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Happy Holidays and Have a Great Weekend - 12.15.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time. If y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: at all, suit all looking back the black dog giving
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  Speaker 1: them more, just like the molding buck things. And it's tough,
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  Speaker 1: y'all to be true. Good Its ste how guy listening
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  Speaker 1: to me together for Stu bar to hand quick, don't
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  Speaker 1: you join? Yeah by joint be doing me honey say
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  Speaker 1: turn yeah, you go. You gotta turn the turn turn
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  Speaker 1: you lovely got to turn out to turn water water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back, Uh huh, I sure will
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  Speaker 1: A good morning everybody. Y'are listening to the voice. Come
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  Speaker 1: on now, did me if you will? One and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got radio show. Okay, sure, be honest with y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Was rushing, rushing this morning. So but that's what it takes.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes you have to put forth a different kind
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  Speaker 1: of effort, you know. One of the things about being successful.
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  Speaker 1: And I was sharing this just the other day with
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  Speaker 1: a young man and he asked me. He said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't see how you get up that early
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. I just don't see how man, it
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  Speaker 1: would it would kill me to get up this early
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. Well, I sat there and I'm listening
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  Speaker 1: to it because it's just a thou sometimes I've heard it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and my life is, you know, not too
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  Speaker 1: different from a lot of people's lives. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people out there to rise early. And I guess
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what he wanted from
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  Speaker 1: me or how he wanted me to take what he said.
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  Speaker 1: But I just sat there, you know, just indifferent to
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  Speaker 1: the tones because I've heard it so many times. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how you get up that early anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how you do all them jobs. And I
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  Speaker 1: just sit there, man, because I first of all, I'm
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  Speaker 1: grateful to be able to have a job. I'm so
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  Speaker 1: grateful to be able to do one and several that
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  Speaker 1: I happened to enjoy doing. I mean, you know, it's work,
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  Speaker 1: and it's difficult at times, but it's I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: know I wanted this. You know, you gotta you know,
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  Speaker 1: you can't ask God and then he give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't be mad that you got it. Don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're asking for something, me give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: The problem with asking God for stuff is a lot
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  Speaker 1: of times we're asking for stuff we don't really know
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  Speaker 1: what all it encompasses, what all it really is. And
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  Speaker 1: I asked for this. Now along the way I've gotten
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  Speaker 1: far more than I asked or I want you to do.
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  Speaker 1: Understand that, and um, you know that's that's his grace
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  Speaker 1: at work in my life. But I get up early
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  Speaker 1: and I go to work because I do understand something
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  Speaker 1: that it is not walking up to you. Nobody walks
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  Speaker 1: up to people normally and just hand them checks all
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  Speaker 1: the time, and enough checks to sustain your life, and
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  Speaker 1: not only sustain it, but to have a life that
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  Speaker 1: where you could enjoy and do some of the things
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  Speaker 1: you want to do. That's I don't know the person
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  Speaker 1: that walks out hands out that money just to be
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  Speaker 1: doing it. And then with a lifestyle though, where you
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  Speaker 1: can you know, give your kids a Christmas, you know,
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  Speaker 1: take your family on vacation, you know, a year once
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  Speaker 1: a year. I don't know, nobody passed not to kind
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  Speaker 1: of money. So I get up early in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I get at it. I was taught to get up
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  Speaker 1: early in the morning by my father because my father says,
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  Speaker 1: ain't none gonna come to you, Why are you laying there?
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  Speaker 1: And you know what, It's just true, man, it's just
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  Speaker 1: little common sense. Love old people smart man, they've been
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  Speaker 1: around long time. You don't get you know, some old
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  Speaker 1: foods out there, but you know you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: deal with them. But the old people are pretty smart man.
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  Speaker 1: They've learned a lot along the way. And waking up
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  Speaker 1: early and getting out of it is one of them things.
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  Speaker 1: And I ask everybody man to think about this scenario
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  Speaker 1: of your life. I just want you to just I
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  Speaker 1: want to show you some numbers. If a day has
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hours in it, and let's just say you
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  Speaker 1: choose to sleep eight of those hours because they tell
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  Speaker 1: you you need eight hours sleep, so you sleep eight hours,
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  Speaker 1: that's a third of your life asleep. Already, just a
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  Speaker 1: third of your life is spent asleep. If you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do eight hours a day, you understand that a third
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  Speaker 1: of your life is spent asleep. Now, let's say you
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  Speaker 1: have a job that you work eight hours, and it's
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  Speaker 1: not the job of your dreams. It's not your dream career,
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  Speaker 1: your dream profession. It's just the one you took, like
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  Speaker 1: all of us, to get its stalled it and then,
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  Speaker 1: like all of us, some of us end up having
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  Speaker 1: the state there because we've created these bills, and we
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  Speaker 1: can't because we check the check. So we can't leave
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  Speaker 1: it because we'll lose what what we've worked for. So
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  Speaker 1: let's just say you got a job that you go
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  Speaker 1: to work too for eight hours. That's another third of
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  Speaker 1: your life. That's two thirds of your life spent doing something.
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  Speaker 1: How do I put this to you? Oh, let's all right,
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  Speaker 1: like Steve, just leave it. That that's two thirds of
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  Speaker 1: your life. Feel how you want to feel about your
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  Speaker 1: two thirds when I like sleep? Okay, cool, that's a
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  Speaker 1: scripture about that too. But now you spent two thirds
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  Speaker 1: of your life one on a job you don't care
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  Speaker 1: for if you're not happy there, or one that just
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  Speaker 1: pays the bills and it's not your dream job of career.
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  Speaker 1: Another third of your life is sleep. Oh now, let's
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  Speaker 1: hold on. Let's talk about the one hour of preparation
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  Speaker 1: that it may take to get to the job. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just say you wake up, you know, brush your teeth, shower,
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  Speaker 1: or have a little breakfast, get dressed. Let's just say
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  Speaker 1: that's an hour. So now we're talking sixteen hours, eight
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  Speaker 1: hours sleep, eight hours on your job. That's sixteen hours
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  Speaker 1: you got already time one hour. That's seventeen hours. Let's
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  Speaker 1: say your drive time, let's say getting to your job,
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  Speaker 1: for the average person, is anywhere between thirty two an hour.
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  Speaker 1: That's an average of what it takes the average person.
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  Speaker 1: Now some people out there hustling the way harder than that,
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  Speaker 1: but let's just say your average is an hour getting
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  Speaker 1: to work. You had another hour to that going to work.
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  Speaker 1: You've now spent eighteen hours out of the twenty four
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  Speaker 1: doing something that's either nonproductive, you're not happy with, you're
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  Speaker 1: not pleased about. It's not your dream job, it's not
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  Speaker 1: your dream profession. And the rest of the time you sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Eighteen hours. That's going to work. Now you gotta come
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  Speaker 1: from the job, so let's just say it's another hour
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  Speaker 1: to get back home. That's nineteen hours. Nineteen hours out
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  Speaker 1: of a twenty four hour. A third of it you've
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  Speaker 1: been asleep. A third of it you've been on the
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  Speaker 1: job that you're not happy with. You took an hour
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  Speaker 1: to get ready to go to the job that you're
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  Speaker 1: not happy with. That you've just been a third of
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  Speaker 1: your life sleeping to get ready for. You spend an
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  Speaker 1: hour getting there, and you spend an hour getting back
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  Speaker 1: that's nineteen hours out of twenty four hours. You now
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  Speaker 1: have five hours left in your day. Oh you watch
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  Speaker 1: TV two times, two hours a day. Okay, excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: Let's put now you put two hours of TV on
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  Speaker 1: that you've just been twenty one. You now have three
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  Speaker 1: hours in the day to do something super productive for
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  Speaker 1: the development of yourself and the future of your family,
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  Speaker 1: and your future as a person and what you can
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  Speaker 1: provide for your family. Oh, I need to chill. I
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  Speaker 1: need to smoke one. Oh I needed some time it happy.
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  Speaker 1: How seemed like all I do is dry to work
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  Speaker 1: and go to work. I'm gonna go out with the
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  Speaker 1: fellas drink one. Okay, Let's say you spend two hours
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  Speaker 1: at Happy I nobody go to a Happy Hours just
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  Speaker 1: for a hour. Let's say he's been two hours at
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  Speaker 1: Happy all smoking awesome video games and throw that in there.
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  Speaker 1: Two hours of smoking, chilling, reading the paper, video games.
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  Speaker 1: That's twenty three hours of your day going. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: see how your day slips away from you? So why
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  Speaker 1: would you get up early? You get up early to
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  Speaker 1: get a jump, You get up early to produce, to plan,
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  Speaker 1: to become productive. You get up early in the morning
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  Speaker 1: to care about every single minute of your day. You
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  Speaker 1: wake up early in the morning because you have a plan,
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  Speaker 1: a mission, You have something you want to accomplish, So
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  Speaker 1: you wake up early, and you as the earlier you
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  Speaker 1: get up, the more time you have just for you
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  Speaker 1: to devote to your plan. You map it out, you
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  Speaker 1: make some sense, some emails, you do some Google searches,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is you need to do to get your
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  Speaker 1: dream under way. Then you go get ready, Then you
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  Speaker 1: it in your car, go to work. Then you go
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  Speaker 1: to your job. But on your job, instead of sitting
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  Speaker 1: at your lunch break messing around with a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: people laughing and talking about nothing, playing dominoes, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you take that hour to do some more research, to
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  Speaker 1: do some more Google it, to send out some more emails,
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  Speaker 1: to put some feelers out there, to see what can
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  Speaker 1: get you in the place that you want to be.
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  Speaker 1: Then when you get off, instead of driving straight home,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you go somewhere in a meeting, you know,
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  Speaker 1: take in a session with some people in a positive
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  Speaker 1: mental state. Some people are doing you know, self help
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  Speaker 1: groups or group of people that get together network for business.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you take that two hours and devote that
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  Speaker 1: to that business idea. You got. No human being has
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  Speaker 1: more than twenty four hours a day, including myself, But
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  Speaker 1: if you care about every single minute of that day,
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  Speaker 1: you'd be amazed at how much you could get accomplished
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  Speaker 1: in a twenty four hour day. But you can't get
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  Speaker 1: none of that happening because you sleep. You're listening. She's
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  Speaker 1: with people, cities, whole damn country, with man at me
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  Speaker 1: and little people. It doesn't matter. Ain't got man more.
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  Speaker 1: Reverend Adnoid. Let's do the call and response and explain
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  Speaker 1: that again what we do, what we do. We preach
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  Speaker 1: it today. Okay, because we do. You need a respirator.
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  Speaker 1: Everything the sound clumped up to you what vix, vapor,
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  Speaker 1: a sermon today. We'll be reading from the Book of
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  Speaker 1: Gap with little start up from the Gap Man Get Band,
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  Speaker 1: Get Band texted beginning complaints from some of the younger
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  Speaker 1: members that the sermons have been a little old, outdated.
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  Speaker 1: So we go do is go mix Gap with the
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  Speaker 1: Book of Riata. Okay, start us from the Book of
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  Speaker 1: Gap and they will go into I'm fun. Oh, I'm okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fun. Little start from the Book of Gap. And
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  Speaker 1: to hear him when he says no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no no, sure, I'm cutting you off. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I had some help today okay, yes, lord a men,
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  Speaker 1: go right there anyway, We're gonna right the Book of Gap, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and then we'll go in keep the Book o Rihanna. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: color response. You need some vix all over your face
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  Speaker 1: and your chick sound weird? Yeah, right ahead, okay. Started
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  Speaker 1: from the Book of Gap into the book right ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Read it ooops upside your head, say oh, blow it down.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, yeah, I'm sorry, it's all right. Say
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  Speaker 1: oops outside your head, say oops upside your hand. To
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  Speaker 1: read that again, because those are great words. Did you
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  Speaker 1: see what you said there? Oops? Upside your heads up? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had some help. You better preach, Reverend Nor,
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  Speaker 1: you better preach. Say it again, read say oops upside
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  Speaker 1: your head said oops, upside your heads upside your head.
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  Speaker 1: That's great text right there, that's great text right now.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't you just switch it up to the Book of Rihanna.
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  Speaker 1: Go up to the Book of Rihanna. And you got me?
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  Speaker 1: Let go? You got me, let go? What do you
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  Speaker 1: want from me? What do you want from me? If
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  Speaker 1: I had a crowded head of some people to preach to,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, stay with me, stay with trust me,
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  Speaker 1: trust me. I'm going somewhere with it. May look like
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going nowhere, but I'm going somewhere with us.
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  Speaker 1: Go right ahead and read that over again. And you
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  Speaker 1: got me, and you got me let go, you got me,
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  Speaker 1: let go. She said you got me, not let do,
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  Speaker 1: meaning you had me, but left meaning to take the
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  Speaker 1: word go from you got me, you don't have me
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  Speaker 1: no more. Oh hit the mic. So how does my
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  Speaker 1: upside the head go with that? Because I'm reading texts
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  Speaker 1: for the younger and the older, all to bring the
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  Speaker 1: chick the Book of Rihanna, sir, and I tried to
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  Speaker 1: buy your pretty heart, but the price too high. Well,
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  Speaker 1: try to buy you're pretty hot. Price is too meaning
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  Speaker 1: he can't do it? Amen? Amen, Amen, Amen, go right there? Amen,
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  Speaker 1: right there? Did the church just put it? Amen? Right there? Amen? Right.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had some help to follow me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: following me, follow me. I'm going somewhere. I'm gonna towel
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  Speaker 1: us upthing together. Okay, I'm gonna tell it's something together.
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  Speaker 1: You know it looks loose right now, it seems all yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it's going somewhere. Alright, Baby you got me, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh baby, you got me lego did you swallow your tongue?
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  Speaker 1: What was that? Hello the moment? This is such a
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  Speaker 1: for text. It makes me baby, you got me like, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: keep going, I know I pay the man. You love
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  Speaker 1: when I fall apart. You love when I fall apart,
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  Speaker 1: fall apart. You love when I fall apart, when I
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  Speaker 1: don't have it together. You love that when I'm not together.
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  Speaker 1: You love when I fall apart. And then we go
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  Speaker 1: back up to the top again. And you got me.
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  Speaker 1: You let me go, and you look when I fall apart.
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  Speaker 1: You see what I want? I can you drop the
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  Speaker 1: text down? Someone? Go down and deep into the deep
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  Speaker 1: into the message. Read down deep into the uh say
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  Speaker 1: oops upside your head, oops up back to the older
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  Speaker 1: people in the whoops upside the head. Now I want
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  Speaker 1: all you gappers apple and finger snappers, finger snappers and
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  Speaker 1: you toe tapper and love rappers. I need to just
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  Speaker 1: wrap it up right there. I'm done. Yeah, you read it,
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  Speaker 1: close it again. I'll read it again. Okay. Now I
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  Speaker 1: want all you gapers, gapper and finger close this thing.
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  Speaker 1: Read now. I want all you want. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to read it and didn't close it all up. Now
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  Speaker 1: I want all your gappers and finger snappers, your toe tappers,
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  Speaker 1: and you love rappers. That is a powerful message. Enjoy
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  Speaker 1: your day, make something of yourself. All right, run that
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Come on, nephew, it is time
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest ones of all time. Really well,
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  Speaker 1: when the nephew Frank's his uncle Steve's this show is ignorant.
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  Speaker 1: He's still like a pastor. Here you go. So what
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  Speaker 1: did you saying. I'm saying to you. Did he chelling
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  Speaker 1: on everybody? He's chicking. Ain't got nothing to do with me, man,
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  Speaker 1: That ain't my book. That's his damn book. Put him
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  Speaker 1: on the phone next I can tell him I don't
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  Speaker 1: always stand to Steve. He ain't writing about you. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: even tall on me, even tall on my boys. He's
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  Speaker 1: telling on everybody. Man. He goes this book. Ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with you, man, No, nobody's book. Dud
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  Speaker 1: got something to do with me. Because everything to stay
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  Speaker 1: then run us. He was growing up from the hood
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  Speaker 1: telling on everybody, and I'm tired of this. He ought
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  Speaker 1: to go somewhere and sit down. Dog dog, you gotta
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: be get right with your girls that if he's stolling
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: my girl, he ain't got no business coming in my
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: house in my car telling every damn thing. Hello, Who
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: who is it? What is it? Hold on? Man, this
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey? Who is this? This is your tea? Man?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Listen here, man. Okay, I was gonna phone with your
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: neckt you and I'm just saying this to you. Steve. Okay,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: hold up till you dude. I see you on the
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: front of essence. I see you on the on the
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: family field, on your radio show. So why don't you
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: go somewhere and sit out and quit telling on everybody
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: what I mean? If I'm everything, Steve, I'm riding the
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: car with my family. I gotta turn my radio off
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: because you're telling game. We grow sticking together. If I'm
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: running the middle game and make my hands meet or
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: whatever it is, that's my goodest. You ain't gonna on me.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold old women, First of all, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who you are. I know you're done. I know
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: who you are, and we listened to the show had
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: first time. You're gonna do. Then back up a little bit.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Dull because you're talking to me plays if Steve, ain't
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: nobody scared of you because you got money. I just
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: say't nothing doing no money, and I ain't gonna be
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: too many Listen a minute. It's just enjoy your life.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: You find the perfect white you. You found the perfect person,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God, clem, don't put
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: God in this. Lead God out of this because you
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: ain't calling from the God. Ain't gonna s people killing
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: me with that part right there, God bless you. Don't
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: throw God. You don't want God bless me because you're
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: talking too crazy to me. That's for starters right there.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: But since you're talking crazy to me, let me turn
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: you onto something. You at the running game. That's your problem.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Run your game. You can't get mad at me because
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I'm doing what I do to man, y'all kill me.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: You out there doing what you want to do, like
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: you all of this right here. Then you're coming to
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: me because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: a damn about you. Man, see on how you want
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do though,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: it's talk to me like you Clay because I ain't
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: bring this thing. Let's make the player feel fail. Okay.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: You got the airwaves, you got the microphone, you got
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: the ability to touch a lot of people. Okay, and
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: you're just telling you're a walk keep talking, hold of
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: hold on. This ain't got nothing to do with the
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: air waves. This ain't got nothing doing with the media.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: That's just me and you talking. I can't talk to
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you personally perstantly. Me and you can talk anything. I
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: don't talk me in there you're called you're talking all this.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Ye had seen his people like you, man, dog. You
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: know why I wrote a book in the first place,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: because you're always somewhere trying to act like you're something
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: that you ain't. Now you've got the sauce on the phone.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Now you're trying to mink about money, and to me,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: it's just me and you're just two men talking. Not
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: what you want. And if there's two men then talking
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: there from one man to another, watch you get from
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: where and sit down it quick telling. First of all,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I ain't got to sit down. You're already doing nothing
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  Speaker 1: as it is. She was strown as somebody go out
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: and do something, trying to do something positive. You've got
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: someone shaking big chilly wags like you sitting up in here. Man,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: want him to go to sit down somewhere. I ain't
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: gonna sitting down, no damn where you can miss me
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: with that. I say what I want to say. And
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: who are you anyway? You ain't even doing nothing. Don't
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: tell me I ain't doing nothing. I'll tell you what
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I am doing. I'm trying to do something. Every time
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I take a step, you take two steps. I can't
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: manna killing who? Hey, yeah, you don't kill me. Why
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: don't you quit trying and do something? You won't killing me? Man?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: With that on you trying to do something? Why don't
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: you do something? Dog? You shouldn't have been really talking
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: to me about what you're trying. You ta selling that
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: same thing to your people. You're trying winning your tie
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: to me and trying still when you're gonna do something,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I'm doing something right now. You're talking here on the floor.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: You can be improving your relationship with your girl or
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: who are you trying to get it together? But you're
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: on the phone with me complaining because I don't wrote
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: a book. Then don't read the damn book. You probably
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: ain't read it. No way, and don't watch the TV show.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: You probably ain't working enough to play the bill. Noh,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I let me wait a minute. Do you don't know
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: nothing about me? Okay? You don't know nothing about my finances?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: You know what I won't about your finances? This about
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: you as a man? I think you wrote man if
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you don't what y'all Kimmy, hear what y'all do to me?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking to me
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: on the email somewhere, you're always on the blog talking
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: about me. You don't even know me. Then when you
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: give me face to face, you want to bring up money.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: This concepts ain't got nothing to do about money. I
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: ain't brought him money one time. It's about man who Now,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: why don't you do that right there? I meant, no, Steve,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: it ain't about money now because you're got, Okay, because
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: you got when you wasn't broke. I bet that woun't
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you're at it? I want just what yo a man
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: just with? When I was broke, I was working. I
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: wasn't sitting on the phone crying to some other men
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: by what he making me feel with my wife. Yeah,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: and time I take a step forward. You got me,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: took me to step around. That's why you ain't take
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: a step give me. I'll tell you something because you
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: got Franks. Excuse you. I just oh God, call you back,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: dog man. Just doing my duty, that's all. Just doing
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: my duty, that's all. You didn't get it one day,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you know, not yet. But I'm praying for you. That
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: segment is Judy's eating in his mind. I don't no doubt. Yeah,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I know what it's. You know, No, it's not at
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: least time me at the end. Let them off the field. Yeah,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: we just leave your mess out there hanging. You don't apologize.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: It's a joke of nothing. If they're in the news,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: you get to see these people. What was that? He's
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: the one that's gonna see him. Yeah. Has anyone ever
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: said anything to you, Steve about these looks or anything
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: but Jake put Frank anything? What did they say? Who
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: wasn't it was? I had a couple of moments, just
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: one million, and you know, you know line, I hate
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: the morning anything, Damn, Steve. I thought we was cool.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: We're all cool. What changed? It was too far? Let's
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: uh so what do you do? Just walk away? Yeah?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I thought we was cool. What's going on? Please? Good
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: to see you look at good. You're looking good man,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: kind of wife, good family, good man, man, God bless
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: you man. Okay, all right, well, all in a day's work. Hey,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: that's what it is. I can't believe you didn't know
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: some of this stuff when you hired. You're listening to
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Most of our listeners are
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: at work right now, guys. And guess what what? Job
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: interviews are useless? Uh? This is according to a new study,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: job interviews are useless. We've all gone through job interviews.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: This one you just called me. Well, it's a good
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  Speaker 1: thing because it would have been it would have been
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: qualifications job interviewed news. According to a new new survey
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: and a new study, job interviews are useless, especially if
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: those job interviews are free form recent and ours would
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  Speaker 1: be free form. On this particular job, researchers found that
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  Speaker 1: people have too much confidence in their ability to make
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: accurate judgments from face to face conversations. Now. Because of this,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: interviewers ignore other important important information, such as the past
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: job performance or of an applicant and other job related
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  Speaker 1: skills the applicant might have instead, they allow themselves to
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: be charmed into hiring the wrong person. So Steve Jr.
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  Speaker 1: Jay Tommy, Uh, about your first not this job interview,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: but tell us about your first job interview. Oh, I
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: had a job one time. This true story. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: make up some other stuff later on, but this right
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  Speaker 1: here is true. I had a job. I was very tiny,
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  Speaker 1: head of the boy and small, and I had a
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  Speaker 1: job at the car wash and the car shells place.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: And I would set back the speedominans, you know, so
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  Speaker 1: so it looked like it was a new car, you know,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: like it was three thousand miles. I said it back
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: to like a thousand miles. And I didn't have the
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: interview for that, just because I could fit my ass
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  Speaker 1: up under the dashboard. And then I was turning back
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: and I was, you know, I got so fat I
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: couldn't get up under the and I lost that job.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't last that long. Get somebody else, yeah, get
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: somebody to sit back. I was an old, dominant set back.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I know you have a story about interviews. Yes, I
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: know you do. I was an interview one time for
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  Speaker 1: this job after I got laid off at Forward. It
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: wasn't that good a job. I just needed work, man,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I just needed some work. And I'm sitting in this
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: interview at a insurance company. But it was a debit
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: insurance company. I ended up working for Commonwealth, but I
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: interviewed for another on a competitor, and it was just
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: real rank. Debit insurance companies is rank. It's nothing but
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: a rip off. And I'm sitting down an interviewing. This
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: fat dude is interviewing me. And I got my little
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: suit on. I'd impressed it out nice and everything. So
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: he says, uh, so tell me why I should hire you?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: And you know, I was so. I just my third
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: interview with this ragging as company and it was kind
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: of pissing me off, you know, so he said, so
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: tell me why shout high you. I say, I'm about
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: as good. I'm really so to tell you truth, I'm
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I'm about as good as anything sitting in here right now. Okay,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I don't see nobody around here that I think could
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: outsail me or anything. He said, You're just basing that
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: on the way people appear. I said, noncious, how I
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: feel about myself? He said, so do you think you
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: could outsail me? Asked when the interview didn't do Yeah,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I don't really see you beating me doing nothing. My boss,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: he said, he said, I think you should leave this
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: interview because there's no way with high a person is
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: arrogantly said, man, you're fat. You know the word fat.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Bestard blows anything. Nobody was just in your eyes. Nobody, nobody.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting a job. Three times right coming? Oh okay, nephew.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I interviewed to be a bouncer at a strip c
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: what hey, hey, hey man, I'm going to the bathroom.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here your little hot but I
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: needed your money. I needed the money. I ain't never
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: had a muscle in your chest. You know, young Ago
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: show that is gonna bend you can. Stripper is bigger.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I got in two days the strip class scripple whoop,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: And I lied to you that I picked up some
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: money off the flow and I was gonna give it
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: to it. She thought I was taking her money. And
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I got my brother whooping some male stream club that
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: get of diamond, diamond. This is every day, every day
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: day you got all smelling like victory. I was cold
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: and interviewed on ja like peach. But can you stand yeah, man, yeah,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: you've been in any fights before. I'm like, yeah, y'all
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: handle myself. Man, they too, man, she thought, Wait with
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: thirty dollars. Oh, I never had a job interview. I
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: had laid. My first job, though, was laying palettes of
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: gray yawns. I quit the same day. Have you ever
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: laid palace of y'all? No, I can't say that I
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: have bring it. Oh my gosh, I let him Heaven.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I was sixteen. I let him had that. No, no, no, nothing,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: you know what it is. I actually gonna tell yaws
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: up when I see that you're listening to the Steve
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, come on, Jay the Butterfly. It's
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: it's time now, you do the introduction. You do it
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: so well, yn't nobody bring the energy on the show
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: like the one and I left Eugene. Oh my god,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Friday is here. The holiday is getting ready to begin.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Everyone is just getts so festive. It feels so good.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I feel it in the air. So good morning, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: carl It Jr. J Anthony Brown, Nephew, time you get
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  Speaker 1: morning to all of you all, say truly, truly pleasure
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: to give you on this beautiful Friday, South, I come
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: bearing gifts. Okay, today is about gifts. Okay, I'm excited.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Carline girl, I got to hell you. Frankie Beverly made
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: maze ready. So I have you a nice linen short
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: set girl that you're gonna love to rock while you're
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: in there cooking in that um a girl. You've been
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: to be rocking up in here. I promise you you're
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be cooking. Don't worry if you splash something out
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: on it. Girl, do you yes, be kid with it.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I got you taken care of. That was so thoughtful
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: of you. And okay, here it is. I am so
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: excited to give my friend. I don't know how to,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: said JR. Huh, you are going to rock this halter
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: suit out and made for you. Oh my god, it's
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: a hot to sue. It comes, but the back I
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: have to back out. But what we gotta do is
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: get your hand on tattoo to put back there where
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: the back is out. It's gonna be you gonna you
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: gotta set this place some fire. It's a how to.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: It comes down to the navel. Okay, what men really
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: wear halters? He gotta be the first he got the
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: first you got sometimes you got to break that land,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you got to go. They
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: were the romper things. Now he don't want to run around,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: but he has a halter suit south the jacket is
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: the jackets snug. But you still get to expose your
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: neigh but and that's what you want to do. Drink
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: is your neighbor gonna be out, but listen and then
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: your back good neighbor exposing my navel. But I have
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: come on. I don't don't hurt my finners in that way.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: That's on stage. You're gonna rock this and you're gonna
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: love it. And you gotta turn your back to the
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: audience and let him see your tattoo. We're just gonna
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: be a hand up by to fly. Okay, WHOA your
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: outfit sounds better than mine. Everybody want without enough for you.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: But that's I need to get with you before you leave,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: because in order of you to wear your back out,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: you know, we got to go through your eggs. Man,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: get that out of all right, all right, I gotta
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: have move. You have a smooth bat. We gotta get
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: some nax Emo on you. Bar. We do use Naxie anymore.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: You're gonna go We're gonna put this damn Noxino. Alright,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: coming up after the break to Anthony Brown is here
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: to murder another hit. We'll be back at thirty four
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: after you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's Jay Anthony Brown with another murder
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that another murder hit. The song, Well, that's one thing
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: about them as it hits, is to take the song
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: that's already out and totally destroy it. The name murder
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: the hits at least key song. We've Got Something in
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Common a great song, very good song. I love it,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: but the song is dedicated to people who have nothing
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: in common at all, yet they remain together. Sometimes you
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: just get sick of him. You used to be my line,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: but now sometimes I was staying and dead fed up.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I don't want to try. You've had a brick that
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: smash you in your head. I had you that you
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: and I my boom, not my boot. Time for you
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: to move. If you stay eve away, I might just
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: want to kill you. I know you, I know you.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: You just can't take the truth. We ain't got nothing
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: in coming. I'm just being honest, will you? We ain't
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: got nothing in coming? Hell, I'm being honest. Will you
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: it's time for me to set for self freak. You
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: bring the heat eyt of me. I will be catching
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: that t is such a stupid fool. It's time for
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: me to set for self freak. You bring the head
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: eye of me. I'll be catching net is such a
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: stupid We ain't got nothing in coming, and I'm just
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: being honest. Will you say, we ain't got nothing in
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: time coming. I ain't got nothing. Don't stop, I'm just
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: being honest. You bring the hay to eye. I hope
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you catchaship where you have nothing coming with yah. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: that's amazing youze that. I think when they walk in
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: the door and they when they come back from wherever
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: it is they've been, and they come back and they go, hey,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: that's it right there. That's what I can't stand about
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: your when you say, hey, how you doing that? How
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: you doing See? That's the thing that's making me man
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: right there, that I spoke that you spoke good morning.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: What's so good about it? If you hear that one
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: get to that point when the relationship is empty, everything
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: is wrong, all of it's on your last note. Everything
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: they do, the breathing, hey, I just the way you breathe.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: My girlfriend can stand away or has been shooting his food.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: She was done. They divorced shortly, shortly. You choose something
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: one more time. You get on my last I had
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: a girl. I had a girl told me she didn't
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  Speaker 1: coming up the nephew and the prank phone call? What
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• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I promise you. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're back coming up next, got the prank
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: phone call Tommy. All right, don't you hold tight? I
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  Speaker 1: I'm popping on y'all. Y'll checked us when I hit it.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I've been to surprise you. Hello, I'm trying to reach Calmen. Please.
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  Speaker 1: Oh who's calling? This is the half style Surrenzo. Oh great, great? Hey,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: we were waiting for you. Hold on a second, I'll
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: get her. Hello. Hi, is this is this Calming? Hi?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: How are you good? Great? Listen? Um? This is a
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: half style it' I'm supposed to be there to do
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: your hair for the wedding. Hey are you lost? Uh? No,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I do have a good Just there's something that has
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: come up and I kind of need to discuss some
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: things with you. Are you kidding me? Let me ask
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: your way. You know I'm getting married in four hours? Right,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I do know, I do know. Let me ask you this.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: What time actually is the wedding? Is it at five
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: or six? The wedding is at five? Okay? Um? What
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: have you done to your hair so far? Nothing? You
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: have the hair I'm waiting for you to put weave
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: in my on my head? Right? Um? Oh god dear, No,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: you're on your way right. This is a joke. No,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: this is not a joke. I've got I've called my mama, fine,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: tell him to come here. And I I don't have
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: a stolars today. You came highly recommended and I've already
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: given you a deposit. You you should be on your way.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I do understand that, though, and I don't mind giving
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: you your deposit back. I'm no, that's no, that's not
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: what I want. I need you here to do my hair.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I have no one here to do my hair. I've
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: already paid you. I understand this. Dear, calm down, Listen,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I want to do. Okay. I do
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: have someone that I can send that it's going to
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: do an outstanding job for you. Okay, But I'm not.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I've gotten into a spat with Oliver, and I just it.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: It's a very is Oliver. Oliver is my friend, and
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: we've got Are you kidding me? It's been a serious, serious,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: serious blow up. This is the most important day of
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: my life. And you're not coming to do my hair.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: You're not taking care of your business because you've gotten
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: into a fight with your boyfriend. Listen, I'm not gonna
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you about this. I've I
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: have argued with him all night. I'm not going to
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: go back and forth and argue with you as well. Yeah,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I have to argue with me when I need it.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: For you to be here, I understand that, and I'm
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: going to send someone there. Is one of the most
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: unprofessional styles I have ever met in my life. I
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: cannot even believe you're doing this. Listen, I'm trying to
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: deal with you on a professional level, but you're not
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: because you're not here. I understand that, and I understand
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to to to rain on your parade.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: And professionalism went out the window when you called to
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: say that you can make it because you were in
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: an argument with your boyfriend. What I'm not gonna do
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: is go back and forth with you. Somebody to find him,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: find um, tell her to come. Where is everybody? Mama?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Please get him to the phone. Oh boyd, listen, what
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: have you done to your hair? Okay? Has it been washed? Yes? Okay,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: so it's just waiting. Is that what's going on? Yes,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: that's what's going on. Have been done? Have you been
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: under the dryer at all? No? Okay, So is it
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: still there? What are you asking me questions? You're very
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: trying to get someone. I bring when I send someone
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: and I want to send them in there. Yes, I'm
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: sitting here with wet hair. Has your has your makeup
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: been done? No? I'm waiting for you to do my hair.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe this. Why are you asking me these questions?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Hold the police, don't ones like Oliver. I'm not gonna
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: go I'm Oliver. I'm not. Oh my god, I'm not
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: gonna This is crazy. I'm not going to talking now.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Let me take care of the clos I'm not going. Hello,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Listen? Is there any way you
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: could possibly push the wedding back to seven? You are crazy?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: You want me to change my time because you're in
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: an argument with your boyfriend. Listen, this is the first pas,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: this is you are the most unprofessional thalist I've ever
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: met in my life. And trust me, Darling, I will
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: put the word out about you. No, No, you haven't
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: make sure that you never ever do business again. Wait
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: a minute, now, what you're not gonna you don't curse
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: at me. You're not going You're not gonna go one
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: in my day? I understand. There's no reason to be mad.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I'm the one that should be upset. It's my day.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna talk to me like this. He don't
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: want to you any kind of way. I want to
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you call Raring money day. Hold on a second. See
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: you got this talking crazy to me, and I'm not
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: going to go with it. No, not what I'm not
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: gonna do it sitting let's talk to me. No, you
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: didn't call me a I'm not gonna sit here and
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: let you talk to me. You know what? I wish
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you were coming to this church. I got your Listen.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: with you. Now, I got someone I can send in
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: there to get your hair done. Do you want it
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: or do you not? Who are you sending? I am sending, Listen.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I will be sending my assistant and she does. She
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: watched his half. She's been instructed what to do. Don't worry,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: She'll get it to you. Don't want me to let
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: it shampoo golf, start my hair on my wedding. Look
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: do you want? How are you kidding me? I'm a
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: a please. Now you need to be talking to me,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: not Oliver. I understand. Listen, let me take the racial
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: voice of her voice at me. I can't do whatever
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: the hell I want to. So this is my you.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I've ruined my wedding day. No I'm not. I'm trying
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: to get your wedding day together. Now, going to send
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: this shampoo, go to do my hair. Cynthia is very good.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: She will be there at five o'clock. We will have
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: you ready. Running starts at five o'clock. I don't know
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: what to say. What you need to be saying, is
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: he on your day? I'm gonna Simpia will be I
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: don't want Cynthy, don't do my hair. I didn't pay
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Cynthia to do my hair. I pay you to do
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: my hair. And if you have to bring Oliver with you,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: you need to come on out. Do you want to go?
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Do you want to just go with me? Okay, listen,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I have one more thing I need to say. You
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: have to say to me. The only thing you need
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: to be saying to me is that you and Oliver
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: on your way. You're about to ruin the most important
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: day of my life. I am not at on your head. Yes,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I'm now. Are you on your way? Yes? Or no, yes,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: And I have one more thing I need to say.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: But what do you want to say? Listen, don't, don't,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: don't come for me. Boy, you better spit it out.
• 51:53
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• 51:57
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by all your eyes made. Oh
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I am going to I don't believe they did this.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: That's why I can't sign on, Tessa, and I'm kicking you.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Was not funny, not today. This is the last thing
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I needed today. Do you know what they wanted me?
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: They wanted me to get you yesterday I said no,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: We're waiting to the wedding day under so much pressure.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, what
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  Speaker 1: I can see that dude sitting on the edge and
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  Speaker 1: are not at all affected in this way by overdosing
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  Speaker 1: on sugar. I really have cutback on sugar. But that
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  Speaker 1: But they'll dive into eat a lot of sugar. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a sugar dad. I'm gonna splend dad.
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• 55:03
  Speaker 1: buckle up hole, long takes or all baby letter twenty three,
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  Speaker 1: thank you telling me subject saying daughter with an insane mother. Hey, everybody,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I am having the most crazy time in my life.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: My mother, who I love dearly, believes that everyone in
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: the household is putting root on her. Me personally, I
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: don't believe in the crap, and and I for darn
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: sure will not waste my hard earned money on such
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: hocus pocus. My mother has diabetes and eventually and evidently
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: a slight case of dementia. Most of this is coming
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: from her side of the family because they go to
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: root workers to get spells taken off them or to
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: cast some of their own. My father, my sister who recently,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: my father, my sister who recently had an ic D defibrillator.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Um implanet myself and myself and myself so you can
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: read ignorant. Let me do it myself, Let me do
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: it right. They go to rude workers to get spaills,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: taking off them all the cash, some of their own.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: My father, my sister who recently had i c D
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: defibrillator put in their chest, myself and I me is
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: getting stressed out. That's how you got she met myself
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: and up okay, are getting stressed out. She don't know
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: how read people. I'm eager already know what she let
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: me finish the letter getting stressed out because my mom
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: is always accusing of harming her, such as making her sick,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: taking her hair out, making her look like a man,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and so much other bull I tell her that she
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: needs to go to church and pray to God. Then
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: she says that it was God that told her that
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: we were putting the fix on her. I can't take
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: it anymore. What should I do? Sincerely, sane daughter with
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: an insane mother. I don't know anything about roots I've
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: heard about I don't know what it means anything. Uh,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: you know your mom clearly needs to go to the
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: doctor and get checked out. Go ahead, I mean clearly
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: she needs help. With all due respect though, Yeah, she
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: needs to go to the doctor. Yeah, go ahead, I
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: have anything? Okay? Cool? I do see you said something
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: in the letter with all due respect, yeah, because it's
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: her mom. What is we're interjecting respect in this letter
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: for when it ain't nothing in the letter at all?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: So I don't feel like this. Look, if you can
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: call your mama a root worker, then please let me
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: go on through the letter and discuss your mama freely.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: This is really what it is. Your mama crazy and
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: a whole family crazy going to root workers. All right,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you're having the craziest time in your life because your mother,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: who you love dearly bleeding. Everybody in the house is
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: putting route on it. For those of you that don't
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: know what that is, that's some ignorant sicisfici Louisiana mess
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: that people down south think that somebody can put a
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: spell on you roots. That could be voodoo. You can
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: go visit Voodoo Princess up on Route one. You can
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: go down there. You can do anything you can, but
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: you can't hear the bottom line. Like the lady said,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: it's a bunch of hocus pokers. My mother has diabetes.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Here we go, your mama crazy and a whole family
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: crazy going to root workers. First, let's kick it in
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: with your mama sick. Throw in your mama ain't taking
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: her instantly, take it. Throw in your mama missed a
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: couple of shots. Taking in the fact that your mama
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: eating pine cake on a regular basis. All right, most
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: of this is coming from her side of the family
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: because they go to root workers. Okay, your mama crazy
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: and a whole family crazy going to root workers. That
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: means they go to people with with with animal items
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: around their neck, like chicken feed and stuff. This is
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: the this is elementary root working you're talking about. See
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: chicken feed is elementary. You got to have like a
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: hang like a piece of goose liver on your neck.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: To get into the higher elevations of root work, you
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: gotta find a duck bill platypus. You know what that is.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: That's an animal. You gotta get the foot of a
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: duck bill platypus to really be into elevated forms of roots.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: You got a chicken foot. Anybody get a chicken for hell,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you might want to show up with a rabbit foot.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: You got to get deep. You gotta get a chicken
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: or a duck head. This is how ignorant this letter is.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: What you wanna do is like you don't care, like
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: a tip of a black cat tail on your neck
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: or something like I'm telling you stuff that if my father,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: my sister who recently had an I C D defibrillator plan.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: You know what defibrillator is. That's when like your heart
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: go out and they put them two things on e
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: something that clear how you do now, I don't know
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: how you can't pack that whole thing in your chest,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: but obviously your family is battle then the average family.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Now you got only fat people that's got these two
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: things in their clear already we're dealing with something excess crazy.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: My let my answer don't have to make sense because
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: the damn Okay, Now she gotta defibrillate the whole defibrillator
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: they cut in manibulances. They had this point it off
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: a chest that was really wrong. Overweight, fat route working
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: family then got a defibrillator, which really I think it
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: ain't a defifillating her fat behind. I think it's a refrigerator.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: That's what's really in your fat family chest. A refrigerator
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: that ain't defibrillator. How you get that in your chest?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Old defimulator in your chest? I think she's mispelling it here,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: just like she wrote all these bad words, and this
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: is your refrigerator in your fat mama chip. Then you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: said accusing her of harming her, such as making her sick.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Your mama already got diabetes. It's that taking her hat out.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. You know your half finning when you
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: get diabeting making her look like a man. I underlined
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: that ain't nobody to make your mama look like a man.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: You know your mama looked crazy. I don't care you
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: wrote this letter. You know good way of your mama
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: looked crazy. My mama has never a date looked like
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: a man. She's been sick. My mom been down in
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: the out. I buried my mama. At no point did
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: my mama look like a man. Look, you're sitting up
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: in here trying you got your mama is actually mighty
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Joe young, and you are trying to get her sick
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: behind away from workers. For those of you that don't
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: know what that is, that's some It didn't Mrs Tiffian
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Louisiana mess that people down south think that somebody can
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: put a spell on you roots that could be voodoo.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: You need to get your mama a mirror, because at
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: no point should your mama walk in the room and
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: look like a damn man. We need to stop this
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: right here, then, you say, and so much other bull
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: I'll tell her she needs to go to church and
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: pray to God. She do, but you need to go
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: down there with her because the next time your mama
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: walk in the room and look like a man. I
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: want you to just holler at the wow, Mama looked
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: like a man. Part two. Steve's response is coming up
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour. You do not want
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: to miss this. You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: But come on, Steve, Yeah, come on Steve with your response.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Part two. Let's have it to the letter right now.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Come on, it's gonna be different. Refrigerat what's in the refrigeration?
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  Speaker 1: Please back to the letter saying daughter in the refrigerator.
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  Speaker 1: you know, bird beaks, lizard Paul's market teeth, Ahma dealer shell,
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  Speaker 1: some hot sauce, you know, just in case you get hungry.
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  Speaker 1: they got everything in there. Ham It's like everybody, all
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  Speaker 1: All that's in there some soy milk, but it's soy milk.
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  Speaker 1: so it don't stand. Now let's get to the party. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: who do my mama looked like a man? Who mama
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  Speaker 1: looked like a man? When did your mama walked in
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  Speaker 1: the room and you thought it was Joe Fraze? When
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  Speaker 1: the last time your mama came in and you went
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  Speaker 1: flavor flame? You know how your white man? Do your
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  Speaker 1: mama look like? Mama? I've been damned westless night? Your
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  Speaker 1: mama looked like Westless nights. I'm what you do? What
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  Speaker 1: you in your mama? Root, Paul, we need to get
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  Speaker 1: you when you're walking the room and your mama looked
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  Speaker 1: like beer? Is my what you'll need to do. It's
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  Speaker 1: get back to this route worker and talk to him
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  Speaker 1: about a new route. Okay, your mama cannot be walking
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  Speaker 1: around looking like a man? Nah she And now on
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  Speaker 1: me is night at the church, and don't nobody knows. Brother,
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  Speaker 1: you want to stand up, mit douce yourself. I'm sister creamer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: really you are, so introduce yourself and brother, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're gonna come to me as night, you
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  Speaker 1: can't wear no dress. There ain't no me as night.
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  Speaker 1: That's my mama. We gotta go email us or Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girls.
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  Speaker 1: Surely okay, switching gears now, this is for you guys.
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  Speaker 1: According to Maxim magazine, why do you want to sleep
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  Speaker 1: around even if you're happy in your relationship? Okay, turns
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  Speaker 1: out we're all naturally a little slutty. Okay, that's what
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  Speaker 1: it says. As much as you want to pretend that
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  Speaker 1: you're the most loyal, you're yes, yes, yes, forget what's
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  Speaker 1: on the outside inside she excuse me, I got choked.
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  Speaker 1: I know it all choked up. As much as you
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  Speaker 1: want to pretend that you're the most loyal, dedicated, faithful,
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  Speaker 1: and monogamous creature on the planet, you're still a human being. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: There's a study that involves uh sexual stimuli a boring
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  Speaker 1: sex leads a person to seek out more exciting sex.
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  Speaker 1: In a nutshell. What they're saying is, if you want
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  Speaker 1: to keep it faithful, then you've got to keep it
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  Speaker 1: interesting and exciting in the bedroom. So Steve, here's a
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  Speaker 1: question for you. What do you do? And we may
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: already know the answer to this one, but we're gonna
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: ask you anyway. What do you do to spice things
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  Speaker 1: up and keep things from getting stale? Monkeys? I do it.
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  Speaker 1: I do it. That's just that's just go to sexual
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: trick monkeys. You can train a monkey to work your
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  Speaker 1: video camera because they're trained. Some of them just being
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  Speaker 1: cage is just holly, you know, just smo. You know.
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  Speaker 1: They don't touch you. You know, some of them know
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  Speaker 1: how to stay up on the chandeli. You know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're athletic. Okay, j What about you? What about you?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Same question? What do you do to spice things out?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Just get married again? Every time? It's so easy? You
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: know what, This ain't working out? Junior, the young one
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  Speaker 1: on the show? What do you do? What do I
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  Speaker 1: do to spice things up? If I'm in there, I'm
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: already of spice stuff because happened for me? You want me?
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  Speaker 1: Let me take my shirt off? All right? All right? Caution, caution, caution, nephew.
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  Speaker 1: What you got? How do you spice things up? I?
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  Speaker 1: Do stuff myself is interesting, Like I like, what was
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: two weeks ago? I came in the room with just
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  Speaker 1: my whole body covered in mustard because my baby and
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  Speaker 1: I just came in with just all mustard, just spicy
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  Speaker 1: must I got your hot dog and your mustard. You
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  Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. And
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  Speaker 1: no dishes but mustard in your asses. I've never done
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: it with mustard in your own. And your roll behind
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: has not got to be pretty at all. It's not her,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: It just must the girl. Don't judge him. My mustard,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: all that steak, all that mustard you steak. Hey Julior, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Man's holiday time, man, We're supposed to say happy
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: holiday there, but that we sposed holiday's people from Yeah man,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: y'all enjoy y'all sales, enjoy each other. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and now it is time
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: for another episode of bad acting theater. It's the Steve
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  Speaker 1: the Chapman's Ready, guys, Yes, you have the work of
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  Speaker 1: the bad acting. You stop in the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: nry just started and I started reading. Okay, ready, everybody ready, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Hello everyone, Welcome to another episode of
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Bad Acting Theater with your host and narrator
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  Speaker 1: me Surely Strawberry. We called this episode I got your
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  Speaker 1: message right here. Let's look in and see what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: In last week's episode, Earl suns Chester just got back
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: from being kidnapped and was excited to be home. He
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: went into the kitchen to make himself a peanut butter
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  Speaker 1: and jelly and pork rynd sandwich. Yuck, Daddy, Daddy, you
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  Speaker 1: didn't I didn't think you kid, I didn't think you're
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  Speaker 1: like I didn't think I didn't even ever see you
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  Speaker 1: a kid. I'm gonna go in the kitchen and make
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  Speaker 1: me the biggest peanut butter and jelly sandwich I can
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  Speaker 1: find it, and you know what, you know what, I'm
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: gonna throw in some pork rind. Earl was mad that Frenchie,
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  Speaker 1: who was supposed to be played by George Wallace but
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: was played by Tommy ripped him off for forty million
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  Speaker 1: dollars that he paid him to keep Chester because he
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  Speaker 1: let him go. I'll pay that fat no good bad
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  Speaker 1: acting small hat wearing old ass. Mama, you're jo't telling
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  Speaker 1: purple color need grow Frichard for the million dog keep
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  Speaker 1: that boy, and I was to never see him again.
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  Speaker 1: He took that money and then let him go. And
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Junior and me too, we're surprised to find out that
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: KK was his mama. His mama? What what? What? What? What? What? What? You? My? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: I thought? That's right, your mama. Let's look in on
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  Speaker 1: this week and see what's happening with the Chapman's. This
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  Speaker 1: is free. Your mama full stupid. She don't even know
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  Speaker 1: how to leave a message. Leave a message. Look, look,
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  Speaker 1: your blue black rascal. You made a deal. I gave
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: your forty million dollars to never see him again, but
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: you took my money and you let this worthless no good.
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  Speaker 1: So go now here in the kitchen right now, making
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: a peanut butter jelly and poke rand Sawers. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want the money, but you got to keep up your
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  Speaker 1: end or the boggain. If not you, you got to
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: come get him. Please. If you don't come get him,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: help me kill him. Please, please have some decency. Friend.
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  Speaker 1: She picks up the phone because he was just screening
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: his call. Take care of your little problems. All right,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta deal, but promise me that you're gonna come
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  Speaker 1: and get him first. Oh we we we, we gotta deal.
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  Speaker 1: I've lied before, but I won't right on, right on
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  Speaker 1: with the right on. Oh okay, he really hates that boy.
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  Speaker 1: Let's listen in. It's Bogard is calling Reverend ADNOI to
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  Speaker 1: find out where KK is. He's finally able to call
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: after the butt whipping he got last week because the
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: swelling just went down. This is if you was about
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  Speaker 1: to beat it with the women who looked like mc plead.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know how the phone ring first and
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  Speaker 1: after I'd already left the message to ring boys bad yeah,
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  Speaker 1: rab just Bogard. If you see KK, tell her I
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  Speaker 1: moved to Egypt. Okay, I'm not around. Now. Let's listen
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  Speaker 1: in as Junior's still taking it now. Let's listen in
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  Speaker 1: as Junior is still taking it all in that KK
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  Speaker 1: is is mama, Wait waite what what? What? Who? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: She's my my what? What? What? What? Take K? I thought,
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a minute, hold on, she's my what what?
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  Speaker 1: You my what? We'll get back to that. But guess
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  Speaker 1: what KK has found Beauregard. Oh yeah, this is uh
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  Speaker 1: this Rev. This is Bouregard. Like I said, if you
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  Speaker 1: see KK, tell her I moved to Egypt, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And if you ever see him, man, I'm ready to
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  Speaker 1: face off face to face. She got in a lucky punch,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: you know what. I'm ready to have it out with
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: her one on one anytime she's ready. Kay k okay.
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  Speaker 1: I thought she was gonna say. I looked down and
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  Speaker 1: she that's what I was doing that all right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: get off the phone. Punk, I'm right here. Where's my money?
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  Speaker 1: I told you it and not end Well. I don't
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  Speaker 1: find him, Jack, I'm dying. Shad shad me Ellen. I
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: don't want to die. Get cold in him. Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on sound effect. Man, I'm not finished
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  Speaker 1: die god, guy, I hold it. Somebody told my mom
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to die. Wait a minute. I've still
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  Speaker 1: have been a want. I don't wanted to, but I'm dead.
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  Speaker 1: Joined us next week for the Chapman's. This has been
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's bad acting theater, and I got the best
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  Speaker 1: death ever. We gotta go to break. We'll be right back.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Hardy morning showy. Heck bla bla
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  Speaker 1: what hey mine, No, just had a little Richard flashback.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Just we heard Richard performed at our church one time.
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  Speaker 1: Turned it out, Lord Hammers. Little Richard was a Christian
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: before it was a heath. I was just gonna say it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: good mornings. Everyone's hi college. Hey, sister all there. How
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? Brutal for brutal blue? Hey, Junior Mornus
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  Speaker 1: is still day. I see you're trying to work on
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  Speaker 1: your little base in your voice. Yes, ma'am trying to
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  Speaker 1: pick it up. That's good, Junior dad is real good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. She still gotta ways to go.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: You know. Don want you to think cause I'm complimenting.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: You need to stop basing it up. Yes, ma'l. Hi
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  Speaker 1: jaf Sown, how are you doing today? Beautiful? Beautiful? Where
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: is that boy you was always talking about, the one
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: with the fat head? What? What's your name? After the
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: white man in the wheel chair? What is your black?
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  Speaker 1: George Wallace? Yes that's him? Yeah, boy, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: where huge been a little waterheaded boy? Yeah he was.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Shirley, Well, hello, sister Odell. How are you? Beautiful? Beautiful?
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  Speaker 1: Hearts ma'am in life, Well, you asked me this every
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: time you come on, and I have the same I'm
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: just trying to see if he's steal which he gets, ma'am,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: and I have the same response for you married life
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  Speaker 1: is wonderful. Thank you. Well, that's good if you ever
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: have another response that wants to be here for you, Yes, ma'am,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy that you're thinking of me. Uh huh. Well,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: so what y'all been talking about? What's going on innywhere
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: else today? What's talk about? Breakups? You know? And you've
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: never got experienced breakups and stuff down now? Almost of
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: my husbands have passed or died that ain't real breakup
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: when they die. Forem died for heart failure, fore Um
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  Speaker 1: died for just a stroke. And you had a living
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  Speaker 1: altogether right m hmm, Yeah, what happened that they're still
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: living old bounds? Just as hard to kill all? Did
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  Speaker 1: you kill his hands? Around? Lord? A mercon? Two of
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: them needs to just gone and push their chips up
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  Speaker 1: to the window. Because he ain't looking at good. Cleifers
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  Speaker 1: don't look good no more at all. And I can't
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: believe I haven't married him. Why I saw him at
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: the casino. He came up on the bus tour and
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: he was at the casino here in a wheelchair. And
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: then he got to get out of the wheelchair, stand
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: on a walker to put his quarters up to turn
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: them in. Now that's just too much you and you
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: can't walking, you can't stand, you can't go nowhere. Luck
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  Speaker 1: at it. I sachade right up there in front of
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  Speaker 1: him so he could see this good thing was gone.
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  Speaker 1: Push my chips right up to the window and walk
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  Speaker 1: right off. Never did even look at him. I know
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  Speaker 1: he was in I didn't even speak. Why I'm speaking
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: your phone, your husband X for a reason. So you
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: left town. Ain't no Maine leave me. I live here
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: because it wasn't no good name was in mad shape.
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  Speaker 1: The Lord puts up on it, you know, the lord
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  Speaker 1: of that voodoo. I tried one of I don't really
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: care for voodoo. But my sister went to New Orleans
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: one time. He came back with a chicken foot lord.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Next thing, I know, his whole left side. So it worked.
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  Speaker 1: And then sister, O'Dell, you know what, I hate to
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  Speaker 1: This is the hardest for me. I think when I'm
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: talking with you, to just bring you some bad news
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: or some unpleasant news. You don't seem to bother you
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: that much. You all in one, all way brainy. Well,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I'm the one that talks to you mostly about you know,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: news headlines and things. But you can't wait to chill. Mean,
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  Speaker 1: what is it chilly? No? Do you remember Batman? The
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: show Batman, m Batman, Yes, Man, bad Man. It started
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Adam West of course as Batman. Uh huh well, um, yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: He passed away this week. Um, Adam West pass Yes, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: Adam West, Holy, let me get you. Adam Wish, the
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: man that paid Batman. Yes, ma'am. It's not robbing. No, no, no,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: not robbing, yes, ma'am. A d a m Adam Wish, Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: He was eight eight Ley, is you show that is
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  Speaker 1: Adam that's gone? Yes, ma'am. Batman the man who played Batman. Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: good Jesus, I thought you meant Alfred Lloyd Jesus Alfred Batman.
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  Speaker 1: What would out for the bang? Is doing that cave?
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  Speaker 1: All they wanted it was getting real batter down. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I used to hum the theme so on when I
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: was bad Maid. I just put it on even shain't
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Batman the whole time. Did he did, he'd be down.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: They're gonna what bam bo oh man on this show?
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  Speaker 1: Thought you thought you man? Alfred the butler was gonna
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: used to add him. I didn't really can't adam whatever
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  Speaker 1: I DISSI mean everything. I liked my hands on that
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: little boy wonder though in a little punk. All right,
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  Speaker 1: and I tell you one thing that that boy shell
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: would have been wondered. Oh thank you. Since you're o jail,
• 1:24:27
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• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: and JA you guys go back. We go back, so far,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: so far. I mean crazy stories. It was never cable.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: We had a TV. Steven always tell me about how
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: he's own insurance, and I think I'm gonna let you
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  Speaker 1: finish it. But the story he told about how he
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: we're going to sell insurance to these people. Drove way
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: out somewhere late it now way out and a couple
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  Speaker 1: go ahead quite a minute. They was old, and I
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  Speaker 1: wall it was dog where they lived. I'm sleeping and
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: I get out there and the lady were real nice man,
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  Speaker 1: and she wouldn't got me some tea And I'm taking
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: a couple of SIPs to the tea, and they were
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: sitting there and I, you know, the one of them
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: had to hear the age, so I had to speak
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: a little loud. And you know, when you're tired, that
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: takes more energy. And I'm just talking about this policy.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: And the guy got up and went somewhere and came back,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: and that stopped my momentum. So when he came back
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: and he sat down, I was damn near gone. And
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: I looked at him and I was sitting there, man,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, coming well, the couple was still
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: sitting there. That baby was fine. I don't know, man,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how long I was sleep. But
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: the old white people was just sitting there looking at me.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't And when I owed my eyes, I
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  Speaker 1: did not know who them to white people? Oh my god,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I said, it's just a hot situation.
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  Speaker 1: Do they have me? They got the craziest son with
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: an apt somewhere, man. I got the looking around and
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: lady said you you are tired, Mr. Oh my god, man,
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  Speaker 1: I said there. Man. The only thing that clued me
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  Speaker 1: was I looked back down at my paperwork and it
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  Speaker 1: said Commonwealth and surce let me know you're an insurance agent.
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  Speaker 1: Because I thought it was a hostile situation. Hasn't many
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  Speaker 1: white polking got me out? Woods man, I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no cell phone, you know, were no cellphones or nothing?
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  Speaker 1: No phone now, man. And they looked just like the
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  Speaker 1: white people on that on that cornflake box, remember oh
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  Speaker 1: my and Paul. Yeah, they had to pitch funk head
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  Speaker 1: and wy flank glass and looked like he'd kill you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, but he's weak and people, but they
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  Speaker 1: looked like they were real strong too, though. Man. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I woke up. Man, I'm telling you, I swear to god,
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  Speaker 1: I woke up. I did not know who them two
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  Speaker 1: people was. So how did you get out for that?
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  Speaker 1: How was time to go? Now you've been sleeping all time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming they didn't know, didn't do? Tell me what
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  Speaker 1: you need to come back when you can stay awake?
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  Speaker 1: Young man? Am I driving back out here? Now? Y'all
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  Speaker 1: gonna be uninsured? Damn man, anybody's gonna have y'all die
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  Speaker 1: to night. And I'm like, Donna know you were destined
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  Speaker 1: to do what you're doing. Yeah, your show, I show
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna bring out no policy check out here. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, I want
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  Speaker 1: to ask you guys some questions. These are some questions,
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  Speaker 1: uh that we found on reddit dot com. Steve, what
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  Speaker 1: job do you have zero experience in but are confident
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  Speaker 1: you could do successfully? President of United here, Well, I
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  Speaker 1: could do it now. I used to didn't feel that
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  Speaker 1: way when Obama was in. I didn't say I got
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  Speaker 1: to do it at all. But now, man President, keep
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  Speaker 1: going there right off the top of my head. And
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  Speaker 1: then you didn't even make that in a question. I
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  Speaker 1: love that. No, this is I don't need that in
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  Speaker 1: I bet you I could do it. I can't do
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  Speaker 1: it no worse. Damn. Now I'm gonna make some mistake,
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  Speaker 1: But I take a couple of things I wouldn't have done,
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  Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't have done the travel band. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: saying nothing about sexuality in the military. Damn. I don't
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  Speaker 1: give a damn who in that kid? Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: And then I wouldn't have asked myself to come up
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  Speaker 1: there in January if I knew I was gonna be
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  Speaker 1: all type of huncle toms and coons. He told you
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  Speaker 1: to stay. Hey, Yeah, I'd never asked. I asked to
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  Speaker 1: come up there if I had what y'all was gonna
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  Speaker 1: do to me, I just said to yourself. I called
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  Speaker 1: the Obama transition team and everybody saying, hey, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: I thought I'm being a good American. I got up there,
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  Speaker 1: you got through with me. Actually, damn what I come
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  Speaker 1: up I didn't know you. I thought I was doing
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  Speaker 1: the right thing. I really feel in my heart I
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  Speaker 1: did the right thing. But you know, after that, knowing
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  Speaker 1: what I know now what you wouldn't asked you. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't ask me to well, I was nephew cool after that,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't asked a lot of people that come up there,
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  Speaker 1: they don't went to President man, right. You know, people
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  Speaker 1: don't even understand how God he don't even understand. He
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  Speaker 1: takes what looks like your darkest moment, and if you
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  Speaker 1: just keep the faith, he got something. All things work
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  Speaker 1: for the good. Who love the Lord God? No, I
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  Speaker 1: love it now. I ain't perfect, but I do love
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  Speaker 1: him though, and he keeps showing up in my life, man,
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  Speaker 1: just like you do yours. I mean, look at all
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: the wrong stuff you've been done, and then look at
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  Speaker 1: where you at today. Now technically, we have no business
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  Speaker 1: being here. Lord Lord ain't that. That's grace and we
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  Speaker 1: all benefit from his grace. But we act like we don't.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, didn't here come them hate us? Right?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: All right? Here's another question, Steve, what item completely changed
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: your way of life after you found out about it?
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: That's a good question for you. Well, it wouldn't carry
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: on your nephew without it. Okay, one more time asking Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what item completely changed your way of life after you
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: found out about it? Like that? Tom Thomas said. Thomas said,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say that was not Thomas said, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: to see. But if you ever get some real cash
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  Speaker 1: my third, maybe we'll continue this when we get that.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. We're back. We got
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  Speaker 1: time for just one more thing. Uh. Some of these posters, man,
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  Speaker 1: I think I think one of the biggest ones I've
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  Speaker 1: seen you was right here on this show. One of
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  Speaker 1: the biggest lies I've seen. I mean every time. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put him out there because every time
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  Speaker 1: my dude put his call on the internet, it breaks.
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  Speaker 1: You know. You keep putting on the broke cars on
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  Speaker 1: the internet like they knew, and you just show the
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  Speaker 1: front of him. Whyn't your umb hood and show these
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  Speaker 1: engines man having the more trouble you call them broke
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  Speaker 1: down three years then all my cars he ro Rose Roys.
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  Speaker 1: They don't run, get runs. I just I didn't take
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  Speaker 1: the time to learn how to drive it. There was
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  Speaker 1: a lot of buttons on there. I was pushing that
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been. Boy, I didn't know what I
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  Speaker 1: was doing. Okay, boys, I'm learning the vehicle. Now you
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  Speaker 1: talk about nobody helping your ass be broke down on
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  Speaker 1: the highway with a Rose Roys. Oh my god, they win.
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  Speaker 1: That's good for you. That's yet some freeway. Ain't no
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: love broke down ropes. That was the timmy problem. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I don't work, I don't worry all that money. Shout
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  Speaker 1: a farther forward. That's not a good feeling, man, I'm taking.
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  Speaker 1: I ran out of gas in my Rose Rush. It
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  Speaker 1: was not a pretty day, pretty dangerous. I sat in
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  Speaker 1: the trunk because that one about to see me. They
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  Speaker 1: tell you that J Brown, you never get that true, true, true.
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  Speaker 1: He was going to places there weren't rooms. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: have a lifestyle, that life. Where were were you made
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  Speaker 1: the decision I'm getting rid of this car. I think
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  Speaker 1: when it when it? When I ran out of gas
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  Speaker 1: on Crisshaw, right, I ran out of gas on cresy
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  Speaker 1: Shaw and there's no I mean, Chrishall was a nice place,
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  Speaker 1: but broke on rolls, rods and people like. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I got in the trunk. I just set up trunk
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  Speaker 1: and when the people came with together, right, take this
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  Speaker 1: card back? So what do you want to get? Dependingful
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  Speaker 1: in the orange one? Tommy ain't like that though, Tommy,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: now him. Tommy got all his cars, but he lined
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: them up like he got some and in front of
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: his cars like he like he may Weather here. Yeah,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: Tommy lying his cars up like he may Well, like
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: they used car a lot right down the street. I
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  Speaker 1: will say this. I will say this. I have lied
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  Speaker 1: and took a picture in front of Uncle Steve's car
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  Speaker 1: and put that on the internet. I have done that.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna need it. And what did what did
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  Speaker 1: the caption say? Oh? You know I was between the
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  Speaker 1: may bike and a row, I was right between both
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: of them. Just sent it out like yeah, the nephew
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  Speaker 1: coming up, you know. So I kind of feel like
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  Speaker 1: I really wasn't line line coming up coming up. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't say they were my cars. I just didn't. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: did Steve see it? Did see he see the post? No,
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't even doing it in that you know, he
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  Speaker 1: don't do it. I got picture all in. I mean
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  Speaker 1: his house and it's my house. I got leave you
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: so it was cool. Tell me with throw parties with
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Steve leftown. Yeah, you punched me one day, Jane my
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: chest man. We have a fight at this age? Are
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: we doing? Wow? Runday used to place you're supposed to be,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: like you gotta have a life to have a road run.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's hitting it right on the mail.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I think I'm supposed to be in
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  Speaker 1: this car right now, Like you don't drive through the McDonald's.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: But I have rough though. I haven't got what y'all got.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what you gotta tell them school that came car. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. It's got to be a
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: special car. But see, because I can't afford to car. Yeah,
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: what is your main car? That was when I had
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: that Rose Rush that was my main car. I ain't happen.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: I wasn't rolling that to get two cars and his
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  Speaker 1: main call. Yeah, what is your main call? I'm selling
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: mine got sold, Yes, both of my cars, Yester, what car?
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: You could have gave me the car and I wouldn't
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: have had to buy this one you're talking about sold.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: Gave one of them together. One of them sounds real.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: Poe gave his harsh gave so jameson that the cleaner
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: is picking up his clean U. I like to have
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: some fried rice, you know the fried rice window. That's
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: a nice I call your guy, thank you. Jay. Are
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: you are supposed to hang them clothes in that? In
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: that fact, I don't suppose. I don't have rose life
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: and let it go. I have a pento life. Listen, y'all,
• 1:39:15
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