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Philadelphia Eagles Skip The White House, Valentine's Day Dos & Don'ts and Bud Light Owes Philly Fans Beer · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: like the milking buck things in the tub. Y'all good
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  Speaker 1: it sehr listening to the movie together for study. I
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  Speaker 1: don't join by joining men. You gotta turn you, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn the turnout. You got to turn out to
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water go. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: back that huh? I shall will? I good run? And
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  Speaker 1: everybody y'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show today, folks.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to dive right in because I think
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  Speaker 1: I got it. I think I got something that's uh
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  Speaker 1: that rings for everybody here it is did you know?
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  Speaker 1: Did you know? And I'm talking to everybody, did you
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  Speaker 1: know that there is a life for you that's greater
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  Speaker 1: than you could have ever dreamed of? Did you know
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  Speaker 1: that there is a life for you better than you
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  Speaker 1: could have ever imagined. There's a life for you better
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  Speaker 1: than the one you thought you could have. Did you
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  Speaker 1: know that there's a life for you better than the
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  Speaker 1: one you've ever felt before? Did you know that that
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  Speaker 1: was a life for you greater than the one you
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  Speaker 1: saw for yourself. Did you know that there is a
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  Speaker 1: life for you greater than you had expected? And did
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  Speaker 1: you know that that was a life for you much
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  Speaker 1: bigger than the one you wanted? And lastly, did you
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  Speaker 1: know that what I just said it is true? Did
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  Speaker 1: you know that? Did you know that the things I
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  Speaker 1: just said are available to you? Yeah? You? It's not
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  Speaker 1: just intended for other people. It's not just intended for
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  Speaker 1: the rich. It's not intended for those with college degree.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just intended for those who receive awards. It's
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  Speaker 1: for everybody. Yeah, you two, It's for you who didn't
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  Speaker 1: get your high school diploma. It's for you who are incarcerated.
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  Speaker 1: It's for you who have two strikes. It's for you
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  Speaker 1: who've been sentenced to life. It's for you who've gotten
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  Speaker 1: out and have a felony record and can't seem to
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  Speaker 1: get it together. It's for you who have an illness.
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  Speaker 1: It's for you who the doctors have given up on.
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  Speaker 1: It's for you, this life I'm talking about, it's for you.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that there's a life for you better
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  Speaker 1: than the one you dreamed about, better than the one
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  Speaker 1: you've imagined a life better than the one you thought of.
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  Speaker 1: That there's a life for you better than the one
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  Speaker 1: you've ever felt before. There's a life for you better
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  Speaker 1: than the one you saw for yourself. There's a better
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  Speaker 1: life for you than the one you expected and even
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  Speaker 1: the one you wanted. Did you know that this is
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  Speaker 1: true for you? See? Here's let me give you the
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  Speaker 1: secret to this thing. Now you have to believe that
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  Speaker 1: it is for you. Now, you got to fight through
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  Speaker 1: the doubts. You got to fight through the wheel of satan,
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  Speaker 1: because the devil is busy. Man. The devil wants you
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  Speaker 1: to think that is hopeless. The devil wants you to
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  Speaker 1: think that this is it. The devil wants you to
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  Speaker 1: think that ain't no more to it. The devil wants
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  Speaker 1: you to think that this applies to other people. But you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you've been dealt the worst hand of them all, which
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  Speaker 1: you ate. But that's what the devil wants you to think.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta fight through. Now, you gotta fight through
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  Speaker 1: to get to what I just said is available for you.
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  Speaker 1: But what else you got to do? You ain't doing
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  Speaker 1: nothing else, might as well fight? Why just wake up
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  Speaker 1: and just let it be? Why would you wake up
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  Speaker 1: every day and just exist when there's a chance for
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  Speaker 1: you to actually live. See the reason I don't mind
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  Speaker 1: smiling so much now is because I'm no longer existing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm living now. See. See, that's where you want to
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  Speaker 1: get to. You don't want to exist to wake up,
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  Speaker 1: paycheck to paycheck, date today, not knowing, not understanding, not having,
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  Speaker 1: can't can't get this, can't get that, can't go here,
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  Speaker 1: can't go there, Gotta wait, gota wait, got a wait,
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  Speaker 1: got a wait. Till it seems like you never get nowhere,
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  Speaker 1: You can get out of that rut of life, feeling
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  Speaker 1: like when you wake up in the morning that your
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  Speaker 1: life is whole hum that you're just in a rut.
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  Speaker 1: I drive the same way to work. I do the
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  Speaker 1: same thing on my job. When I get off, I
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  Speaker 1: drive all the way back home. I sit there, I
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  Speaker 1: read the newspaper. I watered the lawn. I'm so sick
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  Speaker 1: of my life. It ain't this, ain't what I wanted. Man,
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  Speaker 1: and start wake up, start over, do the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Then the week end gets in. You got to mow
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  Speaker 1: the lawn, and then you try to fix something in
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  Speaker 1: the garage, and you feel like your life is in
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  Speaker 1: the rut I'm talking about. If this feels like a
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  Speaker 1: rut to you know, if it's what you've always wanted,
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool with that. But I'm talking to people who
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  Speaker 1: want it more, who would love their life to be more,
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  Speaker 1: who would love their life to different, to be different.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not criticizing you if I just described your life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just only talking to the ones who would dare
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  Speaker 1: to believe that there's more to it than this. I'm
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  Speaker 1: only talking to the ones who would dad dad to
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  Speaker 1: accept the challenge, to fight through and see what God
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  Speaker 1: got for you instead of listening to Satan all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Devil is busy, man, Please understand, he's so busy, so
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  Speaker 1: busy trying to trick you, get you into the groove.
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  Speaker 1: You know they're doing all kinds of stuff now man.
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  Speaker 1: You know atheists and already got prayer, taking out of schools.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, look at our skills schools, not as a
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  Speaker 1: push by the atheist to get the words in God
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  Speaker 1: we trust, taking off our money. Here's a deal. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't believe in God, and you don't want trust
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  Speaker 1: in God, just going about your business. But what you
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  Speaker 1: can't do is spill off all into what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: That's the problem I have with all of them. If
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do you, didn't do you, but don't spill
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  Speaker 1: off into what I got now. See, if you don't
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  Speaker 1: believe what I'm saying, then I ain't talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just be clear about the relationship with Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: and his crew. I'm only talking to the people that
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  Speaker 1: believe that are looking for something else, that wants something more,
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  Speaker 1: that wants something better, that's got to be out there
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  Speaker 1: searching and hoping and trying to do more. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to now. If you don't believe what I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying is true, didn't go ahead and try it your way,
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  Speaker 1: Go see write me, email me, let me know how
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  Speaker 1: it's going for you. But I'm telling you of a
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  Speaker 1: way that's tried and true. If you go to God,
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  Speaker 1: if you go to your creator, your makeup, if you
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  Speaker 1: go to him and you go to him for real
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  Speaker 1: and tell him, hey, you know what I want you
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  Speaker 1: to go ahead and take over from here. I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't done all I know how to do out
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  Speaker 1: and tried everything I know how to try. I'm sick
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  Speaker 1: of me right now. Hey, look here, you created me
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  Speaker 1: what you want me to do, and here a cool
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  Speaker 1: thing about it. When I made that decision, y'all, see,
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  Speaker 1: I was so afraid for years that I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: miss out on something if I did that. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: do this no more. But the stuff I needed to
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  Speaker 1: stop doing. I really need to stop the things I
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  Speaker 1: was afraid of not being able to do anymore, with
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  Speaker 1: the very same things I really didn't need to be
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  Speaker 1: doing no more in the first place. On the real man,
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  Speaker 1: on the real all that temporary fun, I was having
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  Speaker 1: all them temporary outlets. I was using all them temporary
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  Speaker 1: things trying to fulfill myself I was doing. I was
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  Speaker 1: just doing a bunch of temporary mass. Man. I said,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, man, I want something permanent. Man, I want
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  Speaker 1: a permanent feeling in my heart that it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: all right. So he replaced all that fun with joy.
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  Speaker 1: But it was only because I went and I faced him.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't take me and stop me from being me.
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  Speaker 1: He just made a better version of me. See, God,
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  Speaker 1: don't take because all the stuff he sent you through,
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  Speaker 1: he needed you to go through all him. He needed
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  Speaker 1: you to have him experience or what it felt like
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  Speaker 1: to be locked up. He needed you to have experience
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  Speaker 1: and know what it was to lose everything. He needed
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  Speaker 1: you to have experience to make you tough. You're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a tough one. I'm a tough soldier in
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  Speaker 1: his army. That's all. I just say. One of the
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  Speaker 1: weak ones. I protect the weak ones. God didn't take
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  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff from except the stuff I needed.
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  Speaker 1: But the stuff he made me to be. He allowed
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  Speaker 1: me to keep it, and he just made a better me.
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  Speaker 1: Do that, y'all, and you can have what you want.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show ladies and gentleman boys and girls,
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  Speaker 1: people all around it. Well, Steve Robin Marty Show liveing
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  Speaker 1: on Fire, Oh flames. Still eagerly, I'm still eagerly. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't even man, I've been doing that. But let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. After that game in Las Vegas, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was so many Tom Brady Jersey's walking around that
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  Speaker 1: hotel double fisted. I'm talking about man toe down and
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  Speaker 1: new Philly fans in Vegas was letting them have bet
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  Speaker 1: as you know, Philly Eagle fans off the chain. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: He's the same people that booed Santa Claus. They booed
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  Speaker 1: a dog at a game, right because the dogs dropping frisbee?
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  Speaker 1: Who dropped? They booed him. I guess they said you
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  Speaker 1: got one job? Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess
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  Speaker 1: he didn't even know you got one job. Catch your fridge.
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  Speaker 1: You dropped. Everybody doing the day. What m Yeah, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be all right. I'm gonna be great. Why
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  Speaker 1: are you asking that, Steve, Well, you know it's a
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  Speaker 1: it's a different weekend for Junior. Yeah, Super Junior got exposed,
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  Speaker 1: he got took to another level. Yeah, I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to make sure. Yeah, boy, that boy right there. The
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  Speaker 1: funniest line in the whole trip was when Junior hit
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  Speaker 1: that jackpot. Hold out, everybody, I'm fill out some PaperWorks,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody in that high roller rule fell out land
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  Speaker 1: because you know, the big rich board walking around. Man,
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  Speaker 1: they fell out. They laughing so hard. Take going this
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  Speaker 1: dude that hit walk fill out some paperwork, border falls
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  Speaker 1: was laughing. They're walking by high five. Good job. What
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  Speaker 1: I think about the high roll rule? Everybody root for
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  Speaker 1: you in there? Oh okay, everybody, man, It's it's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: You know, let me explain to you case you're not
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  Speaker 1: understanding everywhere when you gamble, you're going across some hate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, go high high high roller rule. Let
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  Speaker 1: me give you an example of the slots, whether its
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  Speaker 1: double Diamond, whether it's Wheel of Fortune, whether it's top dollars. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you've got to have two credits to win a free sped.
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  Speaker 1: Right the cheapest machine in that's fifty dollars per pool.
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  Speaker 1: They got two hundred dollars per pool. They have a
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars slot machine where one credit is one thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 1: and to get the free sped it takes two credits,
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  Speaker 1: two thousand, two thousand dollars of speed. All right, coming up,
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  Speaker 1: Junior's Truth to be Told for something funny. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back at thirty two after you're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we go something funny with
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  Speaker 1: Junior Truth be Told. And then right after that, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: it's your term. You have to tell everyone when we
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  Speaker 1: were in Philly. I think one of the times we
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  Speaker 1: were in Philly altogether and we were at Capital Grill.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that story, Steve, Yes, yes, yes, hang on, Let
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  Speaker 1: Junior go first. Oh well, let me just tell you
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  Speaker 1: the truth about something people that I didn't encourage everybody
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  Speaker 1: to do. What I had just did this past weekend
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  Speaker 1: is expose yourself to something that you came afford. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you need to do. The one thing I found
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  Speaker 1: out is that being rich is absolutely a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: You don't never talk about it, but I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: right now, being rich has great perks. It's fun. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, the private jet experience. Okay, wow, wow, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell I'm messed up now to surre them tell
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  Speaker 1: you something they don't tell me. Let me tell them.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't tell me that when they valet your car
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  Speaker 1: at the jet, not at the they valuate your car
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  Speaker 1: the jet. I didn't know that. The same dude that
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  Speaker 1: rides a little luggage school, Yeah, put my luggage on
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  Speaker 1: the plate, then jumped in my truck. You should have
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  Speaker 1: seen me tracking him down. He didn't have no valet
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  Speaker 1: outfit on. H You're running at the ba Hey, what
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  Speaker 1: did you do? Yeah? Yeah, I'm standing at the foot
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  Speaker 1: of the plane going Junior. What did you doing, Julie?
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  Speaker 1: What's what you're doing? Man? Vale? People have on jackets
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  Speaker 1: at the bowtime he got my car. I ain't know
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  Speaker 1: that you need to start school how to act with
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  Speaker 1: rich people. Yeah, because black leta something you can't do
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  Speaker 1: black people like that. Man, my first truck I ever bought.
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  Speaker 1: You feel it. I ain't even lose it to the
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  Speaker 1: dude that the junior stop running at Junior, come here. Um,
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  Speaker 1: you see the dude got my truck. No, no, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: you pulled your truck up to the plane. Let me
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  Speaker 1: explain something to you. The guy is gonna power your car.
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  Speaker 1: Then when they find out this plane come back, they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring your car to the plane. Yeah. But here
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  Speaker 1: the thing though he didn't say that he jumped his
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  Speaker 1: ass in my truck and pulled off. That was the
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  Speaker 1: problem because you know that's his job, and he think
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  Speaker 1: you know that school is right there right Ja. I
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  Speaker 1: did not know. But I'm just saying, people, you got
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  Speaker 1: to get out and experience some of this stuff so
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  Speaker 1: you won't be shocked. Like. Don't do like I did
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  Speaker 1: with up first hit at the casino, the light going off,
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  Speaker 1: I go over there and tell the people my uncle hid,
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  Speaker 1: y'all need to get up here. The pistons jui, they
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  Speaker 1: already noticed, they already. My head's up. They know they
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  Speaker 1: got cameras in. Everybody knows what's going on in this
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  Speaker 1: rule right here, except for me. Jay. I walked right
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  Speaker 1: up to late excuse me, my uncle, light going off
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  Speaker 1: over there. He just won then later say we got it, sir. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well then why y'all ain't moving over there? See, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't know all this stuff. I ain't rich, so I
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  Speaker 1: don't have no clue about this nothing thing. Too rich
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  Speaker 1: people always have what they get picked up in a
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  Speaker 1: rose Roy. That's would miss me up. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, if I get dropped off into rolls Roy,
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  Speaker 1: I get picked up in the rolls one right there,
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  Speaker 1: and let me know the difference. Let me know how
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  Speaker 1: I just got to try to track the truck down.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. You were just chasing your guy, and let
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know this, dude, Jake, not only letting
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  Speaker 1: nobody get in my truck like that, Why would you
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  Speaker 1: expect the rods rush to come. I didn't have no clue.
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  Speaker 1: No one told you nobody clue. Just get exposed, It's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Get yourself some exposure, all right, June,
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  Speaker 1: next time, next time, the school is all right, civil thing.
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  Speaker 1: And oh no, I was gonna say an honor of
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  Speaker 1: Philly and their world champion status. Now, uh, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: tell the people about when we were all in Philly together,
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  Speaker 1: this one time when you had uh we didn't Philly
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  Speaker 1: at the Capital grilled a cross street from the Ritz.
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  Speaker 1: I've been to Philly many times, you know, shopping him,
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  Speaker 1: hanging out, and just know people up there Philly Joe
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  Speaker 1: Nelm and came. I'm saying, just doing little resume work. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but we got up there for the radio and I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a meeting across the streeted Capitol that Shirley and
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  Speaker 1: calling them is at a different table. But I'm at
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: the meeting with the big wigs at Home Depot, one
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  Speaker 1: of our major sponsors at the time. So we're at
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: this meeting and all these people sitting around and they
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  Speaker 1: start talking about ideas. So this black dude, I opened
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  Speaker 1: up some bread and I'm I'm butting this bread, and
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  Speaker 1: this black dude started talking about these ideas he had.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out why the talking over all
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  Speaker 1: leave people. So I said, hey, man, look here. While
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  Speaker 1: I'm butting the bread, I said, man, look him, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna mesh the job up. Man. Yeah, yeah, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking Orange April, you want to come up. You
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  Speaker 1: need to let somebody else talk at this meeting. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm just butting my bread, but I'm looking at him,
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  Speaker 1: and so finally he kept on talking. I said, man, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: chill a little bit. Man. You said this, yeah that
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  Speaker 1: you brought in the bread. Yeah, man, for you mention
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  Speaker 1: a little money up. So now I'm biting the bread.
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  Speaker 1: I'm eating broad Let me good. So I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: do right here, like all right, now, keep on. So
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  Speaker 1: I said, I want to hear what the other people
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  Speaker 1: gotta say. I'm just trying to say the dude, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna find out. The black girl leans over to me
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  Speaker 1: and says, Steve, he's the regional fights idiot. Stop crazy.
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  Speaker 1: So I got him from the table, went over to
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  Speaker 1: call and Neil table and y'all believe what I should
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  Speaker 1: you about? Help me? Can y'all help me out right here?
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  Speaker 1: What I need to go? Back? Right here? I tell
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  Speaker 1: you told him to shut up. That's our Philly story.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Oh my god, once again to Philly nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me he's run that prank back is coming up
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  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to the Steven Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: congratulations once again to the Philadelphia Eagles. Fly Eagles, fly
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  Speaker 1: world champions, World champion. Yes, coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, Miss Anne will be here with today's
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  Speaker 1: National Days. Can I say this here? Uh huh? Can
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: all the Patriot fans quit talking to me about if
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Brady had caught that ball? He did, he didn't catch
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  Speaker 1: the damn ball and the ball went off his fingertips. Coach,
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  Speaker 1: what quarterback is gonna lay out to catch your damn
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  Speaker 1: page at forty right? The best he couldn't mind what
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  Speaker 1: threw it to me. If he had caught that ball,
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  Speaker 1: it would have been a different story. Hell, if he
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  Speaker 1: hadn't a got sacked into the bumble, it might have
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  Speaker 1: been different. Hell, if y'all had have scored eight more punts,
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  Speaker 1: it could have been different. If you miss made some
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  Speaker 1: of the field goals, it would have been different. But
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: you are in that chair, Blas, all right, you tem
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  Speaker 1: he's up with his rundock rank back. What you got
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  Speaker 1: w CS? W CS. That's the wife wife correction Service,
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  Speaker 1: that's problem. You need to be corrected. Nobody wants to
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  Speaker 1: step up and come to it. But it's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of folks thinking back. You're correcting other people's wives, other
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  Speaker 1: men's wife. Here we go, just listen. Oh lord, hello, Hello,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I am trying to reach George Police. My name is
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  Speaker 1: Marcus from with WCS. Uh callin see if we can
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  Speaker 1: actually try to lend you our services. We understand that
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  Speaker 1: you're having a few problems and want to see if
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  Speaker 1: maybe WCS can bring um a better life to you
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  Speaker 1: and you can have an exciting life better than the
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  Speaker 1: one you have. Now. Who is it? We are with
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  Speaker 1: Wife Correctional Services, sir. WCS. What it is is we
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  Speaker 1: take your wives for a couple of weeks and we
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  Speaker 1: repro gram them so that it's of course you have
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  Speaker 1: to sign a waiver contract, but we take your wife
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  Speaker 1: and we reprogrammed them so that they will act in
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  Speaker 1: a fashion of what you want them to act. Oh, okay, man, okay,
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  Speaker 1: whatever ce sir. What it is that we've gotten some
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  Speaker 1: We've gotten some reports that you've been having some problems
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  Speaker 1: with with your particular wife, and I located at we're
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  Speaker 1: here in Saint Louis, sir, Okay, and don't worry We're
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  Speaker 1: totally confidential. This is not anything that's going to get out.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Um and and your your names are never submitted. First
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: of all, here's here's something we can do. I can
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  Speaker 1: ask you questions because we've been notified that this is
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: probably a service that you would probably want. Now, Um,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: has your wife ever snapped on you in public and
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  Speaker 1: snapped on me? I mean what I mean, My wife
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  Speaker 1: ain't crazy, see on the snap on me? Might you know,
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  Speaker 1: try to check me U say something? You know what
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, just gonna snap on me? So your wife
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: your so your wife has tried to check you. It's
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. May not check me saying? I mean
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: she might. She might not like some mom doing and
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  Speaker 1: might say something about it. But so basically your wife
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  Speaker 1: is not in her place where she needs to be
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: hold on. I mean what you mean play? I mean
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  Speaker 1: she might say something, you know, I mean, I might
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  Speaker 1: be doing something more, you know, might be with my
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: boys and might get out of control a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: She might just say something at the time, but she
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  Speaker 1: don't just try to all out check nobody. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this one. Have you ever just
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  Speaker 1: had some plans with your guys, we're gonna go out,
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  Speaker 1: and had to change your plans because um, your wife. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if if like I'm just coming about hanging
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  Speaker 1: out and I ain't let her know something, she might
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: you know, be like, well, baby already had plans. You know,
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  Speaker 1: can you stay home with the boys or something? But
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean nothing on the regular. You know,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I usually do what I want to do. Seems like denial. Okay,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: here's another one, sir, Well, no, listen, listen, hear me out. Now,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this. Um has your wife? Let's say,
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  Speaker 1: back when Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did you ever
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: miss a playoff game on television because your wife wanted
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  Speaker 1: to watch something else? I mean, we got two TVs
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  Speaker 1: in my house, man, I wish no. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: get down. I mean I might have to watch the
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  Speaker 1: little TV, okay, but I mean I usually watch it
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  Speaker 1: on the big Yeah. But but you doing You've been
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  Speaker 1: pushed to watching the smaller television. Now, I wouldn't push
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  Speaker 1: to do nothing. Man. What I'm trying to tell you is,
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  Speaker 1: I mean we compromise. We do fifty fifty in my house.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she might get the big TV to watch
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  Speaker 1: her stories or something, and I just had to go
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  Speaker 1: watch the little TV. Let the TV do go out
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  Speaker 1: of here wants to see there. We got so cool
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  Speaker 1: with that though. I'm cool with that. You're good with that.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: So you're with that. You're actually the one that's programmed.
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  Speaker 1: And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife. Ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: wrong with within my family? You know what I hondstand? Well,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: let me the reason why I'm asking you these particular
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: questions is because someone has actually let me know the
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: problems that are at hand in your household. Let me
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: ask you. I got one question for you. Here's what
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you. Has your wife ever cushed
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: you out at a family cookout? Hey? Man, hold on, man,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: you know what you're getting a little personal? Man? Is
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: this even legal? Man? I'm here, I'm here. I ain't
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: never heard of this company? Man, I have I've never
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  Speaker 1: heard of this is something new. It's definitely saying something new.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, don't make me be your guinea pig. Don't
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  Speaker 1: don't start out calling me trying to get you know,
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  Speaker 1: referrals or clientele or whatever it is you trying to do. Man,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: don't call me with this nonsense, partner, and I completely
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  Speaker 1: understand it. WCS Sir, is here to benefit you. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't no benefit to me. Man, getting a look at
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: my personal business one and what's going on in mind?
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  Speaker 1: As old? Okay, Well, last thing I want to ask you,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: and this is the last question I have for you.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Make it, Make this the last I want to straight up? Okay,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: have you do you do? Do you buy your own
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: clothes or does she buy the clothes? You know what? Man?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: This man, you, whatever company this is, don't call me
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: mouse no more? And whatever put you up to this.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Whoever gave you my number talking about my wife checked
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: me or got me under control, got me on lot? Man?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: You tell him too, don't me no more? What are
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: you are? You? Are you in denying? Now? Dog, don't
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: call house no more. I'm gonna tell you what. George
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Foreman or whatever it's Marcus, Marcus podcast or whoever you
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: are George Foreman, Marcus, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find no one. Yeah, I'm located, dog, I'm
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: coming down there and I'm gonna blush up as you
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: in my personal pre you're ready. You're ready to retaliate
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: on metaliate, but you don't want to retaliate on the
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: problems you have with your wife. Retaliation. Man, what I'm
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: saying you're calling my house, I'm minding my home, and
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: as you're worrying about who you're watching on TV in
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: my house and my wife checking me in public, I
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: watched the man Hey doll. Look, I'm telling you, mister,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: don't you want to watch the big television? Big TV? Man?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with the TV I got. You know what
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's in my room. I can't across the
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: bed watch whatever I want to whenever I want to.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Don't you want to be able to go out with
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the bus when you want to go out with my partners? Dog?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Not a fact? You need to get partners? You call
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: asking me? You know dumb. Listen what you want to
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: do to me? And your wife has already done to you?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: See you got the damn. I'm gonna block what's your phone?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Umber man? Give me something, tell me where to find you.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Why are you in denial? I'm gonna tell you what
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: you need to get your wife checked in to wife
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  Speaker 1: correctional Services. So that you can live a better life. Whoever,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: why man, I need to get a life. Man, Can
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I get the life? Man? Stop calling me doll? For real?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I understand it. Can I say one more thing that
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: you say? You can say? Man? Straight up? Listen to me, sir? Yeah?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: What what? What's his nephew? Time? Me from the Steve
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Harvard the Morning Show. You just got cranked by your
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: boy justin. I didn't know what. Oh no, hey, hey, hey, okay,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: y'all got me? Man? What is the baddest radio show
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: in the land? You are even knows you my boy
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey doing in the morning on the Steve Harvey
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: your partner? I get your wife right? You see what
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. You gotta hollo. That's what make them get
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  Speaker 1: mowed too, the really they really bite the whole bullet.
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  Speaker 1: Just get on in there, right, You'll get it right.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: You're deny, won't you do? It? Is in Walmart right now?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: All right? Go pick that up. Coming up at the
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, miss Anne, we'll be here with
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: our national news. You're listening to the stew Philly, the
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: City of Brotherly Love, is still celebrating. Philadelphia celebrated their
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Eagles win for the first time in franchise history, and
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: the Eagle Nation is alive and well did you see
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: all of those people in the streets in downtown Philly. Wow,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: just a sea of people. Yeah, I say first super
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Bowl ever. Yeah, yeah, they've gone, but you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can I tell you I was so glad to be
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  Speaker 1: brave man. Man, I'm telling the best thing in the world,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: the best. Nothing to give them, the only thing joy
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: is just by some miracle. Cleveland want a super Bowl
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: for our lead as well, because I got new for
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: it's somebody else. They never want a super Bowl too,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: It ain't Jeff Phillis, I'm happy for ever gone to
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl makes a seat to see a man they
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: have they have half. Hey, man, we've been to the
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: AFC Championship. That's it. You think it happened in your lifetime.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Don't say that because I never thought we'd have a
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: black president in our lifetime. That's totally different. Ships. Man,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: We got one can actually vote going to do You
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: get so touchy when we talk about the brown that's
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: because I am cut. It's just a football all the
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: exactly about everything you ain't been through what I've been through.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: As long as I've been through. Oh yeah, because you've
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: seen every single Super Bowl, never missed one, so have
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the Browns. I didn't mean to say that. I did
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: not mean to say that. And he's a Brown say
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: that taking Brown jokes equivalent? That's damn because that's close
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: to your mama, whoa taking brown jokes from him? There, Mama,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: let you have it. But it's the equivalent of all that. Wow,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: that's deep, Steve, that's you really feel something for those
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Brown times and the reading why it's hard to get
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: he makes he makes the worst jokes, okay, because he's
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a Browns fan. So who your team? Jint? I don't.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I just I'm here for hate, that's all. I don't
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: have a team. I'm from South Carolina, William have a
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: football team. I just hate. That's all I got for you.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: That's easy to understand. I hate. It's like my buddy Calhoun,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: he was in Alabama. It's that damn roll Tide. Oh yeah,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: that's big dynam man, that big, huge man. Man. It
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: is crazy. So I did one time jay I walked
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: in the Auburn store in the middle of it, looked
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: around and said roll Tide and they damn they tried
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: to kill me. Yeah's just sitting through footballs at me. There. Oh,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: wasn't that when they killed the tree? That's what's Wasn't
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the tree? The tree? Why was that? This hell billy? Yeah?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah from uh he was a roll tied Yes, poison
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  Speaker 1: the tree. They used to throw the toy on the corner.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I forgot the name of the very famous he poisoned
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: the tree. I don't Yeah, I don't have it. Kennedy, Yeah,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: he poisoned tree. All right. Miss Anne is here with
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  Speaker 1: uh today's news. Steve's please introduced her. Ladies and gentlemen.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Here she is our very own miss Anne Trip. Oh,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: thank you. Good morning everybody. This is a trip with
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: the news. I'm starting out with some sad news the NFL,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: and it's fans mourning the loss of Indianapolis Coats linebacker
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Edwin Jackson. I didn't get to tell you about this yesterday.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Indianapolis State Police say Jackson and his uber driver were
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: run down and killed by a drunk driver early Sunday morning,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: after Jackson became ill and had to get out of
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: the vehicle. Autharis had the suspect and custody's identified his
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: thirty seven year old Manuel Regosavala of Guatemala. A Tharti's
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: believed Savala was drunk and driving a pickup truck without
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: a license. They also say this guy was deported twice.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: By the way. With the Eagles being the Super Bowl
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: champson for the first time in franchise history, next comes
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: a traditional White House visit. Right, maybe not. Several players
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: are already begging out of it, among them Eagles safety
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Malcolm Jenkins, who raised his fist during the national anthem.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Jenkins says he ain't going. Wide receiver Torrey Smith's not going.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: He said he didn't appreciate President Trump's going after players
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: who protested racism by taking a knee or raising a
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: fist during the national anthem. Of course, he's talking about
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Colin Kaepernick and others, and defensive end Chris Long and
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: running back Lecgarrett Blount say they're not going to go either.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Both men played for the Patriots last year when they
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: won and refused to go to the White House. Then
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: they say they don't feel welcome by this president. A
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: horrible story out of Ohio. Police and Akron are looking
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: to see how a two year old little girl ended
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: up outside her home and froze to death. Neighbors say
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: the child lived with her older brother and mom, and
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: that she and her brother were often seen outside playing alone. Meanwhile,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: it's that time again. Democrats and Republicans in Congress need
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: to come up with a compromised federal funding bill by Thursday,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: or there could be yet another partial government shutdown. On
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: AHA and Sat News, actor John Mahoney has died. John
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Mahoney played Kelsey Grammer's contentersus dad on the sitcom Frasier.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: He played a lot of dads. Actually, he was seventy
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: seven years old. Meanwhile, funeral services being planned for the
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Temptations Dennis Edwards, who died last Thursday, reportedly from complications
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: related to meningitis. Dennis Edwards played David Ruffins replaced rather
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: David Ruffins as the Attempts lead singer in nineteen sixty eight,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: but he later sang by himself and with Say to
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  Speaker 1: Garrett on this hit single. Dennis said Wards was seventy
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: four years old. The Supreme Court has told lawmakers in
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania to redraw the map out line in that state's
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: eighteen congressional districts, thereby rejecting Republican legislative leaders efforts to
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: have the lower court ruling on it of thrown out.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: They said the current lines violate the Constitution. Stopped. They
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: want that stop, but the the Supreme Court says, no,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: we're not stopping. At the Pennsylvania Supreme Court rule last
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: month that the new lines were drawn unfairly in such
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: a way as to get as many Republicans elected as possible. Finally,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: today African American Coaches Day, National ice Cream for Breakfast
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  Speaker 1: dak Yeah, and National Lane Duck Day. It's time for
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  Speaker 1: something you g in the Butterfly coming up. Twenty minutes
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  Speaker 1: after they say, tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. Steve introduced j J Butterfly. Does
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: that do very good? Everybody was very quick today, Good
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: morning one, this segment J very You get behind me
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  Speaker 1: on Bishop. Yeah. You know what, Honestly, guys, I'm torn
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  Speaker 1: because you know, I do want to go ahead and
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: preach all right Bishop by the fly will will probate.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: But what I'm thinking is do I want to preach
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: right now or go on tour with Kevin? And I
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: can't make up a decision on which one I want
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: to do? Boy? When Lord, why would you turn around
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: and called Kevin point? I don't think it was the Lord.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I think him. Guys, let me ask your question while
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I let When I let Kevin sit in that day,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: did you mention having Tommy open for him? Not Tommy?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: You mean nothing about none of that mean butter Gene
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: asked Kevin if he could be on the tour and
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: he said hell to. Then why he's thinking? He toned
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: between this, this ain't got nothing to do with me? Oh,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Kevin said no, Yeah, Kevin said not directly. I don't
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: think it was directly. I think it was something he
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: was one to think about. That's what I think, So
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: don't kill it say though. No, you said, Eugene, you
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: were going to the different cities that Kevin was going to,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: and you said were going and Kevin said, we ain't
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: going nowhere. I'm going, You're not going. So I don't
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: know when you're saying, he not directly, that's directly. Can
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: you get? Can you get? You took it that way, Yeah,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: that's the way we took it. Said it that way. Yeah,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: we all took it that way. You do better preaching.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you ask, but we never found
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: out who. Actually how did this come on? It wasn't
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: low stop don't say that, but something when something comes
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: over you and you just get that feeling. So I mean,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I got that feeling that this is the thing that
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I need to be doing. Yeah, when something come over
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: you were on you're talking about. Listen, just everybody saying
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: with me Bishop by the Fly. I think it works.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I think people would come and watch me. Um um
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: preach the word. I think it's something that um, I
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: can see you home with a good message. Do you
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: know the word? Yeah? I know the word you should
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: have wasn't the wrong number when you got you know,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: got called back to Sunday. All right, listen, we gotta
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: get out of here. Comedy Roulette is up next. You're
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: listening to stew All right, still representing Philly underdogs. No more.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles are the world champions. Yes they are, Yes, yes,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: yes they are yeah, first time ever? Yeah? All right,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: so come on Steve Jay right now it is time
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette. All right, Light it go like this.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: You give us five subjects, put them on a wheel.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Spun the wheel, where the wheel stop? We do the
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: damn thing sound like what I was playing. Justel alright,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: you guys, ready, all right, let's go number one, being dumped,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Number two, Bad wedding, three bad games, bad games for
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: for all old music. I like that one Old music. Okay,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: number five, I'm not the bank. Okay, the bank, not
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: the bank. Spen it, Okay, it's stopped on old music, guys,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Old music, old music. Back in the day, what we
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: had to go through to get out of me music,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: it's not as simple as it is today. Like what
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: we went through to get our music. It wasn't no download.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: You wanted to record something, you take your recorder, you
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: put it in front the radio, let it on record
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: and pause and wait for the DJ to shut the
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: hell up so you can get the damn song that
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: you shut up, I'm trying to record. Patience, stop talking,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: you know. I like about old music. Old music was
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: was real subtle. Yes, you said what you wanted to
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: say in a real subtle way. See it was you know,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: you know mystery, you know in between the sheets, you know,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: real subtle. When you say it with old music today
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: is straight out I'm about to dive in. That's the song?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Do it like that? No, it wasn't done that way.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: But when you lose old music, when you cossette and
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: all the ribbon hanging out and that's the last that's
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: the last of it you got. You got to go
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: find you a number two pencel stick it in that
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: cassette and get the turning that pencl to get that
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: ribbon back in there so you can play your own
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: music your side. Real simple. If you just wanted some music,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: wasn't no download exist? What no? Put your thumb on
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: here and by you had to walk your ass to
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: mister ts or Georgian music. You had to walk, come
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: on and by the damn album, the forty five, the
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: cossette or the eight track. You had to walk and
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: purchase cad back ho hope it plays music. If you
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: did not know the name of the song, come on,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: you had to go to the record store and you'd say,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: do you have that song by? I don't know who
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: is by? He said, I go, You would go that
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know that? Come by the fact. See what
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: he says, sad you know the song and you sing
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: it again? By ain't by? Hey, it's not what you're doing.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Say again, man, say it again. Ain't hold on, Hold
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: on what you doing? Hold hold on inside side, saying again,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: little man, y'all ain't got it. We ain't got that man.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: We out. I know what we complained if we are out. Yeah,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy has a prank phone call coming up next.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: it's Today's Strawberry Letter. But up next, nephew Tommy is
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: here with a prank phone call. What you got Tommy?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Six to ten? Fix where he's going? Six to ten?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Play it? Play it, Hello, to play? This is Latrender.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey? You work at Shall? Yes? I do?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Who is this? Okay? When you were there? Did you
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: work last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: to close? Yeah? I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who who
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: is this? Hey? My name is Ralph and I basically, uh,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: you know, looked around to try and get your phone. Numb.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I got a bit of a complaint. Rut Wait wait
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait, you're calling me with a complaint on
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: my cell phone? Who gave you my number? I've done
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: the research to get your number, man, And what I'm
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: calling you about is while I was in there getting
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: a sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you came out
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: of the bathroom without washing your hands and which First
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: of all, you need to be calling the corporate headquarters
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: if you got a complaint or you got that eight
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: hundred number on the back of your receipt. Don't be
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: calling my cell phone. Whoever gave your gave you myself
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: on I'm a whoof day. Hey, listen, listen. The problem
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: is is that you're coming out not washing your hands. No, No,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: the problem I don't never come out and not wash
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: my hands. First of all, I'm working I've been working
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: at for three years. Okay, be coming to me with
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: no books that I ain't came out and I washed
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: my hand. I guess you ain't been washing your hands
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: for no three years and you you're coming out, you know,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: unsanitizing this way you're treating people. Don't First of all,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: don't be calling my phone talking behind it. I ain't
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: washed my hands, like I said, I've been there three years.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I've been employer of the month six times. Don't be
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: coming to me with a none of this book. I
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: don't like how you employ the money you must be
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: the nasty employer of the month because you're coming out
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: you're not washing your heads. I saw you scratch your
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: head there, and you ain't putting on always for gloves
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: on my hand. You ain't my gloves on. We don't
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: know who the hell you think you are, but don't
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: be calling my phone with this. You need to be
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: calling headquarters if you got a complaint. I tell you what,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming at a mall to
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: see if you're gonna be up in there with some
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: gloves on, or you're gonna come out there out of
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the bathroom again with the same thing. Come on up there.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there from sixty close, sixty close, and
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I bet you if you come up to the mall,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I gonna make it sandwich. Y'all. You're gonna do what
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it sandwich. You'au shoulder. Who you think
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: you're talking to? Yo? You said your name was round right.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Let me come on my phone with this. Hey, let
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. All I'm saying to you is
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: this right here. If I come up in there tomorrow
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: and find out you ain't got some gloves, oh, you're
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: mess friend, I get whoop you're gonna with mine? You're
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: gonna want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there from
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: six to ten. I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't calling
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: my brothers, my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm gonna
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: whop by myself. Excuse me, you're gonna you you you're
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: gonna try to take on them. Man, I'm gonna whoop
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: your by myself. That's what I said. You need to
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: get you a little nan. Sit behind in the bathroom
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: and wash your hands and keep doing them on your
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: head because you're gonna be coming some people food like that.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Bring your throwing up there six to ten. You know
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: where I work six to ten, and I'm gonna whoop y'all.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Who do you think you're talking to? I don't even
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: know who you aren't, but I'm gonna know your tomorrow.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your throwing up there, sake,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: six ten, and I'm gonna whoop y'all. I'm coming up
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: there to morrow. Come on, I'm not hold up to tomorrow.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I'm gonna tell you how to be sanitized.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be what some gloves on. Do you hear me?
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be mine? And you steady talking about woman?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: That's a little Bring you up there. We're gonna see
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: who's gonna get here? Whoof what kind of man is you? Anyways?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: To be talking about fighting? The walk you want? And
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: you are what what you called me? Um se te
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: at you? I'm coming up to the seeing you tomorrow.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Is you gonna? Is you gonna be ready when I
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: get up there? What kind you anyway? Your carla frances,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I'm about you gonna fight female? Y'aver some hand washing?
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Bring your first and I'm gonna show you what it is.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Sixty ten, I'm gonna be here, matter of fact, I'm
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: gonna be there at five forty five. Bring your supping
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: five o'clock in and I'm gonna whoop y'all. Who'd you
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: thirty two to see? I don't gonna I'm gonna talk
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to Frank up for tomorrow. Sixty two. You're gonna see,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: You're gonna see what's up. I got one of more
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: friends to say to you for her come up to tomorrow.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I don't gonna you got to say, I don't care,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I yo say that I got one more. Three listen
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: to me. What do you listen? What what Nephew Timmy
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who you you say? Who? Hey,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morty Show.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: You just got franked by your co workers. Man, you
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: man see, man, y'all got me. Man, I's like sixty
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: two in tomorrow. I got something for her. She's gonna
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: have to watch her back every hour, every hour on
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: the hour. I got something for her. I ain't gonna
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: hurt her, but I'm definitely gonna do it in tomorrow.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Believe that. Well you read it though. I was like,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, I'm gonna whoop. Man. You don't even know
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: if you had a stuff for you. You just like
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna pull me off. And that probably wouldn't have
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: been enough either. Hey, I got one more thing to
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: ask you, baby girl. What is the baddest radio station
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: in the land. You already know Steve Harvey Morning Check.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I think I got y'all on that one. Yeah, yeah,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I think that right now too much. Yeah, that's up there.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: That's classic right there. You gotta understanding I don't have
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: a will that's up there with Raymond in the closet.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: My will gonna be a prank Jay. I'm just telling you,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling Won't he do it? Baby? Won't he
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: do it? It's in Walmart? Get your us right now today,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Won't he do it? It's my latest prank. C D.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Get it. It's gonna seale in Walmart right now. I'm
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: pranking church people and you need it in your car.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: You can play it on the way to church, on
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: the way home from trail. I don't care how you
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: do it. Just get it. Get it. Won't he do it?
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: And I will? M What made you do that, though, nephew,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: you always pranking church people. You got to church then
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: the one that cuts they do? Why would you want
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: to showcase pastors and somebody You want to check just
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: how deeply they are into a share? Understand how strong?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Let me see if I can break it. Yes, I'm
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: coming to break it. Oh this used to upset my mom.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Still bad. Why don't he leave those church people alone?
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: But Mama, stead of listening to ain't baby bring me
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: one of those CDs? Yeah that man, Yeah, we need
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: to take out Maybe we could take out some insurance
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: on Tommy huh as his uncle. It ain't gonna be
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: much up. Why don't you prank bit of butterfly? And
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: you know what, Tim, prank him man, make him think
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: you're going to have him come and speak at a
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: church and cranking the butterfly. Yes, yeah, you branked your uncle.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you're fine. I thought. Yeah, we just
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: played it on his but have you You have to
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: set it up though, you have to set it up
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: because he would know time he was episode. Oh yeah,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: there's no way he wouldn't know that. Jay, Yeah, you
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: should do it. That's a good idea. Give me a
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: celebrity the butterfly. That's right down. He ain't well, don't
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: tell him that you've already bursted his bubble by not
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: have you done? Kim? I haven't brank Kim? Have you done? Jay?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, Sir Shirley. He needs numbers. He can't just
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: prank these people. Oh, that's no problem. You got all
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: the numbers. What are we talking about? You got a
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: phone own full of celebrities. I'm not worried about getting
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: the number. You're the prankle. Do your job and if
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: research means still in your phone, then that's what it is.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: You gotta have the code to get in all of that.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: All I need is here a big fat thumb and
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: put it on there. All right, coming up at the
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, Today's Strawberry Letter. We'll be back.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: You're listening to morning show. All right, it is time
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need some help
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: or advice with a situation or an issue that you're
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: dealing with, please send us your Strawberry letter at Steve
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: HARVEYFM dot com. Steve and I could read your letter
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: on the air and try to help you out. Nephew,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: let's go buckle up, hold on tight. Here it is letter,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you. Subject lots of mess and no sex.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a twenty five year old woman.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I married my husband when I was nineteen years old,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: and I am starting to believe that it was a mistake.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: We both work. His days off are consistent, but my
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: days fluctuate. When I'm off, I clean and cook, I
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: take care of our two children, and I make sure
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: everyone has what they need. But lately I've been the
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: one who needs to be checked on to make sure
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I'm good. He waits until I get home and ask
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: me what's for dinner instead of trying to cook something
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: for himself and the kids. I love my husband and
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: we have fun together, but I don't want to keep
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: feeling depressed and stressed out. I just want him to
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: take the darned trash out and pick up after himself.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Most of the messes aren't just from the kids. He's
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: messy too, So I have started withholding sex from him.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not in the mood to have sex when my
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: house is not clean. Is it wrong for me to
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: keep the cookie from my husband? Is there a better
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: way to get him to help me out around the house?
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Please help? Well, you guys have been married for six years.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: You don't say you say you're twenty five. You married
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: when you were nineteen, and you don't give his age.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: But I have to ask you. Have you talked to
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: him about this? Have you let him in on what
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: you're feeling, how unhappy you are, and that you need
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: help around the house. Have you asked him to help it?
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Sounds like these are feelings that you're having that you
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: just haven't expressed to him. A lot of times, depending
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: on how you say things, how you say things, you
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: can get your man to do just about anything, especially
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, and at the very least take out the
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: trash you start withholding sex and not telling him why.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: There could be a serious problem in in your marriage,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: for sure. I just think, you know this is all
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: inside you're feeling, this rage, this passive aggressiveness. Let it out.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: It's your house too, you know, you guys are both working.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can, you know, talk about having someone to
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: come in and clean your house so you won't be
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: so tired, and then you know, you'll get the most
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: of both worlds. You'll have a clean house, You'll you'll
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: be rested, not depressed, not stressed out. Perhaps you could
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: do something like that, but first of all, above anything,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: you have to talk to your husband and let him
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: know how you feel. Steve, well, you know they're twenty five.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: She's been married six years and got married at nineteen.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: That's young. That's very very young. And so when you're young, look,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: marriages work anyway, but when you're young, you got a
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: lot of work to put on yourself because you don't
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: even know you yet. And what could have happened here,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: young lady, is that do you that you have become
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: at twenty five after two children. You cannot be the
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: same person you were when you were in nineteen. That's
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: absolutely impossible. True, you cannot be the same person. So
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: you've changed into this other person. And what has happened
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: in between you and your husband is now now that
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: you've grown up and you've got these two kids, and
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: you are twenty five and not nineteen. Well, this person
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: that you've become without proper communication might not be a
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: good match for who he is. And if he hasn't
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: progressed like you, for example, he's still very messy. You
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: just wanted to pick up behind the selton. You want
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: him to take out the trash your off days fluctuate.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: You want when you come home from work, he'd been
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: sitting there all day instead of waiting on you to
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: come through the dark time or what's for dinner? He
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: could be doing something now because he's doing it this way,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: now you're withholding the cookie from him. Is there a
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: better way to get him to help out around the house?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Please help? Cookie withdrawal is very real. Come on, cookie,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Cookie withdrawal gets everybody's undivided attention. I've been placed under
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: cookie panic before. It's stressful. You don't know when it's going.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: It creates a lot of things. But before I get
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: into the cookie part, let me just tell you this
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: right quick. You're building up a resentment now, it's starting
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: to resent him for his lack of understanding of your
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: needs and your wants. And like Shirley said, she said
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: it best right. You know, have you all even talked
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: about it again? You really need to have a serious conversation. Now,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: let's get back to this cookie, never far from it,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: because this is what this letter really about you with
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: holden cookie. You've heard the old saying cookie crumbles. That's
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: the way, that's the way the cookie crumb. Well, if
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: that's how the cookie gonna crumbling, and that's how to
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: manage gonna crumbling. But everybody's gonna be crumbling right now.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: That was deep, Steve was deep right there. Say that again.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I said. That's how to manage
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: you know, it was good, but it was bearing repeating
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: that and it can do that, and you've got to
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: you've got to understand that. And see, once you start
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: using the cookie as a pond in the chess game,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: then when do you stop this? See, the best form
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: of the way to handle this is like Shirley said, communication.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: So let's say you start withholding the cookie. Here's the
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: danger of withholding the cookie. He gotta get some cookies somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: and it's cookies everywhere. They got cookies at routes. They
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  Speaker 1: got cookies. See, they got cookies that whole food route
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: save on. They got cookie down at the drugs. You
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: can buy cookies at CBS. You get cookies at the hotel.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Let's cookies on your job. It's cooking down there at
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: the post office. They got cookies at the Apple store.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: You get cook You cooking down there trying to rind
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  Speaker 1: a call. You go down to the restaurant. I'll be damn.
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  Speaker 1: They got cookies. Talk about this cooking. He shouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: been cooking right here. And let me tell you something
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  Speaker 1: really quick, because I got time to come back. When
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  Speaker 1: I come back, I'll tell you what the different flavors
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: of cookies mean and how cooking flavors affects our taste. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I will put ages two of them and
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: everything when we come back. Your cookies, all right, you
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: heard it? We'll have part two. If Steve's response, He's
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: gonna really get into the cookie. At twenty three after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. You're listening show All right, Steve, come on,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: you promised us you were gonna tell us about this cookie, um,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: and so let's get into it part two of your
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  Speaker 1: response to today's letter. See we're talking about cookie right now.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Lots of messing, no sex. That's the subject tied to
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: this man, not cooking clean to helping with the kids. Nothing.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: So now what he want to do is now he
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: wants to she she wants to get a better reaction
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: from the man. So now she's with holding the cookie.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: With holding the cookie, what kind of cookie is she
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: with holding? Let's die with my all time favorite cookie,
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  Speaker 1: chocolate Chilly. Nothing has mattered more to me than chocolate chill.
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  Speaker 1: The reason chocolate chill, if it's been my favorite cookie,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: is because of the chocolate chips that's in the cookie. Lord,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: how good is a chocolate chip cookie. It's a good cooking.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: It's a good cookie. It's a good cookie. Then you
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: got oldmeal cookies, oldmeal boat raising with it. And there
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: you gotta have raising in that because see oldmeal by yourself,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing. See it's like I'm working with a dude
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: I called oldmeal man. He wasn't nothing. He needed something
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: put on him all the time. See oldmeal, oldmeal man
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: is like a dude that need honey, need brown sugar,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: needs some fruit. Because oldmeal, by yourself, ain't nothing that
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I don't really carevil oldmeal raising cooking. I eat it,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: but it's not my favorite. And oldmeal and then that
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: leads me to pecans. Sandies is another favorite. But that's
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: old cookie though, because it's a little dusty when you buy.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't do it old cookie. Yeah, old cookies, pekan say,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: that's old cookies. Got a little dust, he got a
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: little salt dust flavor to it. Then you got short
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: bread cookie like my one of my all time favorites.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: What Laurna dude? Yeah, you know I loved I loved
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Lorna Dunes. And then you had let's get into the
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: special cookie Oreo talking about. So maybe you're in an
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: iteracial relationship. That's Oreo cookie. Hell, that's the best right there.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: That's a little black and white. He love it, talk
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: about it. That's not for you. Your favorite cookie? Vanilla
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: cream on it. Oreo outweigh vanilla cream all day long.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: But I must tell you this thing. Come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: I have had some delicious vanilla cream cookies. I'm just
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: talking about the cookie itself now, not not Jay's cookie.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Now I have seen so vanilla cream cookies. Oh Lord
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: spelled me, guide me not fall that. I may not
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: fall astraight. Let me explain to you the other cookie.
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  Speaker 1: Throw out another cookie. I'll tell you what kind of
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: cookie it is. Peanut butter cookies. Who don't like them?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know anyone. Everybody like them. Everybody like peanut
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: butter cookie called peanut butter cookies. It's like the Janet
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Jackson or cookies. Oh what do you mean? Break that down?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't know when Janet was on fire. I ain't
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: on Nobody didn't like them. I just didn't know nobody
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: didn't like Girl Scout cookies. Got pepper mint ten minutes,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: ten mints. Yeah, outstanding cookie. The Girl Scouts have some
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: cookie they could quitch sell it like what. I don't know,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: but that was pretty good. Yeah, they got a couple
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: of them. Don't need to be off the market. Know
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: what in that? I tell you one of the great
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: cookie makers of all time, the Keebler Elf. Yeah, they
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: are made. Yeah, time had been in there. Oh my god,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Tommy had summer job in that one year. I used
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: to take him down there, man, drive down there picking
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: my back. Man, how you do that day? Oh? Boy, Hey,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: we're working on feeling over here about good? Oh? Those
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: were yeah, I ain't a bagging him down Vegas this
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: weekend sugar cookie, Steve, sugar cookie. Sugar cookies was good. Nothing.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Nothing beat a chocolate chip. I used to love chip
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: a hoard until I found out that Archway made him soft.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I was used to snap and biting them.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: But boy, when I found out they made them them
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: chocolate chips soft. You never had ginger snaps. Boy, chokes
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: that little dog. I thought that was actually a meal. Yeah,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: ginger snap, right, yeah? Yeah? So what is cookie? Her
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: keeping the cookie help her marriage? No, it's not gonna help. No,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: it's not because the man gonna go get some cookie.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: See that's a sad thing about it. Are we're still
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: on the letter? Yeah, back and forth. What about short
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: briad Oh yeah, those are good you talked about. Yeah,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: that's the line he worked on. No, that's the line
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Tommy worked on. We knew that. Hello Tommy, Tommy, dummy time.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, we gotta get out of here you
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: can email her Instagram us your thoughts on today Strawberry
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Letter at my Girls Shirley and please join me this
• 1:09:03
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• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Valentine's dudes, and don'ts get ready you're listening to the
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Steven Show. Okay, we know that Valentine's Day is next Wednesday,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: February fourteen. Wow, I got scared me this Sunday, he said, Hey, man,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: don't forget Whens Valentine's Day. Scared day. Oh man, I
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: don't know how hard it is make reservations and all that.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: You know what through me in Chicago? Damn sweet? Is
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: it sweetest? Sweetest day? Sweetest day? And it's like I
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: don't know when, but when I went up there, it
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: was Valentine Day and I'm seeing all these people with
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: red on and giving out flowers, like, damn, did I
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: miss Valentine Day? So it's it's it's sweet, It's Sweethearts
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Day or something like that Sweetest Day. I think October. Yeah,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: they also called Valentine's to day, uh single awareness today,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: sad sad day. Oh yeah, I don't know who it's sad.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Fuck Flourish the man. He ain't sad all right, So, um, Steve,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: you have some Valentine's dudes and don't for it. Well,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I got some dudes and don't for you for Valentine's Day. Mostly, fellas,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: you need to pay attention because some of y'all get
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: it wrong. Yeah after year, Now, this one's tricky. You
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: won't believe this. Well first, first, let me do this.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Don't underdo it. And what I mean by that is
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: don't buy like a real small box of nothing because
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: less that damn thing got a diamond ring in it? Right,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: that small box gonna backfire on you. You have your
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: woman said there gonna really seriously, who is this fault?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know you know it don't have a
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: ring in it. That's the only thing small you can
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: get up right now. On the flip side, don't overdo it, Okay.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: What you don't want to do is give her this
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: big giant box of candy because I swear to god
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: she gonna turn that on you. Oh so what you're
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: trying to get me fat? That ain't gonna work out.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Here's another one. Make sure fellas that she liked bass
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: for you go out and buy what everybody don't like. Man, Yeah,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: people got phobias against that. Don't go out that get
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: don't gonna come on now, come on, don't eat out
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: the boxer can. People don't want to have a full box.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Don't lift that little crumlin brown piece and try to
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: eat one out the bottom. They gonna see it, They
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: gonna that's funny right there. Now, if you go give
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: out more than one box or candy on Valentine's, listen
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: to me carefully, fella. Ladies, don't get tight because I
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: ain't talking about for two different women. It's possible like
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: maybe your mom, your sister or co worker or some
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: hide them boxes. Don't have them on the back seat,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: just sitting there, because if your woman get in and
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: see them three boxes of candy and she already got hurt,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to explain this away, partner. Now,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: these are Valentine's, dudes, and don't from them. You'll know
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: when it's time to send sexy lingerie. Okay, okay, but
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: you just met this girl. You can't give a seat
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: through draw You just met and now now you pull
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: out a pair of seat through panics. Boy, I messed
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: up being sued that meeting. Soon we just went one time.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Wonder that she don't call back. I didn't know why
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: she didn't call back. You are so disrespectful. Now is
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: for players out there, if you're going out with more
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: than one person. All right, check these damn names. I
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: can't stress this enough, chick, the damn names on the
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: gift boxes. Check the name on the reservations, double check
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: and triple check. I cannot stress this is from prior
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: experien You really happen. That's I have sent the Christmas gifts,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: same gift to two girls. Can't put the damn names
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: and mix them up on the pod, same paper. Everything
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: learned from your mistakes. Man, Yeah, all right, Valentine's dun
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: This is still talking to players. Use more than one florist.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: You don't the flores? Calling somebody else asking did they
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: enjoy the flowers? How would they rate their service? Well?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: You happy with get you one? Listen to me, man,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: I have done this one, this one. Yeah, yeah, and
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: there's lots of florist because the flores was so cheap
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: and the man, that's funny. Man, Yes, Benita, did you
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: enjoy our service. My name Brendan, what services? Now? This
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: is too old players? Okay, okay, old players, you ain't
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: real texts having so listen to me, real careful do this.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Pay attention to your phone. Do not send out group
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: happy Valentine. No, no way, you must individually text everybody.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Don't love them all together? Time a man that I get.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: They ain't gonna pay no attention to that. She ain't
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: gonna see that. The most dangerous words on the phone
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: is sin. All right, one more, Steve, as you'll get
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: the most points. Come on, gifts will go the furthest
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: your flowers, your canny, everything will go a lot further
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: if you send it to Hell. Yes so her girls
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: can see it. Yes, you're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, bud Light owes Philly some beer. Okay,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: the world champion. Yeah, bud Light probably didn't think they'd
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: have to cover a promise, but they are the beer maker.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: The beer maker agreed to cover Eagles offensive tackle Lane
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Johnson's promise of beer for everyone if the Eagles won
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. Johnson made the promise last August. Last August,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: during the preseason. Okay, uh, after Johnson and the Eagles
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: upset the New England Patriots and Sunday night Super Bowl
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: fifty two, Bud Light issued a proclamation every Eagles fan
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: twenty one and older can get a free beer at
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: bars along the team's victory parade route through Philly. The
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: parade in Philly will now be a dilly dilly. Who
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Ever came up with that is genius. I know, I know,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: all right, Um, Jane, know what is this? Is it
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: just me? Or? Out of comics have used the phrase
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: is it just me to start their comedy routines. These
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: are just a couple of is it just me? That's all?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: This is nothing big? Okay. For instance, we were just
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: talking about that is it just me? Or our girl
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Scout cook is getting smaller? What have you noticed that? No,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: they're not, No, they're not no, no disrespect, there's no
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Scouts are getting a little bigger. But the again, oh yeah,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: I haven't noticed really, all right, what does you got, Junior?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: That one? Yeah, I'll tell you one. I've got this
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: phone call. But it's scarce thing. It's just just me.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: But the person in the family they call us all
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: the trouble when they call you and say it's what
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: you really don't want to know. It's not just you know,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: it's not a man. Yeah, I didn't think so, I
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: didn't think so I gotta ask, has the preview's gotten longer?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: At the movie thing? Oh my god? Yeah? Yeah, but
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: don't start till about four five. I love trailer man.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: That woman. Let me ask you this. When you lost
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: you and your car lost, did you turn down the
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: radio so you can see better? Had nothing to do
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: with me, but you got to see though. Everybody got
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: to shut up. Hush, I'm lost, Just hush that fuss.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: I can't concentrate me. Is it just me? I'm starting up?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Is it just me? No matter how many orders of
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: fries you buy, by time you get home, they're gonnas
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: you're gonna eat. It's not just you. Yeah, you can't
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: buy them Frisch fries and not eat them on the
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: way say that same Yeah, no, no, no, I'm saying,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Is it just me? But when
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: you break a hunt, it don't it disappear? Oh my god,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: I had six dollars, right, So true, that's so true.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: You try to hold on to a hund in the casino.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: I just okay, I gotta Is it just me? But
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: when you hear the water running for about ten fifteen,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: do you have to peet right out? You gotta do it.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: You gotta go. It's not just you. Ye okay, okay,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I'm just you. Ever been you've been looking for your
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: glasses on and they was on your head? That Steve.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: You ever been walking around talking on yourself but looking forward? Yes,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about man. I don't came back in the
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: house with all the way up, staying all around it. Man,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just talking. I'm talking to my wife. And then
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: she said, Steve, why are you breathing? Its hardy? I'm
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: running up these steps. She say, what you do? I
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: thought you was getting in the car. You was going
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: to play golf. Baby, I can't find my phone, she says, Steve,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: you talking on I ain't saying nothing. I just wouldn't
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: gotten the car. Act like we disconnected. It's not just me,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: but that little baby in the restaurant is staring at you,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: and you cannot concentrate at all. Is he looking at you?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Or what all? That little baby? I've done that? What
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: you looking at and lock eyes? Yeah? You know? And
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: they don't blinks it's really wet all the time, so
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: it looked like little board from children. That was the movie.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh man, you know what, Jay, I
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: just say that that is it just me, y'all. But
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: when I see people in workout clothes but they body
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: don't fit the shape of the workout, they have never
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: don't say to yourself, I did I just look to that?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: You feel better? You feel bad enough, bottom, you under
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: warm everywhere everything, but you are crazy. No, they ain't working.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: When you see a fat person walking and eating, don't
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: you always say to yourself, your hands don't even need it?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Business all right, okay his one, ladies, you probably understand
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: the men too. You buy a brand new pair of shoes,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: brand new, O what you're spend for one gonna hurt
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: worse than the other. I don't know why. I don't
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: even didn't do this spot on purpose. And let's just
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: make this this. Have you ever had a corn and
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: thought about killing yourself? That's all right, thanks guys, more
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: of this craziness when we come back at twenty after
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: the hour. You're listening to the Steven Show some eagles.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have heard about this,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: but some Eagles will skip White House visit? All right?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Has the President extended a formal limitation yet though? Yeah? Yeah.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Just hours after the Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: talk is turning to who won't visit the White House
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: to celebrate the win. Given Donald Trump's Twitter war over
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: kneeling during the national anthem, it should be no surprise
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: that some of the championship team will not be making
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: that traditional trip. No, Sir Malcolm Jenkins, who became a
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: spokesman for the players who protested, shouldn't be expected there.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: La Garrett Blunt, who played for the Patriots last year,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: skipped the visit at the time, saying I just don't
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: feel welcome into that house. Is it mandatory? Yeah? Um,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: he said, yeah, he just doesn't feel welcome and he's
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: gonna leave it at that. Chris Long also will not go,
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  Speaker 1: as he didn't last year as a Patriot, and there
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  Speaker 1: has been no date for the visits set, a no
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  Speaker 1: official word about it from the team or any of
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  Speaker 1: the players. Right now, guess what they're doing, celebrate baby? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Trump thumbs gonna be on fire. I try to
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  Speaker 1: tweet all the names of the people who ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: show up. You're not invited colation. Oh he didn't have
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  Speaker 1: to do that. Congratulations after already set for Brady. Just yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Brady didn't go to the White House last year. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't go, and therefore, yeah, he didn't go. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: Did he go last year? He said he had previous plans. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he what a Trump were friends? Yeah, you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to Random moss
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  Speaker 1: Randy moss is going to the Hall of Fame. Yeah, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's your boy. He had to ran West Virginia, Random
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  Speaker 1: moss Heed. Is he from basically from West Virginia? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Rand West Virginia. He was born there. What did he
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  Speaker 1: what part? Oh you're just getting a shout out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's just going to the Hall of Fame. Man. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah he got He made it to Lawrence didn't
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  Speaker 1: make it again. Man, But but god, I feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: Numbers wise, yes, yeah, statistics, oh my god, yes, what
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  Speaker 1: are the other factors that determine it? Then your behavior
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  Speaker 1: it has a lot to do it like that. Baseball
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  Speaker 1: is even worse. Really, baseball is what Baseball is hip
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  Speaker 1: critical though it's America's game. If they suspect you even
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  Speaker 1: without being proving of taking the drug. Get you out.
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  Speaker 1: They won't let Pete Roles in. And that boy deserves
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  Speaker 1: to be in the Hall of Fame. Man, he's one
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  Speaker 1: of the great baseball players. Well because right he bet
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  Speaker 1: on the game. Right, his behavior, but his athleticis right
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  Speaker 1: for the sport. It had nothing to do with the
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  Speaker 1: way he played the game. Yeah, I feel bad for him.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Barry Bonds should be there. Barry Bonds, and
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: that Roger Clement should be in the Hall of Fame
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  Speaker 1: for baseball is running. That's too early. They're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: problems with him too. They just hit him critical in
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: baseball because you can take a steroid if you want to.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't got nothing to do with your You're hitting
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  Speaker 1: at that gun ball. You got to swing that man,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: hit that ball. That ball it's coming now. Somebody said
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: the hardest things in the world of comedy and hitting
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: a baseball, and that's absolutely comedy. Really really yeah, all right,
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of a Steve Harvey Morning show right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Show. Philly, the city
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: of Brotherly Love is still celebrating. Philadelphia celebrated their Eagles
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: win for the first time in franchise history, and the
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Eagle Nation is alive, and well did you see all
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: of those people in the streets in downtown Philly. Wow,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: just a sea of people. Yeah, I say first super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl ever. Yeah, yeah, they've gone, but do you know,
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  Speaker 1: yeah they can. I tell you, I was so glad
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: to be Brady man. I'm telling the best. Nothing to give.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing joy is just by some miracle, Cleveland
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: won a super Bowl for a leaders world because I
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  Speaker 1: got new for somebody else. They never want to Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl too, It ain't Jeff Phillis, I'm happy have ever
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  Speaker 1: gone to Super Bowl. They've never makes a seat to
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  Speaker 1: see any half pay half. Hey man, we've been to
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: the AFC Championship. That's it. You think it happened in
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: your lifetime. Don't say that because we never thought we'd
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: have a black president in our lifetime. That's totally different. Ships. Man,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: we got one. You can actually vote gone. Do you
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: get so touchy when we talk about the Brown that's
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: because I am cooking. It's just a football team exactly
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: about everything. You ain't been through what I've been through
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: as long as I've been through. Oh yeah, because you've
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: seen every single Super Bowl a never missed one. So'll
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: have the browns. I didn't mean to say that. I
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: did not mean to say that. And he's a brown
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: say that, I take brown jokes equivalent. That's damn because
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: that's close to your mama. Whoa now taking brown jokes
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: from him? Mama, let you have it. But it's the
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: equivalent of all that. Wow, that's deep, Steve, that's you
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: really feel something for those brown times. And then why
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: it's hard to get he makes he makes the worst jokes, okay,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: because he's a Brown fan. Who your team, jahn't. I
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: just I'm here to hate, that's all. I don't have
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: a team. I'm from South Carolina, William have a football team.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: I just hate. That's all I got for you. That's
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: easy to understand. I'm here hate. It's like my buddy
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: cal who even Alabama it's that damn road tide. Oh yeah,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: that's big dynam man, that be huge. Man. Man, it
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: is crazy, but I did one time Jay I walked
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: in the Auburn store in the middle of it, looked
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: around and said, roll tied and they damn they tried
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: to kill me. Yeah, he's just sitting through footballs at me.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: There wasn't that when they killed the tree, And that's
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: what's Wasn't that the tree? The tree? Why was that
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: this hell billy? Yeah? Yeah, from uh he was a
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: roll tied Yes, poison the tree they used to throw
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  Speaker 1: the toilet tissue off on the corner. I forgot the
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  Speaker 1: name of very famous he poisoned the tree. Yeah, I
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: don't have that, cannot Yeah, he poisoned the tree. All right,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with Steve's closing remarks, with our last
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: break of the day, and just one more thing right
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, last break of
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: the day. Here we are with just one more thing
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  Speaker 1: and your closing remarks to date. I want to share
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: something inspirational to all of you again. I want you
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: all to understand something. It's not that I know everything,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: because I don't, but I have been through quite a bit.
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  Speaker 1: My life has been a walking testimonial. If I'm allowed
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: to say that, I am a walking testimony of the
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: power of prayer, what prayer can do to change a person.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: I am a walking testiment of what grace and mercy is.
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  Speaker 1: Because God has forgiven me thousands of times He has
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  Speaker 1: poured into my life above and beyond anything that I
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: ever really imagine i'd have. You know, it amazes me
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: when people say always knew I'd be here. I can't
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: say that, because how can I say I always knew
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: I'd be here when I didn't even know here existed.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: I had imagined some things, but I am beyond what
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: I was capable of imagining back as a child. What
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: how would I know any of this? And So what
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you all about is a
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: couple of things that it takes to become successful. And
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: if you're willing to do a couple of things, you
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: can be successful. One of the things is first things First,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: the Bible says, a man without a dream or visions
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: your perish. So first thing, you gotta want something. You
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: gotta have some dreams. But after you have these dreams,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: you have to convert the dream into goals. The only
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: way to convert a dream into a goal is to
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: start planning how to make the dream come true, and
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: then start taking the necessary steps towards the goal, which
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: can still be your dream. Now here's a cool thing
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: about taking that step in the right direction towards your dreams.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: Your dreams can change, which means the goal will change
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: and your dream will change along the way, because you're
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: going to get exposed and see some things that you
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: didn't even know existed before, and you'll add that to
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: the vision board, and then and then and then, and
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: then you'll make that a new goal. It's just gonna
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: be a lot of that. And so what you have
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: to do is you have to keep on pushing. You
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: have to keep pressing forward because all of that is
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: going to change, Trust me, it will. So you got
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: to convert the dreams into goals. That's simply making those
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: dreams have a plan of action. The next thing you're
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: going to have to do is you're going to have
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: to be willing to give up some free time. You
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: got to get rid of free time. Time is something
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: you can never get back, and free time often is
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: wasted time. I'm not saying you can't have no free time,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: because everybody needs some free time, but you got to
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: limit the free time until you get to where you're going.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: See when you see a person who's wealthy taking some
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: time off, they've accumulated some stuff where they can take
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: some time off. But if you check to check, you
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: ain't got that. You don't have that. See, wealthy people
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: accumulate time and wealth, so they have a reserve. So
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: when they out of work for five eight weeks, they
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: still got income coming. They still got money being made.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: But for those of you that's on the hustle and
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: the grind, you gotta cut into some of that free time.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: Take some of that free time and turn it into
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: productive time. See it's PT time. See FT is free time,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: but PT is productive time. And you've got to swap
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: those two out so you can take advantage of your
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: times in the day. People ask me all the time, man,
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: how you do all that that you be doing. I
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: got the same twenty four everybody else got. I've just
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: decided to remove some of the free time and replace
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: it with productive time. And then here's the deal. I
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: spend all my time building my dreams, so when I
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: get some time, I can live my dreams. Do you
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: understand me? That's the exchange that you have to be
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: willing to make. Y'all. Success is not gonna walk up
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: to the door and just present itself in the basket,
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: ring the doorbell and walk off. And you open it
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: up and there is the mailman don't drop it off.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: It's a grind and a hustle. I say it all
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: the time. The dream is absolutely free. The hustle is
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: sold separately. I'm on the hustle man. I invite you
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: to get on the hustle and folks, you can do it.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: You can do it, man, if you if you swap
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: out some of these free time for productive time, if
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: you take all this stuff you dream, nothing comes to
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: a dream of but some more dreams. Eventually. You gotta
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: swap those dreams out and replace the dreams with goals.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: If you're dreaming of a big house, you gotta make
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: the goal a big house. If you're dreaming of owning
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: a business one day, you gotta make that owning a
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: business a goal. It's got to be a necessity. You
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: gotta want to be successful like you want nothing else.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: You gotta want it. You gotta break it, you breathe it.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: You gotta dream dreaming, you gotta live it. You gotta
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: eat it, you gotta taste it, you gotta want it.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: You gotta get funky to get it. You got to
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: get funky to get it, man. You got to have
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: a lot of dog in you. So if you want
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: to be successful. Convert those dreams into goals. Keep on dreaming,
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: and just keep converting them into more goals. Take some
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: of that free time, get rid of it, and turn
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: it into productive time. You can change the course of
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: your life, all right, Steve? Oh, quickly tonight quake? Is
• 1:37:42
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