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Vegans, Trapped In The Bathroom, Cheating, Naked BBQ and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: like American buck things. And it's not doing me true
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  Speaker 1: good it Steve har listening to move together for Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Please by I don't join joining me. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got this
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Man, Hi got here. I really can't explain it.
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  Speaker 1: Only by the grace of God, that's all I can
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  Speaker 1: really tell you. I was talking with a buddy the
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  Speaker 1: other day and he was telling me. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: he had an interesting philosophy about it. He said, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you can have dreams and visions. He say, but God,
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  Speaker 1: God will never show you what all he has for you.
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  Speaker 1: He won't show you all of it because he knows
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  Speaker 1: you will mess it up. And you know what, man,
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  Speaker 1: I thought about that, And how true is that? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I know that I got a radio show. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: see it. It's just become this major blessing for me.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see it. But if I would have seen
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  Speaker 1: it and known when he had planned on giving it
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  Speaker 1: to me, I would have messed it up because Number one,
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  Speaker 1: my first question would have been to him, why I
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  Speaker 1: got to wait so long? Why don't I go down
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  Speaker 1: him and start on the radio now? And then I
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  Speaker 1: be in radio and then tyda see that God? But see,
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  Speaker 1: the thing about God is God don't need your help,
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact that he don't really want it. All
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  Speaker 1: he want is you to love him and obey him.
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  Speaker 1: If you can do them two things I think. I
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  Speaker 1: think I could be wrong. I think he'd be really
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  Speaker 1: cool with us. So had I known about these blessings
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  Speaker 1: that he had for me, I would have messed him
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  Speaker 1: up because I would have put my thinking in the
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  Speaker 1: figuring process, and that would have jacked it all up.
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  Speaker 1: That's the first thing I asked him, Why I gotta
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  Speaker 1: wait so long? And then if he has shown me
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  Speaker 1: what I was gonna have to do to get it,
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  Speaker 1: I would have showed messed that up. Man, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna do that. I ain't gonna do all of that.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I got to go through all of
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  Speaker 1: these mishaps in my life. So when I get the
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  Speaker 1: radio show, I have something to share. Man, why don't
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  Speaker 1: I just read a couple of books and share that
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  Speaker 1: experience with them? Now, See, I want you to know
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  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I want you to be transparent.
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  Speaker 1: I want people to be able to identify with your
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  Speaker 1: struggle and apply they struggle to it and see that
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  Speaker 1: they can get over. See. God never shows you all
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  Speaker 1: of it because he know will mess it up. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have any books, I certainly please know, I would
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  Speaker 1: not be the host of Family Field. Can't tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: It is amazing man, how God works. And my invitation
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  Speaker 1: to everybody today is allow God to work. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you can ask him why all you want to. And
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  Speaker 1: from time to time I still do no good for me,
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  Speaker 1: But that old why me, old woe is me? Lord?
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  Speaker 1: Thing that don't really get it for me, because when
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  Speaker 1: I start asking him why, I'm asking somebody who has
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  Speaker 1: a thought process so high above mine that there's no
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  Speaker 1: way if he told it to me, I wouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: get it. You wouldn't need I don't how bright you
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  Speaker 1: think you are, man, you just ain't gonna get how
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  Speaker 1: and why he does it his way. You're not going
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  Speaker 1: to understand it. But he has a plan for each
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  Speaker 1: and every one of us. And if we adhere to
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  Speaker 1: the plan, if we submit ourselves to his will and
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  Speaker 1: just say, Okay, God, what you want me to do,
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  Speaker 1: I am telling you it is the best way to live. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You can also do it the way I did it
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  Speaker 1: early on. You can just do what you want to
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  Speaker 1: do and see how I go from now. And I
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  Speaker 1: will tell you from personal experience, it's not going to
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  Speaker 1: go good. You know. My wife and I were talking
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  Speaker 1: the other day. As she said something women, I had
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  Speaker 1: to write it down. She says, Steve, you know the
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  Speaker 1: funny thing about sin? She says, sin casts you more
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  Speaker 1: than you want to pay and causes you to stay
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  Speaker 1: longer than you want to stay. I ask my wife
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  Speaker 1: where she got them from. She says, some old person
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  Speaker 1: told it to it. She says, sin casts you more
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  Speaker 1: than you want to pay and causes you to stay
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  Speaker 1: longer than you want to stay. That's the problem, man,
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  Speaker 1: about doing what you want to do. Because we are
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  Speaker 1: all sinners, man, all of us, all of us, every
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  Speaker 1: last one of us are sinners. You will be a
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  Speaker 1: sinner until you die now you could be saved by grace.
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  Speaker 1: But you're going to be a sinner man. You are
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  Speaker 1: going to make mistakes. You are going to in your
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  Speaker 1: life knowingly do wrong. I bet you will. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who you think you are. I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: you've been listening to. But get this, we are sinners.
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  Speaker 1: We were born into a world that is sinful. Now
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  Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay, it's our world. But we can
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  Speaker 1: make the best of it because we can form a
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God and we can go to war with
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  Speaker 1: this thing, you know, and we can win. You can
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  Speaker 1: actually get over. Being born into this world is not
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  Speaker 1: an end all. That doesn't mean you're doomed, nah man,
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  Speaker 1: because God is available to give you life, and not
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  Speaker 1: only give you life, but give it to you more abundantly.
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  Speaker 1: I have more of an abundant life than I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: If you took away the finances, trust and believe, I
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  Speaker 1: have so many things I could tell you that I'm
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  Speaker 1: grateful for. For my wife, for my children, man, for
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  Speaker 1: my family, for the few friends that I have, for
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  Speaker 1: the work that I do, man for the respect that
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  Speaker 1: some people that I feel around, some people from the
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  Speaker 1: reputation I've earned now. I ain't cool with everybody. I
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  Speaker 1: got that I'm cool. I ain't cool with everybody. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: ain't cool with me. Everybody don't like me. Man, get
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  Speaker 1: past that right there. I don't care what you do.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody ain't gonna like you. Some people didn't like Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: What did he do? What did he do wrong to anybody?
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  Speaker 1: Show it to me where he was just out there,
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  Speaker 1: just messing over folks, and you could justify all that
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  Speaker 1: happened to him. Just show it to me. But he
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  Speaker 1: knew everybody ain't gonna like me. I just come to
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  Speaker 1: save y'all. You understand, I got you. Ain't feeling me.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna spit on me. You're gonna hang me up there,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna pierce my side. You're gonna do all that
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  Speaker 1: to me. When you get through, I still love you.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's a powerful statement. Man, God will take care
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  Speaker 1: of you if you form this relationship with him. He
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  Speaker 1: has something for you. He has a plan for you
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  Speaker 1: that is beyond your magic nation. He will give you
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  Speaker 1: the desires of your heart. But he also has some
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  Speaker 1: stuff in store for you that you're not even asking for.
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  Speaker 1: That he is willing to ship to an address that
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  Speaker 1: belongs to you as long as you stay on the
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  Speaker 1: right path and are trying your best, God to ship
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  Speaker 1: you the blessing anywhere. Because please know He's done it
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  Speaker 1: to me. I'm a living witness to this that God
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  Speaker 1: will ship you blessings. And you ain't gonna be perfect.
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  Speaker 1: But if he know your heart, man, if he know
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  Speaker 1: you trying to do better, if he see you trying
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  Speaker 1: to change, if he see you trying to get it right,
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  Speaker 1: he understands that you're gonna stumble all the way through
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  Speaker 1: this thing. But if he know your heart and he
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  Speaker 1: know you trying to get it right, and you're doing
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  Speaker 1: the best, you can boar his ships some stuff your way? Man,
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  Speaker 1: you really be tripping, man, you would really be tripping.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man, it's crazy? Aint it?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening? Ladies and gentlemen, We are here, welcome to
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  Speaker 1: the right on this Tuesday. My ain't it to make?
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask Charlotte question before we get started. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you got you got somebody in your life, maybe somebody
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  Speaker 1: you work with that won't it They way and not
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  Speaker 1: your way? And they all got to go together. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: But if they don't get it day what now they
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  Speaker 1: made work with somebody like that? Not no moment. I'm
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  Speaker 1: free from that. No, I I have been released from that.
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  Speaker 1: God has delivered me. Won't. I don't know why? Will
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  Speaker 1: it won't follow? I never understood. Yeah, but yes, not anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm happy to be where I'm at. That's
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  Speaker 1: not shade. It's like I can't see nothing without being
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  Speaker 1: considered sunshine that. I'm just saying, you got right to
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  Speaker 1: be happy, Jay, you got right to be happy. He
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  Speaker 1: don't want you happy. I didn't I see now that
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  Speaker 1: would be shade. That shade right, the desolutely promise you.
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  Speaker 1: He don't want you, don't want me happy. So I
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever seen nobody that don't do not understand how
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  Speaker 1: this works? Man, That what God has for you, he
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  Speaker 1: has for you. It's for you. You trying to stop
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  Speaker 1: what somebody else got, thinking you're gonna have more. You're
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  Speaker 1: still gonna have what you've got, but he got plenty.
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  Speaker 1: But dog, but here gonna You know what, Listen, I
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  Speaker 1: can I sum it up for you. And this is
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  Speaker 1: what I want to tell young people all the time
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  Speaker 1: about hate. Hate. Hate is created because people think life
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  Speaker 1: is a game that if I win, you lose, and
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  Speaker 1: if you lose, I win. Right. Thus, people who look
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  Speaker 1: at life that way, they on the end of that
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  Speaker 1: type and funky stuff about you that ain't true, thinking
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna knock you down, and they and the and
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  Speaker 1: and now they're bigger. Life is not a game. Life
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  Speaker 1: is a contest. You just gotta get into category and
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  Speaker 1: get your own blue ribbon. But if you go to
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  Speaker 1: the County Fat, they give our molding one blue ribbon.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't the super Bowl. This the County Fat. You
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  Speaker 1: can get in that for best pig. You can win it.
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  Speaker 1: For best sirrup, best pickle, beats dog, you can win
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  Speaker 1: that thing. For best dog. You can get in that
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  Speaker 1: fast kicking. Yes, you can get that for largest watermelon. Yes, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Life is a contest. It ain't a game. Just get
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  Speaker 1: in your category, get your answer blue ribbon, and going
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  Speaker 1: about your business. Me winning ain't got nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with you losing. And you're losing, ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with me winning. So stop. That depends on that.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking with the radio. Yeah, we win it, We
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  Speaker 1: win it a second Thursday. How you look out. It's
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  Speaker 1: a contest. I didn't say an get your blue ribbon.
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  Speaker 1: You're over there, you winning, you winning in the little group.
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  Speaker 1: You win. All right, we gotta stop this right here.
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  Speaker 1: We'll come right back with more of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve Jay and uh, you guys
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  Speaker 1: are here to tell us things that vegans will be saying.
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  Speaker 1: The fourth of July is coming up. So and this
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be interesting because three of my kids is vegan.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you'll probably hear a lot of this stuff. Then.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a vegan right now. I'm a vegan all the
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  Speaker 1: way up to the before, y'all. I was gonna be
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  Speaker 1: fifteen days before I went to the minery, but I
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  Speaker 1: breaked that meat out on Meat Days of July. Meat Days.
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  Speaker 1: A matter of fact, it'll be all you see you do, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when there was never a vegan I never knew one.
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  Speaker 1: Remember new one? Yeah, remember vegetarians, but never vegan vegetarian.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody ate meat. Here we go. These are things vegans
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  Speaker 1: and vegetarians will be saying at the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Steve, Steve would come about it here. If you
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  Speaker 1: knew what the chickens were eating, you would eat chicken.
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  Speaker 1: M Well, I don't know what the damn chickens is
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  Speaker 1: and so I'm just gonna win you doing this chicken near. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what they eat, but I know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be eating the chicken backing slogan. So so
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  Speaker 1: you just gonna eat meet in front of me. Huh, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I eat meet in front of you, behind you, under you,
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  Speaker 1: on top of you. I'm talking to my kids. I
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  Speaker 1: don't eating meat when I was paying all them damn
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  Speaker 1: college tuitions. Your ass ain't gotta pay loans on is one?
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  Speaker 1: Is that meat? That smell it? Damn show? Is it
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  Speaker 1: ain't going I can tell you that. So, Kenny, don't
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  Speaker 1: have a smell. Yeah, you have a grilled tomato. There
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  Speaker 1: is no smell. No why because it don't be long
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  Speaker 1: on the damn grill's angry. You know how long to
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  Speaker 1: meet stay in your system A long time, and that's
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  Speaker 1: why I won't me. That's what put it in there.
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  Speaker 1: There's another one. If that's got meat in it, then
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  Speaker 1: I can't eat it. Oh yeah, but what you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: eat then? Because everything got meat in it. Greens got
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  Speaker 1: meat in it. I got meat in the damn mac
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  Speaker 1: and cheese this year, just meat next to all that
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  Speaker 1: damn bread we got. We got grill met in the meat.
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  Speaker 1: I got the house standing over there in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of that grass case. I run out of stupid Stay ready,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know you here. Listen, Steve. Who gave
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  Speaker 1: the baby meat? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I gave the baby meat?
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  Speaker 1: Who you think gave the baby meat? Look how happy
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  Speaker 1: the baby looks going over there and taking meat from
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  Speaker 1: the baby washing babies? Don't crying. I gave my grass
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  Speaker 1: on the slam jail. My daughter had a heart attack.
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  Speaker 1: Crime came right back in that office. I gave him
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  Speaker 1: another one. As I told you, I was a vegan.
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  Speaker 1: But you got meat over here? Seriously, seriously, yo yo,
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  Speaker 1: And it is the fourth of July, and it seriously
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  Speaker 1: and ask your question. Any of your vegan friends barbecuing
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  Speaker 1: because it ain't nothing to bob acute? Why ain't you
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  Speaker 1: over there? Damn hot over here? Y'all trying to smell me?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think vegans are sad? Sad? Yeah, very sad? People? Right?
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  Speaker 1: I got another one. Can we try these vegan hot
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  Speaker 1: dogs not on this greal you can't put on the grill.
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  Speaker 1: Were putting meat on this gal? I know. I bought
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  Speaker 1: the kids an easy bake oven two years ago for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody going to basement and get that and there ain't
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  Speaker 1: hot dogs, no dahim way. This is the one. You
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  Speaker 1: ever seen that video? What the health? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I saw it, Yes, I saw it. I was in
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  Speaker 1: ain't nice chickens and cows in that video on this green?
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  Speaker 1: I was watching it eating meat. Yeah, I saw it.
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  Speaker 1: It exactly what's gonna happen, That's exactly what it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the one that always killed me though. But they wanted
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  Speaker 1: the greens, but oh you put meat in there with
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  Speaker 1: the grin. Oh no, I can't eat those greens. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: meat eat around them? Who wants? They don't want to
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  Speaker 1: meet anywhere near their food? I did. I just asked
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  Speaker 1: a vegan, just one simple question. What don't you miss fool?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you miss you? Don't miss that? I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not mad at their lifestyle. You know, mess with me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't talk, don't yeah, don't yeah, and stop going when
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  Speaker 1: they cooking meat. That that's all you got me? Bring
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  Speaker 1: a lunchbox I'll just bring your meal in the container
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  Speaker 1: and sit over in the corner. You're gonna be disgruntled,
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  Speaker 1: but you hear so how much meat are you guys
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  Speaker 1: planning to eat? This? Fourth? Oh? Man flabs, slab flabs,
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  Speaker 1: bringing my own forking knife. You don't got to worry
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  Speaker 1: about me. Just I stopped again. But I missed chicken
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  Speaker 1: so much. I really do chicken. You're currently a vegan
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  Speaker 1: stopped miss chicken. I see it because the chicken is everywhere. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is, and and everything. You're right, you don't want
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  Speaker 1: no popeyes, Jay, I do. That's what I'm saying. I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a brown Wow. So what is that like for you? Jay?
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  Speaker 1: What what are you eating? Um? Just vegetarian stuff, that's
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  Speaker 1: about it, you know, Yeah, But I miss me, I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand a fat vegetarian. That's kind I know one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about you, Jay, I'm talking about I
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  Speaker 1: just don't know fat vegetarian. All right, listen, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: get out of here. Cow Coming up next, it is
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  Speaker 1: the nephew with running that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right? Coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, Miss Ann, we'll be here with
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  Speaker 1: our national news. But right now it is time for
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  Speaker 1: the nephew to run that prank back. Come on that.
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  Speaker 1: We're just been a running show. This the Limo Bank
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  Speaker 1: Drive or the Limo Bank Drive savors right here. But
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  Speaker 1: he calls it mentoring. Yeah, I'm mentoring, good afternoon. How
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  Speaker 1: can you. I'm trying to get cecil. Yeah, this seasonin
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  Speaker 1: CEI one of my boys. Game of your number, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?
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  Speaker 1: I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody answered.
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  Speaker 1: I had to call that about six seven times. They
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  Speaker 1: keep rolling over to it like to a voice mail
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  Speaker 1: or say okay, okay brother, what's your name Monday? Tony? Okay, listen, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I got a customer in the back. Let me get
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  Speaker 1: them happy. Can you you got a few moments? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: let me get the dope form and all hold the phone?
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  Speaker 1: All right, okay, cool, all right, thank you have a
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  Speaker 1: good instant. All right, Tony? Yeah, what's up? Yeah? Now
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  Speaker 1: you're saying you called the main line and you just
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  Speaker 1: keep on the voyemail or something. I can't you call
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  Speaker 1: the main line. But you know, I know I'm called
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: at the last minute. I'm trying to get a get
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: a call for the night man. Okay, what you need?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: What listen, we gotta we got the SUV. We gotta
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: usudan or two. We got a couple of limits, white
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: up black. What you need if I could get a
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I guess like a black limits ain't be cool? Okay,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: we got that, We got that. What time where I'm
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: picking you up? With time? What it costs? You know,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: for an hour? Because all I need is an hour?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Where's it's sixty five hours a novel? But we only
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: do three hour minimum the first three hours sixty five Okay, okay, okay, see,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: we'll see see all I need is an hour? Man
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: really like forty five minutes? So do you think they'll
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: work with me where you can't get them? So you're
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: dealing with me? Let me see me. I'll tell you
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: what I'll do you for one hundred and fifty dollars
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: and I'll take K. But now I want you to know.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let them know everything. So I got to
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: have either credit card or receive it something on the
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: K to let them know because I'm not no quoked brother.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: that fourth place one fifty. I didn't give you one fifty.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: When you pick me up, that's no problem. Then where
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: am I picking you up? And at what time? All right?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I'm at ninety eight Village driven. I need eight Village
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Drive okay? When I need to twitter? And where am
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I taking yourself? I'm going downtown on Capital Street, downtown
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: to Capitol Street, all right? And what time am I
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: picking you up? You could get me like at eleven
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: forty five to night that would be good. Then forty
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: five okay, at forty five minutes two an hour. You're
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: gonna need then for Friday next especially twelve forty five,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: twenty thirty two four okay? Good that? Um, let me
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: see and downtown Capital what you didn't give an address?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I don't even know the address. I'm going to um
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: to Bank Bank downtown all right? Right? Um? Can I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: ask you something Tony? Right? Um? Yeah, And I'm trying
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: to get any business. You know, we don't ask questions usually,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: but a banking knight's gonna be closed. I mean, you're
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: not going to work because I gotta take you back
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: so you're dropping off to something to somebody or something
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: like that. No, no, I ain't dropping no, no, but
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I'm picking something up to what see what I need
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: you to do? Just right here. I'm gonna go in there,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be in there probably like about fifteen minutes.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: But when I come out, man, I need you to
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: out of car running and we need to get side
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: of there. Way. Man, you're asking me to run you
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: down to a bank at midnight and you kicking something
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: up at midnight. And I got to be ready to
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: go when you come out, me and my boys when
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: we come out of there, just when when we get it,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: when we get back in the back of the limo,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I need you to I need you to put the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: pedal down, man, and let's get out of there. Look here, yo, yo,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: young brother, well I hold you man. I'm twenty four.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Looky man, it sounds like you in some kind of
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: shady I don't do that, brother, That's that's oh man. Yo.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: You're a driver, dog. Your job is to drive. If
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: you pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: be asking nobody where they going, what doing You're supposed
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: to drive? Let me star what I'm telling you here, Man,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: once we come out of the bank, try try let
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: me stop it. That's why I'm driving sid It working
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: somewhere else, driving because I was ignorant like you at
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: one time. Let me tell you something, but I don't
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: know if your business. I really don't care at this
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: point in time. I'm not doing no crazy like this it. Brother.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, man. What you need to
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: do is get you young into some type of training
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: school or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: go down and the enemy gonna blow your brains out.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I ain't really trying to hear all this right here.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is pay you this one.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I'm fifty you driving me where I'm trying to go,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: and you ain't get back to right If I can't, brother,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: you can't get right now. I'm not even know advice.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: You need to listen to me. That's what's wrong with you.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: You're now y'all crazy, get rich right off overnight taking
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: or you need to slow down because they got something
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you feel me. They gotta hold on, Hold on, man,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: hold on what you know? You don't know nothing you
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: don't know, man, I need to know what, brother, how
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you gonna be preaching to mate? Dog? Because I've been
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: that man. That's what I'm driving a limo because I've
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: been that, young brother. I'm trying to keep you from
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: going that because you won't like it. Look at so that.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you at this point.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not doing it, so you can
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: cut that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking of you and
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: all the other young brothers to do this thumbs. You
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: watch two men in the movies or something. Brother, you
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: need to get your break because they got a place
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: for you. So let me tell you something. They read
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: my brefa. I ready anything. My mamma told me. They
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: didn't want me to know. They cut it out. Do
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you feel me? They looked at me every night where
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: they wanted to fed me garbage that I had to
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: eat or die. You ain't ready for that man, You
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: ain't ready for what. I think he got your land.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Your brothers don't know what's going on out here. You
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: got it too easy. See now you're talking about going down.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: They're robbing the bank. You ain't no bank ropper. You'll
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: sound like no thudal real a remo the way you're going.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: You ain't making nothing because they were blowing your young
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I waited about their paper. You don't understand that, and
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: you show you ready for no jail cause I say
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: one more thing to you that yeah, what is it?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: All I want to do is tell you it is
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: that I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvy Morning Show
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: and your boy card. They don't got me the frank
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: phone call you. I don't give a who you are.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: If you around with them folks down town, they're gonna
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: blow you where. They're gonna get your gets under the jail.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Did you do? Did you just hear what I just said? Though?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: What you said? Something about what my partner? You know?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your boy the other
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: another driver. Cordell got me the plank phone call you
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: if you tom me? Oh you mean Steve Harvey on
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: the radio. No man, no, no, no, this is are
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: you serious? Name? Hein cecil your boy. Cordelle got me
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: to pray phone call you man. I'm gonna get that.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that man. When you let my fire man,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know that. I mean my fight. Move fower.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: He say, be careful, he say, big cecil. He's been
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: he been down there. He didn't done some time. N't
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: that been that? Man? Come down, baby, come down, man.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I got one more question to ask you. Man, what's
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. I want the
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy, but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: me and your boy got you. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: get here. Ma, man, meet you brother. I old you
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: want to do it? Wow? I love that Little More drive. Yeah,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I ain't going down now, man, the man, let me
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: tell you something. You don't want to do this. Yes,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: that's the mentoring part that you're talking. Got something for you. Yeah,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: they see they got a place for you. Because this
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna go like you think right Watch telling you
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I just got out. You don't want to go down.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Listen to me here, I am trying to get myself together.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: You call me wrong, drive, because I ain't gonna do it.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I just need you to keep the little More running, man,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I'd be right back at keep it. Does that? Wait?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Minut man? What wait? Hold up? Hold up, young man?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: You finna make mistakes? Yeah, you watch too many movies.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're fitting to do in here,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: but this ain't gonna go like you. Man. The fan
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: is up next with our national news. You're listening show,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, you you started telling us about this woman.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I met this girl and in college. Lord, she was fine,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: creole girl. My brother told me how to get him,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: and he gave me some money to take out. So
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I told her pick a restaurant. She picked a creole restaurant.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Now I'm seventeen, I ain't had no creole food, so
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I'm in. I go in there. She didn't ordered all
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: this spicy stuff there to faye, all this but spicy though. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I'm eating stuff man ain't never been in my system before.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: So I'm taking her home and my stomach is turning.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: So we get at the front of the house. I'm
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: a walk up to the dough. She said, come on
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: here for a little while. My mama and them gone o.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: My mama had told me, when your stomach is told up,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: try to go home. Yes, yeah, put that in nobody
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: else house. Yes, But she was so fine. I just said, well, man,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: let me go in here for a little while because
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I what kind of man would I be? Fine? Chicken,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: bite you in and Mam and dad ain't there. Let
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: me least go on in here something but your stick.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, Shirley, it's a girl and man would
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: have win in there. I'm sitting there on the couch
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: and watching TV. My stomach is turning. I can hear so,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I said, Can I go to the bathroom? She said,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: second dough on the left. I go in there, and
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Lord have mercy the walls of Gibraltas. I'd have grabbed
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: the tie wreck in front of me to just try
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: to hang on. I'm twisting again tile in my head
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: like I'm wringing it out. I didn't knock the tallet
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: tissue holder off the wall screws out everything I hadn't
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: kicked over the trash. Can he can hear this? Right?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I don't get he wasn't feeling what I was feeling.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: But I'm using the bathroom so much that is alarming
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: to me. Yeah. I've actually put more in there than
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I've ever put in there in my life. Briar too.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I think we got I didn't know what. Don't stop
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: my story shot. This is for junior time. I know,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: so I'm feeling the bowl up, so finally I'm done.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: To my relief, I'm but I'm sweating though I'm talking
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: about I'm in there my shirt wide. I hadn't my
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: whole ship. I had hung my past up on the
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: back of the dog because I use a bathroom like
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: my daddy always hate my pants and draws up on
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: the back of the Yeah, you don't ever use the bathroom.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: But I got my shirt on, but I didn't open
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: it up because it's hot. I got just just water
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: coming down out the front. So I stand up and
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting my clothes on.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: But you know how you're waiting to hear that sound
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: that all I hear is the swirling and I turned
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: around and his rising. I'm asking God not to do
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: this to me today. I'm asking God, not today, Lord,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: not in hell. This ain't the time for it. Lord,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: stop this swirl from Rob wrote, Oh God, Steve, we
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: have to go to miss Anne, so I will. But
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Jesus really didn't stop this swirl, but insteadic coming. Oh God, right, Steve,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: let's get to the news, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne trip.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Now we're supposed to be serious. Okay, this is answered.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Put the news everybody. Well, that's it. The twenty twenty
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: census forms are being printed without the are you assistant
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: question that Donald Trump was pushing to have included. Last week,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: the Supreme Court banned the question from the census forms temporarily.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: In fact, the government miss Monday's deadline to begin printing
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: the new ones. However, the High Court describes Commerce Secretary
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: William Ross's explanation as for wanting to include the question
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: as contrived and incongruent with what the record reveals about
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the agency's priorities and decision making. Pro New York to
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Attorney General Letitia James, by the way, it calls it
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: old victory, a celebra justice for all, says everyone should
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: be counted. Meanwhile, the TRUP administration is sending out notices
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: demanding hefty fines of up to a half a million
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: dollars to some undocumented aliens who already ordered deported. In fact,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: the Department of Homeland Security has sent out a bunch
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: of notices at least across the country, ordering those targeted
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: to cough up as much as a half a million
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: dollars At the same time. Conditions under which immigrant children
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: are being held at the southern border sparked protests across
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: the country yesterday, demonstrations in fact in more than one
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: hundred seventy US cities. The demonstrations were prompted by reports
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: that the children were being held in barren border patrol
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: cells without proper food, sanitation or supervision, and more protests
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: are scheduled for today outside the gates of the government's
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: newest child center, scheduled to open in South Texas that
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: later on this morning. Meanwhile, Trump signed a measure providing
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: four and a half billion dollars to provide for the
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: hundreds of Central Americans still flooding the borders. Krats are
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: suing Treasury Secretary Steve Manusian and i RUS Commissioner Charles
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Reading over their refusal to release President Trump's tax returns.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: The Democrats are seeking to force Manusian and Ready to
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: comply with the subpoena demanding six years of the president's
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: tax returns, and sixty one oh three of the nation's
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: tax code gives a chairman of the powerful Ways and
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Means Committee the right to request the returns of any
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: US citizens. Republicans say it's a violation of taxpayer privacy.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Sad news, Former christ and chairman Leia Coca has died
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: at age ninety four of Parkinson's disease. Iakcha introduced the
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Mustang and the minivanday, every man and woman at Chrysler
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: has a commitment to build cars that will take on
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the best quality, hard work commitment the stuff America is
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: made of. I have one and only one ambition for
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Chrysler to be the best. Quite a salesman he was,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: and finally today is preparing for the fourth day, or
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: may the fourth be with you. This is an tripped
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: out back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everybody you're listening, Steven,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Here we are, Steve, just catch up. I'm over this
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: fine girl house stomach toe up the eight gree old
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: foods seventeen. Should have went home to use the bathrooms
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: setting the house. She fine. Now I'm in here using
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the bathroom and all held and broke. I'm in here, neked,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: sitting on the tarlet, just my shirt on because I
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: like to shit wide legg I like to be open
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: and free, and I need it because I had to
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: brace myself a couple of times. But she never came
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: in there. Not she coming, that's coming in the store.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: So I get up. I finally get through, but I've
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: noticed that I'm putting more in the bowl and never been,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: so I'm a little bit concerned with them ship value.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: So I flushed the toilet as I'm putting my pants
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: back up on me, and I'm waiting to hear that.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: But I don't head and I look back and let's
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: going in a slow circle. So I go in. I
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: go to my heavenly Father. Here, Father, pray the Lord. Now,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Lord stopped this rising time. Wow, somehow, don't let this
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: swirl get up by the top. But he didn't hear
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: me that day. Yeah, I guess it wasn't less. The
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: next thing I know, it's at the very top of
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the tarlet. Oh my god, and it's about to flow over.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: So now I don't know what to do. So I
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: looked down and it's a trash can. So I dipped
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the trash can down in it, and I got a
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: trash can full of it. Yeah, so I pulled a
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: shower curtin back and throw it in the bawn too.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: But here comes some moat, so I had to take
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: another trash can full of it and throw another trash
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: can in the bathtub, and here comes some damn moat.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: So now I realized they call it is broke, they
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: call it backed up, and it started going back down.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I say, I gotta get some water and put it
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: in here. So I started running water in the trash
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: can to pour it down there and make the water
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: go clean. So I finally did that, and I said,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: thank you Lord. And I looked over and the damn
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: bathtub tripe, showers tripe. I look up, it's on the wall,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: It's on the water four part four, Hold, this is
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: this is R. Kelly's in the closet. This is Steve
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Harleys in the bare food trapped parts, Folks coming up
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: right trap in the bood part. Folk. It's on the walls,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: the shower curtain and the bathtub is shrike. More of
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: this you're listening stow Steve Trapped in the ball R
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Kelly in the close part. Folk. Yeah, I then veil
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: about three buckets trash hands a pure mess, then throw
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: it in the shower. So when I get all of
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: the water back in the tarlet, where I got it
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: sometime in the water clean I said, okay, cool, I
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: look over the damn bathtub is strip So now I
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: cut skis, people shower on and I'm washing down the walls,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: the shower curtain with the shower. The girl comes up
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: to the girl because I've been in here now about
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: for the five minute time, so she said, you O
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: care now everything fast? She said, it sounds like something
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: wrong in the keeping the door id to get away
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: from the dun said, well, okay, my house. So I'm
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: in there. It's just too late. But I noticed they
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: got a candle in the bathroom. I light it and
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I like the candle. Start striking matches and running tap
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: water for my mom always told me strike some matches
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: and run some tap water and to help you get
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: rid of older. So I'm doing that. But now I'm
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: washing down shower curtains, wall the bathtub, getting up stuff
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: off to float. I'm here now. Now you probably say it, Steve,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: what is you washing it down with? Yeah? What on paper?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Tis in? Now? But that tie rack that I had
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: grabbed when I first sat down and was twisting it. Yeah,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: they guess, hows the pretty ones with the lace in
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, yeah, thats what I washing it down.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: That my good towel that is tie is brown. I
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: can't risten all because the color when it started that
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: was pinch. This is awful that it tows is running.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I don't washed all the walls down. Everything I'm in
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: that sweating been on the construction site. I've been in
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: that total about damn near hour. So I put the
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: fastened my clothes. I look at the bathroom. I got
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: everything off, but I got the big nasty ass tie,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do with it. So
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I take it, put it in the waste paper can
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: that I've been bailing with, and struck all that under
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the sink. Yeah. I figured this ain't gonna be good.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: No how Yeah, but at least when they come in here,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: they's gonna take a moment, because I know when you
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: go in there, you're gonna have to say what they
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: hid happened? Because I couldn't remember how the shower curtain
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: was of none of that, And now I got I look,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I got everything off. So I walked
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: down the hallway. She's sitting on the couch with the
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: attitude of folding. Did she look at me, and she said,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: why are you betting that so long? I had a
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: little accident. Then she said, oh my god, look at you.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: What was it? I didn't realize when I was bailing
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: all that mess into the shower it was splashing on
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: my pants below my knee. I ain't had time to
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: look at this because I'm too busy cleaning up the
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: damn house. I looked down. It's just spicks, splash marks
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: from my knee down my pants was t I looked
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: at huh. She looked at me and she said, oh
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: my god, look at you. What have you been doing.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I looked at her and said, you ain't got to
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: talk to me like that, and walked out the foot
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: and slam. When he got in my car. Had to
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: ride home with all my wonders down because I spank.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I smelled like am sitting in that car and home.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: That girl saw me on the campus next day and
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: all her girlfriend was looking at me like I had
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: never met her. That was my save. Harvey, Wow, trapped Clawton.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put some music to that, all right, all right, nephew,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: tell me coming up next with the prank phone call.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: we go, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after the hour, Get ready for
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: today's crazy a Strawberry letter. But up next, Come on, nephew,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: what you got for the prank today? Musty son play? Yeah?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Your son must come on? Some of y'all got some nieces, nephew,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Just musty y'all Get out, y'all. I got two five
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: six years old. Just straight game. If you come up
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: with a baby dealder right now, you're gonna make plenty
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: of money. Here you go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: reach Vanessa. Please Vanessa. My name is Robert. I'm the
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: one of the owners. You know, my wife Michelle. We
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: own the Baycare. Yes, yes, yes, yes, How can I
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: help you? Okay, we've been uh I think we've had
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: your son, Malik, probably close to a year now. I'm
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: all right, yes you have is everything? Okay? So everything's fine,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Everything is fine. I don't think we have a problem
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: that we can't clear up. Um. I have a question
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: for you. Have you been noticing anything different about Malik? Um,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: like concerning hygiene at all? Hygiene, No, not that I
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: can be called. What are you talking about. Okay, how
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: old is Malik? He's too? Okay, Well, we all soon
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: have come across a little glitch here that we're gonna
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: try to take care of here at the at the daycare.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Actually my wife didn't. I told her I would make
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: the phone call and leave her out of it. I
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: know you see her every day once. Yeah, but what
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: glitch are you talking about? What? What is this glitch?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, glitch, it's this glitch that you want to
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: talk about. I'm confused. Okay, Well, actually what we're having
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: is it seems like every day here lately for the
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: last two months, Malik has been you know, very musty.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: You know, he hasn't been really sweaty, but just real musty. Okay,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: you clearly have the wrong child because I give my
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: son a bath every night, and most morning is before
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: he leaves to school, I give him another bath again.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm pretty positive you have the wrong child. No, man,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: your son is Malik, right, and he's two years old.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: You guys have been here with us right close to
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: a year now, correct, Yes, and okay, and he's a
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: cute little kid with the curly hair. I know exactly
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: which one is. So what I'm what I'm saying to
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you is that we are having problems. He's just he's
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: just reeking. You know, he's real musty. Okay, you know what,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: my son does not reek. I don't know what child
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: you're talking about, but you're not talking about my child.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I just told you and make sure that he gets
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: a bath every night. So that's not my child. My
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: child is very clean. Okay, Well we'll hang on. Vanessa
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: trying to get you to understand is I'm trying to
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: This is why my wife didn't want to call. Okay,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: and I'm glad I'm actually the one that made the call.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: What we need to do. This is what I'm gonna do.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna try a little experiment for the next
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: month or so. Experiment. No, no, I'm sorry, Well what
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: do you mean experiment? What kind of experiment? Well, what
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put some mental deodorant
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: on him for the next well just for the next month,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: and we'll see how it plays out. No, no, no,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: you're not. You're not gonna put anything on my child.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: That's not gonna happen. Okay, Well, ma'am, I'm trying to
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to fix the problem here. I just wanted
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: to call it doesn't have a problem. I already told
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you that my son is clean. You're not gonna put
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: any arment on him, and if you do, it's going
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: to be a problem. Do you understand me? Okay, man,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have an argument with you. What
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I want you to know is I'm not trying to.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: But you're trying to talking about putting Theodora on my child.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: You can't do that. I'm not gonna have to happen
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: in Please don't make me have to come not to
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: that school for you and your wife. Okay, man, listen,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to do something about your child. Your
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: child is musty, okay, and you're sitting here getting an
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: attitude with mean. I'm trying to let you know your
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: child is not nonsense. Maybe you're the one that is musty.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe you and your wife are musty. My child is
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: not musty. I keep telling you that I bathed him
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: every night. Which part of that? Don't you understand? I
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: understand everything that you're saying. Maybe it's the soap, maybe
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: something that is not taking effect. I'm not sure. Okay,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't smell, because I don't know what child smell.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: D you are not using there on my child? Do
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I need to come down there for you with the
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: comps and shoe your entire establishment. You don't want that
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: to happen staying away from my child? Are you crazy?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: You know? Matter of fact, greg my son, ma'am, your
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: son is fine. Your son is in there with the
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: rest of the kids. They're playing. You know, today is
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: the first day I sprayed a little bit of meld
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: the odor and understand that works? You crazy? Look, Cheryl,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: can you come up for me for a couple of minutes?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I was, I'm gonna right now. I'll be there within
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the hour, because you must be crazy. I mean, you
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: sprayed my son, scam. I just sprayed a little bit
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: of the older and on him, just to see if
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: we can get the commission to do that. And I
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: keep telling you, I said, there's nothing wrong with my child.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Have you took us on here chalk to go and
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: spray my child and you weren't about to jo are you?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I'm reading my right now? Okay, Well, what are you
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: coming here for? The boy? Is you're the son of
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: the leak? Is fine, why are you coming here? You
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: know he's curling that fine? If you've gone around spread,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: how don't you space because clearing is you're smelling and
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: riaking and funky as hell. I didn't give you no spa,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: my child. I'm gonna I promise you. I promise you.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I'm all y'all because you okay. Let me say this, man,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: your son is musty. He's been king for they musty.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: You know what. I didn't even try to hear you
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: because you're you're you're clearly crazy. How are you going
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: on spraying people's kids? Hello? It's my child? Did you
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: smell the other kids? You know what? I'm about to
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: get in my car coming down there for your because
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you must be crazy? Hello? Hello, Hello? Why did you
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: hang up on me? I'm trying to fix the problem, mana.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I told you that I'm coming down there. I'll be
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: there in ten minutes one. But I needed to let
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: you know one more thing that's going on here? Could
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: you possibly let me know because I'm on my waist
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: right now. Where are you now? Are you in your car?
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Where are you? I am heading to my car, not
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: to get in my car to come down definitely, because
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you must be crazy spraining my child before you get
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: to your car. I need, I need to tell you
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: one more thing about your side. Okay, please, you possibly
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: have to tell me. I want to tell you that
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: is Listen to me, this is nephew. Tell me to
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend sherl got me to
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: play for Call you master. I'm standing here in the
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: parking lot about them. Come down that. I'm never exactly
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: what I was about. I'm gonna get her image because
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I'm nigga. I know my child musty. I know my
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: child is clean and you don't smell. I am gonna
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: get up. I just talked to right here in a kibcle.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: You gotta call her right now, I said, okay, just
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: chill out, I will call her. We gotta You don't know.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Is Molik nice and clean? Milik is always nice and
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: clean and smelling right, So I don't know what the
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: hell you were talking about. I was like, my child.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: You got the wrong child. You are about to get it.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: You don't even know. Oh man, you gotta tell me
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: one more thing. But what's the baddest and I mean
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lake, The One and
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: only Steve running in shower. All right, what y'all think?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I was feeling that mom on that one.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, your baby, your baby mustard. I didn't put
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: something on it to be older and on it. You
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: don't touch my thing. Man, I know this wasn't a prank,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: but this is really Julie. You got a baby deolder
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: in Junior, you get a baby the older, take that
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: the fund to. Don't take it in there, I promise you. Yeah, boy, loose,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: little babies don't steak right what they smells like? Babies?
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Who I'm talking about? Thirteen fourteen? Yeah, that's what I'm
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: talking about. The boy you tell go take a bath
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: and he's just gonna turn the shower on. Being there
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: thirty minute in there, come out. Ain't touching the water
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: like heat bathe? What is that about? Junior with a
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: little boys? I have a little boy. I don't, I
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: don't know. We just laid at the lazy want a
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: little boys want like the shower. Because it's time consumer,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: it's time consumers. We got things to do. Well, we're
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: in this waterfall. I get clean, yea, but clean, I'm good. Yeah.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: We had a little boys thinking that they got other
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: things to do, and this this bath is slowing down
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: what I could be outside. Oh that's how I feel
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: about stopping it. Guess what's the same way. Listen, quit
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: letting time me try to make y'all thing. He just
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Jeremy fo, you're a nasty ass. Didn't bathe you know,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: only he did. Let me say this. Let me see
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: that Shirley called it most of the time that I
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: was supposed to give a ball. He was supposed to
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: give me the bath, and I never got the ball.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Let's get it all the way out there. That was
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: going to be bathing me at a younger age, wasn't
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: not bathing? Very letter up? Next movie back, you're listening
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time for today's
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. And if you are in a situation and
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: you need some advice, please submit your letter to Steve
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Harvey FM dot com. That's Steve Harvey FM dot com.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: We could read your letter on the air. Nephew, let's
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: go buckle up and hold down, tidd We got him.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: That's the brother right there. All right, subject, let's get
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: it started. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am I am darn
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: near fifty years old, and my wife say, Neil, okay,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna stop. You're gonna stop doing that with
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: these letters. You are just like the cuss. Okay, just
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: say that if they wrote, it's not you customers what
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: they see it. I am darn near fifty years old
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: and my wife. Let me just say this, were you
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: watching CNN when Donald Trump made the s whole comment
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: about Haiti and Africa afy comment? Take it upon themselves
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: to take an advantage of that situation because it's journalism. Yeah,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: all right, and start being a professional journey. I am
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: darn near fifty years old and my wife is forty.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: We've been married for almost ten years and have two children,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: both under the age of five. I want to make
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: sure you all have the details. First of all, I
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: love my wife, but it's in all caps. B ut
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: all caps. But here is the problem. If I want
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: some cookie, I have to initiate it ninety five percent
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: of the times. Sometimes she will, but it is rare
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: to me, rare for me. I don't want to feel
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: like I am forcing her to do something she doesn't
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: want to do. However, I think we are both young
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: enough to have the time of our lives. I have
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: often gone to bed frustrated with the lack of cookie
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: in our life. I have gone to bed naked. I
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: have purchased her sexy lingerie, which she does not wear.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I have even told her that sometimes she can initiate
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: the sex, but nothing changes. I think she doesn't feel
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: confident in her bedroom skills. But this leaves me frustrated
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: too often or thinking I am just horrible in bed.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: She acts like I am the best in the world
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: when we do engage, but why doesn't she initiated more often?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like she should come and talk to me
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: and tell me I am not as good in bed
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: as I think I am. I have never cheated on
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: my wife and I have no plans to. But I
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: can't keep going to sleep sexually frustrated. What else can
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I do to have her make the first move? Or
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: am I stuck making the first move forever? Please help? Well,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I mean you might have to. You you might have to.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you want it, you have to go
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: after what you want. You've talked to her about it,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: you do at ninety five percent of the time. That
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: five percent of the time, maybe that's all you'll have
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: for now, maybe she is uncomfortable sexually and maybe you
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: have to keep going until she gets more comfortable, or
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe she'll never get more comfortable. Maybe it
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: was the way she was raised. You never know unless you,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: guys do have some honest communication about your you know,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: sexual life or lack thereof. So you're gonna have to
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: talk to her. I mean, I know you want these changes, um,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: but you it's your wife. You guys are married. You
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: can talk, you can communicate, you can tell her what
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: you like and what you don't like. Steve, well, well, well, well, well,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: because here we go. Yeah, yeah, the married man's plight. Yeah,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: let's talk about this for a minute. He fifty. She foughty?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Is that what he's saying? He damned near fifty his
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: wife foughty. They've been married ten years. They got two kids,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: both the age of under the age of five. Senior,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: he say, I want to make sure you have all
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: the details. Well, sir, right now, I need to make
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: sure you got all the details too, because see, two kids,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: it's under five. Ain't nothing sexy about that. Kids is
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: mood killers. Kids is buzz killers. Kids is blockers. Kids
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: is in the way kids create interference. That's what kids is.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: So now that you wanted us to have the details,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to throw that at you. Now you say,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: first you love my life wife. But here's the problem.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: If I want some cookie, I gotta initiate. Ninety five
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: percent of the time, I would venture to say. I
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: would just venture to say that that's ninety five percent
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: of the marital situation today. I would venture to say
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but that's just an opinion of mine.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I think in a marriage, once them kids is here,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: that is usually the man that's trying to initiate ninety
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: five percent of the time. In ninety five percent of
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: the manages, not as that other thing that's some woman
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: listening to Uh, I can't keep my hands off them. Mind. Well,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: we're not married to you, and you ain't in this letter.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you exist, but I ain't got time to
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: go find nobody else. I got jobs, I got a
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  Speaker 1: legacy I'm working on, and a family. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: maintain that hole together. So now I have purchased her
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  Speaker 1: sexy lingerie what she does not wear. I've told her
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  Speaker 1: that sometimes she can initiate sex, but nothing changes. I
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  Speaker 1: think she doesn't feel confident in her bedroom. Skills. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: it's them damn kids. Them kids is wearing her hast.
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  Speaker 1: You got two kids under five, Dog, you got to understand.
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  Speaker 1: These kids is wearing this po woman out. She ain't
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: got time for you all, ain't, Steve? I want this
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  Speaker 1: damn dog out our house. We just bought up in here.
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  Speaker 1: How about that personal Now, I'm sorry, coming up to
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  Speaker 1: twenty three after We'll be right back. You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's get
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  Speaker 1: to it part two of your This man right here,
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  Speaker 1: he fifted his wife for it. They got two kids
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  Speaker 1: under five, and he frustrated because he going to bed
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  Speaker 1: neked because she won't initiate sex. He got initiated ninety
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  Speaker 1: five percent of the time. Now, before I left, what
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I tried to pull out to the man, which he
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: tried to tell us at the beginning of the letter,
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  Speaker 1: was so we have all the fact that they have
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  Speaker 1: two kids under five. It's them, damn kids, damn kids.
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  Speaker 1: It's wearing this woman out. Two kids are something else.
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  Speaker 1: I give you an example, when the grandkids come over
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  Speaker 1: our house. There ain't even our kids no more. I
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  Speaker 1: got rid of all our kids. I thought they was going,
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  Speaker 1: But now when they come back, they bring more people
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  Speaker 1: with them. They called grand kids. They sleep in the
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  Speaker 1: bed with us, which kills my sleeping necking can't sleep
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  Speaker 1: naked with the grand baby in the bed. Them kids
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  Speaker 1: is moved killers. They block us. Them kids is actually
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  Speaker 1: birth control. Maybe your wife ain't so at an see
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  Speaker 1: to get up on you because she don't want them
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  Speaker 1: more kids. That could be she threw with the kids.
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  Speaker 1: She got these two babies under five, you laying over here,
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  Speaker 1: neckd She set up in here and then Jeff put
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  Speaker 1: him to sleep. She tried to get some rest because
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  Speaker 1: she got to go deal with these kids. That could
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  Speaker 1: be it. Man, I would venture to say that that's
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  Speaker 1: probably it. Now, what are you you would like for
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  Speaker 1: her to initiate this a little bit more? That ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen. That's all he wants. Yeah, I mean you
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  Speaker 1: know what. Look, we would all like for our girl
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  Speaker 1: to be a little bit more forced for hey baby,
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  Speaker 1: you know. But for the most part, in the managers
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  Speaker 1: usually the man that's initiating, Ain't that right, Sherley, That's right,
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  Speaker 1: see what I'm saying, because sherl up at the house
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  Speaker 1: playing the same damn game, same damn game. What okay?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Well all right then? All right then my aunt, I
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: don't wan't know? All right then, Hill that ain't want out,
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  Speaker 1: won't I want some hot fiery give your damn clothes off.
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  Speaker 1: That's what a man won't now. The man say, ain't
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  Speaker 1: never cheated on his wife. He has no plans on it.
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  Speaker 1: When you got to fix something at the house. But
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: it's them damn kids though, It's just like nah our house.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: It's this damn dog. You guys have a new dog, right, Yeah,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: we got a new dog. Bad? He blocking you keep
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: talking about this dog. I didn't ask for the dog.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't never heard me ask for a dog. What's
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  Speaker 1: his name? Steve bow black ass bad? I want to
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  Speaker 1: get off barbecue and smoke cigars, Drake Scott. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I want to do when I get off. Yeah, I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: didn't work with the doberman. It's scared of his ass.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I would. What I'm not gonna do it
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: be scared in my house? Right, So it's the kids dog.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing you can do. You didn't about the lingerie.
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  Speaker 1: You want her to come on to you like she
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  Speaker 1: did when she was trying to get you. But them
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: days is probably gone. All you're gonna have to invest
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  Speaker 1: in some money to get them kids sent away somewhere. Eve, No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean it like that. I meant like a
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  Speaker 1: like a babysitter, something like like ny or something like that,
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  Speaker 1: or hell, board school. Then you're gonna have to work
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: what people get their kids sent to boarding school all
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  Speaker 1: the time, all the time. This ain't you ain't against
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  Speaker 1: the law. That ain't what you want to do. You
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  Speaker 1: want to have your kids close You want to sent
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  Speaker 1: on to boarding school so you can have more sex. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I wish i'd have thought of that, but I didn't
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  Speaker 1: because I would have missed raising my boys and girls.
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  Speaker 1: So I I want them close by because I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to insteal some things and that boarding school was unable
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  Speaker 1: to and I've done that. They're not perfect, but the
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  Speaker 1: hell I wouldn't e back to this letter. This how
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  Speaker 1: it is, dog, Yeah, this just how it is. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to marriage, one old one. I can tell you right
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: now you can quit going to bed Nike, because the
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: damn kids gonna walk in. They're getting about the bed.
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  Speaker 1: You're asking that naked and it's hard because you don't
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: sleep with a bathtie next to the bed. So now
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: you got to get up in the baby seeing you
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  Speaker 1: daddy naked walk into the rule and then you didn't
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: say if you was in shape or not. Let detail.
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  Speaker 1: So now this walk, maybe this walk to the bad.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe you ain't as fine niked as you thought you were.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: All right set out of here, but you look like
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: you and your second trimester that could be throwing it
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  Speaker 1: off to email us through Instagram. That's your thoughts on
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter years. I don't know what the hell
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  Speaker 1: going over. All right, we'll be back with more of
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to show.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: All right, we're back, let's go. Come on, y'all. I
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: want to inspire, I want to help. I want to uplift.
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  Speaker 1: I want to share. It's not so much teaching as
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: it is for me with just sharing. Your are the
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  Speaker 1: gifts that just keeps on giving. I try to be
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  Speaker 1: I want to ask a question. Go ahead, when you
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: get to a certain dollar amount, is there a dollar
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  Speaker 1: that you don't lose anymore? Let's say you got a
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: half million dollar? Do you never go below something? Do
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: you never go do you pick up? Do you pick
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: a number and say, okay, I can never be below
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: three hundred thousand? Well, I mean you should try to
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: do that. You should always have breakpoint, a breakpoint. It's
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: like your weight. It's like I can only get so big,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: and I got to go on back to the gym.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Right now I'm on the top dollar. So now it's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: like that with your finances. You want to keep yourself
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: because you gotta understand something. If God blesses you to
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: get to a certain point, why would you go back? Right? Yeah,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: why would you go back? You know, and you gotta
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: understand it. You go, okay, while been there, done that.
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  Speaker 1: I know what it's like to live mouth to mouth
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  Speaker 1: check to check and not say it takes a long
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: time to stop living check to check. I want you
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: to understand it, So don't feel bad if you do,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: because it takes a lot. Even if after you make
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: a lot of money, you still be living check to
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: check a lot of times because you still you're trying
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: to get a lot of things, acquire a lot of things.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: It's hard, but you want to try to get Once
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: you cross a certain threshold, you want to try to
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: stay on that side of it, Kevin nine. And there
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: you may dip in low, but you want to try
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: to get back, so fight as hard as you can.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: That's a good question. Okay, here's my question. How much
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: and what should you invest in? What's a good investment
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: right now? Well, land is always landing property. It's always
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: a good investment because it's always an appreciable asset. Cars
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: are not an appreciable asset. Don't think you've invested in
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: there's nothing. Yeah, land and property always appreciates because somebody's
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: gonna always want that land or somebody will always need
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: a house. Now, does that include like a condo, things
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: like just yes, condos, apartments, a home, a piece of land.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: If you buy a piece of land with the intent
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: to build on it one day, just having that land,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: I promise you in a couple of years that land
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be worth more than you pay for and somebody
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: will be willing to give you more. That is the guaranteed. Now,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: there are some more things that you can invest in,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: stocks and things, but that's always a little bit more risky, ye, risky,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: always a little bit more risky. But there are safe stocks,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: you know, there are stocks that ain't going nowhere. You
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: know that's expensive cold successful products ain't going nowhere. You know,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: general electric going nowhere since before we were here. Yeah,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: certain things most Steve Harden Mota show. Right after that,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: you're listening, This is when you realize you're not good
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: at cheating, and it's when you get caught. As soon
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: as you get caught, I'm always well, I wasn't good
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: at it this time. I've never been good at but
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: just one time. Yeah, I'm at my place. You know,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: got my little place is a you know, I got
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: faked for all on the couch and everything, got my
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: little got my little pictures on the wall, my seat,
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  Speaker 1: my album, you know the album, got the albums on
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  Speaker 1: the wall. Man, I'm sitting at chit chatting, you know.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: We listen to some loofa loof we some looph All
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, a brick comes through the window, right,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: what right? Like this is normal with with his It
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  Speaker 1: didn't have a note on it, so I had it
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  Speaker 1: didn't have Nobody threw a brick through your windows. And
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: it was a nice side of brick, right, not a rock.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't say a rock. This was a brick. Well,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: I'm here to jail. You Nothing changes the mood in
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: a room like a brick coming through your window and
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: your albums and all that. Forget all that, right, I
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: can't hear outside. I still didn't know who. Bring your
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: own lass out in You ain't gonna buy that though
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  Speaker 1: you still hear the rude number one never got you
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  Speaker 1: never go outside, and it killed. No, you don't go outside,
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  Speaker 1: But it changed the mood of the inside. So I
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: couldn't go outside, and I had nothing inside because inside
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: now I wasn't naked. I wasn't naked, but what was
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: inside left So she left because that changed the mood
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: right there. When you're hit, when you hit, when you
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: see a brick and then bring your lass outside. But
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: when you saw the brick, you had no idea. I
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: kind of had an idea. Who drew the brick? But
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: the move has changed. So that was that's my confession. Wow,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: mine ain't that bad. I was young man about twenty two,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: so I started dating this girl that worked at four.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: So I finally took a long time got her to
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  Speaker 1: go out to dinner with me. I went to this
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: restaurant up on Northfield called Brown Derby. We walked into
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  Speaker 1: Brown derby. I got my little Prudy, ain't suit on everything.
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  Speaker 1: We sit down at the table. I'm sitting there, man,
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  Speaker 1: big thick knock, come a little frowing everything. You know,
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  Speaker 1: how you feel somebody standing? Yeah, it was kind of
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: dimly lit in there. So when my eyes adjusted, I
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: look and the other girl I'm dating, it's in there
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: with her mama dinner. And she just standing at me,
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  Speaker 1: looking at you. I'm talking about man, upside my head
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  Speaker 1: her mama back to me. Now, i'd have been over
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: that house man thirty time. I know. You know, she
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  Speaker 1: staring at me. So I looked across through these little
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  Speaker 1: vase with the flowers in it. You just thought I
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  Speaker 1: was in the jungle somewhere. I look around and made
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  Speaker 1: our contact. I jerked my head so I would look
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  Speaker 1: out of no more, I said the man. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know what to do. Man, I'm young. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: work this out. So I said, man, I gotta do something.
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  Speaker 1: So I got up. She looked dead at me. As
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  Speaker 1: soon as I got up and walked towards the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Here she comes. So when I got ready to make
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  Speaker 1: the left to turn into the bathroom, I just kind
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: of peeked back and see if she was there with
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  Speaker 1: a mama. She was halfway across the restaurant, so I
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  Speaker 1: ain't make the left straight on out my car. I
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: parked a long way from the restacause restaurant was crowded,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: so I'm on the other end. I walked out the
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  Speaker 1: restaurant and just walked to the corner and crossed the street.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: All I hear Steve, Steve act like I ain't here.
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  Speaker 1: Get now, guess what I did? Okay, what did you think?
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  Speaker 1: I went back to get the car. You're listening show?
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's countdown has begun. It's almost the fourth
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  Speaker 1: of July. I can't wait. I'm really looking forward to
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: the fourth of July. Yeah, okay, I'm doing something special
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: that I want all of y'all to come to. What
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: what you're doing before the fourth y'all gonna have a
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: pre party kind of more like more private. Okay, this
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: is the third Yeah, so to this evening? Can we
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  Speaker 1: all get to I want to do because it's my
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  Speaker 1: first time trying. But if I could do a naked barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Can you go? What's the
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  Speaker 1: what aren't you you might get burned. Normally when you
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  Speaker 1: get when you go to barbecues, what happens? You wasting
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: barbecue sauce all on you something, getting all on your clothes? Right,
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  Speaker 1: kind of eat barbecue clean? Yeah, you're right, you're right
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  Speaker 1: us just bumps. Surely in college. Come no, we won't
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  Speaker 1: be I'm not coming over there to your house to sit.
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  Speaker 1: Not not that information. It's something. I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: it is, Tommy, I'm your boy. We talked, we talked
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  Speaker 1: earlier this week. What we talked about. We talked about
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  Speaker 1: what you say, surely that they had in California. Didn't
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: they ride on the bus the naked bike ride? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was worldwide, worldwide. Last week I start our own
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  Speaker 1: naked barbeque annually. Oh no, this wasn't. But what would
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: you do that? What do you do at a naked barbie.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be grilling, Nick, you're gonna be eating what.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I agree, m Nikken, I'm not gonna look over my
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: show to look at the grill. And you won't hear this.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Hand me one of those links. That's out. That's out.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of than Steve Harby Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Hay Morning Show. All right, y'all, we food number one
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  Speaker 1: and number two. Just hell, we did something together. We
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  Speaker 1: got them all. We went together. Why wouldn't fool and food?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't we do something together? Why wouldn't we work? Now?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: What is it? Y'all gonna tell us? No? These are
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: things you want to say to your mate that you
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: really can't, but you really can't. Every man in a
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: relationship at one point has wanted to say these things.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Watch yourself, watch yourself and careful. Feel free to jump
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: in and throw yours because you got something, you got something,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: you got something. Yeah, let me let me start it off,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: because this, this is what started this whole thing. If
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: you got a hang nail on your foot, don't don't
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: don't rub that up against man. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, how you don't know that? Scratching everything?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: What I mean? I can't say it at home? I
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: can't say it. You can't say it. You just okay,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: We'll go ahead and go. Okay, she like it cold,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: I like it hot? Okay. At some point we're gonna
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: have to pick separ big you feel me? I mean,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: we can't just sit here and both be just depressed
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: like this. You said this. No, no, he didn't say this.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: No he has not said no. He ain't gonna say it. No,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: he ain't gonna you know what he's understand. I know
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: it's sexy to throw your legs across, man, but let
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  Speaker 1: me just tell you something. When we first met, when
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: we first like hooked up, that leg was a lot lighter.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean right there, right there, That's
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Getting in trouble. That's I'm just saying,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna stay that long. That's I love you.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: But that leg is look, I hate him everything, Yeah, fibrous,
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  Speaker 1: you know, not as light as it was. When it's
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: a weight on that that leg is cutting off My
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: help me help. I'm like about to lose. I'm already
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: die better. I need you need Okay, okay, okay, listen,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: y'all know how here that we got to get up.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: You know how we get you go. You know when
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: you're getting up this early and your mate, it's listen,
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  Speaker 1: when you come to the bedroom and you're eating something,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta eat quiet food. Okay, you need to get
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get you some apple socks, okay, some pudding,
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  Speaker 1: some mashed potato. Okay, let me tell yourself, chips, not y'all,
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  Speaker 1: that's just out to quatch you. It's out to quash
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  Speaker 1: I bet you don't say this. Oh yeah, I wish
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  Speaker 1: you would one. I see it on your right. Here,
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  Speaker 1: My mama can show you how to fix it. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to all right, Steve, here we are, last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day. It's been a good day. Wow. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of things. Yeah, a lot of things we talked
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  Speaker 1: about today. All right, Steve, time for you to take
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  Speaker 1: us home with some words of wisdom. Closing remarks. Take
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  Speaker 1: it away, well, my remarks today, um all in the
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  Speaker 1: light of encouraging everybody. And I've decided to refresh all
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  Speaker 1: of my remarks in the morning and in closing because
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  Speaker 1: it's uh, it's time to get a new commitment that
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  Speaker 1: I've got to make towards twenty nineteen, and one of
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  Speaker 1: them is two in courage as many people as I can.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to do this, but I have to
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  Speaker 1: do this. You know what I'm saying. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: to do it because people can say, well, Steve, you know,
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  Speaker 1: going about your beers and man, don't ware about that.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that. I can't. I have to do
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  Speaker 1: what's put on my heart to do, and I may
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  Speaker 1: not be as effective as a lot of people. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm definitely not the most eloquent speaker of all. I
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  Speaker 1: promise you I'm not. But I have a unique way
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  Speaker 1: of sharing my experiences and it's my only hope is
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  Speaker 1: not for you to think anything of me, but to
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  Speaker 1: see if you can see yourself in anything that I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe use some of the twols I've used and
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  Speaker 1: some of the thoughts I've used to get me through
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  Speaker 1: some really really challenging moments in my life. And I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to you about planning today. As you
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  Speaker 1: plan out your life, you plan out your week, you
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  Speaker 1: set your goals, your dreams, your aspirations. You have this
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  Speaker 1: plan in place, I want you to do one thing
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  Speaker 1: if you haven't already doing it. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: put God in these plans. Man, I'm just being serious
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  Speaker 1: with you. You know, Look, you don't have to follow
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  Speaker 1: my faith. I don't push that. I don't What your
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  Speaker 1: faith is is, what your faith is, what you call God,
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  Speaker 1: you call God. I'm absolutely fine with it. The name
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  Speaker 1: that you'd attached to him is none of my business.
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  Speaker 1: It's not my call, it's yours. But you do have
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  Speaker 1: to have this relationship with God, and you can call
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  Speaker 1: him Jehovah, our Live. You can call anything you want to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I don't know all of them, but you
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  Speaker 1: could pick anyone you want. It works if it works
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  Speaker 1: for you. I want you to make it work for you.
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  Speaker 1: When you make your plans, when you're out there planning,
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  Speaker 1: put some God in it. Now, listen to me. Try
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  Speaker 1: to view every day as an adventure of this plan
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  Speaker 1: that you've mapped out. But in this plan, when you
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  Speaker 1: include God and you ask him to help God and
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  Speaker 1: order your steps as you follow the plan, it takes
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of pressure off of you. See what
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  Speaker 1: I've done is especially this year. I made a conscientious
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  Speaker 1: decision to say to my creator, order my steps, show
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  Speaker 1: me what to do. Remove all fear and moments of
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  Speaker 1: fret when difficulties are challenges come in front of me.
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  Speaker 1: When I hear the know, when I hear this what
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do and it's not doesn't seem like it's
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  Speaker 1: in my best interest. I have a plan because I'm
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  Speaker 1: letting him drive because I just have the belief that
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  Speaker 1: he didn't bring me this father leave me. So with
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  Speaker 1: that in mind, I'm simply putting him in all of
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  Speaker 1: my plans him guide me. So when the difficulties come,
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  Speaker 1: I know that he's in charge. I ask him to
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  Speaker 1: make me attentive, to pay attention to the flows of life,
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  Speaker 1: to trust that he's with me with the flows of life,
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  Speaker 1: that when it gets unbearable at time, to just let
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  Speaker 1: him hold me. You know, because I really do appreciate
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  Speaker 1: this day call life, that we have this life in
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  Speaker 1: the day of this daycall life. I love it, man.
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  Speaker 1: I love waking up. I love experiencing life. I know
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be challenging, but I like it. And I
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  Speaker 1: just know that He's with me every single step of
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  Speaker 1: the way. So when them steps that I'm taking look
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  Speaker 1: a little shaky and it looked like I'm falling and stumbling,
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  Speaker 1: I always know he got me because at the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of my plan, I put him in it, and I
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  Speaker 1: already understand, like I was talking to y'all the other day,
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  Speaker 1: that life is going to happen to all of us.
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  Speaker 1: Your greatest plan and your greatest attempts at success and happiness.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna run up into this thing called life. And
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  Speaker 1: life has its evan flows, its peaks, as valleys, as
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  Speaker 1: ups and downs. But y'all, we got to hang in there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep saying it to you this year because
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  Speaker 1: I want you to hang in there. Man, Stop panicking
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  Speaker 1: every time something go wrong. It's called life. Stop tripping
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  Speaker 1: when it don't go your way, It's called life. Keep
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  Speaker 1: talking to God. He has a plan for you. And
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  Speaker 1: in these plans that are going to be tested. See
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  Speaker 1: if you say you want to be successful, and you
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  Speaker 1: say you want to be happy, you're gonna get tested
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  Speaker 1: along the way. How bad do you want to be successful?
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  Speaker 1: To listen to me, let me show you what I've learned.
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  Speaker 1: If your plan is to be successful, and you strike
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  Speaker 1: out to become successful, and then bad stuff happens to you,
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  Speaker 1: and then every time something bad that happens to you,
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  Speaker 1: you fold up your tent and you go home, well,
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  Speaker 1: guess what, you didn't pass the tests. So even if
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  Speaker 1: God allowed you, or you got successful, as soon as
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  Speaker 1: something happened after you become successful, guess what you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna fold up to ten and go home. So
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  Speaker 1: why would he give you all this success and you
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to take care of it. You learn
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  Speaker 1: how to take care of success by learning how to
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  Speaker 1: take care of the situations that get in front of you.
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  Speaker 1: That's called test. You gotta get to learn how to
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  Speaker 1: handle a these tests. You gotta get tested. So when
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  Speaker 1: you get through where you're going and you get the
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  Speaker 1: results of your hard work the test, you pass the test,
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  Speaker 1: so you can now hold on to it. It's really
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  Speaker 1: that simple. I'm gonna keep talking to y'all though. Those
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: are my remarks for today. Drop it, Steve have a
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