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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all be.
- 0:09Speaker 1: At all given them the bus buss. Yeah, listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 3: To shot Joy Joy.
- 0:59Speaker 1: You know you.
- 1:01Speaker 4: Don't know you gotta turn We.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Got to turn the mouth turn.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Probably got to turn the mouth, turn out a word
- 1:47Speaker 3: the money.
- 1:49Speaker 4: Look me, come.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Come out your.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Uh huh, I said, will good morning everybody. You are
- 2:05Speaker 5: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
- 2:10Speaker 5: and only Steve Harvey.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Got a radio show man doing something with it too.
- 2:19Speaker 5: Get a mission, Get a mission man, get a purpose,
- 2:30Speaker 5: get a higher calling. Be about it. What's this all for?
- 2:41Speaker 5: What you're waking up in the morning? For Get at
- 2:45Speaker 5: it today one more time? Get a mission, get a
- 2:53Speaker 5: purpose in your life, find that higher calling of why
- 2:58Speaker 5: you are here? Be about it? What's it all for?
- 3:03Speaker 5: Get at it today? Now, Steve, you're making some some
- 3:08Speaker 5: some some big statements here.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Uh huh Yeah.
- 3:11Speaker 5: But oh you know I'm gonna clean it up for you,
- 3:13Speaker 5: don't you cause you know I don't just throw it
- 3:15Speaker 5: out there without without the how two part.
- 3:18Speaker 1: See the how two part is usually where most people stop.
- 3:22Speaker 5: They tell you, this is what you gotta do? Is
- 3:23Speaker 5: what you gotta do is what you gotta do. Then
- 3:25Speaker 5: they don't tell you how to. That's why I don't.
- 3:29Speaker 5: I don't get off the boat right there now. If
- 3:33Speaker 5: you're trying to figure out if you're trying to get
- 3:36Speaker 5: your life a mission, and you're trying to figure out
- 3:38Speaker 5: the purpose and what the high calling is, and you
- 3:40Speaker 5: want to be about something, and you're trying to figure
- 3:43Speaker 5: out what's it all for, and you want to go
- 3:46Speaker 5: get at it today, here's the trick. God knows. God
- 3:53Speaker 5: knows the answer to all those questions. He knows what
- 3:58Speaker 5: your mission in life is. He already know what your
- 4:01Speaker 5: purpose is. He already know what the higher calling is.
- 4:04Speaker 5: He already know what you got to be about. He
- 4:07Speaker 5: already know what is all for. He already know what
- 4:10Speaker 5: you need to go get at. God knows you know why.
- 4:14Speaker 5: He knows because He created you. And God created all
- 4:19Speaker 5: of us with a purpose in mind. Irregardless as to
- 4:23Speaker 5: how we were created, we were all created with the
- 4:26Speaker 5: purpose in mind. He got a mission for us, He
- 4:30Speaker 5: got something he wants from us, he got something he.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Expects of us.
- 4:35Speaker 5: He has a life of abundance prepared for each and
- 4:38Speaker 5: every one of us that will lay claim to it now.
- 4:42Speaker 5: If you don't want that, then gone and start making
- 4:44Speaker 5: decisions on your own, possibly like you have. Now, let
- 4:48Speaker 5: me ask you something. Since you've been making all the
- 4:51Speaker 5: decisions on your own, where you at, where you at
- 4:54Speaker 5: with it? How you feel about it every day? How
- 4:57Speaker 5: locked in on your mission are you? Are you on
- 5:00Speaker 5: a good purpose plan you know? Do you feel like
- 5:03Speaker 5: your life is in a higher calling? Do you know
- 5:06Speaker 5: what you about? Do you have an understanding of what
- 5:09Speaker 5: it's all for? Are you up every day going and
- 5:13Speaker 5: getting at it?
- 5:15Speaker 2: See?
- 5:16Speaker 5: Come on now, So now I'm asking you if you've
- 5:20Speaker 5: done this without talking to God or without checking in
- 5:23Speaker 5: with your creator? Can you answer all those questions? I
- 5:27Speaker 5: can flat out tell you can't. I know for a
- 5:31Speaker 5: fact you can't because you can't know how good your
- 5:37Speaker 5: life can be, and you won't have a life as
- 5:40Speaker 5: good as you want it to be until you have
- 5:43Speaker 5: connected with the one that created you. You better understand
- 5:48Speaker 5: this one now. Please understand this ain't Steve just over
- 5:51Speaker 5: here ranting and raving. This is Steve after having years
- 5:54Speaker 5: of figuring this one out. But it's all in the Bible,
- 6:00Speaker 5: It's all in holy writings. But you know I ain't
- 6:04Speaker 5: got time for that. Don't go to church like I'm
- 6:07Speaker 5: posed to. Don't read the Bible or the scrolls or
- 6:12Speaker 5: the Koran or whatever your faith is.
- 6:14Speaker 1: You don't read all that it's in that though. It's
- 6:18Speaker 1: in there.
- 6:20Speaker 5: But we're humans, so we go get at it the
- 6:24Speaker 5: way we see it. Let me tell you what happened
- 6:27Speaker 5: to me. See while I was getting at it the
- 6:31Speaker 5: way I saw it, or to be got at You
- 6:33Speaker 5: understand me. When I was defining my purpose, when I
- 6:37Speaker 5: was creating my own mission, when I was laying claim
- 6:42Speaker 5: to what my calling is in life, let me tell
- 6:45Speaker 5: you what I was doing. I was deferring. I was
- 6:49Speaker 5: deferring the abundance that He really had for me. I'm
- 6:54Speaker 5: just now listen to me. I'm just now getting at
- 6:58Speaker 5: it for real. So I've been working towards it all
- 7:01Speaker 5: my life. I didn't know it though, But see, because
- 7:04Speaker 5: God is so merciful and so full of grace.
- 7:07Speaker 1: He allowed me to make all the mistakes I made.
- 7:11Speaker 5: And then when I finally came to him, he said,
- 7:13Speaker 5: all right, now I'm gonna take all the mi is
- 7:15Speaker 5: to tell you how cold I am.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Now this this God. Now I'm gonna tell you how
- 7:19Speaker 1: cold God is.
- 7:21Speaker 5: He takes all the mistakes you made, all the failures
- 7:25Speaker 5: you made while you was making your own decisions. He
- 7:29Speaker 5: takes all of that and uses them as valuable gained
- 7:33Speaker 5: and learned experiences, and he takes that and allows you
- 7:37Speaker 5: to be who you are today. See God, God ain't
- 7:40Speaker 5: gonna let you forget what you did. But here's something
- 7:44Speaker 5: cold too. He ain't gonna let what you did go
- 7:47Speaker 5: for not oh oh, what's you sextyt See that's what's cold.
- 7:53Speaker 5: See all the mistakes I made, every lie I told,
- 8:00Speaker 5: every traumatic experience I went through, I put anybody through.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Any time.
- 8:06Speaker 5: Man, I was out there tripping trying to justify it
- 8:10Speaker 5: as right. He said, all right, okay, But now, because
- 8:14Speaker 5: of my mercy and my grace, what I'm gonna.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Do is I'm gonna allow all this to happen.
- 8:23Speaker 5: You're gonna waste a lot of time, you gonna forfeit
- 8:26Speaker 5: a life of abundance that you could have been and had.
- 8:29Speaker 5: But I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
- 8:30Speaker 5: take all of that and I'm gonna turn it into
- 8:33Speaker 5: some good. So I'm gonna let all of these lessons
- 8:36Speaker 5: that you've learned all of these hardships, all of these
- 8:39Speaker 5: moments are despaired, come back and you'll use them and
- 8:42Speaker 5: you'll wear them on your head like a crown. You
- 8:45Speaker 5: gonna it's gonna be jewels in your head. Man. I'm
- 8:48Speaker 5: gonna take all of that stuff and make you knowledgeable.
- 8:52Speaker 5: I'm gonna take all that stuff and make you wise.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Man.
- 8:55Speaker 5: I'm gonna take all of that stuff and I'm gonna
- 8:58Speaker 5: put it in your mission. I'm gonna take all that
- 9:01Speaker 5: stuff and make that a part of your purpose. I'm
- 9:03Speaker 5: gonna take all that stuff and create that to be
- 9:06Speaker 5: a part of your higher calling. I'm gonna take all
- 9:09Speaker 5: that and let you be about that right there. I'm
- 9:12Speaker 5: gonna take all of that, and I'm gonna let you
- 9:14Speaker 5: find out what it's all been for. I'm gonna take
- 9:17Speaker 5: all of that, and with all of that mess you've
- 9:20Speaker 5: made of your life, I'm gonna let you now take
- 9:22Speaker 5: all that and go get at it. See, but that
- 9:25Speaker 5: only happens when you come to God, because God is
- 9:29Speaker 5: the only one that knows what you've been through and
- 9:32Speaker 5: how to take what you've been through and turn it
- 9:34Speaker 5: into something to help you get through what you're going through. Hey,
- 9:38Speaker 5: the only one can do that. Ain't nobody else like him.
- 9:41Speaker 5: There's nothing like him on this world available to you. Man,
- 9:45Speaker 5: So quit tripping yourself out, get over there and talk
- 9:48Speaker 5: to God Man. Quit waste in your life like I
- 9:50Speaker 5: was doing.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Stop.
- 9:51Speaker 5: I'm telling you he'll let you get at it, and
- 9:53Speaker 5: can't nobody let you get at it like him.
- 9:56Speaker 1: All right, let's right, you're listening, harveymore show, ladies and gentlemen.
- 10:03Speaker 5: Here we are a new day, another opportunity, another chance.
- 10:08Speaker 5: All this provided by God Man, Oh Man. That sun
- 10:11Speaker 5: that came up, he provides it. The stars in the sky,
- 10:15Speaker 5: he provides it. The wind that blows, the cloud formation,
- 10:20Speaker 5: the rain, the flowers, the trees, Mother Nature, all these waterfalls,
- 10:24Speaker 5: you see, he made it all. The painted Desert, Niagara Falls,
- 10:29Speaker 5: Victoria Lakes, the Grand Canyon, the moon, the heavens, the earth,
- 10:35Speaker 5: the birds, the trees.
- 10:37Speaker 1: He made it. He made it.
- 10:39Speaker 5: Can't nobody take credit for that. That was all God Man.
- 10:43Speaker 5: And then he actually woke us up to see it
- 10:49Speaker 5: all again.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, man, go outside and look
- 10:52Speaker 1: at the sky.
- 10:53Speaker 5: If you look closely, you'll notice it looks a little
- 10:57Speaker 5: different from the one that was up there yesterday. He
- 11:02Speaker 5: does artwork every single morning and night.
- 11:05Speaker 1: He's the greatest artist of all time.
- 11:07Speaker 5: You can paint the picture, you can snap the picture,
- 11:10Speaker 5: but it ain't the same as looking at it. Oh man,
- 11:13Speaker 5: I'm glad I'm here. Thank you Lord, Heavenly Father. I
- 11:16Speaker 5: appreciate you today, man, thank you for this greatness, this
- 11:19Speaker 5: great moment that I have. I thank you, Heavenly Father.
- 11:22Speaker 5: I really do from the bottom of my heart. And
- 11:24Speaker 5: I mean that this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
- 11:29Speaker 5: Starry Shirley Strawberry Mississippi, Monica Junior Government named Kill wonder Boy, Faith,
- 11:40Speaker 5: the legend that is Nephew Comet and yours truly, yours,
- 11:46Speaker 5: truly the propriety the creator of the Elevate You brand
- 11:52Speaker 5: which is going into Walmart today.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Shut up, Steve, you better go God from me?
- 11:59Speaker 5: Now?
- 12:00Speaker 2: What else?
- 12:03Speaker 1: What else has He done for me today?
- 12:05Speaker 5: And I'm just saying this to everybody, man, that I
- 12:08Speaker 5: honor the grace that God has given my life. I
- 12:11Speaker 5: do man, the many blessings that He showers upon me.
- 12:14Speaker 5: And but let me tell you something. This is for
- 12:16Speaker 5: my haters too. And I ain't even really got no
- 12:19Speaker 5: hate for you. I don't even hate my haters. I
- 12:22Speaker 5: really don't because I don't even know you. That's what's crazy.
- 12:27Speaker 5: I don't even know you. I don't get no energy
- 12:31Speaker 5: to hate my haters. I know you out there, but
- 12:34Speaker 5: I got no hate for you.
- 12:35Speaker 6: Man.
- 12:35Speaker 5: I'm sorry because I can't waste my life and my energy,
- 12:40Speaker 5: my gratitude because you hate.
- 12:43Speaker 1: But if you are hating, please play.
- 12:46Speaker 5: Coast attention because today in Walmart, it's some.
- 12:51Speaker 1: More for you to hate on. That's all I'm saying.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Thank God, I'm just saying, he just keep on, he
- 12:58Speaker 1: keep on.
- 12:59Speaker 5: If all my fans out there to love and supports me, Man,
- 13:02Speaker 5: thanks you so much.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Elevate You is in Walmart today.
- 13:05Speaker 5: We have all of the flavors in stick packs exclusively
- 13:10Speaker 5: at Walmart. You can now buy them in stick packs,
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- 13:20Speaker 5: one for your immune system, and one for your metabolism.
- 13:24Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, Elevate You such a great product. I
- 13:27Speaker 5: got a lot of compliments at the golf tournament this
- 13:29Speaker 5: week's Steve. What you're doing, man, Hey, You've got If
- 13:33Speaker 5: you've got to elevate fans, We'll be back with Lord
- 13:35Speaker 5: to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 13:37Speaker 1: That's what should have fit it.
- 13:38Speaker 7: To and run that prank back from the nephew. That's right, Steve.
- 13:42Speaker 7: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show, it is
- 13:47Speaker 7: time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
- 13:49Speaker 7: What you got for us?
- 13:50Speaker 1: New the doctor's visit? Yes, yes, yes, got dog? If
- 13:56Speaker 1: you would.
- 13:58Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger Belton.
- 14:02Speaker 8: Please, he's not here. Man, take a message.
- 14:04Speaker 6: My name is Mark, ma'am. I'm calling from the club
- 14:08Speaker 6: doctor Robert.
- 14:08Speaker 8: Good music down, hold on, I'm sorry. Say that again.
- 14:11Speaker 6: Okay, can you hear me?
- 14:12Speaker 9: I can hear you now, I'm trying to reach Roger.
- 14:15Speaker 8: He's not here.
- 14:16Speaker 6: Okay. I'm calling from from the clinic, from doctor Robert's
- 14:19Speaker 6: office and trying to get some information to him. Do
- 14:23Speaker 6: you know what he actually be in?
- 14:24Speaker 7: No?
- 14:25Speaker 8: Actually I don't. Is everything okay?
- 14:28Speaker 6: Uh?
- 14:28Speaker 9: Well you know everything's fine.
- 14:29Speaker 6: I mean nothing that can't be handled. But we were
- 14:33Speaker 6: trying to actually get some information to him so that
- 14:36Speaker 6: he can actually come back in for the results.
- 14:38Speaker 8: Okay, Well I don't. I don't know when I can.
- 14:41Speaker 8: He's supposed to be here now, I'm not sure when
- 14:44Speaker 8: I can tell you he's going to be back.
- 14:46Speaker 6: Who I'm sorry I didn't ask you earlier. Man, Who
- 14:48Speaker 6: am I actually speaking with?
- 14:50Speaker 8: This is his girlfriend and your name is Jen Jen.
- 14:54Speaker 6: Okay, so, uh, Jan, you don't you say you don't know? Ya,
- 14:58Speaker 6: you don't have an idea when he'll be back.
- 14:59Speaker 8: No, oh, it's trying to make me kind of give
- 15:02Speaker 8: a little concerned though.
- 15:03Speaker 6: No, no, no, wow, Okay, I'll tell you what. This
- 15:07Speaker 6: is the number that he actually left us to give
- 15:08Speaker 6: him a call on his results, and we're not getting
- 15:12Speaker 6: an answer. I don't have another number on hand. Do
- 15:14Speaker 6: you have any specific time I can actually call back
- 15:17Speaker 6: and maybe I'll get him again.
- 15:20Speaker 8: You're making my stomach is getting nervous right now?
- 15:23Speaker 10: Is what is the problem?
- 15:24Speaker 6: Well, actually you know what is, ma'am. As mister Rogers
- 15:27Speaker 6: came in for uh to take a few tests, and
- 15:30Speaker 6: he took some tests and we actually have the results
- 15:32Speaker 6: in and we'd actually really like for him to come back.
- 15:34Speaker 8: Do you know anything about I'm sorry, I don't mean
- 15:36Speaker 8: to instruct you, but I don't know anything about any tests.
- 15:38Speaker 8: He hasn't told me anything about going to a clinic
- 15:40Speaker 8: or anything like that.
- 15:41Speaker 6: I see.
- 15:42Speaker 8: So what kind of tests are you talking about?
- 15:45Speaker 6: Well, I mean, ma'am, I'm not really not at liberty
- 15:47Speaker 6: to give you any kind of information unless you're actually
- 15:49Speaker 6: on the paperwork. So you know, it's not even something
- 15:51Speaker 6: that I can discuss unless the patient has signed off
- 15:53Speaker 6: that you are the next of Ken or the person
- 15:56Speaker 6: that can we can give the information to you. You do,
- 15:59Speaker 6: I know.
- 15:59Speaker 8: You, I do, and I'm pretty certain, I mean the
- 16:03Speaker 8: way we operate in this house, so I'm pretty certain
- 16:06Speaker 8: that that I'm on the paperwork. So would you.
- 16:08Speaker 6: See we pull up Roger's stuff on computer here and
- 16:12Speaker 6: I'll see what I give me one second, please sure, Okay, okay,
- 16:16Speaker 6: let's see now let me scroll down for next to Ken. Okay,
- 16:19Speaker 6: I got a Janis. That is me.
- 16:23Speaker 8: I mean, everybody called me Jam, but that's me Janis.
- 16:26Speaker 6: Wow.
- 16:26Speaker 8: Okay, tell me your name again. I'm sorry, what's your
- 16:28Speaker 8: name again?
- 16:29Speaker 6: Mark? Mark? Like I said, I'm the clerk here at
- 16:31Speaker 6: doctor Robert Botas, and I guess I am at liberty
- 16:34Speaker 6: to tell you what's going on.
- 16:36Speaker 10: Please do.
- 16:36Speaker 6: Mister Roger came in and took some STD test STD yes,
- 16:42Speaker 6: and I guess at this point I should just maybe
- 16:45Speaker 6: both of you guys would come in and wait, wait
- 16:48Speaker 6: a minute, wait everybody, and everybody wait a.
- 16:49Speaker 8: Min no no, no, no, no, no no, I need you
- 16:52Speaker 8: to finish what you were just saying.
- 16:54Speaker 6: Well, no, that's what I'm saying.
- 16:54Speaker 5: Man.
- 16:55Speaker 6: What has happened is he's been diagnosed with.
- 16:58Speaker 8: As well as you got to be kidding me. You
- 17:02Speaker 8: have got to be kidding me. I'm not hearing this.
- 17:08Speaker 8: Do you understand what that means? Do you understand that
- 17:11Speaker 8: he lived in my household? Do you understand that that
- 17:14Speaker 8: means that he has been dipping somewhere else? Because I
- 17:17Speaker 8: have been not doing anything that would even come close
- 17:20Speaker 8: to bringing something to him like that. So it's our
- 17:23Speaker 8: parents that this man has been outside of my household
- 17:26Speaker 8: and doing when he has no business doing it, and
- 17:28Speaker 8: bring it back in.
- 17:30Speaker 6: I'm not at liberty to making any accusations like that.
- 17:32Speaker 6: I cannot say anything like that. All I can say
- 17:34Speaker 6: is I'd like for both of you, you know, it'd
- 17:36Speaker 6: be good for both of you guys to come in.
- 17:38Speaker 9: They will tell you lot this is something treatable, it
- 17:41Speaker 9: is curable.
- 17:42Speaker 8: I don't care about it being treatable or curable. What
- 17:45Speaker 8: I care about is the fact that he apparently has
- 17:48Speaker 8: been somewhere with some trick and brought something back home
- 17:51Speaker 8: to my household. That's what I care about.
- 17:54Speaker 6: I do understand that, missus Dennis, I do, but you
- 17:57Speaker 6: have to understand my position and what I'm trying to do.
- 17:59Speaker 8: I'm just reaching out and well, listen, you happen to
- 18:02Speaker 8: call my household, you just have to have to be
- 18:04Speaker 8: on the on the other side of it. I'm sorry
- 18:06Speaker 8: you get most of it, but I tell you what
- 18:08Speaker 8: what you need to do is you need to make
- 18:10Speaker 8: him an appointment and I will meet him there.
- 18:13Speaker 4: He will be.
- 18:15Speaker 6: Mine. Wait a minute, I'm sorry.
- 18:17Speaker 8: You need to make him an appointment to come out
- 18:19Speaker 8: to take a look at these results you're talking about.
- 18:21Speaker 8: And guess who will show up at the door before
- 18:23Speaker 8: he gets there.
- 18:24Speaker 6: Me. That's the things will be.
- 18:26Speaker 9: I mean, since you're the Mexican, wul be better for
- 18:28Speaker 9: you just mess it to tell him what's going on.
- 18:30Speaker 9: Since I'm you know, this is the plan you need
- 18:33Speaker 9: to give him.
- 18:34Speaker 8: You need to give him a call and to give
- 18:35Speaker 8: yourself phone number.
- 18:36Speaker 9: You have a man, Yes, I have a been.
- 18:39Speaker 6: Okay, I got it.
- 18:41Speaker 9: Okay, you call him a set.
- 18:43Speaker 8: Of twelve new appointment. Trust me when I tell you,
- 18:46Speaker 8: when he walks through that door and seize my faith,
- 18:48Speaker 8: he will know.
- 18:48Speaker 6: Okay, okay, miss miss Chas.
- 18:50Speaker 9: I'm not trying to create chaos to let mister Rogers
- 18:57Speaker 9: know that we.
- 18:57Speaker 6: Need him to come actually into the building.
- 18:59Speaker 8: Could give to about a call. All I know is
- 19:03Speaker 8: you make that appointment. I will get there before he
- 19:05Speaker 8: gets there and his own I'm telling you that's how
- 19:09Speaker 8: it's gonna row.
- 19:10Speaker 6: Do you understand me, mis Ms Smiths Sais. I can't
- 19:13Speaker 6: allow any chaos to be going on in the building.
- 19:15Speaker 6: I cannot allow that.
- 19:16Speaker 9: Let me know you create it.
- 19:18Speaker 8: Let me tell you something. I don't care. I could
- 19:20Speaker 8: care less about what you feel about it and what
- 19:23Speaker 8: you can and can't. All I'm telling you if you call.
- 19:29Speaker 6: I'm looking for mister Rogers.
- 19:31Speaker 8: You call him soon to be white? You know what? Correction?
- 19:35Speaker 8: Correction soon to not be white.
- 19:38Speaker 9: I got one more thing I do need to tell you, though,
- 19:40Speaker 9: Miss you know what I can't.
- 19:42Speaker 8: Deal with another thing. I swear to God don't tell
- 19:44Speaker 8: me everything out, But I do have a make your appointment.
- 19:48Speaker 8: That's all I care about.
- 19:49Speaker 9: You make your appointment, make your pointment, But I need
- 19:51Speaker 9: you to ask for somebody when you.
- 19:53Speaker 6: Come to the clinic. I need you to ask for
- 19:54Speaker 6: one person and then they will take care of you.
- 19:57Speaker 8: Who do I need to ask for us?
- 19:58Speaker 6: Okay, you need to ask for if you Tommy from
- 20:01Speaker 6: the Steve Harby Morning Show, because.
- 20:03Speaker 9: That's who I am. You just got pranked by your husband, Roger.
- 20:09Speaker 8: You know what my.
- 20:13Speaker 1: Tell me?
- 20:14Speaker 8: Tell me, I listened to you everyone. I said, no,
- 20:17Speaker 8: Oh my goodness, I am so embarrassed. Wall are you
- 20:23Speaker 8: all right? Oh my gosh, I am, I am.
- 20:29Speaker 1: I'm done.
- 20:29Speaker 3: I'm done.
- 20:30Speaker 9: I got I got one more thing I got to ask.
- 20:34Speaker 6: Okay, what is the baddest that I mean, the baddest
- 20:37Speaker 6: radio show.
- 20:38Speaker 8: In the land, the one I wake up to every morning,
- 20:40Speaker 8: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 20:43Speaker 7: All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next, asked the
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- 20:50Speaker 7: up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
- 20:53Speaker 7: CNN has fired its troublesome CEO, Chris Licked, after several
- 20:58Speaker 7: bad decisions that on the network's ratings. We'll talk about that. Also,
- 21:03Speaker 7: John Moran's camp is saying the gun that John Moran
- 21:06Speaker 7: had on Instagram Live was fake, and t I and
- 21:10Speaker 7: Tiny are cleared of harassment chargers. That's all coming up
- 21:14Speaker 7: at the top of the hour, But right now it
- 21:16Speaker 7: is time to ask the CLO. Our chief Love Officer,
- 21:20Speaker 7: Steve Harvey, is here for Jane and Seattle, who says,
- 21:24Speaker 7: I'm a thirty eight year old white woman married to
- 21:26Speaker 7: a forty year old black man. He cooks and cleans
- 21:29Speaker 7: because he wants to and because I can't cook. His
- 21:33Speaker 7: sister visited us and called him a slave. He laughed
- 21:37Speaker 7: it off, but I got mad. Why didn't he check her?
- 21:42Speaker 1: Why didn't he check her? Well, what are you going
- 21:44Speaker 1: to say to assistant?
- 21:48Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, what do you know slave?
- 21:50Speaker 5: See, black people, let me tell you, some white black
- 21:54Speaker 5: people have certain liberties with each other that you may
- 21:57Speaker 5: not have. If you call him a slave, you're gonna
- 22:01Speaker 5: be out the family so fast. But black people have
- 22:05Speaker 5: certain liberties they can take with each other. So now
- 22:08Speaker 5: he just said, you're just a little slave over here.
- 22:11Speaker 5: You know, he laughed at all, but she knew what
- 22:13Speaker 5: she implies, and he knew what she implies. But it's
- 22:18Speaker 5: his sister. There's nothing he can do about it. Now,
- 22:21Speaker 5: what you should have ded was said I resent you
- 22:23Speaker 5: saying that, but then you have found out your name
- 22:27Speaker 5: was fit to be massive real fast, and then she
- 22:31Speaker 5: was gonna turn into that turner, and this would have
- 22:33Speaker 5: been a whole slave bio pick. You know, I ain't
- 22:38Speaker 5: got no advice for you. It's just when black people
- 22:42Speaker 5: is talking, let them go on and have that. Just
- 22:44Speaker 5: stay out the way long as they don't drag you
- 22:46Speaker 5: in it. That's some personal stuff. That's my advice to you.
- 22:50Speaker 7: And don't get mad. Don't get mad.
- 22:52Speaker 1: No no no no no no no no no. You
- 22:54Speaker 1: get mad if you want to, but do not join in.
- 22:58Speaker 1: That's what you can't. Don't jump in.
- 23:01Speaker 7: Kick your anger to yourself.
- 23:03Speaker 1: All right, you know, you go you don't do it.
- 23:05Speaker 1: You know I want you to get snappy, shut up kissing,
- 23:09Speaker 1: don't do it.
- 23:09Speaker 7: Don't do it, don't do it?
- 23:12Speaker 10: All right?
- 23:13Speaker 11: Sure, sir, I want to read the next one because
- 23:15Speaker 11: you ain't gonna read the next one, right, go ahead,
- 23:18Speaker 11: go ahead, all right, all right.
- 23:19Speaker 1: This is keithsha and athens up.
- 23:21Speaker 11: My husband was talking to his mother on the bluetooth
- 23:23Speaker 11: in the car, and she asked him where is his
- 23:26Speaker 11: fat ass wife? My husband got real mad in me.
- 23:30Speaker 11: My husband got real real mad at me when I said,
- 23:34Speaker 11: right here? Why is he mad at me and not
- 23:38Speaker 11: his big head Mama?
- 23:40Speaker 1: Was I wrong?
- 23:41Speaker 7: You're right, Tommy? Thank you?
- 23:44Speaker 5: Yes?
- 23:44Speaker 1: Sure, won't that right?
- 23:49Speaker 5: Well, well, let me tell you what's happening to him.
- 23:52Speaker 5: He didn't know Mama didn't know that Gertrude was in
- 23:58Speaker 5: the car. So bluetooth came up there the way you
- 24:02Speaker 5: fed ass white. He said, I'm right here. Now it's
- 24:12Speaker 5: a cracking on that call.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Ye what what have we learned? Take that damn bluetooth
- 24:23Speaker 1: off your car.
- 24:25Speaker 5: See, if you weren't trying to be text savvy with
- 24:28Speaker 5: your whole ass, you would have said, oh, here, come
- 24:32Speaker 5: my mama. And you know how Berne is. You know
- 24:37Speaker 5: Bernie's rough round there where you faed ass white back?
- 24:41Speaker 1: Lap back is real. Yell, I'll tell you why I
- 24:45Speaker 1: am tim right here. Well, now it's real crowded in
- 24:52Speaker 1: that car, your car.
- 24:57Speaker 5: Because Belinda, your wife, Belinda, they'll swollen up even more
- 25:03Speaker 5: because they were noticing.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Her reaction was not I'm not fat.
- 25:09Speaker 5: The question was where is your fat ass wife? The
- 25:15Speaker 5: only response Belinda had was I'm right here.
- 25:20Speaker 1: It was and it was immediate.
- 25:22Speaker 6: That was.
- 25:25Speaker 5: No admitting the fact that I am fat. Right, so
- 25:31Speaker 5: we ain't gonna dispute that. But since you looking for
- 25:35Speaker 5: me though, I'm right here.
- 25:38Speaker 7: But the husband is mad and she wants to know
- 25:40Speaker 7: why is he mad at her and not his mother?
- 25:43Speaker 1: Well, his bad call.
- 25:47Speaker 5: Two things happened in there, and only one could be disputed.
- 25:53Speaker 5: See you already know you fat, So all he thinking
- 25:58Speaker 5: is mama made her true statement.
- 26:02Speaker 1: But he don't want his mama to be a beat.
- 26:04Speaker 7: Right, exactly that, And.
- 26:10Speaker 1: Yeah, out of respect, he wants you to respect what's happening. Well,
- 26:16Speaker 1: is your fat ass wife. I'm right here.
- 26:24Speaker 12: And I'm talking about I hear I am yeah, yeah,
- 26:32Speaker 12: you know her hand is moving when she's seen it.
- 26:37Speaker 7: Oh man, you got all of that going so yeah,
- 26:41Speaker 7: all right, So don't call your mother in law bee.
- 26:45Speaker 1: No, no, you know you should have shot back with
- 26:49Speaker 1: the same insult.
- 26:51Speaker 5: Where's your fat ass wife talking to your fat ass
- 26:56Speaker 5: son that was given birth by his fat ass mama?
- 27:00Speaker 5: And that would have even it out, talking to your
- 27:03Speaker 5: fat ass son that was burned by his fat ass mama.
- 27:08Speaker 1: So now all of a sudden, he'll fat Now, what
- 27:11Speaker 1: what did you call for?
- 27:12Speaker 7: Mama?
- 27:16Speaker 1: All right?
- 27:16Speaker 7: We're moving on.
- 27:20Speaker 1: If y'all pass.
- 27:23Speaker 7: Right, I'm hungry. Anybody hungry? Bj and Newark says, I
- 27:27Speaker 7: borrowed money from my cousin and he brought it up
- 27:29Speaker 7: in front of my girlfriend. My cousin knew. I asked
- 27:32Speaker 7: for the money to get my girl's car fixed, and
- 27:34Speaker 7: I've been paying him back a little at a time.
- 27:37Speaker 7: Why would he put me on blast in front of
- 27:39Speaker 7: my girl? Why would he do that?
- 27:41Speaker 5: Uh?
- 27:41Speaker 1: Some dudes is like that.
- 27:42Speaker 5: You know it wasn't right of him to do it.
- 27:45Speaker 5: And you was paying me back, you know, but he
- 27:49Speaker 5: gonna put you in blast. See a lot of people
- 27:51Speaker 5: won't credit. See everybody don't do stuff out the goodness
- 27:54Speaker 5: of that heart. Some people won't credit. Now he gonta
- 27:57Speaker 5: flex in front of everybody. Let him know he got
- 28:00Speaker 5: his stuff together. Y'all loaned you this money. You know,
- 28:04Speaker 5: you know you're paying me back in pieces. I know
- 28:06Speaker 5: you needed to get your girls coffee, so he flexed
- 28:09Speaker 5: on you. It was a flex move. It was a
- 28:12Speaker 5: flex move, and now you know who he really is.
- 28:15Speaker 5: Don't don't don't, don't don't borrow from money from it
- 28:18Speaker 5: ever again. Pay him back as soon as you can
- 28:21Speaker 5: and lose it, lose it for him because it ain't
- 28:25Speaker 5: worth it. Now you're paying the money back, and you're
- 28:27Speaker 5: paying for borrowing the money because now he flexes. I
- 28:33Speaker 5: pulled him to the side so fast. Hey, man, let
- 28:35Speaker 5: me straight you out on. So I borrowed the money
- 28:38Speaker 5: and came to you like a man. Now you're gonna
- 28:40Speaker 5: now you're gonna flex on me, front me, in front
- 28:43Speaker 5: of everybody. I'm paying your money back. I told you how,
- 28:45Speaker 5: I pay it back, and I'm getting it back to you.
- 28:48Speaker 1: But don't do that no more.
- 28:49Speaker 7: Right, all right, thank you, Clo. Coming up at the
- 28:54Speaker 7: top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for
- 28:56Speaker 7: you and a big announcement right after this. You're listening
- 29:01Speaker 7: morning show. Hey Dave, I think we need a drum
- 29:06Speaker 7: roll here please, because today is the day, baby, Come on.
- 29:11Speaker 7: Today is today, Steve Harvey, You've done it again. Elevate
- 29:18Speaker 7: You right now. It's on the shelves in stores at
- 29:23Speaker 7: Walmart right now.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Baby, let me make one correction. I didn't do nothing.
- 29:32Speaker 1: God did it. God did it again. Look at what
- 29:40Speaker 1: time do you want it? Yeah? God did that?
- 29:49Speaker 8: Man?
- 29:50Speaker 5: Elevate You is in stores today at Walmart. I'm celebrating.
- 29:55Speaker 5: I got on all my Elevate You gear on Zoom today,
- 30:00Speaker 5: I've got my.
- 30:00Speaker 1: New sweatsuits on.
- 30:03Speaker 5: Here's what I'm gonna do later today, I'm gonna pop
- 30:07Speaker 5: in to a couple of Walmarts. Go oh, Later today,
- 30:14Speaker 5: I'm gonna pop in to a couple of Walmarts.
- 30:17Speaker 1: Who cats, You're gonna shot some stuff down.
- 30:21Speaker 11: You know that.
- 30:21Speaker 5: I'm gonna wear a disguise though what Yeah, I'm gonna
- 30:25Speaker 5: have on Elevate You tracksuit for to Elevate You had.
- 30:32Speaker 1: And I don't expect them not to know me. No
- 30:35Speaker 1: they're not.
- 30:36Speaker 7: No one will notice you, No one will know.
- 30:40Speaker 5: So exclusively today everybody at Walmart, beginning today, you can
- 30:45Speaker 5: get your daily vital Greens and stick packs. So now
- 30:49Speaker 5: it's instant. You don't have to worry about traveling with
- 30:52Speaker 5: the bag. You can grab your packs, go to work,
- 30:55Speaker 5: take them on your trip with you so you don't
- 30:57Speaker 5: miss put it in your water and mix it and
- 31:00Speaker 5: shake it up. And also on top of that, exclusively
- 31:04Speaker 5: at Walmart. If there are three brand new products. Elevate
- 31:10Speaker 5: You gummies are coming out in flavors and three different types,
- 31:15Speaker 5: one for your immune system, one for your digestive system.
- 31:19Speaker 11: And one for your metabolism. Yes, Thomas, Well, I'm just
- 31:24Speaker 11: putting it out there. It's just a question, okay. But
- 31:29Speaker 11: if there happens to be an Elevate commercial, you know,
- 31:33Speaker 11: I'd like to be considered for the commercially if it's
- 31:36Speaker 11: a possibility. If there's an elevate you, Well, I showed
- 31:39Speaker 11: Wi you had asked because it's already been shot and
- 31:44Speaker 11: you didn't ask him to be ill and he actually
- 31:49Speaker 11: never crossed my mind.
- 31:51Speaker 1: I bet I didn't, and I'm the one drinking it.
- 31:55Speaker 7: Everyone.
- 31:56Speaker 5: Yeah, elevate you everybody is in Walmart stores. If you
- 32:01Speaker 5: get there and you don't see it in your Walmart store,
- 32:03Speaker 5: immediately walk up and flip over one of them cash
- 32:07Speaker 5: registers to get everybody's attention.
- 32:10Speaker 1: Just say. All I want you to say.
- 32:12Speaker 5: Is, what a hell is y'all's damn elevate you display
- 32:18Speaker 5: that y'all's.
- 32:19Speaker 1: Supposed to give to Steve. Don't do that. What a
- 32:25Speaker 1: hell it's Steve's damn elevate you display. Don't do that.
- 32:32Speaker 5: Because it's coming great partnership with Walmart. It starts today
- 32:38Speaker 5: and I think I'm an pop into a couple of
- 32:40Speaker 5: Walmart in the Atlanta area, just to see it for myself.
- 32:44Speaker 5: It's the first time I've ever done that, you know,
- 32:47Speaker 5: other than my book and stuff like that. But this
- 32:49Speaker 5: is a real thing that could really really help people,
- 32:52Speaker 5: men and women, young and old and young people. Man,
- 32:56Speaker 5: you you should really try to elevate you. I met
- 32:59Speaker 5: a guy to golf tournaments this week who told me.
- 33:01Speaker 5: He said, hey, man, he stopped me, he said, man, unbelievable. Man,
- 33:05Speaker 5: thank you for the product. I've lost twenty pounds. Why
- 33:09Speaker 5: feel better. I didn't even know what was wrong with me. Man,
- 33:11Speaker 5: But thank you so much, and thank you very much.
- 33:16Speaker 5: And missipp you don't ever tell me to wrap it up.
- 33:19Speaker 7: Well we're moving.
- 33:21Speaker 1: You say that little you say that little wrap up sign.
- 33:24Speaker 5: We're gonna We're gonna talk on stage. I'll be damn
- 33:28Speaker 5: if I do that on the river up.
- 33:32Speaker 7: Well, check this out, you'll be interested in. The CEO
- 33:36Speaker 7: of CNN has been fired. His name is Licks. Firing
- 33:41Speaker 7: comes exactly one month after he aired the networks controversial
- 33:45Speaker 7: town hall with GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump. Linked made
- 33:49Speaker 7: a play for Trump's base, but CNN's rating plummeted in
- 33:53Speaker 7: the days after the town hall. CNN anchor Kate Baldwin
- 33:57Speaker 7: admitted announced licks firing during her morning broadcast, and reportedly
- 34:01Speaker 7: there was a cyber relief among CNN staffords because Licked
- 34:05Speaker 7: had ruffled a lot of feathers at the network. Variety
- 34:08Speaker 7: reported that among many tragedies at CNN under Lick's leadership,
- 34:12Speaker 7: Don Lemon, of course, moving to daytime was one foreseeable catastrophe,
- 34:18Speaker 7: and another one was asking journalist Caitlin Collins with single
- 34:22Speaker 7: handedly reigning in Trump for his town hall broadcasts. CNN's
- 34:26Speaker 7: parent company, Warner Discovery reportedly has lined up a panel
- 34:30Speaker 7: of executives, including new CEO David Levy, to run a
- 34:33Speaker 7: network until a new ce Oh you know what.
- 34:36Speaker 1: They really need to do. They need to bring back
- 34:38Speaker 1: Chris Cuomo, Chris donn Lemon. That's how that would be
- 34:43Speaker 1: the biggest. That's really why they rate this plummeted.
- 34:45Speaker 5: Yeah, they have no idea. He took two media giants
- 34:49Speaker 5: off of them, and you thought you was going to
- 34:51Speaker 5: hold it together with who?
- 34:53Speaker 8: Right?
- 34:53Speaker 7: Who put Don in the morning? No, we want to
- 34:57Speaker 7: see Don at night?
- 34:59Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 35:00Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, all.
- 35:03Speaker 1: Right, now coming back, what I need to know?
- 35:06Speaker 7: We don't know that well, we don't know.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Okay, watch, I.
- 35:11Speaker 7: Haven't watched since they fired him anyway, So yeah, he's gone.
- 35:15Speaker 7: He's out. He's out, he's out, and all right. Coming
- 35:19Speaker 7: up in twenty minutes after the hour, a New York
- 35:21Speaker 7: man served time in prison for trying to kill his wife,
- 35:24Speaker 7: and now that he's free, he's facing charges once again
- 35:28Speaker 7: for trying to kill his wife.
- 35:31Speaker 1: Well, we'll be back, ass White, which one is.
- 35:36Speaker 7: We'll be back right after this. You're listening hard morning show. Well,
- 35:43Speaker 7: we often joke about hating our exes, but this guy
- 35:47Speaker 7: really took it to a new level. Okay. His name
- 35:49Speaker 7: is Ira Bernstein. He's a former New York po tiatrist.
- 35:52Speaker 7: He had tempted to have his wife murdered for the
- 35:55Speaker 7: second time in just a few years. He was released
- 35:58Speaker 7: from prison back in twenty twenty one after he served
- 36:01Speaker 7: four years for attempted murder. He and his lover paid
- 36:05Speaker 7: a car salesman get this, one hundred thousand dollars to
- 36:09Speaker 7: run over his wife and make it look like an
- 36:12Speaker 7: accident back in twenty fifteen. Now, just two years after
- 36:15Speaker 7: he was released from prison, he has again tried to
- 36:18Speaker 7: kill its wife, Susan. Details of the new plot haven't
- 36:22Speaker 7: been released, but investigators confirmed that Bernstein and his sister
- 36:26Speaker 7: allegedly worked together on the new attempt. Susan was not harmed.
- 36:31Speaker 7: His wife, Susan was not harmed. Bernstein has been charged
- 36:34Speaker 7: with attempting to kill his wife again, and ironically, he
- 36:37Speaker 7: will face a max of three and a half to
- 36:39Speaker 7: seven years in prison if convicted. He has pleaded not guilty.
- 36:44Speaker 5: Hiron, Listen to me. I don't know if you're familiar
- 36:47Speaker 5: with this, but there's this thing they have about now.
- 36:50Speaker 5: It's called divorce.
- 36:52Speaker 1: You know, just try it. Say it a lot. Yeah,
- 36:56Speaker 1: you know. Look, I'm not pushing it.
- 36:58Speaker 5: But if the choice is I'm gonna kill you, I'm
- 37:01Speaker 5: gonna divorce you, one of them is much safer.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Now it's gonna cost you more in the divorce.
- 37:09Speaker 5: You may be trying to make this as an economical decision,
- 37:13Speaker 5: but now you finished screw your economics up for the
- 37:16Speaker 5: next seven years because it's hard to make money when
- 37:19Speaker 5: you're pressing the license plates. So that pad about thirty
- 37:22Speaker 5: eight cent hour. I'm gonna telling you right now though,
- 37:25Speaker 5: so you need to think this out. Oh man, let
- 37:28Speaker 5: me tell you, this is the most alarming thing I've
- 37:30Speaker 5: ever heard, but I'm talking to a guy who's a
- 37:33Speaker 5: recovering at it. This is a true story, Huh. I
- 37:37Speaker 5: just had this conversation and his reasoning was so crazy
- 37:41Speaker 5: to me. Back in the eighties, he worked for a
- 37:44Speaker 5: really large company, and some guys he's always smoked weed,
- 37:49Speaker 5: right for some guys introduced him to crack. So he's
- 37:54Speaker 5: been sober now for a few decades. Let me tell
- 37:56Speaker 5: you what he told me. He said the reason he
- 38:01Speaker 5: switched was because when you smoke wheed and you try
- 38:06Speaker 5: to pass the urine test, it stays in your system
- 38:10Speaker 5: for thirty days.
- 38:12Speaker 1: Crack only stays in your system for three days. I
- 38:17Speaker 1: looked at him. I was looking at this and I said, ware,
- 38:26Speaker 1: the hold, this is stupid.
- 38:29Speaker 5: You switched from We took crack because crack only stay
- 38:34Speaker 5: in your system three days, and when you knew the
- 38:37Speaker 5: drug test was coming.
- 38:38Speaker 1: You just stopped smoking crack. He was, how you damn?
- 38:42Speaker 1: That's how you damn?
- 38:46Speaker 7: All right, now, I'm coming up next. Roscoe Wallace is
- 38:52Speaker 7: in the building right after this. You're listening morning show.
- 38:58Speaker 7: He is here already just saying, yeah, there he is
- 39:02Speaker 7: way black, Roscoe.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Ready, you know what I'm saying, you ain't got to
- 39:06Speaker 1: get ready to stay ready, Joe. You know why I
- 39:10Speaker 1: won't wait over any one here I am.
- 39:12Speaker 7: You're always ready, Rodsko, always go with you. Good morning, baby,
- 39:20Speaker 7: going on what's on?
- 39:21Speaker 1: Johan Rosco, my hero boy? You hanging that little that
- 39:25Speaker 1: was on top of town? What's going on? Roscoe? Ain't
- 39:28Speaker 1: nothing baby me.
- 39:33Speaker 7: Rosco?
- 39:34Speaker 1: Going on? What on your mind?
- 39:35Speaker 10: In morning?
- 39:35Speaker 1: I call it here? Where you at? Jesu yeh, take
- 39:38Speaker 1: your baby, play them on flippy, Yeah, yeah, living all
- 39:43Speaker 1: the hill, slipping aways, going on that all we doing?
- 39:48Speaker 7: She little black girl slipping that's right, That's right.
- 39:51Speaker 5: You know it ain't a whole lot of it, but
- 39:52Speaker 5: you know every single it a little black girl. Gappe
- 39:55Speaker 5: doubley Dunkys made me made a little little girl in
- 39:58Speaker 5: a little show girls some more the mom Sam, you
- 40:03Speaker 5: heard it. They trying to stop a little black girl
- 40:05Speaker 5: getting in it.
- 40:09Speaker 7: That Roscoe. Yeah, I'm glad you're up on that. Yeah,
- 40:14Speaker 7: I see, I see our world record. I want to
- 40:19Speaker 7: talk to you about this, Roscoe, because the grand opening
- 40:22Speaker 7: of the Cincinnati Black Music Walk of Fame is happening
- 40:26Speaker 7: next month, all right, and it's going to feature a
- 40:29Speaker 7: free concert by one of our favorite groups on the show,
- 40:33Speaker 7: Ohio Players and this year's Anna Reez. And inductees are
- 40:37Speaker 7: the late Godfather of Soul, James Brown, the Neil, l A.
- 40:40Speaker 7: Reed and Babyface, Felipe Win and gospel hymn composer Louise Shropshire.
- 40:47Speaker 7: It's on July twenty second. So Roscoe, I have to
- 40:50Speaker 7: ask you, have you been invited to this because this
- 40:52Speaker 7: seems like you just love I ain't going either to
- 40:56Speaker 7: be a part of Are you not going?
- 40:58Speaker 1: I ain't big enough? Neil, we already got rock roll
- 41:01Speaker 1: hold for I know, but.
- 41:02Speaker 7: This is in since Yeah, and Steve's from Ohio.
- 41:06Speaker 1: Afro Cleveland where the Rock Roll Hall of Fame and
- 41:08Speaker 1: what I'm going down sitting that?
- 41:12Speaker 7: Well, I mean I thought you.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Put it here again.
- 41:17Speaker 7: James Brown, Yeah.
- 41:19Speaker 1: Okay, good and everything? Who the hell is the deal?
- 41:23Speaker 10: You know?
- 41:24Speaker 6: L A.
- 41:24Speaker 7: Reid and Babyfit and baby Fame. Hell No, I only
- 41:30Speaker 7: think of you on two occasions. Yeah, and then Felipe
- 41:35Speaker 7: Won and they.
- 41:36Speaker 1: Started them and they ain't even think of it. Will
- 41:39Speaker 1: put them in the Hall of Fame.
- 41:40Speaker 7: Well, well, I mean, you know, the Black Music Walk
- 41:44Speaker 7: of Fame is pretty Big too, and then a concert
- 41:46Speaker 7: of free concert by the Ohio Players. Come on, sugar
- 41:49Speaker 7: Fool going sugar Foot Well, yeah, you know here, come
- 41:53Speaker 7: on now.
- 41:54Speaker 1: Call like you know what I need be? Come on now,
- 42:00Speaker 1: well you're gonna do play no sugar for Sugar for.
- 42:04Speaker 5: Sugar parsne Yeah, sugar gold. See that what I'm saying.
- 42:12Speaker 1: So now we'll go go. You know why we talk
- 42:14Speaker 1: about you you can fill in though, you can.
- 42:16Speaker 7: Step in there because I proun.
- 42:28Speaker 1: One day child you go, I won't have to listen
- 42:33Speaker 1: to y'all lie on that day.
- 42:36Speaker 5: I'll be able to make up my own mind. You're
- 42:39Speaker 5: fare well, I could do it.
- 42:42Speaker 6: I do.
- 42:43Speaker 1: I love Sugarman. What else going on? But that ain't
- 42:45Speaker 1: gonna be nothing down there?
- 42:47Speaker 7: Well, it looks like it's gonna be pretty big. Well,
- 42:53Speaker 7: you know, this year's iHeart Music Festival lineup has been announced.
- 42:56Speaker 7: That's a two day festival. It's gonna be hosted by
- 42:59Speaker 7: Ryan Seacrest. It's going to be broadcasted live via iHeartMedia
- 43:03Speaker 7: radio stations. Lil Wayne, Lenny Kravitz, Miguel Public Enemy, Sheryl Crow, TLC,
- 43:10Speaker 7: You Love Waterfalls by Tilor.
- 43:12Speaker 5: Yeah, show right there. Uh, huh you know what that
- 43:16Speaker 5: heinydy radio stad y'all work for?
- 43:18Speaker 7: Yes, yes station, iHeart Yes.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're gonna be good right there. Yeah, dude,
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- 43:46Speaker 7: Coming up next to Nephew and Today's prank phone Call.
- 43:49Speaker 7: Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. Coming up
- 43:54Speaker 7: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
- 43:57Speaker 7: letter for today and the subject is she got but
- 44:00Speaker 7: wild on the dance floor. We'll get into that find
- 44:03Speaker 7: out what that's all about in just a few but
- 44:08Speaker 7: right now it is time for the nephew and today's
- 44:10Speaker 7: prank phone call. What you got for his neap?
- 44:12Speaker 1: That's right here is mister Reggie. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
- 44:18Speaker 1: to reach de beyond. How you doing man? This is
- 44:23Speaker 1: mister Reggie. Have you heard of me before?
- 44:27Speaker 10: No, you don't crack the bringer bell.
- 44:29Speaker 1: And I'm a friend of your of your mother's. I'm
- 44:32Speaker 1: a friend of Yolanda's.
- 44:33Speaker 10: You're a friend of my mother's.
- 44:35Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, mister Reggie, she's never she's never mentioned me before.
- 44:38Speaker 10: No, okay, everything cool?
- 44:40Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, your mom is good. Let me
- 44:41Speaker 11: let me tell you what's happening. So you you're getting
- 44:43Speaker 11: ready to graduate. You're frenna get your master's.
- 44:45Speaker 10: Right, yeah, I'm getting my MBA.
- 44:46Speaker 1: Okay. First of all, let me just say congratulations to you.
- 44:49Speaker 1: I'm proud of you.
- 44:50Speaker 11: Your mom been telling me about the whole journey, you know,
- 44:53Speaker 11: from from undergrad to getting your uh you know, you're
- 44:57Speaker 11: getting your master's in business. So I just want to
- 44:59Speaker 11: commit you and say congratulations.
- 45:01Speaker 10: All right, thank you, brother. I appreciate that.
- 45:04Speaker 1: But your mom ain't never she ain't never mentioned mister
- 45:06Speaker 1: Reggie to you. Huh no, sorry, bro, Okay, I got
- 45:10Speaker 1: a little of a situation that we got here.
- 45:12Speaker 6: Man.
- 45:13Speaker 11: You know, I've been seeing your mom for probably you know,
- 45:16Speaker 11: five six years now, and I just that yeah.
- 45:19Speaker 1: Yeah, So it kind of puzzles me that she never
- 45:22Speaker 1: brought up mister Reggie to you.
- 45:24Speaker 6: No.
- 45:24Speaker 10: No, she never brought up the name mister Reggie. You know,
- 45:27Speaker 10: I didn't even know she had. Being to be honest
- 45:28Speaker 10: with you, okay, So.
- 45:30Speaker 11: When you started undergrad, I'm the person that you know,
- 45:34Speaker 11: stepped up and gave your mom some money so.
- 45:36Speaker 1: She could put you through school.
- 45:37Speaker 11: You know, I knew she needed some money to get
- 45:39Speaker 11: you through school and started out, you know, like I
- 45:42Speaker 11: guess around your freshman year.
- 45:43Speaker 1: So I stepped up and you know, helped your mom out.
- 45:46Speaker 10: Man, this is bugged out, bro, because hold on, you're
- 45:50Speaker 10: telling me you gave my mother the money because she
- 45:51Speaker 10: told me she got a couple extra jobs on the
- 45:54Speaker 10: side to get some money to pay for school.
- 45:56Speaker 11: I'm the person that stepped up and through your undergrad
- 46:01Speaker 11: I'm the one gave your mom the money is for
- 46:04Speaker 11: you can go to school. And I knew when you
- 46:06Speaker 11: graduated from undergrad and then she came back told me
- 46:10Speaker 11: you getting ready to do grad school, and I stepped
- 46:13Speaker 11: up some old Here's what I'm getting at, man, I'm
- 46:15Speaker 11: not even calling mister Reggie, mster Reggie, and't.
- 46:17Speaker 10: Called you want to give you some money when I
- 46:19Speaker 10: get a job.
- 46:19Speaker 1: No, no brother, no, nothing like that.
- 46:23Speaker 11: So here's the deal, man, I didn't give your mom
- 46:26Speaker 11: all this money for six years. Now here it is
- 46:28Speaker 11: now you finish graduate and now that you're finish graduate,
- 46:32Speaker 11: she called herself wanting to break up with me.
- 46:35Speaker 10: So, I mean, I don't know nothing about that. That's
- 46:38Speaker 10: between y'all, bro. I mean, what do you want me
- 46:40Speaker 10: to do?
- 46:41Speaker 1: What I want?
- 46:42Speaker 10: You name before?
- 46:43Speaker 1: So I mean, and I understand that, but what I'm saying,
- 46:45Speaker 1: what I'm getting that is just right here.
- 46:47Speaker 11: I would like for you to at least call your
- 46:49Speaker 11: mama and say something to her on my behalf because
- 46:52Speaker 11: you know, come on, man, I didn't.
- 46:53Speaker 1: Put six years in put you all the way through school.
- 46:56Speaker 10: And now your behalf.
- 46:59Speaker 5: I really don't.
- 46:59Speaker 10: I'm and I don't know you. I mean, what do
- 47:02Speaker 10: you want me to stay on your behalf?
- 47:03Speaker 1: But you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you.
- 47:06Speaker 1: Dave mister Reggie and stuck his neck eye for you
- 47:08Speaker 1: for the last six years. You see what I'm saying.
- 47:11Speaker 10: Listen, man, I don't even know you. You calling me
- 47:14Speaker 10: out the blue, talking about you gave my mama some
- 47:16Speaker 10: money and Ben went up for five years. I don't
- 47:18Speaker 10: know you. I never heard your name, never heard of
- 47:21Speaker 10: mister Reggie. You just called me out the blue. It's
- 47:24Speaker 10: some trippy right now.
- 47:25Speaker 6: Man.
- 47:26Speaker 10: Okay, okay, talkers, you call your your ex girls, son, like,
- 47:33Speaker 10: come on, manst.
- 47:36Speaker 11: Hold on, hold on, this ain't no ex girl. We
- 47:39Speaker 11: we've been up, that mean, up to up till last week,
- 47:45Speaker 11: up till last week. I done paid for you to
- 47:46Speaker 11: go to school six years now here it is she
- 47:49Speaker 11: want to break.
- 47:50Speaker 1: Up with me.
- 47:50Speaker 10: I know nothing about that, man, Like I don't know whey,
- 47:53Speaker 10: y'all broke up? I don't know nothing about that. Maybe
- 47:55Speaker 10: and then you called me out the blue and I
- 47:57Speaker 10: don't even know you. She never mentioned you at least you.
- 48:00Speaker 1: At least you can do is call on my behalf
- 48:02Speaker 1: and say, hey, what's going on with you?
- 48:04Speaker 10: Nobody? I don't know who you are.
- 48:07Speaker 1: I'm the person. I'm the person that puts your little
- 48:09Speaker 1: last through schools.
- 48:11Speaker 10: Hey, the check that went to the school had my
- 48:13Speaker 10: mama's name on him. Not no, damn mister Wretchy. So hey, bro,
- 48:16Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
- 48:17Speaker 1: It is no, it ain't no he is what it is.
- 48:20Speaker 11: I have to put your little lands through school. Now,
- 48:22Speaker 11: your mama want to run out on me? Now, don't
- 48:24Speaker 11: want to date me no more. That's some boys right there, man,
- 48:28Speaker 11: And you need to have a little respect for somebody
- 48:30Speaker 11: that then took care of your little lass.
- 48:31Speaker 10: I don't even know you. What are you talking about
- 48:33Speaker 10: to chair me? I don't even know you? Who are you,
- 48:36Speaker 10: mister Redkey? What kind of name is that? You usually
- 48:38Speaker 10: go by your last name Retty, people go.
- 48:41Speaker 11: By my first name. My first name is. My first
- 48:43Speaker 11: name is Reginald. People call me mister Reggie, and you
- 48:46Speaker 11: gonna do the same.
- 48:47Speaker 10: I just called you red man. Come on, Red, I'm
- 48:50Speaker 10: good like I don't know what.
- 48:52Speaker 1: Okay, let me say this all I'm asking for.
- 48:56Speaker 10: But you need to call her and take care of
- 48:57Speaker 10: this yourself. Leave me out this, sorry, brother.
- 49:00Speaker 11: Now look here, you owe me a little respect, and
- 49:03Speaker 11: you owe me at least you know whatever I'm asking
- 49:06Speaker 11: you to do. I know who you are?
- 49:09Speaker 10: You calling me talking about called my mama you used
- 49:12Speaker 10: to date. I don't know who you are you're talking about.
- 49:14Speaker 10: I owe you some respect? Are you crazy? You get
- 49:19Speaker 10: my number anyway you want to.
- 49:21Speaker 11: I've been had your number. I've been had your number,
- 49:25Speaker 11: and I inspend. I didn't spend thousands of thousands of
- 49:28Speaker 11: dollars on your little lads.
- 49:29Speaker 1: I've been hand your money.
- 49:30Speaker 10: Come you ain't come to undergrad graduation?
- 49:33Speaker 1: What I need to come to that for? I did
- 49:34Speaker 1: my job. I took care of your little ass.
- 49:36Speaker 10: Man. You ain't take care of man. You need to
- 49:38Speaker 10: get on off my phone.
- 49:40Speaker 11: Bro Okay, you know what, I'm gonna go by your
- 49:42Speaker 11: mama house. I'm gonna go by there, and you know what,
- 49:44Speaker 11: I'm gonna deal with her ass today my damnself.
- 49:47Speaker 10: Look, I'm trying to be as respectful as I care.
- 49:50Speaker 10: But if I hear about you going about my mother house,
- 49:52Speaker 10: I'm gonna whoop your ass. I'm gonna whoop your mother ass.
- 49:56Speaker 10: You're gonna get your ass whoopd by somebody with the
- 49:59Speaker 10: NBA musk. He asked. I'm gonna you up if I
- 50:02Speaker 10: here you went by my mother house, mister Red. Now,
- 50:05Speaker 10: I ain't listening to you. I don't know nothing about you.
- 50:07Speaker 10: Once I get off this phone, I'm a caller and
- 50:09Speaker 10: ask about them, mister Reggie. But there, I'm gonna you up.
- 50:14Speaker 11: I'm going by your mama house because you ain't gonna
- 50:17Speaker 11: just break up me out of six years I got
- 50:18Speaker 11: to put the little boy through schools.
- 50:20Speaker 10: Well that's what you get for being a sucker to
- 50:23Speaker 10: sounds like you're a victim.
- 50:25Speaker 1: Of Why know that you ain't sitting here calling me, no, sucker.
- 50:30Speaker 10: You sound like a sucker. God, let me hear you
- 50:34Speaker 10: went by there. It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna
- 50:36Speaker 10: be some smoke in the city.
- 50:37Speaker 1: What about?
- 50:38Speaker 6: Uh?
- 50:38Speaker 1: What about Jarvis?
- 50:41Speaker 10: Jarvis gotta do with this? Godless you up to you
- 50:44Speaker 10: go by there? He grew up with my mother. How
- 50:46Speaker 10: you know Jarvis anyway?
- 50:47Speaker 1: Because Javis called me. He told me to call you.
- 50:51Speaker 1: This is his nephew Toimmy from the Steve Harvey Morty Show.
- 50:54Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy Jarvis.
- 50:58Speaker 6: What how about?
- 51:01Speaker 10: Oh what hold on? Hold on, hold on? Jarvis told
- 51:06Speaker 10: you and called to say you could do my mother
- 51:09Speaker 10: and my work for college.
- 51:13Speaker 11: This is timmy baby Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy
- 51:17Speaker 11: Jarvis got me the prank you man, he said, Man,
- 51:19Speaker 11: my boyfriend to graduate. He getting his NBA. He said,
- 51:21Speaker 11: you got to do it, mister Timmy. I said, all right,
- 51:23Speaker 11: all right, tell me all about it. So I came
- 51:25Speaker 11: up with this little story. He said, Oh my god,
- 51:28Speaker 11: he said, man, his mama is his heart. Man, that's
- 51:30Speaker 11: his heart. I said, all right, cool, that's what we're
- 51:32Speaker 11: going with.
- 51:36Speaker 10: My grandmother always said, don't be friends with Jarvis.
- 51:42Speaker 11: Hey, man, you gotta give it to me, baby, give
- 51:44Speaker 11: it to me right twenty twenty. Mister m b A,
- 51:47Speaker 11: you fin to get your your paper in the next week.
- 51:49Speaker 11: And so what is the baddest and I mean the
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- 51:53Speaker 1: In the land?
- 51:54Speaker 10: Team Harvey in the Morning Show.
- 51:56Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything else to say about it?
- 51:59Speaker 7: What is now?
- 52:01Speaker 2: It ain't You ain't gonna try, You're gonna do it.
- 52:03Speaker 11: I'm gonna do what I got to do. I was
- 52:05Speaker 11: mister Reggie Boy. I gotta do what I got to do. Yes,
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- 52:38Speaker 7: Read now all right, thank you Nephew. Coming up next
- 52:41Speaker 7: Strawberry Letter. Today's subject she got buck Wilde on the
- 52:44Speaker 7: dance floor. We'll find out what that's all about right
- 52:46Speaker 7: after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time
- 52:52Speaker 7: now for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
- 52:57Speaker 7: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve dot
- 53:00Speaker 7: com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading
- 53:04Speaker 7: your letter live on the air, just like we're going
- 53:06Speaker 7: to read this one right here, right now, and you
- 53:08Speaker 7: never know, it could be yours.
- 53:11Speaker 1: You never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We
- 53:13Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
- 53:15Speaker 7: Thank you, nev. Subject she got buck Wilde on the
- 53:18Speaker 7: dance floor. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty eight year
- 53:21Speaker 7: old man and I have had two marriages that didn't work.
- 53:24Speaker 7: I rushed in and didn't get to know them because
- 53:27Speaker 7: I cannot make it without a woman by my side.
- 53:30Speaker 7: I started dating a beautiful woman right after this last divorce,
- 53:34Speaker 7: and my family urged me to take my time and
- 53:37Speaker 7: get to know this one and write. When I was
- 53:39Speaker 7: about to make the same mistake a third time, this
- 53:43Speaker 7: woman showed out and made me think twice about her,
- 53:46Speaker 7: but because I'm not the best judge of character, I
- 53:49Speaker 7: wanted to run it by you first. I'm an attorney
- 53:52Speaker 7: and my girlfriend is a judge. We live in a
- 53:54Speaker 7: small town, so we go to a nearby city to
- 53:57Speaker 7: hang out. She recently moved to me my small town
- 54:00Speaker 7: from that big city because she claimed it was time
- 54:03Speaker 7: for her to live a simpler lifestyle. We were invited
- 54:06Speaker 7: to a big sixtieth birthday for one of one of
- 54:10Speaker 7: her friends, and we traveled to the city and got
- 54:13Speaker 7: a hotel suite. My girlfriend and I checked in, and
- 54:16Speaker 7: then she told me she was going to catch up
- 54:18Speaker 7: with her girls for a few drinks. But I didn't
- 54:21Speaker 7: see her again until two a m. And she came
- 54:24Speaker 7: in trying to have sex, smelling like brown liquor. The
- 54:28Speaker 7: next day was the wedding, and she felt pretty bad
- 54:31Speaker 7: all day, so I was nursing her back to health.
- 54:34Speaker 7: Then it was time for the wedding and I didn't
- 54:37Speaker 7: approve of the dress my girl was trying to wear.
- 54:39Speaker 7: The sides were out and it was super tight on
- 54:42Speaker 7: her behind. I have always known her to be very
- 54:47Speaker 7: conservative and dressed like a judge. She wore that dress
- 54:51Speaker 7: and all night. She was not the woman I've known
- 54:54Speaker 7: for two years. She was dropping it low on the
- 54:57Speaker 7: dance floor and twerking on her girl and other men.
- 55:01Speaker 7: I saw her do shots and she got buck wild.
- 55:05Speaker 7: Is this why she moved from the city? Is this
- 55:07Speaker 7: how she is by nature? Or was she just enjoying
- 55:10Speaker 7: her friends? She was doing a little bit more than
- 55:15Speaker 7: just enjoying her friends. This is who she is, sir.
- 55:21Speaker 7: You know the saying when people show you who they are,
- 55:24Speaker 7: believe them. Well, believe her. Okay, I know you've known
- 55:27Speaker 7: her for two years, but believe her. Forget about what
- 55:30Speaker 7: you want her to be, how you wish she was,
- 55:32Speaker 7: or the fact that she doesn't act like our idea
- 55:35Speaker 7: of what a judge is.
- 55:37Speaker 2: It is what it is.
- 55:38Speaker 7: Just because you don't want to be alone, don't settle. Okay,
- 55:42Speaker 7: wait and get the kind of woman that you really want.
- 55:45Speaker 7: You want quality, you want class. You don't want the
- 55:48Speaker 7: woman who's taken shots and making her late and come
- 55:52Speaker 7: in at two a m. In the morning and twerking
- 55:55Speaker 7: all on everybody, especially other men. I mean, that has
- 55:58Speaker 7: to be out of the question. And this is who
- 56:01Speaker 7: she is and what she would be doing. If you
- 56:03Speaker 7: guys were together, So you dodged a bullet, I think,
- 56:07Speaker 7: And don't worry because just like she had to leave
- 56:10Speaker 7: the big city. If she's as wild as she said
- 56:12Speaker 7: as you say she is, she'll soon have to leave
- 56:15Speaker 7: your little town too, because it's small and everybody's going
- 56:18Speaker 7: to know how wild she is. And your family is right.
- 56:20Speaker 7: Take your time. Fear of being alone is no excuse
- 56:24Speaker 7: to rush into anything, relationship, marriage, nothing, just because you
- 56:29Speaker 7: don't want to be alone.
- 56:30Speaker 5: Steve, Wow, Doug, you're too old for this. You too
- 56:37Speaker 5: old for this and too educated for this. Damn, you're
- 56:40Speaker 5: an attorney. What was you doing just reading books? You
- 56:43Speaker 5: wouldn't living no life. That's why I say about a
- 56:45Speaker 5: lot of people just really educated, they don't really know
- 56:48Speaker 5: a lot about life, you know.
- 56:50Speaker 1: So I don't put a lot of.
- 56:52Speaker 5: Value on education, even though I'm extremely in awe of
- 56:56Speaker 5: people who can study and get degrees and stuff like that,
- 57:00Speaker 5: because that was never a skill set I developed. So
- 57:03Speaker 5: I'm not knocking that education is a great thing. But
- 57:06Speaker 5: if you putting your education as a priority over life skills,
- 57:10Speaker 5: you gonna suffer because you need life skills every day.
- 57:16Speaker 5: You don't need your education every day. You will not
- 57:18Speaker 5: need your degree every day, but you will need some
- 57:21Speaker 5: life skills. So there is a difference. Man, it's fifty
- 57:25Speaker 5: eight year old man. You got two marriages that didn't work,
- 57:28Speaker 5: and you said it because you rust in and didn't
- 57:30Speaker 5: get to know them. Because and then you don't like
- 57:33Speaker 5: to be alone. Well, okay, I cannot make it without
- 57:38Speaker 5: a woman by my side. Well you've made two statements
- 57:42Speaker 5: here that's really strong. I don't like to be alone
- 57:46Speaker 5: and I can't make it without a woman by my side. Now,
- 57:49Speaker 5: I don't have a problem with either one of them statements,
- 57:52Speaker 5: but if you were using the women to be by
- 57:54Speaker 5: your side. But I think there's more to it than that,
- 57:59Speaker 5: and I'll get to a little bit later. I started
- 58:02Speaker 5: dating a beautiful woman after this last divorce, and your
- 58:05Speaker 5: family told you to take your time to get to
- 58:08Speaker 5: know this one right when you were about to make
- 58:11Speaker 5: the same mistake a third time.
- 58:13Speaker 1: Now, let me ask you, some dug what is wrong
- 58:15Speaker 1: with you? I get it.
- 58:19Speaker 5: I get it, man, because Lord knows, I've made my shit.
- 58:25Speaker 5: But youre finna do it again for the third time.
- 58:27Speaker 8: Now.
- 58:27Speaker 5: At one point in time, man, we got to get
- 58:29Speaker 5: off the stupid word. We got to get off the
- 58:31Speaker 5: stupid merry go Round because it keeps hooking back. Now
- 58:34Speaker 5: you to keep getting on the Merry go Round on
- 58:36Speaker 5: the same horse. Now you're gonna have to try the
- 58:40Speaker 5: pink horse or something, because you keep getting on that
- 58:43Speaker 5: blue horse and that one right there riding your ass. Bro,
- 58:48Speaker 5: you about to make the same mistake again, but this
- 58:52Speaker 5: time the woman showed out and made you think twice
- 58:54Speaker 5: about her. Because I'm not the best judge of character.
- 58:58Speaker 5: You know why you're not the best judge. To catch
- 59:00Speaker 5: up when we come back, I'm gonna tell you all
- 59:02Speaker 5: of that. I'm gonna get a little serious with you.
- 59:04Speaker 5: I wanted to run it by you first. Well, I
- 59:06Speaker 5: appreciate you did. I'm an attorney and my girlfriend's a judge,
- 59:10Speaker 5: two educated fools. We'll be talking about the both of
- 59:12Speaker 5: them when we come back. An attorney and a judge.
- 59:15Speaker 5: And this is what we're talking about, which will prove
- 59:18Speaker 5: once again education ain't everything.
- 59:20Speaker 1: Order in the court and the relation from one judge
- 59:24Speaker 1: to the next. Y'all come yeah, all right.
- 59:28Speaker 7: Coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour, we
- 59:32Speaker 7: will have part two of Steve's response to today's Strawberry letter.
- 59:35Speaker 7: She got buck wild on the dance floor is the subject,
- 59:39Speaker 7: and we'll get into it right after this. You're listening
- 59:43Speaker 7: hard morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap
- 59:46Speaker 7: today's Strawberry letter. The subject, she got buck wild on
- 59:49Speaker 7: the dance floor.
- 59:51Speaker 5: Yeah, she did. Fifty eight year old man and met
- 59:55Speaker 5: his chick. He's been married twice. Both of them turn
- 59:59Speaker 5: out to be not good. Rushed into him family, telling
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: him take his time. He says he's not a good
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: judge character. And he says two things in this letter.
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: I don't like to be alone and I cannot make
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: it without a woman by my side. Okay, that's an
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: okay statement. But you're gonna have to learn a couple
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: of things here, and we'll get into that anyway. He's
- 1:00:22Speaker 5: an attorney, she's a judge. He was about to make
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: the mistake for a third time. And then this girlfriend
- 1:00:27Speaker 5: that you're dating showed out on you. And here's what happened.
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: Y'all live in this small town, so you go to
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: the city to hang out. She recently moved to your
- 1:00:37Speaker 5: small town from that big city because she claimed it
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: was time for her to live a simpler lifestyle. Y'all
- 1:00:43Speaker 5: got invited to a big sixty birthday of one of
- 1:00:45Speaker 5: her friends, and we traveled to the city, got a
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: hotel suite A girlfriend and I checked in and then
- 1:00:51Speaker 5: she told me she was gonna catch up with the
- 1:00:52Speaker 5: girls for a few drinks. I didn't see her again.
- 1:00:55Speaker 5: At two o'clock in the morning, she came in trying
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: to have sex. Smell it like brown liquor. The next
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: day was the wedding. She felt pretty bad all day.
- 1:01:03Speaker 5: That's called the hangover, so I was nursing her back
- 1:01:06Speaker 5: to help. Then it was time for the wedding. I
- 1:01:09Speaker 5: didn't approve of the dress my girl was trying to wear.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: Well. Now he would go, oh, now, your girl need
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: approval of what to wear.
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: But you didn't approve of it, but she wore it anyway.
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: The sides was out, Yes, I know the dress you're
- 1:01:27Speaker 5: talking now. When the sides is out, it tied up
- 1:01:33Speaker 5: round the neck, don't it. It's snapping the back. Yeah,
- 1:01:38Speaker 5: And the sides is out. So you can't wear no
- 1:01:41Speaker 5: broad with that dress because they'll be looking at broad strapped.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: And the reason is sides is out is so you
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: can get a side.
- 1:01:49Speaker 7: View of the you know, my boot they call it.
- 1:01:54Speaker 5: Yeah, see what the head lights. You can get a
- 1:01:57Speaker 5: side view of the headlights and hopefully there's some shure.
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: The sides were out and it was super tight on
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: her behind, very similar to the dress that Shirley wore
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: to the Hoodies that time, made by Linda Stoke with
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: very fraid. Yeah, Tommy and I were thinking the same thing,
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: very across her behind with best Church wrote across her O.
- 1:02:23Speaker 7: Way, I did not make the dress, and.
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: Yeah, but you put it on and had all the
- 1:02:29Speaker 5: hoodie categories on it. And best Church was cross her behind,
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: which was oh so inappropriate. But everybody clapped for the
- 1:02:40Speaker 5: choir when she came down. Any Way, I've always known
- 1:02:44Speaker 5: her to be very conservative and dressed like a judge.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: She wore that dress and all night she was not
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: the woman I've known for two years.
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: She was dropping it low on the dance floor, tworking
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: on her girls, on other men. I saw her do shots.
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: She got buck wild. Is this why she moved from
- 1:03:07Speaker 5: the city. Is this how she is by nature? Or
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: was she just enjoying her friends. You don't just start
- 1:03:15Speaker 5: working at the club you've been practicing back at the house.
- 1:03:21Speaker 5: Tworking is a very unnatural movement. You've got to work
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: on it at the house. And then you come out
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: you're torking on women and men and you're throwing back
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: shots and your sides is out. Well, here's your problem, man,
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: here's your whole problem. You're bad with judgment.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: Your old ass.
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: Need to learn how to be alone, you really do.
- 1:03:44Speaker 5: And see, the reason that you don't like to be
- 1:03:46Speaker 5: alone is because you don't know you. See, people who
- 1:03:49Speaker 5: don't like being by theyself is because they're uncomfortable with themselves,
- 1:03:55Speaker 5: so they need other people to activate things in them,
- 1:03:59Speaker 5: other people to to talk to them. And the reason
- 1:04:02Speaker 5: you're uncomfortable was as because you don't know you, your
- 1:04:06Speaker 5: old ass. Before you get any older, you need to
- 1:04:09Speaker 5: spend some time with yourself so you can know you.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: And the reason that you keep needing other people.
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: To complete you, that's why you need other people to
- 1:04:18Speaker 5: complete you, because you don't know you. So now the
- 1:04:21Speaker 5: judgment is impaired with people because you're not sure of
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: who you are. And in that right there lies your
- 1:04:30Speaker 5: whole dilemma. So now says you don't know who you are,
- 1:04:35Speaker 5: you don't really know what's good for you because you
- 1:04:37Speaker 5: can't stand to be alone, and you got to have
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: a woman by your side. People who require other people
- 1:04:44Speaker 5: for stimulation justification when you need somebody to define you
- 1:04:50Speaker 5: and help you have a good time. You're in trouble,
- 1:04:54Speaker 5: old dude. You need to go somewhere and sit down
- 1:04:56Speaker 5: and learn how to enjoy yourself and be by yourself.
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: That's what you need to do because until then, you're
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: not going to ever be a pick nobody for yourself.
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: And she is just who she showed you. Yes the
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: first time, she didn't pimp.
- 1:05:11Speaker 7: And that's why she had to leave the big city.
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: But everybody know how Yeah, I got to get out
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: of here because I'm just ripping.
- 1:05:20Speaker 7: Can you imagine Judge Judy or Judge may Blean or
- 1:05:24Speaker 7: you know some of our respects? Yes, nothing, just come on.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: Judge Steve, Judge Steve.
- 1:05:31Speaker 7: Yeah, wow, all right, that's crazy.
- 1:05:41Speaker 6: You know what?
- 1:05:41Speaker 7: Uh leave us your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on
- 1:05:45Speaker 7: Instagram at Steve Harvey f M and check out the
- 1:05:47Speaker 7: Strawberry Letter podcast on iHeartRadio. And coming up next it
- 1:05:51Speaker 7: is Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this you're listening
- 1:05:56Speaker 7: morning show, It is time now for Junior and let's
- 1:06:00Speaker 7: talk what you got Jr.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: Shirley Game three?
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: What we're doing up? Come on?
- 1:06:05Speaker 13: Now, do we believe Denver gonna take this or do
- 1:06:08Speaker 13: we leave Miami gonna take? But how we feel about
- 1:06:10Speaker 13: it anyway?
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Well, it's gonna be tough. Denver looks like the better team.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: I hate the Miami though, I got faith.
- 1:06:18Speaker 13: Yeah, it's it's hard to go against Jimmy Butler man.
- 1:06:20Speaker 13: I want him to get it ring man, I need
- 1:06:22Speaker 13: him to get it in now that Joker man another
- 1:06:25Speaker 13: triple double?
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Okay, the wolf Man.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: I just I just see this game, this series going
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: six games. I don't see it going seven.
- 1:06:36Speaker 7: Six.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: Well, if it goes seven, who you got?
- 1:06:38Speaker 13: Oh, I'm I'm gonna go with Miami. I'm a happy
- 1:06:41Speaker 13: I'm going Miami. If they get to seven games, I'm
- 1:06:44Speaker 13: going to Miami.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: I have to cheering for Miami. But she in real low,
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: ain't you?
- 1:06:50Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Your er real? Your cheer real lower?
- 1:06:52Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: Not loud?
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: Yay, it's not. But is it possible? Though? Do we
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: see it?
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: If it goes seven games? Can you see Miami pulling
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: that off?
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: I see Miami pulling it off.
- 1:07:09Speaker 13: You could think that was seven? Yeah, if it goes seven,
- 1:07:12Speaker 13: if it don't go seven. Surely that means it's over Denver.
- 1:07:15Speaker 13: Denver can take this in six five really, but if
- 1:07:18Speaker 13: it goes seven, I have to go to Miami because
- 1:07:20Speaker 13: they've had they have a heck of a.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Run in this final. Next game. The next game is
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: in Miami too, right, Yeah.
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: The next game is in Miami. Okay. So they took
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: one in Denver, Denver took one in Miami.
- 1:07:32Speaker 11: They better tie it back up. Now it got tied
- 1:07:34Speaker 11: back up. Yeah, the Vanish goes back to Denmi. Well,
- 1:07:38Speaker 11: hold on to the home advantage, will go back to Denver.
- 1:07:41Speaker 11: But what he's saying, you got to get to too first.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: See it's up to one, so right they they back
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: to having the home advantage. Oh, it's up to one.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: It is Denver. It is different's home advantage right now.
- 1:07:55Speaker 13: But can we just say, can we just say we're
- 1:07:57Speaker 13: proud of Miami for making this far as the eighth seed.
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: Hell, I'm proud of the Lakers for making it that
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: for Yeah, we can be the Lakers.
- 1:08:07Speaker 6: Is it long? Is it me?
- 1:08:09Speaker 5: Or?
- 1:08:09Speaker 7: Is this does it seem long? The championships? Is it
- 1:08:12Speaker 7: normally this long?
- 1:08:13Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:08:13Speaker 5: It's always man yeah, way when it is long to you, Shirley,
- 1:08:18Speaker 5: because you get less better.
- 1:08:22Speaker 7: It's like we've been talking about this.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Chris is just a foul.
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: Yeah, it's long, Sure it is.
- 1:08:26Speaker 11: It's a little Keep in mind after basketball we about
- 1:08:31Speaker 11: to go through a drought.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: Were about to go through.
- 1:08:34Speaker 13: I need them to speed these games up, though, topic,
- 1:08:36Speaker 13: because if I got to watch Meridith first, Hey, one
- 1:08:38Speaker 13: more damn time, if I have to do that, If
- 1:08:44Speaker 13: I have to do that.
- 1:08:44Speaker 11: One Ready, we've been playing badminton corn hole. When do
- 1:08:49Speaker 11: y'all start the next season? Ready?
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: Look, I need to start watching July seven, Baby, Thank
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: you man.
- 1:08:56Speaker 7: Thank you Junior. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 1:08:58Speaker 7: Steven father needs advice on how to handle Father's Day
- 1:09:01Speaker 7: this year. We'll talk about it right after this. You're
- 1:09:05Speaker 7: listening hard Morning show, all right. See this one is
- 1:09:11Speaker 7: from Johnny and Tuscaloosa, who says, I'm not looking forward
- 1:09:14Speaker 7: to Father's Day because my wife thinks it's cool to
- 1:09:17Speaker 7: invite all of her grown sons to celebrate with me.
- 1:09:20Speaker 7: She has three sons, and the oldest one came to
- 1:09:23Speaker 7: our house last year with an ankle monitor on. The
- 1:09:26Speaker 7: middle son has four children under the age of six,
- 1:09:30Speaker 7: and they came with him, and the youngest one is
- 1:09:33Speaker 7: a gang banger with tattoos in his face. I don't
- 1:09:37Speaker 7: want to be bothered, but she thinks it's sweet that
- 1:09:39Speaker 7: they want to spend time with me. How do I
- 1:09:41Speaker 7: stop this from happening again.
- 1:09:44Speaker 5: It's just going down, dog, it's going there's just one day.
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: It'll be overweight. It's only for a few hours. It's
- 1:09:50Speaker 5: going to take the you know, the unwelcome attention and love.
- 1:09:54Speaker 5: It ain't none this Father's Day, dog, it ain't nowhere
- 1:09:56Speaker 5: near close to Mother's Day.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: Anything around and get away from them, though, Yeah, you
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: can do. I don't care what you do. You got
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: to just deal with it.
- 1:10:06Speaker 11: That ain't gonna brakin acle, Brady bother.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: They come in. It's far a day they come in.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: The grand kids is coming.
- 1:10:20Speaker 7: You can ask him what he wanted.
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: She thinks that she told him. I think it's sweet.
- 1:10:25Speaker 5: They want to come and be and be around you.
- 1:10:27Speaker 5: You're probably the only father they ever had or known,
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: or want to be around.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: They don't know they daddy. Ain't man.
- 1:10:33Speaker 5: Happy Father's Day officer though, Yeah, she got a lot
- 1:10:38Speaker 5: of people over there. I'll tell you one thing though
- 1:10:42Speaker 5: he better that one with that ain'tkle breaks. You got
- 1:10:45Speaker 5: the little close by.
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: He can't go far. Yeahying when she walk off that porch,
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: start in testifying. You try to go to the store.
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: You got to be a strong ass dude to go
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: to the stoke.
- 1:11:06Speaker 7: All right, So you say, let them come over and
- 1:11:09Speaker 7: enjoy Father's Day.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: And that's it's just that one day, man, It's something
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: happened to me on Father's Day.
- 1:11:14Speaker 5: Gonna be It's such an unimportant day, man, but it
- 1:11:19Speaker 5: just see as compared to any other damn damn, there
- 1:11:22Speaker 5: are the day get more damn attention as Father's Day.
- 1:11:26Speaker 7: Well, what do you want? We want what we deserve. Want,
- 1:11:30Speaker 7: we want what we deserve, Okay, that I asking.
- 1:11:33Speaker 11: We want to be respected the same way mothers are
- 1:11:36Speaker 11: respected on Mother's happen.
- 1:11:39Speaker 7: That's gonna happen. Yeah, you can forget that. That's not
- 1:11:41Speaker 7: gonna happen.
- 1:11:42Speaker 11: I don't want to be taken out to a nice
- 1:11:44Speaker 11: dinner and and and you know somebody put in the
- 1:11:46Speaker 11: restaurants they wide open.
- 1:11:48Speaker 7: You could do that on Father's Day. That's easy. Yeah.
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: I want somebody to pick up the.
- 1:11:54Speaker 7: I want. That's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen. Yeah,
- 1:11:57Speaker 7: your requests are unrealistic.
- 1:12:00Speaker 11: And.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: Said, why would I do?
- 1:12:04Speaker 11: I'm with earthquake on Father Day. You're damn right, I'm
- 1:12:06Speaker 11: in New Jersey. I don't need it.
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: I don't need it. Save myself all the embarrassment.
- 1:12:12Speaker 7: I think we have time for one more Steve. This
- 1:12:14Speaker 7: one's from Pam and Carrollton, who writes, I'm dating a
- 1:12:17Speaker 7: man that has a funny smell that only comes out
- 1:12:20Speaker 7: in the bed while he's asleep. He can shower before bed,
- 1:12:23Speaker 7: and it sneaks up on me under the cover while
- 1:12:26Speaker 7: he's sleeping. It is unpleasant and a turn off, so
- 1:12:29Speaker 7: I have to make up excuses from having sex in
- 1:12:32Speaker 7: the morning. How do I tell him nicely about his
- 1:12:35Speaker 7: awful stench?
- 1:12:37Speaker 6: What is that?
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: I don't see why you still with it?
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:12:42Speaker 5: See awful stitch. Yeah you can't have an awful stitch.
- 1:12:48Speaker 5: And I'm finnah, sign up for this every night.
- 1:12:52Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 1:12:52Speaker 5: You can't think but one time on me and then
- 1:12:56Speaker 5: you're not gonna get a chance to have an awful
- 1:12:59Speaker 5: stitch on me twice?
- 1:13:02Speaker 7: Going on with this, he should go to the doctor.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: You gotta get this checked out by that sin.
- 1:13:14Speaker 7: Only comes out at night, so.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: He secrets when he's sleep.
- 1:13:22Speaker 7: That sounds nasty.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: What be a wild animal? What is that a protection
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: measure with sleep? Won't nobody eat meat?
- 1:13:34Speaker 6: What?
- 1:13:37Speaker 5: So if you want to avoid getting eaten by all
- 1:13:39Speaker 5: the wild animals, smell like you dead?
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: Oh all right?
- 1:13:45Speaker 7: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
- 1:13:47Speaker 7: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
- 1:13:50Speaker 7: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well to Cleveland brown
- 1:13:56Speaker 7: player Steve greg news Him the Second and Perry On
- 1:13:59Speaker 7: Winfrey were robbed at gunpoint this week. Police reported that
- 1:14:04Speaker 7: six mass men stole their jewelry and Newsom truck as
- 1:14:07Speaker 7: they left a Cleveland nightclub at around three point thirty
- 1:14:10Speaker 7: on June fourth. Newsome the Second, a cornerback for the Browns, tweeted, quote,
- 1:14:15Speaker 7: it's a cruel world we live in. So here's a
- 1:14:18Speaker 7: question for you. Is it safe to say that they
- 1:14:20Speaker 7: were targeted for having money and nice jewelry?
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: Ain't robbing about it any yeat. The blessing is man,
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: they didn't get hurt.
- 1:14:28Speaker 7: That's right.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: You can have my truck and this jewelry. Bro, don't
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: shoot me man.
- 1:14:33Speaker 5: Yeah, if you rob me at some point, I'm gonna
- 1:14:35Speaker 5: give you stuff I don't You won't even know I
- 1:14:37Speaker 5: have till you.
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm gonna tell you a couple jokes. We
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: don't all be laughing. Hey, hold on, hold up, sir,
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: her Do you know that this belt buckle is gold?
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: Let me CONSI.
- 1:14:50Speaker 7: You're gonna help them?
- 1:14:51Speaker 5: Yeah, because very few people steal your belt. This belt
- 1:14:57Speaker 5: buckle solid gold right here. Yeah, let me show you
- 1:15:00Speaker 5: this tag watch I got, man, this thing here really nice.
- 1:15:04Speaker 5: Trade this in you hold on, man, Just to make
- 1:15:07Speaker 5: sure you complete. I keep a row of money side
- 1:15:10Speaker 5: raised in my underwear. It's that face so you so
- 1:15:15Speaker 5: your trip can be worthwhile. I don't want you to not.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: That's what I did for years.
- 1:15:21Speaker 5: I used to put my money long way inside my
- 1:15:24Speaker 5: draw a long way, okay. I used to cross the
- 1:15:28Speaker 5: front of me below my neighbor. I have my money
- 1:15:30Speaker 5: in that laid long We hear that all right?
- 1:15:32Speaker 7: Coming up more of the sea. Harby Morning Show at
- 1:15:34Speaker 7: thirty three minutes after we'll play around it. Would you rather?
- 1:15:37Speaker 7: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. Time out
- 1:15:42Speaker 7: for a rounded? Would you rather? Would you rather guys
- 1:15:46Speaker 7: have endless love or endless money money.
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: I get that love something more than what. How y'all
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: talking about money? Came back and you love? I know
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: who the hell tell y'all that I want that endless money.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: I know where love for sale that I know where
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: for sales. Know you ain't. I'm gonna have nice TV,
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: be in a good couch boy. You got somebody I'm
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: trying to stay. I'm thinking I know how to get
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: to the liner right now. See. Oh yeah, I'm gonna
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: take that money because I don't give you. Damn. I
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: don't give care how you feel about me. If you
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: give me endless money, you can give me hate to
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: go with it. Come on, newlywed, make some with the fellas.
- 1:16:32Speaker 13: I'm telling you give me the in this money because
- 1:16:34Speaker 13: I need it right now. Come in every month. I
- 1:16:37Speaker 13: just paid this first mortgage. I needed money.
- 1:16:40Speaker 7: I'm telling you all right. Would you rather be a
- 1:16:43Speaker 7: boxer or an m M A fighter?
- 1:16:46Speaker 5: Mn?
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: Oh no, be a box either one. It's gonna be honest.
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: If I got you, I'm not. I'm not on that ground.
- 1:16:52Speaker 5: Got a can't get on here. I'm standing up boxing
- 1:16:58Speaker 5: You done, haul off and keep me in mind, Hold
- 1:17:01Speaker 5: up where that's come from. I'm boxing my asss off.
- 1:17:06Speaker 5: All of a sudden fop he right, you can kick me?
- 1:17:09Speaker 11: Man, Yeah you got you got my face up against
- 1:17:14Speaker 11: this fence and just drag.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: Dog. I got him in my boxing stands.
- 1:17:19Speaker 5: All of a sudden he haul off and just kicked
- 1:17:21Speaker 5: me and my damn calf muscle. I ain't got no car,
- 1:17:24Speaker 5: ain't got no strong ass bottom legs. I got rein
- 1:17:29Speaker 5: deeal legs. Man, you better crack my damn like what
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: you're doing. But you kicking my leg fall?
- 1:17:34Speaker 7: I got it? Okay, all right, that's why.
- 1:17:38Speaker 5: He leaned back and kicked that front kick and kick
- 1:17:42Speaker 5: you dead in your mouth?
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: You put your foot in my mouth? Dog man?
- 1:17:50Speaker 5: We boxing hell' that's too much to watch out for.
- 1:17:53Speaker 5: Would did you tap?
- 1:17:55Speaker 11: Hell?
- 1:17:56Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: I TAP's quiet? You tap? He was on top. He
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: didn't get you in a submission hole yet he would
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: win in.
- 1:18:04Speaker 7: Would you rather communicate with everyone by text or FaceTime? Video?
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: Text? Text?
- 1:18:10Speaker 7: I don't want to see the person.
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: Pleasant. I don't know how to hold the cambra. My
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: nose look like a stadium. Sorry, last are for real?
- 1:18:25Speaker 7: Would you rather sex with an X or no sex
- 1:18:29Speaker 7: ever again b B God.
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: Lining them up there no sex ever or sex would a.
- 1:18:38Speaker 10: Xt just me?
- 1:18:42Speaker 7: We gotta go. All right, that's today's roundup. Would you rather?
- 1:18:45Speaker 7: Coming up in forty nine minutes after our last break
- 1:18:48Speaker 7: of the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from
- 1:18:50Speaker 7: the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're
- 1:18:53Speaker 7: listening Hardy Morning Show. Here we are our last break
- 1:18:57Speaker 7: of the day on this Friday. It's a good day
- 1:19:00Speaker 7: and a good week. Thanks to everyone who listens every morning.
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- 1:19:25Speaker 7: day for you, really big day for you.
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: Big day. Yeah, God has been good today.
- 1:19:31Speaker 5: On the shelves at Walmart are the brand new Elevate
- 1:19:34Speaker 5: You products exclusively at Walmart today, So if you haven't
- 1:19:39Speaker 5: gotten your daily Vitality green you can now go to
- 1:19:43Speaker 5: Walmart and get them in exclusively only at Walmart. All
- 1:19:46Speaker 5: three flavors are in stick packs. So now it's easy.
- 1:19:50Speaker 5: You just take a pack out dumping in water. You
- 1:19:52Speaker 5: can travel with it, you can take it with you.
- 1:19:54Speaker 5: You don't have to worry about it the scoop anymore.
- 1:19:57Speaker 5: We got it all in a stick pack. It's available
- 1:20:00Speaker 5: in all three flavors starting today at Walmart. And the
- 1:20:04Speaker 5: new product is we have delicious gummies. The gummies are
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: absolutely delicious, and the gummies are for three different purposes.
- 1:20:12Speaker 5: One is for your immune system, the other one is
- 1:20:15Speaker 5: to help you with your digestive system, and the third
- 1:20:19Speaker 5: one is to help you with metabolism. If you want
- 1:20:22Speaker 5: to gear up your metabolism, feel more energy, we got
- 1:20:25Speaker 5: it for you.
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: If you need to get more stabilized.
- 1:20:28Speaker 5: And I recommend everybody get the immune you want to
- 1:20:31Speaker 5: build up your immune system to help fight off sickness
- 1:20:35Speaker 5: and disease and to help strengthen your immune system. And lastly,
- 1:20:40Speaker 5: but not definitely, not least, you've got to get your
- 1:20:43Speaker 5: digestion straight now, Oh gotcha?
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: Man, If you ain't ohan yourself out, oh.
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: It's a must.
- 1:20:56Speaker 11: Man.
- 1:20:56Speaker 5: I had a partner told me, Man, I ain't been
- 1:20:58Speaker 5: in a bathroom in three days what I said. But
- 1:21:03Speaker 5: when he steady eating, though, what do you think that's going?
- 1:21:07Speaker 5: Your twenty six miles of intestines or twenty six feet
- 1:21:10Speaker 5: of intestine is solid? Hey, man, you need to irregular
- 1:21:17Speaker 5: right now. Yeah, that's like when I was young, man,
- 1:21:20Speaker 5: I used to eat pancakes. I used to eat pancakes
- 1:21:23Speaker 5: till I gag. When I was little, I would eat
- 1:21:27Speaker 5: them till I could feel them in my throat.
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: I just love the syrup.
- 1:21:31Speaker 7: Oh, the syrup.
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: So that's it, man, y'all get out there to Walmart.
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: Thank you all. I'm gonna try to pop in on
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: a couple of Walmarts today.
- 1:21:39Speaker 7: No, that's gonna be fun.
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: I'm a video on video. Yeah, please let me see this.
- 1:21:45Speaker 11: Let us see that. Yeah, and you get round in
- 1:21:48Speaker 11: red and blue jackets. You ain't gonna be no good
- 1:21:50Speaker 11: boy when you get rounding the best.
- 1:21:53Speaker 7: But congratulations, Steve. That is major, no major accomplishment.
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: Another way going today, I'm going I'm going to Waldmark.
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: Today, pick up it.
- 1:22:02Speaker 7: Maybe you'll see Steve.
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: Yeah, which one you're going to walk?
- 1:22:05Speaker 5: I come? Oh, you think I'm gonna tell you that?
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: You you think I'm stupid? You if I said that
- 1:22:14Speaker 5: right now.
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: You know what would happen when I got you?
- 1:22:17Speaker 7: Oh, well, at least they be sold out though, think
- 1:22:20Speaker 7: of it that way, Steve.
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: They're gonna sell out, is it? Well? No, No, I
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: don't want to do that. I mean I want to
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: sell out, but I don't want to like be there. No,
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: you're starting to make this not a good idea. What
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: you said you was going that guy over?
- 1:22:40Speaker 7: Now you you gotta go now, then you gotta go. Well,
- 1:22:48Speaker 7: it's gonna be fun, all right, send me.
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: One of the warm ups, man, elevator? Are you coming black?
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: Can we bother those up? I don't want to.
- 1:22:57Speaker 11: I don't want to send me one of them damn things.
- 1:22:58Speaker 11: Give me one in black. What you're talking about, Junior?
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: You got?
- 1:23:04Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: I got the hat too?
- 1:23:06Speaker 11: For what?
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: I know your black ass ain't talking to me about
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: I asked for that's your coming?
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: Hold of hold?
- 1:23:15Speaker 5: I know your black ass ain't talking to me about it. No,
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: you want want of my damn hat?
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:23:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I want a hat?
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: But had I been asked for? Damn here a month? Okay,
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: I'm sorry you didn't walk. You have had your walk.
- 1:23:30Speaker 5: The sick ass people to come to your damn walk.
- 1:23:34Speaker 5: I didn't increase the viewers next year in the walk.
- 1:23:38Speaker 5: Remember we got everybody. I've got people coming next week,
- 1:23:43Speaker 5: next year, al Halla, Pecia, people.
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: With just bad hair in general, I got people coming that.
- 1:23:53Speaker 5: I got people with hallatosis coming next year. I got
- 1:23:58Speaker 5: all kinds of people coming to your He soon got
- 1:24:00Speaker 5: the nerd ask me about a damn hat? And you
- 1:24:03Speaker 5: have been asking his ass for that little damn hat
- 1:24:06Speaker 5: for over a month now, yes you have. And then
- 1:24:12Speaker 5: he gonna look at me talking about when how can
- 1:24:14Speaker 5: I get one him? With him elevate you sweat sure,
- 1:24:16Speaker 5: let me put this hat back on so he can
- 1:24:17Speaker 5: see what the hell he ain't again?
- 1:24:20Speaker 7: You look good, You're you're good, a model for your
- 1:24:24Speaker 7: brand because you're you're coming down.
- 1:24:26Speaker 5: I see, I see you know. And just Junior, look
- 1:24:30Speaker 5: at his hat. Healthy Junior, look at this hat that
- 1:24:33Speaker 5: you's not gonna get. Take a good ass look at it.
- 1:24:38Speaker 5: They're talking about some sending me a damn hat. I
- 1:24:40Speaker 5: wish the hell I would be asking your little short
- 1:24:42Speaker 5: ass for a hat for a month.
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: I hope, kid give me a hat, is what the hell?
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: I hope.
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: All the simple hats I just unpacked him sitting. Damn.
- 1:24:58Speaker 7: You know, he just about a house. He just got married,
- 1:25:00Speaker 7: so you give him a little time.
- 1:25:02Speaker 5: Wow, are you seeing there? Waking people up? Making Now
- 1:25:06Speaker 5: send me my damn hat.
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: Sickle sell hat sickle, sale hat man. We gotta go.
- 1:25:13Speaker 5: Hey, y'all, have a great day. Talk to God. He
- 1:25:15Speaker 5: loved to hear you. But don't ask here for nothing
- 1:25:19Speaker 5: because you probably ain't gonna get it.
- 1:25:22Speaker 7: It's not nice.
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