8:45 Idiotology February 9, 2026: 'Lawngerie"?
Ohio police called after woman splashes lasagna on husband: "He was being a butthole', Headline of the Week contender #1: Wisconsin man comitted murder, finished doing his taxes and then turned himself in, Natty Light is releasing lawn mower "Lawngerie" for Valentine's Day
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