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Steve Quarantine Story, Cardi B., Chicago Partygoer and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all. A sun giving them like the million
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  Speaker 1: bucks things and the good at Steve harp to the room,
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  Speaker 1: sty I don't join jo. You gotta turn you, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you haven't got
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out. Then turn the water the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back, I shall will. Oh, good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You are listening to the voice, Come on now, dig
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  Speaker 1: me one and only. Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: What God doing, y'all? Huh, what are he doing? What
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  Speaker 1: are you doing in your life? He's doing something, He moving,
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  Speaker 1: he working. Don't lose your patience though, so I did
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  Speaker 1: that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't don't. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: so sick of waiting that you take matters into your
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  Speaker 1: own hands. Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. You're listening to somebody who's done it that way.
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  Speaker 1: I had a dream, I had a vision. I had
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  Speaker 1: some hope, I had some faith, I had some aspirations.
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  Speaker 1: But I got a little impatient waiting on it. So
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  Speaker 1: I tried a couple other things move it along. But
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how I messed it up. Then
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  Speaker 1: I messed it up. Then, because God gave me the
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  Speaker 1: power of decision, what I had to do was then
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  Speaker 1: after I took matters into my own hand, messed it up. Now,
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  Speaker 1: guess what, He still got something from me. But now
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  Speaker 1: I gotta fix all the mistakes. Now I gotta straighten
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  Speaker 1: them out. I gotta I gotta suffer some consequences. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta pay for my transgressions. All of that, All of that,
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  Speaker 1: it's gotta go down. You can't do something wrong and
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  Speaker 1: not pay for it. It's you call it, calma, call
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  Speaker 1: it whatever you wanna call it. Every action has an
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  Speaker 1: equal and opposite reaction every action. If it just stays
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  Speaker 1: sunny all the time, you might think it's cool, but
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna
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  Speaker 1: be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa.
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  Speaker 1: So you need you need the opposite. You need the
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  Speaker 1: darkness so you can get your break from that sun.
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  Speaker 1: You need to rain so you can nourish the roots
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  Speaker 1: so that sun it can soak up the sun and
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  Speaker 1: get the benefit of the sun. If you don't get
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  Speaker 1: the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it happens
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  Speaker 1: throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think that
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  Speaker 1: you can do wrong and not have to pay for that.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think this is man? We think, man, because
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  Speaker 1: we'd have made a decision that we think it is
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  Speaker 1: best for us, and no matter how it to affect
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  Speaker 1: nobody else, we got the right to make that call. No,
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  Speaker 1: you don't. Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you
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  Speaker 1: into the gang life, telling you, yeah, man, you need
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  Speaker 1: to be this a way to be down with us.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, Get yourself stuck on chuck with
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  Speaker 1: that gang. See how many of them be there for you. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they'll go around the corner with you and starts shooting.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, when it's time to do some time and
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  Speaker 1: they can lessen their centers, you're gonna get that time.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna point their finger dead at you. I watched
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  Speaker 1: for eight hours all the time, man, I watch Lock
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  Speaker 1: Up Raw all the time, all the time, man, all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there just
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  Speaker 1: holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even the
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  Speaker 1: mob turns stateside. Ever, Adnce go fed all that. Now
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  Speaker 1: we are in the honor hood. We didn't created this
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  Speaker 1: ignorant mess called no snitching. With that hignorant mess, you
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  Speaker 1: don't even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as
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  Speaker 1: a code of honor. If you do dirt and you
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  Speaker 1: get busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up
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  Speaker 1: if I was with you. That's a code of honor
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  Speaker 1: amongst the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves
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  Speaker 1: that then came out of prison. They ain't got no honor.
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  Speaker 1: They haven't bought that stuff back to the street. Now,
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  Speaker 1: that's all in the neighborhood. No snitching, No snitching, You
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  Speaker 1: got to be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law.
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  Speaker 1: That's who people have made a code of honor amongst
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  Speaker 1: themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't
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  Speaker 1: drag me down. What you just do your time. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a law biden citizen dog. I'm trying to live right
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  Speaker 1: over here, man. I don't want to crack house up
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  Speaker 1: street from my mama's house. I'm trying to do right
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  Speaker 1: out here. Man, you can't do wrong and expect wrong
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  Speaker 1: not to come to you. You got to make a
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  Speaker 1: decision every day to do right. God ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: protection you on dirt. You got what you got coming.
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  Speaker 1: You made a decision. You go down there to get
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  Speaker 1: some you might got get got See, we got to
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  Speaker 1: come on. I'm talking to so many men out here
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  Speaker 1: right now. I should have said that didn't mean getting,
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  Speaker 1: but a conversation kind of got away from me. I
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  Speaker 1: was going to talk to you about something else this morning,
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  Speaker 1: but did just only man, because our communities. Man, it's
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  Speaker 1: just going to the pot man, because it ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: can about nobody else. Don't nobody care when they see
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  Speaker 1: that young dude over that doing wrong. Look at them
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  Speaker 1: foods over that man, Go over there and talk to
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  Speaker 1: one of them. Pull them to the side. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: might not be able to approach the group, but you
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  Speaker 1: can approach an individual. Come in, young man. Let me
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  Speaker 1: talk to you. I saw you the other day. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you look like you got something going on in your life.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man,
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  Speaker 1: Let me share something I learned. I was doing what
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  Speaker 1: you was doing. You know, it's like Tommy did a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call one time as a limo driver, and
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  Speaker 1: the dude the prank was he called this limo company
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  Speaker 1: to add that's this limo driver to take him to
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  Speaker 1: this location late at night. And the limo driver got
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  Speaker 1: a young business he going, yeah, okay, I got you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't normally work like that. But how long you
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  Speaker 1: need it? He's say, for just about an hour? He said, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to charge you for the full three though,
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  Speaker 1: because a three hour minimum. Tommy told him, now, I
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  Speaker 1: just need it for one hours. He said, okay, I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you a break, young man. You're trying to do something.
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  Speaker 1: Where you want to go? He gave the address. The
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  Speaker 1: man stopped writing. He said, that's a bank. He said yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He said, you want to go to the bank at
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  Speaker 1: twelve thirty at night. He say yeah, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be in for a few minutes. And when I come
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  Speaker 1: out that bank, I need for you to flow it
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  Speaker 1: that to dude with the limo. He stopped writing. He said, ho,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, man, you want me to take
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  Speaker 1: you to a bank twelve thirty at night. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be in there for a few minutes and you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: come out and you want me to float it. He said, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I don't do stuff like that. He said, you got
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  Speaker 1: the wrong company. He said, what made you call him?
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  Speaker 1: He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a
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  Speaker 1: limo come to you just dry. He stopped and took
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  Speaker 1: the time out. He said, young man, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. He said, I've been down before, I've been
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  Speaker 1: locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said, that's what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with you young people to day. Instead of going
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  Speaker 1: to get a job, trying to work your way, you're
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  Speaker 1: always looking for some fast money. He's I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you what I already know. Don't go down they're messing
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  Speaker 1: with them people's money like that because they love that
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  Speaker 1: money where more than they love you, and they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do something to you down now. Now, you stop this foolishness.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not caring you nowhere, but I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of time out to tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go down here with messing with these people's money,
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  Speaker 1: because it ain't gonna go good. They're gonna take care
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  Speaker 1: of their business where they come to that money. Tommy
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  Speaker 1: kept insisting to this man to pick him up in
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  Speaker 1: the limit. It was a playing phone call. But the
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  Speaker 1: point I'm making is the man took out time. He
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  Speaker 1: could just hung the phone up. But you know what
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  Speaker 1: he's said, he's a hold up young man. Let me
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  Speaker 1: hip you to something. Because the brother had been locked
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  Speaker 1: up before. He said, no, no, no no, I see I've
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  Speaker 1: done that when I was young. Now I almost stopping.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take some moment out to tell you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna here working man trying to earn an honest living.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't going back down there because I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: They make you eat what they want you to eat.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want the food. You gotta get up when
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  Speaker 1: they say get up. You gotta stay where they say stay,
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  Speaker 1: live with who they say live. He said, man, you
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  Speaker 1: don't want that, and he just tried to talk the
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  Speaker 1: young man out of it. You can change a young
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  Speaker 1: man's mind with a conversation. A conversation can change a
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  Speaker 1: young man's man. Most of these young men that are
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  Speaker 1: misguided ain't having conversations with real men. They just not
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  Speaker 1: having them. And it's up to us who know what
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  Speaker 1: manhoo it is is to start delivering the message. The
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  Speaker 1: problem that we have in our communities. We could solve ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't escalated to a point because we who are
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  Speaker 1: men won't stop on our corporate climb and our day
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  Speaker 1: to day making money and trying to ball out. We
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  Speaker 1: won't stop and grab some of these young soldiers and
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  Speaker 1: tell them the truth about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I went there. I don't know where they came from.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show ladies, gentlemen, let me have your
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  Speaker 1: undivided attention. Steve Harvey, Morty show Man, Good Morning World.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's like it was before. But guess what, it's great
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  Speaker 1: to be here. We alive, we will, we're surviving it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm doing better than surviving it. I'm thriving in mind. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Got some situations talk to you about today. But other
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  Speaker 1: than that, I'm doing well. Steve Harvey, Morny Show, here
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  Speaker 1: to uplift, inspire, inform, and courage and entertain. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: it on. Sherley Strawberry, Good morning. Huh yeah yeah, quarantee yeah,
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  Speaker 1: quarantine life. Carlin Farrell, you're living at how your best
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  Speaker 1: courting in it? Okay, Dad, Dad, Damn Junior, morning about it.
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  Speaker 1: I just like to have a situation. Nephew, Tommy, I
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  Speaker 1: hear you. I meant I mean world. Well, yeah, happy
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  Speaker 1: hump day. Yeah, it don't matter. It's a hump day,
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  Speaker 1: hump day, same as the flat day. Way. Jeff like Tuesday,
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  Speaker 1: same sad, Jeff liked nothing. Yeah that's so how you're
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  Speaker 1: holding Stevie good. I'm doing pretty good man, you know,
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: um um we got still end this though, sou Okay,
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  Speaker 1: yeah this, yeah, this this case you have made it
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  Speaker 1: over here. When I'm at the voice, you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: like all I'm just in all how wrong I can
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  Speaker 1: be every day in just about every aspect of my life.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm looking at this empire built and it
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  Speaker 1: seems to be like people someone has forgotten or just
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  Speaker 1: who the hell I am? And so come on here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it don't matter, no damn or not that it
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  Speaker 1: really did before, but it's starting to resurface. In quarantine.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, she had Marjorie had one of her
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  Speaker 1: girlfriends come over today. You know who's been in quarantine,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a single sisters. So she's been in quarantine, Marjie.
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  Speaker 1: They've been talking, so they've been doing a little virtual
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  Speaker 1: little wine happy hours and so she came on over
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  Speaker 1: the day and so, you know, you know, try to
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  Speaker 1: be nice. So I said, you know, hey, baby, want
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  Speaker 1: me to get ya all the bottle of wine? She said,
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  Speaker 1: old honey, out to be lovely. I said, honey, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well cool. I ain't been there, oh yeah, about a
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  Speaker 1: few weeks into the quarantines, and so I was just hey, hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know that's me and nobody else in here. So
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  Speaker 1: I'll go down there and I get a bottle of wine.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't. I don't know how to get in.
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  Speaker 1: The wine seller's got a lock on it. So I
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  Speaker 1: need the combination whatever it is. Not ask her to
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  Speaker 1: come down, and uh, she came down and said, you
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  Speaker 1: don't know the combination. I said, no, I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't go in here. I don't really drink wine. You're
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  Speaker 1: the wine kind of stup, but you don't know the combination.
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  Speaker 1: So now I'm going you know what, I always wanted
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  Speaker 1: to suggest you to come down here to get you
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  Speaker 1: in your fe a damn bottle of wine. Nah nah.
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  Speaker 1: It continues the thirty two minutes after the hour, We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back with part two of Steve's quarantine life. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. All right, Steve, time
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  Speaker 1: for part two of your quarantine life story. What's going on? So,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when her little girlfriends came on, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to be nice, you know, a whole She's know how
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  Speaker 1: you you know, you know, make your girl flexing fund
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  Speaker 1: of girlfriend. I'm gonna go down and get your bottle
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  Speaker 1: of wine. I go down there. I don't know the
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  Speaker 1: combination to the wine seller. So I say, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know the combination. She come all the way down and said,
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  Speaker 1: she said, you don't know the combination? I said no,
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  Speaker 1: She said, Steve, you don't remember the combination. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really go in here and drink wine, but what's the combination?
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  Speaker 1: So finally we get through that part of it. I
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  Speaker 1: get inside and I reach to get a bottle of wine.
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  Speaker 1: She said, no, get up, go up, hire, Steve. Don't
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  Speaker 1: get nothing down there. It's daytime, saying, a special occasion,
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  Speaker 1: just me and my friends. So I said, okay, So
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  Speaker 1: I reached a little bit hot. She said high and
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  Speaker 1: that okay. I'm six, Yeah, I'm six too. What you
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  Speaker 1: want me to jump for the wine? Now? What you
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  Speaker 1: want me to do? And so I'm trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out how I'm gonna do this here, and so then
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  Speaker 1: she said, Steve, get a ball of Sessekai. I'm saying, okay, now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who Sessekaia is. So I'm reaching up
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  Speaker 1: down and got about six bottle. She said, Steve, that
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  Speaker 1: ain't Sessekai. So I put that battle back. I reached
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  Speaker 1: because I'm trying to read the label. That ain't Sessekaia.
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  Speaker 1: Hey dammy, all this is red wine on this side
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  Speaker 1: over here, so all this is the same color. So like,
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  Speaker 1: so finally I pulled out, SESSI car, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: go on upstairs. They opened it, so I said, cool,
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  Speaker 1: she ups here with her friends. I'm gonna get a
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  Speaker 1: cigar and go out by the pool. So I get
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  Speaker 1: the cigar, I go out by the pool, put my
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  Speaker 1: earbuds in, I got my earthen winding fire. And then
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, out here it's nice down here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm turning around and that they was, what the hell,
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  Speaker 1: hih y'all down here? I came down here, took the
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  Speaker 1: wine upstairs for you and your damn friend, full balconies
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  Speaker 1: over here? What did you down here to about this
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  Speaker 1: nice down here? Now? It was nice down here. When
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  Speaker 1: I was down here by my damn self and listening
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  Speaker 1: to this earth winding fire, then her friend, what you're doing, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: I was quiet, you know, I couldn't say it like that.
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  Speaker 1: But so then now they down there talking, So now
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  Speaker 1: I say, man, will let me go upstairs and go outside.
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  Speaker 1: You're fitting to go through the house with the cigar.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, coming to a little loud and you're at
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  Speaker 1: home just you know, as your friend, colleague and co worker,
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  Speaker 1: co host. I'm just feeling right now. Okay, hold up,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I have decided since my life got
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  Speaker 1: to be like this, since I ain't been right since
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  Speaker 1: March thirteenth, which is when we started the quarantine, because
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  Speaker 1: the show ended. Since I've been in the house since
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  Speaker 1: March thirteenth and I ain't been right, not a damn
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  Speaker 1: day since March thirteenth, then at least you can contribute
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  Speaker 1: to the income factor, and your ass is fitting to
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: be in this show as a joke. Now, everybody don't
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  Speaker 1: like that. Guess what put that out? That will just
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: be something else can go into. Call him a Steve Ans,
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  Speaker 1: ain't write no more. You're really loud right now? What
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  Speaker 1: about it? That's something loud, lower your voice. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: she coming? I want? She would now, yeah, man, care
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  Speaker 1: telling you to be careful coming if she coming here
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  Speaker 1: right now? Snatched mike out this wall. Ye hello, what
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  Speaker 1: y'all like? What y'all playing bad? Connection? Like conection? I
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  Speaker 1: like it? Me back head, I like it. Yeah, it's quarantine, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a wo out. Oh my god, any kind
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  Speaker 1: of damn y'ab man, is it anywhere you can go
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  Speaker 1: on and get some privacy? Like anywhere? You thinking this
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  Speaker 1: big ass house? But she find me though, I mean dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you this right now. I hadn't been
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  Speaker 1: in the grandkids room, sitting in the floor. You know,
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  Speaker 1: my little grandson's got this racetrack. It's actually pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: I was up there three days ago. She came up
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  Speaker 1: there and said, oh, you're playing with your kids game.
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  Speaker 1: That's cute. And so I said, so she said, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna put this on instagrams. Baby, don't put
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  Speaker 1: this on Instagram. The next thing, I know why you
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  Speaker 1: act like that because I'm playing with a baby race car.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want it on Instagram. What wise I'm acting
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  Speaker 1: like that? She said, Well, you want to race against
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  Speaker 1: me because you don't know how to play people, because
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna lose and get mad about that. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: y'all know I'm a card shock, right, y'all everybody know
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: that I tell you don't play cards women, I'm gonna cheat.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna So then we're playing cards, right, and
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I ain't even cheating, I'm just whipping. You're cheating. I
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: asked you, Steve, not to do none of your tricks
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: while we was playing. I spabe, I ain't done none
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: of them. Well, why I keep losing? You fit to
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: get one tween your ass? If you keep talking to me?
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Why why I keep losing? Why you keep losing because
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: your ass can't play card? That's why. Because you ain't
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: no hustler. That's why your ass is losing. Chance to
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: get out of the house. You know where out you know? Okay,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: this happened yesterday. Go for a walk and I got
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: to pee right now. We live in on a wooded street.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I got to p and I'm sixty three, So when
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I have to peer to pee now? And so I said, well,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: let me step off the road. We don't have sidewalks
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: on that speech go down the hill a little bit
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: pee in the woods, Steve. What you're doing? I suppec
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I'm fit to go to bathfood? Why are you peeing
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: down there? I said, well, why can't y'all can't pee
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: up down on the road, Steve? Why are you? I
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: don't believe it. Don't you pee down there? Let's make
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: it to the house. I ain't gonna make it to
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: the house. We're too far away. Can't you hold it now?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Damn if I could hold it when I beat down
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: this hill? Peer, Now, I'm I'm peeking. I can't believe
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: you down that peer? What is it that you can't believe?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: All you need to do is get something on your
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: shoes and are we really are getting there? All right?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Settle down, Steve? Coming up next, it's the nephew would
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: run that prank back right after this. You're listening Morning
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, Miss Anne
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: is standing by with today's national news and in entertainment news, guys, Conney,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: b um, gotta stay at home, the kini wax out? Listen, Yeah,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: plus another entertainment news, the graduating class of twenty twenty.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: We'll get a Facebook Celebrities. Facebook Celebrity send off. We'll
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: talk about these stories at the top of the hour,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: but right now he is here the nephew to run
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: that prank. Back what you got for us now? Okay, okay,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: uh neighborhood watch, Yeah, neighborhood watch. Let's go Hello, I'm
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: trying to reach Johnny. Yeah, it's Johnny. Okay. You're the
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: one that'll be doing the neighborhood watch. You'll be walking
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: your dog doing the neighborhood watch. Is that you? Who's this?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: It's this Johnny? Who is this man? This plea chase?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Answer my question? Are you Johnny too? Roto? Yo? Bro?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I'm Johnny and I do the neighborhood watch? What was
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: a damn PJ I on? Man, don't call my phone
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: yell at me charging me up? Hey man, only a
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: two streets over from you. Okay, and you're supposed to
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: be the neighborhood watchman, but that ain't what you're doing now.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't caught you looking in the window at my
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: wife when I came outside. You would halfway down the street,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: you and your damn dog. So you ain't watching the neighborhood.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: You're looking trying to see some in the window. That's
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: what you're doing picking some Please, I don't look at im.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Do my job, man, I do my I do my job,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: do the neighborhood. Watch, I make sure people ain't bringing
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: no body houses. I gotta write. What the hell I
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: want to look at somebody else's wife. I got a
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: piece of at home. I want you need you need
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: to stay out looking people, looking through people. Wonder man,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to be watching the neighborhood, not watching my wife.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: When you say you live again because we went, I
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: live two streets. You know what. I'll tell you what though,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what see damn people, Tom. I'm gonna
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: old you what a damn people tom? Men. No, I'm
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: gonna show you what. No, I'm gonna start looking through
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: your window, looking at your wife. See what he will
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: serve for nothing? Peat, mister John. But but putting your
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: over here, I want you to look. I want you
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: to look at my damn window. Who the hell is this?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this, man. I got a job,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I got a mortgage, I got kids. I ain't got
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: time for this man. Don't look at a job, man,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: don't don't find a job. I got a job. I
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: got a job. But when I'm at work, you gotta job. Yeah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you got a job, cling like a damn talking about
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: somebody looking at your Why don't body looking at your
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: damn white man? Got a job. But when I'm at
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I'm wondering if you back of the looking through the
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: window at my wife. Please come to my damn house. Please,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I'm coming later the night to look through the window. Fine.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Remember what the hell are you talking about? Calling me?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Tell about people? And its damn white you no body come,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: that's what you're doing. Man's no white. You probably ain't
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: got no wife. You're probably near to him, damn midget
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: or something. What you're talking about? Man? Come? Not people
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: at your watch? Got battle wife? And you was gonna
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: want And I'm Williams. I'm watching the neighborhood. But that
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: ain't what I'm doing. I gotta think. Come over here now,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: scace you a round the neighborhood. You three streets whatever,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: how many streets whatever? You are for me? Come night. Now,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I'm stand outside with my dog pushing on you. I
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: want you to come by one. I'm coming later the night.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: When shot at that shower the same way you were
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: looking through my one. Please just come by, don't wait,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: just come by now, please wait with I don't talk
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: about right now, but I'm paying somebody with me. You ain't, brother,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to slow down so I could get
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: ready and ten of my business man, I'm getting ready
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: to gold work again the day man? What the hell
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Bro? I got two damn jobs.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I got a job to on them doing the day
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: and at night, and in between I do the neighborhood. Watch.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I'm doing you service. I'm helping your lazy Do you stop?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: You're watching people looking to see if they're looking at
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: your damn Why why don't you get you a second
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: job or something? Man? Why don't you google? Why don't
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: you look at muster dot com or something? What the
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: hell is wrong with you? Coming? Mem I'm peeping at
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: your day on watch many? Don't you ever call me when? No?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Who the hell is this anyway? Yeah? Who the hell
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: is this? Because I'm some for you. Who is to
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: tell you who it is? This is nephew Tommy from
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvard Morning Show. You just got franked by
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: your wife Trisha and hein' wrot baby. They ain't right, baby,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: ain't baby? They ain't right. Then you got me man,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: because I said, ain't nobody to go get me on? No, Frank, man,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I don't fall say time for that, man, Damn Frank
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I tell you, I mean you do the neighborhood. Watch,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: oh man, she said you do the neighborhood you walk,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you know, because what you gotta rod will Yeah, that's
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: why I use niggers. I want to be safe. May
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: just keep something happening. I just stick my rock, fell
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: on it. And you got me bad that you you
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: got me bad man, You're good. I'm good. Bang, I'm
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: gonna get her though. All right. Let me ask you
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: this though, what else is the baddest And I'm talking
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land made the
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. Neighborhood that is? What else you want
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: me to do? Like like like, let me tell you something.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm working on this prank, y'all. I'm trying.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I'm working on this one hard. Yeah. I ain't got
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the guy in number yet. As soon as I get it,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: but I'm trying to call this guy ask him, is
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: if you you know do you man? Are you tired
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: of your wife doing this? Uh, pandemic. It was so
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I come get him, you know, and we got we
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: couldn't see what are you tired of your wife doing
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: this pandemic? If you are, I come get him. You
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, We're gonna what this this? I
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: gotta tell it's open. That's all I'm to reopen up.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Still we reopen. Let's see what he's saying. He listening
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: that he gonna get this phone call? Right, I got it,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: trust me, Junior, I got it. I got it. But
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I love going after the people that say he will
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: never get me. He'll never get me and I okay,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: So what is what she told? Yeah, my husband saying
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you'll never get him. Cool? Cool, cool, that's all you need.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: That's all. That's my fuel right there. But I never
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: get you. Sob pranks So you come up with in
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: your mind that's from the left side of my brain, sirt.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I don't really use to write that much. I used
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: the left soon we know it's not balanced. All you
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: can't tell us admitted it. Catch me and Jay Anthony
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Brown tonight six pm Easton. It's the T and J
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Stay at Home Coronavirus Comedy Show. That is what it is.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: You can catch it on my YouTube channel. All right,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: that is the Nephew Timmy e XP, the Nephew Timmy Experiencing.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: We're getting thirty and forty fifty thousand hits. So I
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: appreciate y'all tuning in to me and Jay as we
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: act a dog on food every Wednesday night, the TNJ
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Stay at Home Coronavirus Comedy Show. If that's not the
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: longest them title I've ever heard, but anyway, for short,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the TNJ Comedy Show. Tuned in this evening six pm
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Easton and get your laugh on with me and my
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: man for thirty minutes straight. We're dropping into videos and
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: we're talking smack after smack. All right, yeah, thank you, nephew.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment and
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: national news right after this, you're listening Stry Morning Show.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Cardi B called Sunday her pain day. Why because she
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: got a bikini wax. You could hear her screams despite
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: the fact that she wore a protective medical mask. She
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: chose the full salon treatment that's waxing U manny pedicure. Uh.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: She couldn't wait for California to lift restrictions. She hired
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: a tech technician to make a house call. Cardi shared
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: the experience followers. Followers didn't just prank on that. Yeah, yeah, no,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I make sense sometime go ahead. The video was safe
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: for work. Um. Cardi of course kept a PG in
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: the camera above the waist. Okay here, I couldn't have
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: done that. It's too pain Yeah, I couldn't. Is it?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: How long does it take? It doesn't take long? Why
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: you considering it the question? Yeah, that's the thing. Oh,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I did it one. I did one side. Uncle, I
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: couldn't get to the other side. They hurt super I
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: did it before I did one side. Yeah, I did
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: one side, but I didn't do the other side. And
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I was uneven for about at least three months. I
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: grew back. I was uneven, just like that brain uneaven
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: last great. Remember that. All your uncle can say is wow, wow,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: you didn't know, right, I just yeah, Yeah. They put
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: that wax on their uncle and they rubbed around and
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: then they put they put real fan And let me
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: tell you, on that first one you've done, you ain't
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: gonna you ain't gonna get you ain't gonna get another amper.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I ain't ever thought about doing. Yeah, Yeah, you gotta
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: do some different things, John, I gotta list live a
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: little bit. Where were you trying to see how much
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you can tolerate pain? How your pain tolerance? Or you
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: just really wanted to wax yourself. You just wanted to
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: wha answer this? I just wanted to try something that's
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: all just transact. That's what I was afraid of that answer. Yeah,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: because nobody just tries to wax themselves. Or Man, I
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: walk around with Campo Fonique for about three months. I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: ain't like. I just couldn't think it though. I'm sure
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: go to remedy for it. I bet you Campo for
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Nika killed this COVID. Ain't nobody tried quiet. Ain't nobody
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: tried it yet? Color you sound like the president. I'm
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: making a better decision and he'll here time out. Some
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: dog on disinfected, not careful for Nique has a possibility
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: of fixing it. It's still just topical. You don't ingest
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: it or you know any sin. Yeah, all right, We're
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: moving on. In other entertainment news, graduating seniors may not
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: be expecting diplomas in person, but they'll still get quite
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: a send off. That is thanks to Oprah, Miley Cyrus,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: and Little nas X. They'll join up for a hashtag
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Graduation twenty twenty. Facebook and Instagram celebrate the Class of
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty, which rolls out on both platforms on May fifteenth. Oprah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Little Nads and others deliver speeches. According to Facebook, the
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: ceremony will include shout outs to individual school state by state,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: including photos and videos of the Class of twenty twenty,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: and messages from principles and deans. It's pretty cool. I
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, yeah, they deserved that the yeah yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: And finally, we gotta say this. Some sad news to report.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Little Women of Atlanta star Ashley Roth, they call her
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Miss Minie. She passed away from injuries she sustained from
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a car accident. It was a hit and run. She
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: was only thirty four. Yeah, yeah, it really is sad
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: and I liked her. Time to get caught up now
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Steve on Today's news, Ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne Tripp,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: thank you very much, everybody here. It comes well as
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: state and municipalities work on plans to reopen businesses and
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: offices in public places. Doctor Anthony Fauci, perhaps the most
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: well known member of the White House Coronavirus Task Force
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: has delivered a semi suite prediction about the fall to
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the Economic Club of Washington, d C. If by that
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: time we have put into place all of the countermeasures
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: that you need to address this, we should do reasonably well.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: If we don't do that successfully, we could be in
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: for a bad fall and a bad winter because nineteen,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: he says, we'll have never fully gone away or been controlled.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Being my house, so Majority Leader Stenny Hoyer says he's
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: hesitant about bringing members of the House of Representatives back
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: to Washington next week because of the danger of coronavirus infection.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Congressman Hoyer says that the attending physician at the Capital,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: doctor Brian moynihan, told him that bringing lawmakers back to
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the Congress quote was at risk. He would not recommend
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: taking and bringing the legislators back to the hill by
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: they would also involve bringing thousands of cafeteria workers back,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Congressional staff and security sent a Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, though,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: says he plans to reopen the Senate next weekend. That's
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: even though COVID nineteen infections are on the rise, with
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: two suburban counties outside DC in Maryland considered active hotspots.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I told you, yes, it may about an unarmed young
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: black man in Brunswick, Georgia, shot dead by two white
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: men while merely jogging. Ahmad Abrey, twenty five year old
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: former high school football player, reportedly an avid runner, but
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: on a Sunday afternoon in February, after passing the home
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: of sixty four year old Gregory McMichael, McMichael and his
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: son Travis, got guns, jumped in their truck, followed him
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: eventually murdered him. They claimed that he looked like someone
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: who's been breaking into houses and they only shot, they say,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: after calling out to him to stop, even though he
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: had no burglars tools of him or stolen merchandise. The
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: white cops accepted their story filed no charges. Well, young
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: mister Aubrey's coach has contacted me. He tells me that
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: the white man who shot the twenty five year old
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: as a former law enforcement officer. The case has been
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: passed out to a third assistant district attorney, and that
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the family and the local NAACP are asking the public
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: to reach out to the district attorney. His name is
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Tom Durton and asked this guy why no charges have
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: been filed or if he intends to file any. His
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: email addresses Tom dot Durton du R d E N.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Tom dot Durton at Liberty County, Georgia or GA dot com.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Reacting to recent shutdowns with some meat processing prance plans,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: President Trump says he's invoked the Defense Production Act, requiring
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: those companies to stay open and protect the US food supply. Finally,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: today his international dance, Dad, go do something right, especially
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: if you can't asked by yourself. Now back to Steve
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Stow Well, Steve, you
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: and Tommy have been u talking to some of our listeners.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: You got a chance to do that while we're in quarantine,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: and Steve, you talk to a young lady named Stephanie.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Let's check it out. Hello Stephanie, H Steve, how are
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: you girl? I mean quarantine? Also, you're looking out the
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: window jets like you. I feel you. I'm looking out
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: the window too, So welso you mind, Stephanie. So my
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: question was I tend to be a planner, and so
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I just graduated college, the first of my family, and
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure things out. I wanted to
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: know what your advice would be for someone just trying
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: to figure out things so has a hard time giving
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: up control. But at the same time, how you go Well,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: first of all, congratulations, first warning your family to go
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: to school to college. Just big. Here's a deal. If
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I had known this when I was younger, I would
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: save myself a lot of pain because the exact same
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: thing you're talking about describes me exactly because I'm such
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: a planner. But I wanted to try to control the
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: situation too. And when once you try to control tomorrow,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: you're going to be forever frustrated because you cannot control tomorrow.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: That is not a living soul on this planet Earth
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: never has been that control what happens in the future.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: So you can have gold for the future, Stephanie, but
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: you cannot put the burden of trying to control it
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: because you're going to be frustrated. You can't control tomorrow.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: You know tomorrow is supposed to be a thunderstorm tomorrow,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: so you get ready for the thunderstorm. But the weather
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: man didn't tell you a tornado was coming. See, it's
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: always something and so as a planner here that's what
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I'll suggest that you do. I take all those dreams
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: and visions and all my plans and hopes and aspirations,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: and I take them to God, and I ask God
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: to line them up with his plan for me. Not
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: an average person don't want to do that because they
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: always thank God's plans. They're gonna go down to church
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: and serve the Lord and be down that church five
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: days a week. That ain't God's plan for everybody. That
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: ain't his plan for me. He turned me into a
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: global citizen. I can't go to church at the same
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: place every day some people can. So take your plans
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and aspirations and give it to God and ask God
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: to line your plans up with his plans for you.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: You did. That's my advice. Keep dreaming. If you don't,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: never stop dreaming. You got big dog. Go ahead, man.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: We appreciate you listening. Stephanie, she was from Atlanta. Thank
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: you so much for listening. We appreciate it. Coming up next,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: our nephew Tommy is going to check in with some
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: of our loyal listeners too. I told you we love everybody.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, it
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: is time for ask the CLO. The Chief Love Officer.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey will do that right after this. You're listening
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: to the Steven Show. All right, guys, time now for
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: ask the CLO. He is in the building, the Chief
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Love Officer. Please submit your questions at Steve Harvey FM
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: dot com. Now, Steve. This one is from Norah. She's
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: an iHeartRadio app listener. Nora says, my husband and I
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: are newly weds and he moved into my house after
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: we got married. We have two cats and one of
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: them sleeps in our bedroom. My husband loves to cuddle
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: all night with the cat that sleeps with us, so
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: the cat is in the way of our marital activities
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: at night. My husband likes cuddling with the wrong kitty.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: So I moved the cat to our guest room last
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: night and my husband flipped out. This is a turn off.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: How do I fix this? See, well, the problem is
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: not with the cat. The problem is with the dog.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: See something is wrong here. Look why must I feel
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: like that Khama's I chase the cat? Nothing but the
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: dog in me the cat. Obviously, your man is not
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: a cute Your man is something else. Because the cat
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: that we are referring to it's the real kitty cat,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: not an actual cat. So you anytime a man see
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: this is really getting close to borderline ugly. This ain't
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: animal love it. This is a little something else here
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: infer You prefer the affection of an animal over your wife.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: This is some type of therapy. Yeah, she said it's
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: a turn off tooth Steve. It's a turnoff. Ain't the
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: one turned their own? Is hum the cat problem was
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: glad to go into me? Just on me. I'm trying
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: to see get your ass off for me? What is
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: she in here? Fault? Right? So I don't know what
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: to tell you, lady, that's not the problem. I wish
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I would have an animal in the bay and you're
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: cuddling with the cat and not your web wife. Come on, okay,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: my next thing. We don't have to get out of
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: this one because my next comment cannot be on that. Okay.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Tony from Kanye's Georgia says, I'm a good man and
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I'm in love with the player that only cares about
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: sex and money. I think she's dating multiple men, but
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I have never caught her doing anything. I give her
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: money for her hair and nails, and I give her
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: money toward her mortgage, but she didn't want to be
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: quarantine to me, he says. I made sure she had
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: groceries the first two weeks, but now she barely takes
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: my calls because she says she's having a hard time
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: being in the house alone. I don't think she's alan.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: What do you think, Well, okay, Broun, come on, First
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: of all, this letter had sugar Daddy road all over
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: and you have to know what you are. And if
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: she ain't taking your calls because she's having a hard
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: time dealing with being a loan in the house, it
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: means she ain't a loan in the house. It's hard
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: to take a phone call doing quarantine. You're not even
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: getting a return on your investment, and as a man,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: that's one thing we got to get it, some type
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: of return on investment. It's the wrong chick man. You
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: could take this love and you got and give it
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: to somebody who really wanted and appreciate it. You're wasting
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: your time with her. You think she's a player because
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: he is a player. Yeah, yeah, you just thought that
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: you helping her with giving her money, get her nails
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: done and all this hill y'all living in Atlanta, Conyers, Georgia, Steve. Okay,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: she drove up this weekend, get her nails done. Stay
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: y'all's ass at home issue. Yeah, and Lennox is opening
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: up this weekend. Oh lord. This one's from We're Moving
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: on See. This one's from Leanne and Jelly at Illinois.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: She says, I've been married for I've been married for
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: five years, and for the past two months I've been
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: getting calls from a random chick that says she's sleeping
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: with my husband. She says she works with me. My
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: husband says he's not messing with anyone, and it's got
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: to be a prank. Oh. I got his phone number
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: changed two days ago, and she called me and said
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: she has the new number, and she read it off
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: to me. My husband said, it's a coincidence that she
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: knows the number. Is he a liar? It's a incidence
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: that she got the number. Who did it? Out? Ride
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: it out? All right? We gotta go. Coming up next
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: to Nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Right
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Morning Show. Coming up at
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter for today's subject my neighbor's daughter.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: And right before we get to the prank, phone call
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: with the nephew, Steve, you've got to finish this response
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: before we went to break. This woman wanted to know
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: is her husband cheating on her? Basically with this woman
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: that she works with, her husband just says it's a
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: coincidence that she knows his number and the wo number
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: the lady switched to number this woman had been called
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: in the house for a couple of months. He said
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: he as cheating on nobody. She changes his number. She
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: get a call back from the lady saying she got
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: the new number, and repeated the number to her. She
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: got the new number she switched to. The man says,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: just a coincidence. Me, Tommy and Junior busted out last. Yes,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: a liar, it's her dogs. Didn't get ten damn digits
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: dog if he if if, if she can do that,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: she should be playing Powerball every month. Gohad, you ain't
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: gotta get but some of them damn numbers. All right,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: let's get to this prank with the nephew. Thank you, Steve,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: what you got for us today. Now my mama's trade.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: My mama trade. Let's go Hello, Hello, man, I speak
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: to Lord H Terry. I'm about ten minutes from the
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: yard picked dog. This ain't Terry. Look man, it's this
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: lord that worked for Yes. Listen, you just came down
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Clayton Street and hit and tow all the limbs off
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: my mama maple tree that's hanging over the street. And
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: now she got limbs hanging all in the street. We
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: got to cut this whole tree down because you didn't
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: mess it up. And you're the one that just drove
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: through here. Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: say what. I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: ain't even been in on residential neighborhood today. You just
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: came down Clayton Street a couple of hours ago and
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: didn't tow all the limbs off my mama tree. My mama,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: that tree been and I founded twenty five years and
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: then you just came down the street and just tore
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: it all apart. Sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road today.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: How did you get this number? By the way, don't
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: worry about how I got your number. Somebody got to
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: pay for my mama treat well, sir, I ain't been
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: down Clayton Road today. I'm sorry, call it call him
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: back down. Lord? Did you just hang up on me? Yes, sir,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I told you I didn't been down on the Claying
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Road today. Now now what look I told you you
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: just came down Clayton Road and just and just told
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: my mama tree up a live down residential neighborhood to day,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: man quick calling my phone. Look my grandmama, planet that tree.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Now you didn't gonna do it, planet it move to
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: my then cut the branches off to some of the
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: if them branches. It's clear enough you're not supposed to
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: be driving them at will trucks down this residential area
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: like this here, man, I was making delivery. Guy. Now,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: if I had to come down that tree, I would have.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: But I told you one, I ain't came down on
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: the Clayton Street to day. You just said you had
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to make a delivery. Now you're saying you ain't been
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: down Clayton's tread hadn't make delivered down there, I would
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: have came down that tree. You can't have to come
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: down now you've been on Clayton Street today. Now that
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: part I do know and what you got the wrong
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Robert dude, No no, no, no, no, no, no, I
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: got the right driving. And what I do know ill
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: you didn't told my mama tree up. We got to
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: cut this old treat out. And you know what, you're
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: gonna pay for this. And I ain't saying for a
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: mother treat that treating. Kidding. I know you ain't talking
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: about my mama tree. Well, guess what, take your tree
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: and take your mama and both of y'all go out there.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Then another tree. Then we ain't playing no more tree.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: That tree been in our family for you. You're gonna
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: mess around and get your swept behind this tree. Bring
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: it on, then bring your and bring the tree with.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make me whoop with a branch off that tree. Well,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I tell you what if you're that bad, then I
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: tell you what if I was on playing the street today,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I met Donna play the street with the tree. You
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: come on over here to Clayton right now, because I'm
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: right out here in the street on the card on
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: this phone. You come on outside. My mama's sitting up
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: in there crying behind this tree because you didn't tow
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the lives off of it. And we got to cut
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: it down af because you didn't mess it up. Don't
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: get us nappin yellow wife five. Then I ain't been
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: down the tree. I know you ain't sitting here talking
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: about my mama. No see you tripping no dog and
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: tripping dog. You are ready. Look, man, I grew up
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: with this tree in my front yard. I grew up
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: with this tree. Now you got the nerve to drive
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: to hell and driving too fast because if you're the
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: droll slow, you wouldn't have been hitting all them lives
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: like that. Y'all be running down here too fast to him.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Man looking here, And I've told you once man, I
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: ain't been down on Clayton Street. Now, like I told you,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: if you want to meet me on Clayton Street, we'll
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: all right. Now. I'm sorry about your mom tree, but hell,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: there ain't nothing I can do about it because I
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: ain't been down on Clayton Street. It's one thing you
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: can do about it. You can pay for it. And
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna do. Now. You're gonna either give
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: me some money. I'm gonna get it at you. But
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: you're you're gonna you're coming over here. Matter of fact,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you're gonna come over him now that big truck around
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: and bring your butt on over here right now. Well,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I might well have done to turn it around, because
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't paying for no tree right now. That's fine,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: that's fine, But I tell you when you get here,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: my cousin here and all my uncles is here sitting
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: up there looking at what you hadn't done in this tree.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: So bring yo, I don't. Yeah, well look a here,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: take that tree and stuff it up, you yo yo,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: All right, I ain't in a word with you in
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: the treat no more because I don't told you one.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Let me ain't this tree? You come on right now,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: because you don't know what this tree means to me.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: This tree right here used to be home base for
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: a hide and gold seat. Are you crying? You big?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: You crying too? Man? Look at a dog. I ain't
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: treat dog. Didn't look at Wipe your eyes and to
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: hell with you this tree right here, I'm turning my
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: you just meeting me on Clayton Street. All right, let
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. This tree used to be first
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: base for kickball. Do you hit me? Bosh, dude, I
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: don't told you once. I ain't tree all right? Hell
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: around it. Dude, your name Lord, but you ain't he
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Hell is cool Jay, and he would not he wouldn't
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: not Hell come down here and told my mama Tree
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: here is not that kind of person. But you you lord?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Oh you crying for? Man? What crying for? Because you
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: didn't mess up my mama treat? You saw like a girl.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I'm crying because my mama Tree wrote. Let me tell
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: you something around and bring your down. I mean that
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: ten minutes to meet your don't where be more than me.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: My uncles is ill, my cousins hill, all the braider
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: brunch family whatever. I'll tell you what here right night.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be hot water in this. Don't make me
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: no difference. They call you all all knock you out,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: and that's what you're finna get all all that. I'm
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: on with it because I'm here, all right. We'll let
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: me running my cool. Don't make me move. Listen straight up,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you one more thing about this treat.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? I'm listening to bro. Is
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you listening? I don't told you one I don't give
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: a about that treat, But if you want to talk
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: about it, go ahead. Let me tell you something. This
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boy j J And look, man,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: what did you gonna say? This is nephew Timmy from
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: your boy. You got to be kidding me. Man, ain't no,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: ain't no tree messed up? And you ain't been on
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Clayton Street. Dog Joe, Joe, and oh man, you a dog?
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Hey man, what is the baddest radio show in the land,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvard Morning Show? Man, I am, by far the
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: greatest stupidest person on earth. Just let just let just
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: hear me when I said, now, by far show the
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: greatest stupidest person. Yes, hey, ain't nobody all getting him?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: You know, I disagreed with a lot of stuff. You know, said,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: whoa boy? Trees h the greatest? That's what man, That's
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: all I needed to hear. Man, Thank you, no, the greatest?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you nephew, and really thank you Steve.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Coming up, we'll get into the strawberry letter subject my
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: neighbor's daughter right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Time now for Today's Strawberry Letter and listen.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: we're gonna wait, pump it, just like we're gonna read
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: this one. Can you hear that right here? Right now?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Not a necessity, right then? Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: It is a set City thank you. Subject my neighbor's daughter.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty two year old widower.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I lost my wife four years ago and I've recently
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: started dating again. I live in a great neighborhood and
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: my neighbors have been very supportive while I'm adjusting to
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: being singles. I'm really cool with one of my college
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: buddies that lives around the corner from me. He has
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: grown kids and he and his wife own a gas station.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: They are a central workers, so they aren't at home
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: a lot. He had mentioned that their daughter is staying
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: with them during the pandemic, and I happened to run
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: into her one day while I was out jogging. I
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: hadn't seen her in years, so I had no idea
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: who she was. We greeted each other and that was it.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: The next day I went jogging again, hoping to run
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: into her. Well, I did, and when I saw her,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: she said she was glad to see me again too.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I told her I was a widower, and she told
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: me that she was back in town for a month
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: or two. She's thirty and gorgeous, and she likes to
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: jog and biker shorts so that all of her assets
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: are always out. I never had such an awesome and
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: instant physical attraction to a woman. It blew my mind.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I'm really starting to develop feelings for her, and we've
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: spent almost every afternoon together. Now I'm wondering if it's
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: time to come clean and stop hiding our relationship from
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: her parents. It's a tricky situation, but I didn't know
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: this girl when she was growing up, and I'm not
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: really that close to her parents. We would love to
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: have their blessings before we're intimate. She is grown, but
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: still terrified of what her parents will do and say.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: How should I approach this subject? Please advise Wow, First
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: of all, sorry for your loss, and yeah, I gotta
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: tell you this is a big problem. I think this
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: is a problem. You may not think so right now,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: because the heart loves what it loves and wants what
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: it wants and all of that. But didn't you say
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: this was your college buddy's daughter. I mean, you said
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: also that she's thirty and grown and all of that.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: But just think about it. I mean, would you be
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: so cool and and everything if your college buddy that
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: you're so cool with was doing your daughter. I mean,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: just put yourself in his position once he finds out.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: And what about this? You put this in the letter.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: In the beginning of the letter, you said you guys
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: were cool. You know, he lives around the corner, he
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: and his wife. They have a business, their essential workers
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: in their gas station. You know, you said all of that.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: But by the end of the letter, now you're saying
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: you're not really that close to her parents and you
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: didn't know her growing up. But is that really true?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think you you guys, meaning of course
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: you and her parents are pretty tight, and you're now
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: you're just trying to, you know, say you're not that
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: close so you can justify your feelings for their daughter,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: and you know the fact that you're trying to get
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: with her, So you're kind of changing up a little
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: bit because you want to get with the daughter because
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: she wears biker shorts and all her assets are always
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: out and all that. You know what, I think you're
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: gonna have to leave her alone. I think you're asking
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: for trouble in this situation. That's your friend's daughter. I
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: don't think he's gonna be happy about you dating his daughter,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: and I think you need to move on. Plenty of
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: women out there, plenty of good women. Pick someone else. Steve,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: y'all know that I'm not good at this type of letter,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: So before I say something, I want to apologize up
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: front for anything that I might say. A disclaimer. Yeah,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying this, Carcino, just Strawberry Lett. I ain't
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: on therapists. I ain't going to school for this, right,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you know I ain't. I'm trying to help you, but
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: if I can't, you know what you want me to do.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: So once I find out I can't help, yeah, I
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. Then I go to
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: what I do know, which is my comedy. He it
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: is you live in a great neighborhood. You a widderer.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I lost my wife four years ago. Oh I see,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: oh oh see, I didn't hear that. Oh so you
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: this lady. Okay, she already gay. Oh okay, that's oh
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: that's different. Four years ago and I haven't started dating again.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: So you know you lost her four years ago? Oh wider,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: that means she died, okay him, I just thought like
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: she y'all went to the mall and then you can't
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: find her. Oh huh what I just just misread. I
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: lost my wife four years ago, which and I didn't
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: you know who widower part died. It wasn't quite coming
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: up with that. You know, y'all had went to the
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: malls and got lost and you ain't found. I don't
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: know what it was. Yeah, four years I just stopped
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: looking at the you know, I'm adjusting to being single,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: and I'm really cool with one of my college buddies. Yeah,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna quickly looking after that, because you know, especially
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: if I'm jogging, I see somebody, fine, you know, she
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: ain't been home in a while. Anyway. I lived round
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: the corner from college buddy that stayed around the corner
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: from me. He got these grown ass kids, and he
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: and his wife on a gas station. They ain't home
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: a lot, and he mentioned his daughter staying with them,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: doing the pandemic. Now, having to run into her. One
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: day while I was out jogging. I ain't seen it
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: in years, so I had no idea who she was.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: We greeted each other and that was it. Next day
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I went jogging, hoping to run into again. I did.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I saw she was glad to see me again. I
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: told him I was a wider, and she told me
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: she was back in town for a month or two.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: She thirty and gorgeous. She likes your jog, getting Baker shorts.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: All her assets is all the way out now in
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: this the pandemic, right, yeah, y'all jog and mighty close.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: All right, don't sound like a six foot away job
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: to me. Hold on a minute, crime man. We'll have
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: part two of Steve's threeponds coming up in twenty three
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. The subject today is my neighbor's daughter,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: who'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: to show, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letters. Subject my neighbor's daughter. Yeah. So, like I said,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: you know, the fifty year year old dude lost his
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: wife somehow. I didn't quite get that in the beginning.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I thought they was at a mall, that they was
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: holding hands and she got away from him. He was
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: in the mall getting peggy. Hegel, have you seen a
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: little short lady with black level? And I thought this
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: was but that was a deaf heire, not a lost
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I thought that she had just quit looking for after
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: four years. Anyway, he said, I'm adjusting a single wife. Yeah,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: I know. I was. I really cool with one of
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: my college buddies that stayed rounding the corner, and they
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: got these grown kids. And then so day had sent
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: your worked dain't home. He mentioned that daughter was staying
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: with him doing the pandemic, and I happen to run
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: into her one day while I was jogging. I hadn't
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: seen her in years, so I had no idea who
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: she was. So y'all spoke to each other and that
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: was it. Next day, you out running and you hope
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: that you run into it, while I did, And when
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: I saw she said she was glad to see me
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: again too. I told her I was a widower, and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: she told me she was back in town for a
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: month or two. She is thirty, lord, gorgeous. She liked
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: the jogging biker shouts. Oh yeah, six all out. I've
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: never had an awesome and instant physical attraction to a woman.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: It blew my mind. I started developing feelings for her.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: We spent almost every afternoon together. Now I wonder if
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: it's time to come clean and stop hiding our relationship
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: from her parents. What, dude, you feel to go to
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: your boy that you went to college with and tell
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: him that you hadn't met his daughter and y'all hit,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: y'all kicking it now? He say, it's a tricky situation.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: But I didn't know this girl when she was growing up,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: and I ain't really that close to her parents. Now
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: you don't know the dude. Yeah see see he was
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: a real cool buddy around the corner in college. Yeah,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: this I asked for me. Dog you feel to get
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: you feel? To get stumped now? And I really we
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: would love to have their blessings before we're intimate. Okay,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: dog you you bro, you fifty two, You lost your wife.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: You ain't said if you got kids or nothing. You're
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: gonna go to this dude and we won't say blessings.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Anybody fee to bless this dog and dog, dog parents
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: don't bless this. Now you you grown and she grown.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: You can do what you want to do, but ain't
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: you ain't even get no blessing with this dog. Blessing.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get taught a lesson, but there ain't gonna
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: be no blessing. She has grown, but still terrified of
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: what her parents will do in satan. Well it's an
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: older man. Y'all then talked about it. They know that
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: her parents know you. How should I approach this subject?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Please advisee dog, you got to be out your rabbits. Dog.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: You're gonna go tell this dude that you you you're
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: sleeping with his baby and you think you're fee to
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: be all right with his partner. Dog. Me and time
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: we got daughters on this show. We're not fitting to
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: be cool with you, dog, We're not fitting to be
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: cool with you. I was never cool with none of
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: them dudes. My daughter's been bought by not a nattering
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: one of them, and til two of them got married,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: all the rest of them is on my sugar honey
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: iced tea lists, and as soon as I can do
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: something about it, I am trust and Beliegue. Oh, trust
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: and Beliegue. Once you get on that list with me, Steve,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: I got something for you. I'm not playing with your
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: monkey ass. So he's not gonna be playing with you.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get your ass with when you deserve it.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Yes and literally due all. You think he was crying
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: four years ago? You were you waiting? He started woman
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: when he lost his wife at the Marne. Yeah, gay, yeah, man,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: this this ain't the dog. Plenty of women out here.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: You can't take this to this man and expected to
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: go no other way. Sept wrong. He's not gonna want
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: you looking at his daughter like that. Dog. I know
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: she fine, she fatty, I know she gorgeous. I bet
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: she is. Man, you want to date again, dog, date
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: something else? You ain't in love? You to develop feelings
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: for her, that's called LUs partner, that's right. What do
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: you have to offer this girl? Man? You're gonna get
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: your Asshi partner that this ain't gonna go good? Move
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: it along. Yeah, And he's still at that age where
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: he in the ass whooping range too slow hands school
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: be a slow fight. But the dudes in their fifties
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: they still got hands, So try do pot yo and sixties.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: We damn show got hand. You just ain't got no
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: business with him up though. All right, well, thank you.
• 1:06:22
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• 1:06:29
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• 1:06:32
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• 1:06:35
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• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: That's coming up right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, last hour, Steve, you talked to
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: some of our listeners. I believe it was Stephanie out
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: of Atlanta. You spoke with her. Right now, the nephew
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: is checking in with some of our listeners too. Hello,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Harry Jackson, This nephew Tommy Man Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: This is a wellness check Terry. How are you doing, brother,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: I'm good, man, I'm good. I'm checking on you, man.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: I'm calling all over the country checking on fans from
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And you I got your
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: number and I want to call and just say how
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: you doing? Man? It's COVID nineteen. You're taking care of yourself, baby.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm trying to stay kovie free. What you
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: do for a living, Terry? Actually, I worked at Detroit
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Receiving Hospital. I work in the environmental service department. That's
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: why I said, I'm trying to stay kovie free. But
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I'm doing good right now. Add yeah, I'm right in
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: the middle of well man, we take our hat off
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: to you, brother, for getting up every morning, going to
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: do your job and trying to make everybody safe and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: well man. Oh yeah, that's why. You know what I
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: taught me. I was telling them every time you look up,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: they're talking about thanks to the nurses and doctors. They
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: don't know we got you know, we have to go
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: and clean up the mess and all that kind of
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: stuff that is after the kovie free people. I was like,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I guess they think that the nurses and the doctors
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: the only ones that do something man at the hospitals
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: or something. Well, I tell you what spot like what
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: you do right now? Tell me what is your job description?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: What I do? I strip and waxed all the floors
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: and clean the carpet and all that kind of stuff.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: At the hospital. So wow, you're still in the thick
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: of it though. Man, Oh yeah, without a doubt. Well,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: what you do man, when you get home, Man, when
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: you just want to relax, what you're doing? Man? You
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: know what, when I get home, I take them clothes
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: off down in the basement and take my bath and
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I chill out into time to go back to work.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, Wow, it's all Hey, look, I'm the
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: only one here, so I don't have to worry about
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: nobody coming to give me nothing. You know, you stay
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: strong at work, man, be say brother, all right, you too,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: may man take care checking the show man? All right,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: ain't timmy? That was slick man that that's really great
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: to do that, ain't knowing? Man. It really brought out
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: a point because we think the doctors and nurses, but
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: all the hospital workers, the delivery down there, the maintenance people. Man,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: that people that work down stairs in the corner's office,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: the people that's working at the clerical desk, checking people
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: in an emergency room to eer them. Yeah, man, we're
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: not We're not everybody to work at that hospital, like
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: you said, sure, the cafeterier, the damn gift shop people,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: many people going in there. Every day man putting their
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: life on the line, trying to keep the place sanitizing stuff.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: So we got to take our hot a specially up
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: in Detroit, man, because Detroit got hit it. Man, it's
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: getting hit hard up there in Detroit, Man. A great job,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Tommy checking in. I like that. Yeah, all right, all right.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, guys, what's
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: up with COVID nineteen testing. I will talk about that
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to show the number of
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: coronavirus cases in the US is topped over one million. Now, wow,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: that's all right. The country is trying to prepare to reopen.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: That's so many people. I mean, that's a devastating number.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Country is trying to prepare to reopen. However, there's still
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: issues like fear of meat shortages with meat plants closing
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: down due to employees contracting the virus, but the President
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: has ordered those plants to remain open under the Defense Act. Also,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: the airline industry is another one. It's trying to get
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: flights in the air Again. Some airlines are not selling
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: the middle seats and others are requiring passengers to wear masks.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: We already know that Georgia, Texas, Michigan, Hawaii, Oklahoma, Tennessee
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: have started to reopen. Next these states Florida, Missouri, Alabama,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Wiscontinent Kentucky are making preparations to reopen to help their economy.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: But what is up with the testing? All right? We
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: keep hearing we need more testing, we need more testing
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: to get the country back open. Well, the goal of
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: the test is to identify people who might spread the
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: virus or isolate or have them quarantine so they will
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: not reinfect people. So why hasn't the FDA organized our testing? Um?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: You know that's a question for the ages. I guess, Um,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: the government is leaving it up to the states. You
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: can say to do a lot of this. But um,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: if you're if you're listening, um, Steve, there is a
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: website people can go to to find out where to
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: get tested in their area. Yeah. I think it's a CDC.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: That's a Center for Disease Control dot org, dot dot gov,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: dot gov. I'm sorry, dot dot gov is CDC dot
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: gov dot You can go there and they'll give you
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: information on the one eight hundred number or how you
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: go online to set up your appointment to go get tested. Yeah,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I understand that it's a little different in each state,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: so you have to have the number for your state.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: But everybody listening you there's a way to get tested.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: The problem is we haven't. We're not telling our people
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: how they can get tested, or go to CDC dot
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: gov and find out the number and where you can
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: register to call in and get yourself tested. Now, if
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: you get let me just say this from what I
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: know as a fact. If you get tested and it
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: comes up negative, that don't mean you free to just
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: go back to work. That means you just haven't contracted it.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: And whatever you've been doing has been working as far
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: as social distancing or quarantining or staying at home or whatever,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: and you should continue that. It doesn't mean you're free up,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: you immune to it or nothing like that. So we're
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: still going to have to practice even as these places
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: open back up, y'all. We got to use our common
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: sense here in terms of what's smart for us. You're
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: still gonna have to practice social distancing. You're still gonna
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: have to wear these masks, and you still got to
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: stay away from highly populated areas. That's just those are
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: the common sense thing. Now, if you test positive. You
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: gotta get in there and get some type of service
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: and they find out what they can do for you
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: if they if you need to be admitted or you
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: need to go and get quarantine and follow their instructions.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is great information, Steve, that
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: that is really good information. But Tommy, you ask, what's
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: so hard about that? What's so hard about inside? Some people?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: It is really hard for them to stay inside. It
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: really is. For some reason, virus or not. Some people
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: get so worked up about this stuff that you just
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: lose it. And I think if we had some kind
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: of national leadership with this testing, if it was organized better,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: then these states can all roll out together the plan.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: It's just no organization. It's chaotic. But yeah, the president
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to bear any responsibility for it, so he's
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: turning it on the state twent a minute ago. He's
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: the president. He can do what he want to do,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: but he trying to dodge the bullet on this one.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Exactly right, exactly all right. Coming up, we'll have more
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: of today's trending stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: and we'll be back at twenty minutes after the hour.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show. Well. On Monday,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: we told you about that reckless house party in Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that, with over one thousand partygoers, it was streamed live. Well.
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  Speaker 1: The owner of the building has been fined and cited
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  Speaker 1: for her disorderly conduct, and her adult son is to blame.
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  Speaker 1: He had the keys to the place and disarmed the
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  Speaker 1: alarm and through the party. Chicago's Mayor Lori Lightfoot went
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  Speaker 1: in on the party goers, saying that millennials are in
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  Speaker 1: their twenties, but they are functioning adult and we expect
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  Speaker 1: them to act responsibly, particularly during a pandemic. I mean absolutely, yeah. Look,
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  Speaker 1: millennials are not children. Millennials are supposed to be our
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  Speaker 1: brightest generation. They're the future. Got to act like it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you must around man see? And it's now. Young
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  Speaker 1: people are dying from this. Do you understand this? A
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  Speaker 1: twenty five year old just died the other day, a
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  Speaker 1: friend of a friend. I'm telling you, young people can
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  Speaker 1: die from this now. Even if you contracted and your
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  Speaker 1: body can handle it and your immune system is fine,
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  Speaker 1: what about when you take it home to your auntie
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  Speaker 1: and your mother and your grandmother, your daddy and you
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  Speaker 1: kill everybody in your house because you wants to go
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  Speaker 1: to the party. It ain't that serious, man, I guess
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  Speaker 1: to some it all up, Steve to young people without
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  Speaker 1: you know, being preachy, and you know we were in
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  Speaker 1: our twenties at one time. We get that part. But
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  Speaker 1: this is a little more serious. This is a pandemic
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  Speaker 1: yet people, you know, come on now. All right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: trending news at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: time for part two of your quarantine life story. What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? So, you know, when our little girlfriends came home,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice. You know, ho shit on you,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, make your girl flexing fund of girlfriends.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down and get your bottle of wine.
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  Speaker 1: I go down there. I don't know the combination to
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  Speaker 1: the wine seller, So I say, I don't know the combination.
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  Speaker 1: She come all the way down and says, she said,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know the combination. I said no, She says, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you don't remember the combination. I don't really go in
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  Speaker 1: here on drink wine. They just what's the combination. Finally
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  Speaker 1: we get through that part of it. I get inside
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  Speaker 1: and I reach to get a bottle of one. She said, no,
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  Speaker 1: get up, go up higher, Steve. Don't get nothing down there.
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  Speaker 1: It's daytime, saying a special occasion, just me and my friends.
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  Speaker 1: So I said, okay, So I reached a little bit high.
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  Speaker 1: She said high and that yeah, I'm six too. Want
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  Speaker 1: you want me to jump for the one? And what
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  Speaker 1: you want me to do? And so I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure out how I'm gonna do this here and so
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  Speaker 1: then she said, Steve, get a ball of Sessekaia. I'm saying, okay. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who Sessekaia is. So I'm reaching up
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  Speaker 1: down and got about six bottles. She said, Steve, that
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  Speaker 1: ain't Sessekaia. So I put that battle back. I reach
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  Speaker 1: because I'm trying to read the labels. That ain't Sessekaia.
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  Speaker 1: Hey damn all, this is red wine on this side
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  Speaker 1: over here, so all it's the same color. They're like no.
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  Speaker 1: So finally I pulled out sessekai you know, we go
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  Speaker 1: on upstairs. They open it. So I said, cool, she
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  Speaker 1: ups here with her friends. I'm gonna get a cigar,
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  Speaker 1: go out by the pool. So I get the cigar,
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  Speaker 1: I go out by the pool, put my ear buds in,
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  Speaker 1: I got my earth been winding fire. And then all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, out here it's nice down here. I'm
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  Speaker 1: turning around and that they was, what the hell, hih
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  Speaker 1: y'all down here? I came down here, took the wine
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  Speaker 1: upstairs for you and your damn friend, fought balconies over here.
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  Speaker 1: What did you down here? Somebody? This nice downhill? Now?
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  Speaker 1: It was nice down here when I was down here
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  Speaker 1: by my damn self and listening to this earth winding fire.
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  Speaker 1: Then her friend, what you're doing, Steve? I was quiet,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I couldn't say it like that. But so
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  Speaker 1: then nah, they down there talking. So now I say, man,
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  Speaker 1: will let me go upstairs and go outside. You finning
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  Speaker 1: go through the house with the cigar. Oh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is my head is happening right now. Okay, But see,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, though, shut hold up though. See this is
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  Speaker 1: what I have decided. What is since my life got
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  Speaker 1: to be like this? Since I ain't been right since
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  Speaker 1: March thirteenth, which is when we started the quarantine, because
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  Speaker 1: the show ended. Since I've been in the house since
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  Speaker 1: March thirteen, and I ain't been writing not a damn
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  Speaker 1: day since March thirteenth. Then at least you can contribute
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  Speaker 1: to the income factor. And your ass is fitting to
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  Speaker 1: be in this show. As a joke, I'm local now.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody don't like that. Guess what put that out? That
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  Speaker 1: will just be something else can go into call him
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  Speaker 1: with Steve ass Ain't right, No, coming up our last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day, the last breakas day you're thinking,
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  Speaker 1: and then we'll have some closing remarks. You'll get it
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  Speaker 1: together by forty nine minutes after right after this you're
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  Speaker 1: listening show all right here we are, last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day. It's been a good day when yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: very informative. Yep, we did um yeah, y'all. You know listen,
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  Speaker 1: let me say this in my close remarks. It's a
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  Speaker 1: couple of things I want to touch on. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: as they reopen this country as uh hey uh, as
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  Speaker 1: as we close, as I do my clothing today, I
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  Speaker 1: want to just touch on a couple of subjects, you know,
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  Speaker 1: as this country slowly reopens, and it is doing that
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  Speaker 1: because now a number of states are talking about slowly
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  Speaker 1: opening to get the economy back moving again. The economy
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  Speaker 1: is important, but what's wrong with this country is the
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  Speaker 1: economy is the most important thing to this country. It
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  Speaker 1: is not the health and welfare of the people. And
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  Speaker 1: that is quite obvious from the top administration in this
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  Speaker 1: country inside of that White House. We still have not
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  Speaker 1: heard a definitive plan nationwide to curb this except stay home. Well,
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  Speaker 1: now they're saying don't stay home when they still don't
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  Speaker 1: have enough people tested. There's one million cases of this
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  Speaker 1: in the United States and we have no idea how
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  Speaker 1: many people have it. These are just certified cases COVID
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  Speaker 1: nineteen a million, and we still haven't tested ten percent
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  Speaker 1: of the population. We have not tested thirty five million people.
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  Speaker 1: We have it, but it's a million people got it.
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  Speaker 1: And so we're dealing with the government man who's so
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  Speaker 1: concerned with getting the account back open that they they're
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  Speaker 1: willing to risk lives to get it back going again.
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  Speaker 1: And right now it's just the numbers game. See if
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  Speaker 1: you don't think that government has set down and said, well,
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  Speaker 1: if it gets really bad, how many could we lose?
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's like when they go to war, and
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  Speaker 1: before they go to war, they have projections if they
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  Speaker 1: make a move to do this or if they make
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  Speaker 1: a move to that, then when they get in those
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  Speaker 1: situation rooms, they come up with a tally of what
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  Speaker 1: they think the death told could be and that helps
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  Speaker 1: them decide whether they do the mission or not. They
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  Speaker 1: talk about how many lives we can do, how many
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  Speaker 1: casualties will we have. This is a real fact of war.
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  Speaker 1: We are at war with the invisible enemy. And if
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  Speaker 1: you don't think for one moment that this government has
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  Speaker 1: a room somewhere deciding that if we open this country
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  Speaker 1: back up, how many cases will we have, how many
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  Speaker 1: can we get into the hospitals, and how many of
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  Speaker 1: those are we losing. They're looking at the percentage of
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  Speaker 1: people that they're losing versus the number of cases that
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  Speaker 1: they have, and that is real numbers to them, twelve
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  Speaker 1: percent of people that contracted, let's just say twelve percent die.
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  Speaker 1: Then guess what then? They know if we get this
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  Speaker 1: thing and it's snowballs, owners, we'll have this and we'll
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  Speaker 1: have these many depths, and you know what, they've decided
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  Speaker 1: it's worth it because they're opening the country back up,
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  Speaker 1: and so many people want to go back to work,
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  Speaker 1: and so many people need to go back to work,
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  Speaker 1: because I got news for you. If you think this
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  Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars checker is gonna fix it for you,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't. And quick getting excited about something that she
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  Speaker 1: owes anyway, Donald Trump not sending you money. You're a taxpayer.
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  Speaker 1: You've paid. I've trust me. If you've been in this
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  Speaker 1: earth long enough, you've paid twelve hundred dollars in taxes.
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  Speaker 1: They're not giving you nothing. So let's stop getting excited
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  Speaker 1: about that now. The second part of this and also
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  Speaker 1: in Atlanta, that opened it up Linux Mall, one of
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  Speaker 1: the most popular malls in this city, which is a
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  Speaker 1: hotbed for some problems right now. But the problems were
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  Speaker 1: pale a comparison because somebody gonna go to that mall
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  Speaker 1: and gonna end up dead because they went to the
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  Speaker 1: mall to buy what y'all listen to me, Slow down
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, continue to practice social distancing, continue to
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  Speaker 1: wear your mask, continue to stay home as much as
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  Speaker 1: you can. We just a little bit too early. Do
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  Speaker 1: I want to go back? Yes. If you live in
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  Speaker 1: an apartment and you don't have a balcony, I feel
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  Speaker 1: for you. It's cooped up, But go outside. Put your mask,
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  Speaker 1: gonna go outside, walk to a park, walk down the street,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: you see people coming, walk out, stay away from each other,
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  Speaker 1: go for a walk through. Something is too soon. But
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  Speaker 1: now that leads me to the last part of it.
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  Speaker 1: We're in this predicament. And I'm telling you we are
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  Speaker 1: because we didn't jump on this thing when we should have.
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  Speaker 1: And had we had the proper leadership and jumped on
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  Speaker 1: this thing early, this thing would not be the way
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  Speaker 1: it is. This is the United States of America, supposedly
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  Speaker 1: the most powerful and richest country in the nation in
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  Speaker 1: the world. The reason we're not solving this problem with
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  Speaker 1: these ppe items and these masks and these shields and
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: these gowns and these coverings and all this here is
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  Speaker 1: because people have to make money. They're not voluntarily giving
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  Speaker 1: this stuff away over here. Somebody got it. They're making money.
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  Speaker 1: That are other countries, man, who have plenty of supplies.
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  Speaker 1: How America don't, and America saying they short America, not short.
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  Speaker 1: We are America. Man. Come on, let's stop this. We
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  Speaker 1: are being led down a dog path by some bad
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  Speaker 1: leadership here. Man. It's not fair what's happening to us.
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  Speaker 1: And all of our leaders have to be held accountable
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  Speaker 1: for this, all of them. And it don't just stop
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  Speaker 1: with that president. If you agree with him, and you
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  Speaker 1: a governor, you have to be held accountable. If you're
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  Speaker 1: a mayor, you have to be held accountable. We got
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  Speaker 1: to get out and vote man, because of you. You
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  Speaker 1: don't put a stop to this foolishness right here that's
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: been going on for four years. It's something wrong with you.
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