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Betty White, Judge Steve, Stands Collapse, Antonio Brown and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recording. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on looking back to back,
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  Speaker 1: don giving them like the Millian buck buck things. And
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  Speaker 1: it's cos me true good it Steve hastening to mother
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  Speaker 1: for st Please don't join jo. You gotta use that turning.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out, turning, got to
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  Speaker 1: turn out. Then turn the water the water go. Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your baby daddy. Uh huh, I sure will
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  Speaker 1: A good morning everybody. Y'are listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Well, nothing changes about that, Nothing changes
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  Speaker 1: about that. Man. I was just so getting ready to
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  Speaker 1: come on to air this morning. I was just thinking, man,
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  Speaker 1: I was just having a reflective moment of just how
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  Speaker 1: really good God has been to me. I just it's
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  Speaker 1: it's it's man. Let me just say that again, how
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  Speaker 1: really good God has been to me. And here's a
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  Speaker 1: cold part. In spite of myself, you understand, in spite
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  Speaker 1: of all my shortcomings, in spite of all of my flaws,
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  Speaker 1: and and and and in spite of all of what
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  Speaker 1: anybody has said about me, God, through his grace and
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  Speaker 1: mercy just keeps me anyway. So many of us are
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  Speaker 1: exceptional people, but we refuse to just go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: be exceptional. We settle for the ordinary. We follow the pack.
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  Speaker 1: We try to fit in. Man, oh man, oh man.
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  Speaker 1: You know I've heard my wife say this to my
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  Speaker 1: children all the time. When she's scolding talking to him.
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  Speaker 1: She'd be talking to him about leadership. You know, why
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  Speaker 1: are you following everybody when God clearly made you to lead.
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  Speaker 1: So many of us are born, and so many of
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  Speaker 1: you are born to be exceptional people, but we always
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  Speaker 1: trying to follow the pack. Why would you try to
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  Speaker 1: fit in? Why would you try to be like everybody else,
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  Speaker 1: be ordinary? Why would you follow the pack when God
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  Speaker 1: has created you to be exceptional? The key word in
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  Speaker 1: exceptional is accept you. You ever done this right here?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Everybody did that accept me. Everybody felt that
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  Speaker 1: way except me. Everybody said that except me. Everybody won't
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  Speaker 1: wanted that. Accept me. Everybody went over that except me.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody jumped in except me. Accept me. See why have
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  Speaker 1: you saying that in your life? If you were not
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  Speaker 1: to be exceptional? See, you got to say everybody accept me.
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  Speaker 1: At one point in you're to I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: ain't done it. You know everybody wanted, everybody voted no
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  Speaker 1: except me, see it? So you're not You're not created
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  Speaker 1: to follow the pack. You ain't created to fit in.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't created to, oh, you know, to be ordinary.
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  Speaker 1: You will created to be exceptional, as exceptional as your
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  Speaker 1: fingerprint on your finger is. You were created to be exceptional.
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  Speaker 1: Why not make this the year that you go ahead
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  Speaker 1: on and be exceptional? Why won't this be the year
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  Speaker 1: that you decide in your mind? But just has to
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  Speaker 1: be a decision that we make. Now, we're not following
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  Speaker 1: the pack no more. We're not trying to fit in
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  Speaker 1: no more. We ain't settling for ordinary no more. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be exceptional. But you know, you got you got
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  Speaker 1: to go ahead and follow that. You got to get
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  Speaker 1: on the exceptional path, because that's what you were created for.
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  Speaker 1: Why be ordinary? You know? But all of this this
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  Speaker 1: comes to it has to start with a thought. You
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  Speaker 1: got to first think something thought to become things. A
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  Speaker 1: man is as he thinketh that's all you will ever be.
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  Speaker 1: So what are your thoughts today? Why not have exceptional
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  Speaker 1: thoughts instead of ordinary thoughts? Why not have exceptional thoughts
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  Speaker 1: instead to fit knee in thoughts. So why you want
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  Speaker 1: to be like everybody else? Why you want to be
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  Speaker 1: ordinary when you could possibly be extraordinary with a change
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  Speaker 1: of your mind, a change of your venue, and you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to be any other kind of way just
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  Speaker 1: because my mama was this way, my daddy was this way,
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  Speaker 1: or this the school I went to? This? What race
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  Speaker 1: I belong to? This is my sexual preference, this is
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  Speaker 1: my this, this is my dadd Why? How many? How many?
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  Speaker 1: How many excuses you need? I'm an excuse? What? What? What? What? You?
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  Speaker 1: What's it gonna be this year that we let another
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  Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty five days slip by without improving
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  Speaker 1: our condition, our place, our spot, our life, the quality
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  Speaker 1: of life we have. We cannot afford to keep letting
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  Speaker 1: all these years go by without changing. You're an exceptional person.
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  Speaker 1: How many times have you set up and said, everybody
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  Speaker 1: did that? Accept me? You know I was only everybody
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  Speaker 1: jumped in accept me. I told him I knew it.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody voted for that, accept me. And now look at it, man,
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  Speaker 1: it seemed like everybody went that way, accept me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: do you get it? Do you understand what's being said
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  Speaker 1: to you that don't accept me is because couldn't it
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  Speaker 1: be because you're an exceptional person, and it's time for
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  Speaker 1: you to take control of that. It's time for you
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  Speaker 1: to start thinking different. It's time for you to start
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  Speaker 1: acting on what you think. It's time for you to
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  Speaker 1: start doing something about it. It's time for you to
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  Speaker 1: stop taking each and every day that God gives us
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  Speaker 1: for granted and letting them go by the wayside, like
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  Speaker 1: you got plenty more. Well, you may have plenty more,
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  Speaker 1: but guess what what you're wasting the ones you got
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  Speaker 1: for I got you young, and you and you feel
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  Speaker 1: like you're gonna live forever. Da Okay, cool, But let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you something. See here here here the part
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  Speaker 1: about pose you do live? See see everybody willing about dying.
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  Speaker 1: But I got news for you. Suppose you keep on living.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living in the condition you in now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living with the money you got now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living with the relationship you got now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living by yourself like you are now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep wanting the right relationship, the right man,
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  Speaker 1: the the right woman, but you keep getting the wrong one.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep doing that for the rest of
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  Speaker 1: your life. Problem ain't dying. It's problem is if you
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  Speaker 1: keep on living. Who wants to keep on living just
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  Speaker 1: the way they are right now? And if you can
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  Speaker 1: say I'm cool, what I am, just the way I
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  Speaker 1: am right now? In cool, this conversation ain't for you.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with that. You know you
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  Speaker 1: wanna say greatness ain't for everybody being exceptional, ain't for
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  Speaker 1: everybody becoming extraordinary. It ain't fun everybody. Heck, becoming successful
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  Speaker 1: ain't fun everybody. I got it. And you can come
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  Speaker 1: up with a way to justify your non existence in
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  Speaker 1: your ordinary life all you want, and that's fine and dandy.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with it. Because some people
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  Speaker 1: just gonna be regular. Some people just gonna follow the pack,
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  Speaker 1: follow the crowd. Some people just wants to fit in.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're not that person, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: be extraordinary, if you want to be exceptional, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to be if you want to dare to be
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  Speaker 1: great at something, and you got to change your mind set.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get with your creating, find out what
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  Speaker 1: he created you fault. You gotta quit thinking of things
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  Speaker 1: just in your own thought process. You know, lean not
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  Speaker 1: to your own understanding. I don't know what that is,
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  Speaker 1: but it's in there somewhere. Seeing once you lean, if
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  Speaker 1: you lean to your own understanding, you know what it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. It's gonna limit you. Man, it's gonna limit you.
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  Speaker 1: Why not see what God got for you. I would
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  Speaker 1: rather know what God got for me than to think
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  Speaker 1: of all the things I could because I can't out
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  Speaker 1: think him out and tried it before. All right, it's
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  Speaker 1: just the beginning. We're gonna have a good one. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. You're listening tow ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two is here. What's more amazing about twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty two being here is that we are here with it.
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  Speaker 1: That's the real blessing right there. Oh my goodness. Now,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Set aside for just a moment some
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  Speaker 1: of the anglish and pain you may have felt in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, and realize the blessing that you have
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  Speaker 1: been given, this wonderful gift called twenty twenty two. See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people gonna miss their blessing worrying about
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  Speaker 1: something that happened that they have no control over. I
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  Speaker 1: got some bad things happened in twenty twenty one, but
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  Speaker 1: can you not see the blessing and being here for
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two? I do, I do. This is just
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harved Morning Show full of grateful people for making
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  Speaker 1: it into twenty twenty two. I am the feelings leadable.
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  Speaker 1: Without them, I would be absolutely nothing, Ladies and General
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  Speaker 1: Sherley Strawberry Colin for real, that damn junior Nephew, Tommy
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  Speaker 1: Mississippi Monica and yours truly, I'm the engineering is David
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  Speaker 1: and the girl named Christal. Let's dude, everybody, this is
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  Speaker 1: a new year. We're doing a new thing. God is
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  Speaker 1: doing a new thing. Man, get about the things of
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  Speaker 1: the pass. Don't you see it happening. It's even happening
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  Speaker 1: right now. That's my new favorite scripture that's in Isaiah.
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  Speaker 1: Now exactly where it is, don't Isaiah. Let me take
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  Speaker 1: a shot at this Isaiah forty three on eighteen nineteen. Right, Oh, praise,
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  Speaker 1: praise you. Yeah. I'll been deep into scriptures on my
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  Speaker 1: break right here, because I decided I was gonna pray
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  Speaker 1: my way in the twenty twenty so I'm gonna change
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  Speaker 1: something about twenty twenty two. I'm gonna be closer to God.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what else I do. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: closer to the Lord in twenty twenty two. What's up everybody, y'all? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you live a different lonely lifestyle. You be lonely for real.
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  Speaker 1: the Oh that's the very blad people we rename. Ever.
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  Speaker 1: I am not a variance. Okay. No, you are so
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  Speaker 1: happy to be here, man, so grateful. Had a great
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  Speaker 1: break today. It's what today to you? Yes? Oh what? Yes? What? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh look at that flesh it I forgot about God?
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  Speaker 1: Your cup runneth Oval, Yes, George Steve is tonight on
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  Speaker 1: Look at it, watch it you Jewish show was over.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be talking about that. We're gonna talk about it
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  Speaker 1: all morning. Steve coming up with thirty two minutes after.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna start the show off with run that prank
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  Speaker 1: back from the nephew right after this. You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time. It
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  Speaker 1: is time to start up Morning Off. We'll run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back from the nephew. What you got for is
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  Speaker 1: nef weed in the church band, queed in the church.
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  Speaker 1: Beings never change in the new year. What you want
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  Speaker 1: to change? Let's go catch doc. Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach Dann brother, Brother Dan Dan. Hello, Hello on them,
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  Speaker 1: because I'll see that I'm trying to read brother Dare
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  Speaker 1: brother Dan. Oh, okay, yeah, this brother Scott from the
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  Speaker 1: Church and Belt the Baptist. Hello. Brother, Yeah, I call you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a little information about the church band.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's your schedule? Uh uh? Will you drive the church?
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  Speaker 1: And what's what's your schedule? I drive it Wednesday, Fridays
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  Speaker 1: and Sundays. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, now Sunday. What what
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  Speaker 1: is that schedule? Oh, Sunday. I usually start about eight
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  Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier, depending on
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  Speaker 1: some of the elderly people that I had to go
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  Speaker 1: pick up and bring to the church. Make sure they
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  Speaker 1: get there okay, and get situated and make sure they're
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  Speaker 1: on time for the service and whatnot. Okay, and then
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  Speaker 1: you take them back home after service is over. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless
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  Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there
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  Speaker 1: and meet them up there and want to take them
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  Speaker 1: to Jena or something afterwards. But I usual to get
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  Speaker 1: everybody back home. Okay, Okay. Now this class Sunday, which
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  Speaker 1: is part of the reason why I'm calling me. They
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  Speaker 1: saying that some of the church uh members that was
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  Speaker 1: on the band this Sunday, they are complaining, saying that
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  Speaker 1: um that the church vand was spending like weed when
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  Speaker 1: they got on there. Excuse me, they say the church
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  Speaker 1: van was spending like weed when they got on there.
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  Speaker 1: And you are the person that was driving them. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no, not not the van that I'm driving.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so I don't No, I don't. I ain't smoke weed,
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  Speaker 1: and no van, do you smoke weed? No? I don't
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  Speaker 1: smoke weed. I mean not carry I mean I have before,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't smoke weed now and I wouldn't smoke
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  Speaker 1: weed before. Picking Some people love to go to now
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  Speaker 1: where you carry it from who told you this? Well,
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  Speaker 1: all I knew is what what? What's coming down? The
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  Speaker 1: pipeline is? They saying that a couple of them members
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  Speaker 1: came complaining, See this just happened last week about this pipeline.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know who the pipeline is because just
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  Speaker 1: last week they came and me talking about that I
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  Speaker 1: was using the van to go places that I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to go to on my personal time. Now I don't
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  Speaker 1: do that. I don't do stuff like that. And now
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  Speaker 1: I have had a path, I don't had a history,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: smoke no church fan. So are you seriously talking? What? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to We're trying to get to the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of it and see what's going on with you? And said,
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  Speaker 1: do you know which one they loved me? Every Sunday
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  Speaker 1: then people tell me they loved me. They say I'm
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  Speaker 1: one of the most respectful young gentlemen they've ever met
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  Speaker 1: in their life. And so I really find it hard
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  Speaker 1: to believe that you you you getting these type of
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  Speaker 1: complaints about me. Okay, what I'm saying spell like who
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  Speaker 1: we I don't know what that means? Or nothing like that. Look, brothers,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you too well, and I know you
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  Speaker 1: don't know leave, but I've been driving this vans as
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  Speaker 1: a point to try to change my life and where
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  Speaker 1: I come from. So this was was something that I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to volunteer even though I'm getting paid to give
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  Speaker 1: my time to do this for the church. And now
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  Speaker 1: this is like the second instance where y'all and came
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  Speaker 1: at me on some stuff about like I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: do something with this van. Now, why would I disrespect
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  Speaker 1: the church van by smoking weed in it and then
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  Speaker 1: letting the weeds stay in There's so other people could
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  Speaker 1: spell it. Okay, so let me tell you what we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. We're gonna go out here to the church.
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  Speaker 1: They had to say, We're gonna go out here to
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  Speaker 1: day and open it up. Like if we see any
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  Speaker 1: seeds or anything around the driver seat, then then then
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna We're gonna definitely, uh point, gonna open the
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  Speaker 1: van up. Man. I was raising that church. Man, My
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  Speaker 1: mamma go to that church, my grandma, see you go
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  Speaker 1: to that church. See the reason we even all left
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  Speaker 1: that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up They
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  Speaker 1: ain't by driving around in the band full of elderly
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  Speaker 1: people smoking and we need blood. Dad, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to shut the band smell like weed, man, now
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't got the answer to these questions.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you that it wasn't me.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ask some weed in your part? I can't
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  Speaker 1: admitted with just smelling. I ain't had no weed on me.
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  Speaker 1: Stop trying to say like I had weed on the
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't gonna get me nothing that I ain't
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  Speaker 1: had no and we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna mess up my name or my family's
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  Speaker 1: name in this church and disrespect us like this. Now,
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  Speaker 1: We've been helping this church for years, and I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to tell you that I ain't riding around in no ban,
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  Speaker 1: smoking no weed with no elderly people. Did you ask
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  Speaker 1: any of the elderly people if they had any weed
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  Speaker 1: on them? H No, No, No, I didn't think about it.
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  Speaker 1: No elder people having no week. So you just assume
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  Speaker 1: it's me. What one of them guy got coma or something? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: What you know? What you know? Who I think? What
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  Speaker 1: did you know? Who I think the weed belonged to
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I think I think the weed belonged the
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Show. What man, damn,
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  Speaker 1: you just got a PreK Oh my god, you just
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  Speaker 1: got a pre to put his name. His name is brother,
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  Speaker 1: uh brother Lawrence, Lawrence ros Lawrence. Oh my, Larry called Larry,
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  Speaker 1: but la Larry Larry in trouble with men, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: got one more thing that. I got one more thing
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  Speaker 1: to ask you, man, what is the saddest and I
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  Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land, Man, Steve
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  Speaker 1: hard morning Man going on risk Man, going on the
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  Speaker 1: chill out the rest of the day. I tried, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I know I ain't gonna smoke no weed. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: so kind, thank you, thank you, thank you. All Right,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be ignorant of all them. Twenty twenty two.
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  Speaker 1: So stay two yes, Thence is here. Yes, yes, magnify that,
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  Speaker 1: magnify things. You don't have to stay. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: already know. It was like stating the obvious. Understand, I understand,
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  Speaker 1: we're back, Yeah, new year, We're back. Baby, all right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Nephew coming up next, It is asked to
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  Speaker 1: Cello with our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
• 21:03
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• 21:10
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  Speaker 1: where I'm mourning the loss of TV legend Betty White.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Also Goldie Max Julian, who starred as Goldie in The Mac,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite movies of all time, has passed away.
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  Speaker 1: Our condolence is going out to their families. We'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about all of these stories, of course, at the top
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time for
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Steve's favorite segment. Asked the clo Reddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty two, I've decided to be even more pointed.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Oh haunted. I don't know, just like you know, a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: poignant point haunted is a direction. I don't know now
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be. I only know what pomp poigna. I
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: ain't trying to point long time ago poignan poignant Yes, no,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: well wait wait wait, wait, wait, what what does poign
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: it mean? The same thing pointed in you? No, I'll
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: tell me what poign it means. I don't know. It
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: means some important, significant important. You're gonna be doing some
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: important things, significant things. No, that ain't what I mean.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm I'm gonna be more appointed,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: more direct, most, stick it, stick it in you, you know, stabbing.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be more stabbing. I'm gonna be more I'm
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be more penetrating. That what I mean by pointed
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: up in here? I'm not finishing poignant, I'm already What
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: is it? What do you say? That was? Again? It
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: was deeply affecting? How about that? I'll give you the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: webster painfully affecting? No, no, no, I'm finished. I'm finn
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: staying mold being more to the point. How about that point? Okay,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: let's go all right Maria and Baltimore says, my husband
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: is a doctor, and this evening he came home with
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a sweet potato pie and a loaf of banana bread.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: He said, one of the nurses is an excellent baker,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: and she brought the dessert so he could try them.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I told him he wasn't going to try anything, and
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I threw them in the trash. We still had desserts
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: that I had made for the holiday. So was I
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: justified in my action? No? I think you overreacted. You know,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the lady works for him in the office. She made
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: him some banana bread and sweet potato pie. Now you
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: didn't throw it in the tray. Now you know what
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: you probably may not know is just maybe yo sweet
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: potato pie need to go into trad Maybe that's why
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: he bought a home. Understand you understand. See that's what
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I mean. I'm gonna be more pointed. You know what
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm pointing to fank where it need to be. Now,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: you should have just left. Let the man half sweet
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: petato pies Christmas holidays. So you bring a sweet petato
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: pie home from another woman, you it's gonna be who
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: cannot bring home or sweetetate pie. Not sure, nobody know
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing nothing home from shire John Cooking That Mississippi
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: might be able, but we know who the hell came
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: point You can't make a sweet petato pie in the
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: crock pot. De damn right there, that's so pointed. Right
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: The next question, Yeah, you got out of that one
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: all right. Camilla in Seattle says, I'm a single mom.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I have a five year old son, and I'm dating
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: a guy that is a little overweight, but I love it.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: My son has a habit of making my boyfriend uncomfortable
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: with the things he says. Over the weekend, he tol
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend that he was going to break the chicken
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: the kitchen chair, and it started an argument between my
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: boyfriend and I. I told him the children have no
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: filter and he's not being mean on purpose. He said,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I need to discipline him. Do I? No, you need
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: to lose You need your boyfriend need to lose some
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: weight to five year old just calling it like he said, Mama,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the fat man hill gonna break it out out damn
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: furniture around here. Okay, so let me do an example.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Anybody just asked me a question, and I'm gonna be five.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: But everything I'm saying gonna have something to do with that.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I don't care what the question to you, They're gonna
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: have something do with the fat ass man and the
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: out go ahead. Any question at all? What did you
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: get for Christmas? Well, let me go in here and
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: ask Santa Claus what he bought. Did you like. Did
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you like my mommy's dinner? Well, if I had a
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: chance to eat some? But guess who was here at
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: eight first? Well, after dinner, we're going to the movies.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: You want to go? Yeah, I guess I get on
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: in here and ride this fat ass slay on down there. Okay,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I think we get your point. We do, all right,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Alexia and Baton Rouge says, I've been married for two
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: years and my husband still calls his ex wife's parents
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: his mother in law and his father in law. He
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: always told me that he broke it off with his
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: wife but not her parents because they helped him through
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: some rough times. Through some tough times. His ex wife's
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: parents recently came to visit my husband, but I wasn't
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: home and he let them in. I want to give
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: him an ultimatum about his in laws, but I don't
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: quite know how what should I do? Well, that's an
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: interesting one because he probably looks at them as parental figures,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: and so they might have built a special bond. And
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: as long as he don't have nothing to do with
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: the girl, I understand your reservation about it because of
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the sheer connection to the ax that being her parents
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: and you don't see how they can separate them. And
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: it is a hard one, but I think you're gonna
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: have to inform him that it puts you in a
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: very uncomfortable position, and for you to have them in
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: our house was totally disrespectful to me. And you can't
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: just you can go visit them if that's what you're
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: gonna do. I don't like it, but you can go
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and visit them, but you can't bring that into my
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: house and rub it in my face because I'm uncomfortable.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: That's my suggestion. Wow, But now the real Steve Harvey
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: answer is kass over there again? See all right? Find
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: your ass a new one. Moving on. FeelA in New
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: York says, I'm a fifty year old woman engaged to
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: forty two year old man. I need your advice. I
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: love thoughtful gifts, romantic gestures, but my fiance stopped spoiling
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: me after he proposed. He asked me what I wanted
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: for Christmas. I gave him five ideas. He gave me
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: five hundred dollars and told me to get whatever I
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: want it. I don't want to appear ungrateful, but that
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: is not okay. Can I get him back to being
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: romantic and thoughtful or is this how he really is? Wow,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: that's how he really is. But the same thing it
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: took to get your babyhooked, it's the same thing it's
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: gonna take to keep them. That's a song they wrote. Now,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: what you got to do is, since he proposed to you,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: if you cut back and curved back on some of
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: these wifely like duties, you can force him back into
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: who he was. Because men react to pain and consequences,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: and reward. We only react to pain, consequence, and reward,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: So you have to create one or the three for
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: his behavior. Bad behavior should not be rewarded. So you've
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: got to find a way to issue some consequences for
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: bad behavior. That's just the way we're build I'm sorry.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Welcome to twenty twenty two. All right, all right, issues,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, cello. Coming up at the top
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: happy New Year. It is time now for today's entertainment news. Tonight, Tonight, tonight,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: mister Harvey, is the season premiere of your new show.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: It's called Judge. Steve, it's on a b C. You're
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: a judge, but tell us about it. Yeah, well, now
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: let me explain something to y'all. If you want to
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: really sit down and go to court and holla laughing
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: while you're in court. This is the show show. Yeah,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the thing I decided to do was use my gift,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: which god game is human. Now, the cases are very real.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: They are all small claim courses cases. They are real,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: They've been vetted, they are real, they are under all
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: legal obligations. They signed then after David that they have
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: to agree to whatever judge Steve says. We are right
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: off the top and nobody everybody know I'm not a judge.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Everybody know I ain't with the law school. I make
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: that clear several times. But your ass signed after David
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: and said you would abide by my decisions. Now, we
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: have a legal team that advises me, but I've only
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: listened to them twice the whole damn season. The whole season.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: So they've removed the legal team from this show. Well,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: they they still over there and they just decide what
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: cases I get. But it's up to ten thousand dollars.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I use my humor. It's some funny stuff get said.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: But my specialty is I bust people lying. Yeah, oh man,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's like an amazing guilt that I know.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I know when somebody lying. Huh, every dude that has
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: been on that show that lies, I busted because you're
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: an expert and you know some things. You really know it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: So you're going on real life spirit. I'm going on
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: real life experience. I use humor and I And the
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: difference between this Judge showing other Judge shows is I
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: actually care about the story. See. You know, like if
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: you know, like if you listen to Judge shows and
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: they go, no, they ain't got nothing to do with
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: this case. Now, Yeah, dude, talk to me. You want
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: to hear. What I like, Steven, is that it's on
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: at night. It's it's on at night. Most Judge shows
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: are on in the daytime. Well, let me tell you
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: what happened here. Uh how I pitched the idea. I'll
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: tell y'all off the air. But when they went for it, Uh,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: it was supposed to be a summer release show. After
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: we started recording and they got involved, Disney and ABC
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: said wait a minute, this is this is really good.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: So they moved it from a summer release show to
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: a mid season and then they gave me a half
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: a season guaranteed, and so it's shot and it's on
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: in prime time, and they moved it to prime time
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: and they said, wait a minute, man, hold up, we
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: might have something good for prime timers. So they put
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: me on right after Blackish, and which is a great
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: leading and that's a lot of faith. So it's just
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: another blessing, man, And if I told you the story
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: of how the whole show came about, just another gift
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: from God, that's all it is. And tonight starts a
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: new journey God willing um. You know, we'll see how
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: it goes. But TV man is so unpredictable, it's so hard.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, we'll be watching Judge Steve tonight, eight pm,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: seventh Central on a DC. You do not if anybody
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: on this show don't watch it, don't to work tomorrow
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: and just get on over there and see if DL
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: and Ricky Smiley got I called my frand brothers for you.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: It's been so long since I your grandmama got to
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: watch hard. They got all them getting together to watch
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: this tonight, all for them to take something junior junior.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be worth it, dog, It's to be worth it.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I think I think it's such a I really do
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: think it's a good show man. And I'm not just
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: saying it because I'm on it, but I'm really proud
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: of this when I think the concept was fresh. It's
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: never been done this way before. Question R Steve, what
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: do you wear? Are you wearing a robe? And all
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: of that row of blue chee got suits down? Now
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I am gonna wear all black. But I can't wear
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: no road though. I don't want nobody, you know, mistake
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: me for choir member. Oh men are still but differently.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: You know, I get up, I stand up on the show,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I walk down to the litigates table. You know I
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: showed I got I got two screens created. Well, I
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: can show you what you said like if I bust
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you in a lie, I got two big screens in
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the court. Why I could do replays? Oh oh oh.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: As the season go on, you're gonna see what I
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: what I really thought would be fun to have in
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: a court. Let me ask yourself. Yeah, that gave is
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: it real gold? It's gold plated? It ain't go if
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: it was real gold. I couldn't pick it up, and
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: then it'll be at the house somewhere. I like, he dog.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: That's the size of a bar, Yeah, a bar gold? Well,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: how much is a bar gold? Right now? That's only
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: that's how only something you would right there? Well, we
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: used to be about three eighty, so let me see
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: what they are now anyway again, Judge Steve tonight right
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: after Blackish and ABC eight pm, seven Central. All right,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: you do not want to miss it. It's gonna be
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: some fun. Remember we all have to watch it, all right,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: coming up to twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: sports talk with Junior right after this. You're listening, all right,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: a lot of sports stuff going on, Junior. It's time
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: for sports talk. What you got ah, Yes, Shirley, let
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: me just say this before this. Greensboro, North Carolina, January fourteen, fifteen,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. The Ignis continues at the Comedy Zone.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Go get your tickets right now. Now here's a problem
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I had long. I don't know if you've seen this
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: on you probably have. Tommy, y'all know you probably saw
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: a caller. I know this is crazy and Tonio Brown's
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: career with the Tampa Bay Bucks is over after his
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: midfield melt down in the third quarter versus the Jets.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Suddenly and Tonio took off his jersey and path and
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: through his shirt and gloves understand and jobbed off the field.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: He wanted the New York crowd before running into the
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: tunnel late in the third quarter with the Jets leading
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: twenty four to ten. Tom Brady, now Tom Brady who
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: got him the job in Tampa Bay, said that a
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Tony Brown needs help and deserves compassion. Not the black folks.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: We don't do we see crazy? Is he really sick?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: He's sick though, man, there's something wrong with it. It's
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: something wrong, say some timmy when my uncle when worked
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: in twelve years say this food crazy. Yeah, everybody's talking
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: about he's got CTE. But do you know how many
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: football players have had CTE? And none of them has
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: pulled their jersey off in the middle of a game,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: throw their gloves in the stairs, wave to the crowd,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: tried to hype them up, and then run off, and
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: then asked realize, now, hey, man, you didn't quit yeah
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: in New York, Hold on, dog, how are you gonna
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: get back to Tampa? You can't you gotta get on it.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: So you know, you know you can't get on team plane.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: So he asked the highway put rollman to take him
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: to the airport. The dude say, we can't do that, sir,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: So he had to go to his locker room, get
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: his clothes, and then go make another move. I don't
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: think it has a nothing. This is not mental illness, man,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: This is something else, because he does this all the time.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Antonio Brown, Oh, you don't think it's mental. I think
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: it's something. I don't think it. Let me say something.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Do you realize he just got back off suspension? Do
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: you realize he just came back? But crazy is mental?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: It's something wrong, it really is. It's hard to think
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: that it's not anything wrong, Steve. If he's doing that,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's something wrong. But I think
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: it's the way he processes. And I'm not sure if
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: that comes from he's such an attention seeker, he's such
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: a it's all about me. At one point in time,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: this starts to look like a bunch of foolish pride
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: to me, because everything you do is for somebody to
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: see me to draw a reaction. I don't I don't
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: know what that is, man, I really don't know what
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: it is, but I know that this young man will
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: never ever play professional football again. By okay, all right,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: thank you guys. Coming up thirty four minutes after the hour,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show, all right. Before we
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: left off, Steve, we were talking about Antonio Brown and
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: um just trying to trying to make sense amongst his
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: mother down yeah, about what's happened something. Let me say this,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Me in Prime Time reached out to him a few
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: years ago when the Super Bowl was in Miami, and
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: he was an applicable. You know, he was a brother
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: man who was willing to listen, and he wasn't in
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: the league at the time, but he was willing to
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: make amends to get back in the league. And Prime
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Time spent a lot of time mentoring it. So Prime
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: knows and really, well, I don't want to talk about
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: mental illness because I'm not qualified to talk about it.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: It is a very very real issue. It's real in
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: all communities in life, black, white, Latino, Asian. I don't
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: care who you are, Native America. Guns mental illness is real,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: And I like that commercial that comes on TV that says,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: when you ask your friends how they're doing, you know,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: sit down and take some time to talk to them,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: really get behind the sentence. Hey man, how you doing?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I'm all right? Whoa whoa? Whoa? Bro? What you mean?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: You're all right? What's going on? What you talk to me?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I'm here if you need me. I like that new
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: commercial that's on TV. So mental illness is very, very real,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to see him dis hardened to that.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: What troubles me out Antonio Brown, is that at this level,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: at one point in time, you have to incorporate what
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: is the lesson that's learned, and if you're not willing
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: to learn the lesson, I don't know what form of
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: mental illness that is, but you can't keep be given
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: chance after chance after chance to like Carla said on
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: the break, Carla said, you're playing a game that very
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: few people get to get to at this level. They
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: spend their whole life dreaming of this moment, and then
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: for you to get there and constantly sabotage yourself, I'm
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: assuming that must be some type of mental illness that yeah,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: because it's as you appear to be a prige. Why,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: what's wrong? What's happening? What do you think your decision making? It? Ye?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: You to have that melt down at work? What's your job?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: It's such things, Steve. I think he just wants to
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: be about him. He always made these moves when it's
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: about him. Out of Pittsburgh, out of Oakland, now Tampa Bay.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: It's always been about him. It's attending it. I don't
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I don't see, but it's about him, and he's forfeiting,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: you know, all the money and the salary and everything,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: so he's willing you put it all out on the line. Mansion.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: It's like you can make it about you, but then
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: some people know when to when to stop and still
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: collect their checks. You live even though they make it
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: about them. You live in Tampa. You need to ride
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: back the team. You can't get back on that. Yeah,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: you know I sometimes Yeah, yeah, I think so too.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Steve. I just find it. It's so hard
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  Speaker 1: for me to look at situations like this and with
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: this guy, because it's always a front and center moves.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: It's a twofold thing. You know, now if you got
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: a mental problem, but then at the same time I
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: see these signs of these foolish pride. That's what throws
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  Speaker 1: me off. Man, when I look at you and you
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: everything you do is in front of people, so somebody
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: can see me. I'm gonna take off all my shirts
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: and track across the field. Dog, you ain't even in temple.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: These ain't no fans of yours. This new y'all. They
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: damn near hate everybody. So now you run across the
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: field with your hands up. You took your clothes off
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: through your T shirt gloves in the stands. Then you
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: try to get them raw raw. Then you starting to
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  Speaker 1: do sign and you trot down the Yeah, I showed
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: them as soon as you got your ass in that tunnel.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I bet you you went all hell the hell, yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, it looks crazy how it looks. It's really
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I agree with you on how it looks. We just
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is. You know it's mental, all right? Yeah,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: we're moving on and uh coming up next, it is
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: the nephew with today's prank phone call right after this
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: talking about I'm gonna be stupid on purpose. We know
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steven Show coming up at the
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today that subject Santa stopped by
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  Speaker 1: the wrong house. Oh, we'll get into it in just
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Right now, nephew in the building with
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call? What you got for his nev?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I got Christmas lights expiration? Okay, Christmas lights come on
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: through Tommy, y'all gonna quit this here, Christmas and life exploration.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Let's go catch out. Hello. So I'm trying to reach James. Yeah, hey, James,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: how you doing this? Is Greg? I don't want to
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: get neighbors. I live a few streets over from you.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: How you doing today? I'm doing fine? What's up this?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Want to make sure I got the right person? You're
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: at um chick North Willow Been Yeah, okay, why are
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: you calling? Man? What's up? Okay? I'm on I live
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: on Shadow Bend, Man. My name is Greg, and I
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: want to I want to reach out to you. Uh,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: we seem to have a bit of a problem. Man.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: You still have your Christmas lights up on the house
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: and what what? What's what's going on? You know? We
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: you know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: when you gonna take these down. Man. We go through
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: this every year and uh, it ain't no problem. Man.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: The lights are gonna stay up. Oh what what? What?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: What do you mean they're gonna stay up? Did I
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: start up? I said the lights are gonna stay up?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: You know, no go down? No hold on, bro, Christmas
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: is over. The lights ain't finn to stay up? Okay
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: you nightely and tell you that the lights need to
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: come down. You know, I don't. I don't even why
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: do you have your lights up after Christmas? Sounder Claus?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: The whole Christmas thing is over? Wait? Wait, wait a man, man,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: what's your name again? Greg? Who of the My name?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: My name is Greg. My name is Greg, and I
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: live on Shadow Bend. I live post its over from you.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I don't give a about where you live. Man. You know,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: how did you get my number? I got your number
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: from the h o A. You know, the president alum,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the one gave me your number. But that but that's
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: neither here nor there. The big issue is these Christmas
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: lights just got to come down. You sound like a joke, man,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: You sound like a goool. What you're gonna take my Christmas? Like?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: You know, I keep those lights up. You know why
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I keep throwing lights up. I'm gonna listening. My mama
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: loves those lights. She she keeps the lights up a
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: little bit longer than usual. But we don't give a
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: fuck about that as long as she's happy. So okay, okay,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I'm hearing you with your mama. Understand that. You know
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: you gotta love for your mom. Cool, but take up.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: The whole neighborhood wants your lights down. So I'm gonna
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: tell you this right here, from neighbor to Nate. You
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: got to the mar evening to take them to lights down.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: If not, I'm gonna take them down, my damn sir.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: What time are you coming? Bro? What time are you coming? Okay,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I get off at five. I'll
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: be at your house about six to take these dinner
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: lights down. If you're not, yeah, I'll be looking for
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you too. Man. You know we got a big family.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my brother and we're gonna meet you.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: We're gonna meet you because you ain't taking down. You understand,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: lights are goes up. Bro, Okay, I don't care give
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you and your mama got to take them damn life down.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Hold up, brother, what you say about my mama. I said,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: you and your mama can take them life down or
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: somebody got to take them down. Mom. You're talking about
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: my mom. We ain't taking down. When did you say
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: you live? I'm not shadow being I'm on shadow. Then
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you just you're trying to You're trying to sign you
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: up death sentence. If you come over to my crib
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: and talk about taking down I mother Christmas like you. Man.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: If I come over there and you and your mama
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: ain't on the ladder trying to get the lights off
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: that house, then I'm taking them down. A man. You
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: you're talking about my mama taking down the light. I've
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: got a baseball back for your mother and everybody at
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: the h o A. I don't everybody at that club
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: you in or whatever? They your hen and whatever. I'm
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: you up, mother, I'm you up? Okay? Well if you
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: if you meet up, you're gonna have to You're gonna
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: have to time me up too. She's I mean one,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: he's the one told us you had the lights on
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: the house and hadn't taken him down comedy one time?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Who I mean you can you get over here right now?
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't come I'll tell you what. I come through there,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Me and tim Me both will come through there if
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: that's what you want. Come on, mother, ya silly? Okay?
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: So so can I say something? So what? Mother? Can I?
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? Because you man, you
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: ain't gotta say hell you say that when you get old. Man, Yeah,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you're talking about my mama. Man. Okay, hey, hey, hey,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: hey hey, calm down, dude, calm down. Okay, I'm down
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: about what Can I say something? Can I say one
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: more thing? Just that? The one more thing I'm all
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. Is this nephew Timmy from Steve Harvey
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Did you say, oh you you got to
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: be kidding me? Man? Yeah? Man, you got James? You
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: all right? Man? No? Man, ain't all right? Man? What
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: you got my blood pressure up? What at? Wow? Uses? Hey, Jane,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you got some labors Russell and shot Nie Russell and
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: shot Nise. They are the ones that got me the prank.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Call you back. They ain't gonna get no Christmas present
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: for me next year? You ask some bulls man? Who? Wow?
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: You was heated by? Oh man, you was heated? Man.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: One thing I do know about you, Jane, you love
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: your mama about you. I love I love it the
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: death man. You you you had to take it. There
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: ain't right man, Oh man, you gotta let me know. Man,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: show in the land. Let me hear. Oh my god,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: the Steve Hardy in the Morning Show? Man, Steve ran
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: what morning blank morning shown? Man? I love James. You
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: ain't your mama man louda. Y'all need to get your
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: damn life down, that's all. But everybody coming over with
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: him to get some of his baseball back down. Man,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: he just sang blankety deaths. He was heated for the word.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah a little you had a little whimper in his
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: voice when oh yes, mama, oh dog dog, think when
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: you when a man voice started cracking, got problem? Yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Well see now he dealing you. You're dealing with the
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: inside of him. You fit to fight, You fit the fight.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: What's on the inside of him? You ain't just so
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Now he gonna draw on some stuff that you ain't ready.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: It's ugly, man, I'm telling you right now, it's ugly
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: when the dude get the whimpering mama. But but but
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: still want to fight. Though he ain't getting in the
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: car crying. He getting out the car crying. Talking that way,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: you're dealing with the inside of a man. No you
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: you you messing with the part that you you don't
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: get to see. So it's so instantly it's gonna be more.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be more. It's it's ugly man. Well, I
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: gotta be real for you. Go ahead to come see
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: my inside and outside. January fourteenth, fifteen sixteen. Don't sound
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: the little like you tell my dog places. Come see
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: mine yourself. Chuckle's Comedy Club January fourteen, fifteen sixteen. M
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Okay Weekend, Jackson, Mississippi. Tickets on sale right now, fresh
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: out of the gate, twenty twenty two. The nephew grabbing
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: the mic, just got to dropping the mic with them legends.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Now the nephew is at Chuckles, So get your tickets
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: there on sale right now. All right, nephew, thank you up.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Next Strawberry Letters, subject STANDU stop by the wrong house.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time now for
• 54:01
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  Speaker 1: It is twenty twenty two Strawberry Letter. Thank you, f
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: you subject Sanna stop by the wrong House. Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a forty year old married woman and my husband
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: and I have two children, ages six and eight. He's
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: a fireman, so he's used to dressing as Santa for
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood and the kids come by the fire station
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: and get free pictures with Sanna. He and two other
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: guys do it annually. This Christmas, my husband played Sannah
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: the day before Christmas Eve. He was at the station
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: all day while I wrap presents and got the house
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: together for my parents to come visit. My six year
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: old son wanted to see Santa for the one hundredth time,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: so I drove over to the station. My hobby wasn't there,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: but his coworker was dressed in the suit, so my
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: son was happy. Later that evening, My husband came home
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: and told me he'd have to work on Christmas Eve
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: and he'd come home on Christmas morning in the Santa
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: suit to surprise the kids. While on Christmas morning, it
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: got to be nine am and the kids had been
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: up and had breakfast, but Santa didn't show up. I
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: called and Santa didn't answer. Around eleven am, Santa came
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: in and said he got caught up at work. I
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: knew he was lying because I could smell perfume on
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: his Santa suit. There was a makeup on the white beard,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: and I could see he wasn't wearing underwear under those
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: thin Santa pants. I was very embarrassed because I know
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: my mother noticed it too. He played Santa and then
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: tried to rush to the shower, but I wouldn't let
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: him get on dressed unless I was in the room.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: So he slept in the darned suit all day. It says,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: darn stud look at it. I thought it was my bad.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: You wanted it to be, no, didn't you. Yeah, so
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: he slept. He slept in the darned suit all day.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: He got text messages from the same number all day,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: but I didn't want snoop through his phone. This ruined
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: my holidays and now he's not talking to me because
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I accused him of cheating? Is he being defensive because
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: he's guilty? Please help? You already know the answer. You
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: already know, and I'm so sorry to say it's yes.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's defensive because he's guilty of cheating on you.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: He was wherever he was doing exactly what you think
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: he was doing. The perfume that you smelled and the
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: makeup you saw with your own eyes was real, and
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: that is your proof. I mean, in case clothes, that's
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: all you would need right thereon poured a law. Right, Judge, Steve,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: don't let him flip this one on you. Please don't
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: let let him do that. You did nothing wrong. He
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: is a nerve to be giving you the silent treatment.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's the one who did the dirt. Looks
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: like he was doing dirt on Christmas Day. Dirt on
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Christmas Day. That's not you. Don't cheat on Christmas, Okay,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: don't do that. You still let him live. He did
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: all that, he embarrassed. You're in front of your parents.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Your kids didn't see him till around eleven. They had
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: had breakfast open their gifts, probably everything, and everyone knows
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: that Santa visits at night and leaves the toys. But
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: this Santa husband of yours, without cheating. He tried to
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: cover it up by saying he was working. You know better,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: you know the truth. It's just a matter of how
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: do you deal with this and move forward? And I'm
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: sorry this had to happen to you on Christmas Day,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: but you're cheating Santa husband, Steve, did you say everybody
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: knows Santa come at night? Santa comes at night? You
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: didn't have nothing else to say? You d out of
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: stuff to say, Santa comes at night. I'm so mad
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: that this is the opening letter for twenty twenty two.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: The ridiculousness of this is just it is Uh, it's
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: alarming to me, ma'am Why you wrote this letter? Because
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: you're farty, you're married, you got two kids. Your husband
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: is a fireman and he plays Santa Claus down at
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: the fire station every year, which means your husband kind
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: of large this Christmas? What well, come on now, her
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: husband gotta be kind of large? Well, Oh, of all
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: the men down at the fire stay high he Santa?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: You think you think they ship the skinniest person I'm
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: just going with it. I'm trying to turn this nothing
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Das's letter into since this is the first one in
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, I'm not gonna play with these letters
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: no more. Stop talking to me about fat shaming and
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: all this hill When they pick you to be Santa,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: cloth size got something to do with it. They probably
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: picked him because he the only one that comes, like
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: like when you come down the pole at the firehouse.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Whoever the slowers probably end up having to be selling
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: he was cheating. Well, we'll get to that. All the
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: kids come to the fire station, get free pictures with
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Santa club, blah blah blah. You at the house wrapping presents,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: getting ready for your parents to come over to the house.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Your son down now said he was not when your
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: your husband playing Santa, the Davey folks pruss even he
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: was at the station all day. Now, you're six year
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: old want to see Santa for one hundred times. So
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: you go to the station. Your husband wasn't dare, but
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: his coworker was dressed in the suit. Now let me
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: ask you a questions. If you go to the fire
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: station and your husband posted be at Whorton, I've never
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: been a fireman before. But if you at the work
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: at the fire station, you either at the fire station
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: or you after fire. And the fire right now, if
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: all the trucks is in now and all all the
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: firemen is in there, where your fire asshole, mister Chubby?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: All that thought, Steve, We'll have part two of Steam's
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: response coming up with twenty three minutes after the hour
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: today strawberry letters subject Santa stopped at the Wronghouse. We'll
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening Steve
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letters. Santa stopped at the long House. Well,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: it's forty year old lady marriedeth Is fat as firement
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: that play Santa Claus every year for the kids down there.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: They got two kids of their own, six and eight.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: He said he was done. He said he was down
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: there at the fire station that day. And so your
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: six year old son wanted to go see Santa for
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: a hundred times. So she drove to the station. Your
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: husband wasn't now, but his coworker was dressed in the suit,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: so your son was happy. Now, if your husband supposed
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: to be at work, but he ain't at work, and
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: he at five, and you're not at the fire station.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: You must be at the five because they were two
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: things they do at the fire station. He wait on
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: five so they can come in and save people's lives
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: in the Bible. All right, all right, later that and
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: now your husband wasn't there. Now, Later that evening, your
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: husband came home and told me he'd have to work
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: on Christmas Eve and he'd come home on Christmas morning
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: in the Santa suit to surprise the kids. Okay, all right,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: I got you. Well, on Christmas morning, it got about
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: nine am. The kids have been up and breakfast, had breakfast,
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  Speaker 1: but Santa didn't show up. As we lay we forgot
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  Speaker 1: a buy marrow as we laid me. Yeah, I hate that,
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  Speaker 1: damn song boy, because I've been there. Man happened to
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: me a long, long long time ago. But oh lord,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I laid up there way too. Damn Lord, out my
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: eyes if he was squinting, called sunlight coming through the women. Yo,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I'm don't getting here. Well, I'm supposed to be at home.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: It wasn't Christmas Eve. I didn't have a Santa Claus
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: suit or nothing. So now, well, Christmas morning got at
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: nine am. The kids been up breakfast, but Santa didn't
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: show up. I called Santa. He didn't answer. By eleven am,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Santa came in and said he got caught up at work.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing can happen if you get caught up
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  Speaker 1: at the work. YO asked us to be out of fire.
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  Speaker 1: Was no fires on the news on Christmas Day, which
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: is news. I knew he was lying because I could
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: smell perfume on his Santa suit. God, and that was
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: makeup on the white beard. God. I could see he
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: wasn't wearing underwear under those thin Santa pans. God, I
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: was advanced because I know my mother noticed it too.
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  Speaker 1: All right, now we got a problem because he has
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: not developed a lie for the perfume, the makeup or
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: the in suit. Santa Claus was outswinging now, But the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: problem Santa Claus. Santa Claus was out swinging. The problem
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  Speaker 1: he got is he didn't develop a life for And
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: it's too late for the line because now he tried
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: to rush. He played Santa and then he tried to
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: rush to the shower. But I wouldn't let him get
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: undressed unless I was in the room. Yah, So he
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: slept in the suit all day. That's the only thing
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: he did that had value. He slept well, hedn't he
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: knew he couldn't get necking because it's way too much.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: He still got on gift wrapping paper up under the air,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: he got, He got some bold stuck on his hand.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: They was doing some Crystmas stuff that was got kid
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: friendly his ass, got wrapping paper, glitter on he got.
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  Speaker 1: He still got tensel caught up under the hair under
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: his arms. Yeah, he got to get all this. He
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: got the fruitcake, it is belly button. He got eggs. Yeah,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: he got a lot going on right now. So he
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: got to get this water and get all this Crystmas
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: stuff on. She made him leave the bed on because
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: she had a fantasy. She always wanted to do center,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: so she done center anyway. Anyway, he got text meshes
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: from the same numba all day. But I didn't want
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: to snoop this on this ruin of my holidays. And
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: now he's not talking to me because I accused him
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: a chief. Is he being defensive because he's guilty. No,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: he's not being defensive. He's being offensive because what my
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: brother taught me a long time ago, the best defense
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: is a good office. So now he's not being defensive,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: he's taking the offense. And now I'm not speaking to
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: you because you accuse me of cheating. And she has
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: ever this, and she's correct. Why would he sleep in
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: that damn soup? Like? Why the makeup come from? What
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: nine year old? You didn't hand on your lap with
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: a full face of makeup, and you ain't got no
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: drawls on? Santa Claus got to wear a drawl. I'm
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: telling you right now, your ans is going to prison
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: if you sit up in here the mall trying to
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: play Santa Claus with no damn draws on. That ain't
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: even look all right. And you got to get a
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: thicker suit. Next, yous on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve
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  Speaker 1: Hervey dot com, Ongram, and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Letter podcast on demand now coming up at forty six
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, Junior is here with Sports Talk.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Right after them, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Junior is here with Sports Talk. What you got? Junior?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: All right? Shutting forty and doesn't just wanted the rest
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: of let y'all know that January fourteen fifteen comedies on Greensboro,
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina. Your favorite play cut to coming, go ahead
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: and get your ticket right now. Now. In sports, first
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: of let me get us out of the way. Did
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: y'all see this what happened in Washington with Jalen Hurts
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: fans collapse? Yeah, man, I'm glad he's all right. Man.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: That was a danger situation when the lower level collapse
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: and those fans fell out on the tunnel. He helped
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: right now. Oh, they fat ass leaned over and they failed.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: They were right there on the front row. They was
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: on the first role. Yeah, some most fat sham and stuff,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: and all this fat sham of stuff gonna be over
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: with in twenty twenty two for me. Yeah, the fat
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: ass man, look at him, fell backwards into the crowd.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Nobody was hurt. So now let's just call it like
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: it is. Why is your fat ass leaning? That's why
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: I'm a judge, Sherlett. Come on, what is you fit
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: to blame the stadium people fault when clearly your fat
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: ass eat it. Y'all leaning against this baby real look
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: like crib with eight jack babies in it. That's it, man,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Fine though, I know, yeah, I'm a judge. Now I'm
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be more judgmental. Okay, let me talk to Steve then,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: because I gotta ask this man. We all know the
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: biggest sports stories. Antonio Brown quitting on the book Sunday
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Sunday in New York. Right, I understand this down. Let
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. You know. We talked about this, babe,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: mental imlis We don't know. I'm not saying that I
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: got family that got mental issues. I understand mental illness.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I know crazy when I
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: see it. I know that I know that right off
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: the top. Boy's crazy. Bro. Let me explain. Oh no,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know what has to happen to you how
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: many times before you learn the lesson? Now, we all
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: have lessons to learn. And he gonna have to learn
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: this now. Whether it's a mental issue or not that
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: he needs help for, that's probably the case. I don't
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: see how it can't be. But whatever it is, you
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: still have to learn this lesson. Yeah, because when you
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: get your mental whatever addressed, one of the things they're
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: gonna have to talk about is your decision making process.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: And something wrong right there and there ain't got nothing
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: to do with the mental illness. Well, I don't know
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: that for a fact. From Let me retract that statement.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: What Steve, I'm anna judge you got to get your
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: ass out of him? Yeah, first of all, not in
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: the NFL on no more. You to mess your money
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: up for the rest of the year. Anybody got to
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: pay you quit on the team, be detrimental to the
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: benefit of the team. All him is in the contract.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: He out the NFL. I beat Damn. I'm trying to
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: think I got to put you out to the NFL
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: for your ass. Get tired of getting put out the
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: inn field. It's been put out quite can We came
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: about this at the top of Now I got something
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: I want to say. We'll be back. You heard it
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harby Morning Show right after this.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Junior is here we part two in sports talk for
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: the morning. What you got, Junior? What else? Okay? We
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: know that Antonio Brown biggest sports third. I ain't never
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: seen them like this. Quit on the Tamba Bay Bucks
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: in New York versus the Jets. How they Bucks was
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: down twenty four to ten. They end up with it
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: the game, but he quit. But I just want to
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: say this and Judge Steve please come in and help
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: me with this. Uh, there were some things I just said.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: These are things that Tonio Brown said right after he
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: took them pads off. Damn, it's Cole out here just saying.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: I know. He said, my man, I need that shirt back.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Something else. He said, man, probably should have kept him glove.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I know you had to say this. In the hell
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: am I gonna get home? I know, Caesar just he said.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Tonio Brown had to say when he took them shoulder
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: pads off, why you ain't stopping me? Yeah? You saw
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: what I was doing, I promise you. After he put
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: his clothes on that the locker room, he sat down
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: for a minute with I'll be there him. I didn't
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: done it again, I helped done it. See. He was
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: running around there on the field just braidy. Now he said,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: does that say? JITs broa here got another one? He
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: was thinking. I know he said this right here? What
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: the blank was? I think? Yes, he had to get
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: in that locker room and he had to get in
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: and say this is by far stupid. Yeah, yeah, by far.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I can't show you. I ain't never done nothing this,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: damn you just to Brown said while he was out there,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: he took them, show the pads off, through that shirt
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: and the blood in the stand and he probably said,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: my man, I need that shirt back. It's thirty one
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: out here. Yeah, here goes something else said, huh, man,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I appreciate all the people saying I need mental health,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: but that was pretty stupid though, created stupid like that.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: But I must say so myself after the day, I'm
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: stupid and the words of Tommy. This has got to
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: be by fALS. And I got a list. Oh yeah,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: we know his list him. Oh my god, man, that's
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: that's it. I just you know, man, I got what
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: everybody saying about the mental health. Yeah, but it's something else.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: It's something else. Man. When you throw m without you
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: don't you can't process information, you can't retain the lesson
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: from before, You have no recollection of prior, and you
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: don't pull on no experience, nothing. No, man, that's you
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: know what is that? Didn't you say he actually lived
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: with Tom Brady? Yeah, yeah, yeah, conversations, you know he did.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: That's why I know something wrong with his as about
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: him and he stuck and struck his neck out for him. Yeah,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I wanted him to get on the team. You know.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Now he's the one calling for empathy for him. And
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: then he needs help. That's what Tom Brady. He needs
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: help and he and he should get help. But he'll
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: never play football again, No, not on a professional level
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: because no one would want to take a chance. So
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: like before when he was talking about I'm just gonna
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: go back to school, well you need to sign up, dog, right,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: need to sign up time right now? Yeah, really gonna
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: be struggling with who in the interview room when you
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: do get the degree. It's gonna sit there and go, Yeah,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give him a cubicle, a chair in a yeah, yep, yeah,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: and a business called my company name on it. Yeah.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, we'll be back with more of the
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after the hour.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Morning Show. Well, Hollywood is
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: mourning the loss of TV legend Betty White. Betty White
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: passed away this past Friday at the age of ninety nine. Celebrities, comedians,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: and politicians took to social media to pay tribute to
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Betty White, who, of course was everyone's favorite golden girl.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: She had her sense of humor, Steve, I mean, you know,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: well into her nineties. Yeah, I mean, and she was
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: still funny. Just you know, we got the same birthday, Yeah,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: generally something. Wow. Yeah, she would have been one hundred
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: years old. Everybody was hoping she make it to one hundred.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: She was just a few weeks away, wasn't Yeah yeah,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: there there will be a movie about her life released
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: on what would have been her one hundredth birthday, coming
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: up January seventeen. And finally, Max Julian, we all know
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: him as Goldie in The Mac, He's also passed away.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: That was really sad too. He died at age eighty
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: eight on New Year's Day, which was also his birthday. Um.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: The Mac is just considered a cult classic, one of
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: those standout movies in the nineteen seventies. It came out
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy three. Um Max Julian played an X
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: con who becomes a big time pimp in Oakland, and
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Richard Pryor was also in that movie. So ye, Doctor Cooke,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for another round of
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Okay, okay, haven't done this all year?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Right there we go. Would you rather, since it's winter time,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: would you rather do it in thirty two degree weather?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Or would you do it? Rather do it in one
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: hundred degree weather? Would you rather do it? I just
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: do it? Gives me, junior, What was that? I'd rather
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: do it? Okay? What I'm gonna go with that? That
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: hunted that heat? So okay, you try to say so
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: if it's two, it's a little a lot more effort
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: require Yeah that cold boy, Yeah, you got me and
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: got a special problem in that cold. Yeah. Yeah, and
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: probably ain't have you right now. I don't tell you
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: right now. It's certain things you can't even cool air
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: can't hit certain party be like a turtle in the
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: shell to go back in the house. It's cold, all right,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: So one hundred one hundred degrees that's super hot. That's sorry, Sorry,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: we can deal with that. We just nothing wrong hot, Yeah,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: just rest cut that ceiling fan off. Ask you something, Shelly,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: why you think it ain't that many eskimos. How many
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: eskimos is defined as ain't nine? How many eskimos are hunted? Black?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Ain't no black? Ask a mote? All right? Moving, we
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: had eleven thousand lived in garden Valley projects. All right,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: keeping with that same kind of theme. Would you rather
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: cuddle in the morning or would you rather cuddle at night?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: I know, I know how men are with the cuddling situation.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Cuddling we threw get off men degrees? Why do we
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: have a keen size being if we're not gonna use
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: this on your my sack, Junior, Having heard from you
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: on this one, I'm not cuddling. What no, what what?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: We just got through touching. I'm gonna touch the mot
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: what Junior? You have to cut up sometimes because it's
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: a requirement. Yeah, I try to. I try to make
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: her hot. All right. We'll be back to close out
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: the show at forty nine minutes after the hour, and
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: we'll get some closing remarks from the one and only
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey right after this you're listening to all right, guys,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: this Tuesday. It's been a good day fun I guess
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: you know, something. Uh, I stopped doing a little while ago.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: I stopped doing New Year's resolutions. I've always because I
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: decided a while back too from now to just be
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: a right now person. I mean, as soon as I
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: think of something, I start the process. I try to
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: start the process immediately. That's one thing I've always pride
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: in my cell phone. So I stopped waiting on New
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Year because what happens, especially during the latter part of
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: the year. I think a lot of us, oh, like
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: around October, when we get into the holiday season, they say, well,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get off my little program because it's holidays.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna gonna enjoy myself. So now so now week
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: folk Thanksgiving, you start letting go or you work out
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: and your eating program. Then you got the office parties,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: and then all this stuff happening until the holiday season,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Christmas parties, and next thing you know, it's New Year
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Christmas Eve. Now you don't want to eat right because
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: you want to enjoy yourself again. Next then next thing
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: you know, now here come New Year's even want to
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: enjoy yourself in and drink like you want to drink
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: and do all the things, and you end up having
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: to have these resolutions because now you've packed on an
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: extra fifteen just over the holidays. You've overextended yourself money
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: wise over the holidays, buying gifts and stuff. So now
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: you make a new financial resolution every year. You make
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: a new weight loss resolution every year. And so I
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: just decided that whenever I wanted to do something, I
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: would just started immediately. Like I kind of watched what
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: I ate over the holidays. Now I did I enjoy myself? Yes?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: I did. Did I overindulge a couple of days? I did,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: because it was it was like the day after Christmas.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: I actually couldn't eat no more like the day after Christmas,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Like when it was time for breakfast, I saw no
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: need for breakfast. I mean, where I'm gonna put it?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: I ain't all Christmas night Kate path. Right then I
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: got a little attitude because we had a sweeper tat
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: the pie and the kids came over and ate and
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: ate the whole pote. Oh man, you know the ones
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: that don't live that, which is none of them. Then
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  Speaker 1: I walk in there about ten thirty. I'm watching TV.
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  Speaker 1: I going there at ten thirty, pie pan empty. So
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  Speaker 1: I was having some evil thoughts then you ever wanted
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  Speaker 1: to hurt somebody, you know, I was having Oh so
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  Speaker 1: y'all gonna act like y'all they never wanted to hurt
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  Speaker 1: nobody over no pie. It's just you. It's just you.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't ever had your mind set on something, and then
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  Speaker 1: you're going there and this gone. Yeah. First, have you
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  Speaker 1: ever have you ever cut a piece? Put it under
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  Speaker 1: cell of fane, Put it in the corner of the cabinet,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Put it over the corner
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  Speaker 1: of the counter. Put it on the cellophane. Slice of
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  Speaker 1: cake I cut, come in all the pag on and
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  Speaker 1: that slice gone. Now ain't no good hair. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: it's under saucer, under some cellophane, you know, somebody put
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  Speaker 1: that over there. Cake. Don't come to your house on
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  Speaker 1: your saucer under cellophane. I had that talk. I had
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  Speaker 1: a couple of other issues with my grandson Noah. I
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  Speaker 1: discovered that I was calling him Venom for a while.
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  Speaker 1: He's a Venom is not a superhero. I think Venom
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  Speaker 1: is a feeling. It might be a superhero, I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: So he was Venom all the way up to Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: and then after Christmas. I didn't know it, and he
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  Speaker 1: came and he hugged man. I said venom, and he
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  Speaker 1: pushed off of it. I'm not bending, Papa, I'm Connage.
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  Speaker 1: So now he's Connage, but he still has the Venom shirt.
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  Speaker 1: So when he runs up to me, I keep forgetting
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  Speaker 1: to call him Connage because his little lass likes to
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  Speaker 1: wear the black Venom T shirt. So he and I
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  Speaker 1: have fallen out and we're not close anymore because I
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  Speaker 1: can't seem to remember to call his name Connage because
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  Speaker 1: he's venom and he am strong word for damn. Don't
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  Speaker 1: look like he could save off nobody. So well, his
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  Speaker 1: little lass wants to be either one. He needs to
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  Speaker 1: be boss baby or something like that. Those other things
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: we're going to Also, my youngest grandchild son, Ezra, had COVID.
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  Speaker 1: He called the cod and uh and uh. He was
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: having some symptoms. He was feeling a little down and everything. So,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: you know, the other kids in the house talking about
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: so how you are gonna quarantine ez well Ezra too,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what can you how do you give how
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  Speaker 1: you quarantine two year olds? Somebody got to stay with him.
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  Speaker 1: He can't cook, you know, he really quite pitty train,
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  Speaker 1: not an ally he ain't committed to it. Then the
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: sickness and kind of got him. So now he got
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: a mask on. So the other day he sees me
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: in the house and he see me go pop on.
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  Speaker 1: He come running to me. I took off running another
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  Speaker 1: way because the little lass got covid or his little
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: lass was standing in the hallway. Crime was running from him.
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  Speaker 1: I can't catch covid, musund your little lass. So I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to do Those are my clothing remarks, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm going through some things in twenty twenty two. I'll
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