8:45 Idiotology February 11, 2026: 'Smart' Underwear is here!!
An Amazon driver got drunk on BuzzBallz and crashed into a mailbox in Texas, Headline of the Week contender #4: Miss BumBum suffers horror frostbite on her bum after painful ice bath fail, 'Smart' underwear can track bacteria by monitoring and evaluating your farts
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