot of time
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  Speaker 1: in Africa. When African nations captured African nations doing war
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  Speaker 1: and they made each other slaves. You became a slave
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  Speaker 1: to the new country, which allowed you to work your
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  Speaker 1: way into becoming a citizen. And if you didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to be a part of it, then you were in prison.
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  Speaker 1: That's what slavery was. So when you came over here
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  Speaker 1: and told him that you wanted slaves in exchange for this,
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  Speaker 1: they had no idea what you were doing because nobody
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  Speaker 1: made the return voyage back to explain to them what
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  Speaker 1: was really going on. Oh you didn't think we know that,
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  Speaker 1: But then I think you do know. We know that
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  Speaker 1: because you're trying to get it out the books so
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  Speaker 1: we can never lead it. We sickeness. Take your constant
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  Speaker 1: who because it ain't really work for damn to us.
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