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- 0:00G'day, that's right, it's that time again, time for Cinema Yogan! Game. Game.
- 0:08Music.
- 0:11Game.
- 0:18Yes, Eugenites, a new century has been whacked over the barrier,
- 0:27to use a cricketing term, I suppose any listeners out there who are fond of the cricket,
- 0:36a century is a hundred runs.
- 0:38And this is a hundred episodes into this cinema Yugen run.
- 0:44And it's been fun. It's been a lot of fun. We've had some incredible guests,
- 0:49seen some incredible films.
- 0:51We hope for another hundred episodes, but only time will tell.
- 0:57But for right now, we're going to spend our 100th episode with the man,
- 1:03the legend, my friend and filmmaker, film enthusiast, passionate man,
- 1:09a dreamer, a warrior, a good soldier of cinema.
- 1:11He was there for the first episode. He was there the 50th episode.
- 1:16He is back for the 100th episode. He's my good luck charm.
- 1:22As I said, good friend, confidant.
- 1:26The master of Never Say Die.
- 1:30Here he is, Con Cristobalus.
- 1:35Hello, Kent. It's an absolute honour, mate, to be part of your first,
- 1:39your 50th, and now your 100th show.
- 1:42Pleasure to be here, mate. I thought it was only fitting for you to be the guest
- 1:47because you're a bit of a lucky charm.
- 1:51So um mate that's
- 1:54that's a beautiful thing to say and yeah yeah
- 1:57i sort of consider you the same because uh you've
- 2:00been with me on a bit of an interesting journey and you've been on a very interesting
- 2:04journey yourself and it's absolutely like i said an absolute pleasure to be
- 2:09here on your hundreds amongst so many established beautiful artists so i am honored i mean i'm.
- 2:19So when I'm asked by people, you know, what good movies have I seen this year,
- 2:23honestly, some of the best films I've seen have been all independent films this year.
- 2:29Yeah, right. Which I'm happy to say. I have seen some of the movies that are
- 2:33at the cinema, but they've been hit and miss, you know, and.
- 2:39Yep but honestly con for the
- 2:42money and the resources that they have behind them there
- 2:44shouldn't be any bloody mistakes no i
- 2:48know mate um they've got all this money it's just the sort of
- 2:50money we could only dream of having because we could
- 2:53probably have a fair crack at doing something decent with the
- 2:56sort of money these guys are playing with and you see some of
- 2:59the products they come out with and you just sort of think to coin
- 3:02a modern cliche you just think really you know
- 3:05i mean even even if even
- 3:08if even if some of these independents were given like one
- 3:11tenth of some of these budgets that they
- 3:14have yeah i just i i
- 3:17i sit and and it really gets ponderous after a while how much greater their
- 3:25visions could be amplified but by the same token And that's not taking anything
- 3:30away from what they've done because just throwing money at the problem doesn't
- 3:36necessarily make it go away.
- 3:37If there's something rotten in your story, it's no amount of money you throw
- 3:41at it is going to fix it later on.
- 3:45Right because as you know as you know
- 3:48whenever you make something this matter it's a film or
- 3:51a book or a piece of music or a painting or whatever
- 3:54it is that you do at some
- 3:57point you've got to give it to an audience and they're going
- 3:59to tell you what you've done as much as what you think you know what
- 4:02you've done they're going to tell you exactly they're going
- 4:05to tell you whether it's good or bad or shit or whatever the
- 4:09case might be don't you think oh most
- 4:12definitely mate most definitely and sort of um in
- 4:15regards to all that you know budgets and movies and
- 4:18of course we're talking about movies in cinema as as
- 4:21you know my we talked about my my first and unfortunately at this stage only
- 4:27attempt at a feature film was a a partially complete independent movie called
- 4:32alien sons now i've chucked it up on youtube like that's the best i could do
- 4:38when i did the trailer for it,
- 4:40dreaming that I was going to crack it with this movie and whatever. It was pre-internet.
- 4:45And I actually had a one minute and 20 second, it was one minute and 18 second long trailer.
- 4:52And I invited, I don't know, it was about 50 or 60 people, 38 people showed
- 4:57up to a little independent cinema in the valley and watched my little trailer.
- 5:02And that was a big thing for me.
- 5:04Now, anyway, years later passed, I sort of,
- 5:08you know, to scrimp and save and beg
- 5:11and plead and whatever and filmed a bit
- 5:14of my movie and um i ended up putting it on facebook i'm
- 5:17sorry on youtube about a year and a half or so
- 5:20ago maybe more now it's only had 140 views which is by today's standards by
- 5:26any standard it's not great but to me it's kind of cool because 140 people compared
- 5:32to 38 it's like oh wow that's that's an increase That's better for a dreamer like me, you know,
- 5:39an aspiring filmmaker like me.
- 5:40But what I'm getting at in regards to, you know, budgets and the stuff that's
- 5:45coming out now and whatever is even though I've only got 140 views.
- 5:51Recently through TikTok, I've jumped on TikTok, which is a bit awkward for me
- 5:55because it's a bit more of a younger thing, but I've jumped on anyway.
- 5:58And I've done a couple of, somehow I've got over a thousand followers that enables
- 6:02you to go live and whatever.
- 6:03And I've gone live a few times and all I do is sit on my balcony and people to my surprise jump on.
- 6:12And just as I'm having my morning cigarette and coffee, I just start talking
- 6:16about stuff and people who I guess are just looking for something,
- 6:20looking for company, looking for whatever, just jump on.
- 6:25And over 1,000 people have jumped on. You know what I mean?
- 6:29And in a couple of those times, like I said, I've only done it like four times
- 6:34or so, but in a couple of those lives, I've mentioned my movie Alien Sun.
- 6:39And before I did this, Alien Sun had about 110, 112 views on YouTube.
- 6:46And just through talking just through talking about
- 6:49it through tiktok on these lives it's jumped up
- 6:52to nearly 140 now through these
- 6:56live tiktoks because you're communicating and they're
- 6:59with verbally and they're writing stuff back
- 7:02to you as you're talking you can see what they're writing it's
- 7:05rolling along and a handful of people
- 7:08have actually commented commented because i've said to them look
- 7:10guys unfortunately it might be the shittest movie you've
- 7:13ever seen it's incomplete we didn't have money so we
- 7:16compromised and that's the
- 7:19best i could do so i posted it and a
- 7:22few people offered strong moral and
- 7:26spiritual support like mate it's not the worst movie i've seen the worst movie
- 7:31you could have made is the movie you didn't ever make you know stuff like that
- 7:35yeah and other people right and other people have commented how i think it's
- 7:40fantastic you're this nobody from the suburbs you know you're a traffic controller
- 7:44and you've managed to make, this is brilliant, you know, so...
- 7:48Only a handful of people have seen it, but from this no-budget movie and from
- 7:53this has stemmed conversations on these lives where it's like,
- 7:56stay away from drugs, blah, blah, blah.
- 7:58And a few people have actually said, yeah, I'm getting off drugs,
- 8:01mate. I'm going to chase my dream of being a bricklayer or whatever.
- 8:05So even this shitty little independent, no-budget, incomplete movie called Alien
- 8:12Stuns has changed lives to a degree. So that's pretty cool.
- 8:18Now, I think what I'm getting at vaguely is that I believe social media,
- 8:25in particular YouTube and similar platforms that are coming through.
- 8:29Enabling gateways for artists, filmmakers, or whatever,
- 8:34to get their product out there alternatively and products that otherwise might
- 8:39never see the light of day and also associated sort of social media things like your podcast.
- 8:46It's creating it's it's a new
- 8:49media it is it's it's it's a new media
- 8:52and if we keep chipping away the way you are
- 8:55my age i believe a new a
- 8:58new pathway will be forged for artists and in particular filmmakers because
- 9:03i think even though social media has been out for a long time i think it's just
- 9:08really starting to be utilized for cinema makers for independent filmmakers
- 9:13now I think now's the beginning of the boom.
- 9:16Thanks to people like you and Cinema Yugen, you know, stuff like that.
- 9:20It's really starting to come to the fore through social media for cinema makers,
- 9:25for filmmakers. So I think if you just keep doing what you're doing,
- 9:29mate, and we'll all keep doing what we're doing as filmmakers and we'll get there, you know.
- 9:35Well, I mean, look, I mean, I never got it.
- 9:42I mean, I'm doing what I always wanted to do. I write movies.
- 9:47I never really got into this to do podcasting or interviews or anything like that.
- 9:53But that was an opportunity that came along.
- 9:57What I have discovered is it is – what I discovered is that when I stopped doing it,
- 10:05I realised that there was no one out there talking to the filmmakers or about
- 10:10these little films that I had been seeing when I was doing podcasting softly.
- 10:16And I thought, well, that's a real shame because these people,
- 10:21I mean, there was one particular guy I remember I interviewed and I don't think
- 10:26he'd ever been interviewed before and I don't think he'd ever expected to be
- 10:29interviewed for this film.
- 10:31But he was completely matched.
- 10:35And it was the greatest day of his life that he got interviewed about making his movie.
- 10:41And like you said, success is a great thing to achieve goals or whatever,
- 10:49but I'll tell you what, nothing keeps your fire lit like encouragement.
- 10:55No. Nothing keeps your fire lit. I mean, because trust me, your fire's got to
- 11:00burn long through years, long, hard,
- 11:06shitty years where you're going to be told no, no, no, no, no.
- 11:10No sorry sorry sorry no sorry no sorry no no sorry no no no sorry yep yep no absolutely yeah,
- 11:22and that's the that's the that's the shitty reality i mean i'm not going to
- 11:27sugarcoat it it's uh it's it's the it's the cart before the horse it's just
- 11:34the way it gets pulled along.
- 11:36And then you don't you don't get anywhere
- 11:39by as soon as they tell you no
- 11:42by turning around go well i'll go home and and do
- 11:45something else you're only gonna you're only gonna
- 11:48crack it if you're a bit like old mate in the shawshank
- 11:51redemption is you write a letter every week right yeah when he goes to build
- 11:57the library in the prison he writes a letter a week and there's there's a there's
- 12:02something he says in that script which is the best advice that you should ever
- 12:05listen to is that they can't ignore you forever.
- 12:09Yeah, yeah. If you bitch long and hard and day and night, they can't ignore you forever.
- 12:19And, yeah, and that's got nothing. Unfortunately, that's got nothing to do with
- 12:23screenwriting. It's got nothing to do with movies.
- 12:25It's got nothing to do with making art, nothing to do with making money.
- 12:28It's just got everything to do with persistence, and that's the secret.
- 12:34But that's an open secret. If you want to learn to play an instrument,
- 12:38which you do, you've got to practice every day
- 12:41until you can know the chords and all that sort of thing and
- 12:44then only then can you think about cracking out a
- 12:46tune yeah but if you
- 12:49just pick up a guitar once and start strumming it and go
- 12:52oh shit i can't play and then put it down never look at it again
- 12:54of course you'll never get good at it yeah yeah that's
- 13:00totally true mate but it's um as you know it is
- 13:03hard to to maintain the dream no
- 13:06matter how persistent you are because as you said life can
- 13:09get hard and it's so easy to sort
- 13:12of try and well it's so easy to
- 13:15try and keep going but you also know while you're trying to keep
- 13:18going it's just so easy to give up i could just give up like that i might as
- 13:21well give up but it's through podcasts like you and artists like you that give
- 13:29people like me aspiring filmmakers a a glimmer of hope now i've driven through where you live.
- 13:38I won't mention it just for good measure. I won't mention it.
- 13:41But every time I've driven past there, I've driven past there for work six or
- 13:46seven times in the last few months, and I just really can't help but be in awe,
- 13:52of your passion and drive for film. Now, when I first met you.
- 13:58You helped me with my script, Mother Hunter, and I'm forever grateful for it.
- 14:03But since then, you've achieved some incredible milestones that when I,
- 14:10you know, when I drive through where you live and just see where it is,
- 14:14I can't help but think, how did this guy do it?
- 14:17He's up to his fourth or fifth script now that's actually been produced.
- 14:23And it just, it makes me emotional. I know I'm sounding corny and whatever,
- 14:30but it sincerely makes me emotional and gives me drive.
- 14:34And ultimately, apart from it
- 14:37all being about cinema and wanting to make movies, it's also about hope.
- 14:41If we don't have hope in this life, we don't have much. We don't have much, man. Well, not anymore.
- 14:50Not anymore. It's all getting too bloody expensive.
- 14:54Oh, it's just ridiculous. It's just ridiculous that everything is expensive,
- 14:59but despite the challenges of modern-day life,
- 15:04as a filmmaker, I'm still, every day I'm still sort of trying to sniff out angles.
- 15:10And, like, my employers, I ask my employers if they want to invest in a movie.
- 15:15I still send random emails, and I don't even know if these emails are actually
- 15:19going to the people because, you know, how sometimes it's hard to find actual
- 15:24direct email, but I still do it.
- 15:26On a regular basis, I actually, I'm just a traffic controller by day,
- 15:31but in my mind, I'm forever trying to hunt out money to make Mother Hunter, our second film.
- 15:39Yes. But through my rudimentary, I think I may have mentioned this to you.
- 15:43I believe I have. I'm not sure.
- 15:45But through my rudimentary Google-style research, I found out that,
- 15:51and it was actually on a website where they've created a bra,
- 15:54and also, you know, the reasoning behind these results and the outcome of their
- 16:00research. And this research stated that,
- 16:03that any movie with a budget of $1.5 million has a 100% success rate of turning a profit. Wow.
- 16:15So that's my benchmark. I used to think with Alien Sons I did it.
- 16:20It was like, oh, just do what I can and this and that and that,
- 16:23you know, blah, blah, blah.
- 16:24It turned out to be near impossible. I got done what I could get done.
- 16:30And, you know, it's on YouTube now.
- 16:34It's got 140 views, all that work, blah, blah, blah, blah, for nothing, no profit, no profit.
- 16:39And, yeah, it does have its spiritual benefits, its philosophical benefits for
- 16:43me and whatever, but we also live in the real world. We're getting older and
- 16:46uglier. The clock's ticking.
- 16:48It'd be nice to make some money, you know what I mean? Yeah.
- 16:52So now, right, right? So now with Mother Hunter,
- 16:56and I'm looking at it seriously, you know, i'm sort
- 16:58of thinking okay 1.5 million budget
- 17:01me and kent have written it or kent and i use
- 17:04my english you're right i want to pay ourselves 25
- 17:09grand each for the script we're human beings that have put blood sweat and tears
- 17:12into this so 50 grand for a script on a 1.5 million budget that's what i'm playing
- 17:18with now i don't want to i don't want to have another crack in mother hunter
- 17:22like i did with alien sons and just try you know and compromise on a script
- 17:26and yeah we might be able to pull it together for $12,000,
- 17:28I've got $3,000 in the bank, and if I use my credit, no,
- 17:32$1.5 million or nothing, mate.
- 17:35You know what I mean? So I'm chasing that $1.5 because everyone said according
- 17:40to research, 100% of films are $1.5, and they turn a profit.
- 17:47And they even gave the reasoning as to why that. They were even saying...
- 17:52Films around the $800,000 budget mark, they are the ones with the greatest failure rate. Really?
- 18:01See, if you make a movie cheap, you know, $80,000, $150,000. Oh, yeah, of course.
- 18:07A certain percentage of them generate a small profit.
- 18:11You know, the indie scene, the indie market, not a risk factor but not much of a risk factor.
- 18:16Then you've got the sort of mid-level, sort of semi-established indie filmmakers
- 18:21that can manage to rustle up $700,000, $800,000.
- 18:25And as you can imagine, for around that budget, they really want $2,000 or $3,000
- 18:30to achieve their vision.
- 18:32But they're sort of credible enough and have enough of a network to rustle up $700,000, $800,000.
- 18:41Subconsciously, to the viewer, that doesn't come across as a good movie because
- 18:47the viewer, even if they're not cinephiles, can sense that there's been a compromise on this movie.
- 18:53Right. You know, it's not bad, but it's just a little bit shitty.
- 18:57So the $800,000 mark, that's the danger zone where most movies lose money.
- 19:03Right. So basically, if, you know, even if I, so what I'm getting at is with
- 19:08Mother Hunter, with this Mother Hunter film we've written, even if a bank manager,
- 19:14for example, said to me, hey, Tom,
- 19:16yeah, you want $800,000 on loan? I mean, you've got a mortgage on your house or whatever.
- 19:21You know, put your house down as collateral. We'll give you the 800 grand.
- 19:25Romantically as a filmmaker, it'd be like, yeah, let's do this.
- 19:29But now I'm 52 and older and uglier and realise I could end up homeless if this
- 19:34800 grand loan doesn't work. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 19:38I would say don't worry about it, mate. I'll stick to my traffic control job
- 19:42and just keep paying off my mortgage and at least have a roof over my head.
- 19:46Right. So I'm at that, you know what I mean? I'm beyond that romantic stage
- 19:51of like, oh, whatever I can get. if I could get, you know, 200 grand or 800 grand?
- 19:55No, 1.5 mil or nothing.
- 19:58Of all the things I've learned, that's the most key in my mind to make the adventure worthwhile.
- 20:07So with Mother Hunter, I'm trying somewhere, somehow, Kent, to get the 1.5 mil.
- 20:15Hey, mate, fingers,
- 20:18everything crossed. I've got a rabbit's foot, a four-leaf clover.
- 20:24And, mate, thank you. Thank you. You've got everything crossed. Look, I have this.
- 20:31I have this. I'm just showing a Greek Orthodox Christian little incense burner.
- 20:37I have this, and I burn incense to Mother Hunter.
- 20:41I don't know if I've told you. When I went to visit Mum in Greece in 2020, I was just after COVID.
- 20:47Yes. And the priest is a family friend, little village,
- 20:52you know blah blah blah everyone knows so i'm
- 20:55leaving and with my mum was 82 83
- 20:58at the time she's still with us thankfully yeah she said let's
- 21:01go to church before you go back to australia i said okay went to this old orthodox
- 21:06church you know beautiful icons i love the artwork and whatever and a priest
- 21:09and all so what do you got planned for when you go back to australia i said
- 21:13hopefully i'm gonna make a movie and he said a movie and mum goes yeah he's
- 21:18serious he's been talking about it since he was 19.
- 21:23He said, just wait a minute. So he goes out the back where it's sacred Orthodox
- 21:29priest territory, right?
- 21:31Right. And he comes out with this, and he said, and I'm showing Kent a cotton
- 21:38ball soaked in blessed oil.
- 21:42That oil is from Jerusalem. It's from Jerusalem, right?
- 21:46The priest before him went to Jerusalem in the late 70s and bought a big ball
- 21:54of cotton soaked in holy oil blessed oil from Jerusalem and every year,
- 22:01He would go to Jerusalem, and since that priest had retired,
- 22:04this new priest that I'm talking about would go and bring back holy oil from
- 22:08Jerusalem, blessed oil, and would add it, would add a few drops to that big cotton ball.
- 22:14And he said, the reason we do that is because every year it gets stronger.
- 22:19The well wishes, the blessings get stronger.
- 22:22So he went from his private stash, this big cotton ball soaked in 30-odd years
- 22:27of blessed oil from Jerusalem, cut off a piece, and put it in my hand and he
- 22:33said, this is the most successful of your movie. There you go.
- 22:37So this is for us, Ken. Ken, this is for us, mate.
- 22:40Well, that's great. Look, we're all set. We've got the power of the almighty
- 22:46behind this. There's no stopping.
- 22:49All we need is a million dollars. Anyone listening, all we need now is a million
- 22:53dollars of Nicolas Cage to sign on.
- 22:57And we're done. We're on our way. Yeah, please leave – Nicholas Cage,
- 23:01if you're listening, please leave your details in the comments and we'll get back to you promptly.
- 23:06Nick, Nicholas Cage, have we got a role for you, mate? You think he's done it all? He'll jump.
- 23:12He'll jump at the chance to carry this cross. Trust me.
- 23:17I believe he would, mate. I believe he would. He'd be great for the part,
- 23:21and it would really sort of add a bold character to his repertoire,
- 23:29you know what I mean? And he could do it so well.
- 23:32Certainly one that he hasn't played yet, that's for sure.
- 23:36Absolutely. He's played quite a few. He has, mate.
- 23:40Before we run out of time, Colin, this has been 100 episodes.
- 23:43I didn't think when we did the first one that we'd,
- 23:47make it to 100. When I got to 50, I thought, well, we'll see how long it goes.
- 23:51Now we're at 100 and I don't know where it goes from here, but,
- 23:55I mean, yeah, whichever way it goes, it goes onward and upwards,
- 24:00and that's why they, yeah.
- 24:03Congratulations to you and to Stinema Yugen, mate, and originally it was podcasting them softly.
- 24:09That's right, yeah. I believe, yes, yeah. Podcasting them softly for a long time and then, yeah.
- 24:15Unbelievable, mate. 100 episodes strength to
- 24:18you you my friend are the true warrior
- 24:21of cinema you know keep going
- 24:25strong we need you out there for all
- 24:28our cinephiles you've got some great interviews my only
- 24:31regret is because i often work 70 to 90 hours
- 24:34a week plus travel so although i've
- 24:37listened to a few of your your podcasts i wish
- 24:40i could have listened to more and when i do get time i will
- 24:43sit down and listen some more because they're great yes the
- 24:46mighty con christopolis check the links in the description
- 24:49check out cons film alien sons and
- 24:52like i said to any investors listening
- 24:56a lot of money nicholas cage we need
- 24:59a million dollars and nicholas cage and we
- 25:03are going to change exploitation history
- 25:06cinema history in one fell swoop thank
- 25:10you for being with us for 100 episodes
- 25:14my friends we look forward to hopefully 100 more so we'll see what's in store
- 25:22and as always my little yugenites thank you for listening to us on spotify or
- 25:29wherever you choose to listen to your favorite podcasts I'm Kent Hill,
- 25:33and until next time, you've been listening to Cinema!
- 25:38Music.