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S2E29 - BEAST MOTHER · No Latency

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Last time on no latency will be assigned to kill these.
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Don't you dare? I own stand down, there's
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multiple of them. Just kill the damn thing.
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Wow, don't tell Mommy. Oh geez, how big is that horn
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that it has the sword. I'm gonna put it in my bag.
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You guys aren't going to look have any of those burn and zarya
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smells like bacon farts in here. This place is just made Jeb.
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Absolutely like ravenous. Yes, let me see.
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What are these? Files.
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He's very dead but I found the doctor here.
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You think that Ben took over the system and wiped all data still
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want to keep them. We should at least act like it
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and working. Well, enough for us this far
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body parts for the one. I don't know what that means.
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I can't wait to see what this one tastes like.
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Okay this gun says guns is quite a few guns down.
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There we list all that. Mmm.
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Okay. What, how many were on this
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floor for if I'm remembering correctly?
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Let me double-check well for more that we have to deal with I
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guess same. Same plan.
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Should we just go in there? Probably spread out.
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So it's not like, I don't think we should use the explosion
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right now. Can I check?
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Because I think, what is it stepping out and doing that?
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I'm out here now, can I check? I said that there is a little
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thing to talk to 7. Yeah.
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Can I inspect that to see if power conduits potentially lead
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to the turrets? So, I will do that.
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See if I can wire Trace these out they're all the same color
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wire who does the all the same color wire?
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It's so people like you can't wire Trace, that seems against
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the idea. Then if you have an issue, what
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why, why, why I technician in here, wouldn't have a detailed
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map of other wiring, so there's no point in US changing anything
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down. Here God, you triggering my
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inner electrician right now it's saying that these are you
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triggered? I'm triggered right now.
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Well then let's go down the hall not like face-to-face fighting
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or anything like anybody roll perception.
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Will perception 14? Chaste enough, 18 more than
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enough, the vending machine has to hand flamethrowers.
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In it, two shots each and they fire a fireball of fight like a
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fireball of fun. Hey, I only see that this
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vending machines. Got handheld Flintstones.
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Oh my gosh. Yes.
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How much are they? How much are they cooked it?
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Dad Remy. Yes I know you can't see my face
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but I'm making the very like whoo.
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Whoo, sweet eyes. Will you please hack this
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vending machine persuasion? Okay.
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Oh my God. Play role play Rex.
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Yeah I have five levels in Persuasion.
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Yeah. And a lot of cool.
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So cool. I can't see your face, but I can
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just feel what you're doing. All right?
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Okay, makes me feel free already.
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You managed to get more than half off.
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Making them 81. Yeah, no, I just want to do
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math. Sure?
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Why not man, I don't understand. Thing flamethrowers.
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Oh my God, that's so cool. Fan.
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Art fan art, fan art show up button going off.
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So you have four shots Iona unless you want to give off one
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of those to someone else. No, maybe if I need to.
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But at the moment I want to hold them both.
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They're not see the powerful but if they hit they set the Target
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and fire. So as that I had some more Digi
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cones 30g of hadn't, eaten them all Jeb, I'm sorry, I didn't
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know there was gonna be a smorgasbord of different
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varieties down here. You knew they were going to be
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flammable. Well, well, nicely made.
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I was hungry. I-i'm out of.
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All right, then do. It's okay.
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Just going to feel the pain later when may have to go to the
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bathroom. Probably it's true.
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But you know what? Just because those burn bans, on
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the last floor worth, did you come to known for coming up the
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same way they came in? That's disgusting, don't worry
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L, you'll be the first to know, Maybe you'll be the first to
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know. God, are we doing this?
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We doing this. It's time.
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Let's do it. Now, you had gunfire from one
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turret. What do you want to do here?
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Shoot the direct. I mean we're we're all at.
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I mean we could see down this hallway part.
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Then we it's a, it's a right angle.
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Someone died under a vending machine.
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How many deaths per year, too many?
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We just an epidemic. Yeah, 3 well, at least there's
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some cover. We can use the vending machine
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has cover. You know, right.
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Andrew, I think we should just go for it and I will go and I
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will duck under the vending machine.
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Make sure to cover Koenig. I'm covering that's one Target
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in here. Who has the highest reflex?
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I think it's, I think it's just setting my biggest show ever,
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seven words, where are just like my out there to the top there.
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Top eight. Yeah, I have 8 as well right
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now. All right, thank you by the If
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you have eight, Jeb, you can dodge bullets and you've never
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mentioned that. So you should do it.
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Have your literally the freakin your Neo, I am Neo.
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But way Dumber, I know con Su so Jeb.
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You get to shoot the turbos. All right, well, you know how I
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understood that they were running and jumping and rolling
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and tumbling behind the to get cover behind the vending machine
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yet. It was actually me as well.
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You stole I understand and then I shoot 9 again.
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Not damaged, I hid it for sure. Tony and Tony for nice 16-8 Vibe
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though. I'm all right, that's double
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sixes. That is, let's correct.
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That is very good. Jab, you slide behind the
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vending machine. Fire two shots, and as you Fire
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Two Shots, you discover that this turret has already been
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damaged. It takes a few shots and
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explodes sending shrapnel, and blood and viscera.
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Era everywhere. It's Splats at your feet, which
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can go ahead. Job.
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You really don't have to taste every single turret.
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Well, this boy died. Mysterious throw Latifah.
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It's like we've, it's like jumps from a child doctor.
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What you lick ends up, not being blood, its motor oil and it's
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quite disgusted. Look, it's not Ali.
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Then do the room safe. Okay, but they'll know moving as
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you get into this opening. There are a few doors.
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There's a door on the left and a door in front of you one.
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Door says, Ation the other says, testing testing and there's a
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dead body in front of testing on the ground in a biosuit.
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I'm going to just do a quick examination of this body in
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front of testing and see how they died.
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If oh oh you like figured that out.
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Did they die in the testing room?
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And come out here? Something it's quite obvious
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that they were shot in the back several times.
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They probably were facing the door.
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Yeah. Probably more danger in this
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room in the testing room implies that they were outside of the
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room when they died and they were shot by the turret behind
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them. So soon as we open the door,
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they'll probably be turrets shooting at us.
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Yeah, there tends to be an observation and give it a little
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magical fingers. 24 yes. Door slides open.
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I was hoping it was going to be a window into the testing area.
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No, the computer in the corner could.
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Says on a sign that it can see into the room next door, but you
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haven't turned it on. Well, I turn it on.
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So also another one of those machines that you can use to
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talk to seven if you want to. I don't feel like talking seven
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right now. So, I'll just see what I can
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observe on the computer, the computer is polite, so I can't
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observe anything on it, son of a bitch.
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Well then, I just Loop the room. All right.
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Well, there are two cabinets in this room inside.
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One of them. You find an incendiary grenade.
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Mmm, fun. In the other one, you find 50
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foot of rope, it's yellow, 50 feet of yellow row.
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Those seem like fun things. This rope is really strong but
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it is the least conspicuous rope you've ever seen.
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It's so bright. It's like superhero.
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It's like yeah, that's special rope that they use for towing
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Vehicles out. Yeah.
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If you use it to do something surreptitious or sneaky, it'll
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be a minus 1 but it gives you a plus one to the thing you're
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trying to do because it's really strong, okay?
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To make sure you write that down.
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Please plus one to strength - one to hide, and then safety,
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because that's important. I've always come back.
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Yeah, there's no men here. Not accepted wipe the drives
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again. Well, what about this room?
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Can I just be people my way in in this room testing, right?
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No, the room to the right of the testing room?
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That is a security console and on the security Console.
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It says fire access lockdown. Oh, so this is the escape one of
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them for this floor. Okay.
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Good to know so. So I guess it's time for us to
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go into testing. Yeah.
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Want to like I don't know, make some sort of chilled we want to
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like maybe bring this vending machine over and use it as
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cover. Do you think the four of us?
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Five of us can Lipton. Pull it down here, use it as
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cover, we don't want some coke. So I think I'm really strong.
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So, yeah, I think we can do it. Just don't end up like this
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person underneath underneath the vending machine, who's dead.
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If, you know, it's not a one-person job, it's a mini
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person job. I'm proud of myself.
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No, no, no, you're not doing it alone, bundle.
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Can you home? Yes, I think.
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I'll try to help. How do you want me to help?
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Well, you can use your power leg to push Hill.
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You guys don't know how. We're just pushing my helping
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Jeff. Yeah.
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I'm pushed pushed a vending machine into the doorway.
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Jeb is just in the back like chewing on some viscera.
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Medieval seemed good to me. Yes go.
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All right. Can you get such a wet mouth?
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Here they are. Okay, we've moved the vending
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machine here now. Okay.
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All right. So now everybody stand behind it
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and we'll open the door and start firing at the turrets.
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Jed, I'm just going to set you right here just keep eating
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that. Somebody's gotta open the panel.
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I'll do it. Okay, all right.
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Go and I open the panel 25. Yes, you control the panel and
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you let it because you rolled over.
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T. It gives you enough time to get
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back behind the vending machine if you so desire.
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Do you want to know? Ya know, I unlock it as soon as
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it starts to open I immediately do a 180 run back over and Dives
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behind the vending machine now because of how far your back
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into the hallway behind this room, you don't get to look into
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the full room there in front of you as you stare into this.
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And is the bad line Beast with the grapple that was stolen from
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the exhibition across its face the turret.
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Do you think now is the time to use the oxygen tank?
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Yeah, yeah I guess. Yeah I would say yes.
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Okay Jim here you go. You can toss it.
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You're probably better at that than I am.
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All right so who's doing the shooting part?
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Oh shit, I'll throw it. You shoot.
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All right. Oh do you want to use
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inspiration? I don't have inspiration because
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I used it on Van Del you try and throw the tank.
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It clinks On The Ground rolls across the doorway and gets
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pierced by something Sharp. Sharp.
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It starts to spin as it spins towards this creature.
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He didn't get a minus on this. You just got a low roll and it's
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all you're really doing is rolling a tank of oxygen into
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the room. It's just a bit of a crap throw
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and it's now harder for Jeb to hit and time right to blow up
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the muzzled, Bad Blood, spilt shit, shit, shit Zero Energy,
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like in aimed shot or something game shots of minus 8.
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Yeah, I'm sure. Opposite of what I want because
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I'm lock-in it. So there's Anna is there?
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Yes, sir way as you would like. So a moonshot is higher damage.
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Lower chance to hit. Is there an opposite where it's
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higher chance to hit lower damage?
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A Regular? Show got 21:21, you hit the tank
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it explodes and sets this muzzled bad land east of on
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fire, Holy shit, you hear it grown, through the grapple stuck
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into the underside of its jaw as it tries to open it.
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You can see the graph will try and strain against its face.
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It shakes, its head, kind of giving a hurt tone.
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In noise the Beast jumps to the left hand side behind a box
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ruining the fire effect that was being made by spoon on Route 20,
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Duck behind the corner of the vending machine, to get a clear
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shot at the torrid and take two shots at the torte. 18 and 17
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respectively, causing a total of 19 damage.
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The smell of this room is overpowering, as you smell the
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burning flesh of the Badlands beast on fire.
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The turret taking these hits squishes and scrapes in a very
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unsettling way. It s of these amount of damage
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at all. Yes, because you can't see any
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other Danger from this angle. From the side of the room, there
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is a noise, heavy thick metal noise.
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Oh geez. And then you hear the distorted
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ping an AI. Like seven whenever they turned
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on their voices machine, they made this noise now with nine,
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you turn that off because the here it's not been turned off
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just hear this. Yeah yeah, jab.
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It's well, just go on in there and Jeb runs over and peeks
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through the don't they doors? Okay.
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Okay. Just want to make sure and piece
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around and takes a shot at the turret.
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As you jump into the room, getting ready to aim at this
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turret there in the center of the giant Panther and you
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finally worked out where that AI housing went because they're
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grafted onto the face of this Panther.
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Housing 7, communicated from physically disgustingly at you,
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and you hesitate to shoot him at the turret wondering.
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If maybe you should shoot this instead.
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Oh shit, goody here. It's not on fire.
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That is not a kitty. It only has one eye.
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That's fucking, we could still have one eye.
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And then I I shoot it in the io. What did you say?
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I said cats can have one eye. That's not unusual.
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I own. Are you looking at this thing
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and it is an Abomination to God first.
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They're very natural. You hit this Beast Square on and
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don't really hurt it too much. Don't really hurt it.
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Very much, gonna be honest, great, I need something.
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Boy, it takes this bullet. The bullet skids around the
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metal orbit, grafted to its face and it Roars at you, it had its
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turn before you, but it was waiting for someone to come into
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the room and it opens its mouth gun forwards into its Jewel
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side. Its head.
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That it fires it. No, she get a job.
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Oh, 16 it hits, you nine damage, you have to roll this torture
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drugs because the flash that hits you grafted onto, the
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bullets starts to sizzle on your armor, it is filled with poison.
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Yes, it's not exactly houses. You managed to shake off the
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pieces of flashes they try and melt through your leather
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duster. All right, well, that smells
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nasty. I'm not going near that thing
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going for you. I oh no, I can't see the muzzle,
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Kitty. Can I it's behind a box now?
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So no, I'm going to hit the turret that I can see might as
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well get rid of that thing. We hit it with your pistol, for
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13 days. Image it goes below half Health
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in, you see parts of it stopped fall off as it loses its
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Integrity, one of its ammo, containers falls off and lung of
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some description bursts and it is now a little bit softer than
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causes - 1 damage, beautiful, and I ducked down below.
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Okay, Remy will run all the way over to the opposite side of the
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door than Jeb is keep around the corner.
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I'm hoping I can see Getting around that corner, you can see
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everything except the the muzzled baby, okay.
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And the turret to the South because it's also blocked by
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that crate. Okay, okay, then I'm gonna pop
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hot and I'm gonna toss that incendiary grenade directly at a
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blunderbuss over here. The Beast mother?
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Yeah, that's what. Is that?
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All right, do it 17. Yes.
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All right, you roll this flaming grenade against this beast.
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And this thing sets on fire. The Beast mother is on fire and
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it's screeches. Very very you feel it in your
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fingers. Feel it in your toes.
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It is around you think I feel it in my nose?
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Oh I don't have it's not something you like actually so
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Is that the only thing you do? I'm just going to take the next
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shot, but I'm gonna press myself up against the wall as hard as I
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can. So I don't get shot by the other
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thing is other Turtle. I think I can see right.
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Yes, yeah, you can but the sudden turned I know for sure
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can hit me as did the turret. That's nearest.
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The door is actually on top of a box.
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Yeah. I hope and pray.
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Somebody takes care of it. No one is in line of sight for
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the turret. The other side of the room and
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the south side of the room, just around the box.
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You can see a turret train gain a Target unfortunately, it
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can't. And so it kind of goes on an
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OverWatch mode of sorts. I don't know why I'm in such
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like a mood to just like move things around.
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Probably because I've been moving things around IRL this
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box with the turret. Does it look like with my
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strength? I could maybe tip it over so
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that the turret could be less you.
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Useful, since it's mounted to the Box likely, but it would
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probably take your full turn to do.
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If it incapacitates the turret, I'm willing to take my full turn
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to do that. I like the creativity, have some
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inspiration. So be be like kind of takes a
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second to analyze this crate and she's not going to try this.
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If she doesn't think she can actually do it.
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But if she sees okay, it looks like it's like an empty crate.
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It's kind of light. Vivi just pushes it over.
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Nice. Run for it.
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All right. Let's do some Athletics.
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I should have put luck into this.
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If I do double my lock, can I put luck points into this role?
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What did you roll? I roll the 13.
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No no but you old you rolled a four?
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Yes. All right.
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I also rolled a 4 so I'm going to tell you what you get okay?
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You kind of meet and as you try and push the box, it's heavy,
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right? It's going to Tyra attached to
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it. That turret is now also full of
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Flesh and what you managed to do is turn the turret around so
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that now it can only attack the bottom half of the room.
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Ah well but it does take you home.
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Alright, this turret is somewhat taken care of for now one less
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to worry about. Right now, smart move though, I
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tried tried, you did see still pissed off and jumps over the
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Box towards Jim. Now, it can't use its head sword
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because the head suit has been pushed back into its body with
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the glottic 1521. Yes, it's first swipe at you,
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Seas and it readjusts itself slightly owned it and it attacks
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you. Okay the same here comes here.
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Kitty kitty. Oops, a big one.
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Well here zooms, Jeb is the matrix by Doug bullets.
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Nile, that's not enough reach. It rolls at 28 and you roll it.
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16, which is not enough. 16 damage in Shields, it does not a
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lot, remember, because Melia text goes with, do seen damage
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damage. And then, you see the Beast take
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fire damage like in a jrpg and it's the turret that is facing
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the wrong way. Ways turn it tries to turn
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around and ends up locking at its farthest right position.
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Now it's trying to take a Target out but unfortunately cannot see
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one the triple Terror. It does a little turn very
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easily so it shoots but I just like realize like a deer in
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headlights. Oh bollocks doing ricocheting
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around you and honestly with that level of a crit fail which
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is technically below zero - you look incredibly cool as the
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bullets fly around you. I don't I do with meow up the
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Matrix bullets now. Wow vivier.
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We should probably take some lessons.
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Yeah that was wild Wendell seeing that the fire Kitty is
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doing some real damage on. Jeb will jump over the vending
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machine again and attack it with the glass sword while it's on
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fire. Yeah, fuck it.
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Why not? So the first swish of the sword
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mrs. Cutting through the flames.
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And causing a piece of flame to move through the air.
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Then Del dramatically grabs the flame midair quashing it and
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then digging the sword into the body of this Beast behind them,
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as they roll forward with a crit hit with their second attack,
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causing 13, damage to the Beast and cutting off.
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Decent chunk of it shown here. Do they have time to step away?
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Yes, because of the creek but normally not.
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Okay. They're going to roll back next
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to Jeb. I didn't think it was on fire
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and scary, but did you see the cool thing I did you up with the
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gravity? Well, yeah, that was incredible.
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And it was very cool. Van dyle, you were, it was like,
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you were dancing in the flame. It was lack.
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You were a badass because you are, it was something sauna
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would have done well, reminisce on that night.
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Because, you know, fights going on the thanks guys.
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Well, I'm I'm sorry but after I got a suit you Beast I'm a
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superb. Least the great beasts are the
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flame Beast. The they're on fire boots.
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Look I think it's best that we try to take out not the baby.
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We try to remove as many things from from the battlefield.
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Soon as you can, it's be it. We it pulled us through the
29:15
Badlands, it pulled an entire, holy crap.
29:17
Hey, Todd through the bad things and we're not trying to tame
29:20
these. You see this thing, That dragged
29:22
of an airplane low drag to spaceship through the desert.
29:26
Dang, that's strong. You should see its life.
29:29
It's got a metal skeleton. That's all metal skeleton.
29:33
Want to train one. I was going to be a move.
29:35
Spike would have been asked, but here we are shooting it in
29:38
Burnet elapsed. So bang, bang, your first shot
29:41
hits, causing 13 damage to this on fire and your second shot
29:49
hits also. Just not killing it.
29:53
Just just not killing me. Yes, still alive.
29:57
Just the Beast mother. Jeb saw you attack it baby.
30:03
Yeah, it's weird. Do you?
30:06
So it jumps across the bounding towards you?
30:10
Oh, dear. Oh.
30:11
Dear. Lord.
30:12
As it comes up. Close to you this evening.
30:16
Oh gosh. It slides and whips.
30:19
It's nice tail to war. You roll a 16 or higher.
30:25
It's taken all the hits against the ground and you do a nice
30:32
little Jump, Then tries to swipe it.
30:35
You as you jump out of the way, beat a 20, no hell yeah.
30:47
And then it can use its blade clothes twice.
30:50
Oh it does she is 20 again. Come on.
30:53
Jeb. Who surf?
30:54
You guys Beast frustrated, jumps back a step to still give its
31:08
turret friend. Holy shit Gemma, I'm just holy
31:13
shit. It was incredible.
31:15
Yeah. Grass just going to take out
31:19
this baby while we're here. Might as well.
31:22
Yes, it is Wailing in pain. That's been Dell.
31:28
Says that you shoot the bullet goes through the center of the
31:31
head. Splitting, the metal stole in
31:33
half and the whole whole top half of the Beast peels open in
31:39
half as the heat causes the two pieces of metal to separate the
31:43
kind of ends up looking like someone cut a hot dog in.
31:48
And stopped halfway shit. It falls to the ground.
31:51
Dead and on fire. Back up a bottleneck.
31:59
The Beast mother is all I have to say and I had behind the
32:02
vending machine still okay? I would like to use my movement
32:10
and bonus action. I can show to try to shove the
32:16
cabinets that I'm close to kind of forward at an angle.
32:21
So hopefully one of them will collapse on top of the turret
32:23
because I know it's there now after its shot of baby.
32:26
Right? So can I try that?
32:28
Sure I'm going to say that it's going to be quite difficult as
32:32
you go to push the cabinet. It's full of stuff.
32:37
Oh, it's heavy. Yeah but I'm also on Sim cock
32:39
true. So I was believe I can do it.
32:42
I'm going to say that this is I'm going to tell you straight
32:45
up. You can decide to not do this,
32:47
by making this making this realization.
32:49
It is a DV 17. This is the bonus action,
32:53
sometimes. Just gotta do it, dude.
32:55
Oh, it's gonna hit it and it's full of like up essentially
32:59
bricks, and if it doesn't move, All My Funny Bone ah pins and
33:12
needles in my arm retro, you don't have a funny bone in their
33:16
arm. It's all in your head.
33:18
I mean, your TV, your head. How do we say that to Retro?
33:22
Its head? Okay.
33:23
All right, so I just want to do so I just want to do some cool.
33:26
Everyone else to do. Cool things I would do some
33:28
cool. Okay, I'm gonna take a name shot
33:33
at the Beast mother and C19 very good.
33:39
Now I want you all. I need you all to know something
33:44
about the base mother from a technical standpoint Beast.
33:47
Mother has a reflex 8. Mmm, so it can dodge bullets so
33:53
it's also the Matrix. Yes, 10 bitch, good take that.
33:57
This one did not Dodge enough gets hit for 18 damage.
34:02
He's going to solidify myself in my X camera.
34:07
Eiffel at it and say I won't suffer imperfection in fire, the
34:13
eye, blinks at you angrily. And retro thing that's your tin.
34:18
That is my dream. So, this tire right here, again,
34:21
tries to shoot someone, but VV turned it around, so it cannot
34:23
turn around behind it. And she was placed against the
34:26
wall, does not turn 360. So it tries to shoot someone and
34:29
cart. Yeah, I'm trying to decide if I
34:31
want to go for the Beast mama, or if I want to go for the big
34:37
turret. I'm gonna try the big turret.
34:44
Gonna shoot it. Gonna shoot it.
34:46
I rolled my eyes. You hit it hard for nine damage.
34:53
It's a real shame, your gun sucks but that was a good shot.
34:56
Yeah, it was, you know, I wish I could get close to these things.
35:00
My baseball bat is way better than this gun, but I mean
35:04
scared, that's hurts not that far.
35:06
But you'd also be like, right next to it's her.
35:08
Its, yeah, well, then I'll leave.
35:11
Even after my second, your second shot.
35:14
Misses I distract you, I'm so sorry, it's fresh.
35:18
Wait, for you to finish shooting Polly?
35:20
Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm messing. Everything up.
35:23
No, you're not messing everything up.
35:24
That's all right. You just had the most badass
35:26
moves The body of the Dead flaming muzzle, baby, undulate
35:37
Fizzles and sparks then the other turret.
35:46
I've got some bad news for you. Gonna go for me, had deer in the
35:49
headlights again, just about see you.
35:53
That's why I'm saying everybody back in the play bottleneck,
35:56
nobody can see us. Except for the obese mother
36:01
Roseanne 11. The bullets halo around you.
36:04
This is hitting the other turret since you're standing next to
36:07
it. That was lucky, you should move
36:12
baby, that's about. But yeah, it is I gotta get out
36:16
of here. Oh no, oh no.
36:29
That's right. Look at me.
36:31
It's you 417 damage how much if your Shield of you got less got
36:36
none. Okay.
36:37
The shield gets hit your brakes Fizzles around you.
36:40
How much health did this year? It had 12.
36:44
All right, so five damage gets taken directly by your armor
36:50
because it blasted through the shield to the bullets.
36:53
Hot and your army gets a bladed by two and not one.
36:57
Ow. Ow, I gotta get back right.
37:03
Well, this is just gone on too long.
37:06
It's my turn. I do.
37:08
What do I do is shoot the Beast mother?
37:11
Oh, it's that one. Kill the Beast.
37:14
Nope. Nope, it tries to evade, both of
37:17
those shots. Yep.
37:19
It off to 14 and 9 respectively. At least is limping a little bit
37:26
as it has taken quite a few. Hits the AI portable unit.
37:31
That looks a lot like nine started to crack as the beasts
37:36
flesh, tries to grow and heal itself.
37:38
It's starting to come apart at the seams as it agitatedly moves
37:43
to the other side of the crate. Well, and we decided to take out
37:48
the big Beastie first or take care of some of the smaller ones
37:51
around us. Get, no, get, if you get
37:54
towards, can't hit you. Act up there, they are 23.
38:04
So, the first bullet hits, second bullet does not your
38:09
first shot. Does 11 damage and it's scrapes
38:12
across the side of the AI and removes the VIN number from
38:19
underneath its cheek. See, it's scraped off the metal
38:23
and the shear steel curl the ground You're still up there.
38:29
Of course. Oh crap.
38:32
It started as next. Oh God, it's the Beast sound and
38:36
it jumps forward to attack retro-looking.
38:41
It's knife, tail evasion, be 18. Come on.
38:45
Remy 21. And can I make a reaction before
38:51
it is it s. Attack 16.
38:54
Yeah, I was going to say when it jumped at me and attacked
39:03
because I believe it's on top of me.
39:05
Right? What I wanted to do was when it
39:07
went to do this knife tail, and yell.
39:08
And just Ward at me, I was gonna go and I was gonna reach into my
39:12
pocket with synth Coke and shove it into its mouth.
39:14
Hopefully either. It gets caught in its esophagus
39:18
and chokes on the plastic bag or dies of a synth Coke overdose.
39:23
All right, you do take that damage, but it does have to roll
39:27
resist. Torture drums, no Beast.
39:31
Mother is addicted to synth coat.
39:34
Wow, and takes the jump back also on fire.
39:38
So that's only one dimension. That's not that bad.
39:47
A few from the, a little tiny baggie of since code, dude, it's
39:51
like a Clydesdale. So forth.
39:54
It's huge. Three of you could ride it.
39:56
Have you seen cocaine? Where you think a tiny bit of
39:58
since Coke is going to? It makes it worse health for
40:05
this. But although it's addicted to
40:08
since Coke it now has gained Place.
40:10
Once you dumb dumb bitch. Did you just feel Synth Coke.
40:24
It's not a joke on the plastic. It's organic retro, very big,
40:34
waste of synth, Coke. I don't know.
40:35
It's your turn. My owner will take a shot at the
40:40
Beast monster. Do you want to do?
40:42
Do you want to try and evasion? Yeah, these mother not to not to
40:51
be that person but you Dodge bullets but you cannot Bolas.
40:56
So you need more than that way. More than that, I have any role
41:01
to 12 because I only wrote the to Iona you point the gun at the
41:07
base mother as it jumps back. And the one I stares at you pull
41:12
the trigger and watch the unit and it peels open like when you
41:19
pull open orange explodes. Plays blowing flesh and pipes
41:27
and Machinery, all over the place and a piece of metal spins
41:31
across the ground. Slides, up to your feet.
41:34
There. The ground is is mmm subject. 38
41:41
written on the metal. There's still tear.
41:44
It's in here. You've destroyed this
41:47
Abomination. Well we don't really need to see
41:50
it. Rid of the turrets.
41:51
Yeah we're going to blow up the facility anyways, right?
41:53
Leave those down here. Yeah, yeah.
41:56
So Vivi and retro as you see the mother explode into flesh
42:03
Retreat from this room and the door shuts behind you as retro
42:08
hits the button. Hoof indeed.
42:17
Wow. That thing was like, nothing
42:20
I've ever seen before. Sometimes we don't always get
42:25
our experiments right. And that's why they send in
42:29
cleaning teams, which I don't know why that's my job.
42:32
I want to be honest. This is quite the catastrophe.
42:38
Because the fact a sturdy. Oh my gosh, puns.
42:56
Next time I know latency. What's what's so?
43:04
Not OK about it. Seven, what's going on?
43:08
Are we really trying to psychoanalyze an AI?
43:11
That's gone insane? I don't know.
43:13
Seems like he's getting screwed over lift and Ridin.
43:15
He's still is trust in this red. A person I don't want to talk
43:19
about. Out it.
43:19
So that one over there looks like he was just mauled to
43:22
death, but this one here, good night.
43:25
Do you have something to do with this seven?
43:27
And we'll go on the EMP grenades.
43:30
There's a lot of things that we do this, an invasion of privacy
43:32
and that's the thing that gives you have stopped.
43:33
Can you used to Adrenaline Rush? Because I feel like I might be.
43:37
We're talking at like a mile a minute there.
43:40
I me, are you all right? I'ma run up and shoot it vanilla
43:44
already confirmed, you caught it.
43:45
So you don't have to worry about that the table like bouillon,
43:48
cubes. It's good least.
43:50
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43:54
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