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Ugly Wives, Me Time Spot, Nicknames, Vacation Plane and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: good marded everybody, y'all listening to the boss, come on
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Keep saying it can't stop. Man o, man o, man,
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  Speaker 1: what a journey it has been. I thank God for
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  Speaker 1: every single step of the way. I learned to thank
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  Speaker 1: him for the bad times too, because it taught me something.
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  Speaker 1: All the bad times, all the failures, they became valuable
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  Speaker 1: experiences in my life. Every time I failed, I learned
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more about getting up. Every time I
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  Speaker 1: was told no, it moved me one step closer to yes.
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  Speaker 1: It made me stronger, tough in my skin. It made
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  Speaker 1: me learn how to deal with haters. It made me
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  Speaker 1: learn how to deal with people who don't have your
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  Speaker 1: best interests at heart. Man, ain't y'all all out there
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  Speaker 1: feeling me on this one right here. It teaches you
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  Speaker 1: who is who in your life. It shows you who
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  Speaker 1: you can depend on and who you can't. And at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, what it's taught me most
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  Speaker 1: of all my hardships in my life, and it's really
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  Speaker 1: about me and God. That is the one factor that
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  Speaker 1: has been never changed in my life. God has always
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  Speaker 1: been the same for me and for you and for
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  Speaker 1: all of us. His word is true. It don't waiver,
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  Speaker 1: it don't shake. You can shape it, readjust it if
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  Speaker 1: you want to. It is really the way it's written.
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  Speaker 1: It really is. You have your version of it if
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  Speaker 1: you want to. But if you just read it the
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  Speaker 1: way it is, it's real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it.
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  Speaker 1: Every time you jump through a loophole, that's something over
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  Speaker 1: that written that that counters that. So it's what I
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  Speaker 1: want to get to today. Listen to me. You got
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  Speaker 1: it within you, Oh it's there, Just use it. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me close. You got it within you. Oh it's there,
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  Speaker 1: Just use it. If you hear me clearly, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: fit to show you something this morning. You got it
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  Speaker 1: within you. Oh it's there. Just use it, Steve, what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about. See, here's what's wrong with a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people. Here's who's stopping so many people. You keep looking.
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  Speaker 1: We keep looking for others to save us. We keep
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  Speaker 1: looking for someone else to rescue us. We always looking
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  Speaker 1: for some group of people or somebody to accept us.
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  Speaker 1: We keep looking for someone else's approval. We always looking
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  Speaker 1: for some group or somebody to deliver us, somebody, some
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  Speaker 1: group of people to give us credibility, somebody or some
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  Speaker 1: group of people who says we matter. We spend so
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  Speaker 1: much time right there, and when the cavalry don't come
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  Speaker 1: over the hill, when there ain't no saving and ain't
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  Speaker 1: no deliverance, and then you don't get accepted, and and
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  Speaker 1: and don't nobody really to save you, and the don't
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  Speaker 1: nobody vouching for you and giving you credibility and throw
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  Speaker 1: you into something nw you into this little state of man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do. Oh you got
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  Speaker 1: it within you? Oh is there? Just use it? You
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  Speaker 1: want to know what the real deal is, y'all? It's
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  Speaker 1: you and God, and it's the God in you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could explain this right to you today
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  Speaker 1: I want you to feel me on this right here,
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  Speaker 1: and when you shake everything out the way, get rid
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  Speaker 1: of all your expectations of people. The relationship you thought
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  Speaker 1: was gonna last forever that didn't make it, the child
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  Speaker 1: that you wanted to be, this that turned out to
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  Speaker 1: be that, your friend you thought was your friend, that
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  Speaker 1: stabbed you in the back. You found out they wasn't
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  Speaker 1: the job you thought was gonna keep you and you'd
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  Speaker 1: retire on they didn't close down, gave you a pink slip.
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  Speaker 1: All of this, man, that death promised that somebody told
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  Speaker 1: you they was gonna loan you this money, and on
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  Speaker 1: loan day they say they ain't got it. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, man, this money you thought was gonna come
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  Speaker 1: through on this check, The check ain't there? Oh man?
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  Speaker 1: How many disappointments in life can you get? You thought
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  Speaker 1: you had enough credit. I was to graduate. You found
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  Speaker 1: out two weeks before you didn't. You can't grat all
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  Speaker 1: this here, man, what's gonna happen? Man, look at the
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  Speaker 1: disappointment in my life right now. But let me explain
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  Speaker 1: something to you. When you get rid of all of that,
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  Speaker 1: guess what you really got? You got God, that's the
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  Speaker 1: whole anchilada. Baby, that's the ball of wax, that's the
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  Speaker 1: monkeys in the barrel, that's the bag of chips. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. If you got God, do you understand that
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  Speaker 1: that's sufficient, That that's all you need. Can you feel
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  Speaker 1: me now? You and God and the God in you,
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  Speaker 1: it's really what you need. Stop looking for all these
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  Speaker 1: outside sources for approval, to gain acceptance, to get credibility,
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  Speaker 1: somebody to save you. The cavalry coming over the hill.
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  Speaker 1: Why won't they recognize me? Why won't they give me closure?
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  Speaker 1: Why they fire me? Why they foe closing on my house?
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  Speaker 1: Don't they know I'm laid off. When you get through
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  Speaker 1: it all, it at whining, it's gonna come down to
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  Speaker 1: you and God and the God in you. If God
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  Speaker 1: created man in his own image, God is a part
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  Speaker 1: of you, that is a piece of you that's godly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: mistake you made. The murderer that's sitting in jail today
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  Speaker 1: because of a moment in his life that he's now
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  Speaker 1: paying for, has God in him. The biggest criminal. When
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  Speaker 1: he gets through criminalizing or whatever you want to call it,
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  Speaker 1: he's sitting there by hisself. That is a peace of
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  Speaker 1: God in him that lets him know this ain't the way.
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  Speaker 1: This wrong. You can love his money if you want
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  Speaker 1: to put you out of line, and you're gonna pay.
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  Speaker 1: At the end of the day. When I get through
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  Speaker 1: on this microphone, on this TV, all these articles, when
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  Speaker 1: I get through it all of that, you know what
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  Speaker 1: it come down to. Because see, it ain't always been
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  Speaker 1: this way for me. You know, I've been trying to
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  Speaker 1: get here, trying to get that. Listen to me. It's
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  Speaker 1: been me and God, and it's been the God in me.
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  Speaker 1: When I woke up a few years back and I
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  Speaker 1: realized that's really what it was, it changed my whole life.
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  Speaker 1: It changed my whole life. Your whole life can get
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  Speaker 1: changed when you realize that it's really you and God
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  Speaker 1: and the God in you. Really man. People disappoint you,
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  Speaker 1: You argue with people, You fall out with people, You
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  Speaker 1: break up with people, You divorce people. You got people
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  Speaker 1: who you thought was friends, all of a sudden you
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  Speaker 1: find out they're talking about it's crazy out of here.
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  Speaker 1: You've been going what's going on? What's really going on?
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  Speaker 1: But that's because guess what you got all yours banked
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  Speaker 1: on them. When you're gonna banking on the one thing
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  Speaker 1: that you can count on. God's word ain't changing. We
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  Speaker 1: got him. It's solid. If you pray, believe, work hard,
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  Speaker 1: don't doubt you'll get whatever you ask for. That's a fact.
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  Speaker 1: There ain't no rumor speople out here doing it every day. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't trying that, listen to me. You got
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  Speaker 1: it within you. Oh it is there. You just got
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  Speaker 1: to use it. There is a weapon available to man
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  Speaker 1: called prayer. Use that. See. I look at my life, man,
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  Speaker 1: whenever I get a little shaky, I look back. Or
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  Speaker 1: hey man, I ain't really talk with him too much yesterday. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: tighten up. I'm just telling you real. You got a
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  Speaker 1: better answer. Oh oh, oh, I know what? Oh oh
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  Speaker 1: my bad, Steve. Now, Steve, I ain't winning cause they
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  Speaker 1: ain't get me the loan or naw, Steve, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: winning because she left me. He left me. I ain't winning, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: because I got steck with these kids. I got a divorce.
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  Speaker 1: They fired me. How they foreclose on my home. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I ain't winning. You ain't winning cause you ain't praying.
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  Speaker 1: You got the praying, believe in work. That's the key.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, you got it within you. Oh it's there.
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  Speaker 1: You just got to use it. It's just you and God,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the God in you. And what y'all gonna
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  Speaker 1: Is it a process? And learn how to be grateful
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  Speaker 1: even when it ain't going your way. You have to
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  Speaker 1: train yourself to do that because quite naturally, when it's
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  Speaker 1: not going good, you don't. You don't want to take
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  Speaker 1: the time to be grateful. You want to take the
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  Speaker 1: time to be woeful. You want to wallow in it
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, you want to go old wold, Why
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  Speaker 1: to that question is why everybody? Because it happens to everybody,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't just you. And if you could wrap your
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  Speaker 1: mind around this thing called the process, the process that
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  Speaker 1: you are going to have some ups and some downs,
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  Speaker 1: some lows and some highs you're going to happen. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have some great days, You're gonna have some days
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  Speaker 1: that ain't all that good. Yea. You're gonna go through
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  Speaker 1: some stretches of time that's gonna be extremely challenging, and
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna go through some stretches of times that's your season.
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  Speaker 1: But all of those downs always lead to up. So
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  Speaker 1: when you get down, be grateful because you know He's
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  Speaker 1: gonna help you survive the down to get to the up,
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  Speaker 1: and he always does. Now, if you are one of
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  Speaker 1: those people who choose to keep going back to the
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  Speaker 1: down moment, make reference to the down point moment. Make
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  Speaker 1: the down point always your your your lesson. You know
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  Speaker 1: you always got to go back to that. Then you
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  Speaker 1: never get to enjoy the peaks because you keep going
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  Speaker 1: back down the hill. Every time God get they lift
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  Speaker 1: you back up on the peak. Here you go. I
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  Speaker 1: remember that time. You know they did me wrong. And
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  Speaker 1: that's why I'm gonna keep talking about all these people
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  Speaker 1: because they did me wrong. Were anybody doing nothing to you? Now?
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  Speaker 1: What about today? Antybody doing nothing to you? Today? Have
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  Speaker 1: you thought for a moment that you ought to be grateful?
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  Speaker 1: But no, instead of being grateful, you get up, you
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  Speaker 1: get another opportunity, and you go back down the rabbit hole. Well,
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  Speaker 1: now God can't do nothing for that. Now, if he
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  Speaker 1: didn't got your past it and throw it, you got
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  Speaker 1: to move on. Gratitude on your low moments is nothing
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  Speaker 1: but thanking God for the blessing to come and for
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  Speaker 1: all he's done for you and brought you through. I
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  Speaker 1: hope I answered your question, but you asked me something
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  Speaker 1: my no pout whoa. I ain't even got that rope
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  Speaker 1: down nowhere, and I got a big dome the question
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll hear from a nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back right after this. You're listening right now. The
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  Speaker 1: nephew is in the building with run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for its new lunchtime date? Lunchtime date,
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  Speaker 1: Let's go cat dig. Hello. Hey, I'm trying to speak
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  Speaker 1: to uh tech speak to Alan. This is Alan. Who's this? Hey? Alan? Yo?
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  Speaker 1: This Derek Man. It took us out brouh. You are
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  Speaker 1: Rachel's Rachel's husband, right, yeah, yeah, that's all I bays
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  Speaker 1: something wrong? No no, no no, no, no no no. I
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  Speaker 1: work at this like I said this, Derek Man, I
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  Speaker 1: work with your wife, Rachel. Right, you used to you're
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  Speaker 1: a supervisor something. I mean you just this about work something.
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  Speaker 1: I mean she's doing a good job and everything. She
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  Speaker 1: ain't back Oh no, no, no, everything is straight. Man,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no wrong with the job. Everything's cool as the job.
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  Speaker 1: This this right here, man, is like what I know
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  Speaker 1: this man? And it's you know, it just seems like
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  Speaker 1: every single day, you know, while she's on her lunch break,
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  Speaker 1: it seems like you know, you would call and and
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  Speaker 1: and uh and then blocked up the whole hour of
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  Speaker 1: her lunch break. And actually, you know, just be real man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to come correct with you. It just
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  Speaker 1: seemed like you just cut in on all the time
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  Speaker 1: that I have that I had with her. Well whoa, whoa,
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  Speaker 1: whoa whoa? Held hold up on me, hold up, hold up, bro,
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  Speaker 1: wait you what the he doing at lunch with my lady? Signs?
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, you know, just we're just spending time,
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  Speaker 1: you know, doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude.
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  Speaker 1: You know that rude, rude, rude you you Okay. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, that's my lady, Okay, I can call her
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  Speaker 1: whenever the I feel like calling that. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: pay for the phone, Jill. I bought that iPhone. I
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  Speaker 1: could get that calling whatever. Please all right. Secondly, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no business being with a married woman alone
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  Speaker 1: at lunch. This ain't no date. You're supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: at work. No, we are at work, we call saying
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  Speaker 1: we call workers. You know, it seemed like half the
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  Speaker 1: whole time I'm sitting in front of hub. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we're supposed to be be having lunch together and she's talking
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  Speaker 1: to you the whole UK What what's your name be?
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  Speaker 1: Getting my name there? Derek? Derek? All right, Derek, you
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  Speaker 1: work at the same building now, okay? You you would
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  Speaker 1: work right now? Huh yeah, I mean yeah, I'm here
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  Speaker 1: at the job and y'all work in the same flow.
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  Speaker 1: Because I can think they come and see you keep
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  Speaker 1: to jump off way way different for you straight up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so let let me ask you something, man, what is
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  Speaker 1: a big deal understanding? Okay? You look like you don't
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  Speaker 1: see her. You look like you don't see her when
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  Speaker 1: she gets home, you know, So why is this so
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  Speaker 1: important that you waste the hold or of lunshon holding up?
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  Speaker 1: An't wasted? Ain't way watch month, I'm talking to my lady. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you understand that. Why don't you go out and get
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  Speaker 1: and then you ain't got to worry about sitting up
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  Speaker 1: in front of me. Lady, that's my wife. I walked
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  Speaker 1: down the aisle with that. We got kids, we got
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  Speaker 1: a house, We take care that he helped me hold
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  Speaker 1: it down on this You you you ain't you know
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  Speaker 1: it's like you you don't ever want to come in
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  Speaker 1: and do but they got stuff always want to come
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  Speaker 1: in and somebody else's wife, and why why won't you
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  Speaker 1: do this? Take take this advice and see what it works.
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  Speaker 1: Have it works for you. Go to club, church, library,
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  Speaker 1: grocery stole, wherever the find your day, and you get
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  Speaker 1: you a chick. You gave her for a minute, you
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  Speaker 1: call her for a minute, you rotman suff for me.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what real men do. You know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I did. That's how I got my Rachel's.
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  Speaker 1: That's stuff that's not hard. You're trying to sit up
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  Speaker 1: there in front of lunch with us every day for
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  Speaker 1: the past year. I'll tell you what. It may not
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  Speaker 1: be today, it may man be the mark, but soon
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  Speaker 1: soon you're gonna see me me. You're gonna have none
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  Speaker 1: of this phone conversation, just gonna be a face to
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  Speaker 1: face through all of Say, man, I ain't trying to
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  Speaker 1: come between y'all at all. All I'm done, Okay, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm not trying to come between y'all. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying, it's every day you call it, man, what
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  Speaker 1: do you want life the post to talk to every
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  Speaker 1: guy day? That's what a real dude. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: I'm most at that because you was You ain't no
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  Speaker 1: real all you know about it trying to hilight some street.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what it is to put it in
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  Speaker 1: work like a real man dude, to actually hold down
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  Speaker 1: a home, pay the bills, everything, the family, the kids in,
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  Speaker 1: fixing the yards and fences. And you don't know nothing
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  Speaker 1: about that. All you know about it, you know, roast
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  Speaker 1: wife can't even go to work without like you, trying
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  Speaker 1: to step ahad and don't mean no guy because but
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  Speaker 1: that's okay. Like I promise you, I'm gonna be there.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this is how this gonna go. It
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: may not be the night, but it's definitely not gonna
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  Speaker 1: go past tomorrow. Between now and then, you're gonna see
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  Speaker 1: me and I'm gonna see you, and I can't. What's
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  Speaker 1: what's your safe? Heard me? I would come to see
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  Speaker 1: yo by tomorrow. Son? I mean you Derek, that's your name, right, Derek.
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  Speaker 1: My name, My name is Derek. Yeah, you don't. I
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  Speaker 1: always want to be both smiling face in my wife's face.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna deal Rachel when I see it. He can.
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  Speaker 1: Please believe that. Please believe that talked to about a
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  Speaker 1: little friend at lunch and like the hell getting my
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  Speaker 1: numb anyway, I got you know how to Rachel phone.
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  Speaker 1: But that's besides the phone, my worst PM. Y'all ain't
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  Speaker 1: that cool? I don't. I ain't never heard of the
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: dance before the day. And what's sudden you calling me
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: talking about you was at lunch every day with wife
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: and you know it's a friendly lunch date. Just word it. Really,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you just do friendly? I know
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: about all that. You ain't fulling me. Got know like
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: you who praying on Harry women all the time because
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: they like you. But that's like I said, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: change from sho okay does Here's here's what you don't know.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: What you don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing
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  Speaker 1: up on the more than me. Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy
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  Speaker 1: is always pushing up on her. Tommy the one you
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  Speaker 1: need to be worried about. You left Timmy who me?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Who the timmy dog dog dog? Nephew Tommy. Man, check
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your wife Rachel got me to pray phone
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: call you? Oh he believe y'all? Did this mean? Man?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: May I shouldn't come down to man? Man, I am
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: now I was gonna well, you know, I think I'm
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: burn that building down. You don't even know. I'll right, Tommy,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: is this reprediction? Somebody gonna you up? For real? Y'all?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: You just much man, y'all trip it a man? Check
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  Speaker 1: it out. You gotta tell me this man, what is
• 20:08
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• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Man. Of course, I'm asking, what, mona,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: what do you want? Why about calling that much? Have
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: lunch with your wife? We can't. I'm sitting there watching
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: her on the phone with you. What do you want
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: to she worse? He works, You're worsome. What do you
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: need to talk about? You got on her in a day?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Oh we can't have our lunch? Come you call? What
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: do you want? And can't even have a meal? In
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: peace though in peace, all in the middle of my
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Caesar salad. He you're listening stry morning show, it is
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: time to ask the clo. This one is from Nadia
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: and Tuscaloosa. Nadia writes, my college bestie and I fell
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  Speaker 1: out a year ago over my ex. They became the
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  Speaker 1: best of friends all of a sudden, and it bothered me.
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  Speaker 1: My husband saw her recently and asked what was really
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  Speaker 1: going on between us? And she told him. He's mad,
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  Speaker 1: thinking I still want my ex. How do I convince
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  Speaker 1: him that's not the case here? Well, you know what, Nadia,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: you kind of messed it up because you know, you
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: and your college bestie fell out over your ex, but
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: you got a husband. See you say that for last,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: So I don't see really was you give a damn
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: what your ex to do and your bestie? But when
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: your bestie told your husband, now your husband going with damn?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: What you mad about that for? And he's correct, find
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: you something else to be mad about? Nadia? That ain't it?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: That ain't it? So how does she convince her husband
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: that she doesn't still want her ax? You know what
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I'm through with this. I don't care what nobody do.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I was more upset with my friend than anything because
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: she knew if I can't, I want her to take
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: on my feeling I can't stand him. I want her
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: to not stand him and for her to be my friend.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden becomes that's what I'm
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: upset about. I don't give a damn about him. That's facts. Okay,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: all right, okay, that part right there? All right, here
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: we go. Brielle hate who I hate? Yes, hate with me,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: hate with me that Brielle and Pensacola says, I called
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: my husband's phone several times while he was down in
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: our basement because I needed his help to flip our mattress.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: He said he missed my calls because his ringer is off.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I noticed it's been off for a week, and he
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: said it's his phone, and uh, not up for discussion.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Why did he get so defensive and rude? I don't know, yeh,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: talk about this phone? What's doing that he downed in
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: the basement and phones? What's he doing? You know? Is
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: that where his man came that maybe he was down
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: there getting some peace your mattresses. You know, you ain't
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: said you want to do nothing with the mattress. You
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: just needed some help flipping the mattress. Now all he
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: is flipping it on, flips on the mattress. Now you
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: want him come here and flip the damn mattress. I
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: don't really know that he's doing nothing wrong. His phone
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: is off and but yeah at home, but Steve, he said,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: it's his phone and it's not up for discussion. You mean, really,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: that was a stupid thing to see. I just say, hey, baby,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've been cutting it off. I'll cut it on.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I'll cut it back on my bad. Sometimes just don't
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: want to hear a ring, you know, So I just
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: cut it off. I was watching the game or something.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't want to be disturbed. That would have been
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: your answer. The dog in my phone? I ain't for discussion.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Oh it but it is though, Oh yes, what is
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: see that's what you don't we're discussing it now. Yes,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: so she said, why he gets so defensive should have
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: been his job and stop talking about that phone. He
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: got to stop talking about that phone. We're talking about
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: about that phone. Why we got to answer the phone?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Answer the call because she's I'm in the bedroom trying
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: to flip the mattress. Well, let me ask you a question, Tom, Yes,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: has someone ever called you that's in your house called
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you in your house? Yes, they have, and it gets
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: on my nerves. You know where I'm at, and he
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: gets too. But when she called, I gossa picked this
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: phone up. Okay, thank you, sir. Nothing really, but it
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: don't matter what They don't want what you're doing back there.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't doing nothing. I'm gonna saying I've been doing TV.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: What what is it? We're moving on an argument at
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the house as anonymous, and Flint says, I'm married, but
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I've been sexting with the man that's younger. I send
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: him nudes. I send him some nudes and he said
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: he wants me bear down there, so I went and
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: got it waxed. I have never been completely bear before.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: So how do I explain this to my husband I
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: have I don't. I have no idea. I don't know
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: what to tell you. I don't know what you've been doing.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know if you know
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: what the ladies he is. I don't care. It ain't
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: really my business what you do down now. But I
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know how you know. You don't
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: know what a husband gonna say, though, Oh, okay, we're
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: doing it like that now, Oh oh we bad rasslet
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: it depending on how old he is, you know, because
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: she says she texted sexy with a younger one and
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: he want to see it down there. Now. Obviously y'all old,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: cause shavin ain't in y'all's manual of things to do.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: So you know, if you old people, it you know,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: just you know, looks a little different. I would assume
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on down there, no mo,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: like I used to. You know, I used to know
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: what the trends was. I don't really know trends no more. Yeah,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: you know, you ain't the scene but one in a while. Yeah,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I don't really know about trends, no mo. So I
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: don't know what they're doing and what they ain't doing.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I was still no, no, no, no. When I was
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: out there, it was a new thing. Was just you know,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: flipping clean, you know, everything machine, everything was you know.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I was there for the change. I don't know if
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: things have gone back or nothing like that. I wish
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I could help you, but I don't know. Like I say,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the treats, yeah, I transition, Yeah, I saw the transition,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: and I appreciated it too, because it just means things
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: a lot more, you know, present easy, You know, it
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: was lack of confusion. You know all this here but
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: that you know I've done one, you know just what's different.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: You know, I thank the Lord for it too, you know,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: glory in your life, boy, God that I lived, you know,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: from I must admit, from growing up in segregation, what
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: to waxing. I just want to thank the Lord that
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I saw all the changes. I didn't have a sale
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: phone until I was damned then thirty. Thank you Lord,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I saw all the change right, the situation right to
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: see it. So that's all. Yeah, we'll march on this
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: though I don't come across the bridge. I'dn't done seven
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: times round. The justice sent it without ya. I haven't
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: done all of this. I have set down at the
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: counter downtown at Christy, but my MoMA, white folks didn't
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: feed us, and we set fire to the place. I
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: was there for that. Yes, you're not gonna do it.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I broke out of one day and rose and blooms
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: and stole the green leather jacket full sides it's too big.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I was definitely well, you know, I was there for that.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Sexual revolution to that I was, I was transition. Yes,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: that scared me at first. I didn't know what it was.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: S listen coming up, sorry about that to our audience.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: some entertainment nudes. Were you right after? It is pretty
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: you're listening morning show, Steve can change. When you first
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: started traveling and you're doing the road, you don't have
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: good luck. It's really cheap. You don't have Samson, No, no,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: you don't have none of that. So I mean I
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  Speaker 1: got real Oh man, that was a good one, Pearl,
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  Speaker 1: I got real bad lugg. I'm at the bag exclaiming
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I see a ship come around. I'm like, that looked
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: like mine. And then I see some shues, some shoe,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: my bag, bust over steed, all my stuff coming around.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Hey dog, now you gotta pick yourself for one. That's
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: too embarrassing. He was the last one. Yeah, So mine
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: is just because I'm a German fault. But I have
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: been at the bathroom you're on with too much stuff
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  Speaker 1: in my hand and accidentally, you know, you got your
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: phone in your hand, your keys, and you got too
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: much in your hand. You know, you be trying to
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: put it somewhere. You don't want to lay it down.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Your phone in your hand. I'm trying to go. I
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: have had I have had my glasses in my hand
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: and accidentally dropped them. And where did I drop them?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Right in that Damn you're wow? Did you get them out? Yeah?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: You see on the rest of the ask that initial question. Yeah,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: but I tell you what, I need both hands. I
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: can't have liting with money. I'm sorry because I got poor.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I got I need both hands. We're not going to bathroom.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Had his keys, the phone glass, everything is his hand,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: but with a water balls. But when you've dinner with
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: as much as I'm dealing with, I guys kept both
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: heads because I'm in him. Man, you know what you
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: do if your stuff No, I want my stuff on
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: the floor. I gotta have both. Yeah, because I got
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: some hamlet Damn this phone. Okay seeing that, damn tear
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: myself because you're the ladies room. We have a hook
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: We got no hooks. You have to look for our
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: purse or stuck. And yeah, in the ladies room we
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: have all that. Oh no, no, that's none of that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: After after after ain't got none of that was in
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: the stall. I was at the stand up. Yeah yeah,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: with his glasses and dropping stuff. I don't know I
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: got put all this stuff. I gotta leave something on
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: the sleep. I damn, I need a hammock around my neck.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I'm just old on. Wow you I think you are
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: right now. I ain't. I can't have nothing in mine.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I got that book, I fill my time. Wouldn't tell
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: me phone, bottle of water in the yard, and a luggage,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: just some eminem time and phone charger. I had some
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: stuff in his hand, put it with my pa. So
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just a little bit. You don't any other on
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: every hand. He was speaking of people next to I
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: was multitasking. Do not do that well about dropping glass? Yeah? Yeah?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: What have we learned? What have we learned? My plans
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: were nothing because big felling No, it's time. But what
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: have we learned? I know there's something from that. We
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: got a slight receipt and all of us drapped. Okay,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: sometimes it just takes two hands. All right, that's what
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I shall appreciate you telling that time. They're making people think.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not blissed you now, have you got all that stuff? Okay?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Do we need to go over the story? Again, you
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: got a little I know where we did a little
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: hand joke, but you got all that stuff in your head.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: You could tell that a masterful feet, that maskful feet. Guys. Okay,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: so Shirley, Yeah, I think I missed something one more time, Steve.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: What did he have in his hand? Because ahead of
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: keys a sound phone, bottle of water, a phone charger,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: and some king and my glass boy and his glad
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: eight imminels and he would just holding little boy. Hey
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: right here, boys, Tommy, you walked into that one. I
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: want to thank you too, soy al right, okay, so again,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: what have we learn? It takes sometimes paint booth your hands?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now for a round.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I would you rather? Would you rather receive unlimited text
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: messages from Kanye West or Donald Trump? For ten days?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: They were way more interested, I really think, so, yeah, man, yeah,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Kanye ain't y Yeah yeah. Actually Man is a good dude,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: it really is. Yeah. And and Trump is actually a
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: really bad dude, so yeah, yeah, yeah, he really is. Yeah.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I just I think I think YEA needs a real friend,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: real friend that actually loves him, cares about him, and
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: wants to protect him, and that means not agree with everything. Yeah,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: all right, would you rather lose all the money you
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: earned this year? Or would you rather lose all of
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: the memories you gained this year? I ain't got a
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: member damn thing. You know. We're taking on these checks though.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I don't even ask me. Do you remember?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Well that's prices. But I'm gonna be trying to remember
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: where the hell my money went to though, I'm trying
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: to remember why I was at work all him damn day.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: You took all of it, boy, all the money you
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: made this year, of all the memories. All right, well
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: let me see you know, really technically, technically, I really, honestly,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I keep the memories. I can go make some more money. Yeah,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: you know I could go. Really, I keep the memories
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: because I can go. I can replace the money I
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: can get some This year. I mean, my mama turned,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: my mama turned eighty, and my baby girl graduated. You
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: never remember that again? Uh that that. I gotta have
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: it in my head. I gotta have it in my head.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: All right. I'm just broke with I'm broke with that though.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Huh y here all right? Would you rather be stuck
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: in your house stuck? Would you rather be stuck with
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: your spouse in a treehouse? Or would you rather be
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: stuck with your spouse in a tent on a rainy day?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Treehouse or tent on a rainy day? What? Either way?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I'm fine because there ain't no a conditioning there. She
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: ain't got that thing on sixty. I'm good in a treehouse.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I don't care which one it is. She ain't freezing
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: me to down junior tent? Why so? Rain? Rain is sexy?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Rain is sexy? All right? Okay that treehouse with that rain?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, that's today's round. I would you rather
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: you're listening? All right? It's time for coming many roulette guys,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: And uh yeah, you want to explain it quickly? Jay?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go comedy roulette, very simple. Day
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: after day, our comedy gets tested on this damn shelf.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: You ain't that funny, You ain't that brilliant. Well, we're
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: gonna show you how brilliant we are. We're gonna take
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: five subjects, put them on the wheel, spind the wheel,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: wed stop. We're gonna riff on it one at a
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: time because we that damn funny. That's what we is.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Damn fun Here we go. All right, all right, we'll
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: see how funny you guys are. Okay, here go the topics.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Number one girls with big heads, Monica, oh a. Number
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: two bossy women, Corlin whatever. Number three high butt men.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: You're not doing that. Number four men with ugly wives.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Number five old guys who live alone. I like that, Jay,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: And then number six people who clown at funerals. Let's
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: go casp in the wheels. Please. Okay, it's not done.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Number four men with ugly wives. Let's see what easy? Easy?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: First of all, how do you tell a man that
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: his wife is more manly than him? How do you
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: say that to him? Man? How do you bring it
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: up that your wife's hands look like gloves? How do
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: you say that? You say, I don't mean no harm,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: but your wife's hands look like baseball Mitch, I don't
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: mean I mean distress that one. How do you bring
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: that up? You know? Sometimes, Ja, you just got to
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: tell her man. Hey, man, I don't mean no harm,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: but I'm almost certain when your when your wife was born,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: the doctor slept erebody. You know what I'm feel You don't,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I fig you know what, I'll tell you what like this,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: This is how you know your wife, honey. When they
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: started complimenting other body parts, they just bring up, Hey,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I really like their knees. Your wife got some real nice,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: regular knees. She let the kind of when she got
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: some healthy Ask me when they say that resting voice
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: in your wife does she smokes? She always had that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that I do this route, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna just give you some facts about men who have
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  Speaker 1: ugly WIY. Fact Number one, divorce rate is higher. It's
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  Speaker 1: just how you got to get out. You know, as
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  Speaker 1: soon as they present you with papers, you're gonna sign
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  Speaker 1: another thing. I found out a man with ugly wife
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  Speaker 1: got real fine WIY just shopping in the gym that
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: you lit overweight people men who have ugly wise, here's
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  Speaker 1: the biggest fact I think about men with ugly one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: men hate the night. We got here and get in
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  Speaker 1: this big the only thing they hate more than the night.
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  Speaker 1: In the morning they wake up and look she's still
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: yeah man, and get mad. This helpful still here. She
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  Speaker 1: would run away by now yeah, do you go to
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  Speaker 1: the mall with her? You don't give a damn wet
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  Speaker 1: yet ain't nobody as I left all the dam she's
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  Speaker 1: still here shop once again. You guys nailed it once again.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's it for comedy relett r. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back with nephew Timmy's praying phone call right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: My subject is he really thinks I took advantage of him.
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  Speaker 1: He really thinks I took advantage of him. But right
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  Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's praying phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What do you have for us today? Naf You can't
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  Speaker 1: come back to church. You can't come back to church. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I understand you and the Lord got a relationship, but
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  Speaker 1: away here. You can't come back to this church though,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, can't Let's get it. Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach Sister short Reads Mayfield, Deacon Bobs from the from
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  Speaker 1: the church. From from our church. Yes, yes, ma'am, okay,
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  Speaker 1: from from from can you hear me? Good? The old
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  Speaker 1: phone on work? We're good? Yeah, my phone? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that I called it. The deacon board didn't had a
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  Speaker 1: meeting as well as uh pastors and uh they didn't
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  Speaker 1: have a meeting. That come to the understanding that, uh,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna ask you to not come to church right
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: now because about that the boards of your Eric and
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  Speaker 1: James being in jail the way there is and want
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  Speaker 1: to want you to just stop. I don't know if
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: they're gonna suspend you from church right now, but they
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: they think it put a bad look on the church.
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  Speaker 1: My kids being in jail put a bad look on
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: the church. Well, that's what that's what's what the that's
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  Speaker 1: what they come up with. Now, we didn't had to
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: meet with the deacon board and with passing stoves. I
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: don't understand why y'all have a meeting about my kids
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: in the church. What my kids got to do with
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: the church. Well, what we're trying to do is show
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: a good example to the youth that we got there. Okay,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: you can show a good example about me being there
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: paying my times an offer. Well, that was another thing
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: that's been brought down attention that we're gonna be calling
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a lot of members about it. People not paying the
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: tie the way they fold I pay my task. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know who told you that, Deacon Bars.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know, first of all, who you are,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to be mean to you, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't even understand why you how you
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  Speaker 1: even got my phone number. I pay my tis, I
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  Speaker 1: pay my offering. Go on your computer at the church,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: call your secretary or whoever. Let me let me, let
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: me ask you this just fee. Do you pay your
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: ties according to what you make? Yes? I do check
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: the books. What what now? What it is? We can't
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: check the books that we don't know exactly what you make?
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  Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying. What I make is my destiness
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  Speaker 1: between me and Jesus. I give him his ten percent.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: And that's how Mars he'll need to know. I understand
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  Speaker 1: exactly where you're coming from, but not. The main issue
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: on table is about the boys and and being you know,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: disrupted the way to hell. They don't want that to
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  Speaker 1: be to bleed over to the youth. Quiet, Wait a minute,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. And first of all, I would appreciate
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  Speaker 1: if you would have a pastor to tell me this hisself.
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  Speaker 1: And then second of all, if somebody kids is having
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  Speaker 1: trouble in the world or whatever y'all supposed to pray
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: for him, not put them at the church, or they Mama, Well,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm we're gonna we're gonna pray for and we're
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: gonna pray for you too, but we don't want them
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  Speaker 1: shared over to the youth that we got that doing
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: good with that. Well, I'm gonna keep coming. Y'all can't
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: stop me from coming to the church. I'm gonna keep coming.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: So I don't know who you're talking to. And you
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: tell a pastor to call me hitself and tell me
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I can't come to Heal and you have nobody calling
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: me telling me that I can't come to Hell that
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: is a free church. I'm gonna get the pass and
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: called up as you get the pastor to call me,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: because you have no business calling me telling me that
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I can't come to God's house. I don't want you
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: to get into role with me. I'm not getting I'm
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: not getting angry with nobody. Did I work. I don't
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: work eighteen sixteen hours today. I don't have half nobody
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: calling me telling me that I can't come to a
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: church that I pay my cars and offering it not
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: that I own the church, I pay my cars because
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: that's that's due to God. But y'all really making me
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: upset by telling me I can't come now because of
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: my kids in their troubles. Where was you this past son?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: To you? Wasn't there? I wasn't that church because I
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: had over stuff? And why is that in your your bill? Now?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: There you go being an up roll with me again.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know who this is. How could you call
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: somebody about church busts over the phone. This don't make sense.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Chise of Mayville. Hello, Yeah, one more thing. This nephew
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: timent from the Steve Harvey Morning Ship just got I
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: got you y I'm like, who is this guy telling
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  Speaker 1: about church being? You know what I like about you? Though?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna keep you out the Lord's house. You're
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: gonna show up and show out every Sunday. Every Sunday
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to church. We thank you everybody. Let me
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: ask you something. That's the baddest radio show in the land.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Now do you even have to ask me that? To
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey more than itself? If I tell you you
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  Speaker 1: can't come back and you just can't come back, that
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  Speaker 1: you theydn't like it, though. Are you to tell I
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  Speaker 1: am the appointed person that called you when you can't
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  Speaker 1: come back? That's why I came. And the Lord don't
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: call you on this either. It's officials at the church. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: y'all gonna start respecting these church officials. Okay, ask you this.
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  Speaker 1: Do they really put people out of the church. Can
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you get put out of the church. Yeah, you can't
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: get put out of the church. Yeah you can put yes,
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  Speaker 1: you can. You come in here with that foolishness, they
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  Speaker 1: will ask you not to come back. You can get
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  Speaker 1: put out on time. And you're right. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know why my sister got put out. I didn't want to.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought about it. What Yeah, we can't for what?
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh my gosh, my siters did too much at
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the church. You know, all that running down the house,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: you know, out down the out, screaming and everything. They
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: told her your ass can't come back no more. But
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: she come through. Not doing announcement communicated. You don't get
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: the you don't get the spirit doing the announcement. Yeah,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: we got doing announcement. You don't know. But see this
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  Speaker 1: right here, this was about this lady and her boy
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  Speaker 1: has been in jail. That's what we don't want. I'll
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  Speaker 1: let it. You know you don't. We don't want you
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: mixing with other kids. But that okay, now you're not
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: coming up with you, all right, nephew, I'm next Strawberry Letters.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Subject he really thinks I took advantage of him. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Take two? Please buggle up, but hold on type. We
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  Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter. Thank you, sir,
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  Speaker 1: Liability Williams that you didn't hit it code forty five.
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  Speaker 1: You go, there you go, that's the one. Yes, all right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Subject he really thinks I took advantage
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  Speaker 1: of him. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm in my late thirties
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  Speaker 1: and I'm dating a man that I met at church.
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  Speaker 1: I found out that he talked to our pastor about me,
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  Speaker 1: and the pastor Hennett that he might be ready to propose.
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  Speaker 1: I got excited and decided it was time to take
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  Speaker 1: our relationship to the next level, meaning it was time
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  Speaker 1: for sex. We have been together for six months, and
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  Speaker 1: we were friends for two years before we started dating.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't had sex, but we sleep in the same
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  Speaker 1: bed a lot, and I like to sleep in my underwear.
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  Speaker 1: I must admit that he is a strong willed man
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  Speaker 1: because I look great in my underwear and I am irresistible.
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  Speaker 1: We have also taken a few showers together, and again
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  Speaker 1: he never made a move on me. He says, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't right, or you play too much to let me
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  Speaker 1: know he's turned on by me. This past weekend, he
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: stayed at my house and I slipped into some of
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  Speaker 1: my sexy lingerie before we went to bed. I told
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  Speaker 1: him that it was time for us to explore each
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  Speaker 1: other intimately, and he said that in due time we would.
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  Speaker 1: But when he lay next to me in the bed,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: his body said something else. I initiated some pregame activities
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: and we had the most romantic intimate experience ever. I
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: was relieved and very happy happy afterward because I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to make sure he knew what he was doing in
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  Speaker 1: the bedroom. The next morning, he woke me up and
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  Speaker 1: said we needed to talk. He told me that I
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  Speaker 1: was too forward, and I seduced him after he told
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  Speaker 1: me needed to wait to have sex. Now, the beautiful
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  Speaker 1: night I thought we had was ruined. He told me
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: that he thought I was the one for him, but
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: now he's not sure if we're compatible. I reminded him
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  Speaker 1: that he never set stop and it takes two people
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  Speaker 1: to do what we did. Do you think I took
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  Speaker 1: advantage of him? Please help? All right? I don't, necessarily no,
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  Speaker 1: think you took advantage of him of him, I think
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  Speaker 1: you took advantage of the situation. And I'm gonna go here. First,
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  Speaker 1: you mentioned a few things in the letter. You mentioned
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  Speaker 1: that first you met him at church, then you found
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  Speaker 1: out that he had talked to the pastor about you,
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  Speaker 1: and no matter how hard you've tried, he told you
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: that you guys need to wait. And what this kind
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: of says to me, is that, as unusual as this
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: seems in these sexually promiscuous times, that this man is
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: trying to do the right thing by God and not
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: fornicate with you. I mean, I think he really wants
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: to wait. He's told you that he really wants to
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: wait until marriage to have sex with you. You guys
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: are playing with fire, though. I gotta tell you that
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: he has a hughes you're being too forward and seducing him.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't understand what he thinks is going to
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  Speaker 1: happen if you guys are sleeping in the same bed,
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  Speaker 1: if you're showering together, and if you're wearing sexy underwear.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, all of that leads to sex, doesn't it. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it does every time for me, Every every time, right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's strong willed, You're right about that to
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: be able to resist all of that most of the time.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: But that's why I think you know that maybe he's
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: trying to be right by God. You guys have just
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: been together for about six months as a couple, so
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I think you need to talk more and find out
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: what's going on with him before you push this any further.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: It sounds to me like you know, he might want
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: to take it slow and make you his first lady
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: one day, but right now he's just not ready. Steve,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: That's what I think. I see so much mo in this.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Of course you do. Let's go on, let's not let's
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  Speaker 1: not break this one down. Let's tear this one down. Okay,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I remember late thirties. I'm dating a man I met
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  Speaker 1: at church. Found out he talked to your pastor about
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  Speaker 1: me and the past to hint it that he might
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: be ready to propose. So now you got excited and
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: decided it was time to take the relationship to the
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: next level, meaning it was time for sex. Let's just
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: review this right here. You're dating a man that you
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: met at church. This man goes to the pastor, obviously
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: saying something to the pastor. Your pastor hints to you
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: this man might be ready to propose. You got excited,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and then you decided it was time to have sex. Well,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: what church, y'all go to? What did the pastor say?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: I want to know the conversation you in the pastor head.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Right after that, you said it's time to have some sex.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: This is a great church. Now you haven't been together
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: for six months and y'all been friends with two years
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: for y'all start of date, and you ain't had no sex.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: But we sleep in the same bed a lot, and
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I like to sleep in my underwear. I must admit
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: that he's a strong willed man because I look great
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: in my underwear and I'm irresistible. Now, one of these
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: statements can't be true. You're gonna go. One of these
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: statements ain't no way in hell can be true? And
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: which one? Do you think? You're sleeping your underway? You
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: like sleeping your underwear. Okay, that's true. I look great
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: in my underwear and I'm irresistible. But he's sleeping the
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: bed and he don't touch your ass on some of
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: these statements ain't true. All right, we're gonna have part
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: two of Steve's three at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. Subject he really thinks I took advantage
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: of him. Uh, we'll be back right after this. You're
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, Steve, come on, let's recap
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. He really thinks I took advantage of him.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: That's a subject. Well, that ain't high. I see it.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: You met dating a man. The church known him for
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: two years. You all you found out that he went
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: in and talked to the past about you, and it
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: pastor came back and told you he thinked he ready
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: to propose. So right after the conversation with the past
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: and y'all church members, now this your spiritual leader, shepherd,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: you just got through talking to him, and right after
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: that conversation you thought we stand for us has sick.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the pastor said to you. I
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: don't know what he said to the past and I
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: don't know what church this is, but I would be
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: very interested in being a member. Just just right off
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  Speaker 1: the dribble. Sounds like a church I could easily just
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: go to if you whatever you want. Okay, we started dating.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't had sex, but we're sleeping the same bed
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: a lot. I like to sleep in my underwear. I
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: must admit he's a strong, wild man because I look
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: great in my underwear and I am irresistible man. Well, well, well,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: somebody ain't staying all the damn facts that I'm just standing,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: you know, not checked it down or don't stop that.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: We've also taken a few showers together, and again, he
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: never made a move on you. You just said you
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: was irresistible. Now unless you taking showers in that same
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: underwear you're sleeping in, I'm assuming all naked. Yes, and
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: then he'll say to me, you ain't right. You played
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: too much to let me know he's turned on. Well,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: this past weekend, he stayed at your house. You slipped
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: in some of your sexy laundry before you went to bed.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: You told him it's time for us to explore each
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: other intimately, and he said, didn't do time. We would
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: excuse me. But when he laid next to me in
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: the bed, his body said something else. I know it
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: did not mind is screaming at this point, it's no
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: longer talking. I'm I'm hauling at myself. Steve say, man,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: it's stupid, Steve. You see what I'm dying. He didn't, Steve. Steve,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: not the whistle blowing, because he can whistle you yeah, Steve.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: But when he lay next to me in his bed,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: his body said something else. Then she initiated some pregame
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: activities and we had the most romantic intimate experience ever.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I was relieved and very happy after which because I
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure he knew what he was doing
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: in the bedroom. This is a key line to what
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I'm about to get to. I wanted to make sure
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: he knew what he was doing in the bedroom. The
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: next morning, he woke me up and said we need
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: to talk. He told me I was too forward, and
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I seduced him after he told me we needed to
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: wait to have sex. Not a beautiful night I thought
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: I had was ruined. He told me he thought I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: was the one for him, but now I'm not sure
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: if we're compatible. All right, now, let me tell you
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: what happened. Shirley's absolutely correct. The dude was on some
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: straight spiritual stuff. He thought he was getting something a
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: little bit more hard, a little bit more pure than
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: what he had last night. Because you was in there,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: you said, I wanted to make sure he knew what
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: he was doing in the bedroom. Might as well put
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  Speaker 1: in parentheses, because I damn show du see see see
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  Speaker 1: just doing way too damn much. He can't even hand it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he trying to he performing, but you doing too
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  Speaker 1: damn much. You in't here? You you you in here?
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  Speaker 1: but not enough for two? That gummi? Who is you?
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  Speaker 1: And what is she to you? You too damn much?
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  Speaker 1: All right? You told me I thought I was one
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  Speaker 1: for him, but now he didn't shoe if you're compatible? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I told him. You didn't tell me to stop here.
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  Speaker 1: He couldn't use too much, he couldn't stay. Stop you
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  Speaker 1: running in here playing tag by your dad? So tag?
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  Speaker 1: I mean even the restling ring. You tagging, bringing yourself
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  Speaker 1: Brown Today's comedy segment, What you Got Jay? Nicknames with
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  Speaker 1: the nicknames, we all went to school with people we
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  Speaker 1: knew the nickname, and sometimes we didn't know that damn
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  Speaker 1: real name, but name the nickname didn't match the personality.
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  Speaker 1: Steve with him still with him. For instance, we all
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  Speaker 1: knew somebody in school named doll Baby, But what's the what?
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  Speaker 1: But she look like a doll baby. Ain't looking like
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  Speaker 1: a doll baby in years? In years and I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: in years. Yeah, baby, school somebody named Speedy Speedy, but
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  Speaker 1: his walk real slow. Jay, You do the beginning to
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  Speaker 1: all of them, and I had the call on it.
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  Speaker 1: How we talk about nicknames? Everybody got somebody who knows
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  Speaker 1: somebody that's got nicknames, but the nickname don't match the personality.
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  Speaker 1: How about somebody the name is smile Steve, but what
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  Speaker 1: ain't got a two finish here? All smile smile? When
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  Speaker 1: the school with the person his nickname? For years, everybody
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  Speaker 1: called him books Books stopped going to school in the
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  Speaker 1: seventh grade. Books Books ain't been to school since seth grade.
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  Speaker 1: All yeah, what y'all caring them for? They called books
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  Speaker 1: though nickname, that their nickname, but they don't match the person.
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  Speaker 1: That nickname is slim fat as way four hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 1: He was slim in junior high. He bed ridden a
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  Speaker 1: four hundred heavy sim I know how about this some
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  Speaker 1: nickname nickname? His nickname all through the school was cash Money,
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  Speaker 1: broke his hel the opposite. I love this nickname. And
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  Speaker 1: in last but not least, anybody would look in front
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  Speaker 1: of that name, ain't little at all? No, No, because
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  Speaker 1: they did. They started that in the seventies and eighties,
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  Speaker 1: Little John, Little Mike, live by wild Little Wayne. George
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  Speaker 1: Wallace got an aunt he called white Girl. Problem is
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody in his family light? He even lighted one
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  Speaker 1: George Waller lights. Wonder if everybody didn't family car him read?
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  Speaker 1: I thank you guys, nicknames. I love You're listening all right?
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  Speaker 1: So guys, here's a question for you. Do you have
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  Speaker 1: a hiding place in your home to just have a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes alone? You know? I mean everybody should have someplace,
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  Speaker 1: some little getaway place that they can have some me time.
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  Speaker 1: For instance, some women like to have what they call
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  Speaker 1: a she shed or a small room that they can
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  Speaker 1: read in or just chill in. I you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I love the bathroom. Men usually go into the garage
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  Speaker 1: or their man cave or the basement or someplace. Do
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  Speaker 1: you take an extended break in your home hiding place?
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  Speaker 1: Do you do it every day? Is the question? Or
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  Speaker 1: does your family know not to disturb you when you're
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  Speaker 1: in your favorite room or your hiding place. Come on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I know you take time for yourself. Yeah, always done that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go. I'll go to San Diego. You lead a house. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the hell out can't follow me down now, Damn, grandkids
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  Speaker 1: know how to use the elevating everything. I'll be Damn.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to Sandy Eggles. It's beautiful there. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care if it's just they're not there. Clearly you got one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I loved. I will be in my bathroom for our words,
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  Speaker 1: ours in the bathroom, in the bath because I have
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  Speaker 1: a TV in there, and you know I do my makeup,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I don't mean the water. You don't
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  Speaker 1: mean the toilet. No, no, no, I don't spend most
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  Speaker 1: of my time. I spent most of my time in
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  Speaker 1: the band. No no, no, not there. I just part. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's separate with the band. I got my TV right
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  Speaker 1: in front of the toilet and a computer. Now that's
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  Speaker 1: how you go from Now, that's how you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: miss nothing goes when I'm watching the game, I just
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  Speaker 1: get I'm going in the bathroom. It's on the wall,
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  Speaker 1: right in front of you. Yeah, I ain't done that
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  Speaker 1: up a little high where you can keep your head up.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to look even keep your head or
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  Speaker 1: be digestive tracking more open the slight little What about
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  Speaker 1: you tell me I'm in my theater I can get
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  Speaker 1: away from Did you hear that rich as? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now you said a rich ass statement. And I ain't
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  Speaker 1: saying that. You said, my kids on my grand baby's
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  Speaker 1: on the elevator. I ain't saying nothing about your elevator
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  Speaker 1: in your house. I ain't even saying I was going
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  Speaker 1: to because I ain't going go ahead, teeth. I thought
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  Speaker 1: I had it limited. Okay, all right, well my past
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  Speaker 1: his elevator on my theater. Hey, junior, which one of
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  Speaker 1: your rooms in your house is your theater? Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: hear from the poet. What I had to do is
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  Speaker 1: take some some drapes and put them on the side
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  Speaker 1: of the TV. Make my ass the theater with promoting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a theater. Hold on, y'all, come out
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  Speaker 1: to kitchen. Drap's gonna hitch. I'm gonna make a fill
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  Speaker 1: that boy, Paul Nice, ain't be me. I'll go to
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  Speaker 1: my theater. Nothing. I can't say nothing. How many seats
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  Speaker 1: in the theater. I'm not telling so many. They can't
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  Speaker 1: find him in there. Y'all shut up, Steve Water, go
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  Speaker 1: down front, see if down. Now, I've ben to take
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  Speaker 1: my hand down and look in the brock and and
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  Speaker 1: see me down. Ask me where I go to get away?
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  Speaker 1: That's all I well. The Lord is still blessing, blessing you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know you had I'm saying, if you're
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  Speaker 1: talking to you like you he had one, I got changed.
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  Speaker 1: I talked to you. How are you talking to him?
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  Speaker 1: At first? He had no th he got a thing.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta changed. I talked to him. Miss the nephew. Now, hey,
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  Speaker 1: miss nephew, what time you go down to the Oh so, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: in case you don't make it to San Diego? What
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  Speaker 1: what room in your home do you go to? Where
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  Speaker 1: do you go? I'll go all the way down to
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  Speaker 1: the basement. What's done? Then? Just a little man cave?
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  Speaker 1: I got? Oh? Okay, all right? See who? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up more of today's trending stories on the Steve
• 1:11:47
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  Speaker 1: after the hour. Right after this, what man than yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show? If your favorite part of vacation is
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: getting on the plane. You're in luck, all right. Engineers
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: right now are working on what they call a flying
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: hotel that will allow you to spend your whole vacation
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  Speaker 1: mid air. Now have you heard of this, Steve? Have
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: you heard of anything like this? Now? Already got depico,
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  Speaker 1: he see, I knew all right. A detailed mock up
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: shows a massive, multi level plane that could hold over
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  Speaker 1: five thousand people and stay in the air for days, weeks,
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  Speaker 1: or even years at a time. The proposed is called
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: the sky Cruise. It hopes to have luxuries like several
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  Speaker 1: swimming pools, restaurants, and a shopping mall. It will be
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  Speaker 1: a nuclear powered plane, so it won't need pilots, and
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: it will be run entirely by computers. So my question
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  Speaker 1: to you is, would you do this? Would you like
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  Speaker 1: to be thirty thousand dollars thirty thousand miles in the
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  Speaker 1: air or for about a week feet thirty thousand feet
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: in the air for about a week, And you say
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: they already have it, Steve, that's gonna be hard on
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  Speaker 1: an airplane. I don't know how they're gonna pull that off,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: because the cabin pressure is not really good for you
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  Speaker 1: for that long. Those long flights, you do a lot
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  Speaker 1: of swelling in cabin pressure like that. How you're gonna
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: wear your compression socks? Get the swimming pool already hard
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  Speaker 1: to get off. They already hard to get on and off.
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  Speaker 1: You get them wet, You're gonna have to cut them off.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be damn people though. All right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after we'll play a round of
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  Speaker 1: would you rather? Right after this you're listening to show?
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now for a round
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  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather receive unlimited text
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  Speaker 1: messages from Kanye West or Donald Trump? For ten days now?
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  Speaker 1: I won't play the West. They were way more interested,
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  Speaker 1: I really think, so yeah, man, yeah, Kanye ain't ye
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Actually Man is a good dude, it really is. Yeah.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: And and Trump is actually a really bad dude, so yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just I think I think Yea needs a real friend,
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  Speaker 1: real friend that actually loves him, cares about him and
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: wants to protect him, and that means not agree with everything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, would you rather lose all the money you
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  Speaker 1: earned this year, or would you rather lose all of
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  Speaker 1: the memories you gained this year? I ain't got a
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  Speaker 1: member damn thing. You know. We are taking one of
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  Speaker 1: these checks though, no matter. I don't even ask me,
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  Speaker 1: do you remember? Guy? Well that's prices. But I'm gonna
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: be trying to remember where the hell my money went
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  Speaker 1: to though, I'm trying to remember why I was at
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  Speaker 1: work all him damn day took all of it, all
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  Speaker 1: made this year, all the memories. All right, Well let
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  Speaker 1: me see, you know, really technically, technically, I really, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I keep the memories. I can go make some more money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know I could go. Really, I keep the memories
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  Speaker 1: because I can go. I can replace the money. I
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  Speaker 1: can get some this hill. I mean, my mama turned,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: my mama turned eighty, and my baby girl graduated. You
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  Speaker 1: never remember that again? Uh? That ain't gonna have it
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  Speaker 1: in my head. I gotta have it in my head,
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  Speaker 1: all right. I'm just broke with I'm broke with that though. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: just here all right? Would you rather be stuck in
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: your house stuck? Would you rather be stuck with your
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: spouse in a treehouse? Or would you rather be stuck
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: with your spouse in a tent on a rainy day,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: treehouse or tent on a rainy day. Know what, either way,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine because it ain't no ac conditioning there. She
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: ain't got that thing on sixty. I'm good. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't freezing me to do that's junior tent. Why so, rain,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: brain is sexy, Brain is sexy? All right? Okay with
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: that rain? All right, guys, that's today's round of would
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  Speaker 1: you rather? Coming up at forty nine minutes after. It's
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  Speaker 1: the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, guys, here we go,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a good day, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Teach us something on the way out, Steve. Well, you know, um,
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  Speaker 1: I think the one thing that I've one of the
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  Speaker 1: other things that I picked up when I was on
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  Speaker 1: my vacation this summer, and one of the things that
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  Speaker 1: was a great take way for me was how to
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  Speaker 1: create value in my life. I mean, look, we all
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  Speaker 1: want to have a life that's worth something. We all
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  Speaker 1: want to be able to reap the benefits of our labor.
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  Speaker 1: We all want to show increase as we get older.
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  Speaker 1: We all want to retire, save money. We all want
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  Speaker 1: to hit the big lick. We all want to get
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  Speaker 1: make it. We all want to somehow get over. We
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  Speaker 1: all want to live our best life. So how do
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  Speaker 1: we create the most value? Well, two things that you
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  Speaker 1: have to contend with when you're talking about quality of
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: life and value. That's your health and your time. Your
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  Speaker 1: health in your time or two of the most important
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  Speaker 1: commodities that you have. Because if you're out of either
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  Speaker 1: one of those, you are in a world of trouble.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be out of time, you're dead, and you
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  Speaker 1: can't be out of health you're sick. And when you
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  Speaker 1: really out of health, it's tough, man. It is tough
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: for people who aren't healthy. Most people I know with
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: money would trade in all their money if they could
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: be healthy again. So health in time. So how do
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  Speaker 1: you create the most value? Well, take care of both
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: of those things right there. If you take care of
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  Speaker 1: your health and you become an expert at time management,
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  Speaker 1: I can't even tell you the value that you've increased
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  Speaker 1: in your life. And this is something where you don't
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  Speaker 1: need help from anybody. Else. You can do all this yourself,
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  Speaker 1: starting right now. You can actually eat better and start
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  Speaker 1: to feel better. You can actually cut out a lot
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  Speaker 1: of crap in your day and have more times for
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  Speaker 1: more things that's important to you. I mean, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: on this kick right now, really really trying to get
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  Speaker 1: myself healthy on the inside, and I'm encouraging people. Look,
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  Speaker 1: you don't let old aid age just come and walk
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  Speaker 1: you out of here. You got to get in a
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  Speaker 1: fight with it. Don't just sit down and rust away.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you don't move something but you don't use,
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  Speaker 1: you lose. So if you're not moving your body, you
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  Speaker 1: lose the ability to move your body. That's just common sense.
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  Speaker 1: Get up, take a walk, Introduce some greens into your diet. Man,
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  Speaker 1: eat smarter. Stop so much process food. Nobody's gonna eat perfect,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: but at least try to increase your health. It'll make
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: you feel better. The quality of life that you had
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: would be better. Secondly, eradicate everything in your data is
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  Speaker 1: a waste of time. If you are doing something that's
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  Speaker 1: not making you better, feel better, and your life better,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: why are you doing it? Why are you doing it? Really? Man,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: When you do something, it should be to progress yourself,
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  Speaker 1: even if it means turning around helping somebody that's less fortunate.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know the blessing that you send your way
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: by helping the least of these, the less fortunate? You
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  Speaker 1: know God pays you for that. Even if you just
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  Speaker 1: cut out the people in your life that are negative,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: cut them out your life and replace them with positive people.
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  Speaker 1: How I got news. But you don't even have to
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  Speaker 1: replace them. Just cut them out, man, where you can
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  Speaker 1: have a solid thought yourself. It's horrible when you got
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: certain people that call you and all they do is
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: call you with bad news. They got nothing positive to say, ever,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: they just always on some negative tip, and then next
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: thing you know, it's bleeding over in your day. Your
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: day was fine until you took that call. Get those
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  Speaker 1: people out of your circle, get them away from you.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay. I say this over and over and over,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: but I can't tell you how many toxic relationships are
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: in your life that's making your life toxic. And you
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: sitting up in here and don't understand why you sick.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: You got too many toxic people around you. I have them,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I used to have a lot more. I think I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten rid of all of them. I had a company
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: meeting the other day and something flat up and I
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: squashed it right away, So maybe that'll keep that from spreading.
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  Speaker 1: But if it don't, I know who it is. And
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: I just don't like toxic relationships around me anymore. I
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: just decided that I don't have the time to walk
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  Speaker 1: you through life on how to be and you ain't
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  Speaker 1: really trying to be no better your damn so so
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: why am I wasting my time with you? Remove toxic
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  Speaker 1: people out your life, toxic relationships, get out of any
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: toxic situation, because all it's doing is making you thick.
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  Speaker 1: So if you manage your time better and you take
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: care of your health, those are two things that you
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: could do immediately to start changing your life. I mean,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: you can do this. You can go online. You can
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: go online. You can go plant base for a little while.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: You can cut out processed foods for a little while.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: You could just cut out sugar for a little while.
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  Speaker 1: Take it step by step and see if you don't
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  Speaker 1: feel better. If that makes you feel better, implement more
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  Speaker 1: of that in your life and watch what you have
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  Speaker 1: when you get rid of stop talking to toxic people,
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