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New Years Eve, Sensitive Crew, Nobody Is Looking, Fearful Spouse and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like the milling bus bus things and it's
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  Speaker 1: not true. Good Steve to mother, start joy. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: use that turn running arm. You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out, turning, got to turn them out to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Come come on your baby,
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will A good morning everybody. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on now, dig me want
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got what radio show man? What
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  Speaker 1: you're doing with it? Trying to do the very very
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  Speaker 1: best I can with it? I really am. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I get tired sometimes on my journey. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: kid you. UM. Trying to make something about yourself is
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  Speaker 1: a task. UM. If you want to attempt to do
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  Speaker 1: something and and and understand going in that that. If
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  Speaker 1: the thing you're trying to do is to improve yourself,
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  Speaker 1: to better your position, to better your relationship, your family, anything,
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to be a better you. You're trying to
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  Speaker 1: make more money, you're trying to get it together, you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to change if any of those things are in
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  Speaker 1: your hopes and dreams. Know this right here, you are
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  Speaker 1: about to face some challenges. But you might as well
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  Speaker 1: go ahead anyway and face those challenges, because if you don't,
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  Speaker 1: you have a whole other set of challenges to face.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's a it's a it's an amazing thing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: How people sit around and they watch other people strike
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  Speaker 1: out to become successful. They sit in the stands watching
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  Speaker 1: these people play out these games, and they and they,
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  Speaker 1: and they criticize, They boo, they laugh at their efforts
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  Speaker 1: and everything, and they talk about the fairies. He missed
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  Speaker 1: that game when it shot. Boy, he sucked. Man, he
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  Speaker 1: did this. He ain't worth that. I hear people who
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  Speaker 1: sit and stands who criticize people who are out there
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  Speaker 1: on the playing field. Now, when you're on the playing field,
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  Speaker 1: you have a set of challenges in front of you.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be open to criticism. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: be open to ridicule. You're going to be talked about
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  Speaker 1: when you don't know the people who are talking about you.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the upside to being the player on the
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  Speaker 1: field that's facing all the challenges, to criticisms, the laughing,
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  Speaker 1: the joke, to being talked about he has something going
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  Speaker 1: for him. This person, boy, woman, child, girl, man has
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity to win. They have an opportunity to win.
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  Speaker 1: And then the game of life. Just because you lose
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  Speaker 1: one of the games, or you lose one of the matches,
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  Speaker 1: it don't mean you've lost. You don't get put out.
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  Speaker 1: You keep playing. When you're playing, here's the upside. You
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  Speaker 1: have the opportunity to win. And but guess what, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna win some of the matches. You're gonna win some
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  Speaker 1: of the points. You're gonna make some of the dunks.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna hit some of them over the wall. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hit some of them out the park. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: score some goals. You will if you're playing the game.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the problem with the people who don't face criticism,
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  Speaker 1: who nobody boos or cheers for, who sits in the
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  Speaker 1: stands and knows neither victory nor defeat. Those people, without
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  Speaker 1: realizing it, are facing a set of challenges also. And
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  Speaker 1: the challenges they're facing is how I'm gonna live with myself?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do? Now? What direction am I going in?
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  Speaker 1: Where am I gonna live? Wonder what job will hire me?
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  Speaker 1: Wonder if I can get paid for criticizing all woe
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  Speaker 1: is me. I can't find the purpose in my life.
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  Speaker 1: And man, I'm just waking up in a state of confusion.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Now, let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you something which one of them said, of challenges you
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  Speaker 1: rather be faced with. Because if I'm on the flow playing,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm on the field playing, if I'm out on
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  Speaker 1: the court playing, then guess what I got a chance
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  Speaker 1: at winning? But guess what I'm doing every day while
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  Speaker 1: I'm playing. I'm strategizing. I'm waking up with a purpose.
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  Speaker 1: I'm waking up trying to come up with another angle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in pursuit of a goal every single day. Versus
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  Speaker 1: the people in the stands who know neither victory nor defeat.
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  Speaker 1: Get in the game. Face the challenges. Better yourself, better
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  Speaker 1: your wife, better your children, better your condition, better your
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  Speaker 1: employment status, better your job, better your career. Take a shot.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, what you're waiting on? Because the alternative
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  Speaker 1: is to watch other people play the game? You know?
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  Speaker 1: And I just do Sometimes Sometimes I just I get
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  Speaker 1: Forbes magazine or Money magazine, or sometimes I still grab
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  Speaker 1: a copy of rob Report. I just flipped through it
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  Speaker 1: just to see. I used to get these this book
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  Speaker 1: called Unique Homes. Unique Homes is a magazine that just
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  Speaker 1: has a lot of extravagant houses that's on sale across
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  Speaker 1: the country, across the world. I used to flip through. Man,
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  Speaker 1: let me just see, man, what the people that's playing
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  Speaker 1: the game out there doing. Stop watching other people become
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  Speaker 1: successful when you could very easily be you if you
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  Speaker 1: make the decision. But when you make the decision to
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  Speaker 1: become successful, get ready for a series of challenges. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's more difficult not to accept the challenge. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's for me. This is just for me. It
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  Speaker 1: may not be the case for you. For me, I
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  Speaker 1: think it's far more difficult to wake up and just
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  Speaker 1: see how life gonna go today, because man, it could
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  Speaker 1: just deal you any kind of hand today. You understand,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like, you know, spades. Let's let's talk a
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  Speaker 1: card game, folks, the game of spades. Really, man, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't a whole lot you can do if you don't
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  Speaker 1: get no spades. Really, it's a little couple of little
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  Speaker 1: strategies you're gonna do. But you can have all this
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  Speaker 1: age keen Queen Diamond, all you want. But man, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no spades. They're cutting them. You're in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Be it whist different game. You can create what's in
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  Speaker 1: your hand. You got dealt a hand too, But you
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  Speaker 1: can create a hand. You can call a trump. You
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  Speaker 1: can make diamonds your spades. You can make it hard
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  Speaker 1: to clubs your spades. That's what I'm saying. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it is. You can do something with it. It's a
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  Speaker 1: different game, man. You can strategize. I would rather have
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  Speaker 1: a say so in my life than to wake up
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  Speaker 1: every day and just see how it's going. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's more difficult to not accept the challenge to be
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  Speaker 1: something than it is to accept the challenge to be something.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's more difficult to sit around and not
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  Speaker 1: be nothing. I think it's harder to watch everybody's life
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  Speaker 1: going somewhere but mine. I think it would be very
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  Speaker 1: difficult for me to sit here and hear them talking
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  Speaker 1: about other people and never mention my name. I would
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  Speaker 1: be difficult for me to see everybody rise and getting
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  Speaker 1: promotions accept me. That would be difficult for me. It
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  Speaker 1: may not be for you, but for me it would
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  Speaker 1: be quite challenging. I would rather accept the challenge of
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  Speaker 1: making something out of my life than to sit there
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  Speaker 1: and criticize those and then watch and see how my
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  Speaker 1: life just may go. Okay, just a thought. Today you're listening, ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Uh I. Normally I would say ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  Speaker 1: and girls, but not today. Ladies. Welcome to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Fellas we own. Boys and girls, go
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  Speaker 1: to your wound. Definitely, this boss to get ignority today
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  Speaker 1: is about to be one of them. Oh the day
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  Speaker 1: are you gonna embarrass me? Steve? You know what, Sherley,
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  Speaker 1: I think I am today. Today is gonna be the
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  Speaker 1: day that I dedicate almost everything I say to embarrassing Sherley.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do ask the CEO today, okay, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: also ask motivational questions from the crew. That's the only
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  Speaker 1: time I try to be serious, okay. But other than that, though,
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  Speaker 1: let it rain, I'm gonna be embarrassing today. As much
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  Speaker 1: as Tommy is stupid, I ain't, Man, that's a high.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the degree I quit today. Man, it
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  Speaker 1: might yeah, I don't know. We can take all that
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  Speaker 1: in the emergency room. They call it cold ran. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go there. Let's go. I will be answering any questions today,
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  Speaker 1: any questions at all. Okay, we are going to hell.
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  Speaker 1: You can ask me a serious question. You can ask
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  Speaker 1: me an opinional, opinionated question. All things are open and
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  Speaker 1: fair game today. All right, stupid, too cool, let's go, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: All your questions is most us okay? Okay, and I
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  Speaker 1: and I embraced that. That's the problem. All right, y'all
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  Speaker 1: want to start it? Y'all scared? What's happening? We jumping
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  Speaker 1: it off off the time? Yeah, I didn't do it
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  Speaker 1: right here, so well you know you you know it
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  Speaker 1: ain't no time like right now? You know, Okay, when
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  Speaker 1: I start off the it's Timmy for show ugly then
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  Speaker 1: they just start damn show how it really ain't even
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why he fights it because he ugly
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  Speaker 1: for real this all week though, No, but it's coming.
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  Speaker 1: That's not gonna be ugly all week. Tommy, You're not ugly?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you say talking? She always trying to take up
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  Speaker 1: self right right, Jilly? Don't thank you Sean either. Well
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  Speaker 1: that's a little false. Well now, Steve, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: I can speak for myself here. Well, he ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to be really funny looking. It's still at the same spot. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll go with funny looking strange. Okay, Tommy, let's take
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  Speaker 1: ugly off the table. Matter. He's married. He's having strange
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  Speaker 1: looking but they ain't got nothing to do. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of strange looking people married. Well, he had to find
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  Speaker 1: someone to marry him, his wife. It's what he needs
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  Speaker 1: to be grateful for right there. That's why he needs
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  Speaker 1: to be I need to be praising him for that.
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  Speaker 1: Especially that girl you wouldn't got. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: she was thinking. Surely she could have done better. Are
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  Speaker 1: you crushing man? Yeah? That's hill. Yeah, Steve, I told
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  Speaker 1: you about crushing people. What I tell y'all was gonna
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  Speaker 1: be to day show. Come on, I tell y'all was
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  Speaker 1: going to embarrass you to ye. Yeah, and you're doing
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  Speaker 1: get started at the gate. Yeah, we'll be back with
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  Speaker 1: moti Is. Steve, tell me that when we come back,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that I take come on here and
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  Speaker 1: ask me you're listening show. Well, now, anyone in a
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  Speaker 1: relationship knows that no matter how much you love someone,
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  Speaker 1: you know, kissy, kissy, smoochie, all of that, how much
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  Speaker 1: you love them, there are things about them that get
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  Speaker 1: on your nerves. Okay, I redded Pole asked, what's the
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  Speaker 1: one thing you wish you could say to your spouse
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  Speaker 1: or your mate but you cannot bring yourself to say
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  Speaker 1: it because you know it's gonna cost World War three?
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  Speaker 1: Up in there some head, you know, like little bitty
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  Speaker 1: gripes like we can just go with that. I've got
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  Speaker 1: all right. Oh why don't you shut up? Oh? Uh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me, that's not me. Let me just let me.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask this question before you jump the gun.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Harvey, you say it what you want to say,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't say because you skate it to your
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  Speaker 1: spouse or your mate or your significant other? Did you
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  Speaker 1: miss your part? Is there something you want to say
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  Speaker 1: to your wife your significant other but you're too scared
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  Speaker 1: to say? I'll say it one more time. Why is
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  Speaker 1: my answer not sufficient? It's not that it's not sufficient.
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  Speaker 1: You got a lot of aggression on you. Yes, are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? R don't act like y'all see what killed me?
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  Speaker 1: Not not now here? The two foods. All of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: it's concerned that I totally agree with you. This is
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  Speaker 1: the time I definitely agree with you. Say what this
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  Speaker 1: is about? Every man wants to say that, and that's
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  Speaker 1: what I say. For the say do you wait? So
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  Speaker 1: what do you as the only wife here? Do you
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  Speaker 1: guys think that Nesta wants to say that to me
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  Speaker 1: with everything in him? You know what you want to say? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: When the hell you gonna cook something round here that
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna kill me? No? Surely what he has thought that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he thought that. Really? Okay, then, believe it or not,
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  Speaker 1: there are times in a relationship, and I've been in
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  Speaker 1: a line when a man really don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: what you got to say at all, at all at all. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now I understand, I get that, okay, But to say
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  Speaker 1: it like you said, it's what you say? No you say,
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  Speaker 1: I said, it is something you want to say to
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  Speaker 1: your wife? What you to your wife? Or spout? But
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  Speaker 1: you can't be cause you're skating right you just this
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  Speaker 1: is what my husband is thinking all the time. Not
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  Speaker 1: all the time, Shelly, We thought that when y'all be right,
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  Speaker 1: there's something I want to say. No, come on, are
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  Speaker 1: we ever gonna do it? When I want to do? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: You the one pick and choose all the damn time. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: that's yeah. Wow, you guys really have stuff on your
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  Speaker 1: You said what I want, yes, but you're afraid to
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  Speaker 1: say it. I didn't think you would say that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got one, every man. I want to say what
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  Speaker 1: you think you can cook that meal? But you cannot.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't never got it right? The hatred that I
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  Speaker 1: have built right now for you guys, I think we
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  Speaker 1: have not said it all right, come on, see you
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  Speaker 1: have more dang something you want to say to your wife,
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  Speaker 1: a significant other that that that you're too scared to say. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: just like your mom? God, I got one? Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy first, just because you have any damn hot flashes
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  Speaker 1: don't mean I don't have it. Okay, m M, I
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  Speaker 1: got one. I can Yes, that dress makes your butt
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  Speaker 1: look bid? Okay, yes, No, I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: that I got one? What what? Hell? No? Like what
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  Speaker 1: you got on? But we gotta get out of here
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  Speaker 1: because we laid already. She's only changed baby. You like this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come on? Yeah? We God, oh you you
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  Speaker 1: nailed it. That's it. Right now we're saying, we're saying
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  Speaker 1: what we want to see this. How scared you are?
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to man. Okay, let me make some hear here.
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  Speaker 1: The girl I had for we got married, knew how
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  Speaker 1: to cook some damn going about Tom Man. You can't
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  Speaker 1: say that now, but you can say what you see.
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  Speaker 1: It's all the same, Harold, sh I'm fool I got one.
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  Speaker 1: Wait till I've seen that. So okay, I got one.
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  Speaker 1: Every man is wonder stand you ask me if she's fine,
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  Speaker 1: and now my answer, yes, she is fine. Hell So
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  Speaker 1: this is what you guys are holding in. Okay, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Is there something you want to say to your wife
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  Speaker 1: or significant other that you're too afraid to say? Uh, steve,
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  Speaker 1: anything else to get off your dress? What? I guess
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  Speaker 1: you got one right quick time. I don't love you
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  Speaker 1: like that. I don't don't I don't love you like
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  Speaker 1: that right right there. I don't love you like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just taking one. Yes, that's what. Yes? Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh I wish I never had met Hills. I got
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  Speaker 1: one to close it out of the zoo. I wish
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  Speaker 1: I had never met show. Go ahead, Jake, go ahead. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you just do that too hard. Okay, that's all
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  Speaker 1: I'm say. Yes, come on, this has to be like
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  Speaker 1: like that movie. That's that's out with Teraji p Henson.
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  Speaker 1: What men want? You know she could read their thoughts. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank god every woman read her husband's thoughts. I hate
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  Speaker 1: all of you. I really do. Right now, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I really do you know? All right? Coming up next
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  Speaker 1: it is the nephew would run that prank back. I
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  Speaker 1: hate all of you. See Tommy and Jake today right
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  Speaker 1: now you're listening, all right, so it's time for run
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  Speaker 1: that brank back, nephew. Uh huh. This goes back to
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  Speaker 1: all the cheer Mama's chiller mom. That's called ah you
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  Speaker 1: Mama's out there screaming on Saturday. People stand you too much.
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  Speaker 1: We just want to watch them. Know we can cheer
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  Speaker 1: for our babies. I know it's your baby. You can
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  Speaker 1: call it cheer here it is chier Mom's hello, hello, hello, hello, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can you hear me? I'm trying to reach sorry Angela,
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  Speaker 1: just a second, let me count it down. Okay, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: who are you trying to reach? I'm trying to reach Angela?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they see Hi Andrew. This is Chip Chip.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the new camp director for the cheerleading camp for
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  Speaker 1: the summer. Oh hi, Chip, what can I do for you?
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to give you a courtesy call. Your daughter.
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  Speaker 1: You've got her signed up for four weeks with the camp, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but Joe, Yeah, this is your guys third year being
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  Speaker 1: a part of the camp, yep, and she's really excited.
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  Speaker 1: She loved coming to the camp and we think it's
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  Speaker 1: a great thing for how to be involved in. What's that? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: You guys just finished the whole cheerleading season two? Am I? Right?
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  Speaker 1: In the competition season? Yes, it's coming off of that,
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  Speaker 1: right right, Okay, Well, we're getting ready for the summer
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  Speaker 1: and everybody's excited about coming out and being a part
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  Speaker 1: of what's going on. So here's what I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: give you a little bit. Like I said, I'm the
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  Speaker 1: new camp director. I was just starting at this job.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I got a few notes that that we're giving to
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  Speaker 1: me about about, so I wanted to give you a
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  Speaker 1: call and see if I could talk to you about it.
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  Speaker 1: A few notes giving to you about Yeah, just a
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  Speaker 1: couple of notes. I don't think it's anything that we
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  Speaker 1: can make sure it's okay. What kind of note? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's been brought from my team and that some of
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  Speaker 1: the parents whose daughters are out there as well, there's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be there this summer, A little concerned about her
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  Speaker 1: being on top of the pyramid, that she's uh is
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  Speaker 1: getting a little heavy, should she uh wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait ho ho you
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  Speaker 1: calling me about some some other parents and said about
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: how big my child is or how much my child ways?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: That work? What I wanted to let you know, we're
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: gonna put as a base. Oh no, you ain't gonna
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: put no base. I don't alat to pay my money.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: And what you say? Your name is Chip? And um,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: how long have you been the director? Because I was
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: just up there two weeks ago and they told me
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: that she was gonna be the same position that she
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: was last year because that is what worked. That's the
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: formation that worked. So I don't even know what the
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: world Supposedly that some of the girls are complaining that
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: she's too heavy to hold up. So that's what seems
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: to be the problem in there. They're not getting a
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: strong enough tier men. And now wait a minute, wait,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, I know, well she ain't the biggest one.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I felt have you been myself? My child is not
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: the biggest child out there when it because I would
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: see you have not seen these chimleyers and if some
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: baby so moost I felt. Okay, hang on, Angela, I
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: want you to calm down a bit. No aint, nobody
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: gonna calm down because I'd not already paid my money.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: And it is that I'll be talking about what parents.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: What Harrison said? Something? Is it? Uh? Is it Carrie Man?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not gonna state who it is, but
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: let's just say it was several Harris has got something
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to say about my child and her position on the
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: chileadings schuad. Because if you ain't saying the funk up
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: no names, then I'm gonna listen what you're calling me about.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing. When she get out fell
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't pay my money, she bet not be on
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: no base. She better be in the hour. I guarantee
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: you that. Right. Nah, I've been hanging with the Seilers
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: and nobody said nothing to me about and her weight
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: and all that. Okay, Angela, can you hear me? I
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: just wanted you to hear me. Clearly, I haven't seen
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: these young ladies yet. Once I see them, I will
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: critique what I think. You don't even need to be
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: calling me because you ain't even seen nothing, so you
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: calling me with something. He says, she's from some other
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: parents that's been skinny and grinned in my face, and
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: they now wanted you and nothing to me. They don't
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: been in my house. We didn't have parties over here
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: with the competition every weekend, every other day, and they
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: shouldn't say nothing to me about my baby. I tell
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: you what, why don't you call your girls on the
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: three way? Mister Chip? If you can't call him on
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the three I got them, I call him on the
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: three way. Okay, okay man. All I wanted to do
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: is make you aware of the possibility that she may
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: be a Thank you you have made me aware. And
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I guarantee you that if I bring my big yellow
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: up there and come to the practice, I guarantee you
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: she won't being a face. How much you want to
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: bet on that, mister Chip, Look, you're gonna quit holler
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: and me and I told you I would try to
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: take a look at these girls. But I tell you
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: what your thought is gonna be a face or she's
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: gonna be a back support, whichever I decide. She's started
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: to do. Who enough? Do you think you're only that
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: mister chill, No, that's not it's gonna go down as
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact. As matter fact, miss chief, are
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you at the registration table to day? I'm here now
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: while people are registering your Sorry, let me turn this around.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm on my way up there.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Why don't you and the parents that's been complaining, Why
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: don't all y'all come to the table and we're gonna
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: have come to Jesus meeting about Well, it's gonna be
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: but this coming up season, because I'm not going to
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: tolerate this. I've been told you, i'ven't paid my money
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: and this high is going down? Game? Wait, what what
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: is it that your weather? Game? Way or night? What
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: does they have to do with her chip meeting? Doude?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: You agree that probably bigger than most of the girls
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: on the team, not biger than most of the girls
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: on the team. Uh Momi. Daughter's visited and she wasn't
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: no base. Last ship they hiked up up on. You
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: gonna get up too. We all just gonna be big
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: impromped up in the air. I haven't turned around and
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you the traction table, So let's
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: be with it. I'll be waiting before you get here.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: There's something else I need to tell you. You ain't
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: gonna tell me something. All you gotta do is to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: have you and the parents around that table when I
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: get there, because I'm on my way up there right now.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Then y'all can say all y'all gotta say in my face. Well,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: before you get it. I just want to let you know, man,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: what this is? Nephew timing from the sea. Who this
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: is on this phone? Wait? Wait, wait, waving hollo ho?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: What did you just say? This is a nephew timing
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'll be good. Oh lord, Rochelle,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: there's another parent named Rochelle. She thought for y'all are
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: good friends out there? Oh? She got Oh so she
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: want to break out? Huh? All right, we're gonna see
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the season start my start of uniform. She'tna be able
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: to perform a fact we looking for hers? How about
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I want to break out me? Oh man, hey, let
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: me ask, baby, what is the fat? I mean, the
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the leg out, the hardest show.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Who is this right here? Hold on? Who is this
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: right here? Let me ask? She's up? I mean that's
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: the sexy nephew. No, that's Thomas. That's not a few,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: that's Thomas smiles dot com cheeks tight. He pulled his
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: face back, looked like he got a face left bad.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. All right, more of this crazy
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we are
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: this sensitive crew that we are, crew that we are.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: We're all admit to something. What Okay, I am the
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: one on the show that likes to keep the most
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: mess oh by, I want to volunteer for that because
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: for me it's exciting. Like if I see any two
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: of y'all about to go at it, I show you do.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Oh you are the head. Can let me ask you
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: a question, Steve? Is that healthy? Do you think that's
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: a healthy onely? Do? I do? I do? Th best
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: way for us to operate as a company successfully is
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: to get it all out. I love when the the
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: the argument or whatever the disagreement has died down and
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: then keeping it walked away, thought of something, come back
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: and get it started all over again. You don't throw
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: a bomb or ain't no doubt, thank you and That's
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: what I'm here for, guys, to make sure that we
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: have healthy, healthy relationship. You know, nobody's harboring any sentiments
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: and ill wheel towards one another because we get it
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: all out. You want to get it for exams? Right now,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: come on, let's get I'm thinking between Junior and and Jay.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I think the two of them being the sikest people
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: on I think the fact that they go at one
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: another so remitiously, I think that's actually healthy. It makes
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: me feel better knowing he growing that. Junior. Y'all, y'all
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: stop name now, Junior, what if you had to speak
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: at his funeral after that? What would you say? First
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: of all, I go kick the casket over see you're
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: not gonna be sa Wait a minute, hey, he has
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: not been a supporter. It is true, Jay, It is
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: absolutely true. He was gonna have the sticker sell walk right,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: and remember that they had noticed they had the flood.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: All I said is well, he said, well it's raining,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: we can't have the walk. I said, why can't you
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: have to swim? And so he got really upset about that. Yeah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: you know, but here's my thing. If I do die,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I have left instructions that my funeral be cold as
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's gonna be in an ice box. So
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: he dumb it. Wow, guy, but this is all day,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: This is all all day love. The Jay will hit
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: you with a mic standing intesting improvement. I have heard
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: that he will hit you. I was with he met
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Memphis when he did some things happen laugh a lot, allegedly,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: j allegedly, there's no film on that. We're all very
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: very sensitive, very sensive. Now you want to know who
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: throw the most punches at Tommy thought, oh you're looking
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: at really throws and Steve just takes the alley hoop
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: and dumb you throwing the holly hoop And I don't
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: go and get it now that right there would be
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Now I'm now I'm a pop power forward now because
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I just love seeing him snap off. I just pushing
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: his button. Why but he's gotten so much better but
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a lot. Because he's gotten better, that means I have
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: to go harder. And I think, you know, he's finally
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: reached the point where he's really doing what he wants to.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: So he's happy. And now you know what, you know what,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Joe Jr. He really is. He's in a much better place.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: And he's to it. This is the happiest he's and
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: he's not home much. That is the main that was
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: gonna say. And he's been in a lot of movies
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: home much. That's the side she just did. Come on,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: he's been in so many movies. Let's talk about that.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: It's secure. That was That was his unliography, the story
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: of his life. That's too. What was like doctor Yes, Hearts?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: He was in Media Boo, the first one. Yeah, he
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: was in Think Like a Man. I think he said
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: that was? What about that karate movie? He was in
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: that weak low ass kicks. There was some hot kicks.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Kick the all you was doing was kicking me and
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: my stomach. Oh my god, I forgot about him. No
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: we haven't. But he is much happier now. And guess
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: guess who started that? Folks. Surely, surely, surely you started.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I started about the movie. Yeah, yes, you did. I
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: own it. So you started, Then you back out and
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: just do last because because if I started, you were
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: sure to finish it. That's what I appreciate about you, though, Shirley,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: is you laugh it's about my friend. You're laughing at
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: your free laughing. Yeah, Oh god, Ellie but you do
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: sound happier, man, much happier. Yes, sir, thank you, thank you.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I'm in the man. All right, more of this crazy
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: listening to stew all right, So Steve, you hear Jay,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: he's back, but today he's also here to tell us. Steve,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I think the whole room is going to be shocked
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: by this and everyone listening. Uh why he might need
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: a wife? What what jayld listen to me, man, Yeah,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: don't mark us down nowhere. But my life is My
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: life is not together. Let me tell you why, Steve.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I looked at my kitchen drawer. I've got one damn
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: fork I have, Steve, I have three spoons. A wife
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: wouldn't let this happen. I have a butcher knife that's dull.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: All my cups are from Papa John's. I don't have
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: a My life is gone to hell. I don't have
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: a can opener. I have a wine opener with the
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: two arms. One arm is broken, Steve, I need help, Okay, Yeah,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I have some soft teams from six months ago that
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: is still softest bread I have get this now. I
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: have ketchup mustard and honey. But the end lid condiment packs.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: That's all I got. I might have to do this.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I have something in my refrigerator. I have no idea
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: what it is. I don't even know what that is.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: It's in there, been there for a while. I have
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: one pillar, it's flat. Two sheets. You need two sheets
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: that are niche matched, all right. I have one white,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: one blue, one red. I just have towels. I washed
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: in the shower and I just drw of with towels.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I have no face clothes, none at all. I have steve.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: I have no toilet paper. I have no wet wipe.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I have no dog. You need a wife, boy, Okay,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: you ain't got no wet white. You need no tis.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you already ain't got no facet? What wi yourself?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I do have you do? I have to You need
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: to burn all you need to do? You need to burn.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: You take all your towels on, all your all your body,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: anything that burning. I have a bunch of soaps, shampoos,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: and conditioners and mouthwash basketfuls got him from hotels. So
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: funny the way you need to wipe, Jake. It's time
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: to come on, Yeah, come on, come on, Jake, you
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: gotten that one? Damn fall? All right? Wow, Jake can't
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: can't wait for the wedding. All right, We'll be back
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steven Show. All right, guys, right
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: now with this hour's comedy segment is j Anthony Brown?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: What is this? Jake? Stuff he did with no one?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Stuff we all do when nobody's looking. Okay, we're a
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: whole different person when nobody's looking. This is stuff we do.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: All right. Here's one. You ever get the wrong man?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: You know it's the wrong man? Would you open it anyway? Yes? Wow?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Just where he worked at he makes this? Here? Yeah,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: it game to my house. I'm opening it right. You
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: ever look at somebody's phone so you can guess they
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: pass code? Anybody? Anybody? Oh here, Yeah, I ain't never
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: did that. No women, the women's are saying no, surely too,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I don't need to look at the phone. Don't know, y'all. Man,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, ain't gave it? Yeah, Timmy, I don't know. Oh,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: dog my kids, no man, Wow, y'all y'all are together.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I've never been that together. Dog My killers dad on thee.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah I don't know. Okay, yeah, everybody in my family know,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: my parents. Cool. Wow, there's something open. Wow. No, that's never.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: That's just with this marriage. You're so honest. That's just
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: that's what dismarriage. It's just a recent it's a remake
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: that second marriage right there. Let me tell you, if
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: you pick this phone up, man, it was like listening
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: to a tape on mission impossible. As soon as you
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: touch my phone just starts smoking. Okay, okay, that's the
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: thing we do with nobody's looking here. One is this
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: your own house? But you drank j straight out the bottom?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Hell oh yeah, yeah yeah, I just did that the
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: other day out the kids juice too. Yeah, y'all wrong
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: for this man drink after kids. I see if it's
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: the end, If it's the end of the container, that
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I can no, No, it was it was fresh. Yeah,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: just open it. I won't took me in. I took
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: a swallow. Hell I bought it, yeah, before a German factory. Okay,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: here's another stuff we doing. Nobody's looking. You ever go
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: to somebody's house and looking at medicine cabinet? Hell yeah
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: ye that Oh yeah, I quit dating the girl cause
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: of that yourself something. Well, if you got three bottles
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: and I can't pronounce man one of them out here,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: because obviously you have something that I ain't really because
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: if it don't say three bottles or something with long
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: names on it and I can't pronounce them, I got
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: to get out of here, Max Seiling, Who yeah at
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: at all? No one? She can't keep still y'all wrong
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: for if you look at that, yeah, and you see
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: or tube or anything I'm out here that ain't gonna
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: be and and the label ain't on it. Yeah, oh
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: they took it out. If I see, if I see
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: gulls in there, any end type of gaus wrapping gulls, yeah,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I got to go man. Oh yeah, okay, listen, might
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: be kind of weird, Okay, okay, what you just got
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: some good news? You go to the elevator in there
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: by yourself, the doors closed, You do a happy dance
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: by your damn self. Yeah, yeah, shouldn't do that working Okay,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: sure they did not, surely do. Just have a marvelous twork.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Tark's don't hurt anyone, all right, last, but not least
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: scratch yourself real good when ain't nobody looking. I mean
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: get up in there, I mean uphand I mean head back, Jake,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: and look over there as somebody been looking. All right.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Up next, it is a nephew with a break phone call.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening morning show coming up at
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: it's today's Strawberry letter. H subject, he's pulling out tracks
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: and giving me whiplash. But yeah, but the nephews here
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: with today's prying phone call. This right here is dumb
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: it down. No, dumb it down. Okay, what teen fifteen
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: years old? Dumb it down? You don't get to go
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: on springbreak. You gotta come on in. Wow, you can't
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: call people. But I think he I thought you knew. Hello. Hello,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Kisha, please speaking. Who is this
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: all right? Kusha? This is uh mister Roland Barn assistant
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: principal here at academy or your daughter. Aisha goes, yes,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Is everything? Okay? Everything is trying to
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: uh well, let me be honest, it's not fold right now.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I wanted to call and actually have a private conversation
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: with you about Aisha. Oh good, all right, tell me
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: what's going on? What's going on? Aisha? Well, as you know, um,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: spring break is gonna be coming up in March, you
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: do not, right, Yeah, I'm aware of that. He's looking. Yeah, well,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: we have a bit of an issue here. I have
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: done some research and I'm looking at all of the
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: kids and how they're going, how well they're doing when
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: the school works, and I used it doesn't seem to
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: be doing well as she should be, uh living up
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: to the expectations of the academy. And what we're gonna
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: have to do this spring break is I used to
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: will not be allowed to take a spring break with
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the rest of your kids. We're gonna need her to
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: come into school. And there's several kids that are not
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: going to be able to go on spring break, and
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I used to happen to be one of them. There's
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: at least forty to fifty kids that will be coming
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: to school that entire week that spring break is the
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: most of the kids are out on spring break. You
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: have to be mistaken. I mean, my daughter is a
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: straight age student. She is actually the only I used
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: at the academy, man, and I you know, I I've
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: looked at her her grades in the past. She's had
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: some great, so wonderful grades in the past. I don't
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: know what's taking place this semester um that she just
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: seems to have drop the ball. And what we want
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: to do is, you know, keep these kids focused. As
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: you know, you have to be accepted to be here
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: at this particular school, so you know, it leaves me
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: no no other outlet but to have her come in
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna buckle down and try to get them
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: back on track. So I wanted to personally give you
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: a call and let you know what's going long in
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I Easa here at the academy and we're We're just terrible.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: This is absolutely terrible. I mean we are here already
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: in January and I'm getting a call that my daughter
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: is not doing good. And now you're gonna tell me
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: that she can't go on a spring great trip in
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: March if she I mean, as far as I'm just
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: string my daughter straight, as straight as she's an amazing student,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: she does really hard work, she always afford to going
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: to school, and I get a call today that she
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: can't go in March, Well, I mean, you gotta be
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: kidding me. I'm you're saying going somewhere on trip. Are
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you are you scheduling I'm not going she's going on
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: a trip. I'm giving her full permission to go on
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: a trip. Okay, Well, unfortunately, I'm re question that she's
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: at school. So I don't know if your trip costs
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: you a lot of money or if you can get
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: a refund. But I'm calling you letting you know I
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: need her there on March eleventh in the classroom so
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: we can buckle down and try to get her back
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: on track. No, what I'm telling you, I pay for
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: the trip, and she's going on the trip. I'm sorry.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: And then I call because it's so late in the game.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, she's going on a trip. No, she's not
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: going on a trip. She's actually gonna be coming into
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: school and she'll be on March eleventh, from Monday to Friday. Now,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you're talking to. That's my child,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I'm telling her. But she's your child. But she's my student.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: And right now, all of my students are gonna be
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: that are that are not doing well in their in
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: their classes, are gonna be there during spring break and
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: they're gonna get their business together. What are you will
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: telling me like you're reprimanding me like I'm a child. Okay,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: she's gone. No, she's not going on a trip, and
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: you're telling me what you're trying to override my position,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: and that's what's not gonna happen. She has to be there.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: You might as well start looking for a refund because
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: she's not gonna not be there, so I didn't need
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: her there Monday through variety of spring break so we
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: can get her back on course. Listen, I don't you
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: think you're talking to I have the ultimate position over
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: even you. That's my daughter. That's my daughter. I get
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: to tell you you what I'm doing her. She's going
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: on that trip. You're out of here. Happens out not
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: sending my daughter on the trip. Sorry, not happening. I'm
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: telling you right now, she's not going on a trip
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: to is almost she's not. I'm gonna seek when I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: used to tomorrow and let her know where you're not good.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Tell my daughter, damn thing. I'm telling her she's not
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: going on a spring break trip. You know why because
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: of grades that I'm not up to bar. She needs
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: to be more concerned about her grade and not going
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: and hanging out. You're all of gagging around. Where are
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: you're sending her? No, it's not happening. I want all
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: of my students with passing grades. I'm a one hundred
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: assistant principal and all my kids pass well. Are you
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: trying to convince yourself that you're important? Is I'm thinking
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: me a break. He's like a baby. My daughter is
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: going on the trip and that finally hear me. Okay,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: you know what I'll speak when I used to tomorrow morning.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: No you're not, Yes, I will. Now, here's the deal.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I'll leave you this this Kisha. If I used to
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: does not show up Monday through for our deal spring break,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: then maybe you're gonna have to find out used to
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: another school. You're threatening me. Now you're threatening me. You're
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: threatening to kick my daughter out of school because of
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: the spring break. If your daughter's not here doing spring
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: break Monday through Friday, then she's get out of here again. Please,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I'd like to see you try that. Give me a break,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: scure s. I think this conversation is old. When my
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: next conversation will be with Aha, that's what she's going
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to spring break. She's staying in the school. If he
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: do something about it. I will have people picking it
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: outside your your school here talking about nonsense. My daughter
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: does great in school and she's going on a trip
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: and that's it. Who breach and stall Monday through Friday?
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Start spring break? You talking to? Who are you yelling
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: at like that? Are you mine? I swear the guy
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: about going that kick your what's wrong with you? You?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: You're out of control? God? What he's talking to? You
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: know what? You know what? You know what I told
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: me about you? Do you know what? Telling me? What
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: didn't he tell you? She told me to pluck phone
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: call to his nephew, telling me from the high pressure
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: over here. Oh my god, are you good girl? Yep?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Oh my god. I was really good to
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: go over there. You up. I can't believe this, my god. Okay,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something. Yeah, I mean the baddest
• 51:30
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• 51:33
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• 51:45
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• 51:52
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• 51:57
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• 52:24
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• 52:35
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• 52:37
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• 52:43
  Speaker 1: All right again, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. H subject, he's pulling out tracks and giving
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: me whiplash. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show. All right,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: it is time for the Strawberry Letter. Now, ladies and gentlemen,
• 52:58
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• 53:02
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• 53:16
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  Speaker 1: for you. The Strawberry letter subject. He's pulling out tracks
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: and giving me whiplash. Here's Stephen Shirley. I'm in a
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: new relationship and about two months ago we started our
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: sexual adventures. He is an amazing man in and out
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: of bed. I am twenty eight years old and he's
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: ten years older than I am. I love our relationship,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: but I have one major issue. He likes to pull
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: my hair. To be more specific, he likes to pull
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: my weave while we're being intimate. A couple of nights ago,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: he pulled my hair so hard that my scalp was
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: on fire the next day and I had whiplash for
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: the past two days. Or bring it, my darn neck hurts.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I will admit that when he's messed up my hair
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: or loosened up one of my tracks, he had no
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: problem paying for my next install. I'm not one of
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: those girls that is into rough love making and kinky
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: stuff in the bedroom, and I feel like hair pulling
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: may be just the beginning. He is amazing in bed,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: so I don't want him to stop what he's doing.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I just want him to be more gentle. How should
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I bring this up to him without offending him. I
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: don't want him to think I can't handle myself in
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: the bedroom, especially since I'm younger. I also don't want
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: sex to be boring for him. But he's hurting me,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: plain and simple. The hair pulling needs to stop immediately.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: How should I tell him? Please help? So many things
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: wrong in this letter, but the number one thing for me. Men,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: come on now, you know you cannot mess with the
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: black woman's hair and or out of bed. Okay, those
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: are the rules. I believe that is in the Bible.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: You know we spend countless in the salon. We spend
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: countless hours in the salon waiting a long, long, long
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: time for our turn in the chair. This is what
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: we go through. Okay, not to mention, we have to
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: go by the hair store. We have to haul all
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: these bundles back to the shop, sit patiently for the
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: install even sometimes take meds because the pain of the
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: braids underneath the weave are too tight. We lose our
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: edges dealing with these weaves. So listen for your man
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: to be pulling your hair. Sometimes your tracks out and
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: stuff that's a lot going on. Who cares if he
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: pays for the next installed, for your next deployment. We
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: don't care about that your scalp, your head is on fire.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Sex should never be that uncomfortable, all right. I gotta
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: tell you that it should never be that uncomfortable. It
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: should never be hurtful. It should never cause you any
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: pain like that. So forget about not wanting him to
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: think you can't handle yourself in bed because you're young.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: That's not what's important here. Think about yourself, how you feel,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: and what you want. And you have a voice and
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: you need to use it. Okay, tell him that you
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: enjoy sex with him. He's amazing. But this hair pulling stuff,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: it has to stop. It really hurts you, and you
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: would like it to stop immediately because of the whiplash. Okay,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: you can't go through life like that. It's not that serious. Steve, Well,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: you better make me proud. I don't know she's covered
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: all the hair objects. That's right, that's what it's. I
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: just probably need to get to what you need to know.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: A little girl. You mess it with this girl? Oh man?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Then your letter you said a couple of nights ago
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: and pull my hair so hard my scout was on fire.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: The next day, I have whipped lass for past two days.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: My damn neck hurt. I would admit that when he's
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: messed up my hair and losing up my tracks, he
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: had no problem playing for my next install. I'm not
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: one of them girls into rough love making and kinky
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: stuff in the bedroom. And here's the key line. And
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like half pulling may just be the beginning. Well,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I'm here to clear this part of the letter of
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: it is just the beginning. Oh, it's more where that
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: comes from. So y'all just been at d trying to
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: see how you're handling the hair pullet. Now you all
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: have been crying in the letter, tell about your neck
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: hurt and you got whipped lad. Oh it's more coming. Oh,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: it's more. It's way more. That hal pulling is in
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: the beginning beginning. Let me tell your listening stuff that's coming.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Neck choking. Connect that choking is in here. This's what
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you think. Yeah, yeah, hammele loocks. You're gonna be in
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: a hammele loock. You're gonna get loved on your wrist
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: up by the base of your skuller. It's gonna be
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: ankle bending. Your ankle is gonna be behind your neck.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I hope you're ready. You findn't get Holy feel you
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: don't get one of your damn here took off. Oh
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: the hair pulling, it's just the beginning. Little you don't
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: like Roth Sayson kicking stuff. He's just trying to see
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: how you handling. He paying for installs. He's gonna have
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: to be paying for teeth and lifted stuff. You're gonna
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: have to get your face restructure this boyfriend to come
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: in here and do some banging you ain't really familiar with. Also,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: there's gonna be some tongue in Helen. See, you haven't
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: been in here, and Shelley, I don't expect you to
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: like my response. You've done all the little hal comments.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: This ain't about Hal. This is about this could get
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: a little more different. And obviously you're gonna sit there
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: and act like you're unfamiliar with it. But you all
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: have had a man in heale your tongue. No, yes
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: you have. If you haven't, you miss it. It's actually
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: good pass in heal. You're gonna end up getting bent
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: and twisted. It's gonna you had to go to Contortia school.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: To continue relationship with this man right here, you had
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: to get into some type of circus training if you're
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: gonna stay with this man right here, sut the so late.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I strongly said, yes, you take something like yoga. You
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: definitely got to get it, because downward dog is coming
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: down dog. Gloria stands is comfort well that part two
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up a twenty mission. You're listening
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: to show. All right, Steve, come on, let's go with
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: part two of your response farther than you should because
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: of the level of intensity that this man is able
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: to go into now with all this hair track pulling.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: She's afraid that this is the beginning. She don't like
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: rough sex. I don't either. I don't like pain in
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: my game. But you're gonna have to get another man
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: because he do pain, because after he hurts you, he
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: want to pay for You're gonna you're gonna mess around.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Get one of your little nostrils told it ain't gonna
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: tell her what's gonna happen. Yeah, you don't, I put out.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: You probably need to leave this man right unless you
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: do like I'm telling you to, dude, and get into
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: some type of circus training. Get you a neck put
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: in your backyard and a trap piece practice. Get a
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: trampoline because he gonna dive off of something. You're gonna
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: want to know how to handle. There's something that I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: strongly suggest that you don start doing at the jim.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Try to do toe thrust because it it'll help you
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: give you escaping powers. You can get away better. You
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: gotta strengthen your toes so when he's coming towards you,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: you can tote thrust. Be right about the way. It's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: things like that that you want to do, and you
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: know a lot of stuff. Try to lose some weight.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know what size you are now a matter
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: of fact, I take that back. Gain some weight so
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: you can handle it better. Put some weight on. Be heavy.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: That way, all that tossing is limited. That's the beautiful
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: thing about full figured women. They really fine and all
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: with it. They got what you want. You know, you
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: just gotta handle them different. But you hand them wrong,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: You mess around and get handled, and maybe that's what
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: you need to do. Just put on some weight for
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: his ass, and next time he coming there with all
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: that hair pulling, you turn around, pull his hair, get
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: in the gym. You get in the gym and get
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: your upper body right. So when he pulled your hair,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: you pull his hair. Whatever he do you, you do
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: the same thing here. If he ain't ball headed, pull
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: some my hair from somewhere. Na, How you like that? Wow? Yeah?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Pull his eyebrows out. That's very to some of the
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: pluck his eyebrows of them grabbing mustairs, hair and pull
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: it out. I'm telling you right now to put tears
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: in the pull out some nose hair. And that's what
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I think you should do. That's my response to the
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: not the covered all the stuff about the hair. I
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: don't I don't have no hair. I don't know you
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: had hair before you half a hair? Right, he pulling
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: your hair, you pull his head. You bite your tongue,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: you bite his tongue. Y'all just be in there, bleeve.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: I thought all women had the hair tied up when
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: they come to be. Come on till be tied up?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: No comment, yay, no comment? All right, Steve, we gotta
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: get out of here. Email it's your Instagram, that's your
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: thoughts on today, Strawberry letter at my girls, Shirley. It's
• 1:03:16
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• 1:03:20
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• 1:03:25
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• 1:03:27
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• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time for ask Steve.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: We have a question. Yeah, now listen to this. Yeah,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: a one question one yeah, yeah. This from well, this
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: is from a twenty two year old. This is from
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: a millennial. So um and and his name is also Steve,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: your namesake, he says, Hi, mister Harvey, I work full
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: time and I'm currently in school to become a psychiatric
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: mental health nurse. My faith is strong and I know
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: that with God, anything is possible. So my question to
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: you is, on your path to become an entertainer, did
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: you ever doubt yourself, think your dream was too big,
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  Speaker 1: or think about giving up? And how did you strengthen
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  Speaker 1: your connection to God and never lose hope that your
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  Speaker 1: prayers and hard work would pay off. That's a great question. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, look, no matter who you are, we're human,
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna have moments of doubt because it's so
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  Speaker 1: difficult to make a success of yourself. So there's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be times. Man, what you're gonna be faced with the
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  Speaker 1: man that I make the right move? Man? It's this
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  Speaker 1: working man? Is it ever? Is it gonna change? Is
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  Speaker 1: it gonna get better? I mean, you know I'm living
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  Speaker 1: in that calm going Man. Is it gonna get better? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Did I make the right move? Man? Should I go
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  Speaker 1: back home? Man? I mean, you know you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: doubts along the way. Sometimes you're gonna doubt it. Or
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  Speaker 1: let me say to you this way. It's going to
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  Speaker 1: be so daunting at times that you're going to be
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  Speaker 1: faced with some things that appear to be insurmountable. But
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  Speaker 1: here's what I always had to do. Whenever I got
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  Speaker 1: to moments like that, I thought of the ultimate dream
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  Speaker 1: that I had for myself and my family. What am
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  Speaker 1: I really shooting for? And I think what people have
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  Speaker 1: to do is you have to be conscious of the
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  Speaker 1: size of your dreams. You have to have dreams so
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  Speaker 1: big that not getting your dream is unacceptable because the
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  Speaker 1: consequence the alternative, the alternative to not receiving your dreams
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  Speaker 1: is unacceptable. And you've just got to dreams so big
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  Speaker 1: that your dreams are bigger than whatever problem you're having.
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  Speaker 1: So dreaming big is not the problem because God is
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  Speaker 1: all out there in the big dreams. Heart is in
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  Speaker 1: to make your dream come true. Business, So I want
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  Speaker 1: you to just stay. You have to stay prayerful man,
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  Speaker 1: throughout the journey. A prayer changes things, and prayer gives
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  Speaker 1: you a relationship with your creator that allows you to
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  Speaker 1: have the strength that you don't have in your weakest moments.
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  Speaker 1: Allows you to be your strongest because it connects you
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  Speaker 1: closer to him. Your weakness is where He gives you
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: the strength. Hey man, go ahead, all right, Steve, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. All right, guys, it
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: is time Steve for comedy roulette. You're ready. Jay explained
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: it again. Let me break this down. We have new
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: listeners who don't have any idea of what we're doing comedy.
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  Speaker 1: Very simple. Give us five subjects, five anything you want.
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  Speaker 1: Put them on a wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel. We stop. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: spun spun it around as in to be spun around
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  Speaker 1: as a spin. That's totally different. Red spun it around.
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  Speaker 1: Witch stop. We'll do the damn thing here we go?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Number one things you say to yourself when
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  Speaker 1: you're mad at someone. Number two, you know it's time
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  Speaker 1: to go to the store. When dot dot dot. Number
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  Speaker 1: three stuff you don't like to watch, but you watch
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  Speaker 1: it anyway to keep them happy. You know we all
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  Speaker 1: know about that or him whatever. Number four. Number four,
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  Speaker 1: you know she's not coming back when okay, number five,
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  Speaker 1: people who never chip in, come on, let's go cat,
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  Speaker 1: let's spin. Whoa it came on? Number one. Things you
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  Speaker 1: say to yourself when you're mad at someone. Say to
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  Speaker 1: you yourself when you're mad at someone. Okay, here's something
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  Speaker 1: you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody. I'm
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: gonna let it go this time, but the next damn time, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be hell. Up, it's gonna be hell Just
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: when I always say to myself when i'm mad at
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: other people, I'm trying not to go jail. I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: my best. You say I'm calling my best right now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying not to go to jail. You're really mad. No,
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  Speaker 1: now you're mad court dates everything I'm trying. Come on, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, you know what? That's all right? Drink
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: that water. Then I put up in that drink that drink.
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  Speaker 1: That all right? Things you say to yourself when you're
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: mad at someone, Steve better go ahead on you better
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  Speaker 1: go head on? Now this is black. That's all that is.
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  Speaker 1: Thing you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody. Lord,
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  Speaker 1: please work with me, Jesus, please please, father, Father, take
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  Speaker 1: me down so I don't kill us. That's why I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: always say that I'm always mad somebody. That's just something
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: you said before to somebody. That's why your ass broke.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Now that that hurt, Junior, that hurts, But you say
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  Speaker 1: it to yourself. What you know what? That's that's that's
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: why I got another woman cross. That's right here. I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: ain't got to go through this. This is you say
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: to yourself with your stupid It sounds just like who
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: ever heard you say that it was two jobs, but
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: it was one of you. Oh my god, I'm talking.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: My mom was talking to me than you say to
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: people when you mad at him. Won't you go ahead
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: and die? It's gonna get up out of hill about Facebook?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: All right? Come on take us on. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I got you this say not my family. I'm calling
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: crime stopping. They gonna get a tip today. You will, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: show glad that ain't my bag. All right, we'll be
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  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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  Speaker 1: after you're listening to Steve show Boy. When you look
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: back in the history books, we're gonna have a lot
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: to say about the year twenty twenty. But we've turned
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: some negatives into positives. I mean, one is we're all
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: still here, right, We're still here. We're still standing and
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: very grateful. That's right, Carla. But Junior, you managed to
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: really do it and go rogue, tell us what you did? Oh,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: you know what I did? Um, you know, I know
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: it's twenty twenty, COVID nineteen and all these things, and
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: we really are blessed, you know what. But there were
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: there were some things that uh, some families, don't you know,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: they needed help this holiday season, you know, and you
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: know I roll, you know, well, you know, man, I
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: paid for a few Christmases, Tommy. That's all I did. Really, man,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: you know, it's really cool. It really does make you
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: feel better because it's some other fans out there doing
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: way worse than what I'm doing. And you know, I
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: found some single mothers and I helped them with some Christmas.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: That's all I did what what? What? What Christmas calls? Junior?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: What a Christmas? Running? The what I did? What I
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: not on Steve dude? The what I did thousand per family.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: That's good though, That's really good, Junior. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you it really instantly makes you feel better.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what it does again, and I just
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: feel afraid about it. And then knowing they're gonna have
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: the kids are gonna have a Christmas and you know
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: the families, they were really grateful. So I just went
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: wrong that way. That's how I do it better. You know, Roll,
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  Speaker 1: you better get out of here and go roll though.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: You know what I meant is the season to go roll. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening show all right to Steve.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: You here, Jay, he's back, but today he's also here
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: to tell us, Steve, I think the whole room is
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: gonna be shocked by this and everyone listening. Uh, why
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: he might need a wife? What? Jay? Listen to me? Man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't mark us down nowhere. But my life, my life
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: is not together. Let me tell you why, Steve. I
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: looked in my kitchen drawer. I've got one damn fork
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: I have, Steve. I have three spoons. A wife wouldn't
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: let this happen. I have a butcher knife that's dull.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: All my cups are from Papa John's. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: a My life is gone to hell. I don't have
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: a can opener. I have a wine opener with the
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: two arms. One arm is broken, Steve, I need help, Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have some soft teams from six months ago. That
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: is still softest bread I have. Get this now. I
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: have ketchup, mustard and honey. But the dual condom and
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: packs that's all I got. I might have to do this, Steve.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: I have something in my refrigerator. I have no idea
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: what it is. I don't even know what that is.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: It's in there, been there for a while. I have
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: one pillar. It's flat. Two sheets, two sheets that are
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: niche matched all right. I have one white, one blue,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: one red. I just have towels. I washed in the
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: shower and I just drive with towels. I have no
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: face cloths, none at all, I have, Steve. I have
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: no toilet paper, I have no wet wipes. I have
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: no dog. You need a wife, boy, you ain't got
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: no wet white. You need a white, no tont tissues. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: you already ain't got no FaceTime. What did you wipe
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: from yourself? Which I have? You don't have to do laundry.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: You need to burn all you need to do. You
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: need to burn. You take all your towels on, all
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: your all your body, anything that you burn it. I
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: have a bunch of soap, shampoos, and conditioners and mouth
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: wash basketball got them from hotels. So why you need
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: a wife, Jake, It's time to come on in, dog, Yeah,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: come on in on. She gotten that one dam fault?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: All right, Wow, Jay, can't can't wait for the wedding.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with the clothes. Uh. Today
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: has been a good day. Um, we'll be back to
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  Speaker 1: closing our show. Yeah, with Steve's closing remarks coming up
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  Speaker 1: at forty nine after the hour. Right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening all right here we are last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a good day. Uh, thank you all for
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: listening as always. Steve, come on and take us home
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  Speaker 1: with your closing remarks today. I have some really really
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: good information. I'm really really please with this line of thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Because everybody has them, everybody has to deal with them,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: everybody faces it. It's just so many people lose the
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  Speaker 1: point of it. You know, the thing about going through something,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: I think you can go through something better if you
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: know there's a point to it, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: People go to the gym to work out if they're
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: trying to get to a certain point. The moment you
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: don't see the point of it, going to the gym
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: becomes ridiculous to you. It becomes harder to you because
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden it doesn't make sense. So what
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  Speaker 1: I want to show you is how to look at
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  Speaker 1: the point of something. And the thing that I'm gonna
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: talk to you about is something that everybody faces when
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: they're trying to be successful, because everybody is going to
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: go through some difficult times everybody. I don't care who
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: you are, You're going to have some difficult times. Everybody
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: is going to have some challenges, challenges, difficulties, setbacks. You're
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: going to have this. But listen to me, all of
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: this is part of the process to succeed. When you
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: are presented with these setbacks, these difficulties, and these challenges,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: I want you to understand what they actually are. They
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: are actually test. Everybody gets tested. The reason you have
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  Speaker 1: to have the test is because tests are presented to
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: you to see if you're willing to go through the process.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: It's merely just to see if you're willing to go
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: through what it takes, the challenges, the setbacks, the difficulties.
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  Speaker 1: The tests are just there to see if you are
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: willing to go through the process. Now, in being willing
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: to go through the process, it assures you something that
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  Speaker 1: when you pass the test and you reach your goal,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: that you will have a level of appreciation for it.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. Somebody use your car. I
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: don't recommend that they're not gonna take care of your
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: car or way you do, because they didn't pay for it.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: They're not making a note on it. They didn't have
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: to struggle to get the down payment. They didn't have
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: to make sure their credit was right. They didn't walk
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: in the bank and get turned down a couple of times,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: didn't go back and fix their credit. Now they got up.
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  Speaker 1: That's why if you rent out your room to somebody,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna take care of your room like you
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: take care of your house, because they didn't go through
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: the process to get it. All they wanted was the
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: room because they didn't have to fill out the credit report.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: They didn't go down here. They don't have the mortgage.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: They don't know what it took to have to own
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: this house. That's why they didn't take care of their yard,
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  Speaker 1: as they written. Some people who writ don't take care
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: of property because it ain't theirs. Now that's not all writters.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking about the case of some. Because when
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  Speaker 1: you go through the test, it causes you to have
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  Speaker 1: an appreciation for now. The tests are necessary. The test
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  Speaker 1: teaches you things. The test provides you with a lesson.
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  Speaker 1: Tests are merely lessons. You're gonna see these tests again,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: and when you see them again, they won't appears nearly
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: as difficult because you've already taken the test before and
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: you've already passed it. The test also strengthens you. All
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: these tests you haven't it's strengthens you. It's like lifting weights. Oh,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: it's heavy right now. If you put them fifties in
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: your hand, that's heavy weight. But if you keep lifting
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: fifties after a while, you can lift seventies, but them fifties.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: But guess what them fifties did that was so hard
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: that you felt like dropping and you need a spott it.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: They made you stronger. Though the tests make you stronger.
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  Speaker 1: The next thing that the test does for you is
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: it makes you experienced. Because now that you have these
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: tests under your belt, you know something you can turn
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: around and share with people how to get past the
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: tests because you've seen them before. This is the reason
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: that you have challenges, setbacks, and difficulties because you are
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: being tested. So when God gives you the thing that
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  Speaker 1: you're asking for, you will have a level of appreciation
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: for it. You will have learned the lessons that it
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: takes to maintain it. You will have been strengthened by
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: the process, and you will become experienced by the process.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Here is the last and main thing that the test
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  Speaker 1: does for you, These tests that they're presented to you.
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  Speaker 1: Old people have said it a thousand times. Cannot have
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: a testimony without the test. How can you share this
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: experience with anybody? How do you tell a young person
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: what to do if you ain't been through nothing? How
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: can you teach me how to play golf and you
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: don't play golf? It's impossible. You can't be the swim coach,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: and you can't swim. I'm sorry you can't. You got
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: to have gone through the process. It's the process and
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: the test that gets you to the point. But you
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: can't have a testimony without a test. You'll have nothing
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: to say in your life. If you've never passed any tests,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: you will have no story to tell. So all of
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: you that are being tested, you're working on your story. Now.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: What story will you tell your children? What story will
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: you tell your grandchildren? What story will you tell young
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: people who need menery? What story will you tell people
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: who they can look up to you and they think
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: you got something? What story will you tell? You've got
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: to be tested to make it happen. Pass the tests,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: deal with them and you'll be fine. Those are my
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: closing remarks today. Yea, I have a great weekend. Thank you.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: You have a great weekend too. Great closing remarks. Yeah.
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