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Matthew Chapter 20: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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[SPEAKER_01]: Husband!
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what we're doing today?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, last time we read Matthew chapter 19.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, it's fucked in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and in that chapter, we learned about what Jesus thinks of to force and marriage and celibacy and children and wealth and eternal life.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was just, it was a, it was a, it's filled with all kinds of shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you should just hang yourself and drown yourself and book off and die and, uh,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that was interesting, but it is one of the most disliked chapters for anybody who likes to claim the prosperity gospel because it's a little not great for them because you know that Jesus says if it is easier for a camel to pass through the I have a needle than for a rich person to enter God's kingdom
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because he says get rid of all your shit right right and that is I don't see rich Christians doing it I don't either And it's a bit problematic for them right there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's no such thing as a rich Christian.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean according to Jesus anyways, so far according to Jesus in Matthew chapter 19 Ain't no such thing as a rich Christian so anybody who is rich and calls himself a Christian and you ain't
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus is basically God, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And those so the in his red ink, so that's God's words, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So God's words say rich people suck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So sorry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that that's pretty pretty much in the story there, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're no longer.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know apparently it's not, but I mean, I don't see how like I don't understand.
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[SPEAKER_00]: How do we get from Jesus' words to none, never mind?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus was, he was, he was just, you know, you're talking some shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I deserve this, though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, not according to Jesus, you don't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You should have spoke to not.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, fuck should be given that shit away left and right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So fuck off.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, that was Matthew chapter 19.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, fuck was.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Which means that today we're going to be reading.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Little Matty, chapter 20.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's do this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, we are hopping into Little Maddie Chapter 20.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You ready for this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm ready.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it starts out with a wall of chat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: A wall of chat?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's all Jesus all day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Seriously, like he has so many words here in red.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, like the page is bleeding.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus got some shit to say.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He does.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I mean, it just starts out straight like it doesn't even say not like Jesus said and then go into it It's just like instant no previously on Okay, it's just like it's the other day it starts with a quote right immediately.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus is talking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, okay, right
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[SPEAKER_01]: For the kingdom of heaven is like a landowner who went out early in the morning to hire workers for his vineyard.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He agreed to pay them a denarius for the day and sent them into his vineyard.
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[SPEAKER_01]: About nine in the morning, he went out and saw other standing in the marketplace doing nothing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He told them, you also go and work in my vineyard and I'll pay you whatever is right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they went.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They make a sound like jobs we've fallen off trees.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, maybe they were.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, in this economy, all right, he went out again.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What was it, this farmer guy, a landowner, this landowner guy, with a vineyard?
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[SPEAKER_00]: But he's comparing it to heaven, the kingdom of hell.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so they went out again about noon and about three in the afternoon and did the same thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: About five in the afternoon.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He went out and bounced to other stand-in around.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fire in a fuck ton of people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure is all day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He asked them, why you been standing here all day long to nothing?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you can work for me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, they know what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No one is either a dancer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He said to him, you also come work in my vineyard.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When evening came, the owner of the vineyard said to his foreman, called the workers and paid them their wages, beginning with the last ones hired and going on to the first.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The workers who were hired about five in the afternoon came and each received it's an area.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I see where this is going.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They all got paid the same.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They all got paid the same.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But the ones didn't work as hard.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what this is going.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So when those who came first,
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[SPEAKER_01]: So when those came who were hired first, they expected to receive more, you know, having work right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's fair.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But each one of them also received its an areas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When they received it, they began to grumble against the landowner, which I feel they have ever done.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This gets into the, um,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Don't tell anybody else what you're being paid and I fucking hate that not not it's not up to you I will tell anybody I want you what I'm getting paid right what I'm getting paid That's not a secret bra right like if I decide not to tell anybody that's fine But you don't you don't control that like that's not acceptable Yeah
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[SPEAKER_01]: like I've never understood that like no you hired me and we both are making minimum wage and if somebody making 50 cents more than me that got hired after me I'm gonna find out and I'm wouldn't be pissed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I also feel like this is getting ready to compare this to accepting God and Jesus as your savior and as long as you do it you all get the same thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And don't worry about what everybody else is doing staying in your lane.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, no, this is bullshit in my hate it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's terrible example.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right, I look.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, let's just assume that this for the for argument sake, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's say that Christianity is real, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If someone worshiped correctly, their whole life.
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[SPEAKER_00]: and and did all the things and and follow it all the rules and and then and then some fucker a rapist slides into the last minute and ask for forgiveness and then for like two days before he dies lives of uh... uh... bespotless life because he repented yeah
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, fuck you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We don't get the same prize.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know that they're going to tell us that they do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I know that I know you can fuck right off with that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're assuming we haven't read this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We might be wrong.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But if that's where this is going, you can take your religion and shove it right up your fucking ass.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because that prize is not fair.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just true or good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It is not eatable.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just as it's not a fair in the workforce.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The same the same reasons, the same everything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, this this holds true across the board.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, but you don't get to be a fucking asshole and slide in at the last minute.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not work is hard and get the same pay whether we're talking heaven or Daenerys dollars.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it goes back to the prodigal son too, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like this is all kind of like the same.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It really is and I fucking hate grinds my years again.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm assuming it grinds my years.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know you've mentioned that before Here's the thing here's the thing so I recently like within the last year Was diagnosed with OCD yeah, and that
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, has brought into clarity why my sense of justice is off the fucking rails.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So when I see something that is not fair, that is injustice, that is not good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I am emotionally distraught.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I cannot with that bullshit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so when you're telling me not only
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Down here in Capital is a land.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then also in fucking magic pretend land as well.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't play that game.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I don't be on this earth then.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like I don't do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This game isn't for me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to play where the rules are fair.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This, this is not fair and it sucks and I hate it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not only that, he chose to pay the last worker's first, and the first worker's last, which so he chose to be a even bigger dick.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, on purpose.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We made a show of it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Which lines up with God, like the God that we know, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: God's dick.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so it's an upo baby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it doesn't line up with good behavior.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And right practices.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is not decency.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is not kindness.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is not love.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is not goodness.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right, so anyway, let's hear what Jesus got to say.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure we're probably right, but I don't know that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe we're wrong.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I would love to be wrong.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We could be wrong occasionally.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what, often we're wrong.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, maybe I just got all worked up for nothing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And Jesus is sweet as pine is like, No, you're right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When you work harder, you should get paid more.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hi.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna go with that doubt it because but I would love to be wrong.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus is not as kind as I thought he was.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he's not as magnanimous as I thought he was either.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's not really for the blue collar worker.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's not for the rich fox, the elites.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is what it sounds like.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it sounds like he's got a really highly inflated sense of ego.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe one might even say a god complex.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Alright, so Jesus continues, these who are hired last worked only one hour, the grumbler said, and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the work and the heat of the day, motherfucker.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But he answered one of them, I'm not being unfair to you, friend.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't you agree to work for a dinner?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I hate this so much.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Take a pig and go, bitch.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Says Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to give the one who was hired last the same as I gave you because I'm a piece of shit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't hold on one might say that he was being generous with his money.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm taking the devil's advocate here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He sees a bunch of people not working, not doing anything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He offers them money and he's being generous with his money and saying, come, I'll give you a money for working in my vineyard and he's just trying to be generous.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But but but I'm going to counter that with he paid the fucking first workers last.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's they had to stand there and watch as everybody else that just showed up five minutes ago got paid the same amount.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This was about this was about proving some sort of a point.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it was a bullshit point.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is not generosity.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is as foolishness.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not here for it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not here for it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is not correct.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Moreover, if you were going to just be generous, you could just give him the fucking money.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, or paid them without everybody else knowing which you paid them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So Jesus says, don't I have the right to do what I want with my own money?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Jesus is a capitalist.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I guess so.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Looking at that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Or are you envious?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because I am generous.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You fuck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's doing shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's doing the thing that the boss does.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I did you a favor by allowing you to work for me Like you're lucky to have the job.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, sir.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, sir.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we had a fair exchange.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You paid me for a certain amount of work and I did the work and now you you pay me Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we're going through a bit of a dark point in our history with regard to work
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[SPEAKER_00]: workers' rights, you know, but we did, you know, a whole union thing for a long time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, workers are like, you know, no, we, we deserve to get paid for what we're doing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine getting paid for what you're owed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But you know, what I heard back in the 80s is that it'll all trickle down to us.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then that, that's worked out really well.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, you have to make rules because what we have learned is that rich folks, there is never enough for them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: they, they can never have enough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so they will always, always rob.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And they will never, if they could get you to pay them for the right to work for you, that's what the rich folks would do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If they could get away with that, they would.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You have to make rules.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, there is one bit of happy news.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if you heard this, but he on Musk is no longer a trillionaire.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's so sweet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a SpaceX stuff tank.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, you know, like, so he gained it for, like, a second.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then it just like dropped off the face of the planet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Womp, womp, womp, or something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I didn't pay that close of attention.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't think so.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it was just overinflated on the valuation of it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Or something like that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Go figure.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, he gained it and lost it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It kind of happened to a more deserving soul.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I envy it's because I'm generous.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you, Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, this is bad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is bad, so the last will be first and the first will be last says Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Which lines up with his like children message sort of in like, I get where this is trying to go.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But it's not wrong.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I appreciate the the the the the meek.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I appreciate the meek message, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like the yeah, the people who are Tron upon right like the those people I feel like marginalized communities right there's some help right yeah, but like
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[SPEAKER_00]: you don't unfairly give accolades to people because like that's not generosity, that's just, that's as foolishness.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, look, I loved this really cool picture of the difference between equality versus equity, right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So for a long time, we fought for equality, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it's that you give a box to the short person so that they can stand up, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, but then the quality says, okay, but everybody gets a box, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So you have to give everybody the fucking box, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So everybody gets a block so that they can all see, see over.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They can all be tall enough to see over the fucking wall.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But then it takes the, the game from the people that had been already.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's, that's not, that, that's equality is everybody gets a block.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's blind equality.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it's stupidity.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so then we were like, way, way, way, way, way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's not what we meant.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, no, what we mean is equity, which is, hey, what is the short people get a block and the tall people don't need a block.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So they don't get one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So that if that's what Jesus is saying, hey, short people get a block.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: like so that they can see over the wall, and tall people don't need a block.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like if that's the message he's teaching by the last one to show up because... Well, if that's what he said, like if they okay, let's say that these people that he only had work an hour were people that couldn't work very much, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like if they had kids in school or maybe they were handicapped or maybe XYZ reason.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it wasn't stated.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's wrong.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's wrong.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's wrong.
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[SPEAKER_01]: on paper as it stated is wrong.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm saying though that I don't want that lesson to be applied across the board.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like I don't want it to be said that no, everybody should always get paid the same the end.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like no, there are times when people in need should get a hand up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They should.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, but life sucks, and sometimes life deals people some fucking blows.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know?
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is why we donate to places that have disasters.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is why we know because sometimes shit happens.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because remember when we used to have a FEMA and they did a thing that helped when there was hurricanes and shit and then, you know, now we don't have a FEMA and it was barely good in the first place and now it's really not there at all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but isn't it neat when we're like, hey, let's all pull together and help each other and pull the lowest of us up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's nice.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
16:42
[SPEAKER_01]: But that's not what Jesus is saying here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not forward this message where he's like, no.
16:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's a it's a famous line.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The last, so we first in the first, so we last, right?
16:53
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's a, it's a beautiful sentiment.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so far as
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's interpreted, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like if you interpreted it with equity in mind, it can be a beautiful thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then it can work.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But that's not the way the story wasn't about equity.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, the story is about equality and blind equality of that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's not okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, because the tall person doesn't need a block, that is stupid, not only is that stupid, but from a capitalist perspective, let's pretend that we're rich folks for a minute.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Here, I'll play your game.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll meet you where you are, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's poor resource management.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look, like you're throwing, you're pissing your money into the wind if you're giving the tall person things that he doesn't need.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to go way down because you're spending unnecessary cats.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.
17:43
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
17:44
[SPEAKER_01]: There.
17:44
[SPEAKER_01]: See, I tried to meet the fucking rich fucks where they are.
17:48
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
17:49
[SPEAKER_01]: So let's continue with this dumb chapter about a dumb Jesus who has a dumb dad.
17:57
[SPEAKER_01]: They're both dicks and I hate them both.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I keep calling them both because for the life of me I cannot equate them as the same.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're not the same.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're not the same.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus is not y'all way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
18:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Now Jesus was going up to Jerusalem.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're on a different bit now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's done talking about workers' rights.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: On the way, he took the 12, the 12.
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[SPEAKER_00]: their puzzles.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, the 12.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Who have a special seat and have an apparent remember?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They get thrones.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, what?
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was a new one to me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was special.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And what the fuck is this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could you imagine that like it is McDonald's toys?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I have that Peter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There is a, there is a, there's a, there's a Jesus action figure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to Jerusalem, and the Son of Man will be delivered over to the chief priests and the teachers of the law.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They will condemn him to death.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Him being mean.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And raise, because he speaks to himself and I'm like, Trump, and I refer to myself in the third person.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They will condemn him to death and will hand him over to the Gentiles that he mocked and plobbed and crucified on the third day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He will be raised to life.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, this all must be true because he just he just announced what's going to happen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
19:42
[SPEAKER_00]: So obviously, obviously, this just makes all of Christianity real, right?
19:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Just like the things that are written on bazooka, um, gum wrappers, bazooka Joe gum wrappers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just want to clarify one thing here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This was written after Jesus' death.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And if you can't see the fucking hypocrisy bullshit, never nonsense here, then there's something wrong with you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: in my opinion.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look, I'm sorry, but Matthew is trash, and so like I already can't read any, every time I start a new chapter now, I'm just like, what bullshit we got now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even, I don't even mean that as disparaging, like the fact, like what I'm saying, I, there's something wrong with you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, can, are you not able, like, I'm asking with like sincerity here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you not able to see the bullshit?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you not able to see the first that is this story?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think that not everybody realizes that it was written after Jesus was long dead and gone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But in which case, you're the problem.
20:46
[SPEAKER_00]: But part of the problem is that nobody asks questions about this, and we just accept in this truth and then create laws about it.
20:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, there's so many wrong things that come from all these ideas and so much of this book,
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're reading the Ten Commandments and schools and Texas now, we get to know not just the Ten Commandments.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not the whole fucking Bible.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, there's selected passages.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not the commandments.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They might be part of it, but it's selected passages from the Bible.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We get to read the Bible.
21:19
[SPEAKER_01]: We have to read the Bible.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to read the Bible.
21:21
[SPEAKER_01]: If we're in Texas, yeah, I love reading the Bible and public schools that my tax payer money goes to.
21:28
[SPEAKER_01]: That is awesome for Texas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Money and Texas having to read the Bible in schools.
21:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Please donate to freedom from religion foundation and American atheists.
21:37
[SPEAKER_00]: This never been a more important time to do things like that.
21:41
[SPEAKER_00]: You're always welcome to donate to us as too, but you know, donate to them first.
21:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, please because they actually fight things like this and you know, we just talk about it.
21:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe someday they can actually, I don't know, beat the shit back.
21:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I, yeah, I very much appreciate everything that they do, like very much.
21:59
[SPEAKER_01]: They're, they're the bees knees.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They are.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's continue.
22:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so cranky.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This, this,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Matthew's pissing me off.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I hate this book.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we're, we're, I was trying to say something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't know what I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was sorry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was, um, but I just, I, it was a long lines of, I really can't understand how so much goes wrong with the ideas that permeate through religion and the lack of any accountability or self, you know,
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[SPEAKER_00]: no one no one digs into why they're doing any of your things they're doing they just take someone's word and say okay Jesus wants us to do these things and they don't they don't read anything themselves they don't care right that it sounds just completely absurd it is absurd and it's not something bothers me to no end
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[SPEAKER_01]: It makes me cranky.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It really does.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm very sorry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No one wants cranky wife.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No one, nobody wants a cranky wife.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So we're continuing on, though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah, I'm going to die soon.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But then I'll, you know, come back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So let's cure everything's cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Next section.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then the mother of Zebadi's sons came to Jesus with her sons and kneeling down.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the favor of him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What is he a want?
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[SPEAKER_00]: He asked.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What a sighted.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the Tony took because that's just more fun.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she said grant that one of these two sons of mine may sit at your right and the other at your left in the kingdom.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing big, you know, just make them like, you know, make them special.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She turned old God people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's all.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Boy, mom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I never heard of the, like, oh my god, when mommy bloggers came on the scene, like when blogging was big, um, everybody was like, boy, mom, and they would talk, they would write blogs, they would write blogs, moms would write blogs about, um, you know, what's like to be the mom of boys, you know, because boys will be boys and boys get muddy and dirty and boys
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[SPEAKER_01]: Girls like that, too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Rates.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Girl Mom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Kid Mom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But she's like, my boys are special.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're the bestest ever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Boy Mom.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You wouldn't be much about parent if you didn't think your kids are special, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I guess every mom is creeping on him like, no, what mindset next to you?
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[SPEAKER_00]: But like, okay, I want to hear how this is resolved.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
24:41
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
24:41
[SPEAKER_00]: If he, if he given my goddamn seat at the throat, I'm going to be really pissed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He goes, he goes, listen.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You don't know what you are asking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, you don't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus said to them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can you drink the cup?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to drink.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We can.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The answer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus said to them, you will indeed drink from my cup, but to sit in my right or left is not for me to grant.
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[SPEAKER_01]: These places belong to those for whom they have been prepared by my father.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When the 10, the 10, heard about this, they were indignant with the two brothers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The 10, the 10, the 10, who the fuck are the 10?
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was the 12, right?
25:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I have bad numbers here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't understand what happens.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why do we go from 12 to 2?
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[SPEAKER_00]: 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's definitely a question.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The 10, not the 12, we're indignant with the two brothers.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus called, oh, wait, hold on, hold on.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The mother of Zemedy's sons.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Zemedy's sons are two of the 12.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So she's saying, hey, I know that all of these twelve are disciples, but could my two that are so much awesomeness, that are already your disciples, could they be even just more aesthetic?
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[SPEAKER_00]: They didn't disown their mom in front of Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What's going on here?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So okay, so the other time right they're like the flop dudes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so Jesus called them together.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I got this now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus is a little confusing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But he was right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he called them together and said in red.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know that the rulers of the Gentiles lured it over them, and their high officials exercise authority over them, not so with you, instead, whoever wants to become great among you must be your servant, and whoever wants to be first must be your slave, just as the son of man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, so if you want to be first, you got to be Jesus' slave?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sitting next to me is not gonna be a fucking prize right I think he's saying like no I think that's fair.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's got a little bit that already.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I appreciate that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I actually appreciate that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I hate what came before right now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Bullshit But this I appreciate he's like I'm not saying you can't sit next to me because you're not awesome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm saying whoever's gonna sit next to me
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[SPEAKER_01]: Y'all are gonna get hit with straight bullets, you know?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we'll see you, you know?
27:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know what's good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where the cards are gonna fall, but they ain't gonna be good for any of you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Or maybe I do, but I'm not gonna tell you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: One mean, but what he's saying is that's up to my father not me, because because Jesus is not the same as Y'all way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, but he's not.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He keeps talking about my father.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That is an interest, that is interesting because a lot of people speak of them as one and the same.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And look, I know they still split them into three, like, you know, Jesus, the Son.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're the father of the Son and the Holy Spirit, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But a lot of people are just like Jesus and God.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I don't fucking know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care, really.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Doesn't matter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: and the grand scheme of things all that much like it only does here if you got a ghost or not whatever but it only does matter when Christians get all up at the end are like Jesus is God and I'm like nope right which is often a claim because they claim it's just a claim they claim that Jesus comes before God essentially Jesus is the pathway to God is how I've interpreted He's the pathway to God as God which
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's a different form of God to bring you to God himself.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Which still makes God God.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And in my understanding, my take on this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And again, it's just my take.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, so Jesus is the rainbow bridge.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And God is the carebearers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm God, you know, fucking carebearer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, but I mean, like, in this analogy, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, so that's still two separate entities.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right, and Jesus is literally saying as much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that's an interesting, that's why we're saying it was interesting because Jesus is saying essentially God is separate for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, so he's saying like it's going to suck to sit next to me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so don't feel special if it is you, but also don't feel slided if it's not you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Which I think whoever it is is going to suffer quite a bit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I think that that is good of him to say.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because his his dudes were like the fog and he's like
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[SPEAKER_01]: right y'all still don't get it as usual right i'm surprised it wasn't Peter going Jesus all right next section yeah as Jesus and his disciples were leaving Jericho a large crowd followed him oh as always mm-hmm
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[SPEAKER_01]: to blind men.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're sitting by the roadside to blind men to blind men sitting by the road sitting by the road.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And when they heard Jesus going by, they shouted, they gave it some, have mercy on us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The crowd rebuked them and told them be quiet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I did that pretty well because I haven't read this and I had to make words fit the rhythm as I was reading them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay, okay, if I am going to took my own horn, two, two, two, I think you did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But two blind men were sitting by the roadside.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And when they heard that Jesus was going by, they shouted, Lord, Son of Jesus, yo, have mercy on us.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just said yo.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, they did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, all right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The crowd rebuked them, and told them, be quiet, bitches.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But they shouted all the louder.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Lord, son of David, how much are you gonna see on us?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus stopped and called to them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What do you want me to do for you?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're blind.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's pretty obvious.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Lord the answered, we want our sight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus had compassion on him and touched their eyes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Immediately they received their sight and followed them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The end.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm going to be for.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, blind people that are like, whoa, here go somebody that I can't see.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the son of David.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I think that's like, okay, so this is one of the favorite, one of Christian's favorite things to say is that if you don't read the Bible, if you don't take God with an open heart, if you don't read the Bible with an open heart, you won't be able to see what's being presented, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: and they because there's a lot of things that rest on site in this book right and so that that idea of site and eyes and the whole the whole bed right it's so it's so it's so fucking important to Christians.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It is a bit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right, because because it's like the third eye, it's like the Jesus third eye.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, uh, uh, right, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you get it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: The blind people knew who he was and they got it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Even though even though his disciples are questioning him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And they, they are blind.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, everybody, did all of you get it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, okay, give it a fucking right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Here's, you did this two chapters.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I don't have a problem seeing what it's trying to get at, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I,
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't accept Jesus because I'm reading it with a hardened heart and whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, okay, I can accept the fact that I'm an atheist and I am critical of it in the ways that it deserves criticism.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But you're also accepting of it in a way that a fool accepts information from an untrusted source.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so also.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm verified source or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I also learned that it's really just not my fault.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is the way God made me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And if he wanted to soften my heart, that's up to him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I apparently God really wants this podcast to continue for more than six years.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's what I think.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like, the here we are, we're on the new, we've made it to the New Testament.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We have yet to be struck by lightning or anything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You felt awesome stairs, but I did break my wrist.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was a tough one off.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's like a three step one off, you know, because I also broke my two and busted my leg like all within the same two weeks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But that was years ago, that was years ago, two years ago, two years ago.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure, yeah, right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is multiple.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's just one or the one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what I'll say about this chapter, as usual with Matthew, I disliked it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I disliked it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was very readable, but also fuck Jesus, fuck God, and fuck Matthew.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think this is never right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was a little bit of beauty for like two seconds in there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we acknowledged it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I said the bit is all good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well anyway, that was Matthew chapter 20.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure's buck was.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I think actually after this, we're not doing the regular chapter.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to be doing a... Well, I don't know if we're doing a Q&A.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I got to take a look at chapter 21 because if I don't squeeze in chapter 21 with this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then I got to squeeze in 21 with the next two after.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So the next chapter the next read the next episode will either be little Maddie chapter 21 Yeah, or it will be Q and a non on Saturday right right and that's where we are all right well
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[SPEAKER_00]: you'll you'll be surprised as much as husband will be I will be surprised but I'll be surprised before you that is true but barely barely all right thanks everybody for joining this don't forget to you really should go or check out our website saccosisticecourse.com we've got some really amazing things we've done with the site in the last
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[SPEAKER_00]: six months or less, and if you haven't been over there recently, you should.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's really become this huge hub of information and I'm really impressed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't say that lightly because quite honestly, I don't visit our website.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So when I did, you were like, babe, look at what I did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, but honestly, if you know somebody or you yourself are de-converting, it's a great resource.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it really is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I was gonna say.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, like I was like, okay, I'll come look at what you did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then I was like, oh shit, that's good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's actually good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's really good, y'all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm the one that made it, but I am also kind of impressed with what I did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that you will find it very helpful.
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[SPEAKER_01]: and then come see us on Tuesday night at 10 p.m. Easter on Discord so that you can hang out with us.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure notes are in the link here in the in the description as always.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, we'll see you next time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.