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Memorial Day Best of - 05.29.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: more like the million buck things in it coubings do
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  Speaker 1: me good it Steve Guy listening to mo together for stum, Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join h joined me be doing me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn, you gotta turn to turn turn, got to
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  Speaker 1: turn out to turn the water to the water. Go
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  Speaker 1: come come on your back, I shall will. Good morning everybody,
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, come on, dig me nw
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  Speaker 1: one It only Steve Harley got a radio show? How
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  Speaker 1: good is God? Man? Sometimes I just I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I just trip on it. Sometimes I think of all
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  Speaker 1: of all the mistakes I've made, man, all the bad
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  Speaker 1: decisions I came up with. Boy, I didn't came up
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  Speaker 1: with a truckload of them, y'all for real. And it's
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy man just keeps allowing me to exist
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  Speaker 1: and allows you to exist too. See if you're listening,
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  Speaker 1: if you can hear me, then you know you've been
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  Speaker 1: allowed to exist also. And you know you you've been
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  Speaker 1: through grace and mercy, allowed to steal be here in
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  Speaker 1: spite of you know, um, a lot of decisions we
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  Speaker 1: may cause us to be in the predicaments when I
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  Speaker 1: think we all are dult enough to realize that, or
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  Speaker 1: I would hope so. Anyway, you know, it's amazing when
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  Speaker 1: you meet people who when every time time something wrong
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  Speaker 1: with them, it's always somebody else's fault. They did this
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  Speaker 1: to me, or they did that to me, or somebody
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  Speaker 1: said this and this caused this, and I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get nobody I can trust, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why. You know, if you peel back the banana, oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: really you can always find a role that you had
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  Speaker 1: in every situation. Now, I'm not saying that there are
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  Speaker 1: not things that are perchance that come upon you, because
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  Speaker 1: now some evil people out there to just do stuff
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  Speaker 1: till you ain't done nothing. I ain't talking about that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about if you really peel back to banana,
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  Speaker 1: we've made decisions. Oftentimes they get us in the predicament.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you're in a bad relationship, you know,
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  Speaker 1: remember somewhere in the beginning you pick that person, So
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  Speaker 1: you know you do have to remember that part of it,
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  Speaker 1: your role in it. Why why Lord, you keep sending
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  Speaker 1: these people my way. Excuse me, God didn't send nobody
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  Speaker 1: your way. Try to remember you pick them. Just try
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  Speaker 1: to remember that part and so in owning up to
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  Speaker 1: your end of the deal. Here's what helped me the
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  Speaker 1: most in my life with my mistakes, my errors, my flaws,
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  Speaker 1: my failures. This is what helped me the most. It's
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  Speaker 1: the fact that God is forgiving. And God is a
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  Speaker 1: god of second, third, fourth, fifth, six chances. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he'll give you chance after chance. If God was God
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  Speaker 1: just gave you one chance, we'd all be sunk. If
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  Speaker 1: he just gave you two times to get it wrong,
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  Speaker 1: we'd all be sunk, all of us. But He is
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  Speaker 1: a forgiving god on so many levels a thousand times,
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  Speaker 1: one thousand times, a thousands. If it's necessary, he'll forgive you.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Now, there's also some consequences with our actions
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  Speaker 1: that should cause us to straighten up and not have
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  Speaker 1: to be forgiven for the same thing ten thousand times now.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, you know, if you got had
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  Speaker 1: to get set down for a major major felony, a
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  Speaker 1: major major crime, and you gotta sit down for a
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  Speaker 1: do some time, that time is supposed to give you
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  Speaker 1: a moment of pause, where when you get out, you
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  Speaker 1: don't do that one again, you know, you know, something
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  Speaker 1: like that. So I'm not talking about the extreme, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking about, you know, the mistakes and errors
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  Speaker 1: that we make in life. I think his grace and mercy,
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  Speaker 1: the way that He forgives us allows us to get
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  Speaker 1: back up here. It is the thing that has really
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  Speaker 1: really helped me. If you don't let your mistakes bog
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  Speaker 1: you down, if you don't let your sins, your mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: your errors, your slip ups, your mess ups, if you
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  Speaker 1: don't let it break you down, if you don't let
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  Speaker 1: it define you, and if you don't let it stop you.
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  Speaker 1: That's the greatest gift, one of the greatest gifts you
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  Speaker 1: can get from God. That is not allowing all of
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  Speaker 1: your mistakes to stop you from forward progress, to bog
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  Speaker 1: you down, to make you later all well, I guess
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  Speaker 1: saying if I did that, I guess I must not
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  Speaker 1: be no good. Listen, we didn't all done that some
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  Speaker 1: form of that. See, sin is sin in God's eyes.
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  Speaker 1: That's the cool thing, you know, so you know where
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  Speaker 1: at least I ain't there, So I ain't that type
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  Speaker 1: of person. Hey they did this, Hey, hey man, sin
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  Speaker 1: and seeing the God. You know, we all we all
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  Speaker 1: fall short somewhere alund along the line, but you can't
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  Speaker 1: let it bog you down to the point where it
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  Speaker 1: stops you or it defined you. Because the reason that
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  Speaker 1: the mistakes can't define you is because we are all
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  Speaker 1: a work in progress and that we all have made mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: but we all learned from the mistakes, and the mistakes
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  Speaker 1: and the failures are often very valuable gained experiences along
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  Speaker 1: the way, and that's what they fall. You know, Look,
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  Speaker 1: when you're a little baby and you start learning how
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  Speaker 1: to walk, when you first let go of that coffee table,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna make it all the way over there.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna fall, sit down, and then you're just gonna
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  Speaker 1: crawl on over there. Well, then after a while you
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  Speaker 1: know somebody to get on the other end, and they
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  Speaker 1: call you, and you take a couple of steps and
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  Speaker 1: you almost get there, and your fall and then you
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  Speaker 1: crawl the rest of the the way. Well, if the fact
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  Speaker 1: that you let go of the coffee table as a
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  Speaker 1: baby and you fail, if you if that's what defined you,
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  Speaker 1: we'd all be crawling today. But that didn't define you.
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  Speaker 1: That was a valuable learned gained experience alone the way
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  Speaker 1: to taught you this, and life is full of those falls.
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  Speaker 1: Now they become a lot more severe at the older
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  Speaker 1: you get, they become a lot more They come with
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  Speaker 1: a lot more consequences the older you get. But it's
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  Speaker 1: the fall, it's the same. It's still the fault. You fail,
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  Speaker 1: you fail, and the thing of it is that that
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  Speaker 1: allows you to get back up as God is forgiving
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  Speaker 1: and if you don't, if you take accept the forgiveness,
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  Speaker 1: you can move on. What a lot of people do
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  Speaker 1: and what they think when I'm trying to get it
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  Speaker 1: to the day is when you make a mistake and
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  Speaker 1: you ask God for forgiveness and he forgives you, you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to allow other people to bog you down
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  Speaker 1: with that mistake. Every time they see you, they bring
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  Speaker 1: it up. They want to hold you accountable to your
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  Speaker 1: flaws and your mistakes. No no, no, no no no
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  Speaker 1: no no no. You have got to let it go.
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  Speaker 1: If God has forgiven you, but some people won't, then
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  Speaker 1: you'll maybe you'll just move away from them. People see,
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  Speaker 1: because it's people. If you if you let people define
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  Speaker 1: you by a mistake you made, that's their way of
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  Speaker 1: not allowing you to move on, not allowing you to
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  Speaker 1: say you've grown from that, or not allowing you to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: well that changed me. That's the thing in my life
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  Speaker 1: that taught me the lesson I needed to learn. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got people trying to beat me up about my
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  Speaker 1: past all the time. I refuse to allow that to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Because if God has forgiven me for my mistake, for
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  Speaker 1: my sins, for my flaws, then who are they? Who
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  Speaker 1: are they to keep they go they're gonna keep writing
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  Speaker 1: about it. No, no, no, no, man, you can go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and write about it, but they ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with me. Congratulations, great story. And you got
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  Speaker 1: to understand that the same way. And then see the
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  Speaker 1: second part of it is the reason that I'm able
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  Speaker 1: to move on is when somebody strikes me, somebody do
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  Speaker 1: dirt on me, I've learned to forgive them a lot
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  Speaker 1: faster now, so so I can be forgiven. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there's a line in the Lord's Prayer that says, forgive
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  Speaker 1: us our trust passes, as we forgive those who trust
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  Speaker 1: pass against us, Or some some people say forgive us
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  Speaker 1: our debts, as we forgive our debt us. That I've
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  Speaker 1: had it both ways, but my favorite is forgive us.
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  Speaker 1: Our trust passes as we forgive those who trust pass
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  Speaker 1: against us. So that means when I go to God,
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  Speaker 1: I am asking God to forgive my trust passes. Now
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  Speaker 1: you what you're asking God to do, it's forgive you
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  Speaker 1: when you trestpass, when you cross the line, when you
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  Speaker 1: go outside the morality clause, when when you don't, when
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  Speaker 1: you commit us, when you do something wrong to somebody,
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  Speaker 1: when you hurt somebody's feeling, you're asking God to forgive you.
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  Speaker 1: But then the prayer is to forgive us. Our trust
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  Speaker 1: passes as we forgive those who trust pass against us.
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  Speaker 1: So when somebody come to you and say, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I did you wrong, I mean, man, we
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  Speaker 1: got to let out, We got to take our knee
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  Speaker 1: off their neck. So I've learned to forgive people a
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  Speaker 1: lot quicker man, And that might help you down in
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  Speaker 1: your quest to get up and move on too. Let
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  Speaker 1: somebody else get up and move on every time you
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  Speaker 1: see them. You ain't got to hate on them every
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  Speaker 1: time you see them. It ain't got to bring no
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  Speaker 1: rise up in your spirit. Hey man, I'll forgive you.
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  Speaker 1: Let it go, do don't mean, we got to be
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  Speaker 1: friends and hang out, but I forgive you. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have reaction to you no more. That might
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  Speaker 1: help too. All Right, I'm just throwing it out there.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Welcome to the Ride, y'all on this
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  Speaker 1: very very special Memorial Date Steve Harvey Show. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: tell you though, man, we got some surprises for you
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  Speaker 1: to day. Okay, let's get it cracking. They are here,
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  Speaker 1: the ladies that the Steve Harvey Morning Show, best voice
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  Speaker 1: in all the radio. Shirley Strawberry. Hey, what's happening, big daddy?
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  Speaker 1: Happy Memorial Day to you. Good morning Mommy, Mommy, Carla, Carla,
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  Speaker 1: and hey, sexy nephew Tommy. It's Memorial Day. Were barbecueling,
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  Speaker 1: duh hoo, I'm barbecuing, ripping du hood. She is here
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  Speaker 1: the Hood and straight out of preview calling from what what?
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  Speaker 1: What's in Old New Orleans? Be old bottom a old
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  Speaker 1: people from Arcasa on Shirley and neither is Shirley. You
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  Speaker 1: got some people in artice definitely. Okay, let's stop that
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  Speaker 1: d all right, Good morning, Steve Harvey, Hey, my girl,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawbery. Nephew Tommy Memorial Day? What up? Do? What up?
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  Speaker 1: No music this morning? The food king of the prank
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  Speaker 1: anything else is ignorant on this show, you ummy filthy
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  Speaker 1: red uncle for Shirley Starbury calling the juke box for real?
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  Speaker 1: If Memore Day, Baby, we're gonna make a do what
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  Speaker 1: the dude? Yeah yeah yeah, Junior morning? Uh yeah, all
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  Speaker 1: right now Tommy, don't like that, big God. Some people
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  Speaker 1: just would not get their own damn uncle. You know
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: why when this one sitting right here that ain't yours?
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: The bloodline is different. Mmmm. Wonderful voice for radio. It
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  Speaker 1: scares people. Wonderful ignorant as old friend, that's what up?
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  Speaker 1: Mister Harvey going on? Boy oh king, how are you hey?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the radio where you can talk. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: got to day off. I'm really barbecuing at but we
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  Speaker 1: all who came up with this ignorant offing? We do
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  Speaker 1: it every year at work. But it ain't don't work,
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  Speaker 1: just barbecueing outside of the stupid we here, ain't here?
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  Speaker 1: Is it recorded? Ain't it tell everything? They live? No?
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  Speaker 1: They not. We're here. No we're not. We're at home.
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  Speaker 1: They are not there at the crib. We don't know,
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  Speaker 1: all right, We gotta. We gotta showed them we got
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  Speaker 1: a job. We're blessed for that. Thank you Lord, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you Lord. Yeah away y'all. Uh, we're gonna jam and
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: kick off the official start of summer. It's on the
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning. We got some special stuff. Y'all. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: hurt back cool, I'd be Memorial Day. Hey, you're talking
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  Speaker 1: out of your chest. I don't care. I'm excited. I
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  Speaker 1: can be excited when you get excited from the dive
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  Speaker 1: from the lady trap you shot in your life, your lady,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna live as long as I'm gonna live. Steve, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: as long as the Lord has me on the earth.
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  Speaker 1: Talk from your chest. But something though, we got that
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  Speaker 1: something funny coming up, ignorant Junior. I got onef of
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  Speaker 1: today to be told right after this. You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right, coming up right now? May Day. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what is this exactly, Steve, Steve, you said it. If
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: you know human, Me and Jay Man we met each
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  Speaker 1: other back eighty six. Man, you know what you know?
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  Speaker 1: Cell phones, right, So what we had to do was
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  Speaker 1: like whenever we wanted to talk to each other, he
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  Speaker 1: had an answer machine and I had answered. So we
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  Speaker 1: have to call each other answer machine because you know, comedians,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you check your answer machine three photons because
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  Speaker 1: it's probably to give so you always calling, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and back in the day, you could punch in the
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  Speaker 1: code and hear your message, play it back, go to
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  Speaker 1: the next one, skip, you know, with your little touchtone phone.
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  Speaker 1: And so Jay and I developed a system where if
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  Speaker 1: we really needed to talk to each other and it
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  Speaker 1: was important, we go may day, may day. Then we
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  Speaker 1: say the number we was gonna be at between four hours.
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  Speaker 1: It could be a pay phone at a gas station,
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  Speaker 1: pay phone on the corner, you know, just wherever we knew.
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  Speaker 1: And then the other person, wherever he was, would find
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  Speaker 1: the time doing that window to get to the phone
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  Speaker 1: and call him at that number. Okay, And so that's
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  Speaker 1: what I had. Some of the worst may days probably well,
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  Speaker 1: yeah mine. I had this habit of writing down where
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  Speaker 1: I played, you know, and writing about you know the show,
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  Speaker 1: how the show win, and I write my jokes and
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  Speaker 1: who I was weird. Yeah, that was not good. That
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  Speaker 1: was not good. I used to keep this book close
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  Speaker 1: to me, real close to me, like where's my book?
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  Speaker 1: I gotta have my book? Well, those other person found
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  Speaker 1: the book. Was this other person female. She found the
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  Speaker 1: book and even though the spelling was bad, she she
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  Speaker 1: just saved all of the soul. The next thing for
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  Speaker 1: me to do was to call Steve maybe, and you
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  Speaker 1: had to wait for him to call you back, because
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I mean back, I'm going through it, right, I mean
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  Speaker 1: talking to my boy right now. So I'm to pay
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  Speaker 1: phone waiting. I'm waiting you don't call, I will go
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  Speaker 1: about then I go to the next phone call him again.
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  Speaker 1: He got a call and check his messages to call
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  Speaker 1: me back. So when he finally called me, all I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: he knew about the book. All I said was she
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  Speaker 1: found the book and I heard click. Like what all
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I said was she found the book. I can't help
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  Speaker 1: you nothing, there's nothing. She found the book. Done. She
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  Speaker 1: found the book. Man, Oh my god, uh may Day, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the worst man. So that's what it was about. That's
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  Speaker 1: how we did it back in the day. You know.
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  Speaker 1: So these comics talk the day about you know, the
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  Speaker 1: Internet and getting busted like that, tweeting and stuff like that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: we paid our dudes back in the day. We paid
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  Speaker 1: our dudes. I know who did. We pave the way seriously,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: cheating wasn't easy back in the day. Somebody had to
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  Speaker 1: do it, though, somebody had But you have you have
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: more may days in Ski? Oh, I have way more
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: may days. You answered the phone. Yeah, Steve had a
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  Speaker 1: couple may days. Oh yeah, I want to hear. It's
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  Speaker 1: got time. Come on. So I was and eight dating
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  Speaker 1: this girl. Man, it was like twenty four. Oh, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: you remember day. Yes, I didn't know it because I
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  Speaker 1: was just going in town. I lead her, she got it,
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  Speaker 1: she got boyfriend h and uh the dude called me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I mean, I mean, I mean he didn't
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  Speaker 1: call me. He saw me somewhere and he left a
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  Speaker 1: note on my car and he said, uh, when I
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: see you, I'm whooping your age. Well, you know, look, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine and good. You know, I'm twenty eight. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in nice shape. I'm twenty eight, still had my fighting skills,
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  Speaker 1: real sharp. But if I don't know who you are,
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  Speaker 1: you could surprise me and I could move because I'm
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  Speaker 1: speaking to you. Why he's throwing punch. Oh yeah, So
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  Speaker 1: I said, I didn't want to get in the car
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  Speaker 1: because I thought the dude was somewhere watching me. Were
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  Speaker 1: gonna s so I went over to the payphone bay day.
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  Speaker 1: So I had to stand that payphone for six hours
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  Speaker 1: to Jane called his machine. So I'm hastening back and
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  Speaker 1: potato chips. I mean, you know, little budget items that
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  Speaker 1: laught like. I'm visit. But I'm standing talking lot looking
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  Speaker 1: for somebody that's gonna walk upon me. I just needed
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  Speaker 1: Jay to know where I was going case something happened, man,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: and I had to tell him the whole story. Some
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  Speaker 1: Jay finally called me. He said, Man, what's up? I said, Man, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do. Man, you know the girl I was seeing?
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  Speaker 1: He said yeah. I said, she got a boyfriend. He says,
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  Speaker 1: what that got to do with us? Many? Right? I said,
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  Speaker 1: He put the note on. He said he gonna so
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  Speaker 1: he know the car I got. Jay said, for your
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  Speaker 1: next gig as I said, missip He said, started driving night.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thanks. Dog got in the car head of
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  Speaker 1: the Mississippi. Now I told him where I was going
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  Speaker 1: to Mississippi. I said, Dog, get to take me about
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  Speaker 1: seven hours to get that. You don't hear from me
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  Speaker 1: in seven hours? He got me friends girl, this, her
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend were gonna way back Cadillac seats. Man made da
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and I was hoping that the guy would get him
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: and then I could get that gigs you're listening show.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I am Veacon deaf Jam as you know, um past
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: the motown is in route right now. He'll be here momentarily.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: But of course I am Deacon deaf Jam as you know,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: um Past the Motown is in route right now. He'll
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: be here momentarily. But of course the one, the one
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: and only Deacon add Noid is here. Good morning, are
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: you can you make to this this morning? I got
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: my mouth closed with my breathing hormayr mouth closed, it's
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: completely closed. Could you before we get started, could you
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: just has to tell us what's around with you. It's
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: not sight. It's in case you think that it's just
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: a birth defect, no signs. No, there's nothing there. There's
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: nothing there that it checked and there's nothing there. I've
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: loved to the doctor and come back and he said,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you know what, there's nothing there. And so I'm saying
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: to you, there's that. You're saying, you're clear, completely clear.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: This is a This is a good day for me
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: today something Some days are breathed heavier than today. Today.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: It's a very good day. Have you been. He was
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: in throat back that hell out down that really scared
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: me right there. Yeah, he dropped that reverand now yeah,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine. Things good, I'm good, I'm good.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Is it a breathing machine? Done? It all sounds like
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: you don't have the will You get used to it?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: You do, you know, I'm second week, but maybe a
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: couple of years you get used to cheat. Well, do
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you think used to keep your mouth open? Okay, I'll
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: try that. I'm trying. I never have tried that. It's
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: good to your open trave open. You're open suggestion. Man,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: that's worse that you can de can add. No, I'm
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: sorry you can't think you get my thoughts together. Listen,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: we do have some church complaints. Do you think you
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: could make it breathe? It's just one of them. Okay, yeah,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: let me get started here. Um, it's our annual foot
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: washing day coming Saturday, and uh we need you are
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: passed of Motown to speak privately with brothers. Titus Callaway.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know it, Reverendady, but his
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: left foot has only one big toe and one little toe.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: There are no toe hold in between those two. So
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: h no, no toes in between the big toe and
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: the little toe. Is that what you're saying? He has
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the big one and the letter one, he definitely should not. Well,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: that's when I'm saying, definitely not open to sandals. Definitely,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: that is a that's a weird look. You're talking about
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: something that slides around your foot down the bottom and
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: flip flops are out. Why wouldn't you wear open toes?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Sadles that we need you a top with him, speak
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: with him, Okay, I can do that, and now I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: stay with me. Yes, I'm following you. Yes, because he
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: comes every year to get his feet washed, and nobody
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: wants to wash him. Understand because she was because between
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: them here, I'm here, between the big, big one and
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: the letter one. It's coming though, to hurry up, it's coming.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: You get quiet. I don't know when you fell off.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I don't you scan me? What do you do between
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: the account like one? All right? Here was another one?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I as you know the the the death choir song
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: this past Sunday, Um we gonna need you, are reverend.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: No time to communicate with them that there's only one
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: person leading a song. They all trying to sing lead
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: and not, and the rest need to be on the chorus.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: This is not good. This is the death choir, and
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: we need one of you all to speak with him.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Some one should speak to the death. No, I'm suggestion loud,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: just as you go in the very loud. Yo, it's
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: only one of y'all. Is that gonna be your approach
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: to talking to the death? Cry? You have the blood
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: right now? When I'm asking you something, where do you go?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Just you hear me? You hear me? To stop breathing.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay. If I stopped for more than third minutes,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: didn't call someone a minute? All right? Ben called someone?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Sim good? All right? We have another situation. Listen here,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I send it two year old our very own sister
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: isabel A Lowbody, who has been selling moonshine out of
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: her backyard for years. It is now over the Communion ministry.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: We have reasons for it to believe. This is why
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: everyone is knocked out sleep halfway through service and stumbling
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: out of church after the benediction. Now somebody gonna have
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: to talk to sister Elizabeth Lowbody. I speak to her.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't get a couple of jobs with that? First of all,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: they still call it moonshine. They really do itself and
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: it's called yes they do. What do they call us?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: What's her last name? Lowbody? Nah? Huh, that's her name here,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: last name strawberry? Nobody. Do you work at the strawberry plantation?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Plantation right with me, in the middle of what we're doing.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: They have strawberry plantations In case you didn't know it, well,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't come from one. All right, this is now hurry,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: reverendad No, this is a complaint about past the Motown Deacon,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Deacon Kirby, Deane squad Pump. You're listening morning show. All right,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: it's not looking good. I mean, we can all agree
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: on this. It is not looking good for the president
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah. So our question for everyone is have
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: you ever been fired? Because there is talk of impeachment,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: firing him, all of that. Have you ever been fired?
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: And what did you do? Let's start with you, mister Harvey.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Have I ever been fired? Yeah? Yeah? Have I ever been?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: By the hell I had to get into comedy. I
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: can't catch I know, I got fired man because I
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: just couldn't. No. I never you know, I don't take
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: orders good. I've never been the guy that wanted the boss.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Every time I had an employer, I would look at him,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: and in two weeks I never understood why this person
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: was in charge of me. I just never got it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I've been fined. I've been fired for a lot of reasons.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: One time I got fired because I had a giant
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: to cleaning john. You know, I was vacuuming and you know,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: shampooing carvers on floors right before opening up my carb
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: cleaning company. And the cleaning company that the lady came
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: in and ran it and handed me some gloves and said,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: you're doing tarlets tonight? And I said doing doing toilets
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: were And she said here at this office complex. And
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I went in the bathroom and it's about, you know,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: about four toilets in them, and I don't. I don't
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: do tarlets even back then. I'm not I'm not cleaning
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: the tarlet. It's nothing wrong with it. Nothing, I'm not knocking.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I'm above it. I just got a thing I don't
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: want to clean no toilet. People that do that, I
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: ain't got no problem. And some great people out there
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: earn a living. I'm not knocking that, but I'm I'm
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: not cleaning toilet I don't want to, and so I
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: just stood in there. I washed out the face bowl. Now,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I mopped it everything, and I sprayed some spray on everything,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: and I came out. So it was her company, you know.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: So she went in there to check everything after them,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: and she said, I don't believe these toilets have been cleaned?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Did you clean them? I said, to the best of
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: my ability? And she said, well, maybe your abilities wasn't
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: good enough. I said, well, how would you like it done?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: She said, well, it just doesn't seem like anything. But
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I think you just sprinkle the disinfecting them because it
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: foamed up, and I think that's all you did. I said, well, yes, ma'am,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: but you know I did the best. She said. You
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: take a brush, you scrubble into the rim and you
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: scrubbed down the side. That's when it's cleaned. You take
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: that scrub bush you're going up. That's why you had
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: these rubber gloves. Then you take these disinfectant cloths and
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you wipe them off down and get all up under
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the seat. I said, right there, right there, all up
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: under the seat. Okay, you're talking about what people ask me.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: She said, yeah, And what is wrong with that. I said, ma'am.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I did the best I could. She said, well, you
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: don't need to be working here because you're gonna be
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: on toilets from now. I took the rubber gloves off.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I said, thank you for the opportunity, ma'am. She said no, no, no, no, no,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: don't quit. You're fired. I said, well, I can take
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: it either way. I ain't doing any damn toilets difference.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: That was it, man, That was That was my first job.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I got fired from. Oh wow, well, second job, second
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: second job. A bunch of times, A lot of times.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't mind having people over me, but I always
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: trying to found a slick way to deal with it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: So I'm working in this clothing store. I wasn't a
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: tailor at that time. It was my job to make
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: sure they're putting new suits up. And Steve would tell
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: his suits coming big boxes, huge boxes, okay, big enough
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: that if you need a break, you could get in
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: a box and go to sleep and nobody would know
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: you were in the box, right unless they heard you
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: snoring in the box. The box here, Yeah, I was
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: in there. I was a sleep I was out at
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: the top over it, and somebody came back and said,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: there's a neat bro one one of these boxers is snoring, snores,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: and so you can look and see me in the box, right,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: And that's when I had to say clean out my
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: my locker because I was in the box sleep with
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: the lead on. So I lost that job, right, Shirley,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: you've never been fired, not that I know. Maybe one
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: time one time, but it's not funny or good. They
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: just go ahead. I worked at a pick and pay.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I was a stock clerk. And then you know when
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: they got crowded on Mother's Day, on Mother's weekend, which
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: is the first to the month, that's what they called
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: it Mother's Day weekend. That's when all the checks came out.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: That's the most crowded the grocery store in the hood. Right,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: So I had to go up and I have to bag.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I started off as a bag I was really good.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I could bag. I double bag everything. That's that's the
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: real neat package is right weight everything. So every now
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: and then we're going there. So I became a stoker,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: so I would stock the shells. And this white guy
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: named Leo worked in the dairy department. I scored there
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: and ask him questions because I wanted to work and
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: produce more than anything. Man. And so this dude named
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Leo worked in uh dairy, and I was in produced
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: talking to this old black guy that'd been running produced
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: for twenty some years. How I got the job? How
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: could I get it? You know, I'm about he's seventeen
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: years old. And the dude Leo came up and started talking.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: He said, so, what do you want to get in
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: produced for it? And I just said, well, you know, man,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I've always been interested in him. He said, look, dairy's
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: where you want to be. Come back here and I'll
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: show you. You know, We're just going back there and
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: we're talking. He's showing me all the dairy stuff now,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: like I don't won't work with that. Now, I said,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I really like produce. We're going back and forth. So
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: he got a little irritated. Not that I was knocking
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: the dairy department, It's just that I wanted to work
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: in produce. Man. I didn't really want to be putting
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: cards of milk on the shelf. I wanted to work
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: with vegetables and stuff, and and so then he kept
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: on and didn't. Finally, man, he said, oh, so what
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: is it you just all of you just enjoy picking things? Oh,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: hold on, man, what's what you mean by that? I said?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: He said, I guess it's just inherent though, you know,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I just want to pick something what Andy started? Right,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, y'all, it's time again for him.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen him. You can do better than that. Steven,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: say my name, Good morning. Everybody dance him. Eugene, Yes, you,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: it's Eugene Antwine Ferguson. Yeah, I'm get money to Anthony Brown,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Charlie Strawberry, Cala Farrow Junior, and Timmy and the leader
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: of this group. I'm Stephen Harvey. So good morning to
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: every wine. Morning butterfly flap on flap brother, morning butterfly, Jay.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: You're not speaking. Oh no, I spoke. I said, good morning.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: No I didn't hear you, Carli, because you talk morning butterfly.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Hey mean yeah, I speak good about the individually wasting town.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: What you what you want? Well, that's how we open
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the show. The show is running. But I'm not on
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: the show. When you speak in the morning, I'm not
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: like and this ain't the time for you. We all
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: know who we are. Who are you and what do
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: you want? Let me let me ask this question. Who
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: you got a town with a town. I don't like
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: your town, dog, you don't like my tone? I don't
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: like your town. Can't cut his mic? Call? Now what's up? Now?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, now, Eugie, your mic is and can't
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: nobody hear you? Now? Now you all you here is
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: my tone and we can't hear yo tone. See that's
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: the power we got up in here. Now we're gonna
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: put you back up. Put him back up, cat Ta
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: don't dude that now tame my mic out? Watch yo tone?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Why would you? He shouldn't be allowed to turn out
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: people a microphone? Cut it off. See that's what happens.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: See that right then, don't come in here, boss and
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: nobody around. This is our show. Shirley, Carla, Junior, Jay
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: and Tommy, You two Bossy and me my cutters mic
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: back up. I am a part of this, yell just
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: as well. And you didn't damn that out of that.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I'm having my Peak Yellow and Blue Barbecue party. I
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: want everyone to um and that are red, white and blue.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I do peak yellow and blue. We're doing Peak yellow
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: and blue um Barbecue Part I don't know if they're
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: making fan of meal. But anyway, the Future Brothers are
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: gonna be there. Bag in God Butterfly, do you think? Yeah,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: the Pink, Yellow and Blue Barbecue Party. The Future Brothers are,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be there. They always do all the catering
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: and they they grill everything you want. You know, they
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: have the name of the Comedians a Future then be there,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: the Future Brothers and they're dressed in future color and
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: they you know, it's sad, and they do all of
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: their cookies. Don't say that, Steve, don't say that. Hello. Anyway,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: anybody wants to come to the Pink, Yellow and Blue
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Barbecue Party. It's going down on Sunday and we're gonna
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: have a party and the Future Brothers are going to
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: be cooking. They have great quality food, oh man, the
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Future body. And they got their own special South. Their
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: souse is incredible. They got they specially made it. It's
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: all in the South, it's all in the top. But
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: they're me it's so tender, very very tender meat. That's
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: what you want. You want tender meat, and you want
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: to go South. Anyway, all right, we gotta go. Jay
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: is up next to Murder another kids, as you're listening show.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: All right, Charlie back, it's time to get it done.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: It's time to do what this boy came over here
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: to do. He doing way moding that, but you know,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: bought for one bit. He muscle his way in overhead.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Cut out all this damn talking on this there. I'm sorry.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: All right, we got a fresh one for you today, Steve.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think Shirley for coming up with the concept
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: of this Shelty Charlie Wilson song. Now, his song is Blessed.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: It's about blessed. It's about being thankful for what you got.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: My song a little different, it's about being stressed. There's
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: a lot of stressful situations out there. Do you just
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: got out of one? Just got out of one? So
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: here we go, stress, not blessed, Steve Harty money show man.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just a bundle of bad nerves. Man. I'm shaking
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: all the time. If you give me a glass of milk, man,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I give you butter back. That's how much I'm saying.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I want to go nowhere, standing house all the time.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I adn't take packages in mail. No, you don't know,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: and people scared. I don't stand in the yard. Ain't away,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: but I might do it Sunday. It's laying by my side. Damn.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I just people fighting on the freeway, crazy me and
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: the scream. I don't bother them, My God, enough on
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: my flea. I'm afraid to be laid Mary. No, I
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: might give him better. So I get high to get
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: by drinking, and I can't any night. And so we've
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: been looking my hand. You see me cry because I
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing but better love. Ask me I do
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: and I'm stressed. Yes, I put the letter D in
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the word deep russ. I always have a drobbing in
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: my hole. My Yes, I'm stressed, Yes, I'm stressed. Yes,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: don't ask me all I'm doing. I'm a mess. Yes,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: my side piece pass to pretend any jesh ever, says
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: her on my face. Yes, I'm stressed, Yes, I'm stressed. Yes,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: it's me. All I'm doing. I'm stressed. Yes, I'm put
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: good at a D in the word deep Russ. I
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: always have a drobbing in my hole. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Yes, don't ask me how I'm doing. I'm
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: a mess. Yes, the side piece past to pretend any
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: jes see a smile up on my face. Yes, we
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: do it. That is how we do it. I'm stressed.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Is that a car wreck? Car crack? Keep
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: it throbbing in my chick and it was give me
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: a glass of milk. I'm shaking my hard. I'm gonna
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: give you back. But that was a great jack. That
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: was good reason what you say. You showed us a
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: positive Yeah, shake it again. I'm sure I am all right.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Check me out, y'all com prep shell Underwood the first
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  Speaker 1: of the fourth. Uh, and I should be there. We're
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: gonna Roachell on the fourth, alright, wod Los Angeles, California. Man,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I'm stressed about that. Wow, Jay, about everything, Steve, I mean,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: things seem to be going well with you lately. Stressed
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: about anything? Yeah, a good week? Yeah, last week I
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: can understand. But this week Friday, I mean, it's more coming.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: But you know I ain't. Oh, it's more coming already.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I already know what the mission to some people is.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: But I ain't very stressed. I'm sick of some mess.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of summer. It is mess. Yes, starting to
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: look like I'm less, but all I mean sick this mess.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I wish they would get a life phone calls coming up. Yeah,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: you're listening morning show. Alight, y'all we back coming up
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: at top of that. We got strap letter. But come on, food,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: what you got? I find to get you one? Now
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you ain't ready for this? Oh? Yes, right here? Okay,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: maybe I need to do a disclaimer. You're going there. Well,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: let's hear the prank. We'll see we're here. Hello. Hello,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a carry. Yes, this is carried
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: hi carry. My name is Oliver. Oliver. You uh put
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: in an application with with the employment agency about looking
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: for some work as far as being a lifeguard for
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: the summer this coming summer. Oh yeah, I did. Okay,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: have you had much experience being a lifeguard? Yeah, I've
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: been doing this for a while out back, since I
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: was like eighteen I got my CPR certification. I've had
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: as many as like two hundred people at one time
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: watching them. So I'm good. I'm good at what I do.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, okay, Now for my understanding, you're
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: in college right now. I'm studying too. What are you studying.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm studying to be at r N and nurse. See
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: that's what I do. I love helping people, so like
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: being a lifeguard. That gives me, you know, some kind
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: of hands on experience with people outside the hospital. So
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: it's good. It's good, very good, very good. Well, i'll
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I've looked over your application and I've
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: checked everything out thoroughly, and I'm very excited about maybe
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: getting you too. I don't know if you're familiar with it,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: but public pool it's actually in subdivision. There's two pools there.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Are you familiar work, I'm familiar with it. They're they're
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: near where I live. Yeah, okay, Well, there's actually in
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the back of there's a gated community and that is
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: actually the particular property that I'm talking about you coming
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: out and working for us there at the pool site
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: for the for the whole summer. We want to start
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: actually on May first, and we want to go all
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: the way to probably the last week in August. Are
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you Are you capable of taking on a job like
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: that from Monday to Friday, And if we can get
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: you on Monday to Friday, We're gonna actually hire some
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: some more college students for for Saturday and Sunday. What
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: do you say, Oh, I say Okay, that sounds great.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Weekends off, yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off from
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: we want you from twelve to six. There's actually classes
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: that take place from ten to twelve, but from twelve
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: to six, it's open to the entire community, and we
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: want you to be the lifeguard there. The job actually
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: pays twenty five dollars an hour. Wow, you would be
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: our head lifeguard and we would we would want you
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: to be there from you know. I mean if you
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: start at twelve, we'd actually like you to get there
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: around eleven thirty, you know, just just to be prepared
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: and be the overseer and make sure the other lifeguards
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: get there on time. And you know, we'll go from there. Now.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Carry there's only one catch that that actually comes along
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: with this job that you definitely have to do and
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: carry out as far as your duties are concerned. We
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: want you to work an additional four hours from six
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: to ten at night, but it's gonna pay you fifty
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: dollars per hour, so you'll make an extra two hundred dollars.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? Man? I feel good.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, with the recession and everything, I can use
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: that money right now, especially during the summertime. Okay, now
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: here's the deal. This is in a gated community like
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I told you before, but also it's gonna be adults
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: at night, and there are actually gonna be swimming nude. Yeah,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be swimming nude. And what they asked is
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: if they're gonna be swimming nude, they want to make
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: sure that the lifeguard that's protecting them is gonna be
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: nude as well. Okay, I'm ana certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a student. I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: on my resume and and I understand that wholeheartedly. But
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: we're talking about you possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: dollars a week. How do you feel about seventeen hundred
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: and fifty a week for your nursing school. I'm sure
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: that'll that'll definitely pay for it throughout the entire summer.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: That should be a big health shouldn't it? Yeah? It would,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I mean, are are you How do
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: you feel about trying it for a few weeks and
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: then you know, how how do you feel about that?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I mean, you're gonna watch over
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: with some adults who are actually just gonna be nude
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: in the pool, and you're nude as well, up on
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: the big chair that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty I don't
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: seventeen fifty carry, you know, I don't think I'm gonna
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: be able to do that. Seventeen fifty carry. We're talking
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: about four hours of you being nude along with some
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: other people that are already knew. So, I mean, what's
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: the big deal. You know? What we need you to
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: do is come down. We're gonna do some drills, some
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: lifeguard drills to make sure that you're definitely qualified. But
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: we're gonna make sure that when you do those, you
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: gotta be naked as well. Okay, what what Why would
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I have to do some drills naked? I'm already a lifeguard.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I would I need to drill? And I understand that.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: But in order we for our particular property, we gotta
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: make sure that you're actually prepared and ready, you know,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I understand. Well, that's the way it is, Carrot. We
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: need you to come down and do some drills. It's
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: not gonna take a long probably about a half hour.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: You come down, you get undrafted you get in the
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: pool and we make sure that you're all abide um
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: to swim, nude, to handle to saving somebody's life, nude,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: the whole nine yards. But I mean, what if my
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: family come to that, you know, carry I you know
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I can't go back and forth with you. I can't now.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I know you you you know. I looked at your resume.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I looked at what you were doing and what you're
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: pursuing in life, and I thought this would be a
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: great opportunity for you. But I can't be here. I mean,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I can't do that to my family. You can know. No,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, hang on a second. Now, you can't
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: tell me you can't do it now? Oh yes, yes
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I can't. You get your down here in the morning
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: so I can get these drills done, and I want
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: you naked when you get here and get in this pool.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: You're understand me. Who the hell do you think you're
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: talking to? Are you some kind of pool timp? Life
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: glod 'm the resources herd pimp. You're new timping me.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I don't have to come down there. If I want
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: to come down there, you gotta bring. You can get
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: out of here tomorrow and get in this pool and
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: do the drill. You think you're talking to I'm talking
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: to you. You get your man here tomorrow. You duty
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: true need to do. It's gonna get you a Pamela
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Anderson Baywatch because I ain't a true gach. It's what
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: are you doing? A new grass stop for you all
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: freaking I don't know them. I don't know them people.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I don't give it. Who you know? Now, you get
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: your down here and you take the job. I'm not
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: coming down that to y'all. Fuck so tomorrow and swim
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: new and life. Go ahead now for a bunch of
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: runchy I don't know you take your times to I'm
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: trying to be nice to you when you come a
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: house with that no. But because I'm not that kind
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: of a girl, you got me. Okay, you need to
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: go get you a Pamela Anderson Baywatch. You know DeepC diving.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you need, but I'm know what
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: you need. You set your black down here tomorrow. Who
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you? Who you think you're talking to?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Who I'm talking to you? Do you think you're talking
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: to I got something I want to say to you.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: You're listening? You know what You've got a grayhead and
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: stare because I'm buying got this phone in your face
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: right now. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I
• 54:13
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• 54:23
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• 54:28
  Speaker 1: All right, I gotta ask you something, baby, what is
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
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• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I want to know was it a home run? Stupidest?
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: On course? That's all I don't used to describe that
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: when you ask us, and I mean it was a
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: home run and stupidity and you getting your button beat down. Yes,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: it was good. Yeah, I just need to make sure
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: stupid it's own course, that's all me nervous where you
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• 55:52
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• 55:59
  Speaker 1: right now? That that's me at last weekend Strawberry Letter
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: coming up. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. All right,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: we got the Strawberry Letter coming up next and it's
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: a crazy one as always. But before we get to it,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: NFL Cornerback Antonio Cromarty became famous or infamous, if you
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: must say, back in twenty ten when he appeared on
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: the show Hard Knocks and named all the many kids
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: he's fathered with different women since then. He reportedly this
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: is great news. He reportedly got a vasectomy, which doesn't
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: seem to be working well though, especially considering his current
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: wife is pregnant with his fourteenth childteenth child. Yeah, according
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: to report, he had of asectomy after ten kids. Now
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: ten kids, he had one, and since then he's added
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: four more to the family, including a set of twins.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Lacy Fertle. Yes, it's especially amazing because, according to the
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: American Urological Association, the odds of a vasectomy not working
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: are one in two thousand. Yeah, I mean at four kids. Yes, Yeah,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: he didn't think we stopped after five or six. He
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: walked by you. You get pregnant, man, you'll be playing
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: football to he's six, So that happen. Yeah, he'll playing
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: out of game, myself, my home after somewhere what some
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: that would hurt. Yeah, but we gotta find out what's
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: gonna stop this. At some point, I need to plug
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: in it. That's what it means. Yeah, man, I saw
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: this story yesterday. That was pretty I like it. He's
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: a hell of a football player. No, he's got fourteen
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: hell of a nice guy. Man. When you talk to him, Man,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: nice guy, hell of a ball player. Man talk articulate,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: really sharp guy. Man just got kids, man, Man, a
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: lot of several different women. Yeah. Yeah, ain't no Walgreens,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: No one. Well you got them any women. He's very engaging.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: One thing he does have his conversation. He's not boring. No,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: he ain't boring. He's married now. Yeah. Yeah, but didn't
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: get that many women, Brittany. He's very talkative. But you know,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, there are a lot of women out there that,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: you know, try to trap those guys. They didn't get pregnant.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: But fourteen though, jeez, when do you stop? You don't,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: he's got to stop, which I'm going to let me.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Y'all got to get a trade. Everybody ain't going to
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Somebody ain't gonna make it. Somebody gonna manage a Wendy. Yeah,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: all y'all are not done in college, and two of
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: them gonna be statistics. I would actually open up an
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: adoption agency at my house. You just come get one
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: at eat. Let's go, let's buckle up, hold on, tight
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: head is start. Thank you Tommy subjects. He doesn't call anymore. Hello,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I met a guy about a month ago.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: We met at a restaurant he co owns with a friend.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: We sat there for the whole night, chatting the night away,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: and left in the morning. He got my numbers from
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend of mine just before we left the place.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: He then called thirty minutes later to find out if
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: we got home safe. The next day I called him,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: we had a chat, and during the week he proposed
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: to meet again with me, but he didn't pitch. I
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: don't get that part. I don't get that, but anyway,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: buddy didn't pitch. That's what she says. Then called later
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: to apologize as he had to present reports to his manager.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: In the same week, Friday, we met again at the restaurant,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: then later went home, and the next week he called
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: and told me he wanted to see me, even if
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: it was only for a minute. By that time I
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: was on my way home. I called him again. We chatted,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: then we met again at the restaurant and he offered
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: to give me a full body massage, of which I
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: rejected him nicely. Recently, he doesn't call at all. He
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't get back to me like he used to. Can
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: you please advise advise on what I can do without
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: compromising myself in this situation. Warmest regards, Laredo. Oh okay, Laredo.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: If what I think happened actually did happen, then that
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: could be and it's probably why he's not calling you anymore.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: You said you guys met at a restaurant then later
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: went home. I gotta ask you if you meant that
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: you went home together, because that's certainly what it sounds like.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: But then at the end of the letter you said
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: you don't want to compromise yourself. But if you guys
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: went home together already, then I'm assuming you compromised yourself
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: earlier in the letter. It's a little confusing right there
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: for me. And there's a lot of stuff going on,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff happening really really fast. You called
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: him the next day, You immediately called him the next day.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: It sounds a little eager, a little desperate to me.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: That's just that's my opinion, you know. And I have
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: some other questions. Why was he presenting reports to his
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: manager if he owns the restaurant. A lot of confusing
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: stuff going on in this letter. Also, you called him again.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: He asked you for a full body massage. You rejected
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: him nicely. See again, that doesn't sound like you know,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: you guys went home and got busy. I don't know.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: This letter's confusing to me, Steve. What do you think
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: you can at least get started. This whole thing is
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: just a mess because your letter is sporadic. You've given
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: us information out of order, incomplete, And anytime a woman
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: writes incompletely, it's because she's intentionally leaving something out. You're
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: the most You're the most thorough communicators I know on earth.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: You all will tell it all because you all's gift
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: is probing and digging and getting into the depth of
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: the conversation. So when you read a letter from a
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: woman who has an incomplete letters because she's trying to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: pick the information she's going to share with you and
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: leave out other information, you all are the best at
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: it in the world, communicating and talking. So how she
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: didn't wrote a letter that we don't understand, it's because
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: she then left some stuff out. But she trying to
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: figure out. But now how does she clean up and
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: fix this mess? Well, I got some news for you
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: when we come back, ma'am um. And you probably not
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: gonna like this answer right here, but this answer is
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: the truth because you are a chapter in the book
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: and sport fishing. Oh, she's the chapter in the book.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: That's why I wrote it. I'll explain it to you
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: when we come back. You're listening. Twenty one minutes after that,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I here's a letter. He doesn't call anymore. You know, ma'am,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: you left a lot of information out of your letter.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: U Laredo or Larado, whatever your name is. You met
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: a guy about a month ago. You met a restaurant
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: he co owns with a friend. Um, like Shirley said,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: if he co owns a restaurant, why is he um
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: feeling out reports to his manager? Uh, the owner don't
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: feel out reports to the manager. The manager feels out
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: of reports to the own. Here's see, here's what he's
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Here's what started this whole thing. Ladies, be careful of
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: this right here. We chatted the whole night and left
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: in the morning. He got my numbers from a girlfriend
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: of mine just before we left the place. He then
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: called thirty minutes later to find out if we got
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: home safe. See right there. You're impressed by that, and
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: then he called to make sure I got home. Ladies,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: listen to me. Don't be totally impressed by the things
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: that we automatically do in the beginning. These are things
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: that guys are automatically taught to do in the beginning.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Don't be totally impressed with that. I mean, it's nice
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: that he does it. This region's troublesome. If he does it,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: that's the red flag. But please don't bring out the
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: band just because he called to see if you got
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: home safe. Hell, that's routine. Player move one on one
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: first night, okay. Then the next day I called him,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: You had a chat. Then he proposed to meet you again,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: but he didn't pitch. I think that's mean that they
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: he didn't show up, he didn't play. Then later called
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: to apologize, and in the same week we met again
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: at the restaurant. YadA YadA. The next week he called
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: told me he wanted to see me for a minute,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: but you was on the way home. I called him
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: again in the restaurant. Then he offered to give you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: a full body massage, and you rejected him nicely. Now
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: recently he doesn't call at all. He doesn't get back
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: to me like he used to. Can you please advise
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: on what I can do without compromising myself in this situation? Okay?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: First of all, what's wrong if all y'all deal was
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: chat a few times at the restaurant, at the house,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: he offered to do a full body massage. You told him.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Now now he don't call no more. Okay, then that's
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: the chapter in the book that spurred the sport fisherman theory.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: He's fishing not to keep but to throw back. Now
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: you are a throwback, not because of the actions you did,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: but because he just not looking for someone like you.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Here's the deal. See, it seems like she did everything right.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I agree with Shirley. Did you sleep with the guy
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: when you went home? What does that mean? But if
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: you didn't, you've done everything right enough soul that you
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: found out he was wrong. See, ladies, that's what you
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: gotta get yourself in the position to do constantly. You've
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: got to do enough of the right things and then
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: you'll find out if the guy's wrong or not. Is
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: it not better to find out right now that he
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: won't call you than if you didn't broke off the cookie? Yeah,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: gave him your time in a short This is only
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: a week or two were talking. But now she's so
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: distraught she didn't wrote a letter because she can't figure
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: out what's wrong. It's nothing wrong. You figured out that
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: he was wrong. You did everything right. The guy's talking.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: He didn't call you back walk away? Yea, she was
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: feeling him though, and she just wanted to right quit
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: feeling it because he ain't feeling you exactly. He's not
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: that into you. All right, email us your Instagram us,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's letter at my Girl, Shirley. Okay,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: switching gears now, Steve, here we go, Jay Junior, Tommy, Carla, everyone.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Imagine a world where former First Lady Michelle Obama had
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: never become our first Lady. Now. This is according to
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: a new book, Barack Obama proposed marriage to another woman
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: before he met Michelle. Now. In his book The Making
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: of Barack Obama, David Barrow says that Barack actually popped
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: the question to Sheila Miyoshi Jagger twice and got rejected twice.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: This was before he fell for Michelle. Garrow also claims
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: that Obama believed, even when he was in law school
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: that he'd be president someday. All right. However, the author
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: added that the love between Barack and Michelle is real
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: and it is profound. I believe that you can see it.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: You can see it, you know. Yeah. So Sheila Miyoshi
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Jagger white, Yeah, she's she's um. She When I saw
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: the picture, they said she was white. But she looked
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: he would. Yeah, and that's also what they said. But
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: that's also what they said in the book, the book
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, they said that if he had his
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: eye on the presidency, that would have been no, no, no,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: no would. But she's the one that she'd be mad
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: because she herself India. Yeah yeah, yeah, she could have
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: been first lady. But that's life, you know, that's life.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: But he got the one. He was posted head, he
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: was a beautiful family and everything. Actually he was being stupid.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: He'd have made a mistake if he had married her.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: It blew everything. He wouldn't He didn't know, Yeah, he
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: didn't know. He couldn't even no idea to playing that
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: odd had he had your idea at all? What was
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: gonna happen? Him? Here said even when he was in
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: law school, he was gonna be president, not not Sheila
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Jagger though, no feeling me osha, Yeah, yeah, this is
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: because jagged rounds with and that's would have been a
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff. She married to Mick Jagger. Night. That's
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: that's a lot of reasons why Tom didn't. That's the
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: listen is adding started he hired me because I don't
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: understand what I knew why they won't let Jay talk
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: that I was confusing. I understand stuff come out of
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: his Damn wow, this damn man, it ain't even appalling. Man, Hey, man,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I had this couple on
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: my show, these four sisters. They was all women on
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: the show from a place in Georgia, coming Georgia. And
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: the lady on the end good looking women. Man, all
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: of them count thick. They're good looking girls. The one
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: on the end, her job was she tastes moonshine. She
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: a moonshine sampler, you know, and you know moonshine is illegal,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: but they still running it down in Georgia. Yeah, so
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: everybody in the county bring it to her for her
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: to taste it and tell him if it's good. En
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: of course missing in it. And so she was a
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: really bright chick. Though she had another job during the daytime,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: but she did all the moonshine testing on the weekend.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: And her other sister was crazy too, these two women.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Man was so wild on this show, man, And they
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: were so crazy, man. One on them party all time,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: on them drink moonshine. So the bit between it was, oh,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I said, man, y'all crazy. Yeah, sweet crazy, I know
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: we could they both be talking about how crazy. I
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: tell you how crazy I'm You said, most people meet
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: us and they go and they go, oh, most people
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: meet us are shocked, and a Paul. And then the
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: other one said, and I'm Paul, and he she said,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: and I'm shocked. You're listening right now. It's a new
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: segment called am I Being Petty? So you just want
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: to know is situation going on in your life? Are
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: you being petty about it? Jay? Where you at with this? Okay?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: I go to my friend's house. They got a nice
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: big screen television. Huge when watching when watching the movie,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: and sometimes when you watch a movie, you don't hear
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: what the person says, right, So you say, could you
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: rewind that? And he says, rewind is five dollars extra?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: So yeah it is. It costs. Yeah, it comes. You
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: mean the cable to the cable companies charge you extra
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: for to rerun. So he says, I don't have that.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: So well I left because I don't like I just
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: can't sit and watch television with somebody who don't have rewind.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: It's an insult. It just noo. It messes up my spirit. Yeah,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: am I being all I'm asking? Is am I being picked? Yes? Okay.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: So my girlfriend, you guys know her Tracy, through a
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: fiftieth birthday party for her husband Saturday night. So Nesto
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: and I went. We got all dressed up and went.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: You know, of course they have food and everything. Why
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: is it everywhere we go Nesto piles his plate when
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: he goes. I mean it piles his plate to the
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: ceiling more than he needs. Yes, just I mean it's embarrassing.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Does he eat all the food? Yes, and then he
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: goes back for seconds. I think he's hungry and he eats.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: So this time he asked me, could I go get dessert.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I just got up and just went and got in
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: the car. I was ready to yes, car, I just left.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: I was that was embarrassing. Do you know they had,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: you know, like a Mexican food spread. They had talking
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: nice nice. I mean it was really really nice. But
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's got to come on now, be really really.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I was in the car. I was in the car
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: and it was going. I had started. I started the
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: car up. Okay, okay, big patty, Yeah, sorry, and my
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: blood pity come on the day, probably the other day
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: was Mother's Day and came over, okay, and I was
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: eating a pint of hogging doss, Sir and a little Noah.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: He walks up and he seen me, so he go man.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: So I put a little bit in his mouth. His
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: sister Rose must know the tone of it. So she
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: heard it. She came around. Then she's not in front
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: of me, Papa. I crea because she could talk a
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: little bit. So I give her a little bit of
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: ice cream. Morgan's daughter Ale, she looking for Rose. She
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: see the ice cream line. She get it. So now
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't got the hold pint to my second, which
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: was my plan. I'm not sharing this ice cream with
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: three of my grandkids, and I didn't want to. So
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: what I did was to stop him. After about four
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: bites each, you know, my pint starting to get away
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: from it. So I figured the best way to get
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: him away from me as I took a big glob
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: of it and stuck it in Noah's mouth, a big
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: glob and put it in Ale's mouth, and a big
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: glob and put it in uh rose mouth and gave
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: all them brain freeze, yes, yes, net through something. So
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: they were trying to work out that's severe things between
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: the eye and they just got on away from and
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: I finish heat and I'm just trying to figure out
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: without being petty. Yes, yes he was, Yes, he was
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: ja his grand babies. He was being petty. Can I
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: ask your plan was to eat ice? Can buy yourself? Right?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: That's what you want? Yes, that's all you want it?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Now you want? He was being babies. The fact that
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: they cute against I love. I love that. Yeah, I
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: got one, y'all. Okay, so Steve, yes, we've been hetty. Okay,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: let me ask you. Am I being petty? So you
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: know how it is? You know, we got friends, you know,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: different levels of living lifestyle. Let's just say so. My
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: girl she called me. She's been herring her man. They've
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: been budgeting and playing and they got a pool. They
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: got a pool. They was like, she didn't want me
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: to see it till it was time. Everything was ready.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: So she's like, come on, girl, let's sit outside on
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: the deck, have a glass of wine. Chop it up,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: catch up, girl, I'm on my wake got over there.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Do y'all know? Ill walked outside. This girl got an
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: above ground pool. No you're not, You're not being vetted.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: She said, you know you're not. I would say something
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: about me calling I've been grimming over the wall to see.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Come on, what I'm doing ain't to get your leg
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: into You're not climbing? You feel me? Do you feel me?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Is down on that one. I got to climb over
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: everybody see your backsackol. She was like, Shirlette, fatty at
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: all what people in the bub brown pools need to do?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: What needs to be said on the phone and above?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Would you like the climb in? So right? So she's
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: looking at me. We got the wine glass of the
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: wide bottom. Let's just go inside. I don't want to
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: set outside with all these bugs and stuff. I didn't
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: know what to say, okay by being patty, Yes you're not.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: You're not being patty. I'm your name on the pool,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Marco marcol Hell no, that's what it is. He said,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not climbing. I knew he would see it my way.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: I gotta get my leg up over my shoulder. And
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: I don't have a pool and I don't have in
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: my house. I'm feel the same way. But when I
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: get one, it will be in ground sharing. Yes, I
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: didn't told myself, you know my groin trying to get
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: into you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right, nephew,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: weekend confessions. This is all your nephew. M Yeah, I'm
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: not here to help you. I'm just here to I
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. Give us
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: a call. Eight seven and seven twenty nine, Steve, it's
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: time to confess whatever you did over the weekend. Don't
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: calling here. What's your real name? Find you another name
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: and just let it all out and let the nephew
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: here what you going through? All right, let's go to
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: the phones line one. Let's go to James out of Tennessee. James,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Man? What's going on? Man? What's happening?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: It's all good, man. My confession is that man, my girlfriend.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: She's always hanging out with friends and family on the weekends.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: You know, she's always going out of town with him
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: man weekend. But when I try to do it, you know,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: there's a big problem. There a big argument about it.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: You know, I can't do what she do. When I
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: do the same thing, she do the other problem. So
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: this weekend, she decide she's going to hang out with
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: her mom and her sister. I said, cool. I gotta work,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: but I really didn't have to work, so I decided
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: to go to Atlanta. You know. So when she called me,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: I told her I was at work. I couldn't talk
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: on the phone normally, that's how it is when I'm
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: at work. But I wasn't doing the type of work
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: I was doing. So when she got back Sunday, you know,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I came back in with my work clothes on, and
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: she's like, how it worked this with guys? Oh? Man,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: work was good. I got all sweaty and where they worked,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: so work with doid man? So you made it through.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: She don't know nothing. I don't know nothing, man, Keep
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: going back out of town next week? Yes, her, so
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: am I you too? Going back to work. Always keep
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: them work close in there. Keep yeah, keep them work
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: clothes in the truck, and keep them sweaty so you
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: can put that on when you come in. Yea little
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: over time. That is not good advice about what he said?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: You stupid? I get back then round? How much? Man? Yes, hey, ja,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: I got a character for your called uncle over Man.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: We have enough characters on this show. Characters we can't
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: get on the shows we get them. Cagness platinum. Thank you.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Let's go to line two and talk the TJ out
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: of Kentucky. He's smart. He didn't give us his real
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: name DJ. They were going on run good morning, Good morning, man,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: what's your confession? All right, don't judge me, man, but
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: look I ended up skipping out on the Mother's Day
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: bill yesterday. Man. God no. Now, first of all, we
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: get there, they say it's a little so no, twenty
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: five minute wait. I'm cool with that. I know it's
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day. They sit us down. It takes about fifteen
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: minutes just for the server to come by. They don't
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: apologize for my drink was wrong, So I'll just order
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: to order Sam Adams. They gave me a bob like,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, whatever, just get just give me
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: a gim bean. You can't mess head up. Just Jim
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: being neat, waited about another about fifteen minutes for that order.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: The food. My youngest daughter's fool was burnt. My oldest
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: daughter's fool got there about fifteen minutes later. I'm going,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: this can be real. So it actually took another server
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: to come by, like are y'all all right? Like all right, cool?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: So you know what I was like. My wife was
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: just completely fresher. I said, go ahead, go to the car.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: She looked at me, like, what are you doing? Sit?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Just go ahead, go to the car. She was like,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Just go to the car. Now,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: I know everybody know what the supermarkets. I went here
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: and bought some gift cards because you know it gets
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: little kroked points whatnot. So I bought a little fifty
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: dollars no gift card. I look at the build, I'm like,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: all right, one hundred and fifty dollars and I'm about
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: thirty I'm about thirty feet from that front though. I
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: slipped that gift card in there. I said, it's about
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars on that gift card. Like all right,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: they went all the way to the back. I just
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: slipped out, and my wife knew about it. My wife
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: let me have it last night. You didn't wait wait,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: wait wait, I'm a little loft. Anybody missed something. The
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: bill was one fifty, right, the bill was about what?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: The bill was about one fifty and you left a
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: gift card that was two hundred. No, I told you
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: there was about two hundred. I got it. So she
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: so she bought a hundred dollars show. Uh huh, okay,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: I should have tipped the other waiter that helped you. Yeah,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: so wrong. You think they might come looking for you? Well,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: you out of that drug your ass. I own a restaurant,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: you need your ass. I left cutting off my wife.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: That's what really just caught as a restaurant owner. No, no, Jay,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: you agree with everything we can. I always agree with you, Jay,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: A man as you. Happy Mother's day? Do you what?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: All right, Let's go to line three and tact to
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  Speaker 1: Keisha out of Illinois. T share, Hey, cruise. That's Carlos Shirley, Um, Tommy,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Julia James. It's a lot of y'all right. Yeah, we're crowded.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh. What's your confession? Baby? So my confession is,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: first of all, I can write a Strawberry book with
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: my confession, but I'm a summary down. Um. I found
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: out that my husband he was cheating, and he's been
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: cheating the whole time he was married. He's been married
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: for three hens. So I decided, Okay, I'm a patient person.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't get the information and just so ballistic. I'm
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: as amazing and I put it in my arch a
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: little like Okay, this is what I was gonna do.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: So the weekend came and he worked nights, right, he
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: worked like all night into life early in the morning,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: so I don't see him into the next day. So
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: I was taking him to work. I had to drop
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: them off, and I was like, look, I don't want
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: to do this no more. I don't want to be married.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be with you. I had he had.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: I had handed him my phone and I was like,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: I got something to do and I got some wet
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: a dot and he was like, how are you with
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: me about? Why do I want to leave? And I
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm I'm I'm leaving. I'm gonna put
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: your stuff out. So when I got home last night,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: I got every thing, I mean everything, and I put
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: it at all out, put it all out on the purse,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: left went over to somebody else's house and I won't
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: then when he came home this morning, so I don't
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: know what happened. Oh God, hey, you're listening to show?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, weekend confessions, baby, Yeah,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: we were talking to Keisha, right, and before you close
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: out the confessions, I have one Timmy to go ahead
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: and finish up. Oh okay, okay, yeah, let's go. We're
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: going back to Keisha. Keisha dropped her husband off at
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: work and told him that it was pretty much a rapping,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: went home and packed all his stuff and put it outside. Keisha,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: all right, baby, so that's just it. You ain't gonna
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: is he gonna even be able to get back home
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: from work? Oh nah, because I'm not going to get
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: his old dusty self. Let me tell you something, this man,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: it should be a whole other show about how people
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: cheat on Facebook. The brother then cheated with everybody, from
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: the lady who gave us a dog to one of
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: my students parents. The dude being busy. Okay, so when
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: I had him the phone, it was a bunch of
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: screenshot of his Facebook messages to the chick. So he's
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: just he just couldn't understand, like, oh my god, oh
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: my god, you can't explain that you've been well, but
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: he's you've been going in his phone. How long you've
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: been going through his phone? Oh look, I go in
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: the brother's phone. But it didn't even matter that I
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: was going in the brother's phone. He had a whole
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Facebook alias cage that he was like doing everything with
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: and the brother was so that everything was there. Okay,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: what is she calling her husband? But the brother? Brother?
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: You through she she she's really through you. Now we
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: know she's through men calmed, she's calmed. Hi. Yeah, she's called.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, my cousins that I'm relieved
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: the brother gonna be going. Okay, brother once you referred
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: to as the brother and you're the husband. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: you're damn yeah, you go. You're gonna keep the dog too, baby? Yes? Yes,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: where's the dog going with him? With you? The dog
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: got to go with him, especially if you're gonna be
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: uh messing with the lady who didn't game us the dog. Yeah,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: you don't want that dog. Know that you're going to
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: turn that dog and Michael Vicker? Boys, can you check
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: me to Michael? I get treated better over there. The
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: dog don't even know why. It's got to go. We're
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: with you, girl. We know two people through. Yeah, good
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: luck and Monique, let's go with let's go with line six, Um, Tommy,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: let's go to Kevin. Kevin, good morning morning, how y'all
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: doing this morning? Good man, real fast man. When you
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: got a lot of time, what's your confession for my confessions.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: I hooked up with my married X over the weekend. Married. Okay, Kevin?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: You married? No, I'm single? Okay? Is she married? Yeah?
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Am a degree? Damn? Go ahead, Kevin. The thing was dy.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: I went out right and went to a certain club
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: and we met up. You know, I was sitting at
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: the barn having a few drinks and she came up
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: and she recognized me. So we got to talking right.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: So after we left the club, man, man, just hang on,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: we got to hit all these is carryovers. We'll be
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: right back. You're listening Steven Show. Yo, what's happening? Man?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: This your man Mike Keps And when I'm riding down
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: the street, I don't listen to nothing but Steve Harvey's
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right. I love that we are in
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Weekend Confessions. We got Kevin still on the line. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: that was a line six cat Kevin, Yes, sir, go
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: ahead and finish man. Yeah, Well, like I said, and
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: I got the hotel room. Man, I'm gonna just put
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: it like this, Toment. It was fifty Sage Darker Part two.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Just put it like that. You put some work in, didn't, Yes, sir,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know how she made me proud? Sir, did
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: you make me proud? Yes? I did, Yes, I did it.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: Now you're married. That's married, Kevin. No, man, I'm curious, okay,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: I'm single by me the next day and wants to
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: know if she should tell her husband. I told her
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: that was up to earth and I hung up the phone.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: No I should tell her. Huh what now? She like? Ah,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: I want to help you, not Kevin. You don't care. Kevin,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: you don't care about it. But my thing is that
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: that was on hurt. I was not there looking for it.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: It h Yeah, a weapon, that's what you think should be. Yeah.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: You think y'all gonna hook up again? Man? Probably not?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, after that, after that, tell your husband come in. Yeah.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: Where If she tells him and he comes looking for you,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: well he doesn't know where I stared. Soon she might
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: tell him where else. Well I got something fun. If
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: he do sound good on the phone, this is crazy
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: right here. You're done, Kevin, he's done. Be safe. He
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: put is a great work partner. So he's done. We're clear.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: He's done. Right, all right, Let's go to line four
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: uh and talk to Jonah out of Mississippi. Jonah, good morning,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: Good morning, how y'all doing his morning? Good morning, good morning?
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: What's your confession? Okay, tom me, you want somebody else?
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: Do you savement? Dog? I'm good. Yes. My partner had
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: me to deliver his mother, I uh, Mother's Day present
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: because he hadn't worked. Okay, I got I got there
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: and I guess she had just got out the shower.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: She came to the door. She had it fully, I
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: mean she had a big long housecoat. Dog. I gave
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: a little gift and then she said, but you want something,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: some breakfasts. I said, well, yes, ma'am. I don't you know.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: I good with that. She picked her plate. I sat
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: down at the nook to eat, and by the time
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: I heard her yeah, and she had burned her hand
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: on the stove. I rushed in and to help her out,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: and I happened to step on the coach house coach
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: and it came open. Yeah, and uh, I'm like, oh,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, and kind of turn her
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: head and she was like, maybe that's okay, but you
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: you act like you ain't never seen a woman before. Yeah.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, yes, yes, ma'am, but no, ma'am
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: you know, and she said, I want to look at
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: don't act and um I put in we can we
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: come back to Jonah the best confession. You're listening. She shout,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: all right, we're back weekend confessions. We got Jona on
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: the line. Jonah went by his boys mother's house and
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: drove off with Gil. She cooked him some breakfast. She
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: burnt her hand, he stepped on the him of the
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: house coat. Everything came open, and that's where we come
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: back to Jonah to get the rest of the store. Yeah,
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: Jonah was on line for a cat Jonah Line four
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: out of Mississippi, Yester. And after the house coat came open,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: like I said, she came home to me, and it
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: was more or less like what you're gonna do now?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: I felt uncomfortable, But after she made the first move
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: and grabbed me, yeah, and it was more like attention. Hey, Yeah,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: I had to go for one another. And she just
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: kept the burnt hand in the ast the whole time.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: She has an island in the middle, and she put
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: her hand under the water and threw one leg up
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: on them. So she was taking care of the head
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: and taking care of you at the same time. Yea,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: So your sir, multi tasking, incredible, Mama. The leg up
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: on the island, that's how long was you over there?
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: How long did this go on? Thy five? Forty five minutes?
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Jonah, Now that's how you bring over mother's
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: to day president just like that? How does she look there?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: Attracted lady well preserved for her age? Okay, I ain't
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: like George Wallace's mama. Right the head out of the
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: hold up, Jona. Jonah, you stood up and put in
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: work for forty five minutes. Yes, sir, Well, I'm a man.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: This boy man, that's right, John. I think Johnna just
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: found freedom, he said, I'm not man what you're talking about?
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Last time you put it in forty five minutes standing
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: straight upward with a nap I could. Okay, So John,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: let's talk you. Let's talk about your boy, because this
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: this is one of your partners. What mama right? Yes, sir, yeah,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: that's I know you feel a little bad about that part. Huh, yes, sir, Yes, sir,
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: you ain't told no no, no, no, I got but
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: are you going back over to Mama's house though I
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: don't know about that one you reckon? You may go then?
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: What it sounds like John Coffy. I mean, if my
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: boy go I have to go with him, if I mean,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: you know, but other than that, No, but you're gonna
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: tell me when when you're boy go out of town,
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: you might not slide back by that. Just check on him.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: My dad sounds like John Coffee, like the drink Suhill.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: No sucking over there for real, played to the rest
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: of the you know his ship blins. I mean, you know,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: if I keep popping up like that? Oh yeah, So
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: what would you do if he asked you to take
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: something else back over to his mama? You just have
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: a fit. Can't over him? You can't do that? Yeah,
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: I might have to make an excuse up. I don't
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know well, you know, I just I don't knowe.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: How is his mama? Man? She between fifty five and
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: sixty Oh them good number boy, and she's well preserved
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: for her age. Yes, yes, thirty nine. You're the man.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: You're the man, goes in the fifty five forty five
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: minutes your record, He said he didn't know. Sure. I
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: had to give it how he could understand it. When
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: you reckon, you may go back, well maybe gotrectly after while, right,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: but you has been a little while ago. For I
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: went there. You got anything to take over your mama house,
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't doing that. I live, will not be forth right.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: You gonna tell you said I live, will not be
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: forth right about it. Save slave and talented man. He
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: just made it. He just made freedom to family. That
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: stuff must be good. Turn him to a slave with
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: the guard. Ain't gonna hush the leg up on that island.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: No suck, Jone, your real name is John Confident? Okay,
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: Jone is my name? Man. I don't know him to
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: give advice, man, but you ought at least swing back
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: a couple of times to check on mama. Man. Just
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: make sure see how mama doing. Get you some more breakfast,
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: and get that leg hiked up on that on that island.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: One more tap. Oh, I'm supposed to be turning out,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: not getting turned out. You're going to back over there
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: and stop laying you know what? Calling from there right
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: now in the kitchen. It's just crazy. She upstairs and
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: some ups or so that leg. What did you say?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: What does she get back with that prescription? It's gonna
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: be okay. That's your profession of your chance. I appreciate
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: your collar, man, I have a good day, all right,
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: I reckon, I reckons. We will hush now, hush man. Okay,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: it was a good day, A good day. It was
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: a good day. One thing about it. Afterwards, though, I
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: don't feels no waste time, long lined, I steal those
• 1:40:46
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• 1:40:50
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