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Roscoe Wallace, Women VS Men, Black People in Pool, Text Blunders and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things, and it's cost me true good Steve
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  Speaker 1: listening to the other for st Please, I don't join me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn you, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't got to turn them out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water got me? Come come on your fad
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  Speaker 1: uh huh. I shall will a good morning everybody. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on, come on, y'all dig
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  Speaker 1: me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show man. Is God good to me? Unbelievable? Yeah, it is,
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  Speaker 1: And I can only attribute it to one thing. It's
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  Speaker 1: just been a turnaround in my life. It's it's been
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  Speaker 1: me finally making a decision to see what all God
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  Speaker 1: has for me, but at the same time trying to
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  Speaker 1: be more God wants me to be instead of more
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  Speaker 1: of what I want to be. That's the trade off.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta do something now. You know you
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  Speaker 1: know you want God's blessings, you gotta be willing to
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  Speaker 1: do something on his behalf. Now. I'm not saying I
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  Speaker 1: got it right right now because I'm just being real
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  Speaker 1: with you. I don't I don't have it all together
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  Speaker 1: by any stretch of imagination. I'm trying to get better
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  Speaker 1: in several areas. I'm praying about it, I'm working on it,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, it's surprised and I've I've grown to
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  Speaker 1: accept the process. But I'm improving in a lot of
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  Speaker 1: areas from day to day. But I'll tell you what, man,
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  Speaker 1: my success all is going on with me I can
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  Speaker 1: only attribute to this turnaround. And the turnaround was simple.
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  Speaker 1: I turned around and started looking at God. That was
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  Speaker 1: a simple move, man. I just turned around and started
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  Speaker 1: looking at him, and I was going, Okay, I get it. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you created me. You're the creator. You have a purpose
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  Speaker 1: for me. I understand that. Now. Now let me just
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  Speaker 1: walk in that purpose and let me get to doing
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  Speaker 1: that purpose. Now, my purpose and your purpose and their
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  Speaker 1: purpose and anybody's perfect purpose could be different, and the
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  Speaker 1: way you go about the purpose can be different. And
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  Speaker 1: that's the part that I've really grown up to. I've
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  Speaker 1: opened up my mind to understanding that everybody's different, nobody's
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  Speaker 1: quite the same, and that is not my right or
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  Speaker 1: position to judge, but to be of a forgiving spirit
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  Speaker 1: and understand and forgive those as I ask God to
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  Speaker 1: forgive me. See that's the key. That's the key, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: So when you out here and you stuck on this unforgiveness,
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  Speaker 1: understand in the large prayer as a segment that says,
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  Speaker 1: forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who
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  Speaker 1: trust pass against us. There's another version says forgive us
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  Speaker 1: our debts as we forgive our debt us. It's two
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  Speaker 1: different versions, but either one it means the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 1: It means simply this that you are asking God to
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  Speaker 1: forgive yours like you forgive others. Forgive us our trust
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  Speaker 1: passes as we forgive those who trust pass against us.
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  Speaker 1: When I crossed the line with you, God handle me
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  Speaker 1: the way I handle people when they cross the line
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  Speaker 1: with me. You feel what I'm saying to you? See
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  Speaker 1: you understand that. That's the breakdown of it. Best way
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  Speaker 1: I can give it to you. Forgive us our trust
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  Speaker 1: passes as we forgive those who trust pass against us.
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  Speaker 1: Forgive me God for stepping over the line, like I
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  Speaker 1: forgive those that step over the line on me. That's
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  Speaker 1: the hard part, man, that's the part man I've really
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  Speaker 1: been working on I've been really trying to get that together.
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  Speaker 1: And so I've learned forgiveness a lot better over the
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  Speaker 1: past five years than I have before. And it's paid off.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how it was paid off, because
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  Speaker 1: now God's mercy and grace is all over me, because
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  Speaker 1: I've learned to become more graceful. Now. I ain't graceful
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  Speaker 1: like him, I ain't merciful like him, but I've learned
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  Speaker 1: to become more more graceful, more merciful, because man, I
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  Speaker 1: can't live my life like that. I just got sick
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  Speaker 1: of me. Man, you're mad at me now, I'm mad
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  Speaker 1: at you. You hate on me, Now I'm gonna hate
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  Speaker 1: on you. I ain't got time for that. Man, I've
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  Speaker 1: got you. Look here, you got somewhere to go. Hate
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  Speaker 1: take up time. It's time consuming. Hating Trying to seek revenge,
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  Speaker 1: it's time consuming. It take up way too much of
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  Speaker 1: your time to seek revenge when vengeance ain't really yours.
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  Speaker 1: That's another one. Vengeance is mine, say if the lord
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  Speaker 1: it ain't yours. So now when you go to seek it,
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  Speaker 1: to take it out, guess what you're doing. You're doing
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  Speaker 1: something now man, Now you off in the area that
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  Speaker 1: you've got no business being in, and instead of steady
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  Speaker 1: climbing your leadder like you're supposed to, you didn't take
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  Speaker 1: out time for vengeance to hate. I'm a hater. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a blogger. I'm a blog about so and so.
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  Speaker 1: When you're blogging about somebody, and most of these people
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  Speaker 1: you don't even know when you're blogging about somebody, what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing, what you're hating. It takes time to hate. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I just decided, Man, I gotta take all my time
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  Speaker 1: and instead of have doing time and being active, I
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  Speaker 1: got to be proactive. See some people get that confused,
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  Speaker 1: being active and being proactive. Pro is positive. Pro means
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  Speaker 1: to move forward. You know, if you put pro in
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  Speaker 1: front of most words, it's a positive influx. You know,
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  Speaker 1: does the pros and the cons. The pros is the
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  Speaker 1: good side, the cons is what can go wrong the
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  Speaker 1: bad side. You know, if you're active, that's one thing,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pro active, you're going forward in a
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  Speaker 1: positive direction. When you become a pro that means you
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  Speaker 1: the best of the best at whatever it is you
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  Speaker 1: chosen to be. I'm a pro so somehow and I
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  Speaker 1: know English teacher grammatical God. The word pro a lot
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  Speaker 1: of times when you put it in front of something
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  Speaker 1: means positiveness. So now a lot of people think that
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  Speaker 1: if you as active, something all to happen. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing something, and that's what happens. Man, We just find
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  Speaker 1: ourselves doing a lot of busy work that really ain't
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  Speaker 1: bout nothing, and it ain't going the way. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no direction or no purpose because we haven't tried
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  Speaker 1: to find out the direction or purpose. So you wake
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  Speaker 1: up and you and your wheels are spinning. You a
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  Speaker 1: hamster on a tread meal. You're running real fast, but
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  Speaker 1: you're just going in the same spot. You understand that's
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  Speaker 1: cause you're just out here being active instead of proactive.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you get God in your life. Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you turn and face your creative and find out how
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  Speaker 1: to become more proactive so you can do things to
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  Speaker 1: move yourself forward. How you can get your life off
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  Speaker 1: the ground and get off the tread meal and really
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  Speaker 1: get it rolling in the direction that it need to
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  Speaker 1: be going. Man, I'm telling you God can make that
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  Speaker 1: change for you if he see you making the change
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  Speaker 1: for him. See the whole key man, the whole kids.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be willing to do something. You got
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  Speaker 1: to give God something to black. Bless me God, and
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  Speaker 1: then you go sit on your couch and you ain't trying. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: bless me God with what? What? What? What are working with?
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  Speaker 1: He can't have the people hire you if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: put the app in. Come on, man, the blessing comes
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  Speaker 1: when you make a proactive step, when you try to
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  Speaker 1: do something on the positive side. Look, man, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: quit messing around with all these people. I'm gonna start
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  Speaker 1: going home. I'm gonna leave these women loan out here.
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  Speaker 1: You got to say, all right, man, I ain't going
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  Speaker 1: over that at night. I just ain't gonna get Then
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  Speaker 1: God can work with you. God help me stop seeing
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  Speaker 1: all these women. But you steady going over there calling
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  Speaker 1: them setting up stuff. We can't nobody help you because
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  Speaker 1: once you get over there, you already know. See, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta get proactive. You gotta do something yourself. You make
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  Speaker 1: one step, he'll make two. That that's the key, man.
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  Speaker 1: So come on, y'all, you're listening show, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: It is upon us. It is the morning hour. It
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  Speaker 1: is a moment that We've been waiting for all night.
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  Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I was hoping I would
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  Speaker 1: be here when it arrived. I am here, grateful, motivated, favorite,
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  Speaker 1: and relentless in my pursuit of happiness. Even though the
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  Speaker 1: Constitution is not talking to us. I am in pursuit
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  Speaker 1: of my inalienable right to that pursuit of happiness. Damn it,
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  Speaker 1: here I am, Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley's talking. I like it. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, and calif Rever, good morning. Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Never man legend that is junior whatever. Everybody morning, the
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  Speaker 1: old and nearly defeated and very bitter about it for
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  Speaker 1: the survival. J Anthony Brown, what what whatever? Whatever, mister
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  Speaker 1: hardad ignorant at a whole another level, PhD in m M.
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  Speaker 1: Your side, your side, it's Friday. Whoa it's happening, ye
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  Speaker 1: r I t y it's Friday. Yeah, yeah, good, it's great.
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  Speaker 1: And you don't like Friday's wine netew because it's too
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  Speaker 1: close to Mundy who That makes a lot of sense.
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  Speaker 1: But if you sounded excited about I get excited until
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  Speaker 1: Sad to come call you know what. It's logic, right yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: right up, on Monday. God, So don't ask your question
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  Speaker 1: to sure, what are you happy? What day am I
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  Speaker 1: happy with? What's your favorite days? Too? Thurst? I like
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  Speaker 1: thirsty thirst because we almost like the weekend starts for
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  Speaker 1: me actually on Thursday. But being sad. But if you
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  Speaker 1: don't like the next day, which is Friday, because it's
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  Speaker 1: too close to Monday. That's why I'm trying to piece
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  Speaker 1: this together. A struggling over here. You like a headache
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  Speaker 1: you got, this is your nephew. You got to be
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  Speaker 1: worried about this. Thursday is fold days. Thursday's fold days
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  Speaker 1: away from Monday. Either either way you go talk think
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  Speaker 1: about Monday is just bad. So Thursday's four ways away
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  Speaker 1: either way. You look at it well and see what
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  Speaker 1: you don't understand? Why you saying Thursday and Friday and
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  Speaker 1: using Monday because you can't say Wednesday. The truth I say, Quinny,
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  Speaker 1: say what I could say, Quinn? Quinsay in time? I
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  Speaker 1: want to say, Quinn, that's not it? All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening show. What
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  Speaker 1: was the best summer job you ever had? And what
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  Speaker 1: job would you not do again, no matter how much
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  Speaker 1: you paid, Steve, what job would I not do again?
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  Speaker 1: No matter how much you paid? That found you? If
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  Speaker 1: for a motor company, Oh, you wouldn't do that. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't do that, and I would not do no. But
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  Speaker 1: the worst that you know, they found you. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: like it. The similar line at Forward Man, that's some
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  Speaker 1: cool people I work with. That wasn't bad. Going to
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  Speaker 1: work wasn't what I was meant to do. But uh, though,
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  Speaker 1: Lincoln Electric is the worst job I've ever had. I hated.
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  Speaker 1: What did you do there? What did you do there?
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  Speaker 1: I wrapped corel wire? It's really it's tough. You know
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  Speaker 1: what dies are. Dies are these small round things that
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  Speaker 1: you pull wire through, and every die gets smaller. So
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  Speaker 1: the wire goes through and compresses and shaves down and
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  Speaker 1: gets thinner and thinner. So let's say the wire starts
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  Speaker 1: like a microphone cord, okay, and what you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: get it down to is a chord wire that goes
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  Speaker 1: inside of inside to speak a while it is. So
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  Speaker 1: you put it through the die and it goes through
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  Speaker 1: this machine at a high speed, and every diet goes through,
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  Speaker 1: every six eight feet gets smaller and smaller, and it
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  Speaker 1: wraps up into a big coil and then you got
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  Speaker 1: to box it up and put it on the palette. Now,
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  Speaker 1: to break even, you had to make two hundred and
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  Speaker 1: thirty eight boxes a day. Wow, it'd be some days.
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  Speaker 1: I finished. I got eighty short. Ugly, I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but now you're gonna get a guarantee, uh huh. But
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  Speaker 1: to get the bonus you had to make extra And
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the year, guys was getting fifty
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollar bonus. What you get I ain't never get
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  Speaker 1: a bone. Oh you didn't even get a bonus period.
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  Speaker 1: Well what about it? I mean, how could they do it? Why?
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  Speaker 1: Why was you so slow with yours? You just I
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  Speaker 1: hate it, man. I didn't like doing the mechanical work
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  Speaker 1: to keep the line running because you had to change
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  Speaker 1: your dies all the time because of inspected come by
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  Speaker 1: and tell you that your wire has a score in it,
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  Speaker 1: which means a little scratch. That means one of the
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  Speaker 1: dies is wore out and you don't catch it, and
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  Speaker 1: didn't the inspect it come by and x out all
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  Speaker 1: your boxes in the box with the scores and it
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  Speaker 1: got to go, So you lose fifteen fifteen boxes went
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  Speaker 1: to inspected it. I hate it. Wow, you're depressed telling
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  Speaker 1: us about it at that What how old were you then? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: twenties three? So that was one of your first like
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  Speaker 1: full time jobs. Right after? Did you quit? Did you
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  Speaker 1: quit or they fired you? Yeah? I quit? I made
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  Speaker 1: that story. What what is happening? You're not doing any business?
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  Speaker 1: Your small business? Long open up the carb cleaning. Come.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have no loan. I just wanted to walk
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  Speaker 1: out with dignity. Look, hall, man, we're gonna miss you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You're a good dude. Man. It was funny, man, you
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  Speaker 1: kept us live in here. Many have been whooping your behind. Man,
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  Speaker 1: So sad, I was dying man, and I worked midnight
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  Speaker 1: shift from midnight to eight in the morning. I would
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  Speaker 1: be so sweet coming home I drive by my exit. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's how sleepy I would be. I would I miss
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  Speaker 1: my exit at least five times. Okay, so let's switch
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  Speaker 1: it and ask you what was the best summer job
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  Speaker 1: you had? Because that depressed us all. Just I got
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  Speaker 1: a job at the swimming pool as a lifeguard and
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  Speaker 1: can't swim. That's the best job still Right in college,
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  Speaker 1: I got a job at the swimming pool and watching
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  Speaker 1: girls has a lifeguarding because just hoping was nobody get in?
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  Speaker 1: Did anybody ever get in in a drastic situation? No,
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  Speaker 1: thank god, you got lucky. Man. I had all them
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  Speaker 1: life ra stuff out there. Everything. I had so much
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  Speaker 1: stuff in the pool. I was throwing furniture in the pool.
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  Speaker 1: I had so much furniture in the pool. One time,
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  Speaker 1: one dude got in trouble and I threw so much
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  Speaker 1: stuff in the pool he could walk out. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: th a star phone cool lot there. I had so
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  Speaker 1: much pool furniture that he can walk out. So they
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  Speaker 1: didn't test you or anything to see if you could swim.
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  Speaker 1: They just hired you on the spot. That's crazy. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what it happened was my name was Steve Harvey. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: of course it was a white guy to school named
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  Speaker 1: Steve Darby. Okay, he didn't come to work, so I went, oh,
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  Speaker 1: and he said you Steve see Jarvey. I went yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just with no problem. He said, well here you go
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  Speaker 1: handing me that little red thing. He said, where's your shorts?
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  Speaker 1: So I told him I have him tomorrow. I just
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  Speaker 1: bought my pants that I rolled him up and set
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  Speaker 1: up on this chair, not a lifeguard told him my
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  Speaker 1: name is Steve Harvey. I got paid man about six weeks.
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  Speaker 1: What so Steve Darby never came back. The white guy,
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. What happened is due he ain't show. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey went on and then got the lifeguard position.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody had a drown in their pool, they'd have been dead.
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  Speaker 1: But god, I can't say nobody. Man, it wasn't about
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  Speaker 1: to jump in that deep and in this five foot
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  Speaker 1: and we noticed just when when ain't Marge you tried
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  Speaker 1: to get in the water in Hawaii? You remember that
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  Speaker 1: he almost had a bad Yes he did, Yes he did?
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  Speaker 1: And you did you ever learn to swim? Steve? YEA.
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  Speaker 1: I know how to swim a little bit. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I I have get back back whatever I fell off
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  Speaker 1: of I can swim good. He got get out, he
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: got get out that swim crossed down. That ain't gonna.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you found your purpose. I'm so glad
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  Speaker 1: you found your purpose. I really somebody that's funny. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I know had a life going, but getting paid skinny
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  Speaker 1: hass had some nice shots. Okay, we'll be back. You're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour, Miss
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  Speaker 1: Anne will be here with today's national news and headlines.
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  Speaker 1: But right now it's time for the nephew to run
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  Speaker 1: that brank back. I have adult daycare. Yeah, that exists,
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  Speaker 1: in case y'all didn't know adult daycare. Let's go. Okay, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach miss Sharon's leaf. Yes, this is Sharon,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Sharon is My name is Evan. I'm giving you
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  Speaker 1: a call from adult daycare. Okay, because Black Daycare. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Evan, and I got your number and all
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  Speaker 1: your information here on file. Um, it looks like you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be joining us starting on Monday. So we're excited
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  Speaker 1: to have you, and I want to just give you
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  Speaker 1: a call and kind of give you the lay of
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  Speaker 1: the land of what we have here and how how
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  Speaker 1: much fun you're gonna have being here most of the
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  Speaker 1: day with herself. For my understanding is you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: here probably the majority of this year. What are you talking?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Being there? Where? Here at
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  Speaker 1: the adult daycare? Adult daycare? Where? Where's that? What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? Okay? Evan? Is that what you said?
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  Speaker 1: Your name is Evan, my name, My name is Evan, Yes, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: and your third daughter is Diane. Diane, that's what you
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  Speaker 1: know my daughters? Yes, well, she's the one that has
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  Speaker 1: you signed up. You're gonna be at the adult daycare,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm assuming she's gonna be dropping you off every morning,
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  Speaker 1: and I know what the hell are you talking about, Evan, Evan,
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  Speaker 1: hang on a second. All right, First of all, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who you are. You don't know who I am.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how the you know who my daughter is.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: But this is this is really uh inappropriate and weird
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: and what you're trying to get? What do you what
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: do you want? Do you want money to me? Or
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: you like a solicitor? No? No, no, no, ma'am, No,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: no no, not at all, as Sharon not. Your daughter
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: has signed you up to be here at the adult
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: daycare during the day, so I'm going to I don't
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. There's no way she would
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: do that adult day here. What do I need to
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: don't say? Here for so what? Well, evidently are you
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: home alone most of the time during the day. Who
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: cares if I'm home alone? Who? Why are you asking
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: me that you're trying to break into my house. No
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: you are, man, I don't know Sharon. Okay, look I'm
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: hooked up to that uh nine one month stuff. Thank
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: like I could just do a panicle right now and
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: they'll trace this call and then will come to you
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: and arrest you because you're harassing me. No, no, no, okay,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: it's Sharon. I'm not harassing you. Your daughter, Diane came
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: in and signed up. Yes, she signed you up for
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: you to go to this daycare Monday to Friday. Why
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: she's at work, so she's going to be dropping you
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: off and then she'll pick you up in the evenings
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: on her way home from work. Where you got that from?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know who told you that. Yeah, you got
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: my daughter's name. And this is really freaking me out,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you know a little bit over here, Ivan, I'm know
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: why you know my name? You know my daughter's name? Ah,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: this is like the only reason miss Sharon is because
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: she came in and gave all the information and she
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: has paid for you to come to the adult daycare
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: on a daily by Yeah. Yeah, yeah, here what you
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: sound like a nice guy, you know what I mean? Like,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: you're smooth, you got a nice voice, You're you're you know,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: like you know what to say. I don't know who
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: the hell you are though, I don't know what you're
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: talking about, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: going to no daycare center. I'm not going with daycare
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: center wards day because I'm fine. Just get that through
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: your head. There's nothing wrong with me. I stay home,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I got a dog, I walk the dog, I go
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: street shopping, my daughter comes over. Everything's fine. I don't
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: give no daycare center. Okay, Well stand what I'm saying
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: that there is there is there a reason why she
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: would sign you up, ma'am. She mustache, she must be
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: looking out for your best. You know your hell. Let
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: me ask you to let me ask you are you single?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Are you single? Are you married? What does that have
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: to do with anybody. I'm not coming to the day
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: here center, all right, Evan. Like, if you want to
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: come to my house and you want to see how
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I live, you ten, I'm switching. I'm switching it up. Okay,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I don't need to come to your home. I'm more
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: concerned about making sure you're comfortable here at the Adult
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Day when you get here on Monday. Yeah, I'm not
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: coming there. That's it. I'm not coming there because there's
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with me. I'm not coming out of my house.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: But I'll pay you what evan? You I don't know
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: like I like your voice. I just like your voice,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Miss way minut mister how old? How old you m
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I'm fifty fifty. Have you ever been with an eighty
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: nine year old lady? Wow? Wow? Nine? And you sound
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: really nice? That's all? Like at first I was scared
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: to you. At first, I want I'll be honest, I
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: was scared and now I'm not, like I don't know why.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just not you know what I mean? Like you
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: just haven not Yeah, I know who you are. But okay,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: so well will you be there? Will you be at
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the daycare center like you? Because I like to meet you.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'll be at the daycare when you arrive on Monday.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: But I mean nothing, um uh, miss Sharon, I won't
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: be able to I'm always I like that, Miss Sharon.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: That's nice? Oh ahead, go ahead? Okay? So should I
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: should I reach out to Diane about this? All? Reach
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: out to her, sir, reach out to her? Okay, Well
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: you're not like, yeah, go ahead, You're not gonna come
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: in Monday, right, I'm right I'm I'm like, I don't
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: know if you're gonna be very just late. But the Sharon,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: it's not about me. It's about you coming in and
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: you're gonna this is where you're gonna be uh money
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: through Friday from h and all right. You know, there's
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: there's there's there's other people your age here. There's there's
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: a lot of ladies, you're aging, a lot of men
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: your age here. I'm not in the ladies. I'm not
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: in late. I didn't I'm not turning yeah, not into it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I'm into you O te um. Yeah. I think it's
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: a situation like your your daughter doesn't want you to
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: be by yourself. Yea, who you could I call you back?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I call you back. Yeah, let's call you back. Let
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: me call you back in a couple of minutes. I'm
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: on the shore and I got pulled my off of
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: the thing. This is the first this is ever happened
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: to me. Okay, uh, miss Sharon, Can I tell you
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: who I am? I am Matthew telling me from the
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Arvey Morning Show. Your daughter Diane got me the prank.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Call you but I promise you you different you. I
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: promise you I'm different I promise you I'm different. Here
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: it relates to Steve Harvey, like the guy on TV
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: gotta here he is gorgeous, called me back. All right,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: all right, okay, I love you. Oh my god, turn
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: you o my goodness. Now now he's trying to hollow
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: look man, oh my god. He said, let me tell
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you who I am. She said, Evan, right, you told
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: me already. And if you go my new if you
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: go over the time, you're not leaving. Okay, you're not
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: gonna leave ever ever, you never leave. Yeah stuff, and say, hey,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I was stomped the first time I've ever been stomped
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: out right now, all right, more of this crazy ignorant show.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this you're listening to show.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: All right, here's a question for you or a statement.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Even women are nicer than men? Question Mark, Well, we
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: know that for the most part, you know, women, women
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: are nicer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And researchers at the University
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: of Zurich have made an amazing discovery. They say that
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: women are kinder and more generous than men. And uh
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: and it's biologically so they say, naturally it's like that. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: they ain't have to do no study for that, because
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Jeff came in as u huh. The researchers found that
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: men and women's brains react differently to selfless and selfish behavior.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: He yeah, did you want to say something here, Steve? No, right,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: uh huh. Shirley ask Carl a question. She go answered
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: as a woman and I answered as a man. Just
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: ask anything. Let's see what's the temperature gonna be today?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Because I wanted to know what I should put on.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a little more chilly than yesterday. Um.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Let me look that up for you, Shirley, because I
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: got that weather app. And then I'll see what the
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: temperature is gonna be. Thanky is gonna be in La?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Do you have that app? Thank you? Know well I
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: do have it, but I left my phone. Okay, so
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I'll look it up for you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, hey, Steve, Um,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: what's the weather gonna be like today? Do I need
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: to carry a sweater or something hot? Throw something in
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: the bag for later. It's the tone, it's I don't
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: care care. You know what stopped me? What in fact
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: did you said you left your phone? I was that
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That's where we stopped right here. You didn't get your
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: damn phone. Tommy surely can leave her phone at home. Yeah,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: it can rang he can pick it up all that you.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: On the other hand, we'll catch your flight back. I
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: don't know this right, I'm talking about it. I wondering
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: why you were so quiet. You were so like that
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: vocal of the first question. I stung you with that one. Huh,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: So we are. I left my phone when I was
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: married before. I left my phone at home one time
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: and I got all the way downtown and realized I
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: didn't have it, so I headed back. Yeah, my ex
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: called my boy that I'm went and goes tell him
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I got his phone, and if he wants to see
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: this phone intact, I need his hold right now. No,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you ain't getting this cold. I can't give you the code.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: What did you do? Why not back home? And it
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: was no longer intact? That's fine. I swept it up,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: put it in a uh sandwich bad jo back downtown.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: They didn't know the game I did. I reached and
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I got that SIM card out. We don't got me
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: a brand new fun but you need that sim card.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: That sim card, that sim card, and that man back
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: in the day they was brand new. All thank you Jesus.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Don't you do it so, Steve, It's time for today's headlines,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Miss and Tripp, Thanks Steve, Thanks Shirley,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: all you guys, this is a trip with the news.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: President Biden, is this you an executive order aimed at
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: curbing greenhouse gas emissions and pollution. The presidents to see
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: fifty percent of American cars and trucks run on electricity,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: not gas, and pretty soon by the year twenty thirty,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: and mister Biden says, the US is already behind. Right now,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: China is leaving the race as one of the largest
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: and fastest growing electric vehicle markets in the world and
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: a key party electric vehicle to state the obvious is
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: the battery, and right now eighty percent of the manufacturing
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: capacity for these batteries is done in China. Thousands of
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Americans are mourning the sudden heart attack death yesterday of
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: legendary labor leader Richard Trumka. Richard Trumka has been president
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: of the largest federation of unions in the United States,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: the twelve and a half million member a of LCIO,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: since two thousand and nine and Senate Majority Leader Chuck
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Schumer says Trumka was much loved and respected for his
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: decency and dedication. He had in his veins, in every
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: item of his body, the heart, the thoughts, the needs
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: of the working people of America. He was them rich.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Trumka was the working people of America. As an example,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: in two thousand and eight, when Barack Obama was running
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: for president, Trumpka heard that there were union members who
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: just couldn't bring themselves to vote for a black man.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: So he went out to the union halls himself. Our
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: kids are moving away because there's no future here. And
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: here's a man, Barack Obama, who's going to fight for
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: people like us. And you want to tell me that
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: you won't vote for him because of the color of
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: his skin. Are you out of your ever loving mind.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Trump Ka was not a supporter of Donald Trump ever,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: but he joined his so called Manufacturing Jobs Initiative to
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: see if it would work. Trump could quit with several
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: other labor leaders not long after when he said the
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: panel wasn't really set up to help the working man.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: In fact, he stated that there were only two types
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: of people in the Trump administration, rich people and racists.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Doctor Anthony Fauci's issuing another COVID warning, stating on Good
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Warning America that if more people don't get vaccinated and soon,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: we could still be dealing with still a second coronavirus variant.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Amazon says it's delaying the return of its corporate staff
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: to the office next year. Amazon just the latest member
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: of a growing list of companies pushing back on the
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: original office return dates. And yes, it's because of the
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: COVID variant. And finally, actress Angela Bassett has received a
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: pretty hefty pay raise for her fifth season on the
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Fox TV show nine to eleven. She's gonna be making
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: just shy of a half a million bucks per episode,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: which makes the Harlem native the highest salaried actress of
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: color ever on a TV drama series. Can you spell
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: u chin o? Money? Money, money? Now back to the
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it's time for something funny, of course,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna go Junior year up. First, ye truth
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: be told, Phone call truth. I can't help phone call.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I got this weekend. You know, I love I love people.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Old neighborhood being going to the doctor. Got some bad news.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: But I've got a person to call when when you
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: get some bad news, can get me bad news. I
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: get you right off of me, right back on to you.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: That's what I do. I can't bad dude Dog Tommy,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Pete car Man. He's like man, dog got a bad heart.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: He say duct to say, I'm gonna have to have
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: a hard transplant. Right then, I said, hey, Pete, breathe slow. Really, Hey, hey,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: you got deformation for the bad hard. We can't upset
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: you no kind of way. Your heart not good right now,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: so you need to take your time, make the last
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: as long as you can't. Just breathe slow. You got
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: a bad Yeah, look at ain't got to be just
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: what he got and take it a step. I gave
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: some good at having big limps might kill you. We
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: didn't make it that whether he died or nothing. We
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: didn't make it that far. But I understand bad heart
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and hard transplant because I think you won't mind right now.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I just want to let you know it's a matter
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: of fact, pet you don't find nothing else funny, because
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: if you get rapped up, you're taking time off that heart.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, the next relationship you get
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: into got to work because you can't afford no heartache.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't have none of that. Matter of fact,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: beat when you go to sleep, sleep light because of
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: deep sleep might be too much work on that hole.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I just won't you understand. I understand where you're coming from.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I just ain't one to him that you got a
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: bad hole, you got a bad heart. Ain't my phone?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I can't he you got on it off the line
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: with no. I'm sorry to hear that note. Have you
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: seen a doctor if you knew what Pete did? He
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: don't even read your bill. You can't get rapped up,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: no kind of are you on any medication? None of
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: that came from mind. No, surely you can't have this.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: That's all I thought about. If you knew what Pete
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: did to get your bad he was calling you in
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the first place. He's looking for hard Yeah. Back to
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: ten man, all peopen doing a lot of bad things.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Now you talk my dog man. They talked about a
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: new heart, Pete bree slope slope, You ain't getting it
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: over here? You in your life? Truth? Three tolls all right?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: time now for comedy roulette, Jay take it away. All right,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: here we go, comedy roulette. You take forward subjects three
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: steps don't matter. Putting him on a wheel, spinning the
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: wheel with a wheel, stop and it stops. We'll make
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: it funny because that's what we do there. You since
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: he got sick, he won't respectful time. You got everybody equipment.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: He's a comedian, jay z comedi, none of that. All right,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: here we go. Number one excuses black people make not
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: to get in a swimming pool. Number two things you
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: say the fifty year old men who still wear corn rows.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Let's do that. Excuses you make to not let the
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Jehovah witness in the house. And number four things people
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: say when they don't want to leave the waitress or
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: the waiter or a tip. All right, so let's get it. Yeah,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: that's called fifty year with corn rolls. Let's go, baby,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: fifty year old please, that's all right. It landed on
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: high excuses black people make they're not get in the
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: swimming pool. I'm gonna shot it off because this is
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: for real. What was that getting in the waters. That
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: getting the water. I get real, damn, Ashy, I can't
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: get it. That damn that's it. I tell you what
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know about black people. This excuses I us
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: not getting the pool. I got sick of cell I
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: could die. Hey, hey, I can't get it. I swear
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I could die. Okay, okay, okay, you know what. I
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: wanted to swim today, But they don't make depends in
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: swimming Trump that's the only reason why they just you
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: know them depends them. Ya, I gotta have that. I can't.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I will never go swimming with you ever. Black people don't.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Black people use not to get in squea. I like
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: to swim all the way down and back. It's too
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: many people in that. Yeah, yeah, we don't like. Yeah,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I just like excuses black people make so they don't
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: have to get in the water. It's a whole lot
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: of people in the water and somebody I don't know
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: who it is, but I'm just guessing somebody don't broke
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: in and I ain't getting in there. Yeah yeah, Hey, Hey,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: excuses black people make for not to swim. When y'all
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: keep the flouted, I don't see no flouted. I can't
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: get in there without floating. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Excuses black people make not to get in a swimming pool.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: You know what, dog, I was gonna get in I was,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: but my excellent the flat up. You know if I
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: get everybody gonna get eggs me if I get in there.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I don't want everybody to
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: get I got it bad. Yeah, this this agment here different,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: This is different. Excuses Black people used to not get
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: in the swimming pool. I'd go in with y'all. But
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: black people allergic to chlorine. We don't don't care for that.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: All right, Excuses black people make so they don't have
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: to get in the pool. See if I get in
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: the water, my fake jurid will turn color. See I
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: don't need to get in the water. Work this angry
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: black people? Why they don't get in the pool. We
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: like the boat ride over here? Excuses Black people are
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: used not to get in this pool. Well, I would
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: get in there today, but I like more of a
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: racial mix in the water. In the water, I like
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: more like, yeah, fifty fifty half white then black. That's
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: we did not get in all right coming up more
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. But up next, nephew Tommy right here
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. But you got nef Queen
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: in the church, Rain, queen in the church in one
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: more time? Who in the church? Rain? This is what
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I got. That's it, let's run it. Weed in the church.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Come on. Hello, I'm trying to reach Dan brother, Brother Dan, Hello,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Hello on them, because I'll see you there. I'm trying
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: to read brother Dare Okay, yeah, this brother Scott from
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the church from Belt the Baptist. Hello, brother, Yeah, I
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: call you. I'm trying to get a little information about
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: the church band. What's what's your schedule? Uh? Will you
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: drive the church? Y? What's what's your schedule? I drove
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: it Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, now Sunday.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: What what is that schedule? O Sunday. I usually start
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: about eight o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: depending on some of the elderly people. That I had
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: to go pick up and bring to the church, make
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: sure they get there okay, and get situated and make
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: sure they are on time for the service and whatnot. Okay,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: and then you take them back home after services. Yes,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: and meet them up there and want to take them
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: to Genna or something afterwards. But I used to get
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: everybody back home okay. Okay. Now this class Sunday, which
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: is part of the reason why I'm calling you. Uh.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: They saying that some of the church uh numbers that
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: was on the band this Sunday. Uh. They are complaining
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: saying that um that the church van was spending like
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: weed when they got on there. Excuse me, they say
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: the church van was spending like weed when they got
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: on there. And you are the person that was driving them. No, no, no, no, no,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: no no, not not not the van that I'm driving.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I'm I don't no, I don't. I ain't smoke weed,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: and no van, do you smoke weed? No, I don't
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: smoke weed. I mean not carry I mean I have before,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: but I don't smoke weed now and I wouldn't smoke.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: We before picking some people love to go to. Now
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: where you carry it from? Who told you this? Well?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: All I know is what what? What's coming down the
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: pipeline is? They saying that a couple of the members
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: came complaining, See this just happened last week about this pipeline.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I want to know who the pipeline is because just
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: last week they came and me talking about that I
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: was using the van to go places that I wanted
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: to go to all my personal time. Now I don't
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: do that. I don't do stuff like that. And now
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I hadn't had a path, I haven't had a history,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: but I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't smoking.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: No church fan, So are you seriously talking? What? What? What?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: We're trying to We're trying to get to the bottom
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: of it and see what's going on with you? Ulderly
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: person said, do you know which one? I don't they
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: loved me Every Sunday? Didn't people tell me they loved me? Uh?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: They say, I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: they've ever met in their life. And so I really
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: find it hard to believe that you getting these type
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: of complaints about me, Okay, what I'm saying smell like
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: who we I don't know what that means or nothing
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: like that. Look, brothers, now, I don't know you too well,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: and I know you don't know leave. But I've been
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: driving this van as as as a point to try
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: to change my life and where I come from. So
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: this was with something that I wanted to volunteer even
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: though I'm getting paid to give my time to do
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: this for the church. And now this is like the
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: second instance where y'all and came at me on some
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: stuff about like I'm trying to do something with this van. Now,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: why would I disrespect the church van by smoking weed
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: in it and then letting the weeds stay in there
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: so other people could smell it. Okay, so let me
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna go out
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: here to the church man to say, we're gonna go
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: out here to day and open it up. Now, if
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: we see any seeds or anything around the driver seat,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: then then then we're gonna We're gonna definitely, uh point,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: open the van up. Man. I was raised in that church, man,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: My mamma go to that church, my grandma see go
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: to that church. See the even reason we even all
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: left that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: they ain't by driving around in the band full of
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: elderly people smoking weed. Brother, Dad, I don't know how
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: to shut the band smell like weed? Man, Now I don't.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I don't got the answer to these questions. I'm just
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you that it wasn't me. Did you
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: ask some weed in your part? I can't admit it
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: with your smelling. I ain't had no weed on me.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Stop trying to say like I had weed on me
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: and you ain't gonna get me nothing that I ain't
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: had no and we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna mess up my name or my family's
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: name in this church and disrespect us like this. Now,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: we've been helping this church for years, and I'm trying
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: to tell you that I ain't riding around and no bands,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: smoking no weed with no elderly people. Did you ask
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: any of the elderly people if they had any weed
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: on them? Uh? No, we did no. No, I didn't
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: think about it. No elderly people having no weed. So
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: you just assume it's me what one of them gout,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: got coma or something? What? What? What you know? What?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: You know? Who? I think? What? Did you know? Who
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged to? Oh? I think I
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: think the weed belonged the nephew Timmy from the Steve
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Harvey Show. Damn, you just got a PreK oh my, God,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: you just got a p put his his name his
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: name is brother, uh brother Lawrence, Lawrence ros Lawrence. Oh my,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Larry called Larry Larry Larry in trouble with me? Man,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing that I got one more
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: thing to ask you, man, what is the baddest and
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Man
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvid morning man going on risk man going on
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: the chill out the rest of the day. I tried, Man,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I know I ain't gonna smoke no weed. Queen and
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: church man, you blaze the church people. It's in just
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: for your h It's weed, said Jake. He said weed,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: it's weed. He's absolutely right. A Team Tommy, I'm gonna
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: change team. No, ain't gonna happen. No, they ain't. Ain't
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: got nothing with him doing Team Tommy. That's the dude
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: to heavy usage. Friend, I ain't got a damn thing
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: doing being team to Tim after this long again, that's
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: how he sees it right here, man him over here. Yep,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I brought him over here for a week. He didn't
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: know it. Hey, oh Jake, all right, nephew, thank you.
• 51:27
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• 51:30
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• 51:55
  Speaker 1: It is Strawberry Letter. Thank you, Neugh. Subject my husband
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: is never satisfied by Dear Stephen Shirley. I have been
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: married for almost three years now. My husband and I
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: are intimate at least four days every week. I like
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: to keep things hot and spicy. Nothing is ever the
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: same in the bed or wherever we choose to do it.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I do all that I can to please him, and
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I make sure I am pleased as well. Our sex
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: is always amazing, but he has confessed to being unfaithful
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: during our entire marriage. He told me that he's been
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: sleeping with women in our home, on our couch, in restaurants,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: and even in cars. Not to mention, one of the
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: women he slept with was the only friend that I had, well,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: at least I thought she was. He just can't get
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: enough sex. I'm so lost and confused because he says
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: that it is not me. He says he just can't
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: help it. I can't seem to satisfy him. What should
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I do? Please help? Yeah, all that stuff you were
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: doing in the bedroom, you just really thought you were
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: putting it down and blah blah blah blah blah. No,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: he was cheating on you, left and right, with your
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: friends in your house. That's the most disrespectful part. It's
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: more than him not being satisfied. I don't want you
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: to miss the big picture. This man is a cheater,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: he's a liar. Are you sure you still want to
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: be married to this guy? He can't help it. Get
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: him some help and see how that goes. Don't They
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: have places for people that are sexual addicts to go.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: This man, I don't know if he's ever gonna stop
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: cheating on you. Three years, you guys have been married married.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: It's not like the seven year year itch or anything
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: like that. You're practically newlyweds, and you know he has
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: no respect for you to marriage, your home, any of that.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I think you need to assess who you're married to.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you really know this man at all.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: You may be looking at divorce court here, Steve he
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: At first I didn't. I thought it was just about
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: too much. The title said, my husband is never satisfied.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: And the way she started to let her, yeah, my
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: husband are intimate at least these four days every week.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of sex. Then she said, I like
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: to keep things hot and spicy. Nothing is ever the
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: same in bad or wherever we choose to do it.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: That's created four times a week. Y'all ain't doubling back
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: on nothing the same. What the hair y'all got going on?
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I was first time I was gonna say, well, if
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: it's too much, then dub it down. You're the same
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: thing four days in the road, try to come across
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: that's board. But you're doing all these activities, yeah, trampoline
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: and stuff, y'all coming down the steps on each other. Okay,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: lay your head down these steps, and then he on
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: top of you. And now y'all just come down the steps,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: you head first, but he on top of you. But
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: every time you hear the step, that's another home. Let's
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: see right down. That's too much. That's y'all coming down
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: the step and screw at that same time, this is
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: right here, so you coming down step. Oh that good
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: for you? Yeah, that was good for me. Not I'm
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: not a mar y'all in here on the laundry room.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: And to cut the washing the ship then to ma,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do it while I'm only talking you week.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Y'all shut up. They are doing this four days a week,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: every week, and nothing is ever the same. This is
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: happening at this house downside on the closed line, and
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: climbed into draws. They all up in the treehouse. The
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: baby treehouse got got fluid on it. Now, I'm just
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: trying to explain it to you. Now, I do all
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I can to please him. I make sure I'm pleased
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: where our sex is always amazing after all this, this
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: woman says. But he has confessed to being unfaithful during
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: our entire marriage. He told me he'd been sleeping with
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: women in our home, on our couch, in restaurant, and
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: even in cars. What women scuting me? Well, didn't y'all
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: just you were just talking about this amazing sex life
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: y'all have it ain't ever the same? Then just one
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: day his dumbass come in the house and confesses that
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: he's been a faithful dude in time marriage. He told
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: me he's been sleeping with women in our home, on
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: that couch, restaurant, evening car. Why are you in here
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: running your damn mid ain't you busy enough? You have
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: things to do. Wow, you got new rooms to explore,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: you got about eight nine women, And why aren't you
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: in here talking for you don't have time to talk
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: confessing it's not what you do. You've got to get creative. Boy,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: listen to me. Wow, have you been on the shelf
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: out there in the garage? Have you been under here?
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: You done it under a car? You got your start
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: thinking us under a cart, done it in the head,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: in the head, just in some headges go ahead to
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: get to that couch. I tell you that I'm just
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the hell made him go
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: in the house and confess. Maybe he what, Shirley, there's
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: nothing you can say. Hey, man listening is waiting to
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: head it. Maybe rest, Maybe he's tired of cheating. Rest,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: We'll stop cheating. As you're sitting in a confession booth
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: with the priest, move your wife ain't even a priest.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: The only way you only only person you posted to
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: go in here. And I'm not Catholic and this is
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: not knocking the Catholic faith at all, because I love
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: all these But the only person you posted to go
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: tellitude like that is a priest in the box. Yeah,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: now that's your wife. Got a call on in the box?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Why are we talking? So? So? What? Surely so back
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: in the day, not now. We'll have to bring this back.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: You never felt like just getting it all off your chest,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: just confessing, just hand phone. I've never felt that I
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: had too, but I didn't. We'll be back with uh
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: with this part two of this letter. My husband is
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: never satisfied. You're listening to show. Okay, we're back now.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Surely yes, let's go with his lettering. Okay, I been
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: married for almost three years. Hold than our intimate four
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: days a week. Two things right, they've been everywhere, They've
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: been all over the place. Just do all I can
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: to please. I make sure I'm pleased. Our sex is amazing.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: And for some damn reason that food and came in
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: the house and confessed and what unfaithful doing our entirement
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: three years told me that he'd been sleeping with women
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: in our house on our couch restaurant even called and
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: with her best friend. Did she say not to one
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: of the women he slept was the only friend that
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I had, well, at least I thought she was. He
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: just can't get enough set. Well, we all feel that way.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: All men feel like they can't get enough set. But
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: you can't hear everything you want. You just can't, and
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: everything you can have ain't good for you. You know,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: some fools never learned that. I know a dude right
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: now can't get it through his ignorant ass. What that
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: jet cause? You can don't mean you shoot? Oh yeah,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I mean you ain't got so you just ain't gonna
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: practice no restraints. He's just new. He is out here
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: just doing, just to be doing. You don't know him, Tom,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: It just be quiet as long as it ain't hunky.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: He can't get enough set I'm so lost and confused
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: because he says it's not me. He says he just
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: can't help it. I can't seem to satisfy him. What
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: should I do? Please? Hell, get you some people, Get
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: you some people? Does he liked it that much? Crowd
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: it up, get the hors crowded. She's obligated to stay
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: with this. You ain't got to stay with him. But
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: what the hell you want? I don't need. I don't
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: like that much in mine. I don't want too much.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: This is too much this letter, Yeah, I think, but
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I mean. Why are you with
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: him exactly? How did you recover from a man telling
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: you and he didn't have women in your bed, on
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: your couch, in your car, and he slept with your friend?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Why are you still talking to him? So? Since he
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: can't get enough, you ain't gonna ever be able to
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: trust him. The only thing I think this is headed
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: for divorce and he just gonna be your man because
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: he got plenty. He bring it or he gonna run out.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: He gonna run out. A man only has X a
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: number of shots and then he out. Yeah, that's that's
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: a law. A man has X amount of shots and
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: then it started dissipating. Oh really in trouble. Yeah, you
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: only got an X amount. That's it. Probably after that
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: is sawdust. She says. She can't seem to satisfying. She
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: can't he at that pup and everything she thought she was.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: That's the thing, because she says she likes to keep
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: things hot and spicy. Nothing is ever the same in
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: the bed or wherever we choose to do it. I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: do all that I can to please, all up on
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: top of the garage with it in the oven, then
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: on the oven dough. They hadn't been on the oven dough.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: You can believe every party kitch your table open doors,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: No it don't. They broke down them though. They tried
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: to brawler though too. They've been drawing a lot of
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: stuff again, you damn. They can't eat on nothing, and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: they haven't tell where that specially being you see him
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: in that. They can't do nothing. They can't bring a
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: spoon in there, shot out saw y'all. There's place I
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: bet they haven't been the garbage disposal. Yeah, then't been
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: in garbage. They accidentally hit it on. Yeah you hit
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  Speaker 1: that button before her ass and hit that button on
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: the garbage. So I'm scared everybody because they thought the
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: grinder was gonna get one of them bogs. Yeah. Oh,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: he jumped up when he heard that garbage. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: as soon as you hear that, you're gonna get up.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: You're gonna stop. All that loving is over with. Asked
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  Speaker 1: me another place, I'll tell you how they do well, Okay,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: like on the patio or I ain't been in patio
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  Speaker 1: and the toe tiles up. Yeah, the pile towels ain't here.
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  Speaker 1: They've been all on a Sunday. They didn't tow all
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  Speaker 1: the Thompson water seal off the Sunday. I know one
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  Speaker 1: place they could not have. Well, fireplace. There's no way
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  Speaker 1: they hit her foot been over there, in there, Get
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  Speaker 1: in there, your her foot has been in the fireplace.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Got a little ankle. That's what them cuts on the
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  Speaker 1: ankle for on that fire great, the holding off, that's
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: what she got the ankle cuts on there warming up.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Hadn't been in the fire place. They ain't been up
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: on the roof too. They act like they were going
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: up there to fix the satellite dish. She been over
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: the startup schooling that school. And then I'll be damn here.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: He came ran right up on them, fixing that satellite.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: This ship in the garbage can. That's one because people
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: don't like garbage. Oh yeah, been been that garbage can outside.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: She went out there and was lifting that bag, threw
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: it in. The next thing, you know, she was right
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: in behind, head first, hanging down in the din in
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  Speaker 1: that good baby. It ain't done it in that too,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: sh I wouldn't think so. I just really okay, well, week,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta go. Uh, we'll be back. You're listening Stry
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Morning show. You ready for Roscoe? I go get him. Okay,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: let's go. He gonna turn around, and he did. We're
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: going on, baby, Rosco, turn around the chick out like
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: you said, now was I'll go back? Baby? Was up? Julia?
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  Speaker 1: What's Rasco? We're going on? Time down? What's going on? Man?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my dog, my dog, my dog. We're going on?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Hey Roscoe? Oh I like it. I like that, yeah
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: right there, thank you, Just something different. I like that blonde. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I ain't never had like good. Yeah, you
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: got that blood. Black women have blood. Try for get
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  Speaker 1: out of here. We were talking about what's up? Call?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Roscoe? What's happened me, baby me, we're going
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  Speaker 1: on with y'all that it look glass on you law
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  Speaker 1: round you got coop law parliament. How you all wrote
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  Speaker 1: that you broke? But yeah, you know it's a law round.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be cool. I wrote that. I wrote over George,
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  Speaker 1: really man, I didn't even I know you know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people, but I did not expect you to say, George, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know that good good, goodbody. You're back already. When
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  Speaker 1: did you write it? Tell us what happened? I actually
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: wrote p funk back in nineteen twenty nine nine. Fun
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  Speaker 1: wasn't even a word back then. Pump wasn't the word.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't know nobody that mentioned the word fun. Nobody
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: mentioned word funk, but p phone on cut phone. Come on?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: You know the depression? It was depression? And where the wall? Will?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: We stand in line every day with soup kitchen. You're
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: trying to get us on eat and we stand in
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: line that sup kitchen and sometimes the line with your
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  Speaker 1: loan and you know we all mean, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just be get the wall and be on the wall
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: where you go by there every day that out there
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  Speaker 1: sound and with that p on the wall and somebody said, man,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: this show's taken here. And I said, well that p
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  Speaker 1: phone that makes a lot of so strong. I said,
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  Speaker 1: don't cut. Wow, it's good. It is a like a bone.
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  Speaker 1: And they kept that in my heart. And want to
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: met George Clinting because I and I just gave you
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  Speaker 1: to it. But what year was that when you met
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: George Clinton? Because you wrote the song in nineteen twenty nine,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: said it to coming out more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this, you're listening to show. So, um,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, guys, because we've all done this,
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  Speaker 1: what was your most embarrassing text that you've ever sent
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  Speaker 1: to someone by accident? We've all done this. Uh, you
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  Speaker 1: know there's nothing right worse than you're writing a private
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: text to someone personal text and sending it to the
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  Speaker 1: wrong person. That is why I do not do group texts. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't. You would not respond one at all
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: because I'll forget to turn it off and fairly's response
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  Speaker 1: comes back single. It is nobody else ONLD. You and
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I know what a good text? But so so Junior,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever act? Oh? Yeah, you need to understand
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  Speaker 1: last names. If the two people got the same last
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  Speaker 1: name pick the right one, because I sent a text
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  Speaker 1: to my sister, said, my mom getting on my damn nerves.
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  Speaker 1: Send it right to my mom. Oh, I get so
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  Speaker 1: your damn nerves. That's what I do. Yes, that's what
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I do. I should have known that it was really
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: really rough week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was Telicia's space
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: and Alicia's space is really close. Ye, that's close. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I spent Celesia. I should have. Man, I was
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: going tell me, I know you sent some necking pictures
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: to somebody before you were married. I know you did, Shirley,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: how do I paint this? Okay, let me try to
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: walk this thing land though. Okay. Jacket went on whole
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  Speaker 1: way home and said, find us something to eat, you know,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: find you know, let's see if we got something there
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: to cook to eat. You know this one this you
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: just got your phone to take pictures and all that,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: so you don't just trying stuff. I put myself in
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: a hot dog bun with relish and mustard and took
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  Speaker 1: the picture and called myself sin. It as saying wait
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: till you get home and get this foot loan. And
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I hit sin and did not know. Man, I hit
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: the wrong damn jacket and oh that was you heard
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: what he said? Strong jack get your nephew got too much.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: You can give us this response back. He's still alive.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: That's good, that's a good sign. But what did the
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: wrong Jackie say? Yeah, you got the wrong jacket and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: you know it was a friend of the family jacket
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Like when you get home, you're gonna get this foot loan.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: You got the wrong jacket. God, but where did you
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  Speaker 1: where did you find Where did you find him? Baby?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Hot dog buzz got up? Steve. I don't go along
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  Speaker 1: with him. No, I've seen him at wends, but I
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  Speaker 1: just didn't never know where to get him. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know from Vienna Sausages. The worst text ever sit all
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  Speaker 1: about five six years ago and we're in this group
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: text me Rashaan, a couple other people and the executive
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  Speaker 1: producer of the show. So the last text had came
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: from Rashawn. So my executive producer is talking to me
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  Speaker 1: and she's a woman, and she's right in my face
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  Speaker 1: and she just talking to me and she was so
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  Speaker 1: close to my face. I picked my phone up and
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: just text back to Rashawn a man, come get her
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: out your in words face. She too damn close. Seeing
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm just sending it right back to Rashawn.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: It's in the group text. He got it too. She
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: two inches from my face. Her phone dings. She looks
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: at it, it says, oh really, Shawan is running from
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: the back of the bus trying to stop her from
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: looking at I don't know what the hell happened. It's
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: too late, dog, I said about her. It was right,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: she was right there. I heard her phone go ding.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: I went coming out. More of today's trending stories on
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll be back at twenty
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Right after this. You're listening to
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Carla, guys,
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  Speaker 1: here's a story from Eat this, not that. Until we
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  Speaker 1: find that fountain of youth. The best way to care
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  Speaker 1: for our bodies as we get older is with foods
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  Speaker 1: and nutrients. Okay, So doctors and nutrition experts share the
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  Speaker 1: best foods to eat to slow aging. Fill your kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: they say, with avocados, with blueberries, with fatty fish. Fill
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  Speaker 1: your plate with spinach, with kale and other leafy greens
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  Speaker 1: to get the vitamins. The minerals and the fiber that
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  Speaker 1: you need. And nuts and seeds are good too, All
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  Speaker 1: these things I like. These healthy fats are also important
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  Speaker 1: part of aging friendly and aging friendly diet thanks to
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  Speaker 1: their omega threes and vitamin eat So call, here's a question. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what food do you wish could that you wish could
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: help slow the aging process? What chat? Let's see is
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  Speaker 1: wine on the list? Baby, that's my number one? My goodness,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Jesus purger, Yes, ice cream? Did you say? Did you
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: say cheeseburgers? Yes? You want to add it again, don't cheeseburger? Yes? Yes, chips, oh,
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  Speaker 1: onion ring, French fries, cake, just cake, the entire cake,
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  Speaker 1: and pie, pie, sweep, potato poie, you name a cherry pie, pie,
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  Speaker 1: just cookies. Unfortunately that's not the case. So oh, I
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: guess I'll eat me a spinach sandwich. All right. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back with more no brand every morning show right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, it's time for something funny,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: of course, and we're gonna go. Junior. You're up first,
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  Speaker 1: Truth be told, Say the truth be told. I can't
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  Speaker 1: help you. Let me take a phone call. I got
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. You know, I love I love Pete. People
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  Speaker 1: on old neighborhood being going to the doctor. Got some
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: bad news. But I'm not a person to call. When
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: when you get some bad news, you get me bad news.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I get you right off of me and right back
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: on to you. That's what I do. I get bad dude.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: So Tommy Pete calling man, he's like man, dog got
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: a bad heart, he said, Doctor say, I'm gonna have
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: to have a heart transplant. Right then, I said, hey, Pete,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: breathe slow. Really, Hey, hey, you got deformation for the
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: bad heart. We can't upset you no kind of way.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Your heart not good right now, so you don't take
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: your time, make the last as long as you can't.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Just breathe slow. You got a bad he got Yeah,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: look at him. They ain't got to be taking a
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: step firm. I gave some huh, having big lips would
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: not kill you. We didn't make it that far. Whether
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: he died or nothing. We didn't make it that far.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: But I understand bad heart and hard tramp. Because I
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: think you won't mind right now. I just want to
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: let you know, as a matter of fact, pet you
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: don't find nothing else funny, because if you get rapped
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: up you're taking time off that heart. As a matter
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: of fact, the next relationship you get into got to
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: work because you can't afford no heart ache. You can't.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: You can't have none of that. Matter of fact, feet
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: when you go to sleep, sleep light because of deep
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: sleep might be too much work on that. I just
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: want you to understand. I understand where you're coming from.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: I just ain't the one to help. Don't you got
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: a bad hole, you got a bad heart. Ain't my fault,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: none of them. I can't help you got on it
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  Speaker 1: off the line with you. I'm sorry to hear that.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Not Pete. Have you seen a doctor if you knew
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: what Pete did his heart rate? Don't even read your bills.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: You can't get wrapped up. No kind of weight are
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: you on any medication? None of that came to mind. No,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: surely is. You can't have this. That's all I thought about.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: If you knew what Pete did to get the bad
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: he was calling you in the first place, That's what
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: I thought. He's looking far hard. Ten man. All people
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: doing a lot of bad things. Now I talk about
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: dog man. They talking about I need new heart. They
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: beat breeze, slope, breeze slope. You ain't getting it over here,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: hate you in your life, truth told. All right, we'll
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: be back with the clothes. Uh. Today it's been a
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: good day. Um, we'll be back to closing our show
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: yea with Steve's closing remarks coming up at forty nine
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Right after this, you're listening last break up.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: The day been a pretty good day, interesting day and Steve,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: You're closing remarks are back. We love them. What do
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: you have for us today, Steve? All right, I got
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: I got something I want to share with you all today. Um.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: You know today, when I woke up this morning, I
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: had all Because it was Super Bowl weekend and we
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: were in Miami, I didn't do my usual meditation every morning,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: and I missed about three days. In the role of
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: my early morning meditation, I always get up is something
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I've been doing for a little while now. I started
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: it last summer and I'm very really only miss a day.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: I've been very very happy about that. But the benefit
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: of it is it gives me a moment alone before
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: the hectic part of the day begins, and before the
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: phone starts ringing, and before I you know, I used
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: to wake up and look at my emails and my
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: text and get started. And I stopped doing that, and
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: it has been a big refresher for me and my
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: life because I just felt like I was starting my
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: day wrong. I needed to have some spirituality brought into
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: my life first thing in the morning. And I found that.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Every since this summer, that's been a very very important aspect.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: It's been very calming for me. It has been very
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: very invigorating. It has helped me change the way a
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: lot of my days start. But that alone time that
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: I sped having my spiritual moment with my creator is
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: the way I've chosen to do it. I want to
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: tell you all something, if you haven't tried that, give
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: it a try. It's something about the early morning hours
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: before you start hearing trafficking, before you turn the TV
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: on or answer emails or texts. It's something about the
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: quiet of early morning, before the house starts moving around
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: and plates clanging and stuff like that and doors shutting.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: It's an amazing time to get in touch with your spirituality.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: And I suggest just give it a try. You know,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: it may not be for you. It may not I don't,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you, but it happens a lot. I
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: was reading a scripture once doing this thing and it
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: it and was saying that I'm paraphrasing it because it's
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: showing't what it said exactly, but I will come with
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  Speaker 1: you in the early mornings and hear your cry, and
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: so it it's been very beneficial to me. And this morning,
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  Speaker 1: in particular, after spending about three days not doing it,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: today I sat down and all I did in my journal,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: because I have a Bible, I have a daily devotional,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I have a journal. All I did in my journal
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: this morning was I began to write out everything I
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: could think of that I wanted to thank him for.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I just put a list of things I was grateful for.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: And the next thing I know, I had filled up
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  Speaker 1: two pages, I mean two complete pages in my journal,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: you know. And now it's not a piece of notebook paper,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: you know, they're going to three ring binders, but it's
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: it's a substantial piece of paper. And I filled it
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: up because I was just I couldn't stop writing, and
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: I was writing everything I'm thinking. For safe passage in
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: the airways, I thanked him for my children's health, I
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: thank him for guidance. I started thinking him for everything
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: that he's done for me that I pray about, and
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: the things that he's done for me that I don't
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: pray about. I thank him for my breath. I thanked
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: him for my measure of health. I thanked him for
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: being able to have a lifestyle beyond my dreams. I
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: was thanking him for the ability to dress myself. I
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: was thanking him for going to the Super Bowl, for
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: having a successful NFL honors, for meeting people, for taking
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: on the mantra of two twenty twenty twenty of no complaints.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: I just decided in twenty twenty I didn't want to complain,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: so I've cut back on that. I having stopped completely.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm catching myself every now and then, but
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: I've been so far. I've cut down on complaining drastically,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: and I thank him for that, because instead of complaining
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: whatever I feel like I want to complain about something,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: I find a way to be grateful. I find something
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: to be grateful for. So I've I've replaced complaining with gratitude. Wow. Wow,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: what a game changer. What an amazing mental state that
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: puts you in. If you could exchange complaining for gratitude,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Gratitude is a very very underrated principle of success. Not
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: many people talk about it. But the more grateful you are,
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  Speaker 1: the more things grateful God will give you to be
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  Speaker 1: grateful for. The more grateful you are, the more thing
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  Speaker 1: God God will give to you to be grateful for.
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  Speaker 1: That's a fact. That's a fact. And so I'm suggesting
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  Speaker 1: to everybody get up a little bit earlier and spend
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes, fifteen minutes, let's start there. The more you
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  Speaker 1: could do, the better. But if you could start with
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  Speaker 1: ten quiet minutes with just you and you and God.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't care what faith you're in, just you
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  Speaker 1: and God. Just spend some time talking with him, thanking him,
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  Speaker 1: tell him what you want, tell him what you need,
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  Speaker 1: asking for the help that you want, but tell him
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  Speaker 1: you love him, and tell him you and tell him
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to get it right and you need some helping,
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  Speaker 1: and tell him what you want and thank him. It's
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  Speaker 1: an amazing way to start your day. Just give it
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