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Thanksgiving Vacay Begins Enjoy - 11.21.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all baby
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  Speaker 1: at all, suit all looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: them more, just like the molking but things and it's
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  Speaker 1: touble y'all to be true. Good to stay listening to
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  Speaker 1: me toach other for still handle money? Don't you join?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah by joint period men said do you guy? Turn? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you go. You gotta turn to turn turn lobby, got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water the water come
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  Speaker 1: come on your back. Uh huh, I shall will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. Y'are listening to the voice come on
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  Speaker 1: digging now on it only Steve Harley got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show man instead of trying to be about the business.
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  Speaker 1: To y'all, I'm i'm I'm I'm doing all I can.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what's crazy in the efforts that I make.
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  Speaker 1: I can do more. And my father used to tell
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  Speaker 1: me something when I was growing up. He says, son,
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  Speaker 1: when you've done your best and you've done all you can,
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  Speaker 1: sit still for a second and just do a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more. Always remember that, he said. When you've done
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  Speaker 1: the best you can and you can done all you
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  Speaker 1: can think of, he say, sit still for a minute
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  Speaker 1: and do some more. And you know what I've discovered
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  Speaker 1: in my life, always have a little more. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever just out out out completely. I can't take another step.
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  Speaker 1: There ain't another breath in me, There ain't there ain't
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  Speaker 1: another thought I can produce. I'm never completely out, man.
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  Speaker 1: Just take a rest for a minute, man, and then
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  Speaker 1: just do a little bit more. And that that. I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you how many times that's helped me get
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  Speaker 1: over the top. You know, I was watching a documentary
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  Speaker 1: about people climbing a Mount Everest and how difficult climbing
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  Speaker 1: Mount Everest was and how they have on the hill,
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  Speaker 1: uh something called like a death zone or killing zone
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  Speaker 1: where the majority of people run out of oxygen and
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  Speaker 1: they have to turn back. Well, what's crazy is it's
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  Speaker 1: right in view of the summit. You can actually see
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  Speaker 1: the top of Mount Everest from there. But it's but
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  Speaker 1: it's that little bit that's left that's this most difficult.
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  Speaker 1: Now that I forgot all the reasons why they said
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  Speaker 1: most people don't make it from there, and more of
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  Speaker 1: people have lost their lives in that area. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what it is, but the people that make it
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  Speaker 1: to the top of Mount efforts, they all had to
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  Speaker 1: go through that same zone or that same area, but
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  Speaker 1: they had a little bit more that allowed them to
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  Speaker 1: get to the top. You know, a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: have had accidents up there trying that. So I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even really sure if Mount Everest analogy is a good one.
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  Speaker 1: But let's just break it down a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just talk about life. There's a poem I learned
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  Speaker 1: back when I host pledge in. It's called don't Quit.
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  Speaker 1: The authors are unknown, but the poem was called don't Quit,
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  Speaker 1: and I had to memorize it. I memorize this point
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  Speaker 1: when I was eighteen nineteen, but the poem stayed in
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  Speaker 1: my head. I'm gonna try to remember it right now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying for you, but there's a stanza in it
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  Speaker 1: that talks about how many a fellow has turned about
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  Speaker 1: when he might have won had he stuck it out.
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  Speaker 1: So don't give up. Though the pace seems slow, you
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  Speaker 1: may succeed with another blow. You know. That's a stanza
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  Speaker 1: that always sticks out in my mind. I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 1: I can memorize one whole of right, Okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: the point. There's the author is unknown. The name of
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  Speaker 1: the point is don't quit. It goes like this. If
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  Speaker 1: I'm make a mistake, I'm just trying to drum it up.
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  Speaker 1: So here we go, it says when things go wrong,
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  Speaker 1: as they sometimes will, when the road you're trudging seems
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  Speaker 1: all uphill, when your funds are low and your debts
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  Speaker 1: are high, when you want to smile, but you have
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  Speaker 1: to sigh when cares are pressing you down. A bit,
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  Speaker 1: rest if you must, but don't quit. For life is
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  Speaker 1: queer with his twist and turns, as every one of
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  Speaker 1: us must sometimes learn. And many a fellow has turned
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  Speaker 1: about when he might have won had he stuck it out.
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  Speaker 1: So don't give up. Though the pace seems slow. You
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  Speaker 1: may succeed with another blow. Often the gold is nearer
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  Speaker 1: than it seems to a faint and a faltering man.
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  Speaker 1: And often the struggler has given up when he might
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  Speaker 1: have captured the victor's cup, and he learns too late,
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  Speaker 1: when the night came down, how close he was to
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  Speaker 1: the golden crown. Success is failure turned inside out. It's
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  Speaker 1: your silver tint of your clouds of doubt, and you
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  Speaker 1: never can tell how close you are. It may be
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  Speaker 1: kneel when it seems afar, so stick to the fight
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  Speaker 1: when your heart ist hit. It's when things seem worse
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  Speaker 1: that you mustn't quit. I remember it because I'd had
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  Speaker 1: a special method of helping you remember stuff back then.
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  Speaker 1: But I remembered that at that point. My Dad's kept me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if we often talk about scripture and everything,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't, I don't see how I could live
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  Speaker 1: without it. But every now and then, man, somebody has
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  Speaker 1: a writing. God puts a writing on somebody's heard that
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  Speaker 1: delivers a message. Man, that can help people. I use
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  Speaker 1: every motivational tool that I possibly can to climb this
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  Speaker 1: letter of success or try to be the best fall
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  Speaker 1: and the best husband I can be. I've done a
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  Speaker 1: lot of changing over the years, and so have you.
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  Speaker 1: But change is necessary in order to grow. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't make changes, folks, you can't grow. I was a
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  Speaker 1: young man on my set. I kept looking at him,
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  Speaker 1: and a sharp little young dude just on my set,
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  Speaker 1: and he had these dreads and I mean they were
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  Speaker 1: they were super long, man, they will well below the
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  Speaker 1: middle of his back. I mean it was just long.
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  Speaker 1: And he kept talking to me, and he kept talking
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  Speaker 1: to me and talking to me. Now know, somebody gonna
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  Speaker 1: take this too wrong way. But this is my story.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, feel how you want to feel. Already
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  Speaker 1: know the emails is coming. You're talking about it. So
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  Speaker 1: your man kept talking to him, and I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know you do your here a huge self of
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  Speaker 1: favor in the business you and if you got a haircut,
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  Speaker 1: you would do yourself a huge favor. I said, your
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  Speaker 1: images everything, man, I said, you keep stopping me in
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  Speaker 1: the hallway to try to tell me what you're doing,
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  Speaker 1: what you are, but all I see is your hair,
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  Speaker 1: and I keep trying to figure out what you're doing
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  Speaker 1: with all that hair. Man, Now you can feel how
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  Speaker 1: you want to feel. But I'm like an employer. I
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  Speaker 1: employed people. So when I'm walking through the hallway and
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  Speaker 1: I try to think of you traveling me with me,
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  Speaker 1: and you're sitting in a meeting with me, I try
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  Speaker 1: to imagine you in your suit sitting there talking business
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  Speaker 1: with me. And so, just like other employers are, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just having a real story with you. So I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: you are to consider cutting your hair. He said, mad
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  Speaker 1: Mr Harve, I've been growing his hair sounds a little boy.
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  Speaker 1: I said, how hold are you now? He said? I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: how long? You want to hang on to what you
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  Speaker 1: was when you was a little boy. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: you started growing your hair when you're a teenager. I
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  Speaker 1: mean you're twenty eight now? What we and I said,
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  Speaker 1: so let me help you understand something. Let me let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you something. What does it do for you? Man?
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  Speaker 1: It's just who I am? It's I said, so you
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  Speaker 1: your have He said no, no, But it's a part
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  Speaker 1: of me. I say, that part of you that you're
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  Speaker 1: hanging on too. What does it do for you? I
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  Speaker 1: just like it? Well, dog, I like ice cream, but
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  Speaker 1: I feed that. But if I hang on ice cream
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  Speaker 1: and eat ice cream every single day, my body gonna
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  Speaker 1: reflect that. What is it that you hanging on to
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  Speaker 1: that you don't want to let go of? That's prohibiting
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  Speaker 1: you from being what all you can be? See, it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to be what all you can be if you
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  Speaker 1: want to keep being all you was? Don't that make
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  Speaker 1: sense to you? So I'm I can't tell you how
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  Speaker 1: many times I've had to change. Change is necess sary
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  Speaker 1: to grow. You can't be all you can be if
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  Speaker 1: you want to keep hanging on to all you was.
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  Speaker 1: That don't make no sense? How do you go forward?
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  Speaker 1: If you keep going backwards, you can't stay here and
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  Speaker 1: go there. Do you understand that if you want to
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  Speaker 1: go over there, you must remove yourself from right here? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I got right Here is comfortable. I got right here
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  Speaker 1: is safe. But over there's where the shade is. Over.
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  Speaker 1: There's where the fruit is. Over there is where the
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  Speaker 1: opportunity is over. There is where the mountain of goal is.
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  Speaker 1: So why are you stuck on here? You got to
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  Speaker 1: leave here to go over there. You can't be all
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  Speaker 1: you can be if you want to stay stuck on
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  Speaker 1: who you was. Changes. Growth is necessary. Let's go to
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, get up on your feet and get ready.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harvid Morning Show. And you know
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  Speaker 1: what we're gonna Since my my uncle likes to dedicate
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  Speaker 1: the shows two different things, we're gonna dedicate this show
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  Speaker 1: to two different groups of people. All right, first group
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  Speaker 1: is everybody that made Giblet gravy. This goes out to you,
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  Speaker 1: all right, ghibling, ah your ghibling ghibl it g Giblin?
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  Speaker 1: Is it Giblet? I thought it was gibling. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was ghibling. Latest is the gr J I don't
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  Speaker 1: know it's a It is a g it is a
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  Speaker 1: g for real. I haven't heard giblet alright, So everybody
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  Speaker 1: making Giblet, gibling gravy, how about both the Giblet gibler
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  Speaker 1: If you're making GiB gibl Giblet grave then and then
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  Speaker 1: last but not least, to everybody that's bringing the white
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  Speaker 1: person that Thanksgiving down, Thank you, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody ever recognizes. And I'm telling you the looks that
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  Speaker 1: I you know how I roll. If I'm coming, she
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  Speaker 1: gonna be white let and she always brings and we
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  Speaker 1: take it back to That's what I like about it.
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  Speaker 1: Try to have try to have like with the wind
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  Speaker 1: play and so she feel comb Well, that's a good
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  Speaker 1: one though, Junior. I'm glad you brought that up. What
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  Speaker 1: movies do you watch during the holiday? Oh? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: tell you what's to do that they watch a movie
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  Speaker 1: together every year. I tell you what movie they really want.
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  Speaker 1: And I hate to bring this up drum Line because
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  Speaker 1: it's on every holiday, man, because you're in it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: what can I say? I love drum Line and were
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  Speaker 1: in that. You were good in that check? Do you
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  Speaker 1: do you do your quite lady friend? Does she want
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  Speaker 1: to watch like Miracle? On thirty four speaks. You want
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  Speaker 1: to watch there, see what you're doing. We watched the
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  Speaker 1: Temptations Thanksgiving. Yeah, I wish you The five Hot Beats
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  Speaker 1: always comes on to let me tell you what I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna put car Wait, Carla. I forgot to tell Carla
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  Speaker 1: one thing. I saw the guy who played Otis the
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  Speaker 1: other day. He was come. I did you know? I
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  Speaker 1: did come to see nobody coming to see? We should
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  Speaker 1: do that. Your favorite land from your favorite movie. We
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  Speaker 1: should do that. Your favorite line from your favorite movie.
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  Speaker 1: I like that's Tommy. We're watching Claudine. Okay, we're watching Claudine.
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  Speaker 1: Come on Gladys tonight with that soundtrack right there. We're
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  Speaker 1: watching with my white. We gotta watch with a dynamite.
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  Speaker 1: Let her know how it's done. You are, why not
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  Speaker 1: we get through within a dynamite. I'm gonna get you
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  Speaker 1: a little data, my girl. What really? I'm sorry far.
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  Speaker 1: You know when we come back to talk about, you know,
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  Speaker 1: holiday loving, we need to talk about that. You know
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  Speaker 1: how if we never talked about that? Huh? And if
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  Speaker 1: we don't, how will you know right? How you know
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  Speaker 1: how to conduct yourself? Something funny? You heard? No stuffing?
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  Speaker 1: God when we come back at thirty two after you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Al Right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go with something funny today. We're going to start
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  Speaker 1: it off with Junior's Truth Be Told and then something
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  Speaker 1: and then something. Tommy just came up with Holiday Loving. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Junior. Okay, well we'll we're gonna get to
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  Speaker 1: that and I will have my input on that. But
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  Speaker 1: there's a few things. You know, we're right right there
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  Speaker 1: on the cusp of Thanksgiving, We're right there. We've covered
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  Speaker 1: all a few you know, a few things with time
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  Speaker 1: people should leave, and yeah, we've covered some things like that.
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  Speaker 1: But there's one thing I almost forgot that we have
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  Speaker 1: to talk about. I left something out, but I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: I thought about it because we're so close and this
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  Speaker 1: is really the most important thing, truth be told. Can't
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  Speaker 1: we keep the prayer under our just can't we just
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  Speaker 1: thank for the food. We don't have to bring people
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  Speaker 1: health condition into this crowd. We don't have to bring
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  Speaker 1: that out. Yeah, we just just just do the food
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  Speaker 1: and let's eat. We did you say the grace to prayer,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is, But just keep it under our First
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  Speaker 1: of all, I know it's gonna be a long prayer.
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  Speaker 1: When I hear my my mind to beginning, that does
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  Speaker 1: not go. We get our hands down and by the
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  Speaker 1: holding hand and you hear my mom, and the hands
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  Speaker 1: is sweaty. Yeah, some sanitizing, if you'll just have to
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  Speaker 1: go around the table and everyone say a verse. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're thankful for. Yeah, lately it's become what you're thankful for. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we need to have that box put up at the
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  Speaker 1: front door. Write it down, put it in there. Just
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  Speaker 1: put that up there by the dough. And we're getting this.
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  Speaker 1: So they just pray for the food because the food
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  Speaker 1: piping hot when we start. But it's always somebody that
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  Speaker 1: don't ever get to pray, so they always get a shot.
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  Speaker 1: Why do we let him even pray? He didn't even
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  Speaker 1: read his Bible. Why is he over here talking for everybody?
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  Speaker 1: My brother in law is the absolute longest world prayer
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  Speaker 1: in the entire world. A cousin like that, you call,
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  Speaker 1: I wish we could run one of them prayers. We man,
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  Speaker 1: they got to run it. It's gonna be all day
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  Speaker 1: when we stopped. But when we finished, they're putting food
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  Speaker 1: up because it's so cold now now We're just like,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta go. It's it's time. Ago. We have actually
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  Speaker 1: missed the game praying. Man, nothing wrong with praying, that's nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Point is he'll beat out tomorrow to cover the food. Today.
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  Speaker 1: Jackie's cousin was praying one year and doing the prayer
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  Speaker 1: it was so long. My son Jordan just said, Daddy,
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  Speaker 1: when we're gonna eat, start laughing man, because they were
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  Speaker 1: one thing about the kids. They will tell the truth.
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  Speaker 1: They will tell the truth. Man. Ok So, y'all my
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  Speaker 1: uncle Hell he does the prayer. He does the longest
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  Speaker 1: prayer right then afterwards he makes everybody count like how
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  Speaker 1: many family members are there? And we all three. After
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  Speaker 1: it's over, Now you know somebody wasn't listening, so then
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  Speaker 1: we have to start over. No, okay, do this for me,
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  Speaker 1: if you're listening, if you can take the holiday prayer
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  Speaker 1: and send it to me, get the prow and send
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  Speaker 1: it to Tommy hopefully call and let me run it
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  Speaker 1: next Yeah, let me get it right after the Black
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  Speaker 1: Friday when we come. Here's the video I would like
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  Speaker 1: to get. I'd like to get the vegan's eating greens
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  Speaker 1: and the halfway done. Realize they realized it's a hamhog
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  Speaker 1: up in the big jump off. There is good. I
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  Speaker 1: had an aunt. I had an aunt who would only
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  Speaker 1: eat the ham hocks. She didn't want you don't want.
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  Speaker 1: She wanted that him had aunt. She that it didn't
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  Speaker 1: have no teeth at all. One could kill a box
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  Speaker 1: of peanut brill. I'm telling you, Shena, she'd write down
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  Speaker 1: on it. Man, that's my same aunt. That my mother's sister,
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  Speaker 1: my mother's older sister, who loved to see the body
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  Speaker 1: at the funeral, even if she didn't know the person.
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  Speaker 1: Her thing was, she had to go to see the body.
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  Speaker 1: And that bends down. And that's the other one. That's
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  Speaker 1: the other one. My mom had three sisters and to
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  Speaker 1: take take me with him on a fascination with bodies.
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  Speaker 1: She just had a fatation with to see how they looked.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, we're talking about family because we're getting ready
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  Speaker 1: to see him. Yeah, yeah, here's when I got as
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  Speaker 1: when you fixed, when your play get fixed on, when
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  Speaker 1: you fix your plate. My green's got to be in
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  Speaker 1: a different bowl from the rest of the food. You
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  Speaker 1: My greens can't run all that green. Jews can't run
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  Speaker 1: into that dressing. That's that's mustard. Mac. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: mustard mac plate to have a dip in the middle
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  Speaker 1: to almost drop it. Move move move. But I don't
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  Speaker 1: say this though, Tommy. When I do that, it can
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  Speaker 1: all be together. But now with my corn bread to
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  Speaker 1: decide how I will put my corn bread in to
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  Speaker 1: sogging this ratio to be Yeah, okay, wait, now see
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  Speaker 1: I don't do corn bread, Carla, because we have a
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  Speaker 1: corn bread dressing. So yeah, so I do rolls. I
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  Speaker 1: just do the some people do. Listen that green jewice
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  Speaker 1: can hit them, James, y'all that green juice that ain't
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  Speaker 1: cos you don't want to. But oh, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: some good eating though. That's holiday season. Yeah, we still
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  Speaker 1: got holiday we didn't get to We're going to get
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  Speaker 1: to it. Trust me. I know you're not gonna let
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  Speaker 1: us forget that I got. I'm gonna show you the
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  Speaker 1: rule that I got holiday love it. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: take We don't want to know this is something y'all
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  Speaker 1: need to do. Is this something special that you don't
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  Speaker 1: do every other day? Come on Thursday? Yeah all right, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for your truth be told about the prayer.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate that. Yeah, we're very truthful. Coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: it's the nephews, run that prank back. Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: at the top of our Mr Anne will be here
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  Speaker 1: with today's national news and headlines. But right now it's
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: time for the nephew and run that prank back. What
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  Speaker 1: you got, nef. We don't need your mama dressing this year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh lord, this hurts my because my mom cooked the
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  Speaker 1: dressing for the family. My mother was good. What bens
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: you from the call a relative you missed yesterday? Here
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  Speaker 1: go hello? Hello? Who is this? Ms? Clinton? Who is
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: this this bes? I'm college? Is MS Purvis there? Um?
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  Speaker 1: You know she's not here right now, but this is
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  Speaker 1: our daughter? Um? Is there a problem? Oh? No? This
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  Speaker 1: this this being this Mama Mama Lord's nephew. Who is
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: this again? This blanda Mama Lord, Mama loa jo Ain't
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: it ain't correct? Mama Lord's Okay, I'm beeling. I'm her
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  Speaker 1: nephew from the other side of the family. You say
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: your name? Whatnot? Glad that? Okay? We'll tell you are
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: supposed to get in and we used to meet everybody afternoon. Okay?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Uh is miss purvises she is your mama making the dresses. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's making enough for about forty five people. Um, we
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: actually um, this will discussed about a month ago, right,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: y'all on the y'all they had the um conference call,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: the conference good family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay, Nah, listen,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: what reason why they got me to call? They wanted
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: me to go in and call, and and I was
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: trying to give miss Purvis she's not there. You know,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: she's not here. What's wrong? Okay, they're not gonna They're
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: not gonna need her to do the um to do
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the dress. And why wouldn't they need to do dress.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: She's been making it for ken years. We did, We
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: just discussed it. So what do you mean they say
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: that they got somebody down here that's gonna do the dresses,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: especially since y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to bring it,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you know, and be traveling with it. But they got
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: somebody gonna do the dressing. Okay, Well, first of all,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: how are you you're you're being gee? What is your name? That? Whatnot?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: My name? Benjamin? But they called me Benji? But but
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: but uh, like I say, uh, I'm on the other
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: side of the fact. I ain't on y'all side. Okay, Well,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to figure out why are you calling me?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Because she's been making a dressing for ten years, like
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I said, And I mean, it's been discussed. So I
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: don't even know why why you're calling me. I don't
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: even know you. Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: to you this right here is that they got so y'all,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't got to worry with bringing the dressing. They
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: got somebody gonna bring. They got somebody down here that's
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: gonna cook it, so and otherwhere with you know, if
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: you can tell Miss Pervish ain't got to worry about
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: the dressing this year. I was like, you want me
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: to tell my mama after she'd been making dressing for
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: ten years, that child say, y'all ain't worried about she
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have to make this ship because we're driving there
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: were dry every year. So I'm not gonna do that
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to her. So I mean, and I don't I don't
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: even know who you are to be calling me anyway.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Why can't somebody calling me that I don't know regarding
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: it Okay, okay, you're good the right, I am blended.
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, let me say this because I I
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: don't mind saying what what everybody thinking, but most people
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: don't want to say. Let me just say this right here. Really,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: what's going on is just right here. A lot of
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: people in the family, you know, don't really don't, don't
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  Speaker 1: really like this pery of his dress, d Benjamin, he's
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: supposed to be. Let me sport this up in there,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: my mom about making Tristen. You don't keep it and
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: we ain't bringing that home with us. So you can
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: tell your family that I said that because you understand me.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, for first of all, you got to understand
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: that I'm bringing news that that that people didn't don't
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: voted on, and it's what everybody want to do, don't nobody? Well,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: why is this Nick? How we had a meeting? She
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: been making it ten years? Ain't nobody's been saying nothing?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: And a guess what when them up in the house,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: nobody had better not be walking up and through that.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about my MoMA either, and you know I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: don't eat okay, but see right there, why why if
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: people don't like the dress in Glinda, why do you
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: want to make submit everybody to happen to eat it
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: if they don't like it? You don't. That's how I know.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know you want to come. Well, I don't know,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: no Benjamin, Ben who I want to do? My mama
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Lord's nephew from the other side of the family exactly,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: And they don't know yet. Okay, And it really really
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: to the bad all that I don't really know you.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm but but I'm but I'm man enough. I'm
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  Speaker 1: man enough call you and tell you what we're gonna
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: do it where we ain't gonna do what I know
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: ain't I said it wasn't I wantet it again. She's
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: gonna transic you gonna eat it, and we're gonna bund
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: my name. Okay, Okay, right there, listen. And I know
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: this might be hard for you. Don't understand what you
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: grew up with liking everybody else might not like you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: to say what you want to. I don't even white.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: So you weren't like it because you want in down around?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: But she make it now. First of all, when y'all
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: get down here, it's gonna already be some more dressing here, Okay, okay,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: and she got on that country and said, and we're
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: gonna see down and I'm gonna eat, and it's it's
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: not even what I mean'scuse no president in that I said.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I can say because your name's gonna hurt my mama feeling. Okay,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying to
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: tell you to tell her don't make it now, so
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: she won't even bring it down. We don't conly get anyway. Hey, look,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this here because every dealer you ain't
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna say
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: it as clear as I can say. If y'all come
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: down here with that dress, I promise you we already
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: got dressing made. We're throwing that dressing in the trash
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: so everybody can get the dressing that we made fun
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: of him, Deloy Blake. That's what we're doing. Please let
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: me splay something into you. I'm gonna be undressing Patroll,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and if I find out you then to my mama
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: dressing in the trash, it's gonna be something and we're
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: gonna set that out. I'm not playing with you. That's
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: what's too funny to me. I'm gonna call ain't kill me.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: We're on coming, ain't you While I'm not to tellers,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I'm telling this to boy. But now that they don't,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: said she you'll stop because when me, I don't even
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: know you'll tell I can't they fail you. The band
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: in the world, the Busy Bengel a love. I don't
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: even know you're w I'm telling you now, I'm telling
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: that playing with you. I'm telling you. Anybody hurt my
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: mama felling, it's gonna be so and then and I'm
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: telling you all, y'all gonna be yeah, fell it down there,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: but don't tell it y'all out one let me, I say,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Can I say something else to you? I wish you would.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: wanted me to tell you this, Glenda, this is nephew.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your cousin
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Sheila got me to prank phone call you tell me
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: fine you got you're about to make me? Said, because
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have my brothers. What yea play? Was going
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: to be careful? Last question before I let you go?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
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  Speaker 1: over the really worried me on this one time? That's
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: what you do, though, Man, I'm going over the lane
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: to night, so I go. Now, Michigan, the nephew was
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: in town, y'all get ready, man, the nephew was here.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Mama's boy. You've been hearing us talk about it. I
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  Speaker 1: promise you. Everybody is in the building, Robin Giving, Johnny Gil, myself,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: jackk Harry, Ja Harry putting it down. That that's a
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  Speaker 1: bad girl right there. Can I tell you all that
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: that's that incredible action she put it down. Shirlett Murdoch
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: as all of that, get you'll tickets. They don't see
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: right you will sing that that was the time she
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: didn't want to sing that song. No, but but she
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: put it. But she's so cold with Ja. She put
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: a little twist on the end of it. Now just
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: keep the lord wrapped up in there. Notice who he
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  Speaker 1: hasn't mentioned. I just want to make yes, Johnny Gil,
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  Speaker 1: the Star, Janni Fan, we know hit. Will I ever Get?
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• 30:35
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• 30:41
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• 30:46
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• 30:49
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• 31:05
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  Speaker 1: so very much for your thank you. Yes, but let
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: me say that. Listen, if I'm passing the turkey out
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  Speaker 1: to you in Detroit, I don't have time to take
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  Speaker 1: a picture and hold it's cold turkey. You're gonna have
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: to take the turkey and keep it moving, That's all
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Okay, yeah, that's got to give me some
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  Speaker 1: glove today, y'all gonna say. I know one turkey give way.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: It's about to happen, and I'm pretty sure Steve is
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. What's he's about to give away? Jay
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: and Tammy? These two jaff turkeys. Why we're in the
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: seventies all of a sudden, these two that happened your job, George,
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  Speaker 1: George Jefferson. Will you know what nobody ever picked up
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• 33:16
  Speaker 1: we've stretched it out for as long as we could
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: tell us about this holiday loving. Let's holiday loving? Is
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: this Shirley, And this is what I tell my wife. Listen,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: however many times you get a plate, that's how much
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: holiday loving I won't. I won't loving every time you
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: get a new plate. And when I'm counting and I
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: see you getting all these plates, guess what if I
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: see you get four plates, hey, over the course of
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the day, four times, I'm just saying, holiday love it, Junior.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: You against that if anybody agains the holiday loving rule,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: And y'all can add to the rule, Junior, definitely, definitely,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I can add a clicker in my I definitely want
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: to add to the older players out there. Listen to me,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: the holidays coming up. Get your medication earlier, Okay, get you,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: get you get you know, I'm talking about your fun mads.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Get your fun mads. Get that now so you're not
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: backed up. Go early in the ain't crowded away. Mr Brown,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: your buys was ready? Hey man, Hey, alright on that note, guys,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: we're gonna reel it in because we have to introduce
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: and right here we was just reeling it out. All
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: a lot of things going on in the world and
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: for the person to to let us know what's happening.
• 34:50
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• 34:53
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• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Oh you, good morning everybody out there. This is and
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: with the news, and there's a lot going on. Let
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: me get to it. First of all, President Trump has
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: put North Korea back on the State sponsored terrorism list.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: The United States is designating North Korea as a state
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: sponsor of terrorists. Should have happened a long time ago.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Should have happened years ago. Well, point of information on
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: North Korea was designated a state sponsor of terrorism before. However,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: in two thousand six, President George W. Bush took it
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: off the list as a way of providing the North
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: with an incentive to negotiate an end to their nuclear
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: build up. That's what he did it for. This latest
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: move by President Trump is mostly symbolic, but what it
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: does signify that the Trump administration is prepared to take
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: a tougher stand against the Pieon Yang government. So more
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: sanctions are expected to be announced soon, and Trump is
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: hoping that China will exert more pressure on North Korea.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: But so far and that hold your breath now. PBS
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: TV commentator Charlie Rose is being accused of sexual misconduct.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: A Washington Post reports as eight women are accusing the
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: veteran newsman of groping them or walking naked in front
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: of them, telling one woman how he am about her
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: swimming naked uh and swinging it Rose seventy five years old.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: He says he's deeply embarrassed and he's apologizing for his behavior.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: PBS has halted distribution of his nightly interview show. CBS
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: News says it suspended him as well. The Justice Department
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: has open investigation into whether the St. Louis Police Department
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: has violated the rights of protesters demanding greater police accountability.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Justice Department review reportedly requested by both St. Louis's mayor,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: the police commissioner there, a local Democratic congressman, and the
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: n double a CP legal defense fund. The local prosecutor
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: says the probe is gonna be looking into house St.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Louis cops have handled protesters ever since a judge found
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: a white now former St. Louis cop not guilty of
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: murder in the shooting death of a black man. A
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: separate federal lawsuit has already resulted in new limits on
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: when officers can use chemical weapons like pepper spray and
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: when they can break up a protest. Puerto Rico health
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: officials say the lack of clean drinking water has caused
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: an outbreak of something called leptosporosis. Authorities say there have
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: been seventy six suspected cases of the bacterial infection since
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: her came. Maria devastated that island. Finally, sad news, legendary
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: singer and actress Della Rees has died. Delar Rees, most
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: recently star of CBS is long running spiritual drama Touched
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: by an Angel. But she also was a singer and
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: actress and such that that that's her singing as a
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: matter of fact. But she was also in such movies
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: as Harlem Nice, where she played the no nonsense madam
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: who worked with Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy's characters they
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: playing no more you put that braid away. M. Blow
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: your damn pinky toe off. Oh now you're gonna shoot man,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: M pinkto He must be crazy to pull you're going
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: on me. She was eighty six years old. Died of
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: natural causes twenty minutes after the hour Stay tuned Eugene
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: the Butterfly coming up on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: come on, Jay introduced the butterfly. Do you know the fly?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Do do what I'm do. It's a little kind. It
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: has a calypso for all I love. I love the calypso.
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  Speaker 1: Sound Good morning, every one. Good morning, Shirley carl At Jr. Time.
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  Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown, who brought me a lovely good money
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: to all of you, are good morning, Harry's good morning. Yeah. Listen,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: here's what's going on with me a lot. I've been
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: hearing you. I'll talk about Thanksgiving so much, but what
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: you have not realized is this November is banana putting
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: lover's mouth. That is what's going on Thanksgiving. That that's
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: what I look forward to, is the banana putting. You
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's alan anyway, idio Allen and
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I love bananas. You know I'm the one that does
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: all the slicing of the bananas and the banana white
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: first getting Oh, I love playing tains. I call them
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: playing tains. They're harder. They're much harder than banana. I
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: was just careful. It's the texture. But let's said, have
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: you had them with the potato chips. Um, Charlotte and
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Carla plant potato chips. Those are acceptable foods. That's always so. Anyway,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: November is banana putting, lovers. You have got to get
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: you something good banana putting for the holidays. That's something
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you want to do. And there's always one person in
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: the family that knows how to make it. And then
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: of course there's always something that don't know what the
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: hell they're doing. So you have to be careful on
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: picking your pudding. Pick your pudding. Now you pronounced it
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: vanilla wavers a nilla waver. Now it's just I leave
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: the ball. Now you gotta flip that be putting a
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: lane on that. What you got? You got you selp
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: na nala white first. I love it so much. Are
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you guys gonna have anyone in your family bringing up
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: bana putting this weekend? No, don't make that for green
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I make it. I can make that. You can make it?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Is that? Is that? That? What's the big secret that
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: you have to get right? The pudding pudding and you
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: have to have you have to have more wafers than
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: you do bananas. Crunch, Yes, there you go, Yes, like
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: a cr you got a problem. That's right. Don't put
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: them on it too earlier so they won't get real soggy. Right,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: it's the timing thing. To Jay, there's a lady out
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• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Number three, we're just being nice. The preacher's wife can't sing.
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  Speaker 1: The preacher's wife can't sing? Okay. Number four? What's that
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  Speaker 1: thing on your neck? Ain't maker? Can I just say?
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  Speaker 1: The number three we're just being nice to preacher's wife
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  Speaker 1: cannot no disrespect, no disrespect. You know how I know
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  Speaker 1: she can't sing because the minute the preacher announces her,
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  Speaker 1: everybody started just in their seat looking at one another.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Lord, here we go, Oh God, not again. And
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  Speaker 1: she don't do it solo. No, let the band play,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Let the band play instrumental. Yeah, that's how you know
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  Speaker 1: the preacher's wife can't sing. And everybody in the church
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: notice though, but when the piano player does the introduction
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  Speaker 1: nine times where he just keep playing the introduction, not
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  Speaker 1: that so we don't have to hear her sing? And
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  Speaker 1: did that note ever? Tell yourself? You know, you know
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  Speaker 1: when the preacher White can't sing, when when she gets
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: up to saying, preacher stick his playing in the air
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  Speaker 1: and walk out to his office. You know, you know
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  Speaker 1: you know how she can't sing when she's singing and
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  Speaker 1: she missed a note, and everybody in the church and
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  Speaker 1: let him use you, let h let him use you,
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  Speaker 1: let him use let this. I know because we got
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  Speaker 1: to our church. Is how I know she can't say.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody faked the spirit, everybody pass out and nobody happens
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  Speaker 1: that the Lord is about the saying, we didn't give
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  Speaker 1: everybody the time comregation. Do you know she can say
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  Speaker 1: what everybody in the quiet and took a knee. But
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: we can do this. All right, We'll be back with
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy's prank phone call right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. But right now it's the nephew and
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  Speaker 1: it's prank phone call as you're not last. Yeah, Church
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  Speaker 1: bought me this glove so that I may have healing power.
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  Speaker 1: I just had to say that. My tribute to Richard
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  Speaker 1: Pryde right there? Which way is up? All right? The
• 45:53
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  Speaker 1: Y'all don't even know where I'm going with h Do
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  Speaker 1: we need to be concerned? Well, if your kids is yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you as your kids in the car. If
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: your kids is in the car telling them the Holy
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Head out the window, I don't want you to miss
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  Speaker 1: the prank, but to win for five minutes, you can
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: hit his prank. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell,
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  Speaker 1: do I know how you doing? This? Is Scott shame
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  Speaker 1: with bigger, bigger and better where we make you larger
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  Speaker 1: in charge? How you doing today, Scott. Who So I'm
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  Speaker 1: with Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, Scott. What's up? We were actually, uh giving
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: a phone call by your wife? Your wife? Is that correct? Yeah? Okay, well, um,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: your wife's um, your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon,
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  Speaker 1: is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks. Yeah,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: it's coming up. Okay. Have you have you decided on
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  Speaker 1: getting or anything or have you purchased anything yet? No? No,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I got a couple of days in mine. Um. Well, actually, uh,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: we got a call from from I think we've got
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  Speaker 1: something that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys. And
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and something I think that she wanted to recommend that
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  Speaker 1: something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting racking
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  Speaker 1: my brain. So is actually gave us a call. She's
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: actually had an idea, you know, what she would really
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: really like for her birthday present. So what's her name?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: You're coming Bigger and Better? Um? Alright, Like I said,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: she called you. I'm sorry she called you to give
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: me idea on what I should get for her birthday.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a
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  Speaker 1: little a little different and something that you probably would
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: never in a million years think of. But here at
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge,
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  Speaker 1: we actually do some things that we definitely know you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely understand her
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  Speaker 1: giving us what's your name against Sam Scott? Scott Scott,
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  Speaker 1: get to the point what you're selling actually let us
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: know that there are some things that that are really
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: really lacking between you guys, And she would very much
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: like for her birthday where you can be a lot
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: more well endowed. So you know, that's what we do
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  Speaker 1: here at Bigger and Bad, We actually hello, what I
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  Speaker 1: could be more wet, more well doubt sir? So I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: think really what's going on is Bianca is really not
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  Speaker 1: satisfied right now. She called you to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not when you meet willing doubt my junk. So
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: you're you're, you're, you're you're you're inadequate. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? You're you're Are you kidding me? What's what's
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: your name? Of? This company? In Bigger and Better where
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: we make you larger in charge? And right now you
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: know you're not. You're not larger in charge, and we
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: want to get you to that were to come in
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: for a complication, your compltation. I'll tell you what. I'm
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: gonna call her right now because it's right now, Okay,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her and were trying to do? Do
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: you not? Do you not think you need to come in?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I don't even think I even be talking to you,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Mr Scott about whatever is going on in my bed room.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I'm keen, so I'm not even I'm not even I
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: don't even know what going on the first sign of denial, right,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I don't have no no, I don't have no problems
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: in the bed roll well you know, I don't even
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: why am I even still on the phone with you?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: But sir, I mean you and you really have to
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: wear about here from me. She's gotta something to kind
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: of account with you. Then you you ain't go ahead
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: and close that out because Mr, let me say this,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: you have a you have a very big ego, sir,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you know, but you're not You're not as big as
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: your ego. I want to get you to that point.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: This is something crazy. I've heard some crazy things people
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: staying on But you're gonna call me talk about my
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: wife called you saying that I'm in adequate in the bedroom. Sir,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: you know what, and and and once again, I'm trying.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I know you, you're just doing your job, Scott, but
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call her right now. Okay. When
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: you don't work my number, you're in denial. I'm in
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: denial you Hello, sir. I really want to help you
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: as much as I can. Listen, man, listen, I'm trying
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: to get my wife on the phone right now. Okay,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I know you you've got a job to do, but
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called you,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: and you're just doing your job. They're trying to get
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: you in here to get a consultation so we can
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: get you further along the way you are consultation. I
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: don't need no consultation. I don't need no assistance from you.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: You call me no more. Man. Hey, you're small and
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I don't want to make you bigger. What what what
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: is this seeming like? Huh? What kind of job is that?
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: How do you even get a job like that? You
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: bly this job? An when you're in high school job.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to meet you. Stop calling me man, Mr Darnell.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to help you get through this situation. Okay,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: are you willing to come in for a consultation. At
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: least we're coming in for a conpeltation. We can get
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: you where you are. Are you listening to me? The
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: only consultation we're gonna have is my sister in your place.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: As you call me again to tell you what I
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: will come in for a consultation. Give me give me
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: your address and everything like that, all your information, and
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna be there.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: of the day. Sir. What I want to do is
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: get you lined up with get your call my wife.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I don't need no damn procedures. Give me your info,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: and you got to work by hearing from us. No more. Okay,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: right now, I know you can get up for me.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hang up on you, and I
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: understand we're trying to do your job. You're small. You're small,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to make you bigger. You sir, you
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: know what I'm trying to do a little small guy.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you with your problem. Now. If
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna be appreciative of it, then I don't
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: even understand why your wife knows you're why we can
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: have this conversation face to face. You don't know what
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: why your here. It doesn't matter if I can get
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: on the line. I can't figure out why she calls
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: you adequate man, sir. Here's the problem. You're tiny, and
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: you don't want to admit it. Get you know me? Man,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: You never see me. You don't know anything about me. Ian.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I can't even believe my wife's even call you. But
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: just this is just how you do business. You don't
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: call me and call me I'm tiny, sir. I'm just
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: playing something to you. I'm not only the president, but
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I'm also a client, Sir. I don't give up what
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: you are okay, okay? And there are some other things
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: that let us know as well what the what that means.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: He also wanted me to tell you that this is
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: nephew called me from Steve Harvey mart It show your
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  Speaker 1: good mama. What what y'all? Dore? Coming up next, Today's
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• 54:57
  Speaker 1: My dad's wilding out in Mexico. That's the subject today, exactly, nephew,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Steven Shirley. I'm twenty five years old and my emotionally
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: fragile dad. It's fifty six. Recently, my dad had a
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: midlife crisis and quit his federal job and moved to Mexico.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: At first, he was partying and having wild sescapades seccapades daily,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: and after doing this for about five months. He called
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: to tell me that he fell in love and he's
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: getting married. Despite his foolishness, I was happy for him
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: until I found out that his fiance is twenty two
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: years old, she has four kids and they communicate through
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: an app. Thence, she speaks no English and he speaks
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: no Spanish. The worst part is that she was a
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: prostitute and that's how they met. Let him read the glow,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: then he confessed. I love it. Then he confessed, and
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: he spent his entire four oh one k on her
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: and her friends at a strip club. He plans to
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: marry this woman, leave her four kids in Mexico, and
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: move home to live with my grandma for a year.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I called my grandma and told her everything. The wedding
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: was scheduled for last week, but had to be postponed
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: because he found out that his name is misspelled on
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: his birth certificate. I praised God for intervening. My dad
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: thinks they're in love, but I'm afraid that once this
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: girl get what she wants, gets what she wants, she'll
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: leave my dad. I love my dad too much to
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: watch him be this stupid. What can I do to
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: stop this. Please help me, I mean, thank you, nevew,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for adding some color to this craziness.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: All right, Um, I really don't think there's anything you
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: can do, because you're you're at is certainly old enough
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: to know better. He's just not doing better. He knows, um,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: even though you did say he was emotionally fragile. Uh.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: The sad part is there's nothing you can do. He's
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: a grown man. I know he's your dad and you
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: love him and you want to help. But he's making
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: his own choices right now, albeit very bad, bad choices.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: But he's not listening to you. He's not listening to anyone.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: And I doubt very seriously if he's going to be
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: able to move in with Grandma, with this woman who
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: used to be a hooker and all of that. Uh.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: He's just not making smart decisions right now. His life
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: is in a downward spiral, although he doesn't know it yet.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: The best you can do right now is just to
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: keep praying and hoping that God continues to intervene when
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: he did when he uh, you know, has something to do,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you think with the misspelling of his name on the
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: birth certificate. But this is this is really crazy. I mean,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: your dad's throwing his whole life away on this woman.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: And h he already threw with retirement away. So you
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: gotta keep him in prayer because he's a grown man.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: You have to keep him in prayer. Jay, what you got?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I like the math on this. The mathis how old
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: is he? He's fifty six? In the lady is home,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: she's twenty two. Ffty six goes into twenty two? How
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: many times? As many times as he can? That's what
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I'm right, is many times? Is Papa can't do it? Papa? Don't, Papa, don't?
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Papa don't? Yes, Papa, dude, you get one time to
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: enjoy yourself. What man? I know that definitely don't want
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: a woman that wants a woman that can't speak English.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Every man wants a woman. I don't care what sire
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: was speaks no English. So she cash back because I
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Makes your papa has
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: a pretn up and make sure his wills are tightened
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: up and everything. Papa enjoy himself. This is set life.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: This is Papa's life. Goodhead. I'm with Papa on yourself. Man,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Junior, idiotic decisions. Come on, guys, junior. Next,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I think I think y'all missing the boat on this.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: I think I think there's something here that you all
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: are not realizing is right there in front of your face.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Come on, now, let's look at that. This goes to
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: show you you don't have to speak this saying like
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: to find love. What's love got to do with this?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: This is love. Let me say, I don't condone prostitute. Okay,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: but at least the girl is working. Okay, Okay, I
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: do not condone. But if she's trying to pull away, Shirley,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: you're trying to bring some money in, Okay, you money
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: to the house. You bring some money. C C, I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: bring some money. T Yes, some money. Okay. There comes
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: a time when you know a strip club is necessary.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: And I understand the man blue his hole for one k?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: For sure? Isn't he allowed to do that? You don't
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: get you? Say see, you don't speak no English over here.
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  Speaker 1: Say see, I'm a black woman. You know we have
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  Speaker 1: something I want to see. Thank you. I love the
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  Speaker 1: fact that they don't speak the same language, but they
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  Speaker 1: speak the same body language. And that's what's about to
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  Speaker 1: get married. This body language is this is this is real.
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  Speaker 1: But this has to be the dumbest answer ever from you.
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  Speaker 1: There would be days he would just look at her eyes.
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  Speaker 1: No me, Poul, there is start. I keep the little kikidding.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if they start void, I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what they do. Be Sny Christmas. You got to listen, Ja,
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, we have part two of this. We
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  Speaker 1: want to hear from Junior as well, and we'll wrap
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  Speaker 1: up the letter when we come back. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go
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  Speaker 1: with part two of today's Strawberry Letters. Don't forget if
• 1:02:45
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  Speaker 1: Harvey dot com. Okay, now, this letter, the subject is
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  Speaker 1: my dad is wilding Out in Mexico, written by a
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  Speaker 1: twenty five year old woman about her fifty six year
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  Speaker 1: old in love with the former prostitute with four kids
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  Speaker 1: that he wants to marry and bring back to to
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  Speaker 1: live with his mother for a year. This is a complicated,
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  Speaker 1: crazy story. Uh, he's in love he's been down there
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  Speaker 1: whiling out, having these sex capades with these women, and
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  Speaker 1: he spent his four ok, this dad four oh one
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  Speaker 1: k this dad did all of this. The daughter is
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  Speaker 1: worried about him. She says, he's emotionally fragile. He's only
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  Speaker 1: fifty six years old too. Uh. The dad thinks that
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  Speaker 1: he's in love with this old woman, he said, But
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  Speaker 1: the daughter says once. She's afraid that once the woman
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  Speaker 1: gets what she wants, she'll leave her dad. And she
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  Speaker 1: loves her dad too much, and she she hates to
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  Speaker 1: watch him this stupid So what can she do to
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  Speaker 1: stop this? Is her her question in the struy letter. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so so, so what are you saying, Junior? Leave your
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  Speaker 1: daddy alone? And I'm in fact, I'm motivated to go
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  Speaker 1: to Mexico. I just put my flight this weekend. I'm
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: going to go down here and see what happiness this
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  Speaker 1: is perfect. He speaks no Spanish, she speaks no English,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, they communicate through apps. You know how many
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  Speaker 1: men who have women who speak English and ain't getting
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  Speaker 1: a damn thing understand what I answered? Junior? Here you go, Senior,
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  Speaker 1: Junior for beIN? Yeah, who don't go? Saw us uh cornandok. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but barritos and tacos on me. Oh yeah, coming anything here, winters, winters,
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  Speaker 1: aliana bull riding is good too. Yeah, he doesn't understand anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, like your citro is like hero. Slap
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  Speaker 1: my behind too. I'm doing myself. Maybe those trains count. No,
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  Speaker 1: I got no felonies. Enoughing this relationship is, this relationship
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  Speaker 1: is working fine, take it off clothes let senior junior
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  Speaker 1: senior junior Mia sua kia at capets the mark on
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  Speaker 1: Uh how you say? Uh? It's uh yeah, I brought
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  Speaker 1: up the case on myself that he has the market Trinidad.
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  Speaker 1: But surely wait, she said, how do you say? So?
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  Speaker 1: She had an English moment. Yeah, no high liberal book liberal,
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  Speaker 1: my little candle tinga. I'll go willing on, We'll get
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  Speaker 1: your three friends to come on in that all said,
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  Speaker 1: oh we need a translator everyone so yeah, a little
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  Speaker 1: sprissos uh so air about out a year or maybe?
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  Speaker 1: Um yeah, Well know what she said was can I
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  Speaker 1: go down to the bank and get my full one
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  Speaker 1: k and spending all the ho Yes that already stupid,
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  Speaker 1: but we don't go yes, I mean yeah, we're up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen Instagram me your thoughts at my girl Shirley. Okay,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: this is today's letter. My dad is wilding out and
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  Speaker 1: mixing crazy. Uh switching gears. Now. Continuing a time honored
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  Speaker 1: White House tradition, President Donald Trump will pardon the national
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving turkey in a rose garden ceremony. Dang yeah. The
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  Speaker 1: White House says the event will feature two turkeys raised
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  Speaker 1: in Minnesota up and after the ceremony, they will live
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  Speaker 1: out their lives at Virginia Tech University. This year marks
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  Speaker 1: the seventieth anniversary of the lighthearted event. Trump is set
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  Speaker 1: to spend the Thanksgiving holiday at his Mara Lago Club
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  Speaker 1: in Palm Beach. Anyone surprised? Hey, uh, and hey guys,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I do have a Thanksgiving kind of fun fact here Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 1: Check this out, guys, Johnson, Oh did you well? Did
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  Speaker 1: you know they produced four hundred and fifty million pounds
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  Speaker 1: of these last year? What are they? Just take a
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  Speaker 1: wild guest? Okay, turkeys, cranberries, cranberries, turkeys close to eat
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  Speaker 1: cranberry sauce with turkey because the cranberry I was always
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  Speaker 1: sitting next to the turkey and just sit there. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you don't, man, I love cranberry, But I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what's good. If you ever had a turkey sandwich with
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: slice cranberry, Yeah, actually had Thanksgiving all a piece of breath. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: black people saw Friday Friday. Ain't right. No Friday man
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  Speaker 1: does that. But could I say this? Come said that
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  Speaker 1: turkey didn't had it? Okay? Put that caucus in the trash.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's going timing. That's when somebody got to go.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: It's how big the turkey is. If you got to
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  Speaker 1: have a family member that though it's gone, it's all.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: They're gonna take that turkey and they fin a boiling
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Turkish to we're gonna eat eating it. Yeah, all right,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Coming up next at forty one after the hour, guys, Uh,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do a segment called how do you tell
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: someone that that we'll be bad? You're listening to the
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve is off today, guys,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: but shout out to Stephen his lovely wife Marjorie for
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: their generous hearts. It is time for the annual Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Turkey Giveaway, and the uh Giving continues today all over
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  Speaker 1: the country. Will be everywhere covering it like a blanket.
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  Speaker 1: Color that's right Shirley, New York kicking things off BLS
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  Speaker 1: headed to Dallas. How about them cowboys? Hey j here,
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• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and continues all day long. Yeah, I gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: you all this because he came to see me where
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: he actually opened up the show. I was in uh Maryville,
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  Speaker 1: Indiana last week. Guests who opened the show Bang Bang
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  Speaker 1: Bang Love Love represent sitting one oh three? He did.
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  Speaker 1: He came out, did his dog on thing. We took
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  Speaker 1: pictures out together. I did not know. Thirty seven years
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: in the radio business, he started on our morning show,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: the show that I did with the late great Doug Banks.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: That's where romotes started in Chicago. Yeah, the late great
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  Speaker 1: Purpose Yeah all right, Jay, So let's let's get to
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: the segment you wrote called how do you tell someone
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: that from time to time you have things that happened? Chilly? Right?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: And there's a certain way. How do you tell somebody
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: certain things? For instance, how do you knock someone else's door?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: M hmm, look them right in the face, is it, ma'am?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I tell you, how do you say that? You see,
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  Speaker 1: j I've been there the phone? Yeah, how do you
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  Speaker 1: do it? How do you how do you look a
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  Speaker 1: man in his face and just tell him your wife
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: is cheating on me, ain't you? I mean, how do
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: you do it? Bring that up? How do you see
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: these things? I got one. How do you tell your
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: best girlfriend those finger ways are not working for you, working,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: they're not working for anybody. Do you see anybody in
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: them back? No? No, they are back, but not for her?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah boo, yeah, I think I'm cool with the finger
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  Speaker 1: way when it turned into thumb waves so far apart?
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  Speaker 1: How do you say that? Yeah? Does they come out hunt?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this too. I don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: say this, but I just want to tell one of
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: my partners. I don't know how to say that, but
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: I need to tell them that, Hey, man, grown people
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: don't wear parts in their parts are done, parts are over.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not coming back. Why is the barb going that
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  Speaker 1: far down on the side? Why what is he back
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  Speaker 1: there for? But but Junior, my boy car page winning
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  Speaker 1: one right now? Still, That's what I was talking about
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  Speaker 1: it to y'all. I was I want to tell him here,
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  Speaker 1: my friend, Here we go. We're gonna tell it right now.
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  Speaker 1: Let that is he in the place, No no causing,
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  Speaker 1: another place you can play the game. I browsed a
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  Speaker 1: minute that brown Fields something I got to send you
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  Speaker 1: all right here? Market Yeah, okay, how do you tell
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  Speaker 1: someone Okay, I have a girlfriend right, heavily endowed. I
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  Speaker 1: must say, beautiful girl, beautiful girl. Bro's just always a
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  Speaker 1: little too small. Yeah, when she's over overadge overhea. You
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: know it's kind of puffy at the top and then
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: on the side, you know she got sad yes side, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the side boob. Yeah. How do you tell someone? How
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: do you? I don't know what we're gonna say to Jake? Yeah?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Is that a boom some Sorry? Wait, no, y'all I
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  Speaker 1: got one for y'all. Your girl surely over here. She
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  Speaker 1: don't have no problems though telling you. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you what she did. Let me tell you what she
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: did to me. We're shopping. This is right after I
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: had my baby, shortly nine years ago, right after the headsha.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: We went shopping in the mall. I tried on this dress.
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  Speaker 1: I said, what you think, sirley? She said, Oh, you'll
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  Speaker 1: be all right, girl. You just get you some spanks
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: A right, I got spanks on right now. What did
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: you tell that you don't need spanks calling you need whippings? Yeah,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: your friend always an opportunity to tell that one. I don't.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Keep you keep that's my girl,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Listen coming up to the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving is a day to make family announcements. We'll be
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: back let you know what they are right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show. All right, Thanksgiving is
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: one time of the year you have the whole family,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: usually in one place. Right. Thanksgiving is one time of
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: year you can make a big announcement to everyone at once.
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  Speaker 1: Enough relatives, enough relatives are there that presumably your family
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: won't make a scene. You clear your throat and say,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: excuse me, I have some news. Guys, can you share
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: anything that was announced at the Thanksgiving table on this
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: radio anything? No one stood up and said they had news.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: They were getting married, they were leaving him, Yeah, they
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: were getting of more. Uh. They don't even be a
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  Speaker 1: formal announcement. Just you just go hear it over everybody.
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  Speaker 1: They're turned the volume down of the TV and say,
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  Speaker 1: Calvin went back in today, he would he just went
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  Speaker 1: in an hour ago. Did the announcement? We get m h. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't let me tell you when my my parents, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had would have met my parents because
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: they were a unique group. Once you meet my parents,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: you have met my friends. You would have understood me more.
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  Speaker 1: All right, my mother and father got divorced and they
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: didn't make the announcement at the thanksgiving them and my
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: mama said, I'm leaving brown again. So you're like yeah,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: because she would leave my daddy like every year, so
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: this this time she did leave. She did leave. She
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  Speaker 1: who doubt? But every day they saw each other until
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  Speaker 1: they died. Every damn day if my daddy didn't come
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: see my mama, who wasn't living there, who wasn't living
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: with her, or she came to his house, not only
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: did she come to his house, she would take stuff
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: out every day. There's my part. I left my part
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: I thought I left. This was now do you now?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Do you understand me? You Patty, take that part. There's
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: my brother. I knew I left that rug and he
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: was like, and Ley, just take the damn rugs. In
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: my grandmother's neighborhood, that was a man that lived across
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: the street from my grandmother and four four four houses
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: down was his wife's house, and he would he would
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: walk down their health, donner, health, breakfast, whatever, come back
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: to his house. They live was down for me each other.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy thing I have seen I've seen this
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: guy who's he's like that hint, but he would walk
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: to this lady's house every morning too to go. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what he was doing. Man, it couldn't be
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: that much work. That's perfect, that's perfect for you. You
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: don't want to live with your spouse. You could still
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: be married and maybe not just lived down the street. Yeah,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: and just go visit. Maybe not marrying. You're not marrying
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: kind work for Ja'm not marrying. It doesn't work out
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: for him. You have to work, make it work out,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: you know what? You right there? When you hear people
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: talk about marriage, you'll say, well, how is married? It's
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: worth a man's a lot of work. Well, I already
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: got a job. You're gonna miss out, good holiday, loving man.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: You're gonna miss out on that that will not be married.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Tell him about it, have them call, well, what what
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: is it it? Just tell me this Jay, because I
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: just want to understand. Is it just because you don't
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the Jeff Sessions approach. I don't recall that.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: I can't remember and Ronald Reagan before him. Yeah, you
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: just don't like the commitment. You don't remember, you know,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: I may have. I just can't. I think you don't
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: like the commitment. I can't recall being from Alabama. I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't tell you. I don't know. Okay, well how about this?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: What could we get? Could we talk to any of
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: your ex wives? I don't recall any of them at
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: this particular, I don't. I don't remember. I could have
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: had I love interview. So you're not friends with them
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: after your break up? But I wouldn't say friends. But
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: they're not evil to me. It's more a relief that
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gone, which why they're nice to me. Are the
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: ones that that have been divorced. They're happy that he's
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: gone something. I don't know what people mean when they
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: say they're not the marrying kind. I mean they could
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: mean anything. I tell you what it means. The people
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: who are not married are not the marriage You don't know,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: but you can be. Yeah, you have to learn from
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: your mistakes. That's the other event why I'm married. People
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: so insisting of getting people. It's too much. Really, you
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: know what marriage really should expire in seven years, and
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: you just you and you think about to do this again.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: It really should mean the worst person on earth. It
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: should expire. Everything expires. Food, expires. You know your license expires.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Everything expires town right, Yes, things have things that have
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: the right to expire. If you want to, you know, reinstated,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: then you do that. But it's expire. It does expire.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: And you know what that means when you expire till death?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Do by date? Yeah, it's not good past this date. Yeah, expiration.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: You bitter man, and you've been mad. I don't understand
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: his pain. What's the hold up about that? Jr? Hold off?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: For what? Getting married? I didn't can't say we're going commercial,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: can't sit. You better have all the fun you want.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: Don't be rushing in. Well, I mean he's making money now.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Usually guys wait, you know, until they get financially ready
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: to make some money. You better have some fun because
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: guess what, once you get married, all that money is
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: not you're not able to We'll be back right after this.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: But you don't see this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, listen. Uh, we were just talking
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: about marriage. I didn't mean anybody upset. Yeah. Married. Yeah.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: Let me say this too. It's Thanksgiving, it's holiday season.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Let me just say this. Listen, and it's and I mean,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: no har all side pieces. Listen, when they come over
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: there on Friday, they don't want your turkey. They didn't
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  Speaker 1: have turkey. Okay, have something different to eat, but listen, listen,
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  Speaker 1: they're not coming over there to have thank Giving dinner
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  Speaker 1: with you. They tired and they're not looking for that.
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  Speaker 1: It would be nice, but you have some barbecue, have
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  Speaker 1: some different that they're gonna be tired of the turkey
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  Speaker 1: so different. We don't be like baby, we're gonna baby,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna sit around. I got the whole thing later.
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  Speaker 1: I just did this yesterday. I'm not trying to do
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  Speaker 1: this again. I didn't hell. I'm gonna go home with
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  Speaker 1: the play the food? What's that like to go from?
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  Speaker 1: I got this plays? Now you want to taste my
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  Speaker 1: broccoli castle role that came from over I came. I
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  Speaker 1: can't take that home. She can't be tasting your cooking.
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  Speaker 1: She gonna rinking that chips to all players and play,
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  Speaker 1: taking the plate, drive down the highway and throw it
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  Speaker 1: out the damn window. You can't take that home. You
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  Speaker 1: can't take that home. He can't do that. She's gonna
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  Speaker 1: recognize that. Did I hear you say? Like like you
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  Speaker 1: go back here, sap house. How is the castle roll?
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  Speaker 1: You know to me like the yams? Yeah, you get
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  Speaker 1: it home when you didn't put this You didn't put
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  Speaker 1: this peach cobbler in the fridy Where do you get
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  Speaker 1: that pitch comber front? That was good, you ain't that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That was good because the most scared words in man,
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  Speaker 1: it's who's cheating? Is just in my plate? Love? She
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  Speaker 1: bite it to the plate your brother from my house.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I know this for sure. That
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  Speaker 1: ain't your mama Green. Be careful. This is a rough
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  Speaker 1: time of the year right now, a lot of them
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  Speaker 1: we lose people runner. Yeah, and don't just throw it
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  Speaker 1: out to win the finer dog somewhere. That's hard over kid.
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  Speaker 1: The other thing to Jake Fellas, don't be too happy,
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  Speaker 1: just be even killed. Keep what do you mean, don't
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  Speaker 1: be too high like if you go see her come home,
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  Speaker 1: bring it back down right down that jolly. Don't come
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  Speaker 1: in with that jolly. Yeah, don't go in there with
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: that saying put a cut on your jolly, your moves
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  Speaker 1: and yeah you got to come in like you just
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  Speaker 1: got off work. You know that that you just left. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what do you say to get out of the house.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take mama. Yeah, let me run over here
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  Speaker 1: by wayne them until I come over there. Okay, no problem,
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  Speaker 1: all right with you. I'm not doing anything. Everybody call
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  Speaker 1: me filthy. Yeah, this is not the nineteen fifty. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't have my woman around that filthy top. My baby.
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  Speaker 1: We were going to the movies. Yeah, later on, it's important.
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  Speaker 1: You might have to see holiday movies twice. Okay, players, players, players,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Keep your mouth shut right here in
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  Speaker 1: trouble right here, all right? Uh. Coming up next, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you about the Harvey Turkey Giveaway. Okay, you're
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve is off today.
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  Speaker 1: But a shout out going out to Steve and Marjorie,
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  Speaker 1: his wife, for their generous, generous, generous efforts. Um just
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  Speaker 1: loving hearts, just you know, great spirits. Yesterday we kicked
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: off the annual Harvey Turkey Giveaway and the giving continues
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: today all over the country. Carla, what you got now?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: We are giving away turkeys. It's the Harvey Annual Turkey Giveaway,
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  Speaker 1: as you just mentioned, and we will be in New
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  Speaker 1: York kicking things off one O seven five w B list.
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  Speaker 1: That's our home station in New York. We're swinging on
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  Speaker 1: over to d C w h U R d c
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  Speaker 1: B one oh three in Chicago w d A S
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  Speaker 1: and Philly N seven v k L in Norfolk, Virginia.
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  Speaker 1: We are all over the country. We're going down south,
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  Speaker 1: Nephew Dallas, Texas k r n B. Also the Beat
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  Speaker 1: in Tampa seven to Beat and Mixing ninety two point
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  Speaker 1: three in Detroit, Tommy, you will be there today. In
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  Speaker 1: Detroit turkeys and in Houston, Texas who one oh four
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  Speaker 1: or five Kiss FM are new with family member. Also,
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  Speaker 1: the giveaway continues in Pittsburgh WAMMA one hundred and in
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  Speaker 1: Charlotte B one on one point nine. This is fantastic
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  Speaker 1: again to Stephen Marjorie, and thank you so very much
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  Speaker 1: for your thank you. Yes, but let me see that Listen.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm passing the turkey out to you in Detroit,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have time to take a picture and hold
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  Speaker 1: it's cold turkey. You're gonna have to take the turkey
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: and keep it moving. That's all okay, Yeah, that's what
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: I got to give me some glove today. Ya gonna say,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: I know one turkey give ways about to happen. What
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  Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure Steve is gonna do it. He's
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: about to give away Jay and Tammy. These two Jaff turkeys.
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  Speaker 1: Why we're in the seventies all of a sudden, these
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: two jack that happened Remember Jaf Jabb George Georgie Jefferson. Wow,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: you know what? Nobody ever picked up on that name
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: and market that. You know that? Just button ball. But
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: I think job turning right on brother, right on the side.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we've stretched it out for as long as we
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: could tell us about this holiday loving? Holiday loving? Is
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: this Shirley, And this is what I tell my wife. Listen,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: however many times you get a plate, that's how much
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  Speaker 1: holiday loving? I won't. I won't loving every time you
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: get a new plate. Holiday love it, Junior? You against
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  Speaker 1: that if anybody against the holiday loving rule, and y'all
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: can add to the rule, Junior, definitely, definitely I can
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: add a clicker in my I definitely want to add
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: to the older players out there. Listen to me, the
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  Speaker 1: holidays coming up. Get your medication earlier, Okay, get you
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: get check, get your no I'm talking about your fund mans,
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  Speaker 1: get your fun mads. Get that now, so you're not
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: backed up. Get your fun man right, go early in
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: the morning when it ain't crowded anyway, Mr brown yours
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  Speaker 1: was ready every man. Hey, alright on that note, guys,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: we're gonna reel it in because we have to introduce
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: and right here we was just reeling it out. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back to wrap up the show at forty nine
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  Speaker 1: after the hour with just one more thing. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we go with
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: the last break of the day. With just one more thing, Carla,
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  Speaker 1: you're on next with your cooking tips, your your eras
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  Speaker 1: and oversights to avoid stress free Thanksgiving. I like it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: cooking turkey. I don't know what what else is cook
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  Speaker 1: I cooking the sad I gotta cook, coming about of
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: house to pick up the turk. What are we talking about?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: What is called free cooking too? Cooking though, guys, it's
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: hosting can be stressful. So much happening in the kitchen,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: so you know it's easy to make mistakes. But so
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: I got some common Thanksgiving cooking eras and oversights to avoid.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: So your Turkey day is stress free? Not planning ahead?
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  Speaker 1: Number one thing you gotta plan ahead to make it work.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: So you gotta double triple check your shopping list, playing
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: it all out. Your prep times, Junior, we talked about
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: this the other day. Consider your prep times, cooked times,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: you know, just things making sure surely oven spaces available.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm talking to you. These are
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: the things that you have to do. I don't know
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: why take those books out, all right, forgetting the appetizers,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: forgetting the advertisers, because you know, we get so wrapped
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: up in the cooking the sides and cooking of us
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: and we forget that. Folks come over, they're hungry. Yeah,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: you want somebody waiting in, just a little somebody that
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: sounds good, that sounds like, that's sound good, alright, alright,
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  Speaker 1: serving all the hot dishes. This goes back to planning.
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  Speaker 1: You can only heat up so many things that there's
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: only so much and you got none right, right, there's
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: only so much of the space that you have, so
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: you got to serve something like the salads, and you know,
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: get all that together. Then let's see. All right, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have this problem over cooking the turkey, because
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: Tommy is a beast at frying the turkey. We get
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: a fried turkey from Tommy every year, So Tommy, break
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: it down, give them some pointers on frying turkey coming
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: all right, So here we go. So, first of all,
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: if you've never fried a turkey before, the most important
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: thing is throwing your turkey completely out. That is the
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: most important thing. You're gonna fry it. But certainly, here's
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: the deal when you burn your whole house down. What
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: you're talking about? Sure, I'm just sure. When when people
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: till my food, it's not the time for you to
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: chat me when they talk about cooking food, just kicking.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I seasoned this turkey up real good. You
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: have a syringe, you shoot it up. I shoot it up. Uh.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: My mother created this this season that she put together,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: so I have never forgotten it. She taught it to me.
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  Speaker 1: Shoot the turkey up completely. Let the turkeys sit in
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: the frieze. You inject shoot up. But anyway, shoot the
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: turkey up and put him in the fridge. I don't
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: fry my turkey till Thursday morning, all right. So I
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: tried to shoot him up on Tuesday and let him
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: sit in the fridge till Thursday. Dropping me in like
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: right before the hour before dinner. I dropped the turkeys,
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: so I got I got three deep fry of course
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: from our friends at Master Bill. A turkey is fifty minutes.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: It's it's three minutes per pound, three minutes per pound. Yeah,
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: so if you buy a turkey that's uh one pound,
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: you just cook it for three minutes. And nobody got
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: a one pound weep talking about food? What is this ty?
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: This turkey been on drugs with one pound? Okay, okay, alright, okay,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: you realized my head. Okay, sorry, if you don't know
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: you are frying it in peanut oil, that is as
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  Speaker 1: Now do you tell people timing to make sure that
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: outside when they're from but well you know you know
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: Master Bild has a butter ball indoor cooking too, so
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: I have both of them, have both. I have it
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: where I got three fries gone. You can just drop
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: them all in when I put in fifteen minutes, when
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: I pull them up, I got three turkeys and they're ready.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: And what you want a time and like call is
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: saying all insides need to be ready to pull that
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: turkey out of time and because more people burn their
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: houses down trying to fry turkey doing the holidays. It's
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: just not for rookie. Don't do it amateurs. No, no,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: you gotta know what you're doing. But just like Tommy says,
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: thanks to Master Built, we have indoor uh friars now
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: so you can fry your turkey indoors and be safe.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: So I went home yesterday, shot up a bunch of
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: turkeys because you know I'm in Detroit now, shot up
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: a bunch of turkeys and make sure my family got
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: what they need. You know, my son will drop them
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: in and and hopefully the boy won't burn. How many
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: how many checkers are you cooking for other people? Turning
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: for other people outside of me? About? I shot up
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: five extra ones, and of course call is in that
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: five checks has four? No, I don't know that I
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: love them. It's like when he takes us out to dinner.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: We're not paying. Now you're gonna change that attitude though,
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: I'm start making y'all pick up something. I want to pay,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: but you're I don't think it's gonna work. When I
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: got one more tip, guys for the host not accepting help.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: Hosting is far from easy. It is hard work. So
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: accept offers from people who want to help. You wash
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: the dishes, tabletting the table. You ain't gotta be superwoman,
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: because I will try to be super woman. Last year
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving was at my house and we need to come
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: on and before we go, wash your damn hands while
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: you cook it. Yes, we gotta have it. Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving.
• 1:39:00
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