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Hundreds of Millions are in the Jackpot - 08.23.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving the
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  Speaker 1: move like theming bus bus things. And it's true good it.
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  Speaker 1: Steve hasten to move together for Stubby. I don't join
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  Speaker 1: by join me to be doing me. You gotta turn,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn them out, got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out the water, the water. Come, come on your back
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  Speaker 1: at it. I'm good Martin. Everybody, y'all listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, dig me na, one and only Steve Harley
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Here we go today. I think
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  Speaker 1: I have something for a lot of people today, at
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  Speaker 1: least I hope I do. And this is about on
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  Speaker 1: your journey, And this is about something that happens to
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  Speaker 1: us all. I mean, what happens to all of us
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  Speaker 1: from time to time when we get discouraged, What happens
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  Speaker 1: to all of us when we feel like quitting, What
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  Speaker 1: happens to all of us when we have that turn
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  Speaker 1: back moment, What happens to all of us when it
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  Speaker 1: don't seem like it's gonna pan out. Because I want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand something that everyone, every single living soul,
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  Speaker 1: has those thoughts about something at some point in that life.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, look, I've oftentimes been discouraged about
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  Speaker 1: things not happening as fast as I like them. All
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  Speaker 1: things don't pan out the way I would like for
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  Speaker 1: them to have panned out. I mean, there's so many
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  Speaker 1: ways to get discouraged. But what my encouragement to you
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  Speaker 1: is when discouragement comes is understand this. It is a
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  Speaker 1: part of the growth process. It is a test. It
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  Speaker 1: is a test of your faith. How bad you want it,
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  Speaker 1: do you really believe? That's all faith is. It's simply,
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  Speaker 1: and I've said this how many times. Faith is the
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  Speaker 1: belief in things that you cannot see. So when discouragement comes,
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  Speaker 1: setbacks comes, it is a test of your faith. At
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  Speaker 1: least it's been that way for me. Now other people
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  Speaker 1: can explain it another way. I'm not other people. I
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  Speaker 1: can only give it to you the way it's come
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  Speaker 1: to me and throughout my life, and man o man
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  Speaker 1: o man discouragement sometimes it's tough to deal with because
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  Speaker 1: it seems at times when you are discouraged that is
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  Speaker 1: so absolute that this means the end, and if you
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  Speaker 1: allow it to set in, it can be just that
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  Speaker 1: the end of you. When Milly, Milly, it was a
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  Speaker 1: test here, the one that I hate to hear. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if it's God's will, excuse me. If it's God's will
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  Speaker 1: that you fail. If it's God's will that you're not successful.
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  Speaker 1: If it's God's will that you lay down and give up,
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  Speaker 1: it's God's will that you allow yourself to amount to
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  Speaker 1: not reach your potential. That's God's will. That's not the
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  Speaker 1: God I know. That's not the God I served, that's
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  Speaker 1: not the God I've read about. That's not the God
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  Speaker 1: I believe in. I'm sorry, I just my mother always
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  Speaker 1: taught me something that he didn't bring me this far
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  Speaker 1: to leave me. I just don't believe that, not for
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  Speaker 1: a second. Try to look at it. If you can
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  Speaker 1: as a test of your faith, and you merely have
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  Speaker 1: to pass the test. It could be for a day,
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  Speaker 1: a half a day, a few hours, a week, a
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  Speaker 1: few weeks, it don't matter. Don't nobody know how long
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  Speaker 1: the test period is. Your job is to keep the
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  Speaker 1: faith and keep moving. Keep the faith and keep moving,
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  Speaker 1: keep working, keep believing, keep hope alive. That's your job.
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  Speaker 1: If you do that, that's how you pass the test.
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  Speaker 1: It could be over tomorrow, It could be over in
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  Speaker 1: two weeks, It could be over in a month. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know. But all you got to do is wake
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  Speaker 1: up and keep the faith and fight the discouraging feelings.
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  Speaker 1: And how do you do that? Steve? Now here we go.
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  Speaker 1: This is the part I know about for show because
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  Speaker 1: how many times I've had to fight off discouragement in
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  Speaker 1: order to get to where God wanted me to be.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do when you become discouraged? Well, when
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  Speaker 1: I get discouraged about a task, I think about the outcome. Man,
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  Speaker 1: what would it be like if I were to complete
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  Speaker 1: the task? What would it be like? Man? What would
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  Speaker 1: the outcome be for me? If I hung on in there,
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  Speaker 1: if I didn't give up, if I if I imagine,
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  Speaker 1: I imagine if I don't quit. I imagine if I
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  Speaker 1: don't give up, what would it be like? Man? Suppose
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  Speaker 1: everything I'm hoping for comes true. But if I don't
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  Speaker 1: quit and give up, that might just be the case.
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  Speaker 1: I start talking to myself like that, I think of
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  Speaker 1: what the upside is? What's the upside to stay in
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  Speaker 1: with it? You see, all this is the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just giving you different ways to look at it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying the exact same thing over and over. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to find the switch that connects in
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  Speaker 1: your mind where you can say, Okay, man, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: hang in there. Because if you think of the outcome,
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  Speaker 1: and the outcome is appealing to you, if you imagine
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  Speaker 1: what it would be like if you don't give up
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  Speaker 1: or you don't quit you if you think only of
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  Speaker 1: what the upside is, to stay in with it. And
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  Speaker 1: then I go, where can this lead to? If I
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  Speaker 1: stay with it, man, and the outcome comes true? What
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  Speaker 1: else could that lead me to? Because I mean, there's
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  Speaker 1: always more to it. So where else could this lead
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  Speaker 1: me to? What are the possible abilities? Man? What are
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  Speaker 1: the limitless possibilities? What could God possibly have in store
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  Speaker 1: for me? If I just hang in there, if I
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  Speaker 1: pass this test of faith, if I just passed this test. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be the only one. But you gotta
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  Speaker 1: get past this one. No, then you're gonna hear the
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  Speaker 1: smooth plane. Then it's gonna be another one. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be another one. Life ain't none but a series of tests, man.
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  Speaker 1: But you gain experience and knowledge as you go through life,
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  Speaker 1: and it helps you with the next test. You get
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  Speaker 1: better at testing, you get better at testing. What's your
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  Speaker 1: true destiny? Think about that when you think about giving up?
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  Speaker 1: What is your true destiny? Don't you want to see
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  Speaker 1: what that is? Don't you want to see what God
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  Speaker 1: really got for you? What does God really have in
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  Speaker 1: store for you? If you just pass the test, if
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  Speaker 1: you just hang in that man, and don't let the
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  Speaker 1: devil fool you, and don't let that other force make
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  Speaker 1: you think that it's over, that your time has come,
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  Speaker 1: that is not his will. God don't deal in negativity. Man.
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  Speaker 1: See Bishop Omer taught me something. The way you know
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  Speaker 1: that something has God's voice in it, It has no
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  Speaker 1: sin in it. Quitting, giving up, laying down, falling out
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  Speaker 1: for the account, letting go, losing your faith. That ain't
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  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with God. Man, When you're thinking
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  Speaker 1: about giving up, when you're discouraged, think of the outcome.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine what it would be like if you don't quit,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't give up. What's the upside to staying
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  Speaker 1: with it? Where can this all lead to? What? What
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  Speaker 1: can this get you too? If you do this and
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  Speaker 1: you get to where you think you want to be,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, what's after that? What are the limitless
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  Speaker 1: and endless possibilities of holding on to your faith? What
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  Speaker 1: could really be out there for me? Man? If I
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  Speaker 1: just ask this test, you gotta talk yourself into hanging
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  Speaker 1: in there. And sometimes it ain't nobody talking to you
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  Speaker 1: about hanging in there but you. But that's good enough
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  Speaker 1: because God has a blessing for you. God's got a
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  Speaker 1: blessing with your name on it. God has packages bundled
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  Speaker 1: up with your name on it. He got blessings just
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  Speaker 1: in boxes with your name on it. Man, I want
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  Speaker 1: all of mine shipped. I'll be on Faith Street waiting
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  Speaker 1: there to receive. I just I'm just believing he's shipping stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But if you keep moving from the address of Faith,
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  Speaker 1: if you keep getting off Faith Street where you want
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  Speaker 1: to do, packages to go. They got your name on
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  Speaker 1: it and it's based on your faith. But if you
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  Speaker 1: keep moving on Doubt Avenue and it ain't no Way
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  Speaker 1: Boulevard and the pasage getting delivered only the Faith Street,
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  Speaker 1: what you keep moving on Faith Street for? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't give up. You can't give up. You're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Stew ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Welcome to the
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  Speaker 1: fish fried. Yeah. So then what you have to fill
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  Speaker 1: is good? Ruined everything? You're not good. They're just going
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  Speaker 1: no help. What I don't need no help? And let
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  Speaker 1: any sound effects with Joe? Joe? Surely you are animals.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing sound effects. Okay, okay, whatever you were talking
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing effect hero a big ban Jui some real funny.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it
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  Speaker 1: sounds for something funny. Roscoe is performing. He of course
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  Speaker 1: performed during the total Socially you asked some questions and stuff. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I can transform the voice. Plus, I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: did you guys know this that Roscoe and Pempen first
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  Speaker 1: of all know each other, and then they're they're headed
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  Speaker 1: to Vegas. They're gonna see the fight may Gregor. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know who didn't do the vital riding. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know this, and knowing out you know, I'm getting down. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up ladies? Hey Pamphan, how you doing show like
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  Speaker 1: the Blind Streaks? You gotta thank you? Oh oh right,
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  Speaker 1: you're trying some new stuff. Huh okay, let me how
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  Speaker 1: know how far you want to come? Am? What's up? Tommy?
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  Speaker 1: What's happening? Rubbing? Nothing? Man? Just up in here, just
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  Speaker 1: doing what I do? Am was up? Kind Hey, pamp
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  Speaker 1: what's that you go? Show? Like chocolate? You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying? I bet it is who he is my
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  Speaker 1: main man. June, Yeah, adding him, I think I haven't
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  Speaker 1: recruited me. Sound like I got somebody. Elm on, tryp
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  Speaker 1: one on me. Good. Only thing we didn't tell Jennie
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  Speaker 1: is you got to go somewhere once I teach it
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  Speaker 1: to you. You got to go somewhere. Em can't be
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  Speaker 1: two pimps at the park. Your territorial can't be two
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  Speaker 1: pimps at the same part. You gotta get your own
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  Speaker 1: play ground. Good. I shone like when your boys gonna, man,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah? Me and law school here and
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  Speaker 1: no not to Vegas. Man, I didn't even know you
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  Speaker 1: guys knew each other. Roscoe, Yeah, well Roscoe ain't gonna pimp.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta do that thing, baby, you got a little heaven.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to vigor my boy, gonna turn it. Are
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  Speaker 1: you performing or you just watching the fight? Don't give
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  Speaker 1: it there? Well it won't beautiful Voman, did you perform?
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  Speaker 1: They doing the solar eclips? No, I didn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: That wouldn't you Just how many y'all were looking dead?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't you see the damn They wouldn't do it? Them
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  Speaker 1: selling glasses, damn. Think biggest hyper thing in my life
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  Speaker 1: right here, So I just catch it next time, next time.
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  Speaker 1: By seven y twenty four, Roscoe went my hold up
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  Speaker 1: down Now I don't know the color. Listen to this
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  Speaker 1: right here. A solar eclipse can happen when two great
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  Speaker 1: big things passed in time like you and Roscoe Pempers.
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  Speaker 1: It's Benna be sol clips. After the fight, damn made
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  Speaker 1: wasn't well? I did want to ask you, Papa, what
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  Speaker 1: are you wearing? I know you have a set. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you what I was thinking about wind and
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  Speaker 1: the Yeah, I'm just gonna wear I go. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: go on jacket. My sister made. You want to see
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  Speaker 1: this thing, man, it's nice. Man, It's like like I
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  Speaker 1: got Philippels on it. It's solid gold Macroom make and
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  Speaker 1: then it's got the Sherlock Home cape onlock. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: want to wear that. I'll put it on. Hey, let
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  Speaker 1: me head when I go to the National Airport, can
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  Speaker 1: I wear it? Oh? You're gonna do the National Am'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do the airport? What the what? What I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: an anthem? I'm gonna do it? Or I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: do the one in the rain. Oh that's the one
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you about you Now I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the one and McGregor dressing room, a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of it. And I was wanting, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I think i'mna have to go on in there for
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  Speaker 1: that because I need to holt in Maweather. Oh do
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  Speaker 1: you know my Weather? You know? I know it's people
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  Speaker 1: I know that I know make Weather singing. Oh and
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  Speaker 1: and his uncle. Oh where you know them from the box.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't going on the fights. You know. He got
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  Speaker 1: a new strip club, and right, that's what I want
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  Speaker 1: to club. No, you ain't gotta dress it up. It's
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be strip down. You know what I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: going through that man, the man, the man, what do
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  Speaker 1: you want to talk to him about this trip? Can
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  Speaker 1: I just you know, just sit around talking him a
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  Speaker 1: little bit? You know, see if thing the strippers, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in other opportunities to keep it, Billy Piper, keep it bit,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Just make it. Let's see
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  Speaker 1: if anybody wants to change, you know, maybe want to
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  Speaker 1: add too little sideline things. Yeah, pride opportunity, He's a
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  Speaker 1: growth opportunity, you know, because Florida ain't know him. Now,
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  Speaker 1: come on, No, he's a box. He got pimpish type
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  Speaker 1: tones to him, but he ain't no food blown him.
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  Speaker 1: So who's your money on? I don't they mother? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: I just can't even him like. He's quite poor, gonna
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  Speaker 1: get his ass. He's gonna need an id to get
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  Speaker 1: in his own house. You ain't don't know him. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if you ever been getting
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  Speaker 1: with bad and quotas. Ain't brit win his own one?
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  Speaker 1: The old thing like that. I got all my money
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  Speaker 1: on may Web two? What your web madewebb made weebble.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to may Well. I'm gonna do the national
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  Speaker 1: anthem in the dressing room, black, I Julia, Why why
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  Speaker 1: am the dressing room not in the ring? Well? You
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  Speaker 1: know I don't want to saying that one right there?
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  Speaker 1: You know, cal of comedy don't want him kneeling. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: while I'm saying everybody, what you ain't gonna do? Calvin
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  Speaker 1: Comedy game can district me. I'm out here singing, and
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  Speaker 1: you got on your knee that phone. You need to
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  Speaker 1: press it out, make it a little straight for the
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  Speaker 1: curl in it. Have yourself something so I'm going in
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna saying the national anthem in Floyd dressing room.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna saying his national anthem with your money by
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  Speaker 1: the Old Jays. And then I'm gonna go in McGregor
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  Speaker 1: dressing room and do the luck at charm commercial because
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  Speaker 1: that delicious he gonna be imagine legal leader writer than
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  Speaker 1: as he gonna get a delicious ass, get a delicious
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  Speaker 1: I might then come his hands. Come run that prank.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up
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  Speaker 1: here with our national news. As always, we're gonna talk
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  Speaker 1: about black girls rock. But right now it's time for
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  Speaker 1: the nephew to run that prank back Naya, what you
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  Speaker 1: got tombstone? What is that you really want to hear?
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  Speaker 1: Don't nobody want to hear toomstone? Tombstone? Hey man, we
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  Speaker 1: and put the wrong name on my tombs and will listen,
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  Speaker 1: and we got a problem. We gotta get rectified. Mind on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, man, calm down, And first of all,
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  Speaker 1: what is your name? My name is Ritchie Man, But
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  Speaker 1: y'all y'all, I can't understand a funeral home making the
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  Speaker 1: tun of mistakes. You know that? That don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 1: What's gonna be y'all haven't been in the business to
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  Speaker 1: be doing something like this. So this is a family business.
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  Speaker 1: We've been doing this forty plus years. Well, I don't
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  Speaker 1: making mistakes like this, man, What's what? What's the problem?
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  Speaker 1: What's the mistakes? What's what mistake you think we made? Okay, look, man,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: we're being my anti. Two weeks ago, her name is Rosetta. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, where you spare, Our name is r O
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  Speaker 1: s e t t eight. Y'all got r O z
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: e t t an. She was born tune to eight,
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  Speaker 1: nineteen forty eight. Y'all got August the six, nineteen forty
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: y'all got the dates mixed up, and y'all got her
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: name mixed up. And when we're ain't going to do
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: that's how my anti are rifted in peace with the
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: row stuff on her thrombstall. Don't make no first man
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: com that where you can't getting at me, I can't
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: as no way I can help you to getting at
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: me now, I mean, what's the problem then, man? Why
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I could check the paperwork. I check the paperwork and
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: see what the problem is. Now, if you gave me
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: the wrong information, your family gave me wrong information, then
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: we just put down where we would get it. And
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: if we got to change something, we'renna change it. But
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: it's gonna cause you some more money. No ya, we're
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: we're not paying another damn damn to that funeral all
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: not another damn damn. The stuff gonna get changed boom
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: this damn thom so, then we're not paying for none.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell this. I'm decided. I'm saying we can
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: help you out. I can help you. What if you
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: gave me the wrong information, that's only you. Why didn't
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: do that, that's only your We didn't give you the
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: wrong information. I'm gonna tell you this. What your name alone?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: What is your name? My name is Kendrick. Okay, Kendrick.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If this don't get changed, body, none,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: me or some of my cousin's gonna come out there
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: and start digging up about it, right, y'all. Not coming
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: over here and digging up nothing, y'all my play. He
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: would gets respect my family and come over here. You're
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: gonna get up what We're gonna dig up some burdens.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna come, don't get the money. It's not
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: gonna be none of that. I'm not having you coming
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: over here. We're gonna fix the problem. I'm go and
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: check the paperwork and I can get back to you.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: That's why I can do. But you ain't digging up
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: nothing if if but man, my cousin is coming out
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: there digging up some of them. Damn Dad. But it
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: until you don't get this damn thing, six ain't gonna
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: be nobody coming over there. Hold on, see what now
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I'm getting excited to comment. Man, let me just talk
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: to you like a man. What I'm saying to you
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: is that the family seals out the paperwork, put the
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: name in the birth date on there. If it is incorrect,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: it has to be fixed. I have to call the
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: man out here to fix it, and that's gonna call
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: some money. I have to pay him. All I'm saying
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: is if that is the case, if the paperwork is incorrect,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: it's not on us, and I might have to charge
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: you a little extra money just so I can get
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: it taken care of. To get charging where coming on money? Man?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: We ain't got no moment. You charge an arm in
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: the egg to bear in my honey, we ain't got
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: no more. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: one more time, mister Kendrick. If I don't see a child,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I'm coming after this evening. And look at my handy Toomstal,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I'm coming out there now. If the date and the
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: name ain't fixed, I promise you so help me. I'm
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: gonna start digging up but it. And if you're answers
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: out there, I'm gonna put you in one of them
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: holes up and I'll tell you what veget. You're not
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: gonna put me in no hole? Man, I Like I said,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I tell it. I'm trying to talk to you and
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: tell you what the deal is and how we will
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: get this fixed. Ain't nobody come out here and dig
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: it up nothing. I've called him out. I'll get you there.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I bet you I'm digging up a hole and I'll
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: put you in it if you don't fix my hand
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: and Toombstar and we both were going in the damn hole.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: That's what's gonna happen now, We're both going in that
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: in because somebody ought to fix miss around and put
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the wrong date. You want to put the yarn to
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: spell my hand in man, run in everything. Hold, I
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: don't even answers to damn phone and my uncle get expicies.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Resident resident le fix nothing. Mean you're yelling at each other.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: We mean we don't do this. Yelling at each other
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: is not gonna fix the problems. I I still have
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: to do a step here. I have to look at
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: this paperwork. But when you're gonna look at it, reson,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: you keep yelling. I don't even have time to gold
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: with this paperwork. Every time I get really look at something,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: you're yelling in my head you want more time. I'm
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: come at mind. I'm gonna come out there right now.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do. You know what We're to
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: come on them, So I try to talk nice to
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: your tell you what to I told you that this
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: is a fan of business. You dis respect me. You
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: come out here. You ain't no because when we're both
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: going to avery days, That's what I'm trying to tell
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: you right now. You're not looking. But because they're damn to,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna ran. I'm gonna bring then bring that you
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna cover laughter I gonna call bigger bull set
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: about this. Didn't get rid of to say Kendrick on
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the tombstone. They're gonna say it wrong. Oh women, come on,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna cut this. I need to tell you. Yes,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: you got to say. I said, you're listening to me, Kendrick,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you wrapped the sixth regt say this is miss you. Tommy,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you just got frank by your sack the teary with
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: no your man you Tommy. I'm gonna get damn a man.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: He got me, man man Old he was looking being
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: here today day I knew something was funny. Oh man,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: you got me. But I was gonna do the hole
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: for your to day sign the gig. All right, Hey man,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you one more thing. What is the
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: the Steve Hardy Morning Show. What y'all want on y'all
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: tunbs do? It don't really matter? Hum. I won't mind
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: to be blacked for a long time because I don't.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I don't. There ain't nobody worry about it wasn't on
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: the toobs, ain't about last year, not currently. I'm not
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: worry I have not bought the plat yet I have
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: at Now I'm gonna do one on folks, I'm gonna die.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I've already claimed it. I'm shooting at the ninety eight. Really,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: that's my number right there, That nine, and that ain't nine.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Let me see what you ain't controlling it though, No, no,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: ain't running none of No, I ain't in charge of
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: it either. I'm shooting for me. He's just asking if
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I could just see one on fall unhealthy. Still want
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: to be talking driving function and watching drive. I'm gonna
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: have a drive to know what I'm passing. Yeah, you know,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I want to know what different I'm going passing, check,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: cash place, nothing. I just want him to be light.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: If you was born with an exit date, would you
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: try to fight it? If you just knew to date,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: if you knew the date, you both I think that's
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: why we don't know it. I mean, of course you try.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you be in the closet on that date with
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: everything closed, just sitting in him around anyway, you just
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: go in the closet. I would pray about it, especially
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: at David Folk. David Folk is really when you under
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: a lot of pressure. Oh yeah, yeah, you know foemost
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: out the eve, you know, two years out, you ain't
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: really but the date the eve though though, Yeah, that
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: whole day is spit. Doctor told me I wasn't gonna
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: live a past eleven. Yeah, I'm out here making him
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: look so bad. He ain't. I was scared though, right.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Miss Santa is coming up next with our Natural News
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: talk about Black Girls Rock. You're listening to the Steve
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Miss Dana's standing by with today's headlines.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see Black Girls Rock last night? Yes?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I know. Black Girls Rock, of course, celebrates black women
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: who are trailblazers, change makers, or dynamos in their respective fields.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Our girl to Raji p Henson hosted the star studded
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: awards show Like Her New Hair Last Yeah. Last Night
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: show celebrated women who represent a variety of industries, genres,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: and generations. This year's recipients include Solange Knowles. She had
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: a great hair, yeah, yeah, with her cranes in the sky.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Now it's crazy, crazy in the sky. It was a crane, Yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: it was cranes. You'll misinterpretation of it has nothing to
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: do with the song. And anybody giving you no damn
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: award for writing nothing no damn crazy, so don't nobody
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: won't be crazy and got a lot of trouble. He's
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: so serious A song called crazy in the White House.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: All right, it's a ray. Also from Insecure, the series Insecure,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: also Blackish star of the Young Lady Yara Shahiti. What
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: a lovely, smart, bright young lady. She is so beautiful
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: to Music Icon, way smarter than Anthon Anderson. I just
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: want to put that out here and hope Anthony, hope
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: he hear me. Congratulations to the girl. And Tracy Hellis
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: for bringing some intelligence the show. And Laurence Fishball. No,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: lord no, something wrong with Anthony Anderson? What happened? I
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: don't know. He said something crazy about on the show.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: You're just joking. I heard about it? What Joe when
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I'm joking? Serious? All right? Also m music Icon ROBERTA. Flack.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Some of the presenters include Maxwell Comedian This is her
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  Speaker 1: time right Now, Tiffany had Is she ready? Is tiff
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  Speaker 1: Anikanoni Rose Boy? Does she do her thing? Is? Jukebox
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  Speaker 1: on Powers? And Steve Gus Who else? The one and
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Only Anthony Anderson was a presenter as well. Check out
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: some of our favorite moments here we go. I don't
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: care how big you are, I don't care how how
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: you think you are. If you come for me, I'm
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: coming for you. And so whether it's the President of
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the United States of American or any of his cabinet,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: we will say to them, we will resist you. We
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: will not allow you to damage this country in the
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: way that you're doing. We will not allow you to
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: take us backwards. Not only will we resist you, we
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: will impat you. Mister b I'm extremely grateful for the
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: recognition that I'm receiving this evening, but I want you
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: to know, if it was not for the love and
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: respect shown to me by black women, those right wing,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: ultra conservative alt right haters in this country, they would
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: have me believe I'm too black, I'm too confrontational, I'm
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: too tough, and I'm too disrespectful of them. But now
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I know I'm simply a strong black woman. What a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: great show last night, Thanks to everyone who participated. Black
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Girls Do Rocket. Yes, she is the journey she did
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: to get I'm that's incredible. We'll tell us something about it. Well,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: you know, she did her show, she shot her show herself. Um,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: like five five to seven minute episodes and she put
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: them out on YouTube. She shot like about ten fifteen
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: of them, and HBO picked up. I said, wow, yeah,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: that's how you do it. That's how you jump from
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: one to the other one real quick. Girl. Then we
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: ought to do that with Papa raised money about black girls.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: And I ain't on you, but that's what we ought
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: to do. Man. Maybe we ought to just shoot it
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: and let somebody pick it up. You know, everybody say
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: it was good? Why so quiet in him? Everybody said
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: it with girls. What we really we was favorite black
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: girl's money, trying to figure out why we can't do
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: what it's the ray. Oh yeah, all right, we gotta go.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Please introduce your state, ladies and gentlemen. Miss and trip K.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve, Thank you guys. This is a trip
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: with the news the Navy conducting the broad probe and
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the Monday's collision between USS John McCain and an oil
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: tanker off the coast of Singapore. Ten sailors reported unaccounted for. However,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Admiral Scott Swift, the commander of the Pacific Fleet, says
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: somebodies have been recovered. The divers were able to locate
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: some remains in those sealed confirmments. Additionally, the Malaysian Navy
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: has reported that they have located potential remains. They are
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: working to confirm and identify those remains. This was the
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: second collision of the naval warship of the civilianship in
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: his many months, and the fourth this year. So now
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: the commander of the seventh Fleet, Vice Admiral Joseph Orcoin,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: has been dismissed from his post. The Navy meanwhile, has
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: two hundred and seventy five ships and waters around around
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: the world, and they've already been ordered to take a pause,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: an operational pause today or for maybe two days to
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: review safety procedures. President Trump held another campaign rally last night,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: this time in Phoenix. At one point, he threatened to
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: shut down the government if the Congress does not back
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: his border wall. Let me be very clear to Democrats
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: in Congress who opposed a border wall and stand in
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: the way a border security, you are putting all of
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: America's safety at risk. You're doing that. People fig against
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump descended onto the downtown area in Phoenix, four
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: and against crowds also expected later on today in Reno, Nevada,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: because the President is due there later. Today looks like
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: the very pregnant Serena Williams Huggs has strange cravings. Well
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: good ones. Actually she's craving asparagus and artichokes. And today
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: is European Remembrance Day for the victims of Nazism, but
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: it's also Hug your Sweetheart Day. I'd like to hug
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: with a kiss, don't you You're deeing the butterfly. Twenty
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hours, they tuned to the Steve Harvey
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steven Show. All right,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: the butterfly is here, Steven. Why don't you do it today?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Go ahead introduce him, ladies and gentlemen. See that sucks,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemer, introducing ahead the butterfly. You gee, okay,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everyone, anyway, Good morning to all of you all.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Hey butterfly, Hey, Carla, Hey, Shirley, Hello, butter fly. Flutter
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  Speaker 1: flutter beaut Junior, wanna butterfly flap own flap own? Brother?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Very well, um, Timmy, how you doing. I'm all good man?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: What's happening? Very good? Mister Steve Harvey, Yeah man, good morning,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: how are you today? I'm doing wonderful and I hope
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: you're doing wellpends on how this segment. You know about
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: the segments all about me. Today, I'm gonna be promoting
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  Speaker 1: one thing and one thing only, Steve Harvey, and it's
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  Speaker 1: called Well, this is a paper raised money. It's a
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  Speaker 1: Mama's Ball. Mama's Boy is a hit stage play that's
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: getting ready to start in September, starring the one and
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  Speaker 1: only Eugene Antoine Ferguson. Okay, I have Oh the Boy. Yes,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I am in the play, but it's you know, if
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: if if I was in Pavais Nobody, which they didn't
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: put me in there, then it might have been something.
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  Speaker 1: But but you know now this way, this ain't no
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  Speaker 1: spin out. This one right here is running all over
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  Speaker 1: the country. It's gonna be starring me, Um of course,
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  Speaker 1: Jack and Harry, Johnny Gio, Mary, Yes, Robbing Gibbons, start
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  Speaker 1: studying Don from um in Vow. He's gonna be in
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  Speaker 1: the show as well. And I want all of you
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  Speaker 1: to come out. So mister Harvey, you don't have anything
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  Speaker 1: to say about this one. I would love for you
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  Speaker 1: to come out see me in the show. Well, would
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  Speaker 1: be fantastic. See butterfly? Are you serious? People involved? That
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  Speaker 1: have the expertise at it. Then I think it's fine
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  Speaker 1: if it was just this is going the hill. But
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  Speaker 1: I know what's other people involved in that play though,
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  Speaker 1: you know people that are talented. I'm really talented acting
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  Speaker 1: and everything. You've got to go with that. This go
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  Speaker 1: sounds like a great opportunity for you to be a
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  Speaker 1: part of. You know, I'm so glad you finally said no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you got to praise me for being top billing. No, no, no, no, No,
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  Speaker 1: You're not bigger than Gil. You're bigger than John to
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  Speaker 1: Gil bigging in it, ste No, I have a spanker. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking you. I want you to really come out
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  Speaker 1: and see me in the play. I think you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: like it. I know you don't like when people bust
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  Speaker 1: out in the town, but I still want you to
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: come out. Right, Butterfly, we do have to go. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you so much. When we come back from the breaking
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  Speaker 1: Man after the hour, we're gonna do first day of school.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All Right, it's time for the
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  Speaker 1: powerball jack pot, and I'm talking a big one. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: we got to talk about this. Yeah, tonight's powerball jack
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  Speaker 1: pot is up to six hundred and fifty million dollars.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Stop playing. That's a lot of chase. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to do, all right? Uh six foot you know
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  Speaker 1: what to do with my damn? If you want to
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  Speaker 1: tell us how much? How much do I get that
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  Speaker 1: after TAXI? Okay, here we gonna get some Uh okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: listen to this. So win a winner who opts for
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: a cash payout, you're gonna get four hundred eleven point
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: seven million dollars. Oh eleven yea, minus taxes. Mind, after
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: the taxes. I'm down. I'm good, I'm good. All right.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Now remember this while while you're buying your tickets, the
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: odds and winning, we're just talking about it if you win. Okay, okay, okay,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: first of all, okay, let's go round the rule. Who
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: gonna do? What? Junior? What you're gonna do? You got hundred?
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: What you got? Hey? Well I go nicky now? Okay, okay, okay,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you stupid? I just need so why are you now?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Somebody tell me? Somebody tell me your clothes off? And
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: you got less body to be watching on list. I
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  Speaker 1: caused data police against them. I'm going buy island. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going buy island. Well, I ain't never had no island.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't ever had a big ass house. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever had a whole lot of cars. You ain't ever
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: had a whole lot of money. You ain't ever had
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: the wardrobe but your dream. You ain't ever had a horse. Here,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: we can go down list. You ain't never had a
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: lot of land, a lot of stuff. You can buffer.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: You take your dumb ass off somewhere and buy no
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: damn island, and you don't know how to run now.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: You gotta run power out there. You had it on
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: my vision board. I can't have island now. Yeah, you
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: can have an island, but you're gonna have to get
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: power out there. Oh, just the infrastructure alone. Okay, okay,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you had. How much you want
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: to spend on album you got for you men? How
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: much you want to spend on that? You can't get
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: me your ass? You just have a patch island. I
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: mean he just killed my little dream. Yeah, let me
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: explain some tea you with tim me. You stop talking
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: about this out it's not talking about this damn you.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Just to get the power out there. I want the
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: ain't we got we got the man. I let me
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: say this too. Let me say that too. If I win.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I already told you to day. I got to get
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: rid of everybody. But but let me tell you what
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do. Right, But let me tell you.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you I'm gonna do. Just tell everybody
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: what you I got to get rid of my family.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I gotta get away from you. And let me tell
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you how I get rid of here. I got the lead.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you how I'm gonna do. I'm
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: a fake. I'm anna fake my damn. I'm gonna get
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: shot right in front of it. I ain't laughed, blood
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: coming out of my mind, spitting up for everything. I'm
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: gonna have amul around the coroner. I'm getting shot right,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, half and you'd be replaced. There
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be no halm shirt. I got the ticket
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: in my pocket. They don't know I won't I done
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: to me. You got the ticket, but they don't know
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get shot right in front of your face.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: What I know though, I'm getting shot in front of it.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting at time, I'm leaving out my house on
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: a gurnee. I'm telling stupid just we're coming back with
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: the overt. Yes, I can get out of dirt my
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: frignorance show. The Nephews Praying phone call is up right
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: after this. I'm cleaning my house on a gurney. You're
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Show, all right, coming up at the top
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after today's crazy
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. Yeah, we have another one, but first it's
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: time for the Nephews prank phone call. Come on, come on, nephew.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: If PC, what is that f PC? Is that you're
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: here here? Come? Yeah? This whole time it scared you
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: though yet get Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Darwin Darwin. This is he Hey Darwin, how are you doing?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: This is Frank with FPC. We're trying to come down
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: and um see about making an appointment with you within
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: the next weeks. That's possible, FUNES for what Yeah, we're
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: supposed to come by. I'm with FPC. We wanted to
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: uh we have from what what what is that? What
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: is FPC? Uh? Sir, your name was left with us
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: and you're you're you're on on our file to actually
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: come out make an appointment with you so we can um,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: so we can get your picture taken. You must have
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: your own number. I'm not I'm not signed up to
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: take no picture anything. So okay, well you are you're darling? Correct? Yeah, yes,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I am daring, so you call it darlin and that's
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: what you call it. But anything about a picture? What?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: What's up with a picture? We've got you on our
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: schedule here, FPC. We have you on our schedule to
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: um to actually for us to come out to your
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: home and take your picture. Okay, FPC? What's company is that?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: What's what's your what type of picture? And would I
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: be taking I'm not taking no picture? But what what
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything about a photo
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: being taken of you? No? Okay? Uh sir? FPC is
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: uh we are. This is a funeral Picture company, Funeral
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Picture company, And what we do is we come out
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: and take your picture and we actually keep it on file.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: That way, when you do pass away, we have your
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: picture for your programming. We have a nice picture for you. Look,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not dead right now. You're not taking no picture
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: of me? Who is this again? My name is Frank. Frank. Okay, Frank,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: you mean to tell me y'all taking pictures of people
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: before they d just so you could have them picture.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Oh foul, So we're keeping on filing. Then you have
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: a good picture on your program. And that's what. That's what,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: that's what we feel. They ain't signed up for nothing
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: like that. Who the hell signed me up for some
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: like that? I'm quite sure. But we're trying to schedule
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: where we can come out beginning of next week so
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: we can get your picture taken next week. Week after
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you get picture when I'm dead, you're not taking no
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: picture of me before that that. That don't sound right, sir.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: So you're not taking the picture of me for no
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: humor arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: up for it? Then tell me that much, sir. I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: don't have the actual person listened here on who signs
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: you up, but I do have the number, and you
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I didn't sign up for that.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking picture. You guys running around taking pictures
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: of people before they that just to have a good
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: picture on fail that. Man, I ain't never heard of
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: like that, sir. Okay, sir, are you I mean we
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: have your address here? Are you? Are you available? No?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: no picture for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get that that that sounds like
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: a much of more and ill. Where the hell gave
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: you my number? That's what I want to know, sir.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure. But one thing we have to
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: do is we have to follow through with our job.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: So what we're gonna have to do is we I
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: have to come out there and take a picture. So
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to, you know, create a problem, but
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I have to get a picture of you by next week.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Oh it's gonna be problem because you're not getting a
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: picture me for no funeral arrangement, mister Darwin. I have
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: to come by your house at least by Friday, at
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: around twelve million. I'll come by and get a picture
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: of you. Ain't come by my got house no Friday,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: you gonna lie. Gotta me come over here to try
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: to get my mother pitching. I got plenty of got
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: pitcher in my house to put on the mother funeral program.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking the pitching that noon. I'm clear to
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: be did. I'm not dead. That's some more bad look
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: got dead. I don't know who you worked for, Frank,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: but you you got the word our word for fl PFC, Sir,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I worked for FPC FCC. Mike, you ain't not taking
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: no picture of me. Don't come over here, Friday, Come
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: about no guy? Piston Okay, before you got pistol and
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: you and I hope they got Joe got pitt your
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: on file. But that's a stupid got company you worked for.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: they died. I got millions of pictures in here for
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: that program. And when I'm throwing with the god, care
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: about what a picture looked like? Or who hadn't my
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: gout funeral? There's a lignat. You tell who you worked for.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: They need to go find another occupation. I don't make
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: no guy just you're not coming over here, Friday, buddy,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: You come over here if you want to. Okay, Uh
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: missus Darwin? Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda? That's
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: my wife? What what you about to say? Now? I
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: want all I want to do is say this man.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I just want to say, Glinda, the one that got
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Baby from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Huh, I'll bit
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: up boy yet, I ain't never heard a business like
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: That's some FTC funeral. Well man, I said my New
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: year resolution. I was gonna cut back on drinking. But
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: you got me over here about the tip a bottle
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: right now? Are you crazy? Man? And come over here
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: to day before get a picture of Glinda fitt y'all
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: got me, baby, you got me. I ain't never heard
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: no company like that. You ain't putting me up to
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: it bad. You're gonna I'll tell you what you tune
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: in tomorrow morning. Man, you're gonna catch yourself on national radio. Dad.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, they had me hot over here.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna don't tell the pleading, but I'm gonna have
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: me a drink anywhere. I was looking for an excuse
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: to dray picking. Don't put on foul boy, y'all, y'atta
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: lost the half of mine. Y'all head with that. And here, buddy, man,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, man, darm and tell me
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: this here, man, what's the baddest and I mean the
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Wick
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Up Show, Buddy Funal picture. Huh do y'all have y'all
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: picture later? Well, that's right, I feel the tombstone. What's
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: it put you and dad? I don't know that. I
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: told y'all gonna shoot myself right in front of my family.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: That's funny. Can I give you? Can I tell you something? Wow,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: everybody is talking about Donald Trump's neck tie and how
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: long it is. I hadn't heard. Maybe maybe when you've
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: never heard people talk about how long his tie is,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: like a couple of times. Don't recall. I don't recall.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I just don't recall. Are you kidding me? When he
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: was campaigning? Was okay, I can't help you if you
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: ain't heard, okay, so just tell us what you hear. No, no, no, no.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: It's because it camouflages your stomach and the protrusion of
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: your gut. Because if you wear the tie long, you
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: can't see the belt buckle, which is indented, so it
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: gives you just a flatter appearance from the front. That's
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: why he wears his ties that long. If you wear
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: a shorter tie, it would show your stomach sticking out
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: because that end of the tie would point out and
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: would make you look fatter or less fitted. That's why
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: he wears the ties that long. It's a dressing trick.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Like my ties used to be made extra two inches,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: extra two inch, you know. Yeah, he liked to put
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: the double winds in. Yeah yours, Tommy would be on
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: the floor. Shut up, I know how to tie that.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I stole one of his time one time got home
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: like damn, I can't wait a damn it too long?
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Tommy put it on. I was stepping on the tide
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: where you had my tie at the gym? Remember that
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: time he was skipping rope with like a box strain.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Show is pretty rope? That his uncle's tip. What do
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: you have to say for yourself? Tommy? It ain't stop? Sure,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Donna laugh with him, laugh with him. That was funny
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: pretty rope because I got the visuals. You know you
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: see me jump roping with the towe. Yes, yes, pretty
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: silk one. All right? Coming up next is the Secret
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Service going broke. If you guys heard this story, oh
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: my goodness. Plus we have another strawberry letter on deck.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: All after this we'll be back. You're listening to the
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up next today Strawberry letter.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: You do not want to miss it. But first, now,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: this is according to the Washington Post. This has been
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: all over the news. The Secret Service is running out
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: of money. What protecting the first protecting the first family
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: is expensive? Why? Why aren't running out of money? And
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: they got to fly to New York down to mulog Older,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: They got to fly to Jersey. Come all the days,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: eighteen holes on the golf coach? How many people that
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: take to watch his ass for eighteen holes of golf?
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: You gotta be in the trees, bushers, helicrapters. You're gonna
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: from DC to Murlogo down. He's playing too much, damn go.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah that he criticized President Obama for doing. That's why
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: they running out of money. That's where you gotta watch
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: your wife and wife don't stay in the day. The
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: White House got her down, the Trump Cower, They got
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: all the people down. Now money man, Yes, then they
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: got to get that little boy to that damn school.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I like, man man, y'all need to
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: leave bend alone time about what he wore to the
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: eclipse was inappropriate. What the heilly poster? Well, yeah, he's
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: a kid. Looking at him. Look at the damn son.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Kids are off and the woman alone. Look, she ain't
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: giving those speeches. That's hers. She gil speeches. That's hers.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Now quick talking about the woman. But you're exactly right, Steve.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Protecting the first family is very expensive. Donald Trump wife
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: is saying everything Michelle said. Yeah, yeah, so that's man
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: all spreeches you heard before. We got a bigger problem
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: her husband running the country. Don't worry about her damn speech. Yes,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: she's said what Michelle saying, I'm giving speeches that you
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: don't write. No, but she don't know it though, she
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: don't know. She just reading what the She wasn't listening
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: to Michelle. He'll take this, read mo King. I have
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: my what is bundy? Little black boys with joined hands,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: and I've been to the mountaintop anyway once a punt
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: a midnight as I punted, weak and weary, puzzled by
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: a single query, which amongst the Greeks, to choose is
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: you doing? I don't know? Answer out of the night?
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: What is you? Ladies and gentlemen, show your love and
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, always remember that the surveys.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: What did it again? Is she doing? Will it turner?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Not do? Will you know I feel about willing? See
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: no evaluation, see no event the bulletin board. Yeah, but
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: protecting the First family is very expensive, so much so
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: that the Secret Service said it only has the budget
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: to watch over Donald Trump and its family through the
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: end of September. What blown through the budget? Yes, oh
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, we will start quentin. Okay, don't
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: get paid. Come on, forty two people under a total
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: that have to be protected. That number includes eighteen members
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: from the family, eleven more than the number of people
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: under protection during the Obama administration. All right, they just
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: over over the count. All right, nephew, let's move on
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: to the letter. Here we go. Buggle up, hold on tight,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: We got it for you. This is the straw every letter.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Subject frustrated wife headed to the psychologist.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Hey Steve, simple but complicated, married three years, husband twenty six,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I'm thirty one. We both work and see each other
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: in passing. He hangs out with friends at times, and
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty much a loaner. He is high school girl
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: friends that he talks to periodically through email. Now old
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: friend is having a birthday party, but he doesn't want
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: me to go, said his friends are his friends and
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: that he would feel awkward just inviting me since it's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: probably going to be only his friends from high school there,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: as if they don't have any significant other to join
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: them at the party, says I can come along to
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: the next party after he is comfortable with being around
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: his friends. Again. Mind you, these are high school friends,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: so he hasn't seen them and lord knows how many years,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: and he wants to claim only high school people who
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: all went to the same school will be there. How
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: does that sound to you? Another incident he started his job,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: they had a little afterwork graduation event, whereas he said,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: they played cards, but playing cards all night till five
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: am and not calling home or even say honey, meet
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: me at work so you can go with me. See
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: what kind of messes that I feel like he doesn't
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: want me to be around when he hangs out with
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: his friends. Mind you, I might not be in the
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: mood to go, but he doesn't even give me the
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: opportunity to say no, you go ahead without me. This
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: makes me feel insecure, especially considering we don't spend much
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: time together. At all. When he comes home at night,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I'm usually waiting up for him so we can have
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: a general conversation. But he wants to play video games
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: till five in the morning, so he doesn't even come
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: to bed at night. Then we have Then we have
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: sometimes that he will come in the room so I
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: don't complain and stay there till I fall asleep, or
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: until he thinks I've fallen asleep, and then off to
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: that video game. But you let someone else want his
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: time it's given. I feel so alone and so I needed.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: It hurts. I'm hurting. I feel like committing myself to
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: some hospital because I need some of his time that
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: he isn't giving. I've debated with myself, asking am I
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: too needy or imagining things? But I just can't put
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: my finger on it. He used to be so much
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: more attentive and caring about caring, but now he complains
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: and tells his female friends how tired he is of
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: my arguing. We have no communication. If we do not talk,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: it turns into an argument. If we do talk, it
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: turns into an argument. Another thing is I can't depend
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: on him to help with things around the house. He
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: always forgets or wants time for himself, so I'm basically
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: doing everything myself, you know that, saying I can do
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: bad by myself. I even question what I need him
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: around for. Since he doesn't help around the house and
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: doesn't spend time with me, why are we together? I
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: asked him that one day. He said, marriages about stature
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: and not about emotions and feeling. So that makes me think, oh,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: you want to be with me because I got some
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: money and take care of my business. I guess Tina's right.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: What's love got to do with it? I know he's
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: not cheating. Can't tell you how I know, but we
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: women have our ways. But I know I'm hoping he
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: grows out of this soon or I'll need medication just
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  Speaker 1: to calm my nerves. He has a great personality, great
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: with our boys, great financially, but likes the drive to
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: take care of home and business first. You know what,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: this letter is really long. We got to take a
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: break and come back. Yeah, we gotta take a break. Yeah,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: well enough, I think so we'll be back. You're listening
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve with
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: your response to part two of today's Strawberry Letter. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is a record. I think this is
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: the longest letter we've ever had, and I really saw
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: him this out for Yeah, she's she's giving us everything.
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  Speaker 1: Where did I stop? I guess Tina's right? What's love
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  Speaker 1: got to do with it? I know he's not cheating.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Can't tell you how I know, but we women have
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  Speaker 1: our ways. But I know I'm hoping he grows out
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: of this soon or I'll need medication just to call
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: my nerves. He is a great personality, great with our boys,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: great financially, but lacks the drive to take care of
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: home and business first. I think he is tired and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: or bored with me, no matter how high my stilettos are.
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  Speaker 1: I am financially stronger, a little insecure from previous marriage,
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  Speaker 1: and how he's acting doesn't help me feel needed or
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  Speaker 1: loved as I should. He used to be there Now
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  Speaker 1: I feel he just wants to do what he wants
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  Speaker 1: when he wants. I am a roommate, I'm I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a roommate. I'm a wife. I've told him that all show.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I told him if he wanted to live a single
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: life and not have any responsibility, then that's what he
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: should do, but he won't leave. He says he's not
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: going anywhere. In the meantime, I'm supposed to do. I'm
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: supposed to just accept that. Steve, Steve a brother, don't
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: know that when you start not being at home, assistant
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: gets lonely and then all hell really breaks loose. I
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  Speaker 1: maybe thirty one, but I look twenty two, and an
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: opportunity to go out on a date is given every
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: time I walk out my front door, willing to hang
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: in there and go to Long Haul. But I'm lonely,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: and I miss my husband, my friend. It's a lot.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just going you want me to do a yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, lady. This letter it has a lot of
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: obvious is in it. I don't know if that's a word,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: but it's just a lot of obvious statements that you're
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: making in this letter. But you're not hearing your obvious statements.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I don't have time to read this letter again, but
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: let's just say he has all high school girlfriends right now,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: one of the old friends. Now, one of his old
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: friends are having a birthday party, but he don't want
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: you to go. And his friends are his friends, and
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  Speaker 1: that he would He said that his friends are his friends,
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  Speaker 1: and he would then feel awkward inviting you. You are
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  Speaker 1: his wife. Now keep in mind since it's probably going
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  Speaker 1: to be only his friends from high school and they
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: don't have any significant others to join them at the party. Well,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that this party has women in it, That's
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: what I'm assuming. But the dudes ain't got no significant others,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: so they just hook it up with some old girls
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  Speaker 1: from high school. You just said that he talks to
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Higgs to his girlfriends from high school. Now here goes
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: your other problem. You thirty one, he twenty six. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't you not already had your ten year of reunion.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't had he Yeah, his ten year reunion ain't
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: do for another two years. They already hooking up. You
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: didn't have. Yours is gone. You've been married kids from
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: a previous marriage. He got kids. Now now he said
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: you can come along to the next party after he's
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: comfortable being around his friends again. Excuse me, what friend
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: do you have to rework up getting recomfortable around you know,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: he'll help me here if day my friends, why I
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: gotta get reacquainted with them, especially men. Man, we don't
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: see each other for months. We don't call each other man,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: what was up? Dog? He gotta get recomfortable being around him. Lady,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: this whole letter is just you are buying into some
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: bullcrap and you already know it's bullcrap. He says, you
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: ain't seen in them in Lord. Now you don't know
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: how many years he wants to claim. Only high school
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: people who all went to the same school will be that.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Then you ask me, how does that sound to you? Okay,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something high sound to you? Right?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: It sounds crazy to you, Tony. You got all this education,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: you smart all this. He'll use your mind. Okay. Then
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: he says, then you said he was out one time,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: playing calls all night to five am without calling home.
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  Speaker 1: Say honey, we're work. You can go on without me.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: See what kind of messages that I don't know? You
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: tell me? Then you says, he used to be so
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: much more attentive than can, but now he complains and
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: tells his female friends how he's tired of my argan.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Do you know why men tell their female friends about
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: they tired and you argon? So? It's that they can
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: then dig into their nurturing, innately nurturing side that God
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: has given all women and say I won't argue with you,
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  Speaker 1: and she feels side for you and wants to feel
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: a void in your life because you're such a good
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: guy and you don't deserve all this. That's why he
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: telling his girlfriend, all right, thank you, Steve, as always
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: try to try to be no motive. Please don't try that,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: but we have to go anyway. Email us or instagram
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at my girl surely,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: and don't forget this week's after show Strawberry Letter Live
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: on Facebook. It is tomorrow at one thirty pm. Please
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: join me. We'll talk about the Strawberry Letter and whatever
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: you want to talk about. We'll have a pick of
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: the week, we'll talk about trending topics, all of that.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: So make sure you join me again. It's tomorrow, Thursday
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: at one thirty pm. Okay, thank you. Now moving on,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: he let me say this, I'm proud of you for
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: doing that. It really am well. Thank you. That's a
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: big move. It's important to generate other opportunities and also
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: in a team, people help people, but also provide another outlet.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: And I think that covers a lot of ground. I
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: was talking to the guy yesterday, he said, And I
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: told him. I said, well, you have to be at
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: family feud before I start, and uh, you know, going
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: too the makeup chair and all that. Well, I'm in
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: the makeup chair and he shows up, so I say,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: my man, I don't have time right now. You know
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I have some time on my lunch break. Man, I
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: drove all the way down here, man, and I gotta
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: wait till you go to lunch. Now, how many? How many?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I said, that's two shows? I said, my man, I
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: asked you to be here before I got into makeup chair.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I hit some traffic, okay, cool in LA. Yes, yeah, okay,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: got that. Believe that to be true. But what that
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: gotta do? What you got to be here before I
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: get the map? You hit that same traffic. I hit
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: that same traffic. That's why I left it. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: because who out here ain't hitting traffic LA traffic. So
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: then when I get on stage, I'm hungry. So I'm
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: eating lunch. He knocks on the door. He said, man,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: can we get this handle out? I said, right after
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: eat lunch. He said, no, you told me to be
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: here at your lunch break. I said, well, you own it.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I got an eye, a hair, and somewhere in this
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: lunch break you're gonna fit in it. But right now
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I'm eating it. And what he bought me was not
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: right after all of that late, so I tell a gentleman,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I said, sir, I'm not paying for it. Oh you
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: have to pay for it's getting chance now. Yeah, but
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: we the only want it in my dressing room though.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: So what he don't know is I'm fully capable of
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: fighting your ass with no witnesses. But why though, because
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I like this, no witnesses. We can just do this
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: nice and clean. Because but you and here, Timmer, you
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: can be made to pay. Make me reaching that head better?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Yet take it. You're listening, Steve. A large group of
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: your beloved Cleveland brown players took a knee during Monday
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: nights preseason game against the Giants. It gets better bet.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Eleven players from the Cleveland Browns, including running back Duke
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Johnson and tight end players Seth DeValve Um. DeValve is
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: the first white NFL player to take a knee during
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: an anthem. During the anthem in protests, Wow, white knees down,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: all right, it's changed, white knees. Yeah, I'm right, wheest.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Cleveland head coach Hugh Jackson had voiced his opinion against
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: players taking a stand during the anthem, but changed his
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: course last week and said players had the right to
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: express their feelings if if he was informed in advance. Okay,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: so one of the players says, there's a lot of
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: rachel and social injustices in the world that are going
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: on right now. We just decided to take a knee
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: and pray for the people who have been afflicted, affected,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: and just pray for the world in general. You can't
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: get now, suspend them now, now watch this, Hitler. If
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: all the players do this, thank god. Cleveland is what
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Cleveland has always been a place where men is men
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: and that's what the feeling is Cleveland. Man, look at
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: you hashtag White Knees Matter, and I'm telling you right now,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: and it's a good thing because this Charlotteville thing has
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: gotten legs because of a lot of non black protesters
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: who have come into the side of injustice. That's that's
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: how you fix this thing. It has to be a
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: unified effort to fix this thing. You can't fix it
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: a loan. You cannot fix it a loan. People understand
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: the plight of the Jewish community. They feel they understand
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: what happened to this people. Man, So people have feelings
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: for that. They're gonna, wow, did that to them? You
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: really did that to these people. So now when they
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: pushed back, how you got a problem with that? This
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: is what they did to them. The same thing with
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: black people. They really endure slavery, They really endued the biggotry,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: They really endure the lynchings. They really have to deal
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: with the skinhead and the class. They really got to
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: deal with all this biggotry. Now when they pushed back,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: they just taking a knee. When you got a problem
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: with that, stand up, keep taking some more. Nah, Well,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: where we're tied. And now these ball players and not
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: just us, no on your beloved the greatest spectator sport
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: in the world in Fa they didn't took knees and
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: a white knee got out. That's gonna start something. You
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: watch now, watch now, man, they have to start. They're
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: gonna start paying attention. But you let you let one
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: white quarterback, you let an Eli Manning, boy, you let
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: you let one of them white quarterback, Aaron Rodgers taking me,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: you let being Rousselingburger get on his knee. Boy, if
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: you let Aaron Rodgers get in profit, you let one
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: white quarterback Tom Brady and the and these are men
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: who are so socially conscious. Yeah. And I'm not saying
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: if they don't take a knee, but they ain't, no good,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying. They may not choose that
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: as the way the form of protest, and they don't
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: have to or to shed light. And I'm not saying
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: that they should, there's no problem. I'm just saying if
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: they did, oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Yeah, it'll
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: mean something, that's for sure. I have sound of the
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: white guy saying why he did it? Do you want please? Yes? Yeah?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Do you need to hear this. I love this country.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I love our national anthem. I'm very grateful to the
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: men and women who have given their lives and give
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: a lot every day to protect this country and to
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: serve this country. And I want to honor them as
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: much as I can. The United States is the greatest
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: country in the world, and it is because it provides
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: opportunities to get citizens that no other country does. The
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: issue is that it doesn't provide equal opportunity to everybody,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: and I myself will be raising children that don't look
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: like me, and I want to do my part as
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: well to do everything I can to raise them in
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: a better environment than we have right now. Wow, Now
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: that right there is well said. And I think that
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: the way they're doing it, that they're saying ahead of time,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: this is what we're doing, this is the reason we're
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: doing and we're praying for those who have suffered injustice
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: all around the world. That's why the coach decided that
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: right there, you can't get mad at them. Yeah, because
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: the Browns safety Gabriel Peppers, he said it. He says,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of social and racial injustice is going
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: on in the world right now. And all they were
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: saying was that they were just praying for everyone. And
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: you know how I know he said that because just
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: cross went across the screen on the UNI I read
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: the quote. But can we get Kaepernick a job though,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: that's coming job that's coming there. Yeah, I don't think
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: it'll be too much longer. No, because we come on Cleveland.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: We need to pray that we get there. That need
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: to be in the can we have Kaepernick praying for
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: everybody around the world, and also for quarterback. Yeah, I
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: don't know what's worth kneeling and just sitting on the
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: bench eating the damn banana. Now that maybe he maybe
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: he didn't hear that some I love I Love Mode.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he hear a song cramping up,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: don't because maybe he was cramping and needed a banana.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: You gotta go with that like that. Can't say something
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: about the president disapproval. And now sixty four percent of
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: the Republicans approve of trunks Charlottesville responses, which eighty four
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: percent of Democrats disapproved. Look, man, why can we keep
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: making racism or racist type comments or bipartisan issue. Everybody
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: should be appalled at racism in any form. Now. Paul
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Ryan even said he messed up with the comments that
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: he made. Okay, let's stay that. Let's just say, let's
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: all agree he messed up. Stop trying to fix it.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: He said it. You can't fix it, all right. Coming
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: up next one of my favorite segments, Tommy and Junior.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Here you have to be the judge, Steve right or wrong?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Coming up next? Oh you're listening, all right, Here we go, Steve.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: I'm ready introduce your nephew and junior ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: It's time for the right or Wrong segment where these
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: two come to me as the judge to make a
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: decision on who's right or wrong. So far, leading by
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: a landslide is Julie. It has been overwhelming. In the landslide,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Tommy has had a couple of valid points. Uh, here's
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: one that was not involved in right or Wrong. But
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: the question was posed, what would you do if you
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: want the lottery? Tommy's response was, I got to find
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: a way to leave my family with your brother. I
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: don't tell you why, funny, terrible, because you're stupid. I
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: know that he gonna be doing something and he's gonna
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: be explain it up. So let's just break up now. Hurt,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: at least you just get over the fact that I left.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to see this in your face, that
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: phone and left matter taxes he gonna do to see
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: you're right about leave me while you still love me.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: You eight, that's why you're not gonna win. When you
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: tell this boy if fed ex and ups marriage together,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: it'll be com fed up telling him. Don't he sit
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: down here, acts like he don't see what I see
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: and ups marriage together. That's fat up stupid. Go with
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: you when you're right. I kind of like that right
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: there that I couldn't tell him that night. I don't understand,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: but I think, yeah, it makes sense. Time it would
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: be fed up. Okay, this the one yes, this when
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: the food hung up on my head to calling back,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: I said, Junior, I said, listen, crematoriums. You know what
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: people get cream madd at crematorium, It's called crematorious. They
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: should give a discount on burnt victims. You know what
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. If you already halfway burn, you know what
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. You've been here, passed away, you see, I'm walking.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: It's a discount. You hot today, boy, you're right again.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: If you are third degree birds, you got to get
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: a discount. I'm just saying, Oh, man, come on two
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  Speaker 1: for two to let me keep trying. Let me keep trying.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: I called him back. I say, I said, you hanging
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  Speaker 1: up on me again. You're doing something to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I can child this with him. You ain't gonna be
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: like this, I said, listen, I say, when side makers
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  Speaker 1: people that make sense. When side makers go on strike,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing on the side. You following me? Yeah, I
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: follow with you. Now they just picking him, but I
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: ain't because they own straight right right, makes sense. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really care for you. I care you get right
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: a wrong pick. You're dumb, man. You just some people
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: walking around the stick. Now that's dumb. Right now. Yeah,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: we will show you. We don't write now. I love man.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: Let's stop this right now, this one right here? You
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: hit the two good ones fitted marriages again? You ps?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Would they not be called fitted? She's not a creamatory
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: with the person to discount if they're coming in and
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: dying from burning my best ever, you can't charge me
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: for three quarter burn. Come on, man, y'all ain't got
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: that but work. I'm not going with that one. I
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: loved it. That was too much. Come on, now, you
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: gonna take much to get to the Mandins. We almost there, boy,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: I tell you, you work, you earn every penny of
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: your salary. Okay, you do this the laugh when you
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: hung up? That should have been the last one. On
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: come on, come on, I see Julie because I was
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: telling him. You know, I like to go to New
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: alls and you know, all the stuff on the street
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: that just amazes me. I say, if you shoot a man,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to use a silence. You can't shoot him
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: with I like that because I never liked mine juggling
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: on stage as a comedian one more time. Now, if
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: you shoot a mine, Yeah, you've got to use a silence.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Got you at least respect it? You gotta respect it.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: It's what he wanted. It's how he would want to go. No,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: you have, that's how he would want. He'll respect you more.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: I think he'll accept it better. I'm just saying. And
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: when you shoot him here, dude, like this, y'all didn't
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: need a radio. Hey four or four? Now? Four dog,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, man. Are you done? Are you quiet? Really?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: My all time? Come on say it Tommy the second?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: One second? Okay, a creamer story. Give you a discount
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: if the victim is already burnt. He got burnt down
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: out of car CRD. We needed to get all right,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. We'll be back. We'll be back right
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the show. Floyd Mayweather is
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: getting ready for his big fight this Saturday, in which
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: you will be attendance. Uh in attending Steve. You will
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: be attending that fight against Connor McGregor's gonna be in Vegas.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: I know Michael Page, who's mixed martial artist as well,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: is trying to make the switch to boxing, and he
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: said that he found the transition very challenging. He said,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: because I punch anyway. I have a good technique, but
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: we don't have as much specific work on our arm
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: and our shoulders. That's what he said. As a mixed
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: martial artist trying to become a boxer, he said, the
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: struggle is the endurance, the muscular endurance, and being able
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: to do it for such a long period of time. Okay,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: so take note Connor McGregor and then former heavyweight boxing
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: champ Lennox Lewis said, I don't really take this as
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: a serious fight. He told the BBC in a recent
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: interview that no other boxers from forty nine fights have
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: figured out how to beat Mayweather. Boy. That's what he's saying.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: He says, Now a UFC fighter that doesn't even have
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: a boxing career is trying to beat him at boxing.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: I think it's a farce to a certain degree, That's
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: what Lennox Lewis said. Well, there you go, it's not
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: a farce. This kid this guy is really really thinking
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: he can whoot Maywe Now he gonna gona he gonna
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: get his whole a handed tour whole. Hey, he donna
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: get a whole air handed to it. I'm talking about
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen, get a whole I'm talking about, man,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: But it's gonna be. It's gonna be. Seriously, man, if
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Mayweather do what he's supposed to do, if he didn't
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: take just enough serious, just enough for that to just
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: shut his mouth with the negativity, he's been secured because
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: the dude, the dude really think he cold. He's an
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: arrogant dude, man, I mean, he really thinks he's cold.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: But he has three defeats. Oh, he's just never been
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: knocked down or knocked out, but he's been submitted. You know,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: he lost, he can lose. I was wondering, even in
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: his own sport to box though. It's a science to boxing, yes,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: and there's nobody better add it than Maywhether living right now,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: this dude, this little stuff, when he just show you
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: off of his body. See you're only punching when you
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: fight Mayweather, and he give you that shoulder, you really
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing hit. But top of his head. I'm
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: telling you, man, this dude is a superior technician. I
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: just want him man to whip this boy for talking.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I want him to do. Same thing, but
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: I want I wanted to go six rounds. That's what
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: you want see. First of all, this guy has no
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: idea what it's like to have to guard against punches, faint,
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: move out the way, and get hit for twelve rounds.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Three minutes per round, that's what he's talking about. The endurance,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: you know, the most he's ever fault, it's twenty five minutes.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: That's the most. Now grappling its strenuous, but at one
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: point in time you just on the ground hugging. Yeah,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: that ain't happening anything, and you gotta stand up the
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: entire time. It's fight gonna be like time I thought
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: I could whoop my father. Man, Please, what me and
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: my daddy had to fight? Yeah, that we're gonna look
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: like when I thought I could win. Boy, my daddy
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: gave me the well you know I'm trying to You know,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: I got caught up. You're smelling yourself. YEA wooed me
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: so I didn't get one in. I fought, didn't talk
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: to me? Did he brad to his friends? By how
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: he whoop me? There? You go right there, get we
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: partner's names. We'll be back. You're listening, all right? Uh?
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Bruno Mars and Chance the Rapper are going to do
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: a collaboration collabo. They're going to collab and you can
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: thank Twitter for the next best thing to happen in music,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: we should say. Bruno Mars was tweeting and decided to
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: do a Q and A with his fans. You the hashtag,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: asked the Dragon. Some asked the basic questions like what
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: artists is he currently listening to and what's his favorite
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: comedy movie? Blah blah blah. But when he was asked
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: who he'd like to collaborate with, Bruno said at Chance
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: the Rapper. So Chance the Rapper saw this and replied, wait,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: wtf I just retweeted a gem off your page only
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: to find out you're rocking with the kid. Let's make
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: it happen. I already got coreyography ideas and there it is,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: so you know, he got yeah, you know, you know
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: so anyway, so they'll they'll do something together. Chance the
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Rapper and Bruno Mars Twitter yeah on Twitter and try
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: to do a collabo with who steam anybody that want me? You?
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: And all I want to do is just in a
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: couple of songs. Oh all right, let's see who could
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: you do it with him? And Anthony Hamilton? Oh? Ask people?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: Is that old old sound odd? Too old? Too old?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: So you and Charlie Wilson, No, huh you and Uncle Charlie.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: I can't get Charlie won't let me on the back
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: of it here, Yeah, Charlie could let me on the
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: back of he like n or the weekend? What about
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: somebody like? Well, well, since we're talking Bruno markin ye show,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: somebody needs an end though, I just want to end
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: one since we're talking about Bruno Mars though, what about Bruno? Yeah, okay,
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: and one do one? Don't eat? I mean like, what
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: do you got? Well, you know, twenty four carrot magic,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: all of that, that's what that's what I like. Yeah,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: let's put playing from a cat. Let me see what
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: I can do with it. Yeah, Champagne, that's not that
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: it needs help. The phone, I don't at all. I
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: gotta d on baby girl. Shoot y'all ass and righting,
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: so Ghana gets a cabbin top of me turn around
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  Speaker 1: and drop the trouble, drop and found it beats in
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  Speaker 1: my hand. We go with no jammers the line, I
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: got a beach house in my hand. Wake up with
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: no damn jammers, naked in the canna put some on
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: anything you want, just to put shoot this shot this,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: come on, shoot right, don't go. Oh that's what I like? Oh,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: show you what I like? Put it right there, give
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: for you so damn. Oh that was Big Daddy Live. Yeah,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: that's all I need right there. Bruno tweet that. Yeah,
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to be in the middle of
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: the song because I like it too much. You'll wait
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: till the very end, come in and then let me
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: come on that that what I like it. Hell, we're
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be in Miami. Ain't nobody got no Jamie. All right,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: we'll be back to clothes. Out of the show. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Morning show. You get four hundred and eleven point
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  Speaker 1: seven million, minus taxes if you opt for a cash
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  Speaker 1: pay out eleven. Yeah, that's a lot of money, gobs.
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  Speaker 1: Let's share it with y'all. I ain't give y'all. That's
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: very nice. Did you give it? Yeah? How much would
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: you give it? Him? My mom has to be different.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: He said ten a piece. That means you like you
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: don't You don't want some money. You already got generous
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: there you got you. Okay, Tommy, he don't want some money.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: He already gott trust me, if you get four hundred million,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: I really don't expect a hundred I remember when your
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: fee used to be twenty million. Remember that. Remember that
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: was his that was his Outno do you expect from Tommy? Then?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: I don't expect nothing. But how much Steve said out
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: of the for eleven Yeah, ten million is not enough.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: There's plenty. He's gonna give us ten million. How much
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: you think you should get? Not that much more than y'all,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: but okay something the differentiators so like uncle, Yeah, well
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: you get me with the right prop guy in Hollywood.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: There can help me get shot in the family room.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: All I need right there, blood packed on my body.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: Way they just explode. Yeah, they do it in the
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: movies all the time, the movie all the time. All
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: I just want to do a die in front of him.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: I want them to know my ass is gone. That's
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: why you're not gonna win. Okay, if I help you
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: do that, I need ten percent, ten percent of the
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: four eleven. I want to fake it down. That's party
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: won Meal. I'll be good. Yeah, that's ten percent. That's
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: an agency fee. That's it. I'm good with that, Shelly.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: What would you do with four hundred eleven millions? Oh?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know? By a house? Of course? How much
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: would you spend on the house you got for eleven?
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: What would be your number four house? Twenty five million?
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: That's a nice Yeah, twenty five million, that's enough. Yeah?
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: Is that a big house in California? Here? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: even a galley? Yeah, twenty five meal, get your nice, Yeah,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: twenty five million, get your right. Now, I'll tell you
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: where you can't go with that twenty five million. But
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: you can go a whole lot of other places and
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: get way of Just don't worry about that. Just don't
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: go up there with your twenty five million. That'll about
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: you a lot. What else we do? I have enough
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: for a private jet? Hell? Yeah, okay, I'll buy a
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: private jet? What kind of what size? Yet? Now? Whole time? Um,
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: the smallest is the G four? I think I learned
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: from you. Hell no, it ain't just what Well, okay,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: I don't want the smallest Conda makes a new jet. Yeah,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: I don't want the smallest one. I want like a
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: mid to size one size for you, I would say,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: like if you got four, a Hawker would be nice. Okay,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: Hawker would be nice. It's seats eight, okay, okay a Hawker.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: If you don't want to get it new, you want
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: to buy you But I could buy new with four
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: eleven could not. Yeah, yeah, you could buy it new.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: But you're gonna be out about twenty that's okay, twenty meal.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: That's all right. I got four. Yeah, the main glad
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: I got my head a plane that's the size of
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: a Southwest regular plane seven thirty seven. Yeah. That that
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: you can put rooms in like Trump. That's what. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: you're gonna pay about that must be around your hand. United,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: but you get a cold plane for ten minutes. All
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: their plane to be old United their Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: they got a new fleet. Well they got a new
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: fleet where that old thing. Yeah, I was just in
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: Chicago last week. That plane was when that was the
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: one the right brothers from. Yeah, well that's the plane
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: they had the tab when they pulled a little Chinese dude,
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: ye and he tore all the damn seats out. Yeah
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: that plane right there, the doctor man yeah yeah, then
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: ran back on the plane, hid behind the curtain. See
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: you back head. I think nobody gonna tell on you. Hey, dude,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: you can't gonna have behind this curtain busy ain't no
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: little boy. And if you come again, whip your heads
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: any movies. Nothing. So four hundred eleven millions just the
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: way I do it. I take three hundred millions right
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: off the top and put it into the right deals,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: business deals from me. Yeah, give it to a company.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: I would sell probably three portions of it off to
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: three different companies. Put it in there so it becomes
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: cash to the company. And when I take it out
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: as dividends, I get that the tax reductive. Well, I
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: don't have to pay taxes on it as it make money.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna live on the interest. So let's just
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: say you get somewhere and you can get three hundred million,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: you can get ten percent. Three hundred million at ten percent,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: it's three thirty million dollars a year. Interest can Well
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm living on, and lead that over that.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: It's from me and Marge. You're gonna just bail out
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: one day, the three hundred million when we just bail out.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get the temper cent interest, and we're gonna
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: live on the thirty million until I figure out where
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go. Where y'all ain't gonna find, so we
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: gonna So you tell my faking you're death too. No,
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm lying. I'm not my ass out of
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: here with this family. Yeah, I'm happy with him when
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: he leaves, but I don't want the kids, you know,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: come and see me all the time and all that
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: feel on how you want to feel so different, feel
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: the kind of way though. Then I'm gonna take that
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: hundred eleven millions and Steve Harvey f in the show,
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: y'all so you can and watch the show. Well, you
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: got everything, you got everything to watch this hill? You
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: think I got everything now? Or you ain't you fit
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: to see something go down. I'm gonna be ugly man.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. We'll see my plane. Yeah,
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: when you get on it, you tear up, take us home.
• 1:40:02
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• 1:40:04
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