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Drive Thru Workers, Embarassing Texts, Sidepiece Stimulus, Relationship Labels and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: gonna share with you today a principle of success. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's important that we get our lives together. I
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  Speaker 1: who I'm talking to on the radio. I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people, man, who out there just not sure.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm talking to a lot of people out there
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  Speaker 1: man that's trying to pull it together. In other words,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm talking to a lot of people like myself.
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  Speaker 1: There is a principle of success that is out there
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  Speaker 1: that if more people understood one of the bait, this
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  Speaker 1: is just one of one of the basic principles of success,
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  Speaker 1: you would have more success in your life. And that
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  Speaker 1: principle is this, the more people you help become successful,
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  Speaker 1: the more successful you become. Well, the more people you
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  Speaker 1: help become successful, the more successful you become. Because you
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  Speaker 1: are a practicing helping your and as you do onto
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  Speaker 1: others than it's done unto you. You know, you you
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  Speaker 1: build relationships. When you do that, people forget in success,
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  Speaker 1: that has to be relationships. There is no one person
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  Speaker 1: in this world who is just successful all on their own.
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  Speaker 1: You are successful and successful people form relationships, and you've
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  Speaker 1: got to really coddle these relationships. You've got to nurture
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  Speaker 1: these relationships. They don't just happen. You don't just get
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  Speaker 1: cool with people just cause you cool. No, you've got
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  Speaker 1: to do some cool things to these people and for
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  Speaker 1: these people, for these people to be cool with you
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  Speaker 1: when you need some cool. I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 1: explaining that right, but that's the best way I can
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  Speaker 1: tell it to you. I'm just regular, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: I just speak like that. This is an important principle
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  Speaker 1: to put into your life. The more people you help
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  Speaker 1: become successful, the more successful you become. You cannot look.
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  Speaker 1: You have to say to people, hey, look, I've done that.
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  Speaker 1: This is what you got to do. You got to
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  Speaker 1: take some time out to share. You have to share information, experiences, thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: You got to take a minute man to uplift somebody,
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  Speaker 1: give them some encouragement. Hey man, you can do it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't give up. You have no idea. You you you
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  Speaker 1: right now. You have no idea how significant you are
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  Speaker 1: to someone else, how your words of encouragement could be
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  Speaker 1: the difference maker. Today I'm talking about it's a person
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  Speaker 1: looking at you that you don't even really know you,
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  Speaker 1: you don't really know them, and you see them struggling
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  Speaker 1: with something, just say, hey, you know what, I've been
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  Speaker 1: watching you from afar. You're gonna be all right, man,
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  Speaker 1: I see something. Men. You keep doing the right thing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be all right. I had a meeting with
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  Speaker 1: a young man for the first time. And this young
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  Speaker 1: man came into my office. I never met him. He
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  Speaker 1: has an internet service, which anybody can teach me something
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  Speaker 1: about the Internet because I know little too close to nothing.
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  Speaker 1: He was twenty seven years old, and he was amazingly
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  Speaker 1: bright at this and I guess you know that it's
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  Speaker 1: not that hard to impress me. But the fluid speech
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  Speaker 1: pattern that he had about this very very difficult subject.
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  Speaker 1: He was tossing around the terms I had heard, but
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  Speaker 1: he was actually putting him in sentences where it made
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  Speaker 1: sense to me. It's very fluid, very very sure of
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  Speaker 1: himself when he was talking about this little things, young dude,
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  Speaker 1: twenty seven years old. And when he got through, the
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  Speaker 1: woman that had introduced me to him, I was leaving
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  Speaker 1: my office and she was going to escort him out,
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  Speaker 1: and I turned around and I said, young man, I said,
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  Speaker 1: what what size pants are you? And I guessed it
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  Speaker 1: because I'm I've been dressing for long. I've been all
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  Speaker 1: the sizes. And I said, you bout a thirty ways?
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  Speaker 1: He said, yes, sir. I said what side shoot you
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  Speaker 1: ways at nine and a half? I said, what side
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  Speaker 1: shirt is? At a medium? He said, I really like
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  Speaker 1: extra lodge. I said, well that's too big for you.
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  Speaker 1: You just want to look lousy and bagging. And so
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to him and I said, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna help you out. I said, man, because let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. You're a sharp young dude. Man. You
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  Speaker 1: are raised a shop. I say, you've really really impressed
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  Speaker 1: me today. I said, and you know what, young brother,
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  Speaker 1: I said, You're gonna make a lot of money one day. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I said, but I want you to get your image up.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to I want you to look at
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  Speaker 1: how you dress because you're coming into professional people's office
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  Speaker 1: and you're talking about doing something for them and it
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  Speaker 1: and it takes money to make it happen. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: give you money to make this happen. What you cannot
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  Speaker 1: afford to do is look like you need every dime
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  Speaker 1: of this money. See you, you get when you're going
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  Speaker 1: there and you're talking about money with another person, the
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  Speaker 1: person that's gonna give you this money. Can you can't
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  Speaker 1: look like you need every dime of this money, you know,
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta start presenting yourself. And that's all I
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  Speaker 1: just said to him. And I just said, man, but
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  Speaker 1: you know what you shock, You're gonna make yourself some money.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you out a little bit. I walked out.
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  Speaker 1: I went on about my business. Later on that afternoon,
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  Speaker 1: I had a meeting with the woman that bought him
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  Speaker 1: in and she said, mister Harvey, you have no idea
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  Speaker 1: what you just did. He said, his eyes just teared
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  Speaker 1: up when you walked out. He said, wow, man, that
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  Speaker 1: man don't even know me, and he just encouraged me.
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  Speaker 1: He's a man always thought I might could make it,
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  Speaker 1: but he said, I ain't. Never had nobody like him
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  Speaker 1: tell me I could make it. And just hearing it
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  Speaker 1: from him, man, that's all right. I'm gonna I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get my clothes together. But you know, I've been homeless.
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  Speaker 1: And then he started telling the woman that he had
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  Speaker 1: been homeless, and so you know, then she telling me
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  Speaker 1: that now I'm fitting cryckers you know, I've been in
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  Speaker 1: that hole before, and I just and I'm just sharing
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  Speaker 1: that story. What y'all just to say. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: who you talking too, but what does it hurt if
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  Speaker 1: you just extend your hand to a person and give
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  Speaker 1: them a moment of encouragement. See this young brother right here,
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  Speaker 1: he could come back one day and be a major
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  Speaker 1: benefit to me because he has a skill set that
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  Speaker 1: I don't have. Oh. I might be old, mister Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: but hey, guess what, I don't know nothing about what
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  Speaker 1: this young cat know and either went off and educated himself,
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  Speaker 1: and just a word of encouragement from somebody like yourself
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  Speaker 1: can make all the difference in another person's life. So
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  Speaker 1: remember on your way to the top. The more people
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  Speaker 1: that you help become successful, the more successful you become.
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  Speaker 1: Steve and says, my boyfriend and I are in our
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  Speaker 1: mid twenties and sometimes he is not able to perform
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  Speaker 1: unless he watches poor and first last night we were
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  Speaker 1: being intimate and he was really into it. Then he
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  Speaker 1: called me his ex girlfriend's name. I didn't say anything
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  Speaker 1: because I didn't want him to stop. It was his
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  Speaker 1: best for performance so far. Apparently thinking about his ex
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend kept him in the mood. Do you think he
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  Speaker 1: gets excited unless he's watching pawn in your twenties. That's dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: That's dangerous because I don't even I very rarely hear
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  Speaker 1: that from a guy that young. Very rarely do I
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  Speaker 1: right there, him calling and he only gets excited. Now
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  Speaker 1: you're having your best performance, and all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: he calls his ex girlfriend his name. Now the question
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  Speaker 1: you need to find out is his ex girlfriend a
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  Speaker 1: pawn star has possibility written all over it. Maybe she
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  Speaker 1: and one of them movies that getting real excited. Other
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  Speaker 1: than that, I don't know how long you all have
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  Speaker 1: been dating, and I don't know how long you can
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  Speaker 1: continue to accept being called the other girl's name that ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how long that's allowable. But I think
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  Speaker 1: you should have bought it to his attention so that
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  Speaker 1: he is aware of it and he can start working
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  Speaker 1: on it if it's serious. But I don't think y'all's
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  Speaker 1: relationship is gonna go nowhere, because if you got to
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  Speaker 1: have Pointo to turn you on at in your twenties,
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  Speaker 1: the rest of your sex years is shot man, damn dog,
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  Speaker 1: because in my twenties I needed nothing. I just knock
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  Speaker 1: it cool. Al yeah, if if just ready just walking around,
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  Speaker 1: ready the wind blow either one of these that right
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  Speaker 1: there hot. This right here, hot don't matter. I could
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  Speaker 1: I could in my twenty Okay from Tony in New Jersey.
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  Speaker 1: I have a problem with my lady. Friend. I'm a bodybuilder,
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  Speaker 1: and I get a lot of women trying to holler
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  Speaker 1: at me, at my d and my DMS, and they
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  Speaker 1: send lots of nude pictures. I'll show my lady the
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  Speaker 1: pigs and we laugh at them together. I found out
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  Speaker 1: the other day that my lady also gets nude pictures
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  Speaker 1: of men and her DMS. She clicked on a message
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  Speaker 1: by mistake and I saw the picture of a naked man.
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  Speaker 1: She has never mentioned this to me. She said. She
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  Speaker 1: hates the pics and she immediately deletes them. But why
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  Speaker 1: does she keep it from me? Should I be concerned? Well?
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  Speaker 1: You know what, dog, See Hold up now, when you
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  Speaker 1: showing naked pictures, y'all laughing? You know? So? Now all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, this ain't funny to you no more, See, dog,
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  Speaker 1: you got to be careful what you introduce. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what your ass is showing your girl naked pictures
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  Speaker 1: of other women fault. I really don't know, man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: confused about that. Normally that you're you're inviting a hailstorm
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  Speaker 1: into your house when you do that. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what that was. But then she gets me and
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  Speaker 1: sending her neked pictures too, But she ain't mentioned it
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  Speaker 1: to you because guess why, because she know, look at
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  Speaker 1: you didn't wrote a letter. See you see a picture
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  Speaker 1: you're asked to wrote her letter? Y'all watching age? You
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  Speaker 1: just keep kid, yeah, see Pardner. So she already know
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  Speaker 1: it's a problem. And the bodybuilder come on, man, come on,
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  Speaker 1: all right, yeah, it's it's it's it's it's not a
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  Speaker 1: problem that she might be messing around. But maybe she
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  Speaker 1: just didn't feel like dealing with this because you don't
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  Speaker 1: wrote a letter into a national radio show. You show
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  Speaker 1: her pictures, y'all just laugh. Anonymous in Tennessee writes, I've
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  Speaker 1: been married for five years and my mother lives with us.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a diabetic and I've been sick a lot lately,
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  Speaker 1: so my mother has assumed the role as my full
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  Speaker 1: time nurse and caregiver. This drives my wife crazy. My
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  Speaker 1: mother told my wife that she's been taking care of
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  Speaker 1: me all my life and it's not up for debate.
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  Speaker 1: My wife isn't having it, and their constant arguing stresses
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  Speaker 1: me out. My wife works long hours, and my mom
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  Speaker 1: is here when my wife can't be so in a way,
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  Speaker 1: my mom is right. I'm stuck in the middle. Please help. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: Your mom isn't right. No, she's not right right. Your
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  Speaker 1: wife is the queen of the castle that can There's
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  Speaker 1: only one queen in the castle. It might be some damsels,
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  Speaker 1: it might be some some some other people at work,
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  Speaker 1: but it's one queen, and your wife is being rooted
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  Speaker 1: out by your mother, who's obviously taking some liberties with
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  Speaker 1: you that your wife would like to be able to do.
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  Speaker 1: Now the fact that you're sick, Brod can't do nothing
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  Speaker 1: about that. Feel for you. Uh, you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you're supposed to say that somebody would diabetes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't seeing conduce. Okay, well you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you say to people got diabetes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say, no condolences. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to say to him about the sickness. But
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  Speaker 1: your mother is not. She may have been taken care
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  Speaker 1: of you your whole life, but this your wife. Dog
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  Speaker 1: See you said viles to your wife. Now if your
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  Speaker 1: mother's there because you can't provide for yourself. I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but she lives with
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  Speaker 1: y'all and it's creating a problem. She didn't marry you
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  Speaker 1: to live with your mama. Now. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: sick you are, dog, but if your mother just over
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  Speaker 1: there because she won't just keep eye on you and
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: check on you, then you got to change your living arrangements. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you incapacitated in some way, then your wife gonna
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  Speaker 1: had to work with your mama a little bit better.
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  Speaker 1: But your mama gonna had to back up and let
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  Speaker 1: your wife be the queen of the castle. Your wife
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  Speaker 1: is mama's wife and dog, now, you don't speak with
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  Speaker 1: your mama, So you're gonna mess around here that in
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  Speaker 1: a minute. Yeah, yeah, we're going there and sleep with
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  Speaker 1: your mammy. You're gonna here that all right? Coming up
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  Speaker 1: came from Will Packer And he lets me know how
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  Speaker 1: he didn't. You know, he got all these shows from
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: to Happen on own. And I'm like, hey, man, congratulations
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: to your brother. Keep doing what you're doing. And then
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: he gives me a call and he says, Tommy, I said, yeah,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Man? Hey man, it's time to go
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: to work? Baby, I say, what's you? What's you? What
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: you're talking about? Will? Come on, man, I need you
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: to come host this show. I was like, come on, man,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: don't prank me. Do not prank me like that. Don't
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: like you, don't do this to me. Will? He said,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Now I'll tell me. We've fend to go to work. Man.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I fell on my knees and cry, y'all, Oh my god,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that's how you go rowe right, Yeah, all right, Now
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ignorant for you right after going rope Gingervitus.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Gertrus, you have it, ginger Vitus, that's
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: the prank. Let's go cat down. We're running it back. Hello,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach start Kelvin. Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: is Calvin. Who am I speaking? How you doing to Calvin? Uh?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Let me make sure I got the right Kelvin, Kelvin
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: you you um at the job? You work on the
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: fourth floor, right, Yeah, I work on the fourth floor.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Are you in the cubicle next to Randy? Yeah, matter
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: of fact, I am. But but who am I? Who
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: am I speaking with? Well, I'm not at liberty to
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: give my name right now, but I'm bringing some news
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: from the job that I think you might want to Uh.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: You know, this is some news I think that you
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: would probably want to know. And I'm just let's just say,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm an employee from another floor and I got
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I got wind of what was going on on the
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: fourth floor, and I wanted to, you know, I wanted
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: to I wanted to bring it to your attention because
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I think on your floor, nobody's bringing this to your attention,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you know. Okay, So let me get this straight. You
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: can't tell me your name, but you work on the
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: floor below me. Do you know me? I've seen you before,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I've seen you before. Okay, no, no no, no, no no,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: do you know me? I mean I don't know you know?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: So no, let me let me say so, how did you?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: How did you get to so called being the spokesperson
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: for people who work with me? Hey? Man, like I say,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to get you the news because the
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: whole fourth floor is gossiping about you and nobody's telling
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: you what's going on. Okay, so obviously the gossip read
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: about me has gotten to you on the third floor,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: and now you are coming to be my deliverer, so
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: to speak. I'm just a guy. I'm just a guy
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: bringing you some news. Man, I'm just here. Let me
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this, bro. Are you Are you
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: flossing at night? And what business is that of yours?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: But I'm just I'm just asking are you flossing at night?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Are you floss on a regular basis? Yeah? I floss
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: on a regular basis. What's that got to do with
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: the price of t and challenge? Okay, when's the last
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: time you've been to the dentist? Man? Who the hell
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: are you? Let me tell you to be honest, what
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: you mean. My problem is not really what you I'm
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: really upset with the people on the floor that's not
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: telling you. But you know, why can't you talking to them?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: But the problem is, man, is that it is that
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: they're talking about you and they're not telling you what
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: your issue is. So let's get to the issue at hand.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: So you are flowsting. You are flowsting, that's what you're saying.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Damn straight out floss. Okay, are you brushing your tongue?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Come on now, you don't have to You don't have
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: to question me about my hygienic makeup. You don't know me,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: you have never talked to me. But you're gonna side
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of folks that think I'm not I'm
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: not siding with him, brother, I'm not siding with him.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: But he call on behalf. You're siding with them. Okay, man, Kevin,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: kill listen to this. This is really you don't even
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: know me, and you're gonna approach me like this. So, Kevin,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: they think you have ginger vider. Oh I mean, are
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you when you go to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: below your gums, dude to dennists, do what you do.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: And I'm laying there with my mouth wide open, and
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I go more than in every six months. So what
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: the hell are you talking about? Well, okay, something is wrong, okay,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: And everybody's saying that's you, is your breath, that's that's
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: just you know, they're saying they love in the fourth
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: floor to go down to the lobby just to get
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: some fresh air. Because that's bull. Well, this is what
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I want you to do, since you speaking on their behalf,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: tell every one of them, sorry soul and souls, that
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: if they got a problem with me, they need to
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: come approach me, and then if it's that bad, I'll
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: blow my stink as breath in their face. Bring it off.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: This conversation with you is really way off face because
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you have no business calling me telling me because they say,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: can I give you some some some items to mix
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: together for you to gargle with later tonight? Can I?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: So you work, you work in the building, but now
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you're a dentist man, you know what this is bull
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: And we're gonna settle this tomorrow first thing in the morning.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: When I matter of fact, I'm gonna go to the
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: full floor and wait for all these sorry souls. So
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: they come up there. Who's been talking about me behind
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: my back? And guess what? You invited to the party too? Player,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: since you're gonna be their representative, each one of them
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: lying back because when they get in there, as far
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: as I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here, it's gonna be
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: a whooping and if you walk some of it show
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: up since you the representative, but you can get it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Do you do you tell them? Do you do you
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: think it could be some cavities or something? Do you
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: think they can be cavity? My foot in your cavity?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: This is what it's gonna be. And whoever else you
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: want to try to take it out, they gonna get
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: it in there. So guess what it's on tomorrow? I
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: know I ain't got ginger? Are you only brushing in
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: the morning when you leave for work? Or you only
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: bring you? Have you not understood me? Don't keep questioning me.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You can question me tomorrow after I will and yours?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Can you bring? Can you bring? Why did you try
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: to do? Why'd you do me this way? Then I
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: tell you? Then I tell you can you bring? Can
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: you bring your tooth brush tomorrow. Can you bring your
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: tooth brush? It's it's five fingers on my toothbrush. I
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: bring them. They be balled up and you will get
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: to mister cleaning that you ain't never thought you would
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: get from a dentist. Okay, they just don't over man. Hey,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: hey bro, bro, calm calm down. Man, just calm down.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: We're trying to get to We're trying to fix the problem.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Just gonna fix the problem. Kevin, you kicking ass is
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: not gonna change your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: That's no line jokers. Come down there and sit in
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: your cubicle. All right? So do you you you? I mean,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: do you want to know who? Who? Who? Put this
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: out there? I want you to know me when you
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: see me tomorrow. Go ahead and lay it out from me.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Tell me. So. This is Nephew Tivy from the Steve
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Harvey More than this show. Randy got me the prank
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: phone call you man, you know what you almost wanted
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: me to say something you as lined as to me.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Ain't you gonna calm like? Yeah? I got it? You
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: try Brandy in the morning you went to last see him.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: All right, man, give it tell me this twenty twenty baby,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: tell me what it is, the bad and I mean
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: the bandest radio show in the land without a doubt. Man.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: They got to be next you, Tommy and the Steve
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Give it tell me Danger Vitas. Yes, yes,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: out there. All right, we'll be back with more of
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, Jan Anthony Brown,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: it's time for something funny, and you put this together.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Driving I thought it might be cool that we salute
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: different types of workers. I mean a lot of workers
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: listen to the show, cafeteria workers, doctors, beauticians. So today
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: was going to salute the people who worked to drive
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: through and stuff they hit, okay, and day they hit
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: us every day? All right, all right, for instance, let's
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: go no need to cuss, sir. Breakfast is over, okay, alright,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: because it's it's two A closs wouldn't have servant breakfasts anymore.
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  Speaker 1: This is something that live draft through workers go through
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  Speaker 1: that they have day day, every day, every day, sir,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to get that muffler fixed so I
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: can hear you. I can't get this order in if
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: you don't get the muffler fixed every day, Sir, I
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: cannot tell you two nuggets by themselves. We sell them
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  Speaker 1: in ten twelve. Come on now, I can't just get
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: your two nuggets. I can't do that, man, Sir, did
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you read your the only screen? It's so we're dealing
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  Speaker 1: with drive three workers what they have to hear every
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: single day? Miss you bought one large fry. You want
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: twenty catchups? Really? That's me you want? You want twenty twenty?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: You are just wasting, Yeah, just wasting catch up. I
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: tell I'll tell you what. This is one that daddy
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: and I know they deal with it. Pull up that
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: and lady started talking somebody else talking about ma'am. Look
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: who's ordering? You are a baby. I can't hear both
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: of y'all. Who is ordering? Salute the people? Uh, ma'am.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I can't give you thirty extra napkins so you can
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: change your baby, dick. I can't do it. I can't
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: do that. I can't do that. Okay, we can't just
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: give away these napkins like that. Wow, you're wrong for that. Up.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: We McDonald's. We don't make whoppers. Now that has happened
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: to everyone everyone. Yeah, he one. I don't know why
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: they stopped the mac rib They just stopped it. Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: we're not selling. That's what it means, Sir sir. Why
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you ain't come in if your window don't work? Why
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: you just come in here? How come you just didn't
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: come in? You can't you can't get the window down?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Drive through workers. We feel your fame. We're dealing with
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: with you go through every day, sir, sir, ma'am, listen,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: we can't. This is not where you come to book
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Ronald McDonald to come to your day to birthday party.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: This ain't this ain't the wonder for that. He's not
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: here right now, ma'am. I know Chick for La sandwiches
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: is better, but this hour every day though they are
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: here to day. Look, I know you gotta complaint when
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: you can't speak to the colonel because the colonel is
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: never here. He's never been here. I'm asking for him
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: on TV, but he's not here. This might just be
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: only in my neighborhood, but I know it's a drifty
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: work in an old neighborhood. Look here. Larry worked from
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: twelve mid ninety six. You gotta get your drugs. Then
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: we're real junior drive through workers paying hello, worse than
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: we thought. Drive hello, ma'am. Can you wake up? Your
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: order is here, ma'am you got we got ten people
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: behind you, then fell a sleeping the driver. You have
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: to order something if you're gonna have all these kids
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: in this play she just they drag us a park.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Molly kids is at the play just playground. This is
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: not a nursery. Miss, Come on that work with us here,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: go through it. Don't think out of them like we
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: don't have any more. That's what I mean when I
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: say we're out of this. Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: What I mean is when I say we're out of them,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: that means we don't have any more. But you out
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: of them, out of them mean like, yeah, I don't
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: know another way to say it. I don't know. Oh,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna really respect him next time I go through
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: a drive through case. Look, look, I'm at work. You
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: can't drop him off at the drive through window. I'm
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: at work. Wait till I get off. This is this
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: wrong case. D that's wrong. You can't head the baby
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: through the window. You wrong for that. Same man, same man.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you bought weed from last night,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: but I'm not saying weed here while I'm working. I
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: don't know who you bought it from last night, but
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not not me. Come on, still, close it out,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: drive through workers. What we feel you now? We really do? Yes,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: come on, close it out? Uh yeah, just a damn tord.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I don't ack you're listening. I gotta ask you, guys,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: because we've all done this. What was your most embarrassing
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: text that you've ever sent to someone by accident? So so, junior,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: have you ever Oh? Yeah, you need to understand last names.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: If the two people got the same last name, picked
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: the right one because I sent a text to my
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: sister said my MoMA, get on my damn nerves. Send
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: it right to my mom. Oh I get so yo
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: damn nerves. That's what I do. Yes, that's what I do.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I should have known that it was really really rough week.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. It was Talicia's space and Alicia's space
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: is really close. Yeah that's close. Yeah, and I spent
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: the Telicia I should man's going for. Tell me, I
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: know you sent some necking pictures to somebody before you
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: were married. I know you did, Shirley, how do I
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: paint this? Okay, let me try to walk this thin
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: land though. Okay. Jackie went on whole way home and said,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: find us something to eat, you know, find you know,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: let's see if we got something there to cook to eat?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: You know this one this you just got your phone
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: to take pictures and all that, so you don't you
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: just trying stuff. I put myself in a hot dog
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: bun with relish and mustard hook the picture and called
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: myself sinning as saying wait till you get home and
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: get this foot loan. And I hit sin and did
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: not know I hit the wrong damn jacket and that
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: was jack You heard what he said, Steve Jacket. So
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: what did the wrong? Jackie say, Yeah, you got the
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: wrong jacket, and you know it was a friend of
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: the family, Jacket Like where did you find Where did
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: you find them? Baby? Hot dog Buzz got up The
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: worst text I was sent about five six years ago,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: and we're in this group text me Rashawn, a couple
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: other people and the executive producer of the show. So
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the last text had came from Rashawn. So my executive
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: producer is talking to me, and she's a woman, and
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: she's right in my face, and she just talking to me.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: And she was so close to my face. I picked
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: my phone up and just text back to Rashawn a man,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: come get her out your in words face. She too
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: damned close. Seeing I'm thinking, I'm just sending it right
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: back to Rashawn. It's in the group text. He got
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: it too. She two inches from my face. Her phone dings.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: She looks at it. It says, oh, really, Shawn is
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: running from the back of the bus trying to stop
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: them looking at I don't know what the hell happened.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: It's too late, dog, I said that about her. It
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: was right, she was right there. I heard her phone
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: go dinging. Damn, she's getting a text too. You're listening
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: show all right, Steve, It's now time for comedy roulette.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You guys ready, let's go. All right, let's get right.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Here's the subjects. Number one, I ain't superstitious, but uh
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Number number two, dang is it that's his mama? Number three?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Come on? Number three, things you say to yourself when
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: you look in the mirror and you're out of shape.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: And number four dang, she used to be blank and
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: she's let herself go. All right, let's spin it. Lets Yeah,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: which one? It looks like it's gonna stuff on the No,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: it stopped to three. Things you say to yourself when
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: you look in the mirror and you're out of shape. Yeah,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: you say yourself. Things you say yourself yourself when you
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: look in the mirror, when you look in the mirror
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: and you know you're out of shape, you're ready. Here
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: you go. Oh man, I got nine chins. This is ridiculous, man,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: not nine. Yeah, that's a lot. Okay, things you said yourself,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: you look in the mirror. You out of shaping. Oh man,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I've been that falls around barbecue bevis, ain't run me
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: down with seasoning on the grid on wh what where's
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: my neighbor? I don't even where. Where am I missing
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: a neighbor? I know it's hill, it's in here somewhere.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, let's go this this moment, My god, what
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: have I done? I like it? I like it so serious.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: But it's a serious moment. Naked ye, look at yourself
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: that whatever. I've had those moments. So yeah, jake yourself
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: when you know you what is it when you're looking
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: in the mirror, and you're out of shape. Yeah, I'm
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: not going to this clean as anymore because they are shrinking.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: My damn, I know they are. I know they're shrinking much. Yeah,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: when you you need to build your confidence up, let's
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: say something like that. She like it though, she likes
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: things you say to yourself when you're in them. Okay,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: uh oh she in that way. Don't mean, ain't no
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: way I'm having sex without this shirt on. I'd be
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: damn about I'm gonna tie this in and not. I'm
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: telling you, like this can't come up just a shirt
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: though the shirt can't come up. I'm butt naked with
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: a shirt on. I'm just telling all right, stay yourself.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: You're standing that neckt in the mirror. Hell no, here,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: go to soap, little piece of shower you find it alight, Alright,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I think we have time for one more round. Yeah
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: all right? Why am I weason just because I got
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: out the shower. That don't make no exhausted. I'm tired,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: you clean clean. So here's things you say right here,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you put your drawers on, you say I'm wearing thongs.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Now that's what it ended up being. Yeah, I'm now
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: how much do po how much? How much you got
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: one more? Let's go? Ah hell Rick Ross, cool with
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: it and thank you. You're listening to Steve Show coming
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I need him to go a little bit longer. Uh yeah,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: right now, nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: What you got before the prank before we left the
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: last break, Shirley, you see it speaking of Tommy? What
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: you saying when he see it? You see it? Strange looking,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Shirley said, speaking of Tommy. See now when you see
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: it speaking of time? Are you But when Tommy he's
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: up next with the prank phone call, it's called emotion.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I'm ugly to you, Yes, I'm talking to Tommy. No,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: you're not ugly. But she didn't say it didn't look strange?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: But but but surely, but he's strange looking up. No,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: he's not Tommy's No, he's not he's not what he's
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: not strange looking. He's a normal looking, handsome young man.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Tommy ain't handsome. Quick telling this boy that we don't
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: have handsome men and our family. Handsome tom thinks he is. Okay,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I don't want to shatter that man. Tommy think he Tommy,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: thank you, Tommy, thank he But he got it there. Yeah,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: and now you think you no. And if he accepted,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: he had fun with it. Let's see. I keep telling
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you're just trying to hurt his feeling, right, Shirley, Hey,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: before I played, I'm you you've played a strange My
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: pranks are not strange. Listen to name of the title
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: that this is. You got to bring those TVs back? Hello, Hello,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: how are you? I'm trying to reach a Sharon Police.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: My name is Paul. Paul. I'm head of security here.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: How are you? This is Yeah? You, um, you actually
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: came out and you I think you were here on Friday. Uh,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: and you came out and purchased four flat screen televisions
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: forty forty two inches? Am I correct? Yeah? But what fun?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: What I was giving you a call for, Sharon, is
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: that we got a bit of a problem. Now when
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: you purchase these actual flat creen televisions on on Black Friday,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: so to speak, it seems that we've got them. Um. Well,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: your your purchase went through successfully, I will admit that,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: but there should have been a red flag that have
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: gone up because we're going back over transactions of the
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: past two three days here and we're realizing that your
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: purchase should not have been successful. It should have been
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: for your credit card is actually not valid at all
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: now now my credit card because oh we got paid
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: on Wednesday, so my money was there. Well, actually, ma'am,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I'm what I'm trying to explain to you is that
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: it is coming up in valid now and we're having
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: a problem with it. So I wanted to reach out
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: to you and give you a call and see if
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: we could probably you know, it was. It was valid
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: when I was at their radis because it went through
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I gotta receipt everything I am pured to that extended
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: warranty on all poem, so it was valid on Friday.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with it today, but it
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: was good then, and I understand that. I understand that that,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: you know, just being at the register and you purchasing
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: in and no problems at all happening. That's pretty as
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: a thought process that you're gonna have. What I'm letting
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: you know is on the on the back part of
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: it when you came into the store. What we're getting
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: the day the day after is that it was pretty
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: much invalid. It wasn't good at all. Your credit card
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: was not good at all. But you need to call
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: your bank then, because I don't know what to tell you.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: You know, I had the money and there the day
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I went about them, and that's it for me. So
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you need to call. But don't
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: call me because you know they ain't bringing my problem. Okay,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm not gonna I'm not gonna raise
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: this to be a major problem. We're gonna try to
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: rectify it and get it taken care of. Yeah, do
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: what you need to do. Okay, listen, Now here's what
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do. You know what. I wanted to try
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: to work this out as smoothly as we can. What
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you to do. Can I
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: get you to come back up to the store and
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: bring all four televisions with you? No? Oh, now you
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: sure can't. Baby. Look, I bought them for TVs. I
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: have read one of them up this under the tree
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: from my hus my mama early. She already got the
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: other TV. We hunted up at home Sarity when we
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: was watching movies, so it didn't really. Ain't no way
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: we're gonna bring the folk TVs back. I think you
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: should go back to Wealth, process your credit cards and
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: tell them that they that I don't know what you're
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: gonna tell them, but you need to go back to them.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I ain't got time to be running back and forth
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: to this store. I don't want to. I don't want
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: us to create a problem here. I don't want to
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: do that happen that. You need to lower your voice. Okay,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: but you need to go back to wherever do your
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: credit cards because they went through when I was at
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: the stock correct. I don't want to. I ain't going over.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: That's a no. I told you that it went through.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I explained you ain't got no business on my damn phone.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: They don't call me with this bull no mouth hold
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: on what. I don't want to have to do. I
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: don't want to have to come out to your home
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: and comfromsate you. I wish you would come out to
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: my house. Maybe we will beat you into bad health.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: You're bad. Not bring y'all over here. Look, you need
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: to call you whatever, do your credit cards, get your
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: prey with them, because your business me is done. I
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: got a receipt, and I got any stick in the wards.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I would have my lord tell y'all you bring your
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: over here there. Listen, lady, I don't want to go
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you on this and that. I
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: ain't going back and forth. It's over with. I've got
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: the TVs, I got a receipt. We is done. I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong with your machine. Listen, my car
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: went through. I'm trying to get her to understand. I
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. You can hang on one second
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: and let me speak with my boss. Please, boss on
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: the phone. I tell yo boss, y'all don't run me back.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I got a receipt for fail TVs and I'm gonna
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: keep all fail TVs. Listen. You know this is pretty
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: much considered a fast process. Listen, he kissing, Listen to me.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I got a red feet so faul TVs. I won't
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: got to start with my receipt. I got my extended wards.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: So this ain't no solt. What this is is a
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: mis communication between y'all banks. So you need to get
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Joe right. Because I'm not a prepaid debit card. Baby,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I don't hold nobody on them TVs. So you need
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: to call yo bank and get them about my phone
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: because they don't Yo some TVs from a store, and
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: damn it, you're gonna bring them back? You think you
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: can come get them and get damn I got fol
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: TV Joe machine game coming. I'm gonna keep them. We're
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: gonna whistle game. Oh Yo TVs, bring yall over here
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: to walk too. We are most flow with yo. So
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you call me by no TVs, no mode. So you're
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: the one. Ain't gonna have no job for them holiday.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: This is what you're done. Some call me you gonna
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: give no for users bad credit card at department stores.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I don't get your call. Then, do you understand? Man?
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: So that's Joe call me. You put the folk TVs back? Then, Joe,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Uncle Tom try the white man for his TV. You
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: better get your business or summer detail shopper. Start to
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: rafflet fucking South worst fun. The white folks don't count
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: me by this TV. You're about to get this. Listen
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: you listen to me. I got one more thing I
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: need to say to you. Then to scare me. Are
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: you listening to me? What do you want? This is
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Nobody's nephew come
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: up with about them? Damn TV. This is nephew Timmy
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got flanked
• 52:30
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• 52:33
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• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got frank by your your girlfriend.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Tell me you almost got your Steve just set me up.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I was gonna kid, Steve, you ain't did now you
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: get I played with people like this? Oh man, I
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, baby. What is
• 53:08
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• 53:12
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• 53:17
  Speaker 1: get out? Oh my god? All right, all right, nephew,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: thank you. Up. Next, it is today's Strawberry Letter. The
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: subject I need him to go a little bit longer.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
• 53:30
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• 53:34
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• 53:48
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• 53:52
  Speaker 1: but hold on tight. We got it for you here.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject. I
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: need him to go a little bit longer, Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: My husband is a great provider, and what I love
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: most about him is the way he loves the Lord.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: We dated for three years before we got married, and
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: we've been married for two months. I love him dearly,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: but we have a problem in the bedroom. When we
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: make love, it's usually a ten to fifteen minute session.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: We do the pregame stuff and it's wonderful. I hook
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: him up and he hooks me up before we get started,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: but when it comes to getting it on, he is
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: done way too soon. I have a problem with him
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: finishing too fast and not making sure I'm finished before him.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I'm disappointed every time and usually have to finish myself
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: off after he falls asleep. I can't live in this
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: marriage without being satisfied, and I'm not a cheater. I
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: don't want to make him feel bad by telling him
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: that he's not lasting long enough in the bedroom, and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not pleased with him. I have a lot of
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: tricks to show him, and I want to blow his
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: mind each time like I used to when we first met.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I am sure it's one of the things that really
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: attracted him to me. I need your help on this one.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Should I just be happy that his pregame activities are
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: on point and get over the fact that he can't
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: last over fifteen minutes. I want to give him subtle hints,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: but I don't know where to start. What is a
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: normal time frame for sex? Because it could be that
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I'm asking for way too much. Steve, that last question
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: was for you, please help directed to I got some fight,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: all right? No, no, To answer your question, there is
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: not a time limit to making love. I mean, it
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: can go as for as much time as you like,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: or for as little time as you wanted. It's it's
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: up to the both of you, guys, who were involved
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: in this situation. You should be happy. I'm glad you're
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: happy with the four play or the pregame extivities as
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: you call it. Um happy, you say, but not satisfied.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: You know clearly there's a problem in the bedroom with you. Guys.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: You want more, and he's giving you. I guess all
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: he has or all he thinks that you want fifteen minutes. Okay,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: maybe that's all he has to give. Um. You know,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: maybe you guys should cut down on the pregame activities
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: and and do more on the main attraction. Uh, you're
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: getting you know, you're just getting started and he's finishing
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: up after three years of dating. It seems like you
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: guys would have worked this situation out while you were dating. Um,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: because you don't talk. You don't say that you weren't satisfied.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: When you were dating. You said that you used to
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: blow his mind. So what happened? You got married and
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: now you guys are settling in. You're getting to know
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: each other. You got bills, you you realize that you're
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: going to be together till death do us part, and
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: you know, and all those things. So you guys have
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: only been married for two months. You have to get
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: settled in. You have to learn each other. You have
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: to learn how to talk to each other. That means
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: finding a way to tell him nicely that you would
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: like him to slow down, take his time, that he's
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: it's happening too fast. Okay, I almost said it that. Uh,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: it's happening too fast. That's what you need to talk
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: to him about. All right. You guys are married for
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: the long haul. You can talk to him. You can
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: teach him. I did. You can teach him, all right,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: especially if you guys love each other and you say
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: you do. Steve, come on, you know, come on, I
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: appreciate your answer. Sure, thank you, Steve. Yea. It was
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: for her, you know. Come on, you know talking this
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: is going to get down what's really happening here? Homeboy,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: ain't cutting it. It's all to it. You know. It's
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: a ten to fifteen minute session. Now I need to
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: ask you a question. Is this ten to fifteen minutes
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: inclusive of the pregame? You know that's where you say
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: you take care of him and he take care of you.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I think so that's we'ven't done this. Now you want
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: fifteen mote. See, we got a couple of things we
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: need to talk about him now after all this hill
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: fifteen mote. I'm gonna be honest with you. He putting
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: it in because it's fifteen minutes a hard label intensified.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about back cracking. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: your butt has locked up. What I'm talking about your tricepts.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: It's pulsing at a point and you damn nil, damn
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Neil can't stay up no more. I uh, you've obviously spent.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: You need to count all these minutes or the pre
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: game has to be counted, because if you may be
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: in a forty minute session in pre game, yeah, you know,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: all this is to you take care of him and
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: he take care of you. I don't know what they mean.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I got a good idea of what I'm hoping it
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: is not about. Yo, got you want to give me
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: up back before we didn't skip the rest. I'm gonna
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: go big. You're not in this ladder. I'm just saying,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: we do the pre game stuff and this is wonderful.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I hook him up and there he hooked me up.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Well here, everybody hooked up. See we alls hooked up now,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: So what is we crying for? So let me go
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: of a couple of things. I'm gonna give you a
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: suggest and that's to what you do when we come back.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I have a series of suggestions for you that you
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: should try so we can get a better grip on
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: this time. Y'all, stay right here, I got the truth
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: for you. All right. We'll have part two of Steve's
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour. We'll
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: get into it when we come back right after this.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Subject I need him to go a little bit longer. Yeah,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I bet you do. See this woman say she got
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: a husband, great provider. Love everything about him, especially the
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: way he loves the lord. Dated for three years, got married,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: being married two months. You love him dearly, But we
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: got a problem in the bed room. When we make
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: love is usually of ten to fifteen minute session. Now
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: we do all the pregame stuff, and it's wonderful. I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: hook him up. He hooked me up before we get started.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: See all is hooking up before you get started. And
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: now after that, you say he finishing two fast and
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: ain't making sure I'm finished before him. I'm disappointed every time.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: And I used to have to finish myself off after
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: he fall asleep. I ain't living this match without being satisfied.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna cheata. I don't want to make it
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: feel bad about telling me he ain't lasting long enough
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: in this bad room. I'm not pleased with him though.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Now I got some tricks I want to show him.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I want to blow his mind each time like I
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: used to do. Who we fush? I'm shore that's one
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: of the things that really attracted him to me. I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: need to help on this. So should I be happy
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: with the pregame activities because they aren't point and get
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: over the fact that he can't last over fifteen minutes.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I want to give him some hints, but I don't
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: want to know where to start. What's a normal time
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: frame for sex? Surely said it ain't and it really
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: ends because I could that I'm asking for too much. Steve,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: that last question was for you, are you asking for
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: too much? No, you ain't asking for too much, but
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: you might be too damn much. Well, I don't know.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're in that doing. Now that
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: it would have had to be a little bit more
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: explicit for me to tell if you know, are you
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  Speaker 1: asking too much? But here's what I do know. We
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  Speaker 1: got a problem because now the group has said that
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  Speaker 1: the ten to fifteen minutes that y'all are actually in
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: the act of love making only what you consider I
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: guess the final final moment is ten to fifteen minutes.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: The problem is is that you do the early stuff,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: the pre before you get hooked up, and he get
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: hooked up. Now I understand and that, but now here's
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: the problems you have. Number One, start on your own. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: h go ahead, Yeah, you start on your own to
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  Speaker 1: wherever you need to be. Open up the chip bag,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: bus open the snack, get busy or derbs his own.
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  Speaker 1: The next thing I want you to do is let
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: him know when you close. Yes, and then he come
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: on end Yeah, may bay, I'm good, Cory, Harry up,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: not Harry. See that way when he comes in. Now,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: whatever he got left is meaningful him. Can't hit a
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: whistle again. But wait, that's her whistling. Yeah, because you
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: know she and that she working. She didn't worked that
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: it's about to about to go down. Then uh, they
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: get to set your clock up. When you get started,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: you hit the time. Then when he coming now it'll
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: look like you went longer. Oh man, don't you him?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: And now now ah, this is your alternative if you
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: don't want to do that, tie to finish shitting off
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: stuff with yourself and he finished. Here's a couple of
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: other suggestions. I'm gonna just say these real quick. You
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: can take up painting. Go down there and sign up
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: for a craft class. Go down there like they used
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: the old school. Do some old school crafts. Makes mans trade, yeah, Michaels. Yeah,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: you know, going that, start collecting hot wheels. It just
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: goes walk outs and dolls and as you know, it's
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: fine toys that people don't see no more. You know,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: make a train, you know what i mean. Put some
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: stuff around your house, little trees, little station, get some
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: little dolls and stuff. It's just stuff you can do. Hey,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: go outside, do some yard work. Good out this ship,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: going outside and do some yard work. Or here's the
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: other option, the third set. Have you ever thought, sweetie
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: that you just really really good? Huh? Has that cross
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: stream mind that girl? That what you putting on this boy? Right? No,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: ye can't no man take it cause you all that
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Dante Wilden people. Yeah. Yeah, you just you just throw
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: a knockout blow, all right, I'm not no Yeah, Email
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: us or Instagram us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey FM, or you can check out the
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. All right, Coming up next,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Tommy, Uh,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: you said players and playoffs have reached out to you
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: to get the word out. Yeah, you know what, they
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: have reached out to me. I don't know why. You know,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: I'm happy to marry it. I don't know why they're
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: doing this to me, but you know, nevertheless, they are
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: reaching out and they want some support. The need some help.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: And I am um sending you know, information out to
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: people that I know that the process we can help them.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: So and I know that some of you all cannot
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: respond right now, but I just want you to hear
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: what Tommy is saying here. It is to whomever reads
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: this text and can get this to the person who
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: is in charge of the money. I Thomas W. Miles
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: on behalf of players and players in the United States
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: of America. Hereby therefore, whereas uh henceforth UH taken to
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: I just you know, thought, I thought, put I put
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: that in there and make a sound basic. What I'm
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: asking for is on behalf of the players and play
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: afts throughout the country. First, first, let me go over
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: the needs hair cuts pocket money, gas, money for the men,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: and and and and then then then then there's nails,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: hair and and and a happy hour. Money for the
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: women are needed expeditiously. No, no, now now now listen
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: to me. What I'm saying is that I would like
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: for someone to come up with a side piece stimulus check. Absolutely,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying, So listen, no, no, no, no,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: don't call it. Don't hate till you understand. Not being
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: on lockdown um has almost has it almost impossible for
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: us to transfer for funds for five side pieces as
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: as we usually deal in cash. You know, we can't.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: We can't do cash chap, we we can't do zal
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: right now, we can't do that. So um, So what
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is see if you can get someone all
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: right who you know and can get get on this
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: right away because if not, players and players will lose.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: They will lose and I stressed the word lose the
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: side pie. Okay, they will have to go back to
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: the mate that they really liked them again respond to
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: this text through my mama's email. If all right, we
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: behalf on all the playoffs and playoffs, all right, We'll
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: right after you're listening to the Steven Show. All right,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: So Steve, here's a question for you, since you're the CLO,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: the chief love Officer. All right, how long do you
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: think it takes before couples, you know, have the talk
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: about how to label their relationship? And I'm asking you
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: that because a new study. This is according to a
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: new study, uh, it says that it takes on average
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: six weeks to have what you know, what we are
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: talking and to label the relationship. Well, you know when
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: you have to talk about your relationship and putting labels
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: on where are we going? Where? You know, what are
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: we doing? You know, what what are we doing? Should
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: have it at that restaurant? No? No, no, no, no,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I said, you know, like when, when and what time
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: in the relationship should we have it? I think ninety days? Okay.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I think for a woman's sake, I think a woman
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: has to get a determination, getting some type of idea
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: of where this is going, okay, and when she finds
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: that out, just give it up because that's ninety days. Well,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: you know you don't have to do that as a guy.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Minium Blay, don't mean give it up, but go ahead.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: But you know, um ninety days, you should have an
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: idea where it's going. You have every right to know
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: and ask man, what is it? Okay? Another question, Steve,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: how should they bring it up? How should you broach
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: that subject? Final damn text messages? That's what you know.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: You know, if a woman is curious about what the
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: relationship is, she got to bring it up. If a
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: man wants to define it, he needs to break it up.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: But and how should they do that? That was my original? Hey,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: where we're going? Just right out with it? I said,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: I where we're going? What is all this? What we're doing?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: In that tone? No, but that's the man, because that
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: can't be the woman. Well, hello, Ray, surely don't rush
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: pass that waite basement could be I'm just asking too, though, Steve,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: don't you think that? I don't know for women sometimes
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: they might feel it's kind of awkward or they don't
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: know how to do that, to just come right out
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: with it and say, hey, where we going with this relationship?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: What are we? Yeah that you just saying come right
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: on out with it? Well, I mean, you know you
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: could try to like round about so can I ask
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: you a question. Yeah, my girlfriends are starting to ask
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: me what type of relationship is this? What should I say? Okay?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: You know what should I be saying to people? And
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: let him give you an Yeah that's what that's now,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: that's what I wanted to know. Yeah, how that's what
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I figured. But that's good, clo, that's good. So wait
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: like ninety days to even bring up the talk and
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: kind of ease into it. You're saying, kind of ease
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: into it ninety days, ladies, you have every right to
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: be able to say, okay, so what do we have?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Especially if ninety days you start passing out that cookie.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: There's no reason for you to pass out to cookie
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: and not understand what it is. Okay, you know, if
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: we if we're in a committed relationship, you should know that.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I'd want to know that before I passed out to cookie. Yeah, right,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: is this some monogamous relationship? Are we committed? Exclusive? Are
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: we exclusive? What is it? I need to know? Okay?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: You know that makes sense, don't Oh? Yes, yes, yes?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: And then you say when you want to bring the
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: subject up, you kind of ease into it, you know,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: just slide it to him, you know what I mean? Hey, Look,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: now we've been dating for a while and my girlfriends
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: and co workers are starting to ask me what is
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: this we have? So I mean, how would you like
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: for me to address you or describe you what I'm
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: talking to other people, you know, kind of put it
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: on them. Look, yeah, and what and what should the
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: woman say if the man asked her? Or will a
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: man ask her that question? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: course dudes they want to know. And what should the
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: woman say? You know the truth? I mean, you know,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: a guy could say, hey, baby, look, we've been at
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: this for a little while. Are we exclusive or no?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: And then if it's exclusive, you gotta tell him yes.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: And if it's not thing, you just got to say, hey, no,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: it's not really EXCLUDI I'm seeing some other people. Okay,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: all right, exactly, Thank you. See Elo, We'll be back
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: You're listening at the piano. John Legend sits down down
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: tickling those keys. How pretty the sound out? Then he
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: starts singing to lead he ranging me down down. All
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: of this song lasts such a long time. Shane Mix
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: three minutes de La twenty nine. He writes to lyrics,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: but when he sings it, he holds every line before
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: your songs come on night doing fine. But he who
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: musing means itch ninety ninetime. You but us all to sleep?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: You bot us all to sleep? Ride a club mix
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: for Joan Legend. All song should be sung and wedding.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: It's a Lord to sleep. I swear that song. You
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: kids with a d D listen because it's too hard
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: to pay attention. He'll put a lord a sleep. He'll
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: put a lord a sleep, a sled a sleep. You're listening,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: Harvey warning show. I gotta ask you, guys, because we've
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: all done this, what was your most embarrassing text that
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: you've ever sent to someone by accident? So so, junior,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: have you ever acted? Oh yeah, you need to understand
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: last names. If the two people got to save name
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: picked the right one because I sent a text to
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: my sister, said my mama getting on my damn nerves.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Send it right to my mama. Oh I get your
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: damn nerves. That's what I do. Yes, that's what I do.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: I should have known that it was really really rough week. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: yeah it was yeah yeah. Tlicia's space and Alicia's space
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: is really close. Yeah, that's close. Yeah, yeah, And I
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: spent Telicia. I should have hypped, man, I was going, fuck,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: tell me, I know you sent some necking pictures to
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: somebody before you were married. I know you did. Surely,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: How do I paint this? Okay? Let me try to
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: walk this thin land though. Okay. Jack went on whole
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: way home and said, find us something to eat, you know,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: find you know, let's see if we got something there
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: to cook to eat. You know this one this You
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: just got your phone to take pictures and all that,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: so you don't you just trying stuff. I put myself
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: in a hot dog bun with relish and mustard, hook
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: the picture and call myself sin it. It's saying wait
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: till you get home and get this foot loan. And
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: I hit sin and did not know man, I hit
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: the wrong damn Jackie. And he's, oh, that was jack
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: You heard what he said, Steven, wrong Jackie, get your nephew.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: You can give us this response. He's still alive. That's
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: a good that's a good sign. So what did the
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: wrong Jackie say? Yeah, you got the wrong jacket and
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: you know it was a friend of the family jacket.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Like when you get home, gonna get this footloan. You
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: got the wrong jacket. Where did you find Where did
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: you find him? Baby? Hot dog Buzz got up the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: worst text ever said all about five six years ago,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: and we're in this group text me Rashawn, a couple
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: other people and the executive producer of the show. So
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: the last text had came from Rashawn. So my executive
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: producer is talking to me, and she's a woman, and
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: she's right in my face, and she just talking to me,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: and she was so close to my face. I picked
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: my phone up and just text back to Rashawn a man,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: come get her out your end words face. She too
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: damned close. Seeing I'm thinking, I'm just sending it right
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: back to Rashawn. It's in the group text. He got
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: it too. She two inches from my face. Her phone dings.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: She looks at it. It says, oh really. Sean is
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: running from the back of the bus trying to stop
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: them from looking at I don't know what the hell happened.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: It's too late, dog, I said that about her. It
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: was right, she was right there. I heard her phone
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: go ding. She getting a text too, All right, thank
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: you guys, coming up next. It is Steve with today's
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: closing remarks. Right after this you're listening show all right,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: time to go Rogue, which is powered by the super
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: stylish twenty twenty one Nissan Rogue. Steve, please quickly tell
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: us about when going rogue turned out to be just
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: right for you. I mean, look, I can point to
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: so many incidents, but I think probably the greatest, one
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: of the greatest moments for me was a teacher of mine,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: not just one, but this one in tartickulate. But hey,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: I've heard this repeat it in my life several times.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna ever be nothing. And I just think
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: oftentimes about how many times I heard that you ain't
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: gonna ever be nothing. Look at you. I kept people
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: kept telling me what I wouldn't what nobody trying to
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: figure out what I was. But they were so fast
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: to tell me what I wasn't. You ain't that smart,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: you ain't that good looking, You ain't that you talk
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: too slow? You country, You ain't this, you ain't got
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: the right attitude? You got right? Wha Does anybody have
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: any idea what I am? Though? While you telling me
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: what I'm not? So this teacher kept repeating you ain't
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: gonna ever be nothing. I did say back to him
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: one time, this man, he said, you ain't gonna ever
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: be nothing. I said, I know I'm gonna be something. Okay.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: That was good, And so then I made the decision,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: through several moments in my life to always constantly be
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: about the business of trying to be something. It may
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: not be what you think I'm gonna be, and I
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: may not turn out to be what you expect me
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: to be, but I'm gonna stay faithful. I'm gonna keep
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: working hard. I'm gonna roll on you, Pardner, I'm gonna
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: go against the grain. I'm gonna make a hard left here.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: I am roll, live roll, I'm roking a right roll. So,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Steve Um, this is our last break of the day.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: You wanted to do something special, right, I guess I
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: want to say something first, and then I'm gonna let
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: my friend talk for second. All right, So let's go today.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: I want to have a conversation with you all about faith.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: You know, I think a lot of people don't like
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: talking about faith because for some reason. I don't know, man,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: I just think a part of it is political correctness
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: in our society today. I think some people don't talk
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: about faith because so many people are from different faiths.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: But when I'm talking about faith, I'm merely talking about
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: the belief in the belief in God. That's all I'm
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: talking about. You know, for whatever your faith is, I'm
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: cool with everybody's faith. Man, I'm not that judgmental guy.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not the guy that says, if you don't believe
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: what I believe, yours is off base, because that's not true.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: That's just one hundred percent not true. All faiths are valid.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Every faith is valid, that is God based. All of
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: them are valid. You I don't care if you Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, Protestant, Gentile,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: jew don't. I don't care. I don't care. As long
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: as your faith is God based, the belief that God
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  Speaker 1: is who he is, that's all that matters. I want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you about faith for a minute from
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  Speaker 1: the standpoint of what are you? What are you and
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  Speaker 1: God talking about? Because man, I've learned so much about faith.
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  Speaker 1: A friend of mine sent me a scripture Psalms five three,
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  Speaker 1: and it's an important scripture, man, because what it did
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  Speaker 1: for me was it taught me something about my faith.
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  Speaker 1: Because if you're a person of faith, then you have
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  Speaker 1: a relationship with God, and God has a relationship with you,
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  Speaker 1: and and he hears you when you cry. And it
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  Speaker 1: was sort of ironic because I had started having my
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  Speaker 1: morning meditation a few weeks ago. And I just can't
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  Speaker 1: even tell you how it has completely changed the outcome
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  Speaker 1: of my days. It hasn't stopped anything from happening, but
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  Speaker 1: it has changed the way I cope with it and
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  Speaker 1: the way I look forward. See, I don't worry about
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow anymore. Oh, I'm making plans, but I'm not worrying
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  Speaker 1: about tomorrow because I was reading something somewhere that you
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  Speaker 1: cannot change by worrying. You cannot give yourself one hour
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  Speaker 1: of extra life from worrying. If you worry, you can't
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  Speaker 1: add an hour to your life. So if by worrying
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  Speaker 1: you can't even add an hour of time to your life,
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  Speaker 1: which is one of the most important things you can
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  Speaker 1: have as your time, why would you worry about anything else.
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  Speaker 1: So in the morning, when I'm talking to God Psalms
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  Speaker 1: five and three, I always ask God in the morning
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  Speaker 1: to hear my voice. When I'm praying to you, I'm
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  Speaker 1: asking him to hear my voice and after he hears
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  Speaker 1: my voice, then I wait for him with an expect
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  Speaker 1: with an expectation that what I cried out for will happen,
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  Speaker 1: no doubt, no worry. It is going to happen. Now.
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  Speaker 1: It may not happen that day, but since I put
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  Speaker 1: it in my request with that kind of faith attached
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  Speaker 1: to it, God's promises never come back void. God has
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  Speaker 1: never told us he would do something for us, and
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  Speaker 1: he didn't do it. God didn't ever promise something to
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  Speaker 1: be so, and we found out later on in what
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  Speaker 1: all of God's promises is true. He don't. His word
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  Speaker 1: don't come back void. So when you do that, man,
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  Speaker 1: you put your prayer out there and your meditation, and
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  Speaker 1: you put it out there with the faith, and you
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  Speaker 1: look forward expectingly. And that has changed me. Are you
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  Speaker 1: discussing your future with God? He wants us to make
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  Speaker 1: decisions now. He would love to be included in the
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  Speaker 1: decision making process. That's the relationship he wants with us.
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  Speaker 1: But when God allows you to make a decision a plan,
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  Speaker 1: he wants to hear your plan. Sometimes your plan or
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  Speaker 1: in line with what he is, and sometimes he needs
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  Speaker 1: to make an adjustment. So when you ask God for something,
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  Speaker 1: and at the end of it you say, God, let
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  Speaker 1: your will be done, then guess what. I may ask
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  Speaker 1: for something, but always tag with let your will be done,
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  Speaker 1: because if it's not your will, then show me whatever
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  Speaker 1: that is. Because his adjustment that he makes is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be way better than your plan. God's adjustments is better
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  Speaker 1: than your plans. And the cool part about it is
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  Speaker 1: is when he makes the adjustment, you're going to agree
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  Speaker 1: with it because it's going to be spot on, just right.
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