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Matthew Chapter 15: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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  [SPEAKER_01]: wife.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what we're doing today?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, last time we read Matthew chapter 14.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's about dead.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And in that chapter, John the Baptist lost his head.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he lost it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I said, it's not on anymore.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It was stolen from him.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was quite cut.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's cut off from it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: A bitch took his hand.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, he's dead apparently, which I mean for his important as he seems That was just a really quick Like there there wasn't much there Dude dude baptized Jesus went to jail asked about Jesus had his head cut off.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and there'd there be John the Baptist Yeah, but then then Jesus wanted some alone time because you know John must have said right and
• 0:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm really like the way you summarize the musical on.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but instead, like 5,000 plus people were like, dude, we need you to do stuff and imagine.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Can be magic and stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then they were like, are we supposed to feed them?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And we only got five loaves of bread and like two fish.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And Jesus is like, bad.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He was like that, he was exactly like that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Come on.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So he turned it into way more apparently according to the Bible.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe for even the second, but whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then, and then he still wanted some alone time sort of sort of.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So he sent, he sent his, he sent his dudes his apostles.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you guys just go on ahead.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys, you guys take the boat, you got, you go on out there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I got to sit on the mountain.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I got to go sit on the mountain.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you know, pray in a high space, which I didn't think was a good place to pray, but I'm who knows, and I can't keep track of which place is your good, which one's a bad, whatever.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He can pray wherever the fuck he wants to.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's supposed to avoid the hype, but then he's like, dude, they're, they're gone.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What am I?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's just like, oh yeah, I can walk on water.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So he heard his people upset from afar.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and so he walked on water, and then Peter was like, what the fuck?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And, and he's like, come to me, and then he's like, okay, and after they, you know, freak down about him being, you know, walking on water and stuff, because who the fuck does that shit?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, he can't just walk on water, but then Peter was like, okay, I'm gonna walk to you, dude, and then he starts walking to him, and then he didn't make it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you did it first, but then he did it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But he didn't make it though.
• 2:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, he didn't.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He freaked out halfway.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because you know, he of little faith and stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And there's so many, there was so many absurd Bible, you know, they, it's all the things you know, walked on water.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He, he split the fish in the bread.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He, you know, whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, okay, okay, Jesus being Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: you know on Jesus, we Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, anyway, that was Matthew chapter 14, which means that today we're going to be getting into a little Maddie chapter 15.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's do this.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so we're getting into Little Maddie, Chapter 15.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you ready for this?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Then.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: After, after he miraculous to everything, he's so magical.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He was so magical.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's magic, man.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Mama.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They end some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked why do you're Disciples break the tradition of the elders?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They don't wash their hands before they eat.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh!
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Man, what?
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's what it's.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Why wouldn't they wash their hands before they eat?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, but he's like, that's gross.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't blame them.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Especially back in those days, you imagine how much shit's on your food and stuff?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't have a client, clean, whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I don't know if the Pharisees were being nitpicky or not, but they were right on this one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They even cooked food overshed, you know?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you know, in a pinch.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The Pharisees were right on this one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wash your goddamn hands.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Jesus said, and why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Jesus pulling a jab at you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I ate a fucking jab at you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you really do.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, like, that's my thing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, do not use my mistake as a reason to excuse yours.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not talking about meat right now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The question was, why are you being a piece of shit?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And have a good answer for it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you're a piece of shit too.
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, and you know what, like Jesus this whole time, since we've started getting this whole Pharisee's battle back and forth with them or whatever, he's been very contrarian with regard to what he's doing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I'm going to break the rules because you guys are breaking the rules.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's just kind of shitty.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And also I'm going to break the rules because who I should reinterpret the rules, but me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, except for the he doesn't specifically say himself that he's the son of God.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but he did say the son of man.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, but he's also alluded to that might be somebody later.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's different ways to interpret what he's saying.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And but he's a lot of people can be reinterpreted.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm here to do that.
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's pissing me off.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then add to it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't if I want to on top of, I can cause you did.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So basically, you don't have a good fucking reason, Jesus.
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm sorry, but if you listen, if you've read the Old Testament, you would take from it that you can't.
• 5:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That would be my take anyway.
• 5:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So if you're following things to the letter of the law, right?
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus is not being very good Jewish.
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what it sounds like to me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And I could see why the Jewish people were like, you're not doing it right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: If you want to have your own religion over there, go, but that's not Judaism.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You need to stop.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We, I mean, a lot of this is like, there's a lot of people that got in trouble for not following religious laws and stuff, right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That was essentially what law was back then.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So this guy's Jesus is literally like breaking Jewish law.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he is.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, he's a Jew being a bad Jew, breaking Jewish law.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, what?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have to follow the law.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And I guess if you decided you're not Jewish anymore, you don't, but you don't get to break the law and then also Still claim to be Jewish, which at this time as we're reading he is right and actually all the way up until his death He is claiming to be Jewish.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's annoying.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's trying to be a rebel and but he's doing it all wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He is I'm not a fan No, not really a fan of this guy
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so Jesus replied in red ink, I should specify.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: For God said, honor your mother and father, and anyone who curses their father and mother is to be put to death.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But you say that if anyone declares that what might have been used to help their father and mother is devoted to God, they are not to honor their father or mother with it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thus you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like over here going, what the fuck do my mom and dad and whatever my relationship with them?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What does that have to do with but why don't y'all wash your hands?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like literally the question was, but why don't you wash your hands before you eat, fuck?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it sounds like we've got a bunch of like H-O-A people out there like measuring the cut of the grass and stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Because they're all like, you're doing it wrong.
• 7:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, you're doing it wrong.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look, you didn't do this just exactly right.
• 7:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you didn't do that just exactly right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, listen, listen.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's like the HOA is coming to his house saying your grass is too long and then Jesus looks at the HOA people and says you're hairs too long Like that's your response Those that's not correct.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like I'm not seeing that the Pharisees were right in asking But the question that they asked was legitimate and you did not address it correctly
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, he won't perform miracles for them to show them at least he's this guy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He won't he won't follow the laws in front of them because he won't exit doesn't have to apparently Yeah, for someone known reason exactly to them, but like we don't even know dude.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You haven't proved anything and also And then has the nerve to call them hit the credits.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 8:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, you need an uppity asshole.
• 8:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like this guy.
• 8:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so he continues though.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thus, you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You hypocrites Isaiah was right when he prosecute prophecy about you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Those people, these people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They worship me in vain.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Their teachers are merely human rules.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, on his quoting Isaiah, and it's like,
• 9:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that was him quote in Ajay.
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he said Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I got that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, no, Isaiah wasn't prophesied.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Isaiah was literally talking to Israel at the time saying y'all are not worshiping me correctly.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right now in this moment today y'all wait y'all wait right now in this moment is saying to God or saying to his people, the Israelites, you're not worshiping me correctly.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're doing it with your actions, but not with your thoughts.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And now Jesus is like, that's a prophecy about me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Everything's a kind of the improvisation.
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not a prophecy.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: So fucking weird to tell you, that's not what prophecy means.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 9:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, that's you're quoting him.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're quoting him in making an analogy, but an analogy is not a prophecy.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, the prophecy shit is just so annoying.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 10:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come into this so fucking annoyed, but Jesus brought it on himself if I'm being fair.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what, and my brother called in the middle of our intro, so I already, I was already off to a bad start.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, like, you were like so excited, you were like, and then, and then Jesus, and then, and then you're from Gold Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And you were like, god damn it!
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So we're both a little iraid.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks, brother.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And thanks, Jesus, but as you remember, it would be nice because you are inviting me to something.
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're inviting you over to watch soccer.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: American football.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: American soccer.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which is world football.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, see, I did a dyslexia where I did the backwards.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I have to think hard about which one is which.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's world football.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, I've never just talked about it.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I played soccer when I was younger.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And hey.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I really feel like soccer has the stronger claim to football.
• 11:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It does.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, like, I, it just does.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's no, there's no question about it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The fact that it's all beat is football.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And the fact that football has American football has very little to do with the foot.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, like, how does it, why did it end up being called football?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because Americans do everything.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're just, they're like, Jesus, they're upbeat.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, we don't have to follow your traditions.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We can do whatever the fuck we want.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: we're America, we don't Europe.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If you think about it too long, it literally makes no sense.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's right.
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I think Europe and the rest of the world all have the right of it.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we should be calling soccer football.
• 11:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 11:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we should be using the metric system.
• 11:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I mean, I agree with that.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, America's somebody would simplify so many things.
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: America's so backwards.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 11:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, anyways, Jesus called out, called the crowd to him and said, in red ink again still.
• 11:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 11:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen and understand what goes into someone's mouth does not defile them.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But what comes out of their mouth?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That is what defiles them.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So don't spit.
• 12:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but we were just watching lower decks and um, that shit was funny, that guy was eating poop.
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was, that was good.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was teasing the poop and that, if you put poop in your mouth, you were defining yourself.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't tell me that what you put in your mouth is not defining you.
• 12:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, um, if you're like overindulging like I do all the fucking time, I defile myself all the time, like when I eat a whole bag of Doritos instead of stopping at a few, I'm definitely defiling myself.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right.
• 12:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: But he's saying no, no, no, no, it's what comes out of your mouth.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like the words that you speak.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, and the spit.
• 12:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's why you didn't even laugh.
• 12:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even laugh because I was like, but that's obvious.
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's talking about what you say.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Not just.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Usually you're the person to make that comment.
• 12:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Usually that's your place.
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was so glad that I had it.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got it.
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was the one that got it and you're just like, and anyway.
• 13:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I was still on lower decks because I was like, no, uh, what you put in your mouth can't to find you with your eating poop.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, don't eat poop.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: That man was eating poop.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was tracking her.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I say, you've blown me off before.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is like, when you get stuck in a thought, I have to give you shit when I can give you shit.
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's so true.
• 13:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so true.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I did.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did blow you off because I was stuck in my thought.
• 13:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, no, I got to see this through.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 13:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then the disciples came to him and asked, do you know that the Pharisees were offended when they heard this?
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, they were offended because Jesus was being an asshole.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus was like, you're an asshole.
• 13:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then the disciples were like, oh, did you know that the disciples were mad that you called them an asshole?
• 13:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not the disciples, the Pharisees.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Pharisees.
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, sorry.
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
• 14:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 14:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then Jesus replied in red every plant that my heavenly father has not planted will be pulled up by the roots.
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Leave them.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: They are blind guides.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: If the blind lead the blind both will fall into a pit.
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 14:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're spiritually blinds, just let them be.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: They don't know what they do.
• 14:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't that what every religion says about the other denomination, their other sex, so they're whatever.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 14:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Peter said, ha!
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Explain that parable to us.
• 14:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that was a parable.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: The blind leading the blood.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, the blind leading the blind.
• 14:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Explain that to us.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Would ya?
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm feeling that it's a parable bus.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Feel like it's pretty straightforward.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got it and I'm not, I'm not even being taught by the guy, but Peter's like, I'm thick.
• 14:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so.
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do you spin a fist?
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and listen, listen, Jesus goes, are you still so dull then?
• 15:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's all, oh my God, you're so dumb Peter, come here, come here, come here, he's like Jesus Christ, they gotta bring this down.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, don't you see that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then out of the body, but the things that come out of a person's mouth come from the
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: or out of the heart comes evil thoughts.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false testimony, slander, dot dot dot, these are what the file of person, but eating with unwashed hands does not defile them.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's just reinventing laws.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's just like, don't worry about my unclean hands.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: My soul is clean.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 15:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, no, literally, we've decided that cleaning your hands is how you don't bring germs into your body.
• 16:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I get what you're trying to say.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that's real.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't tell people not to wash their hands and not to worry about washing their hands.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, germs theory wasn't a thing back then.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so I mean, like, you can't.
• 16:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly old and flat, but but only don't that's that's not good Robert Jesus, but more importantly when context of the religion He's literally just rewriting the fucking religion yeah, and and I for for no apparent reason Other than he thinks it's better to do it a different way.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's boss, right?
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: But the problem with that is that y'all way God
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: set otherwise, you know, like this was not they're following laws that were set in place prior to Jesus and we're still Jews so you don't
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like he's like I know that y'all way wrote these down and that we would get in trouble and for thousands of years This is what we've done, but me I've decided to reinterpret them even though I said I'm not here to do that I'm here to do that.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you could you could say that they're they're following the laws without meaning You could say that they're not they don't their hearts not in it.
• 17:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right?
• 17:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Those are things that you can say God himself has said that But you can't say that don't need to like the law
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: was laid out by God in the Old Testament as the law.
• 17:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 17:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: According to the Old Testament, right?
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And even Jesus said, we're not mixing the Old Testament.
• 17:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're not, we're not getting rid of the old ways.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're still doing those things.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So except for when I feel like I don't have to.
• 17:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ray, Ray, he just decides sometimes in this book.
• 17:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's so up at it.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he's like, we're not doing that.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And moreover, you guys are doing it wrong.
• 17:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm doing it right.
• 17:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, but why?
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why?
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not defending himself really well other than because I can if I want to.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ray, I mean, the only thing he's got to defend himself is parables.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then he just he relies on because I said so y'all because I said so and I can heal people except for except for when I'm asked to do it in front of witnesses right.
• 18:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: because I said so.
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 18:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's not enough for me.
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's essentially the same defense that Christians give today.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because because I said so.
• 18:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because Jesus said so.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because Jesus said so.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's still why it's not convincing where somebody who wasn't raised in that magical prettiness.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not convincing reading it.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not convincing hearing it still.
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's never like it's never been convincing.
• 18:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: The only thing that makes it convincing is other people pitching it.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: in a way that makes sense to you and then people around you accepting that message and then you go in a long way.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Literally the terminology of sheep is very apt to what people in religion are.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're literally just following the crowd.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're going because sometimes it's easier just to go along to get along and not worry about it.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, and Christianity plays into that so much, like they encourage people to be sheep and follow God blindly, essentially.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I can't, that's why I was never able to accept or get on board with the whole God thing.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't just be like, you know this of me.
• 19:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't just say, okay, let's do that.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, listen, we have been married almost 20 years now.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: We've been together for 20 years.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Married minus two years of that, okay?
• 19:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And to this day, if I walked in and told my husband something that I had witnessed with my own fucking eyeballs, if it sounded ridiculous, he would not believe me.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And look, it pisses away a fall.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It pisses me off to no end.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it's just how my brain operate.
• 19:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't.
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have a very hard time just accepting someone's word on something without some, like, there has to be a reason.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I have to know more.
• 20:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to, I have to fill in the gaps in my brain before I'm like, okay, that, yeah, that sucks.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I can't get past the initial, that doesn't make sense in my head.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, why would make this make sense to me?
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, I appreciate that
• 20:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's just, like, I'm less stringent, I am that way at heart, but less stringently.
• 20:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, if you came in and told me, I saw this thing, you're not going to believe this.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would have doubt, but I would believe that you saw something that we don't understand.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I would be like, surely, there's got to be something to, like, my disbelief would be less.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And what's regarding to you, I, like, it's not that I don't want to believe you.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just that my brain won't, like, I can't process it past that point.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, and when people say just, just believe, like, I don't, what are the steps involved in that?
• 21:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't understand how to do that.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like telling somebody, um, just be happy.
• 21:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 21:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: What are the steps involved in that?
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or just calm down.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do you do that?
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or, like, just forgive them.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: What does that mean?
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: What does that mean?
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do you go about doing that?
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know how to just believe this Jesus stuff.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is not working for me.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 21:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to a new little section here.
• 21:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay?
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Leaving that place, Jesus, with Drew to the region of tear and sadon.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it sounds to me, he's been withdrawing a lot.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It sounds to me like he's getting overwhelmed and tired out from all the magic healing in the crowds.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or he's literally running away from the Pharisees and trying to accuse him of breaking religious laws.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: So maybe he's actually getting in trouble in places.
• 21:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like there's a lot of town that don't like him.
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're kicking him out.
• 21:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, he's on the run and the post to like,
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we're supposed to think like, oh, he's just tired from all the magic he does all the time and the crowds are like, he'll meet Jesus because with draw is a weird word to use there in my opinion.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's done it more than once now.
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, say she knew who came, I did.
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, have mercy on me.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: My daughter is demon possessed and suffering terribly.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus did not answer a word.
• 22:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: So as disciples came to him and urged him, oh, send her away for she keeps crying out after us.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 22:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: He answered in red, I was sent only to heal the lost sheep of Israel.
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: The woman came in note before him.
• 22:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lord helped me, she said, he replied, in red, it is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to the dogs.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's nice.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why?
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she said, yes, it is, Lord, even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their master's table,
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: She told him she was like, I might be a dog, but I'm still a fucking person.
• 23:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is Jesus about to get corrected by a King of the Night Woman?
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then Jesus said to her, woman, in red, you have great faith.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're request is granted.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you went from referring to her as a dog.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: To, all right, yeah, you're right, dogs and people too, all right.
• 23:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And her daughter was healed at that moment.
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how I feel about that.
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is almost kind of ugly.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was very racist.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, yeah, yeah, here for your type.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she's like, I'm a person too, asshole.
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then he's like, I guess.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: But she had to con, this doesn't ring good in my brain.
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it doesn't mean either.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Literally, she has to convince.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: what we're to assume is a God, right?
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're supposed to take Jesus as the son of God, slash God, right?
• 24:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she has to.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she had faith.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: She has to change God's mind in order to
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: get her daughter healed.
• 24:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she had faith.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: She knew who he was and that he could do it.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So faith wasn't the fucking problem.
• 24:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ribbon in that interaction, she didn't change her faith from one moment to the next.
• 24:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: She just explained it to God.
• 24:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a person too.
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: In a way that made sense to this God person.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I, what?
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus can't understand.
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he can read mine, he can resurrect the dead, he can walk on water, he can multiply fish and bread.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: But he doesn't comprehend racism.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he can't tell if someone is truly someone who deserves to be healed.
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Apparently.
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Apparently.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because they're Canaanite, and Canaanite's in general, because racism are dogs.
• 25:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 25:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fucked up.
• 25:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is fucked up.
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not happy with that.
• 25:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's not saying like that whole story is, that's wrong, isn't it?
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Excuse you, maybe I am a dog, but I'm still, we still eat your crumb.
• 25:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I look, I know he did it eventually.
• 25:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: But begrudgingly, unhappily and had to be convinced.
• 25:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 25:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's nasty.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And moreover, you're a god.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're a god in human form, but you're a god nonetheless.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we're supposed to take from this, I think.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, isn't that benevolent of him?
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He allowed himself to be convinced to give this piece of shit to cure her daughter.
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's so sweet and good.
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, but what's up?
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK. And I'm like, but everything that you just said is wrong.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Words that you throw in around all the time are things like infallible.
• 26:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: God's word, the law, the whatever.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like these are these are things that are black and white, right and wrong, right?
• 26:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: God Jesus was wrong and was convinced through one sentence otherwise.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing dramatic happened other than she reframed the conversation.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Jesus was like okay.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was that she humbled herself enough.
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: She didn't say I'm not a dog.
• 26:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: She said, you're right.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your majesty, King of the Jews and awesomeness and may I lick your toes and I am a dog, but even dogs deserve help.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, but the fact that she had to put herself in that position that she's helped from Jesus is kind of shitty in the first place.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, she apparently wasn't worthy unless she extra-grabbled.
• 26:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 26:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we're supposed to see that as an act of kindness and wonderfulness in him.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which I don't know.
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't either.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's nasty.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I see that as an act of reluctant...
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever, he was very reluctant to do that.
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was like, look, I did heal the dog, though.
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, what?
• 27:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you caught her at dog.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're still, you still think she's a dog, you son of a bitch?
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right.
• 27:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's wrong with you?
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Next little section here, not a fan.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 27:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus left there and went along the sea of Galilee.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then he went up on a mountainside and sat down.
• 27:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: He likes to mountainside.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: He likes to sit down too.
• 27:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not really a fan of people.
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It seems like he's he's going to weigh a lot.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great crowds came to him.
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cut on the matter side, huh?
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bringing the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and laid them at his feet, and he healed them.
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ladies and gentlemen, at his feet, okay.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Please, my majesty, your Lord.
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Please, he healed me.
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: The people were amazed when they saw the mute speaking, the crippled made well, the lame walking and the blind seeing, and they praised the God of Israel.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we're about 40 years later.
• 28:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, not in that moment.
• 28:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just, I have to keep saying none of them wrote about it in that moment.
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: They waited till after he was dead and several years later.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like we're talking about tens of thousands, maybe even hundreds of people that he's healed flash helped at this point.
• 28:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not a one of them wrote it.
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not a one of them.
• 28:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Until after he died.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Moving on to the next little section.
• 28:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 28:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 28:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus called his disciples to him and said, in red ink, I have compassion for these people.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm so sorry.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I must have dogs.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I just need to stop right there.
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: A person who has compassion doesn't have to say, I'm awesome, right?
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, I have compassion for these people.
• 28:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: They have already been with me three days and have nothing to eat.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do not want to send them away hungry or they may collapse on the way.
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we're gonna get some more food.
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna get magical door dash in.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm calling it, henceforth.
• 29:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Magical door dash.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: His disciples answered, ah, where could we get enough bread?
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this one will place, you know, because they're on the mountain, to feed such a crowd.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait a second, wait a second.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've seen it before, we can't imagine.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: We literally just fed 5,000 people with five lows, bread and two fish.
• 29:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're asking, where are we going to do this?
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: See, this is why this doesn't, that doesn't trap.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're magic.
• 29:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: That doesn't trap.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: What can ever happen?
• 29:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's gonna what do we do magic man?
• 29:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who's done this before?
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a conundrum.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: What a dilemma.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: In red ink, Jesus asks, how many loaves do you have?
• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: from there.
• 29:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to go away.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy seven.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: They replied that you small fish.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: A few.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: So now we have seven in a few.
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: He told the crowd to sit down on the ground.
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then he took the seven moves and the fish and when he had given things, he broke them and gave them to the disciples who probably didn't wash their hands because he said they didn't have to.
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: and they turn and in turn to the people.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: They all ate more satisfied.
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Afterwards, the disciples picked up seven basketballs of broken pieces that were left over.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's always them left over, so yeah, this time there's seven the remnants.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: The remnants yeah.
• 30:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's seven bases.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's only five baskets last time.
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: There were 12 baskets last time.
• 30:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was there?
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there was 12, and I remember because 12 is the magic number.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So there was one basket for each tribe of Israel.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Got it.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: But this time there's only seven.
• 30:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: The number of those who ate was 4,000 men, besides women and children.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: So last time it was 5,000 plus.
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, we're not counting the women and children.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because their chattles and pieces of shit.
• 30:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: The number of the, oh, I just read that.
• 31:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: After Jesus had sent the crowd away, he got into the boat and went to the vicinity of Megadon.
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, why did he just walk?
• 31:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because he had to go, ooh, and his little motorboat.
• 31:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: The feet, I want to, whenever you ever get down the bushes, the boat.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're not going fast enough guys.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just gonna get on push-through and end up when you don't ruin fast enough I don't know we gotta do something there.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: God damn it Peter get back in Hi That okay this story was not cool no because I mean that that that whole story about the the fish and the the bread They already did it and then they act like they hadn't already done it right in the same fucking book like literally like chapter later.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah
• 31:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And okay, whoever wrote this, that's just bad writing.
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're acting like this is a brand new fund.
• 31:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're asking again, how will we feed these?
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they let them start, they let them start for three days.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Third, three days.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jesus is like uncompassionate.
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: But also if you're kidding out, you're at dog.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I might still heal you, but you gotta beg for it.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: You gotta explain why dogs get to be healed.
• 32:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, yeah.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the lady's like, oh, dogs go to heaven.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's sound like all dogs look their master's boots.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what it sounded like to me.
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 32:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: But hey, whatever, that that was a shitty chapter in my opinion.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that did not make me love him.
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: That made me feel like.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't feel like this was just me being an asshole to just the bite.
• 32:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that was a racism.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was a hard racism.
• 32:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Some of it might have been because my brother called it the intro and I'm a little bit but not all of it.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not all of it.
• 32:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was a racism and a repeat.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And both of those are oh and a yab at you.
• 32:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 32:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And all three of those those are no ghosts for me.
• 32:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
• 32:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 32:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that was Matthew chapter 15.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fuck was.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think we're going to be reading one more before we get into Q&A.
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So the next time we're going to be reading Little Maddie chapter 16.
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll