5:35 Idiotology February 27, 2026: Fossilized Butthole
Headline of the Week contender #5: The oldest butthole ever found is a 290-million-year-old fossil, Pittsburgharea Denny's worker facing charges after exposing himself to group of female customers...and it's not the first time, 'Boner Bears' chocolate syrup containing undeclared Viagra ingredient recalled
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