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Usher Preparation, Michelle Obama, Prince on Broadway, Shaq Comedy Show and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all bat all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 5: The bus buss.
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  Speaker 4: Steve, Yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 6: Show, I don't Joy? Yeah, Joy, you know you.
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  Speaker 2: Love you.
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  Speaker 6: Gotta turn to turn the mouth turn you probably got
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  Speaker 6: to turn the mouth turn out, turn a w the
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  Speaker 6: motic Jack wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Come come on you, Uh huh, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 2: morning everybody.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 7: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well,
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  Speaker 7: nothing changes about that. Nothing changes about that, man. I
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  Speaker 7: was just getting ready to come on the air this morning.
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  Speaker 7: I was just thinking, man, I was just having a
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  Speaker 7: reflective moment of just how really good God has been
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  Speaker 7: to me.
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  Speaker 2: I just it's it's it's man.
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  Speaker 7: Let me just say that again, how really good God
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  Speaker 7: has been to me. And here's a cold part. In
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  Speaker 7: spite of myself, you understand, in spite of all my shortcomings,
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  Speaker 7: in spite of all of my flaws and and and
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  Speaker 7: and and in spite of all of what anybody has
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  Speaker 7: said about me, God, through his grace and mercy, just
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  Speaker 7: keeps me anyway. So many of us are exceptional people,
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  Speaker 7: but we refuse to just go ahead and be exceptional.
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  Speaker 7: We settle for the ordinary, We follow the pack, We
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  Speaker 7: try to fit in. Man, oh man, oh man, You know,
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  Speaker 7: I've heard my wife say this to my children all
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  Speaker 7: the time. When she's scolding him or talking to him,
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  Speaker 7: she'll be talking to him about leadership. You know, why
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  Speaker 7: are you following everybody when God clearly made you to lead?
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  Speaker 7: So many of us are born, and so many of
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  Speaker 7: you are born to be exceptional people, but we always
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  Speaker 7: trying to follow the pack. Why would you try to
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  Speaker 7: fit in? Why would you try to be like everybody
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  Speaker 7: else be ordinary? Why would you follow the pack? When
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  Speaker 7: God is created you to be exceptional? The key word
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  Speaker 7: in exceptional is except you. Ever you ever dine this
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  Speaker 7: right here? You know, everybody did that accept me. Everybody
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  Speaker 7: felt that way except me. Everybody said that except me.
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  Speaker 7: Everybody won't wanted that accept me. Everybody went over there
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  Speaker 7: except me. Everybody jumped in except.
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  Speaker 2: Me except me. See why have you said that in
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  Speaker 2: your life? If you were not to be exceptional?
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  Speaker 7: See you got to say everybody except me at one
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  Speaker 7: point in yo to I don't know who ain't done it?
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  Speaker 7: You know, everybody wanted. Everybody voted no except me. See,
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  Speaker 7: so you're not You're not created to follow the pack.
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  Speaker 7: You ain't created to fit in. You ain't created to, uh,
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  Speaker 7: you know, to be ordinary. You were created to be exceptional,
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  Speaker 7: as exceptional as your fingerprint on your finger is. You
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  Speaker 7: were created to be exceptional. Why not make this the
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  Speaker 7: year that you go head on and be exceptional? Why
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  Speaker 7: won't this be the year that you decide in your mind?
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  Speaker 7: But just has to be a decision that we make. Now,
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  Speaker 7: were not following the pack no more? We not trying
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  Speaker 7: to fit in no more. We ain't settling for ordinary
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  Speaker 7: no more. We're gonna be exceptional. But you know you
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  Speaker 7: got to go ahead and follow that. You got to
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  Speaker 7: get on the exceptional path because that's what you were
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  Speaker 7: created for. Why be ordinary?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 7: But all of this this comes It has to start
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  Speaker 7: with a thought. You got to first think something. Thoughts
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  Speaker 7: become things. A man is as he thinketh that's all
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  Speaker 7: you will ever be. So what are your thoughts today?
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  Speaker 7: Why not have exceptional thoughts instead of ordinary thoughts? Why
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  Speaker 7: not have exceptional thoughts in instead of fitting in thoughts?
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  Speaker 7: So why you want to be like everybody?
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  Speaker 2: Else.
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  Speaker 7: Why you want to be ordinary when you could possibly
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  Speaker 7: be extraordinary with a change of your mind, a change
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  Speaker 7: of your venue, And you don't have to be any
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  Speaker 7: other kind of way just because my mama was this, well,
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  Speaker 7: my daddy was this way, or this the.
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  Speaker 2: School I went to?
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  Speaker 8: This?
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  Speaker 2: What race I belong to? This is my sexual preference,
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  Speaker 2: this is my this, this is my dad? How many?
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  Speaker 2: How many? How many excuses you need? I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 2: any excuse?
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 7: What? What?
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 2: What's it gonna be this year that we let another
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  Speaker 2: three hundred and.
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  Speaker 7: Sixty five days slip by without improving our condition, our place,
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  Speaker 7: our spot, our life, the quality of life we have.
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  Speaker 7: We cannot afford to keep letting all these years go
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  Speaker 7: by without changing. You're an exceptional person. How many times
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  Speaker 7: have you set up and said, everybody did that accept me?
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  Speaker 7: You know I was only everybody jumped in except me.
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  Speaker 7: I told him, I knew it. Everybody voted for that
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  Speaker 7: except me, And now look at us, man, it seemed
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  Speaker 7: like everybody went that way except me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, do you get it?
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  Speaker 7: Do you understand what's being said to you that all
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  Speaker 7: accept me is because couldn't it be? Because you're an
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  Speaker 7: exceptional person, and it's time for you to take control
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  Speaker 7: of that. It's time for you to start thinking different.
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  Speaker 7: It's time for you to start acting on what you think.
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  Speaker 7: It's time for you to start doing something about it.
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  Speaker 7: It's time for you to stop taking each and every
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  Speaker 7: day that God gives us for granted and letting them
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  Speaker 7: go by the wayside. Like you got plenty more. Well,
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  Speaker 7: you may have plenty more, but guess what what you
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  Speaker 7: wasting the ones you got for? I got you young,
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  Speaker 7: and you feel like you're gonna live forever. Em okay, cool,
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  Speaker 7: But let me ask you something. See here, here, here
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  Speaker 7: go the part about it. I suppose you do live.
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  Speaker 7: See see, everybody worrying about dying. But I got news
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  Speaker 7: for you. Suppose you keep on living. You want to
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  Speaker 7: keep living in the condition you in now. You want
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  Speaker 7: to keep living with the money you got now. You
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  Speaker 7: want to keep living with the relationship you got now.
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  Speaker 7: You want to keep living by yourself like you are now.
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  Speaker 7: You want to keep wanting the right relationship, the right
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  Speaker 7: man to the right woman, but you keep getting the
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  Speaker 7: wrong one. You want to keep doing that for the
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  Speaker 7: rest of your life. Problem ain't dying. It's problem is
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  Speaker 7: if you keep on living. Who wants to keep on
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  Speaker 7: living just the way they are right now? And if
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  Speaker 7: you can say I'm cool, what I am just the
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  Speaker 7: way I am right now? In cool, this conversation ain't
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  Speaker 7: for you. Ain't got no problem with that, you know,
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  Speaker 7: you know what to say. Greatness ain't for everybody. Being exceptional,
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  Speaker 7: ain't for everybody. Becoming extraordinary ain't for everybody. Heck, becoming
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  Speaker 7: successful ain't for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I got it.
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  Speaker 7: And you can come up with a way to justify
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  Speaker 7: your non existence and your ordinary life all you want,
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  Speaker 7: and that's fine and dandy. I ain't got no problem
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  Speaker 7: with it. Because some people just gonna be regular, Some
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  Speaker 7: people just gonna follow the pack, follow the crowd.
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  Speaker 2: Some people just wants to fit in.
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  Speaker 7: But if you're not that person, if you want to
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  Speaker 7: be extraordinary, if you want to be exceptional, if you
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  Speaker 7: want to be if you want a dad to be
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  Speaker 7: great at something, and you got to change your mindset.
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  Speaker 7: You got to get what your creator and find out
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  Speaker 7: what he created you for. You got to quit thinking
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  Speaker 7: of things just in your own thought process, you know,
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  Speaker 7: lean not to your own understanding. I don't know where
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  Speaker 7: that is, but it's in there. Somewhere seeing. Once you lean,
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  Speaker 7: if you lean to your own understanding, you know what
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  Speaker 7: it's gonna do. It's gonna limit you. Man, it's gonna
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  Speaker 7: limit you. Why not see what God got for you.
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  Speaker 7: I would rather know what God got for me than
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  Speaker 7: to think of all the things I could because I
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  Speaker 7: can't out think him out and tried it before.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's just the beginning. We're gonna have a
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  Speaker 2: good one.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen. Let me have your undivided attention. And
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  Speaker 7: I need it for one reason, just one reason only,
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  Speaker 7: because I want to remind you of the incredible gift
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  Speaker 7: that we have all received today. For those of us
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  Speaker 7: that's getting off work driving home, you got a job.
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  Speaker 7: And for those of us that just woke up about
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  Speaker 7: to go to work, we got a job. The key
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  Speaker 7: to both them things is that both of us are
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  Speaker 7: alive to hear this morning show.
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  Speaker 2: Man. Look at God. He just keep on showing up.
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  Speaker 7: Because we all know somebody that ain't here, and as
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  Speaker 7: much as we miss them, we do not want to
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  Speaker 7: join it. Let's be clear about that. And there are
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  Speaker 7: some people that I miss dealing, you know, man, One
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  Speaker 7: of my main goals for going to heaven is right
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  Speaker 7: after I see Jesus, I'm gonna be all ears, all
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  Speaker 7: eyes for Illos Vie Harvey.
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  Speaker 2: I want to see her.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 7: If that was not a possibility, I personally would would
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  Speaker 7: be responding and reacting to everything ever said about me.
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  Speaker 7: But because I'm trying to make it on in, I'll
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  Speaker 7: be still. Let the Lord fight my battle. I'm battle tested.
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  Speaker 7: This is Steve Harvey, Barney show Man. We battle tested
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  Speaker 7: that his government name is killed Space, but by now
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  Speaker 7: you should know that. But what I did not know
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  Speaker 7: until late last year, but it is killing one Space.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: KL is like a radio station. Gentlemen, Welcome to the
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  Speaker 7: called Morning Lord.
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  Speaker 1: Station.
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  Speaker 2: The station Junior. What's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Unc I need help.
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  Speaker 2: I need help.
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  Speaker 10: Trying to share my feeling. My wife asked me to
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  Speaker 10: just tell me how you feel, and I ain't saying
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  Speaker 10: the right way. I said exactly how I feel, And
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  Speaker 10: now we ain't been talking and we only ten days
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  Speaker 10: into January.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, I need help on how to express myself.
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  Speaker 7: First of all, let me help you something. How do
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  Speaker 7: you really feel? It's a trap question. I always know that.
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  Speaker 2: I got to write that down. Yeah, see, it's a trap, Jeri.
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  Speaker 2: I asked you to tell you how you really feel.
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  Speaker 2: It's because they fit to.
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  Speaker 7: Tell you how they need to feel, and whatever you
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  Speaker 7: feeling ain't fitting the top what they feeling. Because guess what,
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  Speaker 7: if you do tell them exactly how you feel, then
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  Speaker 7: you fit to find out how they feel about how
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  Speaker 7: you feel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't care feel.
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  Speaker 2: It's a trap question. I didn't know that one. I
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  Speaker 2: got walk do it too.
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  Speaker 3: Bruh.
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  Speaker 2: So Steve, why don't you talk? How do you really feel? Fine?
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  Speaker 7: I'm good, I'm telling you. You know, I'm just trying
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  Speaker 7: to work it all out, take care of everything I'm
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  Speaker 7: opposed to. But other than that, you know, I'm pretty good.
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  Speaker 7: It's a little stressful for me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you ain't gonna get to feel what you want
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  Speaker 3: to feel if you teep telling him how you feel it.
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  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, you don't Knowledgest.
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  Speaker 2: You might not be feeling nothing for a few days.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna be taught up in your fie.
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  Speaker 12: All right, thanks guys, coming up at thirty two minutes
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  Speaker 12: after the hour, will hear from the nephews he runs
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  Speaker 12: that prank back right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 12: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 12: prank back.
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  Speaker 3: What you got for his nep You ain't no sigma?
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  Speaker 3: You ain't no sigma. I know that's broken English, but
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  Speaker 3: that's the.
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  Speaker 2: Way it is. Let's go, cat dog.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, holo, I'm trying to reach your grid police. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: this is he how you doing? My name is Bernard
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  Speaker 8: five beta Sigma. I'm overpledged relations giving you a call today. Man,
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  Speaker 8: you attended for of U A and M University. Am
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  Speaker 8: I correct? Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: Am I right?
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  Speaker 8: You attended right and m okay, and from my understanding,
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  Speaker 8: you pledge five beta sigma in fall of ninety one.
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  Speaker 8: That's correct, all right, that's the dether data chapter correct. Yes,
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  Speaker 8: all right. We're having some problems here going through the records,
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  Speaker 8: the records, actually looking at the records that we have here, Headquarters.
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  Speaker 8: You're not actually an official member of five Beta Sigma.
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  Speaker 4: But wait, way, what you mean not a member?
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  Speaker 8: Looking at our records here at national Headquarters, it's indicating
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  Speaker 8: that you're not an official member of five Beta Sigma.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know what could have gone wrong?
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  Speaker 4: Now, that ain't right, man, That ain't right, because see,
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  Speaker 4: death data is recognized nationally, So why wouldn't I be
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  Speaker 4: nationally recognized.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not certain, sir. Maybe it's something that took place
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  Speaker 8: on that that actual line of Fall ninety one. We're
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  Speaker 8: actually going to have to do some research on everything
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  Speaker 8: that's going on with your line as well as the chapter.
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  Speaker 8: So how is that possible?
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  Speaker 4: If they gave me a certificate in the plaque and
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  Speaker 4: I got my pin and I mean, I'm a say,
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  Speaker 4: what do you mean?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, sir, I don't know what I'm looking at here,
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  Speaker 8: and please understand. I want to try to clear this
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  Speaker 8: matter up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we need to do this matter. Who else?
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  Speaker 4: Is there somebody there like an overseer, maybe the head
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  Speaker 4: president or your branch or something that I can talk
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  Speaker 4: to something? Well, I'm actually I am actually over pledged
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  Speaker 4: relations huh. And I wanted to give you a call
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  Speaker 4: personally so we can try to rectify the matter.
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  Speaker 8: And it's going to take us some time to hire
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  Speaker 8: this thing out. But what I need you to do
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  Speaker 8: as this point, Yeah, And you know what the problem
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  Speaker 8: is that I'm noticing is that all of the people
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  Speaker 8: that were on your line they are official. For some reason,
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  Speaker 8: mister Gregg isn't official, So.
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  Speaker 4: I want to I don't understand that because I was
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  Speaker 4: the line president. So how is everybody else I'm able
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  Speaker 4: to be a sigma and not me when I did
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  Speaker 4: all the paperwork that it takes to to for the
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  Speaker 4: process to be right. I don't understand it, sir.
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  Speaker 8: You know what, brother? Uh, I can't call you brother
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  Speaker 8: for the fact that you're right now.
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  Speaker 4: You robing me brother because I'm a Sigma.
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  Speaker 8: So here's what we're gonna have to do. Greg, We're
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  Speaker 8: gonna have to get you to first of all, if
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  Speaker 8: you're dealing with anybody alumni wise, we're asking that you
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  Speaker 8: don't go to any meetings right now. We're also asking
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  Speaker 8: that you don't wear any five beta Sigma parrel fan
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  Speaker 8: Elia perful at this point. We want to make sure
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  Speaker 8: and get clarity that you are definitely a brother.
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  Speaker 2: Mamen.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I am definitely a brother. Do you know what
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  Speaker 4: I had to go through to get where I am today?
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  Speaker 4: To be a signal all the dude, Yeah, y'all took
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  Speaker 4: y'all dudes. What happened today? If you're taking my dudes,
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  Speaker 4: you should be able to tell me.
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  Speaker 8: Yo.
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  Speaker 4: Man, we got this going on. Certain things are going
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  Speaker 4: on with your line.
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  Speaker 8: We need to we need to check you.
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  Speaker 4: You took our money, that's there.
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  Speaker 8: I'm seeing checks that I've gone through for other people
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  Speaker 8: that are on that line.
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  Speaker 4: I don't send him.
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  Speaker 8: And to this day, I'm like a lifetime member. So
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  Speaker 8: what the hell are you talking about? I have no
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  Speaker 8: records indicating that you're a lifetime member. That's what I'm saying, sir.
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  Speaker 8: We got guessing that dog. Somebody need to tell me
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  Speaker 8: something today. We're gonna try to get to the end
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  Speaker 8: of this by the end of the week.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna take no no, no, but no, but no,
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  Speaker 4: you're not understanding what I'm saying, man, because I'm a
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  Speaker 4: Sigma to the heart.
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  Speaker 5: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about. Y'all playing with my
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  Speaker 4: heart right now? Man, Ain't nobody gonna do that and
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  Speaker 4: get away with I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 8: You know, here's what we can do. We can bring
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  Speaker 8: you back in and do another pleasuring process.
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  Speaker 4: Pledged. Did you understand what you just said to me?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 4: Man, that ain't have me. Dog, I'm been through this already.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not pledging. I'm not signing my name on nothing
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  Speaker 4: else because I have pledged. I'm not doing it no more.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all need to get somebody on the phone that can
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  Speaker 4: answer my question. I want to know what's going.
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  Speaker 2: On, okay right now?
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  Speaker 8: And I understand you know, the disbelief of what's going on.
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  Speaker 4: I really do you obviously don't you a brother?
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  Speaker 8: Brother?
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna try to what year did you go across?
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  Speaker 4: Did you walk the fans? I mean, tell me what's
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  Speaker 4: going on?
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  Speaker 8: Brother? I'm fall eighty nine, brother. And now what we're
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  Speaker 8: gonna have to do right now is, first of all,
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  Speaker 8: no paraphernalia.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: No pa, you're going to tell me that I can't
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: what's nearest and dearest to my heart, next to my
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: wife and my child. You're telling me that I can't
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: go around and proclaim what I am. That's like telling
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: me I can't be black. What the hell that you're saying?
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: And another thing we're going have to get you to do.
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: I understand you have a brand, a Sigma brand that's
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: gonna have to come off until we get the tacond
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: care of what.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Wait man, you talk about a medical procedure.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: What are you saying?
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: So we cannot allow you to wear a brand representing
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: five better Sigma when right now you are not.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: You can't playing a lot that that brand to me
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: was allowed to put the brand on me. Now I
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: can't be allowed to wear something I've been wearing for
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: almost fifteen years of you crazy. Come on, man, that's
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: some crazy.
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: No.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: We gotta get you to take this round me until
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: all of the well brand? What the hell of yut man?
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: This is some look here, brother, but what banard is that?
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: What your name is? You need to get somebody on
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: this pum minute.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: That's all right.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I know the president myself. How about that?
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: You?
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: I would just call in and I figured out myself.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: So right now we need you to take the brand
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: off off, not even come out. You'll come take the
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: brand off of me. And you wanted that bad come
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: get it. That's what you do. You are not a
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: member of five Beta six home y don't give up
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: shoe talking about dog I am a member. If you
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: want something over here Highlands, your boy, that's what you do,
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: you bad, Come do it, sir.
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you for the final time, do not wear
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: any paraphernalia.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Keith Ki don't want to hear that talking about no final.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you what's final. I am a five
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: beta sigma to the hard damn sir.
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: All I'm telling you is no more shirt and cover
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: that brand up until we here.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Man, I'm gonna wear everything. I got a hat. I'm
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: gonna have a matter of fact, I'm gonna wear it. Heay,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: just to get on yo, Neriss, You're gonna have to
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: teach breyd coming up until we figured out. If you
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: want say no, I ain't coming up. You come get it.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: I'm killing then you better get away from me. What
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about. None for that brand up, and don't
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: you pint no shirts no more. Let me tell you
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: something I ain't coming, Come get it if you want it.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: I got one man, head man, this is blue fire.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: You don't want none. You don't want none got this
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: is something, man. I don't know what one more thing
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: I need to say to you. Are you willing to
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: say what you got to say. You ain't getting this.
• 20:30
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• 20:33
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• 20:43
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• 20:46
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• 20:47
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• 20:49
  Speaker 12: And coming up next it is ask the clo with
• 20:56
  Speaker 12: our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show coming up at the top of
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: the hour.
• 21:04
  Speaker 12: In entertainment news, Usher has given up sugar and alcohol.
• 21:08
  Speaker 12: He's preparing for the Big Game halftime show in which
• 21:11
  Speaker 12: he will be the star. Fifty cents given up something too.
• 21:16
  Speaker 12: Fifty cent is given up sex? Okay for.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Just in life, Just in life, in life. Right back,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: we'll talk about it at the top. And if you
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: love Prince and you love a good musical, Purple.
• 21:34
  Speaker 12: Rain, the musical is headed to Broadway, and that is
• 21:36
  Speaker 12: all coming up at the top of the hour. But
• 21:39
  Speaker 12: right now it is time to ask the clo. This
• 21:43
  Speaker 12: one's from Shay in Southfield.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: She says.
• 21:45
  Speaker 12: In December, my boyfriend said he needed a break after
• 21:48
  Speaker 12: he had a major healthcare and instead of letting me
• 21:51
  Speaker 12: be there for him, he chose space. I gave him space,
• 21:55
  Speaker 12: and I spent the New Year's Eve with an X.
• 21:58
  Speaker 12: Does he have the right to be mad at me?
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: He needed space? What the girl to do?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: He needed space? And you spent New Year's Eve with
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: an axe? Yup?
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Mmmm?
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: So I guess you took that to see once again, Junior,
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: that's a prime example there. See he expressed himself and
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: said he needed space. Now I guess is he went
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: to them. It's a trap question. So if you need space,
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: then I need more space. See that's all the trap though,
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: don't don't even don't fall for that. Does he have
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: a right to be mad?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he got a right to be mad because he
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: asked for space. He didn't ask y'all to start dating
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: other people. And I don't know what his health scare was,
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: but you know you gave him space.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: M hm, yeah, all right. Hejeremy and Jeremy and Charlotte.
• 23:04
  Speaker 12: Jeremy says, my wife and I met at work and
• 23:06
  Speaker 12: used to have sex in her car when we first met.
• 23:09
  Speaker 12: She wants to be a socialite really bad now and
• 23:12
  Speaker 12: the sweet things that I've always done for her aren't
• 23:15
  Speaker 12: good enough? Now?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Would I be wrong to give her a reality check?
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: Well, bro, I don't understand what you're saying, because the
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: sweet things you used to do for her the only
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: thing you told us y'all had sex in the car.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Now she wants to be a socialite, but you still
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: want to have sex in a car with.
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: Ye.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: So so what did you saying? Brother?
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: Y'all that though y'all drive down to the socialite ball
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: before you go in, you knock it out of the
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: car right quick before you go in.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: She don't want to do that. I don't really know
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: what you're saying, bro, because I don't.
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: You didn't give us no example of all the kind
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: little things you've done for You made one statement, we
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: used to have sex in the car for we got mad,
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Now we're mad. She want to be a social afe
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: now she don't want to do She don't appreciate the
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: little things I've done for her. So I'm just assuming
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: she'd have took sex in a car off the table?
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: No oh, now she boogie?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Now oh, Now you don't want to get You don't
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: want to get rolled over in the car. No more Okay,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: oh you actually brand new now I be dad? All right,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Well it sound right, bro, next will share.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Marlee and the d m V.
• 24:37
  Speaker 12: Marley writes, my husband stayed out all night Saturday night
• 24:41
  Speaker 12: and he said he was in a casino and lost
• 24:43
  Speaker 12: track of time. I tried to go off on him,
• 24:46
  Speaker 12: and he turned it around on me, saying I should
• 24:48
  Speaker 12: have called and checked on him.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Does he have a valid point or is this a
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: cover up?
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: Absolutely has a valid point. Absolutely, thank.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: First of all, there are no clocks in the casino nowhere.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: You can lose track of time in the casino. I
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: have done it many times.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: And then call call for one. Okay, yeah, you should
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: have called and checked on me.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Wasn't no miscall, You ain't no me to call. I'm gambling,
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to change your circumstances.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Us. I'm out here trying to crack it and you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: Sitting up in here dog and me cause I'm out
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: here trying to handle beers and stuff.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I be damn.
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he has a valid point. And you know what,
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: if you're not gonna check on him, you can't expect
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: him to call. And he was in a casino and
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: he lost track of time. That sounds very very valid
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: to me. Plus, you have no proof of anything else happening,
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: are you now and your little mind and playing tricks
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: on you? Oh, by the way, I would like to
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: say I saw a tiny desk over the holidays with
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: star Face.
• 26:09
  Speaker 13: Boy.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you the craziest tiny desk I've ever
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: seen with scar Face.
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: Now, I also found out that Willy D don't like
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: him no more, and why I don't know you just
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: Willie D don't like me either, So I like star
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: Face even more now. I even met Willy D.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know who he is.
• 26:38
  Speaker 13: You know who?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Who know who?
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Does like Face and just had a meeting with him.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Dog j Z Yes, sir, Yes, sir, faces back a legend.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Face is a lord. He always been a legend to me.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I always liked that tiny desk.
• 26:58
  Speaker 12: All right, here we go the last one and see
• 27:00
  Speaker 12: this is from Trina and Phoenix. Trina says, I met
• 27:03
  Speaker 12: a man online eight months ago and he's.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Tired of our long distance relationship.
• 27:09
  Speaker 12: I suggested he moved to Phoenix, and he said there
• 27:12
  Speaker 12: aren't enough black people here. That's that's a dumb excuse
• 27:16
  Speaker 12: to me. But why hasn't he asked me to move
• 27:19
  Speaker 12: to Atlanta?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Well, you got two things working here.
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: He is absolutely correct that he not coming out to
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: Phoenix because the ain't enough black people out there. That's
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: one of the major regions. I'm not gonna ever move
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: to Phoenix. And I'm not going to a state that
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: fights against a day off a holiday. That's racism at
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: whole other level. I don't give a damn if they
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: have National skin Head Day. If it's a day off
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: from work, I'm gonna sign the paperwork for that. So
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: he has a valid point that are not enough black
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: people in Phoenix, and the reason you ain't coming to
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: Atlanta is because.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: There's too many black people in Atlanta. Is one more y'all?
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: He over hand because he fooled. He full of Atlanta
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: for let me tell you sow.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: He online dating too, girl. I told him to come
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: to Fingers.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: He tied the relationship, but now he said see but see, lady,
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: guess what you're not listening to.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: What he said.
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: He said he tired of the long this relationship. He
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: ain't saying he wanted to close the gap. All he
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: told you was he tired of the long just relationship.
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: You suggested he moved to Phoenix. He say, ain't no
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: black people like that. Now you want to know why
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: he ain't asked you to move to Atlanta because he
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: tied at the long.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: This is relationship. And guess who the relationship with?
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: You?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: See why why y'all don't read the whole message.
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: The reason he not asking you to come to Atlanta
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: because he tied at the long This is relationship.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: That's what Will said. I'm tired of you.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Just a nice way of saying it is that what
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: it is?
• 28:59
  Speaker 14: You know for me, and you know me, and you
• 29:01
  Speaker 14: know we avoid You know how we really got to
• 29:03
  Speaker 14: be the bad guy night, JUDI pay attention to me
• 29:07
  Speaker 14: except for me, I know, all right, See.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: How he did it?
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: I tied his long this relationship, you move things? Ain't
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: enough black people? Well okay, then.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, well thank you, Zila. Coming up
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: next entertainment news right after this you're listening morning show. Well,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Usher has announced that he has.
• 29:30
  Speaker 12: Quit all sugar and all alcohol and preparation for his
• 29:34
  Speaker 12: halftime performance at the Big Game next month, and insider
• 29:38
  Speaker 12: close to Usher said that Usher wants to be in
• 29:40
  Speaker 12: the best shape to give the performance of his life
• 29:45
  Speaker 12: to the one hundred million plus people that will.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Be watching.
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: Show out in Vegas, because it was real good. Yeap
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: on that alcohol and sugar, Hold on nothing. I think
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: you ought to going out there That's super Bowl with
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: that alcohol and sugar version, because that way right there, that.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Cold us. Everybody had a no, loved that Vegas show. Man.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. Get the roller skates on, get
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: them strippers, man, come on out here, a little.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Ham except for Mary Jay who kept pushing him away. Right,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: that was funny.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: All right? That the big game?
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he's gonna be able to do that.
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: No.
• 30:28
  Speaker 12: So, Usher's fourteen year old son, Navide, is serving as
• 30:31
  Speaker 12: musical director for the show and designed the set list
• 30:34
  Speaker 12: for the halftime show. This is going to be the
• 30:37
  Speaker 12: second time that Usher has performed at the halftime show,
• 30:40
  Speaker 12: but his first time headlining the show.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: On his own.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: So that's gonna be really great.
• 30:45
  Speaker 11: I can't wait.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Get here all those too, come on, let's count down
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: this alone. Let's go, asked Steven A. Smith. I'm not
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: already called. Steven said, shut your damn mom.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: All right, I like Usha, Yeah, he can't say that
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: this year.
• 31:12
  Speaker 12: Yeah, well, speaking of giving up things this year, fifty
• 31:16
  Speaker 12: cent says he is celibate now and has no plans
• 31:20
  Speaker 12: to have sex in the foreseeable future. He says he
• 31:24
  Speaker 12: has a monumental project in the works, and he's putting
• 31:29
  Speaker 12: all of his energy and focus into that right now.
• 31:33
  Speaker 12: He posted on ig he says, quote, my new idea
• 31:36
  Speaker 12: is so big, I don't have time to be distracted.
• 31:40
  Speaker 12: I'm practicing abstinence. I have been meditating and focusing on
• 31:45
  Speaker 12: my goals. I hope this new year helps you excel
• 31:48
  Speaker 12: to the next level.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Unquote.
• 31:50
  Speaker 12: So there you go, and I gotta ask you, Steve.
• 31:53
  Speaker 12: Come on, guys, has sex ever been a distraction for you?
• 31:57
  Speaker 12: Would you give up sex if it becomes a distraction.
• 32:00
  Speaker 11: If it helps me help, it gives me more focused,
• 32:04
  Speaker 11: I'm not he doing the wrong way for me.
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: It's never been a distraction from nothing. My whole purpose
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: of gold and that, Yeah.
• 32:12
  Speaker 15: It makes me purpose, It makes me on the lear's
• 32:16
  Speaker 15: damn the reason but the only reason why We'll be
• 32:21
  Speaker 15: here to tell.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: You the truth.
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: Why y'all think I'm out here going to work and
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: all this stuff. Because I speak with somebody.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: That's why it helps all my monumental projects giving.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: What you meditating.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Never seen me with a diamond ring.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Ever, but your distractions.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I'm out here working for that. All me and need
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: is a refrigerator, flash.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: Green TV, nice chair to wash the game in in
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: a bed. He being mad on the floor. We don't
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: really give it that.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: All this furniture, landscaping and fabulous trip that's for girls. Yeah,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: that's all. That's folk only. I don't need none at time.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: Okay, you walk along.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: In the house and it'll be nothing in that but
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: walls and float as long as that TV got all
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: the channels on it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: All right, well fifty things otherwise. Okay, we can't wait.
• 33:31
  Speaker 11: Six Trust, gonna get bored by yourself.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be down to a quad after this. This
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna work.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what this project is, all right,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: and moving on.
• 33:43
  Speaker 12: We all love the late great legend that is Prince,
• 33:45
  Speaker 12: of course, and we all have seen Purple Rain, the
• 33:48
  Speaker 12: soundtrack and the movie. Well it's going to Broadway forty
• 33:52
  Speaker 12: years later as a musical Purple Rain. The musical centers
• 33:56
  Speaker 12: around the kid that is young Prince and his turbulent
• 33:58
  Speaker 12: home life just grundled band and his love interest.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: So congratulations Nobody the musical, no damn musical.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Princi Well al.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Way went out that.
• 34:13
  Speaker 9: Ray minutes after the hour that for ever.
• 34:17
  Speaker 12: First Lady Michelle Obama admitted she's terrified about the twenty
• 34:22
  Speaker 12: twenty four election.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Speed it up a little bit. Doark give me? Give
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: me that that that that that be bo give it?
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: They might speed it up a little bit. Man, Okay,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: don't think.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: They're gonna do the melody. Yeah, he's acting like, yeah, they're.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Not going to like that.
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: And some little skinny ass white person saying just wrecking
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: this man's career going down the Broadway to watch this.
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: The only thing that made Hamilton hugely successful is because
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: they took that dry ass thing about the constitutional slavery
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: and turn it into some hip hop news.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: That's what wrapped Hamilton cold risk.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: It was good what they gonna do except wrecked going
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: down let me tell you all right, now black people
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: go down there and you will high at this part.
• 35:08
  Speaker 12: Well, okay, well, what about the Morris day in the
• 35:10
  Speaker 12: time that part of purple rank, Oh, that's nice.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be nice too.
• 35:16
  Speaker 13: What about it?
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Let's go crazy that right, they're gonna be on. Fine,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: let's go crazy crazy for you. Come on, let's go crazy.
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: Like that.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Tonight. We're gonna party like it's nineteen ninety.
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's right, because they love songs like that. They
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: love that and celebration cool in the game. They like
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: anything we do to sound like a cry. We're gonna
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: party like it's nineteen ninety nine.
• 35:49
  Speaker 13: Let me hear when dove crap, when doves crawl, this
• 35:57
  Speaker 13: is what it sounds like.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: When dub scrub.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 36:06
  Speaker 12: Morning show, we're still laughing you. We were talking earlier
• 36:12
  Speaker 12: about the Prince musical Purple Music.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: Nobody going down now, nobody going to Broadway. Watched them
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: rick Prince's whole image and career wrong.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you love Prince and.
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: You gonna hate what they do to him on Broadway,
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: they're not gonna play them songs the way they are
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: to Purple Rain, Purple an who you know, gonna play
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: the good time and all that stuff they talking about
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: doing his childhood. Don't nobody want to hear nothing about
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: when Prince was a boy getting whippings.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: No, yes, the movie, but.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: Damn songs and don't put them on Broadway, because I'm
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: telling you right now, if you can't ask the.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Little little club.
• 36:57
  Speaker 16: Red corvette, I'm just having fun, you know, a little
• 37:04
  Speaker 16: cold ras, very beat.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I'm just wanting mind in spin. This is what it
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: sounds like. Winder scry.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Hello, this is low.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Windows cry out. I was your girl friends.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: Would you let me dress you?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: We got your clothes before we go out.
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: The door.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Don't door.
• 38:00
  Speaker 13: You the end of.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna do it.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: For you, Okay, nobody going down there to watch them
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: ruin press Oh Broadway.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Type of righting the Broadway.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: Everything you're gonna go down there and regret it. I'm
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: trying to tell you stay away from it.
• 38:32
  Speaker 12: Black people something you don't think they'll get purple rain
• 38:37
  Speaker 12: right though?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: How can you mess up purple right there? That's the title. Seriously,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I never met Jordan.
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: People gonna be white. They're gonna have a white choir
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: singing purple ray because they're gonna be pronounced every single syllable.
• 38:55
  Speaker 17: The only thing I'm going to do in this perp rain,
• 39:03
  Speaker 17: per full raid, per horain.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Taking no feeling in it, ain't no soul. I see,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to go just to prove we're all of.
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: You.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Gotta have that good coming.
• 39:20
  Speaker 12: Up in thirty four minutes after the hour, our forever
• 39:23
  Speaker 12: First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she's terrified about the
• 39:28
  Speaker 12: twenty twenty four election.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this You're listening Morning show.
• 39:35
  Speaker 12: In a podcast interview on Monday, former First Lady Michelle
• 39:39
  Speaker 12: Obama says she is quote terrified about the outcome of
• 39:43
  Speaker 12: the twenty twenty four election. Take a listen, what's gonna
• 39:47
  Speaker 12: happen in this next election?
• 39:48
  Speaker 18: I am terrified about what could possibly happen because our
• 39:52
  Speaker 18: leaders matter.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Who we select, who speaks for us, who.
• 39:57
  Speaker 18: Holds that bullied pulpit, acts us in ways that sometimes
• 40:01
  Speaker 18: I think people take for granted.
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: Well, she's correct, I mean, you know we're this this
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: year right here, because you know the scary part is
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: what I'm hearing from us, because see, we are the
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: determining factor in this election as we were the last time.
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: And it's dangerous when we are talking about we don't
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: like Biden and he's not in commona this and comma that. Man,
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: y'all got to slow down because listen to me. Your option,
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: Your option is what the Republican Party is gonna ram
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: down your throat. And if you let this happen again,
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: they gonna ram it down your throat. Man with gasoline
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: on the rag this time, y'all, and they're gonna set
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: it on firewhile it's in your mouth, because we will
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: allow it to happen. Because we're very, very opinionated, and
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: we've got to be careful with the delusion, mitt with
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: the delusions that we've created with Kamala and Biden. Listen
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: to me, we are still in a Senate Congress, Rean country,
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: and no matter how well intended they are.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: The opposition has every right to be exactly that and opposition.
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: And they made it very, very difficult for them to
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: get across the agenda that they set out for. And
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: y'all notice how it works. Y'all, notice how it works.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: So quit talking about they ain't.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: This, and they ain't that. I got Biden look old,
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: but Trump looked dangerous.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: He's old.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: And the sickness of this country, the hypo, the hypocrisy
• 41:40
  Speaker 7: of this country that you stand on all these values
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: in the Republican Party and all this stuff out the Bible,
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: and it ain't nothing biblical about the Republican Party. There
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: are some great Christians in the Republican Party, don't get
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: me wrong. But the people they got representing the public
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: Republican Party, what a Christianity that in that y'all want
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: to throw that up in somebody's face.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: So bad?
• 42:01
  Speaker 12: Donald Trump man, well, okay, And also in the interview
• 42:06
  Speaker 12: see missus Obamas suggested that there is a double standard
• 42:09
  Speaker 12: when it comes to Republican presidential candidate Trump's legal woes
• 42:13
  Speaker 12: and how things would go differently if he were a
• 42:16
  Speaker 12: black man.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, yes, you already know.
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: The only reason he getting away from this is getting
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: away with this because he a white boy.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Y'all know that.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: Quit playing with us, no black ass, dude, And to
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: get all these criminal charges and dn be allowed to
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: even talk about his ass running, he'd be locked if
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: you don't sit your criminal black ass down somewhere.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: But y'all don't let this white boy get away with it.
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: But you know why they gonna let him get away
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: with it, because they cool with it because Trump represents
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: everything they want to be anyway. Billionaire playboy jet with
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: his name on the side of it, golf courses, buildings
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: with his name on it, Playboy bunnies, prostitutes, pawn stars.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: You cool with that, that's why you vote for that.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: You cool with that. Quit talking about what he stand
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: for and represent because he show you what he's standing for.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: He don't pay no taxes. He the false five document.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: They gotta prove all this.
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: And he lied, and y'all want him to be president. Okay, okay,
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: it's gonna be ugly. Man and black people. We can
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: determine this election if we quit tricking. But we love
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: negativity or our culture. That's the thing about our culture.
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: We love negativity. We've got to be careful, y'all. Anybody
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: that tries to do you listen to me. Anybody who
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: tries destroyed our very own culture, you have to be
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: leary of them. And that's politicians, sports, figures, entertain us, whatever.
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: If someone is trying to destroy our culture, who are
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: they really working for? Think about that.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: If that were Obama, come on, really.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Y'all need to come y'all know, good heir will, this
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be allowed.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: And he tried the government. Yes, no, I don't know.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna move on.
• 44:22
  Speaker 12: Coming up next, it is the nephew with today's prank
• 44:24
  Speaker 12: phone call right after this you're listening morning show coming
• 44:30
  Speaker 12: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
• 44:32
  Speaker 12: Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is the motion
• 44:36
  Speaker 12: of the ocean.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Not quite what you might think.
• 44:42
  Speaker 12: Uh, and just a few because right now it is
• 44:45
  Speaker 12: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Net what you got for us.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Let's see how stupid we gonna be today. Let me
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: see what we're gonna do. We go, Yeah, We're gonna
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: make a call from the penitentiary. That's what we're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: I mean sometimes you got a call from places that
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: you know, people don't normally get calls from.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: That's right, Here's good. That's right, here's good. That's right here.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Lronda is my girl. Loronda is my girl. We call
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: him from the penitential area. All right, cat dog, If
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: you would Larnda eel my girl.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Hello.
• 45:22
  Speaker 19: This call will be recorded and monitored. I have a
• 45:25
  Speaker 19: collect call from Rody and inmates. If you would like
• 45:30
  Speaker 19: to accept this and future collect calls, please press for hello.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Hello. Yeah, yeah, Hello.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to just riding Ronny. I'm trying to reach Larnda. Yeah, Larndo,
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: do I have around number?
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: You you got the right number? Man? That's my wife?
• 45:50
  Speaker 17: Who is it?
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, hold up now righty right here. I'm
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: calling for Lorondo. Who you know? That was my girl
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: before I got locked up.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: I'm say pumpky race. Hold on, hold on, man. We've
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: been married for about two years.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Man, don't I.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Don't know what you're talking about. Man, you might have
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: the wrong number.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, hold up then wait a minute, Wait a minute,
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: wait wait wait wait wait, wait a minute.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: I know the Lornda. I ain't man, I know them?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: What say?
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Hold up?
• 46:23
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute? Larun is married?
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Man, Just in case you didn't hear me, Larnda's married.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: We got a sixteen month old child. Man, all right,
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: and we've been man for two years. I don't know
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: who you calling.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I'm calling for Lorondo. I'm fin to get up out this.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: In six weeks, I've been all I've been. I've been
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: writing letters and all kinds of stuff. Send them to
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: our mama house. We're trying to tell me, you trying.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: You've been sending what to her mama house.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: I've been seeing it. Letters. I've been seeing letter since
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: the day I got locked down.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: I mean when you've been sing How long has been
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: since you've been sending letters?
• 47:01
  Speaker 13: Man, I've been.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Locked down for five years? Five yell, and I've been
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: sending the letter. I don't miss one week. What I
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: sending something to La Rock?
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: What's ther mama name?
• 47:11
  Speaker 8: Then?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Ain't her mama name missed?
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Hold on, man, you've been sending letters to my girl's
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: mama for five years?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Five year.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: I'm finsed to get out in six weeks. I've been
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: locked down right in five years?
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: No, man, she ain't got no letters from you. Man,
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: you she ain't got no letters. We've been together for
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: two years. Man, I'm sorry to break your home.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Hold up, Hold up, hold up, let me ask you
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: this here, man, Hold up, because you'd have got me
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: all we just right here now.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this right here? How I know
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: her mama name? How I know all this here?
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: What what I'm trying to explain to you? I got
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: the right person. I just I'm just blown away by
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: you trying to tell me y'all married now?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, were married now? Happily married?
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: Hey man, hey, you need to take her back to
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: that seal man for real.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Hold up, come first about what your wife fists do.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Just come at me wrong now that what ain't fits
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: to have Now Now, I got a whole lot on
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: my mind and a whole lot of stress.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna tell you this right here, just to
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: let you know how this fist to go find go.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: I'm fishing to be up out here six week and
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: when I do get out, I am coming to see
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Larn know that.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: I'm fist to come out there.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: And brother, Man, look, hey, you up here calling me
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: with this ignorant stuff. Man, that's what probably got your
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: tail in jail. Anyway, Hey man, listen, you come up here,
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: you gonna wind up getting both put up in the penitentiary, man,
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: because I ain't playing about my wife.
• 48:36
  Speaker 16: Man.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Brother, you just need to go on chill out after
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: you get out of Brother said somewhere. Man, don't bring
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: I ain't.
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Look, man, all I'm trying to do is I don't
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: care what you're.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Trying to do, trying to keep your That's all I'm
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: trying to tell you to do so we don't both
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: end up in the penitentiary. Man or Yop might be
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: in You're gonna end up in a grave if you
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: keep testing me.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: Man, I'm telling you don't ring up here.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Brother, just stay there, relaxed, breathe and Jordan. You a man,
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: all right, that's all I'm saying.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: All right, man, that's it.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, what you ain't fish to do is try to
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: threaten me.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Fol So you up here talking about keep your man,
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: don't bring here. Ca'm looking for no runner, because I
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: will put.
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: You up in your I'm coming to see my girl.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: That's my girl.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: We've been laughing to you. I'm trying to tell you
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: you better take your somewhere. We're gonna shut this down.
• 49:28
  Speaker 8: Thank you talking, Thank you talking to you, talking to.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: This in jail.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: Don't dumping chuck your black.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Look man, I fished to come home in six weeks
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: and I'm coming to see Lorendo, whether y'o like it
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: or not.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to see o mama.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: Miss.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: What you ain't gonna do is get in the way
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: of me and my girl.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Somebody I've been loving and writing letters through all this
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: damn time I've been on lockdown.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Man, bring you up.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: I will say it slow to you, bring you up,
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: and I swear to God I will put you in
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: your grave. That's why I'm gonna put you, homie.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Bring you better stay up in the penitentiary.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I'm coming down there to see my girl. See you
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: how mama, and get my girl back. My girl leaving
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: with me.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: You know, the whole thing you're gonna be saying is
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: the asking, because I'm putting you in there.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Man, I'm telling you you bring your I swear to God. Man,
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: you knock on over the door if you want to.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, man, go to mama house.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: I'm putting your down. Homie. No, I'm not playing with you.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Man, all right, that's my girl. Man, that is my girl.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: I will up.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: You ain't finna do nothing to me. You ain't gonna
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: do nothing for atleast my girl over to me. That's
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: what you're finished to do.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna release your world in your if you come
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: to the door, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm telling you, man,
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: by who you can't around.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Man, I'll be waiting on you in six weeks.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you that I'll be waiting on you
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: in six weeks. Bring it to my door. You won't
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: be going nowhere else.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you that you're talking all this bad stuff
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: on the phone.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: You ain't gonna do a thing when I get there,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: But give me my girl back. That's it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: You ain't talk, you ain't listen.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: you before I go back to my self.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Is your listening, I'm listening.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: You just got prank by your boy deafn Hold up, doll, Lizzen.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: You just got prank by your boy deafn man.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Y'all almost got them up. I'm telling you, everybody here
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: to jail man.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Oh man, oh man.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you I was gonna go down. I'm going
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: down and saying, boy, who let me? I need to
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: breathe out this go get you a drink man to
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: give me some up me bro, I was about to
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: calm down six weeks on this.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on here, come on, somebody, come on.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I was really stupid. I was scared.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a little shaking myself. I understand, Jacksonville.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Here I come, baby to the comedy zone. I got Friday, Saturday,
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: and Sunday. Most of them gone. Got a few tickets left,
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: all right, well, most of them are sold out.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: That's a blessing right there. That's that is Dayton, Ohio.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Was laying in the cut at the Funny Bone twenty sixth,
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: twenty seventh, and twenty eighth of Janyuvy, all right, of Janyeving.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: My grandmama say about this. Make it through jan yea
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: and Febry eighty. I can march on through to April. Then,
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: may good God to me love that February NYC Winery.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: That's New York City, baby, n y See winery. If
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: you can make it in New York, they say you
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: can make it anywhere. I hope that's the case for me,
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: because in that you is coming to town. All right,
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: all right, Nest, all.
• 53:05
  Speaker 12: Right, thank you, thank you. Nephew coming up next. It
• 53:11
  Speaker 12: is a strawberry letter. The subject is the motion of
• 53:15
  Speaker 12: the ocean, all right, the motion of the ocean. I
• 53:19
  Speaker 12: think we all have heard that saying before this mayor
• 53:22
  Speaker 12: may not be what you think it is, though.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Done that threw up on the side of the boat.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I know what.
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  Speaker 12: the Motion of the Ocean.
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  Speaker 12: Let's thank you, nep you, subject the Motion of the Ocean.
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  Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, I caught my husband on the phone
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  Speaker 12: with a female reminiscing about the sex they had earlier
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  Speaker 12: that day.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to control my laughter so he wouldn't hear me.
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  Speaker 12: I was cracking up inside because the girl was talking
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  Speaker 12: about how he put it down and it was the
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  Speaker 12: best she had in a long time.
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  Speaker 1: She sounded young, so I wondered how many men she'd
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: been with. I was very relieved to hear that.
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  Speaker 12: They used protection. Yet I sat on the floor in
• 54:42
  Speaker 12: the hall to hear every word of it. Yes, I
• 54:45
  Speaker 12: sat in the hall on the floor to hear every
• 54:48
  Speaker 12: word of it. It was a FaceTime call, but I
• 54:50
  Speaker 12: couldn't see her face. I made it my mission to
• 54:53
  Speaker 12: find out who the lady was. I got her number
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  Speaker 12: from his phone and I facetimed her from his phone
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  Speaker 12: when he was asleep.
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  Speaker 1: She was shocked to see me.
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  Speaker 12: I showed her how he looks asleep, lying there, fat
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  Speaker 12: and naked. She opened up and told me everything and apologized.
• 55:10
  Speaker 12: I asked why she lied to him about his performance,
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  Speaker 12: because it's only going to make him cheat even more.
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  Speaker 12: She says, it's not the size for her, but it's
• 55:17
  Speaker 12: the motion of the ocean that has her turned on.
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  Speaker 12: I knew that she was lying about that too, and
• 55:23
  Speaker 12: then she really opened up and told me that my husband.
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  Speaker 2: Pays her for sex.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of marriage is this where he's not just
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  Speaker 1: cheating on me, he's paying for it.
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  Speaker 12: I can get past the cheating, but he has given
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  Speaker 12: this woman close to two thousand dollars from our family's
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  Speaker 12: pot of gold. I am finally ready to tell my
• 55:44
  Speaker 12: husband to get out, but the lady has stopped cooperating
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  Speaker 12: with me. I guess the motion of the ocean is
• 55:49
  Speaker 12: better to her than doing what's right. Should I file
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  Speaker 12: for divorce or tell him I know everything and see
• 55:56
  Speaker 12: what he has to say for himself? What is that
• 56:00
  Speaker 12: you want him to say? I mean, you have all
• 56:03
  Speaker 12: the evidence you need to make a rational decision. I
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  Speaker 12: agree with you that cheating is bad enough. But yes,
• 56:09
  Speaker 12: your husband is taking your family's money, your money, money
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  Speaker 12: that you've worked for, and paying another woman for sex.
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  Speaker 1: I mean he's violated so many marital rules.
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  Speaker 12: Then you ask the question, should you file for divorce
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  Speaker 12: or let him know that you know everything and see
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  Speaker 12: what he has to say for himself. This sounds a
• 56:29
  Speaker 12: little code like you really don't want to divorce him
• 56:32
  Speaker 12: or something, because if you want out, I mean, you're laughing,
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  Speaker 12: you know, when you hear him talking about having sex
• 56:38
  Speaker 12: with another woman, you don't have to have to ask
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  Speaker 12: Steve and I what to do. I mean, anyway, your
• 56:44
  Speaker 12: husband already knows you know, the young girl told him everything.
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  Speaker 1: So does it really matter what he says at this point?
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  Speaker 12: I mean, once you file divorce papers. If you file,
• 56:55
  Speaker 12: he'll have a lot to say then for sure, and
• 56:58
  Speaker 12: he'll start with buy.
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  Speaker 7: Seed Oh, I don't even know how the letter is
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  Speaker 7: titled the Motion of the Ocean. I don't know what
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  Speaker 7: they got to do with it, but I guess she
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: tried to make a point of it. I caught my
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  Speaker 7: husband on the phone with a female. Now that right there,
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  Speaker 7: that right there alone would be so damn detrimental. They
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: were reminiscing about the sex they had earlier that day.
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  Speaker 7: I had to control my laughter so he wouldn't hear me.
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  Speaker 7: I was cracking up inside because the girl was talking
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  Speaker 7: about how he had put it down and it was
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  Speaker 7: the best she's had in a long time. She sounded young,
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: so I wondered how many men she'd been with. I
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: was very relieved to hear that they used protection. Yes,
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: I sat on the floor in the hall to hear
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  Speaker 7: every word of it, and it was a FaceTime called,
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  Speaker 7: but I couldn't see her face.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what do you even understand this?
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  Speaker 7: This is how you reacted to the news that your
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: husband had just had sex earlier that day with a woman,
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  Speaker 7: and they was on the phone FaceTime, and this was
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  Speaker 7: your reaction. You sat in the flow laughing. Ain't but
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  Speaker 7: one thing obvious to me. You don't give a damn
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  Speaker 7: about this man right here. You stop caring about what
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: he thought, said or felt a long time ago. You
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: hear they having sex and you sitting in the flow laughing. Heah,
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: most women would have toe that damn doe down. It
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: would have been some hell to pay man anyway. I
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: guess you just don't care about the man.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: But I couldn't see her face, so I made it
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  Speaker 7: my mission to find out who this lady was. Now
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: we talking. See, Now, this is how normal people react
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  Speaker 7: to the spouse cheat.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: I got her number from his phone and I face
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: timed her from his phone when he was asleep. She
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: was shocked to see me. I showed her how he
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: looks asleep, laying the fat and naked.
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  Speaker 2: God, oh god.
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  Speaker 7: Then she opened up and told me everything and apologized what.
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  Speaker 7: I asked her why she lied to him about his performance,
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: because it's only gonna make him cheat even more. She said,
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: it ain't the size for her, but it's the motion
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: in the ocean that has her turned on. I knew
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: she was lying about that too, and she really opened
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: up and told me that my husband pays her for sex.
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  Speaker 2: What you done?
• 59:47
  Speaker 7: Had this whole conversation. Then guess what this lady said.
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: What kind of marriage is this for? He's not just
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: cheating on me, He's paying for it. You got to
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: get the side piece some money. This has how this worked?
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  Speaker 7: That's really what is you shocked about? You shocked that
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  Speaker 7: he paid her money two thousand from our family.
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  Speaker 2: Pot of gold.
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  Speaker 1: Than hang on, Steve, I know this letter right here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know how to help her.
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  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 12: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
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  Speaker 12: twenty three minutes after the hour of today's Strawberry Letter,
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  Speaker 12: subject the Motion of the Ocean.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: morning show.
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  Speaker 12: All right, Steve, here we go with this letter. Let's recap,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 12: all right, let's recap.
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  Speaker 2: This, all right?
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  Speaker 7: Get married to this man. She found out she was
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: cheating it. He was cheating on her because she overheard
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: a conversation he was having on the phone with a
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: girl he had just had sex with earlier that day,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: and they were going over how it was. The woman
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: was listening to this sitting on the floor and was
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: laughing at the whole thing because she.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Thought it was funny.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: Because the girl was lying to the man talking about
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: how good he was, and she know he ain't that good,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: and it was funny to her, and but now they
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: was facetiming so she couldn't see. So she made it
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: her mission to find out who this young girl was.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: So while the man was sleeping, she picked up his
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: phone called the girl. The girl was shocked to see
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: this woman on the other end of the phone, but
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: the woman showed her her husband laying there, fat and
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: naked and asleep, and then asked her why she cheated
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: with her husband he said, She said, it ain't the size,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: it's the motion of the ocean that has her turned on.
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  Speaker 7: So she said she knowing about lying too. So then
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  Speaker 7: the girl went on and apologized and everything. But then
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: they kept talking and the girl finally informed the wife
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: that he pays her for sex. Now here would have
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: let it get there, And she says, opened up and
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: told me that her husband pays for sex. What kind
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  Speaker 7: of marriage is this? Well, he's not just cheating on me,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: he's paying for it. That's the part. That's the part.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: You don't think the side he's supposed to get, no, nothing,
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  Speaker 7: just but it don't stop there. Her next line was
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  Speaker 7: I can get past the cheating.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 7: Right here, This is a good wife right here, laughing
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: when she found out about it, sitting in the floor,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: cracking up.
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  Speaker 2: And now she's say I can get past the cheating. Really,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: that's a new one.
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  Speaker 7: But he has given this woman close to two thousand
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: from our family pot of gold. Now I'm finally ready
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: to tell my husband to get out, but the lady
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: has stopped cooperating with me. What you say you're close
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: to ready to telling your husband to get out, but
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: the lady has stopped cooperating with me. How much more
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: damn cooperation you need?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 2: What you think she gonna make a good witness? I mean,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: the lady doesn't stop cooperating. What they got to do
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  Speaker 2: with anything?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't heard?
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  Speaker 7: You heard the conversation. You facetimed the woman you know
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: who she is. She done told you everything, and now
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: she didn't told you that your husband two thousand and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: you thinking about leaving. But the girl doesn't stop cooperating
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: with me, And Shirley said it best. The young girl
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: then told your husband that he got a call from you.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: You can believe that he don't Pie is a needle.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: He can't believe me, so guess what he doing. He
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: ain't saying nothing. He just said the house scared to death.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 7: He's scared to death. The fact that she said, I
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: guess the motion of the ocean is better to her
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: than doing what's right. Should I file for divorce or
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: tell him I know everything? He already know you know everything?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: See here the crazy part in this letter. She know
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: the dude was cheating. She done talked to the girl
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: that he was cheating with. She then facetimed the girl.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: The girl on the face time he saw. She saw
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: who the girl was and showed her her fat naked
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: husband sleep in the bed while they discussed him. Wow, everybody,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: and then the young girl hung up. And the next
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: day you better believe she called him and said, guess
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: who called me?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Cynthia. Now he going sith.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: You're wife, as she facetimed, and she showed me you
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: laying in the bed, sleep naked, And I told her everything?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 8: You what? You?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: You told her what?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: Because right now he trying to figure out how he
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: gonna just weave the part that he don't even know her.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: But now they done face timed and talked. So now
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: that I don't even know her what you told her?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: What I told her everything? What you mean you told
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: her everything?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: I told her? That you pay for it? Do you
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: know this man ain't getting no sleep?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: So now she's saying, should I file for divorce or
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: tell him I know everything and see what he has
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: to say for himself. Lady, that's gonna be the most
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 7: uninteresting conversation you've ever had because you already know all
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: the facts. Shirley's right, You're not going nowhere because you
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: done created any excuse as to why you can't go
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: nowhere because you say the girl and stop cooperating with you.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: I don't know what they got to do with anything,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: what that got to do with the price or rights.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: But if that's your excuse for staying with him, then
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: just stay with your husan. You know already said you
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: can get past the cheating. If you can get past
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: to cheating, you can get past the two thousand dollars.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: All he gotta do is put it back. You the
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: most gold person I haven't ever met. I don't even
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: know why we talking to you. I ain't going nowhere.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: You like fat boy. Everybody else like fat boy, So
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: I don't know what to tell you, Lady dumb. I'm
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 7: so dump going confused about this right here, y'all don't
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: have a real marriage. You think him sleeping with this
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: other girl's funny? Yeah, this letter is confuse it it.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Is he did you care? You don't care.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think she cares.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 13: All right?
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  Speaker 12: Talk with Junior Junior. I know you have a lot
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 12: to talk about today. Uh huh, we'll get into it
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 12: right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 8: Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
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  Speaker 6: What you got Junior?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Surelie?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 10: Well, Draymond Green has been reinstated to the n n
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 10: b A. He's back. He yeah, caming back.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Uh, we don't know.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 10: Uh, you know, he said this, this is so great.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 10: He said that Adam Silver has talked him to retirement.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 10: He was gonna retire because he said it was too much.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 10: But he said, now, Adam Silver said, I think you're
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 10: make an irrational decision. I can't let you do that
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 10: because he's in the first year of a four year,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 10: one hundred million dollar deal. So, uh, I don't believe
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 10: he was gonna retire myself. Who was gonna tire Raymond?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: He said he wanted to. He want to retire.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 11: It was too much, he says, too much. He could
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 11: he couldn't handle it.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 7: And he's not gonna he's not gonna jump on basketball. Yeah, well,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: is it playing basketball there's too much? Or playing basketball
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: without fighting?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Which one?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Which one is too much?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna. I ain't gonna be able to do this,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: and y'all ain't gonna let me fight.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: But Adam Silver talked.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 10: So he's coming back, man, four year, one hundred million
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 10: dollars deal, first year, So he's good.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: John Morant is out for the season.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 17: Man, What Yeah?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 10: Man, he tore a ligament in his shoulder, so he's out.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 10: He gotta have season ending surgery.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 10: You know, he came back after twenty five game suspension
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 10: and only played nine games, man, so we'll see him next.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 10: Came back after how many games twenty five member the
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 10: twenty five game suspension for the gun Wow, that's yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 11: Then played nine games and hen he's out for the
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 11: season now.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: So I love watching him play. He can ball. Oh man,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: John Mourn, he's exciting.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: We'll see him next season, Tager Woods.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah because he yeah, yeah, Oh he's excited. Well, we'll
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 10: see him next season though. After that show to get fixed,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 10: we'll know. Tiger Woods and Nike have ended their ways.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 10: They parted ways after twenty seven years. Tiger signed with
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 10: nikel when he was only twenty years old. Man, they
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 10: thanked him. They was grateful.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 11: You know, he made hundreds of million dollars worth of
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 11: endorsements with Nike.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 19: So he's gone.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 11: So I if they looking for somebody, I'm available.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: What Nike thing would you and what would you represent?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: I'll put on whatever like you got for me for
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: the check a head man, Oh boy, I'm hired.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: It just hit me.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sorry, I was. I was really looking for
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: something you could.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 9: Well nowhere, go ahead, alright, Junior's down, Thank you, JUNR.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 12: Should a woman be mad, Steve if her married boyfriend
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 12: tricks her into losing.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Won't talk about that? She need your advice? Right after this.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show, all right, Steve.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 12: This is from Tammy and Arlington. She says, I was
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 12: on a spiritual journey with a man that I met online.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 12: We did a fast and I stopped eating meat and
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 12: I worked out four days a week. I did that
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 12: for six months straight and I lost twenty two pounds
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 12: during that time.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: We didn't have sex, but we did fool round.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 12: Recently, I allowed him to move in with me, and
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 12: that's when I found out he's married.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: He said he was ready to leave his wife because
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  Speaker 1: I'm not chubby anymore.
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  Speaker 12: On one hand, I'm mad that he tricked me into
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  Speaker 12: losing weight, But on the other hand, I look and
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 12: feel amazing now. He says he loves me, and he
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 12: showed me his divorce papers. Am I crazy for loving him?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 12: Should I let him go and get.
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  Speaker 1: A new man? With my new body?
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  Speaker 3: I want you?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, he tricked you into losing weight, but
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  Speaker 7: you look and feel amazing. Okay, I know a lot
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  Speaker 7: of people want to want that trick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then.
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  Speaker 7: If you find out he's married, and now he said
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  Speaker 7: he want to be with you because you're not chubby
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  Speaker 7: no more.
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  Speaker 13: Damn.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: He said that didn't have sex, but y'all fooling around.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: I'm so damn confused.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Right now, you like him? Does he like you? Gave
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  Speaker 2: it back?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: He said he loves her. He said he loves her.
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  Speaker 7: See, well, you better stay on that full day no
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  Speaker 7: meat eating program and lock that in because I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, look, it.
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  Speaker 7: Could work, It could work, you know. But it started
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  Speaker 7: off with a little bit of deceit. But he showed
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: his divorce. But I don't know, man, I next question,
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  Speaker 7: I don't care. I just can't help everybody nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Lord, I can't solve all the problem. It's too early
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  Speaker 2: for this.
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  Speaker 1: We have another one for you.
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  Speaker 2: I was just fried chicken.
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  Speaker 1: That is wrong, Chris.
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  Speaker 12: This is from ROLANDA and Pensacola Steve. She says, I
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 12: was at a get together and my friend's husband walked
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 12: in on me in the bathroom as I was squatting.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 12: He said he only wanted to wash his hands, and
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 12: he did so as I stood there in shock. My
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 12: friend does not see why I have a problem with
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 12: what her husband did, and said we've been friends so
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 12: long that it shouldn't even matter. I want him to apologize.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 12: Should I tell my big brother what happened or let
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  Speaker 12: it go?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Your brother gonna be his ass. But you know that's rude,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: and that dude did it on purpose.
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  Speaker 7: And he walked in and he wanted to see what
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  Speaker 7: he wanted to see, and he wanted to see what
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  Speaker 7: reaction you had to it. And if you wasn't gonna
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: be appalled, then the next conversation y'all was gonna have
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 7: was how fine you look sitting on that tarleet. I'm
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: telling you this right here, I just want to wash
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  Speaker 7: my hands. Man, You couldn't have waited to wash your hands.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 7: Boy stopped, boy stop? And then and then when you
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: went to your girlfriend, she's stupid girl. Y'all been friend
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  Speaker 7: so long. All he want to do is watch his head.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lie. He wanted to see you with your
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: pants down.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: That's crazy what I heard anything like this.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't no more false's or bathroom in the house. They
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  Speaker 3: just got one false. You could wash your hands in
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: the sink, Yeah, in the kitchen sink. First of all,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: what happened to, oh wow, my bad, excuse me?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: No, no, he walked right on in like he okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: but if you hadn't told his wife, the next conversation was, hey,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 7: I really apologize walking in on you, but wow, he
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: looked amazing.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Was That's why he hit that they've been friends for
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: so long that it shouldn't matter. That's what the wife said.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: What the wife's stupid. The wife is stupid.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 7: Because first of all, all right, training in the washing
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 7: your hands, she's sitting on a toilet.
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  Speaker 1: This is craziness.
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  Speaker 1: ask you get these tickets?
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  Speaker 13: Yea?
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  Speaker 1: Oh come on, he just taking his time.
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  Speaker 2: Friend of mine just gave me to yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Tommy or Junior?
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  Speaker 2: You know, Dale? What is this here?
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  Speaker 1: What is wow?
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  Speaker 2: I love Junior now, but I love you, but know
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  Speaker 2: you ought to now.
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  Speaker 1: Hell oh, because you're his nephew. That's what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: You should be going.
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  Speaker 2: I both want to go?
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  Speaker 1: Is quiet?
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  Speaker 11: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We don't wait though, you see what we're doing.
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  Speaker 2: See, I bet you better not say what I think
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  Speaker 2: you finished.
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  Speaker 1: See say you kids.
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  Speaker 2: Be damn. I just stole to Willie Turby.
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  Speaker 12: From yourself. Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 12: we'll play around it.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Right after this? You're listening hard Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show and it's time now for a round? Would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 8: Here?
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  Speaker 12: It is go to Vegas for the super Bowl or
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  Speaker 12: Jamaica for the Hedonism Festival?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is kind of tight here now in here,
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  Speaker 2: will it's kind of tight man. I have to go
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  Speaker 2: to the super Bowl.
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  Speaker 7: You already know, good hair, Well, I can't go, No,
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  Speaker 1: He really did fell off making naked trip.
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  Speaker 2: Lost this bye steed down there in the hotel with
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  Speaker 2: all the women and cat we.
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  Speaker 1: I thinkbody body Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl, super Bowl, super bowls answers.
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather dive into a freezing cold pool or
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  Speaker 12: would you rather sit in a scorching hot chakuzie hey,
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  Speaker 12: freezing cold.
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  Speaker 2: Pool and have a crisis? You know, stupid? I better
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: not seeing in the cold plant.
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  Speaker 7: You don't get your dumb ass in that hot ass
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  Speaker 7: sun and sit your little stupid out down and put
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  Speaker 7: your head band on and sit you sweat out your eyes.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: Talk about he gonna jump.
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  Speaker 8: In the all right?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather just calls no texting for a month,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 12: or would you rather texting only with no calls?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man, include my wife text.
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  Speaker 1: Texting and no calls.
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  Speaker 2: I got I got to take d cock, got to
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  Speaker 2: talk to my wife. I'm sorry, Well, we gotta go
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  Speaker 2: with the group. Hey, we gotta take d car. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: we got to We'll put that texting on home. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: nothing else stupid? All right?
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  Speaker 12: Would you would you rather be known as a really
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  Speaker 12: nice guy, really nice guy, just a nice guy?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be known as a great lover? Never?
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  Speaker 1: I'm already I think we all know they I mean,
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  Speaker 1: well yeah, and.
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  Speaker 2: I'm both so.
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  Speaker 1: He said you ain't for your You ain't no nice
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  Speaker 1: ass guy.
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  Speaker 2: What if you talk like? Okay, well, I just be.
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  Speaker 7: Anybody know her ain't never my damn goal. I ain't
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  Speaker 7: never said I'd be the nicest guy in the damn room.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't never want I shouldn't want to be the
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  Speaker 7: nicest guy in it. What you feel about me, I'm
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  Speaker 7: too difficult to be nice. I wake up not to
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  Speaker 7: be nice. Matter of fact, if I can avoid it,
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  Speaker 7: I will.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather thank you?
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  Speaker 4: Guys?
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  Speaker 12: Coming up next, I will have some closing remarks at
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  Speaker 12: forty nine minutes after right after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, guys, here we are our last
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: break of the day on this Wednesday. It's been a
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: good day.
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  Speaker 2: Remarks.
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  Speaker 7: It's going to be straightening out a couple of things,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 7: and okay, reference to anything about me, I just don't.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not getting into that world. I'm just talking about
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna share something about the super Bowl and I
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  Speaker 7: want to say something.
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  Speaker 2: We're gone.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, like I told them earlier, a friend of mine
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  Speaker 2: gave me two tickets and.
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  Speaker 1: Sweet wow, very nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's You're just blessed when you have people like that.
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  Speaker 3: But I.
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  Speaker 7: Get you know, man, can I say something about comedy?
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  Speaker 7: I just suggest about comedy. Yeah, because we have three
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  Speaker 7: of us on the show, and we have three of
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 7: us on the show, and I want to say something
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 7: just so the public understands something about comedy that's not
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 7: being shared with you.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, let me give you a little terminology.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Carlin and I was.
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  Speaker 7: Discussing yesterday what's called a stock joke, and Sureley and
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  Speaker 7: Carla said, I've known you and Tommy and Kiirr all
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  Speaker 7: these years, and I've never heard the term stock joke.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 7: A stock joke, you all, in comedy is a joke
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  Speaker 7: joke that's written. They come from people from years ago
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  Speaker 7: and people repeat them their stock joke like Knock Knock
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 7: Who's Dad? Or Bernie did a stock joke at the
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  Speaker 7: end of his show about the bus driver and the
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 7: little boy who had the stuttering problem and kept getting
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 7: the door slammed in his face, and at the end
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: the guy said why you keep doing it? And then
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 7: the driver said, he he he teasing me. Well, that's
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  Speaker 7: a stock joke. Nothing, there's nothing wrong with that. That's
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  Speaker 7: perfectly allowable. The joke that said did about abominitious everybody
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 7: talking about he stole that from a show. That's a
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: stock joke. That's a stock joke from Designing Women. That
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: came from a joke designing Women. All sitcom has writers
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: in the room. These writers write this stuff into shows.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 7: Say it just did a stock joke, but he made
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 7: it his own by talking about he was with his
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 7: cousin named CJ. And he just put a spin on it.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 7: It's just a stock joke. So let me help you
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  Speaker 7: all understand something. All this talk out here today about stealing,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: listen to me, when a joke makes it on sin,
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  Speaker 7: a dude is not writing that joke the day before
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  Speaker 7: he goes on film. This could be a joke he's
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 7: done for years and when you see it on film,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 7: he just not doing this one on film. I have
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  Speaker 7: personally more jokes not on film than our on film.
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  Speaker 7: So you gotta watch how people.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: They tell you things, but they don't put no timetable
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  Speaker 2: on it.
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  Speaker 7: You don't know where that care and please don't get
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 7: jokes still and confused with premises. If a comedian has
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 7: the same premise as another comedian, if it's verbatim, something
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 7: has happened. If it's not verbatim, it's a primise. Y'all
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 7: got to understand that, man, and that can happen all
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: the time in this business. So now I've said that
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 7: just to give you all a little bit of clarity.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 7: But here's what I really wanted to share with y'all, listener,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 7: very important information. We're talking about Super Bowl tickets and
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  Speaker 7: a friend of mine sent this to me today and
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 7: I just wanted to share it with you all. A
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 7: friend of mine listened to me carefully, everybody. A friend
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  Speaker 7: of mine has two tickets to the twenty twenty fourth
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  Speaker 7: Super Bowl on February eleventh. Both are VIP seats. He
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  Speaker 7: paid two thy five hundred dollars each, but he didn't
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 7: realize last year when he bought them it was going
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 7: to be on the same day as his wedding.
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  Speaker 5: WHOA.
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  Speaker 7: Now, if you are interested, he is looking for someone
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  Speaker 7: to take his place. It's at Holy Cross Church on
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  Speaker 7: Lake Avenue at three pm.
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  Speaker 2: The bride's name is Judy.
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  Speaker 7: She's five to four, about one hundred and fifteen pounds,
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  Speaker 7: black hair, very energetic, has two jobs and is a
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  Speaker 7: very good cook too.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be there. She'll be the one with the white
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: dress on it. That's funny talk, anybody, man? Right there? Now,
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  Speaker 2: That right there, y'all, is an example of a stock joke.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, all right.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 7: If a comedian tells that joke and repeats it, he's
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 7: repeating a stock joke.
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  Speaker 2: Who he ain't stole you nothing?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 7: And I just want to say that, man, because a
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: lot of my friends are being accused of stealing and
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 7: just on their behalf. Man, I want you all to
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 7: understand that that that's the business we end. And you
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: gotta be really, really careful man. Like I said in
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  Speaker 7: twenty twenty four moving, surround yourself with positive people, y'all.
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  Speaker 7: You please please surround yourself with the right people. If
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  Speaker 7: there is a person who is bringing you a slew
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 7: of negativity, wraps it up in a big old negative
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: ball and presents it to you, what is the purpose
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 7: of this person and why are you allowing this person
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 7: to premeate your life? Man, Keep your focus on God,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 7: put your focus on your dreams and visions.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Quit worrying about what everybody else is doing.
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  Speaker 7: If you take that energy and put it on what
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 7: you need to do, you'll have a much better twenty
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  Speaker 7: twenty four. So everybody, let's get a whole lot more
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 7: in twenty twenty four. Stay focused, Keep God in your life.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 7: Don't forget to pray. You know, and I know they
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: say pray for your enemies, but you know, it's really
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 7: not that type of Christians.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: Yet it y'all say, y'all talk God, He love He,
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  Speaker 2: don't listen.
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