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- 0:03Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
- 0:10Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving them more like
- 0:15Speaker 1: American bus things. And it's tub y'all to me true
- 0:20Speaker 1: good to tea the hardy listen to move to other
- 0:26Speaker 1: for sto quickly, hobby, why don't you join? Yeah, well
- 0:43Speaker 1: by radio joint be going me honey, do turn le Yeah,
- 1:17Speaker 1: you gotta turn the turnout the turn to you love.
- 1:43Speaker 1: You got to turn out to turn water water go, comey,
- 1:58Speaker 1: come on your bat uh huh, I sure will a
- 2:03Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You'all listening to the voice, come on
- 2:07Speaker 1: dig me NW one and only. Steve Harley got a
- 2:10Speaker 1: radio show. I was. I had my head down then
- 2:16Speaker 1: it was thinking of what I wanted to say this morning.
- 2:19Speaker 1: But it kind of uh, it's kind of be something
- 2:24Speaker 1: I've lived for a long time, and you know, for
- 2:30Speaker 1: a long time, you know, I had a lot of
- 2:31Speaker 1: faith in people. You know. It's strange too, because you know,
- 2:36Speaker 1: you know, my mother was a Sunday school teacher, so
- 2:39Speaker 1: of course I grew up around it, knowing the scriptures
- 2:43Speaker 1: and things like that. Not not a lot of them,
- 2:45Speaker 1: but you know, the ones I retained. But having her
- 2:49Speaker 1: as a mother was it was a huge help and
- 2:52Speaker 1: understand about faith. But even with that, as I grew up,
- 2:57Speaker 1: I began to put a lot of faith in people,
- 3:00Speaker 1: and um, you know, I figured, you know, just like
- 3:03Speaker 1: everybody else, you know, man if I could just meet
- 3:05Speaker 1: this person, or if I could just sit down with
- 3:08Speaker 1: that person, or man if I could just get this
- 3:11Speaker 1: person to hear my ideal, or man if just if
- 3:14Speaker 1: this person could hear my track, or man if I
- 3:18Speaker 1: could just get this in the hands or somebody in
- 3:21Speaker 1: the know. I was, like everybody else, I thought that way.
- 3:25Speaker 1: You know, I actually thought that if I could get
- 3:27Speaker 1: in a certain situation with a certain person, that if
- 3:30Speaker 1: a certain person were to meet me, that you know,
- 3:34Speaker 1: it could change everything for me. Oh man, Oh how
- 3:38Speaker 1: wrong I was? Oh how wrong I was? How long
- 3:43Speaker 1: did I spend feeling that way? And how many of
- 3:45Speaker 1: you out there possibly have felt that way before? You know,
- 3:49Speaker 1: like even in a relationship, this is the person for me,
- 3:53Speaker 1: and you know, you just lay claim to that, you know,
- 3:55Speaker 1: not necessarily being a fact, but you just lay claim
- 3:58Speaker 1: to it. This is the person for me, This is
- 4:01Speaker 1: the person that I want to spend the rest of
- 4:03Speaker 1: my life with you know, sometimes, you know, we just
- 4:05Speaker 1: lay claim to stuff and it's not always what's in
- 4:07Speaker 1: our best interests, or it's not always a fact. It's
- 4:10Speaker 1: just what we decided we wanted. And I was guilty
- 4:14Speaker 1: of that, just like anybody else. And I spent a
- 4:17Speaker 1: lot of years in my life putting faith in people. Man,
- 4:21Speaker 1: if I could tell you anything this morning, it's to
- 4:24Speaker 1: stop putting your faith in people and put your faith
- 4:27Speaker 1: in God where it counts the most. I mean, you
- 4:30Speaker 1: can get something out of this one. See, here's a
- 4:32Speaker 1: deal about the relationship with God. It's it's the same
- 4:36Speaker 1: all the time. He never changes. His word is one absolute.
- 4:42Speaker 1: His word doesn't have loopholes in it, none of that.
- 4:45Speaker 1: It's this is what it is. He's very clear. Now,
- 4:49Speaker 1: you can deviate off your end of a bargain, but
- 4:53Speaker 1: it don't stop what he says from being true. But
- 4:56Speaker 1: if he asked you to do something, If if God
- 4:58Speaker 1: asks you to to be a certain way, to do
- 5:01Speaker 1: a little something a certain way, and you don't do
- 5:03Speaker 1: it that way, then you know you could still possibly
- 5:07Speaker 1: get by for a while. But don't you understand that
- 5:11Speaker 1: his end of the deal stays the same and as
- 5:14Speaker 1: long as you're not doing it the way you're supposed to,
- 5:16Speaker 1: the results are not going to be what you wanted
- 5:18Speaker 1: to be. And I did this for years and years
- 5:21Speaker 1: and years, and I counted on people, and uh, you know,
- 5:25Speaker 1: I got myself in a lot of situations. And I
- 5:27Speaker 1: got out one a dire situation that I've been in
- 5:31Speaker 1: for a number of years. But he had protected me
- 5:33Speaker 1: from years prior to that. I didn't even know what
- 5:35Speaker 1: was going on. And then he made it away and
- 5:38Speaker 1: made me aware of the problem. And then, man, Lord
- 5:42Speaker 1: have mercy, I was in a dismal situation. And then
- 5:45Speaker 1: at the end of the year, I was free, free
- 5:48Speaker 1: from it all. But it was a decision that I
- 5:50Speaker 1: had made that led up to that, and in and
- 5:54Speaker 1: in going through that process, I had to learn something. Man.
- 5:58Speaker 1: I learned a lot about people. See, if you want
- 6:01Speaker 1: to learn about your friends, if you want to learn
- 6:03Speaker 1: about your people people around you. Get yourself in some trouble,
- 6:08Speaker 1: get yourself in a situation, oh man, you start looking around,
- 6:12Speaker 1: man to feel get real clear when you're in trouble.
- 6:16Speaker 1: The field clear is out. When you're in doubt, when
- 6:19Speaker 1: you don't know what to do, when you need help,
- 6:22Speaker 1: It get real clear on the play and field, then
- 6:24Speaker 1: don't it. Ah. But when things is going right, it's
- 6:27Speaker 1: time for a party. Were throwing a celebration. We we
- 6:30Speaker 1: we were gonna We're gonna do one down here. Oh man,
- 6:33Speaker 1: there's plenty of people on the field. But but but
- 6:35Speaker 1: but get yourself in a situation. You find out rather
- 6:38Speaker 1: quickly that old no, old no, everybody ain't here. And
- 6:43Speaker 1: that's when I started learning. And I'm telling you I
- 6:46Speaker 1: had to start learning this for real until I finally
- 6:49Speaker 1: got it to stop putting my faith in people and
- 6:52Speaker 1: put all of mine and God where it counts the most.
- 6:56Speaker 1: Now is that to say that there are people that
- 6:58Speaker 1: you can't trust. No, that's not what I'm saying. I
- 7:00Speaker 1: didn't say you can't trust him, but you can't dump
- 7:03Speaker 1: your faith in him. I got it all righting on
- 7:06Speaker 1: what he says. I got it all righting on what
- 7:09Speaker 1: she say. No, no, uh no, I hear you saying it.
- 7:17Speaker 1: But I'm gonna keep my on this situation because I
- 7:20Speaker 1: hear you saying it. But I'm gonna take this faith
- 7:23Speaker 1: of mine and instead of putting it in people, I'm
- 7:26Speaker 1: gonna put it in God where it counts. The most
- 7:29Speaker 1: because his word is absolute. What he says he's gonna do,
- 7:32Speaker 1: he gonna do what he says. He's not gonna tolerate.
- 7:34Speaker 1: He's not gonna tolerate. Now, you can make it, you
- 7:37Speaker 1: can make it tolerable for yourself, but he's not gonna
- 7:39Speaker 1: tolerate it. And that's just the end of the line.
- 7:42Speaker 1: And so you know, I'm i'm I'm wondering how many
- 7:44Speaker 1: people out there find themselves in a situation like me.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Or maybe you've gotten yourself in a situation because you
- 7:50Speaker 1: put your faith in some people and now you wound
- 7:53Speaker 1: up in a different type of situation. Now, let me
- 7:55Speaker 1: ask you whetting people at see every person that I
- 8:00Speaker 1: had put my faith in when I got in trouble,
- 8:03Speaker 1: when I got down, I couldn't find them people nowhere, nowhere, nowhere.
- 8:08Speaker 1: I didn't see a lifeline. I didn't say, hey man,
- 8:10Speaker 1: we're coming to get you. I didn't see none of that, No, sir,
- 8:14Speaker 1: no sir. The only one that I found when I
- 8:19Speaker 1: was in my deepest trouble, when me and my wife
- 8:22Speaker 1: were in our darkest situation, was God is the only one,
- 8:27Speaker 1: was the only one who was just right there, right
- 8:31Speaker 1: there all the way through. I mean comforting us, consoling us,
- 8:38Speaker 1: putting us, putting his arms around us, tucking us under
- 8:40Speaker 1: his wings, all of that all it was just him.
- 8:44Speaker 1: It was just him. And I'm asking any of you
- 8:47Speaker 1: to just do the same. If you look around at
- 8:50Speaker 1: the people that you put your faith in, and you
- 8:52Speaker 1: got in a situation because you had some faith in
- 8:55Speaker 1: some people when you got in that situation, where were
- 8:59Speaker 1: those boom, where were they? Nowhere to be found? I
- 9:05Speaker 1: have not. I've yet to find those people when I
- 9:07Speaker 1: get in trouble. And so I'm asking you why would
- 9:10Speaker 1: you put your faith there when instead you can put
- 9:13Speaker 1: your faith in God where it counts the most, and
- 9:16Speaker 1: He's always there. Now, let me explain something to you.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Because you have this relationship with God, it does not mean,
- 9:25Speaker 1: it does not mean now that it won't get it
- 9:28Speaker 1: won't still be a situation, you understand. But what He
- 9:32Speaker 1: will do is protect you during that period. He'll cover
- 9:37Speaker 1: you during that period that it is a situation. He
- 9:41Speaker 1: will give you the strength to overcome the situation when
- 9:45Speaker 1: it turns into a situation. Then when he when he
- 9:48Speaker 1: cracks it open for you and the sun is bright
- 9:50Speaker 1: and shining, what he don't want you to do is
- 9:52Speaker 1: when he gets sunny again, to forget about him who
- 9:56Speaker 1: was there when it was dark for you. See, I
- 9:59Speaker 1: used to do that to you know. I was, oh, man,
- 10:02Speaker 1: I did it. I'm telling you right now, I did it.
- 10:04Speaker 1: But I'm telling you man, when I learned a very
- 10:08Speaker 1: serious lesson, and I watched some people I thought were
- 10:12Speaker 1: friends of mine just sort of casually remove themselves from
- 10:17Speaker 1: the situation. Then I said, okay. Me and Margie looked around.
- 10:22Speaker 1: We said, okay, it's just me, you and God, and
- 10:25Speaker 1: we started conducting ourselves accordingly. So when it's sunny for us,
- 10:30Speaker 1: we remember God. We stayed prayerful, We keep talking to him.
- 10:34Speaker 1: We thank him for the sunshine, We thank him for
- 10:37Speaker 1: the dark days that he allowed us to do, who
- 10:40Speaker 1: allowed us to survive it and turn it into sunny days.
- 10:43Speaker 1: And we talked to him constantly to protect us of
- 10:46Speaker 1: our future enemies. And that's what the deal is. So
- 10:49Speaker 1: if I was everybody, I would stop putting your faith
- 10:51Speaker 1: in people and put your trust in God where it
- 10:54Speaker 1: really does count the most. It really really does show ladies, gentlemen,
- 11:04Speaker 1: boys and girls. Steve Harvey Morning Show has now entered
- 11:08Speaker 1: the room, filled it up and now we're starting that
- 11:15Speaker 1: ain't the words and feel me up and feel me
- 11:21Speaker 1: up and feel me up. And now I'm solid, hey,
- 11:29Speaker 1: solid as a rock. That's why my lovey like a rock. Yeah,
- 11:41Speaker 1: you want to jump off early. You don't need it
- 11:45Speaker 1: to be you know something easy, You don't need it
- 11:49Speaker 1: to be soft. What's your okay? Okay, give me a song,
- 11:55Speaker 1: all right, give me a song, Give me a song
- 11:58Speaker 1: sold the same thing shap Solly as just lord that
- 12:18Speaker 1: ha ma, look that's all that's roscolle. So that's just
- 12:35Speaker 1: this hard hey man. Roscoe wanted to know if he
- 12:39Speaker 1: could come in today because he ain't been here in
- 12:43Speaker 1: a while. Yeah, he thought he because Roscoe said he
- 12:46Speaker 1: set out the election. What they got to do with singing? Well,
- 12:50Speaker 1: I was just saying Roscoe wants to come back on
- 12:53Speaker 1: the show because he set out doing the election. He
- 12:56Speaker 1: took a break. Yeah, he took a break. You know.
- 12:58Speaker 1: He was like he was campaigning. God, he was opening
- 13:02Speaker 1: up his whole his whole whole time was in Georgia
- 13:08Speaker 1: campaigning for Stacy Able. That's a good one. He did
- 13:14Speaker 1: all the rally songs. What songs did he sing due
- 13:17Speaker 1: doommomom fight Doom Doom Doom doom, even understanding they ain't
- 13:30Speaker 1: no guarantee. No, you gotta fight the powers that be
- 13:39Speaker 1: fighting baby cool fight the power cool fighting fight, the
- 13:48Speaker 1: power get able fighting fight. I did that one like that.
- 13:52Speaker 1: That was a big hit. I go all of what
- 13:55Speaker 1: you want. I come back over show being good with
- 14:01Speaker 1: him Junior, my Roscoe, I missed you man, been a minute, baby,
- 14:11Speaker 1: I'll turn this second I got. I'm coming back on
- 14:13Speaker 1: the whole break. Roscoe, welcome back. Well, I don't want
- 14:21Speaker 1: you brought it to you here call it hey Roscoe
- 14:26Speaker 1: energy drop off. That is what I need. But when
- 14:29Speaker 1: I come back though, Heyter can't stop me coming. All right, Yeah,
- 14:36Speaker 1: Rusco wants to come back and see some more for us.
- 14:39Speaker 1: We'll have that at thirty two after the hour. Right
- 14:42Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right,
- 14:46Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. When we left off, we had a
- 14:49Speaker 1: special guest in the studio, Yeah, taking over Roscoe baby
- 14:55Speaker 1: Rocker Wall and they've been rounding a while, you know, y'all.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Let the new dude come me in Pivot, Pivot doing
- 15:03Speaker 1: everything I can't even get mad show like p dude.
- 15:11Speaker 1: You can't say no one thing but he pimple can't
- 15:16Speaker 1: write a song, ain't wrote Now we're going on anyway,
- 15:20Speaker 1: Like I'll tell y'all, I'm know said I would with
- 15:23Speaker 1: Steve Evil. You know, well, yeah, you know we're about
- 15:29Speaker 1: to be in a vote off. You run off. Now
- 15:33Speaker 1: you got to vote you run off. You ain't gonna
- 15:35Speaker 1: make it. We've been coming and got a vote. We're
- 15:41Speaker 1: gonna try to get on there. But I think you're
- 15:42Speaker 1: close enough, you know, old old dude he made you
- 15:48Speaker 1: know what I heard him when I showed him at
- 15:50Speaker 1: the rapping. He said, I've been down, How come out?
- 15:52Speaker 1: Can't get a mega star? You had a special season
- 15:57Speaker 1: and Saucy me me and the music cook riels together. Yeah,
- 16:05Speaker 1: he was like, you actually know it? Yeah that actually
- 16:09Speaker 1: ja wu granddaddy j Hey, we call him jaw that
- 16:16Speaker 1: job great granddad. You know he gifted anyway. You know
- 16:26Speaker 1: I wrote all these hits for her that helped her win.
- 16:30Speaker 1: And look, I would just bust out like she' build
- 16:33Speaker 1: that campaign and just bust out with a hit. You know,
- 16:37Speaker 1: Evil Destruction, tax d duct shut, cit Inspectors, mutic collected
- 16:42Speaker 1: my clothes and the head population down the head, suicide,
- 16:46Speaker 1: too many bills, hippy moving to the hill, people all
- 16:49Speaker 1: over the wall, shopping in the wall, and the band
- 16:55Speaker 1: played on all the confusion and that killed them back there.
- 17:07Speaker 1: That's the way you open with. Yeah, you know, I
- 17:09Speaker 1: just bust out whenever I think or something, you know,
- 17:12Speaker 1: you know, I just go, WHOA, good God? What is
- 17:17Speaker 1: it good for? Absolutely nothing? Say it again? Oh wha?
- 17:26Speaker 1: Or what is it good for? Absolutely nothing? And I'll
- 17:31Speaker 1: just do that, cryd going crazy. Then I stepped back
- 17:34Speaker 1: and let's stacy stage. Am, come on, you talk a
- 17:38Speaker 1: little bit more so she don't do a whole speech,
- 17:40Speaker 1: y'all doing the speech? Well, you know if I see it,
- 17:42Speaker 1: the speech getting dry? Yeah, I jump in interject a
- 17:48Speaker 1: little song. Then? Did you got a Florida Andrew Gilli? No?
- 17:54Speaker 1: You know? Me and here a little women? What what
- 17:58Speaker 1: you know? You know me and him were good, you know,
- 18:00Speaker 1: but he didn't want me? You know you did you brain?
- 18:08Speaker 1: Did it do that? I'm here? Yeah, you know? Did it?
- 18:14Speaker 1: Did it? What? Maybe thirteen hits? Walk with the Man
- 18:20Speaker 1: got the thousand? Did it called he got thirteen hits? Well?
- 18:24Speaker 1: What would you what would you have done for Gillum
- 18:27Speaker 1: the same thing I do. Say. You know you're you,
- 18:29Speaker 1: you'll reinvent the wheel. You know you didn't gonna do
- 18:32Speaker 1: what you do? You know they might need you down there,
- 18:36Speaker 1: they're doing a recount. Yeah yeah, I see now, you
- 18:40Speaker 1: know a good recouncil. What Michael will welling rounding around,
- 18:49Speaker 1: roping down hill, spinning on the ground. Your kisses make
- 18:57Speaker 1: me deus. You know now I'm fall holding whoa far holding?
- 19:10Speaker 1: Oh here, rd go down and down? I go see
- 19:16Speaker 1: right now that you got hit. I got a song
- 19:20Speaker 1: for everything you think? Yeah, that that could have won
- 19:23Speaker 1: it for him. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna get a little
- 19:28Speaker 1: bit there. I'm gonnadropna just drop his for station Nick
- 19:31Speaker 1: on the running on the on the on his vote off,
- 19:34Speaker 1: y'all gonna go down there. I'm gonna just do all
- 19:37Speaker 1: the hits. What about down in Mississippi? Right yeah, next
- 19:43Speaker 1: to next. I like him to get that crazy, crazy
- 19:47Speaker 1: white woman down there sitting on the front row. Yeah, boy,
- 19:52Speaker 1: that crazy. That damn Donning Trump got everybody think they
- 19:56Speaker 1: just say anything, right, you know? I called and I
- 20:00Speaker 1: told Rihanna, Donna there were playing all. I told Rihanna
- 20:03Speaker 1: that Donnie Trump was playing that song and the rather
- 20:06Speaker 1: she went in that shut all that down. Yeah yeah,
- 20:09Speaker 1: she said, hell nof no, you'na blame you don't blame
- 20:12Speaker 1: my home. Not to be here with all. Leave here,
- 20:14Speaker 1: Billy and that man down in all Mississip. We need
- 20:19Speaker 1: vote for him, my guess. Yeah, yeah, we gotta get him.
- 20:24Speaker 1: We got to go down and I go down and
- 20:26Speaker 1: and help him. But I'm not allowed back in the state. Yea,
- 20:30Speaker 1: can't go back down. What are you making? You'll be
- 20:32Speaker 1: a lounge singer? Not allowed him without something popped off.
- 20:37Speaker 1: You know what happened? Well, I did the opening for
- 20:41Speaker 1: the movie, and then in the middle of the movie,
- 20:44Speaker 1: I set the screen on fire to get out. I
- 20:49Speaker 1: didn't like nothing about it to him. Movie hated just
- 20:51Speaker 1: stating everything and get hill out of there. They told
- 20:56Speaker 1: me black head back down there, said he want ah
- 21:07Speaker 1: got on glittle. I wear I wear jacket and look
- 21:12Speaker 1: like confetted because that's similar Victory Stream was in confetate
- 21:18Speaker 1: everything I wear fall. You can't win without glittle. Wow, Okay,
- 21:25Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah that
- 21:29Speaker 1: sounds solid. Doom doom doom, doom doom do boy, that
- 21:34Speaker 1: just come in my head like that. Well, yeah, I
- 21:39Speaker 1: don't think we have time though. Yeah, I'm gonna do
- 21:41Speaker 1: that when we come back. I'm doing one thankgiving, So
- 21:44Speaker 1: who come and the nephew is glad. The nephew is
- 21:48Speaker 1: coming up to run that frank back that's coming up
- 21:52Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show
- 21:57Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment
- 22:00Speaker 1: Serena Williams is a Woman of the Year. Uh there's
- 22:03Speaker 1: a Marvel Comics in Tupac collaboration. Okay, but right now
- 22:07Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew to run that prank back.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Well they've been talking about oh boy on authodox method.
- 22:17Speaker 1: Oh so, y'all just gonna no thank give us soon
- 22:23Speaker 1: be damn right after the prayer. Yeah, hear me, Okay,
- 22:29Speaker 1: let's do alright. I like Tommy. I like tom Let
- 22:34Speaker 1: it pray play, but I'll be damns over here though,
- 22:38Speaker 1: all is stuffing, and then roso here it is Hello, Hello,
- 22:46Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach trying to reach brother Roberts and
- 22:48Speaker 1: speaking Hey, how you doing. I'm calling you from the church.
- 22:51Speaker 1: How you doing, brother man? I'm doing super fantastic any
- 22:54Speaker 1: day above ground is a good day. That's good. That's good. Hey, hey, listen, man,
- 22:59Speaker 1: we wanted to uh, being one of the brothers of
- 23:02Speaker 1: the church, I wanted to give you a call. Man.
- 23:03Speaker 1: You didn't make it to day, but you're now well.
- 23:05Speaker 1: You know, your wife stood up to date and uh
- 23:07Speaker 1: asked us to keep you all and our prayers because
- 23:10Speaker 1: y'all definitely trying to bring a new child into the world.
- 23:14Speaker 1: And she let us know that, you know, uh, she's
- 23:17Speaker 1: she's being a little older now forty one for the
- 23:20Speaker 1: two you know, she said, it takes a little longer
- 23:22Speaker 1: to try and conceive a child than you know in
- 23:25Speaker 1: your earlier years. So we we definitely wanted to let
- 23:27Speaker 1: you know, man that we we got you all in
- 23:29Speaker 1: our prayers. Man. Man, you just don't know how much
- 23:32Speaker 1: we appreciate that. Man. Yeah, we've been trying, but I
- 23:34Speaker 1: know what prayers, all things are possible. Yeah, well, we
- 23:37Speaker 1: definitely want to definitely want to keep you out of
- 23:40Speaker 1: our prayers, man, and uh, I hope that you are
- 23:42Speaker 1: able to conceive this child and bring you know, brain,
- 23:45Speaker 1: bring bring bring a news a new child into this world.
- 23:47Speaker 1: You know, the book says be fruitful and multiplies. Definitely definitely.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Who is this again, bro? Brother brother. I don't know
- 23:54Speaker 1: if you know me directly, but my brother I wanted
- 23:56Speaker 1: brothers at the church. Okay, okay, brother, thank you? Not
- 24:00Speaker 1: not not not not not Robert. What I want to
- 24:03Speaker 1: ask you, man, was have you considered any any alternatives
- 24:08Speaker 1: methods as far as you know, maybe helping this situation? Uh?
- 24:13Speaker 1: We've looked at a few Uh what what what? What
- 24:15Speaker 1: are you referring to as an alternative? Well, I mean
- 24:18Speaker 1: I think I have a good uh thing then that
- 24:22Speaker 1: that might be able to help the thing speed up
- 24:24Speaker 1: the process, and and and and you guys will be
- 24:27Speaker 1: expecting in no time. Man, Man, were just levels with
- 24:31Speaker 1: some things like that? What what? What? What you gotta mine?
- 24:34Speaker 1: I mean, uh, well, what I have is a little
- 24:36Speaker 1: little unorthodox, man, But I think if you allow me
- 24:40Speaker 1: to help you on this, man, I think that you'll
- 24:43Speaker 1: be definitely satisfied. And you know, Man, if nine months
- 24:47Speaker 1: or now, you gotta be at the hospital wait looking
- 24:48Speaker 1: for you your baby, for your paper girl, you know
- 24:51Speaker 1: we'll playing fire and orthodox. Okay, Uh see. What what
- 24:55Speaker 1: I have in mind, man, is have you considered maybe
- 24:59Speaker 1: like a Sarah gut father clarify clarify Sary because I'm
- 25:05Speaker 1: thinking the wrong thing. I don't want I just want
- 25:06Speaker 1: to make ship with on the same page. What do
- 25:08Speaker 1: you mean by Sarah the fuck? Well? What it is man,
- 25:11Speaker 1: is you know you know, of course the sarahus mother
- 25:14Speaker 1: is someone that will carry a shy for those that
- 25:17Speaker 1: cannot carry one. You know what I'm saying, right right?
- 25:20Speaker 1: So what what? What? What? I've gone to the doctor
- 25:23Speaker 1: and got myself checked out, man, good physical and everything.
- 25:26Speaker 1: I'm physically sitting everything. And you know, maybe I guess
- 25:30Speaker 1: the complications are coming from uh you as far as
- 25:33Speaker 1: the child not being you know, you're not being able
- 25:35Speaker 1: to conceive right now? No, no, I ain't. There ain't
- 25:38Speaker 1: nothing wrong with me, man, Okay, Now what you mean
- 25:41Speaker 1: by you physically fit? I mean what they got to
- 25:43Speaker 1: do with shar Let's see what I'm saying is if
- 25:46Speaker 1: if what you know, if you if you allow me
- 25:48Speaker 1: to come over and and supply my services. I mean,
- 25:52Speaker 1: let's say if you left for a weekend, man, and
- 25:54Speaker 1: I stayed over there by the time you get back. Now, man,
- 25:57Speaker 1: what wrong with you? Is this? What's know that this church? Man?
- 26:01Speaker 1: Am I at the wrong church? That they you You're
- 26:03Speaker 1: telling me you try hit me. Understand you're saying you
- 26:06Speaker 1: want to come over and have sex with my woman? Well,
- 26:09Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, don't. Don't look at it like that.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Don't look at it like that. Look at it delp.
- 26:13Speaker 1: I'm helping you, yea, what you're telling me indicularly, just
- 26:16Speaker 1: ain't you though? What excuse me that? Okay, you want
- 26:20Speaker 1: to come out and say with my wife? No, no, no,
- 26:22Speaker 1: I want to come over and just apply my services
- 26:25Speaker 1: man and put you guys in a better position that
- 26:27Speaker 1: you will be sending your life. You understand what I'm saying.
- 26:30Speaker 1: You understand what I'm coming from. Now. I don't sound
- 26:33Speaker 1: like you tell me you want to have sex in
- 26:34Speaker 1: my life? Man? What's wrong with you? Hold on? Hold on? No,
- 26:38Speaker 1: this this this brother awesome man. Listen see what I'm
- 26:40Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. Man, I don't give up
- 26:43Speaker 1: you brother? Who is brother? Man? I don't know you?
- 26:47Speaker 1: And then you're talking about the church. What kind of
- 26:49Speaker 1: is it? This thousand? Don't at this church? That red
- 26:51Speaker 1: at the church and have nothing to do with this.
- 26:54Speaker 1: It's me calling you to leave. When you come to me,
- 26:57Speaker 1: if you allow me to be the Sarah and father,
- 26:59Speaker 1: I have a pregnant bout the end of the week. Man,
- 27:02Speaker 1: you got me too. As soon as I say I'm
- 27:04Speaker 1: coming to the brothers, said, accused to see you. You
- 27:06Speaker 1: showed that. Bob said, it's like okay, okay, Gary, kid
- 27:10Speaker 1: knew you want to have brothers. I'm like, what about
- 27:14Speaker 1: you keeps looking at that like that? How have we
- 27:16Speaker 1: gonna get this? We're gonna get past just so we
- 27:18Speaker 1: can't get you to this child. Man, we ain't gonna
- 27:20Speaker 1: get pasted it. You talked about having sex with my wife.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Your wife said, brother, you ain't got no way. So
- 27:26Speaker 1: I have a white brother, Robert. What I'm trying to
- 27:28Speaker 1: do is help you along with yours and getting this
- 27:31Speaker 1: child and see you. That's what I'm trying to help.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Does you can't help me talking about having sex with
- 27:35Speaker 1: my wife? You said that on other doesn't I ain't
- 27:38Speaker 1: think you was going up, but we didn't. You're getting
- 27:41Speaker 1: my phone number? Well, you know we we have people
- 27:43Speaker 1: listed at the church. We have our phone numbers listed.
- 27:45Speaker 1: He left mind and when I get that too, I
- 27:48Speaker 1: hope to see you that I'm gonna punch you head. Hey,
- 27:51Speaker 1: look man, why don't I why don't I speak to
- 27:53Speaker 1: your wife when she comes to church this week, and
- 27:56Speaker 1: I'll see her. Don't see singing my wife along. I'm
- 28:00Speaker 1: just gonna talk to and see how she feels about
- 28:02Speaker 1: maybe maybe you know using this man. Don't even look
- 28:07Speaker 1: in the direction, brother, but by man, who do want you?
- 28:10Speaker 1: I need to see you myself? Okay? What what? What?
- 28:12Speaker 1: What does all the anger though? Brother? What? What? What?
- 28:14Speaker 1: What do you you let me angry? Just sitting here
- 28:17Speaker 1: telling me that's the script. I'm gonna come half secon
- 28:20Speaker 1: sill white. Okay, get ain't okay, brother, I got one
- 28:24Speaker 1: more thing I need to tell you. Are you ready for?
- 28:26Speaker 1: Can I say this? Then you better hunt? I hang
- 28:28Speaker 1: up in your say okay, you are you listening? Brother Robins,
- 28:32Speaker 1: I'm tind of this. This is nephew Tommy from the
- 28:36Speaker 1: Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got praked by your wife. Man,
- 28:43Speaker 1: what do you say? Why doing think that? Man? I'm
- 28:51Speaker 1: about to have the rest come to tell you about it.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Then you go straight plus parts in the mound. Didn
- 28:58Speaker 1: look for you on that one man? All right, Hey,
- 29:07Speaker 1: one more thing, man? Tell me this? What do you
- 29:09Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
- 29:12Speaker 1: show in the Landing Show with Steven you're talking over
- 29:23Speaker 1: that man on Orthodox methods. That's what that is, all right, Roscoe?
- 29:38Speaker 1: What you need? You want deck? Baby? You want deck man?
- 29:41Speaker 1: I forgot what I was on deck. Do a Thanksgiving song.
- 29:45Speaker 1: It's been a minute, Roscoe. Oh yeah, you want to
- 29:48Speaker 1: thank Yeah, you may not dry. That's thank you. That's Thanksgiving.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Oh great, big cattle, the gangs, the wide wall TV.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Ain't kinnel in the bank, you may not call. Ain't
- 30:15Speaker 1: got a car at all. But just remember brothers and sisters.
- 30:24Speaker 1: Oh you can steal standing tall. Yeah, just be thankful.
- 30:34Speaker 1: Thank you, Roscoe. Though it was good to good to
- 30:36Speaker 1: have you, good to see you. Bring me back some
- 30:39Speaker 1: time you we will, we will. I've mixed an entertainment
- 30:43Speaker 1: news Serena Williams Women of the Year will be right
- 30:45Speaker 1: back after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 30:52Speaker 1: All right, attention Steve Harvey Nation. If you want to
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- 31:15Speaker 1: first responders, and thank you very much for your generosity.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Now in Today's Entertainment News, g Q traditionally gives one
- 31:24Speaker 1: person the Man of the Year title. This time they
- 31:27Speaker 1: bestowed the title on three men and added a Woman
- 31:30Speaker 1: of the Year. Woman of the Year Yeah is Serena Williams. Yes, Serena.
- 31:36Speaker 1: Serena is gracing one of the four covers as the
- 31:39Speaker 1: Champion of the Year for the December two thousand eighteen
- 31:43Speaker 1: January two thousand nineteen issue. She's rocking a black leotard
- 31:46Speaker 1: and a vintage Chanel belt. The others featured Jonah Hill,
- 31:50Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan's and uh. In the cover story, Serena
- 31:53Speaker 1: opens up about her plans for the future, her thoughts
- 31:56Speaker 1: on Brett kavanaugh Supreme Court appointment, and the US Open
- 32:00Speaker 1: moment heard around the world. Steve, how about that? Congratulate
- 32:04Speaker 1: I take congratulations to Serena. Wee Woman of the Year.
- 32:14Speaker 1: You should have been you wouldn't wanted to me And
- 32:16Speaker 1: of the Year. Oh yeah, I think I am. Let
- 32:21Speaker 1: me think on me. But somebody. Do anybody call you
- 32:26Speaker 1: about it? Yeah, well I know, I'm j C. Pennyman
- 32:31Speaker 1: of a year. Alright, Moving on, guys and other entertainment news.
- 32:38Speaker 1: As you already know, stan Lee, the co founder of
- 32:41Speaker 1: Marvel Comics, just recently passed away this Monday. He was
- 32:46Speaker 1: all of you who are fans of his comic books
- 32:48Speaker 1: and then of his characters in the movies like the
- 32:51Speaker 1: Black Panther. Um, yeah, he was a great guy. Marvel
- 32:55Speaker 1: Comics is already proven that they're they're down with him pop.
- 33:00Speaker 1: But now the estate of Tupac and Marvel Comics announced
- 33:03Speaker 1: a new collaboration that will merge elements of images of
- 33:07Speaker 1: the late Tupac with those of Marvel's Black Panther for
- 33:10Speaker 1: a new clothing collection available exclusively at foot lockers. So
- 33:15Speaker 1: there you go, Tupac and Black Panther. Yeah, Tommy, if
- 33:19Speaker 1: they're doing that, man, you can do a collab collab
- 33:23Speaker 1: with who you know, with a superhero. I mean he
- 33:27Speaker 1: did Spider Man. No, no, no, no, no, that's going somewhere.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Go ahead, you can go ahead on who you think
- 33:35Speaker 1: it ought to be with Julie Aunt. Man, they're gone.
- 33:45Speaker 1: It's going down, y'all, don't see me as a superhero.
- 33:48Speaker 1: You can be whatever you want to be. No Boseman,
- 33:55Speaker 1: White Masses, mighty mouse. That's good now, got you kept
- 34:04Speaker 1: getting beat. You're a little fast rat. That work caught
- 34:11Speaker 1: up man, you big speak. You could be the road runner,
- 34:19Speaker 1: but you're just gonna get eight a lot. Okay, I'm
- 34:23Speaker 1: thinking do you think you should be time? I'm thinking
- 34:27Speaker 1: light skinned pamp do that work? You can't jump like nobody?
- 34:39Speaker 1: That's funny? What what was b Jordan's broad? How about
- 34:42Speaker 1: something to match the tattoos on your arm? Why don't
- 34:45Speaker 1: you be the joker? We gotta go, guys. Ms Anne
- 34:49Speaker 1: is coming up. Come on, step ladies, ladies and gentlemen.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Miss and Trip, thank you very much everybody, and good morning.
- 34:57Speaker 1: This is and Trip. Well the Black Commune in New
- 35:00Speaker 1: Year's grieving and demanding answers about yet another fatal shooting
- 35:03Speaker 1: of an innocent black man by a white police officer,
- 35:05Speaker 1: as you heard right here from me on Monday. This
- 35:07Speaker 1: time it was in the mostly black Chicago suburb of Robin's, Illinois,
- 35:11Speaker 1: where a church organist, Jamal Robinson, was on his night
- 35:14Speaker 1: job as a club bouncer while holding a suspect a
- 35:17Speaker 1: gunpoint for the police. One cop from the white suburb
- 35:19Speaker 1: of Midlothian shot and killed the promising young black man. Now,
- 35:23Speaker 1: the police are claiming they ordered Mr Robinson to drop
- 35:25Speaker 1: his gun over and over and that they had no
- 35:27Speaker 1: way of knowing he was security. However, Jaqueer Woods lives
- 35:30Speaker 1: right across the street. She tells NPR that she and
- 35:33Speaker 1: several other witnesses know that none of that is true.
- 35:36Speaker 1: Had the range like the rest of best and the
- 35:39Speaker 1: security had. Before he could get up off of him.
- 35:42Speaker 1: The officer comes flying out of this door, gunnup. He says,
- 35:47Speaker 1: get on the ground. Before he says ground, he fires
- 35:50Speaker 1: the first shot. You know, I live here. I see him.
- 35:53Speaker 1: He's over there every night that the bar is open,
- 35:55Speaker 1: doing his job. He doesn't really bothering anybody. He's he's
- 35:58Speaker 1: just doing his job. The cop and evolved on paid leave.
- 36:01Speaker 1: His name has not been released. Jamal Robison's family is
- 36:03Speaker 1: suing that officer and the town of mid Lothian in
- 36:06Speaker 1: federal court. By the way, some people consider this recent
- 36:09Speaker 1: trend a sort of racist attack. Another white woman, this
- 36:12Speaker 1: time a lecturer at the University of Texas and San
- 36:15Speaker 1: Antonio called the police on a black college student and
- 36:18Speaker 1: had cops escort the young woman out of the class
- 36:21Speaker 1: just because she propped her feet up on a chair.
- 36:24Speaker 1: That lecturer has been put on administrative leave. By the way,
- 36:27Speaker 1: Defense Secretary James Maddis is at the US Mexico border.
- 36:30Speaker 1: Thousands of American troops are there too. They've been sent
- 36:32Speaker 1: there to bolster President Trump's pre election promise to crack
- 36:36Speaker 1: down on illegal immigration and keep the caravan or Central
- 36:38Speaker 1: American migrants from entering the US. Maddis fields, He's got
- 36:41Speaker 1: the manpower to do the job. Confident we have the
- 36:46Speaker 1: number of trips and eight developed port to ben grain,
- 36:48Speaker 1: to complaine what we've been asked to do prior to
- 36:51Speaker 1: the arrival of the large caravan wherever they choose to go.
- 36:56Speaker 1: The death toll from the wildfires in California now stands
- 36:59Speaker 1: at fifty eight, and now there are three fires burning.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Great news looks like the Four First Ladies book as
- 37:04Speaker 1: a hit. On just the first day on sale, it
- 37:05Speaker 1: became a bestseller. It's called Becoming Mr Mrs Obama. By
- 37:09Speaker 1: the way, he was out urging people to vote last week,
- 37:12Speaker 1: and she was urged and asked about the results on
- 37:14Speaker 1: CBS this morning. Saw in this midterms, people wanted the
- 37:18Speaker 1: country to move in a different direction. They came out
- 37:20Speaker 1: in record numbers and they voted. And that's how it works.
- 37:24Speaker 1: That's how the system works, she says, And people should
- 37:26Speaker 1: have faith in the vote because it certainly does matter.
- 37:30Speaker 1: That's right. And finally we have the nationals. Well, today's
- 37:34Speaker 1: a special day. It's national forget me Not days. We're
- 37:38Speaker 1: sending you. If you forget me not, We'll forget about
- 37:40Speaker 1: the weather. It's gonna be lousy in certain parts of
- 37:43Speaker 1: our listening area, certain parts of the country, just beautiful.
- 37:46Speaker 1: This is an a trip. Now back to the Steve
- 37:47Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Show. So Stephen.
- 37:53Speaker 1: Los Angeles Rams quarterback Jared Goff called an audible at
- 37:57Speaker 1: the line of scrimmage during the Rams game against the
- 38:00Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks this past Sunday. He could be heard shouting,
- 38:03Speaker 1: halle Berry, take a listen, jumped up. Did you hear that?
- 38:14Speaker 1: Do it again? He has jumped up? Well, guess who noticed?
- 38:27Speaker 1: Halle Berry noticed? Hallie tweeted uh to Jared Goff and
- 38:31Speaker 1: the l A Rams hold up, what is a Hallie Berry.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Golf was ecstatic when he learned about Hallie's weight. Hold On,
- 38:38Speaker 1: are you serious? That's what he said to ESPN dot com.
- 38:42Speaker 1: He was so surprised if she heard it. He was like,
- 38:44Speaker 1: she heard it. Uh, Golf is twenty four years old,
- 38:48Speaker 1: but apparently he's a really big fan of Hallie, who's
- 38:51Speaker 1: fifty two. Yeah. Anyway, Golf tweeted his response to Hallie's tweet,
- 38:59Speaker 1: it's my favorite play ever. So all I gotta do
- 39:02Speaker 1: is store Holly halle Berry. And she responds if she
- 39:07Speaker 1: hears it, Hallie Barret, Hallie Berry, but you're married, damn
- 39:14Speaker 1: call I know that. Just let me have this one
- 39:17Speaker 1: though I didn't know that. You only my fan, and
- 39:23Speaker 1: I don't need you saying that. Why I'm Holly Halley,
- 39:26Speaker 1: halle Barret. They're gonna call now before I promise, she
- 39:33Speaker 1: wouldn't Tommy, she would go call Mary doesn't married man? Okay, Yeah,
- 39:44Speaker 1: I U I ruined it is that what you're saying?
- 39:47Speaker 1: I mean it's okay, reminding him of the truth and
- 39:52Speaker 1: what's real. You can't handle, Tommy. If halle Berry responded
- 39:56Speaker 1: to you and said, Tommy, I just want you to
- 40:00Speaker 1: this is a real question, hypothetical. Go ahead, we can
- 40:03Speaker 1: give him a real answer. Tommy Halleyberry responsed you as says,
- 40:10Speaker 1: I've admired you from afar. That's her response. Cool? What
- 40:17Speaker 1: would you say when the goal get shot in front
- 40:20Speaker 1: of my whole family? But then one response rolled me
- 40:26Speaker 1: out on a guarney. You can thank your death? Why
- 40:29Speaker 1: I wouldn't I Why I got to get the hell
- 40:35Speaker 1: about this house? You're breaking up. You're gonna quit in
- 40:41Speaker 1: Miami from Afar. It's gonna be close, all right? Coming
- 40:50Speaker 1: coming up at thirty four after the hour. Are you
- 40:52Speaker 1: smarter than nephew? Tommy? You got to be right after this.
- 40:58Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Show. Okay, it's time to play
- 41:03Speaker 1: America's favorite game. It is back. Are you smarter than nephew? Tommy? Okay,
- 41:10Speaker 1: good luck to let's go. What iconic model launched the
- 41:17Speaker 1: nineteenth season of the popular TV show America's Next Top Model,
- 41:22Speaker 1: Tar Banks In the seventies sitcom Good Times, who played
- 41:26Speaker 1: the role of Penny Kenny Jackson. What is the alcohol
- 41:30Speaker 1: most commonly used in marguerite? What legendary Chicago Bears football
- 41:40Speaker 1: player was nicknames Sweetness Walter Pagon Yes, what sneaker brand
- 41:46Speaker 1: is represented by a swoosh Nike? Which morning let's get
- 41:51Speaker 1: that understood. Which morning show co host was born with
- 41:56Speaker 1: six fingers on both hands? I hate whoever put that question.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Which annual holiday is a traditional dinner of turkey? And
- 42:08Speaker 1: beat him on mountain? Which what legendary female is credited
- 42:12Speaker 1: for selling the first American flag? That ross? Which comedian
- 42:17Speaker 1: is the host of VH one's hip Hop Squares TV show?
- 42:21Speaker 1: You all Right TV show? Oh it's a ice Cubes show.
- 42:31Speaker 1: It's good, I got rich? Yeah, Well, I think these
- 42:39Speaker 1: questions were swayed heavily towards Tommy. That was an acting question.
- 42:45Speaker 1: There was an alcohol beverage question. I don't even know
- 42:49Speaker 1: what he should have been here, Just no, all the lical,
- 42:55Speaker 1: all the actresses at one minute, Who the hell I'm
- 42:58Speaker 1: s going, Penny's gonna be going Fai Almo, Michael, j J.
- 43:05Speaker 1: Flow Wander, I'm going through, well, Lona, the names I'm
- 43:12Speaker 1: going through. I'm trying to you know, Lona's adopted Darda.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I never really paid attention. We're grinding al right. Here
- 43:23Speaker 1: we go with the questions, and I want you all
- 43:26Speaker 1: to not be influenced. But I got that one first
- 43:28Speaker 1: right there, because that was very, very, very unethical. Well
- 43:33Speaker 1: let us see, shall we were gonna Tali and find
- 43:36Speaker 1: out we're Italian? Uh? Here we go. What iconic model
- 43:40Speaker 1: launched the nineteenth season of the popular TV show America's
- 43:43Speaker 1: Next Top Model, Tyra Banks Harvey got that one. In
- 43:47Speaker 1: the seventies sitcom Good Times, who played the role of
- 43:50Speaker 1: Penny Janet Jackson, Tommy got that one. What what is
- 43:55Speaker 1: the alcohol most kindly used used in Margarita's tequila? Tommy, guys,
- 44:01Speaker 1: that gave him momentum? Oh damn. Which legendary Chicago Bears
- 44:09Speaker 1: football player was nicknamed Sweetness? That would be Walter Payton. Steve,
- 44:13Speaker 1: you got that one. What sneaker brand is represented by
- 44:16Speaker 1: a swoosh Nike? It was a tie. See, people from Cleveland,
- 44:24Speaker 1: they used to tie. I ain't used to there, but
- 44:25Speaker 1: come on, you ain't used to win in either. What
- 44:29Speaker 1: the here we playing? I don't like this question, but
- 44:31Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead. Which morning show co host was
- 44:34Speaker 1: born with six fingers on both hands? I say, Junior,
- 44:41Speaker 1: it was me. I thought one of them sickles had
- 44:44Speaker 1: popped out. No goodness, No, Tommy, it was me, Shirley Strawberry.
- 44:48Speaker 1: You got that one, right? Yeah, see no just fingers
- 44:53Speaker 1: stop him cut off? I got him cut off? But alright,
- 44:59Speaker 1: which annual Aliday is the traditional? Is the tradition dinner
- 45:02Speaker 1: traditional dinner of turkey and dressing served Thanksgiving. Tommy got it.
- 45:08Speaker 1: You gotta be kid? No what? Yeah what? Legendary female
- 45:13Speaker 1: is credited for selling the first American flag Betsy Ross.
- 45:20Speaker 1: Congratulation to Steve got Betsy Ross. Which comedian is the
- 45:25Speaker 1: host of v H one's Hip Hop Squares TV show.
- 45:27Speaker 1: That would be d Ray Davis and Tommy got that one.
- 45:30Speaker 1: Tommy got five on this one, Steve got three and
- 45:33Speaker 1: they tied at one. But his attitude just say well no, no,
- 45:38Speaker 1: I want, I want to do this under prouder protests,
- 45:42Speaker 1: the acting and alcohol of courtions back to back really
- 45:46Speaker 1: blosted his chances, all right. Coming up next to it
- 45:49Speaker 1: is the nephew the winner today and uh he has
- 45:53Speaker 1: a prank phone call right after this. You're listening to
- 45:56Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
- 46:00Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter,
- 46:03Speaker 1: Oh I got a good one for you. Subject we
- 46:05Speaker 1: fit together like a lock and key. Wait till you
- 46:08Speaker 1: hear this letter right now. It is the nephew though
- 46:10Speaker 1: with the prank phone call for the day. What you
- 46:15Speaker 1: got that black people don't eat an chokes? What happened?
- 46:18Speaker 1: Black people don't eat ant chokes black people. I was
- 46:26Speaker 1: at a meeting the other day with two black people. Mh.
- 46:31Speaker 1: One girl who works for my production company, who was
- 46:35Speaker 1: your president of it, ordered a small bowl of ant choke. Wow.
- 46:42Speaker 1: And then I'm sitting there her name Terry Kennedy. She
- 46:47Speaker 1: ate a small bowl of anchoke. I was on the
- 46:50Speaker 1: other side of the table. I don't know what your
- 46:53Speaker 1: mom could be like after that. But I'm there with
- 46:58Speaker 1: Reginald Hutling, who I've known for man producer. We're doing
- 47:03Speaker 1: a great project together. His ass love had chosren really wow.
- 47:11Speaker 1: And I told them, I said, y'all, the first black
- 47:14Speaker 1: people I've ever met they eat an chokes. I don't
- 47:17Speaker 1: know it slots of us, but they ain't never shared.
- 47:20Speaker 1: They don't know about and y'all two need to sit
- 47:23Speaker 1: on the side of the damn table. Chore. I've never
- 47:26Speaker 1: I've had it in stuff, but never bowler. Well, watch
- 47:31Speaker 1: me talk to this to tell you guy in New
- 47:33Speaker 1: York he owns he owns the pizzas. Oh my god.
- 47:39Speaker 1: When I told him, he put answer on my pizza
- 47:42Speaker 1: and I didn't order that, Like black people don't eat
- 47:44Speaker 1: answer this? Right? Hello? Man? Who? Who? Who is the
- 47:50Speaker 1: person I need to talk to about? I got a
- 47:52Speaker 1: pizza that's been messed up? Who do I need to
- 47:54Speaker 1: talk to? Well, you can talk to me. What's going on?
- 47:57Speaker 1: What happened to pachabody put something an shobies on my pizzas?
- 48:01Speaker 1: Black people don't even man? Shobies? Man? Who who? Who?
- 48:07Speaker 1: Who would do that? Who would put answer? Chettled? That
- 48:12Speaker 1: settled out with the language that Pal? All right, you know,
- 48:15Speaker 1: if you got answervies on your pizza, he just must
- 48:18Speaker 1: have gotten mixed up with another water. I'll send you
- 48:19Speaker 1: another pizza. It ain't a big deal. But I ain't
- 48:22Speaker 1: ask an shobies man? Might fact? Let me ask you?
- 48:25Speaker 1: So what the here's the ant? Show me any damn wait,
- 48:29Speaker 1: it's like sardine. That's what ann chovy is, Okay, Pal sardine. Hey, hey, hey,
- 48:35Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Man. First of all, what's
- 48:37Speaker 1: your name? What is your name? I'm Gino I'm Gino.
- 48:40Speaker 1: So you're the owner of the damn pizza plates. Yeah,
- 48:43Speaker 1: I owned the damn pizza place. And I don't need
- 48:45Speaker 1: people calling me that Curson and me because there was
- 48:48Speaker 1: a mistake. You know, mistakes happened, pal where things go
- 48:50Speaker 1: on in his life. And then you're getting some ant
- 48:53Speaker 1: chovies on your pizza. A right man? Okay, So here's
- 48:56Speaker 1: the deal. I don't have a bunch of gats coming
- 48:58Speaker 1: mild all the pizza and we last one of them, God,
- 49:01Speaker 1: man chobies on them, you know what I'm saying. So
- 49:03Speaker 1: I got an issue with it. I just spent over
- 49:05Speaker 1: fifty dollars with you with these pizzas, and and it's
- 49:08Speaker 1: right wrong that nobody likes an chovies. No, I tell something.
- 49:14Speaker 1: Black people you know man chopies, Man, hold on, I'm
- 49:20Speaker 1: alm a won't certain I've served and choby teaching up
- 49:23Speaker 1: black people before. Okay, the black people that I know
- 49:28Speaker 1: don't eat and shobies. Okay, Well, then we'll take you
- 49:32Speaker 1: some pizzas without any man chobies on him. You know
- 49:35Speaker 1: what I don't like you. I don't like your attitude.
- 49:37Speaker 1: You know what, man, you didn't cut me with so
- 49:40Speaker 1: much attitude to start with. You didn't get no attitude? Okay, okay,
- 49:44Speaker 1: look at don't get your okay, don't get you what
- 49:48Speaker 1: you why did you don't you know? Why did you
- 49:50Speaker 1: just did you just threaten me? I said, don't get you?
- 49:55Speaker 1: Do you think you're talking? Who the do you think
- 49:58Speaker 1: you're tough and too? Okay, I'm talking to Gino the owner. Please,
- 50:05Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. You don't tell me you're gonna
- 50:07Speaker 1: kick my Okay, pal, you know where the pizzer is?
- 50:11Speaker 1: You know down? Do do you? Do? You? Okay, that's it.
- 50:16Speaker 1: I'll tell you what man, in the next three to
- 50:18Speaker 1: five minutes, open to walk down there and kick your
- 50:20Speaker 1: little fine putting hand shown here bad having a little
- 50:23Speaker 1: pump us attitude like you think you can't get joy.
- 50:28Speaker 1: You come on down here, okay and we'll see do
- 50:31Speaker 1: be a favor, go yourself and no once you wrote
- 50:35Speaker 1: in on okay, I'm bringing it on down here, all right,
- 50:37Speaker 1: we'll take care of it there. Stuff man, chobe up,
- 50:41Speaker 1: it's all right. Thal okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, cool, alright, cool, okay, okay, okay,
- 50:47Speaker 1: you'd like to say, okay a lot do you your words. Okay,
- 50:52Speaker 1: you need to have somebody there with you when I
- 50:54Speaker 1: get there, because I promise you, che off, you don't
- 50:58Speaker 1: shake it in its boots abound. Me and my aunt
- 51:01Speaker 1: chovies were sitting here scared out of our minds right now. Okay,
- 51:06Speaker 1: dealt with clowns like you my whole life. Let me
- 51:11Speaker 1: tell you to see it. Do you do you know
- 51:13Speaker 1: who you're talking to? I'm pocketed some an idiot who
- 51:16Speaker 1: don't know how to talk. That's what I'm talking though. No,
- 51:19Speaker 1: you're talking to nip him tough from Steve Harvey Martin. Listen, Gino,
- 51:25Speaker 1: you just got prayed. You're telling me I'm throwing F
- 51:31Speaker 1: bombs all over the radio. You're topping in bombs all
- 51:36Speaker 1: over the radio. Baby, who I want to know who
- 51:39Speaker 1: did this to me? Because they're getting some F bombs.
- 51:42Speaker 1: Do you have a guy that works for you? He
- 51:44Speaker 1: says he works five to close. Andre. You gotta you
- 51:48Speaker 1: gotta Drede that works for you. Yeah, I gotta Drede
- 51:50Speaker 1: that works for me. Andre is gonna be sitting some
- 51:52Speaker 1: time in a walking freezer. Uh. People don't need anchovies. Huh.
- 52:02Speaker 1: Black people don't eat your antvi. Baby. Hey, I gotta
- 52:05Speaker 1: ask you this with the gino, what is the baddest
- 52:07Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Your show. The baddest radio show in the land is
- 52:16Speaker 1: the Sea Barby showing No. I mean, I'll be sad.
- 52:25Speaker 1: I'm gonna send yourself pizzas. I'm sending that station dozens
- 52:28Speaker 1: of pieces with anti double anchovies on every one of them. Whoa, whoa,
- 52:38Speaker 1: an you don't eat anto, I was really scared for you,
- 52:43Speaker 1: and kick your hands. It got real. Oh man, you
- 52:50Speaker 1: got really real anchovies in a salad, That's what I said,
- 52:54Speaker 1: and a Caesar salad or pizza or something. But yeah,
- 52:57Speaker 1: not like just the yeah yeah, but you can't lay
- 53:02Speaker 1: them a little fish it. Yeah, they are gamy. Yeah,
- 53:10Speaker 1: all right, we put it out on. Let me tell
- 53:11Speaker 1: my show tonight, I mean Richmond, Virginia. One show tonight
- 53:15Speaker 1: to Friday, three Saturday, and two have been added on
- 53:19Speaker 1: Sunday and they're going fast. So if you're enriching Virginia
- 53:21Speaker 1: anywhere around the way, get to take a seat the
- 53:23Speaker 1: nephew Sunday night. You take a steal left, Okay, all right, well,
- 53:29Speaker 1: thank you nephew. Up next, the Strawberry letter subject we
- 53:33Speaker 1: Fit Together like a lock and key. Right after this,
- 53:37Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time
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- 53:54Speaker 1: reading this one today because it's crazy after like Chris Koma,
- 54:02Speaker 1: hold on tight, we got it all you here. It
- 54:03Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter subject we Fit Together Like a
- 54:09Speaker 1: lock and key. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been in a
- 54:13Speaker 1: relationship with a married man for ten years. People think
- 54:18Speaker 1: that all mistresses have low self esteem. However I don't.
- 54:22Speaker 1: I am very confident and I love everything about myself.
- 54:25Speaker 1: Since I've been with my guy, I have only cheated
- 54:28Speaker 1: on him once, and I told him about it and
- 54:31Speaker 1: promised him that it wouldn't happen again. In the first
- 54:34Speaker 1: few months of our affair, I tried to end it,
- 54:37Speaker 1: but both he and I were already in love. He
- 54:41Speaker 1: is my best friend and he has my entire heart.
- 54:44Speaker 1: We share a bank account and he is on the
- 54:47Speaker 1: d to my house. I have a tattoo of a
- 54:49Speaker 1: lock and he has a tattoo of the key. I
- 54:53Speaker 1: know his wife, but we're not friends. If I happen
- 54:57Speaker 1: to run into the two of them in our small community,
- 55:00Speaker 1: we all should chat about our children. My children and
- 55:03Speaker 1: his children attend the same school and had a lot
- 55:06Speaker 1: of have a lot of activities together. He takes me
- 55:09Speaker 1: on annual trips and he spends time with me during
- 55:11Speaker 1: the holidays. He has never treated me like I was
- 55:14Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. But now I'm getting older and
- 55:18Speaker 1: I refused to keep sharing him. I love him and
- 55:21Speaker 1: I want him all to myself. Basically, I'm at the
- 55:25Speaker 1: point where I need him to leave his wife for me.
- 55:29Speaker 1: I'm not worried about karma. I believe in fate and
- 55:33Speaker 1: I believe he is my soul mate. When I shared
- 55:36Speaker 1: my feelings with him, he didn't respond, so I'm not
- 55:40Speaker 1: sure what's going through his mind. So what should my
- 55:42Speaker 1: next move do? Please advise? All right, your next move, obviously,
- 55:49Speaker 1: I don't see how you don't see this should just
- 55:51Speaker 1: be to leave him and get your own man. That
- 55:54Speaker 1: should be your next move. Because you you told him
- 55:56Speaker 1: how you felt You've been with him for ten years.
- 55:59Speaker 1: Surely he knows this. But you told him that, you know,
- 56:02Speaker 1: you wanted him all to yourself, and you wanted him
- 56:04Speaker 1: to leave your wife, leave his wife and all of that.
- 56:06Speaker 1: And he didn't respond. There was your answer. He didn't respond.
- 56:11Speaker 1: That was it. If he if he was gonna do that,
- 56:14Speaker 1: he would have said something, he would have lied, he
- 56:16Speaker 1: would have said something. He said nothing. Okay, so you're
- 56:19Speaker 1: not sure what's going through your mind. It's not that
- 56:23Speaker 1: leaving his wife for you. It's not that I can
- 56:26Speaker 1: tell you that. You guys have been together ten years.
- 56:29Speaker 1: You say you don't have any selfish, low self esteem,
- 56:33Speaker 1: but you doo because you're there in this relationship, and um,
- 56:36Speaker 1: you know, if you felt confident, you could really get
- 56:39Speaker 1: out and get a man of your own. Um, this
- 56:42Speaker 1: is crazy. You guys go to school together. I mean
- 56:44Speaker 1: your kids go to school together. You know his wife.
- 56:47Speaker 1: You guys is a small community. This is all too much.
- 56:50Speaker 1: You need to get your own man. I'm sure there
- 56:52Speaker 1: are plenty of men out here who would love to
- 56:55Speaker 1: have someone like you. You just have to think higher
- 56:58Speaker 1: of yourself. You that you have low self esteem, But
- 57:01Speaker 1: if you don't have low self esteem, but you do.
- 57:04Speaker 1: If you thought better of yourself, you would know that
- 57:06Speaker 1: you wouldn't have to be number two. You could be
- 57:08Speaker 1: someone's number one. Steve, you know a lot of men don't.
- 57:12Speaker 1: Nobody will not have to read this letter. Let me
- 57:16Speaker 1: just go only quit playing with this and get right
- 57:18Speaker 1: to it. Subject. We fit together like a locking key,
- 57:25Speaker 1: parentheses to somebody else's house. We fit together like a
- 57:32Speaker 1: locking key. But your locking key is to somebody else's house.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Let the church see man, you've been in a relationship
- 57:45Speaker 1: with a married man for ten years. Now, hear what
- 57:49Speaker 1: she said. People think that mistresses have low self esteem.
- 57:52Speaker 1: However I don't. I am very confident. I love everything
- 57:59Speaker 1: about myself. Since I've been with my guy, I've only
- 58:04Speaker 1: cheated on him one and I told him about it
- 58:08Speaker 1: and promised that it wouldn't happen again. Wow, ain't you
- 58:11Speaker 1: you know what? You just you're You're You're just a
- 58:14Speaker 1: bundle of virtue. God, I want somebody like you. Why
- 58:20Speaker 1: would I not want a woman that sleeps with a
- 58:22Speaker 1: married man and cheats in that relationship. Dad, I'm gonna
- 58:30Speaker 1: this in my life. You might not have low low
- 58:35Speaker 1: self esteem, but you shan't think a lot of your
- 58:37Speaker 1: little raggedy ass, oh man. In the first few months
- 58:42Speaker 1: of our fair I tried to end it, but both
- 58:45Speaker 1: of ours was already in love. He my best friend,
- 58:49Speaker 1: He has my entire heart. We share a bank account,
- 58:54Speaker 1: and he's on the deed to my house. Really, you
- 59:01Speaker 1: took him down and put your name on the deed
- 59:04Speaker 1: to your house, and y'all got a bank account together.
- 59:07Speaker 1: I bet the statement go to your house. Everything. I
- 59:12Speaker 1: promise you that listen to this. I have a tattoo
- 59:16Speaker 1: of a lock, and he got a tattoo of the key.
- 59:20Speaker 1: You don't think his wife ain't got a lock tattooed
- 59:24Speaker 1: on us somewhere. How do you think he explaining this
- 59:29Speaker 1: key to the woman he go home to a sleep
- 59:31Speaker 1: with every day. You know you ain't the only one
- 59:33Speaker 1: with that damn lock. Only I can promise you. If
- 59:38Speaker 1: he got a key, his wife got a tattoo of
- 59:41Speaker 1: a lock too. Some keiths had two locks. You know, girl,
- 59:45Speaker 1: I know how this go. You're tripping. You ain't the
- 59:51Speaker 1: only one with the locks tattoo. I know his wife,
- 59:56Speaker 1: but we're not friends. How are you gonna be from him?
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: If I happen to run into the two of them
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: in our small community. We chit chat about our children.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: My children and his children attend the same school. See you,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: you may not have a little self esteem, but you
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: definitely delusion on. So you're thinking, all our kids go
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: to the same school. That's gonna be your daddy one
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: day today with his kids. Play with him, tip kids,
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: because we're gonna be a blended family. My children his
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: children attend the same school and have a lot of
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: activities together. You know why, because you put him in everything.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: His damn kids. Again, they're on the spelling beat team.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: I know you can't spell. Get on that, get in
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: the bad damn mistress getting the bad Give a damn
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: if you don't like Canada Tuba. The boy played the two,
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: you're gonna play one. He takes me on annual trips
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: that don't mean nothing. That could go somewhere for the weekend,
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: he could lie and save his job going for the weekend,
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: but here gonna one. And he spends time with me
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: doing the holidays, during the holidays, not on the exactly different.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: He come over letters subject be over there this crazy
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: hold hold that thought that coming up together like somebody
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: else's probably got over another right so welcome to this.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: They take annual trips. That's him telling his wife he
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: gotta be as his trip, and he dragged you on it.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: He spent time with me during the holidays, during the holidays,
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: not on the damn came be at your house on things,
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: giving all the people coming over, that's first question. He
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: can't come back in the house and answer that he
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: went to the store to get some ign I've been
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: gone four hours. Damn stoes ain't open close it till
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: you can go to that crog in White neighborhood. They't
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: might have. I just got that he has never treated
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: me like I was a dirty little secret, but you are.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: I know he ain't treat you like that, But you
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: are the dirty little secret. He told his wife and
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: his kids. Yeah, his family don't know. They don't know
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: down at the school. The bank ain't never called his
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: wife and talked about but you is the dirty Lucy.
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: But now I'm getting older and I refused to keep
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: sharing him. What you're going to do, so get what
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: you're saying. I love him and I want him all
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: to myself. Basically, I'm at the point where I need
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: him leave his wife for me. Basically, at this point,
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: I need him to leave his wife for me. I'm
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: not worried about calma. What you ain't worried about karma.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: You're getting it now. You ain't gonna get what you
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: want and somebody going to take something belong to you.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: Calming can comming, don care about you can about Comma.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: What goes around comes around doing. Thousands of you would
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: have them do unto you. Forgive us our trustpassors, we'd
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: give those a trustpass against us. Forgive us our datus.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: We forgive our datus. Who do you think they're talking to?
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: I believe in faith, and I believe he is my
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: soul mate. That what you believe, you're the only one
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: to believe is you know why? Because watch this sentence.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: When I shared my feelings with him, he didn't respond
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: because he ain't got no respon arms, because that ain't
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: fitting to happen. He not fitning to leave his wife
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: for you. This's been working ten years, just like this.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: We got a bank account, I'm on the deed to
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: your house, and you got that lock tattooed on you
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: with this key, keep fitting a whole lot of locks.
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: So I'm not sure what's going through his mind. He's
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the hell all that's coming from.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: It's been ten years of bliss. You're fitting to blow it.
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: How can he have his family and you too? If
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: he leaves his family he can't do that? Then del
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: fair is over. What's wrong with you? See what you
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: said you didn't have a little self esteem? But then
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: later on in the letter you say, but now I'm
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: getting older and I refused to keep sharing him. You're
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: sharing him because you have a little self esteem, But
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: now you don't got older. Now you don't want to
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: share no more. Oh your esteem and picked up you
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: See what I'm saying. You can't call me and share
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: with you what you want us to do. You think
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: his white really got that lock? Hell? Yeah, you got
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: to explain the key. He got to explained that damn kid,
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: But his wife got a lock on it. And get
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: his name off your house. D take his name off
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: your house. D take that money, take all of it.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Don't call his wife and tell his wife. See that
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: that's what Sherley wants you to do. Yes, you do, Sherley,
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: because I just heard your breathe heavy. No, I don't
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: want but that ain't what she gonna do. She gonna
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: tell the one. She's gonna tell it though, because now
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: she hurt because I mentioned my feelings and he didn't respond.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: He got your mouth quiet because you got to figure
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: out what he's fit to do. Lock, he gotta gotta
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: get up. Yeah. Plus y'all responding to this letter. When
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: they community, when they hit about that d and that lock,
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: oh yeah, that it might be a lot of locks
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: come forward. It is a flaw community. And Jerome, when
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: we were down at the gym, ain't you got Ain't
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: you got a kill on your finger? I wan unlet
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: Steven let me play. And Dog, they say, this girl
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: and go to the Sage school kids go to your school?
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: Is that the little chicken be winning the show just
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: for the last ten years? You know? Dog? Her dress
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: came up at the picnic and I saw a lock
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: inside her Dave. Yeah, she had a tattoo of a
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: lock inside her side the picnic. No, we've been to
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: get to find a locks right here. You've been seeing
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: the chick for two years. And Jerom, you know, man,
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: you heard that on the show. I heard it on
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: the show. Man, Why are you here on the show.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: Don't this ever to wrote in, Oh, you'll know, don't
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: anybody said nothing to you? Don't listen to this. This
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: chick then rode in on the latter told them everything.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: Say your kids go the same school, she said, donk,
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: she said, y'all in the same activity. Don't you got
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: your name on what exactly? Dog? I know this ain't
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: no way I know this him? Hold on, man, who
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: else heard this? Everybody? Everybody watch Steve Now show everywhere? Man, God,
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: dog men, you don't want to talk. I'll tell you
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: a little bit more. If you want me to come back.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: I'll tell you a little bit more if you want. Man,
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: I don't know if I won't hear me what it is?
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: Who do not know what to say to your girl
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: when you get to the house of her girls and
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: heard it? All right? Listen, Steve. You can't go hold guys.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: You can email us your Instagram us your thoughts on
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter at Steve Harvey FM. Coming up in
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: about ten minutes. Our girl Sheryl Underwood from the Talk
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show,
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Ladies and Jentimen Sheryl Underwood already Steve hard and her family.
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: What's happening? Man? You know, it's a good day that
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: you're above ground, but it's a sad day when we
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: got to say rest with the Lord. Uh there's two people. Uh.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: Stan Lee, the dude that wrote all the comic. Yeah,
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: he gave him flaws, but he gave us something that
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: I've lifted people gave us Black Panther. You know that
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: he was a scientist and a lead and everything. And
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: so they have a movie that Chadwick Boseman and fine,
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan's kill Monkas could be in it. Listen,
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: I'm gonna need Nicki Minas to get off a point
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: of Michael B. Jordan. You didn't say. Look, I had
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: Michael B Jordan's himmed up at the at the Mayweather
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: pack our fight. I was trying to hot let him.
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: I said, Creed gonna make your stock. He said, look, Floyd,
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: I don't swing that way. So Floyd Carol stuff. And
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: while we're uplifting, uplifting lives and talking about things, let's
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: let's shout out to brother. Wasn't that Jamal that was
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: the security guard at the Blue Moment in Chicago? Outside
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: of Chicago, I think it was Robert's outside of Chicago.
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: The brother that was just doing what we want black
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: men to do, go to work every day, twenty six
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: years old, a father when he a musician in the
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: church and everything. So his family is suing, right, Yeah,
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: I think they're gonna sue. And what I think it's
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: Jamie Robertson. I don't want to miss pronounce his last name,
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: but I think we're saying Rover said. I think that's
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: what it is. Calling thank you while we upliving standing
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: lead life. We got to shout out to brothers, the
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: soldiers that's out there each and every day trying to
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: do something. And here's a young man that was a
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: security guard. And listen, I have said this before. You
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: don't have to train people to not shoot white people.
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: So we all holler, well, need better training. I've said
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: it myself. I'm just saying right now, they need to
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: be an investigated necessity, not a let's just shoot everybody.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. When you when you have
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: investigated necessity, you keep people alive so you'll get down
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: to the bottom of what truly occurred. Just shout everybody's
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: calling they shot to do that. He was holding down.
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: He was holding down somebody, right, we just pray that
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: this don't have any moment. It's not that we don't
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: want people to be police. There's great people out there
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: that are in lawing fourth like this shooting out in
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: thousand olds that that the sheriff department. Dude we're talking to.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: Her wife said maybe I gotta call I need to
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: take this win in by himself with courage. Now we
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: have left you, we uplifting you. But when the investigation
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: need to be done, we just won't. Everybody step aside
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: and let the investigation go forth and bring us justice
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: and the truth. So that's why I'm shouting out both
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: at the same time, because I want people to understand.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: Here to Steve Harvey Morning Show, you know, we get
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: it right more than we get it wrong, you know
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So just listen to us because we
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: are the voice of the people, speaking of the voice
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: of the people. Look here, I'm so happy. Right now, then, Congress,
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: they're about to get some most seats. I think they
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: need to just keep counting. I think, Julian, they need
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: the old black lady that liquor finger when she counts
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: there to get that number right. THETA get that number right,
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: and I'm glad that give him and Abraham's Florida Jordan say,
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: we're gonna keep counting because you never know how the
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: numbers fall, you know what I'm saying. But I'm happy
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: that over a hundred million people went to the polls
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: to vote. Let's keep this momentum going. First, let's get
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: ready for the census. And what we're talking about. We're
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: talking about all of them senior congressional brothers and sisters
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: that's gonna be up there over the census of immigration,
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: criminal justice reform. They up there and shouting out the
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: Congressional Black Caucus, Asian Pacific COUSTUS, and Hispanic Caucus where
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: they are growing in leadership, and they're gonna be over
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: some of these committees, especially our girl Maxine want over
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: finance a banking. So that's that's why I'm happy. And
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: the president needs to get ready. He ain't got to
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: worry about people of color. He better worry about people
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: that's his own color and then his own party, because
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: I think they're loading up against them. Why would Mitt
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: Romney run in the Senate? Boys and girls, are you
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: hearing what's happening? Now see Mit Romney, lady in the cup,
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: let me tell you what happened. So they went to
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: dinners or Mitt Romney was like, yeah, I'm cool with you.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: You're cool with me just because you said some foul stuff.
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: You know, I'm cool with you. Now Mitt Romney is
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: in the Senate. So what happens if there's an investigation
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: that comes from the House and goes into the Senate
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: and President Trump believed he got all this control in
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: the Senate, you may not have control if Muella bring
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: a good report against you that seems to suggest that
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: impeachment orders in order with men get up out of him.
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: But then they got to get everybody. Don't just get Trump,
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: you know, don't just get him. You need to get
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: everybody that was involved in it, just like you got
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: everybody that was involved in Nixon with the water game.
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, and and and listen, I'm
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: a Republican. But when the president don't want to go
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: just because it's raining to see the truths that died
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: in World War One to commemorate them. You're the commander
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: in chief, you know what I'm saying. You gotta act
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: like President Obama was out in the rain like he
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: was the dramatics in the rain. It may sound crazy,
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: it's like Presidabama was campaigned. He was doing everything in
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: the rain looking shop, you know, looking like Marvin Gaye
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: and what's going on cover? You know what I'm saying.
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: When he was walking with that with that leather coat,
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: describe Avery with the rain all over my Bama looking shop.
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: And he didn't get no soul throat. He didn't do nothing.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: He didn't call you know why, Junior, because he had
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: the rober testing and the three six quinine and he
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: better understand that people know how to live without insurance.
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: Everybody on this shelf, take us food for the episode
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: of Enegar every morning, every morning, because you know, all
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: of us, we need to protect OBAMAA what we's wrop
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: to be talking about? What what about seeing in uhh,
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: that's gonna be so good. That's gonna be so good.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: Because that boy ain't touched that girl. That girl ran
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: up on him trying to take the microphone. That's like me,
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: Tim and Junior we on the stage, somebody trying to
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: take the mic from us. You know what I'm saying,
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: that's an extension of my hand see what saying. You
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: can't take no microphone from nobody. And to dude, what's that, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: He was trying to get out. But I'm gonna tell
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: you what Trump donna need to do. You're gonna need
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: to back to ham up off for Ava Ryan. You
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: don't have to back up off all of them. Listen
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: to me. Listen to me. We ain't have up in this.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: Don't let us start going to get the n A
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: b j ub A c Pans and nay Bob, all
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: the black journalists and then the white journalists need to
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: join us, because when it happened to us, then it's
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: gonna happen to you. He seemed the only one to
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: be racist towards the journalists of color. Jim Acostas, you're Spanish,
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: which means you are black, which means you're one of us.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: We're not having it. Let's join the lawsuit and they
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: need sup people when that happens, because I need my news.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: Thank you, Cheryl, We love you girl. That's right. And
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: see negroes. Now, hey Don Lemons coming up at the
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: top of the hour, Carlos Reality update right after this.
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Get ready, it's time.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: She is here and she has it for you. It's
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: time for Carlos Reality. Thank you, nephew. Okay, here we go.
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: I'm gonna start things off with the reunion show of
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: love and hip hop. Hollywood, Lord, what is pure trash? Trash? Yeah,
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: the reunion was horrible. It was horrible. Ratchet try at
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: his highest. I'm talking about Squared, Tell me what happened.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: But you know, it is what it is. It's entertainment.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: I love ray J and Princess ray J and his
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: beanie hat. You know he played a part in all
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: of that safari and lyrical mess. To ray J, you
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: had your hands in that too. A one believes his
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: wife didn't cheat on him, Lyrica, and they're working it
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: out and that's all that matters. They are working it
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: out as husband and wife, not as far as you say, no, no, no, no,
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: believe she didn't cheat. Right, he believes his wife. Yeah,
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: we said that throughout the season. He said he believed
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: Here the reunion. You don't believe her, You don't believe her. No,
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: you don't know No, wait a minute, now, she's slept
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: with all the people they claim she slept with. She's
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: been busy. Yeah, come on, and she's expecting a one son.
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: They announced they're having a son. They did a DNA
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: test and the baby is a one baby. So there
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: you go with all those cheating rumors. And um, let
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: me say this about a one in lyricaus mama's say it,
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: say it. Let me say this about your mama's. They
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: don't ever need to be on these shows ever again,
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: y'all mama, especially a working mama. Mama's mama A one's mama.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: Where much, so much, too much. That's your mama. Come on,
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: get your mom, get your MoMA, get your mama. Hit
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: your mama, Oh mama a one. My favorite line though, Carlin,
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: my favorite line with a once mom said to a
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: big lyrical lyrical cheek, she said, look at you sitting
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: over there, looking all exotic lyricals mama, They was, go
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: and add it your mama's y'all, mama, you're sitting over there,
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: look at all exotic. She was looking exotic. Though. One
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: more thing, get your mama and get your mama's hal
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: happens too much, this is too much. On another note,
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: I'm rooting for Apple Watts. I want her to make it.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: I want her to win. Yeah, hit me up at
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: lips by Carla. Tell me if you think Safari was lying, Junior,
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: you do you think some farm was lying about him
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: and Lyrica? He said that and went on, So hit
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: me up at lips of our Carla, and also tell
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: me if you think a one of lyric because Mama,
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: we put your exotic looking still your mama. All right,
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: let's move our Real Housewives of Atlanta Peorsha Partsha is
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: doing her thing. She was in Miami with her new man,
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: Dennis for her birthday and she thought he was gonna proposed,
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: but he didn't. He gave her a Rolex and the
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: necklace right now, right, She's like, what's right? Yes, yes, yes,
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: yes yes. Porsha also put together a trip for the
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: girls to come down to Miami to surprise Nini. Nini
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: was hosting a comedy show with Our Girl with my
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: homie Lonnie Love and Uh. Nini was also launching her
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: new clothing boutique and Greg was there with Nini supporting
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: her husband. But it was cool because Porsche had the
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: ladies come down surprised Nini and support her for her
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: big weekend and Uh you know, they all were there.
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: They wanted to see Greg and support him, and uh,
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: Greg had some issues. He got overheated while working at
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: one of the events and attending the parties and stuff.
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: But Nini, let me say this, Ninie is right there
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: for her. Nannie is taking care of Greg. So our
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: thoughts and prayers, we are lifting Greg prayer and feeling
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: for Greg leaks and uh Marlow. Let me move on
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: to Marlow. She didn't like her room at the hotel,
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: so she decided to take Porsche's room. And I'm like, Eva,
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: you know, Marla Marlow is extra, It's real extra with everything,
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: everything and candy. Now she has some intel on Porsche's
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: new man. But you know she's saying the streets is talking,
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: but she kept it to herself. And Porsche also revealed
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: the most disgusting thing I have ever heard that she
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: uses her man's toothbrush. Did you I saw that? What
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: she uses her man's tooth brush? That was so nast
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: that's very purpose of that they can afford another toothbrush. Well,
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: she said she left her toothbrush. You know, did you
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: need to get a rag and put some toothpete on
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: it and rubbed that cross your teeth, right, I got
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: another toothbrush. It was too soft. She didn't like that,
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: so she used her man's toothbrush, and she said she
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: uses it all the time. And I've never heard of
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: that before. So germs and bacteria, that's all I could
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: think of. Germs and bacteria. You're using your man's somebody
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: else's toothbrush? Yeah, how much? How much you love? Not
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: that much, it doesn't matter. It ain't that much. Don't
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: love me that hard? Did you want to use my teeth?
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: But she didn't think it was a big deal. I mean, like, like, what,
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: I don't be that she's been doing it. Yeah, she's
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: been doing it. Yeah, if it ain't a big bit,
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: you didn't need all your boyfriend's tooth brush up my lips.
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: By Carla will continue to talk about this socially real
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: Housewives of Atlanta, Porsche, have you ever used your spouses
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: or you know what that's different? Toothbrush? Yeah? All right,
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty after
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: the you're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Alright, guys, listen.
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: It is no secret that singles aren't always totally honest
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: with the people they're dating. But some lives are small
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: and some go much deeper and much darker. And even
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: if you don't bend the truth much to get someone interested,
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: chances are it has happened to you when you were single. Okay,
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: so what is your date lying to you about? According
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: to a new survey of more than hundred singles, we
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: know the top things people lie about on the date. Okay, alright,
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: so so for men, here we go. Number eight. They
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: lie about their weight. Yes, absolutely sure. You're talking to
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: the ready to lovest, the ready to love host, the doctor,
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: come on, love doctor. They lie about their education level. Yeah. Uh.
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: They lie about their relationship status. That should have been
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: number one, right, there was a little going over a
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: lot of lines. Number five. They lie about what they
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: do for a living, their profession. I don't know why
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: you do that, but okay. They lie about hobbies, things
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: they're interested in. They lie about that. Yeah, like you
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: like to fish. But you might say you called a shark,
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: so you read yeah, but I'm just saying it goes
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: deeper and darker. Yeah exactly what Yeah, I called a
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: white type, right that be all out there? Yeah exactly? Okay,
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: did you say, well, uh, You also lie about your
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: living situation, you know, like you know some people with exactly. Oh,
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: here's a good one. You lie about how much money
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: you may your income doing it right now? That's not
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: number one though, this is number one. How many sexual
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: partners you've had? Oh yeah, or your sexual prowess. That's
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: what I thought it would be. You know how good
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: you are. I've only had two? You only have two?
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: Stop stop your lying, junior. What you only have two?
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: What two women? Does it too? Partners in the last month? Alright,
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: this is what women lie about. This will be interesting.
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: This is what women lie about in this order. Uh.
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: They lie about their profession, what they do for a living.
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: Really the same thing almost. They lie about their relationship status.
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: Get married, don't go where you get that from. But
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: let me tell this what I'm married in California. You
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: were at the wedding. That wasn't he married? He married?
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: I'm not married. Okay. They lie about hobbies. They lie
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: about their income. You ever heard their weight though we're
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: only at number four. Okay. Women lie about their living situation. Okay.
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: They it roommates their parents a man man? Yeah, when
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: they got a man, he just room. Okay, they also,
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: here's a number to wait or as you would say, wait, okay, yeah,
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: that's a big one. Number one. They women lie about
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: their number of sexual partners. I thought that would be
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: age or something. Yeah, you can see this is man,
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: look your daddy, your arms tell you yeah, because I
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: paid for it and I have receive that's right. So
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: I want to find out what you guys lie about,
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: probably all of the above. All right, we'll be back
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: with you. We'll see if we have time. We'll be
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, So,
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: last segment, we talked about the lies that single people tell,
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: you know, like women lie about their weight, and basically
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: they lie about the same thing, just in different order
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: of the number one. Uh. The number one thing was
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: the number of sexual partners for both men and women.
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: Just how many partners? Can I ask you? Yeah, go ahead,
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: when you were single? How many partners? Oh? I was
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: a virgin and now your laugh Tomoto and two for
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: me one in her husband, right, yeah, quests right, yeah,
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: So come on, guys, what else have you got? I
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: know you guys have told some big old Yeah, I
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: don't told some lines that I don't have to hold
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: on twip to date, like what are you sure you
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: want to talk about real? Which we talked about sports
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: or something you thought about it? Yeah, this ain't really
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: that jor single, he can do it. Come on, lied
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: by everything, from having a car to not have car.
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: I lied about all that I have got caught and
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: told me to laugh. I live, said I had a car,
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: but she saw me walking to the bus. I didn't.
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: I ain't got caught and she rolled up on you
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: while I was there waiting on the three seven eight.
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, which one you want? I was homeless.
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: I lived in the car. Told a girl I had
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: a company. I had. I had a company, yeah, and
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: I was just down south looking for new forms of
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: energy saving so I could take back to my company
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: in northern Ohio. She was cute, she was way out
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: my league. She said, you want to meet for dinner?
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: I met her in them all. I said, yeah, I met,
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: and I said what you want to meet? She named
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: the restaurant. I never heard that. She gave the direction
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: I got to this restaurant. They had valley. Now keep
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: in mind, everything I own is in my car. So
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: when I got to valet and I saw the sign
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: that said valet five dollars and you went around back.
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: I pulled up. The dude grabbed my doorhood does dough?
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: I said, excuse me? He said, we were a valet.
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: Don't do that. Wearing self park at he said, right
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: straight ahead to the left. I parked over that man.
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: I walked back to that restaurant. They opened it door,
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: A maitre d came. He said, right this way, sir.
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: He walked me over to this fine chicks yell on
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: a black dress. I have a little shirt tucked in.
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: You skin it in shirt tucked in tight? Had one
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: of them? Are merry go round pants on fleets? Are
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: two ways tied? That belt down in a knot with
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: a loop. Y'all had one of the Western shirts on
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: double breasted off. Yeah, sit down. That man opened up
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: that menu and damn Neil couldn't breathe where forgotten me?
- 1:30:14Speaker 1: I had farty dollars. I couldn't find nothing on that.
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: What's your see? Major? Deep God, you want to tell
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: us how it ended when we come back. Yeah, okay,
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: last break of the day. When we come back. Right
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show alright, last break, we
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: were talking about the biggest lies that we've ever told. Well,
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: the guys were anyway, and Steve, you left off with
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: telling us about dinner at this fancy exclusive restaurant with
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: this young lady. I got fought it all this girl
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: is set up in here and audit. But she was like,
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: so she was kind of parts. You're trying to play
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: a little bit too. You know, she wasn't skinny, but
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: you know she was thick though she had you know,
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: she was nice the way out my league. So I'm
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: talking about so far, but I don't know how. I'm
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: sitting there and what did you order? Man? I ain't
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: order nothing, man, nothing. I started feeling sick. What you
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: couldn't eat? I'm just you know. So then she asked me,
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: she said, so, why what happened? Why don't you feel well?
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: I said, really, to be honest with you, I'm just
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: I'm old. I'm overwhelmed right now, you know, just just
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: being here, it's a little bit much from me. If
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: you could just let me just take you in the moment,
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: I said, I'm really not accustomed to this. She's what
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: do you mean you don't go to nice restaurants. I'll
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: go nice restaurants all the time. I appreciate your honestly, Steve. Yeah,
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: I mean you know, I mean you know, I'm just
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: not a custom to this. What I was saying was
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: a woman like you. You know, Now, do I go
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: to a nice restaurant? Yeah? I go on time? Well
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: she did not, just didn't go in swung about, swung
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: about you rude Chris. I got to go by there.
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: I couldn't go in, rude Chris Brown, Debby. I ain't
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: got no money for that. Yeah, man, you know I
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: go Olive Garden, sit there and eat all the red
- 1:32:29Speaker 1: sticks and salad, and then get up, walked straight out,
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: cancel my order. I got a phone call. What phone?
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: When you don't hand on cell phone? It rang out
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: to pay phone? So wow, yeah it's salad. I don't
- 1:32:53Speaker 1: told some lines man, what what? Well? Which first moved
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: to Cali. My biggest line was telling this girl that
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: Steve House was mine and everybody why he was going
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: for the weekend. Remember that, Yeah, you had a whole party, man,
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: laying the girl some shoes or how shoes on the float.
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: These ain't your shoes, right, huh, your foot? This is
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: your foot way too small for this? Why is Steve
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: and his family everywhere? I have put some of my
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: pictures up though, because I just had mom so wow. Yeah,
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: you guys, have you learned anything from this experience at Oh?
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: Not to tell the truth. No, I figured out mine
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: would just go make some more money. Okay, Yeah that
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: was my That was my whole motivation. I can't keep
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: telling me lies. Yeah, I got to match up because
- 1:33:56Speaker 1: the lies I was telling sounded good. Oh, I created
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: a wonderful life. I may start going to live this.
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: I needed some money so bad, man, because I just
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: needed I needed to get elevated. Man. I was struggling,
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: man with the not being where I wanted to be.
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: I was struggling. Man. Speaking of struggling, I don't want
- 1:34:21Speaker 1: to bring this up. But what's up with mellow in Houston? Man?
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: Why we keep bringing that? We keep bringing up? We
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: were bringing up again because he's still knew what he
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: not playing. He ain't been to the facility. Why I
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: missed the last two games? Why he sayd undisclosed illness?
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: What that's what he said? He says undisclosed illness. We
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong with but he ain't been to
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: the facility. What kind of illness you think it is?
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: They don't work for the rockets happenings. And I told
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: you Carler, did I tell you till I tell you
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: all that sign of Mello was not gonna help us,
- 1:35:07Speaker 1: called him Simon Nella, Oh tave you Simonella. One gonna help?
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: That ain't help. Damn Simonella, you are one of her kind.
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: They talk about something I think to do with coming out,
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: But hey, man, can I tell y'all something on the reel? Man?
- 1:35:31Speaker 1: And I always wished for the best for La La
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: because I love him, and I think Mellow is a
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: cool guy. But you know what I think. I think
- 1:35:42Speaker 1: what happened to Carmelo Anthony is that he lost his rudder.
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: He lost his rudder rubber rudder? Are you d d E?
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: R A rudder is the directional device on your ship.
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: And when I think him and La La split, I
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: think he lost his rudder. He was never the same
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: after that. But you know, I think after that, I
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: think he was never the same. When he went to
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: Old Casey, he was never the same. He was never
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: the same. Because man, when you go through a traumatic
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: thing like this and you lose a family that you
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: deeply love, but you have no one to blame but yourself.
- 1:36:30Speaker 1: It throws you, man, and I think that's what happened
- 1:36:33Speaker 1: to Mellow. Could he please get a fan back and
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: come back to work because he lost his rudder work.
- 1:36:45Speaker 1: But he got to get that part together. I've always
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: been a fan of this. I wish they could have
- 1:36:51Speaker 1: made it, you know, I wish they could have survived it.
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: But social media was too ugly to him. Okay, well
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: you heard that, but we need to hear up. Yeah, right,
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: because he does have a career, and you know, he
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: got he got to go ball somewhere, get together and
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: make a shot. He was he was balling in Syracuse.
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: He was a beast Syracuse. He was a beast in college.
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