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Steve Harvrey's Favorite Christmas Memories, 1st Time Meeting Santa, Junior's Breakup Poem, & more! - 12.23.24 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 3: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 1: Back a million bus bussy.
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  Speaker 4: More listening to to Joy? Yeah, Joy, you got to
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will come on and everybody you
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  Speaker 1: are listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 9: Well, okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's important, What's what can be a huge
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  Speaker 1: part of your success is if you if you find
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  Speaker 1: a balance, if you find a balance in your life.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's been very important for me. And I've really
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  Speaker 1: never phrased it this way until now, but I was
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  Speaker 1: kind of thinking about it after my wife and I
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  Speaker 1: mean we set up one night recently. Man. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I often come on here and this is kind of
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  Speaker 1: an inspirational moment of the show, and I try to
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  Speaker 1: remind people about that most important relationship between you and God.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that's the apex of it. That's that's the
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  Speaker 1: that's the top of the crown. You've got to form
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  Speaker 1: the relationship with God. If you don't, everything else struggles.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to be a good husband without God. It's
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  Speaker 1: hard to be a good family man without God. It's
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  Speaker 1: hard to be successful without God. Man, it's hard to
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  Speaker 1: be hard to get through this thing called life without God.
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  Speaker 9: So that's clear.
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time, you can't talk about God.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty four seven. You got to go to work. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: let's just be real. I ain't doing I ain't your pastor,
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  Speaker 1: and I ain't at your church. But let's just be
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  Speaker 1: real about it. You know, if people tell you got
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  Speaker 1: to keep your mind stayed on Him and all like that,
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  Speaker 1: that's a true statement.
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  Speaker 9: Got to keep your mind stayed in that area.
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  Speaker 1: I Don't'm not here to tell you how to live,
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  Speaker 1: but you got to keep your mind stayed in that
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  Speaker 1: area of God, of doing the right thing, caring about people.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I took it as. Now I could be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize if I'm not saying it the way you've
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  Speaker 1: been taught. I can only do me now. But after that,
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  Speaker 1: you got to go to work. You got to have
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  Speaker 1: some fun. You got to take care of your business.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the balance you have to find. So it
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  Speaker 1: once you focus on showing up your relationship with God,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta balance this now. Now, you got to allocate
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  Speaker 1: some time I don't care who you are, for your family.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna have a family, you got to allocate
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  Speaker 1: some time for them. See, we can't just marry these
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  Speaker 1: women or make these kids and then neglect them. And fellas,
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  Speaker 1: especially if I'm talking to men out here and ladies
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  Speaker 1: you can listen to, but listen, if you find yourself
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  Speaker 1: struggling in your life, man, and you can't seem to
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  Speaker 1: get it together, Let's just go over a couple of things.
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  Speaker 1: The first two things, if you find yourself struggling, you
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  Speaker 1: can't seem to pull it together and reach your goals
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  Speaker 1: and get the where you want to go.
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  Speaker 9: Let's just do a.
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  Speaker 1: Check how is your relationship with God? And then next
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  Speaker 1: how much time are you taking to allocate for your family? Now,
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  Speaker 1: your family don't always live in your house, but if
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  Speaker 1: you made them, they yours and the responsibility to them
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  Speaker 1: is never lessen because you don't stay that no more.
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  Speaker 1: Because you and the girl broke up, you and a
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  Speaker 1: woman don't speak that hey man, that don't ever release
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  Speaker 1: you from the obligation. Feel me what I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: this now because I'm not telling you something I'm wondering about.
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  Speaker 1: I've had to live through them years. So two things
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  Speaker 1: you can start looking at. If you're not where you
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  Speaker 1: want to be, and you ain't, you ain't really silent.
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  Speaker 1: You can't figure out why you keep spending your wheels.
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  Speaker 1: Have you just done a random inventory? Man? Have you
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  Speaker 1: just checked on your relationship with God? Have you checked
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  Speaker 1: on the time you spending dedicated towards your family, your
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  Speaker 1: children that you created? If them two things is out
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  Speaker 1: of sink, man, that I can tell you right now,
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  Speaker 1: you can go on and get to explaining yourself away
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  Speaker 1: just like that. Hey man, how come you ain't where
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  Speaker 1: you want to be?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 9: Comes man, I really ain't. Well, if you really ain't,
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  Speaker 9: then you really ain't.
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  Speaker 1: The third thing is you got to allocate the necessary
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  Speaker 1: time for your business.
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  Speaker 9: You got to handle your business.
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  Speaker 1: All of this, man, is the way it works, and
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  Speaker 1: the order the order is God first, family second. Then
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  Speaker 1: you got to handle all your business. But as me,
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  Speaker 1: and this is what we do. If I don't handle
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  Speaker 1: my business, I can't take care of my family, true statement.
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  Speaker 1: But if your business is in front of your family,
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  Speaker 1: you out of order. Now that's all we talking about
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  Speaker 1: now in it. See, that's all we really say in
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  Speaker 1: here now, fellas you know, you know I mean, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, you know, let's have a real conversation
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  Speaker 1: about being better. You know, if you have created these children,
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  Speaker 1: you got to handle your business. You may not like
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  Speaker 1: the girl no more. You and the woman might have
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  Speaker 1: broken up, y'all might go your own way, But what
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  Speaker 1: that got to do with the child though, Man, you
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  Speaker 1: got to handle your business. They got to know who
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  Speaker 1: daddy is. That's your obligation. Man, that God ain't letting
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  Speaker 1: you off the hook for that. Try it. Go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and try it and think you're gonna get off the
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  Speaker 1: hook with that, cause you're not.
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  Speaker 9: Man, You just not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, dog Steve, Why you coming like that?
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  Speaker 1: Because I did it like that. I did it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I was over here trying to reshape my life, get
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  Speaker 1: myself up on my feet when I was a homeless
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  Speaker 1: man and trying to come back. Man, I thought I
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  Speaker 1: had to take care of me first and then so
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  Speaker 1: I can neglect it.
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  Speaker 9: Care about them kids, man, I ain't hid at work. Man.
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  Speaker 1: God kept his knee on my neck for a long
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  Speaker 1: time for that one right there, till I finally learned
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  Speaker 1: the lesson hold up man, put these phone calls in,
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  Speaker 1: Go spend some time, do something, And then it started
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  Speaker 1: turning around for me. You know, I can't be there
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  Speaker 1: all the time because I am out here on the grind,
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  Speaker 1: in the hustle.
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  Speaker 9: But at the same time, Man, some more phone.
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  Speaker 1: Calls, some more letters, some more hawha, he hes something,
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  Speaker 1: Then take care of your business. Man.
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  Speaker 9: You got to work hard to be successful.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Sometimes I don't put that in there. I
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  Speaker 1: just live it, and I expect my sons to emulate that.
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  Speaker 1: But I gotta talk to them all the time. How
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  Speaker 1: hard you got to work to be something. It's all
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  Speaker 1: out of salt on it.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 1: If you gotta target in mind, you gotta go. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta wake up every day trying to get there, and
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  Speaker 1: you can't get tired of it because it.
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  Speaker 9: Never ends. You gonna always be this way.
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  Speaker 1: That's how life is designed and set up. You got
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  Speaker 1: to be a hard worker.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 1: If you always looking for some time to chill and man,
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  Speaker 1: I wanna go do what I want to do.
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  Speaker 9: You ain't gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: In order to be successful, you have to do a
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  Speaker 1: series of things that you're uncomfortable doing, and work is
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  Speaker 1: the thing that most of us are uncomfortable doing.
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  Speaker 9: It's so much easier to chill matter.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could kick back with a cigar man
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  Speaker 1: all the time, but I can't, Man, I can't because
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  Speaker 1: I got to work. Then the last piece of the balance, pie,
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  Speaker 1: balance piece is you gotta take some time out to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy yourself.
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  Speaker 9: But if you ain't.
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  Speaker 1: Where you wanna be, you ain't got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: time to enjoy yourself. Quit thinking, man, that this balance
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  Speaker 1: is even. It's a whole lot of God, a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of family, a whole lot of business, and a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of chilling. The chilling can't be equal.
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  Speaker 9: To the family, the business, all your God.
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  Speaker 1: If the chilling is equal to any of them, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it. Quit chilling, man, and go to
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  Speaker 1: work like a man. Do what you're supposed to do.
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  Speaker 1: Work on your family, work on your relationship, work on
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  Speaker 1: your God, work on your business. And then when you chill,
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  Speaker 1: you might not chill as law, but you show gonna
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  Speaker 1: chill bigger. You're gonna ball bigger.
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  Speaker 1: Shall ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, anybody else that's
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  Speaker 1: listening this show right here? I don't know what to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. It's just really really good. Nothing others Now.
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  Speaker 1: I got no complaint. But if I had to pick
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  Speaker 1: one to listen to, I do what you doing this morning?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? You made the right choice. Ain't no doubt
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  Speaker 1: about it. Ain't no doubt about it. Oh you had
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  Speaker 1: a choice, but you picked us. So since you picked us,
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  Speaker 10: You picked us. We must be on one cause you
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  Speaker 1: Oh why you picked us? Oh?
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  Speaker 10: Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: You picked us. That was the song of choice this morning?
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  Speaker 1: Why I have no idea? Charley Strawberry call it for real,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Zippy Monica Junior government name kill Lewan Space, owner
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  Speaker 1: of KLSS Enterprise, and the legend that is Nephew Tunney.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, Junior, what's on your mind this morning?
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  Speaker 12: Can I talk this about saw month?
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  Speaker 13: I just need a little bit of motivation, some understanding, real.
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  Speaker 14: Fast, you know, are we're coming to the closing end
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  Speaker 14: of the year.
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  Speaker 1: You know, what is it?
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  Speaker 14: We getting over to twenty twenty four, and I'm trying
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  Speaker 14: to figure out, like, when do we start.
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  Speaker 13: Putting the plan together for twenty twenty four?
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  Speaker 14: Do we start in twenty twenty four? Do we start now?
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  Speaker 14: Or how do we start setting these goals together for
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  Speaker 14: twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as I think of something that needs to
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  Speaker 1: be accomplished or something I want to have on my
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  Speaker 1: wish liss, I start to process immediately. I don't wait
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  Speaker 1: for resolutions or New Year's and I start now. I've
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  Speaker 1: learned that delaying does exactly that delays. Why would you
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  Speaker 1: delay something that you want to happen? You start, and
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  Speaker 1: once you start practicing the practice of procrastination, it takes
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  Speaker 1: root really fast, and next thing you know, you're looking
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  Speaker 1: for special days to do this, special moments to do that.
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  Speaker 1: And then you'll find out in life that there is
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  Speaker 1: no correct time to start except now. And it ain't
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  Speaker 1: no need of waiting on your ducks to line up,
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  Speaker 1: because they ask will not line up them. Damn ducks
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  Speaker 1: walks off in all kinds of directions. These are not
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  Speaker 1: the ducks down at the Peabody in the Mempheruse.
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  Speaker 9: I'm telling you, they don't get in that line.
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  Speaker 1: They don't come off that elevator and walk straight and
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  Speaker 1: get in that damn water. These damn ducks in life,
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  Speaker 1: they fly off, they go the other way. They go
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  Speaker 1: over there and get in somebody get in white people cars.
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  Speaker 1: You can go, hey, sure, ask do it. Get out
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  Speaker 1: to the white people's coll So if you wait on
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  Speaker 1: your ducks to line up, man, stop doing that. Go now.
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  Speaker 9: I don't wait for resolutions.
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  Speaker 1: I've started everything that I want to that I'm hoping
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  Speaker 1: for in twenty twenty four. I've already started fertilizing the seeds.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, what a great end.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I do it. Jun, I don't wait
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  Speaker 1: on the resolutions. This it's fun to do them because
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, sound good, but yeah, if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna lose weight, see right now, like the big one
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  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four, gonna be to lose weight, but you're.
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  Speaker 9: Finna pack on fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: Up until the end that you're goin to packed fifteen
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  Speaker 1: on this month.
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  Speaker 15: All right, Uh, we'll come right back with more of
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  Speaker 15: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
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  Speaker 15: All right, so, Steve, let's talk about some of your
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  Speaker 15: favorite Christmas memories you know, and your favorite holiday tradition.
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  Speaker 1: I want to ask you, oh like pole memories. But
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  Speaker 1: they was good though, you know, because I didn't know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, no different.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I figured just the way it was right everyone, you.
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  Speaker 9: Know, everybody get a gift.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh what did you sitting around think you've in
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  Speaker 1: olden multiple packages? Just damn gift man put.
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  Speaker 7: The tearing off of the wrapping paper.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, we're gonna use that paper next year. That bowl,
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  Speaker 1: save that boat, I know.
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  Speaker 15: And my mom wrapped like the grocery store wrap. That
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  Speaker 15: was her thing.
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  Speaker 2: She loved.
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  Speaker 15: Yes, she could it looked just like it did at
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  Speaker 15: the at the department stores.
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  Speaker 7: My mom could rape.
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  Speaker 1: Man, girl, I got an easy bake up in one.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yes, with the light.
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  Speaker 2: With the light.
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  Speaker 1: If I would have wrapped it, you knew it because
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  Speaker 1: everything I wrapped to the exact shape or whatever. The
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  Speaker 1: dog dog you if you thought it was a trunk,
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  Speaker 1: that's probably what it was. It was.
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  Speaker 14: It was obvious then going over the under the tree
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  Speaker 14: and just feeling on the gifts trying to guess what
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  Speaker 14: it was.
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  Speaker 1: Man, if I wrapped it, you knew.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, one, I gotta.
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  Speaker 13: Bowling.
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  Speaker 1: You know exactly what it is.
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  Speaker 9: Looked like he gave all the baseball.
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  Speaker 15: I remember when I got a tape recorder one year.
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  Speaker 15: That was always a good was the beginning of my career.
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  Speaker 15: Right there, tape recorder. Yes, Oh, I got a starry
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  Speaker 15: rewind fast forward.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, good good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: One of my most frightening Christmases was because of that
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  Speaker 1: tape recorder right there.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well happened to you where.
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  Speaker 1: You press play and record play and record frights it
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  Speaker 1: get it done?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, yes, my mama got me mine for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: I took it upstairs and recorded Rudy Ray Moore sick
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  Speaker 1: to find a monkey. God talk the whole down in
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  Speaker 1: the jungle deep. That's second fine monkey damn shouted through
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  Speaker 1: the trees and all up in here that monkey. I
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  Speaker 1: was in elementary school. He was cussing. He was cutting
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  Speaker 1: seventh six or seventh about Ray Moore. Well, my daddy
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  Speaker 1: and them used to play it. Oh, I sit on
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  Speaker 1: the steps in the hallway and listen to it. Be
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  Speaker 1: in the hallway, Holliday. Everybody had the albums Man, but
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  Speaker 1: I remberized the whole signifying monkey, and I could sound
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  Speaker 1: just like it. So when my mama got it, I
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  Speaker 1: went upstairs and I'm recording way down the signifying monkey
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  Speaker 1: cussing and everything I'm talking about cuss just like that's
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  Speaker 1: when you first loved.
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  Speaker 7: You fell in love like this.
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  Speaker 1: So everything going good. We go to church that morning.
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  Speaker 1: We come back. A couple of sister Porter and sister
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  Speaker 1: all Bell came over to see my mama and they
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  Speaker 1: was in there in the living room, and I had
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  Speaker 1: my recorder on the coffee table because I said, saw
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  Speaker 1: a cookie on the dining room table. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: get a matter of fact of rice Chrispy or well.
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  Speaker 1: And when I came back. My mama had to recorded
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  Speaker 1: and my stomach. Uh, she said, what did they? They
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  Speaker 1: was all talking about, Uh, sister Harvey, what is that.
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  Speaker 1: That's these new recorders that you buy. We bought one
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  Speaker 1: for Steve.
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  Speaker 16: I'm just and I said, man, man, don't hit that.
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  Speaker 1: But over there, this lady porter say, what's on it?
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  Speaker 1: My mama press play? I opened it up like this
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  Speaker 1: way down in the jungle deep that signifying munkeet that
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  Speaker 1: didn't ever sleep. Yeah, I'm cussing in everything. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's on the recorder. So my mama trying to find
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  Speaker 1: a button off, but she can't cut it off. She
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  Speaker 1: can't control the volume or nothing. She steady hitting the
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  Speaker 1: plate button. Well that's already down and your baby talking.
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  Speaker 1: Lady at the church say, oh, that's that's Rudy raymore So,
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  Speaker 1: I said, okay, that might help a little bit, they say.
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  Speaker 1: She say, but who is it though?
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  Speaker 11: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Who's saying this?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody looking at me. I'm just trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out how I can make this recorded disappear and make
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  Speaker 1: the forget God. If I stay here and look out
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  Speaker 1: the window, maybe they won't notice it's me.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I was sitting there in trouble. My mama's finally cut
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: that thing off. She said, boy lord Jesus, when your
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: daddy get home, no man, So they left. My daddy
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: came home, she said, snick, listen to what this boy
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: didn't put on his shit on Christmas? And she pressed
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: play again, very down in the jungle deal. My daddy said,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: who is that? My mama said, that's your son, boy,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: And then my daddy listening to it, and he started smiling.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Why that's you, Yes, sir, I'm just shrinking. I'll tell
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: you rest on where we come back. This is Steve
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Harbin Martin show Man. Why don't we have a radio
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: show if we're gonna do it right?
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: Listen to your side?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: That's stupid? Did you stupid? That's what I'm talking about?
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: Boy?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Say that? Man? Why do we say that show? If
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be right? Morning show coming up right aft.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: At the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: be the difference for a family in need right in
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: today and food on the table all year. Loans warm
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season by donating twenty
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Help a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.
• 22:00
  Speaker 15: All Right, before we went to break, Steve, if you
• 22:01
  Speaker 15: were telling us a story about when your dad heard
• 22:05
  Speaker 15: you recite Rudy ray Moore on your brand new.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Cord come home on Christmas. Look at what your boys doing.
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: So she pressed on way down and shu that blankly
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: blank didn't ever sleep walking through trees and swinging in
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: the saint back back at saying none of it. So
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: my daddy listened to it. He smiled, He said, that's.
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: Yes, sir, you thought you're in trouble.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: He said, where are your coat at? Go get your coat?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: Cold as I ain't never done nothing.
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: I used to going in the basement.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: What is the come.
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: He puts me in the car, He get the machine.
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: We back out.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: We drive right up the Earl's gas station about five
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: minutes from the house. He got walk in Earl there,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, slick, what's up little boy?
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: Very Christmas?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: The boy got something for y'all. Right, here, tell me
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: who this is? So all the men in there with
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: boy that Rudy Raymo, No it ain't. Dusty said you
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: running boy, every boy right here, this boy sound like
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: r Ramo. So mister Welles said, we do some of it.
• 23:47
  Speaker 14: Oh man, you can't you tell you about y'all life.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: When I got to cuts it from y'all, did you
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: do it?
• 23:57
  Speaker 12: Hell?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, way like that right there? Oh man, I love it,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. My daddy thought it
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: was the greatest thing he heard. Now, he said. And
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: when we get back home, tell you mama, we rolled
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: and talked about it. Okay, well you do.
• 24:19
  Speaker 16: I ain't gonna whoop you because it's on Christmas. Oh oh,
• 24:23
  Speaker 16: it's a little bit of twenty six. You've got toe
• 24:25
  Speaker 16: up and nothing.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Well, he ain't want to whoop me, no way, because
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: he was great. He thought that was the greatest thing.
• 24:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Great, And you take all that cussing off of that machine.
• 24:40
  Speaker 9: You ain't even what you learn these words from?
• 24:45
  Speaker 11: Ya?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: You're playing at all the party.
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: Looking at Yeah wow?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Who else you listen to?
• 24:56
  Speaker 11: Though?
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: Good Christmas memories?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Right there? Red Fox, Red Fox.
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: That's now this country comedian named Jerry Cloud.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Jerry Cloud.
• 25:07
  Speaker 16: Oh yeah, that's what we listened to. He'll be man, okay, yeah,
• 25:15
  Speaker 16: I love it. No that He'll be funny funny man. See,
• 25:20
  Speaker 16: I was still a Richard Pride.
• 25:22
  Speaker 17: D Oh, I'm doing Richard and Eddie. Ye that's like
• 25:28
  Speaker 17: Delirious was my my stand up, specially the lady did
• 25:32
  Speaker 17: Delirious Richard Pride wanted that's the one.
• 25:43
  Speaker 15: Yeah, wow, I mean that that was back in the
• 25:48
  Speaker 15: day when you when your parents had parties, and weren't
• 25:52
  Speaker 15: those called party albums or something.
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 25:56
  Speaker 16: Absolutely, so they were playing you couldn't You had to
• 26:00
  Speaker 16: come in and dance one, then you have to go back. Yeah,
• 26:03
  Speaker 16: come on.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: And the record player was right next to the steps
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: leading up to my room, and it was behind the wall,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I said, on the steps.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: And you can hear I learned how to cut everything.
• 26:12
  Speaker 15: Yeah, the good old days.
• 26:21
  Speaker 13: Google.
• 26:24
  Speaker 16: That's that American classic right there by that red level
• 26:28
  Speaker 16: outfit that was class.
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah for sure.
• 26:32
  Speaker 9: What was that red leather raw?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: That was delius?
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: Was the purpose purple?
• 26:38
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: Was purpose leather? All leather was wrong?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 26:45
  Speaker 18: Was wrong?
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: No, man, when that food was doing that, that food
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: was doing that dog going buck we man.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: When he got shot when he was doing the hits.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Oh but we see it, mice men Nane the namo
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: dude said you h me times a lady, then.
• 27:33
  Speaker 15: News new.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Nude, that boy saying three times love.
• 27:44
  Speaker 15: I was holler, yeah, he gave us some great laughs.
• 27:47
  Speaker 15: And man, yes, Velvet Jones, mister Robinson's neighborhood. Yeah, hold of.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: That, answered the door. Who is.
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: The movies the absolute best sketch artist.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah that damn Eddie Man Jane bro that hot tub
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: dog he.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: Gonna get in the hot tough.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, boy in the in the movie Trading Places,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, oh, what is her name? Valentine? Valentine boy?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: When they finally got him off the street and took
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: him to the house. Yeah, and they had him in
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: the back and he was taking the bath and they
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: was coming out shutting the dope and he was in
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: there singing, Who would I showed that to? My daddy?
• 28:45
  Speaker 9: My daddy hollered.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Laugh when you think of look.
• 28:55
  Speaker 9: When God getting.
• 29:03
  Speaker 11: Boy.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: He used to open this show every day with that.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's where I got it from.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, good, I tell you man, that that that what's.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: What's what's the best? Forty eight hours of Beverly Hills cut.
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: Oh what's forty eight hours about?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: When he was with Nick Notty?
• 29:22
  Speaker 19: Oh yeah, trading Place, coming to America, Coming to America's
• 29:27
  Speaker 19: comedy movie I've ever seen?
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it was great.
• 29:32
  Speaker 11: It was.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Agreed all right.
• 29:38
  Speaker 15: Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment News, Steve,
• 29:40
  Speaker 15: You're gonna love this. Are you listening, Steve Sexual?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Child?
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: You're listening sexual.
• 29:52
  Speaker 9: Steve mart show man.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing worse than a madasso was smoking a cigarette,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: you know, out there with that cigarette.
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: Da what I tell what you are free?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Abu? I whoop from the air? Put that cigarette. It
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: used to look so full the cigarette. Just be talking
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: the whole time. She's talking, a cigarette going up down, ashes,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: flicking off on address and stuff.
• 30:14
  Speaker 15: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. According to new research,
• 30:23
  Speaker 15: one in five Americans are planning on giving someone a
• 30:26
  Speaker 15: take the hint gift this year. A new survey of
• 30:30
  Speaker 15: two thousand Americans found that hint gifts are pretty common practice,
• 30:35
  Speaker 15: with one in three respondents saying they've given at least
• 30:39
  Speaker 15: one in the past year or so or in the
• 30:41
  Speaker 15: past period. And who is the person in our life
• 30:44
  Speaker 15: most likely to give us one of these hint gifts.
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: Well, research shows it's our own partner.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 30:53
  Speaker 15: Most popular hint gift Americans give is deodorant?
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: What or cologne?
• 31:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: Self help books?
• 31:05
  Speaker 12: Wow?
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: More than take a hand.
• 31:10
  Speaker 15: The most popular most popular gift is self help books.
• 31:14
  Speaker 15: They scored real high. Also on the list were cookbooks.
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: No, I did not don't get one this year, exercise.
• 31:28
  Speaker 15: Equipment Carla, exercise equipment plans and bike razors, toothpaste, cleaning supplies,
• 31:35
  Speaker 15: and even breath mints.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I just I just bought my wife the
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Peloton bike.
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: Uh huh?
• 31:43
  Speaker 15: Okay, so she asked for the bike, though she wasn't
• 31:47
  Speaker 15: offended by getting it, right?
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: Do you save that for Christmas?
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: Wasn't for Christmas?
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: This is just he can't get off anything.
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: But she asked you to get the bike.
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: Wnt save the Peloton bike for Christmas? Okay?
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: Well never mind different incomes.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Different all right?
• 32:14
  Speaker 15: So Steven and uh Junior and Tommy, if you guys
• 32:18
  Speaker 15: had to give someone to take a hit gift, who
• 32:20
  Speaker 15: would it be and what would it be?
• 32:22
  Speaker 13: My sister every job application pap it I can find.
• 32:27
  Speaker 14: It, just got she can't talk about they can't find
• 32:30
  Speaker 14: the world I see now hid every day.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I well, I think we just saw the best take
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: a hit gift. If I pick you up to go
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: shopping and I put your ass in the back seat
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: because my I got another fine chicken in the front,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: that's about a bigger hit gift you can get. What
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: about you, m M my auntie? Is she listening? I
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: don't think she's listening. Heard a nice pem box, a
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: nice perm.
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: Damn it.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Let this sit for at least twenty minutes.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: All right, so our resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: the building right now? Oh yeah, poems.
• 33:24
  Speaker 14: Christmas time, baby, Christmas time. And it's the time that
• 33:28
  Speaker 14: a lot of people break it up, but they really
• 33:31
  Speaker 14: don't know how to say it to the other person.
• 33:33
  Speaker 9: So I thought we might well just.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Staying in poem.
• 33:36
  Speaker 12: It's the best way to do it.
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: Just say it in poem.
• 33:39
  Speaker 14: He ain't go one right here time, he's all Christmas
• 33:41
  Speaker 14: break up poem. This is all of the here we go, missletoe.
• 33:46
  Speaker 14: Mistletoe is what we want kissed become this Christmas. These
• 33:51
  Speaker 14: lips you gonna miss and that ain't all merry Christmas.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's how you break up right there.
• 34:00
  Speaker 14: You ain't got to waste a lot of time. You
• 34:02
  Speaker 14: ain't got to waste a lot of time saying just
• 34:05
  Speaker 14: like that, missle toe, missing toe is what we once
• 34:08
  Speaker 14: kissed for. Come this Christmas, these lists you gonna miss
• 34:11
  Speaker 14: and that ain't all Merry Christmas.
• 34:18
  Speaker 12: Ain't let somebody die. He going another one time? He
• 34:21
  Speaker 12: got another on.
• 34:21
  Speaker 14: Uh, frosty, frosty like your attitude has been But when
• 34:26
  Speaker 14: you try your key tonight, it won't let you win.
• 34:29
  Speaker 12: Merry Christmas.
• 34:35
  Speaker 14: Yeah, you're getting your relationships.
• 34:39
  Speaker 12: We ain't got time to argue all night long.
• 34:42
  Speaker 14: No, no, just say this, the relationship is over because
• 34:45
  Speaker 14: you've been messing with my weed. You even smoked three
• 34:48
  Speaker 14: bridges off my Christmas tree.
• 34:50
  Speaker 12: You got to go Merry Christmas.
• 34:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah, your ask how you went down there and smoke
• 34:57
  Speaker 14: three bridges off the tree.
• 34:59
  Speaker 12: Now we don't.
• 35:01
  Speaker 11: I like this.
• 35:01
  Speaker 14: This, This would hit me about one thirty in the morning,
• 35:04
  Speaker 14: about one thirty the morning it came to me here
• 35:07
  Speaker 14: you hauled may flower or even two guys and a
• 35:11
  Speaker 14: truck that numbers on the counter. And I wish you
• 35:14
  Speaker 14: good luck.
• 35:14
  Speaker 12: Merry Christmas.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Favorite, Merry Christmas.
• 35:23
  Speaker 14: Just wants you to know how about you to get
• 35:25
  Speaker 14: it for you, you haul may flower or even two
• 35:28
  Speaker 14: guys in the truck that numbers on the counter, and
• 35:30
  Speaker 14: I wish you good luck.
• 35:31
  Speaker 12: Marry Christmas. I think I might do that, sir, just.
• 35:42
  Speaker 13: To break up Christmas call.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: I like them. Okay, here we go, all right, twas
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: the night before Christmas.
• 35:49
  Speaker 14: Please try to be gone because I'm getting my life
• 35:52
  Speaker 14: together and I'm moving on. Bye boo bye, Merry Christmas.
• 35:57
  Speaker 12: I gotta hit it with the Merry Christmas at the.
• 35:59
  Speaker 14: End, Marry christ Yeah, Yeah, Hi gonna last one.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I wrote this?
• 36:05
  Speaker 11: Is it?
• 36:06
  Speaker 13: Said the gingerbread man to the gingerbread lady.
• 36:10
  Speaker 14: This relationship is over because you've been asked shady ho
• 36:13
  Speaker 14: ho ho, Merry Christmas, Daddy.
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: That's how you break up.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Words like yeah, Steve Harvey more on the show Man.
• 36:29
  Speaker 9: Ain't nobody playing with y'all.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: This show, I have said a thousand times, is for enlightenment, entertainment,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: entertainment and inspiration, and entertainment is a big part of
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: this show. A lot of loss eight listeners because you
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: don't get the joke. I'm not apologizing for nothing, and
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't preparing No, I'm sorry statement I tell Joe
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: and for living And if you didn't like the joke,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: tune in tomorrow.
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: I have others.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: You'll coming off at the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: situation and season. While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: You can be the difference for a family in need
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: right in your local community. Your donation puts presents under
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: the tree today and food on the table all year long,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: warm hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: twenty five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: help a neighbor in need through the holidays.
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: And beyond time.
• 37:37
  Speaker 15: Now for a round of would would you rather bump
• 37:40
  Speaker 15: into your partner coming out of a strip club or
• 37:43
  Speaker 15: would you rather see them sneaking out of the house
• 37:45
  Speaker 15: in the middle of the night.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to keep them coming out of the
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: house and miner at night.
• 37:50
  Speaker 16: Yeah, that's gonna help me brainstorming a whole lot.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, coming out the club at least I know.
• 37:57
  Speaker 11: What you do.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can say, Hell, I go with you
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: if you tell me you're going. We ain't living that life,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: but you know you're coming out the strip twelve I
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: know she was in there with wintering, so that'll be
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: at least one. I can't run nothing past it. I
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: can't put nothing past these boys and Pine Whitney Steven,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: you know, never know?
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 38:27
  Speaker 15: Would you rather sweet potato or cherry pie in a
• 38:32
  Speaker 15: pie eating contest?
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: Which one?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Oh sweep tape sleep potato?
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: Well, you're gonna be able to eat most sweet potatoes,
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: you know.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one half of a cherry pie you throw up.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: You gotta swallow them whole ass cherries and all that
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: syrup and stuff. And it's hard to find a good
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: ass cherry pie anyway. Yeah, man, I just I can't
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: find one.
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: Sad.
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: Isn't that your favorite terry pie?
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: If I could get that? Nothing nothing tops peach cobbler.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: But I'm off sugar now, so I haven't had any
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: sugar in a long time. Okay, all right, Peach Cobble
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: though Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Lord, have mercy.
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: I'm you know, it ain't no joke.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: They about to be business best peach cobbler on planet
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Earth's at the Peach Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Georgia.
• 39:26
  Speaker 15: All right, would you rather vacation with your in laws,
• 39:29
  Speaker 15: or would you rather vacation with your next door neighbor.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Like my in law?
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: My in laws is cool, they're gonna be sleep anyway.
• 39:40
  Speaker 16: Don't nobody going nowhere with their neighbor. I don't even
• 39:44
  Speaker 16: know my neighbors. We got an over the fish relationship.
• 39:48
  Speaker 16: That's what we get, right, relationships.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: That's where it's I've never seen them.
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, your neighbor.
• 39:58
  Speaker 9: I don't know who these people are.
• 40:00
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 40:01
  Speaker 15: Would you rather have a dragon tattoo cover your entire
• 40:05
  Speaker 15: back or would you rather have your tongue pierced.
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: Tattoo for piercing?
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give me the dragon tattoo across my back? Yeah yeah,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: not in my tongue.
• 40:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I can't see it.
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: No, damn way, the dragon tattoo.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: She ain't sticking nothing in my tongue. I can tell
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: you that about a lot of people have that. I
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: talked too damn much. You get that thing caught between
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: one of them teeth, that choke ouch, that piercing machine.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather thanks? Guys?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey. But
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: what Christmas means to me is a celebration of life.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: The birth, the Life, the gift of giving from my family,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: yours and the crew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: Happy holidays, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:03
  Speaker 15: All right, we promised to talk about holiday traditions, especially
• 41:06
  Speaker 15: Christmas traditions, and while time honored holiday traditions are important,
• 41:10
  Speaker 15: they've also evolved over the generations. Now this is according
• 41:14
  Speaker 15: to a survey, family activities and writing to Santa are
• 41:18
  Speaker 15: still among the most popular holiday traditions. That is interesting,
• 41:23
  Speaker 15: even though because I've never written to Santa. Even though
• 41:26
  Speaker 15: we live in a tech savvy world, three out of
• 41:28
  Speaker 15: four parents say their children still hand write letters to Santa,
• 41:33
  Speaker 15: as opposed to a more modern approach like email. And really,
• 41:38
  Speaker 15: and what's the most popular family activity in twenty seventeen
• 41:42
  Speaker 15: this year? Well, according to most households, it's decorating the
• 41:46
  Speaker 15: Christmas tree.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: As a family. Now that I like, I can relate
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: to that.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Do we do that? Yeah?
• 41:53
  Speaker 15: So let's so, Steve, we got to start with you here.
• 41:56
  Speaker 15: What are the family traditions that your family key that
• 42:00
  Speaker 15: you definitely.
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: First of all, let me get this straight.
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: Boodha, your grandson a.
• 42:09
  Speaker 9: Noah and Rose.
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: Grandchildren.
• 42:14
  Speaker 9: I'm not telling them that Santa Claus is coming down
• 42:18
  Speaker 9: the chimney.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, nay, Mom and Daddy might, but if they come
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: up with Papa's house, Papa bought all this.
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: Straight about that.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Here this yall, and Papa pay all their little figure
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: hair Snow, I bought all that in hire. I had
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: that tree in the in the in the in the
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: foer that Papa bought that.
• 42:45
  Speaker 15: So that's a new tradition really, because you weren't you
• 42:49
  Speaker 15: brought up with thinking Santa Claus.
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: Did it for a while when you were little?
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so you're usually as young as your grandchildren aren't.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know my kids take their kids to
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: see Santa Claus. Yeah, they're thinking it's a Santa Claus.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling don't bring them over here.
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: Why you got so real with it right now?
• 43:10
  Speaker 9: Well, no, Papa house all is paid for by the
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: big ballad har.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Does you work?
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: You want some credit?
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the white man didn't bought nothing up in here.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: The bald head black man that's in that office down
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: there at the front of the house. You going there,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: that'sh Santa Claus down there. Matter of fact, don't bring
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: him up when you come in here. Because he had
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: none to do, and everything on this side of the gate,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus ain't had damn things to do.
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, So that's one. That's one. That's me that you
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: burst wide open. Okay.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Secondly, if you tag up your toy on Christmas, you
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: get your ass whooped on christal.
• 43:50
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 43:50
  Speaker 12: That that's a tradition.
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: That tradition standard meerations.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: You know, I hold on this lay away and you
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: broke it.
• 44:03
  Speaker 13: Yeah, he opened it at five and it's broken.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Mad I had a nephew named Pogo. All did every
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: toy he got, he took it apart.
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: But then you know what, he put it all back together.
• 44:22
  Speaker 9: That's all he wanted to do.
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, that's like girls we used to take our
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: dolls clothes off.
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: A mechanic.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right now, that's what he do.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: He's a mechanic right now because see. Yeah, so that
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: was some good. But did he get in trouble for
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: doing it.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: When he was a kid?
• 44:39
  Speaker 10: Dog?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Because if my daddy sought the toy toe up. But
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: he would ask though after the second year, is that
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Pogo toy would leave alone there?
• 44:49
  Speaker 9: Put it back here?
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: He wasn't too mad, all right? What else so so
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: no Santa, but whoopings if you broke your toe? What else?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: These are some traditions, Steve. I want to hear some
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: of Junior's still.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I know his family.
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: Sounds like he got his butt.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Oh man. Absolutely.
• 45:12
  Speaker 13: One tradition was you going to bed.
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: At seven on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: On Christmas Eve?
• 45:18
  Speaker 19: Oh, I could never sleep on Christmas Eve. I could
• 45:21
  Speaker 19: never do that because Santah was coming. What Santa don't
• 45:26
  Speaker 19: show up till nine in the morning. We got to
• 45:29
  Speaker 19: go back to be nine.
• 45:34
  Speaker 12: S were running later.
• 45:36
  Speaker 13: Y'all go back in there and go back to bee.
• 45:41
  Speaker 14: N He ain't made it here yet, y'all go in
• 45:44
  Speaker 14: there and go back to peace.
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it up next nephew's prank phone call. Right after this.
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: He's drinking all night. You're listening to the Steve Hobby
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: Morning Show.
• 45:58
  Speaker 15: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 46:01
  Speaker 15: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
• 46:03
  Speaker 15: can't talk without touching me. We'll get into that find
• 46:07
  Speaker 15: out what that's all about just a few but right
• 46:10
  Speaker 15: now it is time for the nephew and today's spring
• 46:12
  Speaker 15: phone call.
• 46:13
  Speaker 16: What you got for his neph well, you know it's
• 46:15
  Speaker 16: Christmas time and Christmas decorations.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, cat dog, if you cool it, well, I'm.
• 46:24
  Speaker 11: Trying to receise them. Yeah, this is what's going on. Hey,
• 46:28
  Speaker 11: this many man. I live like about four five streets
• 46:31
  Speaker 11: over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother, I'm
• 46:33
  Speaker 11: doing thisod man? How you doing? I'm good? Hey, I
• 46:36
  Speaker 11: see you. You You got your Christmas lights up right?
• 46:39
  Speaker 11: You know?
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I got them up. I got my whole little
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: theme and everything set up. Man it it's looking real good.
• 46:43
  Speaker 11: Okay. Let me let me ask you something. Man. The
• 46:45
  Speaker 11: theme you got in your yard? Where you get that
• 46:48
  Speaker 11: idea from?
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: What do you mean where I get them from?
• 46:50
  Speaker 11: The idea? Like you got the snowman, you got Santa
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: Claus and rain deals, you got your whole house decorated.
• 46:57
  Speaker 11: You got Jesus with the manga and the the wise
• 47:00
  Speaker 11: men around him. Where did you get your idea from?
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: I'm lost what you're talking about.
• 47:06
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: You ask me where I got a theme from? I
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: mean you you try to imply something. I'm asking.
• 47:10
  Speaker 11: I'm asking you a question. Where did you get the
• 47:12
  Speaker 11: idea from?
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: I made this up? I made this up? Jesus, Jesus
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: and the man you know that represents christ. Man, you
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: go with the theme that Christmas base man, and that's
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: that's Christmas base Jesus. There Christmas Jesus and just in
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: Jerusalem and Beth Lamb and hey, what what what's going on?
• 47:27
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Who are you? We gonna get my number from any I'm.
• 47:31
  Speaker 11: I'm I'm manny man, I'm manny I got I got
• 47:33
  Speaker 11: your number from one of the people that live on
• 47:35
  Speaker 11: your street. And I'm just asking you on the rail
• 47:38
  Speaker 11: where you get this idea from? I made this idea.
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: If I made this up, man, I made this up
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: just the second time you asked me where I get
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: this idea from? What you trying to import?
• 47:48
  Speaker 11: It's go the real deal dog, the same thing you
• 47:51
  Speaker 11: got if you come folk streets over. I got the
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: same thing in my yard. And it looked like you
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: just stole my idea. And see what you ain't gonna
• 47:59
  Speaker 11: do is try to win Christmas yards of the season
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: and you just stole my idea. That's the problem I
• 48:06
  Speaker 11: got with you.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: The problem you got is lifing twist. It okay to
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: see I put this together without it I never even
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: heard of you.
• 48:13
  Speaker 18: Man.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: It begin with Secondly, I've been doing this particular theme
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: in my yards since I'm just staying over here. I'm
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: just staying over here six years.
• 48:20
  Speaker 11: You ain't had that. You ain't had that theme last year.
• 48:23
  Speaker 11: You ain't had that.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: Man at this theme last year and the year before.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: And I put my stuff in the same place every
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: damn time I put it down.
• 48:29
  Speaker 11: You did not have this last ye.
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: Talk about who are you to call me and tell
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: me about my theme and about my yard and what
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: you got going.
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: I know you ain't copying there, man, I'm gonna tell
• 48:38
  Speaker 11: you right now, and I ain't finna go no further.
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: You need to rearrange your theme and get a different thing,
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: because you got the same theme I got.
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: Now you need to rearrange your okay, because I ain't
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: rearranging jack over here.
• 48:49
  Speaker 11: Hey man, let me tell you that I got to
• 48:51
  Speaker 11: come over there and they tell you you man, I'm
• 48:53
  Speaker 11: being real as real as I can be with you.
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: If I got to come over there and unplugged what
• 48:59
  Speaker 11: if you got some come now, if I got to
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: come over to your house and unplug some stuff?
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: Now now, now see if everything my foot will be
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: getting up plug from here. First of all, you ain't
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: gonna come on my street, in my house and disrotect
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: me at all about anything that I got set up
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: in my yacht, Tegul.
• 49:17
  Speaker 11: That way, I'll tell you what then, I'm just gonna
• 49:19
  Speaker 11: do this here. I'm finnah. Just come over there and
• 49:21
  Speaker 11: take Jesus and take them and take them wise men
• 49:25
  Speaker 11: out your yard. That's what I'm finna do.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: Come over this way, come up my messing with Jesus
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: in the manger. It's gonna be some real problems because
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: foot of all that's sake, tegu that's that's the center
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: of the pool. Now, if you want to come over
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: here and you want to kind of do something like that,
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: you go to me. Jesus said, help you, because there's
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: gonna be some rolling around going on time like y'all.
• 49:42
  Speaker 11: The bottom line is this right here. You've got the
• 49:45
  Speaker 11: nerve to do the same thing I got. I'm full
• 49:48
  Speaker 11: streets over, I'm driving through looking at everybody's uh here, man,
• 49:52
  Speaker 11: looking at everybody thing. You the one and one and
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: come here, as I've seen.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: The same way, the same place.
• 49:57
  Speaker 11: Every doubt long.
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: You ain't nobody ever call on me. Your stuff looks
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: like man, and from four five seats. I would have
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: had this many any way.
• 50:05
  Speaker 11: Then.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Ain't got no light coming on my street because you
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: don't stay on the street. You going around looking at people,
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: trying to get your ideas. Man, you got a rich No.
• 50:13
  Speaker 11: No, I'm I'm very original. I moved to this neighborhood
• 50:16
  Speaker 11: before you did. I've been here. I've been here ten years.
• 50:19
  Speaker 11: You've been here about six. I know you've been living
• 50:22
  Speaker 11: over here.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: I've been living over here six years. This further division
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: was just coming up when I came over here. I
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: ain't gonna tell me. You've been running your teams longer
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: and I've been running mind who you class?
• 50:30
  Speaker 11: Hey? Man?
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: And it ain't got I ain't got time to go back.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: You know what, I got better things do? I still
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: got some more life put up? Hey, I got a
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: water class. I hang go back and forth.
• 50:37
  Speaker 11: When I'm finna tell you just right here, I'm finish.
• 50:39
  Speaker 11: Come take Jesus off your yard. I'm finish. Take Jesus
• 50:42
  Speaker 11: and the one to.
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: Take Jesus out my yard. I see now you sounded
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: like when I'm crazy, people come aout taking Jesus out
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: of my life. That's why you got life and mess stuff.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: Come on over. I got some way.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 50:52
  Speaker 11: You look here, don't turn your life on that.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: My life is gonna be on the night tomorrow night,
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: every other night talking about taking my Jesus into maket.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: I'm originally as the original that can be. Come on
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: if you want to. I got something for you.
• 51:01
  Speaker 19: Man.
• 51:02
  Speaker 11: You just stole my idea. And see what's talking about?
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: This still an idea. Come on round here and let's say.
• 51:08
  Speaker 11: Hey dog, let me tell you something right now. Jesus
• 51:11
  Speaker 11: and the Wise Man is coming out your yard today.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: No, you know what, man, I'm through with you. Man,
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: I'm through with you.
• 51:18
  Speaker 11: You know what. Come over here if you want.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: To touch my math and Jesus touch my man, just
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: touch me and her and Joseph and the Wise Man.
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna put the nod star over your literally. Hey man,
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: I don't know where you get my number from me? Now,
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: who are you? Anyway? Who is it?
• 51:30
  Speaker 11: Who are you? Man?
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: I tell you what you're talking about? Coming over here?
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: Messing with anything on time? Okay? Set to go off
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: every evening at the food to start getting dark. My
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: going off. Let me come on tonight, he dog?
• 51:44
  Speaker 11: Anyway, Why why why you can't come up with your
• 51:46
  Speaker 11: own theme. Man, Why you came to my own thing? Now?
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Look at it?
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: I tell you what, man, what's for you? Anyway? We
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: just watched it?
• 51:52
  Speaker 11: Right now?
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: You stay four five street over? What kind of color
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: you got me?
• 51:55
  Speaker 11: Drive?
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: Well, I'll come find you, come deal with you right
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: now where you at? Wait, right now where you are?
• 52:01
  Speaker 11: You know what, don't worry about where I'm at. I'm
• 52:03
  Speaker 11: gonna be there on your life.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: I'm about mom night. Now, I'm gonna confine your life.
• 52:08
  Speaker 11: Ain't coming on tonight?
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: Well, never not come on tonight. There's gonna be some
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: problems in your life. It's gonna be hard to breathe
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: for you. I'm gonna let you know here.
• 52:15
  Speaker 11: Man, hey, man, man, first of.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: All, for you anyway, Man, you done caused me out
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: of the blue telling me that you're gonna come disconnect
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: my life and steal my major and take my baby
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: Jesus out the man? Who are you sit up here
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: accusing me of stealing your thing when it's been my
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: theme at least here fix years. I've been doing this
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: Night of Warm Best Yard three years or three years
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: running in this season. Now I think you trying to get.
• 52:37
  Speaker 11: By way but see the problem is you the warm
• 52:40
  Speaker 11: best yard because you're still in my idea?
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: How can I be still in your message?
• 52:44
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: You know what you in you and I'm ready to
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: deal with your right hey, dog, dog, I'm not going
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: to go back and forth with you.
• 52:52
  Speaker 11: You stole my Jesus theme.
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: Dog, Hold on, wait a minute. How can I have
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: won best Yard three years running and you saying I
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: got to think you you should have been getting you must.
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: Not be doing it right. Let me let me, let me,
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: let me go on and say this to you right now. Dog.
• 53:06
  Speaker 11: What Larry on your street told me to call you, Larry.
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: Larry gave you my number, Larry.
• 53:15
  Speaker 11: And Tommy told me to call you.
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: Larry and Tommy told you to call me.
• 53:19
  Speaker 11: You know who Tommy is that?
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: That ain't no, ain't never missing Tommy to me?
• 53:24
  Speaker 11: Who I'm Tommy. I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 53:28
  Speaker 11: Morning Show. You just got plagued by your boy, Larry Man.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: Nephew Tomas you want to show.
• 53:39
  Speaker 11: Told me to call you. He said you win every
• 53:42
  Speaker 11: single year the Christmas.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: But it's kind of funny.
• 53:49
  Speaker 11: Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show?
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: In the lane man hands down, no doubt.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: That.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: In the show with nephew.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Mat pranks out stand.
• 54:05
  Speaker 18: Out.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I'm finna come over there and get Jesus. I'm gonna
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: get the wise men.
• 54:12
  Speaker 9: Get everyboy boy boy, Now you're finsh meet Jesus.
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: That's more accurate.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: See, you're gonna come around here, so there's gonna be
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: some rolling round out here.
• 54:30
  Speaker 14: Decorator touch the wise men married that north.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: First, he didn't understand the accusation. Where you get that
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: theme from Christmas? Right right? Abody theme? Where you're going
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: with this man? I get the theme from It's Christmas.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: You're gonna put Jesus out of major It's Christmas?
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: Now that one hardy man, Frank praise for real? All right,
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: thank you nephew.
• 55:07
  Speaker 15: Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter, with the subject
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• 55:13
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• 55:15
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  Speaker 15: set of friends. We've gone on double dates with my
• 56:29
  Speaker 15: friends and his friends, and I did that because that's
• 56:32
  Speaker 15: how you get to really know a person. The drawback
• 56:36
  Speaker 15: of it is that my friends also get to point
• 56:38
  Speaker 15: out the bad things about my man. We had a
• 56:40
  Speaker 15: double date with my best friend and her man and
• 56:42
  Speaker 15: my best He said that it's too soon for my
• 56:44
  Speaker 15: man to be as hands on as he is, meaning
• 56:48
  Speaker 15: he can't talk without touching me. She said he was
• 56:51
  Speaker 15: going to start pressuring me for sex too soon. She
• 56:54
  Speaker 15: was spot on with that one, so I couldn't be
• 56:57
  Speaker 15: mad at her. The second date was with my my
• 57:00
  Speaker 15: cousin and her husband, and my cousin's husband that the
• 57:03
  Speaker 15: guy shouldn't be grabbing my butt in public like that
• 57:05
  Speaker 15: because it's tasteless. I did not care what he said,
• 57:09
  Speaker 15: because I know he's not a romantic type of guy
• 57:12
  Speaker 15: from what my cousin has said about him. But when
• 57:15
  Speaker 15: I'm alone with my new man and in public, he
• 57:18
  Speaker 15: really can't talk without putting his hands on my body.
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: In the car, he wants to hold my hand and
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: drive with his left hand.
• 57:25
  Speaker 15: He has his hand on my thigh when we're having dinner,
• 57:29
  Speaker 15: and if we're at a bar having a drink, he
• 57:30
  Speaker 15: will slide my chair right up beside him so he
• 57:33
  Speaker 15: can rub my shoulder or have his hand.
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: In various places on my body.
• 57:38
  Speaker 15: We met seven weeks ago and we haven't been intimate,
• 57:41
  Speaker 15: but like my bestie said, he's already itching to have sex.
• 57:45
  Speaker 15: The final straw for me was when he put his
• 57:48
  Speaker 15: hand between my legs and a restaurant and asked if
• 57:51
  Speaker 15: he could have it. I asked what it was. It's
• 57:54
  Speaker 15: a complete and utter turn off. Do I throw away
• 57:57
  Speaker 15: the man for this one flaw? Or is this something
• 58:00
  Speaker 15: we can work on. He doesn't do well with subtle hints. Oh,
• 58:04
  Speaker 15: he's a little out of control doing that in public
• 58:08
  Speaker 15: and at a restaurant. But the most important thing here
• 58:12
  Speaker 15: is what you're comfortable with, and that's all. If you
• 58:16
  Speaker 15: don't want this man that you've only been dating for
• 58:19
  Speaker 15: seven weeks to have his hands all over you and
• 58:21
  Speaker 15: you shouldn't, why don't you say something to him?
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: Why don't you tell him to stop, move his hands away?
• 58:27
  Speaker 15: It is very disrespectful of him to be touching you
• 58:30
  Speaker 15: so inappropriately and in front of your friends.
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: And family like that. How have you let it go
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: this long?
• 58:37
  Speaker 15: That's my question to you. If you don't want him
• 58:40
  Speaker 15: to do it to you, then don't let him do
• 58:43
  Speaker 15: it to you. You've got to be realistic, though, I mean,
• 58:46
  Speaker 15: he's a man who is obviously attracted to you, and
• 58:50
  Speaker 15: I'm sure he feels seven weeks is a long time
• 58:53
  Speaker 15: on his calendar. He's ready to get busy, but clearly
• 58:56
  Speaker 15: you're not because you're still trying to get to know him.
• 59:00
  Speaker 15: But you gotta remember, I mean, it's simple.
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: This is your body.
• 59:03
  Speaker 15: And if you're not slapping stopping him or slapping him,
• 59:08
  Speaker 15: and you're not saying saying anything about his touching you,
• 59:11
  Speaker 15: he's not gonna stop. You gotta tell him if that's
• 59:13
  Speaker 15: what you want. If he leaves because you spoke up
• 59:16
  Speaker 15: for yourself, then let him go. If he stays, tell
• 59:18
  Speaker 15: him you don't want him touching you like that anymore.
• 59:21
  Speaker 15: You want to get to know him, and you guys
• 59:23
  Speaker 15: need to slow down.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Steve, Uh, this.
• 59:31
  Speaker 9: Letter, it's so common sense.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: It's just Shirley's absolutely correct in what she's said. This
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: let us it's really what you want. But you're not
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: conveying this to the man. So what you want him
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: to do? Because right now, this dude, he don't think
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you're doing nothing wrong, but you think the man is wrong.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: And now I'm gonna tell you where I'm gonna tell you. Well,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: let me show you a couple of things.
• 59:58
  Speaker 9: Just let him.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: You met this man online. He's a decent guy, got
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: a good job. Gray, set of friends who go on
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: double dates with friends and his friends, my friends and
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: his friends. I did that because that's how you get
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: to really know a person. Okay, that's a good idea
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: because you got to see how it interacts with other people.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 9: Other people's opinion of him, his opinion of your friends.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 9: That said good depth.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: The drawback is that my friends also get to point
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: out the bad things about my man. Well didn't you
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: just say that's why you went out with him, so
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: you can get to know him, And sometimes you can
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: get Your friend's opinions can matter, but they shouldn't, but
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: they can depend.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 9: On who the friend is.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: See, we had a double date with my best friend
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: and her man and my best He said that it's
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: too soon for my man to be hands on as
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: he is, meaning he can't talk without touching me. She
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: said he was gonna start pressing me for sex too soon.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because why because that's what
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: we do. That's why he dating you. He dating you
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: to have sex. That's why all men date you. Is
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: this a secret and is this a new book? All
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: men date you because they want to have sex with you.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I have a shaker for you. Y'all dating men because
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: y'all want to have sex with them? That tada, Yeah,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: take them frowns off, y'all's face on this zoom. Yeah,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: that's why you date men. Now, y'all not gonna outwardly
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: say that because you want some other things too, of course,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: but at the bottom line, you know what this bout. Stop?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Come on, now, how we gonna have a family. I
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: want to get married one day. I want to have
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: a family. We know what we're gonna have to do.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Then let's get to doing. It's what this is all about.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: She was spot on with that when her girlfriend he
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: was gonna pressure me to have sex. I that ain't
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: she brilliant? So I couldn't be mad with her. The
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: second day was with my cousin and her husband said.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Her husband said, the guy shouldn't be grabbing my buddy
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: in public like that, because it's tasted. That is tasteles
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: great hangout, but in front of people, that's tasteless. It
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: is Hang on, Steve.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 15: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 15: twenty three minutes after the hour of today's Strawberry letter,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 15: subjects he can't talk without touching me. We'll get back
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 15: into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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• 1:03:16
  Speaker 15: recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he can't talk
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 15: without touching me?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, lady, And you've been out with your friends
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: with him and everything, and they done told you he's
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: a little touching too much because he's gonna press.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 9: You for sex. She was right about that.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 10: Duh.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is going to ask you for sex eventually.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I think you note that. That's why both y'all was online.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: You get online so you can find a relationship but
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: in order to be in a relationship, you're going to
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: have to relate. Why are you feeling like you own
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: a ship?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 18: And what analogy?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: What it rocks back and forth? You online to get
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: into a relationship. Okay, to be in a relationship, you
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: have to have a relay shun with someone. And it's
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: got to feel like y'all on a ship because the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: ship rocks back and forth. That's what the relationship is.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Two people that can relate to each other till it
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: gets so good y'all start rocking back and forth. That's
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: the relationships.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: Wow, my god, we can't how come we can't see that? Huh?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 9: What the hell?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 11: Now?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend talking about he two hands on? He gonna
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: want to have sex soon? Yes he is, Yeah, he
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: gonna want to not soon now.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: Seven weeks.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 9: She was spot on with that, so I couldn't be
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 9: mad at her.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: The second day, my husband and her husband cousin husband
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: said the guy shouldn't be grabbing my butty in public
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: like that because it's tasteless.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 9: That's true. Tasteless is true.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: But your other cousin though, telling you he gonna press
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: you for sex, that's what he supposed to do. Why
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: is this her damn business stuff? Didn't her husband press
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: her for sex one day?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 9: Didn't she have it?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: I did not care what he said because I know
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: he's not a romantic type of a guy. Okay, but
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: you did care what the other lady said of what
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: my cousin has said about. But when I'm alone with
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: my new man and in public, he really can't talk
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: without putting his hands on my body. In the car,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: he want to hold my hand to drive with the
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: left hand. Damn. Maybe it ain't just your cousin's husbands
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: that ain't romantic. Maybe you ain't romantic, Keithan, see a
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: man want to hold your hand while he driving?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 7: Damn?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Most women go wild. That is so nice. He wants
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: to hold my hand while they driving? Don't what as
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: you touching me? Folk? He has his hand on my
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: thigh when having dinner, and if we had a ball
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: having a drink, he would slide my chair right up
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: next to him so he could rub my shoulder or
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: have his hands in various places on my body. Billy,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: we met seven weeks ago and we haven't been intimate.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: But like my bestie said, he's already itching to half sex.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Already when did you just come to you after seven weeks?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: He was ready for that long time ago. Now I
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: ad MyD you for waiting and trying to get to
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: know the man kind of pushes you towards that ninety
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: day rule I created, and it makes a little bit
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: of sense.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 9: But at seven weeks, he's pressing. He's pressing.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: The final straw for me was when he put his
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: hand between my legs and the restaurant. Wait, ben hold
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: of Blake, hold On, there's been a whole lot of
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: touching going on for seven weeks.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 9: Why are you still going out with him? If this
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 9: is so repulsive?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: If this touching, it's seven weeks and touching. Now, he'd
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: have been on your thigh, he'd have been on your shoulders.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: He's been all up in your hair. He'd have been
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: on your knee cap he'd have your hand when he's driving. Now,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: y'all in the restaurant. Now you're talking about the final straw.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: He don't put his hands between your legs. We had
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: to promise.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 11: Land.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 9: Now we at the Holy Grail, we in front of
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 9: the Grand Canyon.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: You have made your points right there at Niagara Falls,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: we at Victoria Lake, we are the Empire State. We
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: are one of the seven wonders of the world. That's
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: number eight right there, And all of y'all have one
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: the eighth wonders of the world. And I be damned
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: if it ain't one of the most wonderful wonders I've
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: ever seen. I've been to the Grand Canyon. He ain't
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: got nothing that Grand Canyon. Ain't got nothing on that thing,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: nothing nothing. I've been to Niagara Falls. I'd rather be
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: standing in front of a fine woman than to be
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: a Niagara Falls. I'm telling you right now, it ain't
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: all that I've seen the Empire State. I've been to
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Victoria Lynks. I've been the only place. Ain't nothing like
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: standing right there, uh huh in front of me. I'm
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: just telling you it's something.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 11: I think we get it.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: I really do.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think you do. I'm painting this picture. No,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: I only got a many left, so let me go
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: and get to this. He put his hand between my
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: leg and the restaurant and asked if he could have it.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 9: I asked what it was?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 11: You know?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Good? Hell, well, what it is?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 9: What is your playing, stupid fault? I'm sick of your
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 9: little dumb ass letter.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 11: What is it?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 12: You know exactly what it is?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 11: You know what he doing? What is it?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 10: You mean?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 11: What is it?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: It's why we here, It's why I damn dinner. It's
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: why I'm driving, It's why Dave today, This why spend
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: money on this soup, is why buses day by.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: Look well, he yells.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: It's the reason that the world go round. What do
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: you mean? What do you mean?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 11: What is it? You know me?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: It is?
• 1:09:16
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  Speaker 7: Here's a quick question for you guys.
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  Speaker 15: Do you have a memory or a vivid recollection of
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 15: the first time you met Santa Claus?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 13: Oh, first time in Santa Uh huh No, No, the baby.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 13: I've seen the pictures, but I don't remember the man.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: You meant him at the mall?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: You see him at the mall?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he never came to my house. I never
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: saw her.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 15: My mom would always tell me he had been there though,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 15: and ate some pie and they sat out and talked
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 15: for a minute.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: Oh really always.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve, do you remember meeting Santa Claus? Well, when
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: I first met him, Yeah, but I already knew who
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: he was, so I was wondering what happened. Well, I
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: had been told by my brothers and stuff and were
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: going down his white man from bring nothing to our house.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: So when I met him, it didn't have the joy
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: that you think you would have as a child. But
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: still I liked Santa Claus. I always liked him. I
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: thought his intentions were well you know, I always enjoyed
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: the concept. And plus I'm a big Christmas guy.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: So yeah, and why is that why you look?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: I just I just think it's the dopest holiday of
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: all time. I loved Christmas from day one. The gifts,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: the giving. You know, see my father and mother face
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: man when they open up this little worthless ass gift
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: out of the bottom. You know, I knew the gift
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: wasn't worth for dom, but the way they faked it
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: and act like they cald it meant a lot to me,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: you know. And so I became a big giver of
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Christmas gifts. I've always kind of liked that, you know,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: nice gime of some stuff. But then as I grew older,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I realized what Christmas was really about. So wasn't about
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: to gift given no more, And so it just became
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: all I just want a treat, that's all. I want
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: this a treat, you know, I know I know the
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: real meaning of Christmas. Before you getting home, so I
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: can see my tree. I haven't seen, no, haven't seen
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: it From I'm not sure where this one came in from.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I haven't I haven't disgusted yet with my wife. But
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: this is coming in from somewhere.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 7: You didn't get it at wall.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Are you.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 20: Mad?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 9: He got.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: Where your tree comes from? Tommy nameless? You don't want
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: excuse me?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 7: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 21: As in predecorated, yeahcorated ji yeah, wow, oh wow, all right,
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  Speaker 21: all right.
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  Speaker 7: Well, uh, Merry Christmas everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, this is your man, Steve Harvey. Tis
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  Speaker 1: the season for love, peace, happiness and so happy Holidays
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  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah. I wrote that myself.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 14: Happy Holidays to everybody out there, to Steve Harvey Nations.
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  Speaker 14: Let me tell you something. Merry Christmas, and I mean
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  Speaker 14: that from the bottom of my heart. Merry Christmas and
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  Speaker 14: Happy New Year this New Year. On New Year's Eve,
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  Speaker 14: if they.
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  Speaker 7: Don't have any any any and I mean any.
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  Speaker 14: Pope bones for ham hack in the ground, If it
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  Speaker 14: ain't no ham hocks in the green leave, it's not
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  Speaker 14: gonna be a good new Year.
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  Speaker 7: If it ain't no ham hocks, it ain't no black
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  Speaker 7: eye be there leeve.
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  Speaker 1: If they trying to have a vegetarian New Year's Day.
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  Speaker 6: Out.
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  Speaker 7: It's gonna be some Vegetaria's gonna have some bad look Steeve,
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  Speaker 7: Come on, introduce Jay.
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  Speaker 15: He's here to murder another hit.
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  Speaker 1: Folks, without further ado. We murdered hits up on hire
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  Speaker 1: because we got him first round draft choice, Lady Jimmy
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  Speaker 1: Jeffers Brown.
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  Speaker 3: Another song right here, Steve. The song is a special song.
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  Speaker 5: The song is dedicated to every man who's been in
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  Speaker 5: the friend zone for the entire year. We've all been
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  Speaker 5: in the friend zone. It's not a nice place to be.
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  Speaker 5: You do everything you help out wants to get out
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  Speaker 5: of the friend zone. Yes, songs dedicate to their man
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  Speaker 5: is the friend zones. Christmas songs.
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  Speaker 9: Christmas gonna be in your friend zone without no pressure.
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  Speaker 3: Here you go, Here you go, check it out. Jamie
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  Speaker 3: Brown murders a hit.
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  Speaker 5: He will watch your kids, even by them gifts. Call
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  Speaker 5: him in the car and take them to the mall.
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  Speaker 3: What you call him? Here he buys your daddy beer.
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  Speaker 7: This a get he will a go.
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  Speaker 3: You can buy it from a store.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't get it up on christmasty Ooh make a
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  Speaker 5: friends be alack a kinge come on pearl to get
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  Speaker 5: all by that thing and get it up on Christmastay.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want no tie, just get it up.
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  Speaker 16: Now.
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  Speaker 5: I've my saw joy Doo. I took you to the stoke.
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  Speaker 5: I was very you when you were unplowed.
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  Speaker 1: Stupid stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't like.
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  Speaker 3: Feed another man's kids.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing left for me to say, girl, I feel like
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  Speaker 5: kiddy play. Why don't shoot? Get it up on Chrissmasday,
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  Speaker 5: make the man did like the king. Come on girl,
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  Speaker 5: get out of that thank Kenny song. On Chrismas Day.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want no socks, just.
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  Speaker 18: My call sign Wednesday, Oh me man, feel like a king.
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  Speaker 18: Come on girl, get all that thing you will?
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  Speaker 1: Oh Christmas Day.
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  Speaker 15: And the.
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  Speaker 12: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Get out friends hut, get out their friends. One baby
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  Speaker 3: even brought your daddy bill. Yes, yes, yes, go to iTunes.
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  Speaker 18: Get all your boys.
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  Speaker 9: Some of the girls don't enjoy them types.
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  Speaker 3: They don't like them. I don't know they don't if
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  Speaker 3: they don't jump in, they don't.
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  Speaker 5: Sing, shut it down, Shirley call a play cat come
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  Speaker 5: up and scratch the windows window allegedly, you crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Legit, you did do that. That's why you're in the
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  Speaker 1: friend zone. Now stay right there. Y'all watch this.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a word for you guys. Yes, what was the
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  Speaker 2: best Christmas gift you ever got as a kid?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? My god, it was the best? Oh?
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  Speaker 9: I a shwing bike?
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  Speaker 7: What color was it?
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  Speaker 1: White?
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  Speaker 9: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: White? But then when I when I put them reflected
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  Speaker 1: all the way around it? God, you couldn't tell me.
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  Speaker 11: On that.
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  Speaker 7: How old were you?
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  Speaker 11: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Probably thirteen, thirteen thirteen.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, what about your junior?
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  Speaker 1: Fourteen years old? I got a gold cart. You cann't
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  Speaker 1: tell me nothing. My mom and daddy bought me a
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: gold cart. Yeah, I'm pulling up.
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  Speaker 13: I'm pulled up to your house and driving off because
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 13: you can't roll like me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cart so bad?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I wanted one so bad.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: I had that plan, Tommy, oh man, you can see
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  Speaker 1: you coming a mile away.
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  Speaker 13: Now you can see me coming.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, happy holidays, Come on, junr what you got we'll
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  Speaker 2: play around it?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this at thirty three? After? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my dad didn't trust my driving with that gold card.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shadow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't run nothing past that. I can't put
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  Speaker 1: nothing past these boys and Whitney Steve Man. You know
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: you never know, all right?
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  Speaker 15: Would you rather sweet potato or cherry pie? In a
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 15: pie eating contest?
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  Speaker 7: Which one.
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  Speaker 1: Sweep tato? Sweep potato? Well, you're gonna be able to
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  Speaker 1: eat most sweet.
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  Speaker 9: Potatoes, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cherry, you can't give it one half of cherry
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  Speaker 1: pie down you throw up. You gotta swallow them whole
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  Speaker 1: ass cherries and all that syrup and stuff. It's hard
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: to find a good ass cherry pie anyway. Yeah, man,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I just I can't find one.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: Say, isn't that your favorite cherry pie?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: If I could get you nothing, nothing tops Peach Cobbler,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm off sugar.
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  Speaker 9: Now, so I haven't had any.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Sugar for a long time. Okay, all right, Peach Copple
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  Speaker 1: though Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta.
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  Speaker 9: Agha, Mercy. You know it ain't no joke. They about
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  Speaker 9: the business.
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  Speaker 1: Cobbler on planet Earth is at the Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Georgia.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 15: Would you rather vacation with your in laws or would
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 15: you rather vacation with your next door neighbor.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Like my in laws?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 16: My in laws is cool. Oh, they're gonna be sleep anyway.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 16: Don't nobody go nowhere with their neighbor. I don't even
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  Speaker 16: know my neighbor. We got an old the fish relationship.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 16: That's what we can, right, relationships.
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  Speaker 1: That's where it's I've never seen them.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, your neighbornes.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know who these people are.
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  Speaker 18: All right?
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  Speaker 15: Would you rather have a dragon tattoo cover your entire
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  Speaker 15: back or would you rather have your tongue pierced tattoo
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  Speaker 15: or piercing.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, give me the dragon tattoo across my back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, not in my tongue.
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  Speaker 9: I can't see it.
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  Speaker 1: No, damn with.
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  Speaker 7: Dragon tattoo.
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  Speaker 1: Sure ain't sticking nothing in my tongue. I can tell
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  Speaker 1: you that a lot of people have that I talked
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: too damn much. You get that thing called between one
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: of them teeth, woo, the choke chouch stick.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: You hung out and they put that fearsome machine.
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  Speaker 15: All right, that's today's round of would you rather thanks?
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  Speaker 15: Guys coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 15: It is our last break of the day, and we'll
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  Speaker 15: close out the show with the one and only Steve
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 15: Harvey right after this.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, This is your man, Steve Harby. Tis
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: the season for love, peace, happiness and so happy Holidays
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah I wrote that myself.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.