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Diana Ross Honored at AMA's - 11.20.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: you see me now, But it just makes me understand
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more. It really ain't mad as God,
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  Speaker 1: as you and God. It's just you and God. So
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  Speaker 1: here's the deal today, I want I wanted to kind
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  Speaker 1: of go over something people ask me all the time.
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  Speaker 1: They say, Steve, how do you do all the things
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  Speaker 1: you do in the course of a day. You do this,
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  Speaker 1: you do this, you do this, and you do this. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're ready. Here's the secret. Here's the secret. This is
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  Speaker 1: this I'm not This is not fooling around or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Here is the thing I care about every minute of
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  Speaker 1: the day. I actually allocate every minute of the day.
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  Speaker 1: I have a plan that I'm I recognized the night before,
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  Speaker 1: the week before, the month before, the year before, the
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  Speaker 1: two years before. I got something I want to accomplish
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  Speaker 1: in three years, in five years, and ten years. I
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  Speaker 1: talked about it all the time. But but when you
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  Speaker 1: break it down, like I always say, inch by inch,
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  Speaker 1: anything that SINCHI I got it broken down to what's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen tomorrow. And I've even got it broken down
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  Speaker 1: to what's going to happen every hour that I'm awake.
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  Speaker 1: And then I break that even down a little bit further.
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  Speaker 1: I care about every minute of the day. Okay, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: how can you care about every minute today? Okay, here's
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  Speaker 1: the deal. Some people have it locked in their mind
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  Speaker 1: that I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna go to work,
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  Speaker 1: and when I get off work, as soon as I
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  Speaker 1: get off work, I'm gonna go to happy hour. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna stop by the ball, I'm gonna go buy the club,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a bill, I'm gonna do one. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna chill. Okay, Now, let me ask yourself. If you
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  Speaker 1: are not where you want to be in life, why
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  Speaker 1: are you chilling all the time every day. Is that necessary?
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  Speaker 1: Is that gonna get you where you want to be
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  Speaker 1: any faster? Or does it move you any closer? And
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  Speaker 1: the answer is just flat out and no. Let me
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  Speaker 1: give you an example of what I'm talking about. Let's
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  Speaker 1: say you have a trip that you're gonna take. Let's
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  Speaker 1: say you're in New York and you want to go
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  Speaker 1: to California. I don't know exactly how many miles that
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  Speaker 1: is to three thousand miles something like that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how many days that I actually take you, but
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  Speaker 1: I think three days, four tops of steady driving. You
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  Speaker 1: know rest, you know where you got to, but you
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  Speaker 1: can be there in three days if you drive. Why
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  Speaker 1: would you have a goal to go to New York?
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  Speaker 1: From New York to l A realizing how many miles
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  Speaker 1: it is? Somebody hadn told you, because see, whatever you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to be, somebody had been that before you. Now
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  Speaker 1: somebody told you how many miles it was to there?
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  Speaker 1: And why would you get off on all the rest stops?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you get off to have ice cream every
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  Speaker 1: time you see the ice cream try Why would you
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  Speaker 1: get off at the food center every time you saw food?
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  Speaker 1: So why would you get off for gas every time
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  Speaker 1: you saw the gas sign. You don't need gas every
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  Speaker 1: time you see the gas sign. You ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: have the ice cream sign just because they put it
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  Speaker 1: out there. And you ain't got to stop at the
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  Speaker 1: fast food restaurant just because it's at the next exit,
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  Speaker 1: two exits down and the billboards attractive to you. If
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  Speaker 1: you're going somewhere, why don't you go ahead and get there?
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  Speaker 1: See too many times, man, people want to stop at
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  Speaker 1: the rest area, enjoy the sights, look at the scenery. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you know, will enjoy life as you
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  Speaker 1: go along. But if you ain't where you wanna be,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you go on and get there? See you,
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  Speaker 1: you you cannot. You cannot keep playing all the time
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  Speaker 1: and expect to see the results. You've got to get
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  Speaker 1: committed to what you want. Look, man, this life will
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  Speaker 1: be whatever you want to make it to be. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't have no you look around and you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing. Hey, man, it really ain't nobody's fault now.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're not where you wanna be, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you go on and get there? Stop resting all the time.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to chill every day, be about your business. Man,
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  Speaker 1: have a sense of urgency about yourself, your future, your legacy,
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  Speaker 1: your children. The people are responsible, but that the you know,
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  Speaker 1: the people, you're responsible for you to developed a sense
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  Speaker 1: of urgency here. You just cannot, I repeat, you cannot
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  Speaker 1: just lollygag your way through life and then look up.
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  Speaker 1: Now you fought the fifty sixty and you ain't got nothing,
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  Speaker 1: and you sent up going wow. Man, but look back
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  Speaker 1: your life in all the years you toasted, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you cook some years doing nothing. Oh man, How many times, man,
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  Speaker 1: have we done this to ourself? Because I did it
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  Speaker 1: to me. I spent all of my thirties making up
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  Speaker 1: for my twenties. I spent all I spent thirty one three,
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  Speaker 1: four th five day and sixth or something eighth thirty
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  Speaker 1: nine For that, I spent all ten of them years
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  Speaker 1: making up for my twenties. Man, if I only knew
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  Speaker 1: then what I know now? How many times you've been
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  Speaker 1: said that if you're not where you trying to get to,
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  Speaker 1: why aren't you gone and get there? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: put your head down by your head and grind. Now.
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  Speaker 1: People say, well, what about sleep? Okay, let's let's let's
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  Speaker 1: quickly cover this right here. For people who cared very
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  Speaker 1: deeply about sleep, you're not going to be success us.
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  Speaker 1: Sleep cannot mean more than being awake when you sleep. Man, well,
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  Speaker 1: what about your rest? Get your rest. I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to rest, but you ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: sleep eight hours a day. You ain't got to sleep
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  Speaker 1: ten hours a day. You ain't gotta be in bed
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  Speaker 1: at ten and up at eight. You ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: do that. Man, your party don't need ten hours sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Your body really don't need eight hours sleep. Quiet as
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  Speaker 1: it's kept. Let me let me tell you the truth.
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't where you wanna be, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: go on and get there. You ain't gonna get that sleep.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what people tell you. Look man, he
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  Speaker 1: would look a you can talk to about your non
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  Speaker 1: successful people if you want to. They got a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of rules for you that don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 1: You know, gotta have a plan. B who told you that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, certainly you gotta have eight to ten hours sleep. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: ain't the house you want to pull up in for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of your life, you got to move on, man.
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  Speaker 1: ain't where you wanna be, why aren't you going and
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  Speaker 1: get there? Stop resting and chilling man, and can concentrate
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  Speaker 1: on grinding quick caring about sleep so much, and just
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  Speaker 1: get yourself some rest and then get back up and
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  Speaker 1: There's a cartillion involved, a contillion, a lot. I don't
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  Speaker 1: with him, Jay, where she's like being introduced to society
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  Speaker 1: or something like, yeah, that's what happens over here. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Is this reach stuff? Is that what this is? I
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  Speaker 1: rich stuff that's in Paris. Well, you have to have
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  Speaker 1: a million, billion, million, All right, listen, Well, we have
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  Speaker 1: something coming up in our something funny, and we want
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  Speaker 1: the CEO to listen to this very carefully. It's what
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  Speaker 1: employees really want over the holiday season. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: to tell you about it after you're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: funny and U sevent of workers say the thing they
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  Speaker 1: love most about the holiday time in the office is
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  Speaker 1: time off followed by getting a bonus. Love those also
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  Speaker 1: want to survey workers, say, right there, let's just address
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  Speaker 1: this one a time, because I see that they have
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  Speaker 1: some smiling going on amongst you. Yeah. See, two things
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  Speaker 1: you can't do is get time off, get your same check,
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  Speaker 1: get some time off, and get a damn bonus too.
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  Speaker 1: That you need to make up your mind you want
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  Speaker 1: the bonus. We need a bonus type effort. Okay, check.
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  Speaker 1: So when we give you that, then the bonus is coming.
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  Speaker 1: When you give me what yeh? When do we know
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  Speaker 1: we're working at bonus speed? Well, first of all, let's
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  Speaker 1: just get this straight and understood. Everybody in here get paid. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hotility there, thank you, this is yeah, we don't need that.
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  Speaker 1: I have a talk to you. What mold do you
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  Speaker 1: want outside your check? Okay? Can I ask a question?
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  Speaker 1: The question is this. We are all working right right now,
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  Speaker 1: right now, we'll all work. Yes, we put in a
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  Speaker 1: good job. What level do we have to crank this
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  Speaker 1: up to to get bonus? That's why you have to
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  Speaker 1: crank it up to. CEO what you are already to see?
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  Speaker 1: You know that position is taken. Yeah, Well, do you
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  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying, get your bonus? Let me read on.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go in. The survey workers say they look forward
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  Speaker 1: to the office holiday party. Yeah uh, although they would
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  Speaker 1: give that up to get a bonus or more vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Back to the bonus, yea up. We stopped Christmas Park
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  Speaker 1: why because of an incident at the part I loud
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  Speaker 1: to see o O or the company to stand up
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  Speaker 1: and give us speech. He still to be made the
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  Speaker 1: statement that when he prayed, he prayed it himself. That
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  Speaker 1: stopped all parties. The room got quiet, And this, folks,
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  Speaker 1: is not a joke. This actually happened. He prayed to myself.
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  Speaker 1: That's why. That's why you shut that down. I'm scared
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  Speaker 1: because we didn't replace it with anything though we We
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  Speaker 1: didn't get our bonus or or more vacation time. He
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  Speaker 1: actually cost you, oh your extra active Now did he
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  Speaker 1: did he give us a bonus before? Did you give
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  Speaker 1: us one? I can't remember? Okay. Now, see, some jobs,
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  Speaker 1: some jobs give you like turkeys, and we give out.
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  Speaker 1: We give all our turkeys away at Thanksgiving to the
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  Speaker 1: less fortunate, right right, which is a great which that
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  Speaker 1: makes us less for you. Then the CEO. Well, the
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  Speaker 1: reason you don't qualify for a bonus is because all
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  Speaker 1: of you have multiple supplemental income. You're causing me. You're
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  Speaker 1: not supposed to look at that? What what do you
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  Speaker 1: think he don't know that? I ain't I see one
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  Speaker 1: of y'all, I'm supposed to look at it and your concerns, sir,
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  Speaker 1: Yes it is. Yes, everywhere I go I see one
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  Speaker 1: of y'all. Every dog on. I ain't gotta give name again.
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  Speaker 1: Ya gott see one of y'all. I can't say nothing
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  Speaker 1: suit line about the owner one. I ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: go down now. And that's another thing you won't help with.
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  Speaker 1: You won't help with you writing none of these books
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  Speaker 1: with your wonta damn bonus. That's how you get a bonus.
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  Speaker 1: Get involved with everything. I don't see your help and
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  Speaker 1: drive me around. None of y'all go get me nothing
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  Speaker 1: to eat, with the exception of Monica. Monica the only
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  Speaker 1: one try to help me out at the station. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want you don't want me and getting your food,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't And I would be happy to cook
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  Speaker 1: for you, okay, I would. We don't want to kill
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  Speaker 1: the CEO. So this is what we want to ask
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  Speaker 1: everyone does our office? Does the office? Does the CEO
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  Speaker 1: and everyone? Do you think they do a good job
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  Speaker 1: of bringing holiday cheer to our workplace? No? Not this office.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is why I jump off. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: say yeah because I maybe don't wait to ceo go,
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  Speaker 1: which you are not about to do. See one of
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  Speaker 1: my jobs, this survey. Yeah, I'll tell you that much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's great cheering here. Okay, Well what kind of holiday
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  Speaker 1: What kind of holiday related activities do we have? We
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  Speaker 1: don't have the party anymore? What else I have? Even
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  Speaker 1: though we have to have a Christmas tree up? We
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  Speaker 1: have which has been very helpful? What is that? Zeo?
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  Speaker 1: That's holiday talk? That the conversation talk? Lightly cheer everybody up.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be smiling up. Yeah, look that's your bonus. Need
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  Speaker 1: I need a tree with some ornaments. Only at this
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  Speaker 1: point you should be saying you're welcome. I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he should be saying you're welcome for the holiday talk.
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  Speaker 1: So Tommy, take some pictures from me this year, because
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  Speaker 1: I never get to see these pictures. Take some pictures
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  Speaker 1: from me this year, you know, under the tree. Some
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  Speaker 1: shots to month phone from under the tree that it's Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Reverend motown and dicking death Jammer here with church complaints
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  Speaker 1: But of course it is money day and it is
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  Speaker 1: time for the reverend and the deacon with today's church complaints.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go, hm oh, come on passing, mm hmm, gracious God. Yeah, today,
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  Speaker 1: it's Monday, that's right, that's right. Monday for most of
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  Speaker 1: you is the start of the week, but but for
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  Speaker 1: us here it's a start of complaints. That's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: I happened to reside over the most ungrateful confiscations or
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  Speaker 1: people ever inivilated in society for shame or full shame
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  Speaker 1: or full shame. Man, let us begin with church complaint.
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  Speaker 1: What is it now? Where I passed it? As you know,
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  Speaker 1: the church Thanksgiving dinners is coming out, and we have
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  Speaker 1: a quite a few issues going on with Thanksgiving dinner. Now,
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  Speaker 1: we have four live turkeys out back for the church, Dinna.
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  Speaker 1: They are live turkeys past, so they proud of me.
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  Speaker 1: Is um, it's Monday and none of the deacons have
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  Speaker 1: been successful in catching just one to take him down
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  Speaker 1: and defella to him and having read it for dinner,
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  Speaker 1: we have an issue on catching the turkeys. And it's
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  Speaker 1: so close to Thanksgiving. You're gonna have to resolve this issue.
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  Speaker 1: All we got to listen, Sister, tomlins nephew is a crackhead. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tell him that there's a rock under the wing of
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  Speaker 1: each turkey. We we had him turn We'll had them
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  Speaker 1: turket in listing ten minutes. There's a rock under the
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  Speaker 1: wing of each turkey. We had the ticket in lefting
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  Speaker 1: Timmy all over. We're gonna put you take it down.
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  Speaker 1: Thank Giving it third right, what we gotta get them
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  Speaker 1: feathered season we got like I like cause I like
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  Speaker 1: my injection to be in for two days, right right,
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  Speaker 1: So have left Samuel timeling they go get to take
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  Speaker 1: the ticket down. Just tell him there's a there's a
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  Speaker 1: there's a rock under each wing and and watch them
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  Speaker 1: turkeys go down. Alright. Moving along past the e that
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  Speaker 1: dress and testing starts to Mara. Uh. We have three
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: dressings to choose from. Sister partlot. You're vying rent us
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  Speaker 1: whose memory is down? H sister cause set a lope
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  Speaker 1: A's who is Spanish spasser who he puts halla pinyons
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  Speaker 1: in Susa and her dressing. And then last sister Adobee
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  Speaker 1: Move Combo from Africa who has wild lying back, slow
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  Speaker 1: cook and her dressing. U. The congregation is that we
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  Speaker 1: just asked we get something from Kroger and and U
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  Speaker 1: which is gonna be stove type stuff. And so it's
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  Speaker 1: on you on which one you want to don't want
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  Speaker 1: to more stove talk, but will agreed. We can't help
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  Speaker 1: Lord him. We can't help Sister move gmbies dressing fell
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  Speaker 1: into that and lying it's wildlin they say it's really good.
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  Speaker 1: It was tough. It was dead. Linebacker is tough and
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  Speaker 1: gaming Lord is David and Sister Lopez and and the
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  Speaker 1: flies that was around that dressing. It was flies coming
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  Speaker 1: out of winter hiding it to land on that line back. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Sister Lopez dressing, I've got her dressing is wonderful and
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the intensitive level of the heat factor. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why Sister Lopez won't reduce the number of hallapenos, but
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  Speaker 1: last year I took a spoon a dressing and the
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  Speaker 1: whole hollapeeno was in my section. And the only thing
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  Speaker 1: was holly with your aunt. But Paul Letto, God bless
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  Speaker 1: her soul, was losing her memory, right, so let last
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: year instead of dressing, she had made it uh chitling
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  Speaker 1: tater selling, and good Lord, good Lord, it was beyond me.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know what we're gonna do with because
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  Speaker 1: her memory gone, she had chippling tato salad last year.
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  Speaker 1: It was just gone awful to look at. And the smell.
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  Speaker 1: Who's ever smell funky potato salad? Before God, God, there's
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: a collection. I don't want to say this out loud
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  Speaker 1: in front the congregation, but deal talking about having sister
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  Speaker 1: Paul let her put down. Bring it up there where
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: they're going to cheap route too. They went down to
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: a vet and tried to find the price to put
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: her down. Sometimes she sometimes she bold, and they said, well,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: if we're getting to do that, intervet, can he put down?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I think it's two five pastor. We have a situation
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: with one of our new members here, Brother j Anthony Brown,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: is asking that we changed the way we make iced
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: tea this year because of his diabetic condition. Right now,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: we make five gallons of tea with two gallons of sugar,
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  Speaker 1: How do you want to do this past because everybody
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: is used to the tea except him. Well, you've been
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: drinking it since Please don't do that. You've been drinking it. Yeah,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: everyone loves college students come by to get to stay up.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: We damn it, pushed a book out of bush. We
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: got someone sugar out. Um all speak with brother Ja
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: off to the side because we have no sympathy for
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: the fact that he has died batty. But once we
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  Speaker 1: got I t pass and they gonna take his foot
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: just one feet. Well that's where the old saying comes from.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: When you cook so good, somebody said, boy, you put
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: your foot in there, so the whole time you're drinking
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: j just see your foot hop through it from Will
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: you put your foot in there? Now when you're amazed,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I'm so sweet that cut your foot off. Will you
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: put your foot in that? Yeah? I all the diabetics
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: at the church put your foot in. If you won't,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: let's see you alone. Leave it alone before they take
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: a Footno, they take a toe. You get awarded. See
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: j get six. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have some highlights from the American Music Awards
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: last night. Uh and ms Anne will be here with
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: today's national news. Who they honored the Diva of all
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Diva's Diana Ross last night. Yes, yes, yes, you're listening
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, did you
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: guys see the American Music Awards last night? I love them? Yes, yes, yes,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: it was started studded stud hosted by our girl we
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: love her family member Tracy Alice Ross, Tracy's mom, Diana Ross,
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  Speaker 1: received the Lifetime Achievement Awards so deservingly. Yeah, of course,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Diana Ross has had a legendary career. Bruno Mars was
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: also a big winner last night. Kendrick Lamar The Weekend
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Khalid and Christina Aguilera celebrated the twenty fifth anniversary of
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: the Bodyguard with a tribute to Whitt in Houston. Your
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: girl Pink is of course known for her acrobatics, how
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: she flies through the year and all of that. Well,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: last night she took it to the next level. Oh
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. Here's some of my lights
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  Speaker 1: from last night show. Take a listen. I am thrilled
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: to be hosting tonight, especially here on my home network
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: of ABC, and it is truly Yes, ABC deserves a pause.
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  Speaker 1: It's truly a privilege and something that I will remember
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  Speaker 1: for the rest of my life, especially on such a
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: special night where my mother high pink. My mother, the
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  Speaker 1: extraordinary and the incomparable, Diana Ross is getting the lifetime
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  Speaker 1: speople aheard. Yeah yeah yeah. Also, by the way, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we're making history. We are the first mother and daughter
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: who have ever hosted the American Music Awards. I mean yea,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: that was the last night that the American Music Awards. Congratulations,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: congratulations once again to diva Diva Diva Diana Ross. We
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: love her one and only. Yeah. Oh man, she look good.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I just love her, love her. That's how I want
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: to age. I want to age like Diana Ross, slow
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: and fine. She can't get it. Don't you heard the
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: song I want muscles? I want good on your ma good,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: We'll see your boy. Keenan was at it again last
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: night on on a Saturday night, I should say, on
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live Keenan Thompson. Uh, he did his family
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: few things. Yeah, yeah, it was yeah, it was good.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: They talked about all of your jobs. It was family
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: against uh, it was your family against another family and
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: chance the rapper was your illegitimate son as a member
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: of the other family who was white. Take a listen,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: we'recome doing special Thanksgiving addition apparently few. First it's my own,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: it's the Harvard family. These people are not only related
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: to me, but they also work in the Steve Harvard organization. First,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: we got my wife, Janil, who handles all my appearances.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: What else I got to do to day dollar? Well,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: after this, you got your daytime show, Then you got
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: your radio show. Then you got your book sign in
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: that red lobster. Yeah, you like it when I'm busy
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: getting that money. Next, we got my cousin Rickett, who
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: runs my personal line of mustache conditioning products. That's right,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: it's called the Greezy Caterpillar, huge seller man mail mustache
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: dark and shining like a slippery little penguin. I'm not.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think he mad now, it's just the weight
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: throws me. I think Steve ain't that big A well.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: One problem they have ja they don't have enough black
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: people over there. That's when you yeah, yeah, I mean
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: he did l L who And that's all right. We
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: gotta ladies and gentlemen. She's him a voice of fact,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: reason and authority. Are very own MS and trip. Thanks Steve.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. This is Ander with the news. Well,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: if you haven't heard, you know now notorious massive murderer
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Charles Manson is finally dead. There are reports out last
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: week that Manson was near death and they say that
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: he died of natural causes. Manson and his followers brutally
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: murdered pregnant actress Sharon Tate and eight others in her
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: home during a two night killing spree back in ninety nine.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: A quality Tate lo Bianco murders. Manson was eighty three
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: years old. He's spent more than fifty years in prisoner.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: He was originally a sentence to death, but then the
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Supreme Courts struck down the death penalty, so he and
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: all his cohorts were commuted to life sentences. That's what
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: happened there. The White House says that President Trump is
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: not going to be campaigned for Alabama Republican Senate Canada
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Roy Moore. Administration spokesman Mark Short tells ABC's This Week
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: that Trump's lack of support comes in the wake of
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: the avalanche of sexual misconduct allegations against him. We are
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable with the explanations that Roy Moore is given to date.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: So at this point we think though it's best for
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: the people of Alabama that all the informations in front
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: of him for them to make the decision. Well, Moore
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: agrees with that pretty much because he sees all the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: recent revelations as calculated to just simply derail his election chances.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: That's what he thinks that they're doing by Mitch McConnell
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: and his cronies to steal this election from the people
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: of Alabama, and he says that will not be stolen.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: The Reverend Jesse Jackson begins this week value to fight
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: his Parkinson's disease. The Reverend Jackson announced on Twitter Friday
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: that the diagnosis was made after he became increasingly difficult
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: to perform routine tasks, and he says the feeling has
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: been like that for about the last three years. The
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: seventy six year old civil rights leader says his father
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: died of complications related to the disease, but the reverend says,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: for him, parkins is his quote, not a stop sign,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: but rather a signal that I must make lifestyle changes
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: in hopes of slowing the diseases progression. And we certainly
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: pray for the Reverend. Jesse Jackson talks to the box
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: office over the weekend, Justice League. I had a dream
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: it was the end of the world. I think it's
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: something more. That's why I brought you together. Man. That
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: was Jason Momoa. Justice League brought in and estimate ninety
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: four million dollars Eugene the Butterfly twenty minutes after the hour,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve come on,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: introduced Jay so Ja Can introduced the Butterfly. Thank you,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Oh my god. I Shirley College,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: j Steve and j Anthony Brown. Good morning to every
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: one morning baby. This morning, I him here to dish
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: y'all the dirt of what happened last week out on
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: the tour. You are not read it for them's Yeah,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Guess who found out who
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: the real Deeal was? Like it's a week time was
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Sniles slash Nephew time he realized he was he was
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: not the truth. Let me tell you something, Johnny told
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the director. Look, I got something to do. I need
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: to go up in the first scene, they rearranged the
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: show so so U Johnny Killer could go out there.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: He went out there and killed it. Then guess why
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: c c see Johnny been filer with Timmy, but this
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: time they didn't moved it around. The nephew had to
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: filer him. But guess what Johnny was doing? Why he
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: had to leave? Did his scene? Johnathan on a private jet,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: flew to New Orleans and sung for Serena Williams at
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: the winning That's what he did. That's when. That's when
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: time stared. He was not the star. He was crushed,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: but he arena sent the jet fuck Johnny. Johnny landed
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: in New Orleans, got a police escort to his hotel, changed,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: took a shower, changed clothes, then got there just in
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: the time, walked out to grabbed the microphone and song
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: That's how you do it. What was the look on
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Tommy's face? How did he look when he walked up
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: after Johnny? How was that? Let me take you something,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: because it wasn't the same roar he'd be claiming, come on,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: come on, after this, my man, let me see you
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: see what you don't. Let me see what you're gonna do.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: He couldn't. He couldn't wait to change. They rearranged the
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: entire place. Change slight, Johnny say look you got thirty
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: minutes of me or you ain't gonna be at hour
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: and looking over there like we can't change now playing
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: around Ny. They changed that play, They changed that play.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: They showed the Danny came up there and sung the
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  Speaker 1: lights out of time and mouth hanging was the humbling
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: experience for Timmy. Timmy, this is the first half. Timmy
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: couldn't wait to turn into me. He couldn't white to
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: get out of your time, to close south face. He
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: couldn't so fat. Wow, dressing room, got in a dressing room,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: stop putting on you gene clouds and it does a
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  Speaker 1: big out smile. I can't come to beat me. That's what.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: He couldn't wait to beat me. Here. Have you heard
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: him say something this morning on this up We heard
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, what they say church masks come out
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: and say sometime, Yeah, it ain't the same raw he
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: was looking. We'll be doing himself all right, Thanks butterfly,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Thanks butterfly for filling us. Wow, all right, j Anthony
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Brown is coming up to murder another hit at thirty
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: four after the hour. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve introduced Jay so he could murder it's
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: like I've done something right. I don't think it's just
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: hurt me. No, you're good, you did good, absolutely good. Jesus,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Can I just say this though I can't have that
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: which show. I don't know what type of relationship you
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: have with Tyree, but it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: It's just a matter of as soon as soon as
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I get in. I just haven't got around to wait.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: He speaking of that Steve last Tuesday at the J
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Spot when we went to um C J and and
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: of course support JR. Why did he play Tyrese's song
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Lately on stage? And all j did? He was holding
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: him like, walking back and forth, crying, it's going down
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: again Tuesday. Look, really, you know, I know, you know
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: there's there's nobody to stop me at my clue here,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: all right, this tone, It's going down. Taco Tuesday, Los Angeles, California,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: One Westminster, the Avenue to Jay's Body with Michael call
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  Speaker 1: you Here's a song dedicated to every man. Sometimes you
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: just get sick of questions day, what you about my business?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Just didn't call at home? Can't you talk to me?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Something on my mind? Baby? Let me see the same
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: about your kids. About you, I'm your sugar daddy, baby,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: You're my dad, my love and got fronds. That's why
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you keep as getting questions. Stop it questions both to
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: be originally will greet a freaking with that question? Stopping
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: with the questions. Damn, I can't believe my gun thing.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: He can put my phoning me, keep calling me, texting me,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: harassing me about where I be? Who did it get
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: your car? Wear it? Ben? He smell my was a
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: hack to gym? I smell that soap? Whose hair is danced?
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Will mcconnas go, I said once, I said again, because
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: that's your friends, So cancel along the questions. Stop it
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: with the questions, because I boster be originally didn't will
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: greet a freaking with that questions? Stop it with your questions. Damn,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I can't believe my gun thing. He phoning me? Good
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: calling me, texting me, harassing me about where I be?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Who I didn't get your car? Wear it? Ben? He
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: smell my was a hack to Jim? I smell that
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: soa whose hair is danced Will mcconnas go, I said, once,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I say it again because your friends canceling this question,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: your question, every man, every man, man, where you're at?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Where you be here? Come on, you didn't see every
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: every man? Question called you called you? Try when again
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't answer? Oh do you have this old c D.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Yes you can. You can ask the download this song
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: right now, right now, put this in and it's a
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: dude in the studio. My sister heard just for the
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: first tilf head back holiday left. He's so tonight he
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: had been on the holid he he already he at
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: that point right when it's sixty year old dude, get
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: this so from yeah, from relationship because they don't change.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: We still want those Yeah, I thought you told me
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: at work? Yeah, around so I can see see I
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: hear somebody in the background, who's lasting? How good are
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you responding to the question? How fast can you be?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Not quick enough? I'm real, I'm about the best day
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: last one time? Is that an eye? Last show on
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: your showing them? Said yes it is. She said, how
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: did you get that? I said, I plucked it out
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: and said it there all right? Coming up next we'll
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: finally hear from the nephew with his frank phone call.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour right about four minutes
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: after it's Today's Strawberry Letter. But up next it is
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: the nephew with today prank phone call. What you got
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: now call them? Yes, we don't need your mama dressing.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh we tell me no, Mama, you
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  Speaker 1: know we don't need it. Bensie, we don't need your
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: mama dressing. Started a fight right there. I actually want
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  Speaker 1: to run it alright, Come on, hello, Hello, who is
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: this miss Clinton? Who is this this busy I'm calling?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Is ms Purvis? Um? You know she's not here right now,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: but this is our daughter. Um? Is there a problem? Oh? No,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: this this this Beans? This Mama, Mama Lord's nephew. Who
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: is this again? This is Glenda? Mam Mama Lois, Mama,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Louis jo Ain't it ain't correct? Mama? Lords? And this
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  Speaker 1: pert sister. Okay, I'm being I'm I'm her nephew from
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: the other side of the family. You say your name whatnot? Okay?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: What tell You're supposed to get in and we should
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: need everybody afternoon. Okay, uh is miss purvises she is
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: your mama making the dresses. Yeah, she's making enough for
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: about forty five people. Um, we actually um this will
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: discussing about a month ago, right y'all on the y'all
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: they had the um conference call. The conference family had
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay, Nah, listen, what
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: the reason why they got me to call? They wanted
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: me to go in and call, and and I was
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: trying to get miss Purvis. She's not there. You know,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: she's not here. What's wrong? Okay, they're not gonna They're
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: not gonna need her to do the um to do
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: the dress. And why wouldn't they need to do dress?
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: She will make it. But ken years we did. We
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: just discussed this. So what do you mean they say
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: that they got somebody down here there's gonna do the dresses,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: especially since y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got the brain it,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: you know, and be traveling with it. But they got
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: somebody gonna do the dressing. Okay, Well, first of all,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: hold are you you're you're ben what is your name?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: That was not my name, Benjamin? But they called me Benji.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: But but but uh, like I say, uh, I'm on
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: the other side of fact. I ain't on y'all side. Okay, Well,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to figure out why are you calling me?
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Because she's been making a dressing for ten years, like
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I said, And I mean, it's been discussed. So I
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: don't even know why why you're calling me. I don't
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: even know you. Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: to you this right here is that they got so y'all,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't got to worry with bringing the dressing. They
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: got somebody gonna bring. They got somebody down here that's
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: gonna cook it, so and otherwhere with you know, if
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: you can tell Miss Pravish ain't got to worry about
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the dressing this year, I'm so you want me to
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: tell my mama after she'd been making dressing for ten
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: years that child say you ain't worried about She shouldn't
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: have to make this ship because we're driving there. We
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: d every year. So I'm not gonna do that to her.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: So I mean, and I don't I don't even know
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: who you are to be calling me anyway. Why can't
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: somebody calling me that kind regarding it Okay, okay, you're
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: good the right I am b all right, listen, let
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: me say this because I I don't mind saying what
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: what everybody thinking, but most people don't want to say.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Let me just say this right here. Really, what's going
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: on is just right here. A lot of people in
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: the family, you know, don't really don't don't really like
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: miss prayer of his dress Dn Benjamin, huh, he's supposed
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: to be. Let me just put this something there, my
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: mom about making Tristen. You don't keep that and we
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: ain't bringing that home with us. So you can tell
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: your family that I said that because you understand me.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, for first of all, you got to understand
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: that I'm bringing news that that people didn't don't voted on,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: and it's what everybody want to do. Don't knowbody, well,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: why did Nick? How when you had a meeting? She
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: been making it ten years? Ain't nobody's been saying nothing?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: And a guess what when I'm up in the house,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: No mind, it did not be walking up and through.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: They're talking about my mama either, and you know I'm
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: gonna eat it. Okay, we'll see right there. Why why
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: if people don't like the dress in Glinda, Why do
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you want to make submit everybody to happen to eat
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: it if they don't like it? You don't that I
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. You want to call me no,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I don no, No Benjamin, Benjie, I want do I
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Mama Lord's nephew from the other side of the family exactly,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: And I don't know yet. Okay, And it really really
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: to the bad all that I don't really know you.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: But I'm but but I'm but I'm man enough. I'm
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: man enough call you and tell you what we're gonna
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: do it where we ain't gonna do what I know
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: all right, I said it wasn't a rotate it again.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: She's gonna be transfic you donna eat it, and we're
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: gonna bound by that name. Okay, okay, right there, listen,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: And I know this might be hard for you. Don't
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: understand what you grow up we're liking. Everybody else might
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: not like you even say what you want to. I'm white,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: so you ain't like because you're in down around. But
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: she made dressing. Now, first of all, when y'all get
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: down here, it's gonna already be some more dressing here. Okay, okay,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: and she's got on that country and said and we're
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: gonna see down and yet I'm gonna eat. Yeah, it's
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: it's not even enemies discuss no friends in that. I
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: don't like to say, because your name's gonna hurt my
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: mama feeling. Okay, there ain't nobody to try. That's why
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you to tell her don't make
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: it naw, so she''t even bring it down. We don't
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: go to get anyway. Hey, look, I'm gonna say this
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: here because every dealer you ain't really understanding what I'm
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: saying to you. I'm gonna say it as clear as
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I can say. If y'all come down here with that dress,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I'll promise you we already got dressing made. We're throwing
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: that dressing in the trash so everybody can get the
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: dressing that we made. Fund him deploy Blake. That's what
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: we're doing. Please let me splay something into you. I'm
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: gonna be undressing patrol and if I find out you
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: then to my mama dressing in the trash, it's gonna
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: be something and we're gonna set that. I'm not playing
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: with you. That's what's so funny to me? I'm call
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: call ain't tell me who don't con ain't none will enough.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: The callers are telling just to buy. But now that
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: they're gonna said, she'll stopping became when me, I don't
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: even know she'll tell I can't they fail like like
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: you the band in the world, the Ben Bengel My love,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: but I don't even know your rap. I'm telling you now,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I'm telling I'm playing with you. I'm telling you anything
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: my mama feeling it's gonna be something in there, and
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you y'all gonna be yeah down there, But
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: don't call me y'all out one But me, I say,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I say something else to you. I wish you would.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, This is nephew.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your cousin
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Sheila got me to prank phone call you call me fine,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: You're about to make me say it? Oh what the
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: same game? It wasn't gonna be remaining because I'm gonna
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: have my brother's what ninja Yeah played full than Gile's
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: going to be counseled before I let you go. What
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Huh yeah, man,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: before Thanksgiving us something, I'll do something being Yeah, where
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: you were going? I don't know, No, I don't know.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Wek uh huh, Hey, what happened? What happened at I'm
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: just gonna give the schedule. I don't want to really
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: get you know, going to the last week. I don't
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: want you know, Sagonall is tomorrow, Sagonaw, Michigan. Uh, Wednesday,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: will be in Detroit, So get ready to Motown. We
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: come in to town. We're gonna be there Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take Thursday off and you don't have a
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: little Thanksgiving dinner with the cast and you know we're
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: having a good time. Mama's boy, you don't want to miss. Yeah,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Johnny gill Is he gonna be there. Ye, because he's
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: a star. Yeah, he lands on the curtain call, he
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: lays out, you know he is, because that means he's
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: a star. It's all trying to come in the light.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Now we heard they had to rearrange the play. They did.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: They did you didn't tell us that we got the
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: team from somebody else. Okay, well yeah, they you know,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: they rearranged and put that in front of me, my
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: big scene. Yeah, and you know how that work out
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: for you? How that No, wasn't that biggest scene after
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: that ship? Somebody leading somebody said we'll be back. You're
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. So Temmy, before we
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: went to break, before we went to break, we was
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: through with it. We're trying to get what's how are
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: you going to celebrate Thanksgiving? When I was going to
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: be you know, I was trying to lay it out,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: you know, and just you know, do something nice and
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: then white. Why when I'm setting things up, I get worried. Uh,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: don't worry about the time. Uh, Jinna got it what
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: John called it took your cheap tail too long. You're
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: trying to find something on discount. Yeah, well when you
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: start a sentence with don't worry about it? Yeah? And
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: turkey tips? What is that? Yeah? Tips? Johnnaan brought in
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: folk turkeys from the staff. You and you're doing turkey tips.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: He got he got shape of dishes and crystal and
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: china and table cloths, and I mean, I was gonna
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: do nice paper plates, you know, just stuff you can
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: throw away. You know he did, he did. He got
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: sliced bananas. No good, yeah, slice banana. We were hurt
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: me Robin giving something like that. You should just let
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Johnny do this. But yeah, yeah, yeah, but just just
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: somebody with some money. Yeah, somebody put some bundy, so
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: we thanks giving you six mustard green. He didn't get
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: a bush. He got thick. Yeah, but did. But but
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: then when they don't know time, they're gonna run around,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: have a collection party allars per person. Yeah, that's pitching
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: in Phoe rolls. We're gonna cut him in. We're gonna
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: cut him in quarters. You don't need all that bread.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: You do not need that bread around here around your rolls.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Just cut in quarters with two picks your Christmas paper
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: on top. Tell me just he just got balled potatoes.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Didn't even make the salad, you see, junior, Hold on, junior,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: See that's why you know you see you here the
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: uh potato balls. That way you can make your potatoes
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: out of the way. You won't it, you know, Hold up,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: and here what he's gonna do. He gonna bake eight
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: sweet potatoes? And then you just decide what you want.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Do you want to slice it up and just eat
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: them yams? Or you wanna mash him over the funk
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: and thank you? Got sweet potato pie? How do you
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: want to do? And then how is Johnny setting it
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: out stairs? Man? Johnny got it and sen Johnny? Johnny
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: got servers coming in? Johnny you know you know, sit
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: down table places? Yeah, full layout, you know, water bottle,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: all the chairs match? Yeah? So what reus? So I'm wrong?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I asked people to bring the cheer from their room.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong for that. I'm trying to put it together. Okay,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: your chair from your room. Robin said, you all to
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: just let Johnny he was up to three people, Tommy
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: thanks giving us? Up to three sound so small? See
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: what it happened is they didn't find out that Timmy
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: is you know, h your so what they're doing? What's that?
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Are just half rich? He? Yeah? I thought, now you
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: could have let me down my neck. He couldn't let
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: me put my name on what he would do and
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: make it look like we both did it together. You
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: always do that. That's how you split boats and everything
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: with your friends. You know, you know what thanks Giving
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: it when the church, that being the hotel sec that
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: we're gonna use it real with this, we're gonna double
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: it up. Oh my god, wow, but y ain't gonna
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: let it out there right? What changed the whole play?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I could not believe that John almost come and left.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Oh and that's another thing, James. I got to I
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: got to work about two weeks ago. I get to
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: the to the to the theater, and they got my
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: name on the door going on in there, and then
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: it's a bigg like, yeah, that's one time. About then
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: the man's gonna come in the stage. Man, Hey, we
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: didn't made a little mistake this years I got you.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Just just get your stuff and follow me. Wait, what
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: are you telling? Get your stuff and follow me. As
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: soon as you get pulling my pulling my name off
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: and doing stuff down and name up there, I say, hey, man, really,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: and that's where the dinner is gonna be? All right?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Come on, Tommy, buggal up, hold on tight, we gotta
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: fall you here. It is strawberry letter, subject is she cheating?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: And should I leave? Hello Shirley Stephen. Tommy. Let me
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: start by saying that I have been married for six
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: years without a problem. At least, this is what I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: thought in parentheses. Uh, my wife and I, along with
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: her two children, attended her best friend's wedding. I noticed
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: that my wife introduced me to everyone but this one guy,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: but she did state that he used to work with her.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: As a wedding went on, I saw the guy whispered
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: to my wife among friends. Then when my wife sat down,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: her girlfriend the bride went and whispered to my wife.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Fast forward in October, my wife started working overtime three
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: or four days consistently, always getting a taxi voucher from
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: her job back home. On Christmas, another overtime day, I
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: just happened to see the home computer computer on what
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: my wife logged on. So I peeked at it, and
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: to my surprise, I've seen that she wrote a quick
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: note to her friend the bride stating that Mark the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: guy was in the bronx and he called her numerous times,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: and she stated she was upset for missing his call.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: So I asked her who is Mark? She stated she
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: did not know that a guy named Mark. I later
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: checked her cell phone record and lo and behold, Mark's
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: number is in there consistently. Yes, I called to confirm
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: it was him. I approached my wife about it again
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: and she said, oh, yeah, I know him. We're just friends.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Get ready, Steve, here it comes one. I hit the
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: redial button on the house phone by accident, and this
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: is what I heard her voice, saying, this phone is
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: just for that very special person. You know who you are.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Leave me a message so I can hear your voice.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I just looked at her in total disbelief. I let
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: her here so she could not deny it. She bought
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: a new cell phone just for him. Wow. As time
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: goes by, I find out through my wife that he
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: is married. And she claims that they have only talked
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: on the phone and went to lunch with a group,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: and that she met his wife. She said that they
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: had sexual conversation, but she said that is nothing. She
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: went to the movies and stated she was with her
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: two female friends, but they both called my house while
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: she was out. She later said that she lied. Steve.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I'm no fool. I'm sticking it out because of my children.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Is she cheating? And should I leave? Oh my god?
• 1:02:57
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• 1:03:03
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. Let's go. I mean, yeah, yeah, she's cheating.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, how much evidence do you need? You know,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: it's all right there. You've done everything but see them,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: catch them in bed together. You've done every anything like that.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: I can't read the letter no more because I'm gonna
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: get more mad. Just read it like when you read
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: it again. Yeah, you have to. Hello Sherlet Steve and
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Toma started by saying, I've been married for six years
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: without a problem. At least that's what I thought. My
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: wife and now along without two children, attended her best
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: friends with I noticed that my wife introduced me to
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: everyone but this one guy, but she did state the
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: sheet that he used to work with her. As the
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: wedding went on, I saw the guy whispered to my
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: wife among friends, you ain't leaning over, putting your lips
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: against my wife. Let's just start right there. Let me
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: let let me tell you how this ain't going no
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: further with me anyway, anyway, very patient man. Then when
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: my wife sat down, her girlfriend the bride went and
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: whispered to my wife. Fast forward and October, my wife
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: started working over time three or four days consistently, always
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: getting a taxi about you from her back home. On Christmas,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: another overtime day, I just happened to see the phone
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: the home computer on with my wife logged on. So
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I peeked at it, and to my surprise, I said
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: that she wrote a quick note to her friend. The
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: bride stayed in that Mark. The guy was in the
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Bronx and he called her numerous times, and she stated
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: she was upset from missing his car. So I asked
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: her who is Mark? She stated she did not know
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: a guy named Mark. I later checked her cell phone
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: record and low and behold, Mark's number is on that consistently. Yes,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I called confirm it was him. That's another moment. I'm
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: just trying to figure out. That's why we wanted you
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: to read. When I called him, it ain't too confirmed.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: I just I'm trying to get a location. I'm gonna
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: call in. He's the Lucky Sweepstakes when I'm bringing the
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  Speaker 1: check by. Okay. I approached my wife about it again
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  Speaker 1: and she said, oh, yeah, I know him. We're just
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  Speaker 1: Fred's get ready Steve here comes there. You're writing me
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  Speaker 1: phone now, get ready, Steve here comes. One night, I
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  Speaker 1: hit the redoubt button on the house phone by accident,
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  Speaker 1: and this is what I heard her voice, saying, this
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  Speaker 1: phone is just for that very special person you know
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  Speaker 1: who you are. Leave me a message so I can
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  Speaker 1: hear your voice. I just looked at her in total disbelief.
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  Speaker 1: I let her here so she could not deny she
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  Speaker 1: bought a new cell phone just for him. Wow. As
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  Speaker 1: time goes by, I find out through my wife that
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  Speaker 1: he is married, and she claims that day have only
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  Speaker 1: two talked on the phone and went to lunch with
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  Speaker 1: a group and that she met his wife. She said
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  Speaker 1: they had sexual conversation, but she said that is nothing.
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  Speaker 1: She went to the movies and stated she was with
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: her two female friends, but they both called a house
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: while she was out. She later said that she lied. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I'm no fool. I'm sticking it out because of my children.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Is she cheating? And should I leave? Well? Fool see
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: because obviously having a couple of misconceptions about definitions of word, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I'm no food. Okay, what is you then? Because see
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  Speaker 1: I I see fool all through the letter Steve, I'm
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  Speaker 1: no fool. I'm sticking it out because of my children.
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  Speaker 1: Is he a woman? Because there's a female statement, I'm
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: sticking it out for my kids. I ain't hardly heard
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: no dudes say that. I think he really loves her?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Is she cheating? And should I leave me? My question
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: is when the hell is she getting put out? Since Steve,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, your wrong letter for me. Wrong letter,
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  Speaker 1: y'all father for again? Come down. First of all, you
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: cheating on me. Why I'm leaving any bags getting packed?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be the one with the flowers on Those
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  Speaker 1: are the female bag that little pain to me getting packed.
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  Speaker 1: The black tunment ain't getting packed. But the paint tune
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  Speaker 1: it though, paint tun me for the get starf a
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, because I'm mad now, So it ain't pink.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank tunic, that prank tunic getting back, and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be a whole lot of stuff. And
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: you have a cover pad draws because I bought that
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: time dog. A man leans over whisper to your wife.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: First of all, I got friends, all my friends as men.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no pardon to let nobody lean over
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  Speaker 1: put his lips up against my wife to say nothing
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: disrespectful as that. First of all, skip disrespect when I
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: put my forehead on the bridge of your nose, and
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I excuse me, I was trying to whisp what to you?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: But now you you heard your friend talking about You
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: heard your wife leave a message of dude was in
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: town and she hate she missed his call. Then you
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: check her cell phone record mark all over that you
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: call him to confirm is him? M right there? Me
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: and Mark fin to have a whole another kind of conversation.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: This we are through with the low life. Ah moves
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: right here. Now you to find out Mark married. Well,
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  Speaker 1: see right now a woman, it's gonna let everybody feel
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: some of this pain. See wants a woman find out
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  Speaker 1: that the wife the what the woman calling the wife
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  Speaker 1: and gonna spread this an You ain't fenn sit here
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  Speaker 1: and just be at your house, you know, going to
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: the PTA meetings and everything. And I'm sitting up in
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: the here, laying up late at night tripping. We've coming
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: out and everything. I bought extra blue. I can't keep
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: no hand in my head now. But you're sitting up
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: in here going to PTA meetings having yourself just Bobby Dog,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: good time kid became over. No, No, you ain't been
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: to had him over, Bobby down a good time with me.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody feel to have a staink date Steve everybody else it.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: You can email us or instagram U short thoughts on
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  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter at my girl Shirley switching gears now, Congratulations,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: We're so happy for our girl. Congratulations to the one
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: and only the Great. Serena Williams and her fiance Alexis
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Ohanian exchange vows inside the Big Easy Contemporary Arts Center
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: in New Orleans on Thursday night, And as we heard
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Johnny Gill was there. The couple chose French Ball themed
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: nuptials and uh with influence from Beauty and the Beast. Okay,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: what what was that? You're happy for him? Right? Ja?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: What you say, Steve? You don't, No, he can't be.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: He's a hateful person. Alright. Coming up at forty one
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: after the hour, some holiday phrases that is set at
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Christmas parties of me. Here you're listening to the Steve
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, now explain this. This
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: is holiday phrases at the Christmas holiday phrases at the
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Christmas party. Well, I'm gonna go to these Christmas parties
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: inside the friends house, our relatives house, and these are
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  Speaker 1: some phrases you here. What we're gonna do is make
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  Speaker 1: the setting. We're gonna play some music for you. You're
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: in a real Christmas party, and these are some of
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  Speaker 1: the phrases that you're here at your average black or
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: family Christmas party. Keyword black. I heard that. All right,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: here we go, and now we take you to every
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  Speaker 1: holiday Christmas gathering and we give you sounds of a
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  Speaker 1: black Christmas party. I don't know who you invited, it
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  Speaker 1: would be my life all right, Can I can I
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: get some of y'all to help me put an earl
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  Speaker 1: in the car? Somebody just well, I'd like to laugh too.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: So what did she say that was so funny? Anybody's
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: seen my purse? It was right there on the kitchen
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: table right there. I put it right there. Hey, y'all,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: y'all can't smoke that in my mama's house. And y'all
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: out of toilet paper, Well, y'all keep it plunge. I'm
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: gonna need that plunge. Hold up, y'all, don't go in there.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: So what so what the girl like? Girl? Well, they
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: got to do with you, But you ain't saying nothing.
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  Speaker 1: We can take all this outside right now, that's real
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  Speaker 1: right there. I love y'all. In all which, I need
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  Speaker 1: to stay out of my bedroom right there. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: not a weed. This is my real hair. Yeah, baby, Hey, look,
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  Speaker 1: if I was young, I'll stay out there bare foot.
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  Speaker 1: We're about to leave for a fat no. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I ain't know it was out when the
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  Speaker 1: heel made this egg. He That's why I told you
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  Speaker 1: I needed to help to get him in the car.
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  Speaker 1: We went in heavy. I eat that, breaking another ornament
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  Speaker 1: on that tree. We ain't gonna have nothing to hang
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  Speaker 1: on the next here. I know you ain't not there
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: peeing in my mama back yard. Come on, man, come on, dog,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: just stop stop balling that Christmas paper. We're gonna use
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: it next year. She knew he was married. She knew
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: he was married. Das him little who went a white woman?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: This sounds you here at a black Yes, I'll accept
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: the charges coming watsy. They don't let him preach at church,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: but he want to come over here and pray for
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: thirty minute. It's just too much right here. Yeah, she
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: had enough. Baby. Hey, y'all's long just in front of prison.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody won't say Hi, Yes, hey, Robert? Right, what's all right?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? What's up? Fair man? I wish
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: I could be that with y'all who all over there?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Everybody around? Everybody again? What's that? Man? Huh? Let me
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: talk to hey, Bernita rob it on the phone. I
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing, but you know, we'll go ahead, just
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: you know, talk to you. I can't bring the family
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: that don't bring a damn thing. Take the most home.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Never look at me. We're about to eat. The game
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: is on Hollo, it isn't got late. We're probably gonna
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: have to stay tonight. I don't I don't do that
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: job now, you know, Claire don't like to drive at night.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Why we can't eat the lands? Get here, y'all going
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: to living room and speak to Miss Burne in the
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: hospital being just gonna walk right by. Don't say what
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: y'all doing it. Hey, here in the Blacks, we're trying
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: to to break party. Oh no, we've been out to
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Crystal Black. Go out there and tell Dante to bring
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: that walker back in here so Mr Still can get
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: to the table. You mean, Timmy, you ain't got no
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: flash screens from from the hospital field, your grandmama from
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: the hospital bed, turning Greene down, smelling in hill. Hey,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: can anybody me and jump? I'm trying to go to wood.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: He's giving here, working and get eat and getting paid
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: double double tonight. Yeah, yeahn't get that over time, Like, well,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: that's how I gonna get out of here. Watch this game, y'all. Y'all,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: y'all TV be cutting on going to the house so
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: I can see this game. You fool, You're talking like
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: somebody and took them down falling chairs. I know we
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: had eight falling chairs. Damn he took that fall off
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: the table? Who took the phone? That's my phone? All right,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. That's it coming up. At the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, broke people, we were foll in the
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Show. Okay, right now it is
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: time for broke people. Jay, tell us what this segment
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: is all about. Please, Steve is gonna let us know
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: some things and broke people need to know that should
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: know about being broke, just just the way to carry
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: yourself around as a farmer broke person. Yeah, well, you know,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: with more expertise at broke in My life was spit
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: so yeah, the vast majority of my life was as broke.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: So you know, the dudes and downs, I know all
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: of them, man, and they think, you know, like first
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: and foremost. You know, if we're getting ready to go somewhere,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: just say you ain't got it. Just let me know
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: off the town. Don't don't wait till after we're in
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: the car and we at breakfast and you didn't audit,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't order it already, and you know you ain't
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: got no money. Just tell me up front, Hey, man,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: I ain't I ain't got nothing. Wait till the chick come.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Ain't scared because they didn't helped me know what I
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: need to order. Yeah, you in the order like you
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: got it. So I'm in here ordering like I got
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: it because I got it. But now because you didn't
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: order it so much, I ain't got it. With somebody
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: that whispered, really like whisper yeah, yeah, yeah, just get
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: it to me so I know. Then I can whisper
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  Speaker 1: my order to the way. I ain't got to be
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: all live. Give me exchange over the yeah, and throw
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: that and throw that on that extra sausage. It don't matter.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: It don't matter if you it's paying for your food,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: if somebody m if somebody else's paying for you food,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: don't over. They don't need you at least act like
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: you're on the menu. All this stuff you don't know
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: nothing about. What is that dessert over there that's on fire?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: I like that? I like that? Can I had a
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: dessert that's on fire? I like that? You know know that?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? You know? What? What are you
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: referring to the dessert that I saw five when I
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: first come in. Yeah that's what I want. I like that.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: But you ain't got no damn money, but you just
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: over two of them. And then let me tell yourself,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: if we did all chipped in to buy your ticket
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: to at least have some spending money, we didn't get.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: We didn't got your ticket. You're on the plane, you're
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: in the room to room. We got that. Why you
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: ain't gotten. You can't buy a hot dog. Everybody got
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: a drink, but you. There's another thing broke people can't do.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: If you ain't putting no money in m stop making
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: suggestion about daddy fum stop and the and the vertico.
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  Speaker 1: If you that's your daddy anyway, Oh you know he tripping.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Come on, he like blew his cats could all to
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: be blue when he can't see the kidney in it anyway,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: he don't see the out saying that so true man
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: that moment, Man, no out. You ain't got no money,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: right you broke? Somebody invites you just you know, well,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: look I got you. Let's go to the nails salave.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Just go in there and get your nails. Just go
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: get your nails done. By saying nothing about doing your
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: feet and the massage room, you put looking back there
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: after massage table. You're not going back there, get your
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: damn nails done, and put some clothes toe, shoes on,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: and they're going about your bills, have no money. No,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you're getting massages and back rubs
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: and face shows and got your shoes off you. You're
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: getting two people on you at one time. I'm sitting
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: over getting my nails done. You've got two people working
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: on you at one time. Yeah, that makes sense. Man,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: you're breaking it down. People need to have a well
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: conduct himself. They hate to add that way. Now, your boy,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: your boy needs you to do in a favor because
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: he's working. Right, Your boy working you. He got a
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: job his girl and came to town. He can't get off.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: He said, hey, man, do me a favor. Take my
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: girl to the airport in your car. I know, man,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you big favor. But here on my gas car. Man,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: put some gas in your tank. Now you're back there
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: filling up your gas tank. And now and now you
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: on all chip tune up. You're not not not all
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, your car in the grass somewhere on
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: a lilt for chi. Damn dog. You asked me take
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: your girl to the airport. Man, I'll get in the car. Man,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: my all like came on, he's a dog, your all
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: like always on. Yeah, but I do on'tly be going
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: way out to no airport r I said. So those
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: are just things you have to look out for when
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: people that have got no money. That's the head. Yeah yeah, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: you nail be. Can I just say this, speaking of
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: nailing at Steve, we gotta say thank you to you
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: and your wife Marjorie. Um. You know, we kick off
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: our annual Harvey Turkey giveaway today. Our home stations in
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta and l A will partner with local shelters, charities, churches,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: and community organizations to help those families in need this Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: So Steve, please shout out to Atlanta Magic one oh
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  Speaker 1: one oh seven five five. Thank you' all man, from
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: the bottom of our heart for all your support, love, encouragement, prayers,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: loving my family, my radio family the way you do.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. And to all Radio two one
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• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: I love y'all too. All right, we'll be back. You're
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, So Steve again. Uh.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: You know you guys, every year you and Marjorie through
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: your foundation giveaway turkey. So again, congratulations and thank you,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. The the Harvey Turkey Giveaway will
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: continue nationwide tomorrow and then a nephew, Tommy, You're gonna
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: be in Detroit handing out turkeys, all right, so and
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I'll be in Houston hand out tomorrow. You know. Steve.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Steve said something on the show the other day that
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna do. I have never done this.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: When you go to like stores where people have stuff
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: on layaway and if you can, if you can afford it,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: just pick a family out and pay to lay away off.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: That is so please. Yeah, I kind of talk show
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: because Walmart has a tough time for a lot of
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: families this year and they're trying to have a holiday
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: and they ain't got much, you know, and uh, margin
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: I usually go and just go behind the counter. As
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: people come up, we stay in the back. They don't
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: see us, and the lady goes, well, listen, it's four hundred,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: we pay it. This was a thousand we paid, Yeah,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: this was level hundred. We pay it. Whatever it is.
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  Speaker 1: We just pay until we pay doing that minute. Okay,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: well I just need if y'all can just do, I'm
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: gonna pay on if you care. It went down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I thought our old seventy five dollars. Well, j came
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: in here and put te in on. You just sold sixty?
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  Speaker 1: Who is Jenny? And he thought you might look nice
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: with these socks. But but Ja over there with tenny glasses,
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  Speaker 1: not just here like you did a good job. So
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: again we want to thank Atlanta Magic one oh seven
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  Speaker 1: five five L A K J. Prescription is this again?
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  Speaker 1: They will start today and the giving will continue nationwide
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow in New York City, d C, Philly, Chicago, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Norfolk, Charlotte, Dallas, Tampa.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy will be in Detroit, Carlia will be in Houston
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  Speaker 1: handing out turkeys. Congratulations, it's wonderful And I ain't really
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  Speaker 1: trying to be stupid that that doesn't matter. Just speak food.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just gonna ask because I've never seen it,
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  Speaker 1: But have you ever seen a turkey egg? I'm I've
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  Speaker 1: never seen a turkey egg before when they hatched like
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  Speaker 1: chickens too? Right? How can we never see no turkey
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  Speaker 1: egg yet? Now? Yeah, where are we going with this.
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  Speaker 1: It was just an observation, like we buy it chicken
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  Speaker 1: eggs all day long. We ain't never seen the landedge
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  Speaker 1: that would explain that goblin. They're big. The turkey eggs
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  Speaker 1: are big. I'm assuming huh yeah, yeah, but I think
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  Speaker 1: female turkey's gobble. I think they make a clicking noise.
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  Speaker 1: It was just to dude, walking around can be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: If it's good, you're going gobble now, I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you that. Now. It's just random thingsil egg. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: see the chicken egg. I didn't see the ostrich egg.
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  Speaker 1: I am not seeing a turkey egg. I'm sorry. First
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  Speaker 1: of all. First of all, Tommy, it's not as many
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  Speaker 1: turkeys and turkeys don't legs like chicken turkey. Only ladies
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  Speaker 1: about one sometimes two eggs a week where we ain't
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  Speaker 1: seen them. Dope, we ain't seen we keep eating them.
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  Speaker 1: I think this means a congressional investigation. Yeah, more of
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  Speaker 1: love her family member Tracy Alice Ross, Tracy's mom, Diana Ross,
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  Speaker 1: received the Lifetime Achievement Awards so deservingly. Yeah, of course,
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  Speaker 1: Diana Ross has had a legendary career. Bruno Mars was
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  Speaker 1: also a big winner. Last night. Kendrick Lamar, The Weekend
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  Speaker 1: Pink is of course known for her acrobatics, how she
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  Speaker 1: and it is truly Yes, ABC deserves about pause. It's
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  Speaker 1: truly a privilege and something that I will remember for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of my life, especially on such a special
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  Speaker 1: night where my mother High Pink, my mother, the extraordinary
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  Speaker 1: and the incomparable Diana Ross is getting the lifetimes people
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  Speaker 1: to blood. Yeah yeah yeah. Also, by the way, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we're making history. We are the first mother daughter who
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  Speaker 1: have ever hosted the American Music Awards. I mean that
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  Speaker 1: was last night, that the American Music Awards. Congratulations, congratulations
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  Speaker 1: once again to Diva Diva Diva Diana Ross. We love
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  Speaker 1: her one and only. Yeah, oh man, she still got
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  Speaker 1: it look good. I just love her. She can't get
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  Speaker 1: it absolute. Don't you heard the song I want muscles?
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  Speaker 1: I want good good. Well, Steve, your boy Keenan was
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: at it again last night on a Saturday Night, I
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: should say, on Saturday Night Live Keenan Thompson. Uh, he
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  Speaker 1: did a family things. Yeah, yeah, it was Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was good. They talked about all of your jobs. That
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  Speaker 1: was family against Uh, it was your family against another family,
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  Speaker 1: and chance the rapper was your illegitimate son as a
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  Speaker 1: welcome doing special Thanksgiving addition, apparently f you. First, it's
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  Speaker 1: my own, it's the Harvard family. These people are not
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  Speaker 1: only related to me, but they also work in the
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvard organization. First, we got my wife, Janelle, who
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  Speaker 1: handles all my appearances. What else I got to do
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  Speaker 1: to day dollar? Well, after this, you got your daytime show,
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  Speaker 1: then you got your radio show, then you got your
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  Speaker 1: book signing that red lobster. Yeah, you like it when
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  Speaker 1: I'm busy getting that money. Next, we got my cousin Rickett,
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  Speaker 1: who runs my personal lote of mustache conditioning products. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: must doctor shouting like a slippery little penguin. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you got to give him credit though.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's just the weight throws me. I think Steve
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  Speaker 1: ain't that p a right? I mean he did LLL.
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  Speaker 1: we go with just one more thing, our last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day. Yes, Tommy, what's wrong? If we do
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  Speaker 1: find a turkey egg, can we scramble it? I just
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  Speaker 1: I just took observation. I don't have turkey, that's what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying. It don't taste like chicken egg. No, I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what. Go eat one time? What is cave?
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  Speaker 1: Find them? Julia ain't seen them because they had them.
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  Speaker 1: Do they color them before they hire them? Yea? They
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: all died up and Hi wow, don't find y'all gonna
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  Speaker 1: play watch me? You alright, Steve, you're going to work.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to Paris. Um. Yeah, so you know I
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: want to will sh everybody happy holiday? Now? Steve got
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: him some days off man. Also, uh, this weekend is
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: Miss Universe Sunday night on Fox. Don't y'all forget Huh?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, I'll be out there in Miss Universe. It's
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  Speaker 1: in Vegas this year. You know what I just noticed,
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  Speaker 1: just my first Thanksgiving with y'all. But if you get
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: back on that ship again, let him find out you've
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: been on that boat. Let me fly you've been on
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: your last ship about one time. He told me I
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: wouldn't come it back. You did not like it though,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: because I didn't. Man, I didn't. I didn't know that.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: One of his requirements on his boat is you have
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: to take pictures whenever they wanted. Oh, you were telling
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: a lot of it. That's not let me tell you
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: the funniest Steve take a picture. Study Steve is walking
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: past the people. Lady years at Mr Harvey cannot take
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  Speaker 1: a picture. She said, yeah, take it, and he kept
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  Speaker 1: walking right. Didn't bring went to the here to cruise
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: and says Steve Harvey won't take all the pictures walk
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  Speaker 1: because I took a bunch. But I didn't know that
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: was part of the requirement, that you had to take
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: as many pictures as everybody wants. I said, I would
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: have never got on this boat. No, I'm just up
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: in here for three days. All I'm doing is taking
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: pictures as much as you like it and enjoying fans.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: It can be overwhelming. No, no, no, it was extremely overwhere.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: It was to the point man, where I was going like, wow, man,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: I'm hurting. Yeah. I just stayed in my room, man,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: because I just couldn't do it. And it doesn't mean
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: you you mean or you don't like the fans, But
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: it's all seven. But listen, man, it's it's some evil
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: people out here with phone cameras, very demanding. I want
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  Speaker 1: another when this ain't come out, because you gotta take
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  Speaker 1: a picture with me. Hold. But they don't never know
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: how to use their stuff. Man. But there's a politeness
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: to it too. I got that. You you know that
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: this is a requirement. But isn't being polite steal a requirement?
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: You know, I mean taking you can't demand anything with
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: me to some fans when you're famous, your time is
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: their time because they feel like we made what you
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: are and you you have to give him a Fans
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: are critically important because without a fan, you don't need
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: to be a star. But no person makes another person,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: see now, And I've always given credit to my fans
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: for supporting me and loving me and praying for me
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: and just you know, up in me, and I appreciate it.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: But you didn't make me. No one person makes another person,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: because if one person stops not liking me, it does
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  Speaker 1: not stop it. H So you know that that feeling
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: that some people have I made, You know, you didn't. Collectively.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: I was made by the masses, but you, individually, you
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: could actually disappear. No one would know. No, really, no really,
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  Speaker 1: I mean but you know that's how I feel when
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: you come in. You know, I ain't gonna watch your
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: show no more. Okay, I'm sorry you feel that way.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: But there's some beautiful, dedicated lovely It's great. Man's what
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: it's all about. More than you know about what you're doing. Man. Yeah,
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: And they let me know when I come out before
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: Johnny how they love me. You understand. But what about
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: when you come out after john but comes out first,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: you find out about you, They change over just because
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: you saw Johnny. That's more player. It's hey, y'all, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting out of here. Uh, y'all be good to
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: have a great holiday. I will be with your family,
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  Speaker 1: just the two younger ones. Uh, just the two younger ones,
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: and me and the wife will be together. You know
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: the rest of my kids got family, so uh we're
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: gonna hey, you know what, no grandkids. But trying not
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: to get into it with anybody. Well, you know, I
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: got some protesting going on in past, so I'm gonna
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: be careful. I changed my hotel because of it. We
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: have come over. Then what are you gonna do in
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: Paris for Thanksgiving? Shall He said they got dressing over there.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I thank you, and then they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a little bit different, probably French version because
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: I always ordered something wrong because my French ain't that good.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: And let's selling boy. Yeah. Well, well I had asked
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: for a hot dog. I didn't say not by no
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