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S2E74 - Racing Friends · No Latency

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  Last time on no latency. Shanked him and I want to wheel
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  back. In I think you should go in
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  there and prep to start killing. Nice.
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  That's bad Feng shui medica. It is.
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  Thanks for the cover, Iona. I might ask you a third time,
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  where's the back of your head going to see sunlight?
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  My lapel. These toys are no longer fun to
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  play with. You look like you smell bad.
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  Now, what'd you think of that? Was that scary?
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  Are you going to do it now? So I want you to put your
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  weapons down or we're going to blow this place.
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  Up shoot the last scaver. Hey, Jeb, did you kill this guy
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  under the helicopter? Oh yeah, I did.
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  I did IF. You think I'm touching one of
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  these dead bodies? You were wrong.
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  Retro. Yeah, you have done amazing.
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  I appreciate you. Oh, thank you.
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  Just like doctor's orders. Yeah.
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  I think it's doctor's orders. I mean, Rachel's going to go
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  ahead and just follow doctor's orders.
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  I mean, you know, he's not a medical professional.
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  Typically he's one to follow the advice of those that are the
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  learned type, so. I am a learned doctor.
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  They'll just reach in and just with one hand you'll see him
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  pick all the stems and branches off and in the same hand,
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  flicking around like a pencil, a pre rolled paper and just kind
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  of roll it into a small thin joint all with one hand.
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  Why? Why does this weed have
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  branches? What?
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  Yeah, what? Did you get like the the plant
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  itself here? They'll put it in the CD drive
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  just to, you know, give it a little bit of stickiness for the
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  saliva. You know, I, I don't think I've
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  ever heard all this mumbo jumbo. You're saying.
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  It's like a, it's like you're speaking a different language.
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  What the hell you talking about? Well, you know, you got to
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  process your weed first. You can't just smoke it right
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  off the branch. You got to make sure you're
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  really only getting the leaves. Otherwise you're just, you know,
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  really just wasting the time and most of the weed itself because
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  now you're just going to burn it out for no reason.
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  You know, those thumbs are not really going to catch fire.
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  They don't have anything to it to actually give any kind of
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  proportions for it. Uh huh.
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  So are we going to get this whirly bird out of here?
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  Or yeah, yeah. Are we driving it out of here or
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  are we flying it out of here? Listen, we both know that I'm a
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  driving kind of guy, not a not a a flying kind of guy.
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  Well, don't have a vehicle to transport the whirly bird.
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  Right. So.
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  So we're flying. So we're flying.
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  Well. Two people.
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  Oh right, it only fits two people.
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  Right. All right, fine.
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  I guess I'll fly it. Why are you flying?
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  I'm the one with flying. I have a flying mod.
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  And you just took a fat rip of that J.
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  Yeah, if we were. If we were to put it in a
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  numerical value, what is your? What is your air vehicle value?
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  Well, I'm now one to Lord over others with my sense of value,
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  but if you must know. I'm the flying guy.
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  I always have been the flying guy.
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  I didn't take pilot classes for no reason.
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  It's an 8. Fine.
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  And eight. I might just seven how?
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  Do you? Aren't those double XP points
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  like you have to spend double to level up you?
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  Do yes. Have so many points.
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  I don't have a chip. Ah.
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  And Retro's not unzip with his jacket and underneath you'll see
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  his NCPD flight suit with his. Burn it, burn it, EW.
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  That gives a + 2 to your flying all.
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  Right. Oh man.
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  Well, oh, did you? Did you steal that from the
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  NCPD? Oh yeah, yeah, as you can see,
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  I'm a Warrant Officer 3. I didn't know we had so many
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  pilots. Maybe we should invest in a
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  helicopter to fly around Night City.
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  Actually, that's not a bad idea. We used to have a flying
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  vehicle. Oh, we did.
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  That's that's my do. You remember the one that the
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  one we took to the space place and left behind.
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  Yeah, we left it. Into.
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  Space. I thought that was more of a
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  space shuttle and less of a. No, no, that's the thing.
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  We came down in Jeb, do you remember the vehicle that we
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  flew to the Aerosac, the the Arasaka building, do you
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  remember? And then?
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  No. Do you not?
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  Remember the? Aircraft.
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  The aircraft. We had the flight vehicle.
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  That we we brought to tuna to make it less.
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  We had a turret installed. Do you?
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  Remember the thing that we stole from Arasaka before blowing up
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  the building? OK, I do remember that we, we,
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  we stole it off the roof and then we, we took it back down.
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  We get it off the roof, Jeb. We flew it.
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  It's it's, it's coming together. Well, no, Iona flew it because
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  Retro didn't have this really dumb suit.
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  Hey, does that mean that if Iona wore the flight suit that they'd
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  have a nine? I mean.
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  That's. I don't.
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  I don't know that it'll fit me. Oh no, it's the it's.
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  Yeah, I don't want them stretching it out.
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  It's it's one size fits. Oh, that's the whole.
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  Point. Are you body shaming me just
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  'cause I'm curvaceous? Not I'm not.
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  I just don't think you want. I have a massive rack and a dump
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  truck. They look getting folks.
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  Artists, get on it. Have you have you seen?
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  The 3D render that a fan made of me, my massive rack in a dump
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  truck forgot. About that.
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  No, but. I love to post that in the
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  discord. We should repost it in the
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  discord. Thank you, fan.
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  That really did happen that. Really did happen.
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  Really did happen. We would say it, but yeah.
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  So does that mean does that does that give that bonus to anyone
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  Metro? Yes, right.
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  I mean, maybe it does, but regardless, I think either of
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  you can fly it and I feel comfortable with that.
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  I don't know who's riding shotgun.
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  All right, I will let Iona borrow my flight suits, just if
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  I find one. If I find one stitch popped
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  because your dump truck just backed up too far, I'm going to.
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  I'm going to wait. OK.
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  The retro is going to go ahead and just strip down in front of
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  everybody all over it. Oh my.
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  God, do my show. Why do you keep on?
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  Why do you keep on getting naked?
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  Please don't bend over. Oh.
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  God. Stand there fully naked now,
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  smoking joint. Look, all right, I didn't want
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  to give up my flight suit, but I kept getting badgered by
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  everybody to go ahead and let you know the the Iona, the
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  wrestling star here, my flight suit so they can fly better and
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  like, what do you want me to do? This is my underoos.
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  So like, come on, it's pretty much skin tight, yo.
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  OK. Fendel closes the centre door in
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  this room so that Retro can get changed in private.
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  I'll just add it. It's OK.
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  It's OK. Just just just take a second.
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  We just want to pop box everyone.
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  That's that's why, right? Well now I'm no one who feels
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  body shamed. I'm not, I'm not body shaming
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  you if I don't want to see your asshole well.
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  OK, well. You changed.
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  Yeah. Right.
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  So who's flying with Iona? Well, I I'm ready to get out of
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  here. Deb, you want to fly with Iona?
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  Yeah, I'll get out. Here, Jeb needs to drive the
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  van. Oh, that's right, I gotta drive
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  the van. Nope, that's my job.
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  Oh, I gotta be a good drive for once.
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  I don't fly, I drive. I'll fly with Iona.
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  I'm. Good.
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  All right, all right, boss. Well, you fly the the gyrocopter
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  and and I and I'll go with Jeb in retro.
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  Sounds good. Shall we all meet at Tuna's?
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  Absolutely got to give him the good news.
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  Good. Hey, Jeb.
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  Oh yeah. Hey, Jeb.
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  Jeb, are we going to race? Well, I mean, I would say that
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  it's just unfair considering that they're going to be up in
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  the air with no traffic, but they've never won a blood race,
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  so I'd say it's pretty fair. Challenge accepted, I think.
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  That's God damn right. Get on the radio, tell them that
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  we're about to race. This is a race.
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  They can hear us. Hey guys, this is a race.
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  That's right. All right, race.
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  So this who's who's riding with me?
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  Phoebe, it's you and VV. All right, VV, Are you ready for
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  this? I think so.
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  Buckle up, Buttercup, somebody. Counts down. 5 4/3 2/1.
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  Do do we wait for them to come out the garage?
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  No. Go.
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  Jesus Christ. Oh, it's stalled.
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  Jeb, you're giving you're, you're putting too much fluid
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  into it. Oh, I.
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  Have 11 and pilot air vehicle. I have 13 now brother, let's.
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  Go. Go I have no levels, only mods.
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  And you've got a reflex, and you have a reflex of seven.
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  I do. I'm a very I'm a very fast
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  Corbo. So VV you look at Iona and I
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  only gives you this look because they put on this flight suit.
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  Oh, base 13 now, yes. Yeah.
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  So that's. Plus my plus 4 mod.
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  Yeah, that's built into your thing right there.
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  Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, you've rolled.
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  You've rolled it too but still managed to roll 17 so I know
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  when you look inside the gyrocopter it feels really
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  familiar. The suit engages with the
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  navigation system so you can feel where you have to turn,
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  which is how it gives you that bonus and you OfferUp a seat to
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  VD to get inside are. Are you coming?
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  Yes. And there's this clunk as the
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  door closes next to you in this little two seater gyrocopter
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  which is facing the wrong way inside of the garage.
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  And Iona rolled A-17 and that is literally a professional role on
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  the DV table. And so, with an effortless spin,
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  Iona and Vivi are thrown out of this garage.
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  With A hairpin, backwards turn and Vivi, you feel the inertia
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  pull you through the vehicle as you square up to the exit of
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  this little lot in the industrial district.
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  Oh. I don't know, That felt
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  incredible. It always feels incredible.
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  I forget how feeling what what feeling was how how the air
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  rushing beneath me feels. I didn't know that this was.
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  A talent you had, Iona, that was impressive.
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  And you hover out to the street to see Jeb finally finishing
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  fixing a flat tire because he rolled a crit fail on drive land
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  vehicle so. Yeah, God damn it.
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  All right, well. Jeb Retro and Vendel have lost
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  their headway on you, and now you both start at the same time.
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  All right, here we go. Try to do another drive lane
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  vehicle. Yes.
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  Can I get a pilot air vehicle please?
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  I am go. Go, go, go, go. 678 all right,
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  cool. So you rolled 20 Iona and your
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  vehicle takes off into the sky. Your journey is easier.
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  You literally get to fly as the Sloan flies, right.
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  So Jeb, on the other hand, knows some of the streets around this
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  area like the back of his hat, knows the back of his hat.
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  Very, very well. So he takes a a couple of turns
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  through some back streets, takes an illegal left but nobody sees,
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  and barrels down towards tuners. Now, because his journey is a
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  lot harder, this next role is a minus, let's say -5 which is
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  literally mid but -5 and whoever wins this next role gets to
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  Tunas first. Can I put luck in it?
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  Yes. If you want to use luck on this,
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  I do. I'm not.
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  You know what? Fuck you.
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  I'm putting in three luck. I'm putting in just one.
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  Chad, that's a little fast, Chad.
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  Don't you worry. Just buckle up and get ready for
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  this jump. Oh Yep, here it comes.
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  I jumped. Fuck.
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  Retro. Hold on, hold on to.
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  What I should probably put a three dog?
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  Hell yeah. So that's what did you see?
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  How much luck did you put in? 1.
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  You put in three luck and you get +2 for the suit, so that's
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  plus 5 S, 13-5. It's 18.
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  Yeah. As you as you take a little side
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  route around a skyscraper, you see Jeb screech into the front
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  of tuners as you hover in and land.
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  I land a skid. Oh yeah, man, Jeb, you still got
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  it. You still got it.
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  And oh, here they come, all right, everyone out, everyone
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  out. Pretend like you've been like
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  waiting here for like a while, you know, like like 10-15
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  minutes, you know? Oh man, took you y'all long
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  enough. I'm sorry, a a base 21?
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  Will probably be. The base 11 every time.
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  Well, you know, it's kind of the only thing I'm good at, driving
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  and shooting and a little bit of stealth.
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  A little bit. Me a little bit well and dodging
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  bullets sometimes. And dodging bullets, you know
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  that that's kind of been, that's the kind of a new thing.
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  And got to be honest, it's real fun.
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  Real fun. Don't forget having an animal
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  companion. That's true.
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  I'm. I think I'm.
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  Going well, good at having a dirty bird.
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  Hey, hey, hey, hey. Now she ain't dirty.
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  She just, she just kind of matted.
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  She's got some, some, you know, matted feathers.
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  You know, she's been around. It ain't.
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  Dirty like that song. She ain't dirty.
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  She just flies that way. That, yeah, I like that.
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  That's just some come over. There.
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  Oh, brilliant. Oh, that, that's great.
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  Oh, they're not a scratch on it. Doesn't look like you rolled a
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  crit fail at all. Oh, nice suit, NCPD.
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  Really. It's not really my style and I
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  I, I take it off and I give it back to retro.
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  No seams popped I. Just put it back on my back
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  neck. Right.
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  Well that's great. Well I I don't need to do any
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  repairs or doesn't seem to anything wrong with it?
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  Yeah. Tuna.
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  Yes. This put a little bug in my ass
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  here. Would you?
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  Would you be willing to let me practice my flight skills every
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  once in a while? Oh well, you want to borrow my
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  gyrocopter? Yeah.
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  Sure. I mean, do you mind like giving
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  me a rental fee or something? Can we work out?
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  Sure. Yeah, we could do that.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think is fair?
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  If you don't scratch it, I'll give you most of it back.
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  Sure. What do you think about 150
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  eddies for the for about a two hour rental and then maybe?
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  A little day. That's right.
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  I trust you. Oh, great.
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  Yeah. And then just the the 50 back
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  for the deposit. Sure, Yeah, sure.
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  That's fine. Yeah, that covers fuel in that.
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  Well, fun. All right, That's great.
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  Flying more often, guys. You you, you brought it back in
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  perfect condition and and the person getting out of the
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  vehicle doesn't stink of weed. Holy shit.
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  Retro bloody hell. Yeah, the only issue.
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  Because he can't combobulate. What's the issue, Phoebe?
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  Oh, I mean, the only issue is this shower captor only fits two
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  of us. So if you're going to ever take
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  somebody for a spin, it would just be one of us.
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  Yeah, I mean, I guess. But that's OK.
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  Yeah. I mean, with enough time we
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  probably could fashion some way of hanging off the sides, but I
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  wouldn't say it was so. Be pretty cool though.
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  I don't volunteer do. You have to have a really good
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  pilot. Wing.
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  I like that. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Brilliant.
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  Well, considering that cowboy over here owed me like 4000
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  eddies, you know, with all that interest and stuff, I'm going to
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  say we're square. All right.
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  That's what I like to hear. It's always pleasure doing
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  business with you. Yeah, if you need a thing.
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  But you, Jeb, you got a headlight out.
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  Oh yeah. So when they said that that you
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  broke their car, you they meant with your van, right?
• 18:53
  Good. But I love that you're taking
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  care of this incredibly rare vehicle.
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  Nice. Well, you know, you, you can't
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  expect everything to be so, you know, driven perfectly.
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  Sometimes you, sometimes you got to break a few eggs, make an
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  omelet. You understand?
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  All right, so are you just going to leave it to look like shit
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  and only have one headlight or would you like me to fix it?
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  Well, you know, I thought maybe you'd kind of throw that in
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  considering a throw. That in.
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  Yeah, we got you a helicopter. No, the parts for these things
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  are expensive. What?
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  So was the helicopter. If you want a new headlight,
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  I've got to redo the front of that.
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  Yeah, but you didn't break my helicopter, so I'll do anything
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  with that. I'll tell you what, I'll fix the
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  front of it for like 200 ish. Eddies bad.
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  Yeah, cool. All right.
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  It'll be ready in a few hours. You brought you guys can
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  probably walk back to the bathroom here.
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  Well, I mean it is a nice sunny day, we might as well walk.
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  Sunny. Sunny, that is good weed.
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  Yeah. All right, I'll see you guys
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  later. I'll fix this.
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  Jeb, Keith. Throws it.
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  I mean, is it raining? It might be another one.
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  No, no, it's either acid rain or blood red skies.
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  That's all we get here in Night City.
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  So it's a deeply red, like a bright red, like hemoglobin,
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  bright red sky, sunny day. I guess it's.
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  Not it's not windy. That's nice.
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  It's not blowing the stink around.
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  Yeah, I like trying the positives and things, even if
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  you can't see the sun. Well, it seems Retro's mood has
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  increased. We'd won't do that to you.
• 20:31
  I guess that is the solution then.
• 20:39
  Solution to what? You were being very emo earlier.
• 20:46
  Oh yeah, well, I mean, keeping it on my weed, I get very
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  Well, I'd say pretty good. Little bit of a sad quest.
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  Good. Got ourselves a helicopter.
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  We dropped it off and you know. Oh great.
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  Yeah. And you're all here, So nobody
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  died? Yeah, nobody died.
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  Yeah, but we dead. Job well done.
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  I'd say so. Right.
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  And how much did he knock off your your debt because he said
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  you you owed him money? Yeah, quite a bit, to be honest.
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  So yeah, I'd say yeah, pretty good. 1000 Eddie is. 4000 Eddie
• 22:49
  Chip, what did you did you? Well, I destroyed an entire car,
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  so. OK, Yeah.
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  Totally. Really.
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  Steel to steel chassis construction, right?
• 23:07
  Yep. Yeah.
• 23:10
  All right, so I found out where the brain is.
• 23:14
  OK. And oh.
• 23:17
  Yeah, I was saying the other day the Danny Dark Side was working
• 23:21
  on a large storage device. Yeah, that prick, yeah.
• 23:25
  Yeah. So his his company has been
• 23:27
  working on like some kind of large storage like brain shaped
• 23:35
  kind of interface that can hold like an engram.
• 23:39
  And I, and I was talking to, I mean, I can get Domino to tell
• 23:42
  you all this. If you don't, if you want, sure.
• 23:45
  I mean, if Domino wants to be involved.
• 23:49
  Yeah, yeah, I've seen Domino in a day or two.
• 23:54
  One of the screens goes green and an eye opens everyone.
• 23:58
  I have a mission for you everyone.
• 24:07
  This dying dark side has a very small tech cell.
• 24:13
  He's been working on some interesting technologies and I
• 24:17
  believe he is the one who has been supplying prototypes that
• 24:21
  can hold engrams to the syndicate.
• 24:25
  However, I think we all have noticed a reduction in AI
• 24:30
  attacks and perhaps their supply is slow.
• 24:34
  They are, I think, holding out for a bigger fight.
• 24:39
  We may have to bring it to them ourselves.
• 24:41
  However, Danny needs more funding and with the syndicate
• 24:48
  on ice it's means he has to find another source.
• 24:52
  This is not city. There is a Garner where he will
• 24:57
  be fundraising with potential investors.
• 25:02
  Seems like a theme for our revengers lately.
• 25:07
  Yeah. Going to like fancy events.
• 25:11
  Yeah. Pretending where people were
• 25:13
  not. Maybe we should start dressing
• 25:16
  better, huh? Except you Iona I, I mean.
• 25:19
  It's money that makes the world go round.
• 25:23
  I guess so, and we are looking for very rare expensive parts
• 25:29
  this is. Going.
• 25:34
  To be maybe one of the kind. Oh gosh.
• 25:37
  OK, it's. Making me think any of the other
• 25:39
  times that we messed up those syndicate fools, we could have
• 25:43
  just ripped that brain out and brought it back here and no have
• 25:48
  to go on whole separate adventure for it.
• 25:53
  Seems like hindsight is truly 2020.
• 25:58
  You could even say that. There's our hindsight has no
• 26:02
  latency. I I, I don't know, is, is that
• 26:05
  something people say? I believe we.
• 26:07
  Both have failed in this common protocol AH.
• 26:11
  Yeah, well. Danny Darkseid is a bit of a
• 26:16
  recluse. He often does not leave his
• 26:19
  home. I suspect that the prototype, or
• 26:27
  at least one of these brains, as I suppose we will call them, is
• 26:33
  located there in his house. Oh.
• 26:40
  Seems like a real kind of one-of-a-kind.
• 26:42
  Extremely rare thing to just be kind of holding on to at your
• 26:47
  house, huh? I mean, they've been finding it
• 26:51
  more often than not that people have been keeping pretty
• 26:55
  important stuff in their apartments.
• 26:57
  I mean, hell, Phoebe found a bunch of stolen body parts
• 27:01
  inside one just, you know, a week ago.
• 27:04
  Yeah. I have an entire apartment
• 27:09
  filled with stuff. You do a.
• 27:12
  Bunch of stolen stuff? Not necessarily.
• 27:16
  Like 90. Percent.
• 27:18
  I don't know. Actually, wait.
• 27:21
  Wait, how do you not know exactly what sentence?
• 27:24
  Would be that you don't remember.
• 27:28
  Iona just smiles. I don't remember how.
• 27:31
  That's supposed to be there is a brief.
• 27:32
  Period of time where Danny will not be home.
• 27:36
  I believe this is a good time to take it while he's not looking.
• 27:42
  However, in my research the security measures within his
• 27:46
  domicile are high through some subsidiary companies.
• 27:51
  He hired a safe room installation company.
• 27:55
  Safe room. Yes, we all know who they are.
• 28:01
  Who? Who are?
• 28:01
  They Bob and Hilda, Paul and Hilda in.
• 28:04
  Full. The safe room, I have them on
• 28:09
  the line. They're very.
• 28:10
  Good, we have worked. With them before.
• 28:16
  Hey Doc, have you made Bob and Hilda?
• 28:19
  It doesn't. The.
• 28:21
  Names don't. Ring a bell?
• 28:24
  They're. Great.
• 28:25
  You're going to love them. Now, in this case, we're kind of
• 28:27
  working against their their expertise, but hey, maybe if we
• 28:33
  talk to them, well, you know, we're on good terms.
• 28:35
  Maybe we can go talk to them and see if they got any, if they've,
• 28:39
  you know, installed any sort of like exhaust vent or something.
• 28:45
  They're on the line, Jeb. They're oh, they're on the line.
• 28:47
  Yes. Shall I?
• 28:47
  Shall I? Take them off the hold.
• 28:52
  I'm sure the whole music is still irritating at this point.
• 28:56
  Suppose. I suppose depends on what it is,
• 28:58
  but yeah, yeah, it's. Always the same.
• 29:02
  Ciao. Oh.
• 29:05
  Wing and yes and here we are and going.
• 29:10
  I know the whole music makes me feel like I have my records that
• 29:14
  are so hi, hello, hello my darlings, how are.
• 29:18
  You're doing well. Yeah.
• 29:20
  So sorry. To take you away from that whole
• 29:22
  music, it sounds like you were. No, it was delightful.
• 29:24
  It was in stereo. I am impressed of the domino.
• 29:27
  How is kneading? How is bar?
• 29:29
  It is still in construction. It is a whole item, not explode.
• 29:35
  Yes, we have. Completed whole item.
• 29:38
  Excellent. I am liking this is fantastic.
• 29:41
  How is lovely friends? Oh I love haircut.
• 29:43
  It's lovely. The doctor there in room.
• 29:46
  Oh, you are fabulous. I love the way everything is.
• 29:50
  You are water millenni water millennial.
• 29:53
  I love It is fabulous. Yes.
• 29:56
  I am a water millennial. Yes, you are fabulous.
• 30:00
  I love a water sign. Yes yes, yes.
• 30:03
  How can I help things? Do you need help?
• 30:06
  Domino said. You need something about safe
• 30:08
  room. I think you already have safe
• 30:10
  bar. What else would you need more
• 30:13
  WE? Are looking to get into a safe
• 30:16
  room that happens to be constructed by you.
• 30:20
  Oh, and Hilda. Bang Bang, which one?
• 30:25
  There are many. I am very popular and exclusive
• 30:27
  at the same time. I built safe room for collector.
• 30:30
  I built safe room for Redacted and also the rest of Lyft is
• 30:34
  redacted. Collector likes to sell people
• 30:36
  things. We like the collector a lot we
• 30:40
  do. So we won't.
• 30:41
  We won't be taking from the collector.
• 30:45
  We're not taking anything, just you are, wink wink.
• 30:51
  Yeah, this is alleged. All alleged?
• 30:53
  Oh yes, no, of course. So whom?
• 30:59
  Donnie. Dark Side Mr. Dark side Oh the
• 31:02
  Danny of the. Dark side Oh man is absolute
• 31:05
  prick. So bribe is cheaper.
• 31:08
  Well, that's nasty. Well, I mean, we just kind.
• 31:10
  Of want to see how you did theirs because Iona's been
• 31:13
  wanting to get their own little safe room here in the bar, right
• 31:16
  well. The specifics.
• 31:18
  Of that. You know, you have to pay like
• 31:20
  what is it often known in the back houses?
• 31:22
  What is it known as? It's finders fee, you know.
• 31:27
  I am not running a. Charity.
• 31:28
  I am an esoteric business in Knight City.
• 31:31
  Business is slow. Yeah, yeah.
• 31:34
  Yeah, what if? We got Jeb to.
• 31:39
  No. Well, I mean you want your
• 31:42
  business is slow. Jeb is extremely popular,
• 31:45
  especially because the blood race.
• 31:46
  No, but also I would like. Money as well.
• 31:49
  Come on. Roll something make.
• 31:50
  Me an offer. Make.
• 31:53
  Me an offer bureaucracy. Oh, oh, did I hear my name.
• 32:02
  Iona bureaucracy Popescu. Is this now middle?
• 32:06
  Name. Have you done the Interpol?
• 32:09
  Apparently? It is.
• 32:10
  Oh fabulous. Yes, they.
• 32:12
  Often. Roll that Hi.
• 32:13
  Hi Bob. Oh hello of the.
• 32:15
  Vendel I am loving oh always in the yellow but really giving off
• 32:18
  really like fierce vibes. You are also.
• 32:23
  Fashionable, especially man with helmet.
• 32:25
  I always like man with helmet style over.
• 32:27
  Substance. That's the whole.
• 32:31
  Design of the bar. There's so much wasted void
• 32:33
  space behind those walls. All right, let's do this.
• 32:41
  That is a 20. I tell you what, how about like,
• 32:44
  you know, something like like what, 200-1200 eddies?
• 32:50
  That seems. Cheap, that's that.
• 32:52
  Yes, that, yes, 20, you know and.
• 32:54
  We are friends. I would just take 200.
• 32:56
  I will, you know, get dinner and then like, maybe see a show.
• 33:00
  Absolutely. I would love to pay for your
• 33:02
  dinner in the show. Oh, it's fabulous.
• 33:04
  I love it. I will have enough money to get
• 33:06
  seat for Hammer all right. And also Danny is prick.
• 33:10
  Make sure you realize Danny is not good person.
• 33:13
  He's bad. He's bad man.
• 33:15
  So what I am saying is he had a safe room installed and then he
• 33:21
  moved. So I actually don't know where
• 33:23
  in the apartment it is, but I know what is inside.
• 33:25
  We have a bunch of this one sided glass.
• 33:28
  So you can see out in two cities.
• 33:29
  So it's on outside. Well, there is a table safe
• 33:34
  which is secured with fingerprints and password
• 33:37
  scanner. And also the the algorithm to
• 33:42
  run password things is based on his DNA sequence.
• 33:45
  So very secure, safe, really good model.
• 33:49
  And then there is, you know, talent.
• 33:53
  Sure. Turret Bullock.
• 33:56
  Work open door turret. Fuck, you know, so just regular.
• 34:00
  Just just a regular turret. Absolute yes.
• 34:02
  With like Bang Bang bang house full of bullets, you know really
• 34:05
  what kind of power. Brat.
• 34:08
  You know the. One that do spinny and like, you
• 34:10
  know, so it's like oak and then you're dead, you know, I love it
• 34:15
  so a. 10mm, yeah. Why not?
• 34:18
  I don't know, I just bought from what's his name?
• 34:21
  Little W moment? What's his name?
• 34:25
  What's his name? Clive.
• 34:27
  Clive, thank you. Darling, yes, Clyde.
• 34:29
  Is that all Clyde? There is no Clyde in story.
• 34:34
  I don't know where you heard that from.
• 34:38
  Anyway, it's it's on the. Map I I circle on the map where
• 34:43
  it says Clive's place. You have a map.
• 34:49
  We've had a map for. Years.
• 34:50
  Anyway, I'm going. It was great to see you.
• 34:52
  This character's kind of vibe is quite short, so I'm leaving.
• 34:55
  Bye. Bye, He waves his hammer as.
• 34:58
  He even signs off Hilda. And Hilda, I would.
• 35:03
  Like to say we should probably invest in some.
• 35:08
  Security measures. For the bar ourselves now,
• 35:11
  without Bob and Hilda knowing. Oh yes, 'cause.
• 35:16
  They were. They were quite cheap, weren't
• 35:18
  they? They were quite cheap.
• 35:20
  And it was very much of it wasn't even like I would never
• 35:25
  tell that about my clients and stuff like that.
• 35:26
  It was like, I don't know, I'll just tell you.
• 35:29
  Like if they felt slighted they would be like Oh yeah no I'll
• 35:32
  drop a cheap for you. Oh, there's.
• 35:39
  The mask. I didn't realize it was.
• 35:43
  On the table there. So.
• 35:47
  Some of you, I imagine, will go to the gala and some of you will
• 35:51
  go to the gala. Yeah, I'm not not really a gala
• 35:57
  kind of guy, so I'm certainly willing to, you know, bite the
• 36:02
  bullet and go to this man's house and steal his things.
• 36:08
  We're. Splitting the group.
• 36:12
  Yeah, but when have we not split the group up in the last couple
• 36:15
  of missions? You're actually right.
• 36:17
  And it's gone fine so far. Oh.
• 36:21
  Maybe. I know what I did.
• 36:25
  I know what I said. I'm cursing.
• 36:29
  I mean, sometimes you just. Got to say it, I'm dreaming us
• 36:32
  all. Next time.
• 36:42
  Oh. No latency.
• 36:48
  It's pretty well set up. If it's going to be going what
• 36:50
  Wendell could I have your? Sword it does hurt to.
• 36:53
  You know, always have to be. Maybe I'm tired.
• 36:55
  Of being the face the go to. For certain tasks, you know,
• 37:00
  maybe you'd be more. Excited about it?
• 37:02
  I don't know. You are the cowboy.
• 37:03
  This may be. The only opportunity we have,
• 37:07
  what were you saying about? A whirlybird.
• 37:09
  What's a whirlybird? We don't want to.
• 37:11
  Demonetize. We don't have to we.
• 37:13
  Could, you know, just hit them really hard?
• 37:15
  I guess we're going. To be shopping for new outfits,
• 37:18
  I don't know. These people for a gala.
• 37:21
  All right, well. I guess we're going to have to
• 37:24
  go and visit Tuna. Oh man, this.
• 37:27
  Time I'm the cowboy who's our friend on the.
• 37:29
  Inside Domino, that's really good, I guess, might as well
• 37:32
  start. Walking back now, Jeb.
• 37:34
  Hopefully not an X. Or anything, Vivian.
• 37:37
  I believe her name was. I will catch up.
• 37:39
  I'm sure it's it's quite. Freeing and.
• 37:42
  And you know it, it makes you kind of think about how small
• 37:45
  you are in the world from so high.
• 37:46
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