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Comedy Roulette, Ask The CLO, Junior's Truth Be Told, Her Husband Is Better Than Mine, and more! - 01.06.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: At all at all.
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  Speaker 3: So don't given the bus bush Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Listening to.
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  Speaker 3: To I don't join.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Joy there you know to do that?
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  Speaker 5: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Go to turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 3: You probably got to turn the mouth turn turn al
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  Speaker 3: the money up wouldn't.
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  Speaker 5: Come come out?
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  Speaker 2: You think that? Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 6: dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 6: radio show. Hell Man back in business too, Man Man,
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  Speaker 6: how good is God? I mean, really, if you think
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  Speaker 6: about it in spite of all that's going down in
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  Speaker 6: your life, First of all, it could be worse. But secondly,
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  Speaker 6: sometimes you have to remember. And I've just had to
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  Speaker 6: have this conversation with myself this morning. That's how I'm
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  Speaker 6: fresh on this one right here. When a challenge faces you,
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  Speaker 6: are you going through a difficult moment, or you didn't
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  Speaker 6: hit a bump in the road in the middle of that,
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  Speaker 6: If you could manage to be grateful, it would take
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  Speaker 6: you a long way. Gratitude is a powerful resource. If
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  Speaker 6: you can be grateful in the middle of it. Gratitude
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  Speaker 6: is a powerful resource when it's dim for you. And
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  Speaker 6: then got a little bumpy on the road, and he
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  Speaker 6: ran into some obstacles, and you done ran up into
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  Speaker 6: some detailed signs, and your journey ain't smooth as.
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  Speaker 2: It was last week or last year.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta be grateful for the things that are going
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  Speaker 6: right and that have gone right.
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  Speaker 2: And for the thing that's wrong right now to get right? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Can I share that with you? Man? Is that a
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  Speaker 2: tough one to learn? It is? For me.
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  Speaker 6: It has been one of my toughest challenges is to
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  Speaker 6: learn how to be grateful because it's a powerful resource,
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  Speaker 6: but how to be grateful in moments of despair when
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  Speaker 6: it ain't going right. See here's a mistake I would make.
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  Speaker 6: See when something go wrong, I want to focus on
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  Speaker 6: the wrong so much in an attempt to fix it.
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  Speaker 6: But even then the focus ain't always in to fix it.
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  Speaker 6: The focus becomes, Man, this is bad, man, I can't
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  Speaker 6: believe this is happening. Why this keep going down? That
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  Speaker 6: doesn't fix anything? You know, mealing over it, going over
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  Speaker 6: what's wrong, explaining it, sharing it with your friends, you know,
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  Speaker 6: making it sound worse.
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  Speaker 2: Than it is.
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  Speaker 6: Tell the story for pity from other people. All of
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  Speaker 6: that right there, has nothing to do with the fix.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes you're just mulling over it. You're just making it worse.
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  Speaker 6: You're just making it a bigger problem. You're manifesting it
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  Speaker 6: into your atmosphere, You're putting it out there in your spirit. Now,
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  Speaker 6: all of a sudden, it consumes your day. Next thing,
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  Speaker 6: you know, you're having a bad day. If you're having
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  Speaker 6: a bad day, it's because you've been having some bad thoughts.
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  Speaker 6: So what I've had to learn how to do, and
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  Speaker 6: what I'm working on this morning is I'm working on
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  Speaker 6: this situation that then cropped up. I was going kind
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  Speaker 6: of smooth here for a minute, and now then got
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  Speaker 6: real bumpy in the road, you know, and all this here.
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  Speaker 6: So what I'm thinking about now, though, is even though
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  Speaker 6: I've hit a bump in the and even though I
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  Speaker 6: done ran into a detour, and even though I've hit
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  Speaker 6: this lull.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going down into a valley, I ain't up on
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  Speaker 2: the peak.
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  Speaker 6: Can I not still be grateful for all the things
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  Speaker 6: that God has given me, for all the things He's
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  Speaker 6: done for me, for all the things He's brought me through,
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  Speaker 6: and realizing that even this that's happening to me again
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  Speaker 6: is going to pass to He gonna get me through
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  Speaker 6: that too. Come on, man, God is a good god man.
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  Speaker 6: It's a lot to be grateful for. So while I'm
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  Speaker 6: tripping on this bumping the road out in here, what
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  Speaker 6: I got to remember is all the things He's done
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  Speaker 6: for me. And like I say, my saying is join
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  Speaker 6: depression cannot reside in the same place. So instead of
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  Speaker 6: being down about this new bumping the road, if I'm
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  Speaker 6: constantly filling my mind with the thoughts of how good
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  Speaker 6: He's been to me, of what all he's done for me,
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  Speaker 6: of all the things he's brought me through, of all
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  Speaker 6: the blessings he's presented me with, when I go down
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  Speaker 6: that listen, I really.
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  Speaker 2: Don't have a lot of time to mull over the situation. Now.
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  Speaker 2: Do I have to fix this bump in the row?
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  Speaker 2: Of course I do.
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  Speaker 6: Are There's some things I'm going to have to do
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  Speaker 6: to straighten it out, of course it is. But Steve
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  Speaker 6: just going to get the business of doing it and
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  Speaker 6: straighten it out. What you mulling over and worrying about
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  Speaker 6: it for you know, old people. I heard old people
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  Speaker 6: say something. When I was growing up in the church,
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  Speaker 6: they say, if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry
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  Speaker 6: about it. But if you're gonna worry about it, don't
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  Speaker 6: pray about it. That's an amazing thing. And prayer just
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  Speaker 6: happens to be my weapon of choice. Now, it ain't
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  Speaker 6: always been that way. I want you to understand that
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  Speaker 6: my first weapon of choice was you do it to me,
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  Speaker 6: I do it to you. You called me out, I
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  Speaker 6: call you out, you say something bad about me. I've
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  Speaker 6: tried to find you say something bad about you. That
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  Speaker 6: was my weapon in the past. How did that work
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  Speaker 6: out for you, Steve?
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  Speaker 2: Not so good?
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  Speaker 6: Because you know what, I spent a lot of time
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  Speaker 6: fighting back, kicking back, swinging back, when I could have
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  Speaker 6: spent all that time climbing. See, all you're trying to
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  Speaker 6: do at the end of the day, folks, is have
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  Speaker 6: a better life than the one you got. All you're
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  Speaker 6: trying to do is to improve your position in life.
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  Speaker 6: You know, it's not my business to make sure you
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  Speaker 6: don't get where you're going. I ain't got no time
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  Speaker 6: for that. It's not my job to assure that you
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  Speaker 6: ain't as high as me. I ain't got no time
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  Speaker 6: for that. Your real mission and purpose is to have
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  Speaker 6: the best life that you can have, to ascend to
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  Speaker 6: the highest plateau that you can get to, to make
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  Speaker 6: your family as comfortable as you can, to provide as.
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  Speaker 2: Much as you can for your family. But legally, see,
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  Speaker 2: those of us are sitting up here trying to come
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  Speaker 2: up with sideways.
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  Speaker 6: You can ask a couple million men sitting in prison
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  Speaker 6: today how they wish they hadn't done that, and they'll
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  Speaker 6: tell you, Oh, man, I wish I never had did it.
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  Speaker 2: I knew not to go down there. Something told me
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  Speaker 2: not to go down there. Man.
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  Speaker 6: If I could change things, I would. But they sitting
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  Speaker 6: somewhere doing some time that had they made another decision
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  Speaker 6: they wouldn't have to do now. That don't make them
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  Speaker 6: throw away people, nah, man, Because everybody make mistakes, and
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  Speaker 6: God is in the forgiving business. And some of us
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  Speaker 6: have done some things that really broke the law, and
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  Speaker 6: a whole lot of other things and deserve to do
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  Speaker 6: some time, But through the grace of God, we didn't.
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  Speaker 6: But now we sit up here we pass judgment on
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  Speaker 6: people who got to do some that I don't care.
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  Speaker 6: I don't care what you've done. God can forgive anything,
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  Speaker 6: but our position, our motivation in life is to try
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  Speaker 6: to have the best life we can have and provide
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  Speaker 6: for those around us and make it comfortable. If that's
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  Speaker 6: your ambition, you don't have time to worry about or
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  Speaker 6: concern yourself with another person. And I wasted time doing that,
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  Speaker 6: And that's not the way to get it done. It's
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  Speaker 6: simply mine to your business. Taking care of you and
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  Speaker 6: getting yourself right and tight is twenty four seven, so
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  Speaker 6: that's a full time job. So what I had to
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  Speaker 6: learn was and what I've the reason I've chosen prayers
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  Speaker 6: as my weapon of choice now is that now prayer
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  Speaker 6: helps me that I don't have to fight back. Now,
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  Speaker 6: if I get cornered, I'm gonna fight you. I ain't
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  Speaker 6: even gonna lie to you. And now I'm still working
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  Speaker 6: on some things that trigger me. You know, you know,
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  Speaker 6: you know, and and and so I'm I'm slowly getting
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  Speaker 6: better at that. But I've learned that my weapon of
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  Speaker 6: choice is prayer now. So when it happens ugly for me,
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  Speaker 6: I pray about it. When it gets tight and dismal
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  Speaker 6: for me, I pray about it. And the thing about
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  Speaker 6: prayer man is prayer changes things.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it does. Now read about it and try it.
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  Speaker 2: That's the deal. Okay, Come on, Prayer is a wonderful weapon.
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  Speaker 6: Learning on the job, Junior and the legend that he
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  Speaker 6: is nephew Tommy. Well, Junior, what's on your mind?
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  Speaker 2: Let me just ask you something.
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  Speaker 1: I know you you, You've been you for a very
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  Speaker 1: long time.
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  Speaker 2: You know how you is?
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  Speaker 7: Do you ever just want to just not be here
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  Speaker 7: with just start cussing it everybody else? Have you ever
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  Speaker 7: just wanted that what?
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  Speaker 2: Well? What wait? I would want it to just not
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  Speaker 2: be me and start cussing somebody out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just not be the celebrity steal.
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  Speaker 6: Obviously you don't really know me. Oh you've been cussing.
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  Speaker 6: Start well, it used to be a resolution to stop cussing.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that day he tried to do it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I had head. I've given that up so many times.
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  Speaker 6: I don't apologize for it no more. I don't even
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. No, I meant it one time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a money job for cussing.
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  Speaker 6: The jaw will feel after the first day.
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  Speaker 2: Full of twenty man, Come on, no, I'm not. I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I've just decided and that's how I am.
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  Speaker 8: Now.
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  Speaker 6: If you don't like cussing and everything, and you judgment
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  Speaker 6: about people who cause I understand where you're coming from,
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  Speaker 6: don't you don't have to cuss. But I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 6: you right now me personally, Yeah, I recommend.
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  Speaker 1: It stress reliever.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have ulcers, I don't have high blood pressure,
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  Speaker 6: high potension. I ain't got none of that stuff. Man,
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  Speaker 6: I ain't got I ain't got chronic illness.
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  Speaker 2: You know I had. I had none of that, man,
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  Speaker 2: I ain't bipolea. You don't have none of that. You
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  Speaker 2: know why? Because I let sit out. Yeah, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not.
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  Speaker 6: I don't give it time to fester in me. I'm
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  Speaker 6: not sitting around. I'm not bitter. No, our whole grudges,
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  Speaker 6: because the moment we have the grudge, I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Get it to you that way, I ain't got to
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  Speaker 2: hold it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Now, man, I'm blending him my life and it's okay.
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you man, I'm just more settling who I am.
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  Speaker 6: And if you do not like me, it's okay, man,
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  Speaker 6: it's okay. Most people that I discovered don't like me.
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  Speaker 6: I immediately starts disliking the ass and we eat.
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  Speaker 9: No problem.
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  Speaker 2: What we're doing.
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  Speaker 8: Well.
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  Speaker 1: We like you, Steve, We like you a lot. Thank
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the ours, Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with run that break back. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get into it right after this.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: is time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 4: What you got for his neft, got a little some
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  Speaker 4: for you. This for all them people that's got them.
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  Speaker 4: Christmas lights still up, and it's time to take them down.
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  Speaker 4: This right is Christmas lights expiration. Christmas lights expiration. There
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  Speaker 4: is an expiration on Christmas lights and you are pasted it.
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  Speaker 4: It is what was it January sixth?
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  Speaker 1: You passed it?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: If I want to come down, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Cat dol.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach James. Yeah, hey James.
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  Speaker 8: How you doing? This? Is Greg? I want to get neighbors.
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  Speaker 8: I live a few streets over from you during the day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing fine.
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  Speaker 8: What's up? I want to make sure I got the
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  Speaker 8: right person.
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  Speaker 2: You're at.
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  Speaker 8: Uh North Willow Ben Yeah, Okay, why are you coming?
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  Speaker 8: What's okay? I'm on I live on a shadow band man.
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  Speaker 8: My name is Gray, and I wonder I want to
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  Speaker 8: reach out to you. Uh, we seem to have a
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  Speaker 8: bit of a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 8: You still have your Christmas lights up on the house
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  Speaker 8: and what what? What's what's going on? You know? We
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  Speaker 8: you know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation.
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  Speaker 8: When you're gonna take these down?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 5: We go through this every year, and uh, it ain't
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  Speaker 5: no problem.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 10: The lights are gonna stay up.
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  Speaker 11: What what?
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  Speaker 8: What? What do you mean they're gonna stay up?
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  Speaker 5: Did I start up?
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  Speaker 10: I said the lights are gonna stay up, you know,
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  Speaker 10: no go down?
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  Speaker 8: No hold on, bro, Christmas is over. The lights ain't Finnish.
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  Speaker 8: Stay up? Okay you nicely tell you that the lights
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  Speaker 8: need to come down, you know, I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 8: even Why do you have your life stuff after Christmas
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  Speaker 8: or the clause and the whole Christmas thing is over? Wait?
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  Speaker 10: Wait, wait a good minute, man, what's your name again?
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  Speaker 5: Greg?
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  Speaker 8: Who of them?
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  Speaker 5: My name is Greg.
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  Speaker 8: My name is Greg, and I live on Shadow Bend.
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  Speaker 8: I live pos streets over from you.
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  Speaker 10: I don't give her about where you live.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 8: You know, how did you get my number? I got
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  Speaker 8: your number from the h o A. You know, the
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  Speaker 8: President hu A Im the one gave me your number.
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  Speaker 8: But that but that's neither hear nor that. The big
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  Speaker 8: issue is the Christmas lights just got to come down.
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  Speaker 10: You sound like a joke, man, You sound like a
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  Speaker 10: food What you're gonna take my Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 10: I keep those lights up?
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  Speaker 5: You know why I keep those lights up.
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  Speaker 8: I'm a listeners.
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  Speaker 10: My mama loves those lights.
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  Speaker 8: She is.
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  Speaker 10: She keeps the lights up a little.
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  Speaker 5: Bit longer than usual.
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  Speaker 10: But we don't give a fuck about that as long
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  Speaker 10: as she's happy.
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  Speaker 8: So okay, okay, okay, let me say that I'm hearing
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  Speaker 8: you with your mama. Understand that you know you got
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  Speaker 8: love for your mom. Cool, but take it that the
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  Speaker 8: whole neighborhood wants your lifetime. So I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 8: this right here, from neighbor to night. You got to
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  Speaker 8: tomorrow evening to take them life down. If not, I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna take them down my damn self. What time are
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  Speaker 8: you coming, bro?
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  Speaker 10: What time are you coming?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I'll tell you what I get off it fine.
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  Speaker 8: I'll be at your house about six to take these
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  Speaker 8: dinner life down. If you're not, I'll be looking for
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  Speaker 8: you too.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 10: You know we got a big family I'm gonna call
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  Speaker 10: my brothers and we're gonna meet you. We're gonna meet
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  Speaker 10: you because you ain't taking down.
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  Speaker 8: You understand what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 10: Lights are gonna stay up.
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  Speaker 8: Bro Okay, I don't care if you and your mama
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  Speaker 8: got to take them damn life down.
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  Speaker 10: Hold up, brother, what you say about my mama?
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  Speaker 8: God said you and your mama can take them life down,
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  Speaker 8: but somebody got to take them down.
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  Speaker 6: Mother?
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  Speaker 5: You talking about my mom.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't taking down.
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  Speaker 5: Where did you say you live?
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  Speaker 8: I shadow ben, I'm on you.
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  Speaker 10: Just you trying to be trying to sign your death sentence.
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  Speaker 10: If you come over to my crib and talk about
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  Speaker 10: taking down our mother Christmas light.
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  Speaker 8: You man, you If I come over there and you
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  Speaker 8: and your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get
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  Speaker 8: the lights off that house, then I'm taking them down.
• 18:19
  Speaker 10: Hey man, you're talking about my mama taking down the
• 18:23
  Speaker 10: two lights. I've got a baseball back for your mother
• 18:27
  Speaker 10: and everybody at the h O A A. I don't
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: everybody at that club. You in whatever ho A and whatever.
• 18:36
  Speaker 10: I'm you up, mother, I'm you up?
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: Okay? Well if you if you me up, you're gonna
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: have to. You're gonna have to tie me up too.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: I'm gone.
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: You told us you had the lights on the house
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: and hadn't taken them down. Tell me the one time?
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Cool? Come in you? Can you get over here right now?
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: I can't come. I'll tell you what I have come
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: through that, me and Tommy both will come through that.
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: And that's what you want.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: Come on, mother, Jo silly?
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: Okay? So so can I say something else?
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: So what?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Mother?
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: Can I? Can I say one more thing to you?
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Say hell, you say that.
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: When you get on me.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're talking about my mama.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: Man, Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, calm down, dude,
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: Calm down, Okay, I'm down about what?
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: God?
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: Can I say something else? Can I say one more thing?
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: Just that? Then one more thing? What all I'm gonna
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: say is this nephew tire me from Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: Did you say.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: You you got to be kidding me?
• 19:44
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Man? You got dames?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: You all right? Man?
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: No?
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Man, it ain't all right?
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: What you got my blood pressure off?
• 20:01
  Speaker 13: What?
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: Hey?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: Hey hey Jame, you got some labors Russell and shot knee,
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: Russell and shtees. They are the ones that got me
• 20:13
  Speaker 8: the prank. Call you man, they ain't gonna get no
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: Christmas present for me next year.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: You got s have some boys, man.
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: Oh wow, Oh you was heated boy. Oh man, you
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: was heated. Man. One thing I didn't know about you, Jane.
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: You love your mama, don't you?
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I love it. I love it to death.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: You you you had to take it there. That's that's
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: a right man. Oh man. You gotta let me know. Man,
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: show in the last Let me hear it?
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Oh God, Steve Hobby in the morning shown.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Men, I did that right there, and I shall be it.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I did that day. Pray.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I took my life down yesterday, Tom because of me. No, yes,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: get them on in the storage, all right, nephew coming
• 21:15
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• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to ask the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey the clo.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Wanda and Newark says, my divorce was final five months
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: ago and my ex is already moved on. I found
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: out that he proposed to a new woman and they're
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: having a small wedding on Valentine's Day. If this is
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: why he wanted to divorce me, why didn't you just
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: say that?
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: Well?
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: What diffence do with age? You all have the divorce
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: it's over? What do you mean if this is why?
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: You know what, let's clear something up about divorce. If
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: everybody out there is trying to play like victim and
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: all this here, listen to me.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Quen. The court gives you your divorce date.
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: That's the date that they legally are no longer marriage,
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: no longer marriage.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Your marriage has been over long before that.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Now, can we all just agree with that your marriage
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: ain't over when the court says over your marriage has
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: been over long before.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Date the problems.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so this he.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: Getting married in February. Y'all been messed up for two
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: years now.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I guess she's probably saying, you know, it's so quick.
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: It was.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: It's not quick. Y'all's marriage has been over for a
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: few years now. That's why you got a divorced.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: All right, So Swanda, you need to move on. It's
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: basically what you're saying.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: He gone, Yeah, why didn't he tell me? Tell you what?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Reina in Baton Rouge, Reina says, my
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: boyfriend and I work together, and I'm starting to think
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: he's dating me. So he'll have a ride to work
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: during lunch. He's always with the guys we work with,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and he doesn't talk to me until it's time to
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: go home. We may have sex after work if he
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: wants to, but never when I ask, is he using
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: me for a ride or what for a ride insects?
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for a ride in sick What the hell you
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: worrying about to ride for?
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: He don't talk to you when you get right Then
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: after work it has sex if he want to now
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: when you want to.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: You're being used for the ride and for sex.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: But what Yeah, and the ride is secondary, So I
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: don't know why you wrote this question about the damn ride.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: He can come on now, right, But if you made
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: him uber, you'll probably be out of sex.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, Raina, it's on you now. Next
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: move all right. Moving on to Jury and Roanoke Jory.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Jory says, I've been married for two years and my
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: husband has changed since we got married. He doesn't look
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: me in the eye or kiss me anymore while we're
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: being intimate. It feels like we're not connected anymore. Is
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: this to be expected after a few years.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: No, No, it's your man, and quit looking at you
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: and stop kissing you because he don't want to. That's painful.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Year, just after two years, there's still newlyweds.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: No, ain't not. Junior's still kissing your wife, absolutely kissing. God,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: but it ain't been six months. Junior is a newly weed.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, absolutely he is.
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: Because married two years, you are not a newly wed.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: You're only wed. Even a baby after two years you
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: quit doing them damn months.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: But he's still a baby.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: It's still a baby, though, well, he not twenty nine
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: months old. It's what I'm saying.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's a toddler. He's a toddler. You have
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: an issue with the newly wed two years.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: No, that ain't what the letter is about. You the man.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: The man ain't kissing her, and the man ain't looking
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: her and eye no eye contact is a sign.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're saying, don't worry about that.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying the relationship is still fairly new
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: for him to shut all that down so quickly in
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the relationship in the matter.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: So now, can I ask a question if you're basing
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: it on the amount of time? Yeah, man, ask you
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: a questions question? What year in the marriage is it
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: okay not to get kissed in the mouth and not
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: to get looking No year.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I just need to know what.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: I get no year? Yeah, So so soon when the
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: cutoff happens, it happens.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: It's still painful, that's right. There's no rule for this.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Okay, not kissing you in the mouth and looking you
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: in the eye no more because you don't want to.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: He's looking upside you.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: When there while they're intimate, but he's still being intimate
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: with her. Yeah, sein't looking at it.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Though when they're intimate, he is not making eye contact
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: where the silver learning is.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: They still doing it, so that's good.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: That's for him.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: They look at you again.
• 27:23
  Speaker 14: Yeah, eventually.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: A lady, what kind of man?
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: I didn't want to introduce y'all to those two viewpoints.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: Y'all kept pushing, though, y'all kept pushing. I said, all right, now, dogs, okay, okay,
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna let you hear from the male species, and
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: they ain't gonna be cute.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: See ante phone.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: When they started talking a minute ago.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: It wasn't good enough. When I said, he don't want
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: to no more.
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: And then you found out just keep doing until the
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: do start looking at you to put that.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: On you here.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: The other one was you know, at least he's still
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: doing it. You keep talking and even gonna get done.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: God, yeah, what you say, Junior?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Stop your complaint?
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Man, what pressure you want?
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Walk?
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: That's terrible.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: It's just it's just how I'm sorry. I don't know
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: what to tell y'all.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want yeah, all right, it's clearing.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: It ain't that he don't want her. You don't want
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: to do that no more. You know you didn't hit him.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing. Listen to me.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: It's like, for example, not saying this applies to all women,
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: but at one point some people don't care about fixing
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: a el fuck no more.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, so at what year in the marriage
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: is that? Okay? But I'm just right now, it's people
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: in the marriage one else who have cut off.
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: You have stopped doing what you did, sitting around the
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: house wearing on and war clothing out fits.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: There's nothing here. I can come home and I don't
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: know you with a bad danna own that you and and.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: And a and a matches, scoffing cold cream and cubs
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: on your eye.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I will see there.
• 29:34
  Speaker 14: Thank you, Clo.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Mister Steve Harbin, Martin show Man, all your friends, who's
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the worst?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Tommy's blood.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: He didn't even hesitate.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: My apart missing anybody, messed up more cars than anybody,
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: barred more money than anybody without getting it back, but
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: got me in more fights than any damn just all
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: the worst, damn buddy.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I've ever hated. Morning Steve Morning Show coming up right
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: after you?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, see, let's go. You have a
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: timeline for just a sorry person.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I got a partner I used to work with. I
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna say his name, Russell.
• 30:25
  Speaker 14: Say his name though, Russell?
• 30:29
  Speaker 9: Well, how we know his name?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Russe?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Are you for real right now?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: It's slipped out? Well, it's out there now.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: We don't know.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: He's a timeline, oh Russell.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: And this is what he would do.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: You ready, four times a month, four five times a
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: month at least seven am, the alarm go off, get
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: the snooze, wake up at seven forty five?
• 30:58
  Speaker 14: Okay, I like it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know who got a forty.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: Five minutes news, but he had one put in special
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: on his clock, my brother eight o'clock. He would call
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: in to let us know he's running lately. Now in
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: his mind, that'll give him thirty minutes, which means he
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: gonna hit the road the highway at eight thirty.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: But he waited till eight to make the phone. Now
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: he's been up, but he waits eight thirty a m.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: He in traffic. He make his second call.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: Back in to us in the boss to complain about
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: how bad the traffic. Yes, yeah, Russell, which means he
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: may not make it till nine, which gives him another
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: thirty minutes. Okay, genius, but they really don't ever expect
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: him to ten thirty. Now, since you don't have to
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: be down to ten thirty. Russell then took his ass
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: and got some breakfast.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: This boy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: Russell sitting down eating breakfast. Somewhere around eleven thirty. Russell
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: has now arrived at work. He go immediately to the
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: supervisor's desk to complain about how.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Bad the traffic was.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: Right then, every time he at the desk, he always
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: makes sure he slips this phrase.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: In wow, look at the time, man, I gotta get
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: to words.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Like it. Just come to it.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: He said, fresh too, Wow, man, look at hell? I got.
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Now that's somewhere around eleven forty five, left forty five.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: He bs to twelve as an emails personal emails.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Mostly he go to lunch at twelve thirty.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, lunch, twelve thirty.
• 33:17
  Speaker 14: I love Russell.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Russ because we was in sales. Russ taking two hour lunch.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: He's back at two thirty. But then he makes sure
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: he stopped back by the supervisor his office, but this
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: time just to show his face.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: And you know, just some some bs, yes, just bs conversation.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: How about them? Cowboy?
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: I love it.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Badly about the people hurricanes. Ain't that same done? Yeah,
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: it's always current events. Got to care?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh okay, oh man.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: All right, So now it's three point thirty.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: He gets back to his desk and he had the
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: desk and he played the game of pong, commuting pong.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: He because back then.
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: That's always happens a poem. He's back at his desk
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: and he's playing pong. He had deck of cards and
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: he played a little solitaire, which he always wants.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: He's gonna strack a card down fifteen in a row.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Fifteen who hel wins fifteen games of solitary?
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Boy?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Got that kind of time.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Then they do personal emails to about four.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Eh.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: Now it's time to clock out. Got to get the
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: hell out of him. Now, his next step of clocking
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: out is very important. When he go to the clock,
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: he makes sure that the clock time in fairs eight.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: So he go on clock out. It for yeah, because
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: you know you need all them out.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm late.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Ain't got nothing do with how many hours of payout.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: So he had a little magnet and a screwdriver, and
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: he could take the magnet and put it on the
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: face of the clock. And turn the hands and the
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: screwdriver blocked it from clicking back. Then as soon as
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: he said eight, he slided a card in a twink
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: cheek bone and get him an eight o'clock man.
• 35:44
  Speaker 14: Yes, that's a lot of work.
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: What is lazy.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: To?
• 35:50
  Speaker 14: Five times a month?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: And that right there? You think that was hard? That's
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: what Russ say. Put in another hard day.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Man, Come on the house today, same thing, same thing
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: all over again.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: No, he don't do too in a row, spreading them up.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: This is all this Friday.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Man and traffic with a getting in here.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: May me.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Something really happened.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: He took all current events and made him affect him
• 36:29
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  Speaker 1: rather have your taxes revealed to the world or would
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: you rather have your Internet search history revealed to the world?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Taxes or Internet search? Because you've been looking up some crazy.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you back when Kim Kardashian was on
• 37:52
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, automatically. It's just amazing.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right? Would you rather eat hot
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: sauce in the desert or ice cream in the snow?
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: No, that's easy.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: You want to eat ice cream?
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna eat that ice cream in the snow.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Yea cold and cold cold and.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Junr you're gonna go with the hot sauce. Not doing that?
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: No, nor your stupid ass is not Finn be out
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: here in this cold and some damn ice cream and
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: you're back in the damn hospital because you know the
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: cold weather kicks in a crisis.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: What is your other last talking about some damn ice
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: cream and cold for.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Dog?
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: Got all us in here praying for you every four
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: times a year, and all this will set your ass
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: out that house, is what you're gonna do. Slap slap
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: out your mouth. If I see you outside eating the bowl,
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: eyes cree for you, get your ass out on that.
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, that's really hot?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather, guys, would you rather be
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: constantly I mean constantly surprised in bed or would you
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: rather always want to know what's coming? You always know
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: what's coming, or you're constantly surprised? Which one would you
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: rather surprising?
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: I need know what's coming on him. I ain't gonna be.
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: I'm like he's sitting up here, leaning against the wall,
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: waiting about what's mean to come out.
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: Of the.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Can't do that. Let what we know?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: What we everybody know, we know our role.
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: We know.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Y'all. Want the sorry, I'm not you want to know
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: what's coming? I like what's coming.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I like it's coming.
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: And working, yeah, working?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah? That room walking in here?
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Hey?
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, what is the monkey for?
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Why there is a little person over there with the camp?
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is John Legend.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Felicious Shot. Hey, this is Motown Recording
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Artists camp. Here.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: This is Chris Rock Hey, guys, whatseluf?
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: Good morning?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: This is Tony Braxton.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: You already know what timing it's boy DC, young fly.
• 40:46
  Speaker 14: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, fellas, time
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: for comedy roulette, Jacob, quickly set this up and again please.
• 41:00
  Speaker 12: You test us every week, you test our comedy ability.
• 41:04
  Speaker 12: Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel. Spind
• 41:07
  Speaker 12: the wheel, wed stop.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: We can do it.
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: What you got?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Here's the topics. Number one, people I hate on my job, man,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I can do that. Number two, your mama keeps hitting
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: on me.
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: Like that.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Number three I thought they was dead already.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: This for you, sho.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Number four Jehovah's witnessed.
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: Number five.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: People with a clean house.
• 41:38
  Speaker 14: Put them on the wheel, spind the wheel with.
• 41:48
  Speaker 9: Gas.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: People I hate on my job, Let me have it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 12: You know, the people on your job who bring that
• 42:01
  Speaker 12: food item that don't nobody want any damn way, but
• 42:05
  Speaker 12: they all booze you about it.
• 42:06
  Speaker 15: First of all, don't nobody like pumpkin pie?
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Alright?
• 42:11
  Speaker 15: Nobody Why they bring it to work and didn't make
• 42:15
  Speaker 15: an announcement. Hey I got a slice of pumpkin pie
• 42:18
  Speaker 15: and then don't touch it. Ain't not nothing to worry
• 42:20
  Speaker 15: about it? Pie? What else you got, Jr?
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you what I was like. I don't like
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: people I work with that act like they're healthier than you.
• 42:30
  Speaker 14: That's the issue for me.
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: You know, I'm saying he's said he gonna be act like.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: He's more healthy than me.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: But he got eight told that. I want you to
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: know he ain't told it. I ain't talking about nobody, but.
• 42:44
  Speaker 14: You just hate them.
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: What you got.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: I can't stand the dude that that that that read
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: on you when you clock out an you were here,
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: you thought you had it cool with him and you
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: get halfway home.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they looking for you?
• 43:06
  Speaker 14: How do you know I'm going.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: I don't like people to send you video, email you
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: videos for their life.
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: I just got.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Real.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: The topic is people I hate on my job.
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: Let's go.
• 43:35
  Speaker 12: You know what the people that I hate on my job,
• 43:37
  Speaker 12: and not only are they sicker than you, but they
• 43:40
  Speaker 12: have functions to raise.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Money about how damn sick they are.
• 43:45
  Speaker 14: We don't have nothing for diabetes.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Were running, We ain't.
• 43:48
  Speaker 12: Making speeches, We ain't out there doing nothing.
• 43:51
  Speaker 15: We don't have a month, but nothing that far with
• 43:55
  Speaker 15: you having a day or a month or a marathon
• 43:59
  Speaker 15: to me.
• 44:00
  Speaker 14: To me, you are sicker than me.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 44:11
  Speaker 14: You know what I like about my job.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I know some sick people on the job.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: I'm not calling no name, I ain't telling no lie
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: at that, but I child like people that got diabetes.
• 44:22
  Speaker 14: They act like type two is better than type woman.
• 44:27
  Speaker 14: But they care for all that, you know, they just
• 44:30
  Speaker 14: really all that. I take my medicine. I don't shoot
• 44:35
  Speaker 14: my men. How they talking to other sick people about it?
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 44:39
  Speaker 14: I mean you really still old medicine?
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Hey, I fuck you the fat ass?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Huayu me?
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Okay you won at one point diabeting you pas one way.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying, not talking about nobody.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Oh my job, I ain't staying nobody. I can't stand
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: nobody on my job. Who a millionaire? And every time
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: they come to work, they always who I'm going through
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: just going through You ain't going through who?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: The Lord testing me?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Ain't testing you.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with who.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I'm going through? Who?
• 45:17
  Speaker 16: I don't know?
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: What's your part?
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: Going to?
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: God? They hit your boy, I tell you God, man,
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna make you do this. Many trying to test your.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: When you.
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: Comes back?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Who all these champagne as products?
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: All?
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Less up? It's DJ Cavin.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: This your boy, Chris bron Hey, this is Keisha cole Gost.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: People, this is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this is John Legend
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: and you're listening to the Steve Harley Morning Show.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour. In uh Today's Strawberry letter,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: the subject is her husband is better than mine. Okay,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: we'll get into that. We'll get into it, not what
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you think. We'll get into it in just a bed.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's frank
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for his nep. You spent
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: my credit card suposed to my credit card, so it's
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: supposed to.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: What you got it for. That's what ladies say. Right there,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: you spent my credit card. Let's go cat dom.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach Anthony. Anthony Anthony. This is uh,
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: this is Jay Will. I'm the barchender here at the clubb.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I've been calling you all all week.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Car, Yes, yes, I got you. Tired you Actually you
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: must have lived here Saturday night?
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Saturday?
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: But I've been calling you.
• 46:50
  Speaker 16: We don't normally come.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Back in until Thursday or Thursday morning. We get the
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: liquor ready for Thursday night, so nobody's actually here.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I just have to be coming, y'all.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Got to get somebody say to answering the phones. Man,
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: I I'm beating my card.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: All right, right?
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: What's y'all that right now? So I can go pick
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: up my car y'all at the club.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: I just left the club. Actually, I'm actually almost home.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: But I do have I do have your card with me, hollow,
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: you got you got in my car with you? Yes,
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: I have I have your credit card.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: You took my car to the house.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Well, I saw all the messages that you left on
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: the machine, so I was assuming that if I reached
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: out to you, maybe we could meet up and I
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: can actually help you out and get it to you
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: before Thursday.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's cool, man. But I could have just
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: met you at the club. He used to if he
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: saw my car, you should have just called me back.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: I could have came right on into the club, man.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, okay, well, I apologize. I got a lot
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: of running around to do. But if you don't mind
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: coming out and picking it up from me here at
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: the house, you know, I make sure I get.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: It to you, okay, cool, cool, Well check it out,
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: and what's your address? Man, So I can just come
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: over to you right now. I'm gonna put it the
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: GPS and run over there.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on right street?
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: All right, all right, all right?
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Cool?
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: Look man, you want you there now because I can
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: just shoot over it like man. And I'm proud you
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: a little man for taking care of it. Men, because
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: I really need my car. Man, I got some urgent
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: meetings I need to take care of. So I just
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: suit you a little something when I get over there,
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: and I appreciate it.
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: Again.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Man, Okay, well, I appreciate you, you know, wanting to
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: slide me something since you said that, you know, maybe uh,
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: you know, maybe you don't have to because I actually
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: I ran into a little jam man, and hopefully you
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: you'll you'll be understandable about it.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: But I ran into a little jam and I actually
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: had to I actually had to use your car.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Hold on, you said, what, Well, you know, I got
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: into a little a little situation and I actually had
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: to use your card.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Right Well, well, yeah, I mean I mean I'll be
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: able to to to be able to give it back
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: it back to you.
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: You know what.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Hey man, what hey? What what I got kind of
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: operation I got going over there? Man, use my car
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: for what? I closed my tap down on Saturday night.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, you close your tap out, you know. And
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: and and like I said, I was going through a
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: little bed a situation. I needed some gas, so I
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: used it for that. And my little my little girl
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: needs some uniforms for a school. And my check hadn't
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: come from the from the club yet, but as soon as.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: The club so as hey, hey, hold show down, bro.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: You wait, you you put you put gas and you
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: you buy it. Somebody somebody and clothes on my car.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Right, and I had to get my car out of
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: the shop.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: So I mean, once your part of the shop, they're
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: gonna tell you something. Man, with my family. Man put
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: my family money. Man, you up for that bro cloth
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: it man, I'm gonna tell you what. I tell you what. Man,
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you what I'm I'm a front of
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: the final police for him. You up, man, you need
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: to have I can.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I can, mister Anthony, put just calm down then.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: I know it's just they don't calm down nothing, But
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: at least at least at least I got Then I
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: got my whole kid to take care of.
• 49:50
  Speaker 16: But at least I'm telling you what happened.
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: You're not, damn. I can tell me said he was
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: my car. Of course at the cut where I live.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: I can pay you back in payments man, and every weekend.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: I want my money. I want my car that month.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: I'm gonnah, that's what. That's what it's gonna be, sir.
• 50:06
  Speaker 16: If your car was that important, you wouldn't have left
• 50:08
  Speaker 16: it at the club.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: Definitely they caught up.
• 50:11
  Speaker 16: Well, you wouldn't have been so and you wouldn't want the.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Girl I had my car the whole time that she
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: was gonna save it for me, give me to me
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: that signed my pay. She didn't give it to you.
• 50:19
  Speaker 16: If you wouldn't have been so drunk, you wouldn't you
• 50:21
  Speaker 16: would have left your car at the.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Club on whin about Man, I had two treats. But
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: I don't excuse the fact I had some plans to
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: do this. Iady to leave. I thought I was choose
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: you to use my car.
• 50:31
  Speaker 16: Man, understand that, I'm telling you how right now?
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Man, what are you you at the.
• 50:38
  Speaker 16: Yes, I am.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: I'm on the way over there, man, And I'm telling
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: he went. Man, If if you don't have my car
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: and my money when I get there, I'm gonna bush over.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: I understand, I did you.
• 50:47
  Speaker 16: I had it's something four hundred dollars to get my
• 50:49
  Speaker 16: car at the shot.
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: Was my car?
• 50:54
  Speaker 16: Well?
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: No, it was actually six hundred on your car because
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: I had to get the other stuff that I told
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: you about.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: But crazy, you crazy, you know you don't definite that
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: you gonna you don't really mess up.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: I hate saying man, Hey, look man, that's my wife.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: That's me and my wife. Don't save this account, man,
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: that's for my keys. I got two keys, take care
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: of man. I don't know what's up a game you
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: trying to run? Man, But I promise you need I
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: got something for you. I want all my money on
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: my account and if any money here, I'm telling you
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: right now, I swore to God.
• 51:18
  Speaker 16: I've already told you that I've used this money. What
• 51:22
  Speaker 16: do you mean is that if it's not if it's
• 51:24
  Speaker 16: not there, I've used it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: But I'm asking you. Let me tell you something.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: I swore to God right now. I promise wool, I
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: swore it. If you, if you, if you, if you
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: don't have my together. When I get over there, I'm
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: gonna put my hands on you, man. And I don't
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: know who easy you're playing with. Man, I don't play
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: these for games.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: I know, I know.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: I hope that something he's gonna go. I'm a suit opinions.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: If they I'm a super black off they I want
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: my car and I want my money. Really, go get
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: my money and back on my car by the time
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: I get over there. Try to cash in my hands.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: By the time I get over there, we're going.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Up for real.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: See its problem. Hey, I'm just talking. Hell, Hey, you
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: ain't got to call me. I'm already gone away. I
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: swear to God, letting my money be off my car,
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: lett my be there. I hope it's not right, because
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go up.
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm I'm telling you right now. I put my
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: I put my right in the guard on my daughter
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: right now. Put my money in on my car. Get
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: the card in in my hand, with my money in
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: my hand when I get over there, don't even worry
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: about it. I want to way over there. I'll be there,
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: lifted to I.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Want to be honest about this. Somebody actually gave me
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: your car.
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: What?
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Somebody actually gave me your card?
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: Somebody gave you my card.
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: It's cool.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: I don't give it damn. Who gave you the card?
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: I'm seeing when I get over there. So that's fine.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: I hope y'all have phone with the little game. Y'all
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: play that's fine. That's just cool, man, I ain't got
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: time to play.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Make me out that you the other person has the.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: Car my car. Man, tell me run around with y'all.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, do you have something you can take his name.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: Down so I could, man, I don't want to know
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: what I'm gonna car.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, the guy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. He
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: has your card, nephew, Tommy from.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just gotta pray.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: Man got money on that car? Man, Man, Man, your boy?
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Ask me about man?
• 53:25
  Speaker 16: He said, you've been calling the club every single ten.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Minutes and playing my wife.
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Let me lead it down, man, man, Man.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, let me ask you something.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: What's the baddest radio show in the land, baby morning show?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Let me use your credit card?
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: You did that?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: What happened that?
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: He did it? Back in l A kind remember that?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: What did he put on there?
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: Remember that?
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I kind of Yeah, you had a party at his
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: house and all that right?
• 54:06
  Speaker 8: Is that the one?
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Oh I had a party. I had several parties. I
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: got money, asked with but I, but what.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: You spend a credit card on? What you spending on?
• 54:15
  Speaker 9: Did he play a car?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I tried to buy a Hummer one.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: He told the Hummer dealership that time. He told the
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Humber dealership. I co signed and they called me while
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: I was on the.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Air when first came out. Okay, and it was so
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  Speaker 1: high everybody I wanted one so bad.
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: I told him, I said, first of all, you're too
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: little for the Yeah, that's coming outside helping you get
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  Speaker 6: up in the truck.
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  Speaker 2: That was actually trifling back then.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I really yeah. Sounds like.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Changed a great deal because this boy right here was trifling.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, nephew, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is strawberry letter. Subject, her husband is better
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  Speaker 1: than mine. Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband and I have
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: been together for eleven years total and married for eight.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: My older sister has been married for fifteen years, and
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: her husband is like a big brother and mentor for
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: my husband. My sister and her husband have always done
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: great financially, and when I got married, my sister bought
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: my dress and paid for my glam team. She's always
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: been the one to take care of my parents as well.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I was struggling through graduate school and then I got
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: pregnant before I got married, so my sister and brother
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: in law stepped in to help us out with the baby.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Because the goal was for me to finish school and
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: for my husband to finish medical school. We have always
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: been appreciative of the help, but along the way we
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: tried not to become a burden. After we got married,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: we got a loan for home improvement, and my husband
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: decided to chip in and help my sister and brother
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: in law with redoing their outdoor kitchen. My husband and
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I bought a very expensive grill and smoker for them.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Instead of being grateful, my brother in law was offended
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: and said he couldn't accept the gift. From then on,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: our relationship turned into a competition. My sister and I
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: aren't as close as we once were because she told
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: me that her husband is better than mine. Things were
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: fine and dandy as long as we were needy, but
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: now my husband is one of the most respected doctors
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: in our area, and she can't take it. When I
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: got my new car, When I got a new car,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: she got a new car, more expensive car. I got
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: breast in plants, so did she. Both of our husbands
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: are successful and great fathers. So why can't she be
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: happy for us? Should I even try to repair our relationship?
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I just think, pure and simple, this is nothing but
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: jealousy and hateration from your sister and her husband. I mean,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: I think you're exactly right. They were fine and you
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: guys were the needy ones, and now that you're doing well,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: they just can't take it. I think it was nice
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: gesture of your husband to help them with their outside
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: kitchen and to buy them those you know, the expensive
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: smoker and all the cooking equipment and stuff. I just
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: don't think they can take it now. It's killing them
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: that you guys, you know, are doing well, your husband
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: is respected and the community and everything, and that just
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem to sit well with them. I mean, it's sad.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: It's your sister, it's family. You would think, like you said,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: she would be happy for you and understand that you
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: were struggling, But now you're not. And you guys are
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: grateful for their support, and you wanted to pay them
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: back in some way, and of course, you know you
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: asked should you try to repair your relationship and that
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: would be nice, and you know, because she is your sister.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. I mean, they're so green with
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: envy right now. I mean, you get breast in plants.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: She gets breast in plants. Okay, who does that? At
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: least not without a conversation.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: You like them?
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: Sis?
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Are they okay? Are they big enough? Did you you
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: know all of that? You know that could have been
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: a conversation between the two sisters, But no, she made
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: it into a conversation, so I say, you know you
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: can try because she is your sister, but don't be
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: surprised if she stays right there in her hate space.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: Steve, Well, I really don't understand this letter. I really don't.
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: It don't really seem like that big a deal to me.
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: I go through it and see you why I sold this.
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: I see the problem just Stephen Shirley. The subject is
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: her husband better than mine? My husband and I've been
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: to get eleven years man eight. My older sister been
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: married fifteen husband like a big brother mint to my husband.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: You know, my sister bought my dress from a wedding
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: and paid from a glam team. She always took care
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: of parents and stuff. I was struggling through graduate school
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: and then I got pregnant for I got married, so
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: your sister and your brother in law stepped in to
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: help us out with the baby. Because gold was for
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: me to finish school and from my husband finished medical school.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: We've always been appreciative of the help, and along the
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: way we tried not to become a burden. And after
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: we got married, we got a loan for home improvements,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: and my husband decided he was now here was what
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: the letter about. My husband decided to chip in and
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: help my sister and brother in law with redoing their
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: outdoor kitchen. My husband and I bought a very expensive
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: grill and smoker for them. Instead of being grateful, my
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: brother in law was offended and said he couldn't accept
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: the gift. From then on, our relationship turned into a competition. Well,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: I'll see right then, I don't understand problems. I buy
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: you an explicit grill and the ultimate smoker for your
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: new outdoor kitchen, and you turn it down.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: But guess what my outdoor kitchen gonna be banging? Yeah,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: he no problem.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: Plus, you took some of your home improvement money anyway,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: might well improve your home you know time. You know,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: I'll put me out though kitchen out there and it'd
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: be nice then, you know, she said, My sister and
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: I ain't as close because the whole relationship turned to
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: a competition. And then she once told you that her
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: husband is better than mine. Well see why your husband
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: might have been doing better than mine or while back.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: But we can catch y'all.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Win the game. Now you up? We will? You got?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: We got you won't we won't You bought, we bought,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: but it had turned into a combination, a competition. She
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: wants to know at the end of the lettership, I
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: try to repair our relationship, and I'm gonna tell.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: You how I think you can finally put a stop
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: to this w week cook back.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, Steve, hang on. We'll have part
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: after the hour, subject her husband is better than mine.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. It's time
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: to talk about life insurance. It's one of those things
• 1:02:43
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• 1:02:46
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  Speaker 1: four hundred. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. The subject her husband is better than mine?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: Well, uh, lady got an older sister, been married longer
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: than her her and her husband was in medical school
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: and graduate school and had a baby before they got married,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 6: and their sister and brother in law helped out.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Everything seemed to be normal. That's what families do, you know.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: Everything They tried not to be a burden to them,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: but her older sister always been the one.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: To help her parents out and everything.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: And finally you and your husband got married, and you
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: got a loan for home improvement, and your husband decided
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: to chip in and help your sister and his brother
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: in law, who's done so much for them with redoing
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: their outdo kitchen. Husband and you went and bought this
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: expensive grill and a smoker. Instead of being grateful, the
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: brother in law was offended and said he couldn't accept
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: the gift.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: From then on, our relationship turned into a competition.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: My sister and I are as close as we weren't
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: worried because she told me her husband is better than mine. Well,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: let's see, she said that for a while. You know,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: they were doing better than you all. You know, but
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: my husband is better than yours. You know, I'm not
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: ready bought y'all this grill and this smoker you didn't want,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: which means I've been had a ball of backyard out
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: though barbecue now, thank you, and so let's just move along.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: But here's things got a little different though. And things
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: was finding dandy as long as we were needed. But
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: now my husband is one of the most respected doctors
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: in our area, and she.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Can't take it.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: When I got a new car, she got a new
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: and more expensive car. I got breasting plants he did.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: Both our husbands are successful in great father so why
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: can't she be happy for us? She'll even try to
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: repair relation. I don't know if this needs repairing. It
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: don't seem like that bigger deal than me. But if
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: you want to put a stop to her to have
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: some suggestions for you. You said, when you got a
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: new car, she got a new more expensive car. Well
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: you know what your next movie is, don't you. You
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: got to go buy a more expensive car than the
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: one she bought. Nah, let's see what she go with this. Oh,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: since we up in each other, you got to go
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: buy a car and more expensive than the one.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: She bought and see what she do.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: Then you ought to call up your sister and say, hey,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: look remember that breast and plants I got? And you
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: wouldn't got some I'm going back down now and I'm
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: gonna go with I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna get
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: an extra d I'm gonna I'm gonna go get it.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna get double d's this time.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, let's see if she wants to try to
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: get an eat. See, I don't know. I'll tell you what.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: She ain't gonna be able to cool coffee if she
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: messing with me because I have a breast right up
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: under her throat. They'll be so big, but you won't
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: be able to see your food you eating on the table. Yeah,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: I'm for all this. Hell, But in all seriousness, you know,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: let's look at this the right way. It's a competition thing.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: So what some people can't take them when you do better.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: Some people like it when when they do it better
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: than you, the underdogs. Some people just don't like to
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: see you up even that's that's a sad person right there,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: and there's really nothing you can do for them. But
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: if that's her objective is to keep you under her,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: the best thing you could do is just keep winning.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to repair that.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: I don't know how you go to your sister, your
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: relatively and say, look, I don't want to compete with you,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: but we're doing okay. Now, It's really I don't really
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: see how what it is what y'all think, because I
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: don't really know.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: I don't truy.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, like I said, she can try that because
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: she is family, but I don't think it's going to
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: do any good. The sister's probably just going to stay
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: where she is because she It gave her something to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: be able to provide for the family and be the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: one that everybody came to. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Everyone She provided for her family, for her parents and everything.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: So she liked that position and that feeling.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: And now that's well, what our sistert to do is
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: don't get some new friends. You can find you. Listen
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: to me, you can find somebody got molding you trust me,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: you can.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stay out there.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: Don't go out here trying to get in the competition
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: who got the most, because you're gonna be in the
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: world of trouble out here in this world right here, man,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: because I don't know where you go.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Somebody can show you something, but that's you know, man.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: I saw a meeting where a group of people was
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: laughing at Jeff Bezo's money, laughing our.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Love and he's supposed to be the rich man in
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: the world. Right, Wow, he's not.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: But that's I've been I've been to me where they
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: was laughing at him. I saw it.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 13: But everybody can be great. That's room for everybody to
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 13: be great. What's the competition about living life?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: But there are some people who make their greatness based
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: on the least of other people, if that makes sense.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: Some people make their greatness based on the group they
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: end and if they're doing better than everybody in they group,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: then that's their greatness. And that's a sad way to live.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: And that's the truly sad way to live. That's not
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: cool at all.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: That's sad.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: That's sad. Man.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: When you're making your greatness beyond the backs of others
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: who have less, that ain't nothing right there. That's like
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: being the richest person in the projects. And ain't we
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: all stealed in the projects?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Don't time? Right?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Yes? Which are going to rise and help get them out.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: It's such a great feeling when you can pay someone
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: back who's helped you. I mean, come on, anyway, all right,
• 1:09:23
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  Speaker 14: I really help coming because truth be.
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, I'm tall.
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  Speaker 7: I don't need no help getting nothing off the counter.
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  Speaker 7: All of us on this show case say that come
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  Speaker 14: Get the step now on the side.
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  Speaker 9: Of refrigerator to get up there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have to do that.
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  Speaker 1: You let you I'm in there.
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  Speaker 7: Let me tell you us the most tall stuff I
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: do at the top of the closet, like.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Shoes I get that you that I get that.
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  Speaker 2: No problem.
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  Speaker 14: I ain't got no problem getting none of that. Everybody
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 14: screwing in light bulls, no pride. I'm tall.
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  Speaker 9: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 8: Now.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: Everybody on this show, incid of us, can do that,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: not one hundred percent, but ninety five.
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  Speaker 14: I'm just saying, like, getting stuff out the freezer at
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 14: the top can do that. Go in there and get
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 14: a pack of me at the top of.
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  Speaker 1: Getting me out of the.
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  Speaker 2: Tom It can put a light bubby easy.
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  Speaker 1: The ceiling.
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  Speaker 2: It just had to be a night like.
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  Speaker 7: The cat to God at the bottom. You gotta get
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  Speaker 7: up here where I am talking like, man, don't worry
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  Speaker 7: about that. I got tall shoulders for you to stand on.
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  Speaker 7: You need help and I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Made what you do short?
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  Speaker 14: Behind you alright shut.
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  Speaker 6: No no no no, no, no, no no no, you
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  Speaker 6: made a mistake. Hit behind ain't shot. That's the tallest thing.
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  Speaker 1: Can he get in the talk?
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  Speaker 14: Can he get in the tall club?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Tall a.
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  Speaker 14: Little hunchback of know the dame booty. Yeah he was
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  Speaker 14: a little short with us doing that. Second, man, don't
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  Speaker 14: marry about time. One day, Tommy, one day, man, one day,
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  Speaker 14: one day.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 4: You know they sell these things you could put in
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: the shoes and make you you know the Yeah, it
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: gives you, like another a couple of inches. Action still showing.
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  Speaker 1: A couple more inches.
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  Speaker 6: You get two inches? You still short? I lose two inches.
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  Speaker 6: I'm still talking.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, you put those in the shoes, but your heel
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 12: is sticking at the back of your shoe.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: It looks real, man, your shoe about to come on
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  Speaker 2: walking lots people. This is Kirk Franklin.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, this Isaka Kahan. What's going on? This is your
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  Speaker 1: boy Cheving Hart. Hey, this is Chloe Kardashian. This is
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  Speaker 1: your boy, Chris.
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  Speaker 8: Brow, your boy. The big Snoop Dog came to shell this.
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  Speaker 2: This is your boy, said the entertainer.
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  Speaker 1: This is Yolanda Adams less LF is.
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  Speaker 11: DJ Cavin And you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning's Show.
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  Speaker 11: There's morning shows, and there's the greatest Steve Harvey Morning's Show.
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  Speaker 2: Another one.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: this one's for you. Kim writes, my BFF and I
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: work together, so we spend five days a week with
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: each other and talk all the time. She was having
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: a bad time with her boyfriend, and I was always
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: there to be supportive and encourage her to stand up
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: for herself. Well, now things seem to be good with him,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: and she's told him that I was encouraging her to
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  Speaker 1: break it off with him, and he doesn't want her
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  Speaker 1: to be friends with me anymore. He's even trying to
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: get her to quit her job. I think it's a
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: horrible idea for her to get back together with him,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: and know it's only a matter of time before he's
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: back to his old self and she'll be looking to
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: me for support. How do I keep my bff from
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: cutting me out of her life and leaving her with
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: no one who's looking out for what's best for her.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, how about Hey, this ain't your damn business. See
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: what happened to that? I don't understand why? What is
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: the matter? See hey, let me tell you something. If
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: somebody makes it clear to me, Steve, this ain't your
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: damn business?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you? So you mean I ain't got to take
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: your call no more?
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  Speaker 6: Bro, I promise you you if you insinuate that you
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 6: don't need my help, that it ain't want it, I
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: promise you.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: I got plenty of.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: People won't talk to me about stuff. If you ain't, man,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 6: let me tell you, Doug. I had to tell one
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: of my own kids that, hey, look, okay, I tell
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 6: you well, you got it. Go ahead that I'm telling
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: you if you if you go with Route eight, I
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: can tell you what's down that street right there.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: If you take Route B, I've been on that road too,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: I can tell you what's down B. I'm telling right now.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: Don't go down eight. Dad, times is different. Now your
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: ass down eight. Go ahead, class right on down Avenue eight.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: You ain't gonna believe what's down there, but you know so.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: So she should stay out of her bff's business period, please. Yeah,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: But she thinks she's helping. You know, she thinks she's helping,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: so she's looking out for her Shut up, all right,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I think we have time for one more. This is
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: from Bridget. Bridget on Facebook says, I like my current job.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I make a decent salary and enjoy the work, but
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: with everything getting more expensive, it would help if I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: was able to make a little more. Unfortunately, there isn't
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: any room for advancement at my job, and I'm at
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: the max of what they'll pay. And on top of that,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: I work all the time. So I don't have any
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: time to earn money outside of work, or any time
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: to look for a different job. Where do I go
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: from here? How do I earn more when my time
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: is spent on my current job.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: Well, see, you are in what's called a trap. You
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: are in a trap. You have maxed out, You're at
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: the top level. You can't make any more, and you
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 6: want more. There's one decision that you can make that
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 6: can solve this problem.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: You have to quit, quit your current position to pursue
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: your dream.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Jump.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's your option.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: That's an amazing option to have because it offers you freedom,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: it offers you progress. The problem with where you are
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: is you've gotten comfort about that if you stay in
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: your comfort zone, that is where you will fail. And
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: right now you are in the process of watching failure
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: come upon you. You can't make anymore, your job doesn't
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: offer anymore. There's no room for advancement. So I don't
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: know how old you are, but you're done. What is
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: it that makes no damn sense at all? So now
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: you're going to have to face what you already know
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: that your greatest chance for an opportunity is outside of
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: your comfort zone. That's that, and all of us have
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 6: those moments in life all the time. I'm facing one
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 6: right now.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, all right, coming up in twenty minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. We'll have morning show right after this. All right, So, guys,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: have you ever eaten a meal that just brought you
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: to tears?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: It was so good?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, have you ever done that? I'll tell you
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: what's gotten close? What when we were all in Paris.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: That baked potato ooh with that loaded cayeh, that caveard.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it had me so emotional. Yes, all right, okay,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: well wait a minute, so good, hold your tears. It
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: was good. Hold your tears, baby, all right, here we go.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: So yeah, So, so some of us have eaten a
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: meal that has brought us to tears, or at least
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: come close to bring us to tears. Or maybe who
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: knows it was the bill at the end of the
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: meal that made you cry. Well, anyway, there is this
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: elderly man in China. He's been diagnosed with an extremely
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: rare condition. It's known as crocodile tears syndrome. I'm like,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: is this for real? You got this?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: You got a to turn.
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  Speaker 14: I beat my mama oxtails and it just happened.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: It causes him to cry every time he eats, and
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: it's ruining his social life. Doctors reported that his nerve
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: fibers are misdirected and they interfere with his UH salivary glands,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: so when he smells or tastes food, it makes him
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: cry and very funny. No, it's not nat. They can't
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: keep doing it try and can't keep doing the same.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 8: Doc trink just to eat like this.
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  Speaker 2: This is ab.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 14: We'll play around the Woods thirty three minutes after.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: It's time to talk about life insurance. It's one of
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  Speaker 1: four hundred it is time now for would you rather
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have your taxes revealed to the world,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: or would you rather have your Internet search history revealed
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: to the world? Taxes or Internet search?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, excuse me, because you've been looking up some crazy
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  Speaker 13: please please.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you back when Kim Kardashian was on
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: the cover of Page magazine.
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  Speaker 2: Paper is a paper?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah magazine?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I had googled that so many times that my
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 6: computer made that my screen saver.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, automatically. It's just amazing.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll yeah, all right, all right. Would you
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: rather eat hot sauce in the desert or ice cream
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: in the snow? That's easy to want to eat ice
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: cream in the snow.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna eat that ice cream in the snow.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cold and cold, cold, and you can deal with.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Junior. You gonna go with the hot sauce, not doing that.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, your stupid ass is nothing to be out
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: here in this cold and some damn ice cream and
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 6: you're back in the damn hospital because you know the
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: cold weather kicks in the crisis.
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  Speaker 2: What is your on the last talking about some damn
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: ice cream and cold for.
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  Speaker 15: Dog?
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  Speaker 6: Got all us in here praying for you every four
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: times a year and all this, and you'll stake your
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 6: ass out that house.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 8: But you.
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  Speaker 6: Slap slap about your mouth if I see you outside,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: eat the bowl, eyes freeze.
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  Speaker 2: For you, get your.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's really hot?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Would you rather, guys, would you rather be constantly I
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: mean constantly surprised in bed? Or would you rather always
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: want to know what's coming? You always know what's coming,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: or you're constantly surprised? Which one would you rather keep surprising?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what's coming him. I ain't gonna.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 6: I'm like, he's sitting up here leaning against the wall.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: Where about what's going to come out?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: No, I can't do that.
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  Speaker 5: We know what we know.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: Everybody know.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 12: We know our role.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: We know.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good. You just want to know what's coming.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: I like what's coming?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 9: I like making yeah, marking, yeah, Hey, hey, hey, hey, what.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Is the monkey phone.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Round a wood?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 6: Why is the little person over there with the camp.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Coming up?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: In forty nine minutes after the hour, it's the last
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: break of the day, and we'll have some closing remarks
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: from this Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening to
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show time to talk about life insurance.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: It's one of those things that everyone should have, and
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: Globe Life makes it easy with no medical exam, just
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: a simple application and cover joptions up to one hundred
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Get the coverage you need in twenty twenty five.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Go online and Blodlife radio dot com or call one
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  Speaker 1: hundred two five one fifty four hundred. All right, guys,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: it is our last break of the day and Steve,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: it's time for our closing remarks.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, here it is today you all. I want to encourage,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: but I want to remind you of something. You have
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 6: an opportunity to make a decision that can alter the
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 6: course of your life. You you have an opportunity to
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: make a decision that can alter the course of your life.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Steve, what do you mean by that? I mean this,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: and this is just a true fact.
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  Speaker 6: If you change your thought process, if you change the
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: way you live things, if you take every negative spin
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 6: and put a positive spin on it, if you start
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: setting your dreams and goals. If you start praying, if
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: you start confiding in God, if you form a relationship
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: with your creator, you have done the necessary things. You
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: have made a decision that can alter the course of
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: your life. All you have to do is believe that
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 6: it's so that simple thing is so difficult for the
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 6: average person to even conceive for themselves.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: And why is that.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you why. Because the devil is brilliant. Because
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 6: the devil uses all the tricks to persuade you to
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: think the opposite way. His only job is to rob
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: you of your destiny. And if he can make you
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: think that what I just said is not possible for you,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: it is the beginning. But let's go back and look
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: at it. If you look at all the success stories
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  Speaker 6: of most honest people, they will tell you at some
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 6: point I believed it, I wanted it, and I worked
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 6: for it. But if you do not have the belief,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 6: we can stop right there. If you don't believe something
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 6: is for you, if you don't believe in something you
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 6: want or aspire to, we can stop right there.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Now, think about it. Have you given up on the
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: belief system?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: Have you given up on believing in the things that
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 6: you used to want for yourself because in the delaying
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 6: of it happening, you perceive the delay as a denial.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 6: How many of you are guilty of that. Have a
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 6: real moment here now. How many of you have ever
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: wanted something really badly and you want it at a
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 6: particular time and it didn't happen, so you assumed because
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 6: it was delayed, it was denied. How many of you
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 6: have ever felt that way? I know I have, I
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: know the majority of people have. But if that's the
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: way you use your thought process, it proves that what
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 6: I'm saying is true because the moment you change the
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 6: way you think, you change everything.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: Because it's delayed doesn't mean it's denied.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 6: Because you don't believe something to be So it's the
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 6: very care of the possibility of it happened, and it
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: gets down to the real basis.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: Of what faith is.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 6: I don't need a lot of faith to walk to
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 6: the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't. I just say, man, I gotta go
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom, and I get up in a walk
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: over there. It doesn't require faith for me.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: But if I decide to set up a goal that
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: for to gain attention for my foundation or to gain
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: attention to a cause. And I make the announcement on Facebook,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey is going to walk from Atlanta, Georgia to Cleveland, Ohio.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 6: A lot of people gonna get cameras out. I won't
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 6: go see this hill because you know why. That ain't regular.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 6: That ain't nothing I've ever done before. They ain't nothing
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 6: I can see. So that would require faith, wouldn't it?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 6: Would It would require faith for a person to say
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go survive some inclimate clement weather for twenty
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 6: one days, neked and afraid or whatever. It requires some
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 6: measure of faith. But if you watch that show, a
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 6: lot of people don't make it because what they thought
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 6: was gonna be easy is never that easy. And in
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 6: somewhere line that the majority of people don't make it
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: on that show.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: But listen to me.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 6: Everything starts from the basis of your belief. Get back
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 6: to believing. I believe that gonna be the best year
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 6: of my life. I expect that. I am looking for it,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 6: I am watchful for it. I'm paying close attention to
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 6: everything I'm saying to God so far because I have
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 6: claimed a.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: Victory for myself.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 6: If you've not done that, when stuff don't happen your way,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 6: who you mad at you didn't put the belief out there.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, y'all, why would you not try that?
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 6: Why would you not give that a shot. It's a
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 6: simple exercise.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 5: In belief.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: It's a simple exercise in the law of attraction. It's
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 6: a simple exercise in faith. But you've got to attempt.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: It gonna work. You know. I'm gonna tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody really really close to me.
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  Speaker 6: I've been begging them to come to me and sit
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  Speaker 6: down with their vision list, because I tell everybody, and
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  Speaker 6: this person's really close to me, and they've yet to
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  Speaker 6: come and sit with me.
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  Speaker 2: But they keep wandering around aimlessly in their life.
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  Speaker 6: And I watch them time after time after time, thing
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  Speaker 6: not go right, thing not go right, and they keep
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  Speaker 6: telling me about it.
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  Speaker 2: And all I said to them was come and sit
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  Speaker 2: with me with your vision list, your dream board. They
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  Speaker 2: still ain't made one. Well, maybe if they would start
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  Speaker 2: believing that that system works, maybe they could change something.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they listening today, I hope, I hope you've heard
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  Speaker 2: start to have a break days. Talk to God and love.
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